Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / YouTube Ep 12 | Dear Treehouse | Dogs, Dating, and Boogers

Transcript

YouTube Ep 12 | Dear Treehouse | Dogs, Dating, and Boogers · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mally. He is
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholm. Trey. What do you have on tap for
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: us today inside Deer Treehouse?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Well, we have an exciting episode of Deer Treehouse today
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: and I'll right off a few of the of the
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: of the topics we've got. Am I the asshole for
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: wanting to find a new vet after they laughed at me?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Is this annoying, outdated a red flag? Or is it
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: just me?
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm?
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Or I found hundreds of boogers under my husband's gaming chair.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: I've learned a lot over decades of experience, and that
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: is always start with the boogers.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: So obviously written by a wife. We're in the middle
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: of moving and I I was trying to carry my
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: husband's gaming chair through the doorway. I had to tell
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: sideways to fit, and that's when I saw it. Underneath
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: the seat and all over the bottom were hundreds of
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: dried boogers. I'm not even exaggerating. I froze for a
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: second and then immediately started gagging. I almost threw up.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: I had no idea he was doing that. I feel
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: like I'm married to a five year old. I'm so
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: grossed out and honestly just disappointed, embarrassed. I don't even
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: know do I confront him, make him clean it, throw
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: the whole chair out. I'm beyond disgusted and don't even
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: know how to look at him right now.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: I don't blame her. I couldn't look at him when
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: you were reading that. Just for the briefest of moments,
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: I tried to put myself in her shoes, and I
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: immediately regretted it because then I started to feel nauseous
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: just thinking about hundreds of boogers underneath that mane.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: And uh, I'm I'm with you, And you know, it's
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: just having having worked in the service industry and you know,
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: flipping chairs over and seeing the crap, gum, boogers, everything
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: people put underneath seats. Yeah, just just the mental image.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: I've read it enough now I can control But when
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: I'm in the same boat. When I first read it,
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: I was I wanted to throw up.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I have a very strong stomach.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, I did not, so
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: I eventually grew into a strong stomach. I can watch
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: blood and guts don't have a problem with that. There
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: are certain things, though, that will trigger my sensitive tummy
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: and gross body stuff is one of them. Two Girls
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: One Cup could not get through it not wasn't even
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: was not going to happen, and will not try. That's
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: just that's not going to happen. So you mentioned the
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: boogers to me, that's up there, like one booger, two booger.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's okay, But when you have a collection, like
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: when you have a hive of boogers, well, I no,
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I you want to talk about a Pavlovian response. I
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: can't hear the music that starts out the Two Girls
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: one cut video without throwing up, Like I mean it
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: literally it induced start.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you start to feel it in your jowls
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: and your your body starts to lubricate, the the the
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: vomit luge.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: I no, uh huh that that. Yeah, I'm I'm with you.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: I I can withstand a lot there. They're very few
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: things that make me queasy, but and it's stuff like that.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: It's the yeah, bodily shit.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll do it to me every single time. Yeah,
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: that is disgusting. I don't know how she looks at
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: him at all ever, again with any sort of love affection.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Forget sexual attraction, I just mean just general love and
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: affection and just want to I don't know how she
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: could be in the same room with this guy. I
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: don't know how she completes the move. And here's the thing.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: This is a horrible trap. This is a horrible position
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: for her to be in. She is, you know, typically
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: you would say stuck between a rock and a hard place,
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: but in this case, it's between you know, a rock
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: and a booger wall. And there is no win here
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: because if she confronts him, then that'll, you know, there
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: will be repercussions for it. Right. If she doesn't, there's
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, damage has already been done on her, Like
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: she's already disgusted. So if she confronts him, he might
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: get defensive. He might deny that's not mine, that's the dog,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: or that's the kid, or those aren't mine. If he's smart,
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: he should say those are not mine. I am just
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: as I am, just as disgusted as you are.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is his only way out of this, That
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: is the only way he has to deny it. Because
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: in her post you read they were dried boogers. So
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: his only hope is that she does not submit those
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: boogers for DNA testing. He just needs to deny that
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: those are his and pretend to be just as disgusted.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: And on a separate note, he should be disgusted. That's nasty.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: If you're a real man, you pick your booger and
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: you flick it across the room into a land that
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: it disappears and you never see it again. That's how
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: you do that. Or you wipe it on somebody else's stuff,
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: not yours.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: Or you know, a paper towel, Kleenex.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: Just I've thank you for pointing out that I didn't
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: start there.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: You know, now we know the burden has.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: That's not mine. Also, what's that on your shirt? Baby?
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: I I you're not wrong if he has a plausible
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: excuse a kid, that he inherited the chair from a buddy,
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: it was used. But if that chair, you know, if
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: he bought that since they've moved in, if they don't
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: have kids.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: Then someone's been breaking in and using that chair as
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: a booger colony. He still has to commit to it.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: That's not mine, that it came that way. It's a
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: manufacturer's defect, a little sticker person that said inspected by
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: G twenty two or whatever. That person was a liar.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: They were, they were they were about to get me, baby.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, but it isn't you Also he thought this
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: one through and knowing they're moving, knowing someone you know
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: this is it's like clear, it's like clearing the cash
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: out and your browsing history, if someone at a computer.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: You need to think about these things because.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what and if you're so when your girlfriend asked sorry, yeah,
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: when your girlfriend asked, hey can I can I can
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: I look at your phone? Real quick?
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: Sure, hang on a second, here you go, no problem.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just give it five more minutes for the factory
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: reset to you know, go through.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Oh you asked me right at the worst possible time, baby,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: hang on, It'll just be a minute. I'll get it
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: to you. No problem. And you're right though, you know
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: you're about to move. And if you're so into gaming
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: that you've got a specific gaming chair and that you
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: put boogers and you're doing it so much that you
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: have a booger seat underneath it, then you need to
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: know that she should never find that, and that is
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: your responsibility to move it. So she's so she never
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: discovers it. It's kind of like me with my equipment
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: that we do the show. My wife knows that I
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: moved this, not because I've got boogers wiped all over,
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: but because I have a way that I like to
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: organize it and roll cables and stuff, so it's organized
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: in my you know, disheveled brain. And so she's like, yeah, okay, dude,
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: that's my thing. That should be his approach to his
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: gaming equipment with the booger collection under the gaming chair. Baby,
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: I'll move this stuff. You don't worry about it. That way,
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: this never becomes an issue and she never has to
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: know how completely horrendously disgusting he is.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: And but and what may even be a bigger problem
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: for her is he may be so disgusting that he
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: has forgotten he does it. It's just he didn't even
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: think about it. He just picks and wipes him on
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the chair without even thinking about it.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: And that's what a filthy pig she's married to. And
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: she probably doesn't need to leave him.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really think she can come back from this.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: And by she, I mean he, because I mean any
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: sort of like when you look at your significant other,
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: your person, your partner, ideally, you look at them and
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: it's you know, the clouds part the sun shines and
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: angels sing on high. This is the love of your
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: life that's gone now forever in this relationship, are you.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Know any sweet maybe romantic moments. Look, honey, I bake
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: this here, try it. Dips his finger in.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, God, no.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Minute, he sticks a hand down the panties.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: Nope, nope, nope. For their relationship sake. I hope she's
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: taller than he is, because otherwise every time she looks
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: up at him and all she sees is right up
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: that schnaz. That's all she's gonna remember, is the booger
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: colony underneath his gaming chair.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Or every time he points he she's just gonna
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: envision a giant booger on the end of his finger. Yeah,
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: because there might be. Yeah, you'll probably leave them.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like in a Terminator two when the
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: liquid terminator could do his finger and extends out. That's
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: what she's going to see into her mind, except it's
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: going to be a big green blob. Yeah, So just write,
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: just write the dear John Letter, put it on the
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: mantle and you're already moving, So just move to a
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: slightly a.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Judge and a jury will understand.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get everything you want, which obviously you're not
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: gonna want that chair, and you may want to take
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: you know, do a once over on everything before you
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: decide to take it or not, but that would probably
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: be in your best interest.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and probably don't look at anything else he's been
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: sitting in because God.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: All right, And also, real quick last bit on this.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: If you find a stash of boogers like that underneath
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: your husband's gaming chair, that can't be the first sign
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: of a disgusting husband. There have to be other signs
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: and you just chose to ignore them.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, and that is probably true. And you know
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: we both God knows women will overlook a lot of
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: our crap.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: But and thank God for you. Yeah, but if my
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: wife discovered a hidden you know, booger place, I'd understand
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: that she leaves.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So all right, Next up, is this annoying, outdated
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: a red flag or is it just me? I recently
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: went on a date with a guy who insisted on
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: walking me home afterward. The moment we started moving. He
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: kept trying to position himself on the outside of the sidewalk,
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: the old protect the woman from traffic. Move at the
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: end of the walk, I told him he could leave
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: me at the end of my street instead of walking
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: me to my door. I heard him mutter something like,
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: I guess the end of the street is safe, which
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: only added to the weirdness. It really struck me how
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: often this still happens. It does not feel like caring
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: to me. It feels like performative, outdated, and a bit controlling,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Like he's like he's acting out of script, instead of
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: just walking beside me and treating me like a normal person.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: I've been single for a few years and my ex
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: never worried about my safety like this.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: You really don't need to continue. If there's any more
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: to this, I have everything I need.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Edit. My last two relationships have been with women.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not okay, Come on, all right, there's a
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: lot more to unpack here that I've bargained for. First off,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: these two are on such different pages in different books entirely,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: not even in the same series of books. Right, She's
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: in like one genre of and he's in a completely
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: different section. And they're on two different pages. On top
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: of all that, this relationship will not work. If on
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: a simple early date in a relationship she doesn't like
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: the fact that he's trying to be protective, the relationship
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: will never work because if you can't appreciate that, then
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: then he is not for you. And from his side,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: if she can't appreciate that, she's not for him. And
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I will say this, I give her credit for noticing it,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: because a lot of women don't and a lot of
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: men don't know that is supposed to be a chivalrous thing.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: That is old, old school to walk on the side
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: of your significant other, putting yourself in between them and traffic,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: and most people don't even notice it.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, And that's but I guess it lends itself
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: to the fact that everything is people are so cynical,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: and whether it is I don't know, performative or whatnot,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: it's still him trying to do what a lot of
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: us is the right thing. You walk a woman to
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: the door, you hold a door open, you do everything else.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: You know. I don't think that's in any way trying
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: to be controlling or anything else. It simply is a
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: nice gesture and the date may have been horrible.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: This is the type of woman that would be of sorry, uh,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: this is the type of woman that would be offended
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: if a stranger holds a door open for her.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, uh and and is trying to read sexism
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: and everything else too. Again, it was just it's just
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: manners in my book of that's how and maybe it
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: is maybe it is specific to our age. I don't
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: know that gen Z was ever really taught this. I
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: but for us millennials gen X above boomers, we were
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: all taught. You know, you hold the door open for
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: a woman, You walk her, you know, to the door,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: make sure she got home safe, everything else. And that's
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: something ye I do with friends or anything else. You know,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It's not just someone a romantic deal. It's something you
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: just do in general. Yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I mean we've been friends for over twenty years and
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: you've held doors open for me. I thought it was
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: weird when you slap my butt as I went through it,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: but you know I appreciated the gesture.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Well, that would be a whole nother episode, Dan, why
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I slap your ass?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, if she doesn't, if she if she doesn't
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: appreciate it, then this relationship is already not going to work,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: so it's kind of like, if that little bit bothered you,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: there's going to be a whole host of other issues
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: that would probably stem from it that you're really gonna hate.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: So just you know what, be glad he let you
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: go at the end of the street. Not that he
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: needed to let you go, but just let the relationship
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: die right there on the end of your street, because
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: that's that's probably for the best for both of you,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: and I hope he recognizes that. And then Jettison's on
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: his own right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I would almost be willing to bet, and you're
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: right about everything he said. I'd almost be willing to
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: bet that. At the same time, had something happened to
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: her and she got mugged or anything else, she'd be like, well,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: we should have walked me home.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: M Also, he shouldn't have mugged me. Yeah, told you
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: it wasn't safe, all right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: And the last one, am I the asshole for wanting
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: to find a new vet after they laughed at me?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Usually when people ask am I the asshole? It's usually it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Statistically speaking, it's usually a yes, because I feel like
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: if you feel the need to ask, it than you
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: probably are not in this case.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's so. I am a thirty five female
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and I have always owned female dogs. I recently adopted
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: a male dog from a local shelter. I fell in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: love with him the first time I saw him. They
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: told me he had just been neutered and it takes
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: some time for the hormones to get out of their system.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: So when he started humping some of his stuffed animals,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I figured it was just part of the process.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Hm.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the other day I looked over and his pink
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: thingy was hauled the way out. It really does look
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: like lipstick.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The rumors are true.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I felt embarrassed for both of us, so I just
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: looked away.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Why do you feel embars for the dog? The dog
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: has no shame. That dog does not care. If that
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: dog cared, it might not have done it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: So I looked back ten minutes later and it was
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: still there. Came concerned and called my vet. It was
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: a Saturday morning, so I wanted to make sure I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: could get him in if I needed to. When I
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: told him my predicament, I could tell. The woman at
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the clinic was trying not to laugh as she said
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: she would go ask a vet. After a few minutes
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: on hold, she came back and told me that if
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: it doesn't go down, try putting some frozen peas on it. No,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: or get some lube and squirt it on his thingy,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: because it will help it go back in.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: So don't do that. No.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Oh. As she's telling me this, I hear multiple people
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: laughing in the background.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: So that's why she's upset.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Have a sense of humored, lady, I go back, I
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: staying corrected. I should have stayed with my statistical theory
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: in this case. You're you're overreacting. You're a little bit
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: of the a hole here. I mean, have a sense
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: of humor. It's okay, it's a boy dog. That thing's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: gonna come out. Sometimes it's gonna happen. Sorry, that's just
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: that is nature. That is biology. And honestly, if you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: were living with a guy, same thing's gonna happen. So
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: maybe just get used to it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you have to step away from the situation.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I can relate that that if she it's her first
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: time having a male dog, and she's probably embarrassed to
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: ask such a question. And but at the same time,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: if you're on the other end and you're at a
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: vet clinic and you deal with the stupidity that with
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta laugh at the funny stuff. And
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: you know, I would be on the flo. I would
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: be on the floor laughing if someone you know, called
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: me up and go, how do I get my dog's
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: pink thingy to go back in?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Well, there are a couple of ways. You are right
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: on on the on the vet side of things. You
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: really need to enjoy the good moments because you're talking
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: about a job and an environment that has a lot
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: of sad ones. So enjoy enjoy the comical moments when
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: they come pardon the pun.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you don't. You know what. I would actually
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: prefer to go to a vet and a vet's office
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: that has a sense of humor about it, because I
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: have a sense of humor about a lot of things.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And if you do too, we are gonna vibe. We
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: are gonna get along just fine. This is just a
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: learning process, you know. Like she said, she's only had
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: girl dogs. Now she got a boy dog, and boy
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: dogs gonna do boy boy things. I don't recommend the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: loop deal at all. I do wonder like she followed
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: the Sialis and blue pill commercial advice when they tell
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: you if an erection lasts for more than four hours,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: contact your physician. Or was he on the end of
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the couch like legs spread, looking down at it, looking
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: at her, going eh, I.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Think he was just lounging in a bathtub.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Covered in bubbles head to toe except for right there. Yeah,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: the dog. The dog may have had a bit of
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a bit of a problem there. But like the doctors
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: told you that some of these things might pop up.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that she called the vet just to check
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: to make sure. And it's okay to have a sense
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: of humor with some things. They're not laughing at you completely,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I mean just a little bit. They're just they're laughing
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: this situation. It's okay, it's not a big deal. Lighten up, Francis,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: and hope you have some peas. And you better hope
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: that he's not into cold stuff.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Oh that's spot.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: For all things Treehouse. Hit our website Treehouse on air
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: dot com. You can also check out The Tree host
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: The Treehouse Show podcast. Available everywhere you get your podcasts,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: iHeart app, Spotify, Apple, Overcast, all of them. Choose your
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: favorite platform at Treehouse ondoo dot com. We'll see you
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: next time, right here inside the Treehouse