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The holidays are FAST approaching · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I feel like every time you walk into a store,
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  Speaker 1: we're starting to see all of the holiday decorations of
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  Speaker 1: all sorts. And so I came across this thing and
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  Speaker 1: it's nine things that your family members will say to
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  Speaker 1: you that kind of give that they're insecure. So with
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  Speaker 1: some of these like family parties and family functions coming up,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that you're not alone. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: else's family can suck too. so here are some things
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  Speaker 1: that like maybe an aunt or an uncle or a
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  Speaker 1: cousin might say to you at a family party just
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  Speaker 1: to like embarrass you or get under their skin or
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  Speaker 1: under your skin but just take the mental note that
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  Speaker 1: it's about them and not about you so once that
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  Speaker 1: hit you just wouldn't get it Like, oh, well, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have kids, so you don't understand. Or you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a real job.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a tough one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Real job. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, another one.
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  Speaker 2: I've learned that one before.
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  Speaker 4: One time I was on a lunch with a friend,
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  Speaker 4: and we were just starting out, and I had got
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  Speaker 4: the first real job out of both of us.
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  Speaker 2: And then I went to go pay, and she was
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  Speaker 2: going to pay. I go, no, no, I'll pay. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: I go, when you get a real job, you pay.
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  Speaker 1: Ouch. oh yeah that burns especially if you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: like get your footing in like the real.
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  Speaker 3: Life but family they like to drop it in front
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  Speaker 3: of all the other families so you you want to
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  Speaker 3: be defensive but you can't you shouldn't be defensive.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly meanwhile by the way i paid with a coupon
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  Speaker 4: i paid with a gift card.
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  Speaker 2: I remember the gift card life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah don't forget about us now And that one hits
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  Speaker 1: for me because I played sports in college and I
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  Speaker 1: went to different states and different stuff. So when I
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  Speaker 1: would come home, I would be like, okay, I got
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  Speaker 1: to go back to school. I'd be like, well, don't
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  Speaker 1: forget about us.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I got to do my thing.
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  Speaker 2: Stop trying to guilt trip me.
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  Speaker 5: Aunt Mel.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that one necessarily means they're insecure.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they just miss you and think you have got
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  Speaker 1: big things going on.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, you know, it's the
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  Speaker 2: tone though. Somebody said it in a nice way.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget where you came from.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. That's different. You're getting too big for your britches coming. Exactly. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: This one. You're acting so different.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And like for me, sometimes I'm like, that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: the goal. Like, do you want me to stay the same?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second. Rachel, you got one? What do
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  Speaker 2: you got, Rachel?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So every time I go to see my family and
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  Speaker 5: my grandma's there, she always asks me how my ugly
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  Speaker 5: boyfriend's doing and if I'm still with him.
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  Speaker 2: I love your grandma. She sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 5: We've literally been together four years, so now, like, whenever
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  Speaker 5: my boyfriend is over, too, he, like, heads it at
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  Speaker 5: the pass and is like, yep, grandma's still ugly.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad he's got a good sense of humor about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's your ugly boyfriend doing it. Thanks, Rachel.
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  Speaker 2: Grandma's awesome. Thanks a lot, Rachel. Thanks a lot, Rachel.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that a thing? Have you guys heard that before?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that an Instagram thing? Thanks a lot, Rachel. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my God. Let's see if we can find it. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: what else you got, Peyton? Okay, this one.
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  Speaker 1: Are you too good for us now? Yeah, you miss
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  Speaker 1: one family function and suddenly like you're just you can't
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  Speaker 1: you can't be caught, can't be seen anymore. You just
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  Speaker 1: don't need that to be happy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, when you're talking about like, well, I'm working, I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to do exactly right. Like trying to get a house.
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  Speaker 3: No one asked.
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  Speaker 2: It's my goals. Can I present this to you, please?
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  Speaker 2: This is this video, this little girl. Thanks a lot,
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  Speaker 2: you idiot. Thanks a lot, Rachel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: seen that. Thanks a lot, Rachel. That's so funny. Go ahead, Peyton. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. You used to be a lot less uptight. So, like,
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  Speaker 1: in translation, you used to let us do whatever we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to you. You used to let us say whatever
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to you. But now you got a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Evan, you got one to add to this list?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I'm at my family reunion.
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  Speaker 3: My aunt just has to remind everybody that I slept
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  Speaker 3: with my cousin's best.
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  Speaker 2: Friend at her wedding.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: And this was like six years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she just typed in your love. No, she's clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Projecting onto me that her own husband has been remarried
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  Speaker 3: like three times.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: It's silly.
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  Speaker 4: Now, do you think she said maybe you're missing the
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  Speaker 4: point of view here? Have you been laid since then?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she's like, oh my God, Evan. Evan hasn't been
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  Speaker 2: with anyone in six years. You can do it. You
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  Speaker 2: did it in six years. Get back out there. Get
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  Speaker 2: out there, Evan.
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  Speaker 1: Which wouldn't necessarily be appropriate for an aunt to point
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  Speaker 1: out anyway.
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  Speaker 2: All right, dude. Thanks for calling in. Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm family, so.
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm your mom, so I can say that. My
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  Speaker 1: mom does that a lot. I'm like, girl, no, you can't.
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  Speaker 4: Family reunions, things you're going to walk into in the
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  Speaker 4: holidays that they're going to say to you that just
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  Speaker 4: let it go.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you get a pregame. Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Walk in there. For sure. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Two more.
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  Speaker 1: You need to move on. Whether that was like a relationship,
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  Speaker 1: a family issue, instead of actually address it. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: that was 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Forget about it. That's good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Last one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's just what parents do. I feel like this
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  Speaker 1: is kind of like the parent version of like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm family. So it's basically using parenthood just to like
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  Speaker 1: justify overstepping a boundary.
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  Speaker 2: All right, very good. If there's one of these you
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  Speaker 2: Choosing Texas.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like if the mashed potatoes are really good,
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  Speaker 3: I'm good with all that candy.
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  Speaker 2: You should have a song that's choosing to text us.
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  Speaker 2: Choosing to text us. You can call us. You can
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  Speaker 2: call us or you can choose to text us.
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  Speaker 5: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: All right. It's John J.
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  Speaker 1: Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Just when I thought I got him to fall in
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  Speaker 3: love with Tennessee.