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Notable News Ep. 48 - Catching Up w/ Jeff & The Long Halloween · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow? You
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  Speaker 1: could be a seat model.
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  Speaker 2: I was 16 at the time, or 15. And then
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  Speaker 2: hooking up with a witch.
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  Speaker 3: And that was.
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  Speaker 2: Cats can smile, apparently. Whoa. Weird. But it doesn't always
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  Speaker 2: mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Jimmy noon is a star her look looks weren't a
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  Speaker 4: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like i had to sell my last top hat for.
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  Speaker 2: Gas maybe this is not appropriate either but we'll.
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  Speaker 4: See Hey, Nostalgia Nerds, it's me, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: What up?
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  Speaker 1: It's Mr. Andy, Mr. aka The Big Unit, Princess Layup,
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  Speaker 1: The Hurricane, A-Dog up in this business.
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  Speaker 2: That was a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a blender of love. Okay, so today we
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  Speaker 2: are here with like news nugget kind of situation on.
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  Speaker 2: We are sorry that we've been kind of MIA lately,
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  Speaker 2: but we did re-release last week, I think, and by
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  Speaker 2: popular opinion from superfan Marissa, the best episode.
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  Speaker 1: It's up there, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: It's Titanic on VHS. So go find Titanicfan97 on all
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  Speaker 2: social media. He's almost, I think, up to 7,000 copies
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  Speaker 2: of Titanic on VHS. When I... re-listened to it, he
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  Speaker 2: was a little over 2,000.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow!
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. He tripled almost his collection.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's just because of us.
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  Speaker 2: It's because of us. So, since we've been gone... I
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  Speaker 2: don't really have too much news, but just what's been
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  Speaker 2: going on in my life. So I guess that's news,
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  Speaker 2: because we're iconic.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: I went to, okay, so Jeremy told me that our realtor,
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  Speaker 2: because we just bought a house recently, gave all of
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  Speaker 2: her clients like a mini photo shoot for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like a Christmas photo shoot. I'm like, that's super, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a mini one, just a few photos, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: Of like her?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, or Wish.
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  Speaker 2: She's such a cute dumpling. But just for us, so
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  Speaker 2: we're like, okay, we haven't given out like Christmas cards
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  Speaker 2: in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what does that mean? So she'll pay for you
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  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and take, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she has a friend who has like
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  Speaker 2: an up and coming photography business. Oh, that's cool. But
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  Speaker 2: then like realtors like to nurture that relationship because like
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  Speaker 2: eventually we'll buy a different house or we'll refer people
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  Speaker 2: when people are like, oh, who was your realtor? You
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  Speaker 2: just bought a house, blah, blah, blah. And our realtor,
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  Speaker 2: so freaking amazing. We can tag her. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if she wants to be associated with this podcast, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: But she's just amazing. She, like, let us be real.
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  Speaker 2: And she was real. If she didn't like something, she
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  Speaker 2: was like, this concerns me. This doesn't feel. She got
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  Speaker 2: to know Jeremy and I and Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: So she was able.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to do a mini photo shoot. And
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  Speaker 2: I fluctuate in weight like Oprah. Like, worse than Oprah.
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  Speaker 2: And so I'm going through my curvy thighs. Thighs. Um,
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  Speaker 2: so I needed something else to wear. So I figured
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  Speaker 2: out what Jackson, Jeremy were going to wear. Cause I
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  Speaker 2: want to match kind of, cause I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be one of those annoying people that send out, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we'll make it, we'll make it funny too. Like I'll
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  Speaker 2: talk about, you know, sad things and whatever. And so I,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 1: How would you like portray the sad stuff through photo?
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you like do you like yeah just do like.
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  Speaker 1: A sad face though jeremy jackson.
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  Speaker 2: Smiling sometimes on the back they do like a brief
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  Speaker 2: little synopsis of like what's going on my dad did
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  Speaker 2: one of those one time when we were kids and
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  Speaker 2: he did a joke one but it was like all
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  Speaker 2: serious stuff like oh uh you know, got divorced again,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whatever it was like, Oh, Jesse's a straight
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  Speaker 2: C student. Like, like he didn't make like.
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  Speaker 3: A joke one, one time, but, um, cause I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going to take that so fucking serious. Cause I want
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  Speaker 2: to add of a humor element. Cause I don't want,
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  Speaker 2: cause I always, when I put them on my fridge
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, there's always that awkward time of like, do
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  Speaker 2: I throw this away? Like, what do I do with it?
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  Speaker 1: You get like nice pictures, but then have AI change
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  Speaker 1: you guys up just slightly to where everybody's like, is
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  Speaker 1: that them? They look slightly off for some reason.
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  Speaker 2: And then this is only for my sister, Alizu Adichanel,
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  Speaker 2: but Chris and Katie, these stupid little kids growing up
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  Speaker 2: that were like family friends of ours or whatever, they
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  Speaker 2: got old greeting cards and birthday cards and they would
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  Speaker 2: save them. Then they would cut them out and make
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  Speaker 2: collages on a new, like decorate new cards out of them.
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  Speaker 2: what fuck it like fuck you like compared to them
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  Speaker 2: like we were like the you know like anyways fuck
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  Speaker 2: you chris and katie if that's your name i don't
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  Speaker 2: remember um so anyway so i i was like oh
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  Speaker 2: i need to find like a sweater or button up
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  Speaker 2: or whatever i fucking hate shopping and like for big
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  Speaker 2: boys like there's very limited stores in salem so i
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  Speaker 2: i was like oh old navy and so i went
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  Speaker 2: to old navy and i found a sweater i found
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  Speaker 2: some clothes i went in the fitting room tried on
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  Speaker 2: a sweater i was like this doesn't look like dog
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  Speaker 2: shit But I couldn't FaceTime Jeremy because of reception or
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  Speaker 2: he was avoiding my calls because he didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: deal with a FaceTime of me having a mental breakdown.
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  Speaker 2: And so I went out. I heard a mom outside,
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  Speaker 2: like a younger mom. So I opened it up and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, can I get your honest opinion?
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, looks good. So great experience.
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  Speaker 1: I bought it.
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  Speaker 2: It ended up being half off the sweater that I'm
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  Speaker 2: probably never going to wear again. So that's great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so i go up to the register and it
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  Speaker 2: was register people like cash they're like my best friends
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  Speaker 2: like i make i don't i don't meet strangers and
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  Speaker 2: i don't meet people that aren't my friends like i
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  Speaker 2: make friends everywhere yeah yeah and even though i hate
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  Speaker 2: certain people anna kendrick who number one had a horrible
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  Speaker 2: appearance on jimmy kimmel i think and she can't do
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  Speaker 2: interviews like she doesn't know how to like pizzazz or
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  Speaker 2: whatever and oh and she was wearing a strapless dress
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  Speaker 2: with I don't know if you know about this, but
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  Speaker 2: there's plastic straps in strapless dresses that you use to
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  Speaker 2: hang them up in the closet. She was wearing them
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  Speaker 2: as straps.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So that's trashy. So she doesn't have a stylist. You
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  Speaker 2: think Zendaya would go out there and hang her straps?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, I go up to the register. Super awesome
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  Speaker 2: chick helping me out. We were just vibing.
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, I put in my rewards because
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  Speaker 4: apparently I signed up for that constant at Old Navy.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, your name's Jeff Keller? I was
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  Speaker 2: thinking maybe she knew me or something. And I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, that's a really nice name.
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  Speaker 1: That's sweet of her.
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  Speaker 2: That's a really nice name. I could have just left
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  Speaker 2: it at that. Or I could have asked her her
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  Speaker 2: name and said, that's a beautiful name too. Or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I think she met. J.K. Jeff Keller. Like, it just
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  Speaker 2: blows my name. It's not beautiful. It's not like Sanjaya
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. But shout out, alumni of American Idol. So
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  Speaker 2: I start going on. I'm like, Jeff Keller. I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then I start going off about how I'm not
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  Speaker 2: related to Helen Keller, but I can still make fun
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  Speaker 2: of her. And I start going on my spiel about
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  Speaker 2: how Helen Keller, like, it doesn't make sense if you're
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  Speaker 2: blind and deaf and blah, blah, blah. So I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make fun of her, but I was.
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  Speaker 2: And the girl was like, oh wow. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, it's funny. Cause like my last name is Keller.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, I don't think you should
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  Speaker 2: make fun of somebody that has disability.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, fuck.
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  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I was like, like how many times have
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  Speaker 5: I told like, like bash Helen Keller and other like
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  Speaker 5: historical figures and people laugh and cheer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But how many of those people are just laughing
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  Speaker 2: and cheering and fakeness?
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  Speaker 1: Or, you know, I mean, one out of what, 40 people.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you've done that too?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, 40. No, not in a year.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean, let's say it's 200. That's 0.5% of people. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think you're doing good. I say, don't
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  Speaker 1: stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime my name comes up in any conversation.
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  Speaker 3: It's Helen.
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  Speaker 2: Cause if they're like, Oh, what's if I'm on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with like a tell them like a, caller that
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a supplier or something. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: what's your last name? And I'm like, Keller, like Helen Keller,
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  Speaker 2: like every time. Yep. Anyways. So that was awkward. And
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  Speaker 2: that was like a walk of shame. Cause it started
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  Speaker 2: out so great. She was like, this is half off.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah. And then I go, I'm anyways.
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  Speaker 2: So then, so then you're like.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was half off. Not for you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So then last night I was like, so then I
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  Speaker 2: came home. Jackson had a friend, a new friend over
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  Speaker 2: super nice kid. Like he had shook her hand. He
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  Speaker 2: was like, how was your day to Jeremy? Like, it
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  Speaker 2: was super great. Like they were chilling, like doing some
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  Speaker 2: music stuff together, playing video games. We ordered them pizza. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: It was super great. I'm like, this is a good, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: good influence. So I look at the kid and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to be known as a cool kid. There's
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  Speaker 2: the cool parent. So I'm like, you bring up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I looked at him.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, cause I saw this online, like on
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  Speaker 2: Tik TOK or whatever. I was like, what's your favorite
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  Speaker 2: curse word? And he looks at me like, um, I'm not,
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  Speaker 2: my family doesn't like it when I curse.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sure, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And without just saying that, what I should have said, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like that makes, I was just joking.
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  Speaker 3: I could have said that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look at him and say, mine's cunt.
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  Speaker 1: And he should have just walked away after that.
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  Speaker 2: He's like. He was like, that sounds fancy. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, huh, that that did not land.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get out of that conversation after that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we had pizza and they just like went out
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  Speaker 2: in the living room with like their pizza and their
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  Speaker 2: sodas and stuff. But I was like, this is fucking awkward.
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  Speaker 1: It's more awkward.
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  Speaker 2: So when I make an ask myself in front of
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  Speaker 2: like little like a seven year old. it's fine yeah
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  Speaker 2: because i'm just a fucking clown to them but but
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  Speaker 2: with like a 15 16 year old they have their
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  Speaker 2: own opinions they're they're thinking in two years i'm going
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  Speaker 2: to start voting yeah like these people are like the
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  Speaker 2: future leaders of our of our nation and i'm just
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  Speaker 2: like this middle-aged man that's like my favorite word is
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  Speaker 2: cunt i.
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  Speaker 1: Like that word cunt a lot you're an angel your.
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  Speaker 4: Pizza so tomorrow yesterday not tomorrow yesterday was like strike
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  Speaker 4: two like right it was old navy and then cunt
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  Speaker 4: like right back and back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you miss all the shots you don't take. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: those could have had great outcomes. So, I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: never know, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Typically, she would have, at the store, given me a
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  Speaker 2: high five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or something.
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  Speaker 2: Or, like, called me a, like, oh, wait, that's a
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  Speaker 2: different story. She would have.
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  Speaker 1: What if she's, like, a descendant of Helen Keller, though?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and that, does she, is she blind, too?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if Helen Keller had kids. I know
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  Speaker 1: she was married for a while.
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  Speaker 3: I hope not.
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  Speaker 2: Like, a blind and deaf person like Helen Keller who, like,
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  Speaker 2: had to learn water. Like she that sounds not consensual.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I stopped hating Helen Keller so much is
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: because I felt so bad for her because she did
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  Speaker 1: fall in love with someone. But she was like, I
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  Speaker 1: remember correctly, it was something to do with her mom
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  Speaker 1: to where she was so afraid to leave her mom
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: because her mom gave her so much shit about leaving
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  Speaker 1: the house. She ended the relationship with that guy. So
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  Speaker 1: she never left her mom. And I was like, oh fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that's horrible.
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  Speaker 2: So the mom had to communicate like her codependency shit,
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  Speaker 2: like via hand rubbing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be.
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  Speaker 2: A piece of shit to my daughter. So I'm going
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: to grab their hand and do like little.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, allegedly that happened.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, nobody wrote it down. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you're, if you're Helen Keller, like why be
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  Speaker 2: brokenhearted over this real man? You have the power of imagination.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe you don't.
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  Speaker 1: She probably had the best imagination of all time, but
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  Speaker 1: it probably wouldn't translate to what we think. You know,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: that one thing, like even if a lion spoke English,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't understand what they're saying or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So even if they're... God dang it. So even if, like,
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  Speaker 1: Keller was, like, imagining, like, a dragon, it'd probably be.
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  Speaker 3: Way different.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be way different than us, you know? It'd probably be, like, water.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's why some people say, like, extraterrestrials have visited Earth, but, like, their...
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: how far they've evolved or whatever or their advances, they
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to really communicate with us. So maybe that's, like,
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  Speaker 2: us to aliens or extraterrestrials.
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  Speaker 1: Is, like, us.
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  Speaker 2: And then below is, like, Helen Keller. Like, we can't even...
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  Speaker 2: Because what if she got her sight back and vision
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  Speaker 2: or hearing back? Maybe we should, like... I should just
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: do some Googling and, like, find out more about... Anyways,
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  Speaker 2: my last name's Keller and her last name's Keller. Fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally fine. Eh, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Andy, that's what's going on in my world.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I actually had a question for you today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, would you rather have your name be Larry Berry,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Mark Clark... Jasper or Jasper Casper.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Those are the first and last names.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Uh, repeat the first one and the second one.
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  Speaker 2: Cause no, first one and third one. Those are the,
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  Speaker 2: those are the next.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Larry Berry, Mark Clark, Jasper Casper.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I meant leave out the Mark Clark.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Larry.
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  Speaker 1: Jasper Casper.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, do you have an answer for you? Uh, sure. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm going to go with Larry Berry. Okay. So
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  Speaker 2: the middle one was what?
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  Speaker 1: Mark Clark.
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  Speaker 2: So that, I don't do with the R's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yep, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And then Jasper Casper. With that one, why that came
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  Speaker 2: in second is I could lean into the Casper of
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  Speaker 2: it all. Yeah, yeah. But that's like a one-trick pony.
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  Speaker 2: While Larry Berry, I can do like all the different berries.
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  Speaker 2: So that's like. I don't know, hundreds maybe. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how many berries there are. Like, individual types of berries.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: So I can do, like, I'm in my blueberry season.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Listen to those two episodes. It's going on almost, like,
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: 480 days right now since I've shit myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I would go with Larry Berry. More variety.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I was listening to this podcast today about Japanese-Americans
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  Speaker 1: during World War II. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, how they were interned in camps and shit.
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  Speaker 1: But a lot of them wanted to fight, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for America. And, you know, the army was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: no fighting. But there was this general in Italy that said, hey,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. You know, if somebody wants
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  Speaker 1: to fight for America, send them over. We need all
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  Speaker 1: the help we can get. And his name was General
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  Speaker 1: Mark Clark. And I'm like, that's the worst fucking name
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  Speaker 1: I've heard in my life. Who would name their child that?
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  Speaker 2: Mark Clark.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I hate that name so much. And then I don't
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: think I could take him seriously. He's like, okay, guys,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: go take over that, you know, I don't know, the
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: enemy fortress. Okay, Mark Clark.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe we got so casual with our
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: speaking that maybe their tones and their rhythms were a
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: little different and they enunciated. Maybe it was a sign of, like,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: prestige to be, like, a rhyming name.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's two first names, too. And so you
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: don't see a lot of people with their first name
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: and last name could be a first name. So not
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: only is his two first names, but they also rhyme.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I really hate that for some reason.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Like Kevin Bobby would be stupid. Yeah. Because there's no
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: one with the last name Kevin.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Not that I.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, probably. Probably. That pisses me off.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: They're just doing that to.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Piss me off. Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: No, but good answer.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Who would you pick?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'd probably choose Jasper Casper.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Jasper Casper.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Just because I feel like anything you did, I feel
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: like it'd be acceptable. Like, let's say you just skated,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: skateboarded your whole life, and you're, like, 45, and you're
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: at the, you know, skate park. And, like, oh, that's
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Jasper Casper. Like, oh, that makes sense. You know, or...
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: if you're like a business person, they're like, Oh, that
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: stockbroker Jasper Casper, you know, I don't know. I feel
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: like you can use that name with anything.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I think you're leaning on the Jasper of it all.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: And I was focused more on the Casper because, because
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: as like a 60 year old, even now, apparently that
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: my jokes aren't landing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just a middle-aged man.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: That's like, I'm super obsessed with Casper the ghost. Like
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: that's a very weird niche or niche.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: When I was thinking about that today is Casper, his
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: first name or his last name.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Cause that'd be weird. If like, This is my son,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Casper Johnson. They'd be like, wait, your name's Bill. Why
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: the fuck did you name your kid so weird, you know?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But then if it was his last name,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: why are his uncles calling him his last name? That
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: seems really odd, too.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Should I have Jeremy call me Keller?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, it doesn't make sense. Like, it's weird. He'd
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: call me Mr. Keller.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I don't want him to have, like, a
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: thing with, like, a, you know.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Or call you Mr. K, but then you just only
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: do ketamine all the time.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Ketamine.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: This is Mr. K, and you're just high on ketamine constantly.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Well, great.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been my job lately. What's going on in
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: your neck of the woods?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: So it's fall time. Halloween's coming up. And I've been, like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: really into comics. I got into comics. Like, I've always
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: been into comics, but the last, I don't know, three months,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I've been, like, crazy into comics.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: So.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to review one of my favorite comic books ever,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: and it's a perfect time to read it because it's
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: called The Long Halloween. It's a Batman comic book.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it came out in 1996. It was written by
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Jeff Loeb. The main artist is Tim Sale. It's DC,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: of course. It was a 13-issue running, which is really cool,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: but I don't like buying one-off comics anymore. I wait
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: until they become graphic novels so you just have the
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: big book. It's great. The main characters are Batman, Jim Gordon,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Harvey Dent, Carmine Falcone, Catwoman, Scarecrow's in there, Calendar Man's
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: in there. There's a lot of people. But the great
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: thing about this comic book is even with all of
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: these villains, it never feels too cluttered or there's too
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: much going on. So I should have made a synopsis.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: But essentially what the synopsis is, is they really lean
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: more into the Batman detective side. aspect of this so
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: it starts out with it starts out on halloween um
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: someone in the car in the uh the falcon family
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: or the carmine family um okay it's falcon's nephew john
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: vd he's murdered in a bathtub nobody knows what's going
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: on but they figure out someone called holiday so batman
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: harvey dent and uh gordon they kind of team up
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: to try to figure out who's doing this right So
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: then but the cool thing is this holiday killer only
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: kills on public holidays. So instead of like because, you know,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of comic books, it's kind of weird with
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: those villains. They just like wait around and then they
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: kill someone. But this one I like because so that's
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: chapter one. Chapter two takes place on Thanksgiving. So there's
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: another murder, but it's someone in the Moroni family because
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it's so Falcone and Moroni. They're the main two mob
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: bosses of Gotham. So now it's like, oh, is this
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: like a mob war? What's going on? We don't know
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: what's going on yet. And then the whole time, Catwoman
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: keeps kind of following the mob bosses. So you're like,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: is she doing it? And you don't know yet. So
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: then they start kind of leaning towards Dent, because Dent
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: turns into Two-Face, right? So they kind of start leaning
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: more into, oh, is it Harvey Dent? We don't know yet,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: because they're teaming up, but then They Batman and Harvey Dent.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, let's burn this whole warehouse because it
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: has a shit ton of Bob money in there. But
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: then Harvey Dent's like, you know, we could do with
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: this money. And Batman's like, no, we got to stay,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever, true, whatever. But Chapter three takes place
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: on Christmas. The Joker escapes and he's pissed off that
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: there's this new serial killer that's taken his spotlight. So
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: he's trying to figure out what's going on also. So
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: it's all these people trying to work to get not
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: really work together, but they're kind of working together. But
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: they're all trying to figure out who this holiday killer is.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So then chapter four comes up and uh, Carmine's son,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: he gets shot off of a yacht. And, uh, so that,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you know, that happens again. And then Valentine's day, but
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: during this whole thing, which is really cool is it
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: chapter five is Valentine's day. The art is really, really
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: great in this. I love the art. Some people think
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: that it thinks it's a little, they think it's a
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: little too like simple and caricature of some stuff, but
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's great. Um, But during this whole time,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: it's kind of showing the descent of Harvey Dent, but
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: through his wife, because he's never home. So then there's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: all this like great art where she's like, oh, you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: are you going to be home tonight? He's like, I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: got to work late. And then it'll just be her
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: standing in like dark and her face is sad. But
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: then you can see that's affecting Harvey. But you can
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: see it's affecting Harvey because how they focus on the wife.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So it's really fucking cool. But then chapter six is St.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Patty's Day, April Fool's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Independence Day,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Labor Day, Halloween. And then the final one is actually
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: on Halloween again. And that's why it's called the long Halloween,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: because it takes a year for like kind of the
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: ending to show up. But the ending blew my fucking
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: socks off. I don't really want to give a spoiler.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: It has been out for about 30 years. So, I mean,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: if you haven't read it, you probably won't. But I
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: really think everybody should read it. Once I read the ending,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I had to go
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: back and I reread it. And I was like, oh
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: my gosh, this all makes fucking perfect sense. But yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: it's just one of the best comic books I ever read.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I'm giving it a 9.5 out of 10. I think
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it's that great. I think it's just a wonderful tragedy.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It's one of those noir... really dark investigative detective comics.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: The art's great. And, uh, it's just a really fun,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: fun read and you'll read it in one night because
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you're like, Oh, what's going to happen next? And then, yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And then the ending, you're just gonna be like, no
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: fucking way. So yeah, I just want to give a
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: little review of that comic cause I just reread it
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: again and it's a perfect time to read it right
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: now for Halloween. So it's called the long Halloween by
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Batman or not by Batman, but.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I think I'm intrigued.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: So I have, I have, uh, several questions. Yeah. Okay,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: so my exposure to Batman is definitely the campy TV show,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: all of the movies. Okay, so Batman, like the one
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: with Jack Nicholson, all the way to Batman and Robin. Oh, sure.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I watched all of those a lot growing up.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I loved them, yeah. Yeah. And then the Christopher Nolan,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I watched....
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: All of those. They're not my favorite, but I like them.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I think I watched the one with Anne Hathaway and Bang.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Like the least, but I did watch it. Probably the
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: middle one I watched the most.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: And then the.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Animated series I watched growing up.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, so good.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: So definitely there's a difference. I haven't watched the ones
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: with Twilight guy yet.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I really liked it. It's only been one out, but
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought it was really good.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: So are the graphic novels and comics, what are they
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: more like? In comparison to like those mainstream other like
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: televised ones or movies.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: It's hard to say because up until a lot of
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: it depends on who's writing it. Sometimes it's a lot darker.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's not. And that's one thing that's always kind
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: of confused me about comic books, especially with DC is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I know there's one main DC storyline, but I don't really,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I think I don't really know which one it is.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Like the new 52, it came out about 10, 15
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: years ago. I'm not sure if that's canon. Anyways, so
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I don't, and there's so many side stories that aren't canon,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: but they have the multiverse and they're the first ones
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to do it. But anyways, so it really depends on
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the artist or the artist and the writer. But in
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the mid 80s, that's kind of when it started getting
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit darker. So it's hard to say.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So there's like ones that are similar to the level
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: of intensity, like the animated series. Mm-hmm. That seemed a
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: little darker, not as dark as like Christopher Nolan.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: But then is there ones that are as campy as
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the like TV show or Batman and Robin?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. About five years ago, maybe 10 years ago. I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: can't remember, but they actually came out with a series
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: called Batman 68. So it was like the Adam West
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: comic books, but it was like Adam West as the Batman,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. So, yeah, I mean, any type
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: of Batman that you're into is, You can definitely find.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: But this one's a lot darker. And it's yeah, because
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the holiday, the holiday, the person who keeps killing them,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: killing everybody uses a 22 with a baby bottle on
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the top for a silencer. And so they keep like art.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And they and they keep leaving it places, too. So
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: people like we can't fucking find this in the calendar, man.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, remember, it could be a man or
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a woman. And then Scarecrow, and then one of the
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: mob people hires Scarecrow to figure it out. And then
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: another one tries to hire the Riddler and then Poison Ivy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And nobody knows what the fuck's going on. This isn't
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: really a spoiler, but at the end, Batman thinks he
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: figures it out. And so that's another way I really
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: liked it because, you know, most comic books, the superhero
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: always wins. And this one, he kind of wins, but
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think he knows that he didn't win. So
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: it gets wrapped up. but not. It's great. It's really
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: fucking good. Can we find.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: He rips off the mask. This is just for Marissa.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: He rips off the mask, his mask, and it's Marissa.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Is that the spoiler? That is it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Damn, yeah, yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, so are we able to easily, like the common folk, like...
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: get access to these yeah easily like.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: There's so many comic book shops you can order just
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: online if you would go dc and i think they
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: may have made a movie.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: About this and they're mass produced so like people can
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: get them at a reasonable cost.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah um i guarantee any comic book story
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you go to they either have a copy and most
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: it's they're called like hardback so normally they're like half
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: off so when i bought mine i think i got
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: it for like 12 bucks okay But if they don't,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: they can special order. And you can, like I said,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you can buy from DC.com, but I really like going
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: into comic book shop. I went to a new one
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: last weekend. It's called a cosmic monkey in Portland. Great
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: fucking huge. It was awesome. So I bought some new comics,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I recommend going to comic book shops for
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: ordering it online just because I like, and I want
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: them to stay around.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: And if there's, and if there's a comic book shop
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: employee listening or owner that wants us just to talk
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: about your comic book shop and, and, maybe you can
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: send Andy some comic books or Jeff Batman 69, 68.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Cause that's something I could lean into that
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Other questions.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. The different villains working together. I always, in
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: the movies and stuff. Yeah. There's always usually two like
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: poison Ivy and Mr. Free. You know what I mean?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: It's just interesting concept that like bill, like it wouldn't
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: like Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't tag team with.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Like, Ted Bundy.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Ted Bundy, yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: So it's just interesting that, like, in supervillain land, I
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: know it's for, like, entertainment and it ups the stakes in, like, action.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Well, one of the things I like about this, too,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: is there's kind of, like, an underlining thing about, like,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: because this is only Batman in this story. It's only
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: his second year of being Batman. So then there's, like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: this underlining thing to where people are going, like, you know,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: before you got here, it was just this mob war,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: which was, you know, really violent. But now we have
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: all these fucking weirdos going on. So then there's, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: this underlying thing to where, like, is Batman the cause
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: of this, too? So, and then I just love the Joker's, like, what?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: People are more, you know, famous than I am? I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: can't let that stand. So then he wants to figure
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: out who's doing this, too, because he doesn't like the,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: you know, spotlight taken away and shit, so.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Instead, he could just, like, hire a PR person, like
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: an advertising group or marketing. Yeah. And get on TikTok.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, other thing I was going to say is, so
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: this guy killed, this murderer guy person kills people on holidays.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Public holidays, yep.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: So, question about Father's Day and Mother's Day. What if
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: it's an LGBT family? Like, would they kill more? Or
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: would they, like, be like, eh, we're good. Or if they're, like, religious,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: they're like, we don't consider you guys a family. Oh.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he... Well, he didn't... Are you
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: saying is the killer LGTB?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Is he.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: So... He's not targeting.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: He's not targeting, like, lovers or.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: That would be good, though, for, like.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna kill somebody on, like, 4th of July,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: have it 4th of July themed. Like, blow them up
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: with a firework or something.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Like don't just like slit their throats when they're watching
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: TV alone.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That would be that any day.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: So it's just sad slasher movie. Like I get it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Why they choose like chicks with like big tits and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: stuff and like muscular guys to be in horror movies.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Cause if it was like a sad woman, like watching
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like home movies crying.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Right. She's like eating an eclair.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: And then she just gets like, and it's like the
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: terrifier movie. So she's just like brutalized.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Like it would be fucked.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Speaking of watching movies, I just found out last night.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Did you know Hallmark makes Halloween movies? Oh my gosh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I watched one last night called pumpkin. Everything.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Are they love?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Like love story.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And it's, it's so wonderfully bad. Like I love Hallmark
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: movies so much. And like, I just like, because I
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: don't know why they do, you know, the whole writing thing. Like, uh,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: when you write, you want to show and not tell.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Hallmark's like, nah, we're just going to tell everything. And
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: so most of the dialogue is like, oh, when I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I wanted to be a writer. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: can't believe I'm a writer right now. Living my dream
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: about to go on a book tour. I know, sweetie,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: your grandpa was mad that you left, that you're a writer,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: but now that you're back, it's just like nonstop. I
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  Speaker 1: love it so much.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Like pumpkin, everything. Check it out. It's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Um, really quick. So I, uh, I, I know that
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: DJ Tanner went to that Family First show, like, channel
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: where it's, like, just religious Lifetime.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Because there was, like, gay characters in the Lifetime movies. Oh, damn. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: she really, like, fucked us over.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just crazy that she cares that, like, it's just, yeah,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: it's wild.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Like, girl, you're not that rich. Like, you're not, like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: John Stamos rich. Like, calm down, girl. But I still, like,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: will die for her because she's DJ.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Like, just, like, her brother, Kirk Cameron, like, I'm ride
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: or die-er him, I mean.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Even though he, like, hates me. But, um, so I
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: fell into TikTok, like, anti-choice, like, pro-life.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And I really got sucked into it where I was like, oh,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I think my stance hasn't changed at all. But we
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: should all agree as more left-leaning or centrist people that
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: if doctors were killing babies... We would not be for that. Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: If that was, if that was happening, I think a
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: lot of people would be like, Hey guys, this is
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: not bueno.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Cause when they say like, Oh, the left wants to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: kill babies. Like I'm don't want to, like, I'm not,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I don't see like if a coworker is like, Oh,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: my wife just had a baby. I'm not like, Oh,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I want to kill that. Like I'm not like, so
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: just saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Um, I think it's a woman's right to choose and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: decide what she wants to do.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You know yeah like 100 you know i just said
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: stomp on a baby but that's because recently we're talking
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: about harry potter and about how voldemort could have just
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: kicked that baby to death instead.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Of like uh i know that you're into like metal
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: and stuff music music like or metal doing like that
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: like that kind of yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Like waking the cadaver infant annihilator.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Um stomp on a baby would be a good name.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: That would be a pretty good yeah that's right yeah
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that would.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Be pretty dope yeah um okay Let me think of it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Stomp the baby.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Stomp the baby.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're pretty good.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: And we're referring to like Hitler. So like anti-Hitler and like.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: But I saw this comedian. He makes a valid point.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: If you went back in time and killed Hitler as
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: a baby... nobody would know the horrible shit he did
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: so you would just be some baby killer and i'm
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be like oh my gosh you're like no believe
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: me he was probably gonna do something bad so.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I heard is it okay for me to tell someone
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: else's joke if i don't know who they it's a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: comedian online i just said that i.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Don't know who it was either but it was check
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: it out so.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I can say that i can do that okay so
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: i heard uh a comedian uh tell a joke like
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: do like an impossible have you heard this if you
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: She connected. She made a joke. 9-11. 9-11. Michael Jackson.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you see that?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I just saw that last night.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: I fucking love that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Listener, go find that. Type in your Google schmoogle. 9-11
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson. Coffee? Oh, transgender.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They made a joke using those three components. That
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: would be like a good improv thing. Like, hey, guys,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: give me three things. Here, try it. Let's try it
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: really quick. Give me three things. Like, people, places, things, nouns.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, Pete Davidson, and then baseball field, and I'll try
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to think of a job. How about a plumber?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not really a joke. It's more, like, hurtful.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I'm saying the first thing that came to my mind.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Just do it with an upward inflection at the end
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to make it sound like a joke.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I got this. So Pete Davidson is super close with
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: his mom, which is super freaking sweet. And he goes
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: home because his dad died in 9-11. He's always telling
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: everybody about that shit. He goes to his mom's house.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: He has a key. He doesn't think anything is wrong
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: with that. Walks in and there's a plumber fucking his
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: mom right in front of this mural, this picture of
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: his dad. Like on the coffee table, like on the table,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: like above it. And he's so distraught that he leaves,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: takes a bunch of fentanyl and then dies on a
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: baseball field. Like he wandered into a baseball field at
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: night and died on it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: So that's more like maybe a roast or something. If
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I was like roasting him. Oh, that's just a horrible
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: fucking thing to say.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Uh, I saw.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I could have delivered that joke better.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: What if it was something like, I saw that guy
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: rounding home run with my mom. Oh yeah. So then
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I died on a base, something, you know, because they
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: call it like first base, second base, third base and
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: home run. Like if you're sleeping with someone, something like that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not a joke teller in that way. My kind
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: of comedy style is less jokes and more like, this
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: is something really uncomfortable that I'm about to tell you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing with my, like my Santa, I,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'm better when I'm like talking to people.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: That's why I like when I did my improv, I
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: really had fun with it, but I want to try
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: to find, I want to do long form improv to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: where it's like, We're going to have a full scene.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: That's like a 15 or 20 minute scene. And these
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: are the care. And then you come up with that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I want to do long form improv.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I want them to like the audience to already know
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: who I am so I can cut to the chase.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: So maybe if I get like a like say there's
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: like a five minute set, I bring out like a
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: like a TV and I do like a 30 second
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: like montage of my life.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I say, why stop at 30 seconds? I say, if
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: it's a five-minute set, do a four-and-a-half mini-doc about your life.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: After it's done, I'm like, what.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Did you guys think? What did you guys think of that?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Improv is like, and I'm a plumber that watched a documentary.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everybody.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: So, no, I need to work on comedy if I'm
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: going to think I'm going to do comedy. The last
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: thing I was going to say about the Batman thing is, Oh,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: the wife's point of view. And I love that. That
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: makes me so interested because like we've talked about like
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: hit men or whatever. They're not just talking about killing
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: somebody like they are also like, oh, I oh, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: forgot to like pick up like Susie from daycare. You
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? They have other stuff going on.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Well, then part of it, too. She's always so scared
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: because these people are getting murdered. Yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: And.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Harvey Dent's trying to figure out who's doing it. And
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: she's like, are you going to get murdered? So then
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: every night she's just fucking like worried, you know? So yeah, it's,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: it's wonderful.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: So if you were a hit man and you worked
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: for like an organization, like a mob kind of thing,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: and you were like, oh, I just like took out this,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: this rival member of a mob or whatever. And you're like,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I just really need to go on vacation. Like, can
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I have like a week off? is that your boss
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: is going to be like, yeah, like I'm really proud
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: of you. Like you, like you really put.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: In the extra hours and it shows.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Like you fed that guy to the lions. I think
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: that was wonderful work, you know, and actually look at the,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and you have a, you know, hit man of the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: month on the wall.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Do they do shit like that?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Like they should, they should, like somebody has, there's paychecks.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Like we talked about with the Taliban, the Taliban has
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: like payroll and HR. Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Or scheduling time off. Like, Oh, So-and-so, oh, they can't
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: do the suicide bomb. They're actually stabbing.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Their son has a soccer game that day, so they're
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: kind of busy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Can we rearrange your second... Oh, your fifth marriage into.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: That's bad.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Anything else going on with you, Andy?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I'm really excited.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: That was an awesome introduction to Batman comics.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: The only thing I would say is that's such... It's probably...
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it might be i think the best batman comic out
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: there maybe but it's not my personal favorite one the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: only thing is if you start with that one you're
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: gonna love it but then it's gonna be hard to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: find other ones that you really like but i i've
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: probably only read maybe 10 i mean like there's so
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: many out there i don't know.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You know so so we learned a lot today batman
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: comics stuff okay when i say i like the word
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: cunt i like it like in a positive term Like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I like to be like, oh, like, oh, those sunglasses
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: are serving cunt.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've never heard that saying.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing people say.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Or, like, if a woman's wearing, like, six-inch stilettos with, like,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: a pointy top and her eye, like, eye makeup is, like, like,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: swinged out.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: A little bit.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, sure, yeah. She just looks like, like, Cruella de
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Vil is serving cunt. Oh, okay. Like, she's slaying the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Boots house down. So, but here's the difference again between
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: like gay men and straight men is like, if I
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: go in there and I'm like, Hey Kathy, Oh, your
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: sweater is serving cunt. Yeah. If you say that, Hey Kathy,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: smell it. Like you just like, and you fumble it
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: and you're like smelling good.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Like what?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't come out right. No.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Anyways.
• 37:49
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• 38:07
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• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I'm Andy Dent.
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