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OUTRO: Dementia FM · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked Off
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  Speaker 1: for Doggers for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys doodle?
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  Speaker 1: And yes the phone not as much as you What
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  Speaker 1: do you doodle? Just honestly, cubes? I love cubes.
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  Speaker 2: I do that too, three dimensional.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty much all I've got, just like maybe you know,
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  Speaker 1: even decreasing circles.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I alsay, doodle is my name is
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoyt.
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed you doing that a lot. Why it makes
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  Speaker 1: me wonder if you are. Yeah, it was that sort
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  Speaker 1: of thing that someone like Jason Hoyt would do.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I was kidnapped and convinced that I was Jason Hoyt.
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  Speaker 1: But actually I think you've stolen someone's identity.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Actually I didn't start off as Jason Hoyt
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  Speaker 2: in this life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, interesting. What was your name at birth?
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  Speaker 2: Craig Kings, Craig Kings, Craig Kings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I just preemptively say, ice to the front,
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  Speaker 1: all right, just for me today, all right, Ice to
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  Speaker 1: the front.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just now I'm just waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I know they've gone Okay, right, that's so interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I was born Craig Ken's and then I became
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hoyts.
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  Speaker 3: I think something as small as a name change would
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  Speaker 3: have affected who you are as a person to a
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  Speaker 3: certain extent. I feel like you've really leant into a
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  Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt type.
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  Speaker 1: Situations would have worked equally well, though, for you would
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  Speaker 1: have been a black cat. But having like Chris kids.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't overly enamored with the Craig.
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  Speaker 1: No, Craig is. Craig is a toughye. Yes, there's not
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  Speaker 1: many that can. I don't know. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: Craigs are going. Craig gets nothing personal, mate, And it's
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  Speaker 1: not your God, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's not your fault. It's not your fault, Craig,
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  Speaker 1: but Craig. And in America they call it Craig really,
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  Speaker 1: which is even worse Craig. So they've got that Craigslist,
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  Speaker 1: which is like trade me. Yes, so it's pronounced craigs
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  Speaker 1: List but spelled Craig. Very odd, very odd.
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  Speaker 2: I never knew that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fascinating, you know about that, Casey. It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it, Craig Craig, Yeah, No, you're a bit of Jason,
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  Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, but it's the what do you call that? There?
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  Speaker 1: The double c? What do you call that? Literation? I'm
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  Speaker 1: losing all those words?
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  Speaker 2: Are you losing? It's interesting because my wife's losing a
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  Speaker 2: lot of words.
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  Speaker 1: Is she what she's losing?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: I love you? Yeah, your ace?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's founded.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I could remember the word stereo type. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't remember that reach for that, and I don't are
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  Speaker 1: you describing Jason?
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  Speaker 2: I occasionally lose the word and then I get into
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  Speaker 2: an immediate kind of I got dementia zone? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And the ads are courses probably you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the worst way to go? Yes, dying of
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  Speaker 1: losing your mind?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this is like, I don't think it's
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  Speaker 3: the worst way to go for the person I think
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  Speaker 3: at the start is.
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  Speaker 1: I think from in the head. But in terms of
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  Speaker 1: what you would want for yourself as a way to
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  Speaker 1: go out on this side of it, won't You're in it?
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  Speaker 1: What the going exactly? But I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a fucker and you know, my wife and
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  Speaker 2: I have had that conversation of if you were to
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  Speaker 2: get it, and I feel but it's a method though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well that's the problem there in lies.
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  Speaker 1: That Well, I mean there's there's pillow, there's pillow over
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  Speaker 1: the face. Yes, okay, that's why. Yes, there's uh, there's
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  Speaker 1: pills obviously, Yes, there is accidentally running them over in
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  Speaker 1: the driveway. Now that might need a couple of attempts. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: you might need to help with that one.
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  Speaker 2: But but seriously, yeah, I've had that conversation.
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  Speaker 3: The funny thing is right, So let's just say, Jayson,
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  Speaker 3: god forbid, you had it right. Yes, we could set
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  Speaker 3: up a little studio with the microphone and you just
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  Speaker 3: do radio.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Sure, but then you forget radio,
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  Speaker 1: You forget that.
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  Speaker 3: Because he was doing mindless you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: And like we potty it up, you know, and you
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  Speaker 3: distribute it, put a paywater.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it'll be the biggest thing you ever did. You
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  Speaker 1: have no idea what would that be?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly exactly I mean it is. It is. It is
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  Speaker 2: a devastating thing, devastating thing, and I don't mean to
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  Speaker 2: make fun of it, but only because I've seen it
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  Speaker 2: in action, and it's like, fuck, man, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Our family is riddled. That's I haven't seen it. It's
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  Speaker 1: shocking and it's fucking grim and it's like you get
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  Speaker 1: it from me in those pink wafer biscuits.
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  Speaker 2: And I also I heard the other day actually on
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  Speaker 2: that front that if you've had addict addiction issues, it's
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  Speaker 2: a big thing too.
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  Speaker 1: Is it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've abused a substance that leads.
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  Speaker 1: To use for a five.
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  Speaker 2: Venue square.
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  Speaker 3: You know, well, having said that, all the people in
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  Speaker 3: my family that have had it, and none of them
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  Speaker 3: have had substance, Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably the long and the short of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be a good one. The whole Ky Big.
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  Speaker 3: Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy, remember the
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  Speaker 3: Warchy Big Show podcast. So we should like if that
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  Speaker 3: started to happen, I would just find other people and
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  Speaker 3: then just start a potty and there'd be a lot
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  Speaker 3: of repeating yourself the same yarns.
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  Speaker 1: It's not unlike the show we do already.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking Actually, funnily enough, watched a film yesterday with Russell.
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  Speaker 1: Crime Do you pay for it? Beautiful mind?
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  Speaker 2: No? And he had dementiare in it.
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  Speaker 1: I did Gladiator.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Er Stomper, No, he was in his prime and Commander
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  Speaker 4: that's right. He thinks he's on a boat. He's not
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  Speaker 4: in the American Gangster.
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  Speaker 2: And then they do this operation on him and they
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  Speaker 2: because he used to be a detective and they've give
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  Speaker 2: him this operation to connect all the signaps.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a relatively new one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is right because he's quite old in the film.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. And then he gets visited by someone that
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  Speaker 2: he put in prison and has a life sentence and
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  Speaker 2: getting sentenced to death. And this dude goes, man, you
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  Speaker 2: got it wrong. I'm innocent of this, and he goes
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  Speaker 2: why what happened? And he sort of tells him and
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  Speaker 2: he goes back, and because he's into his mind, he
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  Speaker 2: has all these new operations going on, he makes new
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  Speaker 2: connections and goes, hang about hold up, maybe I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Actually a good twist on it. I'll try and find
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  Speaker 2: what it's called.
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  Speaker 1: That's still not good.
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  Speaker 2: It was okay.
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  Speaker 1: I saw an interview with her recently actually on Joe Rogan,
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  Speaker 1: and he was saying that he weighs he's so fat.
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  Speaker 2: He's a big boy now.
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  Speaker 1: He said that he did that deliberately so that over
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  Speaker 1: the last ten years so he could have new roles
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  Speaker 1: who would have different roles. So that's why he's been
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  Speaker 1: completely unhealthy for ten or ten plus years leaping dog.
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  Speaker 1: Now that he's now that he's sixty, he's going to
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  Speaker 1: lose all that way, which struck me as a massive
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  Speaker 1: load of bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I was watching another movie with old Charlie's
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  Speaker 2: there on and she played an overweight, stressed out mum
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  Speaker 2: of an autistic child.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you find yourself no wonder?
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  Speaker 2: What I found about Charlie's is she's not afraid to
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  Speaker 2: go there in terms of you know, and she was
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  Speaker 2: genuinely big in this film and you remember that was
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  Speaker 2: it Monsters, Monster Monster, where she played the she's not
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  Speaker 2: afraid to play the non clamorous, which.
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  Speaker 3: Handle watching anything like that that I know is just
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  Speaker 3: going to be two hours of me stressing out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Another thing I watched the other day and I've never
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  Speaker 2: seen before, and it was called The Specialist.
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  Speaker 1: With oh Ben Derris and Sharon Stone.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, and it was a six scene with Sylvester Stallone
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  Speaker 2: and Sharon Stone and I was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that I've ever seen a Sylvester Stallone sex scene.
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  Speaker 1: Good point, great, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, and it was ridiculous. It was
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  Speaker 2: he was so over the top.
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  Speaker 1: He was given death. He had the famously not a
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  Speaker 1: bad movie. I'm a big fan. That was Antonio Banduras
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  Speaker 1: when he came in. Very good like him. Good movie
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  Speaker 1: keys and you missus hate it, but it's worth a
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  Speaker 1: watch as a sylvestis alone six scene. Oh yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: there's a great piece of Hollywood trivia, trivia gossip where
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  Speaker 1: sylvestist alone. It's between takes, so they shoots something they're
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  Speaker 1: on at a studio. Then he goes off to his
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  Speaker 1: trailer while they sort of saying that for the next
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  Speaker 1: shot there, but he's still miked up, and he goes
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  Speaker 1: into the trailer with a female friend and he advises
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  Speaker 1: her to cut the balls and work the shaft. I
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  Speaker 1: remember that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, cup the balls and weak
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  Speaker 1: the shaft. Then when he goes to work, he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: realize the mic is hot, and he comes to week
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  Speaker 1: the next day and everybody and the crew is wearing
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  Speaker 1: a T shirt that sees cup the balls with Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, he's back in the instructions. He knows what
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  Speaker 1: he likes, what he likes. He likes cut the balls
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  Speaker 1: with the shaft and making rocky movies.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get a gobby whilst wearing a live microphone. Like,
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  Speaker 3: didn't even take the lapel off.
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  Speaker 1: He's still wearing a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't a gobby, it was a handy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh true, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: True?
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  Speaker 1: He gotta been talking to himself. He's going through his
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  Speaker 1: list of things he has to do. Yeah, exactly when solo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's talking to himself. Shaft cut the balls, weak the shaft,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I think.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, or mean, are fond of the balls being
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  Speaker 2: cup aren't they your balls cupped when you're getting jacked off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't mind at all. Pucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never experienced it, man.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't you No, no, no, cappy keys, I haven't. Can
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  Speaker 1: you come to show me what it's like?
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  Speaker 2: Man, you want me to CP your balls and shaft?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm picturing his voice as well.
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  Speaker 2: But it was so funny that I was going, I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen Sylvester Stallone in a six scene, And then
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  Speaker 2: I think about the rocky movies with his girlfriend. Whether
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  Speaker 2: they had no I think it was, yeah, but not
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  Speaker 2: really six scenes.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you googled Sylvesta stallone six.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's like we watched that John called vanderm movie
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  Speaker 3: the other night, and I felt the six scene that
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  Speaker 3: was in there was because they were ticking a list
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  Speaker 3: of things they had to have in a cheesy early
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  Speaker 3: nineties movie. Oh, you have to have a sex scene
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  Speaker 3: between JCVD and the hot check who's playing?
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  Speaker 1: You know? It felt totally unnecessary. Yes, well, of course
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  Speaker 1: he was. Yeah, there was. There was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: buzzies required in the nineties. Yeah, of course. He was
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  Speaker 1: in Demolition Man with Sandra Bollock and they had virtual
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  Speaker 1: sex in that one VR sex via headset. But he
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  Speaker 1: was in you know, he was in that soft porn
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  Speaker 1: do you know about that? So that was his first
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  Speaker 1: ever thing that he was in and it was called
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  Speaker 1: the Italian Stallion, which is why he's got that nickname now,
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  Speaker 1: because that was the name of the soft porn that
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  Speaker 1: he was in nineteen seventy. Watch hot porn movie Sylvester
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  Speaker 1: Slone sex scenes from Italian Stallion nineteen to seventy. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: how good payd two hundred dollars for two days a week.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never on the work WiFi anymore. Okay.
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