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MIA AND BARBIE "DON'T WORRY WE STILL LOVE YOUR COCK" · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and you know I've got the Barbie with me and we are ladies of
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leisure, sitting in the living room and chatting.
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All the puppies. So you know Barbie is a man
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hater. I am.
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Don't go quiet on me now, man. Hater before I'm a woman.
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OK, that's what we want to hear. So you were talking to me
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earlier and you're like, yeah, I had this one guy friend.
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It's the only fucking guy friend.
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Yeah, I've had one male friend in the entirety of my life and
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every day I considering hitting him with my car.
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It just pisses me off every day and he just, he's not doing
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anything wrong, I just don't like him sometimes.
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Let's talk about some of those things.
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Let's talk about some of those things that men do that are
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stupid. Yeah, for me it's just I feel
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like men, they just don't understand like the impair
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intensive communication, like if I'm excited about something, you
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responding with just the one word.
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Cool. Oh, I hate that.
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Can you give me at least a sentence?
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Right, that's my thing. They're just so like, short,
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short written. I'm like, I need you to yap with
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me. Be one of the girls for a
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minute. All right, so let's take this
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into consideration. So you're in your your mid 20s
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and you deal with other men that are in their mid 20s.
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You think there's a difference between that and, say, your dad,
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who's 50? Yeah, yeah.
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Men my age are much stupider. Thank you.
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Thank you God. Bless.
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And their brains aren't fully developed yet.
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My brains almost fully developed.
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You get your brain fully developed at like 2526 and I can
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feel my cooking. Yeah, I'm in my last leg.
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Is it sizzling? A year or two left now I'll
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finally be able to make a full thought soon.
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Oh my gosh. So excited.
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You know, so I have have to explain to people a lot what we
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deal with in the dungeon and you know, I always get people.
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What you all don't see is when I'm setting up, you know,
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clients and appointments for you all, you don't really see a lot
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of what I deal with. And a lot of it is guys that are
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stupid. So I'm going to explain this
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because, you know, 18% of our listeners are women.
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That's it. Ladies, we got to do better.
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We have should you better. We get the numbers up.
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We exactly. And that is why I decided that,
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you know, you and I are doing this weekly.
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Yeah, right. We're doing the episode because
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we we just really put out that female energy.
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We exude it. Yeah.
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And you know, most men suck. They do.
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So, so I got a phone call the other day and this guy was like,
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so energetic. He's like, yeah, he's like,
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mistress, I want to serve you. I want to serve and OK, I get
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it. What?
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How do you want to serve me? And he's like, oh, you know, I
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want to take care of you. I want to treat you.
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I I want to do this. I want to do that.
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And I'm like, well, you're not eating my pussy.
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You're not, you're not seeing me without clothes.
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We don't do that. We're not hookers, I said.
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So how else are you going to please me?
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Do you have job skill? Now when they tell me they got a
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job skill, like, you know, oh, I do lawn maintenance.
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Oh, I do IT work. I love that.
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Now we're talking like, give me something.
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I love when men know their place exactly in the labor force.
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Thank you. Fucking dumb ass man in the
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labor force. That's what we need.
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And so, you know, it's like when these slave boys come to me and
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they're like, yeah, I want to serve you.
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So this motherfucker says to me, Oh, well, can I just get you a
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room here at the Fairfield Inn? No, bitch, you know I don't
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want. Have you been there before?
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Yeah, not on business, but on fun.
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They have a really cool lazy river.
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But I'm just like, you know, no, I, I want to stay at my house.
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You can come to my dungeon. I'm not interested.
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I mean, how's he going to serve you in a hotel room?
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He probably just wants to go down on me and thinks that, you
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know, he's going to make me miraculously come with his
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tongue, No. I'd rather you just come do my
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dishes. Thank you.
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Thank. You, my gosh, before I ever
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like, worked in the dungeon. Yeah, I had a guy.
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Hit me up and he was like, Hey, I'm only in town for a few days
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and he was like, I want like, I'm a house servant slave guy
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and I want to come over and clean your house and cook you
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dinner and do all this. And I was like, Oh my gosh.
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But I have roommates that like can't see that.
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And then I also was working those three days and I was like
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so upset. I was like, I could have got my
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house clean because he was like, I do not want to have sex.
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Like I don't want to touch you. I literally just want the
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pleasure of like serving you in your house.
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And I was like, Oh my gosh. And now sometimes I think about
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it, I'm like, I wish somebody knew would hit me up like that.
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I just feel like I just want to take care of your home and I
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don't even want to fuck. I'd be like, please come over.
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Isn't that the truth, right? God bless.
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You know, again, I get the weirdest fucking phone calls
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I've heard. Clients.
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Yeah. And it's just.
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It's unbelievable to me how fucking stupid they.
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Are my favorite was when a guy called you and you were like, So
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what are you looking to like do? And he was like, I have this
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fantasy of like having 10 girls and you're like, like being
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domed by 10 girls who's like no like having sex with like 10 or
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more girls. And you were like, well, we're
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not hookers. And he was like, oh, OK.
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And then like the phone call ended.
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How much money do you have? Do you know how much 10 hookers
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would cost? No shit.
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I was like, also, where are we going to outsource 10?
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That's a lot of girls. Do you have a dumb Dick for all
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that? Would you even make it through
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like two of them? No, no, absolutely not.
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It would just be like fucking one girl and then the nine would
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just be like what, in the stands or something?
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Waiting on the bench to get tapped in.
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OK, ladies, he's got an erection.
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OK, let's. Go circle through light up
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ladies. Let's see if you can come in 2
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minutes with this fucker. OK?
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Where's my massager? God they fucking suck.
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All the male listeners, the God I'm gonna get cussed out of my
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DMS on fed again. Wow.
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So I'm going to read this e-mail.
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OK, You know, I have one of my favorite people is Tony.
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And Tony is in New York and he writes, he writes John and I
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quite a bit on the podcast. And he's a sexy looking Italian
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guy, dark hair, dark beard, you know, he's sexy.
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Any who I I read this and I thought, oh, OK, I'm going to
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have to read this to Barbie. So he suggested a come walk.
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Have you ever heard of Come walk?
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He's using Barbie's face right now.
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Like speechless. I don't know if I want to know
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what that. Is yeah, a come walk is
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basically a bukaki on a woman's face.
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Oh, OK. And she walks out with cum on
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her face. Now it can be multiple people
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publicly. Oh no, now it can be like 11 cum
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on her face or it could be multiple.
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I think at a party or a dungeon, we'll see public, public, I'm
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like that. Just that starts to infringe on
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other people's consent. Yeah, well, you know, yeah, it's
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odd, but yeah, see, John said. Hey, we should do that, you
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know, at the party. Well, we do.
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Yeah. We we know a couple of
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participants who would be cool with that, but any who or
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probably would. Oh yeah, 100%.
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So. So anyway, he writes me and he
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says it's so funny that John brought up your slave that had
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the shit in his hair at the store because we talked about
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that on episode because that's what made me want to bring up
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the whole come walk. Yeah, he he did because it
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reminded me of that. I really hope you guys do it at
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your next party. I'd love to hear about it.
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Also, real sex seems to be a big awakening moment for a lot of
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people. I told you about how I watched
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it when I was 10 and how it opened my eyes to things.
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Nice to hear that John had the same experience.
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Lastly, thank you for your feedback on the kinks and
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fetishes I brought up in the previous e-mail.
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You both made great points I hadn't thought of in the past.
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Also on the personal note, I'm trying to fade out on my use of
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poppers. I did poppers once.
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Yeah, and he says. I think I'm more attached to the
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idea of more than how they make me feel.
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I'll keep trying though, Tony. So, yeah.
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So what was your experience with poppers?
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Very. Short lived, I was at a little
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rave and like you do well, I didn't have, I didn't plan to be
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like, like to get inebriated that night, but I was with some
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friends. It was, it was like an emo rave.
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It was really funny. And so my friend is like buying
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me drinks, some drinking for free.
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Then I go outside and I'm talking to these girls and then
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they offer me their like weed pin and I don't usually smoke,
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but I was a little drunk and I was like, Oh my gosh, free weed.
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I have to capitalize on this. So I take a hit and of course,
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because I'm not used to getting high, I get pretty high.
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And so now I'm like cross faded at this emo rave.
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I'm in like 7 inch platforms with googly eyes on them.
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You know, people keep approaching me.
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My hair's glowing in the blue lights and I'm like, Oh my
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goodness. Well then I'm outside with my
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friend and this guy comes up to us.
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He's like, do you guys want to do poppers?
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And we were like, yeah, because we were just fucked up.
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You know I did the. Pumpers.
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And you just sniff it. You're only high for like 30
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seconds. Yeah, I tell you, in that 30
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seconds, God could have come and snatched me out of my body.
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I was like everything. Went.
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It was pretty fun though and then I just after that I was
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like I'd I will fall over if I do that again so I'm going to go
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back. I don't usually get that
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inebriated, but that night was very fun though.
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That's interesting. Yeah.
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You know, we usually see men who bring them in and they get them
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from house in their. Butt holes, yeah.
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And you know. Didn't loosen mine, mine's too
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tight. I'm not really educated on the
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whole, you know, popper ingredients.
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Relaxer, that's what it is. OK, well, I know that you can
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get them stronger in different states.
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And I know like, Alabama doesn't have as many regulations on them
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as Florida or vice versa, but regardless, you know, I smell
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something like that and I think of fucking whippets or
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something. And it's like.
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The same, it's basically in the same realm of how long you're
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high and how many brain cells it kills.
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OK, it's in the same realm of huffing paint.
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OK, you're not high long enough for it to be even worth it and
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your brain is actively going to start decaying so that's all.
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I did it once just to say I could.
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Also I'm too lazy to go try and buy them.
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Wow. Have you ever seen anybody do
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the the little bullets of Nitro? What do you call it?
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Yeah, they're God. I've had this conversation
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before. We talked about it.
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You. Ever done you ever used a vapor
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stick? No.
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It's not drugs, but it's it's so nice.
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It's I I was given one at a rave by someone who was doing drugs.
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You into. Fucking raves.
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I love it. Where are these raves at?
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I don't even know. I'd just be showing up places,
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model outfits. But this guy, he offered it to
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me and I was like, is it drugs? And he said no.
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And I was like, cool. And it's a vapor rub, like sniff
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stick. Yeah.
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And it's so pleasant and he gave it to me and I still have it
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somewhere and it still works like a year or so later.
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They're amazing. And I don't even do drugs.
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I just like the the vapor stick. I know what you're talking
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about. Yeah, I just, sometimes it's
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just comforting. I love vapor rub.
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I've heard people doing those with cocaine because it like
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opens up yourself. Well, I've never done cocaine,
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so the hardest drug I've ever done is literally that one time
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that they poppers so. I did cocaine years ago and talk
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about throw your inhibitions to the wind.
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I want to try it, but with the fentanyl epidemic going on I'm
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not going to risk it. Yeah, no.
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No because I don't have to go buy a test.
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It's just also I'm so lazy. Like I don't feel like doing
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drugs. I'll just go buy a $2.00 like
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vodka coke or something and just call it a night.
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Well, the guy that I saw doing it, this was the weirdest shit.
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My friend, my best friend growing up, we went to this
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apartment CD fucking place, and he had a yeah, he had a bunch of
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shit in his bathroom that he was putting comic cleanser in to.
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Yeah, to. This like people's drugs.
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That's why you don't do drugs. And he's like, here I'm going to
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give you the stuff that's uncut. And I was like, what the fuck?
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Yeah. I don't do anything.
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Yeah, so don't do drugs. I never got into like, smoking
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weed when I was like, younger and now it's like legal.
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So any of the weed products I have done have actually been
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like, legal. But because I'm too lazy to go
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find weed. Like my friend's like, you don't
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smoke. Yeah, I'm too lazy to go find a
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plug. Like, I don't feel like going to
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find one. That's why I don't smoke.
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All right, clearly we don't do drugs.
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However, too lazy. For them.
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Yeah, true. You know, one time I I did
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edibles. I did edibles two years ago.
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No, I will never do them again. A client had brought me two.
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Cookies you took. Edibles a client brought you.
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Yes, because they're they're packaged.
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They were back from the store. Yeah, you know, But, you know,
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my back was bothering me and I thought, oh, I've never done
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edibles, now let me try some. Yeah, yeah.
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And I ate a cookie and I was like, I gave my mom a cookie.
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What were the milligrams? I don't know, but it was a lot
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that was that. Was the first.
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I do like a 5 milligram and I'm off my rock.
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I'm sitting in my room listening to ASMR like La La La La la.
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Well, Needless to say, when I did them, I it was bad.
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And I had laid down. I forgot that I did them when I
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woke back up. And I thought, oh, God, I got to
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run to the mall to go and get my niece her birthday gift.
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Yeah, Well, I did, though. I got up.
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Yeah. Because it was like an hour
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later. I didn't take a long nap, so it
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was only an hour. And so I got up and Bree was
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coming over and. Yeah.
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And so I was driving and I was like, yeah, let's go to the mall
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real quick. So we're headed to the mall and
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I was like, I'm on the Interstate and all I could think
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about was I'm seeing like a tunnel, like having tunnel
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vision. And I was dying laughing.
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I was like, why am I so fucked up?
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Anytime I've gotten high with around people because I like to
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get high by myself, Yeah, I get into laughing fits where I I
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start laughing and then at some it's a joke I made.
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So I'll start laughing at my own joke, and then every time I
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think about it, I'll laugh. And then I start laughing at my
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laugh. And then I'm laughing so hard I
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cannot breathe. And I remember one time, last
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time it happened, I was like, I'm gonna die.
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Like I. Couldn't hurt God.
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My sibling was like, Oh my gosh, shut up.
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And I'm like, I'm like, I couldn't stop laughing.
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And it was, you know what I did that made myself laugh?
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What? I smacked a water bottle off the
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couch and I I lost my mind. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
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It wasn't even that funny. I just, my brain was like, that
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is the funniest thing that ever happened in the entire year.
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Oh my God, it's funny that you found it so amusing.
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But when I got fucked up, I went just like nuts.
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Hilarious. Like I was laughing, could stop
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laughing. And then Brie and I got
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something to eat and we were eating and I Oh my God, it was
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tastes. So much better.
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It does and I was like my God why does this taste so good?
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I like to take showers in the dark while I'm high.
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You. Just told me you told me that
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last week. I love it.
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I'll put in my little headphones and I'll sit at the bottom and
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I'm just like. And you're like nights in white
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Saturn. I'll like blast, like K pop and
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I'm like, I can hear the colors. But you know what?
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Bringing it back to men. Yeah, God.
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Please one thing guys my age love to say like men do not know
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how to say hi anymore or like how are you?
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Phil immediately hit you up. You smoke.
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Oh God, yeah. Or what's up?
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What's up? Hey, let's let's chill and
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smoke. You think I want to get high
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with a man I've never met? I don't even want to talk to a
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man I've never met. Isn't that the fucking truth, I.
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Know that are. They'll say things like you
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just. They'll be like, you know,
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instead of asking you on a date, they'll be like, yeah, just
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like, come over and we can watch a movie.
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You want me to go to your house? I don't know you.
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You. You know, OK, so that's how men
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act, but then let's get into how men dress.
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Don't. Don't get me started on.
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That please, let's get started on that.
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There is a YouTube channel where these guys, they dress up like
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pinky blinders, where it's like total mobsters.
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And they're, Oh my God, they're fucking hot.
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I love a man with any fashion sense, like it doesn't even have
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to be a conventional one, but I love a man that has a style they
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follow. Thank you, like and it can be
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stupid. Like if if I knew a guy who
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dressed up as a peaky's binders everywhere I went, like I'd
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still be like, Nah, that's cool, that's cool.
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At least he he looks nice. OK, at least it's not basketball
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sports and AT shirt. That's what I hate like
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sometimes about the parties because you have really cool
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themes. Yeah.
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And the and like if a couple shows up, the girl decked out
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gorgeous. Yes, costume on theme, the man
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jeans and maybe AT shirt without a logo on.
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It Thank you yeah, and I'm cool with a nice button down yeah,
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you know, but. I think they should look nice at
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these parties, yeah. Top it off with nice pair of
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shoes. Don't wear your fucking tennis
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shoes. Or like if they're wanting to
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interact with people, you have to like look at least these
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decent. Like do your hair make sure you
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look well groomed. I think like honestly, even for
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guys, like a nice pair of jeans and a button up looks great.
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I personally don't really like seeing T-shirts.
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I don't unless, well, I will say T-shirt with nothing on over it.
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Yeah, if you have like a flannel over AT shirt or like a cool
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Jean jacket, yeah, T-shirts fine.
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Yeah, just like raw dogging AT shirt dude.
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Raw dogging it. I fucking love that.
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That's great. I got on a full corset and latex
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like thigh highs and you're wearing a bass pro T-shirt
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asking like can I have my number?
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No, you can have my order and go get me something from Taco Bell
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if you want. Taco Bell is closed.
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Usually during the party it will be Whataburger.
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Go to Waffle House. Waffle House?
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Yeah, that guy. Drive me.
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Drive to the liquor store for me last.
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Oh my God, that was awesome. He was so sweet.
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That was awesome. Yeah.
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He was so super cool. Very sweet.
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He told me that for the last four years he'd taken care of
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his grandmother and she'd finally passed.
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But, you know, he was your age. She was like, he was a little
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older than you, who's 27. But he's like, yeah, I've only
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been with four women. But, you know, now I'm finally
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getting out there because, you know, his mom was, his
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grandmother was sick. And I thought, my God, what a
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great guy. But, you know, so I know there's
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great, but I know there's great guys out there.
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But there's so many guys out there that fucking suck.
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Yeah. You know, yeah.
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If I could legally hit people with my cars, I want to let you
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know half of you would be dead. Yeah.
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I'd go on rampage. Just kidding.
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I'm just joking. So I have this one friend and I
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always told him I'm like, look, every party I would tell him,
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you know, do away. He would wear, you know, vests
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like, you know, the vest with the tuxedo, but he wouldn't wear
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the tuxedo. He'd just wear the vest and he'd
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have a button down and he would look nice.
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But then he would wear cheap shoes, or then he would wear
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jeans. Men wearing tore up Skechers
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with a nice outfit. Nope.
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There you go, girl. That will one way to break the
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fantasy. Right, because then you're
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thinking how broke down is his underwear.
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Thank you, thank you. But you know, what was
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interesting is finally the one party he came to where he was
20:56
dressed to a fucking tee. That's when he met his
21:00
girlfriend, who he is now dating, who he took home that
21:03
night. And he met other women that
21:05
night. Exactly.
21:07
Yeah, women are very perceptive, right?
21:09
And they and like certain things matter, 'cause like for me like
21:14
like a fugly shoe with a nice outfit ruins the outfit Cuz I'm
21:17
like, so you have enough sense to put the outfit together but
21:19
you ain't got enough sense to put on a black shoe.
21:21
Like that's how I feel about it. Well, and you know, let's assess
21:25
this. We're going to flip the script.
21:26
But if it was us, OK, And we've got on the nice little leather
21:31
skirt or the latex skirt and we've got a corset on, but we
21:35
come in wearing a fucking pair of tennis shoes, flip flops or
21:38
flip flops. How does that look?
21:41
It just it doesn't make sense to me.
21:43
Never understand. I like my one guy friend.
21:48
I mentioned he when he's with the friend group.
21:52
I will say he does kind of just look like a random man because
21:56
he dresses well. Though I will say that I would
21:58
not be friends with him if he did not look as good as he does.
22:01
He'll like wear like he like everything's nice and ironed,
22:05
his outfits match and like see, he can hang because he's not
22:08
going to fucking embarrass me. Say exactly.
22:13
But I remember like they feel like we're fishnet Thunder is
22:17
like jeans and there's holes in them.
22:19
I'm like, look, I love effort in men and I've said I'll say this
22:23
to the day I die. I love a man that looks like
22:25
they put effort into how they look.
22:27
As someone who puts a ton of effort into how they look, it's
22:29
just valuable to me. It is.
22:31
I'm like, I'm not letting you fucking embarrass me.
22:33
All my friends hate men. You have I not only have to like
22:37
you, but all these mean ass lesbians I'm friends would also
22:40
have to like you. I.
22:42
Was gonna say you've got a lot of lesbian friends too.
22:46
You love it. I had a few of them tell me that
22:48
if I don't fuck another woman soon, they're going to stop.
22:51
Being my friend. Oh my God.
22:55
Oh my God. Well, we got to make that shit
22:57
happen. I know I got, I got, I got some
22:59
under my belt, but they want more.
23:03
They're not going to stop to. I'm a lesbian too.
23:05
So how do you feel about black girls?
23:07
I like everybody. I was going to say, you don't
23:09
really discriminate. Obviously that's not what we
23:11
are, but I wasn't talking about. Anybody I sleep with though, and
23:17
it's not like a pretentious thing.
23:18
It truly does just take me a minute to like, get to know
23:21
someone and like them. Yeah, typically, yeah.
23:26
I was gonna say I, yeah, I don't discriminate, but I hate.
23:31
I'm really not into redheads. Are you straight?
23:34
No bye. Oh OK, cool.
23:35
I. Thought yeah, but yeah, I'm not
23:37
interested in redheads, I. All my friends obsessed with
23:40
redheads. There, I know that, but the
23:42
redheads are fucking nuts. Sometimes they're nuts, but I
23:46
don't know. I'm telling you.
23:47
Never understood the redhead thing either.
23:49
But maybe it's because I'm also a pasty white person that I'm
23:51
like, there can't be two of us. You're not a ginger though,
23:55
Barbie. Yeah.
23:56
But I'm blonde so it's close enough.
23:57
No, it's not. But no, you're like comparing
24:01
like Marilyn Monroe to, you know, a redhead like, say, Julia
24:05
Roberts Black, you know? Some, like I have seen some
24:08
pretty redheads like Chapel Roan out there right now.
24:10
She's like this pop star. Yeah, beautiful girl.
24:12
But she's a redhead in like the Renaissance way where she kind
24:15
of has like a fuller face and her parents, like long and
24:18
curly. It's really pretty.
24:19
But I don't know, I I've never been obsessed with redheads.
24:23
All my friends. Yeah, no.
24:25
Obsessed. They're like, I love redheads
24:27
and like all of them. Yeah, no, but I don't.
24:30
Have anything where I'm like, yeah, I like all of this one
24:33
type of thing. I've never been like that.
24:34
Yeah, no, I I think Amy Adams for Redhead.
24:37
She's attractive, but it's not like, Oh yeah, I'm gonna fuck
24:39
her. No, no, I would say him.
24:42
I would have loved to fuck Jlo, you know?
24:45
You know I I've noticed like I'm into femme women and masculine
24:49
men cause a lot of bisexuals my age or like a lot of bisexuals I
24:53
know personally are into the opposite.
24:55
They love masculine women and feminine men.
24:57
Yeah, and I've never been a feminine man kind of girl like I
25:00
do. There is a place in my heart for
25:02
fem boys. Yeah, but it's not top show for
25:04
me. I love them, yeah.
25:06
I love fem boys. I love young, young hot boys.
25:10
Like rabbit? Gorgeous.
25:11
Not entirely my type, yeah, but rabbits really hot, you know
25:16
what I mean? But I think that's just because
25:18
I love me a big old bitch. I love me a corn fed
25:21
motherfucker. Like I want a man who look like
25:24
he could like, tow my car if he needed to.
25:27
Or lift it up I. Need a man who looks like he
25:29
works on a farm because I myself am a big old bitch because what?
25:34
What am I going to do with a skinny man?
25:35
Did you see the hot ginger that was with me?
25:37
The male ginger that like big and buff that he would sit with
25:40
me at the parties? Have you seen him?
25:44
His name's Jake. He's sexy.
25:47
Sexy as fuck. And he's like the only ginger I
25:49
would ever think about fucking. Yeah, yeah, true.
25:53
I don't know what it is sometimes I was just like, I
25:56
like my favorite kind of guy or like the kind that have like the
25:58
practical muscle, not ripped, where they're like big and
26:01
strong, but they got a little layer of fat on top of it.
26:04
I'm like, I love that so much. Like not even the dad bought.
26:09
I just want a man who looks like he works on a farm.
26:11
I want a man who can provide a few goats.
26:16
Maybe that's what I want. That's hilarious.
26:21
I met a man like that once in a bar.
26:23
And this is a story I was going to tell you before.
26:25
Please tell me. And then you told me to save it
26:27
for the podcast. Yes, please tell.
26:29
I met this guy in a bar in Alabama and we were at a punk
26:33
show, right And he's outside. This man is like 6263 like 200
26:39
plus pounds, big ass dude. He has like liberty spikes,
26:42
which are like the punk spikes in.
26:43
He looks so cool like his whole outfit like he's decked out.
26:48
He's a giant choker or the giant like crucifix on it.
26:50
I like goth guys. Sorry guys, of course, but I am
26:53
myself Goths. You're good.
26:55
He gorgeous. I immediately was like, I got so
26:59
shy because anytime I like a guy, I cannot fathom speaking to
27:02
them. I freak out.
27:03
And I walked up to him and I, I gave him a bracelet that I had
27:07
and I was like, I just, I think this is cute.
27:09
You should have it. And then I got his Instagram and
27:11
then I didn't talk to him. I got nervous and then like a
27:15
month later, I responded to his story and I was like, I love
27:18
your necklace. I said something stupid and then
27:21
we just started talking and he was like, hey, can I tell you
27:23
something? I was like, yeah.
27:24
He's like, I have literally not stopped thinking about you since
27:26
I met you. A month.
27:27
Ago I was like my God. God.
27:30
And so we start talking and mind you, this all takes place in
27:34
like less than a week. So we start talking and he
27:37
immediately is like way too into it for me.
27:39
And I'm like, oh, you're gonna scare me off, dude.
27:41
So he immediately is like, no, I like you so much.
27:45
Like this is so cool. Like we should meet like calling
27:48
me immediately, calling me pet names.
27:50
And I'm like, no. And mind you, I met this dude at
27:53
a bar. He's outside smoking a
27:55
cigarette. I was like, cool.
27:56
So I, I planned a date for him and he, I'm not from his city.
27:59
So I decided to drive there. It was like an hour drive.
28:01
And I meet him and we're On this date and I'm like, how old is
28:07
this kid? Like he just, I was like, oh
28:10
wait, no, I think he's young. It's like, Oh no, because I was
28:14
23 when this happened. And I was like, I'll ask later.
28:19
And he takes me back to his apartment with his friends and
28:22
all of his friends are like fangirling over me, 'cause I'm a
28:24
little popular in the punk scene.
28:26
And they're like, I just, you're just so cool.
28:28
Oh my God, I can't believe you're here.
28:29
You're so gorgeous. You're so like won't stop.
28:31
I feel like I'm at a fan me. I'm like, I'm freaking out.
28:35
He then says, I just cannot believe you're here hanging out
28:39
with us. In the context of me and you
28:41
being on a date. I was like what is going on?
28:45
Like I really I was like getting so nervous because I was like
28:48
why is everyone freaking out? Because I'm like, I'm just on a
28:52
date because I get a little embarrassed when I'm on.
28:54
Dates you don't like being a center of attention.
28:56
Not like in that way. And so I was like, Oh my gosh.
28:59
And then like, I buck up and I ask, I'm like, they ask.
29:04
They actually asked me how old I am.
29:05
And then it turns out they're all 18 or 19.
29:10
And I was like 23, which isn't that bad.
29:12
No, like at that age, there's a big difference between like a 19
29:16
year old and like an almost 24 year old.
29:19
I immediately was so uncomfortable because I was
29:22
like, Oh my God, this kid is 19. In my defense, I met him at a
29:25
bar smoking a cigarette. Those are 21 and up like
29:28
activities. I did not know, but it didn't
29:32
end up working out. He kind of thought for some
29:34
reason we were going to start dating immediately when we met.
29:37
And I was like, oh, I'm scared of that.
29:39
Like, you got to give me a minute too.
29:41
I told him that. Yeah, because he immediately was
29:43
like calling me his girl and all that kind.
29:45
Of stuff and I'm like. Dude, we're strangers, but no,
29:48
he he was really cool and I, we're still friends, like we
29:51
still talk and stuff. Like do you OK, you have to show
29:53
me a picture of him. I will.
29:55
I can pull it up. I showed him to my dad and my
29:57
dad said he looks like a lug head.
29:59
What's a lug head? I don't even know.
30:00
Just like an idiot. Yeah, I don't know what it
30:04
means. Does it?
30:05
Does he have a job? You know what this was like
30:08
almost a year ago? This was last September.
30:10
So he did have a job, but I don't know.
30:14
I'm not. I don't really like dating
30:15
people under 21. OK, so here's the difference
30:18
with you, though. It's because you're kind of like
30:20
an old soul. Yeah, you're really mature for
30:22
your age and I think, I think you grew up quicker, you know,
30:29
than most. However, you know you're a
30:32
dominatrix and you know you could tear that motherfucker up
30:37
and show him how to do it. Yeah, that was like one of the
30:40
reasons I liked him because he was like kind of into all that.
30:44
And he had like a. He had like a priest outfit and
30:48
I was like, wait. Oh my God, I was.
30:50
Like, wait, I need to do that. But we, the first time we made
30:52
out because he was moving so fast in his head.
30:56
He admitted to me later that he said he had a parasocial
30:58
relationship with me, which means that it's like what you do
31:01
with celebrities where you think you know them.
31:03
And so when you meet them, you think you're friends.
31:05
And apparently that's what happened in that month where he
31:07
liked me so much that he got it in his head.
31:10
So when I finally like said something, he thought we were
31:12
immediately in And so we made out and he like started choking
31:16
me and he's huge in the way he pinched my neck.
31:20
I was like, I'm gonna fucking die.
31:21
I'd like I was trying to grab his hand and be like, Oh my
31:23
fucking God, you have to stop. And then he like he bit my lips
31:27
so hard it turned purple and I was.
31:28
Like God. Oh my God, I was just, I was not
31:32
feeling it. And I like I'm so mad because he
31:35
was so cute and like so up my alley and I was like fuck.
31:38
I tried really hard to like see it through but I think he was
31:42
just moving so fast and I was like I need at least a month of
31:46
like hanging out before I. Yeah, that's crazy.
31:49
Yeah. Because I don't like dating
31:51
people I'm not friends with. Did you fuck them or just make
31:54
out with them? Oh.
31:54
I didn't do anything with them. Oh, OK, I'm not.
31:56
I'm also slow to do that. Too.
31:58
Well I mean he was choking you so it was like a make out
32:01
session. Make out session like his
32:02
friends left the room for like 2 seconds and he started kissing
32:05
me and I knew he was going to and then he started choking me
32:07
like I'm shit you not immediately.
32:08
This is like, like, I think the first, like the second time we
32:11
were kissing. And.
32:14
He just went. He went for it.
32:15
But that's like what happens when like you're young, you
32:17
don't know any better. Like he's trying to impress me
32:20
because like, I think that's what happened because he knows
32:23
he's seen me around a lot. They know I'm like popular.
32:26
They think I'm so cool and he knows I'm into this stuff.
32:29
And so he, I think he was trying to like, like woo me.
32:33
Yeah, look. What I can do And I'm like what?
32:35
Kill me. I can choke you, Barbie, while I
32:39
kiss you. OK, so little tip for men.
32:45
Women don't like to be choked until they're near orgasm and
32:49
they're actually going to penetrate.
32:50
If I know you for more than 26 hours, yeah, I like ask God
32:59
bless. No, I'm trying to find a picture
33:01
of them. But you know, it was fine, but
33:04
it was just funny. That's okay.
33:06
Years ago, I was talking, you know, I would go on love at AOL
33:10
after I was divorced, you know, and that was the thing to do
33:13
when AOL was popular. I'm not even trying to what AOL
33:16
is. Well, AOL was American.
33:19
American Online. That was the.
33:21
Myspace. Kind of.
33:22
No, no, no. That was the initial Internet
33:25
server that became hugely popular.
33:28
See, first there was something called Prodigy back in the
33:32
early, early 90s, and that was when people were using dial up.
33:36
And then in order for us to get online, we had American online.
33:41
So you would order a disk, they'd send it to you for free,
33:44
and then you would pay $20.00 a month to have Internet hookup.
33:48
So it went from being, you know, my time is not up Barbie it.
33:55
Was it was it was it was my beautiful friend.
33:59
So, so AOL, it was free Internet service and then you eventually
34:05
paid for it, but but that was how you accessed the Internet at
34:09
the time. It was like the Google, so to
34:10
speak. Yeah, but it was very limited.
34:14
I mean, they had like like an Internet search, Yes, but you
34:17
got to think a lot of businesses even back in the day, they
34:19
didn't even have Internet. That's cool, but.
34:23
We had. Internet dating as my point so I
34:27
met this guy on the Internet and he was in Morocco and he was
34:31
going my best friends is Moroccan.
34:33
OK, so. This guy is not one of my best
34:36
friends. He can go fuck himself, but he
34:39
was going on the the chat rooms and chat rooms back in the day
34:45
was fucking awesome. You know, he was going to
34:48
Florida and Georgia and different like southern states.
34:52
He wanted him, an American. Southern woman, Yes, he wanted a
34:54
fucking. Wife and so you know we were
34:57
talking and for some you know again you're talking about
35:01
somebody thinking hey they know you so well I'd only talked to
35:04
him probably 2-3 weeks and he's thinking we're dating he's like
35:07
So what are you coming I hate. That I hate that too.
35:11
Dude like I. Like for me, we're not even
35:13
dating if we've gone on like two dates.
35:17
Yeah, like. I mean.
35:18
Kind, I guess technically dating, but like that's why I
35:21
didn't work out with that guy For me, it's so middle school,
35:24
yeah, to like talk to someone and then immediately like we're
35:26
dating. I'm like, no, we're not.
35:28
We're. Not there's a few levels.
35:30
Of like personal bill stuff we got to go through before we're
35:34
going to be dating, you know what I mean?
35:37
And, you know, ultimately, like I said, this guy from Morocco,
35:41
he was like thinking that either I want to go to Morocco to meet
35:44
him or he's just going to go ahead and come to America so we
35:48
can, you know, get married. I'm like, what the fuck?
35:52
And what was interesting was I pretty much ghosted him because,
35:56
you know, I told him I'm like, yeah, no.
35:58
And then I just deleted it, you know?
36:01
And next thing you know, he poses to be someone else and he
36:06
catfishes you. And he catfished me.
36:08
But I knew it was him. Yeah, obviously.
36:10
Because you. Know a lot of Moroccan.
36:12
People, they don't really know traditional American names.
36:14
I had a weird girl. I had a weird girl catfish me in
36:18
high school once. Oh God, why?
36:20
Oh. She was obsessed with.
36:21
Wow, I knew it was her. And I and I.
36:23
Texted that account pretending I didn't 'cause I love doing
36:26
things for the plot. I thought it was so funny, the
36:29
plot. No, I I will just do it just
36:31
for. The lore yeah, I will do it just
36:33
for the story. I can tell later that is that my
36:36
my actual worst trait is I will go along with things just to see
36:40
where it goes. It is so much fun.
36:42
I love that I love that bad cheer.
36:44
Like I like I'm I'm in the dating pool, but like I have not
36:51
had any luck with like online dating.
36:53
Like I don't know what it is like I've been on the apps and
36:56
stuff, but like I just feel like they don't work for me.
37:00
I just I don't connect with people over text or online or
37:03
anything like that. Like I am such an in person
37:07
person that you are MO if you like I'm I will like someone
37:10
like 10 times more if I meet them in person than if I try to
37:13
text them online. I don't know what it is about
37:15
that. And I'm the queen of first
37:17
dates. I will go on a first date and
37:19
decide I don't like someone. And I, you know, my friend who's
37:23
Moroccan, she's brown. She told me never to date brown
37:26
men. She hates brown men.
37:29
Oh my God, that's hilarious. I went on one.
37:31
Date with a brown guy. And I'm, I'm not saying I'm
37:35
never gonna do it again, but I am gonna be more cautious.
37:38
He had just moved here from Dubai like two weeks prior.
37:42
And we go On this date. And like I said earlier, I'm
37:45
goth, right? I show up, but he goes, oh,
37:49
yeah, like you, you look like this all the time.
37:52
Mind you, he saw me on Tinder where there's photos of me.
37:55
He assumed my entire Tinder profile was me dressed up as
37:58
Harley Quinn. He didn't think that's what I
38:00
actually looked like. He thought I was dressing up in
38:02
a costume. So when I show up looking how I
38:05
did on my profile, oh fuck he was like.
38:07
Oh, and. So he starts talking to me and
38:09
he's like, oh, where are you from?
38:10
And I'm like, oh, I'm from Florida.
38:12
He's like, where are your parents from?
38:13
And I'm like, I'm 5th generation Floridian.
38:14
He's like, no, no, no, like your ancestors.
38:16
And I'm like, I don't know, where might we?
38:19
Maybe Ireland? And he's like you're.
38:21
Irish and I was like. I guess he's like, do you speak
38:24
the language? I'm like, do I speak Gaelic?
38:26
I'm like, what are you talking about?
38:31
And then he kept going and he kept complimenting my eyes and
38:33
at first it was cute, but they kept going.
38:35
I love your blue eyes and your blonde hair.
38:40
I love your blue eyes and blonde hair.
38:41
And I'm like, OK. And he's like, I like white
38:44
women. And I'm like, OK.
38:45
And that already, like, throws me off.
38:47
I'm like, oh. And then he goes, yeah, I just
38:50
don't think black women are pretty.
38:51
And I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God.
38:53
And I'm like, oh, I have friends of every race.
38:55
And I'm sitting there like, I can't be on a date with this
38:57
man. He was like.
38:59
Well, you know I. Think Latin women are pretty but
39:01
I like white and he's unprompted going on a rant ranking the
39:05
races of women and I'm sitting here like, oh, first you think
39:10
I'm like cosplaying Harley Quinn every day of my life.
39:13
Then you ask if I speak Irish. I'm just like.
39:17
And you can tell he wants a like a white wife because he
39:20
mentioned he wants kids with like light eyes and light hair.
39:23
And I'm like, First off, I'm blonde hair and blue eyes.
39:25
You have like black hair and black eyes.
39:27
Your jeans are going to stop mine into the dirt.
39:30
Those kids will look like you. There's nothing.
39:32
Nothing of mine will shine through.
39:34
That's how genetics work. And he just starts talking about
39:37
how unattractive he finds black women and he's like I.
39:42
Don't know, I just. I just.
39:43
Don't think they're pretty. They just kind of look like men
39:45
to me. And I'm like, I wrapped the date
39:47
up because I'm like this man, he don't know what he's missing.
39:50
And I walked into that. Blocked him before I even got in
39:53
my car. Oh my God.
39:54
And I had an. Android at the time, so when?
39:55
You blocked people, like their messages go to a separate thing.
39:59
So I could still like see his message.
40:00
He messaged me for like a month just saying, hey, how are you?
40:03
How did things go? Because he thought the date went
40:05
well. Because I guess there's a
40:07
certain type of white woman who takes like.
40:12
Flattery from like being like that, 'cause he kept trying to
40:15
do the whole like, ohh, you know, I have a really hard name
40:18
to pronounce. I bet, I bet you couldn't
40:20
pronounce it. And I pronounced it 'cause it
40:21
was like a very simple Arabic name.
40:23
Yeah. Isn't crazy.
40:24
And then but he was just trying to flex like I was just going to
40:28
like fall over because like, he's not from America.
40:31
And I'm just like, dude, I, I grew up with so many immigrants.
40:34
Like you were not charming me right now.
40:36
Oh my God. Like.
40:37
I don't care. That you're not white like, but
40:41
I, I know there's, I know white girls who are like get really
40:43
flattered when people like, I love white women and I'm for me,
40:46
I'm just like, I don't that's so off putting.
40:48
Isn't it? For me?
40:49
It's off putting, yeah. It's just not my vibe.
40:51
But yeah, I for sure blocked him in that parking lot.
40:53
So I'm like, you can like white men only one.
40:55
But the second you start talking shit about other races, I'm out.
40:58
I can't. I can't do all that.
41:01
They had those guys say that to us at that party the other day.
41:04
Remember the two guys that came at the end?
41:06
Oh yeah. Yeah, the one Hispanic guy liked
41:09
my blonde hair. And then he kept going.
41:11
You know, I like white women. I love your blonde hair.
41:13
And I'm like, that's not gonna work on me, guys.
41:15
So sorry, not the quickest way for me not to like you is you
41:23
like tell me you like me because I'm white 'cause I'm immediately
41:26
gonna be like, I can't do that. But you know what the Topper
41:29
was. In that so he's complimenting
41:30
you and he's like, Oh well, you're beautiful too.
41:32
Me, I'm like fuck off, motherfucker like you.
41:35
He kept telling me my outfit was so.
41:37
Gorgeous. Yeah.
41:38
I was in a in a like a death metal T-shirt and I had like my
41:41
thigh highs on because it was the end of the party.
41:43
That was it. And I mean, I looked cute.
41:45
He wanted to fuck you. That's all it was.
41:47
Glasses on, but I. Was like, I was like, dude, this
41:52
isn't. I was like in the back tense
41:54
because it was the last few couples.
41:55
I'm like, OK, let's go. It's four in the morning, guys.
41:58
I was chatting because I got bored so I was out there, but it
42:01
was fun. They seem nice though.
42:03
Yeah, I loved how you fuck with. People and they were like
42:05
you're, you were my God, I was half like him, you.
42:09
Were you were? You were a Heckler.
42:11
And then and then I was like, bad Heckler.
42:13
You were. You were telling him.
42:15
One thing and it was like I'm like stop lying.
42:18
He was trying to leave and. I was like, OK, that'll be $20.
42:21
And he was like, oh, OK, And he went to get his wallet.
42:23
Me, I was like, no, it's not. Stop lying to him.
42:26
Barbie, he was like, when's the next party?
42:27
And I was. Like next week I said something
42:29
really stupid. He believed in my defense.
42:34
It was three in the morning and I can't not Heckle people.
42:37
They they all did not. Leave until almost 430.
42:40
I know that was that was insane. Yeah.
42:42
That's why I wouldn't like, you were like, yeah.
42:44
Just get here at 3:00 to prep for the party.
42:46
I was like, guys, I'm gonna I'm about to pull like a 10 hour day
42:49
and that's what. It was you had a 12 hour plus
42:52
day and the day before I had pulled a. 12 hour shifts.
42:55
I was like, well, I guess it's the week of twelves for me.
42:58
Oh my God, yeah, that. Was curious, not that hard
43:00
because like I can. Sit and do whatever I want,
43:03
really. Just kind of got to be here, you
43:04
know? Yeah.
43:05
And I mean, I know you were. Working the dungeon, but it
43:08
seemed like there was always like a different type of crowd,
43:10
you know every party, a lot of swingers so I.
43:12
Didn't really have to do much in the dungeon.
43:14
I know the party before there was a lot of more like BDSM
43:17
people. So like we did need someone in
43:19
the dungeon and we didn't have anybody at that party.
43:21
So it's like, of course, the one party where we the one fucking
43:24
party. Yeah, I'll sit in there in the
43:25
next party too. Yeah.
43:28
Yeah, so the next party is going to be, you know, a tribute to
43:32
70's porn. It's behind the green door.
43:35
Yeah, I was like, you know, because I was born in.
43:36
The 70s. I was really excited for this
43:38
theme. I bet you were are.
43:40
You going to like, you know, promote your big hairy Bush or
43:43
something? I, I told him.
43:45
My friend who who wants to come, the one who's going to be
43:47
vending, I told her I said you shouldn't get a bikini bottom
43:51
and just wear a bikini, but cover the front and hair and
43:56
just and like maybe braid it or something crazy.
44:00
They have things called merkins. Oh yeah, and it's the two.
44:03
K for your pussy. Back in the day with And they
44:06
still do it. Yeah, they still use it.
44:09
It's fucking hilarious. It's not for prostitution, but
44:11
for fun. Yeah.
44:15
But yeah, so that's going to be behind the green door.
44:18
And the next one is the Nightmares of Stink.
44:20
Stephen King. Yeah, that one's going to be
44:22
super fun. That's going to be awesome.
44:23
I remember. We ended the last show talking
44:25
about. Are you skipping September?
44:28
Yeah, you. Know.
44:30
It's September is a hit or miss. I don't know yet.
44:33
I really don't know. I'm thinking Mixer.
44:36
Yeah, because I'm thinking, you know, my nieces are going to
44:38
come in from out of town to see me and they wanted to come to a
44:43
party and I said, well, I'll do a party just for you all.
44:46
So I'm thinking about, you know, having a party and just
44:48
inviting, like, make it small like.
44:50
Small, yeah. People that I actually like, you
44:53
know? So I won't be going.
44:59
Oh shut the fuck. Up.
45:01
Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it'll be, you know, our
45:04
immediate friends of who wants to actually come.
45:07
And like I said, people that I actually like, you know, you
45:10
know. That guy friend I was talking
45:12
about earlier, he sent me a TikTok today of this girl.
45:15
Some guy had commented on her video like step on me mommy.
45:18
And she like responded like you stay on me mommy like being like
45:21
a bitch about it. And he said you should talk to
45:23
your Subs like this. And I responded and I said yeah
45:25
I'm so unserious. I am always baffled by having
45:28
why men still want to fuck me. I will be saying the stupidest
45:32
shit imaginable and a man will be like I I need you bad.
45:37
Fuck they do it's so insane. I I sometimes.
45:41
Play a game like when me and my friends are out and a man starts
45:44
talking to us, I will see how far I can go in the hilarity and
45:48
absurdity of what I can say. I told this man I had three
45:52
felonies the other day and he said what are they?
45:55
I said oh battery and assault. And he went, oh, what's the
45:57
third one? What?
45:59
He thought battery and assault were two different felonies.
46:02
OK, so he. Thought when I.
46:04
Said I had three. He thought there would be third
46:06
one. Yeah, it's like.
46:08
Oh my God. Yeah, and guess what?
46:10
He still talked to me. Fuck yeah he did.
46:13
We were making up so. Much shit like we were talking
46:15
about like I can't remember. We were, Oh, my friend was like,
46:19
oh, we don't believe in thinking it's against our religion.
46:22
And they're like, yeah, really. And they're trying to have a
46:23
genuine conversation and she's talking out of her ass.
46:26
She's like, well, yeah. We just don't think it's like,
46:28
right for people to think it's like it's bad for the universe.
46:31
Like Oh my God, stupidest. Things and like.
46:34
I'm This is why sometimes I don't respect men.
46:36
Because you want to get laid so bad you're willing to lay little
46:39
fucking freaks, Yeah. Just.
46:44
Because I'm pretty. Just because you're pretty.
46:47
And, you know, wow, I don't even know how to take all that.
46:52
Yeah. And the simple fact that you
46:55
just said they will fuck just about anything.
46:58
You're gorgeous. I mean, you have many attributes
47:01
and you have so many. I mean, seriously, you're very
47:03
personable. You know, you have this great
47:05
aura about you as Barbie Mikes bites the microphone.
47:11
But. But I'm like you, you know,
47:12
people in the dungeon, I think, you know, they're a different
47:17
breed altogether. But I love submissive men.
47:19
Yeah, I do. And I to me, I think the
47:21
submissive men are usually the smarter ones.
47:24
I think it's the idiots that call me pretending to be
47:27
submissive. In actuality, they just want to
47:30
go down on us, You know, It's like, yeah, the ones that are
47:33
like, oh, I'll go see a. Dominatrix and yeah, she'll
47:36
probably fuck me at the end. No, dude, no.
47:38
Ain't gonna happen, Cap. Ain't gonna happen.
47:40
Exactly. Yeah, I feel like in my
47:42
experience. In the in the community so far,
47:44
I feel like some people just take it so seriously.
47:48
And I think there are serious aspects.
47:50
But like, at the end of the day, the point is we're all here
47:53
having fun. Like we're all wearing leather
47:55
and whacking each other. Like that's a little silly.
47:59
God. That is for the next episode.
48:01
Can we end it on this? Yeah.
48:03
OK. So, Barbie, may all our
48:05
fantasies become what reality?