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Nostalgia Nugget 25 - Comedy Central Presents & Slurpee's · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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  Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for Janas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
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  Speaker 3: What's up Mistal the Nerds. Welcome to another wonderful episode of.
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  Speaker 1: Nugget Nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: No notable Nuggets, Notable nugget Nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me Andy and Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: This is what we do is like to talk about
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  Speaker 3: a few things that we are nostalgic for, little little
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  Speaker 3: nuggets of them little episodes. You've probably know that already,
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  Speaker 3: but before we start, I just want to say I
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  Speaker 3: haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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  Speaker 3: I used to do drugs. I still do, but I
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  Speaker 3: used to too. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: to show it. So what I am nostalgic for is
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  Speaker 3: back in the day, Comedy Central had a TV show
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  Speaker 3: that they're a half hour long, and they would showcase
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  Speaker 3: comedians called Comedy Central Presents, and I think that's where
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  Speaker 3: I really fell in love with comedy and comedians. They
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  Speaker 3: ended in twenty eleven, but the very first season came
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  Speaker 3: out in nineteen ninety eight. The very first episode was
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  Speaker 3: Wanda Sykes and I think she's super fucking funny, Mark
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  Speaker 3: Maren Lewis Black, Greg Fitzimmons, Mitch Hedberg, Kevin Brennan, who
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  Speaker 3: I believe is the guy who helped Chappelle write The
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  Speaker 3: Chappelle Show. So I mean, like the first season alone,
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  Speaker 3: just so many huge name comedians, and all those jokes
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  Speaker 3: I said at the beginning were Mimich Hedberg jokes, Oh nice, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And I forgot like how many great comedians they had
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  Speaker 3: on this show. Kevin Nalan was on there. I think
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  Speaker 3: he's funny. Greg Proops was pretty funny back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Dave Attel, I think super funny. All's well told. Todd Berry.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately this is where Dane Cook got his. But I
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  Speaker 3: can't talk too much shit. When I was like a teenager,
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  Speaker 3: I thought Dane Cook was funny too. But I have
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  Speaker 3: you tried to watch any Dane Cook recently?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, but I did. But I stopped watching him
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  Speaker 2: when he stopped being like I'm gonna be real with you,
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  Speaker 2: when he stopped being hot, like looking like attractive for
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  Speaker 2: like young gay boy. But I did like his joke
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  Speaker 2: about giving like that like that weird coworker like a
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  Speaker 2: snickers because then when that weird coworker like shoots up, oh,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna be like remembering that. So that wasn't really
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  Speaker 2: a joke as like a life lesson for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I always, well, you know, when the girls are going
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  Speaker 3: to middle school, and I was like, remember, just be
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  Speaker 3: nice to everybody because you never know, and that's you know,
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  Speaker 3: one thing.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I just kind of miss that. Now.
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  Speaker 3: You can get a lot of comedy, like through social
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  Speaker 3: media and stuff like that, but for the most part,
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  Speaker 3: it's just fan reaction. It's just dealing with the crowd's
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  Speaker 3: just crowd control or whatever. I don't really like crowd
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  Speaker 3: stuff very much. It's all kind of the same, like.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for a living. I'm a doctor,
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  Speaker 1: a fucking doctor. What the fun?
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's like we get it, you know, But
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  Speaker 3: I just miss that they showcased up and coming comedians
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  Speaker 3: on TV at that time, because other than that, I
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  Speaker 3: think it's just like HBO and stuff, So.
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  Speaker 2: It was like an appointment more appointment television. Well now
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  Speaker 2: I know like Netflix has a lot of I think
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  Speaker 2: Tiffany Hattish does like a showcase with like some up
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  Speaker 2: and coming but everything's so deluded now too. But David
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  Speaker 2: tell that he had a show on I think it
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  Speaker 2: was E what was.
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  Speaker 1: That called on Comedy Central.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because it came out when we were kids, and
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  Speaker 2: that was kind of like a glimpse of like what
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  Speaker 2: partying as an adult? It's going to be so good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, I forgot about that show. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen David Tel's news stand up. It came out
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  Speaker 3: about a year ago. It's only a half hour long,
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  Speaker 3: but it's just joke after joke after joke, and it's
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  Speaker 3: just so fucking funny. But I just I missed that
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  Speaker 3: seeing comedians on TV, especially when you don't know who
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna be watching, so it really like showed you
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  Speaker 3: people you'd never hear of, like the first time I
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  Speaker 3: saw that Mitch Edburg half hour special, I was in love.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was one that and I still if
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  Speaker 3: you watch the specials, I still think it's just over
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  Speaker 3: the it's so fucking funny. But did you watch the
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  Speaker 3: Comedy Central Presents back?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I not as probably as much. I
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  Speaker 2: don't have that good of member, but I remember watching
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  Speaker 2: those and and because the only thing I can kind
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  Speaker 2: of compare it to a little bit was when we
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  Speaker 2: were When we were younger, Jay Leno and David Letterman
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  Speaker 2: did have like kind of up and coming comedians, but
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  Speaker 2: not as up and coming as when I watched old
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  Speaker 2: episodes of The Tonight Show when Johnny carrs then, because
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  Speaker 2: he had more unknowns on his show than like the predecessors,
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  Speaker 2: they had more mainstream people that were a little bit bigger.
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  Speaker 3: Another reason why I think I like Conan so much
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  Speaker 3: because he had like straight unknowns, like you know, some
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  Speaker 3: of the biggest people now, John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle, all
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  Speaker 3: of those guys were like, if it wasn't for you, Conan,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been on TV. Yeah, the first one
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  Speaker 3: that put me on TV, and you would always put
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  Speaker 3: me on TV when I asked, so when Dave Chappelle went,
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  Speaker 3: I guess quote unquote crazy for a little bit. When
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  Speaker 3: he came back, he goes, I'll talk to Cone, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: And he like was like, Conan, you know, I know
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  Speaker 3: you're a real one. That's the reason I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: And he explained.
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  Speaker 1: Everything, and he actually just says some kind of funny
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  Speaker 1: on night. Yeah. I don't want to get into it, but.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I heard recently that Conan is kind off subject.
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  Speaker 2: On subject of Conan, he's coming out in a movie
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  Speaker 2: where it's like a dramatic role Conan is, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: I forget who is in it, but it's a couple
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  Speaker 2: of big names, bigger named stars. I need to google
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  Speaker 2: this really quick.
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  Speaker 3: Listener, Why do you know he's gonna be on in
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  Speaker 3: Toy Story five? I don't know what he's doing in
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  Speaker 3: Toy Story five? But did you ever watch the amazing
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  Speaker 3: Jonathan Oh No?
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  Speaker 2: What was that?
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  Speaker 3: He was a stand up comedian who didn't magic, and
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  Speaker 3: it was really fucking funny. But anyways, I just don't think,
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  Speaker 3: for the most part, anybody would have seen that type
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  Speaker 3: of comed if it wasn't for Comedy Central.
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  Speaker 1: Presence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so listener, it's called If I Had Legs,
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  Speaker 2: I'd Kick You and it has Rose Byrne and then
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  Speaker 2: Asap Rocky and Conan O'Brien are the leads. It's a
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  Speaker 2: comedy drama, but I don't but it's a serious movie
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  Speaker 2: and it's about I think it's about like a woman
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  Speaker 2: who is really struggling with her child, and I guess
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  Speaker 2: the child you never see in the movie, like full on.
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  Speaker 2: And then it has this actress Ivy Walk like wo LK.
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  Speaker 2: I mispronounced that she's in this FX show called English Teacher.
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  Speaker 2: And her comedic timing is effortless.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she is.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody like she she looks like this. It's a podcast
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  Speaker 2: the listener, you can't see it, but she has like
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  Speaker 2: effortless comedic timing. But anyways, I'm so stoked to see that.
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  Speaker 2: But I know, I love I love that, like I
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  Speaker 2: love something so raw and amazing about stand up comedy
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  Speaker 2: and for them to present that, that's kind of a
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  Speaker 2: lost medium that they need to bring back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think because now everything is so nietzsche niche,
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  Speaker 3: I always don't know how to say it yeatly, but
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody, like a big company would take
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  Speaker 3: chances like that anymore because it's all about like streaming
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  Speaker 3: and so an algorithm, so they're not I feel like
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  Speaker 3: they're not gonna take chances on you unless they're sure
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  Speaker 3: they can get something back. So yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: that that's you know, I'm kind of old on that one,
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  Speaker 3: but I just feel like, uh, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just I kind of miss that in a prime
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  Speaker 3: time just hey, we're gonna take a chance only stand
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  Speaker 3: up here you go, good luck, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, and that was something like, uh kind of an
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  Speaker 2: incarnation of that. Ish was last comic standing that uh
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  Speaker 2: comedy competition show. I think that's where I think Amy
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  Speaker 2: Schumer was the main one that came.
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  Speaker 1: Out of that.
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  Speaker 2: But David Tel a gay version of him aunt that
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  Speaker 2: stand up comedian. He looks like Dave David, not Deve
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  Speaker 2: Chappelle Hotel. He's super funny guy. I just fucking love
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  Speaker 2: him and just so over the top and intents.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I haven't I got checkhim out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he's good. He's probably canceled by now, but no,
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  Speaker 2: I love that. We need we need to bring that
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  Speaker 2: back in some form for sure, because everybody right now
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  Speaker 2: needs to laugh because the world is shittyest look, well,
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  Speaker 2: that's awesome one. So Andy, what I'm nostalgic for is
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  Speaker 2: that when I was a kid, how excited I would
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  Speaker 2: be to go to convenience stores. Oh sure, And it
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  Speaker 2: was just like a different vibe back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: like like we would take on you know, not crappy
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  Speaker 2: weather days. We would take our dog on a walk
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  Speaker 2: as kids to the seven eleven, which is community store here,
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  Speaker 2: and I like another I would get a slurpye and
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  Speaker 2: then I would get like a sour like lollipop or
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  Speaker 2: sucker and like dip that shit in and like eat
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  Speaker 2: it by dipping my my lollipop in the slurpee. And
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  Speaker 2: then I would get jerky for my dog who had
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  Speaker 2: health problems because I would just constantly give her human food.
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  Speaker 2: But Penny, I'll love you, ri ip queen. So there's
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  Speaker 2: just a sharp contrast to now how I do convenience
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  Speaker 2: stores Like now it's because I need energy or like
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  Speaker 2: a quick snack because I'm like panicking about something. And
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  Speaker 2: then the other night I wanted to bring this up.
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  Speaker 2: I love Jeremy, by the way, but he was like oh,
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  Speaker 2: can you go and get me x y z And
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like sure, like you're already come fee blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like what kind of he was like, he
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  Speaker 2: mentioned chips, and I was like, what kind of chips
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  Speaker 2: do you want? And he said, I don't know. Facetiming
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  Speaker 2: when you get there. That immediately put me in anxiety. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I FaceTime him and he wants me to go
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  Speaker 2: row by row and figure out where where it's at.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm in the comedian store. There's other people shopping.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good comedian store. They have great lighting at
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  Speaker 2: this one I chose, but then yeah, it was it's
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  Speaker 2: the gas station at Chevron. This is very local reference
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  Speaker 2: on Commercial Street has like mood lighting. It's amazing lighting.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like a good place to shoplift, honestly. But
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  Speaker 2: so then Jeremy's like, okay, he couldn't. So we came
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  Speaker 2: back to the chips later and I'm like, you mentioned
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  Speaker 2: orange juice. So I go and show him the orange
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  Speaker 2: juice selection, and that guy has that audascity to say, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we have stuff at home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, that's the only reason I went to the community
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  Speaker 2: store at night was to get you like snacks and treats.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't mind doing that because I love you,
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  Speaker 2: but like for you as I was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: you're getting something. I get him whatever it is anyways,
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  Speaker 2: and then we go.
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  Speaker 1: Did he end up getting chips though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he ended up he got oh he had to
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  Speaker 2: be get flaming hot cheetos, and then I needed to
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  Speaker 2: He was like, do they have bean dip? And this
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  Speaker 2: is at a gas station convenience store. So I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: where's the bean dip? At I found. I'm like okay,
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  Speaker 2: and so bean dip, flaming hot cheetos to dip it in,
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  Speaker 2: and then and then orange juice is what he was craving.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like so much heartburn. Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I can handle that. My fucking throat.
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  Speaker 2: He gets heartburn a lot and indigestion. So so we
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  Speaker 2: get home and he's eating his snacks and I'm this
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  Speaker 2: is not convenience store related, but I got notified by
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  Speaker 2: one of my buddies that they had Wicked themed laundry detergent.
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  Speaker 1: Oh weird.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like such a good deal. It was
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  Speaker 2: like forty two loads for like nine nine or something
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  Speaker 2: like that, like that's a good deal. Plus it's Wicked
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  Speaker 2: themed and like capitalism yea, And I'm like really stoked
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  Speaker 2: for Wicked part two, you know. And so Jerry was like, oh,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: what are you ordering? I'm like, oh, Wicked laundry inturgent
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like what are you? Were just shopping online?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what are you ordering? And it was
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: like doc straps like harness, it like very sexual stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like that we were two different gay people,
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  Speaker 2: like so like I'm like Launcher Church based off of
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  Speaker 2: a musical and then you're like like like sexy underwear
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  Speaker 2: like that. I am so lucky to have him. I
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  Speaker 2: love him, and but I want to go back to
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  Speaker 2: the day of not going to confute because the community
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  Speaker 2: story parts like how are you doing today, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in my mind. I'm like I'm fucking stressed all
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  Speaker 2: the time. I want to go back to the day
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  Speaker 2: where I'm like I get excited when my dad's like
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  Speaker 2: one salty, one savory or like one savory one sweet,
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  Speaker 2: like treat. I'm like, oh, fuck, yes, I get a drink,
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  Speaker 2: I get cookies, I get you know, this is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's I need three Red Bulls because I got
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: no sleep last night because of my crippling anxiety and depression.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna try to power through this.
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  Speaker 3: Give me something sweet so I can get through the
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  Speaker 3: day of fucking another day of capitalism.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: It's so horrible, but it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Remember when I was a kid, we stilled the convenience
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  Speaker 3: store a lot because my dad drank a lot. But
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: every time he would drink, I would go to the
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: store with him and I could get like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: so I love that.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just always fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I missed that. And I just think I
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  Speaker 2: told you about this. Like we grew up in the
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: in the era where gay was a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: accepted obviously the generation before, but I was a convenience
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  Speaker 2: store and I was just like blown away. But it's adorable,
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  Speaker 2: fucking couple. They were younger, queer couple, and they were
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  Speaker 2: having the debate of like, okay, you pick out the
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: sweet item, I'm going to pick out the chips bubble,
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: and they were having that discussion and being very like affected,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to be like, you guys are like
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  Speaker 2: melting my heart right now. But I and then I realized,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm a middle aged man going up to people
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  Speaker 2: and being like a screaming on them, Like I'm in
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: that limbo generation because I went to the Aids Walk,
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: you know, a couple months ago, and I got schooled
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  Speaker 2: by some older gay guys because I wasn't fully educated
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  Speaker 2: on like certain stuff that I should be educated on.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of in between. I'm a millennial. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Plates can move. You're like, why are we bringing this
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  Speaker 1: up now? I don't. Yeah, science and.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff, Oh my gosh, But no, I missed those days.
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  Speaker 2: So I think I'm going to go to the store
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  Speaker 2: get I don't have to work tomorrow. Thing, God, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to get myself. Just go to the store and
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  Speaker 2: get something sweet and savory and just kind of really
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  Speaker 2: bring back convening his store glory. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: When I first started smoking marijuana, it was a month
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  Speaker 3: before I turned twenty one, and I was like so
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  Speaker 3: afraid to like go to the store to get munchies
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. So the first time I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. So I go and I have like
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  Speaker 3: a couple of bags of chips whatever, drink and some
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  Speaker 3: you know, candy or whatever. So I'm waiting in line
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  Speaker 3: and my friend walks in. His name is Sean, and
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  Speaker 3: he's like what up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what up? And he goes, damn, bro,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: you guys are hell of bloody. Well right, that's the
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  Speaker 1: type of person this is.
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  Speaker 3: Anyways, but then I was like, oh, thanks man, and
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I put everything down and I walked out a lot
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  Speaker 3: because I was afraid that the like the person working
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  Speaker 3: the counter is gonna be like, you're too high.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was like, I was so scared. I
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  Speaker 1: just put all this stuff down. I just left. Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I hate the So we got really Stone. It's aside
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  Speaker 2: a tidebar. We got really Stone at the aquarium And
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: did I tell you this before?
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  Speaker 1: The one in Newport.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been there for like fifteen years, but last
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: time I went it was awful.
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  Speaker 1: Have they like upgraded?
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  Speaker 2: But we got We stopped at a four former lesh
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Schwab that's now a dispenser and got some edibles and
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: it was super sketch. Anyways, at the end, we go
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: to the gift shop and we're super fucking stoned. This
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: guy comes up to us and says, like, are you
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: finding everything all right? Kevin whoa, whoa, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: we can't do that. So I was like, where's the bathroom.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: So Jeremy I went to the bathroom and I was like,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: we gotta get the fuck out of here at the
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: at the Quariam gift shop, crazy like I need to
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Yehoa.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: So then movement and got sushi afterwards, and we were
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: just completely faded, and I was there's a lot of
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: like crying for no reasons, just because we were super
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: like just intoxicated. And Jeremy was like, I gotta go
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom. They'll meet you out there. It made
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: it seem like he went to the bathroom that I
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: really need to go to the bathroom. But then I
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: want them to think that we're dining and dashing. It
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: was just so chaotic. So listener, moral of the story
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: is something pick and shoes, whatever it is. Don't buy
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: edibles from a former lest schwab, like, no, don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I remember once I went to Dutch Bros. And I'm
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: waiting line. It was in Albany, and I think this
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: is probably the first I went to go play Dungeons
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Dragons with someone. So my first time going to this
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Dutch bros. But I'm waiting line. The girl walks up,
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: she goes, hey, okay, I get you, and she goes, wow,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: you're really brown. And I was like, oh, thanks. I'm
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: assuming she thought I was somebody else, but it caught
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: me so off guard.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank you. I don't know what
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: to say. It's fucking weird.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: That's really weird.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's right, that's super weird. Why would she say that?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess I met. That's another second nostalgia.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I just figured out how to connect this all. So
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: the querium thing. I'm nostalgic for the days of like
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: not having responsibility. And I could just back when I
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: was in a high school and get stoned to my room.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: My fucking asshole sister would be like, Dad, Jeff smoking
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: in this room and my dad was like, just shut
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the fuck up, Jesse, and I would just I had
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Christmas lights all around my bedroom, lava lamps, black black
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: light posters.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Our generation yeah, or probably before us too, but I
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: had Christmas lights in my room. So many of my
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: friends did.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: My daughters are like, I don't give a ship. Yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: they're just on their phone now you know what I mean.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, great, oh man, I should have done Christmas
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: lights and black lights and ship all that stupid shit.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to hit up now there were grown
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: ups and we have disposable income. We just need to
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: hit up Spencers and like hot Top and by like
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: black light posters, those posters that come with markers that
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: are like velvet and buy a ton of those. I
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: love that so much.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Markers that came with them were always like really shitty
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: markers though, yeah run out quickly.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: But now it's like I get stoned and immediately there's
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: some kind of crisis I have to deal with. Even
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: if it's like not or like existential crisis. I'm like, oh,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: what's the meaning of reality? Or or I catch myself
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: looking into the mirror at my eyes and I'm like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: oh fuck, nothing's real. But back in the day, I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: could just jam out and watch a movie. Yeah whatever,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: All right, So I'm nostalgic for convenience store and edible
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: being stress free. I guess I.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Am a solid comedy comedy. Yeah, I like your brand
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: new comedy people that you never heard of just being
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: exposed to it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we need to bring that back because I'm
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: because we're over here, like stressing at convenience stores, trusting
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: at aquariums. We need an outlook of up and coming,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: fresh face, sharp tongue comedians. So listener, if you think
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that you need to do stand up or whatever bring
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: joy to the world, do it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I love that. Okay, so listener, listen up. So we
• 18:23
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• 18:26
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• 18:29
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• 18:33
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• 18:36
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• 18:41
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• 18:50
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• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not sure if it's a listener, but
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: somebody sends me, I don't know, like fifteen to twenty
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: videos a day of comedy stuff on my Instagram, which
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: But if you're a listener, can.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: You just put like, hey, I listen to your podcast
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: because it's just a lot it's a lot of fucking videos,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I like that it's comedy and not like something like
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: satanic or like Scaredule or something. Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like all comedy stuff and stuff that I
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: would like. So I'm like, but I don't know this person.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: So if you're listening and that's you, just be like, hey,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: it's me, I'd like.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can like give you a shout out on
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: the podcast for sure. Have you seen those TikTok videos
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: of like the cats that are ai that are like man,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: yeah me, yeah, like and they like do like fucked
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: up things to one another, and like there's always like
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: a cat and it's like scary, it's it's fucked up.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I'll just show it. She'll send you some of them.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: But like it's like a cat that like cuts off
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: a cat's tail and that grinds. It's super fucked up
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and gross. That's like to like a cat cover of
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: like a Billie Eilish song. So it's super fucking bizarre
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: that people are doing this. I love it, Okay, listener,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: we have a lot for you to do fundraisers. Other
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: podcasts Dads, Dad Daughters, and Diplomas. Check them out leave
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: them a five star review as well, and until next time.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Hebbard.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I like that, and we'll see you next Tuesday and
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: hook it my wild.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: We hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
• 20:25
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• 20:27
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• 20:37
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