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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Hotachey Big Show with toledos, all the good stuff.
- 0:05Speaker 2: No nasties. Try it today Black Friday? Yes or no,
- 0:10Speaker 2: I'll give you my thoughts. Can we have an I've
- 0:12Speaker 2: had enough of the American bullshit. Can we just stop
- 0:15Speaker 2: all this nonsense Black Friday. I don't even know what
- 0:18Speaker 2: Black Friday is. All I know is that bloody retail
- 0:22Speaker 2: stores try and rip you to pieces, try and get
- 0:24Speaker 2: all your cash, and name it Black Friday.
- 0:28Speaker 3: All right, that's how idea.
- 0:29Speaker 4: You don't like Black Friday?
- 0:31Speaker 3: No, I don't like Black Friday.
- 0:33Speaker 5: Seems a little bit. Yeah, she'll play the racism alarm. Yeah,
- 0:37Speaker 5: not sure if it is racist, but just in case,
- 0:40Speaker 5: jas Man, what's your problem, brother, I.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Don't want you know, the Halloweens all that sort of
- 0:45Speaker 2: carry on, the Black Fridays. It's just an opportunity for
- 0:48Speaker 2: our company to make money off us.
- 0:50Speaker 4: But the thing with black my wife loves them.
- 0:52Speaker 3: By the way, She's going to be shopping a.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Weekend firstly, my wife. Secondly, everything's on special on Black Friday.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Bullshit it is. They say it's on special.
- 1:01Speaker 5: They say it's on special, don't they, Jason, Yeah they do, man,
- 1:04Speaker 5: But it's not and then I saw I saw a
- 1:07Speaker 5: study on this, and by a study, I mean a
- 1:09Speaker 5: something on instagramme. It was a meme and something about
- 1:13Speaker 5: eighty percent of the stuff brought on a Black Friday
- 1:16Speaker 5: goes into your landfills your oceans, your dolphins, mouths, that
- 1:20Speaker 5: sort of thing, and it is just crap. Because it's
- 1:22Speaker 5: on sale, you think you need to buy it. But
- 1:24Speaker 5: if it wasn't a Black Friday, you wouldn't go out
- 1:25Speaker 5: and buy anything, would You're not getting any deals. You're
- 1:28Speaker 5: being suckered. No, if you're going out there and you're
- 1:30Speaker 5: buying stuff for everyone out there, listen to this. If
- 1:33Speaker 5: you're buying stuff today, you're sucker. Soucker.
- 1:36Speaker 4: We'll hang on because I bought quite a lot of
- 1:38Speaker 4: stuff today.
- 1:39Speaker 2: You are.
- 1:45Speaker 4: I'm just going to play this just because I felt
- 1:48Speaker 4: like there was racist. I'm not sure if it was
- 1:50Speaker 4: or not. But the reason you do your black you
- 1:52Speaker 4: do your Black Friday sales is you buy all your
- 1:54Speaker 4: Christmas presents on Black Friday. So you're right, No, Jase,
- 1:57Speaker 4: I know you're like giving your kids and stuff presents
- 1:59Speaker 4: because you're not very You're a generous man. But what
- 2:01Speaker 4: we do as we write a note like, Mum, what
- 2:03Speaker 4: does she want for Christmas?
- 2:04Speaker 5: Or what does she need? This?
- 2:05Speaker 4: This down one hundred percent little insulated water bottle. And
- 2:09Speaker 4: then yeah, on Black Friday, you go through your list
- 2:11Speaker 4: and you buy them all because they're all on special.
- 2:13Speaker 2: They say they're on they special. And this is the
- 2:20Speaker 2: other thing that gets deep inside my g they go
- 2:24Speaker 2: Black Friday that it seems into set the Sunday.
- 2:29Speaker 3: You know, so.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Three day weekend, One Black Friday is enough for me,
- 2:34Speaker 2: thanks very much.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I only need two more Black sat Day and Sundays.
- 2:41Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
- 2:45Speaker 4: You're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's Batch tonight.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Can I just clarify something from the get go?
- 2:51Speaker 2: Here's not my batch, It's yeah, it's your batch.
- 2:55Speaker 3: Yeah. How are you feeling about that? Pug Son?
- 2:57Speaker 6: I am over the moon excited and I'm very grateful
- 3:00Speaker 6: that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
- 3:03Speaker 2: It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
- 3:07Speaker 2: pass it on to listen. I just wanted to sort
- 3:09Speaker 2: of sit sit down a few rules for when you
- 3:12Speaker 2: go there. Obviously, certain things that need to happen. My
- 3:17Speaker 2: wife has drawn you out all the has written out
- 3:20Speaker 2: all the instructions and what to do.
- 3:22Speaker 3: She's drawn a beautiful map to fellows.
- 3:23Speaker 4: It's immaculate.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
- 3:36Speaker 4: We'll hang on the show so he won't even ben
- 3:39Speaker 4: left here yet.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Yeah, so when you get there, don't you.
- 3:42Speaker 4: And why is there is that for like to not
- 3:44Speaker 4: disturb local wildlife?
- 3:46Speaker 3: Wildlife and also the local residents there.
- 3:49Speaker 2: It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
- 3:53Speaker 5: That's right, because you're a candle going.
- 3:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but actually just on that light, no candles.
- 3:59Speaker 5: There's a lot of water around. Could I do a
- 4:02Speaker 5: little jas.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Because you know they're the sort of things you forget
- 4:08Speaker 2: and then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Can can you use the torch on his phone in
- 4:14Speaker 4: an emergency?
- 4:15Speaker 3: Sure? Now, there's two areas.
- 4:20Speaker 2: You're going to sleep in the sleepout or in the
- 4:22Speaker 2: main the main body.
- 4:24Speaker 5: Well, when we.
- 4:25Speaker 6: Went last time, we slept in the sleepout. We're to
- 4:27Speaker 6: switch it up and go in the main area.
- 4:29Speaker 4: There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
- 4:31Speaker 4: here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
- 4:33Speaker 4: sleep out with a double bed and on suite main house.
- 4:36Speaker 5: So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
- 4:39Speaker 5: is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
- 4:42Speaker 5: but separate beds.
- 4:44Speaker 3: Oh absolutely absolutely because you're not.
- 4:46Speaker 5: Married, are you? Ah not yet?
- 4:50Speaker 3: His way would be now and absolutely.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Can I just say, I needly forgot this when you
- 4:56Speaker 2: get there, Could you do a steamer in both toilets
- 4:59Speaker 2: because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
- 5:03Speaker 2: and they haven't been feed for ages those bases, they'll
- 5:05Speaker 2: be starving. So if you can take a dump in
- 5:07Speaker 2: each toilet.
- 5:08Speaker 6: So I need to do one in both the same
- 5:11Speaker 6: dump you one on one.
- 5:13Speaker 4: You no go to make sure because the worms do
- 5:19Speaker 4: need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
- 5:21Speaker 4: you got to shovel it.
- 5:21Speaker 2: That's a nightmare you literally And when I say toilets,
- 5:24Speaker 2: it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
- 5:27Speaker 2: each each bathroom.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Yeah, nice bucket, like a really nice one. Yeah.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Can I just say too, just on that front the
- 5:35Speaker 2: oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment, but.
- 5:41Speaker 3: The barbecue is.
- 5:42Speaker 2: And if you could pick up a gas bottle on
- 5:44Speaker 2: the way, you'll be fine.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
- 5:49Speaker 2: No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
- 5:50Speaker 2: because we don't have one down there at the moment.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
- 5:55Speaker 3: find it.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Also, like my wife and I were there last and
- 6:00Speaker 2: we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
- 6:03Speaker 2: just get rid of the rubbish, because it'll be a
- 6:04Speaker 2: bit stinky when you get in there, Can.
- 6:07Speaker 6: I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
- 6:09Speaker 6: or well.
- 6:09Speaker 3: You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
- 6:11Speaker 3: the time you get in.
- 6:12Speaker 4: Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
- 6:14Speaker 4: sitting in the middle of the kitchen.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Yeah, cottage cheese and a sort of stuff in it.
- 6:19Speaker 2: So also, I just it's good to let you know
- 6:22Speaker 2: because I know what you're like, that there are cameras
- 6:27Speaker 2: in every room, So just just just tone back the
- 6:32Speaker 2: what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
- 6:36Speaker 2: The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
- 6:38Speaker 2: up to over.
- 6:39Speaker 4: The week, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
- 6:50Speaker 2: my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
- 6:52Speaker 2: not going to be alone.
- 6:53Speaker 3: If you get in any.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Trouble in that case, you should probably leave the lights on.
- 6:58Speaker 5: I actually do leave the life. It's on you two
- 7:01Speaker 5: when I there the whole time, and just on that.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
- 7:05Speaker 2: sleep out there because my wife and I will be
- 7:07Speaker 2: in the main, the main sort of force.
- 7:10Speaker 5: And that's great.
- 7:13Speaker 1: The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 7:16Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
- 7:19Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I went to get me yelled COVID
- 7:23Speaker 5: booster shot. You er about that, Kezy covid? What's that?
- 7:28Speaker 5: Full on?
- 7:28Speaker 3: Man?
- 7:28Speaker 5: Is that you?
- 7:29Speaker 3: What?
- 7:29Speaker 5: Yeah? Give it a Google You'll be shocked. And I
- 7:33Speaker 5: got my flu jab as well.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Oh good on you mate.
- 7:36Speaker 5: The COVID shot was free, right, and the flu shot
- 7:40Speaker 5: was thirty five dollars. Hell of a line down there.
- 7:42Speaker 3: Hell of a que though, busy is yeah, I can imagine.
- 7:45Speaker 5: So I stole like heaps of like hand moisturizes and
- 7:48Speaker 5: creams and that lovely creams, and that they never they
- 7:51Speaker 5: never keep it an eye on you because they think
- 7:52Speaker 5: sort of an older gentleman like me with the old
- 7:55Speaker 5: Sultan Pepper in his hair. Yes, it had my daughter
- 7:58Speaker 5: with me. Nothing to worry about, wrong, Yeah, she's just
- 8:00Speaker 5: a good cover real Yeah, amazing. How many bars of
- 8:04Speaker 5: soap you're going to fit up your top?
- 8:06Speaker 4: Yeah, a little backpack on her and put it all
- 8:09Speaker 4: on there.
- 8:09Speaker 5: You can do whatever you want with your own kids,
- 8:13Speaker 5: just on the booster shot.
- 8:15Speaker 3: That's a good thing to do, by the way, mate.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Of course I had eighteen shots, so I'm boosted still.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Just go easy.
- 8:23Speaker 5: Well, I had a bit of an issue actually when
- 8:25Speaker 5: I was down there seeing the old doctor. Yes, and
- 8:30Speaker 5: that was that. You know, I've been on this workout
- 8:32Speaker 5: regime lately. He's been out for four weeks now. It's
- 8:35Speaker 5: going quite good.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:36Speaker 5: And he was trying to put the old needle in
- 8:39Speaker 5: my arm and it just keeps bending, the bastard.
- 8:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Right. And he said to me, he says to me,
- 8:43Speaker 5: he says, have you been working out?
- 8:47Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 8:49Speaker 5: And have you been working out? I said, well, actually
- 8:53Speaker 5: I have yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I talked to him
- 8:55Speaker 5: for about an hour about everything I've been up to
- 8:57Speaker 5: on that, and he said, I'm actually going to have
- 8:59Speaker 5: to fight a bigger needle, right, because you are just
- 9:03Speaker 5: because he went through eighteen and the in just trying
- 9:04Speaker 5: to get through. Nothing didn't even pierce the skin.
- 9:06Speaker 3: It's like trying to inject concrete, isn't it.
- 9:09Speaker 2: That's right when I rode deal, I rode bit with
- 9:14Speaker 2: you the other day, Magi. Yeah, and you know I
- 9:16Speaker 2: did the koala be there riding bitch with you on
- 9:19Speaker 2: the bike there. It was like seriously keasy. It was
- 9:22Speaker 2: like holding a cement block. He was so hard, that's right.
- 9:26Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like spooning with Michelangelo's David, Yes, only
- 9:32Speaker 5: with a bigger piece. Yeah.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Doesn't he have like a cabbage leaf David? Whereas piece
- 9:37Speaker 4: used to be.
- 9:37Speaker 5: It is a tiny piece? Yea cool? Cool?
- 9:40Speaker 3: Well, no mate, button mash.
- 9:43Speaker 5: Yeah, managed to get through there in the end. He
- 9:44Speaker 5: had to go into my jugular, right yeah.
- 9:47Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, just be careful and anybody out there
- 9:50Speaker 5: that's been doing heaps of tinboshing like you jas, because
- 9:53Speaker 5: I thought about you immediately. I thought, well, geez, Jase
- 9:55Speaker 5: is going to have the same problem as me. Yeah,
- 9:58Speaker 5: without a doubt.
- 9:59Speaker 4: I just see, is a bit weird that a doctor couldn't.
- 10:02Speaker 4: I know that you're pretty baff at the moment. You're
- 10:04Speaker 4: looking grouse and you're a rogue stallion or that you're
- 10:07Speaker 4: a huge backbone. But I feel like a doctor would
- 10:09Speaker 4: still be able to inject. You're sure it was a
- 10:11Speaker 4: real doctor, Yes, right.
- 10:14Speaker 2: The only the only weird thing I find about it
- 10:16Speaker 2: because I could I can totally see that happening. All
- 10:18Speaker 2: of my injections earned the ass that I.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Say, you got.
- 10:26Speaker 5: Them. Yeah, So generally they try and get into a muscle.
- 10:28Speaker 5: That good luck.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Now for me, it's always the ass or the testies. Yeah, well, yeah,
- 10:35Speaker 2: it's the same problem.
- 10:37Speaker 5: Well, you can't get in trying to get in there. Yeah,
- 10:40Speaker 5: that's some of the that's some of the.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Little boulders of rock.
- 10:48Speaker 5: That's pretty pretty smooth skin to be trying to get
- 10:52Speaker 5: into with the old needle. You should be all right.
- 10:53Speaker 5: They're actually keezy.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, I mean I'm looking at Keyzy's chicken
- 11:01Speaker 2: wing arms there.
- 11:02Speaker 5: And actually the doctors need to tell you he's got
- 11:05Speaker 5: a couple of tickets for you for the next home game.
- 11:09Speaker 5: Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 11:11Speaker 5: Why was he hang on, what was he wearing? Worries
- 11:15Speaker 5: Josey the Doctor?
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 11:21Speaker 1: Minogue and Kisy fellas.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Just quickly, I need to ask you guys a favor.
- 11:26Speaker 5: Sure man, far away? Anything for you men?
- 11:28Speaker 4: You know that I've learned something pretty disturbing about my wife.
- 11:32Speaker 5: No, I know, she's a shocker. I don't want to
- 11:35Speaker 5: have to be the one to tell.
- 11:35Speaker 2: You, do we really want to talk about this on
- 11:37Speaker 2: a heir though, You know what I mean, because I've
- 11:40Speaker 2: learned some pretty disturbing things about it.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Too, But far away, it's best to have this stuff
- 11:45Speaker 3: out in the open.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Yeah, well this this particular thing, I mean, what are
- 11:49Speaker 4: you talking about? Well another time, Okay, this particular.
- 11:52Speaker 5: It'll be the same thing. There's no way it could
- 11:54Speaker 5: be something else.
- 11:54Speaker 4: No, this is to do with on air. That's why
- 11:58Speaker 4: I brought it up. On thought it was more online. Okay, yep,
- 12:01Speaker 4: on not. What's are you talking about?
- 12:04Speaker 3: Nothing?
- 12:07Speaker 4: So, she has recently decided to stop playing netball. She
- 12:11Speaker 4: used to play it all the time, training all the time,
- 12:13Speaker 4: you know, doing it, sprints up and down the court,
- 12:16Speaker 4: and you know, playing top level neitball.
- 12:18Speaker 3: That's cool because she likes to stay in shape.
- 12:20Speaker 4: She does like to stand in shape. Jase, a bit
- 12:22Speaker 4: of shape than I am, that's for sure. And you're
- 12:25Speaker 4: a great show.
- 12:25Speaker 5: Thanks man.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Well, she's now started to go to the gym a
- 12:32Speaker 4: lot more. Oh yeah, right, Like so we're talking six
- 12:34Speaker 4: days a week.
- 12:35Speaker 5: That's sort of starle around about it. Times she ran
- 12:36Speaker 5: to that woman in the changing Yeah, is this.
- 12:38Speaker 3: Going to be threesome check keys.
- 12:40Speaker 4: No, it's not three some chat for that pack. That's
- 12:42Speaker 4: such an old Okay, I wish it was three someome chats.
- 12:45Speaker 4: So she's now going six times. Before she was going
- 12:47Speaker 4: like maybe three times a week, but then mixing it
- 12:48Speaker 4: up with netball stuff. Now it's just the gym. And
- 12:51Speaker 4: as a result of that, she has said to me,
- 12:53Speaker 4: I've read out of podcasts to listen to, so I've
- 12:57Speaker 4: started listening to your one, the Big Show. Oh so
- 13:01Speaker 4: she listens to our Gaming one, No, not the Gaming
- 13:04Speaker 4: One and extremely casual gamers.
- 13:05Speaker 3: It's crazy.
- 13:07Speaker 4: She has started listening to our show every single day
- 13:10Speaker 4: and it's now pulling me up on stuff.
- 13:11Speaker 5: Is that because you can't get enough Kezy?
- 13:13Speaker 4: Well, i'd like to think that, but she goes, oh wow,
- 13:16Speaker 4: I didn't realize how much you talk about me, and
- 13:20Speaker 4: so what I need from you guys is just a
- 13:21Speaker 4: bit of an agreement that moving forward, will just be
- 13:24Speaker 4: conscious of the fact that Kezy's wife is listening. Yes,
- 13:27Speaker 4: it will just sort of, you know, tidy things up
- 13:29Speaker 4: a wee bit.
- 13:32Speaker 5: The thing about Liz, I feel like the podcast is
- 13:35Speaker 5: our safe place. Yes, that's where we can be ourselves.
- 13:39Speaker 5: And obviously that's where you feel like you can be yourself.
- 13:43Speaker 5: Hence why you're always dragging your missus. So it's a
- 13:48Speaker 5: matter of it's not so much a matter of us tired.
- 13:50Speaker 5: And I mean, I don't know what goes on at
- 13:51Speaker 5: your house outside of all of the things that you
- 13:54Speaker 5: tell us, which.
- 13:55Speaker 3: I don't think tells me and our nightly phone calls.
- 13:57Speaker 5: But I don't think that that bad is the thing.
- 14:00Speaker 5: Did you have any examples of what stuff she wants
- 14:03Speaker 5: you to tidy out? No, she doesn't want me to
- 14:05Speaker 5: tidy you anything.
- 14:05Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Fellers, now that she's listening, we just
- 14:08Speaker 4: not make you know, jokes about oh, Cazey's missus has
- 14:11Speaker 4: got something going on online.
- 14:12Speaker 2: It's funny because I'm comforted by the fact that my
- 14:16Speaker 2: wife would never listen to a podcast.
- 14:18Speaker 5: I'm in.
- 14:20Speaker 3: Yeah, has no interest.
- 14:23Speaker 5: What I know.
- 14:25Speaker 4: And I remember the days when I was like you
- 14:27Speaker 4: where I could just bag my missus on the ear
- 14:29Speaker 4: and not worry about how you do. But I'm just
- 14:31Speaker 4: at a point now where I can't sure. So for
- 14:33Speaker 4: the next week. While I won't be like Hoidy j
- 14:36Speaker 4: just firing off at the herb about the wife.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I would be more concerned, right, Yeah, but the fact
- 14:42Speaker 2: that she's going to the gym six nights a week.
- 14:45Speaker 4: So little inverted commas on that she is.
- 14:50Speaker 7: Man.
- 14:50Speaker 2: But you've got the tracking device on it.
- 14:56Speaker 3: A lot of good looking fellows at the gym.
- 15:00Speaker 2: And you know when you went to the gym for
- 15:02Speaker 2: two weeks, Keezy, you were talking about all the guys
- 15:05Speaker 2: heading on all the women there and how.
- 15:07Speaker 3: It stusted you.
- 15:08Speaker 5: And that's right.
- 15:10Speaker 3: You know, your wife's an attractive woman, she's in shape.
- 15:15Speaker 5: This is weird you got to start going to the gyms.
- 15:18Speaker 3: I'd be more concerned about that.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Actually, other you know, Mike and I are very respectful
- 15:24Speaker 2: of her and our chats as long.
- 15:26Speaker 4: As you're not talking about her cake. By that, I
- 15:30Speaker 4: mean her the cake that she baked three years ago.
- 15:39Speaker 4: All I'm saying, fellas, is just going to be keeping
- 15:41Speaker 4: in mind and just think all we can.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Do is do abs exactly and sometimes you know what
- 15:49Speaker 2: it's like when you're just chatting away therese stuff comes out,
- 15:52Speaker 2: and the problem is it's like that swearing thing that
- 15:54Speaker 2: you bag it up yesterday, Jose.
- 15:55Speaker 5: You know, you get people, you get somebody telling you
- 15:58Speaker 5: not to do something, all of a sudden you're doing it.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in my head now, Okay, well it's totally
- 16:06Speaker 2: in my head right.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Well, my pot when we do.
- 16:09Speaker 3: The podcast, it's going to be all already thinking about
- 16:11Speaker 3: his Keyzy's wife.
- 16:13Speaker 4: But what are you gonna say about I don't know. Okay, cheers, fellows.
- 16:17Speaker 5: This has been really helpful.
- 16:20Speaker 1: The Whole King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
- 16:23Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 16:26Speaker 5: Hold Iky pitch.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Chat with Jason Mike.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually quite a apprecient kind of situation, the
- 16:44Speaker 2: old pitchet, because I've got a bit of an issue.
- 16:46Speaker 5: With my dog.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with your lead advice. Oh no, Ma, you know,
- 16:51Speaker 2: I've taken it into my own hands. I found out
- 16:53Speaker 2: the cost of the operation.
- 16:54Speaker 3: I went back of that.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got some tools that I can use there
- 16:58Speaker 2: whip it off.
- 17:00Speaker 4: A lot of ticks coming in on three four eight
- 17:02Speaker 4: three Questions with pet advice needed, and don't forget every
- 17:05Speaker 4: text that comes through and goes in the draw for
- 17:06Speaker 4: b K question of one, hey, fellas, how do I
- 17:10Speaker 4: get my dog to stop dragging his bullous along the ground.
- 17:13Speaker 2: Well, first and foremost, it's not as bullos, that's his perenium.
- 17:17Speaker 4: What's switches as.
- 17:21Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of the space between the bullos
- 17:24Speaker 2: and the nurse a right, yeah, yeah, and I do
- 17:26Speaker 2: that all the time.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that is my experience.
- 17:28Speaker 5: It's you know, when my dog does, it's because it's
- 17:31Speaker 5: got worms, right, and they get particularly itchy because they
- 17:35Speaker 5: come out for a geeze every now and again. They
- 17:37Speaker 5: have a little.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Actually just on that front if you if you want
- 17:41Speaker 2: to find out, you get the old torchlight. Yeah, and
- 17:44Speaker 2: they have I'm squiggling out there.
- 17:46Speaker 5: You just over weeks shine a light now pops like
- 17:50Speaker 5: a bit of magic there. So that what will help
- 17:52Speaker 5: with that is a bit of worm treatment. That can
- 17:54Speaker 5: be expensive, so flag it.
- 17:56Speaker 3: But having said that, it does feel good. You know
- 17:59Speaker 3: what actually if you go on the couch.
- 18:02Speaker 5: That Cavary Brimworth carpet, yes you get that along the r.
- 18:08Speaker 3: What I really like is a doormat at the front
- 18:10Speaker 3: of my house because.
- 18:12Speaker 5: You brushes, you know, for cleaning out your nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 18:20Speaker 5: stiff bristles on those bad good a fellas.
- 18:24Speaker 4: My cat won't keep his poos in the little box.
- 18:26Speaker 4: He runs out straight away afterwards and does zoomies and
- 18:29Speaker 4: it goes flying everywhere.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Does zoomies please help? What is a zoomie?
- 18:35Speaker 2: I think a zoomi is that the defecation has already
- 18:39Speaker 2: been half projected out and they think they're finished and
- 18:42Speaker 2: they just sort of zip out and as they're running around,
- 18:45Speaker 2: the tube escapes.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Yeah, so what do you do there?
- 18:49Speaker 5: I have not heard of that when you got in
- 18:50Speaker 5: the experience with that.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Oh no, not really just outside cat.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Outside cat right, Actually, speaking of good a fellas, my
- 18:59Speaker 4: cat was hit by a car last night and appears
- 19:01Speaker 4: to be off as food and isn't moving as he
- 19:03Speaker 4: normally would.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Any advice, Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, it's dead. That's how
- 19:08Speaker 5: you can tell with a cat. If it's not moving
- 19:10Speaker 5: and not eating, it's dead. Yeah, good a fowlers.
- 19:13Speaker 4: My cat keeps shredding toilet rolls and I'm struggling to
- 19:15Speaker 4: put food on the table now because I'm spending so
- 19:17Speaker 4: much on bog roll.
- 19:18Speaker 5: What do I do?
- 19:20Speaker 3: I steal mine from work the bog roll?
- 19:22Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well wouldn't you Whenever I go to McDonald's,
- 19:25Speaker 5: I get toilet paper. Whenever I'm at any kind of
- 19:30Speaker 5: takeaway joint, right, I'll get myself the toilet paper. I'll
- 19:34Speaker 5: get myself the tomato sauce, the salts, the peppers, straws,
- 19:37Speaker 5: and it can even have too many straws effect. Our
- 19:40Speaker 5: napkins are generally in better neck there than the old
- 19:42Speaker 5: toilet paper, to be fair.
- 19:43Speaker 4: So you still wouldn't you just teach your cat not
- 19:45Speaker 4: to do it?
- 19:46Speaker 3: You can't teach your cat and the cats don't listen
- 19:49Speaker 3: to your mate.
- 19:50Speaker 5: Right, Okay, I'm speaking honestly.
- 19:52Speaker 3: I tried to herd cats.
- 19:54Speaker 4: No, of course not. Yeah, actually that could be a
- 19:56Speaker 4: good saying.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Yeah, write that down, won't you? Yeah?
- 19:59Speaker 5: Okay?
- 19:59Speaker 4: Well, ah, get a guys. My bantam cock is shitting
- 20:03Speaker 4: feathers and it's starting to dribble. What's happening?
- 20:08Speaker 5: What's happening with what.
- 20:10Speaker 4: Is sitting feathers and starting to dribble?
- 20:13Speaker 5: Oh well, it could be getting old. That sounds like
- 20:15Speaker 5: an age thing. Often you find it. You remember a
- 20:17Speaker 5: cocky by cocker teal Yes, and it was highly stressed
- 20:21Speaker 5: out and so that started losing all its feathers until
- 20:24Speaker 5: it was as bald as a badger. It was a
- 20:27Speaker 5: completely nude cocker teal right. God, it looked funny though
- 20:31Speaker 5: it was.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Yeah, that's got a sort of that's got a kind
- 20:37Speaker 2: of crock pot feel about it.
- 20:38Speaker 5: Yeah, right. Often the easiest way to solve a problem
- 20:42Speaker 5: is to kill it. It's only a chicken, you know
- 20:44Speaker 5: what I mean. And when I say only a chicken,
- 20:47Speaker 5: I mean it's only a chicken.
- 20:48Speaker 2: And I've been taught how to do that very quickly
- 20:51Speaker 2: and effectively.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Swirly, swirly. Can I leave it at that?
- 20:54Speaker 5: Okay?
- 20:54Speaker 4: If you put it in the crock pot, well you
- 20:56Speaker 4: want to kill it? Doesn't become the cockpot?
- 20:59Speaker 5: Oh god.
- 21:02Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 21:05Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Aki.
- 21:08Speaker 3: We're talking Keyzy's wife's weird hobby.
- 21:11Speaker 4: No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
- 21:13Speaker 4: her to feel bad about Hibby.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Look, it's great. I'm all for it.
- 21:16Speaker 4: And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
- 21:19Speaker 4: not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
- 21:22Speaker 4: the airport and watch planes land. But she loves to
- 21:24Speaker 4: when a plane's flying over here, go oh that's an
- 21:26Speaker 4: M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
- 21:29Speaker 4: where it's come from.
- 21:30Speaker 5: And then we'll check the app and then we go. Ah,
- 21:32Speaker 5: you were corrected as from Melbourne. So good man, thanks.
- 21:34Speaker 3: To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah
- 21:39Speaker 3: goodt good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
- 21:42Speaker 8: I like taking other people's noses?
- 21:44Speaker 3: Bro oh right, picking other people's noses?
- 21:47Speaker 8: Did you say, yeah, oh yeah, right it Yeah, well
- 21:53Speaker 8: no I cleeked it right.
- 21:55Speaker 4: So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
- 21:58Speaker 4: collection or what?
- 22:00Speaker 5: Ah? It's a small town, mates, so I've basically got everyone.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Actually yeah, cool.
- 22:05Speaker 4: Right, everyone with for good stuff?
- 22:07Speaker 5: Mate? You they go a fifty dollars night. Definitely against
- 22:11Speaker 5: some antiseptic for your fingers.
- 22:13Speaker 4: There you're sick, but we can't yuck other people's youms
- 22:17Speaker 4: Monogi who says, wait, you're right. Actually I don't know
- 22:20Speaker 4: who says that.
- 22:20Speaker 3: Because we can.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean I don't have it
- 22:24Speaker 2: if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
- 22:26Speaker 2: you love your trains, your model trains, Mogi.
- 22:30Speaker 5: I do. I do love my model trains, but I
- 22:31Speaker 5: think I think for it to be weird, there has
- 22:34Speaker 5: to be like like, nobody is really doing it. It's
- 22:36Speaker 5: really niche like your keys is missus, Well.
- 22:38Speaker 2: You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
- 22:43Speaker 5: It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
- 22:46Speaker 5: So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
- 22:48Speaker 5: It's what they wear.
- 22:49Speaker 4: Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
- 22:51Speaker 4: people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance.
- 22:53Speaker 3: Oh look, I told you about my duck plate hobby.
- 22:57Speaker 3: I'm not one to judge.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Man, your wife likes duck plates, which is by the way,
- 23:02Speaker 4: for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
- 23:05Speaker 4: on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run.
- 23:07Speaker 5: I do so. How much line are you running in there?
- 23:11Speaker 5: Train line? It's probably three and a half cane now,
- 23:15Speaker 5: and that's all in the size of just your normal
- 23:17Speaker 5: sort of what it was my daughter's bedroom, but she's
- 23:19Speaker 5: out on the couch now. We've got to fold out
- 23:21Speaker 5: couch in the lounge, so she's in there fair enough.
- 23:23Speaker 5: And what I've done is so I've got it in
- 23:26Speaker 5: her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
- 23:29Speaker 5: hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
- 23:33Speaker 5: in her bedroom.
- 23:34Speaker 3: Sure.
- 23:34Speaker 5: So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do.
- 23:38Speaker 5: Goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
- 23:40Speaker 5: sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
- 23:44Speaker 5: when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
- 23:46Speaker 5: it's got the train goes all the way around the
- 23:48Speaker 5: top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
- 23:51Speaker 5: there by the ciling there and then back out, so
- 23:54Speaker 5: it sort of does the route right the way around
- 23:55Speaker 5: the house. It takes seven and a half minutes to
- 23:59Speaker 5: do the full all the full house here. That's awesome.
- 24:03Speaker 4: See, that's cool.
- 24:03Speaker 5: So there's a difference between weird and the things that
- 24:06Speaker 5: losers do and cool shit.
- 24:08Speaker 4: Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
- 24:10Speaker 4: I buy and flip sports cards for profit.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah, there' kesy that you've got back
- 24:18Speaker 2: into collecting old penthouses like classic ones yeah and playboys.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Well, there's just a massive market it is.
- 24:28Speaker 2: I mean, there's a huge audience for it at your
- 24:31Speaker 2: house because It's one of those things that people probably
- 24:34Speaker 2: just go on mine if they're that way inclined. But
- 24:36Speaker 2: you like actual the physical collecting of them making because you're.
- 24:40Speaker 5: Saying that it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't
- 24:46Speaker 5: suit your history? Like on the laptop, there's just so much,
- 24:48Speaker 5: you know, the search astry gets clogged up. But if
- 24:50Speaker 5: you've just got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard,
- 24:54Speaker 5: well that's right.
- 24:54Speaker 4: You know, my laptop barely runs anymore, you know what
- 24:57Speaker 4: I mean.
- 24:57Speaker 2: I mean, funnily enough, someone came up to me the
- 24:59Speaker 2: other and said they saw you in a second hand
- 25:02Speaker 2: shop going through the beaded curtain.
- 25:05Speaker 4: Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
- 25:07Speaker 2: Well a lot of them have those, if you're going
- 25:09Speaker 2: into if they've got like por nome eggs, like your pink.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Towels, is your Pty boys shop?
- 25:14Speaker 5: Really?
- 25:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 25:14Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 25:14Speaker 5: Told me I don't know anything about it.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Okay, Well what's the earliest one you've got.
- 25:19Speaker 4: I think I've got one from nineteen twelve.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, it.
- 25:23Speaker 5: Was the theme in the in the centifold of that one.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Ah, I was probably a bit later than actually it
- 25:28Speaker 4: was the theme was the Great Depression, couldn't afford clothes?
- 25:39Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 25:42Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ache.
- 25:45Speaker 3: It's the Big Shows Friday from And there's been some controversy.
- 25:54Speaker 8: The theme today is Vietnam and Keezy song, and his
- 26:01Speaker 8: relation to the theme is so tenuous that we found
- 26:06Speaker 8: it was important to bring in Pugsno to decide whether
- 26:10Speaker 8: or not he should be disqualified.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Before that, though, Kesey wants to please.
- 26:14Speaker 5: And this is a new turn of events that we
- 26:16Speaker 5: decided that peg Son should come in and be the
- 26:18Speaker 5: adjudy adjudicator because you and I jas we can't really
- 26:22Speaker 5: be You're not neutral on this, we can't be impatibal.
- 26:26Speaker 5: Thank you, pegsn Kezy off you go mate, all right.
- 26:30Speaker 4: So the song I chose just for everyone out there
- 26:32Speaker 4: listening is Freebird by Linen Skin.
- 26:34Speaker 5: And here's a wee snippet.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Yeah we all have a sound.
- 26:44Speaker 4: So that bit there, that iconic bit there, yeah YEA.
- 26:47Speaker 4: In the movie Forrest Gump, while he's in Vietnam, Jenny
- 26:51Speaker 4: is on the balcony. She's taken drugs, she's tripping, she's
- 26:53Speaker 4: about to jump off Jenny, she decides not to. It's
- 26:57Speaker 4: while he's in Vietnam that that happens. She is a
- 26:59Speaker 4: hippie protesting. It all happens at the same time.
- 27:02Speaker 5: What was the reason why, the original reason why you
- 27:06Speaker 5: you chose a song though? No, what was it? What
- 27:11Speaker 5: was the original reason?
- 27:12Speaker 4: Okay, the reason why I chose Freebird by Leonard Skinn
- 27:15Speaker 4: It is because, just like Jay's talking about his trip
- 27:17Speaker 4: to Vietnam, we've all heard it a million times and
- 27:20Speaker 4: it bangs on forever.
- 27:22Speaker 5: So to me, my comment that I would make about
- 27:25Speaker 5: there is it's not that's not related to Vietnam. That's
- 27:28Speaker 5: related to Jace. Jase goes on, It's got nothing to
- 27:31Speaker 5: do with Vietnam.
- 27:32Speaker 4: About I thought you were going to be about his
- 27:36Speaker 4: trip to Vietnam?
- 27:37Speaker 3: Can I just because it's pugs as I know.
- 27:40Speaker 2: But I just want to say this, Sure I remember
- 27:44Speaker 2: do you remember my famous ching swing?
- 27:46Speaker 3: Oh?
- 27:47Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 27:47Speaker 3: And I see it because it makes me want to
- 27:49Speaker 3: swing my head.
- 27:50Speaker 5: Yeah, because because it's my last start going on holiday
- 27:52Speaker 5: when I walk out.
- 27:55Speaker 7: That was a shockers right on a basis, when I
- 28:00Speaker 7: think of songs, songs that invoke the feelings of Vietnam
- 28:06Speaker 7: or that remind me of Vietnam. It's usually songs that
- 28:08Speaker 7: are involved in media about Vietnam, like films and stuff. Right,
- 28:10Speaker 7: And when I think of other tunes that I know,
- 28:13Speaker 7: you using the forest Gump line that has more weight
- 28:16Speaker 7: than your ship yarn about Jason.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Well, that was I was just trying to make it
- 28:20Speaker 4: hilarous because we're on the radio. I think to be
- 28:22Speaker 4: entertaining on.
- 28:22Speaker 6: The basis that it was used in a piece of
- 28:24Speaker 6: media about Vietnam.
- 28:26Speaker 5: On the basis that he's saying that it was, I'm
- 28:29Speaker 5: not even lying it is.
- 28:30Speaker 4: Someone's also texting about it too, Okay, on that basis.
- 28:33Speaker 3: That's how you got the information.
- 28:35Speaker 5: It's gonna fly. It's gonna fly.
- 28:38Speaker 4: Shocking, And also I like the controversy.
- 28:42Speaker 2: Can I also say, then if he wins, that has
- 28:44Speaker 2: an asterisk one.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Hundred percent, it has an asterisk.
- 28:48Speaker 5: But you're not disqualified.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's go to the I wanted to people
- 28:53Speaker 3: need to hear what we chose. Maggie, you went with this, Yes,
- 28:55Speaker 3: I did.
- 28:59Speaker 2: It should have thing too, But anyway.
- 29:04Speaker 4: So you know you're in me by rage. There is
- 29:06Speaker 4: a monk in Hochimen City on the front cover of.
- 29:09Speaker 5: The debut album of Rachkins also Know You're in Me.
- 29:13Speaker 5: You know it's a little bit you know, there's a
- 29:14Speaker 5: bit of a Vietnam War theme there as well.
- 29:17Speaker 4: Jase went for the animals. We've got to get out
- 29:20Speaker 4: of this place? Is this about Vietnam?
- 29:22Speaker 2: You know it's played in a particularly famous movie about Vietnam.
- 29:25Speaker 4: Really is in this studio?
- 29:30Speaker 5: Animals?
- 29:31Speaker 3: By the way, let's go to the phone lines. Good
- 29:33Speaker 3: a damn your mad barstard? Hou's life?
- 29:36Speaker 7: I'm good?
- 29:36Speaker 5: An good? Dan? Your backbone?
- 29:41Speaker 3: What are you running with? Dan?
- 29:45Speaker 8: To be keysy one of the greatest songs of all times?
- 29:50Speaker 2: Get on your Dan, your you're mad bastard hate and
- 29:53Speaker 2: your mad bar sarid Come on mate?
- 29:57Speaker 3: Yeah good, thanks Hayden.
- 29:59Speaker 5: I'm for born in the USA and I man, I'm
- 30:03Speaker 5: going to go for dates because did you know when
- 30:04Speaker 5: to Vietnam?
- 30:08Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 30:09Speaker 3: Your hate and your backbone? Neck, your mad barset? How's life?
- 30:16Speaker 3: Yeah good?
- 30:17Speaker 5: Nick? Good?
- 30:18Speaker 3: What do you do for a crass.
- 30:19Speaker 5: Mate construction manager?
- 30:22Speaker 3: No nonsense? What are you running with me? Nick?
- 30:29Speaker 8: Sorry to disappoint you, Jason, but I'm going to go
- 30:31Speaker 8: with Freebird as well.
- 30:33Speaker 4: The asteris of all time, so much Nick you're a
- 30:37Speaker 4: backbone man.
- 30:39Speaker 5: I blame Pegs, I blame Great Thats a shocker.
- 30:44Speaker 2: That is disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
- 30:48Speaker 5: Hey, you have chosen that song keys he having no
- 30:51Speaker 5: idea that it had anything to do with Forest Down.
- 30:54Speaker 5: You've chosen it for a reason. Then you've absolutely pulled
- 30:58Speaker 5: the wall over Pegs's eyes by doing a Google search
- 31:00Speaker 5: and hoping for the best. It makes a mockery of
- 31:03Speaker 5: this competition and makes a mockery of you, Jason, makes
- 31:06Speaker 5: a mockery of me, makes a mockery of the Throbber Throbber,
- 31:09Speaker 5: But more than anything, it makes a mockery of Pugs.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not talking the packs for a week shun.
- 31:16Speaker 4: The best part about this song it goes on forever
- 31:18Speaker 4: and we've heard it a million times, just like Jase
- 31:20Speaker 4: talking about Vietnam.
- 31:22Speaker 1: The Wold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
- 31:25Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey