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TWR Wednesday | Remember, Remember, The 1st of November · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  with Sam Whitfield. Good evening, ladies and
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  gentlemen, and welcome to the Wednesday edition of the
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  Whitfield Report. I am host Sam Whitfield,
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  broadcasting live here from South Florida.
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  Happy November, everyone. Hope everyone had a good show.
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  We were going to do a show on Monday, but.
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  As it turns out, well, we actually did record one, or
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  tried to. Max joined me on the Monday show
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  and we recorded it. It actually went about like 5
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  hours long. Longest podcast we've done, but
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  then for what reason? Because we were using Riverside,
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  it didn't export properly or whatever.
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  So that's why there was no Monday show, you know?
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  And then yesterday was Halloween, so you know, I
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  didn't, right. Sorry, there was no show on
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  Monday, but here we are. Max is currently, you know,
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  indisposed. He's probably doing something,
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  but he'll join us in a bit. I've got plenty to talk on my
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  own. First and foremost, couple quick
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  announcements before we dive into the show tonight and we
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  have a lot to cover. But I do want to thank the
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  audience of this program and also the people who have
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  purchased my book Shadows of Deception.
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  A thrill. I know I promote this every
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  episode since it came out, but you know I there is a milestone
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  that I've hit with this book as of this past weekend.
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  Weekend I did some calculations and Long story short.
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  We have sold 50 copies of Shadows of Deception on Amazon,
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  about 40 paperback copies of which I'm holding right here for
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  those of you watching, and then ten of those are on the Kindle
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  edition now. That's not 50 in one month we're
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  not that good, but 50 copies since the July 4th release date.
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  And considering that there are, you know, authors with bigger
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  name publishers that don't even hit 12 copies in some cases.
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  You know for a year I I consider this a success that we've sold
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  over 50 copies total. So again thanks to everyone who
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  has purchased the book on Amazon.
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  It really is a you know a milestone.
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  I am working on book two, hopefully to be released later
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  than later this month still. But yeah, just, you know, super
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  proud that I was able to release this.
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  And you know, again, just super grateful for this audience and
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  for everyone who has gone out to, you know, buy the book and
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  support me as an independent author and also to support the
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  show because. We don't, you know, we don't
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  really E back here. I do have some, you know, links
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  for those who would like to donate.
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  But really, you know, I've been pushing this.
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  You know, you buy products, you're going to get a product
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  and you know, I'm very proud of this and can't wait to share the
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  second book with you. So you know.
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  That's a quick little announcement Again, if you
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  haven't gone over to pick up a copy yet, link is in the
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  description for my Amazon author's page.
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  You can go and pick this up in either Paperback or Kindle.
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  Please leave a 5 star rating and review.
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  If you do decide to, you know, purchase the book or just leave
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  review, you know in general. If you feel it warrants 5 stars
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  and we really appreciate you. All right.
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  So I'm going to kind of repeat some stuff that I mentioned on
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  the Monday show. It'll be a repeat for me but
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  since Monday show was. Since Monday's show was actually
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  published, this will be, you know, kind of a new monologue
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  for some of you. But ladies and gentlemen, I I
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  wanted to address something that has been brought to my attention
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  and I've received some criticism for, you know, ridiculous
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  criticism at that, but. You know, since the whole
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  really, in regards to the whole, you know, war with Ukraine and
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  also in regards to this new war with Israel over the past few
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  months, I've made it no secret and same for Max, that we are
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  pretty much kind of anti war on this program now.
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  And. You know I I've been pretty anti
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  war for this past year or so you know for the past few years.
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  But ladies and gentlemen, some of my, you know, some of the neo
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  cons have followed me on Twitter.
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  And just some of my detractors in general have pointed out that
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  I used to be more pro military and more in, in their words like
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  pro intervention, pro war, Hawk. And you know, I'm not going to
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  lie, they are kind of right like I.
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  So one thing that I don't think a lot of people take into
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  consideration is I've been podcasting since I was roughly
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  1314 years old, and when I started podcasting, I was.
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  A young conservative. And I, I kind of, you know, I
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  came up in the bushing in the Bush era of politics and I grew
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  up in the 9/11 11 era. In fact, when I was seven years
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  old in first grade, that was the, you know, I was in first
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  grade in 2001. And you know, although I was
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  pretty young at the time, I do remember seeing the Twin Towers
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  fall. And that was really the event,
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  ladies and gentlemen, that you know, sparked my interest in
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  geopolitics and just kind of politics in general was seeing.
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  You know, the twin towers fall on 9/11.
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  And at the time, and you know, in the following years, I like
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  many Americans, and like many Americans even of my age on both
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  sides, the immediate response of 9/11 was.
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  You know, we needed to find out who perpetrated the attacks on
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  the World Trade Center and who killed 3000 America Americans.
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  And we were going to rain down Hellfire on them because it was
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  the just thing to do, right? So I was.
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  Very pro war in the sense that, you know, it seemed like
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  appropriate revenge for 911. And it also seemed justified
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  going into Iraq and Afghanistan because we were told that, you
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  know, Oh my God, there are weapons of mass destruction.
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  And also, Saddam Hussein is killing his own people.
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  And you know, it's a it's a Holocaust over there.
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  And so we needed to, you know, rid the world of an evil madman
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  like Saddam Hussein and liberate Iraq and liberate Afghanistan
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  and bring democracy to the Middle East.
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  And so there were lots of Americans on both sides who felt
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  that the war was just for several years and really that
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  the people who were opposing the war, that the liberals back
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  then. I won't say all of them, but a
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  lot of them like Sean Penn, most notably.
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  They were anti war, but they weren't like they weren't
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  actually anti war because they were anti war.
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  They were anti war because they hated George W Bush.
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  And so there was like a big trend among the liberals to, you
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  know, pretend to be anti war and bash George W Bush in the
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  process. How do I know this?
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  Because. Because when Barack Obama got
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  into the Oval Office and basically started droning
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  terrorists left and right, all of the critics of Bush, they
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  called him a warmonger and a baby color on the left.
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  Suddenly shut up. When Obama did it, all the
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  people were criticizing Bush for Abu Ghraib on the left, maybe
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  rightly so. We're dead silent when when
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  Obama was committing the same, you know, war crimes.
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  So you know, I still don't cut the left any slack because I,
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  like a lot of liberals, have been like.
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  Ha ha. The Neo Con is you know, finally
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  turning anti war and fuck you guys, you were only an anti war
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  when it was convenient for your, you know, for your side
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  basically. And also like I said when I had,
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  when I had a lot of the, you know, more Neo Con policies,
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  like I was a teenager and it was pretty normal for conservatives
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  to be, you know, more Neo Con because we generally thought.
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  Ladies and gentlemen that we were actually helping out and
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  doing a a good thing and so let me bring Max in here because he
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  has joined us. But good evening, Sir.
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  I just want to give a big shout out to Barack Foo.
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  Yeah. I OK So what happened was I went
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  on like a brawler beat em up kick right and I was nostalgic
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  for old brawler games. I got the new Ninja Turtles
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  game, the Shredder's Revenge DLC.
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  My boy loves that shit. He already like he told me to
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  leave. He like didn't want to even play
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  with me. He wanted he's like he's like
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  done. He's like, I got whatever it is.
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  The fucking. Bunny Samurai and the Ninja
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  girl, which is what he wanted. It was only $8.
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  Interesting enough. I already thought that was the
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  game of the year last year, right?
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  I've said that a million times. It added a thing.
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  It's like they know me personally.
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  It added a. Rogue like mode that's basically
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  endless with all the characters and you can get all kinds of
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  upgrades. I got a little bit addicted to
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  it, but I can't play it because it's on the Xbox Live account,
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  so we could only play it at once.
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  I can sit there and play it with him upstairs, but I tried to
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  come down because he told me to get out because he got his new
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  fucking he. He wanted those extra characters
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  and he didn't know how to get them and see in our day, in our
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  day, there would have been like a secret.
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  Right. Yeah, yeah, cheat codes.
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  And that's what he kind of assumes.
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  Because he's not thinking about money.
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  You know he's 7. Like we talk about, I try to
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  talk about money sometimes. He knows what money is.
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  He knows he never has enough of it.
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  Fair for a kid, right? Yeah, wait.
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  Wait to Max's son. Wait until you.
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  I know you're too young to listen, but wait until you're an
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  adult. Then you'll really feel like you
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  don't have enough money. Yeah, exactly.
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  Exactly. He thinks it's way worse,
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  though. Like they react way worse when
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  they're kids, 'cause you're just used to it.
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  You're just ground down by a fucking life that you know,
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  especially you're ground down by the Biden administration.
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  So, so anyway, I'm and then and then we got my wife got the
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  Harry Potter game on the Steam deck.
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  So I had her playing that, 'cause that's pretty cool.
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  She, she like, grew up on that shit she was marking out.
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  She's popping for, like she got a Hufflepuff and that made her
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  very happy. You and and I gave her this like
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  pep talk speech first, before she even played the game, 'cause
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  I was like, you should just go whatever the fucking hat tells
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  you, 'cause I don't know much about Harry Potter, but I know
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  the hat picks whatever crew you're in, basically like the
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  jocks and the nerds and that kind of thing.
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  Yeah. Every every Harry Potter fan
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  I've ever talked, I even said this to her.
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  Every Harry Potter fan I've ever talked to says they're
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  Hufflepuff. Every.
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  Single one. I I just went with Gryffindor
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  because I was like, that's the one that the normies you.
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  Know well I. I I feel like I guess a guy
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  probably would or Slytherin, but girl, every single girl is
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  Hufflepuff and most guys. You know what's?
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  I don't like. I've never read the books or
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  watched the movies because. I was into, like more hard.
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  I was telling my wife that I was into more hardcore fantasy when
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  they came out, so they seemed like shit.
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  I was reading Conan original, Arthur C Doyle, Conan, and I'd
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  already read The Lord of the Rings like five times.
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  Like the whole. Not just The Hobbit, The Hobbit.
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  There and back again. Long before the 1st fucking
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  films. That was my shit.
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  And then I got up to the D&D shit where it gets kind of
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  hardcore and and then it was Conan Conan's as hardcore as it
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  gets. Oh yeah, So.
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  And some really good stuff. Harry Potter, I get that.
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  It's good, right? But it's meant for younger
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  demographic than I was at, and so it was.
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  It's the same with Pokémon too. A lot of gamers my age.
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  Love Pokémon way the fuck more than I do.
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  That was my brother's thing. Or Power Rangers.
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  But you know what's cool is maybe Power Rangers wasn't my
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  thing, but it was both my younger brother's thing and it
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  was my wife's thing. And it's the boys thing.
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  And it's kind of organic, 'cause they, his cousin had a Power
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  Rangers The Movie DVD, and he would watch that, and then he
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  watched the original. He wanted to watch the
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  Originals. He chose it.
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  He watched some other stuff, too, but he wasn't ever as
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  interested as like that first like three or Four Seasons with
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  the Green Ranger, the guy that's just died recently,
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  unfortunately. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  But it's cool because my my boy, I mean, we're not going to tell
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  him that he's seven. You a celebrity?
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  You like that? You're watching old fucking
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  videos died. Why would you ever even bother
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  broach the subject? He likes the Power Rangers
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  because they fight. No.
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  Well, and and if he and if he and if he's a nerd like.
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  The truth and all that. And and and if he's a nerd like
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  like we are like I don't know how you are but like I'm the
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  type where like when I was like a teenager or no not even to
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  teenage but more like 11-12 and I I like started to get onto the
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  Internet like that was when I started to like you know.
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  Googling about films and actually like reading it like.
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  Yeah, see, right now, all his stuff is kind of controlled,
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  right? Right.
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  Including his screen time is like automatically limited.
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  I have like parental controls on everything because I'm not a
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  boomer and I understand the Internet and I understand myself
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  as young and and I see a lot of it in him, sometimes with his
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  troublemaking ability because it's troublemaking like it.
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  The the penchant for a harmless prank that maybe should be a
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  harmless prank but gets you in trouble anyway.
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  But like, yeah, I see that in him, but he's nicer about.
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  And see, I'm. I'm a bitter old asshole 'cause
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  I came from like a shit hole abusive family, right?
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  Well, like I but like I vowed, I'm not going to make my kid
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  live from a shit hole abusive family, which is, which is
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  actually pretty big of you. Because it it would be really.
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  Easy to break the cycle, right? Right.
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  But. My boy's never done anything to
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  raise my ire to such a degree. He's a good boy.
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  My wife is sitting right next to me.
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  Is he a good boy? Is he getting trimmed?
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  Yeah. I I I heard that.
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  Yeah, he's in a little bit of mischief, but he's.
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  A good boy. Yeah, he's he's well.
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  He's polite. He has manners.
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  Listen, if if if a boy doesn't get into a bit of mischief,
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  mischief every once in a while, that that's also a little kind
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  of. Yeah, but he's like me and
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  that's what worries me because I'm, I'm a but.
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  But Harry, he he at least has avoided years of like violent
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  trauma, right? I can say that.
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  Much. Whatever happens from there and
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  and look, he it's not like he doesn't listen.
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  I'm stern, dude. All it takes is see the reason I
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  say he's never raised my that degree.
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  Dad voiced him. He cries like I hit him.
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  Yeah, no, that's how. That's how my mom That's how my
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  mom was. Worst fucking thing in the world
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  to him. His.
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  Mom doesn't have that. Effect.
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  So a like a little bit. But there's nothing like if I
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  dad voice him. Yeah, yeah.
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  No. But that's also true of grown
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  women. I I was.
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  I was only I was only spanked once or twice and I I it.
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  Was in spankings with me. It was like flat out, just like
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  abuse well. Like.
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  Horrific abuse. So that's why I vowed not to do.
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  Because I know how it feels. And then the whole world seems
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  against you, right? Especially in my case.
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  Like I've I've said this all before.
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  It's not, it's not anything new. My mom worked in the.
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  Emergency services industry, out of a pretty hot, notable
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  position, I would add. And all of the people that
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  worked with her were like fucked up and abused their kids.
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  They, like, had a weird fucking cult of it.
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  And they were friends with all the cops and the firefighters
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  and the people at the hospital and such and such, right?
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  And so if you go cry for help, they're.
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  All. In on it.
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  So I kind of had to fuck the world mentality from early on,
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  and they were all. Liberals.
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  Too. So that kind of me.
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  That's why I the first political thing I ever engaged with.
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  I think I told you this was What's his face running in 1992?
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  Bob Dole. No, that's 96.
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  No, no, Ross. Perot.
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  Ross Perot Yeah, I can't believe I blanked on that, 'cause he,
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  like, influenced me more than anybody he had bought.
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  With his own money for these independent he is.
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  He wasn't Democrat nor Republican.
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  He was just a businessman and he felt he had a message, right?
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  And it was relatable. And that's why at one point he
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  was leading and his message was basically all the shit everybody
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  says now. And for on the right, the Trump.
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  You. Know what I mean, 'cause he
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  ended up starting the Reform Party and Trump was in the
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  Reform Party, so obviously there's overlap there, right?
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  And I saw him when I I was young in 1992 because he bought 8 PMA
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  half hour time slot on like every channel, because he was a
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  presidential candidate and he, he was a billionaire and move
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  into my, you know, unformed young brain.
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  He made perfect sense. He's a businessman and he was
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  talking about we can't keep spending this money and why
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  should we? Go after interests that aren't
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  our own and such and such and the and then we need to at least
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  reform if we don't reform the immigration.
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  He was also against the amnesty thing that Reagan did.
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  Because. We've talked before about
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  Reagan. I can't give Reagan like an
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  unblemished record. He did amnesty.
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  Yeah. No, I can't.
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  I can't either. And.
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  From other scandals that were mostly not his fault, like Iran.
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  Contra wasn't mostly him. He was a doddering old man by
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  that point. Yeah.
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  No, that was that was that was good old Ollie N no.
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  And he did for the right reasons.
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  I'm not even why, but like the the big one was like I say
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  economically, if you were in the middle or the upper class,
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  because we were talking about that, we got a show deleted.
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  Well. Incompetence based censorship.
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  'Cause, they said. We could talk for.
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  Hours on their platform. And that's what we did on
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  Monday. And y'all missed it.
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  Yeah, we no, I no, I was recapping to the I was recapping
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  to the audience because I I had some people DM me, like why was
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  there no Monday show? Oh, there was.
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  You all missed like the best show we've ever done for like 5
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  hours. And I'm not even exaggerating.
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  I'm not. I'm not Like you know how you
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  know how old Max will do A bit. Where he's like, sarcastic.
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  Over the top. And he doesn't really mean what
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  he's saying. And he's kind of an asshole
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  about it. That's not this.
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  We really did. The bangerist ass Whitfield
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  report, at least since my tenure.
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  Minus maybe the fucking few. The really good interviews that
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  he's done we we we did we did we did the longest show in history
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  that will no I was actually kind of recapping some of that.
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  For and you pay. And you pay those people for
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  that service too. No.
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  No, I don't. I don't pay.
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  I don't pay for Riverside. I pay.
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  Thank. God, because they lost the
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  greatest. That that is a bit of lost
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  media. They they are.
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  Off ladies and gentlemen on every single everybody their
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  whatever it was and probably you too.
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  Well I I am kind of, I am kind of recapping some of that
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  because the Neo con because like I was saying like all the all of
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  like the DeSantis dumers here I am now.
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  About, you know, everything. But this time no, no.
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  Yeah. That's the greatest.
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  That's why I can say with full sincerity it was one of the best
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  shows we've ever done and it was raw as fuck and y'all never
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  going to see it. Well, I might Riverside 2.
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  The credit is trying to like recover the files for me and so
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  maybe. Maybe.
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  I don't know if they're ready for it.
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  Yeah, I don't. Maybe it should just stay gone.
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  I'm not even kidding. Maybe.
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  Maybe it'll maybe, maybe it'll get like released like, you
• 27:55
  know, like 10. You know how like rock bands
• 27:57
  release like stuff from From the Ball?
• 27:59
  That's the vault right there. That's the vault when we're both
• 28:02
  dead. We've made it to the biggest the
• 28:05
  Whitfield reports taking over new rush Internet based rush
• 28:09
  right. And I'm I'm I'm your your
• 28:12
  fucking idiot sidekick. And we did this for 30 years.
• 28:17
  We retired fade off into the sunset and that's all they have
• 28:21
  to remember. A spy.
• 28:23
  Well, now I was I I was recapping, basically, because.
• 28:28
  Of. Being.
• 28:29
  Assholes. Especially.
• 28:32
  Especially him man. Well the well, the well, yeah,
• 28:37
  the the the DeSantis, Dumors and the neocons.
• 28:40
  I was basically kind recapping what we covered on Monday with
• 28:45
  they found my old life shows when I was a teenager from when
• 28:49
  I was like I guess more pro, like interventionist in their
• 28:54
  mind. And so I was laying out how like
• 28:58
  there were lots of conservatives who are now anti war who thought
• 29:03
  that like going into Iraq and Afghanistan was a noble.
• 29:10
  It wasn't because we wanted to kill, to just kill like random
• 29:15
  Iraqis. And though that's what happened,
• 29:17
  it was because we actually thought that there was like a
• 29:20
  legit good thing going on there and then like you know like
• 29:27
  everything else that has kind of been revealed to us, we were we
• 29:31
  were lied to. And by the way, I don't like I
• 29:34
  was saying before you came on like all those anti war like
• 29:37
  leftists, a lot of them weren't actually anti war because they
• 29:42
  were more anti Bush masquerading under the flag of anti war but
• 29:47
  and. And they're like they they have
• 29:50
  to see themselves as the poor picked on minority and it's
• 29:53
  tough with Israel. Because like Jews are certainly
• 29:56
  a global minority and and you know for the people that are
• 30:01
  like there's people that are saying free Palestine, the
• 30:03
  people being treated awful there and there's certainly a case to
• 30:07
  be made for both fucking sides argument.
• 30:09
  I've said this a million fucking times at this point, right?
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  But I just happen to fucking honestly take the side of like,
• 30:20
  why can't we try not killing each other?
• 30:24
  Both both of your holy books is based on the same thing and one
• 30:28
  of the few things that they concrete for sure believe all of
• 30:31
  them came directly from God is the 10 commandments and amongst
• 30:36
  those 10 commandments is thou shalt not kill.
• 30:39
  I'm just saying maybe is, is, but you can't have that third
• 30:43
  way because they're like, it's unrealistic and they're mad and
• 30:47
  they deserve better and it's just like, yeah, I.
• 30:49
  I. Agree and like a perfect example
• 30:52
  I was. I spurred out about
• 30:55
  Massachusetts history to to my wife today because I actually
• 30:59
  take it very seriously and it's interesting.
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  And it's I I think in some ways like relevant in terms of like
• 31:05
  the human story. Like, like you, your left is
• 31:08
  shit on Thanksgiving and it's actually a beautiful story.
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  And yes, it involves bloodshed. And that's fucking tragic
• 31:16
  because these two cultures came to this land and like, bro.
• 31:21
  The the I was I was telling her because the relationship is the
• 31:24
  place we went camping was like they're happy hunting grounds
• 31:28
  for a certain point of the year and I can fucking relate.
• 31:31
  It's like if I could just spend the summer down there by the
• 31:34
  water hanging out hunting and cooking food up and and have and
• 31:38
  but they they roamed right and so when the white people got
• 31:42
  there they didn't meet them right away.
• 31:44
  Now they don't the same language, they have completely
• 31:47
  different cultures and world views and.
• 31:50
  Levels of development, of course.
• 31:52
  There was fucking some static and some miscommunications right
• 31:56
  early on between the pilgrims and, yeah, the Massasoit tribe
• 32:01
  specifically. I know people from the Massasoit
• 32:04
  tribe. I like, I'm a nerd and there's a
• 32:06
  lot of history in this area, you know?
• 32:10
  Yeah. Well, the other thing too is we
• 32:12
  tend to, we tend to look at history through the perspective
• 32:17
  of like modern day, of the modern day lens, right like.
• 32:23
  Yeah, it wasn't very long ago. You know, the and these ghosts
• 32:27
  ripple through our, our, our entire history.
• 32:30
  It's one of. The things that was very
• 32:32
  important to the Massachusetts Bay Colony, the Pilgrims, the
• 32:36
  Mayflower, so many people say they descend from the Mayflower.
• 32:39
  I I actually think that that's probably a lower percentage than
• 32:43
  people want to admit. It's kind of like I have some
• 32:45
  Indian in me and then you get tested and you actually don't.
• 32:48
  I feel like the Mayflower is the kind of same thing, and a lot of
• 32:52
  people say that. However, however, that's how
• 32:56
  fundamental it is to our culture because it's a status symbol.
• 33:01
  The I've been here the longest and you're coming here that
• 33:05
  you're the newbie, you're the greenhorn, right?
• 33:08
  And that's how they've kind of treated all the waves of
• 33:10
  immigrants that have come in this country and face that kind
• 33:12
  of static and including my own, you know?
• 33:18
  But Massachusetts in particular were a religious type, right?
• 33:22
  And they didn't believe in the Church of England's version of
• 33:25
  things 'cause it was kind of soft by their opinion, not mine,
• 33:29
  right? But they were Puritan.
• 33:31
  It's in the name. They had a certain way of
• 33:34
  living. But they disagree with the
• 33:35
  Church of England, with its divorce and its sin as they saw
• 33:39
  it, and also the institution of slavery specifically, And so
• 33:45
  those people. That came here on the Mayflower,
• 33:49
  Yes, they did bring with them slaves and they got off the boat
• 33:55
  as basically like servants that work for them with rights from
• 34:01
  the very foundation of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
• 34:03
  I don't know if people knew that it was one of the first places
• 34:06
  in the world to abolish slavery from its inception, and it's
• 34:10
  written into the original Massachusetts constitution,
• 34:13
  which is. Hilarious, if you think about
• 34:15
  it, because then we had a civil war over the US Constitution,
• 34:21
  not really addressing the issue. Massachusetts had addressed it.
• 34:25
  Some of the Southern states had addressed it.
• 34:27
  The problem was is they addressed it completely
• 34:29
  differently and led to some bloodshed.
• 34:35
  But not here in in terms of that.
• 34:38
  Like, it's just they were a bunch of religious fanatics and
• 34:41
  that was one of their things. Because they believe and you and
• 34:45
  you. It's actually hard to disagree
• 34:47
  with this from any perspective if you think about it.
• 34:50
  But like the the the the slaves shouldn't be slaves because
• 34:55
  they're people and they can read the Bible and you can evangelize
• 34:59
  to them and they can hear the word of the Lord, right?
• 35:04
  So how can they not be saved by the Lord?
• 35:09
  How can you tell them that they can read and understand this
• 35:12
  message, but you're you're not allowed because your culture is
• 35:15
  different when specifically the Bible tells you to spread it
• 35:18
  everywhere. The gospel, you know what I'm
• 35:22
  saying? And they're very, very religious
• 35:24
  people, mind you. So what do they think when they
• 35:27
  meet the Indians? We're going to spread the
• 35:29
  gospel. It didn't necessarily go well
• 35:34
  and and you can look at like different historical accounts,
• 35:37
  but it basically comes down to a lack of being able to
• 35:39
  communicate. And also we have the gods of our
• 35:43
  land already, white guy. We understand that we have your
• 35:47
  magic boomsticks. That's what they actually called
• 35:51
  them too in English when they started to learn, but they only
• 35:55
  started to learn after they had some skirmishes.
• 35:57
  There was some killed on both sides.
• 36:00
  And then the winter. Because by the way, this is
• 36:02
  Massachusetts. Like the middle of fucking
• 36:03
  Massachusetts on Cape Cod, almost.
• 36:07
  Winter can be a very, very, very cruel bitch out here every once
• 36:15
  in a while. And they were a bunch of English
• 36:20
  people used to living in their own little farmstead.
• 36:23
  They already had houses. They were, they had to build up
• 36:26
  out of nowhere. Obviously they were prepared for
• 36:28
  it, but it's still. They were from England.
• 36:31
  See the weather in England as as any like British you know if you
• 36:36
  were, can maybe confirm or deny if you want to in the comments
• 36:41
  it's it's pretty static like they have a lot of rain.
• 36:46
  It it's it's kind of, you know, it gets a little bit hot and
• 36:49
  muggy in the summer, but not too bad.
• 36:52
  And it's like. It's like rough sometimes in the
• 36:55
  winter, but not all the. But not New England.
• 36:58
  See England, one thing, New England is rough 'cause we got
• 37:02
  like shit like the Nor'easters that come up the coast and they
• 37:04
  hit us just right with the cold front and you're just blizzarded
• 37:08
  out. It doesn't happen all the time.
• 37:10
  It's not like up northern Canadian shit where they live
• 37:14
  with it constantly, but the years where it fucking snows you
• 37:18
  in out here. I mean, we me and my wife at one
• 37:21
  year. We're snowed in to our
• 37:23
  apartment, 'cause it was a basement apartment, and nobody
• 37:26
  came to shovel us out from the outside.
• 37:28
  Nobody could do it, 'cause it was such a fucking crazy
• 37:31
  Blizzard. But we were just snowed in for
• 37:33
  like, I think a week and a half before I was able to shovel my
• 37:37
  way out the window, and then it was crazy.
• 37:43
  So these English people that have kind of like a like, almost
• 37:49
  like an Amish lifestyle when they're in it.
• 37:52
  England, right. They disagree with the king
• 37:55
  because they don't think that that was the other thing.
• 37:57
  They were kind of extremists because they felt like the king
• 38:00
  can't speak for God. And so they did come to this
• 38:04
  country to found a new country essentially from the get go.
• 38:08
  Absolutely. But who?
• 38:13
  Who was? It was like it was like 6 mud
• 38:15
  huts surrounded by sticks. You know what I'm saying?
• 38:19
  They weren't exactly fucking Fort Knox or even worth thinking
• 38:22
  about, so they thought they could just live the way they
• 38:24
  want. And they were kind of right for
• 38:26
  the most part, until good old King George comes asking for his
• 38:30
  fucking tax money. Because of course, the man's
• 38:33
  always got to hold you down, right?
• 38:35
  Fuck that. Yeah.
• 38:36
  The fucking tax man with his hand out.
• 38:39
  What are you doing for me, King George?
• 38:40
  Oh, making tea cost more. What else?
• 38:44
  Oh, I put British guards in your city to fucking rape your
• 38:48
  fucking wife. Yeah, you have to quarter them.
• 38:53
  See, mother fuckers want to talk about First Second Amendment.
• 38:56
  How many people really understand the 3rd Amendment?
• 39:01
  The part about quartering troops.
• 39:03
  Why is that a thing? We don't think about it at all
• 39:06
  nowadays, right? But why is that a thing?
• 39:08
  Because when they got forced by the King to quarter troops, the
• 39:13
  abuse taking place was insane where they were just.
• 39:18
  Rape your wife. And there's nothing you can do
• 39:22
  about it. They'll just shoot you if you
• 39:25
  have a problem with it. They have basically the
• 39:27
  authority of the Crown to do whatever they want to you.
• 39:30
  And just like cops will do some shit with a power trip, will
• 39:35
  they have no oversight? Yeah.
• 39:39
  You're a traitor to the Crown in a time of fucking uncertainty
• 39:42
  and disloyalty, a time where people are saying crazy things
• 39:48
  like. The King isn't divine, and maybe
• 39:51
  governance shouldn't be written by a religion specifically, but
• 39:56
  rather let a man practice it how he sees fit.
• 40:03
  The birth of a Nation came from that extremism.
• 40:07
  And you, may you and I may not agree with like the the Pilgrims
• 40:12
  and the Puritans in their kind of extremism, right the way they
• 40:15
  lived. Even for that time was very
• 40:19
  extreme, but it served them well coming here because they were
• 40:24
  supplies were almost wiped out and that's when something
• 40:28
  amazing happened. A miracle, you might say, those
• 40:34
  savages that they've been kind of skirmishing without in the
• 40:37
  woods, they kind of fired. I mean, they had like like 2
• 40:41
  muskets to the to the whole bunch of them.
• 40:43
  As far as I am. They weren't exactly heavily
• 40:46
  armed. They were civilians.
• 40:48
  These were not soldiers. They came to settle and just be
• 40:52
  alone with Jesus essentially, right.
• 40:55
  And they actually do. You know what the original name
• 40:58
  for the Massachusetts Bay Colony was before the miracle I'm about
• 41:02
  to talk about was? Well, Plymouth Rock I know is
• 41:07
  the name now, but for the for the whole colony, the first name
• 41:11
  for the what is now known as the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
• 41:16
  What do you what do you think the first name was?
• 41:23
  Pure Puritania or something like that.
• 41:28
  New Israel. Whoa.
• 41:33
  I never. I never knew that because it was
• 41:36
  the promised land of milk and honey.
• 41:39
  And boy, were they wrong in a lot of ways.
• 41:44
  But I can't. This is the thing.
• 41:47
  See, people are like, Max, you really don't agree with a lot of
• 41:50
  the politics of Massachusetts. Why?
• 41:53
  Like, why don't you leave? And I I've certainly considered
• 41:56
  it and I kind of hate this place.
• 41:58
  The law was against me. There was a little court case.
• 42:01
  It was like the the Commonwealth of Massachusetts versus Max San.
• 42:05
  But there's a lot of history here, too.
• 42:07
  And it's not this Land's fault this landed.
• 42:09
  There's something special here, you might say.
• 42:12
  Magic, you know, or blessing, dude.
• 42:15
  That campground, that campground that I went to was part of the
• 42:19
  happy hunting ground. That's their.
• 42:21
  I don't remember their word for it, but the happy hunter ground
• 42:24
  of the Massasoit and sometimes the Wampanoag tribe, these guys
• 42:27
  used to come to our school because they lived in our town
• 42:30
  like the elders used to come and like do their dance and and show
• 42:34
  us and talk about their culture and shit.
• 42:37
  There was like AI guess what you would call a reservation.
• 42:40
  But they just lived in a certain part of town.
• 42:41
  Like they weren't like, I don't know, we just had them guys.
• 42:46
  Because where I grew up was right in the middle of like King
• 42:50
  Phillips War and and we took their side.
• 42:53
  Actually, that's a interesting story in and of itself.
• 42:56
  Another time, the strife and bloodshed and and who is right
• 43:00
  and who is wrong between the white man and King Philip.
• 43:04
  King Philip, who did speak English.
• 43:06
  He grew up speaking English. This had been a while, right?
• 43:10
  But there was a miracle 1st. And that miracle was the first
• 43:12
  Thanksgiving. The true actual story of it was
• 43:18
  pretty simple. They had fought and skirmished.
• 43:21
  The town was depleted on supplies.
• 43:23
  They were getting sick. It gets real fucking cold here,
• 43:26
  gentlemen, Real cold. And you aren't prepared and you
• 43:31
  ain't got enough supplies and you ain't held out for the
• 43:34
  winter. But actually the first, they
• 43:35
  landed in a place called Dayton Rock, which is actually right
• 43:38
  across from where I grew up, to make beer so they can make the
• 43:43
  journey to the place they were looking for.
• 43:45
  New Israel. You know, you know, I love that
• 43:51
  I actually titled this show the 1st of November and we're all
• 43:56
  ready. Like, it's November 1st.
• 43:59
  We're all ready digging into Thanksgiving history, But
• 44:04
  that's. What happened?
• 44:05
  So they've been skirmishing with these fucking savages and they
• 44:08
  can't speak to each other and you're the fucking crazy white
• 44:13
  men in these weird fucking clothes on horses that go on the
• 44:17
  sea made of wood with dragon fucking wings and fire sticks
• 44:28
  and and big boom sticks. And we don't know what the fuck
• 44:32
  this is because we're just like, they just hung out here and they
• 44:35
  migrated because they knew the weather here was bad.
• 44:38
  And so they took pity on the white man and they came bearing
• 44:43
  gifts. And those gifts were turkeys
• 44:46
  that they, which is. And then white men had never
• 44:48
  seen them before because they're native to this era.
• 44:51
  When I go out running, I talk about going out running.
• 44:54
  I run into the same motherfucking turkeys.
• 44:56
  Them shits is territorial. I try to get far away from them.
• 45:00
  They run in packs of like 22. I'm like I I have some crazy
• 45:05
  pictures of turkeys, way too fucking close, squaring up to me
• 45:09
  and shit and their claws. If they kick you and they will
• 45:13
  kick you, they will kick you. They don't bite.
• 45:17
  They they'll head butt you and they'll kick you.
• 45:19
  And when they'll kick you, they're razor sharp fucking
• 45:22
  claws. You might laugh, 'cause there's
• 45:24
  a Turkey and ha ha ha Turkey. Thanks.
• 45:26
  No, I I I heard turkeys are vicious.
• 45:31
  I I've heard the turkeys are vicious.
• 45:37
  I come way too close all the time.
• 45:40
  Not today as I I was out running today.
• 45:43
  I didn't see any turkeys, but recently I send my wife
• 45:46
  pictures. All the right.
• 45:49
  I send you pictures of the gang. I call it the Gang of Turkeys.
• 45:52
  Me and the gang of turkeys have been in a Turkey war for like a
• 45:55
  year and a half, but they came bearing gifts.
• 46:08
  Also. Your turkeys.
• 46:10
  And they had a feast and they started to talk.
• 46:13
  Imagine that. That, you know, rightfully the
• 46:17
  Indians felt aggrieved, because what probably happened is they
• 46:22
  came upon each other both hunting and got scared, but
• 46:27
  they've never seen anything like each other.
• 46:31
  And that's fucking scary. And you can't talk it out.
• 46:33
  You can't make amends. So you're out on edge and every
• 46:37
  time you run into each other, it's hostile.
• 46:40
  And the Indians broke that. They came with some fucking
• 46:43
  turkeys and they started talking and learning little words in
• 46:47
  each other's language. And they wrote.
• 46:50
  And it wasn't just Thanksgiving Day.
• 46:52
  They rode out the New England winter together, the tribe and
• 46:56
  the settlers. That's what Thanksgiving
• 46:58
  celebrates. I actually, I'm dead serious.
• 47:06
  I I've I've never and I went to a good school.
• 47:09
  But like I, I. Never heard any, not any of
• 47:15
  this. But like I wanted this stuff.
• 47:16
  I I never heard of or. But you know, it wasn't peace
• 47:20
  forever, 'cause then there was King Philip's War, which it's a
• 47:24
  really interesting conflict from that area that I'm from.
• 47:27
  Right, 'cause, like I said, King Philip grew up after that.
• 47:32
  They'd learned each other's language.
• 47:33
  He read the Bible. He he understood the white man's
• 47:36
  religion he was a part of like some Indians and and they've
• 47:42
  told they're the ones that tell me to call them Indians.
• 47:45
  By the way like if you have a problem with me using the term
• 47:48
  Indians and you need to go talk to the Massasoit tribe, OK.
• 47:53
  Because. Because the old men in the
• 47:55
  Massasoit tribe said they they wear that as a white man badge
• 47:58
  of honor because it means people of God.
• 48:01
  So they don't. So they don't like this ones.
• 48:03
  I know. Look, maybe some guy online
• 48:05
  might be offended, but I'm doing what those people tell me, and I
• 48:09
  respect the chief member very much.
• 48:11
  Look, I'm from that kind of small town and that was a thing.
• 48:14
  The the the king Philip's War was basically like the settlers
• 48:21
  had been there a long time. Now there's more colonies and
• 48:24
  there's this one town called Attleboro that's named after a
• 48:29
  town in England. And King Philip Tecumseh, right,
• 48:36
  was his Indian name. Yeah, he had a, a hunting party
• 48:42
  out. And they encountered the people
• 48:46
  from this, the guard of that city, essentially, who were out
• 48:49
  hunting as well, just like they had, you know, 40 years or so
• 48:54
  ago. And people got killed.
• 48:56
  Two of Tecumseh's Braves were killed.
• 49:01
  And so he approached the Attleboro Colony with his war
• 49:07
  band and their war paint on and their war chants.
• 49:11
  And they came to the front door of the city and they said to the
• 49:15
  guard in perfect English, because again, he was a part of
• 49:19
  society. He he didn't even live with the
• 49:22
  Indians that kept to themselves. He had actually been raising on
• 49:25
  to Christian School, right, because his dad had converted.
• 49:30
  So he understood the white man. He was a part of the white man's
• 49:34
  world. But what he didn't like is you
• 49:36
  killed his bee. But he's also part of this other
• 49:38
  world, right? And that world has been tied to
• 49:41
  this land a very long time. And he, he approached and he
• 49:47
  said, you have shed the blood. This is what the old man would
• 49:51
  kind of tell me and maybe don't do it justice, but like, I bet
• 49:55
  you they wouldn't have a problem with their history being heard,
• 49:57
  right is like he said you spilled our blood.
• 50:02
  Two of ours. There is a law of this land and
• 50:06
  that's the law we believe in. That's our God is this land and
• 50:10
  it demands in return for our blood blood.
• 50:16
  Right. You need to avenge the death of
• 50:20
  my two young Braves. So essentially he was calling
• 50:23
  for a sacrifice which is very different culture right.
• 50:27
  And and maybe sounds barbaric, but like, I mean any parent that
• 50:32
  lost such a, there was questions as to whether one of them might
• 50:37
  have been his actual child because they kind of didn't keep
• 50:39
  records that way. Right.
• 50:43
  Not no the war, no the whole the whole world back then, like like
• 50:48
  this what I try and tell people too, because like we look at
• 50:55
  history through the lenses of our like modern day.
• 51:02
  Interpretation. And so, like, when a lot of
• 51:06
  people will criticize the Pilgrims for, you know, killing
• 51:11
  like Native Americans, It's through the lens of.
• 51:17
  It's almost like it's almost like first contact with aliens
• 51:20
  to a degree for both of. Them.
• 51:23
  Right. No.
• 51:23
  Well, yeah. Yeah.
• 51:24
  Well, that's what I'm saying. But also what I'm saying is like
• 51:28
  human beings in general back then, we're just more savage.
• 51:32
  As a whole, we look at things through a through a civilized
• 51:39
  you have the least chance of dying by violence of any of your
• 51:44
  ancestors in human history. Did you know that?
• 51:47
  Yeah, yeah, I yeah, I I actually did know that.
• 51:51
  But that's what I'm saying. Like people like to talk how,
• 51:54
  you know, the Pilgrims were, you know, killing.
• 51:58
  You know, Indians and how the white man enslaved Africans and
• 52:03
  you know, there's poor Africans in Africa.
• 52:06
  Africans were enslaving each other in Africa and you know,
• 52:13
  and selling them to the white man.
• 52:17
  That's what a lot of That's what a lot of Massachusetts Bay
• 52:22
  outlawed slavery early on, right?
• 52:25
  But we still had our problems because of shit like Tecumseh,
• 52:28
  because he said he he argued to them, under your rules, cause
• 52:32
  the Massachusetts Constitution predated the US Constitution and
• 52:36
  it is sort of a basis. So is the Masonic Constitution.
• 52:41
  Yeah, that all. All three of them share the same
• 52:44
  DNA 'cause they were written by the same guy, you know.
• 52:50
  But the Massachusetts one just happened to include the Puritans
• 52:54
  that just they basic part of why they came was to free their
• 52:58
  slaves. Because through their religious
• 53:02
  kind of rejection of their parents generation, as happens
• 53:07
  quite often, they've decided that these people that they
• 53:12
  actually grew up with as almost a family member cannot possibly
• 53:16
  be my possession, right? Not according to what God says,
• 53:21
  right? Right, 'cause like God has rules
• 53:25
  for owning slaves? Yes, in the Bible.
• 53:28
  But Jesus said like the first thing you should do is free him.
• 53:33
  That's the kindest thing you could do.
• 53:36
  Yeah, yeah. That's also something that
• 53:41
  should be known to like the old Hey, if you're if you're a
• 53:44
  slave, be a good slave, be the best slave you can be, and don't
• 53:48
  sin. So there are some conflicting
• 53:51
  messages about slavery in the Bible.
• 53:54
  Yeah, well that. Well, that's what I'm saying.
• 53:57
  Like the the idea of just don't do slavery is like a fairly in
• 54:03
  the in the long scheme of things is a is a in the grand scheme of
• 54:08
  things. Like that's a new concept for
• 54:10
  humanity is just don't do it. They they grew up in this like
• 54:19
  little bubble of a time where because they they were like,
• 54:26
  well to do, kind of because they had built up their own community
• 54:30
  there, but they were persecuted because of their religion to
• 54:33
  some degree by the government. They were like they grew up
• 54:38
  thinking that slaves should have a right by God because that's
• 54:42
  the logic that was being taught in their church.
• 54:46
  I mean most anti anti abolitionism.
• 54:49
  I mean most most anti slavery sentiment in this country came
• 54:53
  from like the most religious fanatics on the right that
• 54:57
  existed. Like Christians made this point
• 55:00
  right from the very get go. Yeah, if it weren't for
• 55:04
  Christians and and and like Massachusetts has that
• 55:10
  interesting thing is because there's only two waves of the
• 55:14
  black people, you know, that live here for the most part's
• 55:17
  ancestry came from at large, like over, you know, large data
• 55:22
  size. And it's some from the South
• 55:25
  during an the the lead up to the civil war on the so-called
• 55:29
  Underground Railroad. And they just decided to stay
• 55:35
  here instead of go to Canada, 'cause they realized that we
• 55:38
  already didn't have slavery and we wouldn't like, send them
• 55:41
  back. I mean, we as in the
• 55:43
  Massachusetts Bay Colony, they were just like, Nah, Nah, we
• 55:48
  don't believe in that. God says there are people.
• 55:51
  And that's why there was an argument to the, to the, you
• 55:55
  know, constitutional convention, two sides about what to do about
• 55:59
  population count in regards to slavery.
• 56:02
  Massachusetts said if you want them to count as people, you
• 56:05
  need to free them and the South said.
• 56:09
  Fuck you, but we have a lot of them, so we should have more
• 56:12
  representation in Congress and the North, said.
• 56:17
  Fuck you, because they're not people.
• 56:23
  You know what I mean? Why are you going to count them
• 56:26
  as people if they're not right? And that's where the famous 3/5
• 56:29
  compromise, which in hindsight probably not the best idea in
• 56:33
  the world came from. And they counted them for the
• 56:37
  census purpose, but they still slaves and don't have rights.
• 56:41
  But for the census, they're 3/5 of a people.
• 56:44
  Well also, I'm sure I'm sure nobody will ever fucking
• 56:48
  disagree with that and maybe kill millions of each other.
• 56:53
  Well, I I have some historical perspective on that too so and I
• 57:00
  actually. And I actually heard about this
• 57:03
  years ago from Glenn Beck because he used to talk about
• 57:07
  this, but after the the American Revolution, a lot of the
• 57:14
  founding fathers were actually against slavery.
• 57:19
  But considering that it was such a hot button issue, Ben
• 57:24
  Franklin, James Madison? Yeah, Sam Adams to some degree.
• 57:29
  Yeah, well, can Ben Adams owned slaves, but he freed them after
• 57:34
  and went abolitionist. Well, right, but Patrick Henry.
• 57:39
  Yeah, basically though I can. I can, yeah.
• 57:44
  There was a lot of abolitionist. Ben Franklin was the most vocal,
• 57:48
  though. Yeah, there were a lot.
• 57:51
  But see, the founders also were Ben Franklin, if you think about
• 57:55
  that, sold out because he's the one that brokered the 3/5
• 57:58
  compromise. Yeah, yeah, but but but do you
• 58:01
  know, Do you know why he? Do you know why he?
• 58:05
  Because there wouldn't be a union otherwise.
• 58:08
  Yes, that, yes. That's what I'm trying to say.
• 58:09
  The issue of slavery was so was so, you know, super hard
• 58:18
  compromise, right? The, yeah, the like, basically
• 58:22
  they knew. They knew a civil war would
• 58:24
  come. And in the immediate aftermath
• 58:27
  of the American Revolution, like we needed to rebuild, like we
• 58:31
  were still like brand, you know, we were brand new.
• 58:35
  And there was all kinds of little things, like the Whiskey
• 58:39
  Rebellion. Yeah, Rebellion up here.
• 58:43
  That's another one. And then King Philip's War.
• 58:47
  Which is like that's the one I was saying.
• 58:52
  He went to them and said blood. You know you you owe us blood
• 58:56
  for the blood you spilled. Yeah, King Phillip says to the
• 59:01
  white man and the colony of Attleboro said.
• 59:07
  Fuck you. No, you're not going to give up.
• 59:10
  Our people go away. I do think Indian.
• 59:13
  I do think Indian reservations are barbaric and horrific.
• 59:19
  That I can't really stand, I don't know.
• 59:23
  They don't live on any reservations up here.
• 59:25
  There's not enough land for that.
• 59:27
  I mean, they have little ones, but they're basically just where
• 59:29
  they sell like cigarettes. Maybe not, but they own the
• 59:34
  casinos. Well, yeah, they make mad money.
• 59:38
  A lot of them. Well up.
• 59:40
  Well up in Northern Michigan, like in Petoskey, where my, you
• 59:44
  know where my dad's family is, is from.
• 59:48
  They have a bunch of. They have like a bunch of
• 59:52
  casinos up there, too. The old men that come talk to me
• 59:55
  at school, I'm talking about the Massasoita elders are
• 59:59
  descendants of that same tribe. So like, we don't have a
• 1:00:02
  reservation. They still live here.
• 1:00:04
  The campground that I went to on one side is is like a
• 1:00:09
  campground. It's part of their like,
• 1:00:12
  territory. They roamed in the summertime,
• 1:00:14
  though, and they had there's an actual private side.
• 1:00:16
  It's like really nice and fancy and clean and and.
• 1:00:21
  They just live there in the summer, but they also own the
• 1:00:24
  casinos. And you know what is like the
• 1:00:26
  most beautiful spot to chill out in the summer?
• 1:00:28
  Especially in their fancy ass RV's and shit.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah. Are you eating toast on stream?
• 1:00:37
  Oh, no, I'm sorry. No, no, it's it's fine.
• 1:00:41
  Did you? I mean, for for God's sake,
• 1:00:45
  eating is allowed on eating a lot, Eating on podcasts.
• 1:00:50
  Is a thing that Apex like started here because he he,
• 1:00:53
  like, he purposely used to chew. Not only that, but, but Elon
• 1:00:58
  Musk and Joe Rogan ate anchovy pizza.
• 1:01:04
  There you go. Yesterday we could we could do
• 1:01:07
  like grifters and be like, Oh yeah, well, you got to pay for
• 1:01:12
  me to turn it off. Otherwise, I eat in front of
• 1:01:14
  you. That's what that's what Apex
• 1:01:17
  used to do, he used. Oh my.
• 1:01:20
  God, He used to, He used to just eat.
• 1:01:30
  He used to. He used to eat like he used to
• 1:01:33
  eat chips and whatnot on on like stream and people wouldn't
• 1:01:39
  complain because he would never like the first few years.
• 1:01:44
  He never came on camera. So you would just you would just
• 1:01:47
  hear him? Like, noisily, like eating
• 1:01:49
  chips. And so we would always get like
• 1:01:52
  spurgs that would just be like, but we'd just be like this
• 1:01:57
  fucking guy's chew. I can't stand I'm, I'm fucking
• 1:02:00
  out. This guy's chewing his chew
• 1:02:02
  like, no, we we get we ordered from like the local place, you
• 1:02:07
  know, 'cause they're good. And yeah, Buffalo chicken pizza.
• 1:02:14
  Like made like and it's the kind of Buffalo chicken where they
• 1:02:18
  like, it's it's they this place they take chicken tenders and
• 1:02:22
  they like, dip them in hot sauce and then they cut them up and
• 1:02:25
  put it on the pizza and then cook the pizza.
• 1:02:28
  It's pretty, it's like my favorite way of doing it from
• 1:02:32
  when I used to work at the pizza joint.
• 1:02:34
  You put that extra little care in there, you know?
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, I Trader Joe's makes. I don't know if you have Trader
• 1:02:44
  Joe's in Massachusetts, because not everyone, not every.
• 1:02:47
  I think so, but not nearby. But well, I yeah, so we have a
• 1:02:53
  Trader Joe's near us and one of one of my favorite things from
• 1:02:56
  there is like, is like a BBQ pork pizza that you just throw
• 1:03:01
  in the oven and man and say good, they, like, put like, they
• 1:03:09
  put little pieces of like, barbecued pork on.
• 1:03:12
  The pizza with like A and instead of Tina Edo sauce, it's
• 1:03:16
  a BBQ sauce with onions. And man is it good.
• 1:03:20
  So well, that's the trick with this.
• 1:03:24
  It was Buffalo chicken. From then I add garlic.
• 1:03:30
  Yeah, I'm sure my wife will love that combination later.
• 1:03:37
  In it? Well, hey, I don't.
• 1:03:39
  You know, I very rarely eat spicy food, just generally.
• 1:03:43
  So I was like, you know what that place makes The bomb?
• 1:03:48
  Buffalo Chicken Pizza. Well, heck, I've tortured you.
• 1:03:53
  I'll admit I I've tortured you and the rest of Twitter with
• 1:03:56
  like my Friday night pizza post for about two months now.
• 1:03:59
  So I just have to do an extra day running 'cause I ate a
• 1:04:03
  pizza, it's it's fine. You know well also like.
• 1:04:08
  So Shmuley prayers to Shmuley because he has the flu and and
• 1:04:14
  strep. He he says he's he's not worried
• 1:04:23
  out. He's not worried out about it
• 1:04:26
  though, because he has women to take care of.
• 1:04:28
  Oh my God. Little Shmuley and people.
• 1:04:33
  People think I'm bad. Which really, it's like, no, no,
• 1:04:37
  I have woman to take care of me. It's, it's fine.
• 1:04:40
  I feel that to some degree I like created a Frankenstein, you
• 1:04:45
  know, like I'm a little bit responsible for this.
• 1:04:51
  I mean, I feel like I kind of influenced him too, a little
• 1:04:55
  bit, yeah. But I've been doing it since he
• 1:04:59
  came of age, basically. I've known him since he was 18
• 1:05:03
  and like we're the last two remaining of like, the original
• 1:05:06
  friend group except Dalek. Yeah, which always shout out to
• 1:05:11
  Dalek. Dalek pops up in chat.
• 1:05:15
  Yeah, Dalek, Dalek. Dalek is like one of my, is one
• 1:05:22
  of my most like loyal retweeters on XII.
• 1:05:28
  Appreciate it. Speaking of.
• 1:05:34
  X almost crashed today because like the hackers are AT and Cap
• 1:05:43
  Dalek, by the way, if anybody wants to follow him, he's a he's
• 1:05:47
  a great dude. Actually, like, legitimately.
• 1:05:51
  I've been talking to Dalek for almost a decade and schmooly
• 1:05:54
  like, where? Yeah, the the last three in our
• 1:05:57
  little friend group from the original friend group of many
• 1:06:00
  more people. Isn't that.
• 1:06:03
  Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I mean, see, a lot of the
• 1:06:10
  people that I would have been friends with 10 years ago went
• 1:06:14
  never Trump. And yeah, they and the three of
• 1:06:17
  us couldn't be more different, if you think about it.
• 1:06:23
  Yeah, that. Well, that.
• 1:06:24
  That is, I'm an old, like, rock'n'roll hippie, right?
• 1:06:29
  Basically. Yeah, and he's like a he's like
• 1:06:34
  a go getter up and Comer business type with a fucking
• 1:06:39
  drive and ambition. And Dalek is one of the hardest
• 1:06:46
  working people I know for sure. He listens to us when he's
• 1:06:50
  working. That's why he's a big fan.
• 1:06:51
  That's why he retweets everything, because he's
• 1:06:53
  actually like he he shit. He came out from my Halloween
• 1:06:57
  show. I don't know if you listen to
• 1:06:59
  any of it, but we had a fucking blast.
• 1:07:01
  I I've done that in so many years.
• 1:07:05
  I tried to, but I was I I I did catch a little bit of it because
• 1:07:09
  I I had to go to the airport with my uncle to pick up my
• 1:07:13
  parents. They just got back from Europe,
• 1:07:16
  actually, and Oh yeah. And actually I found out that my
• 1:07:22
  scaring Europe through all this like unrest and protest, How was
• 1:07:26
  that? Well.
• 1:07:29
  Let me put it this. Way.
• 1:07:32
  No, because they were. They were in Italy and the
• 1:07:35
  Italian Prime Minister is based, Yeah, I know.
• 1:07:39
  Didn't didn't really affect them my stepdad.
• 1:07:45
  Italy would be a cool place to go.
• 1:07:49
  This is one of the things I was going to mention.
• 1:07:50
  My stepdad I found actually listened to our show over there.
• 1:07:56
  In red. Killed.
• 1:07:58
  Yes, Even if he hates us. Even if he fucking absolutely
• 1:08:02
  despises everything we say based in Red Pill.
• 1:08:05
  No, no, he's giving us a chance. Shout out.
• 1:08:08
  He he was like you know I'm glad because he's he was kind of
• 1:08:14
  position I was in where he like where he didn't where he didn't
• 1:08:18
  like he wasn't like a staunch neo con.
• 1:08:20
  But I mean, as I've mentioned, like the the Biden.
• 1:08:26
  Like the Biden disastrous, Paul kind of made our entire what
• 1:08:30
  made him and I kind of rethink everything with, you know, the
• 1:08:34
  Middle East. You know, conflict comes to
• 1:08:40
  approach those those white men. Blood is always sacred to
• 1:08:46
  somebody, right? Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  And that the decision to say no, you might have saved a lot of
• 1:08:54
  lives because King Philip's war was crazy.
• 1:08:59
  He had very little mercy on the white man and them in reverse
• 1:09:03
  and they fought until basically once he got killed his people
• 1:09:07
  gave up and they kind of went back to where they were living
• 1:09:10
  and the the they get more like land or whatever.
• 1:09:19
  Yeah, but some some cities. Here's an interesting fact.
• 1:09:24
  Some cities, OK, at the time, 'cause this was far before
• 1:09:27
  America was a country, right? Some cities in the Massachusetts
• 1:09:31
  Bay Colony sided with with King Phillip.
• 1:09:37
  And in fact, the town, the town I grew up in did and so did
• 1:09:42
  like. It was like the Pont area.
• 1:09:45
  And so these two towns at one point were technically at war
• 1:09:50
  with each other. Can you imagine that?
• 1:09:53
  That's how crazy it was? Because when he when when King
• 1:09:58
  Philip came to them and talked, because he talked, he tried to
• 1:10:02
  talk with because he was from like, he wasn't trying to be an
• 1:10:05
  uncivilized savage or whatever. And I'm not just saying that
• 1:10:08
  because of the noble savage myth.
• 1:10:10
  He literally was raised like around white people and was like
• 1:10:13
  raised to be a Christian at a private school.
• 1:10:16
  Yeah, yeah, people. His people got mistreated
• 1:10:20
  because he also engaged in like the hunting and stuff with his
• 1:10:23
  family, right. So he had both sides of it.
• 1:10:27
  He was he was probably not like the first person to go to war
• 1:10:31
  unnecessarily. Let's say that it was a measured
• 1:10:36
  decision because blood in, blood out.
• 1:10:39
  And that's basically what all I use that that example because
• 1:10:43
  that's what all this war blows down to.
• 1:10:45
  And that decision to say no, well, you could have sacrificed
• 1:10:49
  the two people that killed them and it would have prevented
• 1:10:53
  hundreds or thousands of deaths at a time when there wasn't all
• 1:10:57
  that many people here on both sides, you know?
• 1:11:03
  Yeah, and now those peoples, a lot of them, they're like great,
• 1:11:09
  great grandkids, live together from people on both sides.
• 1:11:12
  But at one point, they were killing each.
• 1:11:14
  Other you know and then they come to the school and they
• 1:11:16
  teach about it and they settled it in the little old farm town
• 1:11:20
  that I grew up in at the what's called the Council Oak.
• 1:11:23
  It's just this big ass oak tree. But it's kind of a historical
• 1:11:26
  thing, 'cause they signed the, they took the peace pipe for
• 1:11:29
  the. And that's actually where a good
• 1:11:34
  chunk of Indian stereotypes come from, too, Is specifically these
• 1:11:38
  tribes has practices that are similar to a lot of tropes, and
• 1:11:43
  that's why they're tropes 'cause they would English people met.
• 1:11:48
  Well, the thing, the thing that stereotypes.
• 1:11:50
  Is think about stereotypes with the English is they're just the
• 1:11:54
  most they they point to the most obvious thing in the world and
• 1:11:57
  then giggle about it like school children for 400 years, you
• 1:12:00
  know. Well, yes.
• 1:12:02
  And also they all they all come from somewhere, right?
• 1:12:06
  Like, yeah, yeah. That's the thing.
• 1:12:09
  But no, my, my step dad, his whole thing is we've got plenty
• 1:12:15
  of, we've got plenty of problems here in the country.
• 1:12:17
  Why in this country? Why do we need to keep
• 1:12:21
  intervening? And by and by the way, Max he he
• 1:12:24
  is, I'm a radical like the government should spend less guy
• 1:12:28
  in most respects, right? I think we've gotten so far away
• 1:12:31
  from the foundational principles in that regard.
• 1:12:34
  People, people worry about when rightly so about the like First
• 1:12:38
  and Second Amendment rights. But they're also stripping away
• 1:12:40
  your financial freedom bit by bit, all the time, particularly
• 1:12:45
  under Joe Biden. And that is a freedom that sucks
• 1:12:50
  to have infringed upon by taxes that you essentially didn't vote
• 1:12:55
  for and that they can't even put on you straight to your face,
• 1:12:58
  'cause remember, Joe Biden said he wasn't going to raise taxes
• 1:13:00
  on everybody. He he was going to go and raise
• 1:13:03
  taxes on the poor and only the wealthy, right?
• 1:13:07
  Hey, are you wealthy? No, but I'm white.
• 1:13:12
  So do you pay more in taxes you think than you did three years
• 1:13:17
  ago? Yeah, just by the tax of
• 1:13:21
  inflation alone. Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Oh, yeah, I definitely. Because that's a tax on money
• 1:13:29
  they spent writing a check written on your ass in your
• 1:13:35
  labor to give to Ukraine and I and Israel and and at the same
• 1:13:44
  time, somehow Gaza, we're going to, we're going to just fund
• 1:13:46
  both sides of it openly. Congress just signed that to set
• 1:13:50
  up to fund both sides of war. And then I hear one side and the
• 1:13:53
  other calling each other war crimes.
• 1:13:55
  Here's the thing. War crimes only exists in court
• 1:14:01
  after the fucking crimes been committed.
• 1:14:03
  You got to understand, on a battlefield if they're just
• 1:14:06
  saying fuck it. Total War.
• 1:14:09
  Whoa. You might put them on trial one
• 1:14:12
  day and you can scream about war crimes, war crimes, war crimes,
• 1:14:16
  but they clearly ain't caring. And that might be true of either
• 1:14:19
  side. I don't know.
• 1:14:20
  Or both. Yeah, my, my hope, my prayer, my
• 1:14:25
  deep honest because I'm at the end of the day I'm an optimist,
• 1:14:29
  but my honest, you know, hope for in in all of this is a
• 1:14:33
  ceasefire. Just stop killing each other.
• 1:14:36
  That's late and and maybe that sounds like a simpleton answer
• 1:14:39
  and then people are going to give me a 20 hour lecture about
• 1:14:42
  the geopolitics. Look, I know about a lot of
• 1:14:45
  that, if not all of it, I certainly a lot of it.
• 1:14:49
  But the fact of the matter is, it's easier, you know, when
• 1:14:53
  people aren't killing each other, especially people who all
• 1:14:56
  three religions involved. One of the things they agree on
• 1:15:01
  is that those were specifically the words of God.
• 1:15:05
  You shouldn't. Kill each other.
• 1:15:06
  Right, So shouldn't that be before you kill each other?
• 1:15:10
  Shouldn't you consider not kill each other?
• 1:15:15
  I guess I'm just a dreamer, you know?
• 1:15:20
  Yeah, well, it's. I try not to choose violence,
• 1:15:23
  you know what I mean? I get, I get being backed in the
• 1:15:25
  corner, you know, I'm not a pacifist, but like, we're not
• 1:15:32
  backed in that corner, bro. Well, yeah, that.
• 1:15:37
  Well, that's the whole thing. We're paying for it on both
• 1:15:40
  sides. Yeah, well, that's the whole
• 1:15:44
  thing, right? Is.
• 1:15:46
  It's what are we getting out? Ask yourself that audience, what
• 1:15:51
  are you getting out of it? If we, even if we don't get
• 1:15:56
  involved in it militarily at all, beyond what that is, we
• 1:16:00
  just gave, I believe it was 100 million to Gaza refugee aid,
• 1:16:04
  which often ends up being used or misused for, you know, acts
• 1:16:10
  against Israel or hijack by Hamas, 'cause they need supplies
• 1:16:15
  more than anybody and they're the ones with, like, the guns
• 1:16:17
  and shit. Maybe you're going to take their
• 1:16:20
  supplies. Even if you hate them, you're
• 1:16:23
  not going to take their supplies or the supplies that they
• 1:16:25
  capture with a bunch of guns. Unless you have equal gunnery,
• 1:16:31
  you're probably just going to let Hamas have it.
• 1:16:34
  I don't blame anybody for that. I don't, although you don't know
• 1:16:39
  'cause they might agree with him.
• 1:16:40
  Honestly Max, like I don't why do we have to sort this out?
• 1:16:46
  They and God can sort this the fuck out as far as I'm
• 1:16:49
  concerned. All of both sides, you know?
• 1:16:53
  And then you want to look at who committed the war crimes after,
• 1:16:55
  but whatever doesn't seem to deter them.
• 1:16:59
  They probably both sides know some of the shit they did is
• 1:17:02
  like that, you know? It's war.
• 1:17:06
  That's why I advocate against it, because it's horrific.
• 1:17:11
  I honestly, especially for. I don't see.
• 1:17:20
  I don't see like what other option there is other than like
• 1:17:31
  a ceasefire at this point that that won't.
• 1:17:34
  Well, it's either it because like objectively, I mean one
• 1:17:39
  side their their slogan is literally like death to the Jew
• 1:17:43
  in Arabic and and the other side and pretty much the same thing,
• 1:17:48
  only just not like official. You know, it's a handshake and a
• 1:17:52
  wink. You can shoot that little
• 1:17:54
  Palestinian kid 'cause he ran across that red line or whatever
• 1:17:58
  for sure that happens. Like anyone, anyone pretending
• 1:18:01
  that doesn't happen. Abuse is in power, in positions
• 1:18:05
  like that. Yeah, it's happened.
• 1:18:07
  That doesn't reflect on every single Jew in the whole world.
• 1:18:10
  And that's the craziest thing to me.
• 1:18:11
  This is one of the things we're talking about.
• 1:18:14
  Whatever you want to say. I know there's like some, like
• 1:18:16
  Edge Lords on the right that, like think they're Nazis and
• 1:18:19
  hate Jews or whatever. Fine.
• 1:18:21
  I don't like a lot of those people's, you know, arguments
• 1:18:25
  for it. I've I've been to the belly of
• 1:18:27
  the beast. There's a famous one you can
• 1:18:29
  find in me somewhere if you fucking Google food deep enough.
• 1:18:33
  We're argued with an actual fascist on his show where he
• 1:18:38
  used to host, and he's still like, it's the last time I
• 1:18:41
  talked to him, he was a friend of mine.
• 1:18:42
  I ain't heard from him in a couple years, but we used to
• 1:18:45
  record his show at a cigar bar and I flat out like blew his
• 1:18:50
  fascist philosophy out the water so bad he ended his show.
• 1:18:54
  Forever. Yeah, well, you also made
• 1:18:58
  Christopher Cantwell cry. That's true.
• 1:19:02
  Yeah, but not the famous cry. He cried well before the famous
• 1:19:08
  Charlottesville. Cry.
• 1:19:09
  I'll tell you that all the time. He There's a 12 hour tape of
• 1:19:13
  him, like on meth, crying about me and his mom, and they used it
• 1:19:19
  in his trial to make him sound like a lunatic.
• 1:19:21
  Somebody cut it down from like 12 hours, 'cause it was like he
• 1:19:24
  recorded his stream of consciousness on meth for like
• 1:19:29
  12 hours, and he called it an art piece.
• 1:19:33
  This is true. You can look this up.
• 1:19:37
  Look up Christopher. No, no, I I I believe you.
• 1:19:39
  I I believe on Kiwi farms. Listen at this point, and if you
• 1:19:44
  look now that I said that, if you see any familiar faces, just
• 1:19:48
  ignore the man with the Just ignore Thor, OK?
• 1:19:53
  You don't know who Thor is. You never met him before?
• 1:19:58
  I've never seen him anywhere. Yeah.
• 1:20:03
  Yeah, they photoshopped me on Thor, telling Cantwell that he's
• 1:20:07
  a cock and to stop thinking with his Dick because he's the
• 1:20:10
  incredible cock as drawn by Iron Man is one of the greatest
• 1:20:15
  comics ever. Frankly, I I could bring it if
• 1:20:17
  you give me some time, if you have something to talk about,
• 1:20:20
  you can give me like 5 minutes. I'll find that shit.
• 1:20:22
  I'll bring it up to the audience.
• 1:20:24
  I laugh. Yeah, I mean you, you, I Max.
• 1:20:28
  I was just going to ask you if you like, if you if you watch
• 1:20:31
  Nate Rogan's interview with Elon Musk.
• 1:20:35
  No, I I I really do recommend it because.
• 1:20:41
  Or or I mean that's I have watched 1A while ago.
• 1:20:47
  Do you mean is there a recent one?
• 1:20:49
  Yeah, yeah he had, he had Rogan on.
• 1:20:51
  I mean, Rogan had Musk on yesterday.
• 1:20:55
  That. Sounds like a sneezer.
• 1:20:59
  I'm gonna pass on that. Oh yeah, well, it was totally
• 1:21:06
  boring. Wink, wink.
• 1:21:08
  They. I mean, they basically talked
• 1:21:12
  like how? I'm both kidding and not
• 1:21:15
  kidding, though, if you know what I mean.
• 1:21:17
  Like, I'm not going to listen to that.
• 1:21:19
  You can give me the bullet points, though.
• 1:21:21
  What do you say? Anything good?
• 1:21:23
  Basically. Pulling Alex Jones moment.
• 1:21:26
  Rip his shirt off. So remember that time bitch?
• 1:21:31
  He basically well. Monkeys in your vein?
• 1:21:35
  Well, he he basically said it like.
• 1:21:40
  Rogan just starts doing toilet. Flushes I I love, I love.
• 1:21:47
  I love how we've made that like a bit on on our show now too is
• 1:21:52
  like. But without the sound effect.
• 1:21:53
  I I actually made the conscious decision about that one.
• 1:21:56
  But if you put the sound effect, it would make the joke funnier
• 1:22:01
  to the audience, but not to me. Because it's funnier this way
• 1:22:07
  because they hear the toilet flush noise in their head and
• 1:22:11
  it's always going to be more worse in CREATE.
• 1:22:13
  This is like an old radio trick. It's always going to be worse
• 1:22:16
  and more creative in your head than the actual sound.
• 1:22:19
  Of it would be. That's why Morning Zoo fucking
• 1:22:22
  sucks, by the way. Yeah, no, yeah, no.
• 1:22:27
  Saying toilet flush is actually worse than.
• 1:22:32
  I was taught that not by some like radio professional, but
• 1:22:35
  like my high school AV guy teacher.
• 1:22:38
  Yeah. You know, this isn't like some
• 1:22:40
  super secret thing, is like if you leave the audience up to
• 1:22:44
  their own imagination. Hitchcock was the master of this
• 1:22:48
  very famously. You know you see the stabbing,
• 1:22:53
  but you don't see the stabbing. That's that's why.
• 1:22:57
  Like Silence of the Lambs is probably like my is probably my
• 1:23:02
  favorite horror film because you don't see all the like.
• 1:23:06
  You don't see all the gruesome murders, but it like.
• 1:23:10
  Psychos are much more toned down than that.
• 1:23:12
  The stabbing scene that's so famous is a shadow.
• 1:23:15
  Yeah. Right.
• 1:23:17
  And then some blood flowing down the drain.
• 1:23:20
  That's what the genius of it is, right?
• 1:23:22
  Because your imagination of what that looks like is always going
• 1:23:26
  to be more fucked up than any of the special.
• 1:23:28
  They can make some special effects that'll make you sick in
• 1:23:30
  some cases, for sure. There's some movies with some,
• 1:23:35
  like I I don't really like gore flicks, to be honest with you.
• 1:23:38
  That's like a thing I'm not a big fan of, but I've seen some,
• 1:23:42
  you know, some are all right. Like.
• 1:23:48
  I don't mean like real ones, you know.
• 1:23:50
  I don't like to look at that. My friends used to look at that.
• 1:23:53
  I might look like the kind of guy that looked at a lot of
• 1:23:55
  that. But actually, I've mentioned I'm
• 1:23:58
  almost in emergency services, so I had seen enough people die in
• 1:24:02
  front of me already by that point to go be looking at Gore.
• 1:24:05
  You know what I mean? Car.
• 1:24:08
  Accident guy, you know what I mean?
• 1:24:11
  People getting paralyzed, 'cause I was hanging out in the
• 1:24:14
  hospital. That's.
• 1:24:17
  For whatever reason, no babysitter.
• 1:24:20
  Both my parents worked so I hung out in the fucking lounge for
• 1:24:26
  like an hour after school so I could get a ride home and they
• 1:24:29
  just wheel the guy in and just got fucking like plowed by a
• 1:24:32
  semi truck, just crush as a human being.
• 1:24:36
  But they got a little breather on them.
• 1:24:38
  But like, there's yeah, I didn't.
• 1:24:41
  Not to be too, not to be too over the top, but I didn't
• 1:24:44
  really need to see it on the Internet after that.
• 1:24:47
  Yeah, well, I I, you know, I would.
• 1:24:50
  I would think that would kind of numb you to anything on the
• 1:24:52
  Internet like. I have the opposite.
• 1:24:54
  I don't like it. It makes me sick, 'cause like I
• 1:24:57
  have empathy for human beings. That's why I'm anti war too, you
• 1:25:00
  know? Yeah.
• 1:25:02
  Because I don't know. Whatever your thoughts are on
• 1:25:05
  God, I like at least the idea one way or the other.
• 1:25:09
  Basically what those pilgrims had that were all equal in the
• 1:25:13
  eyes of. The one Holy Creator, whichever
• 1:25:17
  version of it you believe in. But apparently that's like not a
• 1:25:21
  belief shared by most of the population of Earth.
• 1:25:25
  So what are you gonna do? Yeah, well, and then people, you
• 1:25:34
  know, the killing in the name of religion is also like, that is
• 1:25:39
  one thing that does. Kind of like that's always
• 1:25:43
  baffled me, I guess. But it's inevitable, yeah.
• 1:25:51
  It's like 2 peas in a pod, you know?
• 1:25:53
  Especially, I guess if you could ever get like, in a kind of
• 1:25:57
  utopian, bullshitty kind of way, thinking in the meta, a society
• 1:26:01
  that at least all across humanity agreed on what the
• 1:26:05
  religion was, you might avoid that.
• 1:26:10
  Well, I'm not sure you wouldn't. Be able to do that?
• 1:26:13
  Like I I don't think you'd be able to do that voluntarily.
• 1:26:16
  No, I. Mean like.
• 1:26:19
  I mean that's the story of the Emperor in 40K really.
• 1:26:22
  At least his like early incarnations when he came to
• 1:26:27
  power in the Unification Wars and Warhammer 40K.
• 1:26:30
  His whole point was to unify them under no religion, but that
• 1:26:34
  was because of the Chaos Gods. So he wanted to make everybody
• 1:26:39
  atheist because he figured, if they believed.
• 1:26:42
  They'd they'd feed essentially these demon gods.
• 1:26:45
  So he made them all atheist to save everybody.
• 1:26:49
  But ignoring that science fictiony part of it, I think
• 1:26:53
  that the emperor is a good metaphor for the only way you
• 1:26:56
  solve the problem of people fighting over religion.
• 1:26:59
  And it doesn't really solve it. It just kills the people that
• 1:27:02
  disagree and that's what they're all saying they want to do to
• 1:27:06
  each other. Well, I.
• 1:27:08
  Mean. I don't know what you do about
• 1:27:09
  it because both sides are pretty fucking adamant, you know?
• 1:27:14
  Well, I mean, I've always said that, like.
• 1:27:16
  They'll be like. Oh, they bombed Ted, what was
• 1:27:21
  that refugee camp? You know, we got a Hamas guy.
• 1:27:26
  Yeah, you just bombed A refugee camp full of women and children.
• 1:27:29
  I like. I'm supposed to think that's OK
• 1:27:31
  because you're the side that I kind of think is in the right.
• 1:27:35
  Not really, man. I don't think killing people is
• 1:27:38
  like, OK, if there was one Hamas guy there, but there was like,
• 1:27:41
  however many women, children and, you know, innocent
• 1:27:44
  bystanders, is that going to make it better?
• 1:27:50
  No. No.
• 1:27:53
  They might be out for revenge. Both sides are.
• 1:27:55
  And that's what's scary, you know?
• 1:27:58
  Yeah, and and they both might use human Shields, but that
• 1:28:01
  doesn't mean that the, you know that that cost the human shield.
• 1:28:05
  Collateral damage too. Like that actually is a thing.
• 1:28:09
  So you get the the the both sides of the coin right.
• 1:28:13
  A lot of these rockets, the both sides are firing, aren't like
• 1:28:16
  the most accurate things in the world either.
• 1:28:20
  No. Well, and that's like that's my.
• 1:28:22
  Israel's are more accurate generally, but that's what makes
• 1:28:26
  you think when they bought like do do.
• 1:28:29
  If they did see, that's the thing.
• 1:28:30
  They did lie a lot about the whole hospital thing, so you
• 1:28:34
  can't even really bother. That's why I like, gradually pay
• 1:28:36
  attention. I scroll through.
• 1:28:38
  You know what I do? I scroll through when I'm on the
• 1:28:40
  shitter, 'cause, you know, they might be called X now, but it'll
• 1:28:43
  still always be shitter to me after I just just celebrated my
• 1:28:47
  15 year anniversary with X. Yeah, X has been around for 15
• 1:28:51
  years. No, I was Twitter.
• 1:28:53
  And you know, my response to that post was Sam.
• 1:28:57
  Wow, what a waste of time. Thanks for reminding me I should
• 1:29:02
  use Twitter less and look at this bullshit because because
• 1:29:07
  you want to know my heart. Stop killing each other and
• 1:29:10
  they'll be like whoa, but this is more complicated than that.
• 1:29:13
  All right, cool. But you heard my opinion.
• 1:29:16
  I think you should maybe fucking grab a Turkey and fucking cuddle
• 1:29:21
  up by the fire and learn each other's language or something
• 1:29:24
  that seems more wholesome to me. Although you know I, I know you
• 1:29:31
  know. They know each other's language
• 1:29:33
  and they know they hate each other for fucking reasons.
• 1:29:35
  And well, but you also, I know you don't like pit bulls either.
• 1:29:45
  No, I'm not a fan. Not a fan.
• 1:29:49
  I don't even know if I want to. Like, I want to trick or treat.
• 1:29:52
  And obviously it was Halloween. So first, yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Went with his grandmother. She basically took him around
• 1:29:59
  all her old lady friends and got him lots of big candy bars,
• 1:30:04
  'cause they're all good heart, these little grandchildren.
• 1:30:07
  Of all the people that she hangs out with, that her old people
• 1:30:10
  building, right, they'll all give him like big candy bars and
• 1:30:14
  shit. So he went around and did that,
• 1:30:15
  and I'm pretty sure he went to the the police station, was
• 1:30:18
  giving out like candy with like safety instructions and shit
• 1:30:23
  like that. But he likes cops.
• 1:30:25
  He he actually, that was when they asked him at school what he
• 1:30:27
  wanted to be for a living. He said he want to be.
• 1:30:29
  I think I've said this before, a police officer and and and that
• 1:30:34
  must have given you like. Oh, no.
• 1:30:36
  Oh no. Really.
• 1:30:39
  Not really. That's a noble fucking pursuit
• 1:30:41
  for a good six year old. Yeah, I mean it is I I'm just
• 1:30:47
  kind of, I'm giving you a hard time because you know, I know
• 1:30:50
  your stance on cops and. I'll say this like the few times
• 1:30:55
  I've interacted with cops, with my son, it's been not because of
• 1:31:01
  me being a bad guy and I've asked them, not just him, but
• 1:31:06
  also like two of his cousins. Hey officer, we have children in
• 1:31:11
  the house. So you know, when you come in,
• 1:31:14
  could you please just, you know, not not try to scare the kids
• 1:31:17
  because like. I mean, that's a long story.
• 1:31:21
  I don't know. We're supposed to talk about
• 1:31:23
  Israel. I beat up a guy basically
• 1:31:27
  because he stole. He stole my wife's debit card
• 1:31:31
  because he was a junkie, lowlife friend of her cousin that we
• 1:31:34
  were staying with. And he was talking to me that
• 1:31:38
  same morning he was talking to me, and I was trying to convince
• 1:31:43
  him to go get himself in a rehab program and straighten his life
• 1:31:46
  out. And right after that
• 1:31:47
  conversation when he said he went to go to the bathroom.
• 1:31:50
  He walked in to my bedroom, closed door, opened it, went in,
• 1:31:57
  found my wife's purse next to my sleeping son and stole her debit
• 1:32:01
  card so that he could go to like the liquor store, like a packie
• 1:32:05
  that we call him out here if you didn't know.
• 1:32:08
  I'm not sure they called him that elsewhere.
• 1:32:12
  And he bought like a pack or two of cigarettes and some cheap
• 1:32:17
  fucking booze. And then tried to take a bunch
• 1:32:21
  of money out on a debit card, and by that point it rejected
• 1:32:24
  him because she knew it was missing immediately.
• 1:32:28
  But I didn't think it was him immediately.
• 1:32:30
  I was like, Nah, you must have dropped it or whatever until
• 1:32:33
  there was a charge because she hadn't left the house.
• 1:32:37
  He did. And then he came back.
• 1:32:40
  And this is the audacity of this motherfucker.
• 1:32:42
  I'm not even kidding you. We had a court case about this.
• 1:32:44
  He was found guilty. This is a matter of fucking
• 1:32:47
  public record. But fucking.
• 1:32:50
  He came back with these spoils of his little his little theft,
• 1:32:55
  his escapade, right. And what did he do?
• 1:32:59
  He tried to order pizza with my wife's credit card right in
• 1:33:02
  front of us. So I picked him up by the shirt
• 1:33:09
  and I snatched the credit card. And then I picked him up off the
• 1:33:13
  ground by the shirt because I'm a big guy and he's not.
• 1:33:17
  And it's one of the advantages you have.
• 1:33:19
  An intimidation factor was when you pick somebody up.
• 1:33:23
  Most people don't get picked up very often.
• 1:33:26
  It's not something they're used to.
• 1:33:31
  Yeah. Usually react at all, basically.
• 1:33:34
  I mean, especially if you squeeze really hard.
• 1:33:40
  They're too busy. Like, ah, my ribs and then you
• 1:33:43
  just. Throw.
• 1:33:45
  No, this is the strategy of a big man.
• 1:33:47
  That's why that's what you do when you're a bouncer.
• 1:33:49
  If you actually have to get physical with somebody or a
• 1:33:52
  security guard and you don't have any like weapons, like some
• 1:33:55
  places, they won't allow you. Especially if you're working
• 1:33:57
  around celebrities. Some places you aren't allowed
• 1:34:00
  to have any weapons. You just that's why they hire
• 1:34:03
  big scary looking hairy dudes 'cause you pick them up and you.
• 1:34:10
  It's most times at that point they get the message right.
• 1:34:14
  Yeah, it. Was like.
• 1:34:15
  Three or four times I ever had to forcibly remove somebody from
• 1:34:18
  a venue, right. Personally.
• 1:34:22
  And the two of them were just, hey, how about you don't do that
• 1:34:29
  anymore? How about you come with me,
• 1:34:30
  we're going outside and they're like, yeah, all right,
• 1:34:36
  gentlemen. And then the four other people
• 1:34:37
  that had just swarmed them next to me that are all usually as
• 1:34:41
  big as me. A lot of times there's Samoan.
• 1:34:46
  Oh yeah, the and yeah. And those, those guys look like,
• 1:34:50
  you know, monsters. Yeah, monsters.
• 1:34:53
  Monsters. You know what I mean?
• 1:34:56
  Like, not, not not in a disrespectful way.
• 1:34:58
  They were fucking like Samoans get get a reputation for being
• 1:35:03
  fat but most of them guys were bodybuilding them.
• 1:35:06
  No, no, no. I've I've, I've known some
• 1:35:10
  Samoans a a lot I I went to college with.
• 1:35:13
  This. They're big.
• 1:35:15
  Don't get me wrong, they're built wide.
• 1:35:17
  You know what's funny is that? What's that Disney cartoon with
• 1:35:20
  the rock in it? It.
• 1:35:23
  It's. Cartoony, but it almost gets the
• 1:35:25
  proportion of a lot of Samoan dudes right with the giant upper
• 1:35:28
  body dude. Oh the oh the the the Moana.
• 1:35:32
  Yeah, I never saw that, but I know.
• 1:35:36
  It's actually fairly good and I would say on the woke scale, it
• 1:35:39
  doesn't bother me 'cause it's just paying tribute to that
• 1:35:41
  culture and it's kind of unique to it.
• 1:35:43
  And it's his culture, literally. Or at least half of it.
• 1:35:49
  No, I I want to I. Want an important culture in his
• 1:35:52
  life and his wrestling too? You know what I mean?
• 1:35:55
  I want to. Be anybody without his Samoan
• 1:35:57
  heritage and his family lineage. If you think about it, I want.
• 1:36:01
  To and his God-given talent. Yeah, no.
• 1:36:06
  I went to college with the with the Samoan and he said the one
• 1:36:10
  thing that you know the one thing always kind of he always
• 1:36:15
  kind of felt bad was because I mean he's super down to earth
• 1:36:18
  like everyone's everyone's kind. Everyone was kind of scared of
• 1:36:21
  him just because how big he was. Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  And he's a he's a he's a giant teddy bear basically.
• 1:36:28
  But like everyone was. Just no, no.
• 1:36:30
  They're fucking. They're wonderful.
• 1:36:32
  Like to work with. They're like, no, they.
• 1:36:34
  Are actually no motherfuckers out there?
• 1:36:36
  Was the SMO and bodyguards, dude.
• 1:36:38
  Like they knew their shit. They all had like ear pieces on
• 1:36:41
  and shit. I'm feeling like a fucking
• 1:36:43
  scrub, man, but I'm as big as most of them, so they at least
• 1:36:47
  treat you like a peer, you know? And you?
• 1:36:50
  Know like ain't no like clique ISM about it or anything.
• 1:36:54
  It's just the thing I noticed is like that they have a genetic
• 1:36:57
  predisposition to be big the way I'm big and throw people around.
• 1:37:02
  And a lot of them seem to make a lot of money off of it and.
• 1:37:05
  That's. Pretty based actually.
• 1:37:07
  That is one That is one thing that I think he would like about
• 1:37:11
  this. Including The Rock.
• 1:37:12
  If you think about it he got paid a lot of money to use his
• 1:37:15
  size and athleticism to just throw people around.
• 1:37:19
  Yeah, well that is one thing on the on Rogan's interview with
• 1:37:23
  Musk yesterday is because he and for for the folks that we might
• 1:37:30
  not remember. What did he say?
• 1:37:32
  Anything good? Well, you remember when he was,
• 1:37:35
  when he and Musk were going to, when he and when Musk and
• 1:37:39
  Zuckerberg were going to, like, fight you.
• 1:37:43
  Remember that is that. Still.
• 1:37:44
  Well, well. Zuck.
• 1:37:46
  Chickened out. And Musk.
• 1:37:50
  And Musk. Look.
• 1:37:53
  Ignoring money, ignoring who Zuckerberg is.
• 1:37:56
  Ignoring his wrongs. Ignoring that he banned me flat
• 1:37:59
  out from his sight forever for no reason at all as a
• 1:38:03
  middle-aged man that's kind of a nerd and has some fighting
• 1:38:08
  experience. I won't hold that against him,
• 1:38:12
  if you know what I mean. He has.
• 1:38:13
  None. He was training.
• 1:38:15
  Training is one thing. Even sparring is one thing.
• 1:38:19
  But a fight? Can really fucking hurt you.
• 1:38:22
  Especially they're two untrained fighters with no fight
• 1:38:24
  experience. Well, also, though Elon is a
• 1:38:27
  Elon. How soft core they go.
• 1:38:29
  Even with pads, there's a good chance a middle-aged man is
• 1:38:33
  going to like tear a quad. I almost tore a quad today just
• 1:38:36
  stepping in a hole by accident. Charlie horse out the ass and I
• 1:38:39
  can feel if you're a big man, that's the thing you know is
• 1:38:44
  what it feels like. To pull that muscle and even to
• 1:38:48
  come close to tearing it. And I came as close as fucking
• 1:38:51
  shit today just 'cause I stepped in a hole, 'cause I'm 40, you
• 1:38:54
  know what I mean? I ain't fucking 20 anymore where
• 1:38:56
  I could bounce back. Yeah, no, but that but but so,
• 1:39:02
  but so much was basically saying that.
• 1:39:04
  They laughed with Kevin Nash tearing his quad.
• 1:39:06
  Brother's what, 7 feet tall. Lucky, Yeah, he tore his quad
• 1:39:12
  walking. Yeah, but he's 7 feet tall.
• 1:39:15
  I feel you. Yeah, and he was in his 40s, I
• 1:39:18
  think. I get it, but no, Musk said that
• 1:39:23
  he could basically just beat Zuck by just throwing him,
• 1:39:28
  because Elon Musk is actually Elon Musk.
• 1:39:33
  They're not in the same weight class at all.
• 1:39:35
  No. Musk is actually a big dude.
• 1:39:37
  So he he was he was saying that like he could just he could just
• 1:39:42
  literally like he could literally just like what did.
• 1:39:47
  What did what did Joe think of that assessment?
• 1:39:50
  Does he agree? He was like, yeah, he was like
• 1:39:53
  well and. Also, I hadn't thought.
• 1:39:55
  About it, but yeah, I thought because they had agreed to a
• 1:39:57
  fight, I figured they would be the same weight class.
• 1:40:00
  No. I mean, they give me a height
• 1:40:02
  difference and you still be like, 'cause how do you think I
• 1:40:05
  got fights? You know what I mean?
• 1:40:08
  Yeah. Trim down a bit if you want to
• 1:40:10
  fight the light heavyweights right.
• 1:40:12
  If you're a natural heavyweight, it's tough to fucking trim
• 1:40:14
  weight. I'll tell you, a gain weight for
• 1:40:17
  the smaller guys is way easier than trimming weight when you're
• 1:40:20
  a natural heavyweight well and also like you want to.
• 1:40:25
  Actually do when. You're a businessman for real,
• 1:40:28
  and you're just doing it as a lark because you're having a
• 1:40:30
  midlife crisis or whatever. Yeah, but also but.
• 1:40:35
  Also. The Golden Boy is not free from
• 1:40:38
  criticism either. Is a little midlife.
• 1:40:41
  Crisis. He to all of a sudden decide
• 1:40:43
  he's a fighter. No, you know what I mean?
• 1:40:44
  Yeah, he's a big guy and he could win, but it's it's true of
• 1:40:48
  both of them because they agreed to a fight at one point.
• 1:40:51
  In theory, yeah. Well, well.
• 1:40:54
  But unlike unlike Zuckerberg, Elon.
• 1:40:57
  And not delivering is very like anti PT Barnum of them.
• 1:41:02
  Well that well, that was that was so Elon Musk because.
• 1:41:06
  You don't put a gun on the table, gentlemen.
• 1:41:09
  And then don't use it in the scene.
• 1:41:11
  Yeah, yeah. No, I I think was.
• 1:41:14
  I think was. I love to watch.
• 1:41:15
  The fight, even if it is Elon just picking him up and throw
• 1:41:18
  him as a big guy, respect that. He said that.
• 1:41:21
  That's the strategy because if you're a big guy, you're just
• 1:41:23
  going to pick him up and fucking throw.
• 1:41:25
  I didn't know. I figured they were going to
• 1:41:27
  meet at like 185 or something because they're a bunch of
• 1:41:29
  corporate schlubs and they probably eat fast food all the
• 1:41:32
  time. Well, well also though I I
• 1:41:36
  think, I think Zuck realized he was kind of out of his element
• 1:41:38
  because the thing the thing I must because he actually, he
• 1:41:41
  grew up in South Africa during apartheid and so he actually he
• 1:41:47
  actually got into fights early on like say what you will.
• 1:41:53
  I'm question it. I'm just saying like, yeah, if
• 1:41:57
  there's that much of A weight difference, that part doesn't
• 1:42:00
  even matter. Two complete scrub newbies never
• 1:42:03
  fought a real fight like a even an amateur fight in their life.
• 1:42:06
  They've only sparred and they're not in the same weight class.
• 1:42:11
  The one in the smaller weight class is probably going to lose,
• 1:42:14
  and it's probably going to be ugly.
• 1:42:16
  Yeah, the. Classes exist well, well, the
• 1:42:20
  one in the smaller weight class who's?
• 1:42:21
  It's just not fair otherwise. The one who's never this, the
• 1:42:27
  guy who's in a smaller weight class, who's never fought
• 1:42:30
  because he was in prep school. I was like versus the scrappy
• 1:42:34
  kid who, you know, fought for. I might be a grappler, but like
• 1:42:38
  even this is the truth truism even in like boxing.
• 1:42:43
  Yeah. Because they hit harder.
• 1:42:45
  They're like, maybe you can get a small guy that has like a hard
• 1:42:49
  1-2, like he's got that one combination he can really land
• 1:42:53
  and put it in right. Yeah.
• 1:42:56
  The average punch coming out of a heavyweight.
• 1:42:59
  He's probably close to as hard as that, and that's all they're
• 1:43:02
  throwing. You're you're lightweight.
• 1:43:06
  You can only throw so much weight behind it, yeah.
• 1:43:10
  Especially with gloves on. Well, no.
• 1:43:13
  It it's like. Right, and you're going to pick
• 1:43:16
  your and Defense has been the name of the game basically since
• 1:43:21
  the days of Rocky Marching. Oh, another topic on the lost
• 1:43:23
  episode. Random ass shit.
• 1:43:27
  Well, also like. Then it scrambles about King
• 1:43:30
  Philip's War for fucking 10 minutes in.
• 1:43:34
  The comes in, comes in. Sam's like, I want to talk about
• 1:43:38
  the Elon Musk Joe Rogan interview.
• 1:43:39
  I'm like, have you heard about the story of the first
• 1:43:42
  Thanksgiving? Well, well considering this
• 1:43:47
  episode is like titled the 1st of November, though it is, it is
• 1:43:50
  appropriate though so. Well, hey, if you're if you're
• 1:43:55
  of that stripe that believes in freedom, and if you're listening
• 1:43:58
  to this show, you do and maybe me and you differ on what
• 1:44:01
  freedom is, and that's OK, right?
• 1:44:03
  At least, you know, like being thankful.
• 1:44:05
  Like, I don't know. Like the left wants to paint the
• 1:44:09
  first Thanksgiving is bad. And I get it how some Indian
• 1:44:13
  tribes probably from other parts of the country, maybe don't see
• 1:44:16
  it the same. But like up here, like, like
• 1:44:20
  most of us know that story. That's local history.
• 1:44:24
  That's this country's history. Yeah, they fought.
• 1:44:27
  You're right. They fought.
• 1:44:28
  And people killed each other on both sides.
• 1:44:31
  And then it was like the worst winter in history.
• 1:44:33
  And those Indians were just like, you know, white dude, you
• 1:44:36
  OK? Like, here's some turkeys.
• 1:44:38
  Let's just fucking get warm. And.
• 1:44:41
  Well, here's some shit. And they were like, hey, have
• 1:44:43
  you tried corn? Here's my question, Max.
• 1:44:47
  How do you? Here's the most important
• 1:44:49
  question. How do you like to prepare all
• 1:44:51
  your Turkey? Gently.
• 1:44:54
  Oh, I I I'll share. I'm a fantastic chef, I know.
• 1:45:00
  I prepare 2. Generally speaking, in terms of
• 1:45:05
  like seasoning, I just roast them.
• 1:45:07
  But I I lightly season them, usually with just like basil and
• 1:45:11
  maybe a little oregano, some thyme if I'm feeling spicy and
• 1:45:17
  just roast it just right. The trick is, a lot of people
• 1:45:21
  can't cook Turkey and get it the right moistness but also the
• 1:45:24
  right, like color, right? Well, trick is that I just rub
• 1:45:30
  the littlest bit of like a teaspoon of oil on the palm of
• 1:45:33
  my hand. And I massage the Turkey all
• 1:45:39
  over its Turkey body right before after I put the seasoning
• 1:45:44
  on. So what that does do you brine
• 1:45:48
  the Turkey? No, no.
• 1:45:52
  I just get a fresh Turkey. I get the ones with like all the
• 1:45:55
  fucking gizzards and neck like separate.
• 1:45:58
  And I don't even use them. I know a lot of Southern people
• 1:46:00
  use them. I find them.
• 1:46:03
  It's kind of gross, but that's because, like, I have a specific
• 1:46:05
  diet anyway. I can really only eat the white
• 1:46:07
  meat anyway, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:46:10
  We'll eat. Two of them.
• 1:46:12
  So you don't run out of it because we use the dark meat to
• 1:46:15
  make. I use the dark meat to make like
• 1:46:17
  soup and sandwiches with a Portuguese roll.
• 1:46:22
  My God, I make the the Turkey sandwiches on.
• 1:46:26
  I guess it's kind of a local thing because Port Portuguese
• 1:46:29
  people aren't like. And I don't mean Brazilian.
• 1:46:32
  I mean from Portugal. You feel me in Europe.
• 1:46:36
  That's where, like my my step dad's family's from.
• 1:46:39
  They're all Portuguese, like my great grandmother and and her
• 1:46:44
  husband. He only spoke Portuguese and she
• 1:46:47
  mostly. Spoke Portuguese.
• 1:46:51
  So we have that culture here. They all settled in this one
• 1:46:54
  spot and like their bulky roles that they cook are.
• 1:46:58
  Like, they have this, like really good.
• 1:47:00
  It's hard but soft texture, similar to like French bread,
• 1:47:05
  but a little more hearty. And to make Turkey sandwiches
• 1:47:08
  and the leftovers of them things is divine.
• 1:47:11
  But you got to get them rolls on a Sunday morning because they're
• 1:47:14
  all the bakers, are all fucking Catholic.
• 1:47:16
  And if you get them when they're going out of church, that's when
• 1:47:19
  they've baked up the most. Especially if you get them
• 1:47:21
  during Lent because you can get the hot cross bun take on it.
• 1:47:26
  And Hot Cross Buns are fucking amazing.
• 1:47:31
  They are. I've had one, Yeah.
• 1:47:35
  Well, like around here, like everybody's Catholic.
• 1:47:37
  I was talking to my wife about this.
• 1:47:39
  It's like her dad, you know, I talk about my father-in-law was
• 1:47:43
  a bit of a rebel himself in his own way.
• 1:47:46
  And by that it's 'cause he was raised Catholic because.
• 1:47:50
  His mother is literally in charge of Catholic education for
• 1:47:53
  like the air, the area he grew up in, like not just that one
• 1:47:56
  city, but all of it. She's like the head nun she
• 1:47:59
  passed recently out of very short battle with cancer.
• 1:48:05
  Well, it was probably long, but when she from when she found out
• 1:48:07
  until when she was gone with only a couple months.
• 1:48:11
  But she was an old Catholic Church lady and my
• 1:48:15
  father-in-law. As corny as I saw him in his
• 1:48:20
  middle age when I first met him, and he hated my guts and he was
• 1:48:23
  like a Bible thumper in his own way.
• 1:48:26
  He was rebellious and he used to like rock'n'roll.
• 1:48:29
  He played in a band. We're actually more alike.
• 1:48:31
  That's why he ended up becoming so close with me.
• 1:48:33
  But at first he hated me. But he rebelled against being
• 1:48:38
  Catholic and became like a born again.
• 1:48:41
  But then he fell out with the church because he didn't believe
• 1:48:44
  in like the organized church being the only way to God
• 1:48:47
  anymore. And he became a minister like
• 1:48:49
  me. I got him registered right
• 1:48:52
  before he died because that was, I felt that he deserved.
• 1:48:55
  A title like that? I'm a of course ordained
• 1:48:58
  minister, you know like churches well and you can be due for like
• 1:49:01
  5 bucks. I guess it's meaningless, but I
• 1:49:06
  have studied like various branches of theology.
• 1:49:10
  To the point that I feel it's OK to and I've I I by the way, I
• 1:49:14
  just got my like certificate about that for how long I've
• 1:49:16
  been certified. I've been certified for 14 or 15
• 1:49:22
  years and I've married people and I've performed services,
• 1:49:25
  weddings and a couple funerals. Yeah.
• 1:49:27
  No, you. You have you have a pretty.
• 1:49:33
  I don't register with the state of Massachusetts for one reason.
• 1:49:36
  It's 'cause they they have a random selection pool for people
• 1:49:39
  that like, don't have a pastor. And I don't want to be forced to
• 1:49:44
  do a gay wedding because I genuinely like, don't, don't
• 1:49:50
  like that it's. I would be uncomfortable.
• 1:49:54
  That's what it is. I don't want to ruin.
• 1:49:55
  It's not even like I hate you. I don't want to ruin your day
• 1:49:58
  because I'm the uncomfortable guy.
• 1:49:59
  But I would find it. How could I not?
• 1:50:03
  I I I hate it. I just think that the government
• 1:50:07
  ought to stay out of marriage, honestly.
• 1:50:09
  That's what I've been saying all along.
• 1:50:11
  Like, I just think that's not the government's business.
• 1:50:14
  It's the church, it's your community, it's you and your
• 1:50:16
  partner. It's it's a lot of things that
• 1:50:20
  should be holding you to the vow that you're making.
• 1:50:23
  And I always took all that part seriously.
• 1:50:25
  How many people don't because we've been married a pretty long
• 1:50:28
  time and we were together a long time before that.
• 1:50:30
  And I'm saying how many people I've watched.
• 1:50:33
  Take it and everybody act like, oh, they're better.
• 1:50:36
  Often times they'll be the ones acting like they're a better
• 1:50:38
  couple than you, you know what I mean?
• 1:50:40
  They like, try to power flex and they're divorced now, especially
• 1:50:44
  especially on social media. Like, this is the thing like I
• 1:50:48
  had. I actually had to get off
• 1:50:51
  Instagram for a while because there was a point when I was
• 1:50:55
  like 21 or 22 where I was really depressed because like all my
• 1:50:59
  friends from high school. Showing off these like over the
• 1:51:02
  top corny romance photos. Yeah, and and and weddings and
• 1:51:07
  like in. Weddings, yeah.
• 1:51:09
  And then I have those people. At least half for fucking
• 1:51:12
  divorced statistically, right? Yep.
• 1:51:14
  Well, yeah, a lot of them are starting to, to get divorced,
• 1:51:18
  you know, and. I'll say this, my wife's friend
• 1:51:21
  group seems to be fucking weird for our generation.
• 1:51:25
  Not me, 'cause I don't even know what's become of my quote UN
• 1:51:28
  quote friend group. I would just became the king of
• 1:51:30
  the freaks, 'cause I guess, 'cause I'm big and a little bit
• 1:51:32
  charismatic or whatever. It.
• 1:51:35
  Wasn't a title I like accepted. I was kind of just bullied them
• 1:51:39
  for the most part and made them get me like extra lunch.
• 1:51:43
  You're you're well, you're well read.
• 1:51:45
  Though I will say that like you don't look like that.
• 1:51:48
  Guy, why? I'm going to have a
• 1:51:48
  motherfucker? Because if you're stupid enough
• 1:51:50
  to get me an extra fucking lunch so I don't beat you up, then
• 1:51:53
  fucking give me an extra lunch, you know?
• 1:51:55
  I've read a. Few books.
• 1:51:56
  I know how to fucking play the game.
• 1:51:58
  You know what? One of those was.
• 1:51:59
  That's Influential young men. If you haven't read it, here we
• 1:52:02
  go. Max recommends a book, How to
• 1:52:04
  Win Friends and Influence People.
• 1:52:07
  Yep, I Yep, I've read that. Improve your interpersonal
• 1:52:11
  skills. You've read that right because
• 1:52:13
  it was probably mandated as part of a course that you took,
• 1:52:16
  whether in high. School or College?
• 1:52:17
  And no, my mom actually recommended I.
• 1:52:21
  There you go. Yeah, and your mom's a
• 1:52:23
  successful businesswoman. We might recommend the.
• 1:52:26
  Yeah, yeah, it's This is crazy how this one book has helped so
• 1:52:30
  many people, including a guy you might have heard of.
• 1:52:34
  What's his name? Oh, it's been so long, Donald J
• 1:52:37
  Trump. Oh.
• 1:52:40
  He wrote actually like one of the reprints.
• 1:52:42
  He wrote the foreword to it. Yeah.
• 1:52:45
  Well, no, that that's like, that's why, like people who say,
• 1:52:50
  oh, well, Sam's like, you know, such a nice guy.
• 1:52:53
  Like, well, you know, part of that is my nature.
• 1:52:55
  But also, like, part of that is because I read that book and was
• 1:52:59
  like, well, how can I put this into my show?
• 1:53:04
  And like, yeah, like, that's why.
• 1:53:06
  Like, I'm not, like, I'm not even saying this is like a brag.
• 1:53:10
  Like, that's why. Like, I'm not one of these,
• 1:53:12
  like, trashy, like drama streamers who says they're going
• 1:53:16
  to go to people's houses and stab people now because because
• 1:53:22
  because they're making fun of people.
• 1:53:24
  Like Cog might want to read this book.
• 1:53:28
  He. Ain't no, I mean.
• 1:53:29
  I. You know.
• 1:53:31
  Here's the thing about like, ironic posting on the Internet.
• 1:53:35
  Like I I hate to bring that up, but.
• 1:53:36
  The people that you don't, you know, No, it's fine.
• 1:53:39
  Like, 'cause that's that's something like, yeah, maybe
• 1:53:42
  there's certain people I don't want to talk about, right?
• 1:53:45
  Because because it's not, not even because they're not worth
• 1:53:48
  the time, but they're not worth the drama of because I don't
• 1:53:51
  have a beef with them. But I kind of have a beef with
• 1:53:53
  when you start, when you start saying that and you think that
• 1:53:56
  you're immune because you're irony posting.
• 1:53:59
  Let me explain how this works. OK.
• 1:54:02
  If you say you're a pedophile, ironically, I'm just going to
• 1:54:07
  take you at your word and assume you are.
• 1:54:09
  Because only somebody who's even borderline or thought about like
• 1:54:13
  you had. You're giving yourself an out in
• 1:54:16
  your own mind, I believe, if you if you do the ironic pedophile
• 1:54:21
  thing as a response to the accusation of it from.
• 1:54:26
  Whether he wants to admit or not, and I Let's look deep into
• 1:54:29
  it, It's from a brother, which is a somewhat credible source,
• 1:54:33
  but he's discredited the source as well.
• 1:54:35
  To be fair, with his other brother, saying that this guy
• 1:54:38
  has mental health issues so that then it's up for the audience to
• 1:54:41
  decide. And what Cog doesn't understand
• 1:54:44
  is like his aggressive behavior. By saying things like he wants
• 1:54:48
  to burn down the House of and stab anonymous Internet users,
• 1:54:52
  you're making fun of him. Saying your brother says you're
• 1:54:55
  a pedophile. Well, your brother did say
• 1:54:57
  you're a pedophile. And you know what?
• 1:55:00
  That's a good little headline because it says exactly what
• 1:55:03
  happened. It leaves out context, Yeah, but
• 1:55:07
  we live in the age of the Internet, and you make your
• 1:55:09
  living off the Internet. It's all sound bites and also
• 1:55:13
  it's. Not happens.
• 1:55:14
  Ours were like either me making fun of a boomer and everybody
• 1:55:17
  laughing along except him, or like toilet flush, right?
• 1:55:21
  Ours are innocent memes. Your memes are I, I've even my
• 1:55:26
  wife now is aware of Cog simply by the fact of every time
• 1:55:31
  there's a short clip on my Twitter feed of him, it's him
• 1:55:34
  spurging out. And she now knows that's the guy
• 1:55:36
  that just spurgs out about everything.
• 1:55:39
  Yeah, well, that one. See.
• 1:55:40
  Like the other thing too. Is like clip of him.
• 1:55:42
  It's going to be funny because he's going to be so fucking mad
• 1:55:45
  about some random Internet user that he says doesn't matter.
• 1:55:49
  Yeah, well then and and that and then he wants to stab like he
• 1:55:54
  can. Do whatever he wants.
• 1:55:56
  You know I just think what a what a waste of time.
• 1:56:00
  Especially when like he's relying on his audience for
• 1:56:03
  donations. However, I feel about that right
• 1:56:05
  And he gets real hostile with people in his audience.
• 1:56:08
  Well, it's don't want like maybe they wouldn't have donated.
• 1:56:11
  You're right. Right.
• 1:56:11
  Maybe they but like maybe they would have.
• 1:56:15
  I I've. I'll tell you at one point
• 1:56:17
  before the Christopher Cantwell feud I was kind of one of those
• 1:56:20
  people with him. I told him.
• 1:56:22
  You know, I would donate because you're a pro Second Amendment
• 1:56:25
  guy because he was an anarchist fucking ancap or whatever.
• 1:56:29
  I was like, you know what? I like guns.
• 1:56:32
  You say you like guns too. Go to the range and shoot and
• 1:56:35
  film that. And maybe that's like a Patreon
• 1:56:38
  thing that I might donate for and he never actually fucking
• 1:56:41
  did it. See, sometimes people are
• 1:56:43
  actually just on the fence about it and they just want to see
• 1:56:46
  something out of you. Yeah, your your job is your
• 1:56:49
  dancing fucking monkey. That's the problem.
• 1:56:52
  Our job isn't that I dance for free, bitch.
• 1:56:57
  Well, well. You know, like there's.
• 1:56:58
  More honor in dancing for free than there is for being a $2.00
• 1:57:02
  hoe on the unholy. About that one, well, I acted.
• 1:57:07
  To my radio show last night, which by the way was an absolute
• 1:57:11
  blast, and I want to thank everybody dude.
• 1:57:13
  At one point we had quite a few people in chat.
• 1:57:15
  I never thought that would happen.
• 1:57:17
  I just wanted to throw back to the old times when I used to
• 1:57:20
  play jams. And someone would listen to it
• 1:57:23
  and it was a fucking blast. So I I did.
• 1:57:26
  I did listen to a little bit of it while I was waiting for my
• 1:57:29
  folks. But yeah, Kik Kik's app wasn't
• 1:57:34
  working real well on airport Wi-Fi.
• 1:57:37
  So. The other thing was like, nobody
• 1:57:39
  was in the chat except like me and Dalek.
• 1:57:42
  And he was like, Oh well, why don't people post?
• 1:57:44
  And I'm like because Kik makes you have an account.
• 1:57:48
  And then it asks you for a phone number.
• 1:57:50
  And I don't blame anybody. Don't.
• 1:57:52
  I said don't get in chat. It's fine.
• 1:57:55
  We'll do it. Old school.
• 1:57:56
  There ain't no chat. You know, you're chatting your
• 1:57:58
  mind. And hopefully I entertain and
• 1:58:01
  and and and I feel like I did a good job.
• 1:58:03
  Everybody said it was fun, had a blast.
• 1:58:06
  It was old school. Yeah, we we pirated some shit,
• 1:58:09
  essentially. I ain't going to do it all the
• 1:58:11
  time for that very reason. But that's what we used to do
• 1:58:13
  with Cryptic, because in the end it gets shut down by the
• 1:58:16
  recording industry. We.
• 1:58:18
  I mean, I. Mean for folks who?
• 1:58:20
  Don't change the law to exempt Internet radio from the loophole
• 1:58:24
  of playing music as a broadcast station.
• 1:58:26
  As long as you had your broadcaster's license, which
• 1:58:28
  they did. Right now they said you actually
• 1:58:31
  have to license the specific music it used to be.
• 1:58:35
  If you're a broadcaster, you can play music in the good of, like,
• 1:58:39
  the public interest of collectively, what people like
• 1:58:42
  in terms of art. That's how it was decided in
• 1:58:44
  Congress and shit, right? But Internet changed the game
• 1:58:49
  'cause now people could just do pirate radio pretty easily with
• 1:58:52
  the click of a button. So they changed the law and
• 1:58:55
  basically outlawed it. And it's called the DMCA and it
• 1:58:58
  fucking sucks and everybody's still complaining about it.
• 1:59:01
  That's basically one of the things that brought it there.
• 1:59:04
  Also Napster and like Kazaa and Limewire and that kind of shit,
• 1:59:08
  which is where we used to get a lot of our legitimate music too.
• 1:59:12
  I was talking about this on the radio last night.
• 1:59:16
  Like, my friends would use that. And they're artists.
• 1:59:18
  Like they're sending me their files that way, 'cause it was
• 1:59:20
  just easy. And plus, if you can get people
• 1:59:22
  to find your shit on Kazaa legally, they might buy one of
• 1:59:26
  your albums there. There are some there.
• 1:59:29
  Are. Some how Spotify and iTunes were
• 1:59:31
  born because it turns out the piracy problem is just a
• 1:59:34
  convenience thing for the most part.
• 1:59:37
  Some people will pirate anyway, just because they can.
• 1:59:40
  And I don't blame, like. I don't blame people in today's
• 1:59:43
  day and age where they're dipping their hands in your
• 1:59:45
  pocket in every way imaginable and they just come out with, you
• 1:59:49
  know, a poop stain because they stuck their finger in your butt
• 1:59:51
  hole while they were there. I got to get my vulgarity and
• 1:59:56
  you know, it's like over now. Somebody said the language was
• 2:00:00
  atrocious. I guess they didn't hear like
• 2:00:04
  the bit about like. Obama fucking the guy on cocaine
• 2:00:07
  where I went into excruciating detail about it.
• 2:00:14
  Not that I even necessarily believe that it happened.
• 2:00:17
  Wait, just to watch people squirm.
• 2:00:20
  Wait, wait, wait, Someone in our chat like, complained?
• 2:00:24
  Yeah, like a few weeks ago. I don't think there was like a
• 2:00:26
  regular. It was somebody I've never seen
• 2:00:28
  before, but they said. They said your guest is
• 2:00:31
  atrocious and I was like, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm a motherfuking, I
• 2:00:35
  don't know where's ever. And then you were like, yeah,
• 2:00:37
  fuck. Oh yeah.
• 2:00:39
  Oh yeah, that's right. Well, yeah, if they if they were
• 2:00:42
  upset with your atrocious language, they would be upset
• 2:00:45
  with like, my horny post in there.
• 2:00:48
  Yeah. I'm with that.
• 2:00:49
  I'm like Sam the wrestling girl. Does AEW have any like actual
• 2:00:56
  wrestler women? Or is it just tits and ass?
• 2:01:01
  I've never seen y'all post anything that isn't tits and ass
• 2:01:04
  wrestlers. None of them look like
• 2:01:05
  legitimate athletes in any way. They look like underwear.
• 2:01:09
  They look like Divas from back in the day.
• 2:01:13
  You say what you want about Charlotte Flair.
• 2:01:14
  She looks like a fucking athlete.
• 2:01:16
  She works on her fucking body. You're not a muscular person.
• 2:01:21
  Me either. I'm not even rating her
• 2:01:22
  attractiveness, but I'm saying she looks like somebody who
• 2:01:25
  could probably kick your ass, let alone another. 1 Same thing,
• 2:01:29
  right? Yeah.
• 2:01:30
  Well, Gina, what's? And Jade Cargill, I guess was
• 2:01:33
  the one that they had, but she was just on like smack down.
• 2:01:37
  Well, well, Gina. Well, Gina Carano.
• 2:01:41
  But I mean, she's out of the industry altogether, Toronto
• 2:01:45
  wrestled. I didn't know that.
• 2:01:48
  She I thought she was an actress.
• 2:01:51
  Gina Carano was like in MMA for, like, a long time.
• 2:01:57
  Boss, look, you guys should OK, but like on a week to week basis
• 2:02:00
  all you guys talk about is Velvet Sky and like I've watched
• 2:02:05
  or whatever. What's her name?
• 2:02:06
  Blue. Is it Blue Pants?
• 2:02:08
  Is she blue pants from NXT? Is that why she's blue?
• 2:02:12
  Sky. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:15
  OK then, I know who she is and she's like, Nah.
• 2:02:20
  Yeah. I know as a wrestler, I'm just
• 2:02:23
  purely judging her wrestling. Yeah, I know she's it's Matt.
• 2:02:28
  Yeah, not only into it cause 'cause, 'cause if it was, if it
• 2:02:30
  were wrestling you, cared about, you wouldn't care about her
• 2:02:33
  turning evil. And be like yes, be my evil
• 2:02:36
  mommy you. Sick fox I have.
• 2:02:42
  You know I'm in a damn Mr. Sir, and that is a sin.
• 2:02:46
  And you're dirty. And you should.
• 2:02:48
  You should go prey upon your fucking sins between you and
• 2:02:52
  Jesus. Amen.
• 2:02:57
  You want her to be your goth mommy?
• 2:02:59
  Yeah, I get you, 'cause you think she's hot.
• 2:03:02
  There's no and you can't. You can't.
• 2:03:05
  Is there anything else other than that, You dirty
• 2:03:09
  motherfuckers. Jesus is watching you and he's
• 2:03:15
  he's rubbing his fucking words, shaking his finger in shame.
• 2:03:24
  Blue sky, velvet sky. It's the skies that are always
• 2:03:27
  the one that, like, show their ass on the bottom rope, ain't
• 2:03:30
  it? Yeah, I I, I I had a whole What
• 2:03:37
  happened to Wendy Richter? You know what Wendy Richter look
• 2:03:40
  like? She'd eat all that motherfucking
• 2:03:42
  bitches for breakfast, don't she?
• 2:03:44
  Fabulous Mueller. Probably could.
• 2:03:46
  For real. Legit.
• 2:03:49
  You know what I'm saying? And then and you're not even
• 2:03:51
  allowed to talk about her because she because her female
• 2:03:55
  wrestlers were also doing another job on the side and they
• 2:03:59
  make her out to be the devil because of it.
• 2:04:01
  But that's just how the industry was like showbiz is all like
• 2:04:04
  that. And you think wrestling's not
• 2:04:05
  showbiz? Well, here's here's the thing.
• 2:04:09
  Is product of her time. She'd be like, yes, I have some
• 2:04:12
  girls and if you get them on the car they can do favors for the
• 2:04:14
  boys. Yeah, that's how it was.
• 2:04:17
  It was like that. I actually don't.
• 2:04:19
  I don't think you can. The thing is, WWE has stripped
• 2:04:23
  her accomplishments, but Fabulous Moo was the champion
• 2:04:25
  for like 30 years. And it's for the same reason
• 2:04:27
  Bruno San Fran Martino was the champion forever.
• 2:04:31
  Because it was believable. Because she looked like she
• 2:04:34
  could actually fucking stretch these girls in real life if it
• 2:04:37
  was a fight. Yeah.
• 2:04:40
  She could be trained, all of them, anyway.
• 2:04:42
  And she And even when she got old, she could probably still
• 2:04:44
  kick your ass like a Stu Hart kind of thing.
• 2:04:47
  Yeah, so Gina, Gina Carano. Her thing was, she was in MMA
• 2:04:53
  and then transitioned to acting. Yeah, but I'm talking about the
• 2:04:58
  shit you guys share. No, no, no.
• 2:05:00
  I feel interested in the AW Women's division.
• 2:05:02
  All right. Like, let's take Blue Sky off
• 2:05:04
  the table, because that one's obvious.
• 2:05:06
  Name me a woman in the AW Women's division that's having
• 2:05:10
  great matches and that's what you're there.
• 2:05:12
  For. I'll wait.
• 2:05:17
  Tony Storm from the clips I've seen is actually matches or or
• 2:05:23
  her new persona where she's like a silent movie star and acting
• 2:05:27
  all hot and and you sharing pictures of her like rubbing
• 2:05:31
  something on her ass in front of the commentator.
• 2:05:33
  Yeah, you're going to tell me, Sam, with a straight face that
• 2:05:37
  you're sharing pictures of her rubbing her panties because you
• 2:05:40
  think she's such a good fucking wrestler.
• 2:05:45
  That's, hey, that's not me that does that, that that's well,
• 2:05:49
  Jen's fucking replies, talking about I I I wouldn't even be
• 2:05:53
  able to concentrate if she put her panties in front of me at
• 2:05:56
  commentary. And you're going to sit here
• 2:05:58
  with straight face, Mr. Whitfield.
• 2:06:04
  You're going to see her with a straight face and tell me that
• 2:06:06
  you shared that clip and engaged in the conversation about it
• 2:06:11
  because you think she's a really good.
• 2:06:13
  Female. Wrestler.
• 2:06:17
  No, that that's not. That's not why I shared it,
• 2:06:20
  obviously. But obviously that's what I'm
• 2:06:25
  saying. Y'all need a Jesus or something.
• 2:06:29
  Well, bless your little hearts, man.
• 2:06:32
  Horny for the wrestling chicks. I honestly as big a wrestling
• 2:06:36
  fan as I was. Growing up after about Sunny, I
• 2:06:40
  was over it. And you know what?
• 2:06:42
  Sonny proves the point. She just got like 26 years.
• 2:06:46
  Here's here's the Here's the thing, though.
• 2:06:49
  The woke, the woke mob killed the killed the model, the
• 2:06:54
  modeling industry. So now all the hot chicks have
• 2:06:58
  to go into wrestling. That was what, like the TNA
• 2:07:01
  Knockouts division was. And then a lot of them bitches
• 2:07:03
  learned to wrestle. Actually, yeah.
• 2:07:06
  But yeah, people started out sucking and they were just like
• 2:07:10
  they their whole gimmick. And I That's why I didn't really
• 2:07:13
  like it at first. Was to shake their little booty
• 2:07:15
  on the at the fucking ring ropes, right?
• 2:07:17
  That's. Why?
• 2:07:18
  It's dumb, but they ended up being good wrestlers and good
• 2:07:21
  heels and shit and I'll give them their view.
• 2:07:24
  They weren't just pretty chicks, but all y'all is sharing is
• 2:07:28
  panty shots of Blue Sky and Tony Storm.
• 2:07:32
  And you ain't appreciate, you know, wrestling.
• 2:07:35
  I've seen. But Hart and Shawn Michaels go
• 2:07:38
  at it for an hour and it doesn't look like slapping your ass in
• 2:07:41
  front of the commentator, my friend.
• 2:07:46
  Maybe you're thigh. Maybe Shawn does a little too
• 2:07:49
  much of that. You're not.
• 2:07:51
  You're not RAW. What's the called the fuck out
• 2:07:55
  by a minister, no less? You should say some Hail Marys
• 2:08:01
  or something. Uh.
• 2:08:03
  Oh, oh. I forgiveness.
• 2:08:05
  Oh, I I do. Oh, I do.
• 2:08:09
  But it's it's not Even so much for that.
• 2:08:12
  I, my wife, just came in and said not.
• 2:08:16
  She's been listening to a couple minutes and she said not those
• 2:08:18
  kind of Hail Marys and the ones with five knuckles.
• 2:08:25
  No, I I I added that part to be fair.
• 2:08:29
  I'm vulgar, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:08:33
  Well, well, we both are that. That's that's what she meant,
• 2:08:38
  though. That's the whole thing.
• 2:08:39
  I just put it in the most vulgar way possible.
• 2:08:43
  Yes. So that's why I make the big
• 2:08:46
  bucks here on the Whitfield report, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:08:48
  Well. Listen, we did have a.
• 2:08:51
  We did have a. We did have a president.
• 2:08:53
  We actually did have a president.
• 2:08:55
  Who? Said I like to grab them women
• 2:09:00
  by the pussy, which finally, which my only problem with that
• 2:09:04
  no, he didn't say I like to. He said they'd let you.
• 2:09:08
  They want. You.
• 2:09:09
  To which he's not wrong. Yeah, he was.
• 2:09:12
  Just talking about hoes and if that's a crime then you got to
• 2:09:16
  put Esham in jail because I've been bumping $2.00 hoe for, you
• 2:09:20
  know, since I was a kid. There's just a certain type of
• 2:09:24
  girl and I'm kind of, I'm kind of convinced that this the kind
• 2:09:31
  of girl y'all are sharing that. I swear to God, Sam, I have seen
• 2:09:36
  a lot of shit in WWE that I consider trash TV.
• 2:09:40
  But that pony Storm, That was Tony Storm rolling on the desk,
• 2:09:43
  right? Yes.
• 2:09:45
  What did she do exactly? Described the scene for us.
• 2:09:49
  My wife's listening, by the way. No pressure.
• 2:09:55
  I mean, I could just pull the clip up.
• 2:09:57
  That would be. That would be, no.
• 2:09:59
  But it's better if you describe it first.
• 2:10:03
  I think the audience, hey, we have audio listeners, you know,
• 2:10:06
  people. People up there, you know, you
• 2:10:08
  got to give it to them. That's true.
• 2:10:11
  Well, shit, now I'm such an asshole.
• 2:10:18
  No, first, First off, I'm not. I'm I'm the I'm the reply guy.
• 2:10:23
  It's it's Nashville. Who's like Mr. Black
• 2:10:27
  Conservative. Oh, you're not always just the
• 2:10:30
  reply guy on the Simpy wrestling post.
• 2:10:32
  Don't give me that either. I've seen it, Sam.
• 2:10:36
  We've all seen it. The people that watch this show
• 2:10:39
  follow you on Twitter. They've all seen it, the
• 2:10:44
  Thurston and then and then and you're all thirst and then
• 2:10:47
  you're all like, well, I'm not the thirsty one, I'm actually,
• 2:10:50
  I'm shaming him for thirsty and it's the circle.
• 2:10:53
  And so you all cover each other that way.
• 2:10:56
  But really, it's. Just the first trap circle for
• 2:10:59
  wrestling bitches, which are actually really kind of probably
• 2:11:03
  low on the tonal pole in terms of like what you'd want to make
• 2:11:07
  an actual wife. If you think about it for five
• 2:11:10
  seconds, I'm sorry to say, but there's probably a lot of
• 2:11:13
  sleeping your way to top in the wrestling business, particularly
• 2:11:17
  probably in the indie wrestling business, if you you know what I
• 2:11:20
  mean? But even Vince McMahon just paid
• 2:11:22
  off some bitches. That's why they, like, pushed
• 2:11:24
  him out for a while or whatever, right?
• 2:11:25
  So like, all I'm saying is maybe you don't want a wrestling
• 2:11:31
  girlfriend, 'cause they might be Tammy Lynn Sitch.
• 2:11:35
  Well, well, a lot of them have. A lot of them have issues too.
• 2:11:39
  Or like Miss Elizabeth Right, the wholesome Miss Elizabeth
• 2:11:42
  that died of a drug overdose. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 2:11:47
  Or like these girls, even the ones you think are probably
• 2:11:50
  decent, that have banged like every wrestling guy you know.
• 2:11:53
  And if that turns you on, by the way, if that's a plus, you're
• 2:11:57
  what they call if there's a medical term for that, a cock.
• 2:12:02
  Yeah, which I which I'm not. I'm not one of those.
• 2:12:05
  Right, Right. So I'm saying like, yeah, I get
• 2:12:08
  it. You think they're hot.
• 2:12:09
  I'm just pointing out, I mentioned don't meet girls at a
• 2:12:13
  wrestling show. I've said this before and
• 2:12:16
  everybody kind of agreed with me.
• 2:12:17
  I think you guys missed also that like it means the wrestler
• 2:12:20
  or women too. Yeah.
• 2:12:23
  No, I they are not wife material.
• 2:12:25
  I actually did get that part of the memo every once in a while,
• 2:12:30
  but probably only two like either A either it's this one
• 2:12:34
  rare like AJ and and CM Punk where they just say married
• 2:12:38
  forever because they're both a couple like nerds, or they have
• 2:12:43
  like some horrible public breakup and then it's like ultra
• 2:12:46
  embarrassing because they were in the public eye as like a team
• 2:12:49
  in wrestling like Macho Man and Elizabeth.
• 2:12:53
  Yeah, either way, probably want to avoid wrestling girls,
• 2:12:59
  because it's especially indie shows.
• 2:13:01
  If you guys go to indie shows, you could probably fuck the
• 2:13:05
  wrestling bitches, but it'd probably cost you money.
• 2:13:08
  Avoid avoid rocker chicks and you probably walk away with it
• 2:13:12
  with like 3 or 4 STD. 'S avoid avoid rocker chicks.
• 2:13:18
  But but like, ladies, don't think I'm just picking on the
• 2:13:21
  wrestling women. Because at the indie show, all
• 2:13:23
  the guys have STD's too, because they all fuck each other because
• 2:13:29
  they're like weirdos, you know what I mean?
• 2:13:32
  So, like, yeah, remember that at the next indie show when you're
• 2:13:37
  cheering this show, the the the big stud in the second match is
• 2:13:44
  banging the bitch you're cheering for, you know?
• 2:13:47
  This show went way off the rails from Thanksgiving to no, no, you
• 2:13:50
  brought up the same posts and I had to, you know, point it out.
• 2:13:55
  Yeah, but. In the name of Jesus, we pray
• 2:13:56
  for your soul, Sir Samuel. Well, well, Amen.
• 2:14:04
  And especially Mr. Nash, you will.
• 2:14:08
  And don't think I don't see you, Morpheus, you you're the you're
• 2:14:11
  the most guilty of the of the like.
• 2:14:14
  I'm the Bunk Police, but actually a bit pervy.
• 2:14:20
  Of all three of them, 'cause you do the Bunk Police the most, but
• 2:14:24
  you simped the hardest. I see you.
• 2:14:29
  You're like a pack of the little little den of horny thieves
• 2:14:33
  stealing panty shots of Tony Storm.
• 2:14:36
  Instead of wrestling, you're supposed to be watching
• 2:14:38
  wrestling. Wholesome.
• 2:14:41
  You know, whatever happened to handsome Jimmy Valiant Sam?
• 2:14:47
  Who? The Iron Sheik and Hulk Hogan.
• 2:14:51
  Oh yeah. Well, the Hulk.
• 2:14:53
  Well, Hulk got, like, cancelled. Yeah, but he's been back.
• 2:14:59
  Like, WWE's had him on a bunch of shit.
• 2:15:03
  And then he he went on Joe Rogan and just lied to his teeth.
• 2:15:06
  But Joe Rogan believed every word of it because it was Hulk
• 2:15:08
  Hogan. And look, he might lie, OK?
• 2:15:12
  He might lie about fucking everything, and he might say
• 2:15:15
  shit just to impress the person he's in front of.
• 2:15:19
  Well, he's entertaining. Still doing that, so I don't
• 2:15:22
  care. I do believe well, well, Jesse
• 2:15:25
  Ventura called Hulk a liar. And I I believe, no, Hulk is a
• 2:15:30
  liar. That's.
• 2:15:30
  Like like he says shit, he was. If you look at the Joe Rogan
• 2:15:34
  interview, he says things that are absolutely like impossible.
• 2:15:40
  Like he said he gained time by flying between Japan and America
• 2:15:45
  so often in the year that he wrestled like 400 time, 400 days
• 2:15:49
  in a year because of the time difference.
• 2:15:54
  Yeah, brother Hulk Rogan, but you know what?
• 2:15:57
  That makes him like the ultimate salesman.
• 2:15:59
  He's like a modern day PT Barnum, right?
• 2:16:01
  You got to respect the hustle. Like he's out there, like, yeah,
• 2:16:03
  brother. And we did it in front of on
• 2:16:05
  teen trillion dollar fans and we raised all the money in the
• 2:16:09
  world. And then I cured cancer and me
• 2:16:11
  and Andre the Giant rode off into the spotlight playing bass
• 2:16:14
  for Metallica. It was awesome, dude.
• 2:16:18
  I I feel like that bitch Linda fucked it all up.
• 2:16:23
  I feel like ABA the fucking Love Sponge.
• 2:16:26
  Imagine the fact though, like he's kind of uncancelled, but
• 2:16:30
  the fact that he got cancelled is all because of a gay op by
• 2:16:35
  Bubba the Love Sponge. And that's why he took Gawker
• 2:16:40
  down, because they couldn't help but do like a like a discord
• 2:16:45
  troll level up on him on Hulk Hogan.
• 2:16:49
  We'll get my we'll get my wife to catfish him and see what he
• 2:16:52
  says and then we'll share the sex tape and and oh, he said
• 2:16:57
  racist things. He said the N word.
• 2:17:04
  What about Speaking of bad websites?
• 2:17:07
  What about, hey, all the black wrestlers have still had them
• 2:17:09
  him on their podcast and not even because they have like a
• 2:17:12
  contract with WWE. Like neither side works with WWE
• 2:17:16
  at this point. And they'll still have, like,
• 2:17:18
  Booker G's had him on the talk a bunch of times.
• 2:17:20
  I think Mark Henry had him on his podcast.
• 2:17:23
  If he's such a rabid, evil racist, why would those guys
• 2:17:26
  consider him a friend of any variety?
• 2:17:28
  You know what I mean? Well, well, that's, that's.
• 2:17:31
  But he is a liar. But he was a good liar when I
• 2:17:35
  was a kid, 'cause he encouraged me to drink my milk and take my,
• 2:17:38
  I mean, vitamins. Yeah, what do you what do you
• 2:17:44
  think of? What do you think's in the My
• 2:17:46
  wife's giving me a dirty. Like, what do you think was in
• 2:17:48
  the vitamins? This isn't a secret.
• 2:17:50
  He said this shit in court. He sued Vince McMahon over it
• 2:17:54
  and Vince won like a true pimp Don boss 'cause he probably was
• 2:17:59
  giving them all fucking steroids by the looks of things.
• 2:18:02
  But I was like 8 in The Ultimate Warrior was fucking awesome.
• 2:18:09
  And if it's and and here's the conceit, like think about this.
• 2:18:13
  If it's all fake, which like they basically openly, blatantly
• 2:18:16
  slap you in the face with now, then why not steroids?
• 2:18:22
  Besides the fact they're illegal.
• 2:18:23
  But a lot of these guys get prescriptions for testosterone
• 2:18:26
  shit, so why not? I get it with.
• 2:18:30
  I get it with wrestling and baseball and like legitimate
• 2:18:33
  competition. But since you want to slap me in
• 2:18:35
  the face with the fact that you're not legitimate
• 2:18:37
  competition, even though, like part of the enjoyment of
• 2:18:40
  wrestling is having to at least for a momentarily suspend your
• 2:18:43
  disbelief that Amy, this shit's real because otherwise you're
• 2:18:46
  not going to have any fun with it.
• 2:18:48
  And the cynical nerds don't have any fun with it.
• 2:18:51
  And and you could tell because AW doesn't sell any fucking
• 2:18:54
  tickets, the nerds watch it on TV and then they're like who did
• 2:18:58
  Dave Meltzer give it 4.5 stars? Oh then it's not any good.
• 2:19:03
  Dave Meltzer has not given Kurt Angle Kurt Fucking Angle A5 Star
• 2:19:11
  match. You know who else Dave Meltzer's
• 2:19:12
  never given a 5 star match to? Eddie Guerrero.
• 2:19:17
  Chris Benoit. Rey Mysterio?
• 2:19:20
  Well. Chris Benoit is dead.
• 2:19:23
  Shawn Michaels. Like, if the if I name the
• 2:19:27
  people he never given five stars to, you're like, how is that
• 2:19:32
  even possible? But he's given like 14 of them
• 2:19:35
  to Kenny Omega. So you're telling me Kenny Omega
• 2:19:40
  is better than like, Ric Flair, Ricky the Dragon, Steamboat
• 2:19:45
  Macho Man, Randy Savage? I'm not even talking about,
• 2:19:49
  like, Hogan. Yeah, Hogan sold the most
• 2:19:50
  tickets, but he wasn't like a work rate guy, right?
• 2:19:52
  Like, I'm talking about good wrestlers.
• 2:19:56
  Actual in the ring. Brat Hart.
• 2:19:58
  Kenny Omega. Is that much better than Bret
• 2:20:00
  Hart? You're fucking kidding me,
• 2:20:02
  right? Like, AAW fans buy that shit.
• 2:20:07
  They tell that to themselves. I'm not even shitting on Kenny
• 2:20:10
  Omega. But Bret Hart is Bret Hart.
• 2:20:13
  Yeah, you watch a Bret. Hart, Matt.
• 2:20:15
  Go back now if you got the fucking Peacock, which I do,
• 2:20:18
  because hey, man, yeah, I'm. I'm going to watch goddamn LA
• 2:20:23
  night. Yeah, Oh yeah, you have crowds,
• 2:20:28
  so you have you have Peacock, right?
• 2:20:30
  And you're. Watching Tony Storm slap her
• 2:20:31
  ass. I'm just saying, yeah, of
• 2:20:33
  course. So I have to ask, how was
• 2:20:36
  Mircha's thing? I didn't watch that shit.
• 2:20:39
  Why would I watch? Teddy Hart is just a lowlife
• 2:20:42
  druggie that might have killed a bitch.
• 2:20:45
  I know the story, you know, It's purely speculation.
• 2:20:50
  You know, I get that. And so merch is there.
• 2:20:53
  Why? What did he meet him on?
• 2:20:54
  Like an opening Anthony podcast while he was like jerking
• 2:20:58
  himself off to the thought of Anthony asking him an actual
• 2:21:01
  question instead of just salt Calling him, you know, caller
• 2:21:05
  merch. Now he's Hollywood merch.
• 2:21:07
  Of course. Give me a fucking break.
• 2:21:09
  No, I'm not going to watch the merch documentary.
• 2:21:12
  God, I have a much better thing. I would watch a fucking 20 hour
• 2:21:16
  documentary on Chris Chan. Before I would watch her merch
• 2:21:19
  documentary or even the clip. Like, I wouldn't even search out
• 2:21:22
  the clips of it. Oh, I'll watch LA Night and I'm
• 2:21:28
  actually rooting for him to beat Roman Reigns, even though it
• 2:21:31
  kind of doesn't make logical sense.
• 2:21:33
  But he's just kind of cool. He looks like a wrestler.
• 2:21:36
  Yeah. You know, and he doesn't give a
• 2:21:39
  fuck. And that's all it really takes.
• 2:21:42
  People aren't as fucking fickle. At least WWE fans aren't.
• 2:21:46
  I don't know. I guess Kenny Olivier over there
• 2:21:49
  has to give a 5 star Grammy performance every time he steps
• 2:21:52
  in the fucking ring. But I'm pretty hyped to see LA
• 2:21:55
  night like do his shitty blunt force trauma, not quite a
• 2:21:59
  fucking cutter finish on Roman's big ass and actually break the
• 2:22:03
  streak and surprise everybody. And also it's, you know, there's
• 2:22:08
  a lot of intrigue as to whether CM Punk, who is now a free
• 2:22:13
  agent, could show up at. Survivor Series in Chicago and
• 2:22:18
  look, if I'm Triple HI, probably would want to at least try to
• 2:22:25
  make that happen. And you know what, Seth?
• 2:22:28
  Seth Rawl is something interesting that caught my
• 2:22:30
  attention all raw, 'cause he said Cry me a river, which is
• 2:22:34
  exactly the line that got CM Punk fired, 'cause he ain't got
• 2:22:36
  in a fight with it over that fucking kid there, Jungle gym,
• 2:22:42
  jungle boy. And they're saying it on RAW.
• 2:22:45
  So at the very least they're fucking with you, whether it's
• 2:22:48
  going to happen or not. And then Dave Elser, once again
• 2:22:50
  was like, it's not going to happen, They'll never have a
• 2:22:55
  Mac. And I'm like, yeah, or they told
• 2:22:57
  you that to get you to say that. So people are guessing because
• 2:23:03
  this is more of a surprise that way if people have different
• 2:23:06
  theories and shit and it's good for engagement even if he
• 2:23:09
  doesn't show up, you dumb fuck yeah.
• 2:23:13
  If you believe it, if you think he's going to show up or you
• 2:23:15
  think it don't, it don't fucking matter.
• 2:23:17
  I'm going to enjoy LA night stomping a mud hole in fucking
• 2:23:23
  Roman Reigns in Saudi Arabia in front of the rabid Jew, Jew
• 2:23:27
  hating fans. Oh, I wonder is that is that
• 2:23:32
  actually they might chant something anti-Semitic in Saudi
• 2:23:36
  Arabia? But the.
• 2:23:41
  But the Crown Prince is very. Proud of Crown Jewel and he's
• 2:23:44
  been trying to use it as a vehicle to showcase how much
• 2:23:47
  more progressive Saudi Arabia is become.
• 2:23:50
  So maybe he'll like if you chanted something that was bad
• 2:23:54
  optics he might have you killed is a possibility.
• 2:23:58
  Probably. Being particular about who gets
• 2:24:00
  let into the event now that I think about it like they did
• 2:24:03
  after Jamal Khashoggi got murdered.
• 2:24:08
  Yeah, Which, by the way, was brought to you by Obama.
• 2:24:12
  Yeah, And then they held the fucking, they held the wrestlers
• 2:24:16
  in the fucking plane hostage for a little bit, just to make sure
• 2:24:21
  that everybody was accounted for or whatever.
• 2:24:23
  But they were scared shitless. I, I I would imagine, I don't
• 2:24:28
  know. I, I can't think off the top of
• 2:24:30
  my head, you know, anybody who specifically said anything but
• 2:24:33
  they were like on an airport runway being told you can't
• 2:24:37
  leave Iran by order of the Crown Prince.
• 2:24:39
  He's upset. Yeah, that's the price of doing
• 2:24:44
  business in Saudi Arabia. I mean, I said Iran.
• 2:24:49
  Maybe they should. They might as well do Iran.
• 2:24:53
  The events would have well the amount of money Saudi Arabia
• 2:24:56
  threw at him. How could he say no though for
• 2:24:59
  like 2 shows a year? I mean, I would.
• 2:25:04
  Yeah, sure, I'll make Goldberg fight the That was an awful
• 2:25:08
  match. Right Goldberg.
• 2:25:09
  Undertaker. It was like the worst match I
• 2:25:12
  can imagine, 'cause they just fucking were old and like
• 2:25:15
  concussed the shit out of, well, Goldberg, I think was concussed
• 2:25:19
  at the beginning of the match. Why did that happen?
• 2:25:24
  Why did that travesty that could have killed both of them happen?
• 2:25:26
  Because the Crown Prince wanted to see Goldberg versus the
• 2:25:29
  Undertaker. He thought that was cool and he
• 2:25:33
  paid a lot of money to both of them to fucking make it happen,
• 2:25:36
  'cause he's got all the money, you know?
• 2:25:41
  Yeah, yeah. I imagine that might be hard to
• 2:25:45
  say no to right? Especially for a noted, like,
• 2:25:50
  money hungry guy like Vince McMahon.
• 2:25:54
  Yeah, pal, we'll get you. They've had all kinds of crazy
• 2:26:02
  fucking, you know, old people and treated them in legitimate
• 2:26:06
  matches over there. Now they think they had Shawn
• 2:26:08
  Michaels come out of retirement. I never thought I'd see that
• 2:26:12
  'cause he was. He was out for so long and then
• 2:26:14
  it was awful and I wish I didn't see it.
• 2:26:20
  Thanks. Saudi Arabia, our true greatest
• 2:26:24
  ally with bad wrestling television sometimes.
• 2:26:27
  What if the NFL, like, went over to Saudi Arabia for talking?
• 2:26:32
  That's the kind of thing they would court, though, because the
• 2:26:35
  Crown Prince, he likes wrestling, but he's also a
• 2:26:37
  sports guy and like a gambling guy.
• 2:26:39
  If anybody knows anything about him, he's actually kind of
• 2:26:43
  popular in the hacker world because he used to do bounties
• 2:26:47
  for people to do work for hacking for him, and you can
• 2:26:50
  imagine what that might entail. Well, like he was always
• 2:26:53
  generous and and like upfront with everybody he was soliciting
• 2:26:57
  on the old technology forums on like IR, CS and shit.
• 2:27:02
  For a champion. Y'all the Crown Prince looks for
• 2:27:07
  work and if you're exceptional and he pays you good, good
• 2:27:10
  money, you just got to be OK, I guess, with being a part of the
• 2:27:14
  war machine. That's like kills the journalist
• 2:27:17
  or whatever. Little bit of a downside.
• 2:27:23
  Moral dilemma? Well, it seems like a lot of
• 2:27:26
  people in. That's why he pays really well,
• 2:27:29
  you know? Well, it seems like a lot of our
• 2:27:32
  people in the defense industry always love this guy then.
• 2:27:37
  They do. They're like, that's the
• 2:27:39
  problem, that that's why it's so weird.
• 2:27:41
  The Biden's like step into Saudi Arabia.
• 2:27:47
  It's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 2:27:49
  They're like one of the few stable.
• 2:27:50
  Like, yeah, OK, they're a Muslim country.
• 2:27:52
  You could make the argument from like a Democrat point of view
• 2:27:54
  that they're kind of harsh on women over there.
• 2:27:56
  But like the point of the Saudi Arabia WWE event, one of the
• 2:27:59
  things is they let women wrestle to be like, hey, we're like not
• 2:28:03
  completely retarded about what you guys want in society.
• 2:28:08
  We've now let women drive and if it's an emergency they can go
• 2:28:13
  out without a man present. And I'm I kind of like as much
• 2:28:19
  as, Yeah, that might sound silly, like I'm making a joke.
• 2:28:22
  That's kind of true, actually, yeah.
• 2:28:25
  And I feel like that might be a step in the right direction to
• 2:28:29
  some degree. But then the problem is we see
• 2:28:31
  if you give women too many rights like we did, you end up
• 2:28:34
  in our situation, which is. Fucked.
• 2:28:39
  So I hope your wife's not the same.
• 2:28:41
  Wait. I I.
• 2:28:42
  Hope sitting right there. She's heard me say worse, I'm
• 2:28:46
  sure she just rolls her eyes or she puts her headphones on.
• 2:28:51
  She nodded to that. So she clearly doesn't just have
• 2:28:54
  her headphones on. So I don't.
• 2:28:56
  So I don't. Because see, the one thing I
• 2:28:59
  worry about is like, am I going to witness a murder on the show?
• 2:29:04
  No, no, she wouldn't do it with the camera on eventually,
• 2:29:09
  though. Just not on stream, yeah.
• 2:29:14
  And now she's looking at me like she's going to kill me.
• 2:29:18
  So, like, as if prophecy, you know, we can see, like if if I
• 2:29:22
  have to, if I have to explain to poor Shmuley that, like, your
• 2:29:29
  wife killed you, well then he's just going to be sad.
• 2:29:33
  He's too busy with mono or whatever.
• 2:29:37
  Strap. Strap.
• 2:29:39
  Oh, sorry. Strap.
• 2:29:41
  Yeah, Mono's a different thing. Yeah, I forgot about that this
• 2:29:46
  week. This week it's strap.
• 2:29:49
  No, next week it'll be. I'm not going to say what My
• 2:29:58
  wife said. I was going to make it a brain
• 2:30:01
  disease, but she said something else I was going to say like
• 2:30:08
  like. Cranium.
• 2:30:11
  Shrinkus or something, you know? And she said her.
• 2:30:14
  I mean, nevermind. Well, well, next week it'll be
• 2:30:19
  ego shrinkage. Maybe, maybe not.
• 2:30:27
  No, not if he overcomes the cold.
• 2:30:29
  Not if he's a good, devout follower of Marcus Aurelius.
• 2:30:33
  No, no then then then. Christ you.
• 2:30:40
  Didn't even get right with Sam. I'm telling you, you need to
• 2:30:44
  appreciate women's wrestling for wrestling and working and
• 2:30:51
  staying with these girls in your mind.
• 2:30:53
  It's bad for the soul. See.
• 2:30:58
  See out. Not Simp.
• 2:31:02
  See, you see, you said women's wrestling, but you you giggle
• 2:31:05
  the Beatle afterwards, so you know, it's just that much of a
• 2:31:08
  joke. Yeah, as much as I do.
• 2:31:12
  Yeah, yeah, That's why. Like nobody's watching.
• 2:31:15
  Y'all are and and this is how I know how bad, down, bad the
• 2:31:19
  three of you are, is. You're all about that blue sky.
• 2:31:21
  Let's go back to that because there's more to it.
• 2:31:24
  OK? You're all about that blue sky.
• 2:31:26
  So much so. That you watch.
• 2:31:28
  Fucking AEW rampage with the other 47 people.
• 2:31:37
  Fucking Rampage program like I can even get watching dynamite.
• 2:31:42
  Maybe even MJF. You ain't seeing MJF the
• 2:31:47
  champion on fucking rampage. You're saying you're seeing
• 2:31:52
  jobber crew versus Mexican wrestling team and then you're
• 2:31:59
  looking at fucking blue skies, ass.
• 2:32:03
  Tell me when I'm telling a lie, Sam.
• 2:32:07
  And that's why all. 30. Seven of you watch AEW Rampage
• 2:32:13
  is rampaging boners, The Blue Sky and Tony Storm Peak Women's
• 2:32:21
  wrestling slapping their ass in the camera on purpose, letting
• 2:32:27
  the rope go up their little thong for your entertainment,
• 2:32:30
  and you're all cheering for her to turn into your evil goth
• 2:32:33
  mommy. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:32:38
  My wife didn't know that before. I just wanted to impress upon
• 2:32:41
  her that they're saying in their little trio.
• 2:32:45
  Hey, hey. Note my friend.
• 2:32:49
  Hey, at least at least I'm honest about it.
• 2:32:53
  And also Jesus hung out with prostitutes.
• 2:32:58
  Yeah, but not to, like, encourage them.
• 2:33:01
  He wasn't there. He wasn't there to to help act
• 2:33:03
  as like a fucking ad agency for them.
• 2:33:06
  You know, he wasn't a pimp. He didn't hang out with
• 2:33:10
  prostitutes to engage in their services if you the the.
• 2:33:19
  Word of God the the The Last Temptation of Christ would say
• 2:33:25
  otherwise. But, but you know, that's a
• 2:33:29
  movie. And made by people that aren't
• 2:33:32
  big fans of him. You cracked.
• 2:33:36
  Yeah, no, I'm just saying like, yes, you could definitely say
• 2:33:40
  that he hung out with prostitutes, but he wasn't like,
• 2:33:44
  yes, slap that ass, baby. Here, I'm going to put.
• 2:33:49
  I'm going to just for no reason at all.
• 2:33:51
  Right, Sam, stop me. Stop me when I'm telling a lie.
• 2:33:54
  This time, I got another one that'll make my wife fucking
• 2:33:57
  roll her eyes. For no reason at all, right?
• 2:34:00
  Here is a picture of usually Blue Sky's ass, right?
• 2:34:07
  And over here is a picture of Gunther with his.
• 2:34:11
  Hand in the air. About to slap They're just next
• 2:34:15
  to each other, lined up for no particular reason at all.
• 2:34:17
  Jess OK that that's that's Craig who's who's who's like a Marine
• 2:34:25
  and Marines are filthy so. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:34:38
  I'm just saying, you line up Gunther's ass, I'm sorry.
• 2:34:42
  His hand on the ass has a slapping thing, but we're
• 2:34:46
  supposed to pretend it's just a random thing?
• 2:34:48
  And hey, it's funny, the first time I laughed, I I popped.
• 2:34:51
  I did. I was like, ha ha, this slap.
• 2:34:53
  He's slapping the ass. Y'all do it like every day.
• 2:34:57
  I don't. Does the shit get well?
• 2:34:59
  OK, yeah, but like one of the people you like does.
• 2:35:02
  It's not always the same ones either.
• 2:35:05
  Y'all just find these creepy fucking pictures or or do you
• 2:35:09
  actually watch Rampage? Maybe.
• 2:35:11
  I assumed. Well, well, well, I don't
• 2:35:14
  because, well, I don't because Rampage is on, the is is on at
• 2:35:19
  the same time as this as this current show usually, in case
• 2:35:26
  you didn't do that. No, that is Wednesday, right?
• 2:35:30
  Dynamite's Wednesday rampage is Friday, and that's the one with
• 2:35:34
  the. Blue sky.
• 2:35:36
  'Cause that's where all the jobbers wrestle, and she's one
• 2:35:39
  of them. Or she's like among that pool of
• 2:35:43
  talent. Let's just say it's certainly
• 2:35:45
  not the A show or the B show. It's the T in A show, yeah.
• 2:35:55
  See what I did there? You.
• 2:35:58
  Guys are pervs. I'm shaming you.
• 2:36:03
  So is my so is my favorite comedian though.
• 2:36:08
  Norm MacDonald. Norm MacDonald HE.
• 2:36:11
  Was a happily married man Norm? No.
• 2:36:18
  At one point in time, Well, yeah, one.
• 2:36:23
  That's a Norm kind of joke, no? Yeah, well, you know.
• 2:36:29
  Maybe I botched the delivery, 'cause I don't keep his stone
• 2:36:32
  face as he does. Shmuley does it great.
• 2:36:35
  He's the best Shmuley, Will Shmuley's bit about like being
• 2:36:41
  in love with Laura Loomer is probably the best.
• 2:36:49
  I mean, what bit? Desperately in love with Laura
• 2:36:54
  Loomer. That's not a bit Sam and her.
• 2:37:00
  Who told you that was a bit? Oh, I, you know, actually.
• 2:37:08
  Well, I just assumed it was a bit.
• 2:37:10
  Maybe I I assume why are? You going to bring that up?
• 2:37:14
  He's going to listen to this. He's sick.
• 2:37:16
  You're going to bring up his heartache.
• 2:37:19
  I'm just never getting the chance to get with his dream
• 2:37:21
  girl, Laura Loomer, for all those years.
• 2:37:25
  Well, I mean, she might have slashes, tires.
• 2:37:29
  Yeah, and he was all set with that.
• 2:37:31
  He knew that's part of the package.
• 2:37:33
  That's kind of why he likes her, because she'll slashes tires and
• 2:37:40
  well, she also she'll also chain chain herself to to his fence
• 2:37:47
  post. Loyalty.
• 2:37:48
  You see what I mean? Commitment.
• 2:37:54
  Yeah. No, that's not a that's not a
• 2:37:56
  bit. And you know, because I said I'm
• 2:38:00
  not good at the Norm MacDonald thing and keeping a straight
• 2:38:03
  face. So you know, I'm telling the
• 2:38:04
  truth. You can leave me about me when
• 2:38:09
  it would behoove me to do otherwise.
• 2:38:15
  Is that a cigar you're smoking? Yep, based in in Rush Pilled.
• 2:38:24
  Yeah. Rush Pilled Based in Snoop
• 2:38:30
  Pilled. Oh, oh, it's one of the.
• 2:38:36
  It's one of those. I gotcha.
• 2:38:41
  Yup. Anyway, what else did we have in
• 2:38:46
  the news this week? Oh, the friends guy died.
• 2:38:53
  We didn't even talk about that in our mega show that no one
• 2:38:56
  will ever see. Yeah, did.
• 2:39:00
  Did he, Did he commit suicide or?
• 2:39:03
  No, no. Every report I've seen said
• 2:39:07
  essentially he had a heart attack and then he was found in
• 2:39:09
  the tub. Some differ on whether he was
• 2:39:11
  fucking drowned. I'm sure a coroner report will
• 2:39:13
  come out. The anti vaxxers are saying
• 2:39:16
  'cause he was very, very pro vax, that it was like a vaccine
• 2:39:19
  induced heart attack. I will point out that like,
• 2:39:23
  although you can say it was a possibility.
• 2:39:27
  The the other thing is, is he had to battle with drug
• 2:39:30
  addiction for many, many years and was in a middle-aged man.
• 2:39:34
  And so like often times they just have a heart attack too
• 2:39:38
  unrelated to COVID vaccines or anything.
• 2:39:40
  In fact, audience heart disease, regardless of COVID, is like the
• 2:39:45
  number one natural and avoidable killer of Americans in this
• 2:39:49
  country. Because we don't take care of
• 2:39:52
  ourselves. And it's getting worse all the
• 2:39:54
  time. And maybe COVID adds to it, but
• 2:39:57
  it was a big problem long before that.
• 2:40:00
  So it's just entirely possible that even though he was one of
• 2:40:03
  the biggest pro vax guys ever, and he was like, he was like,
• 2:40:07
  you got to kill me to get or I'd kill you to get the vaccine
• 2:40:12
  booster when it comes out. Or where he was, that he was
• 2:40:14
  like he had T-shirts he was selling about how proud he was
• 2:40:17
  to be Vax. Cool story bro, right?
• 2:40:21
  That's, I guess, his opinion. And then he was.
• 2:40:24
  Probably pro mandates I would assume.
• 2:40:27
  Yeah, but I just don't think it's fair to a lump it with
• 2:40:33
  that. And then to to make it political
• 2:40:35
  like that is a little bit of kind of gloating.
• 2:40:37
  And I just don't feel right with that.
• 2:40:39
  Unless it's John McCain. May he rot in hell.
• 2:40:43
  Yeah, I just don't think Matthew Perry rises to that level.
• 2:40:48
  Just 'cause he was a pro vax guy in Hollywood.
• 2:40:51
  They all were. And so even if Vivax did 'cause
• 2:40:54
  his like thing, I I just don't think gloating about.
• 2:40:56
  It's a good look then he have kids or whatever.
• 2:40:59
  Or or just he entertained people for I don't like friends.
• 2:41:03
  My wife fucking play that shit nonstop.
• 2:41:06
  A lot of people in the age group do, especially women.
• 2:41:09
  They really like the fucking show.
• 2:41:10
  I get it. I don't like it.
• 2:41:12
  Whatever. But the guy died and he
• 2:41:14
  entertained people really give a fuck how he was a weirdo about
• 2:41:19
  the almost, said the F slur. Again, not about the vaccine,
• 2:41:23
  'cause he's dead and he's got kids, and it's kind of just sad.
• 2:41:27
  Yeah, I I was never big into friends either.
• 2:41:30
  Not for me. But all the people that really
• 2:41:32
  like that show, right? It's sad for them.
• 2:41:35
  It's a part of their like growing up in a lot of cases,
• 2:41:38
  whatever. Yeah, And then I saw people
• 2:41:41
  saying, oh, don't feel bad for him because I guess his
• 2:41:45
  character was involved in a storyline that they called
• 2:41:47
  homophobia. And so I looked into that,
• 2:41:50
  because that didn't sound like the friends that I hear in the
• 2:41:52
  background all the time annoying the shit out of me.
• 2:41:55
  And turned out it's because his dad was like a gay cross dresser
• 2:42:00
  or something. He was uncomfortable when he
• 2:42:01
  found that out, which is a normal reaction.
• 2:42:04
  And then I guess he ended up accepting his dad for who he
• 2:42:07
  was. So that's what they want to
• 2:42:10
  cancel him over when he's already dead from a 25 year old
• 2:42:13
  bit that basically the end moral of the story was to accept his
• 2:42:18
  gay dad, right? Yeah, well, you know, they made
• 2:42:23
  jokes about it because that's how a lot of people deal with
• 2:42:26
  discomfortable subjects, you know?
• 2:42:28
  Well, you're you're not. You're not the last to joke
• 2:42:30
  about anything. Ever, Max.
• 2:42:32
  In case you didn't, South Park made some fucking jokes.
• 2:42:36
  Oh yeah, they did. I still have yet to watch that
• 2:42:40
  too. It's good.
• 2:42:44
  But yeah. Yeah, the the the Pandverse
• 2:42:48
  thing, just the clips that have gone around and upset everybody
• 2:42:52
  are good because almost every side doesn't take all the
• 2:42:56
  context. And then the other people who
• 2:42:58
  think they're real smart are like, yeah, they don't take
• 2:43:01
  either side. No, they take a side, but it's
• 2:43:03
  just not what you would think. And they go about it in their
• 2:43:05
  own way, 'cause that's how they are.
• 2:43:07
  They're special little snowflakes.
• 2:43:09
  Matt Parker and Trey's they are fucking.
• 2:43:15
  They tell their story their way and they usually do have a hot
• 2:43:18
  take on it, but they get there through comedy and it's no
• 2:43:21
  different. And they've made their point
• 2:43:24
  because Disney was like in panic mode at an investor meeting
• 2:43:26
  about it. And I'm sure they probably
• 2:43:31
  called Paramount to try and get them to fucking like, tone it
• 2:43:34
  down. That's what Disney would do.
• 2:43:37
  Disney's been censoring people forever.
• 2:43:40
  Yeah. Well, well, did you did you hear
• 2:43:43
  that that Disney's now, like, thinking about bringing back
• 2:43:46
  Iron Man? Is thinking of bringing back
• 2:43:49
  like Robert Downey Junior to save Marvel not going to
• 2:43:53
  nothing's good. It's not.
• 2:43:55
  They ran the superhero thing into the ground.
• 2:43:58
  No, no, that I yeah, they did. They they did.
• 2:44:01
  They can bring him back. I don't even.
• 2:44:04
  It might even boost sales. But the new one, I guess I
• 2:44:08
  heard, I heard just as it was coming out was the Marvels.
• 2:44:11
  Now is it my understanding based on the promotional art, but it's
• 2:44:14
  like alternate universe, diverse Captain Marvel's.
• 2:44:19
  Yes, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
• 2:44:23
  So they Yeah, they. So they talked about a
• 2:44:28
  Pandaverse. Yeah, they they they did like,
• 2:44:32
  so they did like the three Spider Man, right, for like that
• 2:44:35
  third Spider Man movie. Sure that they did, yeah.
• 2:44:40
  But the thing the difference is, is that those 3 Spider Man were
• 2:44:44
  all iconic in their own way to their.
• 2:44:47
  Right, right. Right.
• 2:44:48
  No. Yeah.
• 2:44:49
  And for the three of them, coming together, because Spider
• 2:44:52
  Man has those kind of stories, is not only possible, but kind
• 2:44:56
  of unique to Spider Man as a property that all that shit kind
• 2:45:00
  of lines up to allow that to happen and still be cool.
• 2:45:04
  And they want to do that for Brie Larson's character.
• 2:45:07
  Yeah, yeah, that, that. Yeah, that.
• 2:45:09
  That's what. That's literally their logic is
• 2:45:11
  hey it. Works, but also make the other
• 2:45:14
  Spider Man quote, UN quote in this case, diverse women of
• 2:45:18
  color and possibly sexual orientation.
• 2:45:23
  Is this what crowds are clamoring for?
• 2:45:26
  Disney says no. The stocks are going down,
• 2:45:30
  Caroline Kennedy and she says, and she says no, put a black
• 2:45:36
  woman in there and make her. Gay.
• 2:45:41
  They're literally doing that. I mean, it's a good meme for a
• 2:45:43
  reason, right? And that that's kind of the
• 2:45:47
  brilliance of what they've done here too, is you don't need to
• 2:45:50
  see the hour and a half special to know the joke, because
• 2:45:54
  everybody's laughing at Disney. Even the left laughs at Disney.
• 2:46:00
  Now it's a fucking joke of a company.
• 2:46:03
  They pander too hard for most, like normal gay people.
• 2:46:09
  Yeah, no, you you mentioned you mentioned the Harry Potter game
• 2:46:13
  earlier. Max and I I wanna, I wanna bring
• 2:46:17
  this up. Harry Potter The Harry Potter
• 2:46:21
  game is less gay than Spider Man 2.
• 2:46:26
  I bet. No, I was looking at just the
• 2:46:30
  combat looks fucking cool And so I'll play it for that reason.
• 2:46:34
  And plus I I'll, I'll give it this.
• 2:46:36
  It takes place in a different time frame and you don't start
• 2:46:40
  with like first grade baby shit magic.
• 2:46:43
  All right, that's cool. I'll.
• 2:46:45
  I'll see where it fucking gives me a world.
• 2:46:47
  Can I blow some shit up? And maybe even be an evil
• 2:46:50
  wizard? Maybe I'll be Voldemort or
• 2:46:54
  whatever, right? Yeah, that's kind of cool.
• 2:46:56
  I don't have to know the lore because it takes place before
• 2:46:59
  all that shit is kind of a cool concept.
• 2:47:02
  Bring in somebody that does not give a fuck about it.
• 2:47:04
  If you got decent wizardy combat, that could be fun, and
• 2:47:09
  it looks pretty cool. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:47:13
  No, that's the whole thing is it's is.
• 2:47:15
  It's is. Hogwarts legacy is its own
• 2:47:19
  thing, Yeah. I haven't.
• 2:47:22
  I haven't played it myself. But like, how do they play on
• 2:47:24
  the Steam deck? Hogwarts.
• 2:47:28
  Oh, amazing. Look nice.
• 2:47:30
  Oh yeah, yeah. Now it's locked to 30 frames on
• 2:47:34
  the Steam deck, but it it's that all everything to medium by
• 2:47:38
  default. Yeah, so yeah, I mean looks
• 2:47:43
  pretty good. I mean is it 800P screen?
• 2:47:46
  But it's also only like 7 inches or so.
• 2:47:50
  Yeah, When you're holding it in front of your face, it's got
• 2:47:55
  gyro controls. She didn't.
• 2:47:57
  Yeah, yeah. I mean on on a handheld 30P is
• 2:48:01
  30 FPS is pretty good. It's better than what Switch
• 2:48:05
  Switch could do by a lot. Yeah, I find like the Steam deck
• 2:48:10
  runs shit that like I thought like Steam deck runs Cyberpunk
• 2:48:13
  and it looks great again, it it kind of locks at 30.
• 2:48:16
  You can get it up to like 40 and then you can lock the screen
• 2:48:20
  refresh rate to 40 and it looks all right.
• 2:48:23
  But you give up some of like the fidelity for that.
• 2:48:27
  But you can run it just fine at 30.
• 2:48:29
  It's a powerful little piece of machine for like.
• 2:48:31
  Under 100 bucks now. Yeah, I don't.
• 2:48:36
  I don't get these. I don't get these gamers or like
• 2:48:38
  everything must be, I actually emulate Switch games on it.
• 2:48:44
  I don't. I don't get these gamers or like
• 2:48:45
  everything must be 60 FPS. Well, it's it depends.
• 2:48:51
  I actually like she'll play the 30 lock games.
• 2:48:55
  I tend to shoot for 40. I find I do prefer 60.
• 2:49:02
  It is. It is a it was a deal breaker
• 2:49:04
  with Starfield. Why I didn't play it on my
• 2:49:06
  Xbox's 30 lock because it makes me sick because I'm trained.
• 2:49:11
  My eyes are trained and I get motion sick, and my eyes are
• 2:49:13
  trained for 60 because I've been playing 60 on PC since the 80s.
• 2:49:19
  Like even those old DOS games ran at 60 frames per second.
• 2:49:21
  I'm used to looking at 60 frames per second.
• 2:49:24
  Yeah, that, yeah, that makes sense.
• 2:49:26
  That makes sense. Whereas like Brits, most of
• 2:49:30
  their shit, especially in the 90s, the PAL stuff, was 50
• 2:49:33
  frames per second. Kind of like a weird tech fact.
• 2:49:38
  And then so they're probably more used to that.
• 2:49:42
  And console gamers play a lot of games the last couple
• 2:49:45
  generations at 30 frames per second, which is actually
• 2:49:47
  unusual because the Super Nintendo output at 60, then the
• 2:49:51
  NES output at 60, Atari output at 60.
• 2:49:54
  So it's like, not that is a new hardware thing.
• 2:49:57
  And I get it because they're pushing graphics more and more
• 2:50:00
  and they're trying to keep it affordable because they want
• 2:50:02
  families to buy these things. It's a tricky it's a tricky
• 2:50:07
  market to keep your hardware competitive and affordable at
• 2:50:10
  the same time. So they run at 30.
• 2:50:14
  But like with Starfield, I was just like, Nah, fuck that 'cause
• 2:50:16
  I can run it at 60. IA Lot of people play Starfield
• 2:50:20
  on the fucking thing. Steam says you won't get 30 that
• 2:50:25
  way. It's not supported that way.
• 2:50:30
  I didn't buy Starfield though, so I don't have it on Steam and
• 2:50:32
  I'm not installing Windows on it just to play Starfield, which I
• 2:50:36
  didn't even finish. You know what I did get?
• 2:50:41
  I got the DLC for Shredder's Revenge and I'm just like
• 2:50:46
  chilled with that. The boys playing it.
• 2:50:48
  I now he went to bed, so I'll probably play that when we're
• 2:50:50
  done here because it's a rogue like mode where you chop people
• 2:50:54
  up as fucking the Ninja Turtles. Fuck you AAA games.
• 2:51:00
  Shredder's Revenge. Oh, Speaking of games that I'm
• 2:51:04
  going to be playing RoboCop, Hell yeah.
• 2:51:09
  But I've seen reviews saying it's a masterpiece from like GGG
• 2:51:13
  Man or whatever. The title of his.
• 2:51:16
  I didn't watch the video, but the title of his video was
• 2:51:19
  RoboCop is basically a masterpiece.
• 2:51:21
  Yeah, that's what kind of what I was saying.
• 2:51:24
  Like, well, if we're sitting here while I was geeking out, I
• 2:51:30
  was like, this is awesome. Metal as fuck, RoboCop as fuck.
• 2:51:39
  Yeah, it's the one shooter where I'll except going slow.
• 2:51:43
  I tend to be like a Boomer shooter guy, 'cause I like to go
• 2:51:45
  fast. I like Quake.
• 2:51:49
  I don't like Halo, if that makes sense.
• 2:51:53
  Yeah, no, I I I gotcha. That's what I was grew up on, so
• 2:52:00
  it kind of suits. It suits me just right.
• 2:52:03
  There's a lot of really good quick games now.
• 2:52:05
  Some of them are too quick for me, 'cause I'm getting old
• 2:52:11
  boomer shooters. I I still have some to beat.
• 2:52:14
  I got to beat that eye on Fury, the one in the build engine, the
• 2:52:20
  Duke Nukem engine that they made a couple of.
• 2:52:23
  I tried playing that the other day.
• 2:52:24
  It looks so great for a 1998 engine.
• 2:52:28
  You know, they just made it 2019, and basically it was
• 2:52:34
  supposed to be like the female Duke sidekick that's kind of
• 2:52:38
  Duke Ish for a chick. But then they have a licensing
• 2:52:42
  dispute about Duke Nukem or whatever, and they just made it
• 2:52:45
  in the build engine for cheap as a passion project.
• 2:52:48
  And my God, is it fun? And it's fast.
• 2:52:51
  And I need my shooters to have some speed to them and I can
• 2:52:55
  Bunny hop. That's a big one.
• 2:52:59
  Yeah. Give me the B hop to actually do
• 2:53:02
  something. Otherwise I'm just jumping like
• 2:53:04
  a Jackass. Either way, I'm jumping
• 2:53:07
  constantly. You do it too.
• 2:53:11
  Don't tell me you don't. Yeah.
• 2:53:15
  We all we all do. Let's see if you played an Elder
• 2:53:19
  Scrolls game before Skyrim. There was a whole stat dedicated
• 2:53:24
  to jumping in Morrowind. You could make it so you could
• 2:53:26
  jump like a mile up in the fucking air if you fucking Max
• 2:53:29
  that shit out and then took like a potion, that's why.
• 2:53:33
  That's what you can do. That's what you can do with like
• 2:53:36
  some of the legs in Cyberpunk, though not quite to the effect
• 2:53:45
  of Morrowind. Morrowind was.
• 2:53:47
  Not quite, but still Also 'cause nothing in Morrowind was like
• 2:53:52
  instance, except like small buildings, they did a lot with a
• 2:53:56
  little for that game. It's still surprisingly good.
• 2:53:58
  Daggerfall as well. Daggerfall's like the biggest
• 2:54:01
  game ever, but it looks like this 2D mess now.
• 2:54:05
  Yeah, but it's just like, it's like the size of England all
• 2:54:10
  told 'cause it was procedurally generated to be like the size of
• 2:54:15
  England and populate it with dungeons and quests.
• 2:54:19
  I keep an eye on that life. That life of P is going to get
• 2:54:22
  like Game of the Year award. Dave the Diver.
• 2:54:29
  That's that's Max's Game of the Year award.
• 2:54:31
  Dave the Diver, 'cause I can't say Ninja Turtles 'cause that
• 2:54:35
  was last year. Yeah, Dave, the diver.
• 2:54:39
  Didn't Dave the Diver come out last year though?
• 2:54:42
  No, it came out this year. I got it when it first came in
• 2:54:45
  Early Access in like February and then it came out.
• 2:54:48
  Oh yeah, They were going in Early Access for like a short
• 2:54:51
  time, which is good right away. To see that kind of turn around
• 2:54:56
  cause a lot of games. I mean, Daisy was in Early
• 2:54:58
  Access for like 10 years. So to see a game turn around in
• 2:55:02
  a couple months and it's good, I'm telling you, the story's
• 2:55:05
  good, the gameplay loop's good. It's kind of good-natured,
• 2:55:08
  'cause you're just like a fisherman fighting with fish
• 2:55:11
  under the ocean and then cooking them in your restaurant and
• 2:55:13
  trying to make money to get upgrades and all that, all the
• 2:55:18
  cut scenes. Like, there's this cool chef who
• 2:55:21
  doesn't say anything, but he like does anime cutscenes of
• 2:55:25
  making all the food and it looks awesome.
• 2:55:27
  Game is, yeah, the best indie game I played this year, and
• 2:55:32
  that makes it the best game I played this year because all the
• 2:55:34
  AAA games in some way or another disappointed me.
• 2:55:37
  But Dave the Diver had me coming back wanting to play more.
• 2:55:40
  So that's the game of the year. No Life of P didn't do that at
• 2:55:43
  all. Is a good Dark Souls game.
• 2:55:47
  Game My boy liked it because the art style's a little scary and
• 2:55:53
  he likes that shit, but even he got bored with it.
• 2:55:57
  I beat it. It's kind of like a hard Dark
• 2:55:59
  Souls game, admittedly, but it's not.
• 2:56:03
  That's not anything I would really write, say.
• 2:56:04
  Game of the. I wouldn't even think that would
• 2:56:06
  be contender. I would think Spider Man 2
• 2:56:08
  probably is. You know, gay stuff aside.
• 2:56:11
  Yeah, I mean, I'd say Starfield like it's but this, OK?
• 2:56:16
  A lot of the hate coming on Starfield are from people who
• 2:56:18
  didn't play it it. I put it as a solid man game.
• 2:56:24
  I had some fun with it, but I didn't have enough fun to spend
• 2:56:27
  100 hours beating it. Space Cowboy, I knew was kind of
• 2:56:31
  cool. See, I'm not, I'm not even
• 2:56:33
  hating on Starfield because I haven't played it.
• 2:56:36
  What I will say is I am, I am laughing my ass off at the
• 2:56:40
  people are like, oh, cyberpunk is so much better than Starfield
• 2:56:45
  because it's like a lot less buggy, free.
• 2:56:47
  And it's like. Do you people not?
• 2:56:51
  I I don't even agree with that. Well, it's like it's like, do
• 2:56:56
  you? Well, it's.
• 2:56:57
  I was playing Cyberpunk 2 Point O, and I don't even agree with
• 2:57:00
  that. I think they're about on par.
• 2:57:03
  I played. I played Starfield at launch.
• 2:57:06
  Look, those big RPGs, they have hundreds of people working with.
• 2:57:10
  I have thousands. They're moving parts and they're
• 2:57:13
  buggy and that's but you, you gamers have the higher and
• 2:57:17
  higher expectancy. My indie game thing, I love when
• 2:57:21
  a company takes an idea and just laser focuses on the fun
• 2:57:25
  gameplay loop and then maybe writes a story around it and it.
• 2:57:29
  And that's what most indie games are.
• 2:57:31
  That's what David the Diver is. They were like what if during
• 2:57:34
  the day you dive around the ocean with a harpoon gun
• 2:57:37
  catching fish, and at night you run a sushi restaurant with the
• 2:57:40
  fish you catch. So it's a business SIM and like
• 2:57:44
  a rogue, like hunt the fish game and you go back and forth
• 2:57:48
  between the two, catch a special fish trying to impress critics
• 2:57:52
  and make your and you have like a social media thing that you're
• 2:57:54
  trying to like promote, so you take pictures of the good food.
• 2:57:58
  It's just a silly little thing that they went all in on and
• 2:58:01
  it's 2D graphics and I don't give a fuck if Life AP looks
• 2:58:04
  nice. Dave the Diver looks nice for
• 2:58:07
  pixel art it's fantastic and there's a whole little story
• 2:58:10
  where and it's cute. You uncover the history of like
• 2:58:13
  a ancient lost sea people who may or may not be mermaids.
• 2:58:18
  I'm not going to spoil anything, but they live under the water
• 2:58:23
  and they may or may not still be alive.
• 2:58:25
  And it's a whole mystery solving.
• 2:58:27
  While you're trying to run the restaurant and fish and fight
• 2:58:32
  sharks, 'cause if a shark sees you, you're in a fucking fight,
• 2:58:36
  you can run away and you have to.
• 2:58:37
  You have oxygen as you're down there, so you can only stay down
• 2:58:40
  for so long and you can only carry so much.
• 2:58:44
  And each fish is worth different prices so you can see how it
• 2:58:47
  gets a little addictive. They focus on that gameplay loop
• 2:58:50
  or you have. And yeah, I can see you can
• 2:58:53
  defend Cyberpunk now. But at launch, Cyberpunk was a
• 2:58:57
  mess. Yeah, right.
• 2:59:00
  Dave the diver wasn't at launch, not even at Early Access launch.
• 2:59:04
  The only thing is, it just had the first chapter.
• 2:59:06
  So I stopped playing it. I was like, OK, I get the feel
• 2:59:10
  of it. I'd already been sold on it.
• 2:59:13
  And then I waited for the full thing to come out.
• 2:59:15
  And I'm telling you to me, if you haven't played it and you
• 2:59:20
  say no, that can't possibly be game of the year.
• 2:59:23
  You can't really weigh in. I'm telling you, it's one of
• 2:59:26
  those things you have to play. It's maybe not the most, like
• 2:59:30
  graphically intense or deep simulationy RPG Edge Lord story
• 2:59:37
  game ever, but it's fucking Game of the Year.
• 2:59:42
  See, I mean, I that that is the one thing that kind of annoys me
• 2:59:47
  with it. Like these gaming critics is
• 2:59:49
  they think that like in order for something to be Game of the
• 2:59:52
  Year, it must be graphically impressive because indie game
• 2:59:56
  companies, right, don't have the money to pay IGN to suck their
• 3:00:00
  Dick. That's the way it really like to
• 3:00:03
  some degree or another, whether it be through advertising.
• 3:00:06
  So I'm not saying it's bribery, but having a relationship.
• 3:00:09
  But it is. Yeah, and that's what Gamergate
• 3:00:12
  Yeah, that was what the Gamergaters were trying to say
• 3:00:15
  about Ethics and Gaming Journal. I wasn't a part of it, but I
• 3:00:17
  get. That no, I get.
• 3:00:19
  I get that you're like. You're you're basically
• 3:00:21
  exchanging money for 8 out of 10 for everything and it's fucking
• 3:00:24
  gay and you're. Prioritizing people with like a
• 3:00:27
  left wing message. That's why Gamergate is, like,
• 3:00:30
  so relevant. And that's why they keep
• 3:00:31
  freaking out about it, because they kind of called it on the
• 3:00:33
  nose what they were doing, yeah. I'm not.
• 3:00:37
  Like I said, I wasn't involved in it, but like, a spade's a
• 3:00:40
  spade. And they were saying like,
• 3:00:43
  there's no ethics in any of this.
• 3:00:44
  They're all exchanging money and like sexual favors and things
• 3:00:47
  for like, good reviews. So even when an indie game gets
• 3:00:51
  a fair shake now, people still think about that.
• 3:00:54
  Right, so if if a indie game that's maybe really good gets
• 3:00:58
  good press, you still don't find a lot of people playing it.
• 3:01:01
  With the rare exception of something like Vampire
• 3:01:03
  Survivors, which I was the worst review for that game on YouTube.
• 3:01:07
  Now everybody knows what it is. My wife even likes that game.
• 3:01:12
  It's because it's like a three dollar game that you can just
• 3:01:14
  sit there and play an infant game loop, play loop.
• 3:01:16
  The guy originally didn't even make the graphics, he bought
• 3:01:18
  them in a pack. But he put it all together in an
• 3:01:21
  interesting way that has a fun game play loop if you haven't
• 3:01:23
  played it. You have these passive weapons
• 3:01:26
  and you upgrade by getting experience points really quickly
• 3:01:31
  and you get more and more powerful.
• 3:01:32
  Ramp up and there's more and more monsters.
• 3:01:34
  And by a couple minutes there's like 1000 monsters on Scream and
• 3:01:37
  you're killing them all. And after a while you either die
• 3:01:42
  or you beat the level in like so many 10 minutes or whatever.
• 3:01:47
  And then you get more powerful for all your guys and do it
• 3:01:50
  again. And it might be.
• 3:01:53
  Like NES style graphics but that gameplay loop I've I'll I'll
• 3:01:57
  tell you right now how much I've put into vampire survivors and
• 3:02:01
  again I was the first YouTube review of it and I get no love
• 3:02:04
  for it man. I like discovered that game make
• 3:02:10
  face that where is Vampire survivors in my steam library
• 3:02:15
  and they've complete and they've done so much free content for it
• 3:02:18
  too which is the crazy part. Yeah, 62 hours.
• 3:02:23
  In a little 2D game where you actually don't even attack all,
• 3:02:27
  the only controls in Vampire Survivors if you've never played
• 3:02:30
  it is you can walk up, down and left right and you get to pick a
• 3:02:35
  level up whenever you pick up enough experience points and
• 3:02:38
  that's it. Everything else is passive, but
• 3:02:41
  for some reason it's super addictive.
• 3:02:46
  And it's like $3, and you'll probably get more time out of it
• 3:02:49
  than you will most of those AAA games, even like Cyberpunk.
• 3:02:54
  I've played 62 hours of Vampire Survivors and I don't think I've
• 3:02:58
  even scratched half the surface of it.
• 3:03:01
  And Judge, indeed, they keep putting out new content like
• 3:03:04
  every couple of months, because it's a simple game with a 2D art
• 3:03:11
  style and just a fantastic game loop, and it doesn't need more
• 3:03:14
  than that. The story is, is that like?
• 3:03:16
  I don't know Castlevania type shit because they all look like
• 3:03:21
  Castlevania. Here, have fun with this fun
• 3:03:23
  game. Sometimes you don't need all
• 3:03:25
  that story. A game is a game, right?
• 3:03:29
  What's the story of Tetris? There is none.
• 3:03:35
  Why would you need it? It's Tetris, yeah.
• 3:03:39
  Yeah. That's that's that's how you
• 3:03:43
  know you got some good and so. Why isn't that not formula true
• 3:03:47
  today? Of course it is.
• 3:03:49
  A lot of games I find the most enjoyment out of are like modern
• 3:03:53
  take with like modern hardware on a very specific retro gaming
• 3:04:00
  genre I love. I'm also an early supporter and
• 3:04:05
  I feel kind of let down by but still stand by to some degree
• 3:04:09
  'cause it's just one guy working on it.
• 3:04:11
  But there was an Xbox 360 Arcade game.
• 3:04:15
  That stole my heart. Called Dead Pixels, it's a
• 3:04:19
  zombie game and you basically walk and you can shoot left or
• 3:04:22
  you can shoot right and there's all these power ups and it looks
• 3:04:26
  like an NES game, kind of like River City Ransom or something.
• 3:04:30
  And the music is fantastic and it's a super fun gameplay at
• 3:04:34
  Loop and I bought when he put it into Early Access Dead Pixels 2.
• 3:04:40
  Straight to video. And I have the like demo that
• 3:04:43
  he's got finished, but it's just one guy in England working on it
• 3:04:47
  himself and having a full time job and it's taking forever to
• 3:04:51
  come out. But I I guarantee you it's an
• 3:04:55
  indie game that would steal a lot of people's heart.
• 3:04:57
  The music in it alone, it's supposed to be like a Super
• 3:05:01
  Nintendo era. The first one was like an NES
• 3:05:03
  era. And it's so it's got more RPG
• 3:05:07
  type elements and stuff, but it's also just like a horrid
• 3:05:11
  survival game with bosses and a story this time, and you can
• 3:05:16
  make choices and survivors in a camp.
• 3:05:19
  So it does have a little bit of a fucking story to it, but it's
• 3:05:21
  still made to look 16 bit. But the music is so fucking good
• 3:05:29
  it has no right to be. And that's true of both those
• 3:05:33
  games. But I feel like I'm never gonna
• 3:05:36
  see Dead Pixels 2 fully finished right now it's got the same demo
• 3:05:40
  he's had for years where you get up to the first boss, which is
• 3:05:43
  awesome, and then it's like, OK, 54 more streets to go.
• 3:05:49
  This is the end of the playable experience, and it's been that
• 3:05:53
  way for many years. I feel like I got my $10 out of
• 3:05:59
  it though, 'cause I can still go back and play it cause the
• 3:06:01
  character creator's awesome, the art style's awesome, and I'm
• 3:06:04
  telling you. It's the synth style that
• 3:06:07
  emulates the 80s almost like vaporwave to a degree, but more
• 3:06:12
  authentic to what it sounded like in the in the 80s and 90s.
• 3:06:15
  And like movies and shit, that action movie kind of synth sound
• 3:06:19
  that you don't get anymore, yeah.
• 3:06:22
  It really does that kind of soundtrack, like the best I've
• 3:06:26
  ever heard and the gunplay is great and the the levelling is
• 3:06:30
  great and I just wish this one guy would finish it.
• 3:06:36
  So that's the kind of heartbreak you get on the Indies too.
• 3:06:38
  Because on paper it's a simple game.
• 3:06:40
  It's 2D. But like, he hand draws all this
• 3:06:44
  pixel art and he's really, really talented at pixel art.
• 3:06:47
  If you go look up dead pixel two, you'll see what I mean.
• 3:06:50
  It looks. Great.
• 3:06:52
  Problem is, it's not done. I still played 67 hours of it
• 3:06:56
  though, so I got my 10 bucks worth.
• 3:07:00
  Also because it's Co-op and when it's done, it's supposed to have
• 3:07:03
  online Co-op one day when it's done, but then you get Dave the
• 3:07:12
  diver and the turn around is like instant in this game of the
• 3:07:15
  year. So what else we got?
• 3:07:18
  Gaming. We bored everybody to death with
• 3:07:19
  that. What else we got?
• 3:07:20
  You. You have me sold.
• 3:07:23
  Not much else. Play Dave the Diver.
• 3:07:28
  Play Dave the Diver. Oh, got a.
• 3:07:34
  Pit story. There's one that I I didn't tell
• 3:07:37
  the pit story on the air, did I? No, no.
• 3:07:41
  And I said earlier, I'm like, yeah, you don't like pit bulls
• 3:07:44
  too much. Do you?
• 3:07:45
  I don't generally like pit bulls.
• 3:07:48
  There are settings where they're fine.
• 3:07:50
  I may fucking gone a bit far and say outlaw them or whatever, but
• 3:07:55
  I was kind of just mad. But the wrong setting for them.
• 3:08:00
  Is around other people's kids that don't know you or the dog
• 3:08:04
  right? Right up in their grill.
• 3:08:06
  Because you don't know if kids are even as scared of dogs or
• 3:08:10
  whatever, right? Individually.
• 3:08:13
  And so OK, we're trick or treating.
• 3:08:14
  My boy's having a grand old time.
• 3:08:17
  He went out with his mom and grandma to some places that were
• 3:08:20
  giving out like a lot of candy 1st.
• 3:08:23
  And then we walked around the neighborhood and we got halfway
• 3:08:26
  down the street. And he went up the steps and he
• 3:08:29
  knocked and the lady came to the door with her fucking pit bull
• 3:08:34
  right up in my kids grill and then like oh he's nice and my
• 3:08:39
  son, as anybody would do, jump back.
• 3:08:43
  He loves dogs, but it takes him and he's even pet pit bulls and
• 3:08:47
  stuff. Unfortunately, as far as I'm
• 3:08:52
  concerned, because they are, they are more liable than other
• 3:08:55
  breeds to fucking snap and bite somebody.
• 3:08:57
  And especially in a setting like this, like I've known people
• 3:09:01
  that I thought take care of big pitbulls.
• 3:09:02
  Well, because I'm from the country, OK, I I know that you
• 3:09:06
  can do that. But they require an actual lot
• 3:09:08
  of exercise as a breed to not snap one day.
• 3:09:14
  If you just have them living lazy in an apartment, they
• 3:09:17
  actually can potentially be, if that's when they are potentially
• 3:09:20
  a threat, because you don't. They're still not completely a
• 3:09:24
  domesticated animal, kind of like.
• 3:09:27
  The lady that had the chimp for years and years and then a bit
• 3:09:29
  her friend's face off. Oh yeah.
• 3:09:33
  Like, they're not an actual domestic.
• 3:09:35
  Like, they were kind of bred out of the domestication part
• 3:09:38
  because they were bred to fight for entertainment purposes,
• 3:09:42
  which makes it a different, like, set of instinct, you know?
• 3:09:46
  And they're hard to to just train out when the dogs are so
• 3:09:51
  athletic and full of energy. And I'm not saying, like, you
• 3:09:55
  even need, like, an extraordinary.
• 3:09:56
  It's just like, walk them a little bit.
• 3:09:59
  But it's a couple miles and probably at least every other
• 3:10:02
  day you got to walk a pit bull, and you probably got to have a
• 3:10:05
  rope for it to hang off of by its jaw to work that out and get
• 3:10:10
  all that energy out. And still they might just like,
• 3:10:15
  go do something. If they smell a female dog in
• 3:10:17
  heat down the street and let you know that they're in charge now,
• 3:10:22
  'cause they want to get laid. But anyway, the lady comes in,
• 3:10:27
  my son understandably, jumps back and then falls off the top,
• 3:10:31
  step onto his butt and then is the middle of his back on one of
• 3:10:35
  the big cement steps. And then he falls off, falls off
• 3:10:39
  into the trees, basically on the back of his fucking back and
• 3:10:43
  neck. And I immediately run over and
• 3:10:46
  check on him to see if he's OK. He says he is.
• 3:10:49
  I pick him up and he's obviously a.
• 3:10:51
  Crying and upset because he just fell and it definitely hurt, but
• 3:10:55
  he was OK. And then I wanted to just choke
• 3:10:59
  this bitch. Why do you come to the front
• 3:11:01
  door on Halloween to a random strange kid with your fucking
• 3:11:04
  Pitbull in their face? Yeah.
• 3:11:09
  That's why I don't like pitbulls.
• 3:11:11
  It's because of those kind of Pitbull owners, because that's
• 3:11:13
  just and she's just like, oh, he's so nice, yeah, but my son
• 3:11:17
  doesn't know that. And he reacted normally.
• 3:11:20
  And it caused an accident that could have been completely
• 3:11:23
  avoided if you were a responsible adult.
• 3:11:25
  And the crazy part is one of the houses before that, the guy came
• 3:11:30
  to the door and real quick said hold on, I got to get my dog
• 3:11:32
  under control and he brought him into another room and then came
• 3:11:36
  and gave my son a couple candies for waiting so patiently.
• 3:11:40
  That dog was a Beagle. So the Beagle owner responsibly
• 3:11:45
  put their Beagle in the other room so as not to scare all the
• 3:11:47
  fucking little kids off. But the Pitbull owner, lady
• 3:11:51
  middle-aged fucking soccer mom has to come right in my son's
• 3:11:55
  face with her fucking unknown strange Pitbull and say how nice
• 3:11:58
  he is. That's the problem with
• 3:12:00
  pitbulls. It's Pitbull.
• 3:12:01
  Ladies like that. Yeah.
• 3:12:04
  Yeah, well, she. Residential area and I doubt she
• 3:12:09
  runs at 7 miles well and she about well, she probably thinks
• 3:12:13
  that her Pitbull is the exception to the to the.
• 3:12:15
  Rule. They all do, don't they?
• 3:12:17
  And it might be for the most of their life, but the risk is
• 3:12:20
  there because these are animals just meant to be active, and
• 3:12:24
  they're also meant to be predators.
• 3:12:27
  Genetically. You can drain it out to the most
• 3:12:30
  part, but you never know what's going to set them off more than
• 3:12:33
  other breeds, usually other breeds.
• 3:12:36
  When they bite people, it's it's usually the Rottweilers or the
• 3:12:40
  German Shepherds and the statistic.
• 3:12:42
  They don't feed you to that because they try to make it
• 3:12:44
  sound like it's almost as bad as pitbulls.
• 3:12:47
  Is that most of them are doing it in the name of either police
• 3:12:49
  work or security work. Yeah, I knew.
• 3:12:54
  I knew. I knew a couple that had to get
• 3:12:57
  rid of their Rottweiler because the Rottweiler got jealous once
• 3:13:03
  their kid was born. Yeah, no, rottweilers can't.
• 3:13:06
  I'm not saying rottweilers can't be mean.
• 3:13:08
  I'm saying out of the bites that they give.
• 3:13:11
  Right. Yeah.
• 3:13:14
  The majority come in the line of police work along with like
• 3:13:18
  shepherds. But that's not true of Pitbulls
• 3:13:20
  because they don't do police work or any of that because
• 3:13:24
  they're not suitable for it for obvious reasons.
• 3:13:27
  But no, tell me how they're fine when law enforcement doesn't
• 3:13:30
  think it's fine. You know, wouldn't it help you
• 3:13:33
  have a big like if they were loyal to the end and could like
• 3:13:36
  like a German Shepherd can be or like a Rottweiler can be and
• 3:13:40
  also that big and mean and vicious.
• 3:13:42
  Don't you think more law enforcement would use them?
• 3:13:46
  It would be a tactical advantage to do so, because they're huge
• 3:13:50
  and that bite will tear you apart more than a fucking German
• 3:13:53
  Shepherd boy. But they don't, because that
• 3:13:58
  bite might turn around and be on the fucking officer that it's
• 3:14:01
  been partners with for 20 years. You know, Because that's kind of
• 3:14:05
  how pit bulls are, especially in the line of duty.
• 3:14:07
  You don't know what's going on in their mind, all the shit
• 3:14:10
  they're trying to process. That's human shit, you know?
• 3:14:14
  Yeah. Just the dog.
• 3:14:17
  Well, we, Yeah, we. We eat fucking self-defense.
• 3:14:22
  You know, we we anthropomorphize animals a lot.
• 3:14:28
  Yeah, but at the end of the day, they all and cats too.
• 3:14:32
  Or like eat, sleep, fuck self-defense.
• 3:14:33
  That's animals, right? But domesticated animals.
• 3:14:37
  The strategy is to how they get that is to, like make human do
• 3:14:40
  it. Dogs do it a lot of cases by
• 3:14:43
  being at least helpful in some way.
• 3:14:47
  Cats do it by being cute and also maybe eating rodents and
• 3:14:53
  that's why we have those two. And birds are helpful for like
• 3:14:57
  mining and other things, sending messages and such.
• 3:15:02
  All the domesticated animals have a reason.
• 3:15:07
  Well, we don't. We don't.
• 3:15:08
  We don't send birds anymore. No, that's why there's so many
• 3:15:13
  pigeons in cities. They they send from like
• 3:15:17
  messenger. That's not even like a.
• 3:15:19
  That's true. That's why there's pigeons in
• 3:15:23
  cities. And they're so like chill with
• 3:15:25
  humans because they're domesticated and they they think
• 3:15:28
  about that. It's like a whole race of pets
• 3:15:30
  abandoned forever because we invented the Telegraph.
• 3:15:35
  That's what pigeons are. When you think about those damn
• 3:15:37
  pigeons, remember that they're like.
• 3:15:41
  You took their job and they don't know what to do, so they
• 3:15:44
  eat trash and shit everywhere, yeah.
• 3:15:51
  True. Yeah, No, it is either.
• 3:15:53
  That, or their spy drones is according to the one thing I
• 3:15:57
  heard on that one reputable program.
• 3:16:01
  Oh yeah, the whole birds aren't real thing.
• 3:16:04
  Yeah, clearly. I mean, pigeons can't be real,
• 3:16:06
  'cause that story that I just told, it's so ridiculous that.
• 3:16:10
  Clearly, they're just spy drones.
• 3:16:13
  They're not. They're not the abandoned worker
• 3:16:17
  pets that have no idea why we've abandoned them, but have genetic
• 3:16:20
  memories to hang around us, 'cause they don't know how to
• 3:16:22
  survive on their own anymore. Yeah.
• 3:16:26
  And the more you think about that, the more existentially.
• 3:16:28
  Sad it gets, yeah. It has been the pigeon's plate
• 3:16:34
  for a second. It's so existentially.
• 3:16:38
  Sad good, Grouch. You know what I mean?
• 3:16:41
  Like we we made them bombs and then complain that they shit
• 3:16:46
  everywhere and eat everything, but we basically create a
• 3:16:51
  situation where they if they don't do that, they'll just
• 3:16:53
  cease. To.
• 3:16:54
  Be so they hang out near us and eat popcorn off the fucking
• 3:16:59
  ground. Because we abandoned them when
• 3:17:03
  we found a newer, flashier toy. Because human beings are fickle.
• 3:17:09
  It's it's so sad. I think we might want to end the
• 3:17:13
  podcast and just like leave the audience with that for this
• 3:17:16
  week. There you go.
• 3:17:19
  Think about the carrier carrier pigeons, folks.
• 3:17:23
  Now known as a modern people call them trash birds, right?
• 3:17:29
  You know what I mean? Like, people don't.
• 3:17:30
  Don't. Who thinks highly of pigeons?
• 3:17:33
  But they were once an integral part of the communication in
• 3:17:37
  this very country. In that very city you're in was
• 3:17:40
  part of the network. And now they just shit
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  everywhere. Yeah.
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  That's what happens when you take the jobs, play Dave the
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  Diver and they got the carrier pigeons, yeah.
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  What other podcasts that given that advice and listen to
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  Meatloaf bat out of hell Yes. You instantly agree with that.
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  Good man. Great, great, great album.
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  Yeah, All righty folks, we'll be back next week.
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  Until then, take care and don't do anything I I wouldn't do or
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  would do depending. Yeah, don't post what he would
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  post about sky blue or whatever. Besides, I mean, if you're into
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  Gotham mommies, you already got like, the the urea Ripley,
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  right? Oh.
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  He's not good enough for you guys.
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  You're not into that or he. She took a bit far.
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  A bit. Far.
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  Well, yeah, she's the leader of the Judgement Day.
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  Yeah. What's what's, what's this blue
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  chick doing again? All right, just showing her
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  panties. She she should have, she should
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  have been in, like, the modeling industry.
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  But then the modeling industry went woke and pretty girls
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  aren't allowed. Yeah, and so she becomes a
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  pigeon. There's where you end it.
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  Sky blue, the pigeon. Think about it.
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  All right, folks, yeah, that is a good way to end.
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  See ya. Thanks for listening to the
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