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Optimus Prime died! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, this week can be done.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have we've lost another.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's wait, we did?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one was Wasn't Bruce Willis.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, it was not Bruce Willis, and it was not Barry Manilo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: No disrespect to you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I could have cared less that Tim Curry died this week.
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  SPEAKER_01: It did nothing for me except, you know, I'm not a Rocky Horror Picture show guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Clue?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, not even that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pennywise?
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  SPEAKER_00: Pennywise.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, this he's like an original horror character.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it just he it here was the thing with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always knew him just from those little bit scenes in uh Home Alone.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was like my thing with him.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, okay, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: A bit actor died.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, what turd are you gonna tell?
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  SPEAKER_01: This one, I'm obviously what turd?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we we obviously know Dolly is the peak of the mountain.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, the peak of two mountains.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um I can't stop with the boob jokes now with her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know, maybe one day you'll learn.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd think it would be disrespectful, but she'd laugh.
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  SPEAKER_00: She did.
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  SPEAKER_00: She did.
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  SPEAKER_00: She uh she used that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was I can't stop listening to interviews with her.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, so she was at the top, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then uh I found out this one happened yesterday, and this goes all the way back to so many childhoods, including mine, this guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: My name is Optimus Prime.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's this guy?
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  SPEAKER_01: This guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was my name is Optimus Prime.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Peter Cullen, who is the voice all the way back, your brother would remember this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: All the way back to the animated show in the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and uh he so he's been the voice of him all the way from there through the movies, everything else.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: We lost Optimus Prime.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is the worst ever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Optimus?
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  SPEAKER_01: Tim Curry down here somewhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is just oh the worst.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm very sad.
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  SPEAKER_00: How funny is it though that two people like the the two people that died, Tim Curry and Optimus Prime, I can't remember his name already.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh, Peter Cullen.
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  SPEAKER_00: They both had very um rem memorable audio bits.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, that was Dolly Hay was known a lot for I mean, yes, her audio, but her look, her philanthropic stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: But she was the full package.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Tim Curry and this guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um it's really just this these these couple little highlights of things that you say or sing for decades.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm very sad about that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: From sweet transvestite to optimus prime.
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  SPEAKER_00: This morning has been a morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: What it was it was humorous to say the least.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was it a transformer?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm this might happen throughout the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't expecting it at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm auditioning for the replacement already.
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  SPEAKER_01: Smoke another dart.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I know I gotta like gurgle coffee to get into that voice.
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  SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Last night I was at my two friends' house and they said, You want, do you want to go get ice cream?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't say no to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they asked if Zach wanted to go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we went to go pick him up, and then we went to the ice cream place.
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  SPEAKER_00: Weird Walters, actually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, very good choice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you what I got from no small portions.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, God forbid you order a baby cone because it's it's like eight scoops.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got a small and it was huge.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got the salty, it's called salty monkey or something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've seen that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Banana ice cream with these, I guess it's I didn't really taste any salt, but anyway, but chocolate in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so after that, they took us both back home, and that was that.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, there's one thing you need to know about my car is that the key fob has died.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I Oh, and those things well, I can change the battery for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zach keeps telling me that he has the battery, but unless it was a transformer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: He keeps forgetting to bring it from work.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think he's getting it from work.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not really sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's let's not focus on that part.
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  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, so for weeks I have not been able to lock my car because the key fob's dead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I can't get into the car otherwise.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, here's what I think happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't tell him, but I'm blaming him.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that when he got out of my car yesterday when we were driving all around and da da da, I think, oh yeah, because by the way, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I messed up part of the story.
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  SPEAKER_00: We went to ice cream, we went back to my my my friend's house, that's where my car was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Zach got in my car, we went home.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, now that fixes that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, so he gets out of the car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know to never hit the lock button.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that he must have hit the lock button.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this morning when I'm trying to get my car, I'm freaking out.
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  SPEAKER_00: How the heck am I gonna get in my car?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, doesn't your key fob have a key that folds up that you could stick in the door uh thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well the door locked?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: I do have yeah, the lock lock.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay, you just did it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but the the handle is all sleek, no keyhole.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: Until what did we do before YouTube?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh would you get it they've gotta have a keyhole.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I I ended up YouTubing it, and there is a keyhole.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: So I had to take at first, and of course I'm greasy as all get out because I'm lotioned up this morning after my shower.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm trying to do all the things that I'm like, I go inside, I get an oven mitt.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because the oven mitt has rubber on it, and I'm like, well, I'll just try to pull it with a little flick.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That wasn't working either.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go inside, I get two knives.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, You're literally I'm literally breaking into my car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I finally got in, all is good.
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  SPEAKER_00: The alarm's going off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because now it's you know four in the morning and all your neighbors are like, uh, time to get up.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to get to the gym early before work, and yes, that's exactly it.
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  SPEAKER_00: The car was going off so early.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are a hot mess to start the uh weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think Zach probably woke up because I'm in and out of the house and the door is slamming.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: He is not gonna like that later.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just because we have a walk.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why is he not gonna like it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you're gonna ride him like a mule because he accidentally hit the lock button.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, because he's gonna be so.
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  SPEAKER_00: I bet you he's gonna be like, what was going on this morning?
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  SPEAKER_00: I bet you he's gonna be so tired.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because we have a wedding in Syracuse at 4 o'clock today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we have to rush up to Syracuse.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hope they know not to start till 4 30 when you get there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, do you want to know what's so funny?
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  SPEAKER_00: The invitation says, please arrive 20 to 25 minutes early.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good luck.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because there's no parking at the church.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's only off street or side street parking or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So here's Zach.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: We're not leaving any later than 12.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, This isn't like me tricking you.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you have an a half hour lead time.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like it literally is we have to leave.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: What a great way to start Friday.