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Let's hear YOUR autocorrect mistakes! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Ji and Rich High Summer. Hi, thanks for holding
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  Speaker 1: You're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, get ready. So I have this roommate who
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  Speaker 2: makes these crusty ass oat milk Macha lattes and she
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  Speaker 2: leaves them on the table for like days at a time, following.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I know, and this is not the topic.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I was texting my mom about her. I was complaining
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  Speaker 2: and I was in a rush, and I was trying
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  Speaker 2: to text her She's being so lazy, it's driving me insane.
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  Speaker 2: But at this moment, the Good Lord decides to autocorrect
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  Speaker 2: my message to she's being so sexy it's tightening me insane.
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  Speaker 5: And I sent it and my mom replies, I always knew, like,
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  Speaker 5: excuse me, I mean, you're right.
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  Speaker 6: In the dawn.
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  Speaker 3: I always knew.
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  Speaker 4: A terrible response, like at least she wasn't like you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: The wind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's like the universe did it all
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  Speaker 3: for you, handled it all for.
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  Speaker 2: You, exactly when you're ready, You're ready.
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  Speaker 1: So I just as you were saying, that story reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of I've seen it on Instagram before autocorrects mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: and so I just tried it just went on and
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  Speaker 1: just tried to google some and these are like real mistakes, Like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the bike right now, I'm done with weights.
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  Speaker 1: I ran into a friend, talked to him for a while,
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  Speaker 1: and then the response was like, Okay, I'm pooping in
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  Speaker 1: the shower. What, oh my god, I'm hopping in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hopping in the shower. Then this other person goes, hey,
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  Speaker 1: are you packing a sweatshirt? Do you think we need one?
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  Speaker 1: And the first responds, I'm bringing to my camel toe
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  Speaker 1: is huge. So I'm just crying as much as I
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  Speaker 1: can in there. And they go, my camo toe, my
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  Speaker 1: camo toe, my.
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  Speaker 2: Camel That one's NIE's nea.
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  Speaker 1: Great news. Grandma's a homosexual. The person goes, okay, they
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  Speaker 1: go Homo hot lips. What Homo hot tulips? Frustrated Grandma
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  Speaker 1: is home from the hospital. I know those are fun
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  Speaker 1: I love it is open eight seven seven nine seven
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  Speaker 1: one four seven. Let's hear your funny auto correct mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: I could read these things all day. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: so funny. Man, all right, thank you for listening, Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for calling in summer.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen a tomato in Alabama. The radio said,
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  Speaker 1: there's a tomato warning. I'm pretty sure tomatoes aren't that deadly.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind the tomatoes and Tuscaloosa, and they're like, you
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  Speaker 1: better keep moving that tomato.
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  Speaker 3: Might ketch up with ketchup, catch up.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, can't read your text. Liar's a good barbecue. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, There's a poop party on the eighteenth of August.
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  Speaker 1: Pool party, poop party. And those are fun. Those are
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  Speaker 1: for we have fun.
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  Speaker 4: Here's fun here, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven nine one four seven. Jay and Rich John,
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Rich. We're gonna play a game, and we
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  Speaker 1: need a contestant. We got tickets at Kailani World Tour
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  Speaker 1: for free right now. We just need a contestant to
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  Speaker 1: call us at eight seven seven nine three seven one
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  Speaker 1: oh four seven While we wait for a contestant. We
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  Speaker 1: were talking about autocorrect mistakes and I was online looking
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  Speaker 1: at some of them, and I have to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I lolled out loud at some of these auto cracks.
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  Speaker 1: This person's like, oh my god, Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 1: cops are here. My neighbor's getting arrested for something, and
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  Speaker 1: they responded to like, oh my god, for what. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know yet. He's cuffed and the cop just read
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  Speaker 1: him his banana rites. So it sounds serious, and you're
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  Speaker 1: like banana rights and dying. You have the right to
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  Speaker 1: a banana, Renee, you have an autocorrect story.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta give one four years. So I bought
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  Speaker 7: a box of the Jacka Sober Noodles and I was
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  Speaker 7: texting your friend and said, hey, so I bought a
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  Speaker 7: box of the Jacka Sober Noodles and auto corrected you Vagina.
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  Speaker 6: Noodles, don't close.
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  Speaker 3: Those are competing brands.
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  Speaker 7: I saw it, thankfully, I saw it, but I was
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  Speaker 7: in cheers laughing and I couldn't send it to him.
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  Speaker 7: And I was like, hey, you should have seen what
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  Speaker 7: it just said. And when I told you, he goes, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome, thanks, Renee.
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  Speaker 1: Great. Here's what it says, Hey, this is Randy. I
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  Speaker 1: saw that you're and the word is the opposite of
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  Speaker 1: what she said, the pepword. The pee word is for
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  Speaker 1: sale on Craigslist. It is still available, if so I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to come take it for a test drive tonight. Hi, Randy.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm selling is the prius. Is that what you meant?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Apologies new phone. Hi, I'm at home depot. Do you
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  Speaker 1: need more paint? Yes, I need probably two more gallons
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  Speaker 1: of paint. What color?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate shart?
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  Speaker 7: Uh? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, chocolate Sparkle just tried to type probably
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  Speaker 1: an autocorrect turned it into peanut bututerusts. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: think AI will be taken over the world anytime soon.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter was once using speech to text for a
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  Speaker 1: book report. She said it was Jeremi's and heard it
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  Speaker 1: heard penis gummies. I'm glad I checked her homework before
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  Speaker 1: she turned it in for Christ. This is so dirty.
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  Speaker 1: It's not dirty. Just can't say it. I got an
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  Speaker 1: a in kem WTF, well done, mom? Do you think
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  Speaker 1: what do you think? WTF means well, that's fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: What a sweet mom.
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  Speaker 1: I am fighting with Mike again. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. Yeah, it's bad. I think I think it's
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  Speaker 1: really bad. This time. He just drove off with his
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  Speaker 1: mom's corpse, her corpse, her camaro. Sorry, is there anything
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  Speaker 1: I can do? No, no, thank you. You're simply there
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  Speaker 1: with fried shrimp and that's all I really need. Friendship.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: If you've got a friend that shows up with fried
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  Speaker 3: shrimp when when the chips are down, that's a good friend.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Josh, just to let you know that I did
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  Speaker 1: sleep with Eric and we're having a meeting at one
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  Speaker 1: o'clock this upcoming Monday. Oh my god, out of correct
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  Speaker 1: I meant speak Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. Sleep with Eric. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I love all the correct So if you got one
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  Speaker 1: and call it all right, we're gonna play a new
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  Speaker 1: game we've played every year. Right, we do this every year,
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  Speaker 1: and then we're kicking off the summer season right now.
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  Speaker 1: High Nicole, Hi, you are contestant for rich What are
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  Speaker 1: you plan?
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  Speaker 3: It is time for the summer Blockbuster movie game.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of these are superhero movies, and a lot
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  Speaker 3: of these are sequels because those are the blockbusters of
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  Speaker 3: the last few years. And it's pretty easy to call
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  Speaker 3: which just to ask questions. You answer him and you'll
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  Speaker 3: get a chance to kind of hear the rest of
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  Speaker 3: the crew. Do it first, John Jay, we start with you.
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  Speaker 3: What animated movie features a family with magical powers in
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  Speaker 3: Columbia and here's a little audio clue. It gave birth
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  Speaker 3: to this hit song.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Coco?
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  Speaker 3: It is not Coco? Anyone for the steal shame? All right,
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  Speaker 3: go ahead and canto and canto A point for Peyton
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  Speaker 3: on the board. Hey, Kyle, what Marvel movie features this line?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm not very great at Marvel movies. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: that is Groot. That's Groot.
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  Speaker 8: And he's the guy that looks like a tree. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: and I think he was part of the h the
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  Speaker 8: one where there it's space maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing great so far, dancing all around the edge.
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  Speaker 4: Chris Pratt is in it. Yes, And it's called not
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  Speaker 4: the Avengers, No, it's the other one. It's the other
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  Speaker 4: ones called the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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  Speaker 3: That is correct, right there, Yeah, right there, Peyton. What
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  Speaker 3: horror movie features ghost Face as the killer scream? Is correct?
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  Speaker 3: Peyton running away with two points?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Nicole for you, what movie features the Fast in the
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  Speaker 3: Furious Crew in space? What number Fast and Furious?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, they really jumped the shark in this way as
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  Speaker 3: they're driving their cars in space.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, it is so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to do a whole list of stupid sequels,
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  Speaker 3: and that was gonna be that's a good game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what we might bring that, Patnic, is it what.
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  Speaker 9: The six Fast and Furious.
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  Speaker 3: Fast and Furious six? No, that is not correct. Anybody
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  Speaker 3: else want to take a guess. It's nine. So many
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  Speaker 3: of them look at Peyton, it's.
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  Speaker 10: I think I just saw that on a I think
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  Speaker 10: I think the Fast and Furious is on some streaming
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  Speaker 10: app right now, and I think I saw it.
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  Speaker 4: It was like all metallic, so it was just a
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  Speaker 4: fire right now.
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  Speaker 3: Round two is an audio section. We are talking about superheroes.
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  Speaker 3: Don't play you a clip from a movie. You tell
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  Speaker 3: me which superhero is featured in this, John Jay, this
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  Speaker 3: is yours.
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  Speaker 1: To Manner. That might be a really good time for
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  Speaker 1: you to get angry.
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  Speaker 3: That's my secret, mat I'm always angry. Oh kids, correct
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  Speaker 3: point for you, Kyle. The people know the hero who
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  Speaker 3: saved them here.
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  Speaker 4: So long I reassuring it's putting a coat around a
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  Speaker 4: young boy shoulders.
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  Speaker 3: This HEROO talks like this, who is that.
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  Speaker 4: Badman?
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  Speaker 3: That is badman got some step but boyds.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't know either one of those.
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  Speaker 3: I'm worried, all right, Peyton, who's this superhero?
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  Speaker 1: First time my life.
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  Speaker 6: I'm crowded.
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  Speaker 1: The boys.
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  Speaker 10: Can move.
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  Speaker 1: You'm an X Man. Who's the X Man?
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  Speaker 10: I was saying the music in the background, I was
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  Speaker 10: kiving Deadpool. Okay, that was X Man, X Men the Wolverine.
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  Speaker 3: The Wolverine is correct. I mean for somebody who says there,
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  Speaker 3: I mean you're running away. You've got four points so far. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: over to you, Nicole. There's two superheroes in here. I'll
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  Speaker 3: take one or both for two points.
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  Speaker 1: What if somebody had died?
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  Speaker 3: I was just trying to be like you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be better. I'm gonna need the suit back.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm nothing without this suit. If you're nothing without
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  Speaker 1: this suit, then you shouldn't have it.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of lessons in the superhero movies. Okay, Nicole,
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  Speaker 3: name one or both of those two superheroes having a conversation.
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  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I'm so bad.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, still there? Somebody can help you too?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man and iron Man.
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  Speaker 3: Spider Man and iron Man, right.
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  Speaker 10: There? You game?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: John Jay, who plays Peter Quill, Star Lord and Guardians
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  Speaker 3: of the Galaxy, Chris Pracked, you got a right. Chris Kyle,
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  Speaker 3: who plays Maverick in Top Gun. Tom Cris Boom Peyton
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  Speaker 3: who plays Batman in a twenty two The Batman movie.
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  Speaker 4: Robert Pattinson, whoa.
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  Speaker 3: All right, very good and for you, Nicole, you can
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  Speaker 3: win the whole thing because we're nice like that who
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  Speaker 3: directed Avatar The Way of Water, famous director, Umm James Cameron.
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  Speaker 3: I want to give you that one, Nicolet for this game.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna set Jeffer tickets. See Killanne. Okay, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for playing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Even nice pot
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: You were your great Kilanie Isetember twenty first talkie stickers
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  Speaker 1: We also have this really cool two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 3: Major legue Baseball welb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna come up in the next half hour,
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  Speaker 1: so you gotta keep listening for that. Good morning, Johnny,
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  Speaker 1: what's up Johnny? Oh on the air, what's up? Man?
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  Speaker 6: I just texted in and I had a met the
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  Speaker 6: show out in the wild. But I've met you all
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  Speaker 6: in different places except for one person. To see if
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  Speaker 6: you guys could guess based off where I met you,
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  Speaker 6: and you you can tell who I've met?
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  Speaker 3: How fun? Okay, hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you've met all of us at different times except
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  Speaker 1: for one except for one of us. Okay, so what
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  Speaker 1: this is a reverse game? Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: So do you want me to rattle them off at
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  Speaker 6: once or one at a time and then guess?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, one at a time, do locations and see
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  Speaker 3: if we can figure out who it was.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, first one, I was actually a ref for flag
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  Speaker 6: football and I met one of.
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  Speaker 8: You ressing one of your kids games, probably Kyle, that
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  Speaker 8: would say, unless it was a long time ago when
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  Speaker 8: John Jay's kids played flax.
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  Speaker 4: But I think most recently I'm the only one with
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  Speaker 4: kids in flag football.
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  Speaker 6: You're always saying, now, yeah, what's the answer, John Jay?
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow?
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  Speaker 6: Back when camp had been belong.
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  Speaker 3: Hair, oh wow?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 6: And there was actually the actually a fight storry from
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  Speaker 6: way back then too, when a team didn't have a
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  Speaker 6: team to play, so they uh, the owner of the
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  Speaker 6: league let him come over, but the coach got an argument.
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  Speaker 6: He was actually trying to fight me.
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  Speaker 1: But that was talk.
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  Speaker 6: You actually talked about it on air, but I never
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  Speaker 6: got through the total story about it.
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  Speaker 1: Is a funny story, Johnny, all right, so what else?
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  Speaker 1: Go next? Who's the next person saying the wild?
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  Speaker 3: The next one?
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  Speaker 6: I actually part I valuate for about eight years. Uh
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  Speaker 6: in the valley parts one of your cars? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: parked Richie at where it was that the Marriotte Desert
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  Speaker 6: rich Or celebrity finite.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Richard a tuxedo. He's going to vallet for sure.
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  Speaker 3: You can't. I hope I pulled up. Tip you did?
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  Speaker 6: You pulled up? Then?
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  Speaker 7: How a.
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  Speaker 1: Ball iron man? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Go on?
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  Speaker 1: Two more? What do you got?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: No, somebody here you haven't met yet? Okay, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: there's one.
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  Speaker 6: The last one I met at a friend's wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Could be either Peyton or I fifty to fifty?
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  Speaker 1: Here was it Kyle as she was valleying her car
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  Speaker 1: wearing the flags from flag Football.
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  Speaker 3: No, go ahead, Johnny, who's at I met Peyton? Where?
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  Speaker 4: Who's wedding?
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  Speaker 6: It was my friend Dustin' you were working the you're
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  Speaker 6: doing the photo boo oh heck, yeah, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to you.
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  Speaker 6: I talked to you for a little bit. Told you
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  Speaker 6: I hated horsecloapes.
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  Speaker 10: Oh thanks, thanks, Joy, That's exactly what I needed riting
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  Speaker 10: funny stories.
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  Speaker 3: Not Kyle.
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  Speaker 4: Johnny is giving major Capricorn energy.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, she said a good time at a friend's wedding. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: nice to meet you. To listen to your show. Don't
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  Speaker 3: like the horoscope hat them.
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  Speaker 6: I only had a picture of.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, Johna, maybe you find Kyle this weekend. Kyle's
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  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 3: She's in these streets.
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  Speaker 8: He's gotta go to like Michael's and Hobby Lobby, a
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  Speaker 8: lot Trader Joe's good a.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Johnie, thanks for listening. I'm really grateful that you listen.
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  Speaker 6: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of you just said Trader Joe's of Payton. You
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  Speaker 1: were bringing up the bags for Trader Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I just didn't necessarily understand the hype because you know
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  Speaker 10: how Trader Joe's they do these tope bags and they
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  Speaker 10: do these drops. Well, the one over by my house
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  Speaker 10: had this line wrapped around the store before Trader Joe's
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  Speaker 10: had even opened. So I wanted to go get the
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  Speaker 10: little cute striped tope bag. But I went later in
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  Speaker 10: the day and I was like, oh, maybe they'll have something.
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  Speaker 3: I went in there was.
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  Speaker 4: Literally a mother load of tope bags.
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  Speaker 10: So I just didn't understand why people line up when
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  Speaker 10: they do drops all day.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I don't. I don't get that either. People
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  Speaker 4: go nuts whenever Trader Joe's drops new toe bags.
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  Speaker 8: But I kind of think it's because, like the resale
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  Speaker 8: market in the UK and like across the Japan is
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  Speaker 8: huge because they have like this style called I think
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  Speaker 8: it's like called American Core or American casual that like
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  Speaker 8: they're carrying them around as their person, they're actually buying
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  Speaker 8: them for like ten thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's thousand dollars resell online.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they're staying in line to resell.
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  Speaker 4: I would think, so okay, because I was at I
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  Speaker 4: was at.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: The gym working out, and this lady walks into a
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: bunch of these bags and then she drops them off,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and another lady I worked out with was like, thank
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: you so much, I'm so grateful, and I was like,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: what's going on. She goes, oh, she got three of
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the new Trader joe bags and she brought them to
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: me and I was like, what what are you talking about?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: And then she was telling me that the bags. I'd
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: be okay, but here's the It reminded me of Starbucks
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and those cups they drop everyone on Colgo's nuts trying
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: to fight. It's like it's like Trader Joe's. To me,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: was trying to do that version of that. But I
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was working because here's the thing for me,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: is like she had the bags.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the child.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Couldn't get the cups.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you can.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: They're very much more accessible than the bear cups, much
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: more accessible. But the thing is, it's like if you
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: bring your reusable bag into Traider Joe's for groceries and
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: they drop a new one and they're cuter, They're like.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, I gotta get a new choak bag.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: The only like three bucks or something like that. They
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: probably didn't know that it was a fashion tread when
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: they first started dropping the bags, right. They didn't know
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: until it went right.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: They were just being like economical lights, what is it
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: where you're being like you're hoping you're saving the planet?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Friendly?
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: Thank you?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: So listen to this. Speaking of I was at the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: gym and the trade Joe's bags were delivered at the gym.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I met the gym yesterday and my wife started working
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: out at the same gym with me, maybe twice a week,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and she was there yesterday and the receptionist to the
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: gym comes in and says, we just got a call
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: from your son Dutch, and he asked if if any
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: of his parents could pick up their phone. And I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, god, right, and we have this dog
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: right now, that's like probably not going to make it
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: through the weekend. It's really, really, really sad. And we've
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: had the dog for seventeen years. Lego, he said, beople
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: So I thought, uh oh. So I called Dutch. I'm like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: hey's everything okay? Are you guys okay? And he goes
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: some of us and I'm like, what do you do?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like I thought, Lego. Right. Turns out, Kemp,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: my middle son, is here in town with his girlfriend.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: His girlfriend had to go to the dentist and took
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Duchess car because Kemp was working. He's been helping GC
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: college kids train. So the girlfriend takes Dutches's car. Dutch's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: car tire explodes, Oh right, so he's she's in the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: middle of an intersection, and Dutch was asking, what what
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: do we do? Because she's by herself. So Jake went
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: and Jake went and picked up Dutch and they went
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: over there and they were like in this suicide lane
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: trying to change a tire, and Jake changed the tire
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and it was crazy, right, and that's dangerous right now,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: this can be totally unrelatable. But I have to tell
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: this part of the story. I have to do this
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: photo shoot for this magazine on Sunday, and it's a
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: cover of a magazine, and they very specifically what they
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: want me to do, and part of it is I
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: want to be in this suit with my feet in
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: the pool. I haven't had a petticure in a long time,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's the point where like my big
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: toe hurt, to my big toes hurt because I feel
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: the nails are the nails are growing out. You know
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: that this is so Blake had set up an appointment
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: for me to get a pedicure yesterday and I didn't
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: want to miss it because the photo shoots Sunday, right,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: So now it's time for me to get the petticure.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But they're still dealing with the car, and the car
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is close to where the petticure place is. So I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: on the phone with them and I'm trying to figure
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: stuff out. I go, I don't want to lose that petticure.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: It's a change the tire. Yeah, damsel in distress.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm I go get the pedicure and I'm like,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and it's packed, and there's some guy next to me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I know he's an NBA player. He's two chairs down
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: for me. There's this big, old like brownie guy, tudo
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: chairs down for me. And I'm on the phone going,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: did you call Chune it?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Do?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Well? Dad?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Where are you?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Can you come get us? I can't.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I can see you from here.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Call your mom here. So Blake goes, Blake goes, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: and and Jake changed the tire. But then they drove
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the tire to the dealership and then they went and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: then it went to Big O because they were under
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the tires are still in the warranty. And then Big
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: O fixed it all. But it was so embarrassed. Oh,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: one of the things was happening to I was texting
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Tony from Big O and I was walking to my
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: petticure place and it was so bright I couldn't read
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the screen on my phone. So I'm in the middle
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of this parking lot for a grocery store and I
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: can't see the screen on my phone. So I take
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: my shirt and I put it over my head and
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I slide the phone in so I can see you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: So I'm texting. I texted the wrong number for Blake
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and and then I had the find the right number
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: because it was so bright. So I'm standing in this
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: parking lot with a shirt over my head text Meanwhile,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: my kids are like trying to solve this issue. So
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: then Dutch goes and makes a TikTok and I thought
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: that TikTok was so funny that I posted. I stole
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: the content and put it on my Instagram.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Does he acknowledge that you're getting a PEDICUREI.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: No, No, they don't know. They were till right now.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: They never asked anything, so I didn't I didn't want
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to say, but I picked him up, dropped them off,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: and so now my toes would be fine, good for
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the cover of the magazine issue and the car the
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: tires are fine. The tires are under warrantin everything's fixed,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: and Big O a big, big shout out to big O. Hey, Nick,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you got a typo story autocorrect? Yeah, I have a
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: cliff on your little TYPEO story.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: So the Android phone you can actually go in for a.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Wait whole lot. It's hard to hear me, Nick, it's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: hard to hear you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Hold on.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Does she have her
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: shirt over her head?
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Doesn't sorry?
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Playover so I could put my blue shoes off? I'm sorry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: So what I was saying is that on Android phones
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: you can actually go into the settings and change a
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: word so that when you type out, say, for example,
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: mom or niece or nephew or dad or whatever you
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: you type something in, it will pop up and generate
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: a different word. You just change the word in the
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: dictionary on your phone. I went into my husband's phone
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: about a year ago, and I had changed so that
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: every family member's name even when you typed out mom, dad, whatever.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: I changed it to the word penis, and he let
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: it go for an entire year, did not say anything
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: to me. I actually forgot I had done it. And
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: then one day we're sitting outside and he goes, I've
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: got to get a new phone. I'm tired of this.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: What kind of whatever? Time I type in.
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: Mom did this or mom did that, and I don't
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: change it immediately or catch it right away, it sends
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: it off as Penis did this, and Penis did that,
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: and I'm going, oh my god, and I'm laughing hysterically.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: He goes, what's so funny? I go, Bob, I did
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: that to you year ago. I know you've been dealing
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: with that, says the whole time.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: He goes, yeah, I thought phone.
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: Was wrong with the damn phone.
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, don't be great to bring in the.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: I think he did at some point, and they just
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: laughed at him. It was nobody wanted to correct it
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: or fixed it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: It was so funny.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: I still laugh about it. This happened almost a year ago,
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: and it laughed at an entire year. Best decision, best
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: prank I ever did, best hypo, It's the greatest thing ever.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah, It's like I feel like somebody did it
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: in my phone, because so far I can never just
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: type hell yeah, it's always hell yeah, h apostrophe ll yeah, no, no,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I got a backstack