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Show #283 Win Aaron Randolph's Money Tic Tac Dough · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my name is Aaron Randolph, and today I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to make something less than podcast history. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: put up five thousand pennies of my own money.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'm better at game shows than you. So if
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  Speaker 2: you're intelligent enough and quick enough, and if you've got
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  Speaker 2: nerves of steel, no, not even steel, nerves of rubber, no.
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  Speaker 3: Nerves of cotton, even though you can win Aaron Randolph's money.
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  Speaker 4: You know him as book Daddy, but today he's going
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  Speaker 4: to be on the receiving end of uspanking. It's Airy Rannold.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that lovely, lovely introduction to F Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's me Aaron Randolph, and I am putting fifty
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  Speaker 3: bucks of my own money on the line that I
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  Speaker 3: cannot be beaten at game shows. It's going to be
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  Speaker 3: a monthly show. This is our first iteration of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really hoping to go as well. And we've picked
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  Speaker 3: a banger of a game. But before we get to that,
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  Speaker 3: I got to introduce first the voice you just heard
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  Speaker 3: our guest host for this episode. You know him as
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  Speaker 3: two F Jeff from the Suggested Articles podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: Hey? What's up? Is boy? My blood pressure being the
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  Speaker 4: first to do this game show series is a little
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  Speaker 4: much for me, but I've all deep down inside, I've
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  Speaker 4: always wanted to be a game show host, So I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, this is your chance, and I have a feeling
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna knock it out of the park. And we
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  Speaker 3: also have to introduce my opponents somewhat volun told into
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  Speaker 3: the role.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 3: Aggie was going to face me, but unfortunately, due to
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  Speaker 3: time difficulties, Aggie couldn't be here.
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  Speaker 2: So instead he's a veteran and a podcaster, and a
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  Speaker 2: veteran podcaster, it's Stevie.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, everybody, And just like being a veteran being
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  Speaker 5: volunt told, Yeah, that was the major already in my military.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of how it works. Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's talk today's game because I am so excited.
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  Speaker 3: This is one of the first game shows I saw
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  Speaker 3: as a child. I remember it very clearly, watching it
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  Speaker 3: in a block with the Jokers, wild I think on CBS,
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  Speaker 3: but it could have been like rerun somewhere else. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, but it is the magnificent from all the
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  Speaker 3: way back in the fifties.
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  Speaker 2: Tic Tac dough, Yes, fifties.
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  Speaker 4: You know I didn't read the history. I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got the history right here, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: go over it real quick, because this show does have
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  Speaker 3: a long and storied history. Tic Tac Dough is a
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  Speaker 3: game show very obviously based on the paper and pencil
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  Speaker 3: game of Tic Tac Doe. There have been four versions
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  Speaker 3: of it so far, the first in the nineteen fifties,
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  Speaker 3: the second and most popular run from nineteen seventy eight
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  Speaker 3: to nineteen eighty six, hosted by Wink Martindale, and then
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  Speaker 3: shortly thereafter. But Jim Caldwell, the less said about him,
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  Speaker 3: the better, He absolutely tanked the show. If you were
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  Speaker 3: to go to an AI and type in Bland white Man,
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  Speaker 3: he's what would come up. There was a very short
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  Speaker 3: nineties revival of the show, very short, again not the
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  Speaker 3: best iteration, and most recently it now airs on Game
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  Speaker 3: Show Network, hosted by Brooke Burns.
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  Speaker 2: Again the less said about that.
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  Speaker 3: The better gameplay is typically two contestants trying to complete
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  Speaker 3: a line of x's or o's on a Tic tac
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  Speaker 3: toe board with nine spaces. The spaces are filled with
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  Speaker 3: various categories. The players get asked a question on that category.
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  Speaker 3: If they get it right, they get the box and
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  Speaker 3: their symbol is.
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  Speaker 2: Put in it.
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  Speaker 3: If they don't get it right, nothing happens. The box
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  Speaker 3: goes unclaimed, the categories get shuffled between questions, and the
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  Speaker 3: center square being of strategic importance is usually a harder
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  Speaker 3: two part question for a higher dollar amount. If the
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  Speaker 3: game ends in a tie, a new game is started
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  Speaker 3: with new categories and the pot is rolled over. The
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  Speaker 3: most successful run by far is the eighties run in syndication.
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  Speaker 3: Players could keep playing as long as they kept winning,
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  Speaker 3: and several players won over one hundred thousand dollars, but
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  Speaker 3: the Tic Tac Dough King undisputed was Tom McKee, a
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  Speaker 3: Navy man who defeated forty three opponents in a row
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  Speaker 3: and amassed three hundred and twelve thousand, seven hundred dollars,
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  Speaker 3: including eight cars and over two hundred thousand dollars in cash.
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  Speaker 3: He was the biggest winner in game show history for
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  Speaker 3: nearly twenty years until Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
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  Speaker 3: came out and a contestant won a half a million
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  Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, and.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I've got on the hitt nineteen eighties money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was nineteen eighties money. He made out big.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy. Could you imagine, like not not even like
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  Speaker 5: the spectacular feet of beating that many contestants, but then
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  Speaker 5: like coming home like, yeah, I got eight cars in
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  Speaker 5: my freaking garage. Yeah, yeah, from what playing tic.
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  Speaker 3: TAC though, like I'm fairly certain they sold at least
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  Speaker 3: six of them.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there's no reason you.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly eight cars a bit much, but yeah, to be fair, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: he was.
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  Speaker 3: He was the star of the show. His his wife
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  Speaker 3: Jenny came to I think every shoot wow, and I
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  Speaker 3: mean she was dropped at gorgeous. She had like she
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  Speaker 3: had like an anime face really just literally like perfect, flawless,
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  Speaker 3: like absolutely so I think half the viewers turned in
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  Speaker 3: just to watch her, honestly. But he was he was
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  Speaker 3: unstoppable like he was. He was the Ken Jennings of
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  Speaker 3: that generation. Nice absolutely just stomped it and just did
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  Speaker 3: an amazing job.
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  Speaker 2: So that I mean, I don't I didn't see that
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  Speaker 2: run live.
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  Speaker 3: I've only heard of it and caught like parts of it,
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  Speaker 3: like up on YouTube, where some people have posted some
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  Speaker 3: of the Game Show Network reruns where they featured some
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  Speaker 3: of the best episodes from Tom McKee's run.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's a it's a it's a.
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  Speaker 3: There was a show I just remember like being one
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  Speaker 3: of the first to like capture my imagination as a
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  Speaker 3: kid and be like, I love this, I want more
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  Speaker 3: of this, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was one of my favorite game shows growing up,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not even sure why. I think it must
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  Speaker 4: have been the Charm of Wink Martindale. But also the Dragon. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that was always into dragons.
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  Speaker 2: I neglected to mention forgot the beat.
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  Speaker 3: The Dragon Bonus game was an invention specifically for the
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  Speaker 3: eighties version. The fifties version didn't even have it. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: the fifties version didn't have TVs to show the categories
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  Speaker 3: and the x's, and instead they had like rolling cylinders
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  Speaker 3: on like a rack of three you know, three by
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  Speaker 3: three and nine square grid and this the cylinders would
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  Speaker 3: roll to shuffle the category to the next one, and
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  Speaker 3: they would shine an xer and ozer in light on whichever.
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  Speaker 2: By the contestants.
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  Speaker 4: I have to find that.
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  Speaker 2: For nineteen fifty technology, it was pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it was pretty good. They were inventive. Let's
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  Speaker 4: just say, well, how did those cylinders roll. There was
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  Speaker 4: probably a dude standing behind the game board. Man, I
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  Speaker 4: assume there was somebody back there just rolling them all
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  Speaker 4: by it, or maybe there was like a.
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  Speaker 2: There was like the turning wheel.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but yeah, beat the Dragon was an
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  Speaker 4: invention specifically for the eighties version, and the we'll play
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  Speaker 4: the bonus round because you know, why not, but uh,
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  Speaker 4: the fifty dollars is dependent on whether or not Stevie
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  Speaker 4: beats me in the front game because it just to
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  Speaker 4: be clear, just to be clear, but we can play
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  Speaker 4: the bonus round for fun.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, the bonus round was great. It again, you
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  Speaker 3: had the nine squares. One of them held a dragon
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  Speaker 3: who would instantly end your bonus round, so you could
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  Speaker 3: stop at any time and keep the money you'd want.
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  Speaker 3: But the other squares had varying dollar amounts from one
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars to five hundred dollars, and there was a
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  Speaker 3: tick and attack on the board as well, so if
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  Speaker 3: you found the tick and the attack, you instantly won.
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  Speaker 2: Your total instantly shot up to one thousand dollars, or
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  Speaker 2: you had to get.
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  Speaker 3: To one thousand dollars in cash. Either way would win
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  Speaker 3: you the game. I think it's kind of a brilliant
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  Speaker 3: setup because it sounds like, oh great, I just need
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  Speaker 3: to find two squares to win. Yeah, but if you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to get the money and you find one of
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  Speaker 3: the tick or the Tex squares, you're kind of like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of a useless square now. So it actually
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  Speaker 3: kind of slows you down a little bit having the
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  Speaker 3: two competing methods of winning, you know, in a weird way.
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  Speaker 3: I think it actually raises the average number of squares
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  Speaker 3: needed to win the bonus round.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm not I haven't done the math, but it's
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  Speaker 2: just just a theory I have about it.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, the uh beat the Dragon round carried through
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  Speaker 4: into the nineties version. Is it still there today?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: In the nineties version it was slightly altered. Instead of
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  Speaker 3: money amounts, there was a dragon and a dragon slayer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right. The night Oh man, those were
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  Speaker 4: the saddest, like something. There's something special about the original dragon.
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully we'll see him today, but he's like, he looks
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  Speaker 4: like he could be in Minecraft, and the one from
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  Speaker 4: the nineties when the nineties looked like someone photoshop the dragon.
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  Speaker 3: He looked like he belonged on a magic card. Honest
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  Speaker 3: to god, he did not belong on this game show.
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  Speaker 3: It just looked weird. And then the dragon Slayer is
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  Speaker 3: just a knight too, held up a sword and then
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  Speaker 3: get a ridiculous fanfare. It was it was. It was okay,
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  Speaker 3: but it was not great. And there's a reason why
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  Speaker 3: the show didn't last. Aside from Patrick Wayne's like completely
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  Speaker 3: like you win, like you would say when someone went
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  Speaker 3: like and was this long drawn out pronunciation of win
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  Speaker 3: that made it sound like it had two soulables.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, that was a crazy show.
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  Speaker 3: And the third one, the bonus round is is instead
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  Speaker 3: of any of that, a player has to get a
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  Speaker 3: tic tac dough in sixty seconds, picking boxes and answering questions.
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  Speaker 3: But there's a dragon moving around the board trying to
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  Speaker 3: block the contestant from getting in.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's weird.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds unnecessary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: I wish they just on the same eighties show again.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been happy with that totally. They could
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  Speaker 3: use the same graphics. I mean, like the penciler has
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  Speaker 3: come back, no reason why not.
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  Speaker 5: It would be huge, especially now with the Minecraft movie
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  Speaker 5: came out, and all these indie games coming out and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's into it. Why not do that? Love the pixelert Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but tic Tac does like one of the first games
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  Speaker 5: I could play because I'm like, well, I got half
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  Speaker 5: the game down already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how to do everybody knows how to
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  Speaker 3: do tick tack toe. There's a reason why this game
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  Speaker 3: is endured for the seventy years, but specifically, Jeff, as
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  Speaker 3: the guest host for this episode, you may have already
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  Speaker 3: answered this question, but you chose this game. This is
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  Speaker 3: the one that you said you wanted to host. Is
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  Speaker 3: there any particular reason why this game in particular.
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  Speaker 2: Struck your fancy?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I was listening to the episode where
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  Speaker 4: you were musing about possibly doing game shows, and for
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  Speaker 4: some reason, this was Well, there were two games that
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  Speaker 4: Pop n ittim I had immediately, uh, and the other
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  Speaker 4: one was Press Your Luck. But that was a faite
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  Speaker 4: that was a favorite game and it has some great
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  Speaker 4: history behind it with I mean, like there was a
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  Speaker 4: dude that memorized the game board. Well, I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to give spoilers if you're gonna be playing this later.
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  Speaker 4: Great game, but a little less my speed. I want
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  Speaker 4: to hit you guys with questions that take us all
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  Speaker 4: in very stupid directions today. So trivia Trivia was the
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  Speaker 4: way to go for me. And Wink Martindale. What a
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  Speaker 4: name I've always I'll never forget his name. I'll be eighty,
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  Speaker 4: i won't recognize my own children anymore, and I'll be like,
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  Speaker 4: but Wink Martin Dale was the greatest. It was something
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  Speaker 4: I watched when I was a kid in the eighties.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm older than you guys, right, so I
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  Speaker 4: might have been watching them in real time for a
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  Speaker 4: while there. I'm an old man.
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  Speaker 3: But fun fact, Wink's real first name is Winston. It
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  Speaker 3: is his nickname is actually from his first name.
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  Speaker 4: Which is when that's still a pretty good name.
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  Speaker 2: Came by Wink. Honestly, it wasn't just because he had
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  Speaker 2: a you know, very in fact that he.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't wink very often as far as I can remember,
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  Speaker 5: because I'm like, i't remember him doing that like the
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  Speaker 5: end of every episode, have a good night.
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  Speaker 3: No, he didn't have a thing for and this is weird,
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  Speaker 3: but no other game show host did it.
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  Speaker 2: He had a thing for weird hats, like.
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  Speaker 4: At the end of the episode he'd put on a
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  Speaker 4: bizarre hat someone had found it, give it, just put
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  Speaker 4: it on, and just like, what do you think, folks?
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  Speaker 2: So it looks silly? You know, well the.
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  Speaker 5: Eighties Wink was eighties entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wink Wink loved a good pun. He would he would,
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  Speaker 2: he would tell these terrible puns in the audience had grown.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll make you grown today.
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  Speaker 2: I promise looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 3: So, uh, the game structure we have currently for this,
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  Speaker 3: because games of Tic Tac Dough go pretty quick.
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  Speaker 2: Usually we're doing a.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a kind of a double game thing. So Stevie,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna get a chance to practice.
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  Speaker 5: Oh sweet good.
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  Speaker 3: But if the practice game ends in a tie, then
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  Speaker 3: we'll move on to the second game anyway, and the
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  Speaker 3: second game will decide it. Oh okay, if one of
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  Speaker 3: us wins the practice game, it doesn't mean anything.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Mean then we'll play the second game for real. If
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  Speaker 3: that game.
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  Speaker 4: Ends in a tie, then I will double the.
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  Speaker 3: Standard amount you would have gotten if you'd lost. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so instead of five dollars for your chosen charity, you'll
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  Speaker 3: get ten.
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  Speaker 2: Nice so you'll get a little bonus if we tie,
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  Speaker 2: but you get fifty dollars if you win. Okay, you
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  Speaker 2: just got to beat me at Tictac, though.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think I think I have a chance.
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  Speaker 2: I think you do too, because I have no idea
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  Speaker 2: what Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: To be absolutely clear, Jeff was in charge of all questions.
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  Speaker 3: He did not tell me anything beforehand. I have no
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  Speaker 3: advanced knowledge of any of the questions or the categories
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  Speaker 3: we're going to play. I have literally know and I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to ask you this, Jeff, before we got started.
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  Speaker 2: The TICNAK though, the eighties.
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  Speaker 3: Version and I think the nineties version as well, did
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  Speaker 3: some special categories in red that were different from the standard.
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  Speaker 4: They worked a little differently. Most of them allowed both
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  Speaker 4: players to take part. Yeah, there were some weird ones.
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  Speaker 4: There was ones showdown, There was a uh it's a dilemma.
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  Speaker 3: There was the secret category one which didn't tell you
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  Speaker 3: the category of the question, but if you got it right,
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  Speaker 3: the pot doubled.
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  Speaker 2: And uh and that was that.
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  Speaker 3: Was a secret category that actually led to Tom McKee's
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  Speaker 3: biggest single day win. Wow Like the pot got up
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  Speaker 3: to thirty six thousand dollars in nineteen eighties one nineteen
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  Speaker 3: eighties in nineteen eighties money. It was thirty six thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars and he won it, and it was it was
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  Speaker 3: a wild thing. But anyway, Uh, well, I will say
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  Speaker 3: there like four times in a row, like they just
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  Speaker 3: kept tying, and again the same guy stayed on the
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  Speaker 3: show for like four episodes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, Yeah, First of all, it is a relief.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad you said about what happens if we tie,
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  Speaker 4: because we didn't really talk about that before, and I
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  Speaker 4: did not prepare a third game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, So at the end of the second game, we
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  Speaker 3: will either have we will have a definitive result one
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  Speaker 3: way or another, either one of us wins or we
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  Speaker 3: tie and Stevie gets double the standard low amount.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah sounds good. Uh, And then there is one red category.
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  Speaker 4: Game shows on podcasts can get a little complicated. We
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  Speaker 4: don't have buzzers, so there's just one. It's going to
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  Speaker 4: be a jump in. Whoever answers first gets the box.
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  Speaker 4: But you'll see when the time comes. Oh boy, oh boy, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: On a scale of one to ten, how many weeds
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: have you smoked this morning?
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  Speaker 2: One?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but I also had half a sucker, so and
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  Speaker 5: it's already kicked it exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Feel that could be a problems problem.
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  Speaker 2: But Steevie's a clever boy. I'm sure he'll do very well.
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  Speaker 2: He's a lot smarter than he pretends to be. Let's
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  Speaker 2: just put it that way again.
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  Speaker 4: I would never never say he's not smart. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: a little bit worried about when speed is of the essence.
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  Speaker 2: That might be an issue. We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: But he's also a little bit like an energizer bunny,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm the slower, slothlike dude.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get to it, but we'll see. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I think that pretty much covers the history of our
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: show and our feelings about it. When we come back,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: we're going to actually play our first practice game of
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: ticktac dough and we'll see how things go. I'm so excited.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: But we'll be right back right after this, all.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm just thinking, I'm like tic tac Oh, that's
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Hollywood Squares. Don't say the wrong thing.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It basically, I mean, except Hollywood Squares is. The only
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: difference is they don't ask you the question. Somebody else
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: say whether you believe it or not, it's the same.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Game, it's the same game.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be awesome. I'm excited for.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: This that Hollywood Squares would be super fun, but you
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: need a lot of guests lined up. I think you
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: should do it, definitely.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Because already someone has already asked to do match game,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I can. We can absolutely do that,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: but we need a lot of people, and Zoom is
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: pretty much the only way that's gonna work.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Odd's Game Show. We do Hollywood Squares odd pods. You
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: get at least one to three people per show present,
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: and you can have people come on and play for charity. Hell,
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: that would be fucking awesome. There's enough of us to
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it would just be a big Zoom meeting.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we'd all have to We have to wrangle
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: all of us in one place at one time, and
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: as as as this episode has proven, that is not
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: always easy.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: All right, guys, next December, not this one. Next December.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: We're all getting together.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, let's let's let's plan a year out in advance.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It seems to work for us, it does.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: So you do things, man, You play a year out
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: of fans and nothing can get inflicted. Oh my god,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: all right, I'm good.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going to Should I start sharing my screen now?
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Are we gonna hop right into it?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Actually sure?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Actually no, I mean well, part of me is like
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: we should test and make sure we can hear the
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: game and stuff like that, and part of me is
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like we should capture our live reaction to it, oh for.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Sure, recording anyway.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I guess we could save our live
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: reaction to it for Patreon.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, it doesn't work.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, let's let's share.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: It now then, well, I mean sharing the screen. I'm
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: just gonna share my second monitor, which currently has the
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: clapboard that I never bothered to edit, but you know,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: it is what it is.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they really do look great. The guy who does
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: these has a metric ton of them on Etsy and
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I just keep buying them.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is awesome.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: No, he did pretty great work.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Everybody. If you're gonna buy a freaking retro game program,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: buy it from Travis R. Griffin on Etsy Etsy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Cool. He's under Game Show Studio.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I was wondering where you got this from. That is
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: very cool.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he's he does incredible work. I've done several
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: of these for the gate Leapers. On their Bonus Round episode,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: which this is kind of cribbed from. Yeah, because I'm
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I'm nothing if not great at stealing British ideas.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Kind of American? Are you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: An American? American? That's all we do is steal British ideas.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure we should. We should set up an
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: odd pod sitcom that's based off a great British sitcom.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, only shit, Holy shit, let's.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: FU TV about the house. It'll be great.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I don't remember if I hit the show open button,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: if it starts playing the theme music, then so I
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: think I just need to hold here, even though it
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: says June twelfth, twenty twenty three. I don't know. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: didn't edit that file, but.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I think if you hit show open it just goes
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: to the show open screen, and I think you can
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: then hit the button.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: If we're wrong, we'll find.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Out you're right, You're right, We're good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that's so awesome.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Holy crap. Yeah, yeah, like he did a good job.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. A lot of African these were built in Adobe Flash, which.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Like fucking running on this computer.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Well, he built like self contained executables. They don't there,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: they're not a threat to.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Your system at all. Yeah, view full screen.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: That's better because now you can't see tied floating meeting controls.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: There we go, so my screen should be pretty clear
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: as far as what's appearing on the zoom.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw the windows bar, but only. But
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: otherwise we're good.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: This is amazing, right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: You know what's cool about doing this with zoom. It'll
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: make the attachment its own freaking video file.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Oh perfect, so you can arrange it however you want.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, even if it plays like this.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Do you want me to introduce the contestants?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, have have fun with it. Whatever you want to do,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I will basically bring us back from break and then
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I'll say it's time to play two f Jeff take
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: it away, and then just go ahead and do whatever
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: you want to do.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Man, this is your show a little scary, Yes, all right,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: let's do it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Hey, which episode is it?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Well, you'll find out when we watch it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: But pay attention. You better pay attention because Aaron makes
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a really good quiz.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll bring my notebook.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Hey you you over there, Yeah, come listen too.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: You can join us on the LUNI Abby will bring
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: the cheesecake. Yeah, get in a carm one more out cheesecake.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Part of the Odd PUDs Media Network.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: you are a fan of the Green head on over
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: to Peace Love and Bud at three twenty self Transit
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  Speaker 5: hook you up.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: It's time to get our game on. TIC Tak dooe
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: is ready to play. And two F Jeff take it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Away, Papa.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Now you're having some audio difficulties.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: The audio is not playing, but I'll just sing it's fine.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Welcome to TIC Tech Joe, everybody. I'm Wenk Martindale, and
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: welcome back. Not exactly our returning champion, but he sure
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: is close. This man loves to sound smart because he
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: always has the answers to the questions. But today we're
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: going to see how smart he really is. Welcome to
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: the show, everybody. Aaron Randolph, Hello, Hello, thank you, thank you,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: thank you.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Excited to be.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Here and his challenger today trying to win Aaron Randolph's money.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Some people wonder about him because because you know, he's
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: famously often in an altered state, but we know the
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: deep down inside he's got the brains to pull this off. Please,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: welcome to the show, Stevie.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Everybody, How is everybody doing this? Wonderful Monday morning? May
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: It's not Monday, No, today is Thursday, August twenty eighth.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: That is very important for this game, all right, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: you'll understand why in just a minute. But first, let's
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: make that logo fly, and let's pretend there's music playing,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: and here we go. All right, right, all right, gentlemen
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: and gentlemen, Yes, sir, I'm about to open up this
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: game board, I hope. Let's take a look at today's topics.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: We have.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I know what category?
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: What's wrong? What's wrong?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I love these so much.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: We have one hit Wonders, Best Reality s n E
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: S the MCU that's the Marvel Cinematic Universe for you
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: non nerds. Conspiracy Theories, Horrors of a I, Sports or
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: whatever poop that's for you, Aaron with an E. And
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: and this day in history attribute to the many members
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: of the GARMI who I believe listened to this show.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Very fantastic, These categories amazing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: This is how you do this.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Host the show, all right, So if we're sticking to
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: the rules of this show, I believe X goes first.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: I believe X does go first and appears that that
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: is you, Aaron Book Daddy Randolph. So we're gonna shove
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: these categories up and we're going to see what happens next.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Here we go, Man, I know I should probably have
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: my questions out. Sorry, those are on my phone.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: All right, this might be a mistake, but I'm gonna
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: go for conspiracy theories in the center.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Box, going for the center square conspiracy theories. Let me
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: select that here. Look how that blinks? Okay, so delicious?
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: All right, for the center square. Here we go. Inbreeding
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: can cause a wide number of Janet defects to be
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: passed along a bloodline more easily than it should be.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Because the bloodline of King Charles of England has historically
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: been rife with an affliction called porphyria, it is believed
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: in some circles that Charles is hiding what secret about himself?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: And for the center square, what other similarly accused historical
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: figure is Charles distantly related.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: To B B B B All right?
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: What affliction?
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: Is?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: It rumored that King Charles of England.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Has I don't know he's his own brother.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Porphyria is a genetically related iron deficiency that
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: also makes you sensitive to the sunlight. It is rumored
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: that King Charles of England is a vampire and he
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: is distantly related to lad the Impaler.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's if I'd known the vampire bit, I would
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: have guessed blamp.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: All right, circle does not get X does not get
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: the square. We're going to shuffle it up again, and Stevie,
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: that's going to go to you bestiality bestiality. Okay. If
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: you have listened to suggested their articles a podcast, uh,
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: you will know that we have had some run ins
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: thanks to the algorithm with the world of erotica based
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: around humans having interactions with non human things, most notably
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: dinosaurs and the works of the Great Lolafest. Now what
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I'm going to read you now are some made up
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: book titles. I made these book titles up myself, but
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: these would be romance or erotica novels centered around human
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: interactions with non humans. I need you to figure out
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: what mythical creature is the star of this book. Okay, Okay,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: your question, Stevie is three heads in my underworld servers
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: gets the square. Damn congratulations, Stevie. All right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: For you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Everybody, Aaron Randolph. That brings the board back to you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: We'll shuffle it up.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go for s n E S in
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the upper right corner.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: S N E S in the upright hand corner. Excellent, sir,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: definitely not well. Where do you want your poop?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Right out of my way?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: All right, Aaron Randolph?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: When Mortal Kombat took the world by storm in nineteen
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: ninety two, everyone wanted to get in on the profits,
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: but Nintendo was afraid all the blood would harm their
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: family friendly brand. What solution did the s NES Mortal
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Kombat port provide to get rid of the game's copious
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: amounts of blood.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: They turned it white and called it sweat.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I will accept that answer. It was gray, but dang
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: close enough. Good job, Sir X gets the square.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Boo. Okay, now we're off and running.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Now we have a game, all right, all right, Stevie.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: First question, noo, okay, Stevie, what would you like?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I just love, I don't like. I love your sound effects.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: It's so great.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: I guess the MCU.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: If you get this, you'll be in a very good position.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Okay the MCU oh, I gotta click the square here.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: There we go. After killing Thanos, a depressed Thor stops
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: exercising and starts playing video games. What popular video game
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: do we see him addicted to early in Avengers Endgame?
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: I don't remember.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: This, so I'm gonna say call of Duty.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: So close it was a shooter, but it was Fortnite.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I would have said.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: I had no idea.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: All right, let's shuffle it up for Aaron Randolph. You
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: have control of the board.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Don't be good to him. Don't be good to him. Well,
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: go for sports. You know you want to.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going against my better judgment, best reality in the
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: upper left corner.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: All right, once again, I'm going to read you the
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: title of a book that does not yet exist, but
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I hope someone's listening. Aaron, you're an author. You're welcome
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: to any of these ideas.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I'll think about it, all right.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: What mythical creature is the star of this book?
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: The riddle of my soulmate, the riddle of my soulmate.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: I'll go with the Sphinx.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: The Sphinx, correct, Aaron Randolph X gets the square.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Not expecting you to get that ex to.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Get that right. Who's looking forward to poop showing up
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: in the upper Oh? Fuck you.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: The one thing I can't do is anything.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: From that history.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: What category would you like, sir?
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: I'm afraid poop's gonna go there after my turn. I
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: gotta go this day in history just for the block.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: I have to, all right, this day in history, for
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: the block. Here we go. It's a blink. It's blinking, okay, Stevie.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: On this day in nineteen ninety, that's August twenty eighth,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: nineteen ninety, the country of Iraq declared that it was
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: the next thing another country in the Middle East, name
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: that country?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Nineties.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: I can't remember.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Kuwait Kuwait is the correct answer. Steve gets the square there.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: But I can't remember. I'm like, I wait for a
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: few days. I remember that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I even pointed at you. You're gonna get You're gonna
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: get this, Steve.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: You got a history question.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, John, well done, indeed, thank.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: You, all right? Successful block. Aaron Randolph back to you.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Shit, yeah, exactly exactly.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I am gonna go for this day in history in
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: the lower right, avoiding the poop. Although this does still
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: set you up well for the tic tac toe purposes. Man,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I scrolled all the way to poop. Now I gotta
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: scroll back to this day industry. All right, here we
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: go this day in history on August twenty eighth in
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: eighteen ninety eight. Well, here we go. There's a little backstory. First,
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Caleb Bradham invented a beverage that some consider to be
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: quite delicious, and he called it Brad's Drink. It still
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: remains to this day as a very popular carbonated option
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: in grocery stores and rest durants. On this day in
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: eighteen ninety eight, Caleb stepped away from his vanity and
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: renamed Brad's Drink. What is the new and current name?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: You know what's drinking to go with?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Pepsi?
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Pepsi is the correct answer. It the square.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I was throwing like doctor Pepper. I was.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was thinking doctor Pepper. I was like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I know it's not coke, and I'm like, is.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: It doctor Pepper? But I thought doctor Pepper was Later
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, uh, I can't believe I got that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: That was great.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine living through the cola Wars of the eighties,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: if it was Coca Cola versus Brad's drink, and if
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: you were born with the name Brad, you have to
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: drink it whether you like it or not. Right, Okay, Stevie,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: this does not put you an enviable position. But let's
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: see what comes up on the board.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Well, your sound effects are almost better than the real thing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do if he misses one of these at
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: some point, I'm just gonna copy it from earlier in
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: the episode. I think I have to do the same
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: thing as I did last time, is get in between
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Aaron's x's and go for poop poop.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Oh man, all right, first question of poop. Here we
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: go for the block A block for a block? All right?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Kope uwak is a product made by feeding a specific
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: substance to Asian palm civets. The cibots then poop out
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: a partially digestive version of that substance, which is then
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: processed for human consumption. What is the final resulting product.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I want to
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: say it's coffee beans.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: The correct answer is coffee circle gets the square and
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: a but not the block. Aaron Randolph. I don't know
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: what's about to happen, but this is gonna be great.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Let's see what comes up, son of a bitch.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, what will you do? What are the odds that
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Stevie will get the center square wrong? Yeah, it's either way.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking I could either set myself up big time,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: give me options, or I could try for the center square.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Even though this category did not do me well last time,
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna try conspiracy theories again in the center box.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: For the win.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, for the win. Ever experienced deja vu? Some people
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: believe that weird coincidence in their lives are actually signs
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: we're living in a situation very similar to what nineties
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: science fiction movie dot dot dot? And for the center square?
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: What concept this movie has been co opted by conspiracy
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: theorists to mean they've finally come to see the truth?
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: B b Bob Bob?
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph? What nineties science fiction movie do people sometimes
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: think we're living in the matrix? Correct? And for the
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: center square? What concept from the movie has come to
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: mean that conspiracy theorists finally see what the truth really is?
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: The red pill, taking the red pill? That is correct?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Aaron oh shoot, no, no, no, wait, there we go.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph, you have won with nineteen hundred not real dollars.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Congratulations button Stevie.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hold on, I should do them.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be playing in the program itself, but
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: obviously the sound is not working. But thank you very much.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Fortunately for Stevie, that was just a practice game.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna do any better on the real one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: That was I thought you did freaking amazing, dude.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: On this one, I'm gonna get screwed on the one. Seven.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: It's a letter, not a number, jack ass.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Hey you know it's all new categories in the second round. Now,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: do you want to try the bonus round just for giggles, Aaron.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll play it. I want to get a chance
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: to play it, and if Stevie wins the next one,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: whether or not Stevie wins the next one, he should
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: play the next one.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I didn't actually test this before, but let's let's see
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: what happens. Bonus round. Okay, bonus round. Do you need
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: to beat the dragon by picking numbers one through nine?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: And uh you could get tick or tack to win
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: or add up to what you say a thousand points.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: But if you find the dragon, you're dead. You're dead.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: It's all over and we'll miss you.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Go.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: I'm shuffling the boxes. There's the dragon flying around. Okay,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph, pick your first box. I'm going to start
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: dead center with square five. Please all right, square five
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: revealing you found All right, good start. If you find
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: tax sir, you defeat the dragon and you win.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to try square two. Please hope they're right
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: on top of each other.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Our tick and tack right next to each other. Let's
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: see what's behind square two.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Go dragon.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry, Aaron Randolph, you are dead.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah that figures. That figures where was everything? Else Where
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: was the.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Tack hiding reveal all tack was down?
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I said, you can get one thousand dollars
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: pretty quickly.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: It's like three boxes will do it. But oh well,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: didn't happen for me. Maybe it'll happen for you. We
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: can even make a game out of it, right, Well,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: if you don't win and you play to beat the dragon,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: and you win beat the Dragon, i'll double your your
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: your token winnings awesome. So if you tie, it'll be
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: doubled and if you win, beat the Dragon will be
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: doubled again to twenty dollars. Oh shit, okay, so let's
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: see what happens. Man, Pretty well, I think we could
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: tie again.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, let's let's see.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: That'd be cool.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Let's find out. Yeah, all right, so you'll probably have
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: to close the main game again so you can load
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: game two.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I think let's see, show, open, show.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It might be possible to go all the way back
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to the very beginning slot and.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Just nope, no, that's nope, that's not yet. No, you're right,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I got to close everything down. But you probably need
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: a commercial break anyway, right.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, we'll take a short break because that was
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: an exciting game.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: Change, my panta, it was very intense.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a short break when we come back.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Stevee's gonna play game two, and this time it's going
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: to be for the money. Won't play that game, Randolph's
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: It was awful.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: That came right after this. Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Why are you whispering?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: all the details of our lives will be in the
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: hands of mega corporations.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Why do we need a promo? Oh funny you should ask.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: We're now members of the Odd Pods media network.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Are they one of those global conglomerates.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: great shows like ours.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Well, is there anything specific we need to say?
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our life and
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: how tech companies profit off our personal information.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: We dabble in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: billionaires are all buttholes. I don't think we should say
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: buttholes in the.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Promo, but we already did twice.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: articles the podcast.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: And we're back.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Game one ended in a victory for me, but fortunately
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: for Stevie, that was just.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: A practice game. This one is for all the marbles.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah two f Jeff take it away.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Oh this is it, Stevie. This is your big moment.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: All right, Stevie. If you win fifty whole American dollars,
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: what's going to happen to that money.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: I think what I'm gonna do is go to the casino.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: I will be donating the money to a local an organization.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: It's called Western New York Heros. They are veterans in
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: multiple ways, whether it's through their VA claims, help finding housing, jobs, food,
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: even help with getting yourself a service dog. A trained
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: service dog put you through a program, doesn't cost you
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: a thing like These guys help all veterans in this area.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: So it's an amazing cho They helped me out a
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: lot of choice, so I always try that.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. Well, now, so Aaron Randolph, if Stevie doesn't
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: win fifty whole American dollars, what will you do with
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: that money?
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Probably rub it on myself, particularly in my groin region.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Well, we've officially established the villain and hero of this episode,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: so I think that's great. We know who everyone's rooting
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: for now.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: It was kidding, So to be clear, if I win,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Stevie will get the Western New York Heroes. We'll get
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: a token five dollars donation, but I'm giving ctev a
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: couple of chances to make more than that if he
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: doesn't win. If we tie, I'll double it to ten.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: And after the game, no matter who wins, Stevie, he's
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: going to play Beat the Dragon to try and double
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: his his token winnings. If he does win, he's just
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: gonna play for fun. I'm not doubling the fifty.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I can't afford that, but if he doesn't win, he'll
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: have chances to make more. So that's the game plan.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, all right, here we go. Let's start up
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: the game. Now. We had a selection of categories that
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: were obviously just perfection in the last game, but this
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: time around we're going to change up the categori's bit
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: and let's take a look, shall we.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: We have.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: The first category, we have.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Two hit wonders, Hostiality, womp Wom, cults, survival games, the
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: DC cum tech conspiracy theories, Hello O death for you,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Ralph Reporters, uh faccoom, and then finally space.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: This is incredible? Is incredible?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Now, Aaron as the champion, you're going to be able
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: to pick first, of course. But what we're gonna do
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: right now is.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: This board means it did last time. This is the.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Darker version of the original game board. As you can
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: turn all right, here we go.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Oh shit, okay, having having learned a
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: little bit from last time. Oh man, I'm gonna go. No,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna learn anything. I'm gonna go with cults
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: in the center box. I'm gonna I'm not I've not
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: learned to think.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: All right, cults in the center square. Here we go. Now,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: this is a long question. Don't answer just yet. You'll
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: get time to think. Yep. Originating in South Korea. Wait,
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, sorry. Originating in South Korea, the Unification Church
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: was founded by Sung Mung Moon, who considered himself to
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: be the second coming of Christ. The church gained notoriety
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: for its mass wedding ceremonies, where hundreds of couples would
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: be married simultaneously and the followers were given this mocking
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: nickname by non believers, and for the center Square. Sung
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Jong Moon made a lot of money as the founder
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: and leader of his cult, and, as so many tyrants
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: often do, decided to enhance his power by controlling the media.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: What American newspaper did Moon start and own until his
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: death in twenty twelve.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Bah bah bah bah bah boah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: All right, Aaron Randolph for the Center square. First of all,
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: what mocking nickname is given to the followers of the
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: unifaication church Moonies? Moonies is correct? But for the center square,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph, what American newspaper was founded and owned by
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Sun Young Moon until his death in twenty twelve.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Now this I don't know, but I'm gonna take a stab.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Is it USA today?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Aaron Randolph began to answer, but I couldn't
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: think of anything else the correct answer. And depending on
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: what side of the fence you sit on, And I
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: think we're all in the same boat. Here a newspaper
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: with some notoriety behind it, The Washington Times, the very
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: conservative Washington.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Get hell out of here. No, I would not have
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: known that I was a newspaper. It's crazy.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry you didn't give any center square.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: All right, Well I take another loss in the center square.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Stevie, have you heard of Are you familiar with the Moonies?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Are you too young? Okay, I'm not.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I was always overseas throng that time.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, I wasn't really getting news fair enough, fair enough, Okay,
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: here we go. We're shuffling out the board. Stevie Spice
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: in the center space. All right, here we go. This
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: is vaguely space related, okay. After gathering pictures and data
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: of the farthest planets in our Solar system, in twenty eighteen,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: the Voyager two space probe officially entered interstellar space in
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: preparation to possibly encounter other life forms. The Voyager was
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: equipped with a Golden Record containing all manner of sounds
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: from the Earth, including speech in many languages and a
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: variety of music. One of the songs on this album
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: is early rock and roll mega hit Johnny be Good?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: What singer performed Johnny be Good? And for the Center
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Square Stevie. The Golden Record also contains sounds for many
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Earth animals. One Mammal's sounds in particular, served as the
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: inspiration for the plot of Star Trek four. Name that mammal?
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: Blah blah blah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Stevie, the interstellarly famous singer of Johnny B. Good.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I can't remember his name right now, so I'll go
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: with very something.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I can't remember, but my zoom has just blacked out.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: But I can still hear you. Can you still hear me?
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, we still see you?
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Am I here, I'm here, Okay. You can still see me. Amazing.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I love technology. I will accept Barry because it is
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: his last name. Berry is correct, now, Steevie for the
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: center square. Then what mammal served as the star trek
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: for wales hump back Whales is correct? Stevie, guess where.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Kids wearing Barry? Something?
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Very remember it was?
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: What game show doesn't.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I'd give it to him.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Game shows always take the last name.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: No, it's fair, it's fair.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: I'm willing to accept it. All right, already give me
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph. You are in control of the board now.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: At least said don't have to sweat square. Yeah. Yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I am going to go with two hit wonders, please
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: and lower right.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Two hit wonders. Okay, Aaron Randolph, I'm going to read
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: you the titles of two songs that were hits and
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: seemingly the only hits for this particular artist or band,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: and you tell me who the artist is.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: We'll start with wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina. Uh
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: is correct?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: The square?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Good job, Aaron, good job, good job. We're really rooting
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: for you. I swear Stevie, I'm the villain. I remember Stevie,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: We're going to shuffle this board up for you. Let's
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: see where you go next.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: What happens if it's red uh categories?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: The red question will involve both players. Either player can
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: get the square.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: I don't remember the last time you played Second Edition,
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: but I remember the last time I did. I kind
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: of want it. Yeah, let's go.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: All right Faco for the record, as an old man,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I kind of miss it. I've been playing D and
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: the fifth Edition and it's fine, but there was something
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: uniquely charming about Facco, and I'm sad it's gone.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: The confusion. Why is it like?
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: For you, non nerds? This was a This was a
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: statistic on your D and D characters that would determine
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: how easy or hard it was for you to hit
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: a monster? Should we define? Does anyone remember what faco
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: stands for? Armor class zero? To hit armor class zero?
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Your character has that number?
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Nerds?
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: All right, here we go, you to Stevie. This would
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: be a good test of just how high you are
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: right now. Now. The first person to call out the
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: answer the correct answer gets the square. If you both
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: answer wrong, then we'll just buzz it out and we'll
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: move on with our lives. Okay, here we go. Gimblet
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: is a fourth level fighter with a with a base
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: faco of seventeen. He also has a strength of seventeen,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: which provides him with a plus one bonus to hit.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Boris runs into an angry Orc. Oh sorry, Gimblet runs
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: into an angry orc with an armor class of six.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: What does Gimlet need to roll on a D twenty
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: to hit that Orc?
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Five? Six?
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm sorry. The correct answer was ten ten with
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: echo of seventeen and arma class six. You start at eleven,
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: but his strength gives him a plus one bones to hit,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: so we would only need to roll a ten on
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: a twenty sided die to hit Jesus.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Were Oh we just lost Jeff. Oh no, we need
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: him back, game, Jeff, we lost you? Where'd you go?
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to pretend like my computer didn't just crash,
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: and we're gonna move right on the board. Is yours?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, the shuffle may not have been kind to me.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go somewhat reluctantly with bestiality want wah in
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: the lower left corner.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, you have chosen bestiality. Womp wom Okay. The two
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: thousand and seven documentary Zoo told the story of Kenneth Pinion,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: a man who died from injuries sustained during his long
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: desired actual encounter with an animal. What type of animal
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: was this? I thought this was a pretty famous story.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know, not.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Famous enough for me. I don't know, don't care. I'm
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: just going to pick an animal of random.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something fierce, because clearly he died, so
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say a lion.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I am sorry.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: That is incorrect. You want to know more?
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Not really I do. For fairness, we should know the
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: correct answer.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: The correct answer was a horse and gesu mister Pinion.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Mister Pinion also know and if you feel like googling
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: this later as mister Hands died from from a colon perforation.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Oh god, no, no, sir, No.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Like trying to do Superman and he just that's fucked up.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Guys. Oh, I brewed Aaron randolphs day. But you did
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: see the smite of the sad I did see.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I get it now, I get it. I get it.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: They're all warning.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: He's gonna be great when that category comes back up,
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: and it's the only one you can win with.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I'm saving for him.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: See Stevie, we're going to shuffle this board for you.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go with top middle tech company theories.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Technic theories belled conspiracy wrong, but tech conspiracy theory is.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Let me find that category here on my list. Okay,
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: here we go for the center square. No, not for
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: the centers. My bad. Those are the harder questions.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, Steve already took the center square. We
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: don't have to deal it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Okay. Polybius is an arcade video game machine that affects
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: its players with amnesia, seizures, and hallucinations. Despite these reports,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: no one has ever been able to find an actual
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: machine to prove that Polybius existed. That didn't stop it
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: from making its mark him pop culture, including a background
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: appearance in an arcade in an episode of What Venerable
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Fox animated series.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what this is. I'm just gonna
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: say Simpsons.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: The Simpsons is correct. CV circle gets the square. Aaron,
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: you nodded right away. You've heard of Polybius.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: I have.
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  Speaker 3: I've watched documentaries on it. Actually, it's a fascinating it's
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: a fascinating story. There is a great YouTuber out there
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: whose name I cannot remember.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: It's gonna bother me.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: But he did like a full, like hour long expose
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: and investigation into Pollivius, like the stories and where he
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: originated and you know, everything, and he did.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Interviews and ship. It's really it's really interesting. But watch that.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: It's very good. I'll see if I can't dig a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: link up and throw it your way.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, please, please, absolutely, I will watch that. Now, Aaron,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: it looks like you've been cornered. So that's just what
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: topic comes up. And remember I have no control over
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: what I know.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I know it's random shuffling it up. Unbelievable, all right,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: beast yelling for the block.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Please, that is amazing. I think you'll find that these
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: other these other ones are not quite not quite as
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: dark or difficult as the first one. But let's see
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: what holy ship here we go. I think you're gonna
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: get this in. In two thousand and six film Clerks To,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: an attempt at a last second bachelor party for main
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: character Dante goes horribly wrong when he is presented with
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: a live sex show called Kinky Kelly and the Sexy
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: stud What kind of animal was involved?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: A donkey?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: A donkey? You say? Wait? I have to click on
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: the category that you see Aaron Randolph. That is correct,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: All right, game going, Look at this, Look at this drama.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Everybody who's oh god, this is an audio podcast.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: We weren't gonna make it easy.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: I forgot that this was an audio format. No one
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: can see the board. I hope you all are enjoying
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: the questions. All right, we're gonna put a video version
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: up as well. That's fair enough, fair enough, all right, Stevie,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: we're bringing it back to you. You have some serious
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: strategic choices to make here.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Oh I really do I really, because I'm pretty sure
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm stillingna choose the same category.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Look, keeps up.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna run out of questions about sex with animals.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: You can never have enough questions about sex with animals.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: I think I will take a beast reality Want Want
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: in the lower left hand corner for a block.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, here we go. Nineteen eighty six film Howard
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: the Duck leads to a very uncomfortable sex scene involving
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: a human woman and an anthropomorphic duck. That woman was
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: played by Leah Thompson, who is, for better or worse
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: more well known for trying to sleep with her own
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: son in what nineteen eighty five film Back to the Future, Stevie,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: back to the Future is correct. Congratulations, that was.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Great I was waiting for.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I'm noticing these questions are kind of tangentially related to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: into which I appreciate.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Honestly, how much did I really want in my browser history?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, the next episode of freaking.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: You're could get Let's go, let's go, okay off, here
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: we go back to you with seemingly only one choice.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Fucking hell.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I hope, I hope you have a question left, and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: beast theeality.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: I have one question left. This one hopefully will at
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: least make you think for a minute. But I know
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: it's up your alley, so and the audience. Here we go.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety four's Clerks Clerks Won, director Kevin Smith
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: casts some aspiring young actors for major roles, but most
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: of the minor roles were played by people he pulled
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: from his regular life. One such character speaks the following
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: line quote, It's important to have a job that makes
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: a difference. Boys. That's why I'm manually masturbate caged animals
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: for artificial insemination. Unquote. Who was this actress. I don't
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: necessarily need an exact name.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Gigliotti, I don't know, Oh, dear.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I am sorry. Aaron Randolph. The correct answer I would
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: have accepted Virginia Smith or Kevin Smith's. Did you know
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: that one, Stevie, you looked excited about?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: I know that one.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I barely remembered the line, let alone who said it?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: So Well, that's fair, I mean to be fair, though.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: That's my favorite of all Kevin's movies. Though, that's the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: one I've watched and listened to the most.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. All right, Well, there's a lot hanging
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: on this now, Stevie. I hope we get a new category.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: I hope we don't.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: I've got a question in my head. I could make
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: up as I go along, but I really don't want
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: any more beast reality.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: You put it in your game twice.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: All right, here we go shuffling.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's a little bit different. I'm gonna choose it
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: then you. No, let's go for the win. Cult and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: the upper right hand collar.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: All right, cults for the win. Where's my cult category?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: It's here, somewhere here we go, all right, the branch
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Davidians were founded by a man named Benjamin Rodin, but
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: were famously led into destruction by David Koresh, who considered
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: himself to be the second Coming of Christ. Between the holding,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: between the hoarding of weapons and reports of rampant child abuse,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: the United States government cracked down on the cult by
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: forming a blockade outside their compound, which was located in what,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Texas city?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: God, I have no idea San Antonio.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, Stevie. That was not a correct answer.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Waco, Texas, Texas on the map. Literally is the only
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: reason people know Waco because the branch Davidian's gotten a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: huge They sieged the compound, literally rated the place, and
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: a lot of people died. Bad people bad, and I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: think a few good ones.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean the children at least were innocence. David
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Koresh did go down in the ensuing chaos.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've been granted a reprieve. I gotta make the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: mess of it.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: This game is not over. There's some categories that we
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: haven't even touched yet, so.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping one of them comes up here.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: We got shuffle.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Space in the upper right, please for the block.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. I already did that one. All right,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: here we go. An Earth year is the time it
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: takes the Earth to make one full orbit around the Sun.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Neptune was discovered in eighteen forty six and takes one
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: hundred and sixty five Earth years to make its orbit,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: meaning we only discovered Neptune slightly more than one Neptunian
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: year ago. If Neptune was named after a Greek god
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: instead of its Roman counterpart, what would its name be.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Poseidon? Poseidon is correct?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph seculations X gets in the game.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: All right, still in the game.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: That was a great space question, wasn't that?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: That was?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Here we go, Stevie. I'm shuffling for you. Here we go.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck God, I like, I'm sorry, I'm out of questions.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Can you reach bally questions? I'm gonna just have to
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: shuffle Upain. I'm so sorry to rob you of this opportunity. Stephen.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: It's fine. I would have won otherwise.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: But that's fine. You were saying you thought you'd written
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: too many.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Finally a new category. Well wait, I can't speak for you, Stevie.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Where would you like to go on the board.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going that one now now, I am. I'm gonna
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: go with hello death in the right middle to black
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Aaron's win.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, this first question. I think Aaron might know this,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: but I don't know Stevie knows this. Let's find out.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: On this day in nineteen sixty seven, Charles Darrow died.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: That's August twenty eighth, nineteen sixty seven. Charles Darrow was
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: considered by many to be the inventor of the very,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: very terrible board game Monopoly, but this was not the case.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: The game that was eventually twisted into the pro capitalism
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Bore You to Death game was actually first invented by
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Elizabeth Maggie, but her vision was a cautionary tale about
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: property ownership. What was her game called.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Game of Life?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry now before I say the correct answer this,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I actually don't know this. Oh you're a board game guy.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: I thought you know this.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I am, but I don't like Monopoly as well.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: You should not. But the correct answer is the Landlord's Game.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: The Landlord's Game. I have heard that, I just didn't
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: remember it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Since we're all podcasting here, there is a great episode
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: of The Dollop about that. My episode is called The
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Landlord's game, and it is a hell of and you
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: will not like anyone involved except for Elizabeth Maggie.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: It has been all of the game. But I'm gonna
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: try and put it away. Shuffle me. You're taking whatever
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: this is right, unless it's yes, I will take space
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: in the middle, right for the win.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you'll take but space? There we go? Thank you?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Or should I do the Tim Curry space?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: I would if I could, but I can't, so I'm
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: just gonna say space, all right, for the win? Aaron Randolph.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: In two thousand and six, Pluto was reclassified from planet
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: and Member and good Standing of our Grade school and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: mammonic Devices to dwarf planet. In twenty fourteen, a comedy
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: science fiction TV show spoofed the arguments about Pluto's status
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: as a planet, with a plot line involving the planet
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: slowly shrinking due to over industrialization by its inhabitants.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Name that TV show A Sorry You Said a comedy show.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Comedy science fiction TV show spoofed this Pluto debate with
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: over indust relation by Plutonians mining their own planet to death.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a stab in the dark as it's
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: the only comedy sci fi show I can think of
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: and say futurema, so close.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: You were on the right track with animation, but the
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: correct answer was Rick and Morty.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Oh, damn it, damn it.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: The game continues. I'm I'm shocked. This is one hell
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: of a square right, this is a slug fest. Oh
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: my god, I just wanted to get a nose bleed loses.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: He's a shadowed the block.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Noffling. God, damn it, shuffling again. Oh, we haven't seen
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: this one yet.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Finally, m hmm.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: But you don't have to take that.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking, you know what, I'll do survival games.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know any two hits.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: You know, one hit one right, survival games. Here we go.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: What if, honey, I shrunk the Kids was a nightmare
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: about how much we really hate spiders, you'd probably give
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: it a new name, like the name of this twenty
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: twenty surve rival game about very very small children that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: got lost in their own backyard. Grounded Stevie, Grounded is correct.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: I was playing the Beato Grounded too last week.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Oh how is it? As soon as you said it,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know this guy knows the answer.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: I know he playing today with my old podcast buddy.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: All right, Oh it's awesome.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Look at that. We're down to two squares left on
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: the board, and the only category I'm rewriting here is bestiality, So.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: I have to force a tie. I can't take the win,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: So I love I love you if you leave it there?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Shuffling again, sir, shuffling again.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, ship, you do it. Okay, it's gonna be facco
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: for the block and the tie game and or win. No,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: it's a tie game once I. If I take that,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: then neither of us can win, So it becomes a tie.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: If I take it, isn't it red?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: If you take it, it's a win.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Where the hell is my faco category? All right, here
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: we go? All right, let's make this.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: A good one.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: You guys ready, ready, hold on to your dicks, bitch
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: is here we go. Zanfaneus the Great is a twentieth
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: level wizard with a bass facco of fourteen. Having mastered
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: the world of magic, he's decided it's time to finally
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: practice whacking things with his magical plus four quarter staff
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: of striking. Unfortunately, all of the really easy monsters run
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: away from Zanfanius, for he is great and The first
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: creature he finds that holds its ground is a stone
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: giant with an armor class of zero. Regrettably, all those
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: years of intense study have caused Zanfanius' arms to atrophy,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: leaving him with a paltry five strength and a minus
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: two penalty for it. What will he have to roll
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: on a D twenty? We'll hit that giant sixteen? Sorry?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: What was that?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Aaron Randolph?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Twelve twelve is the correct answer, gets the block, and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: with that it is impossible for either of us to win.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Therefore, Stevie has gotten himself a tie, and I will
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: double the token winning from five to ten dollars for
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Western New York heroes.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: But you now have a chance to double that again.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Oh shoot by playing Beat the Dragon.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Oh crap, Okay, let's do it, Jeff, you're doing exciting,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: very exciting, all right, Stevie for a tie game. This
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: is a great opportunity. I'm pretty sure you could win
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: a brand new car or whatever, one of the two.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: All right, so do you understand the original game?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Here is Stevie, what are the rules of the game? Rules?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Are you are searching for monetary values or the words
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: tick or tack? If you get tick or tack, you
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: instantly win monetary value the sorry tick and attack, You're right,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: you instantly win. If you score monetary values that total
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: up to one thousand dollars, you win. But if you
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: find the dragon, you lose and possibly die.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: Can I win the dragon instead?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: No, Sadly, you don't have.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: A dragon everything else.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, kind of need him for the rest of the games.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, here we go, Stevie. I'm shuffling the boxes.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: Dragon is someone I'm gonna choose. The first one is
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: the dragon?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I made it two pole picks in.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to start with my favorite number, the
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: number nine.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: The number nine. Let's find out what's behind the number nine.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: Stephen, you called you called it literally first, I want
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: I want the pet dragon.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: Want, I want the dragon?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Guys, you will will send the dragon to your home address?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: All right, well, Stevie, you did not you did not
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: win to beat the dragon, but you did tie.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: So I am going to donate ten dollars to Western
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: New York heroes in your name. Well done. Congratulations, you
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: did not beat me, but damn did you make it close?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: And I was sweating it. I was literally I was
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: sure you were gonna win when.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: I started dropping a bad that second game, with the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: exception of the sheer amount of beast reality involved that
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: I could not have gone better.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: No, t F Jeff, you have done an amazing job
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: being a guest host for this episode.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. This was everything I dreamed of anorn.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: It was fantastic.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for doing this, h and you
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: are absolutely welcome to come back and do it again
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: sometime if you want, but let's put a little distance
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: between now and then. And of course you can be
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: a contestant if you'd like to try and beat me
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: and take my money, sir, please, that is going to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: be it for our show.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Thankfully, Stevie did not beat me at the game show,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: but he came awfully close and he tied. Can you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: win Aaron Randolph's money if you'd like to be a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: host and host a specific game show that you like
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: in particular, I might be able to make that happen.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Or if you'd just like to be a contestant and
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: try and win Aaron Randolph's money, please send us an
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: email at bfy T TOW Podcast at gmail dot com
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: or get a hold of us on our socials. I'm
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: online at Pencils are in most places except X fuck X.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Stevie is at Midnight Smoking. I am on that platform
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: yet I will not name.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: And Augie is at Augie Doggy zero eight, even though
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