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The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and life
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. Today is Monday, December ninth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trendholme
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  Speaker 1: today ready to start this show and this week very
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  Speaker 1: very strongly. Okay. We find it important to bring you
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  Speaker 2: That life lessons? You know, things inspirational.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, including sometimes life lessons and definitely inspiration. You will
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  Speaker 1: find inspiration here inside the Treehouse. That's for damn sure.
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  Speaker 1: Like in the case of a previous story, we told
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  Speaker 1: you there's been a new wrinkle added to it, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So it's important that you know and remember that just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of months ago we told you about the
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  Speaker 1: cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida. Well, first came
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  Speaker 1: the cocaine sharks. Now it's the fentanyl dolphins. So while
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  Speaker 1: you've got cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida, apparently
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  Speaker 1: our dear Texas coast now has FENTONYL dolphins that we
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  Speaker 1: have to be concerned about. I wish I was making
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  Speaker 1: that up. Yeah, I have a pretty solid idea of
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  Speaker 1: what a shark on cocaine's gonna act like. And that's terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know but know much about, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the FENTONYL stuff other than that's just that's what they
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  Speaker 1: use in you know, anesthesiology.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's incredibly I mean it's I'd love to say
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  Speaker 3: it's the strongest eat drug out there now, but it's not.
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  Speaker 3: There's something even worse. But the slightest amount can kill you.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, I knowing a little bit about dolphins,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like dolphins are horny little bastards. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, now there's an epidemic of dolphins. Are
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  Speaker 3: something's roofing the dolphins. Who's the dealer? Who is the
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  Speaker 3: deep blue dealer?
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  Speaker 1: Now that that is a big question, my friend, the
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  Speaker 1: deep blue dealer. I like that fentanyl has been detected
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  Speaker 1: in Texas dolphins. Researchers found pharmaceutical drugs in thirty Gulf
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  Speaker 1: of Mexico dolphins that they tested, which goes to show
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  Speaker 1: the FENTONYL crisis in the United States is affecting more
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  Speaker 1: than just humans. It's not just on our streets, but
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  Speaker 1: it's in our waters. Researchers at Texas A and M
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  Speaker 1: Corpus Christie had detected traces of fentanyl in the blubber
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  Speaker 1: of more than two dozen common bottlenose dolphins in the
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  Speaker 1: Gulf of Mexico. In a new study titled Pharmaceuticals in
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  Speaker 1: the Blubber of live, free swimming common bottle nose Dolphins
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  Speaker 1: Pretty creative title. Researchers analyzed samples from three sites around
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  Speaker 1: the Gulf of Mexico, including Redfish Bay and Laguna Mandre
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  Speaker 1: in Texas. Other dolphin tissue samples were collected from the
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi Sound in twenty thirteen. The study was recently accepted
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  Speaker 1: by the journal Eye Science. It's not clear how fentanyl
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  Speaker 1: ended up in the dolphin systems, however, According to a
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  Speaker 1: professor of marine biology at Texas A and M Corpus
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  Speaker 1: Christie and principal investigator of this study, she said, pharmaceuticals
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  Speaker 1: have become emerging micro pollutants globally, with their presence being
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  Speaker 1: reported in freshwater ecosystems, rivers at oceans worldwide. The thing
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  Speaker 1: that I worry about is how, right, because the cocaine
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  Speaker 1: sharks in Florida, we pretty much know how because uh,
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  Speaker 1: cocaine coming in from other countries via water, just like
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  Speaker 1: in Bad Boys Too, are getting dumped into the ocean
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  Speaker 1: at the site of Coastguard, right, mm hmm. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: the same thing with the dolphins here. They're seeing uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the authorities and they're they're and the drug
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  Speaker 1: smugglers are freaking out. So maybe they're dumping some of
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  Speaker 1: that fentanyl overboard and it's attracting the dolphins.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, that would be the most likely.
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  Speaker 3: Or like what was the story last week of the
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  Speaker 3: the meth onesie. I mean, maybe there's a fentanyl wetsuit
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  Speaker 3: that people are wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, Like at this point, you really can't rule
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  Speaker 1: anything out. People are doing some weird stuff lately, there's
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  Speaker 1: no doubt about that. And drugged ub creatures in the ocean,
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  Speaker 1: or things we don't want people make fun of, like well,
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  Speaker 1: like people started making fun of not wanting to have
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  Speaker 1: paper straws. And the reason why, you know, paper straws
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  Speaker 1: were a thing because environmentalists are saying, look, turtles are
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  Speaker 1: getting straws in their noses. It's not because they were
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  Speaker 1: doing cocaine. It's because you know, they were floating around,
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  Speaker 1: they swam up their damn nose.
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  Speaker 3: Well you say that, but now maybe maybe the turtles
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  Speaker 3: are blowing rails.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, You're right they think at this point,
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  Speaker 1: we have to consider all options. I mean, you really can't.
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  Speaker 1: You really can't take anything off the table. A good
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  Speaker 1: scientist is going to say, we have to consider all
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  Speaker 1: the variables, right, Yeah, and you said it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, turtles doing ray.
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse. This is the tree House. I'm Daniel Malley
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenholme today, and there's been a big
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  Speaker 1: alert over the last handful of days from the FBI
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  Speaker 1: telling us all, whatever you do, stop texting. And that's
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  Speaker 1: a headline grabber. So I've read a few stories on
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  Speaker 1: this tray. I'm not sure if you've seen this, but
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  Speaker 1: I've been curious about it, because what is it. I
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  Speaker 1: will tell you the FBI is urgently warning iPhone and
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  Speaker 1: Android users to stop sending texts. There are some exceptions, however,
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  Speaker 1: Apparently we're undergoing one of the largest intelligence compromises in
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  Speaker 1: US history. A massive cyber attack on telecommunication companies such
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  Speaker 1: as AT and T, which is what I use, and
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  Speaker 1: Verizon has led to officials warning against sending texts. They
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  Speaker 1: say there's one thing you can do to protect your data, though,
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  Speaker 1: and that is to use encrypted messages. Now encrypted messages.
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  Speaker 1: The ways you can do that, from what I've read,
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  Speaker 1: is you can use What's app. It does auto encryption.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be a hacker or an employee
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  Speaker 1: at the NSA to encrypt your messages. Apparently the app
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  Speaker 1: will do that for you. Also, apparently, if you're an
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  Speaker 1: iPhone user and you're texting another iPhone user, the I
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  Speaker 1: message texting that is apparently automatically encrypted. But if you are,
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  Speaker 1: if you are sending a text from your Android to
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  Speaker 1: an iPhone or an iPhone to an Android, that's regular
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  Speaker 1: simple texting, and apparently that's bad.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Two US officials, a senior FBI official who has not
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  Speaker 1: to be named, and Jeff Green, who said, use my
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  Speaker 1: name all you want. He's the executive assistant director for
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  Speaker 1: cybersecurity at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of until today. He recommended using encrypted message
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  Speaker 1: apps to those who want to minimize the chances of
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  Speaker 1: their communications being interrupted. Okay. Speaking to NBC, he said,
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  Speaker 1: our suggestion that we've told folks internally is not new.
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  Speaker 1: Encryption is your friend, whether it's on the text messaging
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  Speaker 1: or if you have the capacity to use encrypted voice communication.
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  Speaker 1: Even if the adversary is able to intercept the data,
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  Speaker 1: if it is encrypted, it will make it impossible. So
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  Speaker 1: who is the adversary? The hacking campaign, which apparently was
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  Speaker 1: nicknamed salt Typhoon, has managed to infiltrate eight major telecommunication
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  Speaker 1: and infrastructure firms in the United States. Apparently there's been
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  Speaker 1: a concentration of it around the Washington, DC area, which
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  Speaker 1: makes me think, well, they're not coming after me. What
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  Speaker 1: do I know. I'm in Texas and I think they
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  Speaker 1: said that this group has ties to China. That was
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  Speaker 1: another story I saw. So apparently China is once again
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  Speaker 1: attacking our phones and our networks, trying to find out
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  Speaker 1: stuff about us, and I don't know what, because when
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  Speaker 1: I start thinking about this, what's on my phone that
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  Speaker 1: I'm sending that some enemy of the state is gonna want?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I sent my wife the hug sleep sleeve
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  Speaker 1: from Shark Tank. She sent me a photo of our
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  Speaker 1: Christmas tree. I sent her a photo of our dog.
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  Speaker 1: She sent me a photo of the cat. If they
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  Speaker 1: want to infiltrate the Treehouse group chat, it's basically going
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  Speaker 1: to be a lot of Spaceball's clips going back and
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  Speaker 1: forth between me and Trey, and I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: China is going to weaponize any of that. I'd be
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  Speaker 1: actually kind of curious to see it. So at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the day, what are the hackers going to
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  Speaker 1: see in my text messages other than dog video Christmas stuff?
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  Speaker 1: There's about thirty videos of a waterfall in the state
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  Speaker 1: of Washington that I took this summer that I don't
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  Speaker 1: think are gonna be helpful in invading America. But they're
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  Speaker 1: on there. What are they going to see? What are
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  Speaker 1: they gonna get?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean pictures of Daisy for me, some work stuff, well,
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  Speaker 3: wine order.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I I'm with you.
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  Speaker 3: When I hear these things, I'm like, Okay, they can
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  Speaker 3: look at my stuff. They're gonna just be bored out
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  Speaker 3: of their mind if they they're coming. You know my direction.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I kind of look at it this way.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of locking up all your data, unlock it, go unencrypted.
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  Speaker 1: You have that little slide piece on your laptop, webcam
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  Speaker 1: open that bad boy up, leave your phone open all
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  Speaker 1: the time on the camera setting. Basically, flood the hackers
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  Speaker 1: with so much bolt they'll never be able to get
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  Speaker 1: to any thing useful. All they'll be able to do
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  Speaker 1: is see a bunch of photos of Trey's dog, Daisy.
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  Speaker 1: They'll see some photos of whippets that my wife has
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  Speaker 1: sent me. The dogs, not the drugs, Spaceball's clips between
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  Speaker 1: me and Trey. They won't be able to find any
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  Speaker 1: usable data in any of that. Basically, everything we do
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  Speaker 1: and say in the tree House is now a national
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  Speaker 1: security bullet that we are offering up to the United
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  Speaker 1: States government to use against hackers. Just send all our
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  Speaker 1: shows to them. They will never have time. Once they
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  Speaker 1: try to sift through all of our stupid they will
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  Speaker 1: give up and say, these people have nothing we want,
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  Speaker 1: Let's leave them alone.
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  Speaker 3: I was having this discussion with my stepmom and talking
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  Speaker 3: about TikTok hang on Okay, and you know, the.
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  Speaker 2: There's been this big thing of oh.
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  Speaker 3: China's using TikTok to infiltrate you know, like, what in
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  Speaker 3: the are they gonna go through? How much crap are
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  Speaker 3: they willing to go through to think they're going to
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  Speaker 3: find a nugget of intelligence on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: All they're going to see is a bunch of our
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  Speaker 1: kids lighting themselves on fire. They're going to see that
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  Speaker 1: girl we talked about the other day showing people shopping
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  Speaker 1: hacks at Target, which are actually just shoplifting. What else
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  Speaker 1: is on TikTok recently?
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  Speaker 3: My algorithm, it's the same as Instagram boobs and animals,
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  Speaker 3: funny you know, boobs and funny animal you know, heartwarming
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  Speaker 3: animal stuff, occasional, you know, questionable jokes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, This all makes sense because if you
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  Speaker 1: really want to distract one of our enemies. What can
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  Speaker 1: you flood them with cute dog content, paige spar nak
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  Speaker 1: and off color humor.
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  Speaker 3: We know you can distract an entire North Korean army
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  Speaker 3: just with porn.
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  Speaker 1: I think we've got this figured out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, congratulations, China, you figured out we're really dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. We'll just make ourselves so undesirable. They'll just lead
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  Speaker 1: like those people are.
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  Speaker 2: Just lead them alone. They can sneak up on us.
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  Speaker 3: Just uh, you know, distract people with boobs and uh,
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  Speaker 3: next thing, you know, they're right on the coast.
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  Speaker 2: How they get there? Oh wait, more boobs.
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  Speaker 1: Distracted, they just can't do anything. Look. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to toot our own horn too much here, but I
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  Speaker 1: really feel like we've hacked the hackers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's I mean. And if you are, if you're
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  Speaker 3: that important, God bless you.
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  Speaker 1: Well here's the thing. Even our elected officials are all
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  Speaker 1: distracted by boobs. Yeah, that is, if they're not currently
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  Speaker 1: boobs themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Very true.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey, happy to be here with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yay Monday. That's okay though, because you're only two full
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  Speaker 1: weeks away from a holiday break. God knows we all
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  Speaker 1: could use it, and there's something that might happen over
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  Speaker 1: the holidays, people looking for things to do now. I
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  Speaker 1: want this set just because you're single and Trey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not just speaking to you specifically here, although you're included
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  Speaker 1: in this because you are single. But just because you're
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  Speaker 1: single doesn't necessarily mean you're lonely. Like Trey, Trey is
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  Speaker 1: kind of living his best life. I mean he's he's
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  Speaker 1: got He's got Daisy as dog is his best girl
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  Speaker 1: and has been throughout his entire life. There's no doubt
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  Speaker 1: all other bitches come after Daisy. H. Then you also
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  Speaker 1: got Julius, the cat who sort of like your orange bro.
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  Speaker 1: And and then you got your jobs. You got your
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  Speaker 1: work at at you know your you're managing you know,
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  Speaker 1: a hot night spot and which gets you some social
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  Speaker 1: time outside of the home. And then the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the time you call home, you watch them Netflix documentaries,
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  Speaker 1: you cut up with your friends here inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty good gig, right, Yeah, if if you
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  Speaker 1: find somebody that piques your interest enough to where you
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  Speaker 1: feel like breaking that pattern and going out with them,
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  Speaker 1: would you be cool with that first date being at
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  Speaker 1: Chick fil A?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Would you be okay with a first date being
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  Speaker 1: at Dairy Queen some steak, fingers and gravy, maybe a blizzard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can find one around here, sure.
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  Speaker 1: Sonic drive in. Maybe get you a chili dog in,
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  Speaker 1: some tater tots, also a sweet treat.
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  Speaker 3: Not so, what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say no
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  Speaker 3: to Sonic is just because they need be eating in
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  Speaker 3: the car and awkward conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Got well, they do have the patio tables, all right.
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  Speaker 1: What about Pizza Hut? Now this one's weird because Pizza
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  Speaker 1: Hut I don't think it's Pizza Hut that currently has
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  Speaker 1: any walk in locations, but Pizza Inn has someone in Dfwy.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's one a Mesquite. We talked about recently,
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  Speaker 1: there are a few pizza inns you could go in
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  Speaker 1: and do the.
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  Speaker 3: Buff if i've especially if I found a Pizza Hut
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  Speaker 3: that still was old school and had the inside dining
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  Speaker 3: yeah out all over it.
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  Speaker 2: If she doesn't like it, she'd sit in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Along with that, along with that sort of tinted faux
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  Speaker 1: patio dining from the eighties in the.
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  Speaker 2: Early nineties, brown roof with the red thing. Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why I bring this up is because Chick
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  Speaker 1: fil A has topped the list of preferred first date
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  Speaker 1: spots for American men. Yeah Dating News. They surveyed three
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  Speaker 1: thousand participants in According to their results, the survey found
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  Speaker 1: that sixteen percent of men favored Chick fil A, along
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  Speaker 1: with Dairy Queen, Sonic and Pizza Hut, ranking among the
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  Speaker 1: top choices for a first date. Number five on that
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  Speaker 1: list McDonald's number six, which makes sense for everybody, especially
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  Speaker 1: in this day and age, when you have your first
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  Speaker 1: meet cute ir al is the coffee shop. That's number six.
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  Speaker 1: Number seven is a movie marathon at home. That is
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  Speaker 1: not a first date thing that honestly, a movie marathon
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  Speaker 1: is just like that's what you do with the family
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  Speaker 1: and the kids weighed on the line. One movie. That's
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  Speaker 1: a date more than one. That's a big commitment. Number
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  Speaker 1: eight a food truck. At least that's a little more
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  Speaker 1: creative and the food can be you know, interesting. Number
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  Speaker 1: nine a creative picnic. I don't know what they mean
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  Speaker 1: by creative picnic. I mean, to me, picnic is just
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  Speaker 1: you're just eating outside. I don't know how creative you
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  Speaker 1: can get with that. Well.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going to the trouble of putting
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  Speaker 3: together a picnic basket, I think you get creativity points
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  Speaker 3: just on the top.
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  Speaker 1: And and but what if you know what if you
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  Speaker 1: take any of these other spots on the list and
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  Speaker 1: throw them in the picnic basket at number nine, like
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  Speaker 1: a Chick fil A in the basket, I think that
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  Speaker 1: sounds pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if if you go to the trouble of
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  Speaker 3: put a blanket together and the utensils and everything else
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  Speaker 3: that actually have a picnic good on you, you should get
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  Speaker 3: bonus points.
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  Speaker 1: Also, i'd recommend some amdro just to help keep the
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  Speaker 1: ants away. Just a suggestion. Also some Skeeter Sprae. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get you some off, get you some cutter, something with
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  Speaker 1: a high amount of deat, lots and lots of dat
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  Speaker 1: and finally just a generic drive through. So that's the
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  Speaker 1: top ten top ten first date spots according to men.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just the dudes, because apparently women are
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  Speaker 1: kind of okay with this as well. The preference for
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  Speaker 1: fast food venues is echoed by women. Sixty six percent
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  Speaker 1: indicated they would agree to a first date at establishments
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  Speaker 1: like McDonald's. By the way, I'm not sure if I
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: mentioned it on the men's list, McDonald's number five. Where
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: was the It was a national survey, so I cannot
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: give you geographical areas on this, and I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: Does it when women When sixty six percent of women
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  Speaker 1: say they're okay with a fast food first date spot,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I smell a stinky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that is I think I believe guys.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, in this day and age, especially because where I
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: think there is such a gap, and I see it
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  Speaker 3: more in younger uh, younger people of expectations versus reality
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: when it comes to what people make, what they're willing
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  Speaker 3: to spend, what everything else, and especially on the female side,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: not bagging on them, but especially a lot of younger
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: females think, you know, their guys should be making you know,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: they need to be making big money just to date them.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I I mean, I trust me.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I see it every day and in what I do
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: and running a high end cocktail lounge, and so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've really I think there are a lot of women
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  Speaker 3: who were, you know, thinking they're giving the the answer
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  Speaker 3: people wanted to hear, but not the answer that's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, a big old stinky. You remember the
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  Speaker 1: scene in Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldbloom walks up on
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  Speaker 1: the Tri Tri Serrah toops or the or the I
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  Speaker 1: think it was the t Rex.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're all smelling.
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  Speaker 1: This is the tree House. I'm Dan along with Trey,
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  Speaker 1: very excited to be with you today. We've already covered
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  Speaker 1: a lot of excellent ground, and we're about to cover
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: something even more compelling. I know that's hard to believe,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and I don't want you to think that I embellished
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: lots of stuff. I think I try to just hit
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it just right on point as much as I can.
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  Speaker 1: I try not to over sell, and I try not
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to undersell, but just kind of hit it right there
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  Speaker 1: on the head But I want you to lean in
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: very carefully here and pay attention because I'm going to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: ask Trey a very very interesting question. Okay, so here
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  Speaker 1: we go, Trey, are you ready for your interesting question?
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  Speaker 6: I am.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Does this sound like fun to you? A naked teacher
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: was arrested with weed and sex toys.
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  Speaker 2: Male or female?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Well, you've found me out because that right there was
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a veiled sexist quiz because I'll admit when I first
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: saw the headline, I failed it because when I first
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: saw a naked teacher arrested with weed and sex toys,
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  Speaker 1: I thought yeah, yeah, and then I found out it
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: was a dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a one.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a good time one, sounds like a felony.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: You don't know how accurate you are, my friend. I'm
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you one additional question. It's not very compelling,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: it's more super super super obvious, but I'm going to
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: ask it anyway because it's fun. In What state do
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you think this occurred?
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Has to be Florida?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That is correct. Yes, not just any teacher, but a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Florida teacher. And it's not just a Florida teacher found
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: naked with weed and sex toys, Oh no, because Florida
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: man plus Florida teacher takes it to a whole new level.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: So this headline more accurately should be stated as a
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: naked Florida teacher has been arrested with weed and sex
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: toys at the elementary school. So yeah, there's a that's
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that additional layer of felony sandwich there. His name is Joe.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I will say this though. While he was found naked
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: with drugs at an elementary school in Florida, it was
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving break, so it's not like all a bunch
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: of kids were.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Around, so kind of like like last week, I think
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: it was we discussed the police officer that was so
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: you know, in an altered state that he was directing traffic, uh,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: when there was no cars around.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it was at a school.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: It was the directing traffic at a school and the
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: school was out something like that.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, it was the deputy who was at one point
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: named Deputy of the Year, was off duty and drunk.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: While he was off duty. He was a small town deputies,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: so he still had his squad car. But he was
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: so drunk. I guess he thought he was on duty
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: because he started directing traffic at an intersection and it
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: was in the middle of the night. There were no cars.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so I mean sadly, the fact that school
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: wasn't in sech does make it uh less cringe.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's not like it was in the middle
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• 29:15
  Speaker 1: It is Monday, December ninth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays today.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Simon Helbert turns forty four. Not only is he best
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: known as Howard Wallowitz on the Big Bang Theory. I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: think that maybe one of the only ways he's known.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I think the only thing I've I can recall off
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the top of my head that he was in was
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: a show called Studio sixty on the Sunset Strip. I think,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, he was in that, because I
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: don't know if you ever saw the show. It was
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: starring Bradley Whitford from The West Wing along with Matthew
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Perry from Friends Fame. May He Not Rest in Peace?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And it was sort of based on Saturday Night Live,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and it was written and created by Aaron Sorkin, who
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: also did The West Wing and If You Good Men Anyway,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I believe he played a cast member on that show,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: and it was supposed to be a skit show sat
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: just like Saturday Night Live. And I think I think
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: he was on that and that was where he was
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: able to showcase some of the different impressions he can do,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: because if you watch Big Bang Theory, he'll do the
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Raj Like Big Bang Theories, Raj not ah Raj. Raj
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: is from his keet and somewhere on I thirty five.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: If you see him, just you know, point him in
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the direction of the trio, so we still have that
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: brown alert out. So he'll do like the accent, he'll
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: he'll he also does a killer al Pacino accent, which
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: he's done on Big Bang Theory. Anyway, That's the only
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: thing I can think of when it comes to Simon Helberg.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: And the things that he's He's also.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: A classically trained, like concert pianist.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, like I'm trying to think of the.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I can't believe the competition that's in that DFW every year,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: and I just drew a blank on it. But I mean, yes,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: of that caliber pianist.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: And look at me being cultured. Uh yeah, and uh
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: i'd know some.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Uh and also like a black belt in uh some
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: form of martial arts. He's kindly yeah, kind of a
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: fast and evidently was like a black belt at like
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: ten years old or something. I remember reading about it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, holy crap, that's uh.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: He's a renaissance man.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: And it also goes to show you how good of
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: an actor he is because that one. And I know,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I know our Raj doesn't like Big Bang Theory, but
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: he's not here, so uh, you and I do. So
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna enjoy this moment because that episode where Raj
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and Wallowitz are fighting are supposed to be fighting in
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: the gym, and Wallowitz is doing those arms and his
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: wrestling singlet. That does not look like somebody that knows
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a lick of martial arts. So that's a good actor.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Now I remember, Actually I I looked it up because
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: there's an episode where they're playing Dungeons and Dragons and
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: he's like the dragon or the master of the thing.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: And the impressions he does throughout of it with Pacino
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: walking all and there was a couple more. I'm like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: holy crap, because they're good. Yeah, I mean especially the
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: one Pacino is excellent. But most people are so hacky
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: when they do their Christopher walkin impression, and his was
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: really good, and you're right. His ability to do to
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: mimic Raj was also the.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And you're right because the way that he does his
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Christopher walking is a tried and true version. It is
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: an honest to god impersonation. It is an impression of
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Christopher walking that Simon Hilbert does. And you said, it's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: not a hacky version like so many other people. My
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Christopher walking totally hacky. Honestly, it may not even be
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: fair to hacks to call mine hacky. Mine's just okay.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I want you to I want you to ask me
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a yes or no question? Okay, and I will give
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you my Christopher Walking impression. Okay, just whatever comes to mind,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Just a yes or no question.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Do you love your wife?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Nooel, thank you? I do one word, and that's it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I can't say yes, I can't say I don't know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'll get back to you, none of that.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: All I can say in the voice of Christopher Walking
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: is and only now. Aren't you glad you listened today?
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  Speaker 1: You are inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholm today one last little thing to tell you
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: about here inside the tree house before we take off
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: for the day. Actually, I'm gonna say it's two things.
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  Speaker 1: Number one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: In that entire last break, I was trying various words
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to sound like Christopher Walking, and still the only word
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: that I can say that sounds anything remotely close to
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Christopher Walking is no, and that's really it. Like Trey
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: asked me the question again, and I'll try to give
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you a different answer in my Christopher Walking voice, and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I'll show it and you'll hear how bad it is.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, same.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Question, do you love your wife?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Was that okay? It was okay, It's okay, see you
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: at best. It's it's it's okay at best with any
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: other word. But if I say, now you know exactly
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: who that is, but all the rest of it, I die.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to think about the things I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: could read, Like what's one of the stories into before me?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: See if I can do it in a Christopher Walking voice.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Here we go. The survey found sixteen percent of men see, No,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: it's terrible. It's not even worth doing. That's why I
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: don't do it. I will say this if our brown alert,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: if our brown alert is ever answered and we find
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: raj our Rage actually does a really good Christopher walkin,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: maybe if we all do Christopher Walking voice at the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: same time, he'll follow. All right, one last little bit
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to tell you about inside the Treehouse for today. And
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry when I do this. Sometimes I save the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: best story for last and because I like to go
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: out on a high note, and I'd like to point
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: out that this was not a high note for this guy.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: But we are really, really kind of men of questionable
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: character sometimes, and this is a great example of that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: A twenty two year old man fell down and abandoned well,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and no one in a nearby village came to save
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: him for three days because they thought he was a ghost. Now,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this matters or not, but this
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: happened in the country of Thailand. It happened in Tyler, Okay,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: because I feel like if this happened in say, Tyler, Texas,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: someone might have checked on it. But in Thailand, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: guess maybe they believe in ghosts a little bit more
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: than our East Texas brethren. Because here, I'm gonna set
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  Speaker 1: the scene for you.
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  Speaker 2: Here you go.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: A twenty two year old man in northern Thailand fell
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: forty feet down an abandoned well and survived, but he
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: could not get out, so he started screaming for help.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: No one came. The well is in a remote forest,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: but there is a small village nearby where people should
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: have been able to hear him. So why did they
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: not come to his rescue. It turned out several people
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: in the village did hear him, but they didn't investigate
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: because they just assumed he was a ghost and they
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: thought the forest was haunted. He was stuck in that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: well for three days before police who happened to be
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: driving by heard his screams and were brave enough to
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: infiltrate the haunted forest. He told him he'd only been
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: yelling once an hour to conserve energy, so it's lucky
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that they were driving by at that exact moment. It
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: took thirty minutes for people to get him out. He
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: was covered in bruises, had a closed head injury, and
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a broken wrist. They're ceiling up the well to make
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: sure no one ever falls in again. And now I say,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think this would happen in Tyler, But according
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to a poll, sixty one percent of Americans believe in ghosts.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I just they did.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Did they really think it was a ghost or was
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: he just like the village idiot?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: And they were like, or is it Thailand's version of
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Timmy on Lassie? That efing guy?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, thanks hanging out with us inside
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse today. We will see you tomorrow back here,
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  Speaker 1: same time, same channel inside the tree house, see it
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