Latest / Untraditionally Lala / and #PumpRules Super Fan Emma Tillinger Koskoff

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and #PumpRules Super Fan Emma Tillinger Koskoff · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: What's up, babes.
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  Speaker 2: It's Lalla Kent with Randall. We are back for another
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: amazing week. Hold on, Lalla whoa. Let me just set
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  Speaker 2: the stage, very aggressive. Let me set the stage. Let
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: me set the stage for our listeners right now, because
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: they have no clue it is for me. Middle of
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: the morning, nine forty five aup for La La. She's
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: still sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: Randall wakes up and he sees my eyes are just
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: like the slightest bit open, and he is just a
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  Speaker 1: big presence in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine that that's.
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  Speaker 1: Him this and I have to like kind of pat
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  Speaker 1: my mouth with my shoes finger, like, just keep it
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  Speaker 1: down a bit because since I got pregnant, I like
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: sleep until ten thirty eleven o'clock. My body is just
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: like we don't don't look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Like, well, turn that your emma was always ten eleven o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a fucking line as to go to
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  Speaker 1: the gym at nine nine am. That means I have
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: to be up at eight thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, let's not get into that early.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have kids, Like what am I waking?
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  Speaker 2: Let's not get naught. I'm not going to get into a.
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  Speaker 1: Battle thirty for someone who doesn't have a nine to
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  Speaker 1: five job, just to wake up to be like, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I'll work out now, Like, come on, throw me
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  Speaker 1: a freaking bone here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, As I said, I'm not going to get into
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  Speaker 2: it with a pregnant woman.
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  Speaker 1: Good idea.
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  Speaker 2: So I want to say that, yes, I do wake
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  Speaker 2: up because I'm a happy person. So I woke up
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  Speaker 2: this morning as I usually do, and I look at
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  Speaker 2: her and I say, happy Tuesday. And for those of
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  Speaker 2: you who don't know, Torpedo Tuesday's tack o'kay on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: I'm bringing Torpedo Tuesday back today. That is when for
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  Speaker 2: those of you that don't know I used to back
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  Speaker 2: in the day on my Instagram, just go off on
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  Speaker 2: Torpedo Tuesday. It's the happiest day. It's it's the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of the end of the week. Doesn't make sense, but whatever, Tim,
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  Speaker 2: don't roll your eyes. I will come across.
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  Speaker 1: This undreing thinking like the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Torpedo Tuesday is a happy fucking day.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, Tim, Yeah, my friends would
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  Speaker 1: show me Torpedo Tuesday videos from Randall and I'd be
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  Speaker 1: like God, it makes so much sense why I blocked him.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, I forget that you haven't blocked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be like, I love this, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: he says that about my post too. Hey, Rand, let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about let's.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about it. I am fucking so happy I heard it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel so good in the morning. It's like the
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  Speaker 2: day is starting. You never know what's gonna happen. It
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: could be a shitty day, it could be a great day.
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  Speaker 2: But today it's gonna be a good day.
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  Speaker 3: This is not coffee induced. I just want everybody to know, by.
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  Speaker 2: The way, I don't drink caffeine exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You did for like a week crock.
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  Speaker 2: That's not funny at all.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it kind of was by way.
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  Speaker 2: Uh No, I just you only have a lot of energy,
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  Speaker 2: and you know you you uh, you bring the best
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  Speaker 2: out of me.
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  Speaker 1: Timbo. What'd you do this weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're doing some improvements to the house, so it
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  Speaker 3: was mainly it was mainly working on that. I went
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  Speaker 3: to your house for a couple hours to work for
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  Speaker 3: a little bit, so I know we had a work
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: day we did. Yeah, okay, nothing extraordinary this weekend. There's
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  Speaker 3: no place to go where are you gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Not true? I disagree. Well let's talk.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I did. I took the family to
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  Speaker 3: the beach and I made a picnic lunch.
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  Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: So that was nice.
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  Speaker 1: See it's the little things like that. I was in
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  Speaker 1: Utah and bro, they don't give it fuck. It is
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  Speaker 1: like coronavirus.
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  Speaker 2: What indoor dining. Indoor dining is opened in the Palm
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  Speaker 2: Springs in San Diego and Riverside and Santa Barbara. So now,
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  Speaker 2: like I think we're about a week away, they're saying
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  Speaker 2: or two weeks away from La County opening indoor dining.
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  Speaker 2: So that's that makes you feel like a little more normal,
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  Speaker 2: being able to go into a restaurant when it's on
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and twelve degrees outside and have a meal.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I don't mind eating outside, but we've
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  Speaker 1: had this heat wave.
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  Speaker 3: I prefer it actually, Like I hope this is permanent.
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  Speaker 1: No, I love, it's the best.
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  Speaker 2: Permanent I know.
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  Speaker 3: But I hope that this like gives restaurants the idea
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  Speaker 3: people like eating outside. So there's more it's la the
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  Speaker 3: weather's pert outside and drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I know, there's nothing like day drinking on a patio
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  Speaker 1: on a fucking Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? I agree with you, Tim.
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  Speaker 2: I was at mister Child's the other night with friends
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  Speaker 2: and I said, this is so nice. It's like New York,
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  Speaker 2: New York City. It's all out tons of door. So
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  Speaker 2: hopefully it'll be a balance, like you'll exatdoor and outdoor,
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  Speaker 2: because why when you're in the most beautiful weather in
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  Speaker 2: the world do we not have more outdoor dining? So
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  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
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  Speaker 3: Also, there are no rooftop restaurants and bars now, there's
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  Speaker 3: like two that I think of what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a few downtown, which like who drives downtown exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Not me. Well, but there is a cute place called
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  Speaker 1: Harriet's on Sunset. That's Ali Melnick.
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  Speaker 2: Let's give a shout out to Alison Melnick Randall. I
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  Speaker 2: love that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you, I'd be like, this guy is
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  Speaker 1: smoking something every morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: All about Tim. When I come in the office every day,
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  Speaker 2: Am I any different than this in the morning? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, I never. That is who you are. I know that,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what I love about you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what about let me tell you about my day today.
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  Speaker 2: Why I'm excited. Okay, so I have you here, we're
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  Speaker 2: doing the podcast together. We're gonna have We're gonna share
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  Speaker 2: a bagel. Very excited, and.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: Then you will go on sharing one.
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  Speaker 2: No, just try to be romantic. It's like sharing a
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  Speaker 2: bagel having a meal.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not sharing.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: Well, that just a on that's out of it. And
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: then I have a meeting with the writer on our
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  Speaker 2: new movie. Then I'm in editing for a few hours
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  Speaker 2: on the movie I just did, and then I have
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  Speaker 2: another meeting, and then I'm coming home and you know
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  Speaker 2: what we're doing this afternoon? What We're going to barbecue
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  Speaker 2: galore where we are picking out our barbecue set for
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: our new backyard, followed by buying a new couch today
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: because you have decided it is time to retire the
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: family room couch as we're waiting for a new family
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  Speaker 2: room done. So today is.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: It's actual last thing. It's the last thing, tim this
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  Speaker 1: fucking couch. Okay, yeah, that because when I met Randall
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: and he had this house, I walked into it and
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, this furniture sucks, Like who bought this?
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  Speaker 1: Not only is it ugly, but it's not even comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: But I want to say something about that house. We
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  Speaker 2: took that house together.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was no, no, but the furniture like when
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  Speaker 1: we were Yeah, the house, we we gutted it, but
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  Speaker 1: like we got it into the and we got new furniture.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: But there's this one couch.
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  Speaker 3: It's I think you have to keep it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm like, I buy by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Randall's personality now it's there.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, you want to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 2: Lala just whatever she says, I grew too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know such a can I tell you when
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  Speaker 1: he came up. There was one day where I was
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  Speaker 1: in the bathtub and we had been like bickering about
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  Speaker 1: something stupid. It's never like a relevant thing to be
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  Speaker 1: arguing about. But he was like, you say these types
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  Speaker 1: of things all the time, So let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want, but I can't. I said, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you just figured it out. You are going to live
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  Speaker 1: a happy life now, Okay, I want to switch. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: wakes up happy still right.
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  Speaker 3: Forgot about everything that happened the day before.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, it's like ground memory, wife, Yeah, it's memory memory.
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  Speaker 2: I want I want to give a shout out. I
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  Speaker 2: don't do this a lot to friends of mine, but
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  Speaker 2: I am going to give a shout out today to
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  Speaker 2: a friend of mine that I am very proud to
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: see him thrive in music and Machine Gun Kelly just
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  Speaker 2: hit his number one, first time ever number one album
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  Speaker 2: in the history of being an artist, and I just
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  Speaker 2: saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't that happen like a week ago.
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  Speaker 2: No, well Friday, It concluded this last Friday, Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: it like he was he was like at number two
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  Speaker 2: for like a bunch of days and then I guess
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how the Billboard works, but basically, by
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  Speaker 2: the end of the week, you have to hit number
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  Speaker 2: one to be number one, and he is a number
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  Speaker 2: one Billboard artist and that is I know, a huge
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  Speaker 2: feat in punk rock or that category, which I guess
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  Speaker 2: is a newer category for him because he used to
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: be more in hip hop, right and him and what
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  Speaker 2: he did with that album and the success he's had
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  Speaker 2: and the vm A you know win that he had.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I just want to say, Colson, you are
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  Speaker 2: an amazing friend and artist, and congratulations. It's a big
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  Speaker 2: deal to be number one. So fuck yeah, as he
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: would say, Wait, and I'm gonna stick my tongue on
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  Speaker 2: ah like he does you have to.
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  Speaker 1: Say yeah, bitch, yeah, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, all right, congratulations calls, congratulations, your whole team.
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  Speaker 2: You are a badass artist, totally okay, pivoting, pivoting?
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  Speaker 1: What are we pivoting to? He was letting you run
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  Speaker 1: the show today because there's so much that I think
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: is happening in your brain.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's talk about the baby for a second,
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: because you now are how many weeks exactly to the
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: day today?
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: I am in my second trimester. We are four months?
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah I know. And can I tell you guys? Is
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: the baby right now?
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  Speaker 4: Shah?
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  Speaker 1: We looked him? Should we look on my what to expect?
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: App this is my favorite thing to do.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: Is it bigger than a got me bear? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: She's the size of a pair today.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see the picture, so it's pretty significant.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: No post this picture?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Like you can you can feel some meat to a pair?
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? A pair weighs two and a half ounces
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  Speaker 1: and it's four inches long. So fuck yeah. She's growing
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: like a little weed. And I can tell she's going
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: like a weave because I feel nauseous every day, like
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: at night. Now I used to feel it just in
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: the morning, and now it's like I lay in bed
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: and Randa's like want to cuddle, and I just feel
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: like I have to move very slowly toward him.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: Well, late last night, I broke the pregnancy barrier wall.
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  Speaker 1: I have this pregnancy pillow tim that goes from one
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  Speaker 1: side of my foot, wraps around my head to the
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  Speaker 1: other side.
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  Speaker 2: It's like three feet tall, so it's way more than
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: three feet. So what she does is she wraps herself
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: into the barrier. And then I get in bed and
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I guess I'm sleeping alone tonight. And
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  Speaker 2: then I so last night I had enough of this ship,
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: and I took I was proactive, and I said, I'm
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: breaking the pregnancy very well, and she looked at me
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: like I had stolen her child. So I lifted it up,
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  Speaker 2: I pulled her over. She looked at me a little
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: bit of angst, and then she snuggled in and I
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: got about eleven to fourteen minutes before It's.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Not sure you've got an entire episode of The Crown.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: That's over.
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  Speaker 2: That's but anyway, and then great show, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: A phenomenal I can't get enough.
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  Speaker 2: And then she went back into her back into her
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  Speaker 2: protection mode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been replaced by the pillow as a cocoon
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  Speaker 1: for me before I turned into a butterfly. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: So Laa, How are so now expecting mothers out there
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: and people who are planning on having a baby. How
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: is this week compared to the last, because it seems
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  Speaker 2: like your spirit is better. You don't look as sick
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: daily because you would hit walls in the middle of
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: the afternoon. I don't see that as much.
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  Speaker 1: No, but when anybody wants to go and do anything,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I tell them I can't do anything before ten and
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: nothing after four. Like it's very like it's a small
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: window of like, which is kind of normal for me
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  Speaker 1: because I don't really want to do anything before or
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: after those hours, even when I'm not pregnant. Sure, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to call it at a pretty early. But
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  Speaker 1: now it's like physically I couldn't even get myself too.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I just kind of start short circuiting, shutting down. But
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: definitely hormonally, I don't feel as like upset about stuff
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  Speaker 1: right where I feel like out of control, like you're a.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Little more in control of the of the hormone fluctuations.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like they're balancing themselves out, whereas
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: at the beginning, I just wake up sobbing and I'm like,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: why is this life so horrible?
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  Speaker 2: So that's what it was like. She'd wake up some
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: days and she look at me, Ishia, I just don't
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: know why, why life is like this? I go, what
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: do you mean? You live in bel Air and you're
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: having baby with the guy you love?
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  Speaker 5: It?
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  Speaker 2: Just yep, it's hard. I go, you have a fucking
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: rough life. No, No, you know what I learned is
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: because you know you, this is the truth. You want
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: to be there for your partner. You want to love them,
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: you want to you know, embrace their their hormonal fluctuations.
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  Speaker 2: And I wanted to be there and I would get
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: so caught up and I was upset for her and
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: try to be there. But then I realized I'm dealing
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: with hormones and I'm gonna lose. Yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen knocked up?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Where seth Rogan is.
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  Speaker 3: Like, fuck you, hormone.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to your hormone. Like he goes insane. It
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  Speaker 1: makes total sense. It's so good. Yeah, why are there
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: so many great things to watch these days?
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  Speaker 2: You will be.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Careful what you watch when you're pregnant, because anything can
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  Speaker 3: set you over the edge. I was, I was going
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: through some old videos and stuff, and Sarah was pregnant
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  Speaker 3: with Darcy. We watched The Big Sick, which is a comedy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was sobbing the whole time. I mean, it's got
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: some dark parts because it's about like a serious illness,
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: but like, oh no, it's it should not.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Reduce you to dear. No, let me, let me let
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: me say with regard to that. You know, I do
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: agree that things set her off, but now I don't
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  Speaker 2: get caught up, like I'm like, Okay, she's having a moment.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I just need to tell her I love her, that
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: every's gonna be okay, you know, don't get caught up
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  Speaker 2: in the hormone. Just be there for her. And then, like,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: tell me, the thing.
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  Speaker 1: That you could possibly do to a woman who is
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: hormonal when she's complaining about her life even though she
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: lives in bel Air and lives the dream is to
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: point out that she lives the dream, because then it's like, fuck, no,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I do what I'm dealing with right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're invalidating feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: But I was joking when I said that. I know
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: that when you have hormone spikes, it's serious and emotional
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: and hold on. And I have been there for you
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  Speaker 2: every time. I always reach out to you and say
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  Speaker 2: I love you. We're going to get through this and
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: everything's gonna be okay.
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  Speaker 4: Honey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. You're a five star feel and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you never make my feelings seem stupid, So I'm gonna
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: put that out there.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: It's time for our surprise.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, we got to go to a break. Where
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: are we at right now?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's okay, break, all right, we'll let's all say
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: it together. One two threat.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Break and we are back, bagels in hand. Finally, maybe
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: this will wake my ship up a little bit. Randall
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: wants to bring a surprise guest on. They're not answering. Oh,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: he's giving it another Try to him.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I'm excited to call it been forwarded?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Oh denied? Who is it? Your mom? Is it my mom?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Again? No?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Every surprise guest he's had has been my mom the
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: past three weeks.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Always a help. Hello, Hey, who is it Leslie? The podcast?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Leslie?
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: It's Leslie Diane stra Em.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to give them Laala with Randall and we have
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you back. We're just excited you are a surprised guest
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: for this week. We know you're building your fame and
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: your celebrity, so we wanted to help.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: I know, but I only have three five hundred and
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: seventy four people on Instagram.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: That's kind of a why No, it's kind of not.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: I think you people need to like hype the shit.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Out of me, Leslie. You know I love you, but like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: over three thousand people like, what do you even do?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: My god? What the fuck was that? It's my mother?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: She gave birth to me. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: If I said that shit to you?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: She knows, she knows what I mean. Over three thousand followers, you.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Better dial that back. What the fuck do you do? Mom?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: You gave birth to a genius. That's what true.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Buzzy. You know I love Leslie? You know I love you, girl?
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: I know the cats in the mail and one size
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: fits all.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I have a special Leslie. I have a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: special type of love for you. That it was one
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: size does not fit all with my love. What's your
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: plan for the day, Leslie tell us I.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Share what a day in Miami with Leslie Emmett is
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: like today, what have you done today?
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, you're going to be really shocked because I
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: got up this morning and I went swimming naked.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: But I have home.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't shame your mom for being mom.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Don't ever say that again. Please please and wait.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Wait, I take my phone and I will put it
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: in a plastic bag and I put it on my
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: head and I go swimming with my head out of
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: water so I could listen to books on tape.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I love that she does that because they make waterproof headphones.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: You know, she can wear swimming and she has no
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: interest in getting there.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I was going to tell my mom that. I want
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: to say, so, my mom, there are companies out there.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I hope they will listen to this podcast. Please send
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: my mother a wireless waterproof headphone. Oh my god, nineteen
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: thirty six is bad.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: And then when I got them with that, I took
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: the dogs for a walk. No, I took a shower.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Then I took the dogs for walk, and then I
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: sat down for two hours and I did paint by
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: number my new hobby.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like I do another puzzle.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: She kills the puzzle game, by the way.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: So now I'm the I used to be the rem
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: brand of paint by Numbers, but now because I'm the
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: of my age, now I'm the Grandma Moses of paint
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: by Number. And most of your people will have to
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: look that up because it's way before their time.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Mom. I have a question. You make these amazing blankets
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: for the kids for lalla.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Aren't they called Afghans?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Would you ever sell Afghans online to our fans?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I would, but they would be expensive, Randy, they take
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: so much time.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, give us a price. Let's see if we get
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a customer. How the South of Stoke? Give me a
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: price a thousand? How much is an Afghan five hundred thousands?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: I would sell it for like five hundred.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, as you should. You walk around with band
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: aids on every finger from like how the needle and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: thread or yarn has like, not.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Only do my band aids, but I gave myself knitting elbow,
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: so I have to wear a brace on my elbow.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, I can't deal you're awesome. You're
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: one of then I.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Was going to say that lost.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: If I was a full time actress instead of only
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: a part time actress, I wouldn't have to do that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I'd be so busy learning my lines.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta tell you, mom, You've come a long
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: way as an actor. I'm very proud of you, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I want you to continue focusing on your craft. It's
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: your second career. You're a pure bread, thoroughbread, thoroughbread of acting,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm excited to have you in my next movie.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: La La is excited to act opposite you in the
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: next movie. It's a family affair.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I hope she's taking lessons so she can keep up
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Oh who dropped the mic Leslie? Oh my gosh. I
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: freaking love her, so I keep up with her. She's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: such a badassm Yes, Leslie, I take lessons. I take coaching.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Okay. Anyway, I love you, guys, and I'm really glad
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: you called. Well.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I just want to say we were thinking about you
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: this morning. I miss you very much. I haven't seen
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: you since July, and I plan on seeing you next
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: month November.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I love you, guys.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, we love you very much.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Love you less. We love you so much, love you, mome.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: My mom is one of a kind, one of a kind.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I really love her. She is and can I tell
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you we did not click at the beginning. I was like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I don't get her humor. Example, Leslie calls while I'm
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: in Utah. It's me and my mom, and my mom
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: and Leslie are thick, like they are tight as it comes.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Wait last week, yeah, just recently. So she calls and
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I put her on speaker because I think Leslie's a
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: hoot and a half. And I want my friend Olivia
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: and her mom said she just had a baby, so
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: we're just kicking it. I want them to hear her.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I asked, Leslie, how's Boden, your sister's baby. I was like,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: he's so cute that video, and she was like, eh,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: he's like a b minus. Okay, right, So I already
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: know Leslie being Leslie. She's totally fucking around. So when
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I hang up with her and I tell my friend
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like she was joking, she was like she was joking.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I thought she was serious. I'm like, yes, that's what
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I thought. When I first met Leslie, I was like,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: she's too rough around the edges like I need love
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: and to be babied, but now I get her. So
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: she's just like the goat. Leslie's the goat.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that she is. She's my mom is well,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at me as a character. I mean
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: where I come from, there you go. And my dad's
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the same. My dad's equally a character.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: But Ethan Emmett Randall's dad. When you sit down, you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: feel like you're sitting down with the Godfather. It is
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: He gives me a cigar every time, you know, place
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: or he comes out to set or whatever, and we
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: sit and we smoke a cigar. I feel like I'm
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: seventy years old.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Wonderful. My dad. My dad loves the cigars. I mean, boy,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: he really takes pride. I don't know anything about cigars.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Tim loves cigars. But my dad's human ores. I think
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: he's got like ten or twelve of them in the
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: house and they travels with them. So yeah, it's pretty Uh,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: it's pretty impressive. But you know, my dad is a boss,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: and and you know I try to fill those shoes.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: But I think you and I both got super lucky
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: with the in laws. Tim, you're lucky too, you're close
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: with your in laws.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I am, yeah, yeah you are. I'm very lucky.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: You know that that's not a common thing.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: No, no it's not.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's actually super uncommon. Most people, like obviously there's in
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: law jokes for a reason because it's like, oh my god,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I can't deal. But Rand, I think we definitely lucked
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: out at the in lives.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: A three hundred percent. I have one more, one more
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: surprise guest, and this is a guest that I wanted
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: to have on our podcast for a long time. Hello
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: cost cop Telegram.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Emma, I'm so sorry.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, you're on the podcast surprise guest.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: You losers. So funny, it's so funny. I saw it
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: at ten nine fifty nine. I was like, these motherfuckers
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: are calling me.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: To We just called. Look, we just called to say
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: we love you. We haven't heard from you in a while.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Now we're going to have a what the fuck.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend like it's because I got a
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: new number and you don't have it, that I haven't
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: heard from you.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: But whatever, I'm seeing you at fucking one thirty or
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: one o'clock.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll be here. It's the only reason why I'm
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: going to stay.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I love you em love you too, babe.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: How are you feeling?
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I feel I wish that my bump would like really
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: pop because I'm sick of people asking if I have
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: a surrogate, which there's nothing wrong with that. I think
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: that surrogates are angels on Earth. But I don't have one, right,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: so I would like that to happen. But otherwise I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: feel great.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Well, how many weeks are you?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I'm fifteen today, so you're soon soon, soon, It'll possibly,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that's what my mom said. She said it like five months.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: She just all of a sudden was like, hey, there's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're also probably going to carry pretty small.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I would imagine how did you carry Lola? Were you big?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: If you saw me from behind, you would never know
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: I was pregnant. Okay, forty weeks or thirty eight weeks,
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: whatever it was, that's the key. I gained twenty eight
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: pounds total.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Wow, a lot. But you're very similar. You're barely showing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty impressive that you're.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was the same way. I was, like
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: when the hell is this. I don't even believe I'm pregnant.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to worry about it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I said, don't worry.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Don't worry.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm a real quick question and then we're gonna
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: let you go. Because you're a busy, successful powerhouse. When
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you got nominated for two Oscars last year, what big deal?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: What was it like?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Seriously, Well, it was exhilarating and exciting and very proud
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: moments in my life, you know, really really proud of
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: both those films. So yeah, it was a little bit,
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: you know, look to say, I wasn't expecting the Irishman
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: would be a lie, but you know, I was really
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: thrilled when both of them got it, especially Joker for
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Todd and you know, for him for all the work
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: and what a beautiful film he made, you know, so
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I was really happy about that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: The other thing I want to tell you is for
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: people that don't know, Joker and Irishmen were the two
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: movies she produced that were both nominated for Best Picture
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: and only the third woman in the history of cinema,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: which is a gigantic feed. I just it's pretty bad ass.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: She gets to hold that forever and be in the
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: history books, and I think it's cool. And she also
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: historically gets to tell people that she got to work
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: with Randall Emman, and that is a blessing.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: That is, without question the highlight of my career to date.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Silence and Irish I just want to.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: And Irishman, but more importantly, truly the highlight is my
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Vander Pump Rules connection.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, by the way, by the way, nobody.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Knows is what I love about Emma. She hangs out
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: with a list celebrities like it's no fucking.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I gets totally starstruck and freaked out.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I want to, I want to. I want to tell
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: everybody a story. I want to tell everybody's story. So Emma,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: who's this powerhouse who does work with the biggest movie
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: stars from Leonardo DiCaprio to you know, you name it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: The list goes on. It's so crazy to me because
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: when I told Emma that we were filming the season
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: finale of Anner Pump Rules at Tom Tom, let me
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: just tell this, this is so funny that season finale,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: She's like, only God, I'm at dinner right now, are
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: you serious? And she knows the cast, she already knows
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: most of them. Because she's met them or hung out
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: with them with us and kind of friends with a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: few of them. But she's like, the whole cast is
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: gonna be there. I said, every single one she goes,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I need to meet them, but I will not be
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: on cameras, so don't even think about it. And I
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: was like, no, of course not. And then I told
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: the producers I.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Did spot myself.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Did you have me?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It took me.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: It took me a while to watch it because I
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: was so mortified. God only knows, Thank God, thank God,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you'd have to only be.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Me to spot me. Oh, I gotta tell you it
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: was so fun. How fun was that night.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Emma rocking out to the James Wella performance?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Emma. Emma is a true you know, she's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: down for the cause of vander Pump.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: She loves vander Pump. She does. People don't realize she
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: is obsessed. She will text me things when something breaks
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: on vander Pump, some me I don't even know about.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: She'll be like, I am dying and I'm like about what, Emma,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And she's like about the relate and I'm like, stand
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: by la la. Emma wants to know what's going on.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I think it is.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It's awesome, so great.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I just want to tell you we love you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: And I want to also tell you thank you for
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: giving me your husband Nick on my last movie he
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: produced and this one I'm about to do because honestly,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: he is one of the most badass producers and has
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: my back. No, he makes my job. He makes my
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: job ten times he offers me zen he does.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Good, I'm coming. I'm coming for you at one. We
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: gotta we gotta, we gotta hammer out that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Deal, buddy. Okay, it's already closed, Okay, And I want
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: to I want to thank We love see guys. You
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Never you do business with Emma, you get steamrolled gangster.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll see you at one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Thanks Eva. Okay, So anyway, that was fun.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I miss Emma. I'm so excited to see her today.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: And I will tell you it's crazy to me sometimes
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: law that your show, and I guess should be crazy
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: because it's a great show. But how many big stars,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: big Hollywood players, athletes, all types people. There are a
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: lot of big fans out there, and Emma was like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: one of the most surprising when I met her. So
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: many years ago. I mean she when I say a fan,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: she's not just like, oh my god, I love vander Pump.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: It's fun to watch. She's like, what happened to Jack?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you for real? We're like we
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: were in the middle. We would be making Irishmen and
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: we'd be on set and she would come up to
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: me and say things like did you talk to Lala?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: And you want to want you know, It's just it's amazing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I want to say a couple of things. The first
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: one is being a part of vander Pump I will
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: forever be grateful for. But Timbo and Rand being a
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: part of a reality show has been humbling for me
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: because I never imagined myself doing it. I was going
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: to be an actress. I've been in the arts since twelve.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: So for me, it was like kind of tucking my
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: tail between my legs, like I guess we're doing this
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: instead now, you know? And I am grateful, like it's
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: led to a lot of great things for me, but
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: there's like.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: A stigma attached to it as well, of course.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And I used to watch reality TV and I was
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: entertained by it, but it was like, but those like
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be one of those people, you know,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: and here I am. So I was humbled by it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So to hear people like I'm the cask Off, be
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like I'm such a fan, it's like thank you to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: hear that, you know, I'm not just like some show
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: pony joke.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Babe. First of all, you'll have to remember, I know
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: you don't look at it always this way, but you know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I always say this about vander Pump, and I always
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: say it about any any television show, reality show in
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the universe. And you know, I was fortunate enough to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: be part of you know, Power and six years on television.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: But I just want to say this. When you have
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: a show like vander Pump Rules that's been on for
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: is it not eight seasons so far?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Eight seasons?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Eight?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I mean this is tim I mean, I mean it's
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: so rare. It's like it's lightning in a bottle. And
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's a scripted show or an
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: unscript the show like vander Pump, it is lightning in
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: a bottle. It means everybody's doing something magical. And to
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: be on the air for eight years on a major network,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I give you a lot of props, and sometimes you
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: need to give yourself more props than you do because
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: it's a big deal.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: It is a huge deal, And I just want to say,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I now understand why when I came on to vander
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Pump season four, why all of the the ogs were like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: who the fuck is this bitch? Because they had created something,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: and granted, you bring new people on, and you do
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: feel like, Okay, well they were brought on because they're
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: obviously needed. But then, you know, take me into my
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: fifth season, season eight of the show, and they're bringing
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: all these new cast members on. The start hearing like, oh,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: they think they're gonna, you know, do this in the show,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: and it's like a boo boo honey. Like Charlie, her
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: whole thing was, they're jealous and intimidated because I'm young,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: which is such a stupid insult. It's like, you also
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: get old. We all have birthdays, all right, She's like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: because I'm young, younger and prettier and skinny. Like, first
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: of all, if I want to see someone young, pretty
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and skinny, I'll just look in the fucking mirror, all right, okay,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Or I'll go like hang out with my friends and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'll go see them young, pretty and skinny like that
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't intimidate me, And like cascof intimidates me, Bethany fucking
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: frankl intimidates me. All Right, when you have a successful
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: business and you do something worthwhile, I'll be intimidated by you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Young pretty and skinny doesn't really make me intimidated. So
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you just see these ponies that are like they just
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: want to recreate what they've already seen, like, oh, young
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: pretty and skinny.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Where to have I heard that from my own mouth
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: when I first came on to vander pump you know, like,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. So I do have ownership.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I peed on the show. It is officially my territory.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I agree. We're gonna take a break now that I've
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: been on my You should see Tim's face. He's just
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: staring at me. Let's go to a break and we'll
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: be back with voicemails.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: And we're bad.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, give them laala with oh spooky wellowey.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: No.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Next week, we're doing a Halloween edition, okay, and I
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: want everybody to know one thing. We're giving out a
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: two and fifty dollars pumpkin certificate for a listener.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Wow more, Okay, cool, I think that's awesome. Yeah, okay, listen,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I get this DM from this chick, and I get
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of cool dms. Right, But like, I want
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the voicemails. I want to be able to play their
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: question on the podcast. So please remember you guys to
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: call in. The number is eight six six La La pod. Okay.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So I send her a message back. I'm like, oh
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: my god, you have to call in. So she calls in.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Here's the first voicemail. I'm obsessed with this question.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Hi La La, Hi Randall. This is me Shall calling
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: and I love love, love, love love you guys' podcast.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: So I was listening in and I actually saw and
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: heard that La La, you guys are do April fifth.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: So funny story, I'm actually doing April sixth. How crazy
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: is it that we're like do a day apart. But
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: the reason for my call is because I'm fifteen weeks
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: pregnant and I'm actually not showing at all, and all
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: my friends and family are kind of like worried. They're like,
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: you need to put some weight on, Like how come
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: you're not showing? But I want to see if you
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: guys had any advice on the differences from body changes
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: from soon to be moms from mom to mom, Like
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: when do some women start to show? When do some
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: women not start showing? Like how come some people are
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: showing a little later than others. I'm like to love
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: me advice, please share with me. Thank you, dude.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: So she has the same issue that I'm not issue.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: But you start bump comparing. I know it sounds so strange,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: and people bump shame you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: It's fucked up.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It's so bottoblez.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: A lot of your doctor says you're okay, You're okay.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Don't listen to your friends, right right.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Well, nobody should be shaming anybody exactly. That's wrong.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Well no, and like there are certain comments that you see,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like you try to avoid them. But there was the
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: picture of me, Brittany and Stossy and there was one comment.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Of course, it takes like a hundred good comments to
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: weigh out one bad one. I didn't see a hundred,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: so I'm still focused on the one bad one. And
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it was like, well, at least Stossy and Brittany are
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: being healthy during their pregnancy, And I was like, that
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: is so rude, Like fuck you. So I can this girl.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I vibe with her because she's the exact word do
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: One day apart, we're both fifteen weeks and her family's
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: worried because she's not showing. But I went into my
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like if her OB is not saying like
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: something to be concerned about, then there's nothing to be
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: concerned about, exactly right, exactly like I wouldn't even worry
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: about the bump.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: No, people show at different times, Like everyone's different.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Everyone's different. It doesn't mean anything. And actually, on the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: the app that I use What to Expect, there's like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a whole video that goes through like one hundred different
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: bumps that are like and at the end it's like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: don't worry about your bump, you know, like they all
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: look different.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And my.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: OBI was like, stop worrying about the freaking bump. It'll come.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Your baby's healthy, it's heartbeat is awesome. And then I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, we're good. I'll just keep wearing
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: baggy clothes so that I don't have to worry about it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: So to our caller, Michelle, don't worry about it. If
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: your OB is saying that the baby's healthy, the bump
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: is just something that you know, we can make look
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: cute earlier on if we get it at you know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: four months, which we're not.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Next question.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: I love that, Randall. I'm so excited for you guys
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: that you're having a girl. Oh my gosh, it's so exciting.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: I'm from Boston and my name is Gina, and I
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: just started listening to your podcast, and again, I'm so
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: excited for you. But I wanted to tell you one thing.
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: When I gave birth. This is like my favorite thing.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That I did.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: I put around at the hospital.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I put those little boat of.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: Candles all around the room and it made it so
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: much more relaxing for everyone. And I had them shut
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: off the top really bright lights and it just kind
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: of made it the room really relaxing and really calm
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: and kind of then, so that is my suggestion for you,
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: and I hope you have an amazing pregnancy. It really
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: has had to get My daughter, Natalie is a mentals
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: and it's the best thing in the entire world. Okay,
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: thank you so much, And I hope.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That is really cool. I actually love that idea. I
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: don't know if the hospital that we are having the
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: baby will let us light it up like that. But
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: if any candle company wants to send us some candles,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I will light it up in our house and then
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: when the baby comes, I'll bring them to the hospital
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and maybe I love to.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Get that big bright and both hospitals are fluorescent lighting
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: like that babe has been snug in a womb for
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: nine months and then it's just like, oh.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: My god, that face. Everybody was epic. Wait, let me
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: get a picture so I can post that. No, no, no,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: that was special. Just the baby comes out and oh
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: my god, wait hold it, do a video, do a video. Wait, wait, wait,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: hold on, okay, and the baby comes.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Out, baby comes out like.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: The amazing Oh my god, I'm posting that. You better
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: after the episode, of course, people want to see that.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I need a still picture of that too.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It was too good, law, It's one of the best fights. Okay,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: wait one more time the baby comes out and it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Can I see it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what a new guys, I cannot wait. Just
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: go to my answering a page and I'll have this
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: picture posting.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: You're rude.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: It is so adorable. Okay, but but I do agree
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: with you that when the baby does come out, you know,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea, and we're definitely gonna
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: see if we can get that approved because it's gonna
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: be jarring, right, yes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, And what's sad is they don't even know what's
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: about to fucking hit them in a few years, you know, life.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: So let's let's at least turn the lights out when
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: they're born.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You know, great, great idea. Oh guys, I have to
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: say something. I've really enjoyed this morning session. I think
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: we need to do mornings more often.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: The mornings are good. Knock them out, get them done.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: You think you're one with the people out and working,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you know, working, We are working, That's.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: What I mean.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm one with you guys. Oh, we're
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: the working people.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have a job right now. First of all, Evolution,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: feel free to call me and let me know what
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the fuck is happening.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Oh God, here we go, Evolution. She loves you, and bravo,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: she loves you.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Really, you think Evolution doesn't know my sense of humor
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: by now?
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Oh they know. All you gotta do is go back
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: to seasons.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: There's so many times where I lose my shirt on them,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: and then I'll text and be like, I'm really sorry.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: They're like Lauren or la la we know you. It's
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: all good.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: First of all, I think you guys are gonna be
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: going back soon when later, and I'm excited. And by
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: the way, you do have a job. You work your
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: ass off on your makeup, lind you work your ass
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: off on a lot of other ventures that are happening.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Then you're not gonna. Let me say, I'm very proud
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: of you.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: But the new year is going to be awesome, you know,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty kind of what's that song?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Thanks Me over Everything?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you guys for sure have kids, for sure.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. All right, this was.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, We've had fun. I want to thank everybody for listening.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And uh and and I'm working hard on the talking
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: over people disorder.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I want all all of us also the throat clearing.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that. It's really annoyab It's like at home.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I'm criticized.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: No, Tim, I'm not taking a position on this.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Wow, how pc of you, How progressive of you to
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: stay silent.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I like it. So next week we're going to have
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: a Halloween podcast already, and the following week we're going
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: to have an election podcast. We're going to bring on
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: somebody who can.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Really shed some I'm sure there's nothing more than people
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: would want to hear then law law discuss politics. I'm
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: sure they're really just.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: That we're going to want to hear your position on things,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: and just.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm voting for Lauren Birningham.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's me. You got my vote. And on
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: that note, we're gonna wrap it up.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Let's wrap it up. I hope that you guys have
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: an awesome rest of the week. Happy motherfucking hump Day,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Have a cocktail for me, and we'll catch you next week.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Hi Randall, Hi La La, and hello probably Tim.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to say congratulations on the baby. I'm
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: so excited for you and Brittany and Saucy and I
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: can't wait to see the future. Congratulations again.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Bye, Thank you so much, My loves. To everyone who
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: has already called in to leave us messages, please keep
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: them coming because we love hearing from you. Call us
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: anytime at eight sixty six La La Pod. That is
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: eight six six La La Pod. I mother effing love you.