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- 0:10Welcome to reality TV, Chris Hi, I'm one of your hosts, Delia.
- 0:15I'm here with me real time home girl. Be in dressed me back
- 0:20from Colorado like a Cheech and Chong movie. Wafts of smoke or smoke wafting
- 0:27from your mini val Oh, two guys smoked your faces off? Oh all
- 0:33day every day while we were up there, girl mile hi? Baby?
- 0:36What did she think of being mile high? Did you have like any elevation
- 0:39sickness as people get? No, But I was so scared I was going
- 0:42to because my mom freaked me out into it because she gets elevation sickness,
- 0:46Like I swear to god, you go up a hill and she's like,
- 0:48oh, dying. And so she was giving me all these horror stories like,
- 0:52oh my god, Colorado's gonna be terrible. You're gonna see it's gonna
- 0:55be so high up, you're gonna have such a hard time. Well,
- 0:58she last time she went, she was up in Record Rich which is like
- 1:00twelve thousand feet up. And I'm like, well, yeah, of course
- 1:02you're gonna get elevation sickness up there. And so when we go up,
- 1:06I'm like all nervous. We're going up Raton Pass. We're driving up along
- 1:08and I'm like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna get an elevation sickness.
- 1:11I gotta take my dream of me. And I'm like, God, you're
- 1:12such a little chihuahua anxiety, just shivering, just bath, gonna be okay.
- 1:19Yeah. And location, well, you guys ask for the one.
- 1:25I will always ask for your location, but I did send it to you,
- 1:27and I was like, this way you can tell if we're stranded and
- 1:30we're dying, and those elves. You know, my husband will pick up
- 1:34at any time of day. He'll get his big old Ford fucking truck and
- 1:38he'll come get you. And he'll That's why I love him. No matter
- 1:40where you are, he will get you. Hunt. Yeah, that's why
- 1:42I love him. So are you glad to be back in Texas? Actually?
- 1:45Yeah? Really yeah? I was actually happy to be back home.
- 1:48Yeah. Colorado is beautiful. I love it there. Ye super pretty.
- 1:52The mountains are awesome. It's a little dry, which was an adjustment,
- 1:56but it was really beautiful. And we went up to Testas Park and we
- 1:59did all these fun things, the touristy things, but it is kind of
- 2:01turning into California a little bit. Yeah, lots of people. Lots of
- 2:06people. Yeah, everywhere you go, everybody's already thought about going there and
- 2:08they're already there. Exactly. You can't have in park, No, you
- 2:13can't. Yeah. I haven't been to Colorado since I think twenty nineteen,
- 2:15but of course I lived there for a few years. I think I only
- 2:20relocated to Colorado from Chicago because I was supposed to meet my husband, and
- 2:23then we moved with my husband, me, my daughter, and my husband
- 2:27moved from Colorado to Texas so that my daughter could meet you. Yeah,
- 2:30and then we're going to go to our next place. But well we had
- 2:32to pick everybody up, yes, or the great adventure that we're going to
- 2:37be going on in the future. Definitely, because our plan is to get
- 2:40I don't know. My husband wants one hundred acres. I think we'll be
- 2:45fine with twenty acres down He's like minimum forty. He's like, I need
- 2:49to have a greenhouse, I need to have a great I need to have
- 2:51a blob, but I need to have a shop. Literally, we'll be
- 2:53fine with five acres. Yeah, but we want to get some land.
- 2:55We want to you build a house. We have a house. We want
- 3:00you to have a bunch of kids, a lot of kids. Oh my
- 3:02god, I want you guys to have like five cherrens, eight cherrens.
- 3:07I would be such a good grandma. I know you would. You really
- 3:09would be such a good twoto. I know. I can't wait when we
- 3:14Who old are you? You're twenty seven? I know I'm withering away.
- 3:17Well, I mean when did I have my baby? I think it was
- 3:20twenty seven, twenty eight. Yes, when I had my child, I
- 3:22only had one. Yeah, and that was like that was a good time.
- 3:23But like I know, I'm the oldest one in my family to not
- 3:28have a kid. Yeah, you come from a fertile people. Oh,
- 3:30we're a hell of fertile you know. I think, like some of my
- 3:32nephews can give you some jizz. I know. Well, your daughter keeps
- 3:37asking there does she Yes? And they're like, oh, think about it,
- 3:39even even like the oldest nephew. I don't want to call about reason.
- 3:43Think about it. But I'm like, what are you doing with it?
- 3:46Just give it. We'll give you whatever legal agreement you want, Like
- 3:50you'll pay any child's you know that he's going to be growing up or she's
- 3:53going to be growing up in a good family. I'm gonna call them,
- 3:58I know, God, damn, I'm gonna call him the one we are
- 4:00talking about. Be like you are fertile, freeze drive some sperm. And
- 4:04he's already got a son. And he's the cutest fucking little baby I've ever
- 4:09seen in my life. I can imagine. Are you gonna let it go
- 4:12go up in your lady, because I know you don't want to carry children,
- 4:15and I just, yeah, I just don't want to get hemorrhoids.
- 4:17Come on, this is your cheer, while this is you just shivering with
- 4:20anxiety. Not every woman gets hamorrhoid. It doesn't. And there's surgical intervention
- 4:28for that. It's very painful, but the doctor can exercise your hamorrhoid.
- 4:31It's not a big deal. Don't worry. But it's not a concreason to
- 4:34not have a child. Okay, I need you to have a child.
- 4:41TikTok. You like could judge Judy Memes a little bit? Yeah, because
- 4:45it would be so great, But we still have to move to make we
- 4:46have to. We'll be when we leave, yes, and then we will
- 4:49get get the cheers. Oh my god, I know so great of One
- 4:57of the names they suggest earlier was Perceville. Well it was my husband,
- 5:00yeahs from Texas, Perceville. I don't know he likes those kind of names.
- 5:03Clementine, Yeah, I love Clementine. What a good name. Shut
- 5:06up, that's a great name. I like Jeremiah. I like Jebediah.
- 5:11Yeah, I like those kind of old testaments, like this boy's gonna grow
- 5:15up have a rifle for sure, you know how to take care of himself
- 5:18and the elements. His name is Obadiah, baby Jebediah, also God,
- 5:23jeb Obie and Jeremiah. Shit, don't nobody want to come over to our
- 5:27property and make trouble to our people anyway? We're here to talk about something.
- 5:31What are we here to know? We're gonna catch up on Plath because
- 5:35I missed two episodes and we got to catch up on that ninety day fiance
- 5:40last resort, that shit scarred me for Life's going to tell you that I
- 5:44don't know why they're doing this to us. I think it's hilarious. But
- 5:47this episode, this most recent one with the Kama Sutra class that is burned.
- 5:54The previous one was the Lingerie episode when they're trying on Molly's lingerie,
- 6:00and we're seeing Angela's whole fucking ass, her whole excelated and Coucie that's blurred
- 6:08out. I can't and I can only imagine the travesty of what that looks
- 6:12like in real life. I just can't. It's just it's nobody, nobody
- 6:15needs this. But at the same time, I'm having fun. Oh yeah,
- 6:18I was totally drinking last night when we were watching I Am such a
- 6:23bad I can drink. I used to be able to drink in my twenties.
- 6:26Now I'm in my thirties. I can't do it anymore. Yeah,
- 6:30it's my issue too. The last time I got hungover, I got so
- 6:32hungover in my twenties. Yeah that I literally, it's not drink anymore.
- 6:39No, I don't drink anymore. But we started drinking during Ninety Day Fiance
- 6:43and I was actually recording my husband's commentary. He had so much commentary on
- 6:46Asulu and how dumb he was. He's like, I can't, is this
- 6:49guy even sentience? He's like, what qualify sentience? So when we started
- 6:53having a conversation with what sentience was, He's like, this guy doesn't have
- 6:56it. No, he is not here. Look at his the whites of
- 6:59his eyes, they're pure red. Is he high? And then we got
- 7:01to the fat cat versus cat and my husband's like, I need more booze?
- 7:08And then I started asking him about all of his wealth of information about
- 7:11poonani's. Is it true? Do we? And then I texted your wife
- 7:15my daughter, and I asked her about fat cats versus razor blades. Oh
- 7:17my god, didn't know that. This is her response. What she's saying,
- 7:21Mother, You're fucking crazy. There are definitely differences. But ain't nobody
- 7:27paying attention to that? Mom? Like, Okay, I'm just wondering.
- 7:31It's not like I get to see a bunch of the JJ's. I mean,
- 7:34I had a reflectable with the peepees. You know, what were you
- 7:40asking her about the JJ's specifically? I wanted to know is it true that
- 7:43there's all kinds of the JJ's, Like there's fat the JJ's, and then
- 7:46like the JJ's that are just look different. Yeah, yeah, just like
- 7:49dicks look different. Some are crooked, summer circumcised, some are harry.
- 7:55They're all referential though, to the prime blueprint archetype of penis they're all kind
- 8:00of the same summer biggers. Yes, but they're all look like penises to
- 8:03me. I'm just wondering about Oh China's and how different they are. They
- 8:05all look like vigigis, but you know some are like Angela's probably more wrinkly
- 8:11than others. Oh my god, she's got a fat cat that sounds like
- 8:16flat cat. Which are the cats that they find in hoarders. Yeah,
- 8:20that show all right? Before we get in, we just want to remind
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- 9:45Thank you in advance, thank you, thank you so much. All right,
- 9:48let's get into Plafville. Yeah, which would be last episode? Do
- 9:52I need to know the titles of these? This is the baptism episode.
- 9:56We start off with Mica going over to Kim's really right apartment about the dance
- 10:01studio, which always makes me want to count their coins. They're making you
- 10:05afford that building, plus the fairies for which they still have the farm,
- 10:11plus the new plow house and their rental properties, plus the gym that he
- 10:16goes to. I was even wondering, does he own that gym? Oh?
- 10:18Nobody else was in the gym except him and Micah. Oh damn,
- 10:22Like, is this a building you own? Like Papa would from anything,
- 10:26because you seem like you have a normal job. But I'm just wondering,
- 10:30Daddy, how you bringing an see how you like it? The more he
- 10:35like expands his biceps, more he's thinking about his physique, the more I'm
- 10:39checking him out. But I mean, he needs to do something about his
- 10:41head. I'm telling you, if he his whole head, shaves his head
- 10:45an entire grows a big fucking bushy beard that covers his mouth, I think
- 10:50he would look like so good. Yeah, a beard would go a long
- 10:54way. It would cover a much two and then maybe if he got like
- 10:58a tattoo or two, I think he would. Daddy, he's got that
- 11:03farmer's body, ye wiry. Yeah, he knows how to He knows how
- 11:09to get in a tractor and take care of some cow's baby. Kim doesn't
- 11:11know what she's misses right, Well, she got a new man, as
- 11:15we learned, but we knew that, we knew that, but he is
- 11:18not well, I'll just save that for later. We will save that,
- 11:22we will table that discussion for that scene. But I do have some commentary
- 11:26that I'm excited to get to, thank y'all. So Mica comes over to
- 11:30have breakfast with Kim, and he looks so handsome, he's so cute,
- 11:35and they start talking about life, but ultimately the subject of divorce comes up,
- 11:41and Michael wants to know how you do it? Mom? Are you
- 11:43all why? Because he's always taking care of people. I know, it's
- 11:45such a nurturer. He's so sweet, cares too much about his mom.
- 11:50He just is super self centered. And she's just like wow, thinking about
- 11:54Datinga's faces. And He's like, what it's like, barely been a year
- 12:00at this point, Like you're already ready to date. Meanwhile, Barry is
- 12:03like, that's not even on my radar, yea, not even thinking about
- 12:05Prince's daughters. And I'm here to take care of my girl, here to
- 12:09be a dad, yeah, and a godly man. And Kim is just
- 12:11like, I'm ready to but I'm here to fuck she's terrible. Yeah,
- 12:16she's already talking about dating. She's already trying to kind of prepare the soils
- 12:22that they can accept the fact that she's already banging Ken Palmer. Yea,
- 12:28and we see that in the next episode. Get to it. We will
- 12:31get to it. Well, Mike is taking this all in and he says
- 12:37to the camera on his own, He's like, so, wait a minute,
- 12:39like, what about her happy family life? Yeah? What about all
- 12:43of those years where everything seemed to be so great? Are you telling me
- 12:46this was all just a lie? Yeah? Or were you selfish? Yeah?
- 12:52And I wish she would have said that to her face. He should
- 12:54have said that to her face, because she is selfish. And her excuse
- 12:58in the moment is like, oh, well, parents do all that they
- 13:01can to protect their children from any kind of bad things and unhappiness, and
- 13:07so you didn't see what was actually going on, and it's like, oh,
- 13:09shut life, shut up. The kids would have noticed, just like
- 13:13the Brown kids noticed their mom's being mistreated by Cody Brown, Like it's obvious
- 13:18Berry seemed to be good to Kim. I mean, I know it's Beeboo
- 13:20Bot Barry. Yeah, I'm sure that they were stuck deep in a routine.
- 13:24Yes, I'm sure it wasn't like super passionate or exciting. Yeah,
- 13:28but they did have one thousand children, so they were they were looking a
- 13:33lot. They were at least ten times like Cody and Janille were looking apparently.
- 13:37Yeah. Yeah, But she's trying to pretend that she was having problems
- 13:41the entire whole time, as she was turbo controlling all of her children and
- 13:46drumstead and eating sugar. I would say, in the barn, she's eating
- 13:50her eminem summer skin of summer right, okay, And but she's just trying
- 13:54to pretend it was all bad and she was just hiding it from you.
- 13:56Mike. I want to protect you because I'm such a good moment. So,
- 13:58no, you're not being Yeah, no, you so how ye.
- 14:01And you're a hypocrite yep. And you're a terrible parent because you still have
- 14:07littles over at the farm or over at the house, and Lydia is the
- 14:09one that's got to take care of those kids. And Barry and Barry sad
- 14:15honey. Yep. She does ask him about like his love life, and
- 14:18he says he's looking for his soulmate. She has to be hot. Only
- 14:24hot. That's like his only requirement. Yeah, and this got me thinking,
- 14:28Yeah, I'm like, statistically, they have nine kids, right,
- 14:31statistically, one of them has to be gay one of them. Okay,
- 14:35I mean I think so, right, Like, I don't know what the
- 14:37actual statistic is. If you could cite your sources, please, Well there
- 14:43was a study done. I'm gay, that's thanks. Well, there was
- 14:46actually a study done a while ago. I don't know if it's even reputable
- 14:50that did say, with regards to boys, specifically, the more boys that
- 14:54you have in a family, the youngest one ends up being gay, or
- 14:58like, the younger they are, they tend to be gay because it's like
- 15:01more, probably the youngest when it passed, right, Yes, so then
- 15:05that would leave Isaac. Isaac don't look gay to me. I don't know.
- 15:09He could got a little bit of a swagger with his plane. Honey,
- 15:11he's like the sexy mamas are going to like this plane. He's so
- 15:16handsome. How does he afford a plane? I know Kim took out alone,
- 15:18but he must be working. These kids are industrious. Actually have a
- 15:22lot of props for the kids too, and the work ethic, the industrial
- 15:26ness that Kim and Barry gave to them. Yeah, I agree, that's
- 15:31super awesome. But maybe he could be gay, Isaac, he's not gay,
- 15:35maybe he could be a Heath's gay and it is probably inappropriate for us
- 15:39to discuss it. But once again, but she's gay, So yeah,
- 15:43she said she could talk about talk about it. But I mean, if
- 15:46anybody's gay, it's gonna be it might be Mike. He said last year
- 15:52that he would be potentially open to dating girlies and boys. He definitely in
- 15:58some of his photographs, he's giving me some sexy twinkie vibe. Ye,
- 16:02a little bit of a twinkie vibe. He's very quoft. He's got his
- 16:07drip as far as the kids drip. He's taking care of his appearance.
- 16:11You know those game and they like to go to the gym. They take
- 16:14care of all of their bits and they do so it does Micah. Yeah,
- 16:18but I mean I don't think he is. But if anybody is,
- 16:22it's going to be him. If it's a boy, I would say,
- 16:23if it's if it's the girls, because if the homosexuality is showing up in
- 16:27the girls, I'm thinking Lydia, I'm thinking a little bit of Lydia.
- 16:33I could totally see that repressed, so repressed, she's so cold. She
- 16:38does love her some Jesus, oh, she loves her. Shut the door
- 16:42to this closet. This is terrible and blasphemous even for us. We can't
- 16:48do this. This is a dumb ster. But I mean, I just
- 16:51wouldn't be surprised. And if there's any kid that is actually homosexual, like
- 16:56my kid, I know she's homosexual. She's ten, really her own my
- 16:59aunt to say that pretty sure. I mean, I'm thinking maybe your kids
- 17:02a little bit of a It took her a while. She's a little excuse
- 17:06me, she's nine, she's eight. But she was right. Yeah,
- 17:08I know, I had a vibe, yeah yeah. And I was always
- 17:11very supportive. Yeah, I was always very supportive. But I just worry
- 17:17about kids that are in like these turbo strict and hyper vigilant fundamentalist Baptist Christian
- 17:25organizations, the duggers and like these kids, like, yeah, is it
- 17:30safe for them to come out as gay? Probably not, It's definitely not.
- 17:33I mean we even see with Nathan, Olivia's brother on his Instagram bio,
- 17:37it literally says lgbt qia plus is a sin, which is rich after
- 17:44the scene that we're going to get to right after this one with him doing
- 17:48his makeup. Yeah, I'm wondering if him changing his Instagram to say that
- 17:52Nate, who again is Olivia's brother, is anti LGDPQ and a true patriot
- 17:59American, is because he knew this scene was coming. Oh wow, Kate,
- 18:04in order to just make sure everybody knows, yes, I'm dressing up,
- 18:08i am twerking or I'm attempting to twerk. It's not really working,
- 18:11and I'm on a strip or pole as well. But don't get you any
- 18:15funny ideas about me being homosexual, because we don't hate homosexual people, but
- 18:19we hate their sin. That's what he says on his Instagram. Don't the
- 18:22people hate the scene? It still hate? My God, I hate,
- 18:26it's still hate. We don't need to be hating out here in these streets.
- 18:27It's time to love, yeah, and get some sexy love. Nate,
- 18:32you don't get you want, baby, It's yeah, okay, to
- 18:34do what you want to do. I wouldn't be surprised though if Lydia maybe
- 18:38I mean, but I just feel so so nervous for her because I was
- 18:44on the same Jesus train. When I was her age, honey, I
- 18:47was a missionary, I was a street preacher. I was a singing Jesus
- 18:52span Honey, traveled around the world singing about Jesus. And it is such
- 18:56indoctrination. I mean, are some things that it gave me that I think
- 19:02helped me to live in the world and feel supportive by my sky God.
- 19:07Yeah, but it's just not good. I worry about it. She's going
- 19:08to marry, is she going to have a time to date them? Is
- 19:12she going to experience sex? Is she can allow herself to test the goods?
- 19:17Or she just gonna go in as a virgin with her already ring?
- 19:19Like are you what are you setting your up self up for? What kind
- 19:22of man is this going to be? Or woman? But like, I
- 19:25just worry about these kids. Yeah, I worry about them too, especially
- 19:27with Mariah too going back into the cult a little bit, with this baptism
- 19:33and everything. I'm just like, okay, girl, Yeah, I mean
- 19:36I don't even know if you really believe in it. And that's fine,
- 19:37Like if you're trying to search for a faith, there's nothing wrong with believing
- 19:41in a faith. But I don't know when you're going back into the cult
- 19:45with Lydia talking about the heart of the Father and everything. I'm just like
- 19:49talking with the father. You've returned to the father. The Father is also
- 19:53with you. I'm creeped out a little yeah, a little bit. Can't
- 19:56we just call the Father God? Right? Can't we just say I don't
- 19:59know, do we have to say father? So patriarchal osogynistic? Yeah?
- 20:03So I worry about Lydia, and of course she's I'm sure she's not gay,
- 20:07but I mean you are right statistically, there's probably a gay kid there
- 20:11has to be in that family, and I want it to be safe for
- 20:14them to come out and live in this world. Gay life. Yeah,
- 20:18there's no about that shit. Yeah, Michael, if it's you, I
- 20:21love that for you. Yeah, it's probably stay. Yeah, that's a
- 20:26better match for you. There's probably cuter guys out there too. Yeah.
- 20:29Moving on, we go to Tampa, where we've got Olivia and Lydia and
- 20:33Nate talking about they're good old days and being a family, and I feel
- 20:40like you're trying to force this horseshit onto me, and I am rejecting it
- 20:45formally. Thank you for your attention to this matter of great importance. I
- 20:49don't want it. I don't care, no, thank you. I do
- 20:52not care about your guys' family reconciliation. I don't care about any of it.
- 20:56I don't care that Micah and Maria don't want to talk to you guys
- 21:00anymore. Who cares Olivia, Well, yeah, she's doing this just to
- 21:04stay on air because the one I think she's like, well, you guys
- 21:07might not like me, but I have my own family and they support me.
- 21:12I think she wants to fame. I think she wants she needs the
- 21:15support because she's alone. She's an island alone. But I think it's super
- 21:19boring. Nate's boring. I think Lydia's interesting because there's something about her that's
- 21:26very vulnerable to me. And I feel like she's telling the truth yea,
- 21:32And she wants everything to work, like from the bottom of her heart.
- 21:34She wants this relationship with Olivia to be real. But I don't think it
- 21:40is. I don't think it is either. I think it's all just deployed
- 21:42because Olivia is alone, like you said, she doesn't have Maria as a
- 21:45friend anymore, and she just needs somebody to support her. In her corner
- 21:52and raw raw Olivia for her. That's all it is, right, and
- 21:56it's sad. It's sad because I think Lydia is really looking to reconnect and
- 22:00have an actual relationship and I'm not sure if Olivia is capable of that.
- 22:03But again, Olivia is very young, and I don't want to judge her
- 22:07out of the gate because she's got Tom, but I mean, don't use
- 22:08Lydia because I feel like Lydia really needs love, ye and unconditional support,
- 22:14Like are you giving that to her? Because I know that you want that
- 22:17from her, but what are you doing for Lydia? She's not doing She's
- 22:18little concerned. Yep. This is where, of course, we have Nathan
- 22:22getting made up with makeup and him talking to the camera alone saying that this
- 22:29kind of thing isn't really acceptable in their church, like he would never be
- 22:33able to do something like this in his family, but he's realizing that it's
- 22:37okay to do it. Yeah, which is interesting given his Instagram bio.
- 22:41So I'm like, okay, you're fine with men wearing makeup and then you
- 22:45say you turn around and say it's a sin. I don't know, Yeah,
- 22:48weird. It's whack. We have Olivia talking about the situation with Maria
- 22:53and what happened from her perspective, because again, to catch you up,
- 22:57Maria has accused Olivia of stealing her songs. Her creative were, her intellectual
- 23:04property. She's a creative, Yeah, I'm an artist. She missed herself
- 23:10and you stole my shit, bitchy. And Olivia is telling us what we
- 23:15already know, which is Maria didn't know how to create an account, She
- 23:21didn't know how to upload her ship. This girl never really used to computer
- 23:23in her life. She grew up on a farm, be both cows and
- 23:26shit, good neat sugar. And so Olivia went ahead and uploaded the songs
- 23:33on her behalf, creating the accounts herself and therefore of course putting into place
- 23:37passwords and things of that nature. Of course, and then at some point
- 23:41Maria came around and said, like, where's my music, bitch, Yeah,
- 23:45where it has always been? Yeah. Maria demanded it back or else
- 23:48she was going to take legal action. And so Olivia sent her what sounds
- 23:52like a spreadsheet and said, this is all the money that you made,
- 23:55which I'm sure is nothing. Five to six dollars maybe six fifty. It
- 24:00all went into your account, yeah, you ungrateful bitch, and here's all
- 24:04your files. Yeah, which is interesting because last episode, Mariah said that
- 24:08Olivia deleted all of it, so she doesn't have access to any of it.
- 24:12So I'm like, okay, yeah, one of you is lying.
- 24:15It's probably Mariah. She's probably just doing all of this for producer. Bullshit.
- 24:22It's probably just another storyline to bump up Olivia's reputation a little bit,
- 24:26because I do believe Olivia in this scenario. And while I was gone,
- 24:30I was sent to TikTok from a follower of Olivia talking about the credit card
- 24:36situation, and I think I sent it to you. It was really long
- 24:40and it was so long, but to summarize it, Olivia basically said what
- 24:45we were kind of thinking, which was that Kim was actually stealing from Ethan
- 24:49with the credit card. She was. The whole agreement with Kim and Ethan
- 24:55was that she would use his credit card to buy things for her business and
- 25:00then he would get the rewards points from the credit card to redeem whenever.
- 25:06But allegedly, according to Olivia, he wasn't even getting the credit card points,
- 25:11so she was stealing all of it. She was using his credit card,
- 25:14not paying it off and using the reward points and not telling Ethan about
- 25:18it, and so it was racking up his debt and she didn't care because
- 25:22it was all just for her MLM business. And then Olivia was the one
- 25:25that called it out and that caused a bunch of issues with Kim and Barry.
- 25:29Kim and Barry fought her on it a lot. I guess, yeah,
- 25:32and I guess according to Olivia, Kim and Barry were spreading shit around
- 25:37k Row and said that Olivia was suing them for stealing money from Ethan,
- 25:44and which wasn't true, I guess. And then eventually they all came to
- 25:48kind of an agreement, which was burrying. Kim coming to Olivia and Ethan
- 25:52and being like, here's the money that we stole from you and we're done
- 25:57with this. Like that was it, because Olivia printed it out statements and
- 26:03everything and sent it to Kim and Barry and was like, this is how
- 26:04much you owe. It was like nine hundred dollars or something like that.
- 26:07Wasn't crazy big purchases or anything, but it was nine hundred dollars and so
- 26:12that was the reconciliation was that they paid it off and they didn't talk about
- 26:18it. But I'm like, two things because Mica has mentioned that they were
- 26:22in business together. Yes, So if Kim is not willing to do what
- 26:27Olivia is doing and actually explain how it happened and why there might have been
- 26:33a misunderstanding, then all we can do is really believe Olivia exactly. I
- 26:37mean, I guess we can choose to believe Mike and Mariah and Isaac who
- 26:40made a post saying that their mom didn't steal. But like, unless you
- 26:42explain it to us what actually happened, like, we don't really know what
- 26:45to believe, right, And I forgot what the second thing was that I
- 26:48wasna oh no, no. The second thing I was going to say was,
- 26:49irrespective of what happened, there was a time before the show where you
- 26:56made up all of you together and you agreed to put this behind you received
- 27:02restitution. Yeah, they paid you. You guys made amends, and then
- 27:06you decided at the end of season four. So years later, you decided
- 27:11to put this on blast on a public platform, leo the show and shame
- 27:17Kim, Yes, and accused Kim. You knew what the fuck you were
- 27:19doing? Ye Now that's why they're probably mad. Now maybe they believe their
- 27:25mom didn't do it, but they're probably asking themselves like, why are you
- 27:27bringing this up? Now? You already solved, this is already healed,
- 27:30this is already done. Yeah, why are you even bringing it up?
- 27:33And in her TikTok, her defense for that was that it was just a
- 27:37filler story that she had talked about and that they the CHLC edited a lot
- 27:42of it out and edited a lot of the context out, so that's why
- 27:45it came off like it was just that one off statement. And I'm like,
- 27:48Okay, we can't just blame it on editing. It wasn't time she
- 27:52said it. I want to say that she said it in the earlier seasons
- 27:56as well, which we are reviewing on Patreon by the way. Yeah,
- 27:57I feel like this is the second or third time she said it, So
- 28:00she's this is a message. This is something she's been trying to get in
- 28:03front of the public consciousness, So like, take responsibility for shit, right,
- 28:07Like you seem to want to pretend to be so enlightened with all of
- 28:11your Instagram inspo motivational content, like Mary Brown like, then take some responsibility,
- 28:18like, yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that. We had put
- 28:19water under the bridge, we had put that behind us. It was probably
- 28:22inappropriate to say that on a national platform. Yeah, that millions of people
- 28:25are going to see that. So I get why they're pissed and I'm sorry
- 28:27for that. Yeah, but can she do that? No? No?
- 28:32Will she do that? No? Because Olivia is a narcissist. Well,
- 28:34and even on her TikTok video too, she's like, I've got hundreds of
- 28:37stories just like this, and I haven't brought up I just chose to talk
- 28:41about this one that was edited out on TLC to make me look bad.
- 28:45I'm like, Okay, this whole entire TikTok just feels like a pr for
- 28:48you to kind of fix your name a little bit, because right as season
- 28:52five comes out, we're all pissed off at Olivia, right like, and
- 28:56at the end of season four, everybody hated Ali absolutely everyone, yes,
- 29:00because of how she treated them at the funeral and then at the river she's
- 29:04been shitty and so now she comes out with this ten minute long fucking TikTok
- 29:08trying to justify her ship, and it's like Okay, Yeah, I don't
- 29:11know who to believe here because Kim won't open up and talk about it because
- 29:17it's her truth and Olivia's truth. I would love to hear from Kim.
- 29:19Yeah, that's a bad move on, Kim. Even if you're going to
- 29:22make up something and lie, have something that people can believe as an alternative
- 29:26to whatever Olivia's saying, you can't just say it's my truth. I'm not
- 29:29going to do it anymore. Right, You look guilty, Kim. And
- 29:32same with Ethan too. I want to hear more from him, yeah,
- 29:33because it's his story. Well yeah, but see, everything he believes about
- 29:38what happened has been filtered through Olivia because it was Olivia that went into the
- 29:41account. It was Olivia that taught him how to use an ATM, actually
- 29:45Mica did. It was Olivia that taught him all of this. So he
- 29:48probably believes the way Olivia spun that. Yeah, that's a good point.
- 29:55Yeah, So like does he even have his own autonomous thoughts? They don't
- 29:56think so probably, I really don't think. So he looks dead behind eyes
- 30:00with this thousand yardly stare, Like are you even there? Ethan? Nope?
- 30:03So we have Nathan and Lydia and Olivia going to the Cova Cova coffee
- 30:08shop and Nathan's Now, so now we have to live Now I have to
- 30:12listen, didn't Nathan. I've already spent how many seasons with Maria and her
- 30:18fucking songbook and her fire and eyes and her morose bulsions. Now I've got
- 30:25to listen to Nathan No play acoustic guitar and sing about how he misses his
- 30:29old self like they're literally a zygote. Yeah, you're literally a teenager.
- 30:34And then we have to hear Lydia fiddling in the background. It was so
- 30:38bad, dude, Please no, I just can't hear it. I can't
- 30:41stand these Christian traveling back It's so bad, really bad, It's really I
- 30:45mean, I did fast forward. Was Lydia good with a fiddle? Like?
- 30:48Does she have any nobody has talent? Though the thing is nobody has
- 30:52actual talent. No, they don't. And so Olivia's kind of sad because
- 30:56you know, I used to come here with Maria. But you know what,
- 30:57I'm also hopeful because now I have reconnecting with my family and it feels
- 31:02really good, you know, it feels good. Maria yeah, check it
- 31:06out a bit, friends, I don't need you. So she's really saying
- 31:08exactly. Barry, Micah, and Isaac go to the bowling bowling. What
- 31:14are they bowling? Center bowling. Lane's bowling out, bowling out, thank
- 31:18you, thank you. I'm hungover her, so they that's cute. Yeah,
- 31:22they went bowling. They lost, so they had to eat a shitload
- 31:26of hot dogs to make up the difference. I guess Barry learns the word
- 31:30drip, which AI is becoming sentient, it's becoming aware of itself. Yeah,
- 31:36and at some point they remark how it would have been cool if Ethan
- 31:40would have joined them for bowling. Apparently Micah has bumped into Ethan a couple
- 31:44of times. Ethan is not willing, apparently to talk about the post that
- 31:48all the kids made calling Olivia a liar. So there's still like tension and
- 31:52strain between the family and Ethan doesn't seem to want to talk about it.
- 31:56But does that surprise anybody? No, it doesn't know how to talk.
- 32:00God, God, Google, I'm a baby. He is so emotionally stunted.
- 32:06It's terrible. It's terrible. In Cairo. I know your family's right
- 32:09there, literally and he's not hanging out with them, not talking to any
- 32:13of them, I think even Lydia talks about how she goes to the shop
- 32:16that he's at and he doesn't even notice she's just working on his car,
- 32:20says nothing to her, nothing at all, but made a post. He
- 32:23made a post. He's pissed. Yeah, he's pissed at his siblings.
- 32:27Yep. I thought it was a sweet scene though, And you can really
- 32:30see that Barry unlike him. Yep, Barry is really trying to connect more
- 32:35deeply with his children, and maybe he's realized like how absent he's actually been,
- 32:39how checked out he's actually been, because he's got this whole wife who's
- 32:44hoing out here and he didn't even know she had a proclivity to such.
- 32:47And so he's like, I gotta wake up. I got my little kids,
- 32:50I've got my older kids. I want to know who they are.
- 32:52I want them to know that, even though this shit is shitty, I
- 32:55am here for you. Yeah. And it seems like he's softening too,
- 32:59like he's not as harsh with rules or anything like that, or like strict
- 33:01traditions because it Later in the next episode, Maria talks about getting tattoos,
- 33:07and he's like, you know, the old me I would have been against
- 33:09all of that, but now it's like, I just want to be a
- 33:12part of her life. And I'm like, man, I love you,
- 33:14Barry. I love him. I think he's great. I think he needs
- 33:16to shave his head, get a big burly beard. Oh yeah, and
- 33:20then fuck some head. Oh god, yeah, just get I think.
- 33:23Just slang it, Barry, Oh, just get freaky. You've saw it
- 33:28back in the earlier seasons when him and Kim were making out. You remember
- 33:30that scene? Oh god, how could I forget? It's seared into my
- 33:34memory when they and they're tonguing each other. No, thank you. That
- 33:38was such a weird scene. Dude. Just look, we're sexual, human
- 33:43beings that are alive. It's like, stop it right this instant. It's
- 33:46terrible. We also hear from Ethan. He's talking about how, yeah he's
- 33:52been in Kiro, but he really hasn't been talking to his siblings very much.
- 33:57And there was this one time where he was working on a car and
- 34:00he's thinking about Maria and it was eating his soul. Yeah, I'm still
- 34:02pissed off. It's really gadding to me. But I can't talk to her
- 34:06because she blocked me, So I guess that's it. Yeah, So you're
- 34:08not going to bother reaching out on any other platform or anything to try and
- 34:13reconcile anything that would require communication, which he does not know how to do.
- 34:16No, and he screamed it her the last time they talked. Yeah,
- 34:20allegedly, But I can't Yeah, apparently, but I mean I can
- 34:22dig it. Yeah, because she didn't pay her rent, she didn't pay
- 34:25her bills, she left in the middle of the night. She said some
- 34:28shitty things on the internet that you don't agree with. Yeah, and she's
- 34:31kind of a piece of shit too. I think she's kind of a piece
- 34:34of shit. She's lazy, she never did her own chores. She left
- 34:37them holding the bag with the lease. I mean, i'd be pissed too
- 34:40if I were Ethan. Yeah, yes, I don't know. Maria sucks.
- 34:44Then we have Maria's beautiful Jesus see baptism. Yeah, but Barry does,
- 34:47and the whole family's bear even kin. And then somebody's spontaneously started singing
- 34:53like I thought the group was singing. I'm like, this is so weird,
- 34:57But I guess it was just a gospel track. Yeah, it was
- 35:00really bad. I fast forward through this first thing me too. The first
- 35:02thing I thought though was brain eating amiba. Yeah, I mean, isn't
- 35:08that a thing? Yeah? Cons and stuff, Yes, And she's going
- 35:12in there with her fucking Doc Martens and her short little skirt. I'm like,
- 35:15I can't. I mean, don't let that water go up your nose.
- 35:20You'd get a brain eating amipa. And you have maybe four days tops
- 35:23before you're a complete vegetable and you're gonna die. Is Jesus really worth all
- 35:28that still die for you to get a brain eating Mariah him's there, I
- 35:35know, I'm like him with her sugar? How can you? I'm not
- 35:37even going there, But I did notice, I did notice, but I
- 35:42mean him, like, how do you show your face? I know at
- 35:45your child's baptism, the child that you indoctrinated, Yeah, so strongly into
- 35:50your religion and your faith, your misogynistic, patriarchal, bullshit faith, and
- 35:54then you abandoned your children. You're whouring around with Ken Palmer in that fucking
- 35:59plane. You probably fucking him in the play, Oh totally, And you
- 36:02have the audacity to show up with all your sugar for your daughter's baptism,
- 36:07knowing what a sinner you are. Oh, I know, what a little
- 36:10sinner. If she wasn't a sociopath, she would have probably felt uncomfortable.
- 36:14But she's a fucking sociopath. Oh yeah, and she's only there for the
- 36:17performance too, because the cameras are there, so that way, I'm supportive.
- 36:21I'm a real mom. I'm a good mom. I care about my
- 36:22family even though I'm drinking and getting DUIs and fucking Ken Balmer. Yep,
- 36:28yeah, okay, heisa shit mom. Oh terrible. Mica surprised that Mariah's
- 36:31making this choice. Lydia is weeping so happy. Heart of the Father return
- 36:37unto the heart of the fun, and then we see Mariah saying, I
- 36:43feel like something changed. Yeah, like I went down in the water and
- 36:45I left it all there, my depression, yeah, my self worth issues,
- 36:51the betrayal by Max. I left it all in the water, okay,
- 36:53And I was born again and I instantly felt something different about myself,
- 36:58which is sad because no, you didn't know, you didn't. But I
- 37:00want you to feel better. Yeah, I do want you to feel better.
- 37:02And I mean, there's nothing wrong with going back to God. And
- 37:05like, oh, I believe in Jesus. Yes, I do too.
- 37:07I get some therapy. I know that's what she really needs. She really
- 37:10needs some therapy. I think her parents divorce is fucking her up a lot
- 37:14more than anything. Really. I mean, maybe Max too messed her up
- 37:17because he was kind of a jerk, but I think the divorce, more
- 37:21than anything, is messing up with a lot of these kids personally speaking.
- 37:25Yeah, I mean it's the pillars. It's the foundation of everything they believe
- 37:29to be true. And they are still kids. It's not like they're forty
- 37:31looking back, right. They are still children and they're watching it happen,
- 37:35so it's got to be a huge mind fuck. We forgot to mention that
- 37:37Mariah is also a ballroom dancer. Yeah, every season it's something new with
- 37:43this star is dancing, bartending, singing outfits. I'm just tired. I
- 37:49can't, but I mean that's good to be active. I'm so fucking sedentary.
- 37:52I mean, let me check my steps right now, girl, I
- 37:54would like you to guess one hundred and fifty two hundred ninety eight. Bitch.
- 38:00Okay, it is five thirty in the afternoon. I have got to
- 38:06move my big tubby ass girl. I gotta be active. Yeah, you
- 38:08got to be so at least Maria's got that going or I shouldn't be a
- 38:12fucking hater. Moving on, now, let's get into the next episode of
- 38:15Plasville, which I thought was actually pretty uneventful. We've got Ethan and Olivia
- 38:22having a fourth year anniversary talking to about potentially having a baby. I don't
- 38:25care. What else do we have. We had Ken Palmer's right, that's
- 38:30right, Ken Palmer and Michael working on his boat and Michael maybe moving back.
- 38:35And also Maria and her big, dumbest, stupid tattoo that she hasn't
- 38:38gotten yet. I'm looking at her beautiful skin, I know Beatrice, and
- 38:40I'm like, please Maria, and she gets the worst ink, like the
- 38:45worst writing I've ever seen in my life. Like one of the words is
- 38:49rebel. The other one on her forearm, which I had to look up
- 38:52because I didn't even I couldn't even read it, illegible forgiven, So it's
- 38:55forgiven rebel. It's her arm tattoos. And then she's got black heart on
- 39:00her wrist, and she's got those really tacky, sorry tacky rose tattoos on
- 39:06her collar bones, and then she's got some weird like feather thing. It's
- 39:09that feather is so terrible, dark and like bled out, it so bad,
- 39:15doesn't look good. Is it angel wings or feathers or I think it's
- 39:17like feathers or something that like tie into me. It's a pretty girl.
- 39:22I know she doesn't need to be doing all. Well, you've already done
- 39:24it. You're not you can't go back. And furthermore, if you're a
- 39:29rebel, you don't need to wear a shirt that says I'm a rabbel.
- 39:31If you're pretty, you don't have to say look, I'm pretty. No,
- 39:36you don't need to ink yourself and have this ink for the rest of
- 39:38your life telling people that you're a rebel. Like you can just be a
- 39:43rebel, you can just be independent. You need to tell everybody what you
- 39:45are. This generation is so fucking obsessed with label and identities. Did you
- 39:51know that I am dot I don't care, nobody cares. I do not
- 39:53care. Your labels do not matter. Keep that ship to yourself. Yeah.
- 39:57I guess you can ink yourself and stuff, but I don't need to
- 39:59hear over and over, ad infinitum about what a rebel you are shut up.
- 40:02You're literally fourteen years old. How much of a rebel can you be?
- 40:07You've lived on a farm. What do you know about the world.
- 40:10I went to Bartender School. That is lame for real, though, I'm
- 40:17getting triggered. Also, we got to talk about the alopecia, which I
- 40:21did have a little bit of a Robin Brown false tier. Yeah, yeah,
- 40:23I got really sad about that. I actually did feel for her on
- 40:27this. So to catch everybody up, Mariah opens up in this episode about
- 40:30how she struggled with alopecia for several years as a kid. It was like
- 40:35from age four to like age nine or something like that. She was just
- 40:37straight up bald, lost all of her hair and it really fucked her up.
- 40:42Kids would make fun of her, her siblings would make fun of her,
- 40:45and she just felt really shitty. And I think she talks about this
- 40:47with Barry and she was opening up about it and thanking him and Kim for
- 40:54always reassuring that she was beautiful and that was really sweet. That touched my
- 40:59heart, yes, very much, And Barry was even like, we always
- 41:01wanted to make sure you felt okay about it. But this really messed Maria
- 41:06up. For a lot of her life. And this is why she's very
- 41:07expressive in her clothing and her style and her vampiric looks and everything, because
- 41:14she had no air, so she had to express herself in some other way.
- 41:17Yeah, and so I get that. It made me feel for Maria
- 41:20a little bit. Kind of explains why she's a little weird. Well,
- 41:24and she even said, like I was different, yeah, you know,
- 41:27and that was my identity. I'm the different one. One of these things
- 41:30is not like the other. And so that carried over even when her hair
- 41:34grew back. She was different, she became independent. I am not like
- 41:37the rest of this family. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'm
- 41:38going to go live my life. And I think that was an interesting origin
- 41:42story. Really felt for her too, And I could see how wearing different
- 41:46kinds of funky outfits so that that draws the eye, not the fact that
- 41:52you don't have hair, Like how that became such an important thing for her.
- 41:55Thank you? Like that only gives me. But the way they set
- 41:58that scene up, because they went to commerce, right, weren't they kind
- 42:00of getting us to think that maybe something bad happened to her. Yes,
- 42:06like CSA, that it was going to be worse. Yeah, yeah,
- 42:08and it was just it was just that I don't mean to no, of
- 42:13course not, but TLC don't do that. I know. I really hate
- 42:15when they do that kind of crap me as well, me super awaying.
- 42:19Okay, so let's talk about Kim and Isaac and Ken Palmers. So Isaac
- 42:25is a little aviator. He's handsome, he's handsome, he's tall, he's
- 42:30just shut up like a little beanstalk, and he's he dresses nicely. It's
- 42:35nice country bumpkin. Yeah. I thought he looked really handsome. I did
- 42:38too, sweet little boy. Apparently he likes to fly and so his mother,
- 42:43Kim, took out alone, which Barry would have said no to,
- 42:46which I thought was interesting. Yeah, so Kim said yes, and she's
- 42:50like, I'm really grateful that I don't have to go and run it by
- 42:52Barry because he's just going to say no and I won't be able to support
- 42:55my child. I'm grateful that I'm in a position where I can't support him
- 42:59because Barry never would. Yeah, do you think that was just to get
- 43:01Barry. I'm like, I'm sure Barry probably would have supported that. I
- 43:06feel like he probably would have supported something to help Isaac fulfill his passion,
- 43:10even if it was something like, well, we'll help you work towards that
- 43:15or save up the money for it so you can buy your own I don't
- 43:16know, I really, I really don't know whether Barry would have or would
- 43:20not have. Barry, I love you. I love the fact that these
- 43:23kids are so industrious. Because we have Ethan selling like a herd of cattle
- 43:29so he can buy a house and have an income property. We have Micah
- 43:31with his own boat, his own cars, and his herds and his herds
- 43:36of cattle. I would assume Isaac probably has some cattle. And how they
- 43:39parlay that into buying a fucking plane, buying a boat, buying a car,
- 43:44buying a house. I'm like, yes, a lot these kids up
- 43:45for some success because they don't have an education. No, they don't.
- 43:49They don't have an education, they don't even have a foundation. No,
- 43:52they need to have actual life skills, maybe some of the most important life
- 43:57skills. Yeah, just compassion for animal ray people, and how to eat
- 44:00organically, bitch, and also how to use your money to make more money.
- 44:05Exactly if only they taught us in school how to balance our checkbooks,
- 44:08they don't do them, how to invest it yep, and how to have
- 44:12an income property. Wouldn't you have rather done that than home economics? You
- 44:15didn't have that. I had home economics back. We don't even have that
- 44:17anymore because they don't teach anything of use in schools. But I'm not But
- 44:22I'm just saying like they did some things well with these kids, which Mica
- 44:28has taken great pains to also say, like, I'm grateful. He's like,
- 44:30I've got callouses on my hands, bitch. Yeah, my parents didn't
- 44:35raise us to be no pussies. Oh my damn. Like, Okay,
- 44:37I'm a man, toxic masculinity, a little toxic. Okay, we see
- 44:42what you're saying, though, baby, are are you compensighting? I don't
- 44:47know, But I like that he can work with his hands, he can
- 44:51build things, he can fix his fucking both. He's working on the wiring.
- 44:53I'm like, get it, pops. Very nice. Oh so,
- 44:58Kim Palmer, we're supposed to believe, RecA, that Kim ain't banging this
- 45:05boy, that this boy banging her back out. We're supposed to believe they're
- 45:09not dating in this scene. In this scene she's a She shakes his hand
- 45:14like, oh, hi, can what's up? Yeah, Like, nothing's
- 45:15really fucking happening. I'm like, oh, you guys are banging. He's
- 45:20uncomfortable. Kim Palmer with his clothes eye, he's uncomfortable, and he's trying
- 45:24to like be nice to of course, Isaac, because apparently Kim Palmer is
- 45:29his instructor slash right, his friend, his aviation instructor, and they've been
- 45:34doing this for years. I guess did I hear it right too? That
- 45:37he owns half of the plane and Isaac and Kim own the other half fifty
- 45:39percent? I think, so they're all all together. Yeah, I'm just
- 45:45try and imagine yourself. Is Isaac a few months down the road when it
- 45:49comes out that mom's dating Kim Palmer, aren't you putting two and two together
- 45:53to equal four? Like Mom's been banging this guy the entire time, Like,
- 45:58how do you continue to have a busin this relationship for the ownership of
- 46:00the plane? How do you continue to respect this guy who's deep dick in
- 46:05your mom? Yeah? No, that's so shitty. If I was Isaac,
- 46:08I'd be so fucking in the dark. They're making a fool out of
- 46:12him in this scene, oh one hundred percent, and they're making a fool
- 46:14out of everybody else. I hate that, Like, you should have just
- 46:16been honest Kim from the get go that you've been banging Ken Palmer, but
- 46:20you're hiding it from rest of your family because you know that it won't go
- 46:24over well because you just left their dad and you just destroyed their whole foundation
- 46:31of this cult religion that you've been in that divorces a sin. Marriage is
- 46:37sacred, it's a covenant that you make for life, and you've destroyed all
- 46:40of that. So you know that you dating and fucking Ken Palmer right off
- 46:45the get go is going to look bad. Yep. You're just waiting for
- 46:47the time to bring it up, which we've seen in previews already that she
- 46:52brings it up to Mariah and I think Lydia was there too, and they
- 46:55don't approve of it immediately because it's only been a year. Well, she's
- 47:00not going to take advice about dating from them if they're not going to take
- 47:02advice from her about dating the guys that they're into. Selfish, you're the
- 47:06parent, You're the adult. Yep, it's you. Yep, she's terrible.
- 47:10This is terrible, and Ken looks super uncomfortable, like when she brings
- 47:15up maybe we should go on a double date. Isaac, you're not divorced
- 47:17yet, No you're not. You're not divorced. I don't think she's legally
- 47:21divorced at this particular point. They're separated, I think. And every child
- 47:25wants their parents to get back together. Every child has the deep dream that
- 47:30their mom and dad will get back together. And you're talking about double dating
- 47:34with your teenage son. Grosser, gross gross, And you know they're fucking
- 47:38all the time, like they're probably they were probably fucking in the plane,
- 47:43in the plane, in the hangar, in her ballet studio promure, like
- 47:47they the rental property. Yeah, oh yeah, farm Oh yeah, they've
- 47:53been fucking for a while too. They probably were fucking before she left Barry,
- 47:58right. Why do these families, these Browns, these duggers, these
- 48:01plaths, Why do they gotta lie so much? I know, and and
- 48:06try to fool us. We can see, we know we're not stupid.
- 48:08Just tell the truth. I'm already dating somebody. I met somebody like I
- 48:12mean, it's it's bad. It doesn't necessarily look good. But if you
- 48:15tell the truth, we can maybe relate to you on some levels. You
- 48:17tell us what's happening in your marriage, legit, like, we can relate
- 48:21to you and that sympathy for you and want to know more about your store.
- 48:23But y'all swall lie, yeah, constant lies. It's fu Kim and
- 48:28fuck you can. Yeah, they looked at his Facebook and he had all
- 48:31these legitimately overtly racist memes and stuff. Wow, I didn't know that.
- 48:37Yeah, he's a good old boy, honey. Oh nice, Okay,
- 48:38I just don't understand how Kim can look at Barryband all stacked, looking all
- 48:45great and then go for Kim Palm's head. Yeah, sad if you just
- 48:50like kind of knock it, put a bag on his head. Heads,
- 48:53No, he's bad. Let him hit it from behind so you don't have
- 48:55to look. Nope, I don't need any I don't need any of that
- 48:59business. Al needs just a head transplant, do something about his head.
- 49:02But yeah, Kim is over him because she's already under somebody else. Yes,
- 49:07that is what that's in here. That's it. We also have a
- 49:08couple of scenes with Lydia. She talks to Isaac in the kitchen. She's
- 49:13asking him about dating, and she's he's asking her about dating. Yeah,
- 49:17she gets a little shy, and she's just I'm dating Jesus. Yeah.
- 49:22I mean we've been going for we've been going together for a while now.
- 49:24I meet him in the closet every day. It's actually a really great relationship.
- 49:28Thank you, Heart of the Father. Father. And then Isaac just
- 49:31wants is Isaac who just wants somebody who's hot. No, it's it's fifty
- 49:36percent hot, fifty percent personality. Yes, exactly. This is why I'm
- 49:39like, maybe one of them is going to be gay, one of them,
- 49:43Isaac, maybe Lydia with the Heart of the Father. I don't know.
- 49:47Probably not. Wow, it's probably Mercy. It's probably one of those
- 49:51little or girls. I don't worry. It is boring. We wanted to
- 49:53be gay right now. We want to talk gayshin on this podcast. But
- 49:59you don't struck me. It was how Lydia walked into the room, she
- 50:01made tea for all the kids, and she even said she went out of
- 50:05her way to say I am the oldest woman or daughter or girl in the
- 50:09house. In other words, Kim isn't around Kim isn't come over here.
- 50:14Kim's not home. I'm schooling these kids in the house. Nope, it's
- 50:16all Lydia. It's me. I'm parentified. I have to take care of
- 50:20everything. And I felt really bad for her. Yep. It's like the
- 50:23logan brown with the Browns in Sister Wives. It's like, it's really sad
- 50:28to see Lydia just act like she's this adult already. I'm like, you
- 50:31are barely eighteen, girl, Like you don't know shit about shit right now,
- 50:36and you are still developing in your brain. Yeah, It's like,
- 50:39I just I feel bad for them. She's beautiful. She looks so pretty,
- 50:43and she looked so pretty and goodhearted. You know, I was questioning
- 50:47her last season with the whole Max thing and reaching out to Max when Mariah
- 50:52dumped him or whatever or he cheated. I'm like, why are you doing
- 50:53that? Right? But I really think she's guileless, Like there's nothing dark
- 50:58inside of her. She's really just a ray of ignorant Culty light, ignorant
- 51:01to Culti lights, and she's got good intentions. She just wants the family
- 51:05to be okay. She talks about Ethan with Isaac in this episode and just
- 51:08like how she wishes Ethan would talk to them and that they would have a
- 51:14good family life together with everybody involved, even Olivia, and how he just
- 51:19doesn't want anything to do with that. That's sad. You know. She's
- 51:22prayed in that prayer closet to Jesus as far as she can, like it
- 51:27is her job every day, just praying for their family to be back to
- 51:30mediating in the world of spirit for her whole family. And apparently it worked
- 51:35with Mariah. Yeah, there's that kind of sweet, kind of concerning scene
- 51:38when they have a fire and they're doing s'mores and it's just Lydia and Maria,
- 51:43and Lydia is just so fucking happy. I know that Mariah's well and
- 51:47truly saved by Jesus, our Lord and Savior, and Maria's kind of taking
- 51:52pains to like say, well, yes, but my relationship, I'm a
- 51:57rabble for Mars. It's gonna be different. It's not gonna look like yours.
- 52:04I'm not going to go in a closet, I'm not going to pray
- 52:06all the time. I'm definitely gonna get my box eight, Oh for sure,
- 52:08I'm getting my box. A bartender, I'm out in the world.
- 52:13Yeah, but my relationship with God is going to be my own. It's
- 52:15going to be unique to me. And Lydia just kind of shuts up about
- 52:19it. She's just happy that we've made any progress at all towards the heart
- 52:22of the Father. Yes, she's just happy that she got baptized. She
- 52:25could be a part of it, so she could cry about it. It's
- 52:29great. But although Mariah with this whole identity of forgiven rebel and then she
- 52:35talks about how I'm going to be the bitchiest Christian You've ever met, I'm
- 52:39just like, stop's literally not what it means to be a Christian also,
- 52:44and just like stop, it's like not an identity to be like this rebellious,
- 52:49faith filled person. Like, I don't know, she's so crooking,
- 52:51she's lost, she's look, I was so fucking cringe at that age.
- 52:54And I and I was married. Can you imagine what a toxic dumpster?
- 52:59It's so she was so bad. I was married to my own little Assuelu,
- 53:01which we're going to get to into a moment. But I mean,
- 53:05she's finding, she's trying to find herself, she's trying not to be depressed.
- 53:07Yeah, and she's not getting actual therapy and or medical intervention for maybe
- 53:13legitimate depression. She's hoping that she can go down in a brain me but
- 53:16pond, and she can come up and not be depressed, and all of
- 53:20her troubles are going to go away. But as ram Dass said, my
- 53:22dear, wherever you go, there you are. Yeah, your ship is
- 53:27coming with you, all your baggage, all your problems, are your people.
- 53:29They're coming with you into each moment. That's the ship you got to
- 53:31take care of. And Jesus is great. And I do believe in refinement
- 53:35by fire like faith and loving God like the light of that can definitely adjust
- 53:38you. But you need some proper therapy. Preach Delia and read some books.
- 53:44Can't she read? I read? I don't know. Can't. Well,
- 53:49she has a songbook, so she writes, so she probably she can't
- 53:51reading something fundamental, reading to read something besides the Bible. Please just expand
- 53:54your mind. Yes, last, but not least, we must talk.
- 54:00I guess about Ethan and Olivia going to the restaurant for their fourth year anniversary,
- 54:04which is the restaurant they won on their first date when he didn't know
- 54:07how to read any and he meets pictures because I again, does he know
- 54:09how to read? I don't know, well those words to teach him?
- 54:15Probably fucking hooked on Bonics how to read? Really? Yea at four?
- 54:22Wow? Smart baby mozart shit. Anyways, so they go to some random
- 54:28Italian restaurant with definite extras in the room. It's very weird, and they
- 54:32talk about going to Europe and what that did for their relationship, and Ethan
- 54:37says something like, it was great to just be with you on our own,
- 54:42having our own adventure. We were able to actually sit down and talk
- 54:45about shit we needed to talk about. Yeah, And then we have Olivia
- 54:47saying, well, but you know, I don't agree. Yeah, that's
- 54:51not actually what it was good for. It was actually good because we didn't
- 54:54have anybody un meddling in our relationship. Yeah, what do you talk about
- 55:00the siblings? Weren't there interfering in our relationship and gossiping and making things hard?
- 55:06Okay? Okay, her husband in a beautiful moment that you guys are
- 55:09creating together. You don't always have to bring in the Plath kids, the
- 55:14siblings, Kim and Barry, like, just be you and him. I
- 55:16know, but she can't. Oh, and we didn't talk about her going
- 55:20up to k Row to visit him at the shop, which he talks about
- 55:23how it's been two months in nineteen days. Olivia has been counting. She's
- 55:29been counting down the days just to see her husband and fuck him because she
- 55:32just loves him for some reason. Okay, I don't know. She goes
- 55:37up to the fucking shop and they're tinker tinkering around and fixing things, and
- 55:42she's trying to act like she actually cares about his eyes because she doesn't possibly
- 55:46care to do it that she doesn't care at all now. But the only
- 55:50thing that I thought was interesting was that on the couch, Ethan says,
- 55:53oh, yeah, it took me three weeks to miss you, Like I
- 55:57didn't even think about you for three weeks. She's like three weeks really and
- 56:00they had been separated by then for like two and a half months. Yes,
- 56:05And he's like, oh, yeah, it's been great, like I
- 56:07just love it. And I'm like, that's a that's a tale. I
- 56:09think he's only with Olivia because she gives up the box for him and she's
- 56:14undeniably gorgeous. Yea. Of course his Dick is always hard for her,
- 56:20sure, and he's always wanted to bang her, But that's all I think
- 56:22he cares about. Really, I don't think he likes her as a person.
- 56:25I think she is really manipulative as bucking. She's super controlling and insecure
- 56:32all the time. Like I think he just is so exhausted. But I
- 56:36think he's a shadow EmPATH. Let me put on my new age cap.
- 56:38I think he's a shadow EmPATH. I think he's one hundred percent heart eat
- 56:43phone, home oriented and feels energy. But he's living in the shadow of
- 56:46that, and so he fucking breaks finish. She starts bringing out the bullshit
- 56:51and trucking out the bullshit. He just closes down a thousand yards stare.
- 56:54But he feels it. He feels everything energetically. This is why he runs.
- 56:59If he were in the light of being an EmPATH, and he'd be
- 57:01able to engage, he'd be able to like transmute some of this fucking trauma,
- 57:06and he'd be able to move on and use that actually to be better
- 57:08in his life. But he has no skills because he doesn't know that he's
- 57:12a shadow EmPATH, which is why we have to tell him listening. I
- 57:15think he's got a big heart. Yeah, I think he probably loves her
- 57:19a lot. He doesn't know how to be in relationship with anyone. He
- 57:22doesn't know how to come alongside anyone. He wants to work on his cars.
- 57:27He didn't even fucking look at Lydia. No, he wants to work
- 57:30on his cars and do his own thing. He's inherently selfish in this way,
- 57:34but it's because he doesn't know how. He doesn't know what to do
- 57:37with all the shit that he feels. Remember last season he's turning red.
- 57:43Yeah, when he's learning about the divorce, his face is getting tomato red.
- 57:46That's energy, that's emotion. He doesn't know what to do with it.
- 57:50That's such a great observation. Well, this is a kind of observationcy
- 57:57So anything else we need to talk about with this, that's pretty These last
- 58:00two episodes were kind of, you know, lack, They were a little
- 58:04filler. Yeah, I'm just like, just get to the point. I
- 58:07just get to the divorce. Yeah, talked about the kids. Let's get
- 58:09into Ken Palmer. Tell me you're deep getting a deep dick in from mister
- 58:14Ken Palmer. Get to Minnesota and let me know if you guys are getting
- 58:17a divorce, this is what I want to know. Are you going to
- 58:20stay with this bitch ethan? Are you gonna try and better yourself and end
- 58:22up with somebody who values you and isn't always trying to manipulate you and isolate
- 58:27you against your family? Does please just get somebody but like you can get
- 58:30somebody else. He's handsome, I mean kind, I mean you know,
- 58:36I mean I think a lot of women would find probably Yeah, I think
- 58:39a lot of women would find him handsome. I just don't like blonde men.
- 58:43Yeah, you've never been a blond. I'm not a blonde. Yeah
- 58:45person Yeah, tall, dark and handsome blonde wigs. Yeah, I'm joking.
- 58:50Now that's right. You should show her long fucking hair like these people
- 58:52don't even know. Be for real, Beatrice, real, for real.
- 58:58Maybe we'll do it on Patreon. Maybe we'll have like shit, if we
- 59:01could. If I could just be closer to the camera, yeah, and
- 59:05so you don't see my body, you would be so surprised. How pretty
- 59:07eye? And if I could just so, if I could show half of
- 59:09my face, maybe one eye and a little tendril of air, you would
- 59:12be fucking shocked at how sexy. Yeah, I mean truly sane. This
- 59:15feels like a great time to take a break. We gotta pay the bills
- 59:19people. We'll talk about I need to breathe through that. I need to
- 59:23breathe through that. But we will be back in a moment, so whole
- 59:27time we'll see you on the other side. We are back to talk about
- 59:32ninety day fiance the other way. Sorry, the last resort. I'm sorry,
- 59:37I'm hungover and I'm getting it done though. Yeah, you're welcome everybody,
- 59:42but we are talking about the last resort. I'm already like going into
- 59:45a trauma response. I feel like I'm already kind of short circuiting, like
- 59:47I'm gonna start just babbling because I just I don't want to mentally go back
- 59:52down the road of the shit that I saw. I feel very attacked,
- 59:57dude, I feel sexually assaulted. I like somebody literally touched me inappropriately in
- 1:00:02my eyes. Why you didn't get a little tinkle in my No, No
- 1:00:07angela ben over girl or a big ed no stimulating getting his sallad tossed.
- 1:00:14No. I had to watch this twice because first of the time I was
- 1:00:17drunk yeah, second time, I just had to remember my notes from when
- 1:00:21I was drunk, which I couldn't read. And also though I'm like definitely
- 1:00:25trying to memory hole everything, like I'm trying to just put it out of
- 1:00:29my consciousness because you don't feel like as a human being, it serves me
- 1:00:34in any way, Like it doesn't make me better on this planet. It
- 1:00:36doesn't make me better with other people. In fact, it makes me This
- 1:00:39ship is Banana Beatrix. It's so funny, but it's so disgusting. It's
- 1:00:45so depraved. Every episode I watched this, I'm just like, I feel
- 1:00:51violated. Yeah, I feel uncomfortable, but I'm laughing at the same time
- 1:00:57because I think it's so absurd. Like Angela think she's sexy and wearing that
- 1:01:01lingerie and bending over with her booty hole and her you know, her coucie
- 1:01:07flaps are hanging out and you can see her gaping hole. I just like,
- 1:01:13are just laughing about it because because they're having a trauma response, they
- 1:01:17can't believe she did it. They're all already super inappropriate. Poor Yarra.
- 1:01:22She's like, let me cover up my bits. I just don't really feel
- 1:01:24uncomfortable, which is very interesting, like that she has that kind of like
- 1:01:29inherent insecurity, right, we can talk about if you want to, but
- 1:01:31like more to the point, like Klanni coming out in that red catastrophe of
- 1:01:36lingerie, like wearing spanks or something underneath, and I'm like, I feel
- 1:01:39bad for you, and then Liz and like Liz put the black shirt back
- 1:01:44up, Ohea God. And then Angela coming out in the skimpiest fucking shit
- 1:01:50ever see through, like literally like I could see through. It's probably like
- 1:01:52a thong that she's wearing. Well, they showed us the actual panties that
- 1:01:57are like for her fat cat, and they're nothing. They're nothing. If
- 1:02:00we were closer and or if they hadn't pixelated it, we would have seen
- 1:02:05her gelatinous labia, her her gelatinous labia protruding out of the sides of that
- 1:02:13pink triangle lingerie. Yeah, I would have seen. I would have seen
- 1:02:16the jello lips. And I don't want to see jello lips. I don't
- 1:02:20want to see granny ass. Do you think she's got a Brazilian wax down
- 1:02:23there? You think it's full blush? Do you think she I think she
- 1:02:27has the audacity to have a Brazilian wax. I think she visits her fucking
- 1:02:34sexual horseshit upon some unassuming lady in some fucking wax chop. Yep, she
- 1:02:42hauls her fat fucking ass in there. She bends all the way over and
- 1:02:45she's like, get in between those lips right there, get in between those
- 1:02:50those cheeks right there, not nary one hair latics. I feel like she
- 1:02:54has got a stud ass. Every time I got they have you have to
- 1:02:58pull the skin back. So it's taught because it has to be taught.
- 1:03:01Yeah, So this is what it requires us to think about. This is
- 1:03:06why I'm offended. Because we all walk around the world and we see people
- 1:03:08and we think, oh, I wonder what that's like in that relationship,
- 1:03:12But like I never go to the next step and think about what sex for
- 1:03:15them looks, Like how are they do you? Yeah? I don't I
- 1:03:19think like or like how do they get freaky? Like what kind of shit
- 1:03:22do they do you do? Yeah? I don't know why. I just
- 1:03:24every time I stared into Starbucks and you see a couple and you're thinking about
- 1:03:28them, and I'm just like, I wonder if that guy's a freak,
- 1:03:30Like I wonder if that girl is like a dom anatrix or something like.
- 1:03:35I don't know, I think of the weirdest stuff. It's probably because we
- 1:03:37have such a hyper sexualized culture now. Yeah, so it's everywhere, and
- 1:03:42it's not like I want to think about that, right, because I don't
- 1:03:44want to think it automated. Yeah, you go right. You sound like
- 1:03:46a dude. It happens with dudes. They think about sex, they think
- 1:03:50what is ten times a minute or something? They visualize that shit. So
- 1:03:53all I'm saying is I don't need the extra film footage right of Angela's ass.
- 1:04:01She's been over with absolutely no couth or decorum or compassion for us.
- 1:04:10So like, why would she do that? I don't know. I'm like,
- 1:04:12you're a mima, you have grandchildren. Yeah, I could never,
- 1:04:16in my wildest dreams ever think of my grandma. Makes she rest in peace?
- 1:04:21Ever do something so vulgar like that? What about to your grandpa?
- 1:04:25No, not even I don't think about that, although all you're thinking.
- 1:04:29Fun fact, I actually caught my grandpa watching porn once as a kid.
- 1:04:32You're Christian Grandpa, Like Christian grandpa. In my grandma's bedroom, we were
- 1:04:38just playing games. You know. We'd play card games in her bed and
- 1:04:41I'd sleep with her as a little kid, you know. And I got
- 1:04:44up to go get a midnight snack, and where's my Poppy getting a snack,
- 1:04:47sitting on the couch. And he's not doing anything. Obviously he's not
- 1:04:49lude or anything. But he was deaf and so he did have a headphone.
- 1:04:53So he's old. He's old, seventies and he's wearing with captions on
- 1:04:59on the b TV captions and you need captions. He wants to know that.
- 1:05:03Well, but I mean, there's there's no dialogue here. Hearing about
- 1:05:08literally a whole ass couci and everything out and I'm just like, oh nay.
- 1:05:14There's a naked lady on the TV and she's like, get in the
- 1:05:16room, get in your get in the room. And she yelled at my
- 1:05:18Poppy so bad. Oh my yeah, She's like, oh my god,
- 1:05:21seventy years again his ship, he rest in peace. It's okay, okay,
- 1:05:26Poppy, be the sexual being you are, but like, maybe not
- 1:05:30maybe the living room. In the living room, I don't think he was
- 1:05:32expecting me to be. I'm sure, but I'm just saying I don't need
- 1:05:36to know that I don't need to see that shit, right, And then
- 1:05:40there's the whole conversation about fat cat versus razor blade. Like I had to
- 1:05:45stop at this point and actually recorded it. I won't play it, but
- 1:05:47I had to record my husband because of course I had to drill him about
- 1:05:49it. Yeah, because he's seen I guess a few vaginas in his day
- 1:05:54on which I'm very offended about, very fucking offended about. And I'm like,
- 1:05:58let's tell me everything. Did you encounter a fat, fucking, gelatinous,
- 1:06:01pussy wrinkly one? Did you get a razor blade where it's just like
- 1:06:05a swipe down the fucking middle? And what's it about all about? And
- 1:06:09he's just like, please don't, please, don't ask me this. Did
- 1:06:12he give you d deals though? Yeah, He's like, there's vaginas are
- 1:06:14different. Yeah, every vagina is different. Sort of a whole thing,
- 1:06:16you said, and my daughter also told me. But I'm just obsessed you
- 1:06:20are with the fact that do you have a fat one or a razor blade?
- 1:06:25Me? Yeah, yeah, I mean if you had to pick one,
- 1:06:32which would it be? Like, Yeah, I have a fat cat
- 1:06:42for sure. Yeah. First of all, everything, No, I don't
- 1:06:45have a foopa. What are you talk about? Fat Cat? I know,
- 1:06:46like actually fat, like the pussy parts are fat? Oh yeah,
- 1:06:51like your pussy part. Like you know where you're where your labias are?
- 1:06:56I think they're like there's some they're meet Curry. You're your Chocho photos.
- 1:07:00Yeah that's god. Yeah, I'm rocking it, rocking fat Cat so and
- 1:07:06but you're rocking a razor blade. I guess if you had to pick between
- 1:07:11the two, can you ask your wife which one you are. I'd like
- 1:07:15to know. We would all like to know. I think we're scientific research,
- 1:07:20scientific research. We just want to know what we're working with here.
- 1:07:24Do you see how crazy it is? This is just the fact that somebody's
- 1:07:30producing this and like they've probably got a call sheet and like partially scripted horseshit,
- 1:07:35Like this is the final product that you're putting out to the world.
- 1:07:41Well, I'm I'm tickled and delighted. I think they knew what they were
- 1:07:44doing when they put big head and big age on this fucking cast. I
- 1:07:47think they knew exactly what they were doing. Yeah, they were like,
- 1:07:50you know, we're gonna have some scripted storylines for some of y'all. But
- 1:07:54then Big Head and Ange, you can just do whatever because you guys are
- 1:07:59such you're not going to stop him. Because when we gets the Kama Sutra
- 1:08:01stuff, that's what scarred me. Wasn't Angela showing her butthole and her cougie
- 1:08:06lips, because she's done that before and it's disgusting every single time, obviously,
- 1:08:11But that didn't scarre me. It was the Kama Sutra with Liz and
- 1:08:15Big Ed because she was doing like was she doing reverse cowboy? Yes,
- 1:08:18she was literally humping his belly fat and his little peep and we know it's
- 1:08:26been established he's got a small peepy, yes, And he's getting hard during
- 1:08:29this too, because he says that him and Liz were very aroused during the
- 1:08:32Kama Sutra group session on the beach. God, and you know, this
- 1:08:35is a resort with other people with real life people of course staying at this
- 1:08:40resort, so they just get to go out and see this Kama Sutra class
- 1:08:45being done with Angela sucking verse a blow doll all pretending that it's my cow
- 1:08:53and then Big Ed and Liz literally humping each other on the beach, and
- 1:08:58like he's doing sixty nine on her, and I don't want to see that.
- 1:09:01He can't. Would he be on top? For that, he wouldn't
- 1:09:04be she would be on top. This is not even how anatomically it could
- 1:09:09ever work. He's such a spectacle. But like, I can't believe.
- 1:09:12That's the worst thing too. The worst thing to me is when a sulu
- 1:09:15threw up. And the reason he threw up is because fucking Ed likes to
- 1:09:19get his salad tossed. He likes when somebody licks his booty hole. He
- 1:09:23likes to lick a booty hole, and then he starts tossing it. I
- 1:09:26guess so I don't know anything about it. This I'm an old lady.
- 1:09:29I am too. I don't know who want we're old. I mean,
- 1:09:31I'm not aways a gay guy thing. I don't know. Can you guys
- 1:09:34tell us raccoons? I would assume based on the conversation. It's eating ass,
- 1:09:42and big Ed loves to get his ass eight. He loves to eat
- 1:09:45a nice ass. It's a little chalky, if I recall he said that
- 1:09:47it's a little cholate. And just in case you didn't believe him, he
- 1:09:50picks up a fucking flower and starts simulating eating ass, and a Sulu promptly
- 1:09:57fucking throws up, and then everybody else starts having sympathetic vomit response, starts
- 1:10:00throwing up and they have to leave the table. But before that, wait,
- 1:10:04wait, when is the when is the robe party? Is this the
- 1:10:10night before? Yeah, when a Swelu fucking lap dances Colonne. I think
- 1:10:15it might have been before. These two episodes blurred together for me. I
- 1:10:18can't remember after what or before, But yeah, there is that robe party.
- 1:10:23And because the swiler said that he only threw up when Big I was
- 1:10:27talking about eating ass because he was hungover. That was his excuse. But
- 1:10:30I'm like, no, you're feels right. It was the night before that
- 1:10:33they were partying and we had to listen ad fucking nauseum. It's Somali and
- 1:10:39Kelly talking about we don't care, nobody cares. Get off. Our talents
- 1:10:43not nearly as fun as these other losers. And you hate each other.
- 1:10:46You hate each other, and you're not entertaining whatsoever. I don't want to
- 1:10:49talk about them at all. They don't love each other. They just suck.
- 1:10:51They sun they're boring. But that night everybody was partying. Everybody was
- 1:10:57out there and they're talking about sex, because I forget who asked who whether
- 1:11:04they're having sex. Liz asked Klani and Asuelo, are you guys hitting it?
- 1:11:10And they haven't. Yeah, ever since he cheated, ever since he
- 1:11:13cheated. And is this where he gets up? Well, when is he
- 1:11:16stimulating Conny Lingus? Well, when is he getting the cherry? He's talking
- 1:11:20about how he wants to have sex with Kilani, and Colani's like, yeah,
- 1:11:25I just I'm not really feeling it. And then he talks about how
- 1:11:28much he loves eating her box, right and you could eat that he gives
- 1:11:31me every day. Yeah, And she's like laughing fat cat, yeah,
- 1:11:36juicy fat cat. Oh, I'm sure, let me get it girl.
- 1:11:40He loves her body, I know. And I love that. That's fantastic
- 1:11:44for great your yeast infection mouth. That she doesn't want Assuelo, you'd big
- 1:11:47dult and she's disgusted by him too. Yeah, so she's just like,
- 1:11:54well, but he's talking about eating her box and he gets a cherry and
- 1:11:57he starts fucking flicking it and simulating the most disgusting pornographic Connie Lingus, I
- 1:12:02can't, I know, I don't think that sexy at all. Well,
- 1:12:05Klannie says that he's actually really good at it. Then because of that,
- 1:12:10she's like, yeah, he's I'll give you that, you're actually really good
- 1:12:13at that. And then she also says that he's got a nice butt.
- 1:12:15Later when he strips for her, he strips, he takes his fucking robe
- 1:12:17off, his whole ass robe, his button holes out, no dick all
- 1:12:24out, and he his dick a little bit, but he then he dropped
- 1:12:28the towel and he was dick in her face, lap dancing her. I
- 1:12:32can't it was. I was like, what is happening here? Then he
- 1:12:34gets up on the fucking fire yeah, and starts talking and stuff and it's
- 1:12:38working over the fire. Yep. I'm like, this is you guys are
- 1:12:43crazy. She's like yeah, but he does have a nice ass and yeah,
- 1:12:46like he does know what he's doing with his mouth. Yeah, okay,
- 1:12:49it's gross. And he's also is he sentient? Is he even alive?
- 1:12:54Does he have a brain? I don't think so. If it,
- 1:12:56if he does, it is smooth. Yeah, it is a smooth brain.
- 1:13:00There's no ridges happening in that brain totally. But Klannie's no fucking catch
- 1:13:03either. She's also terrible. She's me like, she's not a pleasant person
- 1:13:08to be around. Her family's crazy, like this whole thing. I'm like,
- 1:13:11just right up, Yeah, why are we doing for the paycheck for
- 1:13:15the fame? But you are literally making such an asse out of yourself.
- 1:13:18But when I saw the previous girl for what's coming on in this season and
- 1:13:21I heard with my own raccoon ears that that fucking side piece dude is gonna
- 1:13:26be coming yeah to Temptation Island, last Resort. What the fuck is he
- 1:13:31going to show up? Do you think? I don't know? Professors loved
- 1:13:33Klanni And then is him and Azuelo gonna have to fight? I would think
- 1:13:39a Suelou is gonna fight. I would think Asuelu is from a kind of
- 1:13:43culture and has a kind of disposition where it's about to go down. We're
- 1:13:47gonna be fighting. Is the other guy sam Wan too? I think he's
- 1:13:50part of Filipino or something like that. He's hop up something. I feel
- 1:13:54like he lives in the stays like he's not. I think he lives in
- 1:13:57California. I think I don't know, I'm talking out in my ass,
- 1:13:59but he is from America. Yes, and so he's local. I think
- 1:14:02to her, I think they would fight. That'll be crazy, and he's
- 1:14:08just gonna be like, you're bad at sex, dude. But is he
- 1:14:12I don't know. I mean, if he's good with his mouth, I'm
- 1:14:14like, okay, well, Colannie, what is it like? Does he
- 1:14:16not listen to your pleasure or does he? Is he actually into you?
- 1:14:20Because to me, it seems like he's really into you, although it is
- 1:14:25revealed in the next episode that apparently as well. Who's been cheating the whole
- 1:14:29entire time revealed in this episode at the end, we have Klanni crying and
- 1:14:32talking about how this has been going on while they were dating, before he
- 1:14:36moved to America. Three years into their relations she was pregnant again just now,
- 1:14:42like he's been cheating this whole fucking entire time. And what we're seeing
- 1:14:45with Klanni is a chick who's like, I've done yeah, I'm already fucking
- 1:14:47somebody else. And we as women, we know by the time we're fucking
- 1:14:50somebody else, we have cut the chords. There's no chords. We are
- 1:14:54doing our own thing, and I'm not attracted to you anymore. And so
- 1:14:58she's gotten nothing for Usulu. The thing for Usulu, not at all.
- 1:15:00And my whole thing is like, Okay, well, now I understand why
- 1:15:02you took the hall Bass. I get it because he's been cheating on you
- 1:15:05this whole time, But why are you even staying with him? Well,
- 1:15:09because she had she had kids. He was cheating before they had kids,
- 1:15:13right, but then she had kids, And so what she's saying is that
- 1:15:15I've got these children, We've got two children, and I wanted to make
- 1:15:19it work, and I thought he was going to be my person for my
- 1:15:23whole life. And this is worthy up, hashtag worthy up. This has
- 1:15:28been my vision for my family, you know, and I've been trying to
- 1:15:30make that happen. But like, she's not blameless. She's a tyrant and
- 1:15:34a bully and she's awful. Yeah, so I can see how what little
- 1:15:39brain he does have, just like checks out, can't and he can't be
- 1:15:43present because she's hateful and she's angry, and it's got to be hard to
- 1:15:45be around. They're both terrible together and they ultimately spoiler alert, they don't
- 1:15:50end up staying together. I think he's living either in Nevada or Arizona right
- 1:15:55now. Something like that. I think she's back in California, But again,
- 1:15:59I don't know what the fuck. I wonder what the custody ship is
- 1:16:01like with them. They're probably fine. And I mean, if he's as
- 1:16:03dumb as he is, like doesn't even know how to fight for customers,
- 1:16:08doesn't even know how to like retain an attorney kid, I just hope she's
- 1:16:11not like a terrible, awful person that just like keeps his kids away from
- 1:16:15him because he seems like he cares about his family at least. Yeah,
- 1:16:18but everything has to be facilitated for him, right in order for him to
- 1:16:21have a relationship like fucking Cody Brown, in order for him to have a
- 1:16:25relationship with his children, she's got to have to do all of the emotional
- 1:16:27labor and all of the physical labor to make that happen, because otherwise he
- 1:16:30doesn't know what he's doing. Unlike Cody Brown, who is a narcissistant,
- 1:16:32doesn't care about anybody, a swalu, doesn't know how to do anything because
- 1:16:34he dumb, because he's dumb. But it's also Colonnie, why did you
- 1:16:39go for this dude? Because she was a Virginia and she has twenty nine,
- 1:16:43almost thirty, and she wanted to get her back blown out. And
- 1:16:46she's for some reason, guys weren't into her or something. She didn't have
- 1:16:50the opportunity. Don't look like that. She didn't have the opportunity in the
- 1:16:55States, and so she had to go to Samoa and find her some sweet
- 1:17:00pool boy. Let's talk about Jovi and his incessant quest to go to Stripperville.
- 1:17:11Listen, I think I hate him. Yeah, he's the worst,
- 1:17:15because we hear in one of these episodes you are talking about how actually she's
- 1:17:18pretty insecure with her body. She grew up in such a way, like
- 1:17:23her parents put her down, like she was afraid of what she was eating,
- 1:17:26and so she's got a lot of like inner stuff that she has to
- 1:17:30work through, and she hasn't done it yet, and so she's already insecure.
- 1:17:32She has no reason to be a literal goddess, a literal beautiful,
- 1:17:38beautiful woman. I mean so, like you said, so out of his
- 1:17:40league, so out of his league with his big dumb easter Island's head.
- 1:17:45Now, like, do you know how out of your out of his league
- 1:17:47you are? But the one thing that hurts her is when he goes to
- 1:17:53the strip club And what does he do? He goes to the strip clubs,
- 1:17:57he has strippers numbers in his phone. Now, let me ask you
- 1:18:00a question, Beatrice, if you found out that your wife, you know,
- 1:18:04had a girl's number in her phone, Like she doesn't necessarily there's nothing
- 1:18:10going on currently, but there was a time when they were scissoring together and
- 1:18:15eating each other's boxes. Now, how would you feel about her still having
- 1:18:18that phone number in her phone? Wouldn't you kill it? Would would my
- 1:18:20daughter be dead? Current? For sure? Daughter? Would herb stomping my
- 1:18:26daughter? Yeah, for sure? And vice versa. Like if I found
- 1:18:30out my husband had I was just thinking, I do have some people on
- 1:18:33my Facebook. It's like they were on Facebook. There's a couple of people
- 1:18:38that used to be in relationships with that's shitty. I should probably get rid
- 1:18:42of them. But I don't talk to them. I haven't talked to them
- 1:18:44in a decade, so they're just on my Facebook. But like, if
- 1:18:46I found out that my husband had the phone numbers of somebody that he saw
- 1:18:50their fact at, I would I'd be like, peace out until you get
- 1:18:56your fucking shit together, you fucking baboon. Grace in this. I'm know
- 1:19:01with that cat. Never Like when I met my husband, he had a
- 1:19:06box of letters from love letters, and you know he had been alone for
- 1:19:12quite some time. Really, yeah, he'd been alone for quite some time,
- 1:19:15and he would go and read the letters every now and again, just
- 1:19:18to remember what it felt like when somebody cared and loved for him. Can
- 1:19:21you believe it? He's such a manly man. If you guys were on
- 1:19:25our patron you would have seen him walk in and give me a booze.
- 1:19:27He had a fucking machete. Yeah, he has a machete on his waist,
- 1:19:30like he's a manly man. But like, so imagine this big six
- 1:19:32three tattooed guy like pulling out his box and just reading these letters. But
- 1:19:38as soon as he met me, he burned them off. He burned all
- 1:19:41those They burned them off. I don't even know that you need to do
- 1:19:45that, but I mean, thank you. That's what I'm looking for,
- 1:19:47loyalty. What Jovi is doing is so disrespectful. Why Yara are you putting
- 1:19:54up with this? Because if she has a kid with him to divide for
- 1:19:57you, you want to live in Prague? Take your bab and go live
- 1:20:00with your mom and he can come and fucking visit you when he wants and
- 1:20:02go to the strip clubs in Prague. Yeah, exactly. Well, she's
- 1:20:05on Instagram a lot. She posts a lot of pictures of herself and everything,
- 1:20:10and all of them she's not wearing a wedding ring. But there's pictures
- 1:20:13that she's posting with Jovie where they're traveling and she's with Jovi and their kid,
- 1:20:16Myla, And I'm like, so, are you guys together? Do
- 1:20:19you just not like wedding rings? That's fine, but I'm just like,
- 1:20:23it's very weird. And this whole strip club obsession. He's always been like
- 1:20:28this, even in their seasons of regular and ninety day fiance. He's going
- 1:20:31to the fucking strip club on their anniversary. He even drags Yara to one
- 1:20:35of them, and she gets so insecure and so upset that she leaves and
- 1:20:39cries, and he's still watching the strippers take off their fucking swimsuits. Have
- 1:20:44a problem, Yes, he's got an have a problem. He watches a
- 1:20:47lot of fucking porn. Probably, God, I would hate to be with
- 1:20:51somebody like that. Yeah, I feel so bad for her. And he's
- 1:20:56going to rope in a Sulu who again dumb is the box and he's also
- 1:21:00a cheater, and he's a cheater, and we see the preview he's got
- 1:21:03strippers all up in his face. Yeah, with their titties and their booties.
- 1:21:08Yep. And this man is trying to save this marriage. If we're
- 1:21:12to believe the premise of the show, he's trying to save this marriage.
- 1:21:14He wants to say with Clownie, why are you setting him up for failure?
- 1:21:16Furthermore, why are we inviting Ed who we know is just going to
- 1:21:20tell somebody? And then we see that he tells Liz, and then we
- 1:21:24know that Liz has her phone out or whatever, and all of the women
- 1:21:28learn about the strip clubs, so everybody gets in trouble. Why Jovi,
- 1:21:30why do you need to do? I think you've been here probably ten to
- 1:21:33fourteen days for the whole retreat. You need to go see your stripper in
- 1:21:36your phone? Yeah? I just hate him. He is the absolute worst.
- 1:21:41And there's even that scene in the preview where a swos like is this
- 1:21:44cheating? And Jovi's like, no, no, no, it's not cheating.
- 1:21:46As he's filming him getting all of these lap dances and stuff from all
- 1:21:49these girls who are literally shoving their faces and their coochies and their titties in
- 1:21:54a Swelo's face, and Aswelo is just happy and dumb, just happy,
- 1:21:59but like that's obviously not going to make feeling, of course not, And
- 1:22:02it's just going to further prove that you don't care about the relationship. You're
- 1:22:05not willing to put in the work and change even for a moment. Yep,
- 1:22:09Yeah, it's ridiculous. The only person who has a legitimate reason to
- 1:22:14go to a strip club is Kelly because he's not in an actual relationship and
- 1:22:16Molly just couldn't care less about him, so like, go to the fucking
- 1:22:18strip club and have fun. But the fact that Jovi would do this to
- 1:22:21Yarra and I think she's going to cry. I think she's going to be
- 1:22:25so upset. It's so traumatizing to her because every kicking up, dusting up
- 1:22:29all of these inner child wounds and you don't give a fuck about that.
- 1:22:32The fact that you've got this number in your phone makes me want to curb
- 1:22:36stomp you. Oh for sure, you big dumb lug. I'm like,
- 1:22:41you literally have a girl who thinks sex with you is eight out of ten
- 1:22:45baseline, and she wants to have sex with you and it is super pretty.
- 1:22:47It looks like she does have sex with you. Yes, like you
- 1:22:49guys are having sex quite a lot, and she like keeps up her appearance
- 1:22:53for you and keeps their hot, hoity toddy hot body already for you all
- 1:22:58the time, and like you can't even respect her and you can't even like
- 1:23:00be faces. Shit, it's so sucked up. And yours had plastic surgery,
- 1:23:04by the way, Like she's deeply insecure, like she's had tasteful plastic
- 1:23:08surgery, but like she really probably has some form of like body dysmorphine or
- 1:23:14something, because she just feels so terrible about herself every time he does this,
- 1:23:17and he just doesn't I'm just like, why are you taking this from
- 1:23:19Eastern Island head. I don't know. I don't get it. He's not
- 1:23:23like a fucking not in the least rising he's such a naught least. I
- 1:23:29don't like him, and so I would I'm tempted to give him like a
- 1:23:31low rating, but like objectively, if I didn't know him, i'd give
- 1:23:35him a four. Yeah, you're like a New Orleans negative one, you're
- 1:23:40a New Orleans negative. You're not attractive, and maybe you make a what
- 1:23:43does he work on an oil rigs? Yeah? What does he do?
- 1:23:45Hr? Yeah, a gatorial service, actual rigs. Okay, so maybe
- 1:23:49he makes a lot of money or something, but like, how much money
- 1:23:51though? How much money? Though? You are you could get anybody?
- 1:23:55Yes, go back to fucking Europe. You can go to you get anybody.
- 1:23:58Yeah, you don't need this. I was just so pissed off.
- 1:24:02I know, like, why are you doing this? There's Angela and there's
- 1:24:05my cal I don't care. Gross, they're like stupid. In the preview,
- 1:24:12she's got the phone with him on FaceTime and she's squatting with her fat
- 1:24:16cat over the camera. I'll naked. I would imagine naked, thinking that
- 1:24:21that would be attractive. God for him, help me, Lord, I'm
- 1:24:25like Jesus, were guys getting assolted over the phone every time, and my
- 1:24:29spirit I can't God from this that the devil is visiting a parson squat her
- 1:24:35crest anybody else here With Liz we and Ed we had a conversation about reincarnation
- 1:24:43and I don't care, it's all fake And yeah, nobody wants to hear
- 1:24:45anything about it. So is there anything else we need to talk about with
- 1:24:48this? It was pretty much it. It's just the gross commas suture stuff
- 1:24:51and I'm just like, I can't. I can't the lingerie and the fat
- 1:24:55cats. She has the bras blades. Everybody, don't forget the razor blade
- 1:25:00comment on Instagram. Just commit one word razor blade. I dare you one
- 1:25:04word razor blade. Nobody's gonna know why, except if you're a raccoon do
- 1:25:09it. You're a flushing you are blushing and birds why. Everybody's got a
- 1:25:14genitalius. That's right, that's what we're working with. Don't be embarrassed.
- 1:25:19So one word razor blade or one word FatCat. That's me. I'm FatCat?
- 1:25:25Is that so funny? Anything else we want to talk about with regard
- 1:25:28to Plasville or ninety Day Fiance, the last three sort I think we're all
- 1:25:30caught up now. We kind of had to run through them pretty quickly.
- 1:25:33Siss a lot of time on Plasville. Yeah, we're caught up. Yeah.
- 1:25:39We will be back next week of Quickular beginning of the week to talk
- 1:25:42about sister wives and don't forget Patroon, lots of extra content. We would
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- 1:26:08That wouldn't make me laugh until next time? Everybody pee