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- 0:02Speaker 1: What's Due to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
- 0:17Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 3: It is The Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Insensitivity training class is now in session.
- 0:41Speaker 2: And hey, it is Friday Show.
- 0:45Speaker 4: What's up? What do you want being back on Monday?
- 0:48Speaker 4: It's Greg Gory and Happy Friday minutes. Happy Friday, Greg.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Hi love seeing her face on my I know it's
- 0:54Speaker 4: the best part of my day. Gino, what's up right?
- 0:57Speaker 5: See that?
- 0:57Speaker 4: Hi? Hello there, Sammy? Happy Friday. Everybody. Let's get to
- 1:02Speaker 4: the weekend as fast as possible. Okay, now it's official,
- 1:12Speaker 4: offishally Friday ripping out. We got headlines today the DUIQ.
- 1:18Speaker 4: But of course I'm gonna give away some of my
- 1:20Speaker 4: own personal crap that I would like to get rid of,
- 1:24Speaker 4: but I think some people might like it. And also
- 1:26Speaker 4: a couple of sites that I look at every day
- 1:28Speaker 4: has this list that they put out of most generations,
- 1:32Speaker 4: specifically Generation X. But most people are saying they refuse
- 1:36Speaker 4: to buy these things right now because they've just gotten
- 1:39Speaker 4: too outlandishly expensive.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Is that just everything?
- 1:43Speaker 4: Pretty much everything? But they did specify a handful of
- 1:47Speaker 4: stuff like steak or beef in general, still gotta have it?
- 1:51Speaker 4: Me too.
- 1:52Speaker 6: Look after being a vegetarian for over twenty years and
- 1:54Speaker 6: regretting every day of that, I eat rabbis like they're
- 1:58Speaker 6: going out of sea.
- 2:00Speaker 4: When you know what I got into that I can't
- 2:02Speaker 4: stop buying, and I only do it on Payday is
- 2:05Speaker 4: beef short ribs. That's a payday treat.
- 2:13Speaker 7: You can still find some good stakes here and there
- 2:15Speaker 7: at a decent price. Yeah, but no, Yeah some of
- 2:19Speaker 7: them concert takes on that list. But I've never heard
- 2:21Speaker 7: a concert where there's not everybody's there?
- 2:24Speaker 3: How does that work? Like that everybody can afford one
- 2:27Speaker 3: thousand dollars ticket?
- 2:28Speaker 7: Is it?
- 2:29Speaker 3: I think we're we're just going into debt for this stuff.
- 2:31Speaker 3: We talked about this a lot recently about the investor
- 2:34Speaker 3: pays and stuff. Yeah, it's after pay it's just people
- 2:38Speaker 3: credit cards. Yeah, we broke going. I don't know if
- 2:41Speaker 3: it's just irresponsible people or it's the we've talked about too.
- 2:46Speaker 3: How like all this AI, all the all the online
- 2:48Speaker 3: stuff is actually pushing people to live events.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:51Speaker 3: I noticed that music Every festival I go to is
- 2:53Speaker 3: absolutely packed.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:55Speaker 7: And I think another thing is not a sponsor but
- 2:58Speaker 7: should be. Is that Game time app? Have you checked
- 3:02Speaker 7: it out where still they're still selling tickets after the
- 3:05Speaker 7: event starts, and then it goes deep discuss. Yeah, you see,
- 3:09Speaker 7: like all these people that bought these tickets up right
- 3:12Speaker 7: away because they think they're gonna, you know, flip them
- 3:14Speaker 7: and make money off of them.
- 3:15Speaker 3: I'm willing to give this out as a This is
- 3:17Speaker 3: a not not quite a hack, but a tip okay
- 3:19Speaker 3: that I used. I was at a Raiders game and
- 3:22Speaker 3: I on the Ticketmaster app. It shows you which seats
- 3:25Speaker 3: you can buy, like like you're saying, still as even
- 3:27Speaker 3: as the game is starting, well, guess what you know
- 3:29Speaker 3: about those seats? No one's in them, So.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Now you do.
- 3:34Speaker 3: The only degree of difficulty is you have to distract
- 3:37Speaker 3: the usher. Oh, which are easy because it's you know,
- 3:40Speaker 3: it's some forty five year old grandma who doesn't know
- 3:43Speaker 3: what's going on. Wait until she gets her back turned,
- 3:45Speaker 3: and then you you get every you know, every fifteen minutes,
- 3:48Speaker 3: refresh the app, because we were literally sitting in these
- 3:50Speaker 3: what were seven hundred and fifty dollars seats and we
- 3:54Speaker 3: just paid to get in the door.
- 3:55Speaker 7: I'm not saying I've done that a couple of races
- 3:57Speaker 7: where I just get the cheapest ticket.
- 3:59Speaker 3: In the door right them, and then then you don't
- 4:00Speaker 3: have to worry about like inconveniencing the person whose seats
- 4:03Speaker 3: are sitting in because you know those are those seats
- 4:05Speaker 3: haven't been bought yet, but you got to refresh it
- 4:06Speaker 3: because when we someone did eventually buy our seats, like
- 4:09Speaker 3: halfway through the second, don't you feel like.
- 4:11Speaker 6: A jackass, like, oh you gotta move?
- 4:13Speaker 4: Um right, well, I'm sorry.
- 4:14Speaker 3: I don't even play dumb. We did that with We
- 4:16Speaker 3: went to a baseball game last year, a couple friends
- 4:17Speaker 3: and I and we were just sea hopping and and
- 4:19Speaker 3: when somebody showed up, we were like, yeah, no, bra man,
- 4:21Speaker 3: got youa Yeah, my bad.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Just get up and go.
- 4:24Speaker 8: Yeah, but don't be a drunk a hole in the section,
- 4:30Speaker 8: because if I have seats there and I have drunk
- 4:32Speaker 8: a holes next to me and it's not their seat,
- 4:34Speaker 8: and I know it.
- 4:35Speaker 6: I'll if your seat hopping, take your crap with you.
- 4:40Speaker 6: Because we were gifted insane like behind home plate seats
- 4:44Speaker 6: to a baseball game, and we got there and people
- 4:46Speaker 6: were in our seats and there's just big dudes with
- 4:49Speaker 6: just like like garlic fries all over them and crap
- 4:52Speaker 6: all over the floor, and we said exactly, said, excuse me,
- 4:55Speaker 6: these are seats, okay, and they get up and leave
- 4:58Speaker 6: and all their garbage.
- 5:00Speaker 3: We're like literally sitting in and get on the app
- 5:02Speaker 3: see which seats you know aren't taken that way? You
- 5:05Speaker 3: avoid all this exactly.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Looking at the list of things that are too outlandishly expensive,
- 5:09Speaker 4: people just refuse to buy them anymore. And we've talked
- 5:12Speaker 4: about this at length. Movie tickets, Yeah, that industry is
- 5:14Speaker 4: going to die. Magazines if people are even buying them anymore.
- 5:19Speaker 6: It used to be my favorite treat, like for a
- 5:21Speaker 6: plane ride, to get a snack and a magazine. You
- 5:24Speaker 6: do it anymore?
- 5:24Speaker 3: I mean I'll go look at them at the Barnes
- 5:27Speaker 3: and Noble.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Yes, library style.
- 5:29Speaker 3: The only magazines I see anymore are like the commemorative issues,
- 5:32Speaker 3: you like the one off one like you see like
- 5:34Speaker 3: Taylor Swift ones, because they can sit those out for
- 5:38Speaker 3: months at a time. It's not a weekly or month.
- 5:41Speaker 4: At the trandstand. I think I was just like looking
- 5:43Speaker 4: at the covers of the magazines. I think it was
- 5:45Speaker 4: US News and World Report something like that. I think
- 5:48Speaker 4: I want to say it was fourteen dollars for the
- 5:51Speaker 4: magazine sticker.
- 5:52Speaker 6: Shock on those magazines insane.
- 5:54Speaker 4: I thought they were like four months.
- 5:55Speaker 3: No, they're so expensive.
- 5:57Speaker 4: And then they have on this list as well, although
- 5:59Speaker 4: it's editory in most places, insurance not to have it, right, Dog,
- 6:06Speaker 4: they have beer and wine at a restaurant specifically on
- 6:09Speaker 4: that list, which I would agree with, like I'll pare
- 6:12Speaker 4: down my drinking at a restaurant, like only have one
- 6:14Speaker 4: aprecing that they got me just you know, I have
- 6:18Speaker 4: no choice at an airport where what other choice do
- 6:21Speaker 4: you have to get your beverage? Then at the bar
- 6:24Speaker 4: last time, I got a bloody Mary at the airport
- 6:27Speaker 4: thirty eight dollars.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Yeah, like a bacon.
- 6:34Speaker 6: Yes you did, Yes, you did, Greg, because I was like,
- 6:36Speaker 6: you know what, I'm going to go ahead and pick
- 6:38Speaker 6: up this bill for everybody.
- 6:38Speaker 3: And I was like this one hundred bucks.
- 6:41Speaker 4: That's right.
- 6:42Speaker 3: I got a salad.
- 6:43Speaker 4: The one before that was thirty eight bucks for me.
- 6:45Speaker 4: I don't even know how much those were because you
- 6:46Speaker 4: got those.
- 6:47Speaker 3: Those were like like were they gold leaf around? I
- 6:50Speaker 3: think it just had olives of all people, Greg, how
- 6:53Speaker 3: do you not have airplane bottles pre Patrick's?
- 6:57Speaker 4: Yeah I didn't. I thought you got busted with those, right,
- 7:00Speaker 4: you get okay, here's okay, So you mean the minis
- 7:02Speaker 4: right right right?
- 7:02Speaker 3: Airplane bottles nips and some people in the Northeast will
- 7:06Speaker 3: call them, uh yeah, technically you cannot drink those on
- 7:10Speaker 3: the plane. Technically in the view of somebody who cares.
- 7:14Speaker 4: So I thought I thought you would get busted just
- 7:17Speaker 4: taking them in.
- 7:18Speaker 3: At all, because they're the right size liquid. Put them
- 7:23Speaker 3: in a one cort you know you could fit get
- 7:25Speaker 3: You can go on your favorite website Amazon, you can
- 7:28Speaker 3: buy clear travel bags that are designed for toilet trees
- 7:31Speaker 3: or plane bottles, and you can fit a dozen of
- 7:34Speaker 3: those thigs in one of those deals here by declare
- 7:37Speaker 3: I will from here one say you're not gonna I
- 7:41Speaker 3: mean bloody Mary's a little little much. But yeah, you
- 7:43Speaker 3: go to the airplane store, airplane, you go to the
- 7:47Speaker 3: you go to the Hudson News or whatever, right, and
- 7:49Speaker 3: she gets your soft soft drink or sodium choice, orange juice, whatever,
- 7:53Speaker 3: pour it out or drink it off.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:55Speaker 3: You can pre mix two, three, four, five drinks.
- 7:57Speaker 7: Before where you become a bathroom bartender. Yeah, and you
- 8:00Speaker 7: just dump it out and put.
- 8:01Speaker 3: It You're not paying thirty eight bucks for a bloody
- 8:03Speaker 3: Mary right.
- 8:04Speaker 4: Before terrorists ruined it for everybody. I used to take
- 8:06Speaker 4: water bottles and fill them to the rim with wine.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because they had.
- 8:11Speaker 4: No three point two Florida like a stupid rules.
- 8:15Speaker 3: That's going away sooner, right.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I hope so because the shoe thing went away.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Shoe thing went away. A lot of the laptop stuff
- 8:21Speaker 3: is going away because the scanners are getting crazy. Right,
- 8:24Speaker 3: there's the scanners. You don't you know what? You know
- 8:26Speaker 3: what's in there?
- 8:27Speaker 4: Yeah, they have soda on the list. I find that
- 8:30Speaker 4: to be true because I was off soda for a
- 8:32Speaker 4: long time. Now I'm kind of back on diet coke,
- 8:35Speaker 4: thank you, which rules, but it's not cheap.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Sodas are mad expenses super smaller.
- 8:42Speaker 6: Than can the more expensive.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Dumbas.
- 8:46Speaker 7: And I love the mini cans because they're perfectly proportioned
- 8:49Speaker 7: as a tip from nineteen eighty nine.
- 8:50Speaker 3: But Walmart two leaders are only let's still like a
- 8:53Speaker 3: buck fifty? Yeah, what is it called thunder soda? Thunder?
- 8:59Speaker 6: I'd like to do a blind taste test on that.
- 9:00Speaker 4: They point out that people are buying the non name
- 9:03Speaker 4: brand soda.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Yeah, can you taste the difference?
- 9:05Speaker 4: And then of course streaming services is on there because
- 9:07Speaker 4: those go up and up and up. But one thing
- 9:09Speaker 4: on the list that I think is impossible and not
- 9:11Speaker 4: true toilet paper. I guess if you're just stealing it?
- 9:14Speaker 6: So are you basically saying the office I don't buy
- 9:16Speaker 6: the fancy two play anymore. I go for the sad
- 9:19Speaker 6: like paper ones.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Well, this is items that people refuse to buy. So
- 9:22Speaker 4: I'm assuming this means I steal it.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just go.
- 9:25Speaker 6: I just use a stick in a rack where.
- 9:26Speaker 9: You're still stick in the shower, right out right, exactly?
- 9:30Speaker 4: All right, Well we got more Friday morning.
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- 10:36Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
- 10:38Speaker 4: It's your Friday Morning Woodie Show. And today is International
- 10:42Speaker 4: Polar Bear Day, International Stand Up Bullying Day. Sure, today
- 10:48Speaker 4: is a Nasmia Awareness Day. I was not aware you've
- 10:52Speaker 4: heard of it, so I looked it up without the anosmia.
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- 11:10Speaker 6: So basically everyone who had the first round of covids
- 11:14Speaker 6: that term coming up at.
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- 11:18Speaker 4: National Protein Day, which is very positive right now, Yes,
- 11:21Speaker 4: it is in the world of entertainment, menace. What do
- 11:28Speaker 4: you got, Well, let's talk about our friends at Disney.
- 11:31Speaker 4: You know, we work with them a lot, but they
- 11:33Speaker 4: don't give us all the inside information. Now, they're going
- 11:37Speaker 4: to be opening a Disney park in Abu Dhabi in
- 11:40Speaker 4: twenty thirty or twenty thirty three, depending on when they
- 11:44Speaker 4: get it done.
- 11:45Speaker 7: But there's been so many online rumors. Now these are
- 11:47Speaker 7: just rumors that they will be opening one are trying
- 11:51Speaker 7: to open one in Thailand.
- 11:53Speaker 3: Oh now Thailand.
- 11:55Speaker 7: I don't know if anybody else gets this on their feed,
- 11:58Speaker 7: but Thailand is they're doing like some kind of like
- 12:00Speaker 7: campaign to get people to move to Thailand because they're
- 12:04Speaker 7: selling me there. Have you seen where like you can
- 12:06Speaker 7: get this luxury apartment for basically four hundred dollars a month, oh,
- 12:10Speaker 7: like full amenities and all insane stuff.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Hasn't that been the deal? Like, especially UK people are
- 12:15Speaker 3: going there and just picking up the locals. And now
- 12:17Speaker 3: I've got a little Thai wife.
- 12:19Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, yeah, you do hear about like passport Bros.
- 12:22Speaker 7: And things like that, but just basically, like I talk
- 12:25Speaker 7: to friends that have gone there on honeymoons and things
- 12:28Speaker 7: like that, they just absolutely love Thailand. But the selling
- 12:31Speaker 7: point that I've been seeing on social media, move to Thailand,
- 12:34Speaker 7: have this amazing life and you know, live in these
- 12:37Speaker 7: luxury buildings and barely pay anything. I think like their
- 12:41Speaker 7: government or something is doing like a push, yeah, push,
- 12:45Speaker 7: just say hey, come to our country, travel and live
- 12:47Speaker 7: here as well. And I know, I know I bore
- 12:50Speaker 7: everybody with my f one stuff, but I know that
- 12:52Speaker 7: they're also I know they're also campaigning hard to have
- 12:56Speaker 7: a race there as well. So they're definitely trying to
- 12:58Speaker 7: ramp up Thailand.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I knew Austin.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it sounds good to me. Bus for
- 13:05Speaker 4: luxury living.
- 13:06Speaker 7: Yeah, like oh yeah, I mean, I don't know, work
- 13:09Speaker 7: at a restaurant and like struggle every day to get by.
- 13:12Speaker 7: We were talking about this on the air the other day.
- 13:14Speaker 7: Off the air of the other day, Greg about like
- 13:17Speaker 7: how does people even get by? I know, And I'm
- 13:21Speaker 7: sure if you're looking at your social media after you
- 13:22Speaker 7: get off work and you're barely getting by, and you
- 13:25Speaker 7: can see that you can live in a luxury apartment
- 13:27Speaker 7: for that for three hundred bucks and try to figure
- 13:30Speaker 7: out some like remote.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Jobs, think you might move over, might actually do it. Yeah, Gina,
- 13:36Speaker 4: what do you got?
- 13:36Speaker 6: Well, we have a little backstory on the death of
- 13:38Speaker 6: Martin Short's daughter, So more than a decade ago, Catherine
- 13:41Speaker 6: Short decided to just distance herself from her dad. She
- 13:44Speaker 6: legally changed her name to Catherine Hartley and she was
- 13:47Speaker 6: a psychiatric social worker, and she explained when she filed
- 13:51Speaker 6: for the name change, my father is a public figure.
- 13:53Speaker 6: I'm a psychiatric social worker. I'm concerned about potential harassment
- 13:58Speaker 6: from future patients resulting from my associate with my father.
- 14:01Speaker 6: Friends says she lived a very private life, focused on
- 14:04Speaker 6: helping others, rarely appeared at events. She died Monday, as
- 14:07Speaker 6: we talked about, from a self inflicted gunshot wound, and
- 14:10Speaker 6: sources say she struggled with mental health and had an
- 14:14Speaker 6: odd and an odd topsy has been completed, so that's
- 14:16Speaker 6: how we know what happened.
- 14:17Speaker 3: But really kind of bizarre.
- 14:20Speaker 6: I mean, I would think that you'd change your name
- 14:22Speaker 6: more when say, a parent is like a really controversial
- 14:25Speaker 6: figure who's less controversial like Butt and Short. But we
- 14:29Speaker 6: also have a very strange story from a sort of
- 14:32Speaker 6: strange guy, Crispin Glover. You remember him the future. Yeah,
- 14:37Speaker 6: I met him once on another radio show and he
- 14:40Speaker 6: brought a book of poetry that he wrote and forced
- 14:43Speaker 6: us to listen to it instead of being interviewed fun.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Interview.
- 14:48Speaker 6: Probably he's being sued by a woman from the UK
- 14:51Speaker 6: who claims he convinced her to move to Los Angeles
- 14:54Speaker 6: with promises of a new life and working in Hollywood,
- 14:56Speaker 6: then pressured her to be his living girlfriend and not work,
- 15:00Speaker 6: and in the lawsuit, she says she became dependent on him.
- 15:03Speaker 6: He tried to control her, and then after she left
- 15:05Speaker 6: the house one day, he locked her out, and when
- 15:07Speaker 6: she came back to get her pets and her stuff,
- 15:09Speaker 6: she claims he attacked her and later called the cops,
- 15:11Speaker 6: which left her homeless and emotionally traumatized.
- 15:14Speaker 3: Yeah, if I could say something to mister Crispin, hey you.
- 15:21Speaker 6: Glover says this never happened, says he was the victim
- 15:24Speaker 6: of an unprovoked felony assault by this woman, and he'll.
- 15:27Speaker 7: Prove see what sucks is Okay, let's say he's absolutely innocent, right,
- 15:32Speaker 7: But this is a case of don't be a weirdo
- 15:35Speaker 7: because no one's gonna believe you.
- 15:37Speaker 3: Yeah right, And but that's all. The other thing too,
- 15:39Speaker 3: is these weirdos attract weirdo artsy chicks, and they of
- 15:42Speaker 3: course are not stable and then you and then maybe
- 15:45Speaker 3: maybe he did what she said, maybe she did what
- 15:46Speaker 3: he said. We don't know, because they're both weirdos or
- 15:48Speaker 3: maybe both.
- 15:49Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well she he did get a restraining order
- 15:51Speaker 6: against her, which are notoriously hard to get.
- 15:54Speaker 4: I've heard, I've heard the same.
- 15:56Speaker 3: So yeah, you know, we'll see what happens. Also, he
- 15:59Speaker 3: has so good look that up.
- 16:01Speaker 4: All right, yeah, all right, time for your birthdays and
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- 16:23Speaker 4: the field, and that would be tight end. Inducted into
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- 17:54Speaker 4: She is thirty five. So that's your Porner birthday, your
- 17:57Speaker 4: celebrity birthdays, and what's going on in the world of entertainment.
- 18:00Speaker 2: This is the Woody show.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Crap. I forgot about that. I qua want him embarrassing
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- 18:21Speaker 6: I just have a quick shout out something that all
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- 18:32Speaker 6: mega nuclear shout out to my new favorite person who
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- 18:47Speaker 6: love it first sight, but it was actually love it
- 18:48Speaker 6: first touch because I was sitting at a table and
- 18:51Speaker 6: then I just felt this hand reach around and grab
- 18:54Speaker 6: my boob, and I thought was like, I wasn't startled,
- 18:59Speaker 6: I wasn't like outraged. I was just like curious and
- 19:02Speaker 6: I just kind of turned around casually and I just
- 19:04Speaker 6: saw this super hot chick grabbing my boob and then
- 19:07Speaker 6: she grabbed my hand without even saying hello, and put
- 19:10Speaker 6: it on her boob. I was like, well, whoever this is,
- 19:13Speaker 6: I'm a fan.
- 19:13Speaker 7: That's how females meet, and you don't know, this is
- 19:16Speaker 7: julian the phone screen that used to work on our show.
- 19:19Speaker 3: I never met her at any event.
- 19:20Speaker 4: She's a party she's the least shy person that's ever
- 19:23Speaker 4: been born.
- 19:24Speaker 6: Not only is she the nicest, sweetest ever, but she's
- 19:28Speaker 6: super hot. And she delighted the crowd that quickly gathered
- 19:32Speaker 6: around her by being able to like move her boobs
- 19:35Speaker 6: up and down just by like thinking about it.
- 19:37Speaker 3: You know, like like bodybuilders too. Yeah, it's one of
- 19:40Speaker 3: her powers.
- 19:41Speaker 11: It's unbelievable. Great and small doses true.
- 19:47Speaker 3: I fell in love with her. Yeah, you also missed
- 19:49Speaker 3: a story. We shared it not too long ago. But
- 19:51Speaker 3: you know, she has a few children, not forget mother,
- 19:55Speaker 3: she's a mother or not, but she was not with
- 19:57Speaker 3: her children.
- 19:58Speaker 7: And she was in Mexico a bar, and you know,
- 20:01Speaker 7: sometimes you have to relieve your breast milk, and she
- 20:05Speaker 7: was doing that out on the crowd at the bar
- 20:08Speaker 7: and praying it, yeah, springing it like yeah, like a
- 20:12Speaker 7: bar trick and people.
- 20:14Speaker 3: I have video of it.
- 20:15Speaker 7: She texted it to me because she wants that out
- 20:17Speaker 7: in the world, and she's like people were running up
- 20:20Speaker 7: to her, yeah, to receive.
- 20:23Speaker 4: The thing about Juliette knowing her as well as we do,
- 20:26Speaker 4: and she's so fun and outrageous. But when I first
- 20:29Speaker 4: met her, I was kind of afraid of her. She
- 20:32Speaker 4: was an executive assistant, and she was so by the book,
- 20:35Speaker 4: that's what you were afraid of her. Yeah, And she
- 20:37Speaker 4: was very by the book, very matter of fact and
- 20:39Speaker 4: then and very blunt. So I would walk by and
- 20:42Speaker 4: she'd be like, hey, Greg, Yeah. I thought, oh, you know,
- 20:45Speaker 4: so and so needs to see you or something. You
- 20:47Speaker 4: drank last night, didn't you? And I thought she was angry,
- 20:49Speaker 4: So what are you talking about. Your lips are purple.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I know you've been drinking. And so then I sat
- 20:55Speaker 4: down at her desk and we talked for like an hour,
- 20:57Speaker 4: and I thought, Okay, you're not that scary.
- 20:59Speaker 6: Oh god, I can't see that version at all unless
- 21:02Speaker 6: she's like she's like, oh my god, she has mermaid hair,
- 21:07Speaker 6: She's gorgeous, she's hilarious.
- 21:08Speaker 3: I'm just I'm a huge old package. Nothing crazy.
- 21:11Speaker 7: But later that night, because the hotels I was saying
- 21:15Speaker 7: at the event had another bar on top of it, right,
- 21:19Speaker 7: so she ended up hanging out at that bar, and
- 21:23Speaker 7: then of her and Spicy Nacho stumbled back into the
- 21:27Speaker 7: hotel room, which I've already been sleeping in for the
- 21:29Speaker 7: past four hours. Yeah, at one am, into the room
- 21:34Speaker 7: and then she passed out of my room, and I
- 21:36Speaker 7: started getting text messages at like two in the morning,
- 21:40Speaker 7: and I couldn't. I could barely read them. And it
- 21:42Speaker 7: says it says, got to get home to the daughter,
- 21:47Speaker 7: very worried about Julianne blah blah blah. So I look
- 21:51Speaker 7: at it and I'm thinking, these are text messages from
- 21:53Speaker 7: her husband. No, it was just her other friend in
- 21:55Speaker 7: the friend group. And I go, Julian and your husband.
- 21:58Speaker 7: She's like, it's not my husband.
- 21:59Speaker 3: He doesn't So friends, you know where she was sleeping
- 22:07Speaker 3: mass room?
- 22:08Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of sleeping in rooms. And I know we
- 22:10Speaker 4: got to take a break, but somewhere in my phone,
- 22:11Speaker 4: I'm gonna look for it right now. I got a
- 22:13Speaker 4: picture of this one weekend event that we had and
- 22:16Speaker 4: I ended up sharing a bed with Julian and another female.
- 22:21Speaker 4: Yet another perk of being gay, right, yeah, because I'm
- 22:24Speaker 4: so unfreatening what you find her, I gotta find that.
- 22:28Speaker 3: You can move on the floor, you know you can.
- 22:30Speaker 4: You can choose something or whatever.
- 22:31Speaker 3: Man, you crap in my ned.
- 22:36Speaker 2: A break And now more of The Woody Show.
- 22:41Speaker 4: We're into a new hour here on The Woody Show.
- 22:42Speaker 4: On a Friday, morning and what we will be back
- 22:45Speaker 4: next week. He's happy, he's healthy, everything's fine. He's just
- 22:48Speaker 4: out of town for the moment.
- 22:49Speaker 3: He's doing some business, doing lots of business.
- 22:52Speaker 4: Gina's gonna have your headlines in just a second. But
- 22:54Speaker 4: first I have a confession and a question for the
- 22:56Speaker 4: guys in the room medics and see. So the confession is,
- 23:00Speaker 4: I just spit on my own shirt, okay, And the
- 23:04Speaker 4: reason is because when I use a urinal, I have
- 23:08Speaker 4: a weird habit of just for no reason, leaning over
- 23:11Speaker 4: and kind of spitting into it while I Peekay, I
- 23:13Speaker 4: don't do that at home in the in the regular toilet,
- 23:17Speaker 4: but yeah, at a urinal, I don't know why. It's
- 23:20Speaker 4: just is every time. It's most times. I would say,
- 23:25Speaker 4: if if if I'm alone, if somebody, if a dude's
- 23:27Speaker 4: standing next to me, I'm not going to lean over
- 23:28Speaker 4: and spit in the urinal. Yeah, I don't know. Why
- 23:33Speaker 4: do you ever do that? That's my question.
- 23:35Speaker 7: I mean I do, but like really rarely. Really, Yeah, I'm.
- 23:39Speaker 3: In general I'm blowing them usually blow my nose before
- 23:42Speaker 3: I leave, just to kind of clean, like wait into
- 23:46Speaker 3: the urnal you're doing loogis. Yeah, in the bathroom in general.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Right before you walk out, you blow your hand right.
- 23:53Speaker 3: So you're kind of cleaning out. Yeah, I think it's
- 23:56Speaker 3: kind of that instinct, if I had to suppose yea.
- 23:58Speaker 4: So maybe I'm all alone in my sitting. I mean,
- 24:01Speaker 4: just like weird to have it. And then today I
- 24:02Speaker 4: just I didn't extend my neck far enough and then
- 24:05Speaker 4: I just rolled on my shirt.
- 24:08Speaker 6: That's quite a confession for greg Ory.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Stupid child, to be honest. That doesn't really look like
- 24:12Speaker 3: spit on your shirt.
- 24:13Speaker 4: No, I know it. Luckily, I'm wearing a shirt that
- 24:15Speaker 4: looks like its spit, all sorts of stains on it.
- 24:18Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like something else.
- 24:21Speaker 4: It does yes the year.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a porn.
- 24:26Speaker 4: It looks like a Friday night in my house. Gina,
- 24:29Speaker 4: how about those headlines?
- 24:30Speaker 6: Well, we have an update on the whole Warner Brothers
- 24:32Speaker 6: buyout situation. Netflix was close, as we know, to buying
- 24:35Speaker 6: Warner Brothers discoverying this huge deal that would have brought HBO,
- 24:38Speaker 6: the Warner Brothers movie studios all under its umbrella, But
- 24:42Speaker 6: this week Warner's board said a competing offer from Paramount
- 24:46Speaker 6: Skydance was better it was higher, it was all cash
- 24:49Speaker 6: and offered stronger protections for shareholders. So Netflix had a
- 24:52Speaker 6: chance to match the offer, but they decided the money
- 24:56Speaker 6: didn't money and the math didn't math.
- 24:57Speaker 3: So they're out.
- 24:58Speaker 6: So now with Netflix out, Paramount is now in the
- 25:01Speaker 6: lead to buy Warner Brothers and they're going to get
- 25:03Speaker 6: stuff like CNN and HBO, Max and of course Warner
- 25:06Speaker 6: Film Studios. The deal still needs approval, but it's already
- 25:09Speaker 6: sparking a lot of talk about how it could reshape
- 25:11Speaker 6: Hollywood and even the news industrics. They're going to have
- 25:14Speaker 6: CNN by putting so many major media brands under one company.
- 25:18Speaker 6: And I know we're not supposed to do this, but
- 25:20Speaker 6: they always find a way. Yeah, you know, like they
- 25:23Speaker 6: always find a way to just consolidate power like a kingdom.
- 25:26Speaker 4: But I think at least Paramount would be more precious
- 25:29Speaker 4: about Warner Brothers. A lot of people are precious about
- 25:32Speaker 4: the lot. They're worried about the physical lot, and if
- 25:34Speaker 4: Netflix had it, who knows what they would have done.
- 25:37Speaker 4: Maybe Paramount's more precious about actual studios.
- 25:39Speaker 6: That makes sense for sure.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Well that's what they wanted.
- 25:42Speaker 7: A lot of people that were precious about all that
- 25:44Speaker 7: stuff they wanted like a traditional film studios.
- 25:48Speaker 3: They went straight to TV. Yeah, exactly.
- 25:50Speaker 7: I think it's a better move for Netflix anyways. Why
- 25:53Speaker 7: find all that money on that?
- 25:54Speaker 6: You think it's like spending money on like an old.
- 25:57Speaker 3: School yeah relic?
- 25:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:00Speaker 3: And I love WB and all their content, But I
- 26:04Speaker 3: don't know, I just feel like money can be spent
- 26:06Speaker 3: on better things.
- 26:07Speaker 6: Well, now they have the money to do it.
- 26:09Speaker 5: Well.
- 26:10Speaker 6: Hillary Clinton sat through that closed door deposition yesterday with
- 26:13Speaker 6: the House Oversight Committee about good old Jeffrey Epstein, and
- 26:16Speaker 6: she basically told him she didn't know him, she'd know
- 26:18Speaker 6: anything about Epstein or, as Greglce to call her Giseline
- 26:20Speaker 6: Maxwell's crimes.
- 26:22Speaker 3: She didn't remember meeting him. She hadn't been any of
- 26:25Speaker 3: his property.
- 26:26Speaker 4: Never.
- 26:26Speaker 9: Never.
- 26:27Speaker 6: She also pushed back on Republicans who asked the questions,
- 26:30Speaker 6: saying they're just trying to drag her and Bill into
- 26:31Speaker 6: the spotlight instead of focusing on Trump's connections to Epstein.
- 26:35Speaker 6: The hearing even had a brief pause when a photo
- 26:37Speaker 6: from inside got leaked. Now, Bill Clinton is set to
- 26:40Speaker 6: give his deposition today.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Now, is it true or is it totally fake? That
- 26:45Speaker 4: there was a portrait of Bill Clinton in address Epstein.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Okay or was that real?
- 26:53Speaker 6: At this point, I'm so sick of asking if something's
- 26:56Speaker 6: AI or not.
- 26:57Speaker 3: But that portrait is hilarious, funny. Yeah, and I kind
- 27:01Speaker 3: of believed that she wasn't invited to the island.
- 27:04Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I had a formal invitation and then they
- 27:10Speaker 12: say we believe you.
- 27:12Speaker 3: Yeah, like a real party.
- 27:15Speaker 4: Huh.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Yeah. But that being said, I do feel bad for
- 27:19Speaker 3: her because it's literally been her entire life dealing with milk.
- 27:24Speaker 3: I mean, folks, you don't realize the whole Monka Lwitsky
- 27:26Speaker 3: thing was like that was the end of his screwing around. Yeah, yeah,
- 27:30Speaker 3: he was doing it for twenty years before that age.
- 27:32Speaker 3: It depends what your definition of is. So you know,
- 27:36Speaker 3: whatever you think of her, like, yeah, she's been suffering
- 27:40Speaker 3: that matter her life. You could understand her demeanor to look.
- 27:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to deal with one of his problems,
- 27:50Speaker 4: one big irol for this for forty years.
- 27:54Speaker 6: Well remember we talked about that North Carolina mom who
- 27:56Speaker 6: disappeared for twenty four years and suddenly reappeared.
- 27:59Speaker 3: Yeah, she ruled right, I mean I got it. I
- 28:02Speaker 3: got the vibe.
- 28:03Speaker 6: Well, now she's saying she left because of several mental
- 28:06Speaker 6: stress and toxic home life situations. She was found in
- 28:10Speaker 6: this world trailer park and she's been arrested on this
- 28:13Speaker 6: old warrant for a miss dui court date from back
- 28:16Speaker 6: when she vanished. But she isn't facing like abandonment charges.
- 28:19Speaker 6: It's like that's her business, you know. This is just
- 28:21Speaker 6: some random old dui that she missed. Her daughter is
- 28:24Speaker 6: now an adult, and she says she's forgiven the mom.
- 28:26Speaker 6: She's trying to reconnect, but like Mom's all no thanks.
- 28:30Speaker 6: She wants privacy. She doesn't really want to answer any
- 28:32Speaker 6: questions about what she's been doing the past two decades.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Like weirdo.
- 28:35Speaker 3: I know, right, Well, I.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Don't get it.
- 28:37Speaker 9: If it's a toxic home environment, you just left your kids.
- 28:39Speaker 6: There, maybe the kid was the problem, you know, but
- 28:42Speaker 6: they were Yeah yeah, no, Like it's she's definitely nuts.
- 28:46Speaker 3: Sounds like she ran off with somebody, to be honest. Yeah, maybe,
- 28:50Speaker 3: I mean, like you hear about all kinds of got
- 28:52Speaker 3: dematized by somebody.
- 28:53Speaker 6: Oh yeah, uh so who has heard of this bohemian
- 28:58Speaker 6: grove situation?
- 29:00Speaker 3: Have you grove mean anything to you?
- 29:03Speaker 4: In this verb? It was like a secret outdoor there's
- 29:07Speaker 4: a reason.
- 29:08Speaker 6: There's a reason we don't know about it because it's
- 29:10Speaker 6: far from our tax bracket.
- 29:11Speaker 3: But now some stuff is leaking about.
- 29:13Speaker 6: It's this super secretive, ultra exclusive all male retreat in
- 29:17Speaker 6: Sonoma County, California.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Avenue.
- 29:19Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well it's Bohemian Grove and it's reportedly had
- 29:23Speaker 6: its membershipless leak for the first time. And of course
- 29:26Speaker 6: huge names from politics and business and entertainment, like the
- 29:30Speaker 6: alleged twenty twenty three roster includes like two thousand people
- 29:34Speaker 6: in Some of the names we'd all recognize our Conan O'Brien,
- 29:36Speaker 6: Jimmy Buffett, Michael Bloomberg, venture investor, Charles Koch, Paul Pelosi,
- 29:43Speaker 6: and then old school names like Nixon and like Henry
- 29:46Speaker 6: Kissing Jehos Hall.
- 29:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought it was called something else though.
- 29:50Speaker 6: Well, the Bohemian Club is what it's called. Then they
- 29:54Speaker 6: go do this Bohemian Grove thing. The Bohemian Club has
- 29:57Speaker 6: already been around since it's from eighteen seventy and it's
- 30:00Speaker 6: known for these private annual summer gatherings and ceremonies like
- 30:04Speaker 6: the cremation of care, which involves like a giant my god,
- 30:07Speaker 6: statue of an owl.
- 30:08Speaker 4: See is this brings up the question that I always
- 30:11Speaker 4: ask what comes first being rich or being weird? Because
- 30:14Speaker 4: why are the richer you get, the weirder you get.
- 30:16Speaker 6: True, I think it's like anything.
- 30:19Speaker 9: Like you you're.
- 30:20Speaker 6: So rich that like your pleasure centers get burnt out
- 30:23Speaker 6: on like stuff that we like to like, let's go
- 30:25Speaker 6: pray to an owl in the world.
- 30:28Speaker 7: But Greg, you grew up like two minutes from this place, right,
- 30:31Speaker 7: do you never hear about it? Yeah?
- 30:35Speaker 3: Grow, I'll be gone for the week.
- 30:39Speaker 6: Said apparently there's been like four honorary women, But that's
- 30:46Speaker 6: just that's not real.
- 30:47Speaker 3: I will say this as someone who's not been in
- 30:49Speaker 3: that tax bracket, but who's aware of clubs and stuff
- 30:52Speaker 3: like this. This is what a lot, this is what
- 30:54Speaker 3: a lot of frats used to be. Is. Yes, it's
- 30:59Speaker 3: just a club for do to hang out with, you know,
- 31:01Speaker 3: this country club, frat whatever, you know, Skull and Bone society, right,
- 31:05Speaker 3: And yes, maybe one hundred years ago it had some
- 31:07Speaker 3: weirdo like significant yeah, but it was even then. When
- 31:10Speaker 3: you actually go and you're part of one of these things,
- 31:13Speaker 3: it's it's basically nothing.
- 31:15Speaker 6: Well, and to that point, they said like the tradition
- 31:18Speaker 6: is no networking can be done. Okay, so you're meeting
- 31:22Speaker 6: with the most powerful people in the world and you're
- 31:24Speaker 6: not making deal. So I think that's pretty much why
- 31:25Speaker 6: people want to be included. It's to make like if
- 31:28Speaker 6: you've ever seen the show Succession, like you want to
- 31:30Speaker 6: be in on these little retreats because that's where you
- 31:32Speaker 6: do your wheeling in Delan Menace, I am going to
- 31:36Speaker 6: be shocked if you don't have something to add to this.
- 31:38Speaker 6: Uber is teaming up with Jobe Aviation to launch all
- 31:42Speaker 6: electric air taxis. Yeah, there's these little small, four seat
- 31:47Speaker 6: aircrafts you can book through the Uber app and skip
- 31:50Speaker 6: traffic in big cities. Of course, I'll give you one
- 31:53Speaker 6: guess where they're going to roll this.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Out, first being Dubai, thank.
- 31:58Speaker 6: You, and eventually Unless Angelus, New York, the UK, Japan,
- 32:02Speaker 6: and they want it in LA by the twenty twenty
- 32:05Speaker 6: eight Olympics.
- 32:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:06Speaker 7: I actually they had one of these on display at
- 32:10Speaker 7: the Austin Racetrack during a race and they're they look
- 32:16Speaker 7: pretty cool, just like they're already flying around. They're flying
- 32:19Speaker 7: them around Santa Cruz, California right now and testing them out.
- 32:22Speaker 6: What's the difference between what this looks like and like
- 32:24Speaker 6: just a four seater place.
- 32:25Speaker 3: This is a drone. I mean this looks like a drone,
- 32:27Speaker 3: like a home drone in So, did.
- 32:29Speaker 8: These what fly low enough that they're not going to
- 32:32Speaker 8: interfere with air traffic like actual planes?
- 32:35Speaker 9: Or how do they work?
- 32:36Speaker 3: I was assume they would fly like helicopters like you
- 32:38Speaker 3: see this. I mean you see you see this in
- 32:39Speaker 3: Vegas all the time.
- 32:40Speaker 7: It's basically a helicopter. Yeah, but it flies on its
- 32:44Speaker 7: own and it flies like a drone.
- 32:46Speaker 3: So if you were called today and like, we'd like
- 32:48Speaker 3: you to test this out and do some content.
- 32:50Speaker 7: Uh, I mean where they're flying them right now again
- 32:53Speaker 7: Santa Cruz, California. If you don't know, is buy water, Like,
- 32:56Speaker 7: let's fly you over the water a little bit for
- 32:58Speaker 7: like five minutes, okay, and let me get my video and.
- 33:01Speaker 3: Then I'll land.
- 33:02Speaker 7: Yeah but Greg, yeah, I mean eventually hopefully they'll get
- 33:07Speaker 7: the ones like what he has with his airplane that
- 33:09Speaker 7: has a parachute on it.
- 33:10Speaker 3: And I go, all right, let's do it. Yeah that yeah,
- 33:13Speaker 3: pretty much do whatever you want and I'm fine.
- 33:16Speaker 6: And finally we got some food news Dorito's officially joining
- 33:20Speaker 6: the big protein trend going on here, which is so
- 33:22Speaker 6: weird to say, Like, protein trend's been going on for
- 33:25Speaker 6: like thirty years, but now everybody's super into it. Their
- 33:27Speaker 6: new line is called Dorito's Protein and it's hitting stores
- 33:31Speaker 6: in a few days with flavors like nacho cheese and
- 33:33Speaker 6: sweet and tangy barbecue. Each ounce has about ten grams
- 33:36Speaker 6: of protein, and that's opposed to the normal ones that
- 33:39Speaker 6: are like two grams. And there's also a version coming
- 33:42Speaker 6: out later this year with even more protein per bag.
- 33:45Speaker 6: These chips are dairy based and don't have any artificial
- 33:49Speaker 6: colors or flavors.
- 33:49Speaker 3: So the company says, you get the same bold taste
- 33:52Speaker 3: and crunch you expect.
- 33:53Speaker 6: But with a bit of a functional twist, and we
- 33:55Speaker 6: should do We're gonna have to do a blind taste
- 33:57Speaker 6: test between these and the Quest chips.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Let's say I'm saying the Quests are popping off. They are,
- 34:02Speaker 3: but they are so unsatisfying.
- 34:04Speaker 6: Remember I got a huge giant thing of it, and
- 34:06Speaker 6: I had one bag and I gave them all the Morgan.
- 34:08Speaker 7: My favorite flavor of the Quest is the taco flavor.
- 34:12Speaker 7: Those are pretty good.
- 34:13Speaker 3: It's really just it's light and crumbly, an aftertaste. What
- 34:20Speaker 3: it is, it's essentially pressed and expelled, like like Gina
- 34:25Speaker 3: was saying, like protein powder essentially chalky and trillion dollars. Yeah,
- 34:31Speaker 3: they're so expensive.
- 34:32Speaker 6: So I'm gonna see. I'm very curious to see how
- 34:35Speaker 6: Quest and Dorito's stack up against each other, because Quest,
- 34:38Speaker 6: they're like, when you have no other choice, they're good enough.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Would you put sun chips in that same category or
- 34:43Speaker 4: not at all?
- 34:44Speaker 6: Well, it's funny because sun chips were originally market as
- 34:46Speaker 6: like a health chip, and they are so bad.
- 34:49Speaker 4: For because they're so good.
- 34:50Speaker 6: Well, yeah, exactly, they're just Carbie corn chips, weight in
- 34:53Speaker 6: a wavy texture.
- 34:54Speaker 3: You hate sunships because they have they're like wheat wheat corn.
- 34:57Speaker 7: Yeah, wheat corn.
- 35:03Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. Well that's what's going on, everybody.
- 35:07Speaker 4: Thank you, Gin. More Woody shows coming up, Negs right
- 35:11Speaker 4: back breaking news.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Greg Gory had to take a major out work. Not
- 35:17Speaker 2: since the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.
- 35:20Speaker 2: More deep, Woody, Woody And now back to the Woody Show.
- 35:27Speaker 4: On a Friday rip. Yes and see you guys have
- 35:30Speaker 4: something for us called Well that didn't work. Yeah, I saw.
- 35:34Speaker 3: I got an article just showing me something about like musicians'
- 35:38Speaker 3: first careers. And we know a lot of these, but
- 35:41Speaker 3: one of them, but one of them surprised even me
- 35:45Speaker 3: really because we get where we didn't know a lot
- 35:47Speaker 3: about music just because we're around it a lot in
- 35:49Speaker 3: this business. So I went through and I found clips
- 35:52Speaker 3: of artists' original tries. Okay, and these aren't demo tapes.
- 35:58Speaker 3: This isn't when they were in the church choir is
- 36:00Speaker 3: fully really produced music, record labels, all that stuff that
- 36:05Speaker 3: that just didn't work. Yeah, and then they said, well
- 36:07Speaker 3: I didn't work. They went on to success. Oh they pivoted, yeah,
- 36:11Speaker 3: which is interesting because it kind of shows that, like,
- 36:13Speaker 3: maybe they aren't as hardcore about their genre as they
- 36:16Speaker 3: might make. They kept throwing stuff with the wall. It's
- 36:20Speaker 3: desperate to make something work, right exactly. So I'm gonna
- 36:23Speaker 3: play the first clip, and you guys, if you think
- 36:26Speaker 3: you know, you know, speak up or raise your hand
- 36:27Speaker 3: or whatever. But this is something. This is this first one,
- 36:30Speaker 3: the one that got me. I was like, oh, I
- 36:31Speaker 3: had no idea that this person did this type of
- 36:34Speaker 3: music first.
- 36:52Speaker 6: I have a guess, but I don't know if it's right,
- 36:55Speaker 6: all right, gen I guess I'm just going by the
- 36:57Speaker 6: just the crackly tambour of the singer.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Is it pink pink?
- 37:01Speaker 6: Good?
- 37:01Speaker 3: Guess I could. It's not Janet Jackson. That's what it
- 37:05Speaker 3: sounds like. It was to be Janet Jackson.
- 37:07Speaker 9: It sounds like Britney Spears.
- 37:08Speaker 7: It does sound like great because they but it sounds
- 37:12Speaker 7: like maybe a very young Lady Gaga.
- 37:14Speaker 3: These are all good guesses. What if I told you
- 37:18Speaker 3: that was a nineteen ninety one album released by MCA
- 37:22Speaker 3: Records Canada.
- 37:25Speaker 8: Yes, oh damn, Sam, come on, because I knew that
- 37:32Speaker 8: she did pop music first dance and that was yeah,
- 37:35Speaker 8: that was her whole thing. But they started kind of
- 37:38Speaker 8: pushing her more in that direction and she was like,
- 37:41Speaker 8: this doesn't feel me.
- 37:42Speaker 9: I don't want to do this.
- 37:43Speaker 3: It's horrible, and that's.
- 37:44Speaker 9: When they dropped her.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Was it Atlantis like a child action? You can't do
- 37:48Speaker 3: that on television. That's what you feel like. That's what
- 37:50Speaker 3: you find about a lot of these people too, is
- 37:51Speaker 3: that they were you know, they were little. You know
- 37:55Speaker 3: with JT obviously, is that like that's how you get famous?
- 38:00Speaker 3: Is you get it? That's how you get into the industry.
- 38:02Speaker 3: Is you just going and going and going Eventually something
- 38:04Speaker 3: pops or doesn't?
- 38:05Speaker 4: Wow that I wouldn't have guessed, but now.
- 38:08Speaker 3: I totally hear it. Now you hear this in that
- 38:11Speaker 3: or hear that in this? Like how much do I?
- 38:18Speaker 3: I mean, it's thirty something years later, but like I'm
- 38:21Speaker 3: kind of questioning whether she really is angsty Okay Jacky
- 38:27Speaker 3: documentary let me explaining, Oh, she's a really good actress.
- 38:33Speaker 8: No, she got dropped from her label because she didn't
- 38:36Speaker 8: want to do that poppy music anymore. I wasn't say
- 38:39Speaker 8: that it didn't work. It was working, but it wasn't
- 38:42Speaker 8: her and she didn't want to do it. She got dropped.
- 38:44Speaker 8: She'd know she was ever going to work again. She
- 38:46Speaker 8: came to La to record all the songs for the
- 38:48Speaker 8: Jagged Little Pill album, didn't know if it was going
- 38:50Speaker 8: to get picked up. Did get picked up by Madonna's label,
- 38:53Speaker 8: but she left that. I mean they dropped her because
- 38:56Speaker 8: she wouldn't do that music.
- 38:57Speaker 3: She's produced a lot of songs and did a lot
- 39:01Speaker 3: of dancing.
- 39:01Speaker 6: Music videos, but she didn't like I got to hear
- 39:04Speaker 6: that original one more time now that I.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Know it's her it's called feel You Feel You Love.
- 39:08Speaker 3: It's a song take two steps four, one step back
- 39:19Speaker 3: opposite the track. All right, that's did work out. Well,
- 39:23Speaker 3: that didn't work, but that obviously it did work later
- 39:25Speaker 3: for her.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Here's a rap.
- 39:27Speaker 3: Well, it's obviously a rap song. And this is sort
- 39:30Speaker 3: of this is a semi famous in certain communities songs
- 39:32Speaker 3: called yodling in the valley, unusual kind of casual yes
- 39:39Speaker 3: with me girls off, second to get on in the
- 39:44Speaker 3: valley and not to drop.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Rolling, just keeps on coking.
- 39:55Speaker 2: And the.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Yes in the valley is a reference to a man
- 40:01Speaker 3: drewing something for a lady in the val person ended
- 40:06Speaker 3: up becoming famous in music.
- 40:08Speaker 11: Oh mega, Actually you could say not only in music,
- 40:12Speaker 11: but in other sectors of life.
- 40:14Speaker 3: This is nineteen ninety Okay.
- 40:16Speaker 4: So I'm assuming music and movies made in any guesses
- 40:23Speaker 4: Marky Mark.
- 40:24Speaker 3: That's a really good guy, Mark, But we already know
- 40:26Speaker 3: Marky Marks. What year nineteen ninety Oh that's not amazing,
- 40:34Speaker 3: Vanilla ice O, No, be honest, this is not what
- 40:37Speaker 3: they're They're exactly that sounds.
- 40:41Speaker 11: Listen to what is saying like it's it's a significant
- 40:43Speaker 11: departure from what they became famous for Oh my god,
- 40:48Speaker 11: this is just distractingly bad, all right, Vaughan, Well, this
- 40:51Speaker 11: person will tell you who they are in one of
- 40:53Speaker 11: their biggest hits right here.
- 41:08Speaker 2: Holy Crown.
- 41:09Speaker 13: Oh my god. That's earlier stuff was rappier, like you said,
- 41:17Speaker 13: like now, of course that's Kid Rock because yeah, he
- 41:21Speaker 13: had the high top fade in the early nineties.
- 41:23Speaker 3: He was coming up in Detroit actually with the Insane
- 41:26Speaker 3: Clown Posse at this time, who used to be the
- 41:28Speaker 3: Inner City Posse. That's what ICP stands for. But to
- 41:31Speaker 3: get off on an ICP tangent. But yeah, Kid rock
- 41:34Speaker 3: yodling in the valley his firs. Dude, he's a rapper,
- 41:36Speaker 3: but not that bad. We talked about this before. There
- 41:41Speaker 3: was a certain segment of rap, like a certain time
- 41:43Speaker 3: period of rap where it was just lit dude, you
- 41:45Speaker 3: do this saying there one they called it. They call
- 41:48Speaker 3: it humpty dumpty rap. Name is so and so, and
- 41:51Speaker 3: it's now dad rap, right, no offense to who's not
- 41:54Speaker 3: here to defend him. Yeah, anything before doctor Dre the chronic. Yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 3: it was nineteen eighty nine to nineteen ninety two. Who
- 42:00Speaker 3: was a that was the rap right then? And kid
- 42:02Speaker 3: Rock was part of it before. That's so fun, really bad. Yeah,
- 42:05Speaker 3: this next one, this is maybe not a huge departure.
- 42:09Speaker 3: This is something that this band tried and and you
- 42:12Speaker 3: might be just be able to pick it up because
- 42:14Speaker 3: of what they're saying here. But here's the song. Yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 3: I got it.
- 42:25Speaker 4: Okay, I think I know who this is.
- 42:27Speaker 3: I mean that's Eric Cartman, right.
- 42:28Speaker 4: Yes, exactly what.
- 42:33Speaker 3: They told you who it was? I think is this
- 42:36Speaker 3: the Beastie Boys, That is these folks. Yeah, Beastie Boys.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Their first album, poly Walk Stu was nineteen eighty two.
- 42:43Speaker 3: What was with like the affected, weird helium voice. They're
- 42:47Speaker 3: very young, Yeah, that and it was they were going
- 42:50Speaker 3: because this is nineteen eighty two, so there's going for
- 42:51Speaker 3: like that Bad Brains, Black Black Flags.
- 42:55Speaker 7: Also, they had a female drummer at that time in
- 42:59Speaker 7: that punk band that they were in, and she became
- 43:03Speaker 7: super famous in another band.
- 43:05Speaker 3: Didn't see that.
- 43:06Speaker 7: Yeah, there used to be a fourth member that was
- 43:08Speaker 7: female in the Beastie Boys Shell.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Yeah, she played with Luscious Jackson reader Luscious Jackson. She
- 43:21Speaker 3: was around in the nineties, I guess, yeahs the very nineties.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:24Speaker 3: Yeah, Beatie Boys first a punk band. It didn't really
- 43:26Speaker 3: take off, and but the rapping did.
- 43:28Speaker 6: Let's hear one more. I gotta hear a little more.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Cart they even spell it out.
- 43:31Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, did we delete it already?
- 43:39Speaker 4: Again?
- 43:40Speaker 6: It's better in our memory?
- 43:45Speaker 4: Oh there it is?
- 43:46Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, I've got the second hearing.
- 44:00Speaker 4: Yeah, let's spot out. Yeah literally wow.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Which I was I would argued for them, wasn't a
- 44:06Speaker 3: huge departure, you know, they just they're still.
- 44:08Speaker 4: Kind of silly and yeah, goofy, goofy.
- 44:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:11Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
- 44:12Speaker 3: Here's another person, another artist who took a hard turn
- 44:16Speaker 3: from their original genre. This is uh, I'll tell you
- 44:19Speaker 3: a song called pop another pill.
- 44:33Speaker 11: I just grasped it from this was twenty ten. As
- 44:39Speaker 11: you could tell about the the genre and the talk
- 44:42Speaker 11: of codeine.
- 44:43Speaker 6: I mean, it's got a beat.
- 44:44Speaker 9: I know what didn't work about this?
- 44:47Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 44:50Speaker 3: Uh wait, I think I might know who this is.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Any other guesses besides Menace? Is it shaboozy new No chabboozy,
- 44:59Speaker 3: because he's still I mean he did rap and he
- 45:01Speaker 3: did country rapf.
- 45:04Speaker 9: And this is drastically different from what this person.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Oh yes, okay, because I was going to guess ludicrous.
- 45:10Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 45:12Speaker 3: The hint being twenty ten and would have been around
- 45:15Speaker 3: in twenty ten, Right.
- 45:16Speaker 6: Are fantastically different from what they're doing now?
- 45:19Speaker 3: Are they like in banking? Are they still like Kane Brown?
- 45:23Speaker 4: Are they valley parking cars?
- 45:25Speaker 3: Sammy had a better guest? Oh, let's out jelly Roll
- 45:30Speaker 3: there you go.
- 45:36Speaker 4: Chi Roll being a.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Drug rapper for the twenty tens is known, but i't
- 45:41Speaker 3: think a black of people have actually gone back and
- 45:43Speaker 3: listened to that music because that is as we've talked
- 45:45Speaker 3: about four he laid at the gathering of the Juggalo. Yeah,
- 45:49Speaker 3: that would have loved to do that. Pop Another pill
- 45:52Speaker 3: is classic Juggalo Ye Juggalo white Boy drug wrap.
- 45:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:57Speaker 6: So, speaking of two of the artists who've featured, did
- 46:01Speaker 6: he and did jelly Rolling like.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Kid Rock ever cross Path? I think jelly Rolls is
- 46:05Speaker 3: a little bit younger, so he was in the scene
- 46:07Speaker 3: at the same time Kid Rock was Wow, that's crazy.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 46:11Speaker 3: I kind of like that song that is.
- 46:14Speaker 4: Zero here, this is good. We have a couple more rights,
- 46:18Speaker 4: you do.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Some more of these. Well that didn't work well?
- 46:21Speaker 4: All right, eventually I like it. Yeah, I like that
- 46:24Speaker 4: No Woody Show text in eight seven, I am loving
- 46:33Speaker 4: this game called well that didn't work, but I'm terrible
- 46:36Speaker 4: at it, but it's really fun.
- 46:38Speaker 3: So our next artist again, they they released this was
- 46:41Speaker 3: their kind of first breakout single. And I think you
- 46:45Speaker 3: guys probably this is probably a meaning thing to you.
- 46:46Speaker 3: But it's about Cleveland, and it's called Cleveland, and it's
- 46:49Speaker 3: about how cool Cleveland is. This guy guy, this person
- 46:51Speaker 3: went on to much greater success in a slightly different
- 46:54Speaker 3: genre than this. Then I'm so Cleveland.
- 46:57Speaker 13: It's a Countda saying east Side, I'm a countdown said
- 47:00Speaker 13: we heard Lama, Goddamn n Coddamn Cathils first.
- 47:07Speaker 3: Brew carry Cleveland Rocks. Menace might be able to get
- 47:14Speaker 3: this because his voice is his voice is very once
- 47:17Speaker 3: he's hearing, you're like, oh, you're kind of like, I mean,
- 47:20Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm right, but I have a
- 47:22Speaker 3: guess chat Hanks, Oh good, guess sounds like that Sammy
- 47:26Speaker 3: for you. He's so hard.
- 47:31Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't have a guess.
- 47:33Speaker 3: A little bit more, your guests, Okay, I'll ask you
- 47:45Speaker 3: a question before I guess.
- 47:46Speaker 6: Is this person no longer associated with music?
- 47:49Speaker 3: Oh no, no, he's very much his way off here
- 47:54Speaker 3: that this man who is very hard and wrapped about
- 47:56Speaker 3: how cool he is in Cleveland.
- 47:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:58Speaker 6: I was gonna say Lebron James, good.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Context, yes, but it's actually this guy. Oh yeah, okay,
- 48:11Speaker 3: why just go and I beg you it's on YouTube.
- 48:13Speaker 11: Go and watch his music video for Cleveland, because he's
- 48:15Speaker 11: like nineteen or twenty, the skiddiest, least intimidating door you've ever.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Seen in your entire life, trying to rap like he's
- 48:21Speaker 3: hard from these streets. I never followed any MGK rap
- 48:25Speaker 3: stuff at all. For his first rap, he had to
- 48:28Speaker 3: kind of give it up because he didn't eminem shame
- 48:30Speaker 3: him out of rap essentially. Yeah, well, they had like
- 48:33Speaker 3: a little beef back and forth, like basically just.
- 48:38Speaker 7: But then he went into alternative and then he has
- 48:41Speaker 7: done some country stuff like.
- 48:42Speaker 3: Of course who has Well that brings us to our
- 48:46Speaker 3: last clip, because yeah, menace the whole I'm we just
- 48:49Speaker 3: did it with jelly roll. Nice lovely guy. But the
- 48:52Speaker 3: country fans have to stand up for themselves and say no,
- 48:56Speaker 3: not just anybody can come and do country. Yeah, I mean,
- 48:59Speaker 3: keep your crossing. A lot of friends that work in
- 49:01Speaker 3: country radio and they hate it. Well, they're still they're
- 49:05Speaker 3: paying theirs.
- 49:08Speaker 7: I mean, they've embraced jelly Roll. They give jelly Roll
- 49:12Speaker 7: a pass. Yeah, and also the same with post Alone.
- 49:18Speaker 3: They give him a pass. But there's some people that
- 49:20Speaker 3: they don't give a pass. Well, the Menace will probably know.
- 49:22Speaker 3: This is our last one for well that didn't work out.
- 49:31Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
- 49:32Speaker 3: You know, this is massive song. This one's the easiest
- 49:36Speaker 3: one because this was actually everywhere. Even though this was
- 49:41Speaker 3: this person's first real release. You couldn't like avoid this song.
- 49:45Speaker 3: He will if you couldn't menace, you couldn't you know
- 49:49Speaker 3: what I could?
- 49:50Speaker 4: And I did and this was a.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Sound cloud hit for this guy and then got popular.
- 49:56Speaker 3: Yeah is this here? We guess? Yeah, this posting and
- 50:06Speaker 3: so he loves basketball references corrected up there, vond.
- 50:11Speaker 10: This is.
- 50:19Speaker 7: Grab right, that's what country is well post Malone. He
- 50:27Speaker 7: you know, he has a lot of roots in Dallas
- 50:29Speaker 7: roots because here's the here's the thing, jelly Roll and
- 50:38Speaker 7: in uh post Malone and stuff like that. If you
- 50:40Speaker 7: want to get a pass in country music, just show
- 50:43Speaker 7: up from the South. No, Well, I mean that definitely
- 50:47Speaker 7: helps you. But you have to go to Nashville and
- 50:51Speaker 7: you have to work with the writers and the producers
- 50:55Speaker 7: of country music, then they'll give you a pass. If
- 50:57Speaker 7: you try to go outside the club, then you get burned.
- 51:01Speaker 7: That is correct, and we think of some examples of this.
- 51:03Speaker 8: Well, post Malone did like collapse before he started doing
- 51:07Speaker 8: his own country music, so you started to see him
- 51:09Speaker 8: in the country scene.
- 51:11Speaker 9: He started going on. I think Steve's one of the
- 51:16Speaker 9: things you're missing about the country.
- 51:18Speaker 3: You need it is to do a country well.
- 51:19Speaker 9: When you get so the way, when.
- 51:22Speaker 8: You get so upset of going like he's saying, y'all
- 51:25Speaker 8: and he's not from the South and he's all these things.
- 51:27Speaker 9: I'm not from the South.
- 51:29Speaker 8: I am not a true country person, but I still
- 51:33Speaker 8: enjoyed the music and singing along and kind of pretending.
- 51:35Speaker 6: That I am.
- 51:36Speaker 8: That's exactly my point, right, So the entire community just
- 51:40Speaker 8: enjoys it and nobody cares.
- 51:42Speaker 3: Right, it's all a bunch of posers. And you know,
- 51:44Speaker 3: you can you can you get called a cultural appropriator
- 51:47Speaker 3: for everything, but count.
- 51:49Speaker 4: The country interesting. Well that is that is.
- 51:55Speaker 3: I guess nothing Gus post I thinks Jelly Old nothing
- 51:57Speaker 3: against Kid Rock or or any of these people.
- 51:59Speaker 4: But the Atlantis one. I was most surprised That's what
- 52:03Speaker 4: caught me. I loved it.
- 52:06Speaker 2: Listen, this is the Hood Show.
- 52:12Speaker 4: Well, it's the start of a brand new hour here
- 52:14Speaker 4: on The Woody Show on a Friday morning, a day
- 52:16Speaker 4: I thought would never come here.
- 52:17Speaker 7: It is megap nice And I've been trying to ask
- 52:22Speaker 7: Sea Bass a question that I literally think about it every.
- 52:25Speaker 3: Single day all out and it comes. It comes up
- 52:30Speaker 3: in my mind and I can't sleep. Ever.
- 52:34Speaker 7: I'm losing sleep over it because it makes no sense
- 52:37Speaker 7: to me. Okay, it has to deal with light in space. Okay,
- 52:41Speaker 7: so light you know, like, so this is not your
- 52:44Speaker 7: last question. This is a physics question.
- 52:45Speaker 3: Is it physics?
- 52:46Speaker 7: Okay, I'm listening to Okay, so the question is now like,
- 52:51Speaker 7: okay it uh they say, oh, stars they explode, but
- 52:56Speaker 7: we don't know that because it happened a long time ago.
- 52:58Speaker 7: And then it's coming towards us. And then I was
- 53:01Speaker 7: listening to Neil de grasse Tyson and the way the
- 53:05Speaker 7: better thirty than I am, Okay, explain it. He was
- 53:10Speaker 7: explain it because he was saying, like, okay, let's say,
- 53:13Speaker 7: have aliens had this super uh you know, high def
- 53:18Speaker 7: telescope and it was projecting towards US and they were
- 53:21Speaker 7: like light years away and it went towards Earth that
- 53:24Speaker 7: they would see dinosaurs. Yes, how is that possible? Because
- 53:29Speaker 7: light is not physical? Okay, so it's not like being
- 53:32Speaker 7: projected out into space.
- 53:34Speaker 3: I think that's the problem. That's the problem right there.
- 53:36Speaker 3: Light is physical. It is made of photons. So there's
- 53:41Speaker 3: actual like pieces of fiber like what Okay, that's that
- 53:47Speaker 3: has been the am I high right now, it makes
- 53:49Speaker 3: no sense. That has been the That was the big
- 53:52Speaker 3: question one hundred something years ago was are there little
- 53:56Speaker 3: pieces like meneseta, the little molecules actual matter?
- 53:59Speaker 4: Right? That are they are?
- 54:00Speaker 3: They are blasting towards you that like like you'd have
- 54:03Speaker 3: with physical matter or even with sound waves, which is
- 54:06Speaker 3: the matter of the air moving back and forth. So
- 54:09Speaker 3: that was the big question. Is is it actual little chunks,
- 54:11Speaker 3: these little photons or is it a wave like you
- 54:14Speaker 3: know sound wave or a matter of wave in liquid?
- 54:17Speaker 3: Well that's what they found that it again, this is
- 54:20Speaker 3: this is one hundred fifty year old physics.
- 54:21Speaker 4: Now, but this just in is.
- 54:24Speaker 3: Both those things. But yes, photons are discreete now they are.
- 54:29Speaker 3: Here's here's another thing that'll blow your mind. They are
- 54:31Speaker 3: massless like, so an electron still has mass. Okay, like
- 54:36Speaker 3: the stuff that electricity in your house still technically has mass.
- 54:38Speaker 3: It's tiny, you put like if.
- 54:39Speaker 7: I take a piece of paper and I put it
- 54:41Speaker 7: in front of the light, then there's no more light.
- 54:45Speaker 7: You know, it's not anything right, it's getting go got right.
- 54:49Speaker 7: This should have been a high school or middle school.
- 54:51Speaker 3: But okay, so yes, but that's because the photons can
- 54:55Speaker 3: be absorbed by To help me on the text here,
- 54:58Speaker 3: if I'm not explaining this properly for level that he's
- 55:00Speaker 3: going for, because something like how's he seeing dinosaurs? Well,
- 55:04Speaker 3: because the the light that reflected off of our sun
- 55:08Speaker 3: off of those dinosaurs, then then we're just reflected out
- 55:10Speaker 3: into space and it goes on forever.
- 55:13Speaker 4: Is this kind of along the lines of that not
- 55:17Speaker 4: not a philosophy like a theory. I guess that we
- 55:19Speaker 4: really don't see anything. We only see light reflecting off
- 55:23Speaker 4: of things.
- 55:24Speaker 3: Right, But what you are seeing is your you'r Those
- 55:27Speaker 3: photons are hitting the back of your retina, at the
- 55:30Speaker 3: back of your eyeball, and then and they they they
- 55:32Speaker 3: change the energy because they do have energy because obviously
- 55:35Speaker 3: you know you feel warm from the sun for insta. Yeah,
- 55:37Speaker 3: a lot of infrared heated so that that energy is
- 55:41Speaker 3: then transferred to a chemical signal on the back of
- 55:44Speaker 3: your your back of your eyeball, which then your brain
- 55:46Speaker 3: can you know process yeah, and that and that goes.
- 55:50Speaker 3: And this is where evolution comes in too.
- 55:52Speaker 4: How did that happen?
- 55:53Speaker 3: How could I see like all these colors and things. Yeah, well,
- 55:55Speaker 3: but because billions of years ago, little light receptive chemical
- 56:00Speaker 3: developed and the earliest, earliest cells harnessed or absorbed those
- 56:05Speaker 3: chemicals and use those saying oh, well there's light over there,
- 56:07Speaker 3: because you know, the early photosynthesis and things of that conture.
- 56:10Speaker 3: And I'm getting over billions of years that became more
- 56:13Speaker 3: and more complex, and the more complex you were with
- 56:15Speaker 3: every with every you know, slight genetic screw up, as
- 56:20Speaker 3: they say, the accidents that were beneficial perpetrated propagated, propagated, propagated, propagated.
- 56:26Speaker 4: So now we can see.
- 56:27Speaker 3: But I guess back to your main question.
- 56:29Speaker 7: It's like how these images is like, you know, these
- 56:31Speaker 7: old ass images is floating in the space and they
- 56:33Speaker 7: just can't if they have a super powerful telescope, these
- 56:37Speaker 7: aliens just can't see what's curently happening on Earth.
- 56:40Speaker 3: Well, it's not about the powerful nest to use a
- 56:43Speaker 3: word of the of the telescope. It's about I guess,
- 56:46Speaker 3: being able to look appointed at the right thing, essentially,
- 56:49Speaker 3: because those lights, that light's going off forever and never
- 56:52Speaker 3: and ever. Now it's going to get more diffuse and
- 56:53Speaker 3: you'd have to hope it gets to the right area
- 56:55Speaker 3: at the right time. But they can't. But I guess
- 56:59Speaker 3: Menicis's second question is they can't go faster than the
- 57:03Speaker 3: speed of light. So no matter how powerful that telescope is,
- 57:06Speaker 3: no matter how much you can zoom in on exactly
- 57:08Speaker 3: where the Earth or was at that time by the
- 57:11Speaker 3: way it was, because we keep moving around. That's one
- 57:13Speaker 3: of the big things about time travel. People say, well,
- 57:16Speaker 3: if the DeLorean, how the DeLorean would not only have
- 57:19Speaker 3: to go back to nineteen fifty five or whatever, it
- 57:21Speaker 3: would have to go back to where the Earth was
- 57:23Speaker 3: in the universe. And a lot of time travel, you know,
- 57:29Speaker 3: science fiction doesn't even take it into account anyway, pointing,
- 57:33Speaker 3: how's this not keeping you up at night? Because once
- 57:35Speaker 3: you learn because he understands that, because once you listen
- 57:38Speaker 3: and learn a little bit, Yeah, you figured that out.
- 57:40Speaker 3: Now here's something that I didn't even think about until recently.
- 57:43Speaker 3: And you want to this is going to take you
- 57:44Speaker 3: to the next level menace. Okay, am I gonna freak out?
- 57:47Speaker 4: Yeah? Alright.
- 57:48Speaker 3: So the light that that alien would see that was
- 57:51Speaker 3: bounced off that dinosaur one hundred million years ago, that
- 57:55Speaker 3: light that touched the dinosaur, and that same photon, little
- 57:58Speaker 3: we'll call it, for the sake of a argument, pack
- 58:00Speaker 3: of the light. Yeah, that light doesn't know that any
- 58:03Speaker 3: time has moved whatsoever. As far as that photon, that
- 58:07Speaker 3: little piece of light is concerned. It is the exact same.
- 58:12Speaker 3: It doesn't even know that time exists. It's the exact
- 58:14Speaker 3: it's always everywhere. Wait, so you think that piece of
- 58:16Speaker 3: light is a living thing, like.
- 58:21Speaker 4: If you were going to call it, like if you
- 58:23Speaker 4: were to call it a thing like a unit of light.
- 58:26Speaker 3: It doesn't know the difference between any period of time.
- 58:28Speaker 3: It thinks it's all happening at once.
- 58:30Speaker 4: It's just omnipresent, right, omni.
- 58:33Speaker 3: It's the fastest thing in the universe, So it doesn't
- 58:36Speaker 3: it doesn't really understand distances, understands very loosely here.
- 58:40Speaker 4: Obviously, it's hard to turn that stuff off in your
- 58:42Speaker 4: brain menace. Like when I were in college and I
- 58:44Speaker 4: took astronomy, it would keep me up at night. I'm like,
- 58:47Speaker 4: like the stars, Like the.
- 58:49Speaker 3: Stars don't even exist anymore or for all we.
- 58:52Speaker 4: Know everything we see at night and we look up
- 58:54Speaker 4: into the sky and see for all we know, they're
- 58:57Speaker 4: already gone keep on.
- 59:00Speaker 3: But we can we can guess pretty well that they're
- 59:03Speaker 3: still there or when they will disappear, because we can
- 59:05Speaker 3: look around and see different versions of them and say, oh,
- 59:09Speaker 3: this has this energy? Which is has this star ever
- 59:12Speaker 3: disappeared in our lifetime?
- 59:13Speaker 4: Right? Like is the Big Dipper different now than it
- 59:16Speaker 4: was before? Like the handles?
- 59:19Speaker 2: Like has it?
- 59:19Speaker 9: Though?
- 59:20Speaker 3: Really sort of yes, if you look at look at
- 59:23Speaker 3: the well, this is gonna because I UK so you know.
- 59:26Speaker 7: Fun fact, I get high and I go in my
- 59:28Speaker 7: backyard and I take one of those apps with my
- 59:30Speaker 7: iPhone and like look around at the different stars and
- 59:33Speaker 7: see what they uh what they are? Yeah, but I
- 59:37Speaker 7: did wonder that, like has the star disappeared in our lifetime?
- 59:40Speaker 3: So yes, technically because I look up gravitational waves and
- 59:45Speaker 3: you could you can literally spend the rest of your
- 59:46Speaker 3: life and you wouldn't get through half the knowledge on
- 59:48Speaker 3: this stuff. It's really interesting. So gravitational waves happened, and
- 59:53Speaker 3: we didn't even we didn't even really first detect them
- 59:55Speaker 3: until a number of pretty recently in history. They were
- 59:59Speaker 3: They were hypothesized by Albert Einstein. They happen when there
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: is such a huge mass like either coming together exploding,
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: things like stars dying or neutron stars crashing into black holes.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: That not being precise on this, but things like stars
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: dying have such mass and they create such a energy
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: when that happens that they actually are able to wave
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: or ripple through gravity. But it's such a tiny, tiny,
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: tiny detectable thing that we've made these big underground like
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: detectors for it. I think there's one in Alabama and
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: one maybe in.
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: Italy to check.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Because it's so they have to you have to shield
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: these things from all like trucks and all kinds of energy.
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: So technically we have observed the byproducts of stars being
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: destroyed in our lifetime.
- 1:00:46Speaker 7: Yes, were damn and all this in greg You're still
- 1:00:52Speaker 7: no aliens exist?
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: No, how is that a thing?
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: I've never said that they don't exist. I'm saying they
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: might exist for all we know.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: Obama just said they did.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: For all we know there are one hundred planet Earth,
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: how about a million planet earths with people drinking coke
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: watch it using an iPhone, will never know about it,
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: and they've never been here. Ever, that.
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: Well, here's here's another thing they might make you kind
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: of sad. Actually, that's called the Fermi paradox, meaning that
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: there are trillions and trillions of stars and galaxies and
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: so on, so and they're infinite right right Essentially what
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: is essentially infinite, So there has to have been something
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: like life, either in the past or in the future
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: or right now where we are. Here's the problem because
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: of how life, the molecules that make up life, to
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: the best of our knowledge, they don't list, they don't
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: last long enough, and they're too susceptible to things like
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: outer space radiation to survive the distance like we can
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: get to Mars. But for us to get out of
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: our Solar system, even with any kind of technology, we can,
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: you know, we can nuclear fusion for us to even
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: get out and get to like Alpha Centauri or whatever
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: that's you know, however, any like you, I've never even
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: heard of that one that would take even at the
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: best physical like the limits of physics are what keep
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: us in our solar system. So anything that is life
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: or life like is going to have the same problems
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: that we have. So you could maybe you can maybe
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: like maybe like a radio signal could perhaps get to
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: us someday. But actual physical beings unless they unless they've
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: really bent the fabric of physics in a ways, we
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: can't think they could in an interstellar way.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: That's what I've always said too, that these aliens that
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: people think have come to Earth, just because they're aliens,
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: they can defy the laws of physics. You never know,
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: because when we go to Mars, we have to we
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: have to go buy Mars' rules. We can't just be like, well,
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: we're from Earth, we're from far away, therefore the conditions
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: on Mars don't matter.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: We're dummy.
- 1:02:52Speaker 6: Is they could be like far superiors?
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: That's possible. You have to have seen ancient aliens, have you.
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: They've been around Hell long, that's true, to have some
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: sort of just insane by our logic anyway, or our
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: stretch of the imagination, ways that you get around the
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: laws or bend the laws of physics for that to happen.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: Why do I feel both smarter and dumber right now,
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: because and why.
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: Did you and s best say, Oh, this is first
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: grade level, so you're talking about mass and light.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like turkeys with my hand. This is high school,
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: high school stuff about the speed life speed of light.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: High school.
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: Saying that they would see dinosaurs. I think we learned
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: in second grade.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: Well, I'll say this, you guys are writing is a
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: great point because we talk about this a lot when
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: it comes to like people talk about five G and stuff.
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: Is the average person doesn't understand that the light packets
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: the menace is talking about hitting off the dinosaurs is
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: the same thing that's coming out of the well. Used
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: to be radio transmitters now Wi Fi transmitters, which is
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: the same thing as five G essentially, which is the
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: same thing as your microwave, which is the same thing
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: as you're tanning bed. It's all photons, it's all electromatic
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: radiation of a different uh energy or frequency depending on
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: which use. And they use it for mind control, right yeah, people,
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: And that's why forked stick to our skin. So I
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: think that that sort of common knowledge just isn't out there,
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: or else people would like throw away like all these
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: five G people, which I still say to this day,
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: you know, yelling and screaming about stuff. They'd be like, oh,
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: that's that's.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: Just that's the reason why there's no cell service in
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: my neighborhood because everyone's afraid of five G and they
- 1:04:29Speaker 6: went around knocking on doors having people sign a petition.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: And it's also menace and well this would be more
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: for a wood It's also while we don't have widespread
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: nuclear power because yep, Jackass, Jane Fond and Semi yeah.
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: Hero Greg.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because we have.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: We do have a scientific illiteracy that it turns into
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: fear modering and.
- 1:04:56Speaker 6: Squeezed nuclear energy.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: I did a college paper on that out. Nuclear is
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: the cleanest and safest it is. It's just got terrible.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: Poll have fusion pretty soon, right, damn I need it.
- 1:05:07Speaker 7: Well, thank you ce Bass for explaining. I know there's
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: I mean, I'm still not going to sleep at night
- 1:05:11Speaker 7: because I'm gonna try to figure this all out.
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: Details.
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: Feel free to text in men men if you figured
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: it out, you let us know.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: I will.
- 1:05:19Speaker 10: I will.
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a trip, man.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: More Woody shows coming up now. Show will be right
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: back we've reached that time of the week on the
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: Woody Show. That's one of my all time favorites, and
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: that would be our dumb ass contest, the d.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: U i q i Q correct people. Yeah, the d
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: u i Q was played by I go out and
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: I find somebody on the street who's very drunk, and
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: and I asked them some very easy trivia questions. Now
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: you play the u i Q by not answering those
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: same trivia questions. You know the answer, child knows the answer.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: You play the d u i Q by guessing whether
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: the drunk person one of the answered. If you can
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: guess correctly two times out of three, you win. And
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: of course you don't have to guess about Menace and Sammy,
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: but they're here in the room for us to provide
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: maybe a reference point of sobriety slash something else.
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: I think they're both kind of been on the roll lately.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe it's not too bad. We haven't had
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: a full skunking in a while. It's called crushing it.
- 1:06:22Speaker 8: Yeah, And I had a listener tell me that she
- 1:06:25Speaker 8: takes bets at work and has won a lot of
- 1:06:27Speaker 8: money off of me u i Q.
- 1:06:30Speaker 6: So I'm smart.
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: Well, our contestant today is going to be Cynthia. You
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: would say hi to Cynthia if we can. If the
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: left fulange is work all right?
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: While they're working on that sea best work?
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Do you usually like get these drunks my favorite drunks?
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: Are you know?
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: It's the easiest, I should say our bar districts with
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: a lot of walking around them. You know, like people say, oh,
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: you need to go to like the pool parties in Vegas.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Well that's tough to do because you have to get
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: inside and you whip out a microphone in or a
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: camera and they don't like that too. Gets a little
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: yeah right, so yeah, you know any place where there's
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: you know a little strip of bars people walking around easy.
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: Do we have the phones working, Cynthia? Are you there.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: On the phone? She didn't be guessing whether our drunk,
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: whose name is Ruth, gets these answers. And I ran
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: into Ruth out at one of those bar districts you
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: were talking about their menace and she was out with
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: her boyfriend, gonna tell me about that and what she's
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: had to drink?
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: What have you had a drink this evening?
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Well, we had.
- 1:07:40Speaker 10: We had different drinks but we had different drinks but
- 1:07:47Speaker 10: mostly beer.
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: Did your boyfriend bring you out here on vacation?
- 1:07:52Speaker 10: We're trying to like see it new new new places,
- 1:07:55Speaker 10: new stop.
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Would you guys be maybe making a baby denight? Do
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: you think today?
- 1:08:00Speaker 10: I don't know a baby tonight, but of course in
- 1:08:03Speaker 10: a couple of years for very precascious.
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: Very precious, of course to be pious in a couple
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: of years. I don't want a babby. Yeah, that's Ruth,
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: nice loving Ruth.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: We'll go with triple no. All right, So question number
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: one for the U I Q for very precascious.
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: We know that, all right?
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: What organ does a baby chest state? In the human body?
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: Does a baby chest date? Yes, chest ate? That's our
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: long line of women's health reproductive health question.
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: Yes, I think I'm going triple no on this.
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: Really Yeah, I want to give Sammy more credit. I'm
- 1:08:47Speaker 6: gonna say yes to Sammy, know to menace, and no
- 1:08:50Speaker 6: matter how precausious Ruth is, I'm gonna say no to
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: her testating Ruth.
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: Yeah no, all right, Okay, let's find out.
- 1:09:01Speaker 6: Did Cynthia guess?
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Yeah, Cynthia, she's gonna get right.
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: No to Ruth.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: No, Okay, no, In what organ does a baby gestate
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: in the human body?
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: Start us on this. I'm going with the womb.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: Womb?
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: What would maybe like that's not an organ, that's not
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: an organ name? Oh uh, the placenta, the uterus? Look
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: at that?
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: Oh damn the youths. I forgot about that. All right,
- 1:09:36Speaker 7: Let's see if Ruth gets.
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: It in what organ does a baby gestate in the
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: human body?
- 1:09:42Speaker 7: In? Though?
- 1:09:45Speaker 10: Toops?
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: What tubes?
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: Tubs?
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: It sounded like she said, love tubes and then you're
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: going to have an emergency doctor's appointment if it's in
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: the vaginal tubes.
- 1:09:58Speaker 9: Cynthia's got one right so far yep.
- 1:10:00Speaker 7: Okay, so out of mine, the the womb, the placenta
- 1:10:05Speaker 7: are the vaginal tubes?
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: Who was the closest The womb is another word for
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: that area, the uterus. That's not the name of the organ.
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: Ok right, But I mean you were on the right track, Yeah, alright, right.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Question number two on the d U i Q name
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: a pair of US states with a north and a
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: south version.
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: Come on, okay, this is uh in the room. Okay,
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: yes to NEAs, Yes to Sammy, Ruth.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: Ru's a wild card, man.
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: I'm gonna say no to Ruth.
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: I am piggybacking on Greg. Yes to Sammy and Menace.
- 1:10:41Speaker 6: No to Pracassious Ruth.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: All right, what about you, Cynthia.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna say no.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: All right, trips, no, name a pair of US states
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: with a north and a south version.
- 1:10:55Speaker 9: I guess we can start with Sammy here, but I
- 1:10:57Speaker 9: put North Dakota in South Dakota.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: Any other ones say well, let let us go first.
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, North Carolina, take your shirt off, South Carolina.
- 1:11:11Speaker 7: Y job, got it, thank you?
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: Okay, but what.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: About a pair of US states with a north and
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: a south version.
- 1:11:20Speaker 10: New York in California, and as well be where we
- 1:11:27Speaker 10: come from, which is Texas.
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: Yes, that was exactly the answer I was hoping for
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: New York, New York, California and Texas.
- 1:11:36Speaker 7: You're thrown off because a lot of people refer to
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: northern California and southern California.
- 1:11:41Speaker 6: I mean, we all figured it out.
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: Yeah, the one New York and Texas, you know, upstate Texas.
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: That's pretty easy. That was pretty easy for Cynthia.
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: Yah, yay, thank you so much.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: But we still have a third question. Yes to know,
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: let's just.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: Play for fun, just for fun.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: What is the name of any of the robot characters
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: in the Star Wars series?
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: Oh, Roadblots, questions? Now Menace be Love and Roblots?
- 1:12:12Speaker 6: Yeah, and is this just pop culture enough for Sammy
- 1:12:15Speaker 6: to just be like, of course.
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: Yeah, and she was okay, yes to Sammy.
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: I have a reason why because they were in a
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: Hallmark movie recently.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: Yeah, Love and Space, and then yes to Menace and
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: no to Ruth.
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: Correct. I do think that is one hundred percent how
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: it's going to go down.
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: Interesting, men Do you think Ruth will know it?
- 1:12:35Speaker 14: Uh?
- 1:12:36Speaker 6: No, not at all, Sammy. Nope.
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: All right, well let's find out.
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: Well, let's find out with Menace.
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: Well let's say me go first, what is.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: The name of any of the robot characters in the
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: Star Wars series?
- 1:12:48Speaker 9: I mean, can I name more than one EB eight
- 1:12:51Speaker 9: C three, PO R two D two?
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: Hell yeah, yes, I knew you'd know that because you
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: were late to life Star Wars.
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: Fan, and because they have the rides at Disneyland.
- 1:13:01Speaker 7: Also, you know what, shouts to sam because I totally
- 1:13:04Speaker 7: forgot about BB eight, so she got more than me.
- 1:13:08Speaker 7: I only got the old school ones. And then uh,
- 1:13:10Speaker 7: C three PO. You know, there was a guy in
- 1:13:12Speaker 7: the suit and one time I was working on a
- 1:13:14Speaker 7: TV station. We're doing an interview. He pauses the interview
- 1:13:17Speaker 7: says that he wants to go outside and watch the sunset,
- 1:13:20Speaker 7: and then we had to we had to redo the
- 1:13:22Speaker 7: interview again, Like what a weirdo.
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: Fun fact nature lover. I guess if I were given
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: the opportunity to interview the actor behind C three PO,
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: let him pause the interview to go watch the sunset,
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: and the point that I'm taking that interview, there's not
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: a lot going on. Yeah, all right, let's see if
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: Ruth got it.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: What is the name of any of the robot characters
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: in the Star Wars series?
- 1:13:48Speaker 10: What is this name? Oh? The Star Wars name in
- 1:13:51Speaker 10: the series Robots, the robots, Penoby.
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: Pocchi, something kind of wars.
- 1:14:02Speaker 7: Really.
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: Oh that was satisfying, Sammy.
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: I think you made somebody some money to the Yeah,
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: got all three. Nice man, it's two out of three.
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: I am not that everybody feeling so good about them.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: So this is a good day.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: So smart, and.
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: Congrats to Cynthia for winning the d u IQ as well.
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: So call sports with the Geeve.
- 1:14:22Speaker 14: Jeff Cush, Good morning, Jeff g Good morning, and Happy
- 1:14:27Speaker 14: Friday Morning Show. Another crazy sequence at the end of
- 1:14:30Speaker 14: the Lakers Suns game last night.
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: Listen to this with Saffern Alan working on.
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: Luca Alan all the way, kick corner, hold cross Court,
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: oh Regei's a great look.
- 1:14:47Speaker 7: Down.
- 1:14:48Speaker 14: Lakers had a chance, but Austin Reeves missed it. They
- 1:14:51Speaker 14: come up short again. Purple and Gold have lost three
- 1:14:53Speaker 14: in a row. Luca had forty one in the loss.
- 1:14:56Speaker 14: Lakers and Warriors tomorrow. Clippers lost to the Tea last
- 1:15:00Speaker 14: night by sixteen. Clippers and Pelicans on Sunday. Baseball Dodgers
- 1:15:04Speaker 14: are still undefeated. They got the hated the Giants today
- 1:15:07Speaker 14: at twelve noon. Angels beat the Cubs yesterday, Angels and
- 1:15:10Speaker 14: Reds today. NHL Kings got blown out by the Oilers
- 1:15:14Speaker 14: eight to one. Kings and Flames tomorrow, Ducks and Jets
- 1:15:17Speaker 14: tonight down in Anaheim, and Ducks and Flames on Sunday.
- 1:15:20Speaker 14: College hoops. The Women's Big Ten champion UCLA Bruins play
- 1:15:25Speaker 14: USC on Sunday. MLS LAFC in Houston tomorrow, and LA
- 1:15:29Speaker 14: Galaxy host Charlotte tomorrow at Dignity Health Arena.
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: And finding this morning.
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: What the show.
- 1:15:35Speaker 14: The Atlanta Hawks of the NBA are having a special
- 1:15:38Speaker 14: night honoring the legendary Atlanta strip club Magic City. Now
- 1:15:43Speaker 14: they're calling it, in quotes, a local cultural institution night.
- 1:15:47Speaker 14: I'm here for it no matter what you call it,
- 1:15:49Speaker 14: because you know, Magic City is an institution in Atlanta.
- 1:15:54Speaker 14: So here's what I'm suggesting, the Lakers and the Clippers.
- 1:15:57Speaker 14: We gotta do the same. Man.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: Let's honor Sam's Hawk brow either the crypto dot com
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- 1:16:03Speaker 14: I mean, they are legendary, right, so I've heard i'mg
- 1:16:06Speaker 14: and that's just so cal sports.
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: Thank you, Jack. We are back on the Woody Show
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: on a Friday, which is rippable. I told you guys
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: that I spit on my own shirt while peeing at
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: the urinal, which is your weirdo. So now, in the
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: spirit of confessing things, I gotta confess that I think
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: I'm relapsing. I'm back on eminem. I was at the
- 1:16:36Speaker 4: store and I saw, oh man, the party size bag
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: is on so good.
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: How many do you meet it a time?
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: Well, I started with the party size, then I went
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: down to the family size, and then I let myself
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: eat I can't even venture a guess, but a few
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: handfuls sh because I do three at a time. I
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: put three in my hand, just pop good, and then
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: another three and then another until I get sick of them,
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: which is very It's a long it's a long time,
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: so I gotta get on this. Well.
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: I'll tell you this though.
- 1:17:15Speaker 7: Since I started taking weight loss drugs, which I've been
- 1:17:18Speaker 7: doing for about a year and a half, I have
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: become addicted to peanut m and ms.
- 1:17:22Speaker 10: But just like.
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: I don't go overboard like you and get a tough
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: thats a title of a large group, and yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: I don't.
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not buying the family pack and you can
- 1:17:34Speaker 7: buy a special jar just to hold them. And I've
- 1:17:36Speaker 7: become addicted to Coke zero like I pound coke zeros.
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: I love them.
- 1:17:40Speaker 7: But there's something I have to share with you, guys,
- 1:17:42Speaker 7: I want to reveal when it comes to the weight
- 1:17:45Speaker 7: loss drugs again. But taking them a year and a
- 1:17:48Speaker 7: half and I haven't had any like any issues at all.
- 1:17:52Speaker 7: But I've noticed something and this has happened to me
- 1:17:55Speaker 7: twice in it recently affected everybody in the room. I've
- 1:17:59Speaker 7: noticed that if I take my shot later in the day,
- 1:18:04Speaker 7: but earlier that day, I ate some Mexican food. Oh no,
- 1:18:09Speaker 7: I'll get these burps that will last like three or
- 1:18:14Speaker 7: four days.
- 1:18:14Speaker 6: Yes, say, almost fell on the floors, been an issue.
- 1:18:19Speaker 8: And there was one morning that came in for you
- 1:18:21Speaker 8: last sick, but you were the whole time, and I
- 1:18:25Speaker 8: didn't say anything because I was concerned for you.
- 1:18:27Speaker 9: But it has continued to happen.
- 1:18:29Speaker 7: Yeah, and it will last four days almost maybe a week.
- 1:18:32Speaker 7: And it's happened twice.
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: But specifically with Mexican food. Mexican food. Okay, so I've
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: pinpointed it.
- 1:18:38Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, I need to do the shot at
- 1:18:41Speaker 7: four before or I eat Mexican food. I don't know
- 1:18:46Speaker 7: why because and it wasn't like I had the same
- 1:18:49Speaker 7: type of Mexican food. The first time it happened to me,
- 1:18:51Speaker 7: I had tacos. The second time it happened to me,
- 1:18:54Speaker 7: I had enchiladas.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: I don't know the choices.
- 1:18:57Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what on the side idead maybe yeah,
- 1:19:03Speaker 7: maybe the beans or something like that.
- 1:19:05Speaker 9: But and these burps sitting like a fart would, Yeah.
- 1:19:09Speaker 7: They taste they taste like ass too, Like yeah, I
- 1:19:14Speaker 7: don't I don't know what the issue is there, but
- 1:19:16Speaker 7: I'll say this again. Even that's the only issue I
- 1:19:19Speaker 7: personally have had with these weight loss drugs. They have
- 1:19:22Speaker 7: definitely changed my life sixty five pounds down.
- 1:19:24Speaker 6: People do say, yeah, I love them too, and people
- 1:19:27Speaker 6: do say I haven't experienced this, but in general they
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: burnt more because you know your digestion is slower. Yeah,
- 1:19:33Speaker 6: but I think at some point some brave salt not me,
- 1:19:37Speaker 6: would have to do a smell test between a Sammy
- 1:19:40Speaker 6: fart and a Menace burp and just really put this
- 1:19:43Speaker 6: matter to bed.
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: Well, I didn't smell the menace burp I heard.
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: I spelled it myself. It was so bad.
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: I was happy not to smell it. But Sammy I
- 1:19:53Speaker 4: thought was going to start crying.
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: She was not well, she was green.
- 1:19:57Speaker 6: It was lingering.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: It was right there.
- 1:20:00Speaker 7: But I know every event that I go to or
- 1:20:02Speaker 7: online and stuff like that, people ask me about the
- 1:20:05Speaker 7: way loss drugs. So if people have questions, keep on
- 1:20:08Speaker 7: hitting me up because I would love to share my
- 1:20:11Speaker 7: journey with you. I'm a strong supporter and everything I've
- 1:20:15Speaker 7: learned menace.
- 1:20:15Speaker 6: After all this time, I am now officially teamed.
- 1:20:18Speaker 7: Zeph Yeahite so like, yeah, there's zeb bound, which is
- 1:20:22Speaker 7: the name brand, and then Tetite.
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: Which is the actual ingredient drugs. So yeah, if you
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: don't get zep down, at least get that. Yeah, because
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: that I found the most effective.
- 1:20:32Speaker 6: Well, and that's because we're obviously experts. I think that's
- 1:20:35Speaker 6: the g LP two. The Semo glue Tide is a
- 1:20:39Speaker 6: g LP one. Yeah, so the zepp works a little
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: better for some people.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: It's harder.
- 1:20:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: Yeah, So just you know, steer clear than burts. Well,
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: don't eat Mexican food and then take your shot, yeah exactly,
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: lay off the beans.
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: Yeah, and send me to rehab.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: I'm going more so we can share.
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: Can we just put a.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: Shot collar on you?
- 1:20:58Speaker 6: I know, I need a ring doorbell camera.
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: That fases you in a shop, come beyond.
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: We recently talked about fat Gory, which was what three
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: years ago.
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: Less than that.
- 1:21:08Speaker 6: Never got to see fat.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Oh god, never again, never again.
- 1:21:12Speaker 13: You had chipmunk cheek and you would squeeze him and
- 1:21:16Speaker 13: we always would say, you can't picture that, and we
- 1:21:17Speaker 13: would always say he was the skinny one.
- 1:21:21Speaker 4: Remember those days. No Woody Show text in It's the
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: Woody Show. Everybody here on a Friday, except for Woody.
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: He's back next week. Right now, we're going to cover
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: a topic that I'm very curious about.
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: Yeah, this has no doubt affected every single person. And
- 1:21:44Speaker 6: thank goodness for this king among men, this guy I
- 1:21:48Speaker 6: found I guess who found me? Targeted algorithm on Instagram
- 1:21:52Speaker 6: who was a PSA for all the guys out there
- 1:21:55Speaker 6: who wanted you a little like flying a girl out
- 1:21:57Speaker 6: for the weekend, having her stay with you, had doing
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: like a little hookup weekend.
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: At which Greg did with a guy too could be got.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: This is for everybody could guide. Thank you.
- 1:22:08Speaker 6: Please listen to this man and take his advice.
- 1:22:11Speaker 15: If you are flying her out, remember she needs privacy
- 1:22:14Speaker 15: to go. She's gonna be running the faucet, the shower
- 1:22:17Speaker 15: and playing music just the fart. So you got to
- 1:22:19Speaker 15: go to the store, randomigo, get something from go, get
- 1:22:22Speaker 15: gas or something. You need time to where she is
- 1:22:24Speaker 15: alone for you know, thirty minutes. As soon as you
- 1:22:28Speaker 15: shut the door, she's running. Some women don't honestly give
- 1:22:30Speaker 15: a damn, And that's fine because we're human, we all adults,
- 1:22:33Speaker 15: but like some women definitely be a little you know,
- 1:22:36Speaker 15: shy about that. So if you fly ground. Don't be
- 1:22:38Speaker 15: bonded to the hip with her trying to take every
- 1:22:40Speaker 15: shower with her. I don't know, give her privacy.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: He's a king. Protect this man at all costs. He
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: gets it. Well, okay, besides the fact that women are
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: don't poove, Yes he does, he does. He does raise
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: a good point that you should give them an out.
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: Ideally you have like a if you live in a house, obviously,
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: then there's no like downstairs lobby area.
- 1:23:03Speaker 4: Or anything that.
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: Love the lobby.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: Yeah, the lobby, which for a hotel, Yes, that that
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: should be the case for all men and women. You
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: got the lobby, you got the pool of the gym,
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: whatever's downstairs. Yeah, you find you what coming to your home? Right?
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: Then what do you do?
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: I like how he made suggestions like go get gas,
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: go do something.
- 1:23:24Speaker 4: When she's gonna have to go, I'm you assume, like you.
- 1:23:28Speaker 6: Know, like you get up in the morning, maybe like
- 1:23:30Speaker 6: an hour later, be like, well, I'm gonna go guess
- 1:23:32Speaker 6: up the car.
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: You chill, you just emo she just had a huge
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: plate of eggs or something. Yeah, yeah, about a half
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: hour after the coffee. I would think though she would
- 1:23:42Speaker 3: fake it and just like oh, I'm gonna take a
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: shower and then.
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: Yeah, then yeah, but that's why he said, like, don't
- 1:23:49Speaker 6: try to take every shower with her, like, just get that,
- 1:23:52Speaker 6: Like everybody's gotta go, right, you know, stop trying to
- 1:23:55Speaker 6: keep it sexy every you know, every.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: Second of etiquette. Sure, that's the thing you should be doing.
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: But menas mine ever matter, it works, doesn't it.
- 1:24:03Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: I mean Greg and I are pretty much like Gandhi
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: and we can you.
- 1:24:09Speaker 15: Have to.
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: It depends on the time and place. I have shared
- 1:24:12Speaker 4: a hotel room with Menace before and we were honest.
- 1:24:16Speaker 4: We just said, look, we have to make a poop
- 1:24:18Speaker 4: schedule and when the time comes, the other person has
- 1:24:22Speaker 4: to look.
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: But like, because you guys are mind over matter, could
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: you adhere to your schedule or was it just like
- 1:24:27Speaker 6: ever an emergency?
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: Yeah, if I really wanted to, I could definitely go
- 1:24:31Speaker 7: deep in the brain chambers and suppress it for a
- 1:24:35Speaker 7: very long time.
- 1:24:36Speaker 4: Right, especially at work when you just tell yourself.
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: I'm at work, I'm not a baby. I don't need
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: to go poop.
- 1:24:41Speaker 9: You know, as we know, I'm not like that. If
- 1:24:44Speaker 9: I have to go, I have to go, no matter
- 1:24:46Speaker 9: what the situation is.
- 1:24:47Speaker 8: And I've been in situations with everyone in this room
- 1:24:50Speaker 8: where I've had to go to the bathroom and announce
- 1:24:52Speaker 8: to the room, like if you have to go, go now,
- 1:24:54Speaker 8: because I'm about to blow it up.
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: I do not have an option.
- 1:24:57Speaker 9: So that's my courtesy is letting you know that this
- 1:25:01Speaker 9: is about to happen.
- 1:25:02Speaker 6: Okay, so you're still fairly newish in your relationship, but
- 1:25:05Speaker 6: at the very beginning, how did you handle it with
- 1:25:09Speaker 6: Steamboat Willie?
- 1:25:10Speaker 9: I went to the bathroom and I had to go.
- 1:25:11Speaker 6: Did you make an announcement about it?
- 1:25:13Speaker 9: I did not make an announcement, and I just opened
- 1:25:17Speaker 9: the window in the bathroom.
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: Yeah, gotta have it.
- 1:25:19Speaker 9: And then I just hoped that he didn't walk in.
- 1:25:21Speaker 8: But if he ever, if he was going to go
- 1:25:24Speaker 8: into the bathroom right after me, I would have told
- 1:25:26Speaker 8: him so that it's not awkward and like he walks
- 1:25:28Speaker 8: in and smells it, and then.
- 1:25:30Speaker 5: What do you do?
- 1:25:31Speaker 9: I would have warned him.
- 1:25:32Speaker 6: If I'm looking for an apartment, a house rent or buyer,
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: doesn't matter if that bathroom doesn't have a window, We're
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: not this is not the place. You got to have
- 1:25:40Speaker 6: a window.
- 1:25:41Speaker 7: Yes, I have a guest bathroom and I have a
- 1:25:45Speaker 7: little thing of pooperri on the top, but I don't
- 1:25:48Speaker 7: think people even know know how you even use that stuff,
- 1:25:51Speaker 7: or they forget about it after Yeah, its like a
- 1:25:55Speaker 7: little layer.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: That it puts water like an oil slick and then
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: a catch it. Yeah. Well yeah, that's the other thing
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: to on the other side, you should be taking. This
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: is prison rules. By the way, that as soon as
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: that first deposit hits, you're flushing.
- 1:26:10Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you continue to as doesn't really make
- 1:26:13Speaker 6: a difference.
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: Well, because it's all about how long has that thing
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: been exposed to the air, which the particles get released
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: off of it. Now, the poopyri okay whatever, let's say
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: it does the film. It's not that it makes a
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: film over the water. The water does the is its
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: own film. It's just it has a little scent to it.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: And yeah, that's why Greg and I would not last
- 1:26:33Speaker 3: in prison, Like if we had a poop in front.
- 1:26:35Speaker 6: It's not the shivings, it's not the getting beat up.
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: No, it'd be it's schedule.
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: The only answer would be suicide. You look at the
- 1:26:44Speaker 4: cell and what's right there in front of everybody.
- 1:26:47Speaker 6: Totally and a lot of these prisons it's just bars,
- 1:26:50Speaker 6: there's no door, so you're just like, hey, guys, we're
- 1:26:52Speaker 6: down there some fun in the multipurpose room.
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: How do they do it?
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: So let's say you're on the other side of this
- 1:26:57Speaker 3: and the person isn't conscious or having thought this out,
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: and you don't. Let's say, Greg, someone flies you in
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: for a romantic weekend get away and you realize that
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: they're not making you, they're not leaving. What's your move?
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: Then you're looking for I'm going to run an errand?
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I think I would run the errand and
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: then find a public bathroom or something like that, or
- 1:27:18Speaker 4: maybe ask them to go get something like, Hey, I'm
- 1:27:21Speaker 4: from out of town. I'm not familiar with the geography.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: Can you please go get me a coffee?
- 1:27:27Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: After oh, I forgot my aftershave brand?
- 1:27:31Speaker 9: Right, But then what if you had a menace who's like, oh,
- 1:27:33Speaker 9: just door dash.
- 1:27:33Speaker 7: It now, sea beast, I don't have the right one.
- 1:27:40Speaker 6: You're quite the slayer of ladies. Now have you ever
- 1:27:44Speaker 6: flown a woman in?
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: And are you this courteous? Well, yes, yes to both
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: of course. Now I'm fortunate in that I've always pretty
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: much had apartment style stuff so that makes it easier.
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: But I was just thinking about this with my new
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: place is you have to have you have to have
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: my phone to get anywhere around, so I can't give
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: her a key to go down the store, so which
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: means she would really and we don't have a lobby
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: bathroom you are, this is prison.
- 1:28:14Speaker 6: How could you do this to her?
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: Well I haven't. I haven't done it to anybody yet,
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: have been there for a little bit, but I have
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: thought about, Oh, what am I gonna do?
- 1:28:22Speaker 7: Can you set up like a zipline situation from the
- 1:28:24Speaker 7: balcony down to It's a good.
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: Point you're gonna have to do with this. Guy said,
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: you're gonna have to leave offer to go get something. Yeah,
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: but then you're gonna leave somebody in there. Well then
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: you shouldn't fly her in if you think there's nothing
- 1:28:37Speaker 3: of value, that isn't safe place. But gun isn't that
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: on the wall? Oh that's a good point. I light
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: a match light a flame thrower.
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: Do people light matches anymore? Is that like old times matches?
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: The best thing I think is Samy, a big trader
- 1:28:54Speaker 4: Joe's fan. They have these little sprays and there's one
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: that's lemon scented because a lot of times you try
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: to use air freshener or something, and in my opinion,
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: it makes it almost work.
- 1:29:05Speaker 6: It does now it's like poop scented eucalyptus. It like
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: weaponizes it.
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: Yeah, but the lemon spray from Trader Joe's pro tip, Okay,
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: I get that. It's not overpowering and it doesn't just
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: smell like lemony poop.
- 1:29:18Speaker 6: Okay. So for so, if everybody needs some of those
- 1:29:22Speaker 6: guys girls, doesn't matter. You be the gentleman, be the
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: late whoever the host is. It's your job to figure
- 1:29:29Speaker 6: this out, not thank you. Don't leave people of their
- 1:29:32Speaker 6: own devices. And god forbid they clogged the toilet.
- 1:29:35Speaker 3: Well.
- 1:29:35Speaker 4: I remember when Menace offered for me to stay at
- 1:29:37Speaker 4: his place way back when, when the only bathroom was
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: in the bedroom, and the minute I walked in that
- 1:29:44Speaker 4: was my first thought was like, oh God, what's the
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: bathroom situation?
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: Walked through and then I.
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: Think I woke up earlier than you and your wife,
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: and I thought, well, I got a peep, but I
- 1:29:55Speaker 4: can't just walk into their bedroom to go into the
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: bathroom it was used. And then Mari I would leave
- 1:30:00Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom.
- 1:30:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- 1:30:03Speaker 11: You you metas you had somebody over, two people over, Yeah,
- 1:30:06Speaker 11: stayed the night when they could not get directly to
- 1:30:08Speaker 11: your bathroom to the a bathroom without going through their bedroom.
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a really weird setup. It was like
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: a loft situation. So Greg, I mean, I get Greg's
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: cheap and want to pay for a hotel, but no,
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: he stayed still with me for a litt while.
- 1:30:20Speaker 4: Yeah, we're chilling for a couple of days. Yeah.
- 1:30:22Speaker 7: This when we were first moving back and getting the
- 1:30:24Speaker 7: show back together, and I moved like a month beforehand
- 1:30:28Speaker 7: before everybody else.
- 1:30:28Speaker 4: Yeah, you were here way early.
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: Yeah, so everybody kept on staying with me.
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun. And that's when I saw your TV,
- 1:30:35Speaker 4: that massive TV.
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: That's the TV that Tyler and Morgan really.
- 1:30:39Speaker 4: That's the one that I thought was like, there's there's
- 1:30:41Speaker 4: clear pictures, and I thought that one was too clear. Yeah,
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: everything look at it was filmed to the cameras.
- 1:30:46Speaker 6: You don't need to see women over forty in high daft,
- 1:30:49Speaker 6: trust me.
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: It was a trip.
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: But yeah, that was that was stressful because we never
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: made a poop schedule.
- 1:30:54Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's called the Bonding Experience Sea Bass for
- 1:30:57Speaker 7: show content. Yeah right, we can talk about the poops
- 1:30:59Speaker 7: ish were in one day.
- 1:31:02Speaker 4: Exact day here we are still talking about it. Well,
- 1:31:06Speaker 4: we talked about poop, and coming up next, I'm gonna
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: give away some crap. So this is very self serving,
- 1:31:12Speaker 4: but I think somebody might enjoy a few of the
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: items I'm giving away. I'm trying to go through the
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: home office, which has become a dumping ground. It's embarrassing.
- 1:31:22Speaker 6: It's pretty cluttered.
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: I was shocked.
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: It's horrific.
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I could say something.
- 1:31:27Speaker 4: Maybe, So I gathered up a bunch of stuff. Gina
- 1:31:31Speaker 4: glanced at it and he said, oh, look at that.
- 1:31:33Speaker 4: It's the early two thousands.
- 1:31:34Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a celebration of the late nineties.
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: Arter.
- 1:31:38Speaker 4: Some of it good, some of it not so good.
- 1:31:40Speaker 4: But you could win all of it coming up next,
- 1:31:43Speaker 4: and so you're gonna need to call us eight seven
- 1:31:45Speaker 4: seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
- 1:31:48Speaker 4: I did put a couple of things that actually kind
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: of pained me to be getting rid of, But like
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: they say, given till it hurts, So I'm giving it
- 1:31:56Speaker 4: all away to somebody who would like to take this
- 1:31:59Speaker 4: off my hands. That's next on The Woody Show.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: These messages Morgan on scale one to ten, what would
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: you give me the Woody Show?
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with six.
- 1:32:17Speaker 6: Where is that boy at there? We got up?
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: Oh so we're getting a segment ready, right?
- 1:32:23Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:32:23Speaker 3: Greg.
- 1:32:23Speaker 6: Greg has moved to a different microphone and now everyone's
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: scurrying like little chipmunks.
- 1:32:28Speaker 7: It's The Woody Show and Greg is gonna be giving
- 1:32:31Speaker 7: away a bunch of his stuff that If you want
- 1:32:32Speaker 7: a preview as we fix that, go to our Instagram
- 1:32:36Speaker 7: page on our Instagram story and you can see all
- 1:32:38Speaker 7: the things that Greg has to give away from his office.
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: And like Gina said, it's like a time capsule of
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: the early two thousand. This is a real flashback.
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: Yeah here I am. Okay, there you go. All right,
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: So you guys remember that show when Benstein's money. Oh yes,
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: this is when Greg Gory's crap. Although not all of
- 1:32:55Speaker 4: it is crap, it do tell. Some of it meant
- 1:32:59Speaker 4: a lot to me. Yeah, A lot of it was sentimental.
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: A lot of it is stuff that I almost had
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: a hard time giving away now before I reveal what
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: you're gonna win, and who wouldn't want to win this stuff.
- 1:33:12Speaker 4: There was one thing that I was gonna throw into
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: the pile and I couldn't do it. Oh and I
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: forgot I even had it. But I'm going through my
- 1:33:20Speaker 4: home office because it's a disaster area, it's become a
- 1:33:23Speaker 4: dumping ground, it's become a storage room. So I was
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: going through all the stuff that I haven't looked at
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: in years, and the plan was to kind of offload
- 1:33:30Speaker 4: all of it, either donated it or better yet, just
- 1:33:33Speaker 4: give it to somebody they might want it. I forgot
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: that I owned the entire series of The Brady Bunch
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: on DVD and it's in a retro looking box that
- 1:33:45Speaker 4: has green shag carpet on the outside of ice, and
- 1:33:48Speaker 4: then you open it up and flip through. It has
- 1:33:50Speaker 4: like little pop pump pictures and everything. I was about
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: to throw that in the pile and I couldn't.
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: I'm glad you kept that.
- 1:33:55Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was the green shag carpeting, not the
- 1:33:57Speaker 6: green AstroTurf that they pretended was.
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: It was definitely the carpeting. So we have a few categories.
- 1:34:04Speaker 4: We're going to call them movies, TVs and games. And
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: then if people don't want to win DVDs because I
- 1:34:11Speaker 4: don't know who does, I threw in some what I'm
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: calling incentive items, stuff that you might actually want, and
- 1:34:19Speaker 4: therefore you have to get all this.
- 1:34:20Speaker 3: So this is like the pork, you know, we're rolling
- 1:34:22Speaker 3: it in. This is the what do they call it?
- 1:34:24Speaker 6: The Trojan horse?
- 1:34:26Speaker 7: Yes, exactly, because there is an item in there that
- 1:34:29Speaker 7: I have a lot of questions about, Okay, because I'm like,
- 1:34:33Speaker 7: I don't know if you want to give that up
- 1:34:34Speaker 7: because I don't know what it's made out of.
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I think I know you're talking, and I'm
- 1:34:38Speaker 4: considering that an incentive itus, and I think it might
- 1:34:41Speaker 4: be worth something.
- 1:34:42Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: I don't know. But to give you an idea of
- 1:34:46Speaker 4: what you're going to be winning today, and the promotions
- 1:34:49Speaker 4: department is going to have a wonderful time mailing this
- 1:34:51Speaker 4: out in a huge box, starting with some movies on
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: Blu Ray. By the way, Oh, we've got the all
- 1:34:57Speaker 4: time greatest movie, Bride'smaids. We have another all time great
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: Pitch Perfect. We have one of my all time favorites.
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: Should have won every Oscar Bad moms, Gina, you all
- 1:35:08Speaker 4: got to see that the zombie movie World war Z.
- 1:35:13Speaker 4: Love that movie because the only scary zombies are fast.
- 1:35:17Speaker 3: Zomb Are you saying that you're such a technology technological
- 1:35:20Speaker 3: wiz these days that you don't need the DVD copies
- 1:35:22Speaker 3: of these?
- 1:35:23Speaker 4: I don't see myself ever using physical das.
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: Do you still own a DVD player?
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: Here's the thing that was going to be the greatest
- 1:35:29Speaker 4: incentive item. I have a portable DVD player the time
- 1:35:32Speaker 4: that you used to be able to take on the plane.
- 1:35:34Speaker 4: So I'm going through the closet. I see a box
- 1:35:36Speaker 4: that I wrote on there portable DVD player, and I thought,
- 1:35:39Speaker 4: oh cool, if you don't have a DVD player and
- 1:35:42Speaker 4: you're gonna win all this stuff, here's a DVD player
- 1:35:44Speaker 4: for you, take it on the road. I opened it up.
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: It was random cables in there. The hell?
- 1:35:49Speaker 3: What you got jacked?
- 1:35:51Speaker 4: This is a great movie, a single man Tom Forde
- 1:35:55Speaker 4: directorial debut. So good good luck not crying that fantastic
- 1:36:01Speaker 4: We got the og Dirty Harry with Clint Ease. They
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: get all these DVDs of the person, They're getting everything,
- 1:36:09Speaker 4: everything on the table. Then in the TV category, House
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: of Cards really complete first, second, and third seasons. We've
- 1:36:19Speaker 4: got the complete fourth season of Modern Family.
- 1:36:23Speaker 6: Wait before we keep going, are all of these purchases
- 1:36:26Speaker 6: that you're like, I've got to have this or these gifts.
- 1:36:29Speaker 4: A little of both?
- 1:36:30Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:36:31Speaker 4: Now the ones that I'm giving away that also pains
- 1:36:34Speaker 4: me to give away what they say it hurts. Yeah,
- 1:36:39Speaker 4: I have Ladies and Gentlemen, the Best of Friends, season four,
- 1:36:43Speaker 4: of Friends, season five, season six, season one, season two.
- 1:36:47Speaker 4: I have a fistful of Friends.
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: Everything that Friends man size handfuls is just.
- 1:36:54Speaker 4: Hard to pull. Winning that. We've got Nip Tuck the
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: entire love that show. We've got a few serious seasons
- 1:37:02Speaker 4: of Grey's Anatomy. We've got twenty.
- 1:37:05Speaker 6: Four with Keifer so never missed an episode.
- 1:37:08Speaker 4: We've got Will and Grace. Oh yep, so many Will
- 1:37:12Speaker 4: and Grace box sets. Back in the movie category, this
- 1:37:16Speaker 4: is pretty damn cool and I had a hard time
- 1:37:18Speaker 4: parting with this as well. But it's a metal tin
- 1:37:22Speaker 4: and it's called high School Flashback Collection all right, which
- 1:37:26Speaker 4: includes the Breakfast Clubs of Course, Weird Science, Nice, and
- 1:37:30Speaker 4: sixteen Candles. Oh yeah, in a collector's case made of tin,
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: which you.
- 1:37:35Speaker 3: Get Weird Science is one of my favorite movies.
- 1:37:39Speaker 11: You, donse, I appreciate what you're doing giving away to
- 1:37:43Speaker 11: the but did you consider employing, I mean Morgan to
- 1:37:47Speaker 11: like sell these on eBay for four or five?
- 1:37:49Speaker 10: Oh?
- 1:37:50Speaker 6: I don't think that would be worth her time.
- 1:37:51Speaker 4: I feel like this is the time to do She's not.
- 1:37:54Speaker 3: They're not going to get five bucks apiece for these.
- 1:37:56Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's what they're That's what's on. I'm
- 1:37:58Speaker 3: looking at debate right now. That's like that that that
- 1:38:00Speaker 3: the breakfast club thing there is about fifteen bucks. Wow,
- 1:38:03Speaker 3: Oh damn damn bather.
- 1:38:05Speaker 7: Okay, so real quick again, you can't see all these
- 1:38:07Speaker 7: items on our Instagram story at the Woody Show on Instagram?
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: Are these items autographed by by John Hughes or by Gregory?
- 1:38:17Speaker 4: By Matt LeBlanc, I wish In the games category, we've
- 1:38:22Speaker 4: got head bands act up. I oh, that's not it,
- 1:38:26Speaker 4: but I never played it.
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: That's that's fun.
- 1:38:27Speaker 6: Like you put the headband on your head and then
- 1:38:29Speaker 6: a card that only the only person that can't see
- 1:38:32Speaker 6: it as you and everybody else has to try and
- 1:38:36Speaker 6: tell you who you are.
- 1:38:37Speaker 4: Okay, we have LCR left Center Right.
- 1:38:39Speaker 3: Love that game. I want a ton of money with
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: that game.
- 1:38:41Speaker 4: But the reason I don't want it is because it's
- 1:38:43Speaker 4: a card version, not a dice version anyway.
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: But you do win a lot of money playing that.
- 1:38:50Speaker 4: This was my all time favorite game. Friends seen it.
- 1:38:54Speaker 4: So it has a DVD component. You put it, you
- 1:38:56Speaker 4: play clips. There's trivia questions in.
- 1:39:00Speaker 6: That. I can't believe we're getting rid of that gray.
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: It rules so hard it Yeah, I don't know. Again,
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: there's one person getting all these items?
- 1:39:09Speaker 4: Are you breaking them up? We can give it to
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: one person. Let's come crazy package worse. These I forgot
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: I had. I don't know why. I don't know where
- 1:39:20Speaker 4: I got these, but it reminded me of Sammy because
- 1:39:23Speaker 4: they're just so damn cute. A set of six Royal
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: finger puppets. You put these little finger puppets on their
- 1:39:29Speaker 4: little animals. You got like a like a lion gesture,
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: a little unit. Why do you have this?
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: I have no clue where did it come from? I
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: have no question is if someone, let's say someone brought
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: these to me at the office, they would never leave
- 1:39:44Speaker 3: the office. They would be tossed on the table downstairs
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: for free.
- 1:39:48Speaker 4: I wouldn't it's pretty.
- 1:39:49Speaker 3: This is pretty Etsy Delicious, Royal Disher and just for
- 1:39:53Speaker 3: legal purposes, No, these items are not worth twenty.
- 1:39:59Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, now we're going to moved to the incentive item.
- 1:40:01Speaker 4: So if you don't want to win a mountain of DVDs,
- 1:40:05Speaker 4: you might want to win. And this is something that
- 1:40:08Speaker 4: I thought was cool, but now I realize how ugly
- 1:40:11Speaker 4: it is. It's a candle holder, but it looks like
- 1:40:14Speaker 4: a fishbone. It's like a metal You know, there are
- 1:40:18Speaker 4: people out there in the nineties I thought, oh, that
- 1:40:21Speaker 4: would look so cool in my studio apartment.
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: I'm shocked that you would have an item that looked
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: like this.
- 1:40:26Speaker 4: Tell me about you. But I also used to have
- 1:40:29Speaker 4: frosted tips.
- 1:40:30Speaker 3: And yeah, sure you were a different Greg. That looks
- 1:40:33Speaker 3: like something that you would have at your Florida beach home.
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll go with you.
- 1:40:37Speaker 3: Yawn.
- 1:40:38Speaker 4: Very very strange. Don't remember getting that this little replica
- 1:40:42Speaker 4: that Liberty bell. It's got the crack and it's an
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: an actual bell again.
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: Yeah, where how did you procure this?
- 1:40:50Speaker 7: I think I got that at the actual Liberty bell
- 1:40:53Speaker 7: Samy and I went to the Liberty Bell together merch.
- 1:40:58Speaker 9: I got a similar one like that. That's anne.
- 1:41:00Speaker 3: It's smaller.
- 1:41:01Speaker 9: That was a little bit bigger.
- 1:41:01Speaker 6: And it looks legit.
- 1:41:03Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Yeah, it wasn't at that quality.
- 1:41:06Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like it's made out of high quality brass.
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: Another incentive item, although it does have a the La
- 1:41:12Speaker 4: Kings hockey team jersey on him. It is a Cartman
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: what would you call that? He's kind of a bottle
- 1:41:18Speaker 4: head bobble head. That's a giant bobblehead.
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: Yeah, five inch tall.
- 1:41:22Speaker 4: Yeah, is a huge Cartman big bobble head.
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: It's very prominent. It says Cartman Triple zero on the back.
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: LA Kings branded, Yes, exactly.
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: And then the thing that I think, like, I'm curious.
- 1:41:32Speaker 4: I think I got this at a swap meat or
- 1:41:36Speaker 4: an antique store or something. But I thought it was
- 1:41:39Speaker 4: so cool, and now I'm going to give it away.
- 1:41:42Speaker 4: And I've had this for probably twenty five years. It
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: is a bronzed Coca Cola bottle. Oh, that might be
- 1:41:50Speaker 4: worth some money. This might be worse because some crackhead
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: would love to melt that down for something. Yeah, so
- 1:41:55Speaker 4: it's it's a bronze coke bottle. But and I don't
- 1:41:59Speaker 4: I recall it I don't recall but where but Greg.
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: This is this just flies in the face of who
- 1:42:04Speaker 6: I know you to be, Like, Oh, a bronze coke bottle.
- 1:42:06Speaker 6: That's clutter that.
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: I want to display, I know, and that's why I'm
- 1:42:09Speaker 4: going to give it away.
- 1:42:10Speaker 3: It is kind of cool that bronze bottle might be
- 1:42:12Speaker 3: worth twenty.
- 1:42:14Speaker 4: Bucks possibly really Okay, so the prize package value is
- 1:42:18Speaker 4: you know.
- 1:42:18Speaker 6: Now, the prize package is at thirty five dollars.
- 1:42:20Speaker 4: And by the way, all of it comes inside an
- 1:42:24Speaker 4: SPCA bag that says a true friend starts with a
- 1:42:27Speaker 4: wet nose and ends with a tail. And it's a
- 1:42:30Speaker 4: cooler bag, so it's useful.
- 1:42:32Speaker 3: So you put all those items in that bag.
- 1:42:34Speaker 4: I had two bags, but I put all the movies
- 1:42:36Speaker 4: and DVDs in there. Okay, So Sammy, let's go to
- 1:42:39Speaker 4: a caller. Now we're gonna give all this away. Glorious.
- 1:42:44Speaker 3: You can't pick a choose. You gotta take, you gotta
- 1:42:47Speaker 3: take it all.
- 1:42:48Speaker 4: You gotta take ye.
- 1:42:48Speaker 6: There's tons of texters asking for piecemeal. That's not how
- 1:42:51Speaker 6: this is going down.
- 1:42:52Speaker 4: No, this is all or nothing.
- 1:42:53Speaker 3: That's the deal.
- 1:42:54Speaker 4: That's the deal.
- 1:42:55Speaker 3: Let's go to don online one Don. Hey, Don, great,
- 1:43:00Speaker 3: Greg Gory, this is Don. How are you.
- 1:43:02Speaker 4: I'm good, Don, How are you doing. I'm doing fantastic.
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: I tried to catch up to you at ex Brewery
- 1:43:08Speaker 3: and and get to beat you, but I missed it.
- 1:43:10Speaker 4: But I get to talk to you next time. Don.
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: Do you own a DVD player? Do you have any
- 1:43:15Speaker 4: need for DVD? Okay, we're off to a really good start.
- 1:43:19Speaker 3: You have playing board game slash DVD games at the
- 1:43:22Speaker 3: same time.
- 1:43:25Speaker 4: I haven't tried that, but I'm sure I can do it.
- 1:43:27Speaker 6: Do you like the liberty bell.
- 1:43:31Speaker 4: And are you Are you in need of a candle
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: holder that looks like a fishbone? Oh my god, I've
- 1:43:38Speaker 4: been waiting for that all my life. And the highly
- 1:43:40Speaker 4: coveted bronze Coca Cola.
- 1:43:42Speaker 3: That is kind of awesome.
- 1:43:44Speaker 11: My god, I'm going to put that on the mantle.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: Good as that's where it belongs to. Don. We have
- 1:43:50Speaker 4: decided that we're going to ask you an incredibly difficult
- 1:43:52Speaker 4: oh and the finger.
- 1:43:53Speaker 6: Puppets so entertaining sexy time with your lady.
- 1:43:58Speaker 4: So Don, we're going to ask you one trivia question
- 1:44:01Speaker 4: for the entire prize package of eighties movies Nineties TV
- 1:44:06Speaker 4: shows and random board games in so pay close attention.
- 1:44:10Speaker 4: Don name name two characters on the TV show, Will
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: and Grace, Will and Grace.
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: Don your.
- 1:44:25Speaker 6: Noise, hardcore Willing Grace Man, it's just addicted to me.
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's like your show.
- 1:44:32Speaker 4: Well done done.
- 1:44:33Speaker 3: Oh I love you guys.
- 1:44:34Speaker 4: Love congratulations Don, and also thank you Don, Thank you
- 1:44:38Speaker 4: for taking this out of my home on Yeah, and
- 1:44:41Speaker 4: be on the.
- 1:44:41Speaker 6: Lookout for a prize package worth north of twenty eight dollars.
- 1:44:44Speaker 4: It's got to be at least ship that. Yeah, that's true,
- 1:44:49Speaker 4: and that's how you play win greg Gory's crap Love Yeah,
- 1:44:52Speaker 4: and we might play again because I couldn't even access
- 1:44:55Speaker 4: some of the other stuff. It might be back one
- 1:44:58Speaker 4: day here on the Woody Show.
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: Thank you Gregory, Thank you Woody Show.
- 1:45:05Speaker 4: Look, welcome back to the Woody Show. And we're fresh
- 1:45:15Speaker 4: off let's face it, the greatest game in radio history
- 1:45:19Speaker 4: and Gregory's crap. A couple of follow up texts. One
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: of the things we gave away was a copy of
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: A Single Man on DVD, and this text came through.
- 1:45:29Speaker 4: I was an extra in that film A Single Man.
- 1:45:32Speaker 4: I spent two days around Colin Firth and Tom Ford.
- 1:45:36Speaker 3: Did you get a sup?
- 1:45:38Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so awesome. And then this text
- 1:45:40Speaker 4: from the eight oh five Greg frosted tips what I
- 1:45:45Speaker 4: can't Yeah, things changed, But do you remember that product
- 1:45:50Speaker 4: that it was specifically for women that have like ever
- 1:45:54Speaker 4: so slight mustache, and it's called Joline, It's called it
- 1:45:58Speaker 4: was called Joelene, and it was a powder and a
- 1:46:01Speaker 4: paste and then you kind of mix it all together.
- 1:46:03Speaker 4: And I used to take that and then take my
- 1:46:04Speaker 4: fingers and just twist it in my hair.
- 1:46:08Speaker 3: Why how did you even think to do that?
- 1:46:10Speaker 4: So stupid? Great? And then Gina you questioned, why would
- 1:46:13Speaker 4: I have a bronze coke bottle that just screams clutter? Yeah,
- 1:46:16Speaker 4: that's a keep in mind. I got my entertainment center
- 1:46:19Speaker 4: quote unquote from next to a dumpster. That that's what
- 1:46:22Speaker 4: held my TV for like fifteen years.
- 1:46:24Speaker 3: So this was more of a doorstop. Yeah, Greg, that
- 1:46:27Speaker 3: thing is I think that's like retired lady. Yeah, yeahacker barrel.
- 1:46:32Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:46:33Speaker 3: But I had a friend whose family was obsessed with
- 1:46:36Speaker 3: collecting coke memorabilia and they had a whole room dedicated
- 1:46:40Speaker 3: that kind of they would be all over that.
- 1:46:42Speaker 4: I think that was my thought process was like, oh,
- 1:46:45Speaker 4: maybe I'll get into collecting coke stuff.
- 1:46:48Speaker 6: Yeah, and then why, well I told you why Mario
- 1:46:51Speaker 6: wouldn't have given you the time of day.
- 1:46:53Speaker 7: Well, it's the flea market and there was that guy.
- 1:46:56Speaker 7: His whole booth was just selling old coke products.
- 1:46:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:46:59Speaker 4: I do have one other coke product, but that I
- 1:47:01Speaker 4: kept it because it was filled with junk. It was
- 1:47:03Speaker 4: like this metal tin with the mega old timey lady
- 1:47:06Speaker 4: on it, like it looked like she'd be sitting in
- 1:47:08Speaker 4: a parlor. And it just says, like in the old
- 1:47:10Speaker 4: font Coca Cola that didn't make the cut, Maybe it'll
- 1:47:13Speaker 4: make the cut for the next you're still holding Greg
- 1:47:15Speaker 4: Gory's crap. No, I'll empty it out and we'll give
- 1:47:18Speaker 4: it away. I love that we got more Woody show
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: coming up in sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
- 1:47:25Speaker 2: I don't care about your feelings.
- 1:47:29Speaker 4: All right, guys, Well that's going to do it. Not
- 1:47:31Speaker 4: only for the day before the week. No, I haven't
- 1:47:37Speaker 4: wanted a weekend so badly quite Sometimes Today was a
- 1:47:41Speaker 4: good day. Woody's back Monday today. If you catch up
- 1:47:45Speaker 4: on the podcast, Menace made me feel like I was
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: high talking about space.
- 1:47:50Speaker 3: He does that. I wanted to learn things. It was
- 1:47:53Speaker 3: trippy you learn stuff though, right.
- 1:47:55Speaker 4: Kind of kind of. I just can't wrap my head
- 1:47:59Speaker 4: around all the like, uh light years and I'm with you, Greg, Yeah,
- 1:48:06Speaker 4: like the universe is too big and it's it's overwhelming.
- 1:48:09Speaker 4: D u i Q gave away some of my crap.
- 1:48:13Speaker 4: Thanks for taking that off my hands. I appreciate it.
- 1:48:15Speaker 4: That was a little self serving, but whatever. Enjoy your
- 1:48:18Speaker 4: DVD box sets. You can use them as a doorstop. Sure, okay,
- 1:48:24Speaker 4: So Disney tickets those will continue. Of course. We got
- 1:48:27Speaker 4: the Woody Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
- 1:48:30Speaker 4: Reminder that this Sunday, this Sunday noon to too, Gina
- 1:48:34Speaker 4: and myself, we're going to be at Albertson's Intestine.
- 1:48:36Speaker 15: That's right.
- 1:48:37Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun.
- 1:48:38Speaker 4: Looking forward to seeing everybody there. Uh So we will
- 1:48:41Speaker 4: catch you back here on Monday when Woody is back.
- 1:48:44Speaker 4: Hope you have a fantastic weekend.
- 1:48:45Speaker 9: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: You've been doing a great job.
- 1:48:50Speaker 6: Thank you for everything you've done. But that doesn't mean
- 1:48:52Speaker 6: you get out of doing words of wisdom.
- 1:48:54Speaker 4: Yes, we need that yeah you do all right.
- 1:48:57Speaker 10: Uh.
- 1:48:57Speaker 4: It's perfectly fine to talk to yourself, but it's perfectly
- 1:49:00Speaker 4: sad when you have to repeat yourself because you weren't listening.
- 1:49:04Speaker 4: Why yeah, now I'm high. We'll catch you back here
- 1:49:09Speaker 4: Monday on The Woody Show.
- 1:49:10Speaker 13: By a great Friday.
- 1:49:12Speaker 3: You mother,