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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 20th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the refic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
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  Speaker 5: How? This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. All right,
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  Speaker 5: it's Monday. It's a brand new week. It's Monday, October
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  Speaker 5: the twentieth, twenty twenty five. Yeah, hey, welcome to it.
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  Speaker 5: My name's Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, wood we got Menace.
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  Speaker 5: What is that Gina grad Good morning to you. Morning.
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  Speaker 5: There's a Sea Bass like what we've got Morgan, she's
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  Speaker 5: our associate producer. Vaughan is our video producer. We got
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  Speaker 5: Bort and Menji both here in the Woody Show production department.
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  Speaker 5: Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
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  Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to two to
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  Speaker 5: nine eight seven. Coming up for you on the show
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  Speaker 5: this morning. Course we'll get into the weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 5: Hope you had a great weekend, birthday, month, weekend minute.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sure there's lots to get caught up on.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's almost over all the news headlines that
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  Speaker 5: you should be aware of this morning. Also, Sea Bass
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  Speaker 5: went into uh some some comedy places did some was
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  Speaker 5: it comedy or just kind of like the coffee shop
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  Speaker 5: kind of open mic nights up.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's primarily comedy, but there may be some extra
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  Speaker 7: treats in there.
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  Speaker 5: Who Yeah, so it's a woody show. Got talent today?
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  Speaker 7: Fine, this is the thing. You gotta find new talent.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta go out there and pound the payment. You
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  Speaker 7: can't just sit in the studio and hope they come
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  Speaker 7: to you. I mean, right, we take this, Yeah to
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  Speaker 7: me out there? Take this show as example. How you
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  Speaker 7: gonna find a guy who's getting a full on exam
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  Speaker 7: on the streets San Francisco out there looking yeah, pleasure,
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  Speaker 7: that's right.
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  Speaker 5: An anal exam. Yeah? Are you healthy out there?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Exactly? Let me find out. Let me wrap my entire
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  Speaker 5: hand around your prostate. How does grab it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: This is how these comedians come out of you, come
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  Speaker 7: out of the wood of work, you know. Yeah, start
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  Speaker 7: so hard to find them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, that's coming up for you this morning. And I
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  Speaker 5: am pretty sure what a ninety two percent that's what
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  Speaker 5: you had. I'm still at ninety two U ninety two
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  Speaker 5: percent sure that we're going to be able to announce
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  Speaker 5: and launch the go to Dubai extreme weekend trip with
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  Speaker 5: Menace and Woody for MENACE's birthday month. Damn. We've been
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  Speaker 5: talking about it, We've been debating it, we've been fighting
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  Speaker 5: with our own company about it. Yeah, forever, every step
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  Speaker 5: and I think we're going to be able to announce
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  Speaker 5: it and then you will be able to officially start
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  Speaker 5: signing up to be the person who wins. What insane.
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  Speaker 5: But again, I'm gonna tell you we're only paying for
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  Speaker 5: the round trip bear Fair, which is a lot that's
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  Speaker 5: twenty five thousand dollars enough. You will be responsible for
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  Speaker 5: the taxes on that, as we've said before, if you
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  Speaker 5: decide to pay your taxes. If if you decide to
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  Speaker 5: pay your taxes, but we have another day, but it's
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  Speaker 5: not it's not coming from us. Also, we are also
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  Speaker 5: not responsible for uh, if you decide to stay for
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  Speaker 5: a day or two for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: You get your own room.
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  Speaker 5: You have to get your own hotel room. But all
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  Speaker 5: that is spelled out because we've been going back and
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  Speaker 5: forth with all the different stupid rules and everything else
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  Speaker 5: with our legal department. But what we want here is
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  Speaker 5: the extreme weekend trip where we leave on a Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: We fly sixteen hours to Dubai first class by the
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  Speaker 5: way on air, yeah, the way in a bed you
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  Speaker 5: could sleep half the day. I'm telling you that. There's
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  Speaker 5: a bar, there's a lounge, there are showers. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 5: and then we land, would you say, like an eight
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  Speaker 5: o'clock at night Dubai time. Yeah, okay, so eight pm
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  Speaker 5: du Bay time. We land, and then uh we get
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  Speaker 5: back on the plane and it takes off at eight
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  Speaker 5: thirty am, eight thirty eight. Nice rest, So twelve hours, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it's like things are open. Yeah's on the ground.
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  Speaker 5: We're on the ground for twelve hours. Yeah, I'm alady
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  Speaker 5: putting together a little playing little itinerary. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 5: so the we'll explain exactly how that works. And then
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  Speaker 5: sixteen hours back and then we're back by Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: Ready day show. Yeah. So from the time we sign
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  Speaker 5: off on the air on Friday until the time we
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  Speaker 5: get back on the our medicine, I will have gone
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  Speaker 5: to Dubai and back. That's probably a good idea to
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  Speaker 5: have a passport. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well that's one
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  Speaker 5: of the requirements. It's in the rules. Trust me. We
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  Speaker 5: had to go through all this.
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  Speaker 1: That's all there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, what else is going on this morning?
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  Speaker 5: Oh dude, so we hear about these people like this
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  Speaker 5: is this guy? He may have been using his phone
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  Speaker 5: a bit too much. I don't know, you make the call.
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  Speaker 5: According to the cops, the guy had been calling them
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  Speaker 5: about sixty thousand times over the past couple of years
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  Speaker 5: too much, with over fifty eight thousand of those calls
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  Speaker 5: being calls that don't even require police intervention. Now, Sea Bass,
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  Speaker 5: does that here locally? You would have to do that
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  Speaker 5: for the sake of goodness. Yes, somebody was jamming the
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  Speaker 5: trash shit at my apartment build. Oh, I handle that.
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  Speaker 5: Police also say that in the span of four days,
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  Speaker 5: he called them over eighteen hundred times because he was
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  Speaker 5: pissed over a penalty. He had been given a penalty
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  Speaker 5: for making false reports to the police, one that he
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  Speaker 5: had received, by the way, seven other times before. Those
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  Speaker 5: false calls included claims that he was going to kill
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  Speaker 5: his brother, oh, claims that he was keeping his brother
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  Speaker 5: locked up, and another that said that he was being
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  Speaker 5: held against his will.
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  Speaker 9: So he's perfectly sane, totally okay.
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  Speaker 5: So the cops they finally had enough, they arrested him.
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  Speaker 5: They charged him with obstruction and official du blah blah
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  Speaker 5: blah fraudult means yeah all that kinds Stiver cares about that,
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  Speaker 5: but yeah, I heat them up.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder who he's going to call from jail for
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  Speaker 4: the first time.
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  Speaker 5: He only gets one call, don't you only get money
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  Speaker 5: the cops. Yeah, he's gonna be like Jones and wanting
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  Speaker 5: to make more calls. Do you even remember the last
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  Speaker 5: time you called the cops? I don't. Oh I do.
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  Speaker 5: I do my old house, pretty common practice. Oh really,
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  Speaker 5: what happened?
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  Speaker 9: I mean between constant car accidents out front or just
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  Speaker 9: dudes with their pants down, you know, waving it around,
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  Speaker 9: you know what.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the last time, but
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  Speaker 5: I can't remember anything else. I did call the cops.
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  Speaker 5: I was driving in and there was a person kind
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  Speaker 5: of laying on the side of the freeway kind of
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  Speaker 5: on the shoulder, but not in the shoulder, like still
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  Speaker 5: in that far right lane, like their legs were hanging
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  Speaker 5: out into the far right line. And I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, you think they were dead. It's right where
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  Speaker 5: like the the two intersect, like right here by the
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  Speaker 5: radio station. So it's like this big like you know,
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  Speaker 5: ninety degree curve to the left, like someone's not going
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  Speaker 5: to see this person? Yeah, right, And I called the
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  Speaker 5: I called the cops. Oh you care last time I
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  Speaker 5: called the cops. We played the audio. Some guy like
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  Speaker 5: early in the morning, was using my neighborhood as a
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  Speaker 5: racetrack and was going, remember we had that, Yeah, just
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  Speaker 5: like super fast nods no, no, the rod like ninety
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  Speaker 5: miles an hour, just like car racing I do, but
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  Speaker 5: early in the morning, and it's they're going to crash
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  Speaker 5: into something. How about this story, this sixty year old guy,
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  Speaker 5: he walks into a supermarket right near the polaystation. He
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  Speaker 5: was wearing a face covering. He pointed a gun at
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  Speaker 5: the cashier and he demanded all their money. Now you
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't think that'd be very smart. You're doing this right
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  Speaker 5: next to a police station or anywhere. Well, his lawyer
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  Speaker 5: has explained that the guy was just desperate to get
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  Speaker 5: into prison so he could help his grandson, who was
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  Speaker 5: an inmate. That is one down Grandpa loyalty A week
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  Speaker 5: dude question has helped him with what right, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: love this dude. The judge rule that the man acted
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  Speaker 5: out of desperation and he shouldn't be sentenced to prison.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I love this guy. Yeah, I'm trying to see
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  Speaker 5: in the prison to help his grandson. Here's what they made.
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  Speaker 5: He had seen his grandson during a visiting room meeting
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  Speaker 5: with a broken tooth after being hurt by other prisoners. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and so that's what he wanted. He wanted to get
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  Speaker 5: in there and help him.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, but the judge rule that since
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  Speaker 5: he acts out desperation, uh, instead of several years in prison,
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  Speaker 5: he had to pay back victim. But what victim? I
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  Speaker 5: guess the cash. But you didn't do the person that
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  Speaker 5: you said scared, But like you pay them, Okay, get
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  Speaker 5: therapy and he's got to stay away from that shopping center.
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  Speaker 9: Fair though, because like you said, seeve best. The one
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  Speaker 9: thing he wanted they won't give him to go to prison.
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  Speaker 5: Up the game eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send
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  Speaker 5: us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take a quick break. We'll come back medicine. Tell
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  Speaker 5: us what's happening in the world of entertainment. Birthdays in
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  Speaker 5: port of Birthday all next year on a Monday edition
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  Speaker 5: of The Woody Show. Next hang on Woody Show. What's up, everybody?
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  Speaker 5: It's Menace. I hope you're enjoyed the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Just a heads up. The boo Haha is back. It's
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  Speaker 5: part of my birthday month. We're gonna have a little
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  Speaker 5: birthday bash. If you don't know the boo Haha, it
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  Speaker 5: is a beer fest that's happening in Orange County at
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  Speaker 5: the OC Event Center. Get more information, go to the
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  Speaker 5: Boohaha dot com. It happens October twenty fifth. I'd love
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  Speaker 5: to see you there.
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  Speaker 10: All.
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  Speaker 5: I love the back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday. Oh
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  Speaker 5: just don't you love that New week smell so fresh?
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  Speaker 5: Menace eight days away? Your birthday is in eight days.
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  Speaker 5: Talk it's huge. October twenty eighth, it's Menus's birthday. Crazy.
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  Speaker 5: He's getting older.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, don't know how old he is. I never
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  Speaker 1: know how old. You are.
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  Speaker 5: Forty six, then we're going forty six, So you're forty six?
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  Speaker 5: Are you're You're already forty six? You're going to be
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  Speaker 5: forty seven. That's that's my brob always forget which one
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  Speaker 5: am I? Which one I'm going to babe? Forty six? Well,
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  Speaker 5: you were you born? It was weird nineteen seventy nine,
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  Speaker 5: seventy nine.
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  Speaker 4: That tracks.
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  Speaker 1: That's a weird yep.
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  Speaker 5: That's a World Osteoporosi's Day. Oh, it's Information Overload Day.
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  Speaker 5: Every day, International Chef Day, National Brandied Fruit Day, okay rose,
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  Speaker 5: National Youth Confidence Day. Sure those kids, World Statistic six day.
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  Speaker 5: And today is a Dwally.
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  Speaker 9: Oh happy everyone.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard of until I believe it's Mary Dwally.
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  Speaker 11: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the office. I guess maybe, and then
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  Speaker 5: then I re forgot it. I never heard of it.
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  Speaker 5: The office mentioned it. RE forgot it right, And then
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  Speaker 5: there was something that just came up here recently states.
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  Speaker 5: Some states made it.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Here you go, menace today in history it was today.
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  Speaker 5: In nineteen seventy five, the Supreme Court ruled that teachers
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  Speaker 5: could spank students if the students were told in advance
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  Speaker 5: that their behavior would warrant such punishment. You just had
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  Speaker 5: to warn them that an ass wooman was coming, and
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  Speaker 5: then if it continued, you get to whip their ass.
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  Speaker 5: Bring it back. My stepfather used to tell stories because
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  Speaker 5: he went to a Catholic school. They'll get you. And
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  Speaker 5: this is like back in the fifties, you know, and
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  Speaker 5: they would whip these kids' asses. You had nine tales,
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  Speaker 5: all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 9: And you know what else they would do a friend
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  Speaker 9: of mine who's much older, they would put dry rice
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  Speaker 9: on the floor and make them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I heard about that too, al yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that would never get anywhere here. No, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: can't do anything.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe for a Morgan there for dollars, yes, but look
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  Speaker 5: at society and how long can you stand it?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What's better now? Or then a dollar a second? In fact,
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  Speaker 5: then I heard it sucks. Let's see how bad it sucks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you tell us tough it out? Oh yeah, don't do
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  Speaker 5: what I can do? Yeah, that's that's the nineteen seventy
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  Speaker 5: five not that long ago. Really to think that they
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  Speaker 5: you would think a nineteen seventy five maybe that would
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  Speaker 5: have been when they said, oh no, you used to
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  Speaker 5: be able to beat the kids up until now, right warning?
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  Speaker 5: But no not. The ruling was they could Yeah, good,
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  Speaker 5: they could whip their ass with the warning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well we got the birthdays and the porn of birthday
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  Speaker 5: here on this Monday morning coming up in just a second. First, Mendican,
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  Speaker 5: tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment. Well,
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  Speaker 5: Rosie o'donald names her a list star who was the
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  Speaker 5: worst guest host or the worst guests on her talk show?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: Who that is.
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  Speaker 1: I have to abstain. I saw that as I was
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  Speaker 1: dying to know.
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  Speaker 7: For folks who don't know, Rosy o'donald used to be
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  Speaker 7: a talk show in the nineties. All the people in
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  Speaker 7: the crowd.
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  Speaker 5: He used to be all fun and stuff, and she
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  Speaker 5: used to be a fake hetero excited for Tom Curry.
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  Speaker 1: That was her man.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not going to say Tom Cruise for that reason.
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  Speaker 7: Was who was the big god? This is such old news.
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  Speaker 5: I know headlines. I'll say, uh, Hugh Grant, how about that,
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  Speaker 5: Hugh Grant. It is Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 9: But everybody loves Keanu.
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  Speaker 13: She said that she does love Keano and he's gorgeous
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  Speaker 13: and he's very very nice, but he would just give
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  Speaker 13: one word answers and be very short one being on
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  Speaker 13: the show.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I see Kano kind of being that way.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't seem all that talkative, yeah, right, like.
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  Speaker 5: He would be like Kean. He's an artsy kind of
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  Speaker 5: quiet guy, which is not good for talk show guests. No, no,
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  Speaker 5: you're supposed to be all bubbly and energy and all
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  Speaker 5: and all that kind of stuff. He so this why,
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  Speaker 5: this is why this guy makes sense. As her favorite
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  Speaker 5: get that would be Martin short, oh, shut out of.
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  Speaker 9: Mechanics, eighteen voices at once.
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  Speaker 5: He's always doing a bit.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So if there's an exact opposite of Keanu, that would
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  Speaker 5: be Martin. She also says her absolute favorite guest, though
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  Speaker 5: favorite favorite favorite of all time would be Barbara streisand
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  Speaker 5: of course.
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  Speaker 1: Too oh yeah, I remember when Barbara was on that show.
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  Speaker 1: They had to switch where they sat, remember, yes, because
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  Speaker 1: she would have the desk. If you're watching, the guests
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  Speaker 1: would be on the left, but Barbara insisted being on
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  Speaker 1: the right. Same thing with The weird thing is Barbara
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even have a good size to me.
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  Speaker 5: That is like, that is above and beyond.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, if I'm a host, I don't care who Okay,
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  Speaker 7: let's say I do care who it is. I'm immediately
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  Speaker 7: calling out, yeah, yeah the moment, So what's what is
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  Speaker 7: the other side?
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  Speaker 5: What's so great about it?
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  Speaker 14: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, Now, Morgan, did you know that Rosie and
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  Speaker 5: Donald had a talk show?
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  Speaker 4: Actually I did because my mom used to work with
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  Speaker 4: Rosi o'donald. Fun fact they worked at a restaurant together
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  Speaker 4: in Colorado. Yeah, before she ever got famous, like when
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  Speaker 4: she was first starting stand up.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, are we sure you're talking about Rosio Donald not
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  Speaker 9: Roseanne Barr? Oh crap, yeah, I knew it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know which one. I know?
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  Speaker 9: Roseanne she lived in.
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  Speaker 5: Colorado, Yeah, notoriously worked out.
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  Speaker 4: Ah it's Roseanne then, But are they not the same bitch, same.
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  Speaker 9: Bitch, the same thing?
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  Speaker 7: Apparently? Jimmy Kimmel, I love him, hate him. He refused
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  Speaker 7: Barbaris tristand for that very reason.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, good, good, Yeah, I like Jimmy. He's fine. All right, Uh,
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  Speaker 5: where are we going? Oh?
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  Speaker 13: Greg, you might know who this person is, and I'm
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  Speaker 13: sure Gina knows as well. Do you know Diane Thurstenberg.
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  Speaker 13: She's a famous designer.
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  Speaker 5: Diane Vaughan.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 9: We have the rap dress?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, she invented it, No one knows. And she also
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  Speaker 13: had a husband off and on for many years. His
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  Speaker 13: name is Barry Diller, who is a legal billionaire. He's
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  Speaker 13: also gay. He's gay now and at least.
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  Speaker 5: He has eighty three but he has openly been bisexual.
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  Speaker 5: Now that goes to your argument he can't just be bisexual, right, Well,
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  Speaker 5: that's Greg's words, not mine.
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  Speaker 1: No, I never, those are not my words. I said
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  Speaker 1: that if you're bisexual, you at least have fifty one
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  Speaker 1: preference for one of the time. So Lean Moore absolutely, absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:30
  Speaker 13: They were married for a short time in the seventies,
• 15:34
  Speaker 13: and then they got remarried in two thousand and one.
• 15:37
  Speaker 13: But now finally, at eighty three, he is gone full gay,
• 15:42
  Speaker 13: full gay.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so full gay. So maybe your theory is right.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your final years the.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Pathetically, and you can throw this back at me as well, hypothetically.
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: Would you hook up with an eighty three year old
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: for any reason? Let's say, money, pity, admiration, money for money, Greg, Now,
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: no legal billionaire?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Really eighty three?
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: That's uh.
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: He wants to give you two million dollars, cat.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do. No, I wouldn't do fifty three.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: You're going crazy?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hey, it's my thing, you know.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Wow, I'm willing to gobble forget, forget the I'll think
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: about a gay eighty three year old. Yeah, hell yeah, bro.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: But you do like him young, Greg, But.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I like him young girls.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: There's liking things and doing things for money.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what I imagine you're implying like oral him
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: or something he wants.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anything he wants. It's not dangerous. Let's say, how
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: long would it last?
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: Fifteen minutes?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes for two million dollars? All right, I'll change.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: He's willing to do it, all.
• 16:44
  Speaker 13: Right, Okay, fun fact. Greg is not for sale, all right.
• 16:48
  Speaker 13: Now check this out, eminem. He you know he has
• 16:52
  Speaker 13: another grandchild. Also, he is actually dating somebody. You haven't
• 16:56
  Speaker 13: really heard about his dating life since the early two
• 16:58
  Speaker 13: thousands when he was trying to get back with this
• 17:01
  Speaker 13: baby's his baby mama. But apparently he's been dating his hairdresser.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: For a little while.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: So does he not have much hair?
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Good for him?
• 17:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, apparently she's like done his hair for like music
• 17:12
  Speaker 13: videos and photo shoots and stuff like that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: So good for him. He's actually out there dating. He
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: is fifty three. I didn't realize that he was fifty
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: three years old.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Noll, he dies, he's weird, just had a birthday.
• 17:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah, well, good for him. He's a he's out there
• 17:25
  Speaker 13: in the dating world. Now there's a story that we
• 17:27
  Speaker 13: didn't talk about that I thought was really interesting, and
• 17:30
  Speaker 13: I know it involves the Real Housewives, you know, you
• 17:32
  Speaker 13: don't want to hear about it, but the story is
• 17:35
  Speaker 13: kind of wild if it's true. Now, the Real Highs,
• 17:38
  Speaker 13: the Real Housewives of Potomac on Bravo has somebody named
• 17:43
  Speaker 13: doctor Wendy of Sopho's and she is getting hit with
• 17:49
  Speaker 13: some insurance fraud because she said that she went on
• 17:53
  Speaker 13: vacation to Jamaica and when she got back there was
• 17:57
  Speaker 13: hundreds of thousands of dollars items stolen. All right, But
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: police say, well, we saw some of those items on
• 18:05
  Speaker 13: social media way after you said they got her soul, yeah, allegedly,
• 18:11
  Speaker 13: And so they went to her house and they allegedly
• 18:14
  Speaker 13: found many more items that were allegedly stolen. So she's
• 18:20
  Speaker 13: she has sixteen counts of charges on that.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: There's a difference between like maybe saying, oh, this painting
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: is worth fifty supposed to five hundred and just keeping
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: the stuff, yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 13: And then allegedly posting it on social media.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: That's stupid, right, people will.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: Always hang themselves thanks to social media.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Also, I mean, doctor in the name, you're supposed to
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: be like smart, right, trustworthy. Yeah, you're supposed to be
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: super smart. Okay, one last thing, Taylor Swift isn't bigger
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: than Michael Jackson or the Beatles, says experts, because we'll
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: never have the the audience that we had before with
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: different things like television stuff like that. That's the theory that, well,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: no one will ever have as big as audience as
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Michael Jackson or the Beatles, because case in point, when
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: the Beatles were on the Ed Sullivan Show, oh in
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: nineteen sixty four, they had an audience of seventy three
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: million views.
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: Well that's exactly right. Will you talk about this all
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: the time. There's so many more slices of pie. Now
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: you're never going to get a ninety share on TV.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: But I kind of disagree because we have music videos
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: that have hit like a billion views sure for teenagers
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: watched them five hundred times. Yeah you know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always say all that, and I.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: Always say this about the Super Bowl, like even if
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: it has one hundred twenty million viewers, that means there's
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: two hundred million just in this country who don't watch
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: the Super even care.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but then there's like clips online and TikTok and
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: Instagram and all stuff, Like I think the views are
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: out there all right, Well, I don't know. I already
• 19:46
  Speaker 13: have disagree that she can be as big as Michael
• 19:48
  Speaker 13: Jackson and the Beatles. Like people would actually anywhere you
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: go in the world would know who she is.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: They said. The only product out there where you can
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: go anywhere in the world and people know what it
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: is is Coca Cola. That's what I was gonna say.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, but Jackson, Michael Jackson was so huge people forget,
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: like even in China, like he in Jordan too. Yeah,
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: they couldn't go anywhere in the world almost outside of
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: you know, Hudson Eskimo Land.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, did you use the proper term? You're right?
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I think we really forget how enormous Michael
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Jackson was.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's your report, would he? I thank you
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: menace yea side for your birthdays show this shiday we're
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: going he left this shiver day.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: We're gonna sit because he was like, it's shivery and
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: you know we don't do birthday.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to Snoop dogg Oh really Yeahue, how do
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: you think Snoop is now? Keep in mind blackdone crack
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: say fifty three fifty three fifty eight, sixty one. It's crack,
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: but it's getting pretty mumified and looking these days. On
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Snoop Dog Snoop Dogg is fifty four. To the Damn Girl,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: that's my boy. He was Jim on the Office. Johnson
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Zinsky is forty six. Vigo Mortensen from the Lord of
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: the Rings trilogy. He is sixty seven film director Danny
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Boyle who did some Dog Millionaire and Train Spotting and
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: something like that. Greg how old is he today?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Let's go with sixty nine.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: He's sixty nine years old. You should work at the carnival.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I should NBA Young Boy, the rapper is twenty six
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: that youre rappers, By the way, that seems to be
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: the new thing with with rappers. I've noticed menace. I'm
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: sorry for being so white like NBA Young Boy, or
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: it's it's something bubble yeah, yeah, big g the plug
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: or whatever, like he's yeah, it's always like some yeah something.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: All I know about NBA Young Boy is that he
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: is largely disrespected at Yeah. He seemed to be a wankstone.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Well he'll never be broken again.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I was just gonna ask if anybody knew the name
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: of his basic never broke again. You got it. Well,
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: you win, you win, Thank you so much. Dan Fogler,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: actor comedian from the Fantastic Beast films. Sure with that one,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: nerds forty eight years old today, and then your part
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: of birthday today is Alexis Tay and today's today's birthday girl.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: She's got the body count higher that mister Rogers after
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: nom Yeah, there's a lot of kills, so the mister
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Rodgers is crazy.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Six and eighty six fine films, including Alexis Wants It Anally.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: She was in Hot Dong Eating Contest Volume one, Scissoring
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: BFFs Orgasm Hard nice yep, she was in Rammed by
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Her Reelder, those are see those are two that I
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: think Greg would like, the scissoring ones, and then you know,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: rammed by her when I was buying a house. Nobody real.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Alexis Tay. She was in an outdoor mischief leads to
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: a great orgasm Gray, Yes, she was. She was in
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: the holiday film Christmas Orgasm Express Festive. And then who
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: can forget her unfittable role in Smile through the Panel.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Sometimes that's Alexis Tay. He's twenty eight years old today
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: and at your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: that is a Monday morning. Look at what's happening around
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: the wad of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show here,
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: welcome back. Yeah, I'm glad you remembered the way back
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: to us after our weekend. It's it's hard sometimes you
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: forget these things. Sprinkle bread comes, phones are open eight
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: seven seven forty four Woody text over to two two
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: nine eight seven. Now, not everyone knows everything unless you're
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass, and you believe that you do know everything.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, But have you ever had a conversation
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: This is a silly question for this room, but have
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: you ever had a conversation with another adult about something
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: that you couldn't believe you had to explain? Yes? Now,
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: there are a couple of things that stand out to me.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Number one, uh explaining suppositories to Gregg. Greg was convinced
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: at one point point that all suppositories were metal. How
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: would that work?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I remember why. I was like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: what because you said they were It was like a
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: bullet and in my head it was metal. How does
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it release medicine into your butt?
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I mean it just a timer? Yeah, that was that
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: was it was fun. That was a fun one. And
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: then also when I had to explain how airplane tugs
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: worked to my wife, that's, you know, the the little
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: tractor that's sitting in front of the plane of the
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: gate and pushes it back from the gate, because why
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: don't they just throw it? What does that little truck do?
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, the little
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: truck that's in front of the plane, what does it do?
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: I go, are you serious? I just loved her angry
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: response to you. Yeah, because it pushes the plane back
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: away from when we leave. It pushed the plane back
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: with okay, it was stupid on my forehead. I'm like, yeah,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: I guess so I guess it's too easy and people
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: are definantly wrong. It's fun that makes it so much.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Bade one of the one of the funniest ones. Uh
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: this is I guess more like a bitch betray And
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: there was a story about that we had heard some
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: listener was telling us about how, uh, their wife they're
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: gonna just have like heat up frozen dinners and they go,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: you want to have these now? And he goes, yeah, sure,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: go ahead. So she goes to make them. She heats
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: his up and he's now waiting. He's like, wait, what
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: are you doing with yours?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Why do you win?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: She goes, why we can't. I can't have it yet,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: he's why. She goes because it's seven thirty. But it's
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: only five thirty right now. The package said heat seven
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: minutes and thirty seconds. But she for whatever, She goes,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: you can't heat until seven thirty, like and then yeah, yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: but it's only five thirty, and he's like wait, and
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: he looked at the and she goes, I don't know
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: what I was thinking, and she was meggat embarrassed. But
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: if that's real, that's right. Yeah, yeah, still still really fine. Yeah,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: totally seven thirty of cooking time compared to time of day.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: This one says I had to explain to my thirty
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: three year old coworker that the sun rises in the
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: east and sets in the west every day. Allegedly, I
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: had to explain credit cards to my seventy three year
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: old mother. She didn't know that you have the option
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: to pay the balance in full. She thought that you
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: had to only make the minimum payment. That's the payment.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, customer, right there, Yeah, that's that's the favor
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: right there. People were asked, what's the most unbelievable thing
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: that you've had to explain to another adult. A friend
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: of mine thought that if too many people had solar
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: panels that they would use up all of the sun.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: One of my colleagues is a flat earther. We are
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: both professional pilots. The edge, I mean, depends on how
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: far you're flying. True. Maybe you know because the ice
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: walls doe also how all your navigation works. True. A
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: friend of mine thanked a service dog because she thought
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: being a service dog meant the dog had served our country.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Yeah, thank you.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: My sister in law's boyfriend, much younger than me, thought
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: male boxes were just decorative and didn't know you could
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: put actual actual mail in there, like to be sent out.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: I guess it's only to that mail, like you have
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: to drop the mail. That's see. That's what the little
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: flagger is on the side of the mailbox.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: You knew that, right, No, But mine doesn't have the flag,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: so I just have to leave it kind of like sitting.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: There flags on set and you knew it was for Yeah,
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: of course, Well there's not really enough course here. I mean, yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: I had a friend who thought that every country in
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: the world was its own separate island with no land borders. Yeah,
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: they grew up in Bermuda. Yeah, I don't know anybody
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: got one to add like the bass. I'm sure because
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: you you have to explain things to people all the time.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, my bar is so much higher. Obviously
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: our favorite, my favorite story of this all time. We
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: had a girl living in our fraternity house over the
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: summer because we ran out in the summer, and she
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: had to be told by her mother that the reason
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: she was getting so many East infections was she was
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: wiping back to front.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Oh no, it's took that long to figure that out.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: She was done a little bit, which was okay.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: Well that's why she was getting the Yet, speaking of
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: roommates in college, I was roommates with a dude and
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: was showing him how to clean the bathtub and I said,
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: you just need to get a little elbow grease in there.
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: And he went to the kitchen and said, where is it, Hey,
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: where are the actual elbow the elbow grease?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Well, at least he was trying.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: It sounds like something that you would do at a
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: like a garage for the you know, like the new guy.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, turn signal. I worked at the grocery store. We
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: told the people that they have to go outside and
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: mop all the handicap parking spaces. See it better solid one. Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: pressure washing. What's the most unbelievable thing that you've had
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: to explain to another adult? You can you can hit
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: us up on the text over to ninety seven. Well,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: we'll take a quick break. We got some more show
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: coming up for your next tang on the show. We'll
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: be right back Woody show. Well, we are into another
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: new hour. She Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Monday morning. Yay, October twentieth, twenty twenty five. My name
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: is whatdy. That's Greg Gory High Woody. We got Menace,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Hi grad Sea Mass is around here somewhere. We got Morgan.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: can send us eight texts over to two two nine
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: eight seven almost like well where Sammy. Yeah, Sammy went
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: to a wedding. But it's been a week, so we're
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: trying to figure it out. Like I thought she was
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: back today and I realized that was off by day.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, tomorrow.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, but allegedly liked she and steamboat. Will you
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: just like accelerate things keeping secrets? Yeah, that's why I asked, like,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: was she in the wedding? And we never I don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: think we don't know that either, but ask at all?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Have you not met Sammy? Sammy is not like very
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: forthcoming with anything, like like she's she's pretty close to
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: the vest. Yes, like like you said, secretive, she's pretty secretive.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: She's not an open book.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: No, So I don't really ask. And we've all been
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: in weddings. Doesn't mean they're a week long, right, I'm
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: going because you're in it. I'm going to a wedding
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: this weekend down the Jersey Shore.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: How many credits? Yeah, I leave today right after the show. Okay,
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I'll be back in December, you know what.
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: But knowing Sammy, she's like, well, I had to decorate
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: the church, and I like.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Sammy still works here. She's just gone to his wedding
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: for three months?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: What was going on?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: We've got some of the trending news headlines coming up
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: for you this hour, Greg, How was your weekend?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Weekend?
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Was fine?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I give it a see was productive and mid but
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I do have the kids say it s you know,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: just whatever weekend, but my cheer and I'm picking one thing.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: If we're doing cheers and jeers. Now my cheer is four.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Not a sponsor, but should be, could be, would be.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: It's called Sarah Coats, which is a ceramic tire cleaner
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: for your car. And it is so good. I'm so
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: every calm down. I'm picking my one cheer. Yeah, and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I'm very hard to please when it comes to products.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: This product rolls. It doesn't sling as promised. It doesn't
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: want sling. So if you use something like armor all
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: like basic tire stuff, it'll like whip off the tires
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: when you drive and you'll go all over the back.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It's not greasy. It works. It coats the tires. It's
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: called Sarah Coat c E R A k O t E.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It's a ceramic tire Sarah coats.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: It sounds like it's cough medicine.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: It kind of does Sarah coate. So yeah, should be
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: a sponsor. Rules. That is my cheer and I'm proud
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: What a weekend, right, I know that's a lot.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: I get it because remember I told you I got
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: stainless steel cleaner for the fridge, and how excited I was.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: I understand eventually by the way you stop using that
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: stuff when you have stainless steel things like you stop
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: using true, like you using five times a day because
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: you think like, oh, I have to use this, And
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: eventually you just get like whatever you use to wipe
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: down the counters and the extra waters on the start.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll see that excitement will go away. The Sarah
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Cote excitement will not.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Is so new with the homeowner stuff, and we'll stop
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: caring eventually.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Actually, you'll be like my gear is to a sound
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: effect that you see or that you hear. You don't
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: see a sound effect you hear in movies and TV shows.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You know, if somebody gets knocked out or punched, or
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: if there's a loud blows in nearby. The movie makes
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: it so you're in their point of view and you hear.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: That, Oh yeah, like in your ears. Stop with that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: As somebody who suffers from Tonight's And when I say suffer,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I mean soft do you really have it? Oh yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: like to the point it keeps me up at night.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: It's a constant nightmare. And I don't need to be
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: reminded of it on a TV show if there's an
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: explosion or you get punched, I don't need to hear.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: They lower the volume of other people are yelling and screaming,
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: but it's really low. But you hear that tone, the
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: ringing tone.
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: And of course if see West, we're in here right now,
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: you tell you it's it's tinatus.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Oh it'stus. Yeah, my doctor said tonight.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: But do you hear it right now?
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four to seven. And like certain songs do
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: it at the end of a song, like Nirvana songs
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: will have that feast ball guitar smashing pumpkins back. Nobody
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: wants to hear that. I've never thought about it. You
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: never know what you're talking about, but never get a
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: second second thought.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Unless the guy that started texted Roadhouse. His was so
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: bad that he ended up unliving himself. I do. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: hate that so much, considered killed himself, killed himselves.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a point in time where I thought,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you know what, life isn't for me because.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: It's that bad? How long have you had it?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Ten to fifteen years?
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Because there's nothing you can do about it?
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: I know you just are you just constantly listening to stuff.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cause headaches.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Twenty four that is why you have a hard time
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: falling asleep probably, Yeah, because it's just twenty four to
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: seven of them.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: So we don't need it in movies and TV shows.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't take it to change the whole industry.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: And if you're in a band and you think feedback
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: is cool and.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Edgy, it's not. It's Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: So I had a great weekend. I went to the
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: football game yesterday with the Menace. So that was a
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: great sweet life. Very lucky there. But my cheers actually
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: goes to porn stars. Hell yeah, because of one of them,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: because they do such a great job. Right. But one
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: of my one of my good friends who I invited
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: to the game, she couldn't go because she had to
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: do a shoot. She was doing an anal shoot with
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: like another girl and some toys, right, but she had hemorrhoids. Oh,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: so she literally had my other friend who's her manager,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: like open up and look, you know, and see like,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: oh what can we shoot and where you won't see them?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: So spread her buttche.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm trying to not be so descriptive.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Going from this like look inside of Yeah, well she'd them.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: And yeah, you got to look inside the figure out
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: where the photographer could film from.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: So it didn't you can't you can't see it from
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: the outside.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't look, but apparently, yeah, well it's like a
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: swelling and it's painful. So shout out to porn stars
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: that go through.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: You know, she don't do haul out that day, like
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: something you never give thought to imagine. Can you imagine
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: you have the kind of job where you can call
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: out because of henrhyds.
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, if it's an anal.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Shoot, yeah, so hell yeah with her to her, my jeers.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Goes, you get your period, that's a reason to work.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Sounds good today. I know some people that do that's awesome.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: I used to know a girl that would do that too.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: My jeers goes to myself, I guess, but also my
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: dogs like my feet because I don't know when I'm
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: going to learn to stop wearing heels. I wore heels
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: to the football game yesterday. Why and by the time
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I got back to the car to leave, oh my,
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: like they're bleeding.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Morgan. When I gave up on did they did pretty much?
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: They are if it look better.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: iHeart Radio Music festival. Walking around Vegas. You look at
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: these girls are in there, going out here, and they're
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: not wearing heels. It's anything they're wearing super like flat normal,
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: like converse, something like white tennis shoes.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Ladies should be wearing heels. It makes I don't look
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: way better.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I thought I was under the impression that
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: the heels things over. The sales are way down on heels,
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: because like, what's the point. Why why are you catching up?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Guys, I'm gonna quit.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I even wear heels my wedding. And you're super tall again.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: It just you know, it works with appreciating thank you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I'm a real woman in these streets.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Down like you're you're you're tall and you're thin, so
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: you don't need to elongate because thinner. Okay. I know
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: you were at the game towering over everybody. Yeah, and
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I like that looking down on people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Man, literally, they're not looking good today. So jeers to
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: my dog's box.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you have any cheers the weekend. Yeah, no,
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: not a big deal.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You get any tire cleaners or anything, I don't.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: I don't have anything like that. Are just a pedestrian
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: kind of weekend. Oh wait, so I flew to Tennessee
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: to go take delivery of the plane that I bought,
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: and dude, it's rad flew it back. Uh huh, just
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: you know, took our time. I had this guy, uh
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: that I hired to fly back with, who's like an
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: expert on these planes. He knows these planes inside, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: it has thousands of hours flying these planes, learned so much.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: It was like the world's longest flight lesson. But like
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: now I'm a total expert in all things that this
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: this plane does. And what do you have left? You
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: have to do the bad weather flying right now, that's different.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: That's that's for an instrument rating. But I'm wrapping up
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: my pilot's license, which should be done here in the
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: next couple few weeks. Yeah, and then and then go
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: right into the instrument training, which is when you can
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: fly without being able to see outside, like so you're
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: in clouds and things like that. But anyway, uh, dude,
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: it's just it's a it's a real thing. I was
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: just it was it was pretty crazy.
• 39:03
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: It's the same when when you bought you know, the condo.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: You know, there's certain things that you know, you've maybe
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: thought about, like that kind of been a long term goal.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I've thought about it even though I haven't been doing
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: the flying thing, like literally doing it for very long.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: I've been thinking about it for decades, like I've been
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: wanting to do it for decades. And then I started
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: doing it, and then I, you know, start learning about
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: what you need in order to uh you know, uh
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: say rent a plane once you have a license, and
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, well that kind of sucks, you know,
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: like you got to do it so much further in advance.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: And the whole point of is to be able to
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: be spontaneous and be able to go do things and whatever.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: And I want to be able to use you know,
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: a plate more often than that. And so then I
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: start looking into it and I'm like, I think I
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: might be able to pull this off, and and I
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: did and I got it, and now it's like, wow,
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I can't believe this is real. So it's it's one
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: of those uh yeah, it's just one of those things
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: that you never thought whatever be you and it is
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: totally I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Yeah, you know,
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: but it's been a long time doing this dumb job.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: And there's been a lot of like, yeah, there's been
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: a lot of like you know, uh, detours and turmoil
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: and like other things that you've gone through and whatever.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: But then at the end of it, you got you
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: have to kind of something that you have something to
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: show for it. Yeah, for sure, it's something that you
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: really wanted to do or not have a hobby for
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: so long, didn't do anything but this job. And that's
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: why my wife yelled at me. I gotta give my
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: wife credit to Like she's the one that yelled at
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: me for so long about all you do is work,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: You come home, you nap, you wake up, you start
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: working again, you have some dinner with us, We get
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: you for five minutes, and then you go right back
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: to bed so you can wake up and work again.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: And that's that's what my life has been for thirty
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: years like that, doing nothing really like outside of that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: So this is this has been great. It's been it's
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: been awesome. When you've gone back, did you sit and
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: just look at it, I'll just I have like a
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: ring set up so I can just like look at it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: I was I was pull up a chair, I was
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: laying in bed last night. I'm like, did I really
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: just do that? Like like this weekend and just all
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: the flying is anyway that that that was great?
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: The jeers is also is also work related, and so
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: we we've been on this station in Louisville all one
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: oh one five for a handful of years now, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: you know, things happen like when you're a syndicated show.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Stations come, stations go. It's it's not a it's not
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: a personal thing. But I guess the part that I'm
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: taking issue with when it comes to this station, uh,
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: is just the way that they've they've handled this situation,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: which I think is kind of lame because I've always
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: felt like we had a really good, you know, working
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: relationship with them. So part of it, part of it
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I do understand, but the other part I don't. I
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: just want to kind of want to get your opinion,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: your take on this.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I think I know where this is going.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: So anyway, you know, we we did a lot of
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: work for the station. We we you know, did any anything.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: We and we have this with all of our affiliates,
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: but anything that you need from us, we are always there.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: We are super team players and you know this this
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: station just got sold. So it was owned by another
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: company called Alpha. They got sold to a company called
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Connoisseur Media. And the guy who runs this Connoisseur Media company,
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: his name is Jeff Warsaw, now our Warshaw, i should say,
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: and he has a whole thing where so he across
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: all their radio stations, got rid of all of the
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: program and that came from our syndication company, which is
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Premier Networks. So they have everybody from you know, the
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Overnight Alien Show, George Coast to Coast to Bobby Bones
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: and Elvis Duran and Sean Hannity and US and the
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Breakfast Club. I mean, you name it. There's there's thousands
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: of shows across you know, thousands of stations, and he
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: just cut ties with all syndication because he doesn't want
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: to give that company any money. Damn. Okay, So he's
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: gonna do live and look fine. Cool, that's great. That's
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: not my issue. But that's the thing that's that's the
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: marching order from the new company and that's what they
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: decide to do, which which is fine. Again, I'm totally
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I'm totally cool with that. People come, people go, it's
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: just the it's just the way that it works now.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: It wasn't a local decision because again, we've had a
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: pretty good relationship with these guys. And I saw because
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: somebody fourded this to me and they go, dude, what happened?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: And I go oh, and even I didn't even see this.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: It was posted like a handful of days ago. It says, oh, here,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: I even have the songs so so you can hear
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: the song they have playing in the background. It's Buck Cherry. Sorry, right, yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: we need to apologize. For six years, mornings on this
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: station have been dot dot dot a series of questionable
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: life choices, and then they list three. In that time,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: there have been three shows, three morning shows on that station,
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jewble, Dave and Mahoney, the Woody Showy Questionable.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: If mornings were Tinder dates, we shut up every week
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: with a different haircut, a fake name, and zero social skills.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: We told ourselves we were innovating. In reality, we were
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: throwing syndicated shows at your alarm clock like confetti at
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: a parade, loud, messy, and completely ignoring the actual point.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: We didn't read your emails, we didn't answer your calls.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: We didn't even know the names of half the people
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: on the shows, oh really, which wasn't even a lot
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: of people to begin with. For six years, we have
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: been the human embodiment of wing it and hope it sticks.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: So here's the official apology. We wasted your mornings, we
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: wasted our mornings, We wasted everyone's coffee money. Sorry about that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: But then it hit us, maybe mornings don't need complicated schemes,
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: viral segments or some guy's breakfast story from eight hundred
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: miles away. Maybe all you need is music. So here
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: it is more music mornings. Wow, no frills, no elaborate
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: attempts to be cool, just the songs you actually came
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: here for it. So it goes this whole thing. Oh yeah,
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: we'll be perfect, Nope, will we make mistakes. Definitely, will
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: be better than the last six years, hopefully. All right, Well,
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: so here's the thing, got yourselves that's not cool, you know,
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: like because uh, I gotta tell you with you listen
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: those three shows, Brooke and Jewbile, David Mahoney, it's just
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: those three right there. These are all wildly successful shows,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: all of them. And so it's one of those situations,
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: like people said about Taylor Swift for the longest time.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Hey bitch, maybe it's you, you know what I mean,
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: maybe maybe there's a maybe there's something else going on
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: there everybody else. Yeah, but if it doesn't years yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: just yeah, and yes you did. And this was just
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: something that came down from above. And so this is
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: what they do when they don't have money to hire,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: you know. They and by the way, they are good
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: people there at that radio station. I don't wish them
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: you know, uh, you know, failure. I wish them well.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: They were always very cool and you know, while the
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: show was on, they were very much involved, and we
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: were happy that they were because there's a lot that
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: don't they don't get involved or don't have us do anything,
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: and I don't want us there at all, right, yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: because it comes from above that this is what they're
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: going to do. This was this was different, and you know,
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I just don't like the way it was handled. My
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: wrong like for I'm like, you guys reaction.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when we saw I thought it was a joke
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: and I was like, oh, this is They're serious.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so it's very.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Well, they're they're kind of whack a doodle, you know,
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: and like like the way that they do their writing
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: for different things and stuff they would send us. It's
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: very much. It's uh, you know, I know, it's like
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: they're at least thing, they're at least trying, they're doing
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: their thing. I don't fault I don't fault them at all.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: They were decent with sarcasm.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have killed you to say, hey man,
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: shout out to the wood Show, appreciate the X number
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: of years you know.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Doing something.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: We're gonna try something else. I didn't really care because, yeah,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: because the statement was very try hardy. It's very try hardy.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Then menesoted into the engagement on it, and nobody cares. No,
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: one cares, nobody, nobody cares about this whole music because
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: guess what, And that's the thing. All these radio stations
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: they start going into the oh, we're gonna play nothing
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: but music. If only there was another place to get
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: music everywhere. Yeah, so when it comes to stuff like this,
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: this is kind of where things are going. Only because
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: you don't have to wait for us to play the
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: song that you want to hear. You don't have to
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: sit through commercial to hear songs you want to hear.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: You can get them right now. Yeah, this thing without
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: commercial This statement got some engagement because of course the
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: way it was written, and then after when they started
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: posting about music, no one cares. Yeah yeah, so I mean, yeah,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: shout out to uh one of five to one and like,
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: because we do appreciate the opportunity that we had there.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: And uh, you know, when when one leaves, others come
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: and we're gonna have an announcement here very soon. I
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: will tell you that about another hand big hand full
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: of stations that are all joining, yeah, joining the parties.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: So anyway, that that that's my that's my jeers. I
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: don't know why it even kind of stuck out. It
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: just it just it just and yeah, the buck Cherry
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: song and the like. Well yeah again it was just
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: a blanket thing through their whole company. Yeah, it wasnt us.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: So that's why I didn't really care at all. It's
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: like whatever, here's the biggest here's the biggest problem with
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: that radio station. When I say maybe it's maybe, it's
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: not maybe it's you. Uh there, I think menaces Dyson
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: that he bought for his wife. The Dyson hand drawer
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: has more watts than that signal that radio station does. Honestly,
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: it's that's like been their biggest problem is that, Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: you can have a great station, but if nobody can
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: hear it. Yeah, well, so there you go. Who am I?
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: The wood shut all right? Monday morning trending new headlines
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: she and grab what you got?
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: Oh and it just crashed and it's up And Amazon Web.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Service outage is there go.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: Big all disruptions, especially with me so AWS.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: You see commercials for it all the time, Like this
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: company runs an AWS. That can be like guess what
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: that is? Everything?
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: Well, the web services are used by a ton, like
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: you said, different apps, game sites like Snapchat, Disney Plus, Lift, Fortnite, McDonald's, Venmo,
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: of course, Amazon's.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: Amun on AWS. Yeah, and Big Outage and a.
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: Ton of others that I didn't name. All those sites
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: were down overnight. So Amazon put out a statement saying
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: that engineers are working to figure it out, and as
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: of early this morning, the company says it's an operational
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: issue and that they're quote seeing significant signs of recovery
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: with most things going through now. So now it's all
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: about working through the backlogs to get everything back up
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: and running.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: To give him a call and help them out.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Dude, I just.
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: Tell them to bypass the mainframe with the proxy and
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: the coax cable.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the firewall.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: Well, all the Dodgers have to do right now is
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: hang out, wait to find out who they're going to
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: play in the World Series.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Two most exciting words in sports game seven yep, and
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: especially you don't have a rooting interest, like that's exactly right,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: you're crapping blood if it's your team, Oh yeah, exactly
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Otherwise exciting best some way.
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: So it's all going to be decided tonight with the
• 50:21
  Speaker 9: Blue Jays and the Mariners. Game one of the World
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: Series will be on Friday. We don't know where though,
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: because if Seattle wins, Game one will be at Dodger Stadium.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: If Blue Jays win, Game one will be in Toronto,
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: and the series will air on Foxfoxsports dot Com, Fox
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: Sports App, so you'll be covered. And last night on
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: Sunday Night Football, the forty nine Ers defense shut down
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: the Falcons. Christian McCaffrey scored twice and the Niners won
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: twenty to ten. Elsewhere in the league, the Rams blew
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: out the Jaguars in London, the Chiefs shut out the Raiders,
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: Colts beat the Chargers, the Broncos scored all thirty three
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: of their points in the fourth quarter to beat the
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: Giants in the last second. Insane. And the Jets, oh
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: they're still winless.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Week so perfect? Yeah, so perfect? Right, they want to
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: keep their he correctly playing.
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Week seven reps on night right with the Monday
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: night football doubleheader early game between the Bucks and the Lions,
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: and the late game kicks out four hours later between
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: the Seahawks and the Texans.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: I don't like these double headers on Monday night. Yeah,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: why not? Every once in a while it's fine, but
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: like in the beginning of the season. Fine, but yeah,
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: because it's like it too early.
• 51:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah for all that that action.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but for most people, like you know, four
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: pm still working. He's right, perfect for us, but we're not.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: We don't have a normal schedule. Yeah. Well.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Former NFL running back Doug Martin he passed away on
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: Saturday at thirty six years old. He earned the nickname
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: Muscle Hamster. That was because of his short size. He was,
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: like right, exactly, one of the best running backs in
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: the league. He played for twenty twelve to twenty eighteen.
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: His family announced his passing with a statement said that
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: The cause of death is currently unconfirmed, but the Bucks
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: also put out a statement about the impact he made
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: on the franchise and a little more bad news. Sam Rivers,
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: the basis for lymp Biscuit, he passed away over the
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: weekend at forty eight years old. The band confirmed his
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: death on Saturday and an Instagram posts saying they lost
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: their brother. The post remembered Rivers as pure magic, the
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: soul in the sound of the band, and Fred Durch
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: shared a video talking about how he met Rivers back
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: in the day and how he became member of the band.
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: Durs says he's gone through quote gallons and gallons of tears,
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: and no official cause of death has been announced for
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: him either. Well, this is something out of a movie.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: Over the weekend, a group of thieves went into the
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: Louver in Paris and stole a bunch of priceless jewelry.
• 52:39
  Speaker 15: Yeah, in this day and age security, Well they did exactly.
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: They did it kind of the old fashioned way.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Cops say.
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: Went down in broad daylight in the museum's Apollo room,
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: and the thieves disguised themselves as workmen just made their
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: way inside using a freight elevator like old school.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: So here at the ready station, you walk in the building.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Just to get up the elevator, you need to fob in,
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: I need to scan in.
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: I think there's seven scans into this studio.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Don't they have something like that to move?
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Right, you would think all this priceless stuff that's there, And.
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: You hear about that with ATMs, like people just dress
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: as workmen and like, you know, take it with them.
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: And that's what they did.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: I think I told you, like our buddy Tony years ago,
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: like his own thing was to like his friends, they
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: had this deal going, like I'm trying to use an
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: example of a place like cheesecake factory. Right, Okay, so
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: the goal would be to get a complete table setting
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: from a cheesecake factory. So whoever was the first friend
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: to be able to do it would win quote unquote right.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: And so that meant like you had to have an
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: entree plate, a fork, a knife, a spoon, one of
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: their napkins, one of the small butter plates. Yeah, and
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: that can that then? Oh and and whatever the ketchup
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: and sugar packet caddy thing was, you had to have that.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: How do you take the entree place that you just
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: take it you forgot one other element the mat. That's
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: where I'm going, Okay. So that that's where it started.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: While he had tackled it was a local place. He
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: had tackled all the other stuff. He had everything, and
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: just to have one up on everybody else who was
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: still trying to collect the full place he walked in.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: It's like a Friday night place is packed, right, And
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: in the entryway of the place was this big like
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: those rugs. Then they have their like people to wipe
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: their feet with its raining and stuff outside and it
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: had the name of the place, like, oh my god,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: what it is? Yeah, and he goes, excuse me everybody.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: He clears like as if you work there, clears everybody out,
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: rolls it up, walk puts it over his shoulder, he
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: walks it. It's a big ass rug, like a big
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: heavy he's like dragging out. Nobody works there says anything.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: It's like they just figures like, oh, he must be
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: here to do something.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: You act like you're supposed to be there.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: So then he brought it home and he had this
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: rug from this sports bar.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: What do you do with it?
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Like shows friends kick their ass in the place. That's hilarious. Idiot.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: He inspired me because I ended up after we worked
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: together for a while, I did that to him Marriott Hotel.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: He took a mat.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then I ended up leaving it because I
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: felt that. Oh and then and then there was the
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: other one he did. I don't know, because he's like, yeah,
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: he's gotta act like you're supposed to be no one.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Remember he went to the Red Lobster again. Lobby full
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: of people, busy night. They're like where you walk in
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: the door and they take it like someone standing there
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: with the clipboard and take your name. Okay, it's that
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: kind of busy, right, Yeah. So he's leaving the red
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Lobster on the way out, reaches into the tank, grabs
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: the lobter, and a lobby full of people and that's
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: a that's a conversation piece in the lobby. Everybody said
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: there looking at it, looking up. He just reaches in,
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: grabs one of them, walks right past the chick with
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: the clipboard. He's saying, she goes, have a good night.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: She holds the door for him. He's holding this lobster.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: That's great, insane. I don't know, I don't know what
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: he did with it. Go, Yeah, let it go in
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: the parking lot. I don't know, but yeah, it just
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: shows it no one's really paying attention to anything. And
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: do you think, like there's so much security at the
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: loop that's red lobster like you think the louver yeah,
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: locked down, it has the Mona Lisa.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: And did you know what Tony was doing this weekend?
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. It was in Paris.
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: The group was able to force open a window. They
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: used an angle grinder, They got in, they took the jewels,
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: they took off on motorcycles in less than seven minutes.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: The whole thing.
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: The thieves dumped all the gear and they're all their
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: disguises and there.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: On the run. But what are you gonna do with
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: that stuff? That's the thing. Anybody knows what that is.
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: He keeps it in their vaults.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: A Picasso that was taken over the weekend. The painting
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: stuff also went missing. I don't really understand, like, yeah,
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: what do you do with that? You know, somebody buys
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: it and put it, puts it in a private collection
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: and then sits there forever. But when it comes to
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: the diamond and jewelry stuff like Kim Kardashian stuff was
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: never found ever again after she got robbed and stuff like,
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: people like so rich people bought that, but whatever, it's
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: the louver obviously almost like maybe a one of one history. Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: Literally, I'll tell you it was jewels from French crowns.
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: So people will be looking for those.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you can't just bring that to the pawn shop,
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: right exactly. But they break them down.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: If you're going to say you cut them into other pieces.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: Well, two of them have already been found.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: And this is the first time the loop has been
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: targeted over one hundred years. The last thing that was
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: stolen was in nineteen eleven and it was that's right.
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: That's what made it popular In case people say, oh,
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: well moda Lisa because it's so perfect. No, no, no, it's
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: it got famous because it was stolen. Well, a United
• 57:35
  Speaker 9: Airline's flight, Oh Greg, you'll love this, going from Denver
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: to Los Angeles had to make an emergency landing after
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: the wind shield of the plane cracked during the flight.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Like a hit it. They think it came from space,
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: space debris.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: They know, Well, the plane was flying over Utah and
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: out of nowhere this object, like you said, it just
• 57:52
  Speaker 9: hit the windshield.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Cut the pilot.
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: The crazy thing is they don't know what hit it.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: Some do think it's space to bree or a tiny meteor,
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: but apparently the odds of that happening are like one
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: in a trillion. So what's the other Are there planes
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: flying at eighty thousand feet?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: Is there like a military that's not a bird at
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: that altitude?
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying. Is it like drones that we
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: don't aliens? No aliens, aliens exactly. Well, the plane landed
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: in Salt Lake City, no other injuries besides the pilot
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: getting cut from the windshield while flying. The trial for
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: x NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez that's going to start in
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: early December, and we.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Already have a little plot twist.
• 58:33
  Speaker 9: The judge who was going to oversee that case step down,
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: and we don't know why she stepped down. She has
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: been criticized before her for being too lenient, but she
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: also rejected cameras in the courtroom. But the new judge
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: says it's all going to be on TV, and you
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: know I love a good courtroom drama. Yeah, so I
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: am pretty stoked about that. And that's what's going on.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: When Thank you very much, show So there's a story
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: in the new about this argument that breaks out at
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: the McDonald's in Florida, Polk County, Florida. Keep that in mind.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: He was one of our favorite people from Polk County.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: The SoundBite machine himself sheriff. Yeah, I love him, so yeah,
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: a little something to say about this one too. He said,
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: two idiots in the drive through. They were told that
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: they couldn't be served because I guess McDonald's they were
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: just overwhelmed at the time with online orders. Which that's crazy.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Someone's in the drive through anytime, I'm sorry, we can't
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: take your order because we're we're overwhelmed by online orders.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: How busy is it. I've never heard of that. I
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: worked a McDonald's. I never remember being able to tell
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: people no, sorry. Somebody can call it like a whole
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: wedding order. And we used to do thirty nine cent
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: cheeseburger nights on Tuesday night. We just camp out. Now
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: this is nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety four promotions and prices.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: But I will say that it was packed the McDonald's
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: in Orlando by Disney always popping, ye of course. Yeah, Well,
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: these two idiots didn't like being told that. So they
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: started threatening the employee over the drive through speaker, saying
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: that they're gonna beat him up. They're gonna like wait
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: around for him to be off work and then they're
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: gonna beat his ass. Then they went inside, pulled out
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: a gun and threatened to shoot everybody inside. It's not
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: that good. So one of the employees tried to wrestle
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: the gun away and as he's doing that, it went
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: off and one of these two idiots that came in
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: got hit in the neck. Oh unfortunately he survived. I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: guess yeah. But here's our favorite sound bite, Sheriff Polk
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: County Sheriff Grady bringing the gold talking about what went
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: down at the at the McDonald's.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Because there's a rabble a foot right now in McDonald's.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: We could call it a mcgrabble. These guys we've threatened
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: to shoot the place up. So now he's trying to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: protect his manager, himself, the store, the customers. They're threatening
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: to mix shoot up the place, and as they tried
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: to grab his gun, pulls the trigger and he shoots
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Peter's story in the neck. It was a very minor wound,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: but you know what the reality of it is he
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: has a right to stand his ground and protect himself
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: and these guys are threatening to do violence after they've
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: already threatened on the outside of the store and came inside.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: So so far we've got a couple of miles whatever.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: But man, he really finishes strong hair.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: When you start shooting mcguns, you get people's attention.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 11: It was just a MC mess.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: It was wow, and there you have drama. He's a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: sound bite machine, this guy. You can love him or
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: hate him for different things that he uh, but the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: sound bites are always great. Yeah. Is he like just
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: dropping video recaps and stuff? YouTube show is coming on?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, right back, he's great. Al garbage Day,
• 1:02:01
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:07
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• 1:02:10
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• 1:02:11
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• 1:02:17
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• 1:02:30
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• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: This is something that Gina introduced us to a while back,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: and I guess there's another round. Oh yeah, So it's
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: these these people being questioned about health kind of thing.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: It's to find out how much men know about women's
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: bodies in the US. Yeah, college campus is in public
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: places and just ask them trivia questions.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Like remember the classic story when Sally Ride was going
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: to be the first woman in space. They asked if
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: a hundred tampons would be enough enough. They didn't know.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: It's just a bunch of like science dorks, you know,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: like I don't know how a thousand They didn't have
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Google how many? How many tamp should we send any
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: literally any female to ask? Yeah, they're like a hundred?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Like no. For a couple of years, wasn't there like
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: a whole movie about how there was women that actually
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: sent people to space?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: Right the what's it called the.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: Secret Life of NASA something? Yeh, I don't know. I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: don't know what you're talking about? Hidden figures, thank you,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: But what's it about it? Was all about behind the computers,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: all these women in the yeah, the space program that
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: actually like did all the work. Well that, yeah, that
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: made sense, Like whatever you said it before related whatever
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: you just said before, Like what Gina got it? Ye?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: We basically that's that's how I wanted to say. But yes,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: it's a true story. But yeah, it's some ladies did
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: some math, which is great and admirable. But there were literally,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: thank you, there were literally thousands upon thousands of engineers
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: and scientists, including those, including those ladies. Yeah, and there
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: wasn't any women to ask around there, And I go, well,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: they made a whole movie, Shane Gillis's very funny, got it.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: It's called watch a movie, thank you asking asking bros
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: questions about chicks and reproductive health, women's health stuff, and
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: we'll see how we can do. Yeah, I would love
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: to see how you guys do it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: The first question kind of sets the stage for how
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: these videos usually go down.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 16: Okay, here we go, row v bro, how long do
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 16: women have to wait after giving birth before they can
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 16: have sex?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: All right, so and he'll I'd like you to hear
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: his answer.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I mean I mean it just depends how
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: much pain they want to end there? I think they
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: once second real answers one.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Second, right, one second? Really is serious? He screwing around,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: but he's also don't he's not wrong?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 16: How long do women have to wait after giving birth
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 16: before they can have sex?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, it just depends how much pain
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: they want to in there? I think they got one second,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: real answers one second right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: His doctor told us he phrased it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: He says he phrased it incorrectly. Not pain, how much,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: how much? How horny they are?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: How much fun?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's downside second later, Let's let's go around the room.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory. Three weeks, three weeks, menace. I don't know
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: if they have to, but it's recommended a month, right,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: a month.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say six weeks, six weeks.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: My my official doctor guest was six weeks. Also, it
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: is six weeks. I know it's six weeks.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 9: Actually, there's a little wiggle room for some of you
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: horned up boys.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 15: It spends four to six weeks, okay, because when the.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: Placenta leaves, it's kind of like an open wound.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: You gotta let that up exactly.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but surely people don't wait that long.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: But we were always told you six weeks. Yes you do, yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't want to bleed out get an infection.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: All right, Row v Bros. Question number two.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 16: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 16: and tell us when to stop.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: So they're pouring it, I'm about to stop. Now, how
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: much blood do they lose?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 16: Guess how much blood women lose during a sea section
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 16: and tell us when to.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 15: Stop and tell us when they're there was no good
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 15: way to cut that, but we have a measurement.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: We do. We have like you know that.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: During a probably not a ton. Now are they saying?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: Is she saying blood in excess of a normal birth?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming I don't know, doctor.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Just how much? How about what do they lose.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 9: During a sea section? A pint for out?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: You're all getting two cups, two cups, two cups. I'm
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: gonna say three pints, three pints. Yeah, she's down a court,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: a court, you gotta check it. The answer is one leader,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: one leader. Yeah, it's like half a two liter PEPSI okay,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: it's half a two leaders. How much how much is
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: one leader? It's half of a two leader vis bottle
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: of Okay, how many pints is that?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: Over two pints? Cross? Am I correct in saying that
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: the amount of blood that a woman loses on average,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: like for a period is like three table space. It's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: it's very different, which seems so so low almost because
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: you guys need one hundred tampas one period? Is that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: how much it is?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Though? Three girls are different though like some are heavy flow,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: that's right.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: But even still, like I think it's like not much more.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 9: I think I think it's kind of a it's on
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: a technicality because you're losing other stuff, but the blood
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: colors it red, so there's a lot more stuff coming out.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: I just remember, great, so happy. I'm disgusted to the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: deal with chicks.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: I have a picture of a sea because my buddies
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: took a photo of his kid coming out when his
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: wife got one face And.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Answer your question, what is for? It is wonderful tablespoons.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: There is a lot of blood like between look called beautiful.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: Nothing that ever interested.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: There's a good reaction. Imagine when put the put the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: camera on menace and this okay, so put the camera
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: on menace. People love reaction from five seconds ready five seconds,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: five seconds? I looked at ready, here we go on
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: the count on account of three one.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at from a movie.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Look at it five seconds in describe it? But five seconds?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: What is it? It looks like like a grimlin or something.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Wait, it's about to go down.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: I looked at it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: It is not.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: I'm sending you a second one, which is even funnier,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: where it's just the head.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh yeah, wait, hold on, I'm remembering now
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: Sea Best. Didn't you have like a coworker that posted
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: it on social media? That's what I said. Sorry, ears
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: aren't working because I'm looking at the stupid photo at
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: this one. Okay, that's gross. Many The reason I have
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: these Sea section photos is again they were posted on Facebook.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: That's insane. He's very proud, older father. It looks like
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: it looks like a decapitated baby's heads sitting on that.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: It's so off. I do see some blood out there,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: so I mean two leaders. Oh and by the way,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: in that other phone, look where the doctor's right hand is.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: The doctor's hand is going down below in that second
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: one you got, and he's cramming. The baby's head is
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: popping up way above her belly. Maybe it's maybe it's
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: the way that Morgan get that turnout. Oh yeah, you
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: can kind of like go underneath and like push up
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: on the other wall, push up from behind it.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: I will say it worked very well.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: That's how toilet plunger. Still, you're not pushing water, you're
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: pushing air.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: How are these five grown adults in the room with
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: this not just all vomiting?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 16: That's how much blood women lose during a sea section
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 16: and tell us when to stop.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: All right, So it's one leader. Leader is the answer.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Let's see what this bro said? What does the S
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: section go?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Ahead?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: I'm just telling you the answer, because a lot of times.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 15: They're like, though, yeah, I just wanted you to get
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 15: the first guy.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, she likes. By the way, how many
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: women knew one leader? Not many?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 9: Anyway, this one you should all get.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: All right, let's see what does a C and C
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: section stand for? I can't say that word on the radio.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: That take me a second?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: S word?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly. Oh I think I know it because
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: it comes out of there. All right, Morgan, what do
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: you think?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Sarian?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: All right? Men clatorus clataorus. That's what the C and
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: C section stands for, Clatorius section, excuse melatorius section. It's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: backed by the gloves and the towels. You're going to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: go past betting, past the automotive section you see outdoors.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: He's gone too far. Yeah, look for the camping stoves
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: directly across from the camping stone. You got stone, you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: got the clatorus section. Yep, yeah, alright, Greg, caesarean cesarean? Yeah,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: that is that is the answer. That is correct.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 9: And do you know why this is a very sea
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 9: bass fun fact. I'm going to give you The word
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 9: cesarean comes from the Latin verb do you know padera sadara.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 9: It means to cut, So cesarean section means the cutting operations.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: So there you go.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Johanna stays intact. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, all right, Question number four,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: bro 'm sorry row the bros. Can you get pregnant
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: if you pull out before ejaculating? All right, so this
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I know what's just going for here? And uh, the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: real answers, No, what do you mean? The real answers,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: But they want to scare you into thinking yes.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: That's what I think too, because they always tell you yes,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: but in what situation has that ever happened?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: Well, the answer, I think technically answer is yes, right,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: that's what they're sing. But is there you said you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: said the real answers No, but yeah, like not my
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: reality statistically correct answers know. However, it technically is yes,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: because there are sperm in pre ejaculate. But right, but yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: it's not a high concentration of it allegedly m hm,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: but like it just takes one. You know, what if
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: your strongest swimmer survives the pre ejaculate, right, and then
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: you know that's the one that busts through your egg,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: that's a swimming chamic tour section.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Turns out, you.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: Are right, It doesn't itself contains sperm, but if they're
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: left in the urethra from a recent sash, uh, those
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: can get mixed in.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's point
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: very good. Point one more one more row v Bro
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: Question number five, How long does sperm live in a vagina?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: How long did it camp out there vagina? Like like
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: a month? I think a month?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Damn Well, if you want to make sure you don't
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: get pregnant, if like there was an accident in condom
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: breaks or whatever you do. Right, I've literally never to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: people that's not you're not supposed to un you just
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: spray a little bleach up there, throw yourself down the stairs, right, Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Like there are there are people who have tried like
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: the whole like condom broke, and so they aggressively do.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 15: It's too late, it's not the way it works aggressive, Right,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 15: But how long.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Is it liven?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Answer?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Or something like two days?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I was going to say, like two hours?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: It stays up in there, doctor living up there? They
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: living up there?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: And are they just swimming around just hanging.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Like how are they swimming?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: They stuck to the walls, like I don't know.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like you guys are going basically forty eight hours
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: eight hours? The answer is up to five days days. Yeah,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: they can live in the cervical. Oh, Greg's gonna throw up.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 9: They're going to live in the cervical mucuss if it's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: happening during a fertility window.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: So beautiful, it's so out of the pregnancy sex question.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: What woman knows the answer to this stuff?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: You gotta know because you're the one that you're gonna
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: have to deal with my oh my, oh my, seriously, seriously,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: you're so good. All of the blood has rushed out
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: of your face. You're like white.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe look, maybe made the poor choice? Are you looking
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: at my face?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: Textas came in, I got pregnant with the pull out method.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: People have to be fair.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: The guy may have not pulled out properly. Yeah yeah,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: or in time he got second. Better better safe than
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: sorry if you if you don't get a good game, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: that's your game. Well when I first started, it would
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: have been got awful, but I didn't try it back then, Beau,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: I knew I couldn't trust myself smart. Well, thank you
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: very much, genograb that row v bros.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 9: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: Menace birthday month update. Yes, so uh where are we at? Well?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: You got to cross off at the party suite thing.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: Thank you to TCL for b looktting that up their
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: TCL suite at Sofi Stadium. We had a bunch of
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: fun hanging out with some listeners. H Morgan was there, Yeah,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: and they provided Tyler was there. They provided so much
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: food that I was I was stuff. YEA even had
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: enough food for Tyler. It was shocking. And a birthday
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: cake and a birthday cake. Yeah, they're very nice, So
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: thank you to them for that. That was that was massive.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: So that we check off the list. And then what else? Oh,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: a trip to Dubai giveaway? Yeah, it's October and you
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: know what that means. It's menaces birthday.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: The counter is.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: His actual birthday is on the twenty eighth year, and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: for years on his birthday month wishless. He's always put this.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: He wants to fly first class to Dubai on Emirates. Yeah,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: and I was like, wow, because we've seen videos and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: everything else looks pretty sick. Hell yeah, finally Emmerts heard
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: him in it. Oh no, no, no, no, no, you
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: guys have no idea what we had to go through
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: to get this done. But uh huh. Menace was surprised.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: But I told him like, hey man, I'll go with you.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: What because you know, I don't like international travel, but
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: I am so interested in this plane. I just want
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: to see the plane. That's the whole point for me
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: is to see the plane. So we are taking the
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: flight ye to Dubai, but we're turning into an extreme
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: weekend trip. We will leave on a Friday, we land
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: back here on Sunday, insane. In the meantime, we will
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: have gone to Dubai and back and you could join
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: us a private suite. Well pretty much. I mean it's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: like look up, look up first class on that airline
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: because here's better than your house, so check it out.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: So of course we had to go through the risk
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: management department, which then led to discussions with the lawyers
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: and all these different things because we've never done like flyways.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 8: Radio.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: So so just you know, read all the official rules
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: on the woodieshow dot com to get like the the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: the official official stuff. But we're not supposed to call
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: it a trip to Dubai. We can say fly to Dubai, okay, right,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: because I don't I don't know like what trip insinuates,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: but like you're going on you are going to Dubai.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: But that's but that's all spelled out in the rules.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: And we've said a million times, like you're not staying.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Do these people think they're doing a good job they
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: give us the rules. Yeah, I have no idea, so
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: way to go, buddy. We're not supposed to say you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: want a trip to Dubai. So we say you're gonna
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: fly to Dubai. So there's that, and then, uh, we're
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: not supposed to What was it something about, oh yeah,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: we can't say Emirates.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't say yeah, but that's.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: The airline that we are flying. Okay, so I guess
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: I can the official like stuff that we post, like
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: you can't say because they're not partner, right, but we're like,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I would like well, it's definitely not spirit.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: I would like somebody I can tell you why. I
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: like somebody to call over to Emirates Airlines and just say, hey,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: just fyi. We're spending twenty five thousand dollars plus per
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: person per person, so at least seventy five thousand dollars,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: and you're getting all this mentioned on the on the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: radio about a lifelong dream of a of a cast
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: member on the show to fly your airline first class
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: because we love it so much, we're paying for it.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: We're not asking for anything in return, nothing at all,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: is it?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: If we just mentioned Emirates, no secret, so as we're
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: talking about it, just no, I'm reading you. I'm reading
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: through some of the stuff that like my time's been
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: taken up with these like meetings and emails and everything else.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: It's it's been driving the promotions department crazy. Shout out
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: to our promotions department and everything else.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 7: You know what, emersu pbobly say. You know what you
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: should have told us about this years ago. We would
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: have loved to partner with you. Yes, well we would
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 7: have loved to too, but our sales staff blows here.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: So here's the thing. Emrits is not an official partner
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: of this in any way, shape or form. We are
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: paying for the tickets. You are going to be paying
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: the taxes. We are not paying for you to stay
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: in Dubai. It's a fly to Dubai and back with us.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: If you want to stay, that's fine, that is on
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: your dime. But the whole idea is for you to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: go to Dubai and back with medicinine for this extreme.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: The whole idea is an extreme weekend trip right point
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: extreme caviary hours with menace. So here is how you
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: can win, and it's official. So if you go to
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: the woodieshow dot com you tell us why you think
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: we should pick you. Why do you deserve to fly
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: to Dubai and your answer should be as truthful and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: as creative as possible. We're gonna select five semifinalists who
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: will be interviewed here on the air, and then the
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: finalists will be posted online and then the rest of
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: the listeners will have a chance to vote on of
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: those five who the listener thinks should be going on
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: the trip. Out of those five, that vote will narrow
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: it down the top two vote getters. Menace and I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: of course have final say because we're the ones stuck
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: with you. Yeah, we have said that from the very
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: beginning of the of the conception of the idea of
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: this contest. Don't be annoying and don't be trying to
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: be too funny, because Menace will vote you out. Yeah yeah,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: you won't even make it to the finalist. And it's
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: completely and in the rules of this way, it is
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: completely at our discretion who wins. This is not like
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: oh random drunk, no random drawing. We are picking somebody,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: but you guys will help us narrow it down to
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: who the top two vote getters are. It's like a GT.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: Greg it is got them. Oh yeah uh. No tax
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: liability will be covered, No hotel will be provided. Only
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: the round trip flight and the trip is gonna happen
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: we think somewhere, like I would say, because let's get
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: past things, Sam, let's just say early December. Okay, So
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: that gives you some time if you need to go
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: get a passport, because you've got to have a pass
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: you gotta you gotta have a time. Yeah, we gotta
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: like book it in advance, you know, at least a
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: couple of weeks in advance. So like we got to
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: do the contest. So let's just call it early December thereabouts. Cool.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: But there you go. That's a that's how it works.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: It's happening.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: You can sign up right now, go to the woodieshow
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: dot com and tell us why you deserve to go
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: on the extreme weekend trip fly to Dubai with Menace
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: and I Dream from the Woody Show. Sign up right now,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: just go to the woodieshow dot com.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Menaces Birthday Month sponsored by the letter L for loser
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  Speaker 3: and by the number zero, the official percentage that a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: grown man with a birthday month could ever be cool.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I had a screenshot of it in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: my head otherwise known as a memory photographic man. Just
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: before I add all these screenshots flash before back. This
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: is the wood Show text that came in over to
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  Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven. I'm trying to decide if
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna make it a yeah, all right, yeah, I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: think I think it qualifies. Oh, retard alert. Retard alert again. Uh.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: This one says, why should I pay the taxes on
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: the Dubai trip? F that ish you're trying to get
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: people to join your contest, you should pay for everything? Yeah, jerks. Yeah,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: So you get a twenty five thousand dollars round trip
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: ticket for the cost of the taxes on the trip.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Is that not enough?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I wonder how many people are actually going to enter,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: considering that they're roughly paid twenty five hundred dollars just
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: to go. Again, I know what tax recer you're in
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: twenty five it's a minimum twenty five thousand dollars ticket,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: depending on you know, what the dates are. That's what
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: That's what you're looking I get it. Yeah. So people
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: who were like, you know what, I love to fly
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: first class to do By, but I just don't have
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: twenty five thousand dollars. I'd be willing to spend whatever that,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: whatever that cost the taxes. That's what you're winning. And
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: if you don't want to do that, of course, there's
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: this simple solution, which is and that is, don't sign
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: up to win. When I was on the prices, when
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: I say, when Seabouts was on the price is right
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: and I wanted to take long trip in Cleveland, which
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: they wanted to value over seven thousand dollars, I didn't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: say f that is.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: I did laugh in their face because it was Cleveland.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: It's not because of the money, because I knew the
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: deal going into it, and I just wanted to do
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: the prices right.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he didn't take the prize. But in this case,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: you don't if that's not going to be. If that's
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: a no go for you, I do understand. You also
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: find the designer sunglasses weekend cheers and jeers menace. Well,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: I went to the track in Austin and I went
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: to F one and dude, that place is over the top.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: There's a theme park at the track. Oh my god.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: I mean they're not done with it. Yeah, but they
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: allowed some of the people to ride the coasters that
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: are done. Yeah. They have a miniature golf course. They
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: have all these v I P experiences like it is
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: the best track that I've been to so far. It
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: absolutely rules. So I had a great time being at
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: F one, but I did leave early to go hang
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: out at the Sofi suite. Thank you to t c
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: L and letting us use their suite to have like
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: a little party inside of it for which one? Which
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: one was the cheers? They're both cheers. No, you got
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: to pick one?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: Pick one?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: No, you can't text. You got to pick one text
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: out of the thousands of the listeners we have. I'm
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: asking you that's the This is This is like when
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: there's a survey like do you think yes, no, and
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: people will I don't know. It's just good, okay if
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: you if you're I'm putting you on the spot, like
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: you have to pick one. I guess you had to
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: pick one which will be the Austin race, because that
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: I have not experienced before.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: It's not that it's not to say that the other
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: one is not good or not fun or not.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 9: Which is the one to hide?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: Right right? That's cool. I feel we should highlight it
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: because because our friends. I agree, you mentioned it in
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: the birthday month recap everything. I'm just asking which one
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: you enjoyed their most like, if you had to pick one,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, they're all great, but if I had to
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: pick one thing up this menu, what would I go with?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 5: And you pick the one thing, I'll okay, I'll uh up,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: I'll stick to the new rules and then okay, I agree.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: And that's always been the rules. Well, I just maybe
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: some people don't have Was it the rules on cheers
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: and jeers? You know? The jeers is? The jeers is like?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: Why are people so weird? Why are people so freaking weird?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: Like I have some friends that are getting stoked by
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: some weirdo and like posting photos of them on the internet.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: I see weirdos on the internet all the time. But
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: yesterday I go through the drive through and I'm ordering
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: my food and then the guy that I'm interacting with
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: he gives me like this super weird look, and I
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: go that odd right, and I look over and he
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: taped a little sign that says sorry, I don't know.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: It says I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out right now,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: and he taped it. He wrote it on some weird
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: piece of paper and taped it right under the window
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: facing out so the customers see it. Yeah, he didn't
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: mention it or anything. I just noticed the sign and
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: then I drove off and then I said, you know what, Well, yeah,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: I said, what what's he sorry about?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: I go.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: We had a perfectly normal interaction.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: You ordered, and I ended up just throwing away the food.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: When I got home.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: The guy was just being off. So you think you
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: did something to the food or worried?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was worried about that.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: As well, like giving me a hostage situation.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: Have you ever had that situation where you look over
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: and somebody taped a little weirdo sign saying I'm really sorry,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: I'm really sorry, I'm really stressed out. I wouldn't need that.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: It's a call for help.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't eat that. It is maybe a call for help.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: But I'm not the guy. You know, that's weird?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: Why why be weird?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: I don't think management is going to like hearing that
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: he posted that sign up there either. Yeah, that's not
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: And again, given like bizarre bizarre looks and stuff like that,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: and that's what I noticed first, and then the sign.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: It's kind of scary. So you you agree to trash
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: the food, right? You don't eat that?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: I would probably still eat it. But I would think
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: I would think something later in the day is going
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: down there.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: Right, because the guy at the counter is probably not
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: handling that food. That's a different that's the person he
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 7: was off. I think he might have helped prepare it
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: because he was taking a little bit of time.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 11: You know, you do.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: You get some unsuspecting sucker and you go, oh my god,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: this is so good. You gotta try it. And you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: get to try it, and you see, always it tastes weird,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: you're feeling chemically at all, Then you can just go ahead, good, okay,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: let's let's let's say you know, okay, Yeah, he's going
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: through some stuff and he had to make a little
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: sign about it to let everybody know. Like, dude, everybody,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: I don't care what you think. Uh, you know, somebody
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: might have a perfect life. No one has a perfect
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: perfect life. Everyone has issues. Everyone has some type of
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: problem that's going on, no matter if they're a billionaire
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: and everybody's dealing with somebody is always dealing with something
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: except for you.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: This is why therapy sucks. Yeah, It's just like somebody
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: is always always dealing with something. So like to be
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: like super dramatic about it. We put it on other
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: people like, dude, like, come on, but if.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 9: You went to therapy, you wouldn't have to put signs
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 9: up and freak all your cousins.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Just suck it up. What's Gina grad weekend?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: Cheers and jeers? Yeah, big cheers.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 9: I had my group of girls over the you know,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 9: the my girlfriends that I've had for the last twenty years,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 9: and uh had them out to the house for the
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 9: first time to see what a home buyer looks like.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 9: Oh god, yeah, that was really fun. They were really uh,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 9: really proud of me. And it was so funny because
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: you are.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: You the first person in your group to own the
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: house in the nucleus of the Europe. Yeah.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Did the hot tub?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah we turned that out.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Did you make out?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Obviously, but it was so funny. Sures like, drinks in
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: the hot tub. That's the that's the formula for Leslie.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 9: Les Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's the magical lixir, so we
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 9: all may know, and uh, it's so funny. I don't
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: know if you guys say stuff like this, And I
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 9: don't think I was being like I didn't mean to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 9: be self deprecating, but they're like, you bought a house.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 9: I'm like, well, technically the bank owns it, like wah wah,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 9: Like I didn't know how to.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: I didn't. I feel like I couldn't like take them.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's not that good. Yeah, it's one
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: thing if you started it like you started, can you
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: guys believe about a house? Guys, the fact that your
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: friends and people that you're close to are happy for nice.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: So many times people even your friends and family, your
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: closest friends and family members, like they just can't find
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: it within themselves to be happy for you. And they say,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: you're so lucky, and so.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 15: When they are enjoy it, yeah and they I mean
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 15: there there might like people either.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 9: Like we all got a house, this is our house,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 9: this is your house for that rule that.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: Was really fun.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 9: But the jeers of this new homeownership, the shock and
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 9: the confusion of these bills coming in. Yeah, I mean
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: there's nobody to call, Like I call the landlord and.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: It's like, what do we do? And is this the price? Always?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: Don't worry.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: That stops after about a month.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: So we might be housewhore, but we're happy. You'll settle it. Yeah,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: you'll you'll figure it out. Yeah, you'll ease into it.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: It's just that initial getting anything new used to it,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: and you got to figure out what works for you
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: your system and for water now right, for garbage.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 9: And I hope this never goes away. But I'll walk
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 9: around our a little place and.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: Be like, love this house. Yeah, this house, and whatever
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: you want to do, you can just do it, like
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: you don't. You may have to save or whatever, but
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: like you don't have to get anything of his permission. Yeah,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: the ho is in your house. You want to paint walls,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: you want to move things around, you know, do some renovation,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: put new floors in, Like you do that? So fancy
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 9: And I always be like, who would ever renovate a bathroom?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 9: Who sees your bathroom?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, I want to renovate the bathroom.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Has your husband gotten into the power tools that he wants?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he asked me to get him one, and then
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 9: I had no idea.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I got it?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: Get, I got it. It sounds good. I buy it
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: and he puts it together. That's the deal, all right?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Because I buy what I want and he uh,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 9: he goes with it. So really good, but all all
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 9: homeowner centric right now.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: It's the uh, it's the growing pains learning curve of
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: home ownership. Oh yeah, happily going broke eight seven seven
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  Speaker 5: forty four. Text us over to two two nine eight seven.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: Another response to the fly to Dubai thing, get ft
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: you smart asses. You'll pay twenty five thousand dollars, but
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: you won't pay twenty five hundred dollars more.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: M O O r E.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 9: If if it's not worth it to you to pay
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: the TAXI, then don't go.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: And you're not entitled to anything. And also tell us
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: to every game show in the history of ever. But
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: by the way, also by the way, Uh, the original
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: plan was just medicine I to do it on our own. Yeah,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: and then I got and then I got the idea,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: you know it would be fun, and we had some
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: extra money in the budget. I go, you know it'd
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: be fun. Let's bring a listener with us, and let's
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: give you a chance to be a part of it
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: going to be and you don't have to be. But
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: if you want to sign up to fly to Dubaye
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: with Medicine I, you can go to the Woody Show
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• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: the Woodieshow dot com people are so dumb it'd be
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: dumb baout insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: you for being here.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm whaty that's great, gory, Good morning, Menace is here.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: We got Gina. There is Sebastian sebast He ever got Morgan?
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  Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: can send us a text over to two two nine
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: eight seven. Yeah, dumb people, this is in Florida, of course.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Woman pulls up at a gas station and went inside
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: to pay for her gas. While she was inside, a
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: man walks up to the car, gets in, and takes
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: off with her vehicle. The woman calls nine to one
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: one immediately because she had left something pretty important in
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: the back seat. Her one year old baby is in
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: the back seat of the car.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: As soon as the thief saw the kid, he backed
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: up returned it, while saying that he wouldn't have taken
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: it if he knew there was a kid in there.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: With a heart that.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: Had I known there was a kid, I would inconvenience
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  Speaker 5: you all day. But yeah, I ruin your life for weeks.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: I am now here's her called nine one one one.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: No, that's like, I don't.
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  Speaker 12: Any help, welcome birth.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: He bought my car.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 9: We're going on to tell no, I'm random guy at
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: the gas station just try to take off with my car.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: He noticed my son wasn't here, so we bought it back.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: But he really about left with my child when I
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: ran until the gas and he tried to steal a car.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: Like, yes, he's apologizing, but he still.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Just tried to steal my car. What this guy's a newbeever.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: I got. I got a couple of things on this
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: because yeah, the guy took off, but the chick followed
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: him with her baby. Okay, follows this justice and uh,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: I guess he was trying to find a place to
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: hide down the street. The police arrested him and so
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: he's off to jail. Okay, but like, all right, you
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: got your kid out of danger. Why are you following
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: the guy? Call the cops, tell him which way he
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: went and that kind of But like, you have your
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: baby with you who almost got abducted, like legitimate, So
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: why are you doing that? You the baby in the car.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: Why because there's something happened. You're putting your kids in
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: the locks apparently. Yea, yeah, you're you're putting your baby
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: in danger. I guess you're also putting the baby in
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: danger leaving it in the car while you run inside
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: exactly one.
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  Speaker 1: People always say, well, it was only for one minute. Okay,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: it only takes a minute.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: The second thing, I will bring up what's with nine
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: one one operators? They always seem so angry this.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 9: I've been saying this forever. They all sound there not
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 9: just staying car.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: Like ma'am. Ma'am may like, okay, understand, just right off
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: the bat, right in the middle of my stories. Your
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: kid is about to get kidnapped.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 8: One one.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: People are calling. They're probably in distress. Some type of
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: emergency is happening. Nine one one. How can I help?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: What's your emergency? Just something like you're there to like,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: I'm so you are? You sound like a d MD and.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 16: They are.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: I don't care, ma'am what I'm talking about. I asked,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: what's your account number? I'm busy for the third time. Yeah,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: didn't I enter the account number to get to you
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: in the first race To help expedite your call, Please
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: enter your account number if you don't have it handy
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: press four yeah. It's almost as if government workers are
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: kind of slow and like not, I don't care they're
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: bad at their jobs. I'm I'm okay if she's not
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: getting paid right now, like it's a it's on a
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: case by case base. Everybody else like that. I know
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: right now, I'm just saying for her, I'm okay with
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: her not getting paid. Specifically, as she can get all
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: that back page, she'll be fine. Yea.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: I was trying trying to sell my old the old
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 7: card that broke, the old Honda. I had the same
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 7: problem with because like I was getting problems, but they
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 7: wouldn't send the right toad truck because it was in
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 7: a parking deck. Called the company that's doing this. Okay, yeah, sir,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 7: what's your number? It's like, okay, here's But it was
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 7: the same attitude like not like, oh okay, let's figure
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: out what's going on. Okay, No, don't tell me, no, tell.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: Me what this is? Jesus Christ?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: So nice?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: Why am I right? Why are you screaming at me?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 14: One?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: One me help you, ma'am eight seven forty four Woodie
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: when you when you call in here, Morgan is very pleasant.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: That's sometimes sometimes some dumb calls.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, but I've walked by and I can hear
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: you in there for the most part, Yes, And people
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: will talk your ear off and you'll stay on the
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: phone with him. I would not, Yeah, a lot of stories.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: Why are you still talking?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: I hurt you on the phone the other day and
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: it was an ababe moment.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: You were so oh. I was tearing up the other
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: day with what this girl was telling me. Yeah, her
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: mom just passed and she always listened to the show
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: the mom did so shout out to whatever your name was.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: Morgan's like, I really feel free. You're not getting on
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: the air, but thanks for talking to me. She has people,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: but sometimes no offense. But I think our prior phone
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: screen probably wouldn't have been so caring.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 9: Why would she be offended. She's a caring person, no
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 9: offense to.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: Julianne's Oh, I was like, yeah, I have fired phone
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: screamers in the past because they were just being dicks
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: to people on the phone. It's like I didn't want
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: that to be a repend, Like if anybody's gonna be
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: the dicks exactly.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: It's like customer services us.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: Tell people to go after themselves at the front line.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Let us do it.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: Job.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 5: That's harder. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break and
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 5: then we'll come back and then Sea Bass has something
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: for us. It's a Woody Show, got talent. But we've
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: done this before. Yeah, we know this forever. This is
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: this is a twist. He went out and found the talent.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: Oh sweet pound of the pavement.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 7: Because you know, even with the Internet these days, it
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 7: makes a difference to see somebody in person and to
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: get the real feel of somebody, especially with AI these days.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 7: You really, I think people now more than ever face
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 7: to face interaction.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: All right, let's see best. Guy's a little new twist
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: on Woody Show, Got talent and that will be next.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Hang on, Greg, do you hear that Chris Brown is
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: selling his pit bulls?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't want to live with something that can
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: fight back. The Woody Show will be right back. My
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: complexion is out of a urinal urine.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: a little slower.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: You want to oil him down, sunning their buttholes?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 9: Wow, chugging the sun.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: Not pretty much all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 11: Are you down the d or not.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: Oh all day long. The Woody Show. Woody Show got talent,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: so excited Sea Bass exposed us to some new talents
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: and Greg because Greg Agt is one of his favorite shows,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: to be Simon Hollie and whoever else is on that show.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Mom, Heidi Heidi.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 7: And we're gonna focus mostly on comedy here because that's
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 7: what most of the.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Open mics are. It's the one from Modern Family.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 14: Oh uh Varga, I you Yeah, So I went around
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 14: to Yes, I'm opening Mike's talk to some guys, you know,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 14: little bars and pubs and cafes, things of that nature
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 14: to find out that new gem out there, because it's
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 14: easy to ask, you know, Joe Cooy and Bert Kreischer
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 14: to come on your show after they get famous, when
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 14: they got when they're busy.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: And then you consider yourself to be like a student
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: of comedy. You read all these like different books on
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: comedy and yeah, yeah, I'm you're taking like an improv
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: class or something.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 7: Reading Lord Michael's book right now about how he did
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: just this in the seventies and here we are fifty
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 7: years later with Saturday Night Live.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: So we'll start with this guy.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 7: He's talking about how he's the son of an immigrant
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 7: parent and how she gave him different food than with
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 7: the American kids Scotts.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 10: As a kid, one of the things that I was
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 10: jealous of about, like American kids, the white black kids,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 10: was like a bunch of oles.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 17: I grew up in real life, you know, they were
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 17: meaning cardboard and that Asian food my mom was packing
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 17: me was full of nutrition. And it's interesting because the
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 17: entire food pyramid, you know, she gave me carbs, protein,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 17: you know, finings, whatever. And I would look at these kids.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 11: Eating you know, cold dry whatever you call those bunchable
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 11: and want that and I don't know, let's take a look.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, God, is.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 10: There as on that topic bunchables?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 11: Now I enough with that one too.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he sweating because it's started off strong. They're like, okay,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: this could be somewhere. You gotta laugh and claps just
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: for saying the word lunchibles. Shout out the luscibles.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so his premises, I actually got good food, but
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 7: I didn't want good food.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's a premise. That's where's the joke. And he's
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: looking at his nose like.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: You know that was it.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't give his name before. Yeah, I'm again, I'm
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: not going to out these people. I get I know
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: this is another work with your material.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: It's not the final product. I get that. Yeah, he
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: lost me on nutrition. I'm like, okay, we're going into
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: the boring area. So this is a different older guy.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: He does the classic I mean, just carbs and protein
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: and in the anyway. But the observation is interesting. Yeah,
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: from that, kids don't want what's good for that. He
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: took off. He just didn't have the landing.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: He right over the end of the front workshop that
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: we might hear that joke someday and it actually become baby.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: This guy's a little more polished. He's an older guy.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: You're about to hear it. He's talking about his ex
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: wife and how they know she's from one faith and
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: he's of another. And let's see if he can find
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: some comedy there. I got. You know, I was married to.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 12: A Jewish and I'm captain right, so kids away hand
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 12: camthlic camp Jewish. Someone say that jew afflecks or Cashews.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 12: But I got a hand to my wife because we
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 12: had two girls up on top. And then my wife
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 12: finally gave me my son as soon as I find
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 12: out who the followers, I'm gonna kick his.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: Ass get me.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: That is very Yeah, at least there was a payoff
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was nineteen fifty five.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: The preface is flood because nobody calls them jew afflecks.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: I can't call them jewel He was solid, he cash,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: I get it, I get it. We're getting better, We're
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: getting technically, those were jokes. Yeah, he was late fifties,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: early sixties. Now those were hacky, terrible jokes, but they
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: were still jokes.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 7: Then he continues with more about he finally got his
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 7: son and how it's a special event because his son
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 7: came Onto Year's Eve.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 12: In fact, that he was born at twelve fourteen in
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 12: the morning. The newspaper came and took pictures. And the
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 12: reason why I remember the thing was because New Year's
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 12: Eve we had a whole party. We had the Cardassians there,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 12: actually did hang out with them.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: And there's my wife.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 12: We just got them with dinner.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: She's washing the dishes.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 12: And if he runs into the baby beat that said,
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 12: I'm like, honey, what's wrong.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: She's like, my WATERA just broke them.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 12: I'm like, well, that's doesn't mean is to stop washing
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 12: the dices.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: Come on, I'm ready for dessert. Hey, yeah, that's it.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: You guys walked all over his back about okay, all right, everybody, everybody,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: everybody quiet down. Yeah it was. It was so funny. Yeah,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: all right, everybody quiet, Like, honey, what's wrong.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 12: She's like, my water just broke them. I'm like, well,
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 12: that's doesn't mean to stop watching and this just come on,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 12: I'm ready for the desert.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: So he expected that to kill I got no, Like,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: I think it's funny when Ricky Gervais, when he gets
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: a groan from me, honest, he goes, oh if you
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 5: I don't care. I don't care. That's funny. I don't
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: know if that's what he was going for or if
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 5: he was just completely disgusted that they didn't find where
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: he was going. Funny the way he did. I love
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 5: that he name dropped the gardash anyway, the totally yeah,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 5: very lead. Yeah, but I think there's something there, Like
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 5: the voice is funny.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 9: He's of a different generation and a different he's going
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 9: after a different era.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 15: Yeah, right.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: Exactly, and it's just not working for would he show
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 5: got talent?
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: This is another guy a younger guy, and he's gonna
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 7: riff on American history and some of the things that
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 7: they had back then.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: All Right.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: When I was in school, I studied history. My favorite
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: piece of history to study was the American Revolution. Why
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: do I like studying the American Revolution? Well, I like
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: it because not because it's the laying of the foundations
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: of democracy or how ordinary men can rise up the
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: fight against the evils of tyranny. I like that people
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: were able to grow an incredible amount of pot back
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: then and get away with it. That's why I love
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: studying the American Revolution. Yeah, all those who really support
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: me behind that are going i'd applaud.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 5: I just don't feel like lifting my arms. Dude, oh god,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: getting they don't like puns. I don't think they don't
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: like that. Okay, there was a pun. I love this stuff.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 10: I love like.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: From the.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: Dude. It is extra funny. Well, he got much like
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 5: the Lunchables joke. He got the crowd behind him. So
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: you mentioned pot, I forgot like, yeah, you did some.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: You did some stand up and the very last one
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: I did was a complete bomb.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 5: It's it's like this, do you remember any of your material?
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 4: I think one of the best jokes that I did
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: was like set.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 5: Up, set up, all right? Remember all you think about
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: it for a second while we know it's.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: Too much pressure of talent on.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: The Please I want I want to hear. I want
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: to hear an example of Morgan's stand up comed Okay, okay,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: think about it that pot heads are lazy.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: Okay, But now he goes back into like, well what
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 7: if what if those guys, you know, let's take this
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 7: pot thing to the next level.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: Me and anyone else with smoke pot can tell you,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: after you smoke pot, you do not feel like going
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: off and fighting a revolution. Everyone smoked pot back then
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: Paul Revere would be galloping down the street like I
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: think the British are coming dudes. Luckily for me, I
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: got enough I can share. You guys been a great crowd.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: That's my time, that's his way.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: You wait for the light. I'm sure the light wasn't off.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: That's closer.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 9: I think he was just really excited about doing the
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 9: horse noise, and we know them that that's.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: The closer though, because that's content.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: You have to leave him laughing. But didn't you get
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 5: to get it? What if Paul Revere smoked weed, he'd
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: be lazy, and he might have he might have a
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: lot of it, and therefore the horse would gallop. You know,
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 5: I think you're getting Let me break this down.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Let me explain it.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 4: You see, I like, you know, that actually be hilarious
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: if you explained it.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 5: If it was like an anti joke and he said
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 5: I would die, that would be kind of like a
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: stick like the comedian who explains all his jokes and
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 5: why it's funny, Like maybe it's some like really high
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 5: level thought stuff, and then you break it down to
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: the dumb audience about why it's funny, Like that's an
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: idea for you if you're going to do stand up,
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 5: like you could do like some really high thought concept
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: by concept kind of thing and like the average person
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: would go right over their head and you can and
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: then you can do your your your your typical condescending
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: thing and break it down and yeah, right, like, but
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: that's your stick, right, guys, the reason I'm a bad
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 5: husband and I wanted her to make dessert And yeah,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: you guys are too dumb to understan in this. I'm
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: inns now. Her water just broke it. Yeah, so that's
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: that's why I was acting in the ridiculous man.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: I want her back of the kitchen.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna do it
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: again from the top. And now you'll understand why it's funny.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: Ready and ghost who Okay, lunchables? Yeah tell me yeah. See,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: this is why I open mic nights are so much fun.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 7: Well, he show got talent open mic night. Technically, this
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 7: one's a little more polished. This is a guy and
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you his name because he put this out himself.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 7: The Haws Ridgeway and uh. I just want you to
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 7: think about the kind of jokes that Hoss is telling
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 7: and think about think about that the next time you
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 7: want to tell these type of jokes.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: I tried to text her while she was at college,
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: and she didn't text me back. Y'all.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 6: She ghosted me her dad, so I got her back.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 6: She doesn't like dad jokes, so I knew that and
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 6: I started texting her. First one was I got a
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 6: job at the bread factory.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: I need the dough.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 6: The next one was it was a crummy job whom
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 6: Then I said, if I don't loaf around, I can
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 6: get a bigger slice of life. And then I got
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 6: these mean emojis, and I was like, well, don't get toasty.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, so you can clap after that, I suppose oh
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, there you go.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 4: There's some people laughing.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: I mean he's purposely being bad the delivery, I mean
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 5: alcohol that they sell at the venue. Help, oh for.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: Sure, the two drink minimum and the sound of the
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: text being said though really brings home.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can laugh at that if you can clap
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: after that, I suppose I start saying that. Now.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 7: The one thing that these open mics, it's not just comedy.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 7: Sometimes some dumb hippie get up there with a guitar
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 7: music comedy. Well, this is I don't think this is
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 7: even comedy. This is music with a social message.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 5: Baby.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 7: So hey Green Day, before you write your next hip,
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 7: maybe talking about a little fart and his song about
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 7: starting a hedge.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 5: Fund, starting age Fun. That's where you need to explain
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: what a hedge fund is to the audience. They may
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: have heard the term before, but you have to like
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: stop down and explain it. Yeah, starting age fun.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: To show everything I can't shut says what in fu
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 3: stormy weather?
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 5: And you know I want to make you edge, I'll
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 5: make you a legacy. It doesn't really get from there.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: Remember the throat tomatoes, it's stage I get some cabbage.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he brought his own audience, his sister. You know,
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 5: like everybody says they want to be an influencer or
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 5: the shorts shortstop for you know, the Dodgers or what they. Yeah,
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 5: not everybody can make it, you know, not everybody. Everybody's
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 5: gonna be Joe coy or but but everyone has to
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 5: start like this.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: Everyone.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: You know, Joe twenty four years ago, he was doing
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 5: this stuff.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Same stuff, a Gel saying at coffee shops exactly rocket
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: or now.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 5: Look at Morgan. Yeah she started in And I'll give
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: you a couple more minutes to give to get it together.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I got It's not going to get any better.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: Than I already got it, all right. Well, Morgan, how
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: many times did you go up and do stand up?
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 5: You tried to make a really good run out for one,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 5: at one point.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: I did it more in Arkansas when I was going
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: to college. But out here in l A, I did
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: it twice.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, killed your dream, honestly so proas they had opened
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 5: MIC's in Arkansas. Was it just to uh, just to
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 5: try out or were you going to try to make
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 5: a go of being a comedian, a comedian, to try
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: But I've always loved comedy. But after a few times
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 4: I realized, no, I think I can take a different route.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: Right, I do like it, but smart enough, some people
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: really hang in there.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I just I don't write down jokes.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 5: This is happening for you.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 7: There are guys who I know twenty twenty plus years,
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 7: and they they just lack that emotional intelligence, like our
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 7: guy with the Paul Revere joke, Like they just don't
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 7: hear the audience not laughing.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 5: Good, he knew the yeah, and he had good words
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 5: and good delivery, good delivery.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 7: It's kind of Sebastian Man of Scalco. He he can
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 7: do the he can do the form of being what
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 7: you listen was actually saying.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 4: You like, oh, that's terrible that this part is finding
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 4: the things in life to joke about.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 5: And then other people can't even get that right, yeah, right,
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: but they hang on to that drink. They're starving artist. Yeah,
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: when really it's like Ruth's Chris is calling, Maybe your
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: career is really best shape thing.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: Servers make good money sometimes.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 5: Especially those high end places, big time, especially the one
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: in Philadelphia, Trays and Philly they're crushing. Well, we'll get
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: Morgan's stand up you want to add when we come back.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 4: We're going to wait for build up. Stay tune in.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: The show. Do you know who sings the original? No?
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: You think it's an original? Yeah, it's a cover of
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 5: what It's my life the song It's my life of who?
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 16: I mean?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: Who's who? It was?
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: Talk talk?
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's not You haven't heard the original.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 9: You guys are messing with me.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: It's uh talk, It's my life. Here is the same song.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: It's the original. It's the same song.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: I'm learning this too, like you're like four yea so much.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 9: I had no idea, literally thought this was a coincidence.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: No, no, this is this is the o G. You know, no,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 5: they covered look it up. You're messing with how How
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 5: would I be missing audio proof?
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: This is the song?
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 9: This is insane?
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: Is it? Or is this like a big hit from
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 5: the eighties.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 1: It's insane that you don't know that.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 5: Ye are you messing on me again? How is this
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 5: you're saying in your life?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 12: Are you?
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 5: Are you on drugs right now? You've not, You've not,
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 5: You've never heard this version of the song hold on.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: Your face looks so dumb. This is Oh my god,
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: you're trolling us.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 5: You've never heard this. This is hold on everybody, just
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 5: hold on? Are you guys for real? Yes?
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 5: Just it's a quick google thing. You'll see. I thought
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 5: for sure I go the original and you were just
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: like you. I can't believe it. No, I'm very young. No,
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: I'm very young, like eighties. That's insane, is it? Yees?
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 5: Really, that's so. That was That was a big hit
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 5: from the eighties. Hence the reason she that Gwen Stefani
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 5: and No Doubt covered it kind of a big thing.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 5: You guys are such liars. Even Menace heard it. Yeah, okay, great,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 5: good everybody? Are you messing with me?
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 5: No talk talk' that's the original.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 9: No, that's that's insane.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 5: No Doubt covered. What was the year you looking at that? Normal?
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty? Did give me a guess on the on
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 5: the year?
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 9: Greg, Well, I thought you were talking about the bon
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 9: Jovie song.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 9: That's why I thought they were messing with me. Yeah,
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 9: you guys, are you not familiar with the bon Jovi.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 5: It's I think that's it. That's what I thought they
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 5: were talking about. It does not sound like that, but
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 5: that did sound like that. I think you're talking. I
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 5: got it. I got the answer, not even.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: Six.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, you almost had the right answer. Eighty four. I
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 5: can tell you're gonna say eighty four. Nineteen eighty four. Jeez, Gina,
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 5: messing with me. No, it's that show and we're into
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 5: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 5: your valuable time this morning on Boddy.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: That's great, gory, good morning.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 5: We got a menace? What is bras Sea? Bass is
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 5: here and Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: forty four. You can't send us a text over to
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven. So in the Woodies show
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: Got Talent, we heard some really really fine comedy styling.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 5: We're good on up and comers working on it. Yeah,
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 5: where's uh? Where's one of my favorites.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 10: One of the things that I was jealous of, like
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 10: American kids, the white black kids was like bunchables.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 5: I did yeh, lunchible.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 17: They were eating hard for it and that agent food
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 17: my mom was Patty was full of nutrition and It's
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 17: interesting because the entire food pyramid, you know, she ate
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 17: me carbs, protea, you know, miners or whatever.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 11: And I will look at these kids eat you know,
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 11: cold dry whatever you call those and want that and
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 11: I don't know, let's take it.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 5: Take a look on that topic.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 11: Now, that's a lot of enough for that one too.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 5: To build. I'm not gonna be it's not gonna be
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 5: working here anymore. So Morgan gave the whole comedy thing
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 5: a go.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 4: Because she does like comedy, she said, I do, yeah,
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 4: and it was fun.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 5: Open mic nights back when you were in college in Arkansas,
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: and then up until I got this job, she was
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 5: she was still trying her hand at at stand up
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 5: comedy and it just really wasn't for her. Yeah.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm just not going to write in jokes,
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 5: So we've asked, we've asked to hear a little bit
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 5: of what she was doing to go back to the archives.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited that what was your thing like?
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 5: Did you talk?
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 4: It was very self deprecating. I guys thought the yeah.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 5: Music. All right, lades, gentlemen, please welcome to stage. Put
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 5: your hands together for Morgan Cook.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 4: You thank you, everyone. So I went to school in Arkansas, right,
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 4: and people always think, oh, you're from Arkansas. No, I'm
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 4: not from Arkansas. I just went to school there. Okay,
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 4: get it right. And then the next questions always well
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 4: did you hook up with your cousin? And I'm like, no,
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 4: he's ugly. And then the best, the best set I
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 4: ever did, my mom happened to be there, and you know,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: I got a few laughs from that, and I go,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 4: my mom's here. Actually, Mom, is Nathan still ugly? And
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 4: she's like, yep to the audience, nice al And then
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 4: that's true.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all I want to remember.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 4: That's oh, that's all I can remember. I'm telling y'all.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 4: When I would get on stage, I would black out.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 4: I'd be like that guy probably looking at my notes
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 4: because I'd have jokes ready and then they'd be gone.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 5: I give it for that one. Like he's ugly.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 7: I mean we tried hooking up, if we tried making
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 7: out a few times, but his breath stankers. And you know,
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 7: you can keep on tagging on.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 5: That's really good.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 4: It's almost Yeah, you guys would work out together.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 5: How is implant? Are you doing?
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 16: Like?
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 5: How's your implants?
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 14: Do it.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 5: How's your hey, ladies, how how's the improv thing going?
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 5: Are you part of a troop now?
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 10: Me?
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, We've gotten a couple of reports about like, uh, yeah, yeah,
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 5: I've been doing that. I was just out of this
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 5: improv thing and Seed Bass was I.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 7: Haven't part of improv comedy, uh, theater since before, since Atlanta,
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 7: since before I was on this show. And yeah, I
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 7: do that to kind of. It's like going to the
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 7: gym for me, you know, it helps hold my skills.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 7: People like, how are you so quick withted and fun the.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 5: Streets we've brought before, Away says, everybody's been asking me.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 5: Nobody's been asking me. Yeah, it's just we've been getting
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 5: a lot of questions about my thoughts on whatever.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 4: It's just like.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 5: People have inquired.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like it's always, but I've been I've
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 7: been doing it for ever, since before I was on
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 7: this show. I think it's just like it's like going
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 7: to the gym. It's a it's a complimentary skill about
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 7: telling stories, but then becomes of like theater dork adjacent.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 7: Well that's the problem that is the big imp So
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 7: that's what you make fun of those people all the time.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 4: And I saw the picture of you and your group,
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 4: and you look kind of dorky.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 5: Group.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 7: So the thing is, yes, that's what especially stand ups
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 7: will say about improv people is that improv does pull
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 7: a lot of theater losers. There's a lot of like
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 7: the exercise they do in high school and college are
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 7: improv based and they'll be improvy.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 5: Troops, right, so yeah, and oh that's the worst. But
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 5: it gets like experimental so and and because of that,
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 5: a lot of improv is unfortunately veryted uh, tainted by
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 5: theater losers, which means not all, there are some fantastic
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 5: people out there.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 7: They're super talented people. What's his face from parks and
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 7: rec tours with it? He does, he plays theaters, but
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 7: it's tainted with like a oh, we can't talk about that.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 5: Really, there's a ton of that because in theater it's
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 5: all about safe space pressures.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 9: Well he knows he is a theater major.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 5: Oh wait and everything.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 7: I have been around plenty of them, and again, especially
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 7: in Atlanta, I did comedy based improv plays at Dad's
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 7: Garage Theater, which is an improv theater, but they also
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 7: do like comedic productions like a Second City would do.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 7: And again great people there, love everybody I work with,
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 7: not trashing anybody I particularly have I've ever done anything
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 7: with the specific, but in general, that is the kind
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 7: of knock against improvs.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 5: They're all kind of quirky and high energy. Do you
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 5: guys have a good quirky name for your group? Kind
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 5: of like bowling leagues, Like everybody's got like the pun
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 5: no no, no, no, no, nothing like that.
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 7: It's not like I'm in a group I'm part of
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 7: I mean, I am in a group, but it's not
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 7: like I have a troop that goes out and does stuff.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 7: I work as like a house team with one of
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 7: the local theaters.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 9: Do you do like Harald's like the long form or
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 9: this is now?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 7: This Gina knows her stuff, I know. So first, once
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 7: people think of improv, they think of whose line is it?
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 5: Any way?
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 7: That's the only like, that's the mainstream thing, and that
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 7: is what is called short form as opposed to what
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 7: Gina just long form stuff. So like it's like, hey,
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 7: give me fifteen people who walk into a job interview
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 7: and have a bad first line, or you know, you've
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 7: got to sing a song that starts with these letters games, yeah.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 5: Games and stuff. The long form stuff is stuff that's
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 5: more like you're basically doing a comedic play or comedic
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 5: sketch live on stage. And Ben Schwartz is the guy
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 5: I was thinking of. He does this, he's great at it.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 7: And if you go on Netflix, you'll see Middleton and
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 7: Schwartz is ay, Middleton was in Silicon Valley, Middle Ditch,
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 7: middle Ditch.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Yes, So they do, and you can see
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 5: it on Netflix. Middle Ditch and Schwarts. They do long
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  Speaker 5: form stuff where you get like a word or a
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  Speaker 5: story from the audience and you kind of create twenty
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  Speaker 5: five or sometimes even fifty hour long minutes of plays
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  Speaker 5: or comedic sketches essentially off of that. That's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like the higher level stuff that Gene.
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  Speaker 1: Is talking about.
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  Speaker 7: So you don't, You're not, no I do that. You
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  Speaker 7: do because that's you don't Nobody, very few people do
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  Speaker 7: that short form stuff. It's it's even the Tough Watch.
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  Speaker 4: So you literally hang around theaters.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you, I've been doing this since before
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  Speaker 5: I was on the show.
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  Speaker 4: And all this trash talking theaters and you go outter,
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  Speaker 4: what's up with that?
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  Speaker 5: Y'all's not theaters like that?
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  Speaker 1: What's up with that?
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  Speaker 4: Y'all?
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  Speaker 7: Comedy theaters like uhuh brown Lings and Upstright, Upright Citizens Brigade,
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  Speaker 7: which have only produced like everybody on Saturday Night Live,
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  Speaker 7: every comedian ever, everybody see in the office, Will Ferrell,
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  Speaker 7: Molly's Shannon, like all those people, Chris Farley. That's where
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  Speaker 7: these people.
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  Speaker 5: Come from, for you, not for the no.
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  Speaker 7: One calls, No one calls Will Ferrell for me, because
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  Speaker 7: Will Ferrell did wasn't a theater dork. He hung out
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  Speaker 7: with at comedy theaters, the same that Paul Rubins and
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  Speaker 7: Kristin wigg and all those people that again, Tina Fay,
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  Speaker 7: all those people that you see on stage that.
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  Speaker 5: They just usually make blanket statements about whole groups of
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  Speaker 5: people like that theater, somebody emerges like there's a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of kid who play baseball like every once in once
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  Speaker 5: in a generation again in Tani that comes out of
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  Speaker 5: that or Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell. But but again, what
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  Speaker 5: you're thinking about.
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  Speaker 7: Is like community theater where like they will play like
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  Speaker 7: they're very where it's like Avenue Q or Hadestown or
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  Speaker 7: stupid ass Hamilton or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, comed is the Will Ferrells of the world. Not
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  Speaker 5: the billy porters of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect analogy. So could we do like a wood You
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  Speaker 5: show field trip to go see one of your shows?
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  Speaker 5: You could, It's not it won't be embarrassing like these open.
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  Speaker 1: Embarrassing like this is like enlightning. We're curious, what do
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  Speaker 1: you do?
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna pack that place? You certainly can. I've been
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  Speaker 5: doing it for years, so I'm quite good in polish
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  Speaker 5: this guy. Fs. You know something for the rest of us,
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I like to keep it nice, short and sweet here
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  Speaker 5: on a Monday because quite frankly, it's all the motivation
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  Speaker 5: I can give. Yeah, that's all I've got out great
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  Speaker 5: Corey partying Words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, flirting is just competitive wit with better lighting. That's
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 1: all it is, trying to outwit.
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  Speaker 5: Are you a good flirt now? Yeah? Me either way,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a terrible flirt, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: Really.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's awkward, stupid, Right, I'm pretty good. I'm never
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 5: really out of loss for words, except in those kind
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 5: of situations I don't know what to say. Yeah, agreed. Yeah,
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 5: I can have a conversation with anybody, but like when
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 5: it's a situation where clearly maybe there's something going on there.
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  Speaker 9: I was the you can't compliment her and tell a
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  Speaker 9: little joke.
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  Speaker 5: No, because compliment that would seem cheesy, like you know,
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  Speaker 5: exactly right. Yeah, all right, thank you very much. Greg
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  Speaker 5: I would thank you so much for giving the show
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  Speaker 5: some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
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  Speaker 5: love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
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  Speaker 5: guys can suck it and we'll catch back here on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: How's that sound. Yeah, have a great day. S MD
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  Speaker 5: double M. I quit this bitch,