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Hour 3 - The Merch Man · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: The real mistake by the lake. Wel come in. It's
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  Speaker 1: our number three, our number three. And NFL merchandise Sales update.
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  Speaker 1: NFL merchandise Sales Update. What is the lesson from Shader
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  Speaker 1: Sanders having the fifth most jersey sales in the entire NFL.
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  Speaker 1: He's the third string quarterback on the Browns and yet
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  Speaker 1: he's number five in the entire NFL and jersey sales. Also,
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  Speaker 1: where are you at on these new NFL sideline hats
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  Speaker 1: for twenty twenty five that have popped up.
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  Speaker 2: Around the league.
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  Speaker 1: And does Steve Sarkisian and College Football does his injury
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  Speaker 1: spin on arch manning work for you will go there
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  Speaker 1: as well? Right now here, it is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: Make way for the merchman. Huh. Welcome In the beginning
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  Speaker 1: expresspros dot com. So our lead this hour from the
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  Speaker 1: Merchandise department. Now we can talk more about the wild
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  Speaker 1: Monday Night game. You watched it, you know you heard
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  Speaker 1: the score here the moments ago, the Vikings who were
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  Speaker 1: on life support. It was like a religious revival. They
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  Speaker 1: woke up just in time. In the fourth quarter, the
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  Speaker 1: cast of characters turned things around and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: the Vikings beat the Bears. So wild finish, considering how
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  Speaker 1: dominating the start was for the Bears.
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  Speaker 2: But we're not gonna talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Instead, the NFL Players Association, the NFL Marketing Arm, all
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  Speaker 1: these people sold. They announced the top selling jerseys in
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  Speaker 1: the off season. The top selling jerseys announced the seasons
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  Speaker 1: obviously beginning now we're one week end of the season,
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  Speaker 1: and this is always a good test to see where
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  Speaker 1: the hearts, minds, and souls of people are. So at
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  Speaker 1: the top, it's what you would expect, right, You've got
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  Speaker 1: Sequon Barkley, Eagle fans, the Birds, Sequon Barkley coming off
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  Speaker 1: a Super Bowl win in Philadelphia, so he is number
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  Speaker 1: one at the very number of the King of All Jerseys.
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts, that's my quarterback. Jalen Hurts is right behind him,
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  Speaker 1: so that makes sense. You're like, okay, we're fine. And
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  Speaker 1: then you've got after that Commanders breakout rookie Jaden Daniels,
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  Speaker 1: who's next up, followed by Josh Allen, Bill's Mafia. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Bill's Moby at number four. That's fine. But then this
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  Speaker 1: is where things get a little wonkee. This is where
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  Speaker 1: things get oldwonkee. So after Josh Allen, who won the
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  Speaker 1: MVP and was at number four, you figured most people
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  Speaker 1: already have a Josh Allen jersey if that's your thing,
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  Speaker 1: if that's your deal, because he's been around for a while,
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  Speaker 1: he's been productive and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Like Robbie.
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  Speaker 1: According to Justin and Cincinnati Robbie the Mariner fan is
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  Speaker 1: a Josh Allen fanboy has seventeen Josh Allen jerseys. Justin
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  Speaker 1: told me that seventeen. But that's not about that's not
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  Speaker 1: about what we're going to talk about right now. Instead, it's
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  Speaker 1: number five, number five.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Five. Yeah, you know who that is? Maybe not now
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  Speaker 1: you don't know the answer, Schadure Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh m gee, that's right?
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  Speaker 1: The same Shouldar Sanders, who is number five in Jersey
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  Speaker 1: sales and number three on the Cleveland Brown Depth chart.
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  Speaker 2: Number that is not a misprint, That is not a typo.
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  Speaker 1: You've got Joe Flacco and I believe Dylan Gabriel, and
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  Speaker 1: then after that, you've got number five in the entire
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  Speaker 1: NFL in Jersey sales, should Sanders.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question. This is a teachable moment.
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  Speaker 1: So the question is what's the lesson in Shadur Sanders
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  Speaker 1: having the fifth most Jersey sales in the entire NFL.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Tinseltown, Pentagon and Toys r US and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to make mini corn dogs. Delicious Mini corn
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  Speaker 1: dogs is what we're going to make so a to
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  Speaker 1: answer the question. The lesson on why should ear Sanders
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  Speaker 1: is number five in the entire NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Is The word is skullduggery. That is the word here,
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  Speaker 2: skulled Dougrey.
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  Speaker 1: This is why sports are stupid and also why they're
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  Speaker 1: so great at the same time, and why I keep
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  Speaker 1: coming in here and making the long trip into the
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  Speaker 1: studios because this kind of stuff like winning doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: I was of the generation. I know, generations after me,
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to win. You just try really hard.
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  Speaker 1: But I was of the generation that you're supposed to win,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what matters. And wins and losses, wins and
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  Speaker 1: bleeply bleep blusses. I know that's changed a lite. This
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  Speaker 1: is great proof of that that winning doesn't matter all
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  Speaker 1: the time, that the depth chart doesn't matter, that playing
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  Speaker 1: well doesn't matter. Hell playing doesn't even matter. It is
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  Speaker 1: a master class in the power of marketing and human nature.
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  Speaker 1: You tie those two things together, and I present to
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  Speaker 1: you example a Schaduur Sanders. Right, this is that old
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  Speaker 1: line from Tinseltown, the man who shot liberty balance. And
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  Speaker 1: when the legend becomes the fact, you print the legend
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  Speaker 1: and the legend is that Shadur Sanders is gonna move
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  Speaker 1: the needle.
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  Speaker 2: He matters. He's a big fn deal.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's the legend. He's mister popular. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: the reality is at this point it's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sizzle. I don't see any stake. There's
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  Speaker 1: no substance. It's a lot of hype, and people love
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  Speaker 1: hype and people eat hype up and it's it's the
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  Speaker 1: same thing as like people getting upset about clickbait.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't do clickbait.
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  Speaker 1: The entire social media business is designed on clickbait. It
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't exist without clickbait.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I don't do a clickbait. Everyone's doing clickbait. That's
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  Speaker 4: the way the whole thing works. But in this case,
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  Speaker 4: this is old school clickbait. It's hyperbole, it's puffery.
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  Speaker 1: The Browns, the way they played Game one, they will
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  Speaker 1: likely go out yet again, be a three or four
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  Speaker 1: win team, go three and fourteen or something along those lines.
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  Speaker 1: And should Sanders he might not even take a single
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  Speaker 1: snap this year, not even a single snap for shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Sanders and his jersey is still gonna sell because he's
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  Speaker 1: got the aura. He's got the aura it's the cool
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  Speaker 1: kid's table in high school. Now, I was never allowed
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  Speaker 1: back at the cool kids table in high school. But
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  Speaker 1: he's at the cool kids table. He's at the cool
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  Speaker 1: kids table. It doesn't matter if you're failing at math,
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if you can't dribble a basketball, or
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  Speaker 1: you've got the sneakers, you've got the jacket, you've got
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  Speaker 1: the look, you've got the image. So you're at the
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  Speaker 1: cool kids table. And that's what matters. So congratulations on that,
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  Speaker 1: and Shouldter has it. The whole thing is a marketing machine,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. And the low information NFL fanboy
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  Speaker 1: is like a moth to a flame. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: moth to a flame when it comes in. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the real lesson here. The lesson is talent is optional.
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  Speaker 1: Playing is optional.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: The jerseys are about the headlines and about not the
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  Speaker 1: box score. It's about something other than the box score.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Shooter Sanders is the living embodiment of that. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need to play, you don't need to win, you just
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  Speaker 1: need the vibe. It's all about the vibe, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: turning the page, but we're not going that far. We're
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  Speaker 1: staying with the merchandise department. I'd like to get on
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  Speaker 1: my bully pulpit here and rant and rave. I got
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  Speaker 1: a rant about this because it's been driving me nuts
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  Speaker 1: all weekend. It started last week. I thought initially it
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  Speaker 1: started on Thursday with the Cowboys Eagles game, and I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm just seeing things that aren't there. And then
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  Speaker 1: I saw it on I saw it on Friday Chiefs Chargers,
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  Speaker 1: and then I saw it all day on Sunday, and
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  Speaker 1: I saw it again on Monday night. These new NFL hats,
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  Speaker 1: sideline hats, Ben, You're not going to talk about sideline
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  Speaker 1: hats in the middle of a mal monologue.
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  Speaker 2: Want to bet? Want a bet? Yes? I am.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you at on these new NFL sideline caps
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  Speaker 1: for twenty twenty five?
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  Speaker 2: Two words absolute disgrace? Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I normally don't care about wardrobe on the sideline
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  Speaker 1: and all that, but somebody who's in charge of merchandise
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  Speaker 1: at the NFL needs to be called to the carpet.
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  Speaker 1: That is a monstrosity. This is supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: shield the brand, right. You always tell us how big
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  Speaker 1: you are, multi gazillion dollar business, the crown jewel of
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  Speaker 1: American sport. Everyone is hypnotized and mesmerized by the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And the hats look like they were designed by Stevie Meatballs,
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  Speaker 1: who's blind. Like Stevie Meatballs designed them, and he had
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  Speaker 1: taken a freshman starter graphic design course and that's what
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  Speaker 1: he came up with the logo. You need a bloody
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  Speaker 1: magnifying glass to see the damn logo to know which
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  Speaker 1: team is on the sidelines. Now, if you're sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the upper deck, or you have a small television you're
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  Speaker 1: watching on your phone, forget about it. Forget about it.
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  Speaker 1: You'd need in order to see these logos. If you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the upper balcony at your favorite NFL stadium
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  Speaker 1: and you're looking down, you're going to need military grade
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  Speaker 1: heat seeking binoculars from the Pentagon in order to figure
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  Speaker 1: out who's playing. Is that the Raiders, It might be
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  Speaker 1: the Ravens. Maybe it's the Ravens. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: thought this was a good idea, Seriously, it always fascinates me.
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  Speaker 1: This is massive companies and this is such an easy
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  Speaker 1: thing to avoid.
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  Speaker 2: I understand. It's pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 1: Every year you have to come up with a new
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  Speaker 1: hat and It's like, what are you doing that? You
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  Speaker 1: should just keep one hat, but you got to sell
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  Speaker 1: more hats and all that stuff. But who signed off
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  Speaker 1: on this? Like there had to be multiple middle managers
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  Speaker 1: that signed off on this. You're supposed to be advertising
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  Speaker 1: the product. Am I wrong on that? The sideline wardrobe,
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  Speaker 1: you're essentially models doing pirouettes on the sidelines and people
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  Speaker 1: see the merch and then they want to go out
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  Speaker 1: and buy the merch And so you're modeling the NFL
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  Speaker 1: product and you're supposed to be showing off the brand.
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  Speaker 2: Am I wrong on this? I don't think I'm wrong
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  Speaker 2: on this. And so what do they do? They hide it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a magic trick, the incredible shrinking logo of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite NFL team on a hat. Seriously, it's every time
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  Speaker 1: I says it's ridiculous. And you're the NFL, You've got
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  Speaker 1: the biggest league in the world. You'd love to tell
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  Speaker 1: us all about that. And your sideline looks like you
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  Speaker 1: made it and you took it from the reject pilot
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  Speaker 1: target and well, that's a reject, that's a that's a
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  Speaker 1: printing error, printing error, let's take that out. And and
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  Speaker 1: they're they're gonna end up where every single failed piece
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  Speaker 1: of merchandise goes.
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  Speaker 2: You know where that is.
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  Speaker 1: Yet the clearance rack at Ross Dress for Less, that's
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  Speaker 1: where they're gona end up. You could not give me
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  Speaker 1: one of these things. I'm a hat guy, I am
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  Speaker 1: a hat. I'm the I've been called the mad Hatter
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  Speaker 1: of sports Chat. It's one of my nicknames, the mad
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  Speaker 1: Hatter of sports Chat. I love hats, but this no
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  Speaker 1: chance I'm not doing. I'm not wearing it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want it. It's got bad mojo. I want nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with it. Awful, absolutely awful looking product. And they
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  Speaker 1: they they look like something, these caps, they look like
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  Speaker 1: something you'd win at a state fair, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: game and the car artible where you knock down the
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  Speaker 1: milk bottles, you know, and you throw like the softball
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  Speaker 1: and you knock and you'd win this hat. But you
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  Speaker 1: don't really want the hat because it's ugly. You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna wear it. But it's something and you want it
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and so uh, it's wild. It's like, Hey, attention,
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  Speaker 1: NFL merchandising executives.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I have an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Unsolicited advice from the Overnight gas baggery. So here's my advice.
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  Speaker 1: It can blow you away. No one else has this advice. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: no one else is about to say what I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to say. All right, So when you're selling team merch
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  Speaker 1: when you're selling team merchandise and you're the NFL, maybe
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  Speaker 1: just maybe make the logo big enough so people could
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  Speaker 1: actually see it? How about that? How about that? In fact,
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  Speaker 1: that logo is so small, eye doctors are going to
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  Speaker 1: use that as an exam.
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  Speaker 2: Can you see what NFL logo? They're gonna have a
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  Speaker 2: big board, you know, the eye chart. You're the eye doctor.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna have a big board of all the different
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  Speaker 1: NFL hats and you're gonna have to walk back twenty
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  Speaker 1: feet all right. Can you pick out the Seattle Seahawks hat. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the Carolina Panthers. You pick the wrong one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you need glasses, you can't see. Is that the New
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  Speaker 1: England Patris No, it's not the New England Patriots. It's actually,
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  Speaker 1: believe it or not, it's not the Patriots. Somehow, it's
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. It's the Red unbelievable. Seriously, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to like the whole thing. It's the
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  Speaker 1: perfect hat if you want to go in stealth mode,
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  Speaker 1: Like seriously, if you want to buy a hat for
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  Speaker 1: your team that you root for, but you don't want
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  Speaker 1: anyone else to know that you root for the team,
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  Speaker 1: you can go incognito with the hat for that.
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  Speaker 2: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise trash, absolute trash, Like the whole sideline hat should
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  Speaker 1: be a billboard.
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  Speaker 2: And it has been.
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  Speaker 1: They've changed it a million times over the years. You're
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  Speaker 1: walking advertisement, you're a runway model, you're on the catwalk.
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  Speaker 1: I would think be a badge of honor. But instead
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  Speaker 1: the NFL went out and said in instead of ride
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  Speaker 1: for the brand, go to the west, you gotta ride
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  Speaker 1: for the brand. Let's hide the brand. We're gonna hide
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  Speaker 1: the brand. That's the strategy.
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  Speaker 2: Brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: What marketing college, What marketing school do they teach that at?
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that the whole point of this was that
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  Speaker 1: people see the hats like I want to buy that hat.
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  Speaker 2: I want somebody, I want to run out and buy
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  Speaker 2: that hat.
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  Speaker 1: I want to pull my phone out of my pocket
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  Speaker 1: and I want to dial up some overpriced NFL merchandise
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  Speaker 1: shop and buy that hat.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's buying this crap. Nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anyone. I've not seen anyone wearing these hats.
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  Speaker 1: They've been out for a little bit. Nobody wants them
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  Speaker 1: all right now, last word, we go to college football.
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  Speaker 1: We go with the news of the day, Texas, Austin, Texas,
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  Speaker 1: the prodigy who turns out really good against San Jose State,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: not so good against Ohio State. Anyway, the biggest star
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  Speaker 1: in college football, we are told in the entire sporting world.
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  Speaker 2: But he's back in the sporting news.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about arch Manning, and not so much arch Manning,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the reaction to the coach of arch Manning,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Sarkisian, who knows where all the the good mini
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  Speaker 1: bars are. So Steve Sarkisian, the head coach of the
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  Speaker 1: Texas Longhorns, attempted to shut down arch Manning. He attempted
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  Speaker 1: to not arch Manning per se, but the reports that
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  Speaker 1: arch Manning had an injury. There was a viral clip
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  Speaker 1: from Texas's game against the Spartans of San Jose State
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  Speaker 1: that showed arch Manning grimacing in agony, and so that
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  Speaker 1: led to a very unique analogy by Steve Sarkisian. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to the audio tape. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have this? We don't have this. Apparently we
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  Speaker 2: don't have this, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, so Steve Charcis, Steve Scarcisi Sarkisian, excuse, I
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  Speaker 1: thought we had it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: So he was asked specifically about the look on the
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  Speaker 1: face by.
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  Speaker 2: A member of the media there that covers Texas football.
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  Speaker 1: Sarkisian says he doesn't have any I don't know. I've
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  Speaker 1: never filmed any of you guys. Sarkisians said, I've never
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  Speaker 1: filmed any of you guys when you're using the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't know what faces you make when you're
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  Speaker 1: doing that close quote, and then Sarkisian kind of smirked
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  Speaker 1: when he said, I guess the editing department was asleep.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's all over the internet. I guess they couldn't do
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  Speaker 1: their job. So unbelievable. So does Steve Sarkisian's his explanation
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  Speaker 1: his injury spin? Does the Texas coach Steve Sarkisian's injury spin,
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  Speaker 1: which you did not hear, but you can find in
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  Speaker 1: two seconds of the internet. Does that work for you?
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  Speaker 1: Does that work for you. His comments about arch Man,
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  Speaker 1: So I actually thought this was pretty amusing. It's not
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  Speaker 1: your standard sports cliche. And I like the fact that
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  Speaker 1: he was working blue and he didn't say powder room,
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  Speaker 1: he said bathroom. Little hot potty talk. Right, that's the
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  Speaker 1: level of injury intel that you're getting out of Austin, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: And I think Noah and Austin he can be our
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  Speaker 1: boots on the ground there and go give us inside information.
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  Speaker 1: But forget it, forget about MRIs, forget about practice reports.
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  Speaker 1: Sarkisian sark treating treating this like we're what are we watching?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like a toilet paper commercial or something like that. Right,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: it's the old nothing to see here, folks, move on,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: nothing to see here? Except the last time. The last
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: time Sarkisian said nothing to see here?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Was that not last year?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: When Quinn Yours, the seventh round pick of the Miami Dolphins.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: He said, start now, he's not hurt, and he missed
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: not one, not two, but three games if I remember correctly,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I think that was last year.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I believe I'm right on that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: And and then you look around it's like Steve Sarkisian
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: as a coach has as much credibility as picking up
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: a coupon, a brand new coupon.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: To toys r us.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Right, it's expired, it's useless, it's it's not working. And
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: let's not forget Sarkisian's history here, right, not exactly, mister transparency.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Steve Sarkisian, he's the.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Same guy who was booted out of USC the University
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: of Southern California because he was hitting the bottle a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: little too hard, the bottle that may or may not
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: have been vodka. And now he's doing bathroom analogies with
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the media. It does make you wonder. It makes you
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: wonder is arch Manning hurt? Because Sarkisian has a history
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: of lying. All coaches do, so is Steve Sarkisian lying here?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And is arch Manning actually hurt? Or are we supposed
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: to just buy that He's like, what that he's pooping
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: his pants on the sidelines, he's pooping his pants in
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: the game and all that stuff. Do we need a
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: special Sharman nil deal for arch Manning? And it's the
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: football version of when your dog peas, right, your dog
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: peas on the carpet, and what do you do?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, let me, just put a candle.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I'll put a scented candle up, and nobody will be
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: able to smell the pea that'll be that'll cover up
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the smell.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: And so so.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: That's where now spoiler alert, Sarkesian it still reeks.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: It just does. It still reeks in reality check.
• 20:11
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• 20:16
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• 20:19
  Speaker 2: If he says Arch Manning is fine, then Manning's.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Probably on crutches and he's being wheeled into a you know,
• 20:25
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• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a hospital, and he's probably got a walking boot on
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: as well. And if he says he said, listen, Arch
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Manning is really hurt, then he's fine. So it's it's opposite.
• 20:39
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• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Viking quarterback JJ McCarthy has said that he has an
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: alter ego where he blanks in front of the mirror.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: All right, that is the question. What is the answer?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: King Rory says he practices giving motivational speeches. Bobby in
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Florida says he manscapes in front.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Of the mirror. Great guess, all right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Lady Cyburn says, pretends that he's actually Hannah Montana.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Interesting he gets the best of both worlds. There you go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Donkey Sausa says he punches the mirror, that's what he does.
• 24:31
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• 24:34
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• 24:50
  Speaker 1: That's an interesting answer. Alf the Alien opinter says that
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy, who is the hero late for the Vikings,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: juggles cats in front of a mirror. Milkman Mike says
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: he wears a Woody the Cowboy costume.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: That's what he's into.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Arek in Minnesota says, living in the Twin Cities, I
• 25:09
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• 25:12
  Speaker 1: practices the skull.
• 25:14
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• 25:18
  Speaker 1: New York says that he re enacts the role of
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Dennis the Menace.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That that is the answer.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I forty In says he strikes a buffalo Bill Poe's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: in front of the mirror.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Who else?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Ozzie was says he practices kissing in front of the mirror.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman says eating cookies in his cookie Monster costume.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That means he'd be a furry violently vomiting. From Eke
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: in Roseville, Minnesota, Page Dan he acts like fran Tarkington
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: from Joe the Ghost Hunter.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: That's his answer.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Douglas in Mississippi says his alter ego he rips his
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: shirt in half like he's Hulk Hooke.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: So he says, all right, do you have an answer?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Lorrain up? You know, I was thinking what would look
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: good in front of a mirror. I'm gonna go with
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: cooking chicken.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Cooking chicken, okay, an influencer cooking on camera in a mirror. Unfortunately,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that's incorrect. I thought you were gonna make some other
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: joke about it chicken, But no, the correct answer. Viking
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: quarterback Jaj McCarthy says he has an alter ego where
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: he paints his face with EyeBlack in front of the mirror.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: He calls it war paint, he said, and there you go.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: He says, it's like, can tell you about drama. He said,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: it's like I'm ready to die on that field. It's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: not going to look pretty. It's not going to look
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: like someone just did my makeup for Halloween.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's war paint. What a psycho?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, JJ, when do you join the Marines? Pal instead
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of the Minnesota Vikings. Let's go to the phones and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: To Paul, Paul and out.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: We got a lot of hot takes on these ridonculous
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: NFL hats.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Hello Paul and Ottawa welcome, hid Ben.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just a couple of points about your takes on
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: style over substance, and then about the logo. I think
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: it's it's interesting that it does go back to when
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: we're young, this this need to have style over substance
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: and appearance. And it reminds me of a movie. I'll
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: watched ones with my mom, who's called the Jane Austin
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Book Club, and a woman played by Emily blund is
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: upset about something and the husband says, well, that was
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: high school, honey, that's over, and she looks at him
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: like he's an idiot, and she says, high school is
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: never over. And it seems to be there's some truth
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: in that. I think. I know that when I dream now,
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I still dream. I'm sixty two and I still dream
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: sometimes about that. I'm that I'm not attending classes in
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: high school and I'm not going to get my credits.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: And you have PTSD from your high school days. Well,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: they have the famous quote, I don't know who said it,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: but that everything you really need in life you learn
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Right, All the life skills you need you
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: learn in kindergarten, but then also in high school if
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you have a bad high school experience. I had a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: terrible time in Issa. People were complete a holes to me,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: but I survived and I really haven't looked back.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't looked back.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: Well, it's better to go forward, for sure. And as
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: far as the logo, it's interesting because when I finally
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: decided recently that I wanted to have a favorite team
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: in the NFL, and I chose the Pittsburgh Steelers, and
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: I wanted to get the tuke and the cap to
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: kind of put my money where my mouth was. My
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: sister bought them for me for Christmas. Of the tuke
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: for the winter and the cap for the summer. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: and when I go out in those I don't go
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: out thinking I hope nobody sees me, you know.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because because if you were I'm sure this zabas
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you were, I had somebody. You'll run into another fan
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: of the team and they'll hey, you know, make a
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: comment to you about the team, right, because he'll be like, hey,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: you know, we're fellow fans.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what happens. And I ended up being able
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: to encounter people a little bit and uh and talk
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: about the team and just just kind of share a
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: moment with somebody because because you're wearing a cap and
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: that's not going to work if you can't see the local.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is really, this is so so ridiculous. Well, Paul,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you called it. Man, You're the man.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Paul the Great Paul and Ottowa we'll say
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: he lo to Patrick.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Patrick is in Jacksonville. What's going on?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Do all?
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: Cot Yeah, Hey, that's funny. You mentioned in hats. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: was driving my daughter to work and she's glad we're
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: here track you're tracking me up via the She's probably
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: wondering what the heckond is? He laughed at this, But
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: these hats, I watched the game last night, and I'm like,
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: what is the world is this. It's like they've mass
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: produced these toaster stamps. It stuck them on the front
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: of caps.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good's that is That is a good lie.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And they do look like the size of a like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: a large postage stamp is what they look like they do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: I'm not buying this hat. When I was a kid
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: playing Little League, you have these like snapback hats that
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: you adjusted to pit your head and I wear my
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: hat backwards, and uh because I played catcher and I
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: still wear my hat backwards. I'm sixty there you go. Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: no idea, it'll put a bit in your forehead. And
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: you're like trying to bring those back and sell them,
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: like people should buy these things. And I see them
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: at the store and I'm like, that's the first thing
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: I checked. I like the uh, the cough you know,
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: back so it's more comfortable.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: No, I hear I hear it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Whoever's park at these things is like I think they're
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: going out.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: To the Yeah they're not like they're not They're not
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: like us, but you know what I mean, we're hat people.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: They're not like us.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: But thank thanks for listening, man, I appreciate that. And
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: look at you giving you giving your daughter right the way.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: They're all right, very nice. Let's know imaging. Let's welcome
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: in our can tessins.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: For the game. We have Jed who fled? Who's gonna
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: play maus amount of money? Hello? Jed? Welcome.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: I don't know what the news is, but I've always
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: got my thinking head on.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: All right, who do you wanna? Yeah? Right, who do
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: you want to partner with?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Cooper?
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: I just said my thinking caps on, just a Gooper.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: And uh boy, blind Scott? Yes, blind Scott, you want
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: to play maus amount of money?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, partner with you?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Ben.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You're my hero. I'm your hero. I thought I thought
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Fred Tutcher was your hero. I didn't realize I was
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: your heron.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: He likes me that much anyone trying to win him back?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So okay, well just send him money, all right? Very
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: does Well? What are the kedoies? Quickly, coops? So I
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: picked the first category. Now this is the easy E edition.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: He would have been sixty one years old on Sunday.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: The categories are boys in the hood, still talking, nobody move,
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: and creeping crawl.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: All right and hold I say here, let me punch
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: him in and I'll punch him in. Jed, Which one
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: do you want?
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: Jed?
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: Eric right, I ain't no Compton buster, duvee out there here.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Just give me that boy. Nobody move, I'll give you
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: all right, Creeper, crawl all right, Scott? Which one do
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: you want? Scott?
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: I'll take easy. I'm taking the tribute to medication.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: There is no.
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: There is no Do you want boys in the hood
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: still talking or nobody move?
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Boy?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You think the hood? You think blind? Scott? Yes,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: all right, very good gentlemen, Do not hang up, do not.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Make sure you feed them down. All right, we will
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: have that's the matchup. It's Malard's mountain of money in
• 32:32
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• 32:36
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• 32:38
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  Speaker 6: Now, Mailor's mountain of money? Do you have what it
• 33:44
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• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Let's do this. Here we go. We welcome in our contestants.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: We have Line Scott who's teamed up with me, Jed
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: who fled with Coop a Loop from the swamp lands
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: of Florida, and Jed, you were on the air.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: First, so you will go with Cooper Loop. It is
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: the easy e addition, which category did you pick?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: There?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Creep and crawl? All right, Creep and crawl very good?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: Jed these athletes were on wild card teams that went
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: to win it all. H do you know what a
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: wild card team is? Jed, I go for forty five
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: seconds on the clock. Let's begin. Broncos quarterback that looks
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  Speaker 9: like a horse. Yes, big poppy from the Red Sox. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: gap tooth defensive lineman from the Giants.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, crazy haired safety from the Steelers from the back
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  Speaker 9: of the day. Yes, let's we're gonna skip ahead. This
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: guy had the last name of a fish. She was
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: on the Angels team that actually.
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  Speaker 2: Won it all.
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  Speaker 5: Jim Tammon getting No, you're close, No with a the
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: different letter.
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  Speaker 2: Nor, we'll skip it. Uh. This guy was a pick.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, oh got This guy was a man
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time, way too much salmon, A lot
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: of salmon.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: You took a long time with salmon.
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  Speaker 8: I would stop playing a call game, dude, do.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: You have any jim.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Dancing around that?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, blind Scott, you're not going to sabotage this game,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: right Scott?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You're in it to win it? Yes?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: No, I'm ready, let's show. Okay, these athletes you pick
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: boys in the hood, which is so appropriate, and you
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: think North end of Boston.
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  Speaker 2: You think the hood. All right, here we go. These
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: athletes are all.
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  Speaker 1: From south central Los Angeles. Blind Scott forty five seconds
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  Speaker 1: on the clock.
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  Speaker 2: He's not. He's from Inglewood. No, they we're not forty
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  Speaker 2: five seconds on the clock. We're on our way and
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: here we go. H He had a.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Triple double every game during an NBA season for Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 8: City with Jared Carding.
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  Speaker 2: No, I played with the Clippers.
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  Speaker 1: All right, legion to boom, defensive mac defensive back.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a big mouth. He's on television on Amazon.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, Orioles first baseman in the nineteen eighties. Uh, black
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: guy hit a lot of home run switch hitter with
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Cal Ripken. He was the other star of the Orioles.
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  Speaker 8: That would be Freddie Mercury.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you're done, get out of here.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: You you, Dennis, Dennis and Ramoni. You there, Dennis, Dennis,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you're going to the bench. Dennis, first baseman of the
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighties, Orioles in the nineties. Yeah, that's one hundred
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: porter all right, wide receiver.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: The greatest female tennis player of all time, The greatest
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: female tennis player of all time.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: African American.
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  Speaker 8: Jerry right, I said, the.
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  Speaker 9: Grited tennis player of all time.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that we have all this time. Oh thank you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: All right, Well we got one hundred second, we got
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: a hundred?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: You got a hundred points?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Yo, Dennis, I'm glad I went to the bench.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Good job, you're you're my closer, Dennis.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: You're gonna get about seconds?
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: Can I be the I stop you bitching?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go, Dennis. You what do we I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: guess we get to go again, right, because we all
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: get a hundred one? So we have nobody move or
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: still talking? Which one do you want?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Dennis?
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Mom man, nobody move.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Nobody move?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Dennis is in VERMONTI just how's your home?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: You have no go, It's just a little small talk, coop.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll put forty five seconds of the cock
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: of these athletes own records that have stood a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready, Dennis?
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: I'm ready?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: All right, the here we go.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: The NFL's all time leading rusher. Yes, the greatest wide
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: receiver of all time. Yeah. Yankee player nickname Joelton. His
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: nickname was Jolton with a J played in the sixties. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: greatest pitcher of all time, the top pitcher in baseball
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  Speaker 1: gets this award with his name on it.
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  Speaker 8: Uh, ship, that's not quite the award.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: If they got that, how about this nickname night train?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Nickname night Train.
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: I don't think you quite made it up to the one. Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: you got some of them. Cy Young is the award
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: name that you're looking for?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 2: Yours was more interesting, though, you're a.
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: Ward and if he didn't get the points an no
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: more question.
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  Speaker 2: Dick Dick Lane. Dick Lane was a night trained nick
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Dick Lane's real name is night Scott.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Do you want to run up the score here? Nobody
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: wants Scott Scott? Call them Scott gone ja. He called you,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: call you blind Scott. Jed Jed Coop called you you picked.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Tooby pet was just on the phone. He was, he said,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Freddie Mercury was the answer. I mean, come on, he
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: wasn't even trying.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That was a stupid cheesy radio bit by blind Scott.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: What are you.
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  Speaker 5: No?
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: No, you can tell me, he answered, He answered.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: The work he did.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But there's a lot of layers of who to
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: blame on that.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: The good news is we don't have to take blind
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Scott's call the rest of the show. He's out of
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: the show now, that's great, right, He's been on the
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: air and he ruined the whole thing, and that's the
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: way to go.