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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York Mark Simone.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's Wednesday. It's just seventeen days away from spring
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  Speaker 2: daylight saving time this weekend. The war continues, as Chuck
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  Speaker 2: Schumer called it, Trump's endless war. That's Schumer yesterday, Trump's
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  Speaker 2: endless war. It's four days. Actually, it's day five today.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't call that endless. Schumer has never once said
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  Speaker 2: Ukraine is an endless war. It's year five, and he
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  Speaker 2: hasn't said that. They look so silly, these people. You
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  Speaker 2: got Richard Blumenthal, he's the Schumer of Connecticut. Another gloomy,
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  Speaker 2: old fossil old, washed up old dinosaur. Bloomenthal saying he's
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  Speaker 2: worried the US may deploy soldiers in Iran boots on
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  Speaker 2: the ground. I think Trump has made it pretty clear
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  Speaker 2: no boots on the ground really not necessary. We've wiped
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  Speaker 2: out everything in record time four days, and we've destroyed
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  Speaker 2: seventy five percent of everything there. We should be done
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks and then that's it. There's
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  Speaker 2: no need for boots on the ground. There could possibly
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  Speaker 2: be boots on the ground, but it won't be US.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be local militias that will arm and supply that
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  Speaker 2: could happen now the courts. The big thing is you
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  Speaker 2: got to worry about who takes over. You needed to
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  Speaker 2: be the right group. You know, what we're doing in
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  Speaker 2: Iran is exactly what Barack Obama did in Libya. Now
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  Speaker 2: he's a Democrat, so it was okay when he does it.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, great when he does it. But the Democrat,
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  Speaker 2: what a decisive, brilliant leader. If it's a republican today,
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  Speaker 2: illegal war, it's a violation of so Obama did it
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  Speaker 2: in Libya. But you know, years later in an interview,
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  Speaker 2: when Obama was asked the biggest regret that he had
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  Speaker 2: as president, he actually said it was when he went
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  Speaker 2: to war in O Libya and wiped out Gaddafi and
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  Speaker 2: got rid of him and killed him. He said he
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  Speaker 2: should have been better prepared for the aftermath. They carried
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  Speaker 2: out the strikes. It was designed to protect the population.
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  Speaker 2: They got Kadafi, he was killed, but Obama said he
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  Speaker 2: regretted he hadn't planned more because Libya did plunge into
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  Speaker 2: chaos with militias taken over, civil war, all that sort
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  Speaker 2: of stuff. Now, Trump obviously a much more highly skilled
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  Speaker 2: manager than Obama. Trump has managed hundreds of thousands employees
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  Speaker 2: managed a global empire for forty years. Obama never had
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  Speaker 2: a real job before before getting into politics. He was
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  Speaker 2: what did they call that, a community organizer. Nobody knows
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  Speaker 2: what the hell that is. But he's never managed anything.
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  Speaker 2: So Trump much more management skill, and I think that's
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  Speaker 2: the big difference. Hey, Epstein hearings they're going to call
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  Speaker 2: in Howard Lutnick. Now, why what does Lutnik have to
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  Speaker 2: do with Epstein? Basically nothing. He had lunch with him once.
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  Speaker 2: Lutnick years ago bought a townhouse on seventy first Street
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  Speaker 2: and the guy next door was a guy named Jeffrey Epstein.
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  Speaker 2: That's how they met. He was the next door neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we have these townhouses they're actually connected. I
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  Speaker 2: mean the two walls actually touch each other. You should
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  Speaker 2: like share a wall in between. So that's how he
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  Speaker 2: met Epstein. I think one time he took a tour
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  Speaker 2: of Epstein's house and then Epstein kept bugging him to
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  Speaker 2: have lunch. Because Howard Lutnick back then was a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: He was the chairman of Cantor Fitzgerald. So Epstein always
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  Speaker 2: trying to woo and court anybody who's anybody and kept
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  Speaker 2: begging Epstein to come to lunch. And Epstein had a
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  Speaker 2: big yacht, I mean, Lutnik had a big yacht. And
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  Speaker 2: he was down there in the Caribbean, not far from
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  Speaker 2: the island, and he said, okay, we'll stop by for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: When he said we will stop by for lunch, it
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  Speaker 2: was Howard Lutnick, his wife, his four kids, two nannies,
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  Speaker 2: and they had a number another couple with them that
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  Speaker 2: had kids and nannies. And he said, be okay if
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  Speaker 2: we bring them. So, I mean, the only thing we
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  Speaker 2: learned from this, don't ever invite Howard Lutnick to lunch
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  Speaker 2: because suddenly you had fourteen people show up. But Epstein
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  Speaker 2: didn't mind. But so Lutnick came, but with like twelve
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  Speaker 2: other people and that was it. So he'll testify. There's
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  Speaker 2: nothing to testify about, but it'll look good. It looked
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  Speaker 2: like we see we called in, we called in somebody
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  Speaker 2: from the Trump administration. Now Hillary Clinton testified, and if
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  Speaker 2: you saw the video, she didn't look so bad. I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 2: she's not going to win any beauty contest. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: she but she didn't look as bad as you thought
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  Speaker 2: she would look. You know, sometimes you see a picture
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  Speaker 2: of her, she looks like just like a drunken old hag.
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  Speaker 2: But in this she looked not so bad. Well, it
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  Speaker 2: turns out the committee now revealed that the Hillary team
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  Speaker 2: showed up and demanded all kinds of things. You know.
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  Speaker 2: They to do this, they rented the Chapequa Performing Arts Center.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a little theater, and they set up a
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  Speaker 2: like a table where the people being interviewed would sit,
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  Speaker 2: and behind it was a black curtain which belonged to
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  Speaker 2: the theater. It was part of the theater. Well, apparently
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  Speaker 2: the Hillary team didn't like it. They wanted something softer.
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  Speaker 2: They wanted a nice blue background. They found a local
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  Speaker 2: vendor to manufacture. It had to be built quickly. They
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  Speaker 2: built a special set for her, the nice blue thing
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  Speaker 2: behind her. They wanted special lighting to make her look good.
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  Speaker 2: They wanted what they call beauty lightning. Beauty lighting. Beauty
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  Speaker 2: lighting is sometimes when you're on television, you know there's
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  Speaker 2: lights above you, there's lights on the side, there's lights
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  Speaker 2: behind you. Beauty lighting is they put lights below you,
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  Speaker 2: shining up like when you're on a TV show. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: you know, see the desk, you're all sitting at a desk,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a beautiful glass top, actually loose sight.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a loose sight top. Well sometimes underneath there's
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  Speaker 2: light in there. There's all kinds of little light shining
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  Speaker 2: up into your face. It takes out the wrinkles. So
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  Speaker 2: if you have the lights above, it'll create a shadow
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  Speaker 2: on the bags under your eyes. It'll put a little shadow.
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  Speaker 2: You can see the wrinkles. But if you put a
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  Speaker 2: light under the table shining up, it takes out the
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  Speaker 2: shadows from the wrinkles or the bags, and you look younger.
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  Speaker 2: So Hillary's team demanded this beauty lighting be put in.
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  Speaker 2: And then they wanted you remember on the table that
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  Speaker 2: had a white tablecloth. The reason they wanted that if
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  Speaker 2: you put a white tablecloth, it reflects the light, so
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  Speaker 2: more light will come shining up into your face and
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  Speaker 2: make it look softer and get rid of the wrinkles.
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  Speaker 2: Hillary's team tested the lighting. They had somebody sit in
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  Speaker 2: the chair and they adjusted the lights. While the test
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  Speaker 2: person sat in the chair, they moved the camera angles
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  Speaker 2: to make her look good. This was the result. Now
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  Speaker 2: if you saw there's still look pretty bad, but you
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  Speaker 2: looked apparently a lot better. Than she could have. And
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  Speaker 2: it helped Bill Clinton a little. It softened him up,
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  Speaker 2: made him look a little better. Hey, he's heard he
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  Speaker 2: saw that plane. Remember the plane that went down in
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  Speaker 2: the Hudson. What was his name, Sully Sullenberger, that great pilot.
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  Speaker 2: The engines went He had no engines. He couldn't get
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  Speaker 2: to Laguardi with that. The engines just went off. Bird
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  Speaker 2: strike knocked out his engines and you're without any power.
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  Speaker 2: Now it turns out this old veteran pilot, Sully Sullenberger,
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  Speaker 2: he'd been a pilot in Vietnam, and it turned out
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  Speaker 2: he had a lot of training as a glider pilot.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what are the odds of that. You're on
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  Speaker 2: this plane all of a sudden, all the engines are out,
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  Speaker 2: and this guy's a trained glider pilot. He knew how
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  Speaker 2: to glide the plane right into the Hudson. You have
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  Speaker 2: to keep the wings absolutely level and steady in the
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  Speaker 2: right angle. And he landed that plane in the Hudson.
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  Speaker 2: Now this is a little easier because it's a little
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  Speaker 2: tiny plane. But it's flying way way up the Hudson, upstate,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, it crashed. A little tiny private plane crashed.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the transmission to the control tower. They're trying to
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  Speaker 2: get him to the airport in this emergency.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go into the hots to Juriso civit against.
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  Speaker 3: We're going into the Hudson River. I don't think we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna make the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a pretty experienced pilot if you could say, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go into the Hudson. What's that? Uh,
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna go into the Hudson. I mean, how do
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  Speaker 2: you stay that calm? Remember that Sally Sullenburger audio is
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. We're gonna land in the Hudson. What
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  Speaker 2: you say we're going to land in the Hudson. I
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  Speaker 2: mean if if that were me or anybody, we'd be saying,
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  Speaker 2: you'd be going crazy. Listen, not again. How calm this
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  Speaker 2: guy is.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go into the hoson to Juriso sat
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  Speaker 3: against La. We're going into the Hudson River. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think we're gonna make the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Uh. And this guy's a lot like Sellenberger. Sullenberger
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  Speaker 2: knew when he was going to go into the Hudson
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  Speaker 2: where to put the plane down. You could go north
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  Speaker 2: of the George Washington Bridge. But he knew to turn
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  Speaker 2: and go south because if he went south of the
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  Speaker 2: George Washing Bridge, you'd be right near all the docks
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  Speaker 2: and peers and rescue equipment they could get to you.
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  Speaker 2: You go north, you're farther away. He knew go south
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  Speaker 2: of the bridge, and that's where all the rescue stuff
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  Speaker 2: would be, and they got to him very very quickly.
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  Speaker 2: The same thing with this guy. He knew like to
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  Speaker 2: go here, put this part of the housing to be
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  Speaker 2: close to the part where the rescue stuff would be
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  Speaker 2: coming from. Pretty amazing. Hey, Christy Nome had to testify yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about this Christy Nome. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how long she's gonna last. I don't know. You know,
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  Speaker 2: there's all kinds of things coming out, Like her department,
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  Speaker 2: Homeland Security was a shutdown. All the funding was cut,
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  Speaker 2: no more funding because of this crazy shutdown, government shutdown.
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  Speaker 2: And she's blaming this for, you know, homeland security. Right now,
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  Speaker 2: with the Iran conflict, you need homeland security look for
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  Speaker 2: any possible Iranian terrorist cells here. But she's getting all
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  Speaker 2: kinds of flight now. For instance, you know, she spent
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  Speaker 2: all this money she bought a big, huge, enormous private
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  Speaker 2: jet basically for her to fly around on. She claimed
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  Speaker 2: it was going to be to transport deportees. But it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's not. It's a it's got a bedroom in it.
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  Speaker 2: It's got and you know, she's got this Corey Lewandowski
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  Speaker 2: with her, and everybody keeps saying they're sleeping together. They're
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  Speaker 2: both married and having this affair. So the plane with
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  Speaker 2: the bedroom, I don't know, you do the math on that.
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  Speaker 2: But now she's getting hit for spending two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: twenty million dollars of taxpayer funded funds to pay for
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  Speaker 2: TV ads. Now the ads star her, two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: twenty million on ads that feature her. I guess it's
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  Speaker 2: making herself very famous there. When asked about this in
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  Speaker 2: the hearings, she said, well, the President Trump told me
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  Speaker 2: to get the message out to the country and to
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  Speaker 2: other countries. Well that's the message, it's not put your
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  Speaker 2: face all over television. Then well, here she was testifying
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  Speaker 2: yesterday about the shutdown.
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  Speaker 4: And all that the latest Democrat led shutdown of DHS
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  Speaker 4: as reckless, it's unnecessary, and it undermines the American national security,
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  Speaker 4: and it harms the men and women who work at
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  Speaker 4: DHS and their families.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's one Democrat, Senator Koons is going after her
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  Speaker 2: about you know, what if ICE agents showed up at
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  Speaker 2: the polls when it's voting time? What if ICE agents
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  Speaker 2: were there because they could scare away the illegals? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: who else would you be scared of an ICE agent?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: But he asked her about this, will.
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  Speaker 1: You rule out the deployment of ICE or CBP to
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  Speaker 1: polling places this November?
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  Speaker 4: There are no plans to have ICE officers that are
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  Speaker 4: polling locations.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm glad you hear that, But would you rule
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  Speaker 3: it out?
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  Speaker 2: Would you say it will not happen?
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  Speaker 4: Do you plan on illegal aliens voting in our elections?
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  Speaker 3: Son? I do not?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that was pretty good. Why would you
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  Speaker 2: be afraid of Well, I just hope you don't send them.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you hope there's no law enforcement at a
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  Speaker 2: polling place? That doesn't make much sense. It's a little crazy. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know, ozembic is more and more. This is not
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  Speaker 2: just ozempic. There's like a bunch of these drugs. They
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  Speaker 2: call them GLP one drugs. It takes away a lot
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  Speaker 2: of your appetite. You still eat, but you eat a
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  Speaker 2: lot lot less. So restaurants were going nuts because people
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  Speaker 2: there on ozempic and they can't eat that much, so
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  Speaker 2: they don't order as much. It's costing restaurants money. Now
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  Speaker 2: a lot of restaurants started to do a special ozempic
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  Speaker 2: menu where it's small portions. You know, otherwise you order
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  Speaker 2: a whole big entree, you gotta throw away sometimes half
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  Speaker 2: of it, three quarters of it. But the problem with
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  Speaker 2: the ozempic menu, you know you're gonna get a small portion.
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  Speaker 2: You can't charge as much. You gotta charge less, So
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't really help the restaurant at all. And now
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  Speaker 2: bakeries are complaining. A lot of bakeries in the trist
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  Speaker 2: area they've seen a big drop in business because of
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  Speaker 2: this ozembic Big Gardland news day to day. Here's a
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  Speaker 2: Messina market East Norwich, Oyster Bay. I love that Messina market.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, but they own the bakery next door. They
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  Speaker 2: said they've seen a big drop. Here's a couple of
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  Speaker 2: bakeries in Long Island seen a big drop in business.
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  Speaker 2: Now some of them they're going to do the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: They'll sell little tiny items for the ozmbic people. So
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  Speaker 2: you can buy a tiny croissant, you can buy a
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  Speaker 2: tiny donut, you can buy a little pastry. But again
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  Speaker 2: the problem is you can't charge as much. You got
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  Speaker 2: to cut the price. So it really doesn't help the bakeries. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you own a bakery, I guess the only going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you is just keep waiting, because once the
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  Speaker 2: side effects from all these drugs start to show up
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  Speaker 2: and hit people less unless people will be taking them. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the ozembic is like twelve hundred dollars a shot, although
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  Speaker 2: President Trump is working on getting that down to five
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  Speaker 2: hundred a shot. It's got side effects. I mean, we've
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  Speaker 2: already seen you get that ozempic face where you everything's
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  Speaker 2: just starts drooping in your face. You can see it.
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  Speaker 2: It's ozempic face. It doesn't look good. Then you got
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  Speaker 2: the apparently there's problems with your teeth from ozampik, all
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  Speaker 2: kinds of teeth problems. So I would wait. You know what,
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  Speaker 2: there's a freeway to lose weight, just eat less. You
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  Speaker 2: can actually actually do it. Hey, big announcement this morning,
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  Speaker 2: Curtis Leewa joining woor. He will be co host of
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  Speaker 2: the morning show starting Monday Curtis six to ten AM
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  Speaker 2: on seven ten w or Monday through Friday. It all
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  Speaker 2: begins on Monday. He'll be co hosting with Larry mantein
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  Speaker 2: this is big.
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  Speaker 1: I am coming to the oldest talk radio station continuously
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  Speaker 1: running in New York City and the best talk radio station.
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  Speaker 1: So it doesn't get any better than that, joining with you,
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  Speaker 1: Larry and the crew there at WOOR. I come back
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  Speaker 1: to what people have been asking me to do ever
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  Speaker 1: since I lost the election on November four.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people say, when are you getting back?
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  Speaker 1: When are you getting back to talk radio?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Monday, Monday, he'll start with Larry Mantine. Now, it's
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  Speaker 2: tough to do a morning show. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just too tough. You got to get up, like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, if the show starts at six, you
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  Speaker 2: got to get up at I don't know, four thirty five. Now,
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  Speaker 2: some of these all these morning guys, you know, they
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  Speaker 2: live way out in the suburbs. They got to get
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  Speaker 2: up like at three o'clock. And what I mean, I've
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  Speaker 2: had to do a morning show through the years, filling
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  Speaker 2: in a lot of times for Curtis. But if at
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  Speaker 2: the morning show six to ten. I would get there
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  Speaker 2: at six oh four because you got a newscast at
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  Speaker 2: six oh five. But Curtis, if he has a morning
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  Speaker 2: show at six, he'll get there at two. He's the
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  Speaker 2: hardest working guy. In fact, Curtis will sleep at the station,
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  Speaker 2: that's how dedicated he is. But remember, for years he
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  Speaker 2: had like the number one morning show in New York.
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  Speaker 2: It was Curtis and Koby. We could live without Kobe
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  Speaker 2: much better with Curtis and Larry. And that all starts
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  Speaker 2: Monday and on seven ten, wr Hey, we'll take some calls.
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  Speaker 2: Next eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is
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  Speaker 2: the number. Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten