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- 0:00God damn you Microsoft welcome to multiple
- 0:04nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:09Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:15Things nerdy wait Microsoft's here on the call
- 0:19don't be naive no no no the they're killing me they absolutely killing me what are
- 0:26they done now so with the whole game pass coming to Pizza a lot of games now
- 0:31coming across as well yes for a while now like a lot of the games have been
- 0:35heading towards there's going to be no sort of separate achievements so it'll
- 0:39just be like Xbox achievements oh sure now I'm starting to get Xbox and win 10
- 0:44achievements to play everything twice yeah my backlog of games is already
- 0:49ridiculous and it's only going to get worse now how inconsiderate of them cuz I'm
- 0:54playing through hellblade again now cuz I can get the achievements on win 10 oh
- 0:57I I downloaded that to play cuz you guys both told me it was really good and you
- 1:02need to and you have you started to play it or just down no no no no no that's
- 1:06that that ends the story that I have good story that's good I do recommend
- 1:11playing it maybe with headphones okay I I use a controller normally but I'll
- 1:16give it a go just play it with headphones for a totally new experience
- 1:19of not being able to control the character no it's just it's cuz she
- 1:24hears voices in her head and playing with headphones just makes it yeah okay
- 1:28quite yeah that's that's a good tip actually no it's a beautiful game cool
- 1:32yeah cuz I got I have Game Pass I'm a little confused about this and I'm I I
- 1:37really should look into this more but I got a thing saying because I I bought 12
- 1:42months at least of of live a little while back when I when I had to renew
- 1:47and then it asked me at some point do you want Game Pass and I said they said
- 1:52do you want game pass for a dollar for I think for 3 months and I said yes sure
- 1:58so I have Game Pass and then after E3 or during E3 it popped up and it said do
- 2:03you want Game Pass ultimate for an extra
- 2:06dollar for the entirety of your Live
- 2:11subscription currently and I was like
- 2:15yes so I I got that so does that mean I do I just know you were only getting it for
- 2:22$3 initially well I don't I do I now just
- 2:27have that until my gold have expired is is that how it works yeah you current
- 2:32it's not like you can just keep buying gold and that'll keep going it's no but that's fine
- 2:36so 15 a month ultimate is 15 a month so it'll be and I'll have to renew it
- 2:41whatever the renewal price ends up at but I basically have it now for probably
- 2:4710 months for a dollar so all you do is all you need to do is go and check is go
- 2:52to your Xbox go to account and go to payment and billing it'll show
- 2:55everything you subscribe to and when you'll next be charged okay all right
- 3:00I was just like I I think what they I think they're asking me if I want this
- 3:04for a dollar for 10 months in which case yeah I do I do want that yeah you do
- 3:09want that is it there but I thinking it's yeah somewhere in the settings all
- 3:13right and like I said I really should have checked but I was just like I
- 3:17wanted to play a game and and I was like well that sounds like a good deal and I
- 3:20want to play a game so let's just go with yes look you probably won't use it
- 3:24Matt let's be completely honest but um you well yeah that's true it's nice to
- 3:29have well hellblade uh is part of it so uh I've installed it and we'll see if I
- 3:34play it if I play at least five minutes of it it's worth a dollar mhm you you'll
- 3:39play more than that hopefully it takes like about 10 minutes to actually start playing oh
- 3:45sure a slow entry into it where you're just watching a row a canoe
- 3:50oo that's exciting if you get my meaning wink wink she's she's in a log
- 3:57canoe and she's paddling down a river I was going to say it's one of those
- 4:01games my Xbox game I don't know when it goes to cuz I just keep every time I go
- 4:06to like an Xbox event or something I get more codes for it and I just keep adding
- 4:09it on so I've got months and months and months I bought a while back I bought
- 4:15like a threeyear one and so it was it was [ __ ] ages
- 4:19before it ever even asked me and then when it finally ran out I was like oh
- 4:23man that's weird I have to pay again yeah E3 has happened obviously we're
- 4:28going to talk about that bit who do you think
- 4:32won uh we did Gamers Gamers
- 4:37won I tell you one one one of favorite things about the entire event was during
- 4:42the Microsoft one where they're talking about their upcoming games and they
- 4:45start talking about gears pop oh yeah and there was just like no interest from
- 4:50anyone and a few groon well I felt like one of the biggest and best things that happened I
- 4:56think was Keanu yeah they showed cyber Punk which was I was I was like [ __ ]
- 5:02excited already gave a release date oh my God next April I can't wait so they
- 5:07show her this trailer which was [ __ ] excellent and then at the end in the
- 5:11game a character pops up and it's Kean Reeves clearly and everyone's like the
- 5:16[ __ ] and then ke Reeves comes out on stage and then everyone just starts
- 5:20losing their [ __ ] and Charming as [ __ ] it was [ __ ] just a really great
- 5:26moment you know cuz you can actually see he was like in a little bit of awe about
- 5:29how people were so excited for him to be there he was a little thrown back by it
- 5:33yeah he he said afterwards he didn't realize because they tried to warn him
- 5:37and say this is not like you know CU he does corporate events sometimes and they
- 5:41said no probably not going to be like the others you've done like this is I
- 5:45think these people are going to be pretty [ __ ] excited to see you
- 5:50especially cuz because they're excited to see the game too uh yeah but
- 5:54apparently he was not expecting them to [ __ ] yell [ __ ] at him one thing that
- 5:59annoyed me with that whole exchange where someone said your breathtaking and
- 6:04now they're getting like a free collector's edition don't get don't
- 6:08reward reward people for yelling out at that stuff I agree with that the guy is
- 6:14not accepting the reward he's told him to donate the money to to a charity
- 6:17instead which I thought was pretty neat I find that weird on his part just just
- 6:22take it if they're going to give it to you but no my thing is you shouldn't
- 6:25reward these people because you get a lot of people yelling out crap yeah
- 6:30yeah he went with it though he he took it and went with it yeah yeah it worked out
- 6:35okay bad say what he yelled out was bad but I'm saying yeah it encourages people to do
- 6:42that yeah and some people aren't quite as quick on their feet and yeah it's
- 6:47it's like when you're at the movies and someone yells out or you know like a
- 6:50Zinger and it's just like what are you doing mate that's not like someone not
- 6:57funny like George castanza you don't think George Gan is funny no
- 7:03no no no when he yelled out in the movies I don't you know what I don't
- 7:08think I've seen I'm assuming that's a Seinfeld episode yes yeah and it gets a
- 7:12good reaction so he goes back to that same movie every session to make that same
- 7:17comment all right that sounds funny I guess I should watch
- 7:22Seinfeld yeah you really should watch Seinfeld you're a little late to the
- 7:25party but I think it's still funny yeah it's still going isn't it yeah yeah yeah
- 7:30yeah season 30 something episodes every Monday Y no but the worst thing was they
- 7:34they the kananu came out and everyone was like oh [ __ ] yeah and then cyber
- 7:38Punk was just like [ __ ] going to be the best game ever and then they showed
- 7:42like a couple of Little Indie titles afterwards and I felt like oh
- 7:46man like not that they look bad but it's just like they how compete with cyber
- 7:53Punk follow up [ __ ] Kiana Reeves live on stage is like that should have been
- 7:58the mic Dr at the end I think yeah well considering that cyber Punk is one of
- 8:03the most kind of sought after titles right now like everyone's looking
- 8:06forward to it and you know they didn't even have to have a Keanu and they still
- 8:11would have gotten a great response but they had a Keanu you know and evidently he's going
- 8:17to be like a big character in the game he's not just sort of like yeah he's got
- 8:22his dialog you couldn't you couldn't even play as Keanu in the [ __ ] Matrix
- 8:25Game you know yeah that's right good
- 8:31yeah yeah apparently he's got enough dialogue that you know like a typical
- 8:35main character uh like like geralt has the same amount of dialogue as [ __ ]
- 8:41Kean Reeves has in this game so you did
- 8:44they' cast Keanu as geralt instead of uh Superman I think it would have been a
- 8:51better fit as I could see it Matt Matt's Matt's
- 8:56just not not even going to dignify that with a response no would you prefer keano or
- 9:03caval I know who I'm with sounds like an old segment that this podcast would have
- 9:07had I was actually Imagining the game with keanu's voice as
- 9:12geralt which I'm a Witcher yeah I could take care of this
- 9:18problem if you have the coin I think you'd be good um yeah I'd play it I'd
- 9:22play it there should be some kind of mod that you can download that turns any
- 9:26games voice actors into K Reeves they used to do that for games any
- 9:32anytime that like you know there' be a mod that be like you replace all the gun
- 9:36noises with going wow wow yeah wow I do
- 9:42I do remember Dave moded Doom back in the day so that every time you shot
- 9:45someone they went no piss
- 9:52off and there was that Simpsons Doom mod where like they burp yes like Barney's
- 9:58burp whenever shot something uh the good old days ah the early days of the
- 10:04[Laughter] internet now the only mods I know offer
- 10:09to make people naked yeah those are also popular [ __ ] yeah man cyber punk I can't
- 10:14wait it's going to be so good I think it's a little odd that it's not
- 10:19launching with the Scarlet so the Scarlet the new Xbox console they
- 10:23announced end of next year I just thought that was a little odd cannot
- 10:27wait but then I also don't want to wait yeah I thought so to I thought this
- 10:29would be perfect for a NextGen release but uh then again I mean I'm happy to
- 10:34play it 6 months in advance like yeah I got I was getting impression it was
- 10:37going to be a next gen game but evidently not so well I guess I mean
- 10:41it'll run on my Xbox so that's good yep and then I can wait until the end of the
- 10:46year and buy the new one but yeah it's just I I was just surprised that's
- 10:50all I think a lot of people are surprised with how early it's coming out
- 10:56it's still forever away but I was still expecting 20 long time since they
- 11:00announced it like and I know games take a long time it's just that it normally I
- 11:05I guess it's not normally that long between when they're announced and when
- 11:08they come out and when it is it usually means they're not going to come out like
- 11:11Jude Nick and forever or um yeah was
- 11:16another what was the really famous one that sequel to oh wait is the Last
- 11:22Guardian the last guardan eventually came out remember and that wasn't very
- 11:26good Final Fantasy 15 was like 10 15 years the making or something crap is
- 11:31that true ridiculous like that yeah I think I think so that was like that was
- 11:35one of those games oh Kingdom Hearts 3 oh yeah there you go is Final Fantasy 15
- 11:41good I enjoyed it but I like those types of games I don't know what those types of
- 11:46games means anymore because they Chang the way the Final Fantasy games work
- 11:51yeah I do miss the whole like the combat style now it is a bit more fle free
- 11:56flowing and I don't I I don't know I do miss and I'm like maybe I would like
- 12:00these new ones cuz I think I got I think I got burnt out on that that kind of
- 12:05style of game so well now it's more it's easier to play these games because uh
- 12:11with time so those when you're playing like Final Fantasy 7 and stuff and you got to
- 12:17wait for your combat to the combat takes forever so this just sort of speeds it
- 12:20up and feels like you're playing more of a game yeah right okay much better than
- 12:2512 where you didn't actually have to push a button to play
- 12:31that's stupid that was seriously like you set up you you set up orbs which how
- 12:36your characters will fight and then when their power raises up they'll just
- 12:39attack however they're set up to attack and that's all you had to do sit back
- 12:44didn't have to move change the thing oh it's perfect for you though you can play
- 12:47something else while you're playing it yeah multitasking sounds like the Final
- 12:54Fantasy version of Roid
- 12:58Rage well they well they also gave an uh um they also gave a release date for
- 13:04Final Fantasy 7 the Remake oh yeah yeah which I mean I I don't have a
- 13:09PlayStation and I'm probably not going to get one so will you be getting one
- 13:12for this Luke no no it's it's going to come out on Xbox oh you think yep I'll
- 13:17put money on it actually that would I mean that would be very smart over them
- 13:20to do that actually I'm just really hoping because I'm not going to go and
- 13:24buy a PlayStation 4 and I really want to play this game is it going to be as good as the
- 13:31the first time you played the original Final Fantasy 7 do you think no all
- 13:37right good then we agree y I'm playing through the original at the moment as
- 13:44well yeah cuz they just re-released it on the Xbox it looks a little janky I
- 13:48don't know if I can do it the one thing I like about is you can speed up time oh
- 13:53yeah so when you get to the part of the game where you just need to grind to get
- 13:57stronger yeah yeah speed that up three times that's one of
- 14:01the best features of uh Bravely Default the
- 14:053DS you know jrpg game you can just push
- 14:09the speed up and blast through the fights then again what's I don't know
- 14:14it's kind of that that comes back to your thing about Final Fantasy 12 though
- 14:17where you're just sitting there watching them do things right yeah but that's
- 14:22during the grindy be that's fine all right fair enough I can change for I'm
- 14:28I'm I'm a strange person I'm hard to work out I don't understand myself half
- 14:31the time I noticed speaking of Witcher Witcher 3 is coming to switch which must
- 14:38be quite a terrifying Prospect for you Matt because it m means that whatever
- 14:43little free time you once had is gone so we might as well not talk about any
- 14:48other games because you're not going to play them cuz when you've got The
- 14:50Witcher on your switch you you're just going to be playing that oh my S knows
- 14:55it yeah your switcher [ __ ] I can't believe that they've done this you can
- 14:59play me at work whoa it's so weird that they were able
- 15:04to get it to run on switch I'm I'm the video you know there's some compromises
- 15:07there it doesn't look the same as it does on on my Xbox but I'm so surprised
- 15:12that they were able to do it but then also like when you're going to be
- 15:15playing it though you're not going to be playing on a big screen you're going to
- 15:19be playing handheld I'm going to guess so you don't actually need to have it
- 15:24yeah exactly well exactly and I I'm like huh I I just I know I was I'm so
- 15:28surprised that they were able to do it and I'm excited to to to try it out I
- 15:32mean like I play Skyrim on the switch and I don't I don't really notice or
- 15:36care that it doesn't look as good as the you know extended edition or whatever it
- 15:40is on my Xbox does it's Skyrim I'm just playing the game so yeah [ __ ] man you
- 15:46know what I'm I'm actually starting to get to a stage where and I was actually
- 15:49even thinking about this when they've announced the Scarlet um I'm not
- 15:52actually concerned too much about Graphics as much anymore right and one
- 15:57of the great things I they was saying about the Scarlet which yes it's going
- 16:00to be more powerful they're saying like they're aiming to get rid of load times
- 16:04yeah and I'm sort of at that stage where yeah I don't really Graphics are fine if
- 16:07they don't get better now I'm happy they can stay as they are but you just get
- 16:11let it load faster I think there's a point of diminishing returns with
- 16:15graphics and we've HD it like I remember when new games used to look clearly
- 16:20better than old games whereas that hasn't happened in a very long time for
- 16:23me like yeah in in my head like you're talking about you know things not
- 16:27looking quite as good on the switch as they do you know on the Xbox I have this
- 16:32thing where every time I play a new game on the Xbox I think that's what games
- 16:35always look like yeah sure yeah no I I
- 16:39remember games more generously than they actually look when I think back on it's
- 16:45great when you go back and replay something you really yeah like I
- 16:49remember we talked the other week about into the Eagles Nest on the commo 64 luk
- 16:53and I I think discussed it and I in my memory that was a really beautiful
- 16:5964 game and I look at screenshots of it I'm like [ __ ] me that's what that looked
- 17:03like and I thought that was amazing like I'm think like Tator I'm go look at old
- 17:08Tator s like I used to beat off to this I never did I just wanted to say
- 17:15that joke it's fine that's the story I'm going with you could just oh look
- 17:18speaking of beating off can I segue just for a tiny bit just to give some fall up
- 17:25yeah so can't say no to that five six years on this podcast we had a
- 17:31discussion about whether or not the uh the Apollo Astronauts would have jerked
- 17:35off on the Moon yes right so I was at lunch today with some friends and and I
- 17:42something came up and I mentioned something about jerking off on the moon
- 17:45and a friend of mine said oh actually I've I've done a lot of research into
- 17:50this and uh it turns out he's really [ __ ] looked into it and it is near it
- 17:56is near impossible because of the gravity or lack thereof to get an
- 18:00erection in space what what
- 18:07so [ __ ] sense to me I'm huh the blood
- 18:13just can't collect yeah just can't exactly Jesus now I don't know if that
- 18:18means if you get an erection on Earth and somehow maintain it during your
- 18:23launch uh going to assume when you're getting launched to I usually maintain
- 18:28my through my launch yeah mhm
- 18:33mhm but I mean this doesn't bode well for that space porno they were going to
- 18:37make no no not at all well evidentially they they've already tried to make a uh
- 18:42a space porno in the Gravitron and it went horribly
- 18:49arai I don't want to know no a good time was had by
- 18:54none can't jerk off on the moon is what you're telling me well the the moon has
- 18:58some gravity yeah yeah just not enough to jerk off is that what we're saying is
- 19:04that what we're I think that's what the consensus is but then again you know I'm
- 19:07no expert what about Mars Mars has do Mars have stronger gravity remember I'm
- 19:12going to Mars I I want to be able to get hard up there MH so that when you're the
- 19:17last person alive up there you can just be jerking off into Infinity yep I don't
- 19:23know how gravity works it's to do with the mass of the planet I think it's to
- 19:27do with how sexy a planet planet is and maybe that's got something to do with
- 19:30why people can't get erect on the moon it's just not a sexy space rock is it
- 19:34you know well hold on we've only had men
- 19:36walk on the moon correct uh and so maybe just all of the men who walked on the
- 19:42moon were all heterosexual so they had sort of no reason to do it no you're
- 19:48right I mean like if the three of us went up on the moon you know and I
- 19:51called across you hey guys should we all jerk off you'd probably be like well no
- 19:56I was going to now You' brought it up yeah it's weird if we're looking at each
- 19:59no what's weird if is if we the three of us go to the moon and we don't because
- 20:04we [ __ ] talked about it so much I know we're obliged to at this point
- 20:08surely we wouldn't talk about it at the time like it's like that's your [ __ ]
- 20:12quarter of the Moon that's yours over there just give each other the nod it's
- 20:16time guys I'm sorry guys I I don't know if this comes as a shock to you and I
- 20:21don't want to spoil our friendship but I don't want to masturbate in front of you
- 20:23too is that okay I I'm I'm okay with that okay I think as long as we got that
- 20:29cleared up well I'll be too busy playing The Witcher 3 on my switch on the Move yeah
- 20:36still just waiting on them to bring Xbox achievements to the switch Yeah they
- 20:40didn't mention that at the uh no I've got a little bit of a shock over that
- 20:43that they're doing it or that they didn't mention it I don't know it's sort
- 20:45of one of those things it's a strange stage for them to announce it cuz it's
- 20:48sort of advertising a different product yes so yeah
- 20:54but oh when I was saying like gears pop and mobile games I think all audiences
- 21:00now for like it happened with Diablo when they announc it this is not the
- 21:04place to announce mobile games cuz that's not what these people are here
- 21:07for that gear pop game I was like what are you doing I've been playing it have
- 21:12you of course you have of course you have and how is it it's just like any
- 21:18other mobile game out there kept my intros for about 5 minutes and then that
- 21:22was it Clash Royale or whatever yeah it's ex it's it's that yeah not we don't
- 21:26care about mobile games when you going to E3 or games con or anything like that
- 21:31you got hardcore fans that want your actual games I I tried again cuz I was
- 21:37like let me give it another shot just to see and uh it's just there's nothing
- 21:42there it's just not interesting I installed it it said I had to create an
- 21:46account and then I got bored well they said uh recently
- 21:51Bethesda uh so they didn't they didn't
- 21:55announce much Bethesda right no all of stuff that we sort of already knew like
- 22:00a Wolfenstein Doom uh they didn't show still the new
- 22:07space one yeah they didn't show still supporting four that
- 22:1176 yeah so I was going to say that there was recently an interview with Todd
- 22:14Howard where he said that they knew it was going to be a bit [ __ ] well this is
- 22:18I think this is not what he was trying to say this is what everyone took away
- 22:20from it is that he said they knew it was going to be a bit [ __ ] but they put they
- 22:23like we'll put it out we'll fix it later and everyone's like well that's not
- 22:28right but I think what he meant was that that these games have to be kind of
- 22:33shaped by the players in a way I think he said like I they knew they were going
- 22:38to get bad feedback from the fans cuz it's not the game yeah so they wanted to
- 22:42just put it out there let people climatize to it and figure out what they
- 22:45want to do right yeah yeah but yeah it's too late because we get a good game
- 22:50coming out that is the game we wanted yes oh uh the outer Worlds the
- 22:56outer worlds yeah which is basically a bit like Fallout made by the people who
- 23:01made the original Fallout and also Fallout New Vegas so yeah this is the
- 23:05game we want it looks interesting it's got that same humor it's got a little
- 23:09bit of an odd look I got to say you mean that like slightly cartoony look yeah
- 23:15yeah it's just it's a little odd to me but I mean I'm going to play it and I'm
- 23:18sure it's fine it's just I was watching the Clips and I was like looks a little
- 23:22odd why don't you stop thinking because in your head you're going this is you're
- 23:27sort of comparing it EXA directly to Fallout that's where you naturally tend
- 23:31to go and that's they can't make a Fallout game oh I feel like Fallout 4
- 23:35has the same sort of thing that I'm talking about where it's just like I've
- 23:40been playing a bit of Fallout 4 it's no Fallout 3 which is no Fallout New Vegas in my
- 23:46opinion Yeah well yeah sure but like imagine remember back right when all
- 23:52you'd played was Fallout 2 right sure yeah yeah yeah and now you're playing
- 23:57Fallout 3 you're like [ __ ] me yeah and I remember yeah when Fallout 3 came out
- 24:03[ __ ] man I remember not being excited for Fallout 3 cuz I'm going it's a first
- 24:06person shooter this isn't the game I really won no I knew it was going to
- 24:10going to be [ __ ] Oblivion with Fallout and I was like [ __ ] yes amazing
- 24:17cuz I loved Oblivion I'm one of those people few people that likes Oblivion
- 24:22and then we got four out 76 and people are now finally going to
- 24:27get their bags yes here another bit of followup the canvas bags have finally
- 24:32arrived yeah what a [ __ ] debacle yeah so listeners you may remember that if
- 24:38you pay $200 for the extreme edition of uh fallout 76 it was supposed to come
- 24:43with this uh really cool canvas bag but it didn't came with a basically a
- 24:48plastic shopping bag yep well apparently the new canvas bags
- 24:53are still a bit [ __ ] so of course they are but they they are canvas though
- 24:57they're just [ __ ] canas yeah right the least quality
- 25:02canvas they could find but they are canvas which legally absolves them yeah
- 25:08that's right I'm so happy um I'm happy I didn't get the get get it but I'm also a
- 25:13little upset cuz I would bet you would have liked the helmet yeah the Brotherhood of Steel
- 25:18helmet was it yeah sure you can find one somewh in etsy's probably 3D printed one
- 25:24those Doom helmets that that you can get with doom Eternal look pretty sick sick
- 25:29I've sort of gone away from getting Collector's Editions though yeah oh yeah
- 25:33yeah I I used to get them all the time but then you sort of get to an age where
- 25:36it's just I don't really need the statue of the
- 25:41Joker yep oh I remember the last one I was really tempted by was that Blu-ray
- 25:46release of Terminator 2 that came with the [ __ ] arm the head the oh the arm
- 25:51no the one with the arm the the head uh Alien that they all came in the head
- 25:55right yeah that was [ __ ] sick yeah yeah that one I would have bought
- 26:00although there is I will be getting a collector edition of one game that's
- 26:04going to come out next year go on Halo yeah I'm going to get the well
- 26:10there'll be cuz that's that was the big
- 26:12news that uh oh what's the new Xbox called Scarlet Scarlet yes don't know
- 26:19why yeah don't know why had a blank there um that's going to launch with
- 26:21Halo infinite so that's going to be like the big one and there will be some huge
- 26:26collector's edition and I'll just get that I rolled my eyes with the name Halo
- 26:32infinite we could hear it I could actually hear your eyes
- 26:36rolling I just sound like a cement it's not for everyone but I just
- 26:42the name the name is just like oh come on as if you're not going to make any
- 26:45more see why why would you name it something like that cuz then you set a
- 26:48preceded for like like why just call it Halo 6 call it what it is well well
- 26:53that's they just want to get away from the number title and I think that's a
- 26:57good thing I think once you get to a certain number you need to go away from
- 27:00the number just keep making them yeah guys I agree because we're talking about
- 27:04Final Fantasy 15 here now a clearly the first one was not the Final Fantasy okay
- 27:10there were many many more fantasies secondly there's more of them than rocky
- 27:13like it's ridiculous we started make we made jokes about how theyve they've made
- 27:17sequels to the [ __ ] numbered ones too so you got yeah 12 102 it's like [ __ ]
- 27:21what are you doing yeah yeah I think 12 had like
- 27:25three g games you can get well Seven's already got a ton of games just on its
- 27:31own yeah and then there's also like the small tactics and the Crystal Caverns or
- 27:37something speaking of tactics uh Dark
- 27:42Crystal game age of resistance tactics Final Fantasy Tactics Dark Crystal you
- 27:47have my attention I didn't actually see this one I don't know that they showed
- 27:51any footage I've only seen screenshots uh but I like Final Fantasy
- 27:56Tactics or I liked it when I was younger uh haven't played in a while so
- 28:01I assume I would still like it if I played it and this is uh Dark Crystal so
- 28:05I'll play it yeah because this this is a Nintendo one isn't it yes yeah yeah so I
- 28:10haven't actually watched the Nintendo [ __ ] man Nintendo I'm not blasted out a
- 28:14bunch of stuff uh Witcher three was the main one that that caught my eye but
- 28:19there's uh Luigi's Mansion 3 which looks really cool Luigi manions cool series of
- 28:23games breath of the wild to yeah sequel to breath of the wild which I guess is
- 28:27EXC exting For You Luke since you hate the first one you're that one person
- 28:32that thinks it's a [ __ ] game I don't know how I'm the only one that's that
- 28:37thinks it's [ __ ] it's a terrible game I don't understand what's terrible about
- 28:42it and no biggest thing it just comes down to the fighting
- 28:47where in games even when games like when you upgrade and get better weapons I
- 28:51still only like use one until I decide to swap this one you have to go into
- 28:55battle with like six weapons cuz they're all going to break on you mhm and that
- 28:58just annoys me until you get the master sword then then I can just use the one
- 29:03sword for the rest of the game I'm pretty sure I hav why no one told me
- 29:08this how do I get the master sword I need this I might play it again now
- 29:14godamn you're play it for a bit to get the master sword but because you got to
- 29:18prove that you're worthy but then once you once you're worthy you can just pull
- 29:22it from the the stone in the forest talum unworthy like I bet I beat the
- 29:27other ones they don't listen little Kiri
- 29:29guys no you got to convince them
- 29:36listen it's a good game man I don't know I don't know what you're on about D like
- 29:41it but he doesn't have a switch no so not Nintendo man it's not going to
- 29:44happen I think I'm next year or I'm going to have to go back to E3 though oh
- 29:49yeah it's sort of I wish were there my [ __ ] a friend from uh M from uh city
- 29:54project Reds been was there the whole time sh [ __ ] cyber punk I can't
- 29:56believe I didn't go yeah like it's s of like now I've actually been and
- 30:01experienced it in person even though I went to like ho and watch on the big
- 30:05screen with lots of other people it's still you're just missing out on that
- 30:09atmosphere that's in there oh yeah I'm sure with everyone being excited
- 30:14and I know other nerds everyone got to see the
- 30:19[ __ ] cuz I were showing cyberp Punk gameplay to you know in M little
- 30:24presentations we could have done that GH well that that's the type of stuff I
- 30:28don't actually like going to see oh I I like doing that that's how we saw
- 30:33vampire that way i' like to city project red uh I saw Witcher like that at uh
- 30:39Wier 3 like that at uh uh [ __ ] can't remember some of
- 30:45somewhere yeah did you see um EA's
- 30:49presentation no where they sort of just skipped over
- 30:54Anthem yeah no I think we talked about that already cuz the only thing that I
- 30:58saw that caught my attention was the the new Star Wars game and then I was like
- 31:02oh I don't know that I care about it it's yeah it's not the free room yeah we
- 31:06did yeah it looks all right uh Ubisoft
- 31:09announced uh was it Watch Dog 3 oh yeah Watch Dogs Legion they're getting away
- 31:16from the numbers too numbers as well I think it's a good idea to get away from
- 31:19numbers but yeah I don't know it's sort of weird cuz Watch Dogs the first one
- 31:24wasn't really that well liked the second one m was better but I don't think it
- 31:29sort of did that well either yeah I liked the first one a bit I played it
- 31:34quite a lot actually uh but just couldn't get into it same as well the
- 31:39same as all the other Ubisoft games after a while it becomes obvious that
- 31:42I'm just going to be doing the same thing over and over again yeah once you
- 31:45work out the formula of their games it's pretty much the same especially with
- 31:48Watch Dogs it was very much okay I go on the battle I kill guys here I progress
- 31:52forward we stop again I kill more guys here and yeah I do like more the
- 31:57exploring the type of stuff like that Ghost Recon wildlands I really like that
- 32:01game but I can't play a lot of it because it's just the same [ __ ] over and over
- 32:06again but so's The Witcher I guess I shouldn't be
- 32:10complaining yeah that all games are exactly the same yeah it's just how how
- 32:15long I can do that the same thing over and over again I guess is the cuz I've
- 32:18been playing through Borderlands one and two and Matt I'm going to recommend that
- 32:21you either hurry up and finish the Borderlands the DLC with Tiny Tina now
- 32:28because you need to have Borderland is one of those games that you need a break
- 32:31from before you play the next one oh yeah Fair Point CU Borderland is very
- 32:35much one of those after a while you're playing yourself yep I got to go do
- 32:38missions and you're just wandering around completing missions becomes a
- 32:41little bit of a chore at some stage yeah and so with you need a break between I
- 32:46actually also found out with Tomb Raider well we I mean we because Jenna and I
- 32:50are playing it together so it's we hav play it that of in fact it's been a
- 32:53couple weeks since we played it at all maybe today might because I'm looking
- 32:56outside right now it's rain raining so maybe today will be a day that we play
- 32:59some more but yeah Fair Point uh there's a new bridging DLC for
- 33:05uh yes I've got that installed I haven't started it yet you can create a level 30
- 33:11character to get straight into it which is pretty neat
- 33:14feature uh so that Bridges the the story between two and
- 33:19three uh that one I think Borderlands 3 W best of e3 from a couple of places so
- 33:25I guess people are liking it so that's a good sign well a judge of that
- 33:28everyone's still angry at Randy Pitchford though well why they angry at
- 33:31him now same reason oh same yeah same reasons he's just he's just argues with
- 33:36people a little too much I think on Twitter he should just probably leave it
- 33:40alone and stop looking at kitty porn on leaving leaving on USB sticks at uh
- 33:47Medieval Times don't do that anymore allegedly hey M can I just say real
- 33:52quickly just talking about Kitty porn on USB drives um all right all right do you
- 33:59know what's happening with Alex Jones right now no all I know is that I saw in the
- 34:04news today Alex Jones says hackers put that child pornography on his hard drive
- 34:09and I thought to myself I need to remind myself to come back and read this oh
- 34:14God Alex Jones yeah he's offering $1 million reward to find the hackers who
- 34:20put the Char porn on his service yeah and he's $5 million for the guy who
- 34:25could um hack him into him and and and and jerk off to it so you
- 34:32know oh dear planted childn on en forc
- 34:38look I I don't know what to believe as far as Alex Jones goes but like it's
- 34:43actually I mean it's possible that someone did do that to him CU he's not
- 34:48the most popular guy so this is tough I
- 34:52guess like cuz if someone was going to you know if if if hackers wanted to
- 34:58[ __ ] with somebody Alex Jones is a pretty good Target you know it's a bit
- 35:02scary that that is is true that hackers could do something like that to people
- 35:07of course they could it's like a reverse the
- 35:09fening yeah yeah [ __ ] Alex do not want I
- 35:14listened to just out of curiosity morbid curiosity I listened to Alex Jones on
- 35:19Joe Rogan oh he's a [ __ ] Maniac yeah
- 35:23he I don't know how anybody listens to
- 35:26him and think hm yeah that makes sense
- 35:30like nothing he makes any sense to me the only people I know who listen to him
- 35:35are people who listen ironically like you Matt so can I just read out this
- 35:39quote please say I pray for divine intervention against the powers of Satan
- 35:45I literally would never have sex with children I don't like having sex with
- 35:49children I would never have sex with children I'm not I'm not a Democrat I'm
- 35:54not a liberal yeah I just tried it didn't enjoy it yeah not for me guys
- 35:59that lied there I don't enjoy it guys why would I have SE with child children
- 36:05when I don't enjoy it I've gone on the record of saying I really didn't like it
- 36:10yeah did nothing for me oh God it was like trying to get
- 36:16erect on the moon okay it just wasn't
- 36:21oh uh a very uh very I guess uh it's
- 36:27segue of sorts uh a streamer at E3 Dr
- 36:32disrespect has been banned for filming in the public restrooms I think
- 36:37primarily the reason is that there was a child in the restroom at the time uh I I
- 36:42don't think I think that's part of it I think it's also CU I was reading this as
- 36:45well it's not just a child just because of a child because there were a lot of
- 36:48people in the men's bathroom and that's one of those places where yeah it's sort
- 36:52of I don't expect to be live stream when I'm peeing yeah yeah but one of these
- 36:57things how long he gets banned for it won't be long yeah they haven't said yet
- 37:01right he just it's the issue with a lot of the big streamers is
- 37:06Twitch while they have to be seen to enforcing their rules if you've got
- 37:10someone that's bringing a lot of people to the site you don't really want to ban
- 37:14them forever well it's you're literally cutting off Revenue so yeah don't film
- 37:18people in bathrooms yes well I mean he wasn't filming people he was filming
- 37:25himself and people were there which I mean same thing but also different
- 37:29intent I guess like I I assume he didn't he just didn't think but I think when
- 37:33you're hiding in the bathroom if you're doing something that you have to hide in
- 37:36a bathroom you already know you're not supposed to be doing it well no no they
- 37:40weren't hiding in a bathroom they were being open about it yeah but you're not
- 37:43supposed to stream from E3 at all right oh actually I don't know about that no I
- 37:48think you are these days I'm not sure all the stuff that's behind cuz they
- 37:53they they it's all advertising it's great thing I think it's more so they
- 37:57put a lot of stuff behind doors like the Cyber Punk stuff like no no one was
- 38:02allowed to stream anything from in there the actual event people are recording
- 38:05everywhere I think he was just doing it as a gag he was going he went into a few
- 38:10restrooms I think right and he was he's one of the like the name says it all
- 38:15doct disrespectful like he's edgy and likes to offend people that's sort of
- 38:21his thing he's the James gun of e3 previously I wouldn't go that far
- 38:28so well he's banned for a indetermined undetermined amount of time at this
- 38:33point I think I hav said how long two weeks tops
- 38:38yeah yeah we'll see but yeah I I I said I think he he he went in and he had his
- 38:44cameraman follow him and as they were filming him they also filmed other
- 38:48people including a child other people yeah so and twitch pretty quickly and
- 38:52that's how the child pornography got on my hard drive you're
- 38:57yeah e thre they announced an Avengers game that looks pretty neat uh have you
- 39:02seen everyone's upset with it though oh cuz they don't look the same who cares
- 39:06yeah I don't know guys I I like the Avengers movies but I've never thought
- 39:10to myself I want to play an Avengers game just give me an Iron Man game where
- 39:14I can fly around as Iron Man take the flying bit from Anthem and put make an
- 39:19Iron Man game out of it make me Iron Man I I just like why is there not a game of
- 39:25that give me more open world games yes well that's an open world game where I'm
- 39:31[ __ ] Iron Man not [ __ ] Iron Man that I sure whatever why not as long as
- 39:36I can borrow the suit afterwards why not that's the DLC hold on hold on that's a
- 39:40that's a good little uh that's a good little little question to ask if Tony
- 39:45Stark walked up to you and said got an Iron Man suit it's in your size and it's
- 39:49in Black Matt you'd love it but I want to [ __ ] you
- 39:56okay oh I'll let I'll let him [ __ ] M
- 40:02interesting am I am I am I married in this scenario you're exactly yourself
- 40:07right now you're you in fact you you're allowed to you're allowed to ring Jenner
- 40:11and and ask her and she said look I mean I'm going to stay out of it this is this is your
- 40:15thing sure if you want to [ __ ] Tony Stark No No I don't want to [ __ ] Tony
- 40:20Stark honey I want the Iron Man suit yeah and to be clear
- 40:24he yeah exactly it's a business transaction of anything it's a it's a
- 40:30new suit doesn't exist yet so it's not like Mark one or anything no it's
- 40:34basically it's basically like what he gave Spider-Man you know what I mean
- 40:37it's just a suit that literally does whatever you think of at the time I'd
- 40:40have to seriously consider it I'll be honest yeah have to seriously consider
- 40:44it it's pretty compelling I would do
- 40:48it know I'm just not not for I'm just think the only thing I really like about
- 40:53is travel cuz you can fly around the world in that thing so imagine just like
- 40:57I want to go overseas on a trip instead of having to go to the airport get on a
- 41:01plane be cramped in I just fly is is the
- 41:05armor like somehow like neurologically controlled or do you have
- 41:12to move your limbs I guess what I'm saying Luke is those legs might be
- 41:15really [ __ ] hard to lift oo I think it I don't think it's or it could be
- 41:21like the me where like you control it from some controls from a from a panel
- 41:27or with your mind it's connected to your it might actually be easier than not
- 41:31having it on for you I'm trying to think how how they show it working I actually
- 41:35re rewatched Iron Man one and two recently yeah I watched Iron Man one
- 41:41recently too [ __ ] Iron Man one is great yeah IR man one is fantastic and yeah I
- 41:48feel like he moves them oh no well the first
- 41:52suit is hydraulic right from memory hydraulic okay isn't it like I mean it's
- 41:57controlled he's got controls for it but it's hydraulic the way that the you know
- 42:02the the mechanism he's got he's got a lot of pistons and [ __ ] going on in
- 42:05there I think in the first one and then the mark 2 or Mark 4 or whatever the
- 42:09[ __ ] it ends up being I don't know it must be powered cuz it'd be heavy super
- 42:15got yeah superhero heavy well he's not he's not even in good shape you know
- 42:20what I mean by the end no like he's no fat Thor but but like Tony stops stops
- 42:26trying at a c he got the dead B yeah he really did I love it look before we move
- 42:32on just speaking of you rewatching things Matt you rewatched dark city yeah
- 42:37I did and uh how does it stack up so I
- 42:42was having ruus SE reward withdrawals because I've run out of man in the High
- 42:47Castle to watch and it just really made me think back on one of my favorite
- 42:51movies for my teenage years dark city that I saw several times at the theater
- 42:55and I hadn't seen a long time so I I watched the director cut of it last
- 42:58night yeah it's one of the best [ __ ] movies ever yeah man great movie it's so
- 43:03good so good [ __ ] love it no no complaints no good I was uh I was
- 43:08worried for a second that you were going to say i' had lost something over the
- 43:12years no and I was going to have to fight but in fact no the end of it is
- 43:17was just I was just like [ __ ] yeah man remember the first time I saw this at
- 43:22the theater it just got so much in it that like Teenage me was just it's just
- 43:27a perfect movie you know film Noir science fiction yeah the [ __ ] yeah
- 43:33the girl from home and away's tits yeah the girl from Labyrinth was in
- 43:39it yeah the dude from Rocky Horror uh is hand which I did Richard O'Brien yeah I
- 43:46actually didn't know that obviously but yeah I do yeah I probably didn't know
- 43:50the time either yeah Bruce Spence isn't it if you like Mad Max 2 and every
- 43:57Australian movie yeah the The Matrix he's in The Matrix oh he is in The
- 44:01Matrix you haven't seen it have you luk no I have not I I this just reminded me
- 44:05that I was meant to go put it on the list it's good yeah look I one of the
- 44:09best one of the greatest movies ever made certainly one of the best
- 44:12Australian movies ever made yes all right I I do want to give it a try I
- 44:17just need to sort of find time from the director of The Crow IR robot and and
- 44:24then stop don't list any of these other fields no can can I watch sh while
- 44:30playing a game or should I give my full attention full attention oh it's one of
- 44:35those ones that's like deeply psychological but no but think also
- 44:39watch the director's cut the director's Cut's got I think some a bit I think the
- 44:44director's cut got some more heady stuff that they cut out of the theatrical just
- 44:49sure I've seen the director's cut the director's cut has uh I think probably
- 44:53like an extra 10 15 minutes just put back in throughout where they discuss a
- 44:57little more about the motivations of the The Strangers okay interesting it
- 45:02doesn't have a different ending though does it cuz I it was rumored that he had
- 45:07originally intended a different ending but director I believe is just the same
- 45:11ending the script had a different ending but they never shot it because the
- 45:15studio was like n no yeah Matt I
- 45:19rewatched the a movie that I love and I
- 45:23know you love called Prometheus oh yeah
- 45:27and uh while while I still really enjoy this movie um I think there was a lot of
- 45:34things I overlooked when we first saw it that I was just so excited about that I
- 45:39was like ah it's a bit corny doesn't matter doesn't matter um CU there is a
- 45:44fair bit of it that you really do have to just kind of just go along with be
- 45:49okay with and and forgive forgive along the way like the rolling spaceship
- 45:55and for examp for example I mean playing 100y old man is yeah I know
- 46:02that was weird [ __ ] the weirdest casting in any movie ever I know he
- 46:06doesn't even he shows up as does he ever show up as his young self he doesn't
- 46:10does he shows up his young self in um publicity material that they released
- 46:15ahead of the film but never in the actual movie it's just guy piercing an
- 46:18old man mask they were supposed to the the sequence when David goes in and is
- 46:24talking to him but you never see it in the actual
- 46:27movie shot yeah they shot it where you saw him talking to him on a yacht and it
- 46:34was young him and I think that's why oh interesting I think that's why but then
- 46:39yes you're right it's better without that one thing that I thought had really
- 46:42good old man makeup I recently watched season 3 of True Detective oh yeah cuz season one I
- 46:49really loved I really loved season two I turned off couldn't couldn't get into
- 46:53season 3 is neither here nor there it's an okay crime
- 46:57story uh but it is it is set in three time periods and uh one of them the
- 47:02characters are all very old and uh oh bad okay
- 47:09yeah what did you think Luke I know you've seen a film this week that I want
- 47:13to know about because this film has a [ __ ] fantastic score by Han Zimmer
- 47:19that I've been listening to this week well I'm work pop it on the music is
- 47:23beautiful I know what this might be it's [ __ ] continue to listen to that
- 47:29bother about going any film with a score that good must be a good movie so I'm
- 47:34really excited to see dark Phoenix so on my
- 47:37radar it's so weird I after I watched this movie I turned the Hanner and said
- 47:43I don't know why they made this movie like there there's no reason for it I
- 47:48tell you why money Y is it going to make a lot of money though I don't know
- 47:54anyone who's like guys you want to see dark Phoenix
- 47:58like I they wanted to wrap it up before Marvel took the well Marvel purchased it
- 48:04I guess it didn't actually wrap up anything oh
- 48:09okay it's just sort of a movie that just happened well they already did Dark
- 48:13Phoenix sort of in um yeah they did it in the Last Stand and and they it
- 48:20started in uh X-Men 2 and then in the Last Stand yeah and then the it just
- 48:24happened again and yeah just but no I just there's no substance to the movie
- 48:29at all right don't connect it's yeah I don't yeah this it didn't tie anything up it
- 48:36didn't end the series or anything like that to make way for the new crossover
- 48:41it just it's a nothing thing so I would not waste your time going to see it I
- 48:45feel the last couple of X-Men movies have had
- 48:49nothing necessarily worthwhile about them I'm not talking about so used
- 48:55to um like the Marvel and how everything's continuing is a whole
- 48:59overarching story that you're part of whereas the movies are just but they
- 49:04tried but not well for yeah but for me it's it's the opposite as well I
- 49:08struggle to tell you what events happened in which X-Men movie now
- 49:13because they're just all over the shop like there there's not like you can say
- 49:19see a now I'm thinking about it I that one as well I saw it but it [ __ ] I
- 49:24couldn't tell you what happened in it I mean I could because I've read the
- 49:27[ __ ] Comics but you you know what I mean I I really I'm getting the idea
- 49:31they're just making movies for the sake of making movies they definitely are
- 49:36100% And I don't know why cuz cuz this is by Fox isn't it which yes Disney now
- 49:42owned so it's not like they have to worry about losing the license if they
- 49:44don't make a movie or anything well I mean I think they knew Marvel will now
- 49:51handle the X-Men so this this these X-Men movies have finished I think now
- 49:57yeah I don't think there'll be any more in this I'm okay with that I'm okay with
- 50:00series they'll make there'll be new things now yeah I don't think anyone's
- 50:04too upset about this just make the X-Men cartoon series into movies that's that's
- 50:11all I want that was [ __ ] fantastic Charlie yeah I'm going to have
- 50:17to let him out I think I think he wants to go out give me give me two seconds oh
- 50:21I think maybe he does right buddy yeah to go
- 50:27we um weird we cut his balls off this
- 50:31week so just at home in home he's not happy with procedure he not feeling his
- 50:36best feeling his best [ __ ] de's still asleep hey does de have like a a brother
- 50:42or have you gone stri sand on me Matt uh does he have a brother uh I've seen
- 50:48pictures of decad either next to a mirror or next to a clone is there a dog
- 50:53in your life that looks like decad no uh he has a a technically it's his uncle
- 50:58who is about 6 months younger than him that Jenna's parents got who is actually
- 51:03a golden doodle who all right uh so there is another dog in the
- 51:09mix that he plays with a lot a little black uh golden doodle is that I I
- 51:15wouldn't have I wouldn't have picked black golden doodle but um interesting
- 51:19on his uh on his Instagram on Dead's Instagram remember on his Instagram or
- 51:24whether it was on Jenna's Instagram or or yours but at some point I thought to
- 51:28myself huh there's two of them have you actually maybe thinking of
- 51:34Hannah's parents dog Hannah's parents do
- 51:37have a pretty cute La black labradoodle
- 51:42I'm looking at a photo now on Dead's Instagram of him with his uncle Griffin
- 51:47and they do look quite similar in this particular photo okay that could be what
- 51:51it is he's still in bed I uh asked him if he wanted to go out and he
- 51:55went be and I went all right fine uh it's like Watson when I get up and out
- 52:01of bed she just looks at me going you're an idiot it's nice and warm in here and
- 52:04then I'll come home from work and she'll be in the same spot pretty sure that's
- 52:08how H feels anytime for some reason she's working and I'm not because she'll
- 52:13leave and I'll be on the couch playing Xbox and then she'll get home and I'll
- 52:17be like yeah 10 minutes before you came home I decided to play a bit more
- 52:23Xbox I've been playing for for a little bit this week [ __ ] that game's a Time
- 52:27burglar I played it for about 3 hours yesterday afternoon just cuz I had a
- 52:31little bit of time and I didn't do anything during that time I literally
- 52:35just looked for items that I needed to
- 52:39mod my gun that's all I did well I fun
- 52:43but yeah yeah no well that's the thing it that they it is fun and that's the
- 52:48problem is it's like you like oh I didn't do anything I still had fun how
- 52:52does that work yeah but it's not like it's not like a movie where you can go
- 52:56look in an hour and a half when the movie finishes I'll go to bed or I'll
- 53:00get up I'll put on pants you know what I mean it's just like yeah infinite
- 53:05especially with games like that like I didn't even play any of the game I
- 53:08didn't interact with other characters I decided I was going to
- 53:11finish the Witcher DLC cuz I never finished uh blood and wine the the final
- 53:17Witcher I Haven one either so I I've been I've been walking around playing
- 53:21gwent for [ __ ] hours and and then realizing I haven't done anything ex
- 53:28you're the game right you're not playing the so much fun even though there's a whole fck
- 53:35gwent game I could just play yeah yeah but trust me it's funner playing it in
- 53:39The Witcher I actually I agree I have played the the gwent Standalone and it's
- 53:43F I get my ass kicked every time well it's a different kind of game because it
- 53:48had to be more balanced the one in the the game in The Witcher 3 is not
- 53:51balanced it's designed to get harder as you progress it's it's it's a single
- 53:56player game basically that's kind of Faking being a a two-player game because
- 54:02you're playing against people in the game World whereas the actual GL game has to be
- 54:07balanced that's why we got uh when we got the expansion we played were you
- 54:13there Luke that that uh Pax o when um when mat was there and we got the the
- 54:19witch I we have actual cards and you brought me the gwent cards right yeah
- 54:25and so and he was saying mind yes and he was saying it's not actually balanced
- 54:29for play it's just you can't really you couldn't have a tournament say like no
- 54:34it's not designed as a actual multiplayer game yeah interesting then they made it
- 54:39one y speaking of blood and wine um and
- 54:45this might be something that probably belongs in the Afterparty but did you
- 54:50guys see that there's a new perfume out that smells like semen and is inspired
- 54:55by the AIDS epid of the 1980s I am very
- 54:58confused by this uh because a who wants
- 55:03to smell like SE and B why do I want to wear something that was inspired by the
- 55:08AIDS epidemic even if it if I did enjoy the
- 55:12smell of AIDS of AIDS of of yeah AIDS
- 55:16infested semen yeah yeah um apparently
- 55:20it smells uh it smells like Sean uh
- 55:24salty and uh uh and also has nodes of
- 55:28blood and sweat and saliva that's [ __ ] weird
- 55:34what now is are they just trying to I don't know what are they trying to do
- 55:39with it is this just a product that they want to sell to make money of or they
- 55:42try awareness yeah I look it certainly does seem like one of those uh you know
- 55:47just performance art pieces but this is a real product that you can really buy
- 55:51the name of the perfume is called secretions magnific y sounds like a
- 55:57perfume so I guess we pick some of that up in Paris when we're there yeah but uh
- 56:01the creator of the perfume said that he he wanted something to remind himself of the
- 56:06smells uh that he was smelling uh whilst
- 56:10having sex in the80s and fearing AIDS so
- 56:15I don't know why you would want that but uh yeah fair enough that now exists they
- 56:20they have come out admitted that not many people like the product but they've
- 56:24said they actually selling quite a bit because people are buying it out of
- 56:29sheer morbid curiosity is there a link to buy it oh God you going to review it
- 56:35maybe one thing I um find interesting there's these reviews from uh
- 56:42fragrantica a website uh where people review perfumes and this woman has this
- 56:48[ __ ] intense review of perfume and it's like I don't I guess I just don't
- 56:53appreciate perfume the way some people do like well she's got got like you know
- 56:58after 30 minutes how it's a little the the the smell changes and then after 3
- 57:02hours it shifts a little bit and it's got a hits of this and that and after 3
- 57:06and 1 half hours some creamy coconut appeared in the scent and it's just like
- 57:10[ __ ] man what the that's interesting I I think they all most of them smell the
- 57:15same honestly yeah yeah well CU mostly you just smell links I think in
- 57:22Australia yeah that's true and um what's what's that one smell like an Xbox one
- 57:27that every girl smelled like in high school uh impulse oh impulse oh yes but
- 57:34I was in uh I was in Tiana last week in high school oh ck1 yeah my high school
- 57:40girlfriend W it too I was in uh high was in high school [ __ ] I was in Tiana
- 57:45last week with friend of the show Brian Moses and um yes I saw how is he we he's
- 57:50good he's good he's good we uh we drove down to to Mexico and uh that's [ __ ]
- 57:55awesome and did a shoot and it was fun and we had uh we had dinner one night
- 58:00and uh the waiter is you know serving us and then he leaned in and just said to
- 58:05Brian Senor you smell so
- 58:09good and and and we were all like what the actual [ __ ] and Brian was like no
- 58:15thanks mate thanks turned to us and said happens all the time since I started
- 58:18wearing this new colog so Brian just has a clone that total strangers will just
- 58:24stop I can't remember what it is I'll have to to find out come on I'll put it
- 58:27in the notes I was going to say we all need to get on the on the the yeah I
- 58:33mean if you want if you want strange men to think you smell good then this is the
- 58:37way oh just just men uh I think well certainly in my experience it was just
- 58:42men that U that brought it up but maybe everyone fair enough whatever I couldn't
- 58:47smell it I I got up real close to guys real close and I couldn't smell a
- 58:53goddamn thing yeah
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- 59:34speaking of uh things that smell like blood and sweat and semen I think it's
- 59:41about time for the after part it's just what it smells like in there that's all
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