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Marrying A Menendez Brother and RHOC Controversy · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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Speaker 1: I got it on Dundale Cars.
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Speaker 2: Lift?
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Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else. Hello and
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Speaker 1: welcome to Extra Juicy, Juicy Scoop. That's right. This is
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Speaker 1: where I go through the week, talk about some of
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Speaker 1: the shows that happened, what was maybe a lot of
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Speaker 1: people buzzed about or not. I also get into some
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Speaker 1: more personal stuff. In this one, I have some juicy
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Speaker 1: stories about my life from the past 15 years with
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Speaker 1: some housewives and things that reminded me of them and
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Speaker 1: watching their latest episodes. So let's get into it. First,
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Speaker 1: I just want to say, yes, Ryan Seacrest did have
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Speaker 1: somewhat of a scandal, not compared to other men his age,
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Speaker 1: but there was some accusation made by, I believe, a
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Speaker 1: wardrobe assistant at E. There was an investigation, but I
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Speaker 1: guess there was not enough to get him in trouble.
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Speaker 1: It was unfounded or whatever. So when I say that
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Speaker 1: I think he has a pretty clean record in this
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Speaker 1: industry for a man his age, yeah, I stand by that.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it now. I did watch
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Speaker 1: most of Real Housewives of OC. I know I haven't
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Speaker 1: covered it that much, but I did watch it and
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Speaker 1: I really got invested in the Heather Dubrow, IMBD, Taylor
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Speaker 1: Armstrong scoop. Now, I want to also say, I think
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Speaker 1: one of the nicest compliments I get from doing this
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Speaker 1: podcast is when someone writes on my YouTube or under
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Speaker 1: my Instagram, I don't even watch these reality shows. I
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Speaker 1: don't watch, and just like that, I don't watch Housewives.
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Speaker 1: I don't watch Vanderpump. But Heather makes it interesting and
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Speaker 1: why it's a cultural phenomenon. So I will, I'm not
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Speaker 1: going to do like, you know, every little recap of
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Speaker 1: the show, but I will tell you why this is interesting.
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Speaker 1: So Taylor Armstrong, who came over from Beverly Hills, which
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Speaker 1: by the way, I had a long visit with Taylor Armstrong.
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Speaker 1: We were both in New York City. doing the upfronts
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Speaker 1: for Bravo and E. That is where, because I was
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Speaker 1: on Chelsea Lately and also did After Lately, they invited
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Speaker 1: just a couple of us from the show. It was
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Speaker 1: Sarah Colonna, who, by the way, unfortunately, Sarah's dad has
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Speaker 1: passed away. So send her some love as a girl
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Speaker 1: who has also lost a dad to cancer. It doesn't
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Speaker 1: matter that they're I mean, I, you guys know, it
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Speaker 1: just is a really hard, hard thing. And even when
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Speaker 1: your loved one is suffering and even when they've lived
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Speaker 1: a full life, um, you know, I always, I was
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Speaker 1: just like, no man will ever love me the way
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Speaker 1: my dad did. He just absolutely adored me. And I
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Speaker 1: know that Sarah's dad did too. So just reminding me
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Speaker 1: of that. So give her love, keep her in her,
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Speaker 1: in your prayers. So Sarah Colonna, Brad Wallach, another son
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Speaker 1: that was just brought up. Where's Brad Wallach? Brad Wallach
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Speaker 1: was the redhead on Chelsea lately. I think he just
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Speaker 1: did Chris Franjola's show, so check that out, cover to cover.
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Speaker 1: He is a great guy. We always had so much
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Speaker 1: fun working on the show together. But even though he
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Speaker 1: appeared on the show, he was also an executive, and
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Speaker 1: he went on to do other shows like David Spade's
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Speaker 1: show that ended because of COVID. And so, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I think he's just still in the behind-the-scenes part of entertainment.
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Speaker 1: And he... is great. We've run it. We've had a
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Speaker 1: couple of lunches over the years with this other guy, Tom,
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Speaker 1: who was the other EP and they work together and
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Speaker 1: we're all good. Love him to death. Anyway. So Brad,
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Speaker 1: myself and Sarah went to the upfronts, which was like,
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Speaker 1: you meet these advertisers and it's just like a big thing.
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Speaker 1: And it's a fun trip. And Taylor Armstrong was there
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Speaker 1: and I had just finished reading her book. And I
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Speaker 1: believe this is after, unfortunately, God, I don't remember. I
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Speaker 1: would have to go back and look at the time.
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Speaker 1: But for those of you who don't know, this girl,
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Speaker 1: Taylor Armstrong, was on Beverly Hills Housewives. And she had
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Speaker 1: this husband named Russell. And Camille Grammer revealed while they
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Speaker 1: were filming at Lisa Vanderpump's house that he hits her.
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Speaker 1: A very dark moment. And that's where the famous sign
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Speaker 1: of Camille Grammer goes. And now we've said it. Now
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Speaker 1: we've said it. And it appears that some of the
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Speaker 1: other people may have known, like Adrian Maloof or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and didn't bring it up on camera, was respecting the situation.
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Speaker 1: So it got out with that. They ended up getting divorced,
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Speaker 1: or they were in the midst of a divorce, and
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Speaker 1: he unfortunately killed himself. She then went on to marry
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Speaker 1: her attorney, and they've been married for a long time,
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Speaker 1: and they live in Orange County. And they raised their
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Speaker 1: daughter who must be like 16 now. And she's the
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Speaker 1: first crossover to get on Real Housewives of OC, which
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Speaker 1: is like a big deal for you to go from
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Speaker 1: one franchise to the other. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed her.
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Speaker 1: We went back to my hotel room. She was so
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Speaker 1: shocked that I had read her book. She's like, wow.
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Speaker 1: And then I brought up other Housewives books and she's like, wow,
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Speaker 1: you really like know how to read. And I mean,
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Speaker 1: it's shocking to me that When you absolutely know someone
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Speaker 1: and they're a co-star, you personally know them, you grew
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Speaker 1: up with them, and they write a memoir, why you
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Speaker 1: wouldn't go grab that book and read it in fucking
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Speaker 1: six hours? I mean, literally. She's like, none of my
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Speaker 1: housewives have read my book. I'm like, oh, my God. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: it was pretty juicy. She grew up in Oklahoma. She
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Speaker 1: came out to L.A. And, you know, met Russell. It
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Speaker 1: was definitely like looking for a rich guy. I can't
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Speaker 1: remember the show that much. But anyway, last night she
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Speaker 1: revealed that she is bisexual and had a girlfriend for
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Speaker 1: five years before getting married to this guy, Russell. So
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Speaker 1: kind of interesting. Anyway, she gets on the show and
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Speaker 1: she tells Heather Dubrow. Heather Dubrow is, you know, a
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Speaker 1: former actress married to a plastic surgeon. Tells Heather Dubrow,
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Speaker 1: oh my God, I am so excited. I am doing
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Speaker 1: this movie in Oklahoma. They have offered me a part. It's,
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Speaker 1: you know, a big deal movie and there's actually a
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Speaker 1: part for you and I brought them up to you
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Speaker 1: and they are interested. And I just think since you're
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Speaker 1: a real actress, Heather, you'd want to be in it.
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Speaker 1: And Heather's like, I don't know what this part is.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't just give parts away. I mean,
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Speaker 1: There's a whole thing. How many hours do I have
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Speaker 1: to work? How many days do I have on hair?
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Speaker 1: Can I choose my own hair and makeup? Are there
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Speaker 1: days for pickups? Is it SAG-AFTRA? Is it union? What
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Speaker 1: is my transportation there? Do I have my own personal
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Speaker 1: driver from set? She's like going off. We're like, we
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Speaker 1: get it. We get it. You're a legit, real actress.
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Speaker 1: So then Taylor and Tamra start to kind of rip
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Speaker 1: on Heather Dubrow and that these producers want Heather to
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Speaker 1: put herself on tape reading the part. And she's like,
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Speaker 1: isn't it weird that they just gave it to me
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Speaker 1: and then they actually want Heather to audition? And Tamara's
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Speaker 1: being kind of snarky, like, well, let's bring up her IMBD,
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Speaker 1: which is basically your resume online. And she's like, wow,
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Speaker 1: this stuff is from a really long time ago. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: shut up, Tamara. You know what Heather Dubrow's life was.
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Speaker 1: And The same thing happened when Heather Dubrow joined the show.
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Speaker 1: So Heather Dubrow had all these parts. She was a
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Speaker 1: regular on the Jenny McCarthy sitcom, which by the way,
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Speaker 1: had this guy in it who I had a crazy
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Speaker 1: night making out with at Chateau Marmont. And he was
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Speaker 1: a regular in the show. And he told me that
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Speaker 1: he came out here from Chicago with his girlfriend who
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Speaker 1: he was going to marry and And while he was
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Speaker 1: auditioning for roles and whatnot, he'd come home and every
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Speaker 1: day she was watching the Menendez trial. Her name was Anna.
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Speaker 1: She ended up marrying one of the Menendez's. I think
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Speaker 1: it's Eric. He would call the house and tell this guy,
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Speaker 1: this struggling actor, like, put my girlfriend on the phone, motherfucker.
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Speaker 1: And he was like, what is happening? They break up.
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Speaker 1: She marries him. And the Menendez brother ended up cheating
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Speaker 1: on her, even though they never had conjugal visits. He
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Speaker 1: cheated on her later on because I remember seeing a
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Speaker 1: special on it. And she's like, I don't know what
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Speaker 1: we're going to tell our friends. They're going to be
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Speaker 1: so disappointed in him. And I'm like, your friends?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: Did you put them on speakerphone? You'd have like a
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Speaker 1: dinner party? But some other girl started to write him
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Speaker 1: and visit him and that's so she broke up with him. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: I always thought that was just so funny that a
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Speaker 1: girl would cheat on a struggling actor with a person
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Speaker 1: who was accused of murdering both their parents. Okay. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: he was on the Jenny McCarthy show too. I auditioned
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Speaker 1: for the Jenny McCarthy part to be the best friend.
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Speaker 1: And I was very excited because I thought I liked
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Speaker 1: Jenny McCarthy. The part was, they were two Catholic girls
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Speaker 1: that now live in LA from Chicago. And I read
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Speaker 1: for that part and I didn't, I honestly didn't really
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Speaker 1: even come close, but I didn't get it. And Heather
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Speaker 1: Page Kent is what you went by. She got the part.
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Speaker 1: Then I remember Seeing this other show she was in,
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Speaker 1: which was about a 33-year-old woman who goes back to
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Speaker 1: college and Gina Rowlands. or maybe it wasn't Gina Rollins. No,
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Speaker 1: it wasn't Gina Rollins. It was another Ellen Burstein, who's
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Speaker 1: a famous actress, played her mother. And it was like
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Speaker 1: a CBS, 8 o'clock at night, big show. And Heather
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Speaker 1: Page Kent was a star of it. Anyway, so many
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Speaker 1: years back, she gets on the show. Tamara introduces me
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Speaker 1: to her. Oh, before she introduced me to her, I'm
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Speaker 1: watching the show and Alexis Bellino is ripping on her
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Speaker 1: alleged acting career. She is also saying, I've never seen
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Speaker 1: her in anything. Is she really an actress? Being kind
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Speaker 1: of snooty. Because Heather Dubrow had just joined the show.
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Speaker 1: The one and only time I was on Watch What
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Speaker 1: Happens Live, I went on with Tamara because we were
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Speaker 1: very close and she was like, I'm going to get
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Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live and I got you on
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Speaker 1: and I was so excited. And And so I said
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Speaker 1: to Chelsea and my bosses, can I go on Watch
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Speaker 1: What Happens Live? And I'll only miss Monday work because
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be there for the upfronts in New York.
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Speaker 1: That's where I met Taylor. I'm going to spend the night.
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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking this is kind of a crazy weekend.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to spend the night, Sunday night, stay one
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Speaker 1: more day because that Sunday I'm going to do the
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Speaker 1: show with Tamara. And I kind of regret what I wore.
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Speaker 1: I was sort of wearing like a Luann inspired off
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Speaker 1: the shoulder turquoise dress and And I actually never watched
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Speaker 1: it back. It was on my DVR and I kept
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Speaker 1: putting it off to watch it. And then we like
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Speaker 1: switched servers or whatever. And then when I came and
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Speaker 1: everything was erased and all of a sudden we were
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Speaker 1: like Dish Network and we weren't whatever we were before.
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Speaker 1: So I never actually saw my episode that I was on.
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Speaker 1: The one and only time was on Watcher Times Live.
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Speaker 1: Tamara and I go out. We have fun. We have
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Speaker 1: some drinks. That night I had the weirdest fucking dream
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Speaker 1: that I'm like, literally, this guy is on top of me.
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Speaker 1: I feel the hairs of his arms. And it was
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Speaker 1: so creepy. And it was like, I couldn't get him
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Speaker 1: off of me. This was the dream. The next day,
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Speaker 1: my PR person calls me and goes, I know this
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Speaker 1: is a weird thing to ask, but do you have
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Speaker 1: a ghost story? And I'm like, you mean like A
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Speaker 1: & E' s, whatever it's called. It was, what was it called?
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Speaker 1: It was called Celebrity Ghost Story. And I said, it's
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Speaker 1: crazy if you would have asked me two days ago,
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Speaker 1: I would have said, no, I do not. But now
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Speaker 1: that you asked me, I did have a really weird
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Speaker 1: thing happen at the London Hotel in New York this
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Speaker 1: past weekend when I was doing the E upfronts and
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Speaker 1: they watch what happens live. And I tell the story
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Speaker 1: and he's like, okay. And I go, but I'm kind
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Speaker 1: of like not into ghosts and psychics. Like, does this
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Speaker 1: even pay? And he goes, yes, it pays $ 6, 000. And
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I've got a ghost story. So
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Speaker 1: I have to talk to the guy. And I talked
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Speaker 1: to my one friend who like worked on like ghost
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Speaker 1: television or whatever. And she's like, you got to add
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Speaker 1: more to the story. Ghosts always fuck with the heater.
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Speaker 1: So like add that like it was suddenly cold and
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Speaker 1: then it was suddenly hot in the room. And I go, well,
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Speaker 1: I did keep like misplacing my lip liner. And like
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Speaker 1: that was weird. Like I could, the lip liner kept,
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Speaker 1: seemed to be kept moving. And I'm pretty organized when
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Speaker 1: I travel because I do my own hair and makeup.
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Speaker 1: So then as I'm telling the producer, I'm like, so
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Speaker 1: is this guy like a cross-dressing like old rapist that's
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Speaker 1: like into wearing my makeup, but also has hairy arms
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Speaker 1: and like wants to fuck me? It was so weird. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: I got on the show and I remember I lied
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Speaker 1: to the people at Chelsea lately, including Rod Wallach. And
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Speaker 1: I said, oh, Friday, we didn't tape. And I go, Friday,
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be late. I have a doctor's appointment. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: I printed out the directions to the place in Burbank
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Speaker 1: and I forgot to pick it up and it was
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Speaker 1: in the copier at Chelsea Lately. And then when I
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Speaker 1: got there at like 12 o'clock, they were like, we
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Speaker 1: know you lied. We know that you did Celebrity Ghost
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Speaker 1: Stories and that is so fucking cheesy. Like you're such
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Speaker 1: a loser for doing it. And at the time, Diablo
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Speaker 1: Cody was a really good friend of Chelsea's and her
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Speaker 1: husband was working on our show as an editor. And
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Speaker 1: she is the person who wrote Juno. And I think
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Speaker 1: Sarah was going to be in one of her movies.
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Speaker 1: And I remember I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm not into
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Speaker 1: Diablo Cody movie, but it pays $ 6, 000. And that is
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Speaker 1: practically a full year of Catholic school for one of
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Speaker 1: my three kids. And we weren't taping. And so, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's like the executive producer was this woman is like, well,
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Speaker 1: you just have to be really transparent. I'm like, oh
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Speaker 1: my God. Anyway, the show came out and I was
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Speaker 1: so It was so ridiculous because Peter was laughing so hard.
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Speaker 1: He never seen me be like serious in any television
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Speaker 1: thing because he'd only seen my Chelsea lately. And I
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Speaker 1: have to, like they had me keep saying like how
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Speaker 1: scary it was and the arms and how he was
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Speaker 1: pushing his, thrusting his body against mine and how I
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Speaker 1: couldn't find my lip liner. It was just so.
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Speaker 3: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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Speaker 3: know about the drawer.
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Speaker 1: The drawer. Just the one square before bed. Or two,
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Speaker 1: you know. Nobody's watching.
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Speaker 3: You deserve a treat. With eight flavours to choose from,
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Speaker 3: you can choose the flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
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Speaker 2: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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Speaker 2: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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Speaker 2: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
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Speaker 2: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
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Speaker 1: filed against me.
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Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
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Speaker 2: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
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Speaker 2: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
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Speaker 2: I have a work dad. I need a home dad.
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Speaker 1: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
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Speaker 2: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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Speaker 2: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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Speaker 2: happens next.
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Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
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Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
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Speaker 1: not going to pull punches. You can use your voice
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Speaker 1: even if it shakes.
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Speaker 2: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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Speaker 2: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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Speaker 1: Anyway, so when I'm on that Watch What Happens Live,
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Speaker 1: I bring up that, yes, Heather Page Kent is what
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Speaker 1: you went by before Dubrow. I was always going up
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Speaker 1: for the same parts as she and she would get them.
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Speaker 1: There was like another part that she got as well.
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Speaker 1: I cannot remember, but it was definitely the Jenny McCarthy
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Speaker 1: and then something else. And then I saw that, oh,
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Speaker 1: when the actual show came out, I saw the previews
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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that girl at Other Heather
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Speaker 1: because her name was Heather. So then of course she
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Speaker 1: loved me because I stood up for her on the
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Speaker 1: show and she's like, you know, so then I go
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Speaker 1: out to Newport one night and I have dinner with
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Speaker 1: Tamara and Heather at, we go to drinks at her house,
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Speaker 1: the first house that you saw on the show. And
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Speaker 1: the six of us with the husbands go out to eat.
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Speaker 1: It's really fun and we're friendly. And then when I
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Speaker 1: started my Juicy Scoop podcast at podcast one, um, She
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Speaker 1: was like, this is amazing. Do you want me to
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Speaker 1: come on? And she called in. And then her people
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Speaker 1: got her a podcast there, which I thought was great.
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Speaker 1: And then she started her podcast pretty shortly after mine.
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Speaker 1: I want to say within six months. Anyway, when the
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Speaker 1: weird guy at Podcast One, who has passed, Norm Pannis,
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Speaker 1: was caught on tape asking to hold my breasts while
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Speaker 1: I read a third love ad. And I left the
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Speaker 1: show and I eventually shared that audio, which was, I
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Speaker 1: had it because I had all the audio. And I
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Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. He said it was a joke.
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Speaker 1: Is it a joke? And of course people freaked out. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: during that time, I think because she stayed at podcast one,
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Speaker 1: then of course the fans were going to her, Heather Dubrow,
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Speaker 1: why aren't you sticking up for Heather McDonald? You're staying
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Speaker 1: at podcast one. which I said, please, just because my
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Speaker 1: experience is my experience, hers can be hers. And you're
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Speaker 1: not going to leave your podcast network because one creep
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Speaker 1: was gross to someone that you are kind of friendly with.
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Speaker 1: But we've never had an issue or anything. So I'm
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Speaker 1: watching the show and the Taylor Armstrong girl who's doing
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Speaker 1: this movie, I don't know if Randall Emmett is fucking
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Speaker 1: doing the producing or what, or like where there's giving
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Speaker 1: people parts or some rich person probably in Oklahoma is
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Speaker 1: financing it. Cause there's a lot of really like rich
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Speaker 1: people in Oklahoma that have several businesses. And I know
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Speaker 1: that like billionaires live there. So I don't know. Sometimes
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Speaker 1: billionaires just want to like, or multimillionaires just want to be,
19:13
Speaker 1: you know, in the movie business. I don't know what
19:15
Speaker 1: the stupid movie is, but anyway, she's kind of ripping
19:18
Speaker 1: on Heather. Now they go to this dude ranch thing,
19:21
Speaker 1: which just seemed awful and weird. And they go on a,
19:25
Speaker 1: bull riding, which we've seen this before. This was another
19:29
Speaker 1: story from the past. At the groundbreaking party of Heather's,
19:35
Speaker 1: we were still very friendly. She invited me. And I
19:38
Speaker 1: remember I brought Brandon and Mackenzie. Drake was gone. Brandon
19:43
Speaker 1: was seen in that episode. He was also seen in
19:46
Speaker 1: an episode of when we went to Heather's house and
19:51
Speaker 1: that was the first time we met Tamara and you
19:52
Speaker 1: see Brandon's about four and he's going up and down
19:56
Speaker 1: the slide of the grotto while she's like crying to
19:58
Speaker 1: Simon because Simon is like just being kind of had
20:03
Speaker 1: had it with Ryan, her son. Anyway, so I'm watching
20:11
Speaker 1: this and, oh, so then they go on the bull
20:14
Speaker 1: and that's, Tamara went on the bull at Heather's old
20:17
Speaker 1: party back, you know, 10 years ago and falls off
20:21
Speaker 1: and breaks her wrist. So now they're at this dude
20:22
Speaker 1: wrench and they're like, let's go all ride this bull again.
20:25
Speaker 1: Every single one of these women are wearing skirts. And
20:31
Speaker 1: I'm like, so do the producers want you to wear skirts?
20:35
Speaker 1: It seemed weird that every single one of them were
20:37
Speaker 1: wearing skirts when they knew they were going to hop
20:39
Speaker 1: on a bull riding thing. Anyway, and why you'd get
20:44
Speaker 1: on it again and why are we doing this? So
20:46
Speaker 1: then they go to dinner and it comes up between
20:49
Speaker 1: Heather and Taylor. And I thought Heather, Paige Kent Dubrow,
20:55
Speaker 1: handled it perfectly. She was like, you're being rude. She goes, no,
20:59
Speaker 1: I saw that you had something and it lasted 22 episodes.
21:03
Speaker 1: She's like, what are you saying? And Taylor goes, no,
21:07
Speaker 1: 22 episodes, that's a lot. And she's like, no, it
21:10
Speaker 1: sounds like you're mocking it or whatever she said. And
21:15
Speaker 1: I'm like, these bitches, okay, that have never had to
21:19
Speaker 1: read lines, audition, be in a play, these housewives. And
21:23
Speaker 1: you know I love them and I enjoy them, but
21:25
Speaker 1: I am defensive of them saying, you know, dissing Heather
21:34
Speaker 1: Page Kent or dissing Kenya, like Kenya's actually worked or,
21:40
Speaker 1: you know, the girls on Atlanta or Candy or anybody
21:43
Speaker 1: that's actually had, you know, a real career of some
21:47
Speaker 1: sort before getting Housewives. I don't like when another housewife,
21:51
Speaker 1: like this is what they've actually done in the industry
21:54
Speaker 1: as an actor or performer or singer or whatever. And honestly,
21:59
Speaker 1: out of all the housewives, Heather Paige Kent Dubrow is
22:04
Speaker 1: the most accomplished. She just is. She starred in a series.
22:09
Speaker 1: She was a co-star in a series. And she's had
22:12
Speaker 1: guest stars. She's done movies. I mean, that is like legit.
22:15
Speaker 1: And she did have a good chunk of money when
22:17
Speaker 1: she married Terry Dubrow to put down on their initial home.
22:21
Speaker 1: And then, of course, she had her kids and really
22:26
Speaker 1: wasn't acting while she was in OC. And now... She
22:30
Speaker 1: left the show. Now she's come back to the show.
22:33
Speaker 1: And whatever she does, you know, but she made the
22:36
Speaker 1: most out of being on Real Housewives of OC with
22:40
Speaker 1: all the other things that she's done since. But I'm
22:42
Speaker 1: telling you, as someone that like fucking had to go
22:46
Speaker 1: to my agents, pick up a script, memorize the lines.
22:50
Speaker 1: I'd like, I remember I had to go all the
22:52
Speaker 1: way from Woodland Hills because we didn't have emails and stuff.
22:55
Speaker 1: All the way from Woodland Hills, pick up the actual
22:57
Speaker 1: script at the I think I was at APA then.
23:05
Speaker 1: All the way on Wilshire, get it, practice it that night,
23:10
Speaker 1: read it, possibly work with a coach, but a lot
23:12
Speaker 1: of times I didn't, which is probably why I didn't
23:14
Speaker 1: get it. And then go in there, waste an entire day,
23:19
Speaker 1: read the lines, hope that you did good, go to
23:22
Speaker 1: a callback, then be put on hold, then have to
23:24
Speaker 1: go through the entire contract and of what you'd make
23:27
Speaker 1: if you got it, it's between you and two other people,
23:30
Speaker 1: and then you don't get it. Like, just shut up.
23:34
Speaker 1: You know, it was rude. And I thought, I thought
23:37
Speaker 1: Heather handled it great. I really did. And that was
23:40
Speaker 1: a really, to me, a juicy scene for me, knowing
23:44
Speaker 1: all the players personally. And so she, Heather posted on,
23:48
Speaker 1: Heather Dubrow posted on her Instagram, like, here's a couple
23:53
Speaker 1: things for my IMBD page. And she put all of
23:57
Speaker 1: the posters of the shows that she'd done, which is
23:59
Speaker 1: extremely impressive. And I wrote under there, I said, yeah,
24:05
Speaker 1: I remember an agent calling me and saying, I'm sorry,
24:08
Speaker 1: Heather Page Kent got the role over you. And I said, really? Again,
24:13
Speaker 1: what is with this girl, Heather? And just because we're
24:16
Speaker 1: similar aged, I think we're almost the same age or
24:18
Speaker 1: like she's whatever, six months older or something. We're like
24:21
Speaker 1: the same age. We have brown hair, brown eyes, similar
24:25
Speaker 1: body type. you know, we're going out for sitcom stuff.
24:29
Speaker 1: So that's why, you know, um, I, I just thought,
24:35
Speaker 1: So there you go for that. That, that is all
24:37
Speaker 1: I really care about in the show right now. That
24:39
Speaker 1: to me was very interesting. Um, the three amigas did
24:45
Speaker 1: a live show at Irvine and I saw some clips
24:48
Speaker 1: from it and they all looked really cute in these, um,
24:52
Speaker 1: three amigas. Like they look like they're like mariachi band singers,
24:55
Speaker 1: but in shorts and black tights. Of course, some people
24:58
Speaker 1: are like, they're doing appropriation. I'm like, you know what?
25:01
Speaker 1: No one is going to care that these women in
25:05
Speaker 1: their late 50s and 60s are dressed like mariachi people
25:10
Speaker 1: singing pour some tequila on me to that song that
25:15
Speaker 1: he's like, pour some tequila on me. It's fun. That's
25:20
Speaker 1: the clip they showed. I'm sure people had a great
25:22
Speaker 1: time going to it. I am curious if they do
25:26
Speaker 1: it more places than Irvine, because as more and more
25:29
Speaker 1: people do live shows, whether they're housewives or podcasters or whatever,
25:33
Speaker 1: as someone who's done both and also a stand-up, I
25:39
Speaker 1: know that when you, especially when you travel, if the
25:42
Speaker 1: three of them are going to go travel somewhere, it's
25:45
Speaker 1: going to be interesting. a lot of expense. And if
25:49
Speaker 1: they were to ask me my advice, which none of
25:51
Speaker 1: they had, I have some ideas of what they should
25:54
Speaker 1: do with this to not spend all their money on hair, makeup, traveling,
25:59
Speaker 1: where they should go. But honestly, my advice is probably
26:04
Speaker 1: just stick with like a local situation or maybe never
26:08
Speaker 1: do it again. Because once you start getting all of
26:12
Speaker 1: you and you go to like, you know, some other
26:14
Speaker 1: cities or whatever, And then Vicky does the math and
26:18
Speaker 1: realizes that she made $ 1, 500 and she was gone three
26:23
Speaker 1: weeks and had to fly five hours each way. And
26:27
Speaker 1: she wasn't doing her work at Kona. Like she will
26:30
Speaker 1: not be happy with that business plan. So, okay. Real
26:37
Speaker 1: Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa was seen wearing a bathing
26:42
Speaker 1: suit with like a multicolored pride logo type of rainbow,
26:48
Speaker 1: just getting her gas. And a lot of the people
26:51
Speaker 1: that are team Teresa said, Oh my God, she absolutely
26:55
Speaker 1: called the paparazzi to like, why are the paparazzi just
26:59
Speaker 1: hanging out a gas station? And she just happens to
27:01
Speaker 1: drive up and pump her gas. Of course she called
27:05
Speaker 1: the paparazzi who cares, you know, she did fix her house. Um,
27:10
Speaker 1: she fixed the roof line and a lot of people
27:13
Speaker 1: were saying, you know, Oh my God, Joe Gorga, her husband, um,
27:18
Speaker 1: he was the one that designed the house. And now
27:20
Speaker 1: she's saying, oh, because of COVID protocols, we couldn't do
27:24
Speaker 1: our construction until now. Well, that is the one thing
27:28
Speaker 1: that didn't stop. Real estate and construction and remodeling was
27:32
Speaker 1: like one of the things that honestly really didn't slow
27:34
Speaker 1: down during COVID. But who cares? The house looks a
27:39
Speaker 1: lot better. But Would they have ever changed it had
27:43
Speaker 1: the fans, the Real Housewives fans, not made a huge
27:47
Speaker 1: deal over how bad the roofline of the house looked?
27:51
Speaker 1: But now I think it looks very nice. Madonna, that
27:55
Speaker 1: was awful. Latest at this recording is Madonna had this infection.
28:00
Speaker 1: She had a really bad fever. She was in ICU.
28:03
Speaker 1: I kind of feel... like the news reports are making
28:07
Speaker 1: it a little more severe than it is, which I
28:10
Speaker 1: hope that's the case, you know, um, but she was
28:12
Speaker 1: going on tour. Now the tour is canceled. There is
28:17
Speaker 1: a little bit, and that's why this is Patreon. There
28:21
Speaker 1: is a little bit that I, um, worry about, um,
28:28
Speaker 1: that I wonder if this isn't as serious. Let's hope
28:32
Speaker 1: it's not as serious. I don't know. Was her tour
28:35
Speaker 1: sold out? I'm sure one of you guys would know.
28:38
Speaker 1: Or is it something that she was like, why the
28:40
Speaker 1: fuck do I want to do this? Again, Trey Amigos,
28:43
Speaker 1: if Madonna is wanting to bail on her tour, I'm
28:47
Speaker 1: just saying you might want to reconsider. It's a lot
28:51
Speaker 1: more work than people think and it's a lot more exhausting.
28:54
Speaker 1: And then if for some reason it's not selling out,
28:59
Speaker 1: you know, you might want to not do it. But
29:02
Speaker 1: she is 66 years old. I don't care how much
29:04
Speaker 1: plastic surgery you have. 66 is 66. And, you know,
29:09
Speaker 1: she's had like hip issues and things like that. But
29:11
Speaker 1: I hope this was just a weird infection thing and
29:14
Speaker 1: she's fine. But maybe this tour won't come back. I
29:17
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh, Adele. We talked about on the show
29:21
Speaker 1: earlier that Adele Is really trying to crack jokes. And
29:25
Speaker 1: I mean, clearly, what does she think? She's Heather McDonald.
29:28
Speaker 1: She's like talking in the middle of her show about
29:30
Speaker 1: Vanderpump now. I'm like, all right, girl, can we have
29:33
Speaker 1: one fucking thing? Can we please? Tom Sandoval is... the,
29:41
Speaker 1: I just saw a post that he's not filming Vanderpump
29:44
Speaker 1: Rules right now, which they've already gotten photos of Katie
29:47
Speaker 1: and Ariana filming because he is doing that Special Forces show, allegedly.
29:53
Speaker 1: That is where stars have to be like basically Navy
29:57
Speaker 1: SEALs or Special Forces in Britain, which is like the
30:01
Speaker 1: British version of Navy SEALs.
30:03
Speaker 2: Dr.
30:04
Speaker 1: Drew did it. And I'm good friends with Dr. Drew
30:07
Speaker 1: and I don't know why he did this. I said,
30:08
Speaker 1: this absolutely sounds like the most horrific thing I've ever
30:11
Speaker 1: heard of. He, they went to like Jordan and the
30:16
Speaker 1: Middle East and he got really sick because it was
30:20
Speaker 1: so hot. He got really sick and they had to
30:23
Speaker 1: pull him out like the first day. And he is
30:25
Speaker 1: a fit guy, but he's over 60. And, um, I watched,
30:30
Speaker 1: and actually Kenya was in it and she did really well.
30:33
Speaker 1: I watched some of it, but once my friend was
30:35
Speaker 1: off the show, I'm like, I don't really care. And
30:37
Speaker 1: Susan Pinsky, his wife is like, Heather, do you not
30:40
Speaker 1: like the show? I'm like, I honestly didn't really like it.
30:43
Speaker 1: I really did not like Special Forces. They absolutely should
30:47
Speaker 1: pick Tom Sandoval because people will watch to see how
30:50
Speaker 1: he does. I think he'll probably do pretty well because
30:54
Speaker 1: he's some of it is mind games and stuff, but
30:57
Speaker 1: let's be honest, the most athletic people do the best because,
31:00
Speaker 1: and he has a good body. I mean, he's, I
31:03
Speaker 1: assume he's pretty athletic. So, um, yeah, going to Mars and, um,
31:11
Speaker 1: whatever that show was and then act doing special forces.
31:14
Speaker 1: Do not call me for that. You can call me
31:16
Speaker 1: for dancing with the stars. You can call me for
31:19
Speaker 1: mask singer. Um, any kind of apprentice, if that ever
31:23
Speaker 1: comes back, I would do that. Um, big brother.
31:28
Speaker 2: Sure.
31:28
Speaker 1: Why not? Um, yeah, those, those I'd be down to do.
31:34
Speaker 1: Let's see. Um, so that's kind of juicy. Oh, more
31:38
Speaker 1: on the Kevin Costner divorce. Now, Kevin, the latest I
31:41
Speaker 1: just saw on page six is saying, no, I'm not
31:44
Speaker 1: paying her $ 248, 000 a year. I counter at 51,000 a year, sorry, 248,000
31:46
Speaker 1: a month in child support. He said, no. I count
31:55
Speaker 1: her at $ 51, 000 a month. That should be plenty because
31:58
Speaker 1: I pay for the one kid's private school. I pay
32:00
Speaker 1: for the other one's car insurance. I pay for all
32:03
Speaker 1: their activities and health insurance. So $ 51, 000 should cover it. $ 248, 000
32:10
Speaker 1: she'll be spending on herself because she spends $ 100, 000 a
32:14
Speaker 1: month on plastic surgery. I mean, I don't care how
32:18
Speaker 1: much stuff you get done. $ 100, 000 a month would be
32:20
Speaker 1: a lot. I think you could spend... I think there's women...
32:25
Speaker 1: If you're just getting like everything, the M-Sculpt, the lashes,
32:29
Speaker 1: the facials, the Botox, someone coming over and working you out,
32:34
Speaker 1: someone blowing your hair three times a week, makeup a
32:37
Speaker 1: couple times a week, you know, facials, rejuvenation, vaginal rejuvenation.
32:43
Speaker 1: If you were doing everything and literally like at a
32:47
Speaker 1: esthetician's plastic surgeon office several days, I still think it'd
32:53
Speaker 1: be hard to even spend like 30 grand on that.
32:56
Speaker 1: I think that'd probably be the max. Um, you know,
33:01
Speaker 1: cause if you get Botox and stuff, you don't have
33:02
Speaker 1: to go every month for that. You go like every three.
33:06
Speaker 1: I mean, I go to Dr. Kasabi and it lasts
33:08
Speaker 1: more like four months. I'm just saying at Lyft MD,
33:11
Speaker 1: he's very good in Beverly Hills. Um, so that's kind
33:16
Speaker 1: of interesting. Pete Davidson, this was crazy the way the
33:20
Speaker 1: universe works. So when I was in Cabo and we
33:22
Speaker 1: had a really nice time in Cabo, um, I was
33:26
Speaker 1: talking to my friend about Cindy Crawford and the Casamigos.
33:31
Speaker 1: Of course, Cindy Crawford is married to Randy Gerber and
33:34
Speaker 1: they have a house in Cabo. And they were talking
33:37
Speaker 1: about the Casamigos tequila. And I said, isn't their daughter,
33:42
Speaker 1: the Kaya girl, isn't she like engaged to someone now?
33:46
Speaker 1: And I go, God, they must have been so happy
33:49
Speaker 1: when she broke up with Pete Davidson. And I remembered
33:52
Speaker 1: that she dated Pete Davidson when she was like 18.
33:56
Speaker 1: And he was like 31 or something, or something like that.
34:00
Speaker 1: I don't know. But still, anybody who's 18 dating someone
34:04
Speaker 1: older than like 22, I think is kind of a
34:06
Speaker 1: big age difference at that time. And I was like,
34:10
Speaker 1: oh my God, I remember the parents showed up one
34:12
Speaker 1: time because he was having like a mental health break.
34:14
Speaker 1: And I said, who cares about the tattoos and all
34:17
Speaker 1: this stuff? But like, he has mental health issues and
34:21
Speaker 1: he has like drug addiction and stuff. And just to
34:23
Speaker 1: have your kid like wrapped up in with someone like
34:27
Speaker 1: that at 18, it's just not an ideal for a parent.
34:31
Speaker 1: I'm not saying these people can't make a lovely partner
34:34
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's not an ideal for your, for a parent.
34:39
Speaker 1: The within hours I see on page six that he
34:42
Speaker 1: has checked Pete Davidson has checked into a mental health
34:46
Speaker 1: and rehab center for his bipolar. So that is too bad.
34:52
Speaker 1: And I hope he does better, but just thought that
34:54
Speaker 1: was kind of, um, Interesting. All right. Now, can we
34:59
Speaker 1: please talk about, and just like that, you guys, I
35:07
Speaker 1: got some really great compliments of what I thought about
35:08
Speaker 1: the show and it hasn't really changed. This episode three
35:13
Speaker 1: is pretty fucking slow and boring and not that juicy.
35:19
Speaker 1: Carrie now been fired from her podcast. because no one's
35:22
Speaker 1: interested in podcasts anymore, according to the, and just like that, writers.
35:27
Speaker 1: But she did write a book, Loved and Lost, and
35:30
Speaker 1: she has to read the audio. And she's like talking
35:33
Speaker 1: to this girl who's in her building, who's a jewelry designer.
35:35
Speaker 1: And she's like, as embarrassing as it sounds, I have
35:40
Speaker 1: to read my audio book. She's like, why couldn't you
35:43
Speaker 1: have just gotten an actress like Julianna Moore or Julianna Margulies?
35:48
Speaker 1: I'm like, what?
35:49
Speaker 3: What?
35:51
Speaker 1: I did two books, You'll Never Blue Ball in This
35:53
Speaker 1: Town Again, and that was in 2010. And when that
35:56
Speaker 1: book came out, this is how weird it was, they
36:00
Speaker 1: did not want me to read my biography. They're like, no,
36:03
Speaker 1: we're getting a professional reader to do it. And I
36:06
Speaker 1: said that I don't want it, that I don't authorize
36:09
Speaker 1: an audio book. I don't care. I mean, I'm a comedian.
36:13
Speaker 1: It's my life story. And you literally are going to
36:16
Speaker 1: get some girl from like Connecticut to talk like me. What?
36:21
Speaker 1: So then the book did so well that they came
36:24
Speaker 1: back several months later and they said, okay, we will
36:28
Speaker 1: hire you. We'll give you $ 3, 000 to read your own book.
36:33
Speaker 1: But we're going to do an abridged version. I'm like,
36:36
Speaker 1: all right. So it was a shorter version. So this
36:38
Speaker 1: was way before podcasting. And what they show in the
36:41
Speaker 1: show is very much like it. It's very tedious. It's
36:44
Speaker 1: very long. They're super strict about what you say. I've
36:47
Speaker 1: talked to a couple other people in the post podcast
36:50
Speaker 1: world that have read their books. And now they're like, no,
36:52
Speaker 1: they're like, chill about it. Because, you know, if you're
36:56
Speaker 1: already established, you already have a podcast, like, what do
36:58
Speaker 1: you care if it's like a little, but I guess
37:00
Speaker 1: it kind of has to be exactly the book. Anyway,
37:02
Speaker 1: it's a big nightmare. I remember I did it like
37:04
Speaker 1: for one week every day after Chelsea Lately from six
37:07
Speaker 1: to 10. And it was like, I just wanted to
37:09
Speaker 1: be over with. So she's doing that. And she's also
37:11
Speaker 1: doing this weird thing where she takes a long necklace
37:14
Speaker 1: and just takes one part of it. She must put
37:17
Speaker 1: it under her arm or something. So it's underneath her
37:19
Speaker 1: blouse and off to the side. It's very odd. And
37:23
Speaker 1: that's sad because she's crying about Big's death, even though
37:26
Speaker 1: she has yet to talk to him since he's been
37:28
Speaker 1: accused of sexual assault. The realtor girl who is smoking
37:36
Speaker 1: all the time. It's a real turnoff. It's really gross
37:39
Speaker 1: to me. I don't like it. That's her thing. They
37:43
Speaker 1: don't have any friend chemistry at all. And she is definitely,
37:48
Speaker 1: I guess, the Samantha character, you know, being mad and like,
37:51
Speaker 1: remember how like Samantha would be like, that's my purse
37:56
Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't know. I just feel like they're
37:58
Speaker 1: really trying to make this woman like Samantha and her
38:01
Speaker 1: purse gets stolen and she finds it. Later, the Birkin bag.
38:05
Speaker 1: It's so boring. Who cares? Again, we don't... Charlotte. Charlotte
38:13
Speaker 1: and the Nicole Parker character, they're on a MILF list
38:18
Speaker 1: at their ritzy school. And again, I kind of call bullshit.
38:22
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just think there'd be like younger moms
38:27
Speaker 1: on it. I don't... Anyway. But that's the story. And
38:32
Speaker 1: That was just a really lame storyline no one cared about. Again,
38:35
Speaker 1: nobody cares about anything with Che and Miranda. That's all
38:38
Speaker 1: I care about is Che and Miranda. So they're back
38:43
Speaker 1: at the Warner Brothers studio and Che is going to
38:46
Speaker 1: have her scene where Tony Danza, her dad, calls them
38:51
Speaker 1: his little cannoli because now she's supposed to be half Italian,
38:55
Speaker 1: not half Mexican. And her acting is like really good
38:59
Speaker 1: in this. I'm telling you this. Sarah... girl who plays
39:03
Speaker 1: the part, Ramirez, is just probably the best acting in
39:06
Speaker 1: the whole show. I'm sorry. It just is. As someone
39:10
Speaker 1: who's lived through this as a stand-up trying to get
39:13
Speaker 1: an acting job, it's good. And selling a show about
39:16
Speaker 1: myself and all that. But Miranda is worried about her son,
39:22
Speaker 1: which I thought that was really relatable. The son is
39:25
Speaker 1: like 18 and he's in Europe with his girlfriend and
39:28
Speaker 1: he breaks up with his girlfriend and he's super depressed.
39:31
Speaker 1: And as a mom of young adults and teens, I mean,
39:37
Speaker 1: I just think we're so terrified that our kid is
39:40
Speaker 1: going to like kill themselves. I mean, we just, it's
39:43
Speaker 1: something that you worry about no matter what, every single
39:46
Speaker 1: one of them. And like, so when your kid is,
39:48
Speaker 1: you just are not going to be that parent, like
39:50
Speaker 1: suck it up, buddy. Like you're just like, Oh my God.
39:53
Speaker 1: So he's in Europe. You break the girlfriend wakes up
39:56
Speaker 1: and she is like, I thought that was very realistic.
40:00
Speaker 1: And then she snuck her phone into the taping and
40:03
Speaker 1: the phone went off, ruined chase scene with Tony Danza
40:07
Speaker 1: and the non-binary showrunner was so horrible to her that would,
40:13
Speaker 1: that part was fake. You would never scream at an
40:17
Speaker 1: audience member like that in front of a bunch of
40:19
Speaker 1: other audience members. That would make everybody uncomfortable. You could
40:23
Speaker 1: be pissed. You could be pissed, but someone would be like, you're,
40:26
Speaker 1: you know, that was too much. So she doesn't finish
40:30
Speaker 1: watching the show. And the two of them have this,
40:32
Speaker 1: like this moment where she's like, I have to go
40:35
Speaker 1: see my son. And Shay's like, really? Like, come on.
40:39
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my biggest night. So this is not
40:43
Speaker 1: what I predicted for the Che and Miranda storyline. I
40:46
Speaker 1: predicted that she would see that she's cheating or something.
40:51
Speaker 1: Like I said, Che has become the only likable thing
40:55
Speaker 1: in this show. I cannot believe it, in my opinion.
40:58
Speaker 1: And I literally care so much about this crappy pilot.
41:04
Speaker 1: And I don't know. It's just I would have never
41:07
Speaker 1: guessed that I've taken this turn of events. But I
41:10
Speaker 1: don't care about Charlotte and Nicole Parker. I don't care
41:12
Speaker 1: about Nicole Parker doing a documentary with the professor. I
41:17
Speaker 1: don't care that the professor is now single and going
41:19
Speaker 1: to date the audio guy. And the audio guy was
41:22
Speaker 1: like down her shirt. By the way, again, when you
41:25
Speaker 1: are ever being miked for something, these audio guys are
41:29
Speaker 1: so nervous about ever being accused of touching your boob
41:34
Speaker 1: or anything. They're like, okay, can I? And I'll be like,
41:36
Speaker 1: just do it. You have my permission. Just hook it
41:38
Speaker 1: because I can't hook it. And of course he's like
41:40
Speaker 1: down her shirt, wants to ask her out. That part
41:42
Speaker 1: was so dumb. Then she lies and says she has
41:46
Speaker 1: COVID because she does not want to continue to read
41:49
Speaker 1: her book. She's so lazy. I'm like, Drake's watching it,
41:52
Speaker 1: my son. And he's like, why does she just read
41:55
Speaker 1: her thing? Like she doesn't even have her podcast anymore.
41:58
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know. Just like Kim Kardashian says, nobody
42:00
Speaker 1: wants to work anymore. It's so annoying. And so that's
42:07
Speaker 1: about it. Then there's a really dumb thing about, you guys,
42:11
Speaker 1: it just wasn't that good. I'm not going to go
42:12
Speaker 1: through every little thing. It just, I don't know. I'm worried.
42:15
Speaker 1: I will never stop watching it. I will hate watch it,
42:20
Speaker 1: love watch it, but I'm really scared, you guys, that
42:24
Speaker 1: Che is not going to be in this show anymore.
42:28
Speaker 1: From what I see in the previews, we've got Aiden coming,
42:31
Speaker 1: thank God. We've got some other stuff happening. Charlotte's going
42:35
Speaker 1: to go back to work. which I, God, Charlotte's character
42:39
Speaker 1: is really not interesting and feels really goofy and annoying. Um,
42:46
Speaker 1: and then these new characters suck. So, and then Carrie
42:49
Speaker 1: goes shoe shopping and she buys these shoes with like
42:52
Speaker 1: a plastic balloon on the top of them that are
42:54
Speaker 1: so ugly. Um, so I don't know. That's about it.
42:59
Speaker 1: You guys, I had a great, um, time in Cabo
43:04
Speaker 1: and now coming up, is July 4th weekend. And it
43:11
Speaker 1: was great being with my kids. And I hope that
43:13
Speaker 1: you guys are having a great week and you have
43:16
Speaker 1: some fun and you can enjoy some sun, sunny times.
43:19
Speaker 1: I hope wherever you are, it's sunny and nice weather.
43:22
Speaker 1: And thank you so much for being part of this
43:25
Speaker 1: special juicy, extra juicy Patreon. Love you.
43:30
Speaker 2: Bye.
43:34
Speaker 3: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
43:37
Speaker 3: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
43:41
Speaker 3: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
43:44
Speaker 3: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
43:46
Speaker 3: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
43:49
Speaker 3: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
43:52
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Speaker 1: So easy.
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Speaker 3: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.