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Bull Sessions: Vol. 11 · Bearded And Crunchy

• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: From Goodyear Heights, it's a podcast listeners everywhere.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome back to the oh sessions.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: We're back again, another weekly look into what the fuck we do in a week and what was in the news or whatnot, but it's been a crazy week and it actually really hasn't been that crazy.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I did kind of tell you that it was kind of a depressing week for you.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: Not not nothing crazy, just kind of fell down a little bit.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: But what I want to start with, uh our buddy Bob here, his kids are fucking amazing.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um they were on uh kicking it with Kenny.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Fox 8.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Fox 8.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I'll let him tell the story, but I I I we had to talk about this because it was just so cool.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll I'll I'll let you get to telling the story because it was a long day for them.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, bro.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we had to have him down at the high school at 3 45 Friday morning.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Luckily, uh my wife is gracious enough, she let me sleep until about 20 after 4.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: She got up and got him down there, and we came to a crossroads Thursday night because it was like, uh, what are we gonna do with Bubba?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I didn't even think about it.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because we were just gonna send him to school.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, wait, they're gonna be on TV early.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, we have it it's 40 minutes from my house to downtown, Cleveland, because they played at the rock hall.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I was like, we're just gonna have to take him with us.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: And so we did.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: He was exhausted when he got up, but he actually did really good, surprisingly.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: He was excited to you know see his sisters.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: And uh but let me tell you what, getting up there you probably know this, but like 5 30 in the morning, dude, Cleveland is like dead.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't it great?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's wonderful.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: That's I tell people that people don't understand it's the eight-minute difference from going to work right than coming home from work.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's it's it's so quiet, and it's crazy though, because I leave at 5 30.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: So by the time I'm getting down 271 and close to my exit in Menor, it's almost six.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's no, it's about six fifteen.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and that's when the traffic's starting, but I'm getting off the highway.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: So you're so it's missing.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's almost perfect.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: That's also why the the main hours for designers and shit like that is eight to five.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: But because I drove like, okay, I leave now at four.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: I can make it home by sometimes I leave it like 3.50, 355.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: If my projects are done, I can leave because I get there early.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I can get home between 4:45 and like 455, right?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: When I was leaving at 8, or I was going in at 8 and leaving at 5, there was times I didn't get home till like 60.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like you need travel.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like, and God forbid you have a Cavs game or a guard game.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, it was just fuck it.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_00: But um I I I just kind of wanted to go off on that, but keep keep going.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you uh the you've only scratched the surface.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so what happened with us is because Friday was September 11th, and we all know what happened on September 11th, 2015.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: 25th anniversary.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, it doesn't feel like it.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: I remember like it was yesterday.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was actually, my bed was on that side, and I remember laying in bed watching, you know, TV and my sister freaking out about, oh my god, we're getting bombed, and I'm like, what?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: And my girlfriend at the time, she was like, Buy acorns.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: Because my dad's got a big a uh oak tree out front, so it drops acorns every yeah.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so they bumped us back, and we actually started playing at 5 55 in the morning.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_02: So we ended up doing uh I'll give you the picture too, so you can throw it up later.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: I have quite a few to throw up.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I'll be able to put up all of them.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: But uh we actually did uh one, two, three, four, five, six, seven songs from five fifty-five to seven fifty-five.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: So um, that's a long there was it was weird, man.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like I expected it because I've been to a bunch of you know WWE TV stuff.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you're sitting around waiting a lot.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's a little more action in wrestling, but you know, on the news, they're literally like talking and the kids are like and yeah, I got a bunch of pictures.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't know how much video we could actually throw up.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the vi the video doesn't matter.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: I can make that as long as we want.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's the audio that we have to be careful what we go over, unfortunately.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's just that.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or no, actually, now that you say that's no, no, it could work because I could take the videos and use them as clips as opposed to syncing them with the audio, and then that way I can make it work.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: I can make it work.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: Or just throw throw pictures up there.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it was like I said, they they bro, they sounded great.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: They sounded amazing.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: I've got I'm hoping somebody has it out there where they DVR'd it, let me know.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be awesome.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was at work, so I know.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't fortunately I didn't I wasn't able to supposedly my sister asked my aunt to DVR it.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: So hopefully there were she remembered and she did.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: That would be great to see the whole you know.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: I've got clips from some.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: I can almost guarantee that they probably have a YouTube channel, like an official, where they put those up, maybe.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, because some of them do that.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's there are some news channels that do that.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they do specifically, but I mean, I'm sure you might be able to find it somewhere.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: There's some nerd freaks that no, seriously.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_00: I've I've I've seen uh videos of people that like there was this one lady that she recorded, like I forget what it was.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: What did I see?
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: It was this it was this older black lady, and she had recorded like I don't know if it was like the news, yeah.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: She recorded something and she had done it for like 30 years.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: She had all these videos, yeah, Jesus.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, there's people out there like that, so sure it's probably out there for somebody.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't watch cable.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't call it.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Even when I watch what we're gonna talk about here in a minute, um, I watch it on my iPad, do the app.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's uh but yeah, like I said, they they wrapped up at a little after eight.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um got a chance to hang out with uh my kids for a few minutes, and they did a bunch of group pictures in front of the rock hall and in front of the sign that said Welcome Barbadon High School band.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: Now, was it just them or was there like a couple or it was just them?
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so awesome.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: Now, did they like like I know you got to spend time, but like, was there any other activities afterwards?
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like, did they get to go into the Rock Hall of Fame and stuff?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's what I was wondering.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: So they um actually the the one band instructor which we don't care for, um, all the kids call her macaroni.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like her.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's a yeah.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: CNA students, yeah.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_02: And she came up to me after the kids were done playing and stuff, she's like, Oh, uh, are you guys gonna go tour the rock hall?
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I've already been in there once, that's all you need.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Oh, I've been a bunch of times, and it changes.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I've been in there once, that's all I need.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like two years ago.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: So maybe in another two years I'll go back.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_00: But it's it's something that you would have to go back.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: In sp It's the same with like when I've I've gone to the Football Hall of Fame.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: I've never been to the Football Hall of Fame.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, me and you are going.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: No, seriously, we're gonna go.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, everybody has to go, it's so fun.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just to go and spend some money in the team shop because you know they have every team and they have shit you can't get elsewhere.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: But um, I actually got to go for the 75th anniversary of the Pittsburgh Studios exhibit and shit like that.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_00: So that was pretty cool.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: I've been three times.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_00: I went with my mom and dad um after my mom got sick before she passed, we we had went.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: Uh and then before that oh no, so the first time, actually, this is crazy.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I talk to you I don't talk to like my brothers and sisters.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: One time when my sister had come into town, I can't remember what what year it was, but um she had come down and I had taken her, and then a buddy of mine that I had and then I went with my parents, and then after that, a buddy of mine had never been um when I was working at Wings, and I went with him.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um sounds familiar.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh but those are the three times I went, and yeah, you it's one of those where like you want to wait every couple years so they can add all the new people and they add a couple of new exhibits, but yeah, it's not really something you would go to like back to back because it's gonna pretty much be the same shit.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: But I I'm sure she was just trying to be friendly.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe but when there's when you're already an asshole and you do shit like that, it makes it seem and sincere.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's tension there between us and her, and you know it's a shame because she's an educator and she's been doing it for a long time, and she does no music, and it just stems back from some things with my stepdaughter from eighth grade, we're in tenth grade, and it's continuing on, so I'm not gonna go too much more into it, but we're gonna have a conversation this week with the band director.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we'll put it to you that way.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: So Yeah, we have a teacher, Ty had a teacher like that in sixth grade.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Uh and now he has her for two classes in eighth grade.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_00: So far, so good.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll see.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: But he was not happy about that, and neither were we.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: We had some Oh I bet.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: We had some run-ins with this teacher.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: We had to go to the principal and the counselor and be like, hey, look, we had to show him the email.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we didn't really appreciate how she approached this.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we get what she was trying to say, but she could have been a little bit different in how she said it.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, people change, people grow.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_00: I we we're giving her the benefit of the doubt.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, even though that goes against everything that I believe.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: You know, whatever.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um, that's gonna happen.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: But um I I I don't wanna, you know, your your kids' accomplishment and getting on on kicking it with Kenny on Fox State.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: No, that is a great accomplishment.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was pretty cool, man.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: He's a nice guy, by the way.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: I've I've actually met him before.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: I forget what it was for.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like it was it was something random, but I he was at some event or something.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like maybe it was like a rover fuss, but it was something similar to that.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_00: And uh he was talking to everybody like he wasn't a personality or something.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_00: He was a really nice guy.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but what I would like to get into, um, I'm officially uh uh Ryan Day is a bitch.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna thank you.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, one more.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um first of all, let me not take anything away from the Texas Longhorns because that game that they I know you had turned it off a little bit, but I watched it and you know I punished myself.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um they played one of the best second halves of football I've ever seen.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_00: No shit.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean dude, fucking Arch Manning looked up to all the hype.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Um Sarkeesian fucking was coaching him, and Ryan Day looked like Henry Winkler in The Water Boy.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: He did.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: He did like he had no fucking he couldn't stop him.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_00: We dude, we we couldn't move the ball.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I I said it we talked briefly this morning, but as we all know, uh Jermaine uh is a Texas fan, Vonnie's an OSU fan, me and him, he actually messaged me last night about it.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: But um I don't want to take anything away from Texas because they played their fucking asses off.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: They deserved that that number four ranking.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, as as good as we looked in the first half, Texas looked like that in the second half.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a tail of two halves.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: The one thing that pisses me off about Ryan Day is he cannot adjust.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if if they're up and they hold that, they're fine.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: But if they're up in the second half and the team's creeping up, the dude turns into a fucking idiot.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't know what to do.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: And I and and and I told you this before, I have a love-hate relationship with this guy because he's a good recruiter, he can win big games if it's the fucking national championship, but any other big game before that, garbage.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_00: The dude just fucking chokes.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and again, like, you know, obviously I'm no expert or I'd be involved in sports, but I've played them and I've watched them long enough.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's like the dude is so stuck in thinking that what worked in the first half is gonna work in the second half that his adjustments are so minor, it doesn't change anything.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: But but what did they do?
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: They started creeping up like seven, eight in a box, and they were stuffing the run.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: And what did he do?
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he kept running the fucking football.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, and that's because I feel like he still doesn't completely trust Julian Sand.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: Now, I will say this there well, there there are times in that pressure he gets a little flustered.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: So I understand that.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_02: However, you've got one of the best receivers.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: The best way through fear is experience.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: You have to keep doing it.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Throw his ass out there, let him learn how to do with that shit.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: Baby and him is gonna lose his games like it did last night.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_00: And again, I'm gonna say this again.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: I watched the game.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: Texas absolutely deserved that.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, they played the way if they would have played the second half the way they played the first, we'd have got blown out.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, we would have got fucking scorched, which is insane because we literally have a generational wide receiver that I feel like at this point is getting held back.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: I yeah, well, he won't be here next year.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, there's no sense because especially now that they have to fight to get back to the championship.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I I truly think they're good enough.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: They're gonna be in the playoff.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Whether they make it to their national championship, we'll find out.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because I can tell you this if Texas is still there, watch out.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because the poise that Arch Manning had going into that second half, knowing they were down by 20 points.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: And and that's what they were hoping for.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's what Julian Saiyan needs to do.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he's what a what is he, a sophomore?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the dude's been at like eight different teams.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: He was at LSU.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: He's transferred to Alabama.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's transferred a lot.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: So I watched some of that Alabama-Kentucky game.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know who won, but Alabama.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: They look like ass.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_00: There ain't been shit since he since Saban left.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: Um Oregon lost.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, they got upset.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um but we didn't talk about last week, but or did we, I don't remember.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but there was those memes going around that Ohio State fans were Oklahoma fans, and Oklahoma fans were Ohio State fans because we were playing each other's rivals.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Oklahoma, we let you down.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: Right, yeah, we suck.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I love my buckeyes, but I just I don't know what it is about.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm can we have Urban Meyer back?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: It's frustrating.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of people like he was controversial in a lot of ways back at that, but god damn it, he knew how to coach football.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_00: Killer instinct, man.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, he would fucking drill you.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: That was one of my biggest complaints about Trestle, he was too passive.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like he was a great coach.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I felt like he was too passive too.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: I I wanted Urban Meyer was a modern-day Woody Hayes.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I would I would the closest thing we've had since him.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: The one thing he would do is when like what happened last night, we were up what 20?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it'd have been 47 to 3 by the end of that game.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we'd have beat the shit up.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Never to put their no no and you can't.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's sports, guys.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know you think good sportsmanship.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_00: Good sportsmanship is do it is piling on, but helping them up when you tackle them and saying, hey man, you guys gave it everything you had.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's good sportsmanship, but you can't allow your opponent to get any like I don't think if you've never played a sport, you don't understand what momentum means.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: And when you have that momentum, you would be surprised at how that can carry you over the board.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: If you don't believe me, go back and watch the game last night and watch how Texas built the momentum up slowly through the third quarter and then the fourth quarter.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_00: We had nothing.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_02: We had nothing.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: And I just, you know, when when I texted you that, I said, Well, you were right.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: And you were like, literally, word for word, I shut that shit off.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I was like, I don't blame you there, but there was a friendship rivalry in it for me, too, because you know, Jermaine's a Longhorns fan, so um well deserved.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I will tell you this: if they're not number one, they should be, then there's something wrong with the rankings.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_00: Because I dude, I watched them because even when we were winning in the first half, it was still iffy.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: They still were like you could see Sarkeesian was like, okay, that's not working, let's try this.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: That's not working, let's try this.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: And I personally think he knew he was like, All right, if I can get to the second half and not be blown out, not be blown out.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, I know he sucks at fucking adjusting, so I can bring a new way to the table, and maybe and that's exactly what he did.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: He out they outcoached us.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: That's really what truthfully happened.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_00: Which, if you go back when we lost to Oregon, we got outcoached.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: When we lost to Michigan, we got outcoached.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: That's the problems I'm talking about.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: Ryan Day in big games is a first half coach.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, I agree.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_02: I agree.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I am so fucking annoyed with that.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like the guy very much, honestly.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's kind of uh there's a lot of things I think he does great.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_00: But you have to fucking adjust whether you're winning or losing.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I just I'm frustrated.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's frustrated.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't even like that angry, and this is the sad part because as it was happening, I go, well, it's Ryan Day.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: And I sit there and I'm like, I I remember because I texted you as the game was going off, and then I texted Jermaine.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, good game, man.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: Good game.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_00: You know, like I I I couldn't, and even when I, you know, I did tell him this morning when he texted me back, you know, I said, you know, he goes, yeah, man, he goes, one point game.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, man, you guys earn that shit.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I did tell him, I said, I will say though, Ryan Day just cannot adjust.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I would die on that hill because I've watched too many of these big games him fold in the second half.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, like a lawn chair.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_00: And and I remember you would hear people say, oh, well, it's because of Julian Sand and it's because of the defense.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: It says, No, there's only one common denominator in all these fucking games.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: Him.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_00: And it's him.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: And bro, you have two NFL coordinators on your team.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: Let them run the show.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: You know what Mike Tomlin used to do when he was the head coach at the Steelers?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: He would let the offensive coordinator do the offense and he would let the defensive coordinator do the defense.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's why you fucking hired them.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: You mean the football guys that are supposed to do the football things?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing the football things.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: Ultimately, you have the the the say.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: But you all as the head coach, but you also have to allow them to do their job.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's what you brought them into.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't know.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: I I want to fight Ryan Day.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: Can I get a slap?
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_00: Another slap?
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: I just I need that.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_00: He fair enough.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's the thing.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_00: And I watched those kids because like you remember I told you after that first game, and I know they were playing Ball State, but if you watched them, it was like, dude, this is uh an NFL team.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: They look great.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_00: And then week one.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_00: And and and they didn't even look well, no, they did look bad in the second half, but they looked like really good in the first half.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: They did.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: And then they just fucking shit the bed.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: They just I don't know, man.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I knew I knew once Texas scored that touchdown at the end of the second quarter going into was it the end of the second?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's the third quarter.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, beginning of third quarter.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was twenty uh it was twenty to three at half.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: And Ohio State scored a field goal early on in the third quarter.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's when it started.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: And then when they scored that touchdown, it was like Yeah.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_02: Then they scored that second touchdown.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's when I was like, man.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: They're rolling.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: And then and of course, because of everything I've said the past ten minutes, you know what I went?
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Ryan, what are you doing, dude?
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Um kept doing the same shit.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like he like you said, he was putting eight nine dudes in the box.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: And and I get you have one of the best running backs in the but you have one of the best wide receiver quarters ever in college football.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_00: Spread the field out, throw the fucking ball.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and they did he didn't.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: He wanted to play.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I get it when it was 23-7.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: Be conservative.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: When they scored that second touchdown, throw the ball.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: You better hit the nitro boost and get right back into it.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: The problem is he still thinks he has Jack Sawyer and all these other defenders.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: We don't have the same defense we have last year.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_00: You can't rely on them yet for that.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done talking about them before I have a heart attack.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: Don't have a heart attack.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: I love them so much.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_00: Like honestly, I love the Steelers, but I love the Buckeyes more.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just, I'm a I love my Buckeyes.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: I love college football, man.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: I do too.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_00: I watched enough of it this weekend.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm spoiled because I am an Ohio State fan and they don't typically have they don't lose a lot of games.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: But I just expect more out of them.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, yeah.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: And what I saw in the second half yesterday was enough to make my I I just I don't know, man.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: Did you want to did you want to puke?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_00: I just I wanted I wanted to kick small animals.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: I just I I I I was so frustrated.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like Yeah.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: You know, like I I felt like a kid that wasn't allowed to pick out a candy at the checkout.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm like why I just I don't know.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_00: It was it was frustrating, but again, Ohio State, they'll they'll they'll find their way back into the playoff.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um but you've now been exposed.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_00: Not that you couldn't look back at the last three seasons and see the same shit.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: But I I don't know, man.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_00: I it's so frustrating.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: It is so what it uh maybe we can touch real quick here because uh short on time.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Time constraints.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: You know.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: I I did say I was gonna do that and forgot.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we we we're short on time, so we're gonna cut this.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: But what do you wanna what do you want to touch on?
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: The fun that we had Friday into Saturday with what we were going back and forth about.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_00: So guys, randomly, yeah, uh we get a download from India.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you though, by the way.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um thank you so very much.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: We love it.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh and then they downloaded another episode.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_00: And we're like, oh shit, they like us.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: Uh and then 23 episodes.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_00: We we walk, we walk away, we go, and then we come back, and they had downloaded 15 episodes.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, what the fuck?
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_00: And and we'll keep this short because we got to keep this episode short.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: But basically, I was looking at him like, dude, I think that this could be some sort of scam.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: They're gonna steal our shit or something.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't think that's the case, but they kept downloading, they basically downloaded everything that we've had.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, except for the new new.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're they're leading our foreign countries, yeah, by by a large margin now.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_00: So thank you to Mumbai, India.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, and this morning we got London, so we added the uh we're we're we're international, I guess.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_00: Namas, Namaste and Crunchy.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, Namaste and Crunchy.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_00: But uh, yeah, I guess on that we'll we wanted to touch that.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we'll bring it up in the main episode too.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I guess I'll get it, I'll get us canceled.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's time for your joke.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_02: It it should be good.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: What is a cannibal's favorite song?
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_00: I genuinely do not know that.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_00: Shoulders, knees, and toes.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: And on that note, we'll see you next session.