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Billy Elliot | Son of a Boy Dad #293 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you in
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  Speaker 3: the hockey game Mark, so I know you guys.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, A big deal.
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  Speaker 7: Pink Whitney that's what I thought. See it fellas, I.
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  Speaker 9: Invented the thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out how fucking this passport.
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  Speaker 7: Shit you still don't have it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 7: I have a similar nightmare. I'll tell you about. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I can't talk about this on
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  Speaker 3: the podcast though, because i'd say there's probably like a
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  Speaker 3: seventy thirty chance that I'm not going to Edmonton.
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  Speaker 7: Holy shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Luckily on the bright side for that, I think there's
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  Speaker 3: about nine tickets sold.
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  Speaker 10: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need my so I needed to get my
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  Speaker 3: birth certificate too.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 7: That wouldn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Now, come on, I have a real ID. You can't
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  Speaker 3: even use that.
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  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 3: a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 7: The real ID doesn't mean anything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're going back to I thought we were cutting
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  Speaker 3: that out.
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  Speaker 7: You want to continue, you want to keep cutting stuff
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  Speaker 7: from the podcast? King cuts over here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not King Cuts. It's April sixteenth, it's two twenty
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  Speaker 3: five PM. Yeah, I did the stream yesterday and all
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  Speaker 3: the people were like, all the comments were just like
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  Speaker 3: you totally fuck your neighbor, and I just had to
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  Speaker 3: be like, guys, that's not even close to what I
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  Speaker 3: was like. It was literally just I didn't feel like
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  Speaker 3: talking about someone who I barely know on a big podcast.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, that was the entire reasoning.
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  Speaker 7: But what made it funny was that I held hair
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  Speaker 7: Ball's feet to the fire about whether or not she
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  Speaker 7: was attractive, and he just was so he's such a
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  Speaker 7: gentleman that he would not answer that question, and it
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  Speaker 7: got real squirrely, which is what made it funny.
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  Speaker 3: That is that's literally the entire thing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it got squirrely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so no big, no, big surprise. People were really
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  Speaker 3: hoping for something. People were hoping that it was gonna
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  Speaker 3: be like yeah, and then I scooped her up off
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  Speaker 3: the ground and we ran off into the sunset together.
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  Speaker 3: Now the reality was I just went back into my
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  Speaker 3: room and played video games. Nice. Yeah, I could have guessed, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's something that's uh that. Did you do you watch
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  Speaker 3: Black Mirror?
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  Speaker 7: No, but everyone's talking about it. Did it just come out?
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  Speaker 3: The new season? Just came out. Did you watch it owen?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't love it, and I and I and I've
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  Speaker 3: liked it the other seasons.
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  Speaker 7: How many episodes are there per season?
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  Speaker 3: Like six or seven? I want to say, you watch
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  Speaker 3: all of them? Yeah, you can skip around because they're
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  Speaker 3: all it's pretty much like they're all like a short movie.
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  Speaker 7: I know, I've watched a few episodes and not for nothing,
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  Speaker 7: I do. I admire the show.
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  Speaker 3: The early like the first couple of seasons are really good.
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  Speaker 3: This season kind of felt like like someone just threw
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  Speaker 3: in a prompt to like jat GBT, and they were like,
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  Speaker 3: make the strangest show you can. Like it was like
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  Speaker 3: it's all like a like a metaphor for like shit
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  Speaker 3: in the real world, but it's like futuristic. But it
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  Speaker 3: was kind of like this season's just like silly, Like
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing is like the first episode, the girl
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  Speaker 3: gets a she used to get brain surgery, and they
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  Speaker 3: have like this new futuristic brain implant they can put
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  Speaker 3: in your brain that's like a connects to satellites and
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  Speaker 3: stuff and does those things that that part of your
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  Speaker 3: brain is missing, and it'll do it electronically. But then
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  Speaker 3: it's like you have to pay for a package and
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  Speaker 3: then you can only go within a certain range. And
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  Speaker 3: then it's like you're like, okay, this is kind of interesting,
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  Speaker 3: like it's kind of showing like you know, like cellular
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  Speaker 3: data and all this shit. And then it's all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden, All of a sudden, she's reading ads like
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  Speaker 3: just in her day to day life. And then they
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  Speaker 3: go back to the place and she's like they're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're now on the standard packet. You have to upgrade
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  Speaker 3: to plus if you want to remove ads. So she's
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  Speaker 3: a teacher and then in the middle of her class,
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  Speaker 3: she'll just be like red Bull gives you wings, like
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  Speaker 3: just add of nowhere, just we'll do a full ad
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  Speaker 3: read for a random company.
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  Speaker 7: Boy, can't imagine that listening to someone talk.
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  Speaker 3: For well, I think that's the point, but it's like,
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  Speaker 3: what are we talking about. It's like, that's never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 7: What it was, Yeah, the hitted product placement in that Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Really I don't remember that, but yeah it was stupid.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's a whole thing where like the her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: This is where it comes back to the streaming thing.
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  Speaker 3: Her boyfriend or her husband has to like pay for
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  Speaker 3: this package to keep her alive. And he starts streaming
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  Speaker 3: and he's just like drinking piss. It's like he has
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  Speaker 3: like a bottle of piss and it's like, if we
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  Speaker 3: to one hundred donations, I'll drink the piss. And then
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  Speaker 3: it gets to it and then it like leaks and
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  Speaker 3: like it's called his coworkers find out and.
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  Speaker 7: Shit, this is your generation. You did this.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like that. Then I'm like I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: i just started streaming and this is the first thing
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing is this dude drinking piss raise money.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 3: It kind of just made me feel weird though. It
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  Speaker 3: kind of made me like I've been enjoying the streaming,
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  Speaker 3: but like something about like when you when you end
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  Speaker 3: the stream and then you're on the twitch homepage and
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  Speaker 3: you see everyone else streaming and you're like this is
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  Speaker 3: kind of dark.
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  Speaker 9: Like I kind of feel like a cam girl right now,
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  Speaker 9: like locked in a fucking because it's like even different
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  Speaker 9: than like what Mooke does because.
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  Speaker 3: Mook's is more of a show than it is streaming me.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like I'm just talking.
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  Speaker 7: Alone in my room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uncomfortable and then you like and then it ends,
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  Speaker 3: and then you just you see like the girls with
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  Speaker 3: like the caddiers and ship and you're like, this is freaks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on the freak website now. Is that the weird?
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  Speaker 7: Is that where people do the yum yum ice cream?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's on TikTok, isn't it?
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  Speaker 7: But are those streamers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Technically I think Twitch is mostly like gaming streaming.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: How do you think all this ends?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. How does it?
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  Speaker 7: How does it keep ramping? And what is what is
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  Speaker 7: the outcome?
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  Speaker 3: Dude? I really don't. I've kind of been going through
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  Speaker 3: like a little bit of an existential crisis with the
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  Speaker 3: entire thing, because it's like, you want to do comedy, right,
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  Speaker 3: that's what you want to do. You want to like
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  Speaker 3: you enjoy stand up comedy, or at least I guess
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  Speaker 3: maybe that's me.
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  Speaker 7: Well why wouldn't because.
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  Speaker 3: You're not responding to what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: To be honest with you, I thought you were talking
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  Speaker 7: about yourself.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I just meant like both of you, as
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  Speaker 3: in one no.
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  Speaker 7: To do stand up yeah, one cannot. I thought it
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  Speaker 7: was the sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of like loyal no, No, I really did. No, that's
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  Speaker 3: not what I meant.
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  Speaker 7: But you and one's life one wants to do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know you were talking to me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was using you as an example. Sure, or
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  Speaker 3: I guess it could apply to both of us.
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  Speaker 7: The reason I didn't catch that is because I've never
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  Speaker 7: done any streaming. Yeah, so I didn't think that you.
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  Speaker 7: I thought the natural whatever, please continue. That confused me?
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  Speaker 3: My bad? Yeah bad, My apologies.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's okay, but uh, you're better.
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  Speaker 3: What I was gonna say was like, my, what I
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  Speaker 3: want to do is I want to do stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 3: That's like the big thing that I care about, right,
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  Speaker 3: But it's like now it's like you got to do
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  Speaker 3: You can't just be You can't just get good at
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  Speaker 3: comedy and be good at comedy. You gotta do a
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  Speaker 3: million other things. And it's like then it started with
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  Speaker 3: like the clips. Everyone started posting the clips, and then
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  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, clips aren't even enough anymore. Even if
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  Speaker 3: you have stand up clips that are doing well, that's
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  Speaker 3: still not enough. You gotta do something else now on
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  Speaker 3: top of that. So then it's like we do the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: which I love doing the podcast. That's easy. But now
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  Speaker 3: it's like, now feel like I need another thing?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, So I have two thoughts on this. My
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  Speaker 7: first thought, My first answer to that is that I
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  Speaker 7: think that you know, the age old adage of be undeniable, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: still pertains, meaning you know, like, if you get good,
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  Speaker 7: if you were if you were good enough, then even
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  Speaker 7: without streaming on Twitch or posting crowd work clips or
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  Speaker 7: doing this and that, people would find you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? I agree with that
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  Speaker 3: to an extent.
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  Speaker 7: So I think at that point, if you're that good,
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  Speaker 7: then those other things are just additional income streams and
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  Speaker 7: then it just becomes a question of how much money
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  Speaker 7: do you want to make, right, or perhaps they accelerate
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  Speaker 7: your visibility and provide other inroads for people to find you,
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  Speaker 7: and they'll through your Twitch, find your stand up, come
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  Speaker 7: to your shows, help.
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  Speaker 3: You get better. That's the goal, right for everything.
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  Speaker 7: I also think that the bottom line is when you
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  Speaker 7: talk about adding things, right, you say, well, I do
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  Speaker 7: stand up, I do the podcast, which you like, and
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  Speaker 7: now you feel like you need to add another thing.
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  Speaker 7: It's still not that much, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 7: It's just not that much work.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I agree It's like if you.
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  Speaker 7: Were to say, okay, let's flip this into a different illustration,
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  Speaker 7: which is, you know, a single mother has a son
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  Speaker 7: who is a prodigy at hockey, I guess, and she
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  Speaker 7: has to afford skate sharpening and new sticks because he
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  Speaker 7: keeps breaking him because he's got a temper problem. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and therefore he needs sports psychology sessions as well, and
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  Speaker 7: needs to travel and all of these things and create
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  Speaker 7: game films so he can be recruited and join juniors
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  Speaker 7: and all that. So she takes on night shifts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: in addition, and that's still not enough that woman. You're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's hard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough. You're doing a lot. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: in the grand doing a lot. Yeah. Ron always says that,
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  Speaker 3: he says that our job is the easiest job in
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  Speaker 3: the world, and he's right.
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  Speaker 7: There's so much more fundamentally we could add. I thought
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  Speaker 7: I was at my breaking point last year, Yeah, when
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  Speaker 7: I was just doing the most I've ever done professionally.
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  Speaker 7: But if someone had been like, hey, man, if you're
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  Speaker 7: willing to wake up two hours earlier in the morning
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  Speaker 7: and do a daily stream of yourself making breakfast and
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  Speaker 7: walking us through it, and we'll pay you an additional
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  Speaker 7: twenty five thousand dollars a week. Yeah, I would have
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  Speaker 7: been like, oh, I can do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know what I mean? Now it just becomes
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  Speaker 7: it just becomes a time val you calculus where you
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  Speaker 7: have to say to yourself, well, is it worth it
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  Speaker 7: for me to do to keep adding these things? Do
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  Speaker 7: I believe that that is an investment in my career?
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  Speaker 7: How much do I value having my own time to
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  Speaker 7: play video games and blow off steam and decompress and
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  Speaker 7: the value that brings to my stand up career. If
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  Speaker 7: all of this is to feed the goal of winnowing
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  Speaker 7: your career down to just stand up and being able
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  Speaker 7: to make the most money you can from that, is
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  Speaker 7: that kind of.
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  Speaker 3: What you're saying, Yes, exactly what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Again, keep in mind, if Louis is our example, which
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  Speaker 7: I think he's the most clear cut stand up stand up,
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  Speaker 7: he created a brilliant show that was an extension of
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  Speaker 7: his voice in that and I think was something he
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  Speaker 7: believed in. He also to get there, wrote on The
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  Speaker 7: Dana Carvey Show. He wrote and directed I think Poodi
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  Speaker 7: Tang he did. He You know, there were a lot
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  Speaker 7: of things he did that he was probably like, what
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  Speaker 7: the fuck am I doing this for? But he had
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  Speaker 7: daughters and of life, and you know, eventually it took many,
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  Speaker 7: many years, but he got to a point where, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he can just turn down.
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  Speaker 3: Twitch streaming.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, in order to do his stand up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I get that. I guess.
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  Speaker 7: I guess. I just feel like I'm and he's the
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  Speaker 7: best comedian of all time, probably like one of them, right,
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  Speaker 7: so if he had to do that, then why the
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  Speaker 7: fuck wouldn't we? Yeah, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're definitely right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying it in like uh like I
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  Speaker 3: get it. I get I get it. It's obviously still easy.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm not even saying that it's easy. I'm just
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  Speaker 7: saying that one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not the end of the world.
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  Speaker 7: We're not adding the graveyard shift at seven to eleven
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  Speaker 7: so that our son can play junior.
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  Speaker 3: High now, said Billy Elliott.
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  Speaker 7: Can go to the fancy dance school. We're not selling
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  Speaker 7: our dead wife's jewelry. Yeah, and you know, turning scab
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  Speaker 7: on the mining strike, Yeah, fuck you, Maggie Thatcher. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Not at all?
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  Speaker 7: You never saw Billy Elliott.
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  Speaker 3: No, come on, I never saw it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it's one of the greats.
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  Speaker 3: Really. Yes, you always recommend movies that I've never heard of.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Buddy Billy Elliott was a seminal movie at my childhood.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I'll check it out.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: You're gonna love it. I'll check it out and I
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: give you the premise. Sure, a boy, a boy Billy Elliott,
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: that's right, grows up in Uh. I think he's in Ireland.
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: It's got to be Ireland, yeah, or or Northerning.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: You're looking at us like we think it's talking about.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: I think it's Ireland. And his dad is a coal
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: miner and he lives in a very poor coal mining town.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Can you start streaming on Twitch? No, he's just this.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: He's a dance he's a dancer. Oh okay, and his
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: dad wants him to be a boxer.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Similar tough boy, kind of similar. You know what do
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you mean you can use your dancing skills in the ring.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, I thought you
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: meant boxing. Wanting to be a boxer would be similar
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: to like, I guess your parents wanting you to be
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: something and you wanting to be a comedian.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, not at all, not at all
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: the case.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: We're not quite on the same way of life today,
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: but we're getting closer. So it's during the strikes the
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: coal miners were striking, yeah, and trying to earn higher wages.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Margaret Thatcher, the familady I'm familiar.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Prime Minister of England, famously told all the coal miner
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: unions fuck off, we are not going to into your
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: will and she they all. I think they all went
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: back to work after a while because they needed their wages.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: But it was a very dark time and these mining
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: towns were destitute and uh Billy in that darkness discovered
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: how his love for dance and ballet specifically, and his
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: dad it was very you don't have our town, you
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: don't be a fruitcake.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I agree with that.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it is what they call them.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, could you at least get into like
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: break dancing or something cool like that. Sure, wear one
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: of the masks, you know, jabwake.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: So then the dad, in a moment of realizing he
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: has to support his son because his day his son,
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: he walks in on his son dancing. Tough.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: But I got to watch this movie.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Its phenomenal son is so good that in a moment
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: of defiance, in one of the great scenes of the movie,
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: he starts dancing because he's.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Like, come on, Billy, well we're going we're going.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Out here, and Billy says no, and he starts dancing
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: in his face and it's really amazing, and the dad's
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: getting redder and redder in the face, you know how
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: those people get very red in the face. But what
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: he realizes is.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: That his son's got actually a prodigy, and in order
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: to help him go audition for the school, he sells
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: his dead wife's jewelry at a pawn shop, and it's really,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: why do they need to do that to audition at
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: the school, because it's there's a probably an entry fee.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: He's got to send him on a bus, all these things.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: And they adapted a musical from this.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I could I could definitely see that it was on the.
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: West End in London. I saw it on the West
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: End in London. I think it might have come to
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: the Broadway.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Did you go to London strictly to see it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: No, I would never do something like that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Well, you said the movie was like shaped your childhood.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not gonna travel across the Atlantic to go
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: see a musical.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I mean it's if you have that deep of connection
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: to this movie, I would go to London to see it. Really,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: if they made like Goodwill Hunting a play, add consider
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: if you go see it in London, I'd consider it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Have you been to England?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Really? Yeah?
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: When'd you go?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: When I was thirteen? What'd you go for? I just
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: went with my mom. That's fun. Yeah, for a couple
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: of days when I saw Wicked. Oh my god.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why you're saying this, You have traveled to
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: London for a musical.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Well, we didn't go for the music.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: It sounds like you did.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: I was because you suggesting that seemed insane to me really,
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: but it's because it's.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Just popping across the pond to go see Billy Elliott live.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: When we live close to Broadway.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it hadn't come to Broadway yet, and yet
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: it certainly was going to did it? Of course?
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: It was on Broadway for twenty years. It's the highest
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: grossing musical in the world.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: See where still where we're not on the same page
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: at all. I'm still talking Billy Elliott and you're talking Wicked.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I see separate conversations.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: Did you think he had switched back to Wicked or
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: to Billy Elliott?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: Smart, I feel like I'm in an episode of Black Mirror,
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: Billy Elliott? Did it did come to Broadway?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Came to Broadway? Yeah? Eventually? Yeah, and you saw it? Yeah?
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a There were three main boys that
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: that played the title role. And that's because when you're
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: a lead actor in a child in a musical like.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That, you got to go to school.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so they can't let one kid play it the
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: whole time because he would.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Fall way behind.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and so they rotate them, but there's usually one
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: boy who's better than the others. Yeah, of course, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: you want to see it with that boy.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: That's Friday night, Yeah yeah, yeah, you get the B
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: team on Wednesday and Tuesday not wrong? Yeah yeah. So yeah, Well, anyways,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: you were saying. The whole thing that sparked the entire
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: conversation was you were saying, when does what, how does
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it end with the content stuff?
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: Can I ask one more question of coour we go
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: back to that?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What else?
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Did you and your mom go to London? Four?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: That was literally it was me, my mom and my
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: older sister, and we went and we got tea one day,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: and then we like walked around one day and then
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: we saw the play. I was very young.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: I don't really remember it that well. Thirteen, Yeah, I
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: mean I remember like every moment. That's not that long
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: ago for you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: It's over ten years ago, and I was a child.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it'd be twenty two years ago for me.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I told you we went and saw Wicked.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I know, so, I guess My question is, it seems
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: to me.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: There was no like there was that could have been
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: the reason that we went. It seems like I have
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: no idea what the reason was though, and that I
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: have a feeling that's not the main reason we went.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: But let me say that it's starting to shape up
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: that way. It's starting to feel like the reason you
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: guys went to London was to see Wicked.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: My mom's like obsessed with like London and like the
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: royal family.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, she's obsessed with Wicked.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, I promise you she isn't. Your whole family was,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: No you did. If our whole family was, and my
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: whole family would have gone.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Well, your dad was like fuck, that it's probably coming
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: to Broadway. Yeah, true he was, and he was right.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I think it was already on Broadway. Oh man, no way.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I think this was the thing where we were, like,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: my mom wanted to go to London. She was like,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with me and my older sister and
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: then you know, you book things to do when you're there.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: And one of the things that we did go see Wicked.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I think she bought the tickets to the play before
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: she bought the flight. No, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: Don't you feel I feel like it's shaping.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Up that way? I mean it could you all I'm saying,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: is I love that. I like that. I like that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: That's why you said, did I go to the West
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: End in London to see Billy Elliott? Because from your experience,
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: one travels across the Atlantic for the sole purpose of
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: going to a play.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: You've got this all mixed up. You're putting the way
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: too much thought and did you go see it in London?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Literally just it was literally just me going, oh did
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: you go see it?
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: You said, did you go across the did you travel
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: to London? Fantas you you go.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: You started the conversation being like, have you got you
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: haven't seen Billy Elliott? And then you're and then you
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: were I could see tears in the back of your eyes,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: being like, this movie changed my life, this is this
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: is straw Man and then and then you go, you go,
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: and then you know, it came to it was it
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: was on, it was in in London. They were they
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: made it a play. And I said, oh, did you
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: go see it? No?
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no you didn't.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: That's not what happened.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: You suggested that I that I went all the way
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: to England for the musical. That that's the only reason
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: I would have asked. That's how that's how we got here.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: Do you know, by the way, do you know what
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: straw man is? Straw man argument?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: I do not. Have you heard that before. I've heard
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: the term.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: I had to look this up because I've heard it
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: a lot, but I never really understood what it was.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, straw man straw man.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's when someone, Uh, let's say that you and
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: I were arguing. Right, if I were to create or
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: summarize a version of your argument incorrectly, okay, for the
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: purpose of defeating a lesser argument, right, does that make sense. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: it's like I incorrectly attribute your point or I make
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: I make it a slightly different, weaker version of your
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: argument so that I can come over the top and
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: slam dunk dunk it. Yeah, and you're like, well that's yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: You're like, that's not even really what I was saying,
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: but nobody cares.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: It's it's very Yeah, you're kind of just describing my
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: day to day, like.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's what you just did.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you just did. Yeah. I am the
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: straw man, Your straw man me.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: He made me the straw man. I'm not made of
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: straw you are. I'm no scarecrow.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: You're a scarecrow. No, you're the I'm the Wizard of Oz.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: You're the scarecrow.
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: What did the tin man need? Oil?
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: Oil?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: That's all he needed. He was useless.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: No, come on, he needed something else. That can't be
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: They went all the way to Oz to get oil
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: for him. The idea, I think the lion needed a heart.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: The lion got a heart for courage, for courage, brain,
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: that sounds.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Right, and the wicked witch of the what was the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: girl's name? What was the girl's name? Glenn Dorothy Girl
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Dorothy Dorothy Dorothy needed some good dick. That's why they
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: went to the Oz.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: I'm glad you used the right nomenclature.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: There, My tin friend talk, my scarecrow, he needs a
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: heart for courage. Me I need some cock? Is there
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: no cock in this town?
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: Follow the the midget's over at the fucking at the factory.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Weren't getting it done. What are they called the munchkins?
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Munchkins?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: The munchkins did not do what I needed to be done. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: so I'm here to see you, mister Oz.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Dorothy. If you just tap your shoes together, a rock
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: hard cock will up here. That movie there's no place
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: like cock.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: There's no place like cock. All right, I was good.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I was Uh. I don't forget what I was gonna say.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say something about your marquise. Oh yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I just keep on thinking about the story and laughing
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: so hard.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: I'm glad. Yeah, I'm so glad. Marquis of Marquis is
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: also I think a French term for a a nobleman
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: or something, the marquise of sod. There's DoD or something
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: like that. Isn't that a thing you ever heard of?
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: That it might mean the bishop or the prince or
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: something like that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I've heard. I kind of know what you're talking about. Yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: we talked to Rone today.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: We spoke to Rone.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, briefly ran on the phone business call. Mm hmmm,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: just talking business.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: He's good, Yeah, he's well.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Didn't hear any baby crying in the background? A little
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: bit suspicious?
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: No, there, he hasn't taken the duct tape off. Does
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: that right before feeding time?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Mouth tape? He's sleep taping them getting him started young. Yeah. Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: imagine if Roan posted it the photos of.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: You'll thank me later, that would be one of nature's
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: most wonderful filtration systems.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Their jawlines are going to be fucking phenomenal. That's like
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: the whole thing apparently improves your jaw line.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: Isn't there wasn't there another term for something? Uh not joking,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: but like uh mewingwing?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, mewing is a different thing though.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: I don't really know what it is.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like tightening everything. It's like when
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: you go like this, Yeah, it's something like that. I
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: think something like you on that thing though. Yeah, I've
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: always thought that was crazy.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Hey, do you know what what yesterday? I played in
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: a charity golf outing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, very fun. And on the.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: First tea good weather yesterday too it was okay, it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: like sixty five and sunny morning was cold and there
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: were spits of rain.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, not where I was.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: This was an event put on by Mizuho, which I
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: think is a Japanese bank of some kind. And I
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: walked up to the first to the driving range where
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: my buddy was talking to someone woman, and I said
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: hi to him, and he turned and said, this is
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: Michelle m Who do you think it was?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Michelle Obama?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: No golf, no idea. Do you remember Michelle Wee? Now
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Michelle Wie was the tight next Tiger Woods of golf,
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: really yeah, of women's golf. Damn, she was supposed to be.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: What happened, I don't know. She ended up having more
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: of a sort of Jordan Speef moment. Ah tough. She
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: won a couple majors I think, but then faded a
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: little bit and then.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Was the Jordan's speech. So the Jordan sped thing was
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: a huge deal, like he was really good and now
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: he saw.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he won three majors. I wouldn't say he sucks.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: He's had near comeback moment. Look, unfortunately, in golf, most
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: people only care about majors, yeah at all, And so
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: if you don't win a major, you know, you're not considered.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: And I think part of the problem.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I know, he doesn't actually suck, no, I know, he's
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: still one of the greatest golfers on the planet.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: I think, my guess would be part of the problem
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: there is that for some reason, in tennis we have
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: four majors, yeah, or four Grand Slams, and then golf
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: there are four majors. And in tennis we in our
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: lifetime have experienced runs of dominance where every single final
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: of all four majors, it seemed, had one of Federer, Nadal,
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: Djokovic and maybe Murray. Yeah, and that was it. These
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: guys just won every time, whereas golf's not like that, now,
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean. There's it just seems much
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: harder to actually win every major. Uh. And we were
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: also led astray because of Tiger Wood's dominance. That just
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: his run of foremost unlike anything we've ever seen.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: So for Jordan speF, mostly I think guys get hot
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: for like a year or two. John Rahm was unbeatable.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: For a year.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Dustin Johnson got hot for a year. Colin Morrikawa
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: has had had moments. And Jordan Speth obviously won three
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: majors out of like five or something like that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was on fire. I remember, like so vividly,
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: like Jordan's beef winning all the majors, and then like
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: everyone was like, Jordan'speth, he's got his mental game is
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: out of phases him. He's he's so sharp in the
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: brain and can't can't be hurt. And then like the
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: week later you see him and he's like throwing his
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: potter like into the fucking pond next to the eighteen hole,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: and then you just haven't he hasn't won anything since.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: No, but he's won He's won PGA events.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just no majors. I just don't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: He hasn't won any majors, and so people don't I
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: don't know for some reason that that you know, look
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: at Rory Yeah, I mean people were kind of like, oh,
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: he's a choke artist, he's he's all fake news. Yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: because he hasn't won a major in eleven years. Well,
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: he was still winning a ton of events.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how much money those guys make for winning an
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: event a lot. Yeah, millions, just not the twenty million jackpot.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: That twenty million has split. The winner of the Masters
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: wins four point two one four point two this year
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: and last year was three point six.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Is four point two the highest ever men.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: I think at the Masters?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Interesting, but there's uh, there is. The Players Champion is
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: also a very high purse, even though it's not a major.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: What's the purse on that?
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure it might be higher than any of
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: the majors. You don't say, Look, we don't need to
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: talk about golf. Why because it's just too specific. I
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: really don't think it is.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's actually probably like one of the most
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: popular sports on Earth. Well, let's get back to our
• 34:23
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• 34:25
  Speaker 7: My personal experience yesterday, Yeah, Michelle wee, Michelle, I mean
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: she was on weedies boxes and of course she was.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Freddie you do? Nope?
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: Hmmm.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: We've had a few.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: Athletes in America who were spoken of as though they
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: were the next of course, yes, yeah, Freddie ad was
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: supposed to be the savior of American soccer. He was
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: supposed to be the guy that was going to break
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: American soccer. Open and turn it, you know, have us
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: competing on the world stage, and that he was going
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: to end up playing for Manchester United and all these things,
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: and he didn't pan out. Yeah, there was a lot
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: of hype around Freddy a day drugs. I don't know
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: what happened to him. I just don't think he was
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: ended up being as good as people thought he was
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: going to be. But Michelle Wee was was very, very good.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: And she I said, I turned to her, Hi, Michelle,
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: and she goes, oh, I'm a big fan. And I
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: was like what she because I loved your Game of
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: Thrones songs. I said, oh my god, deep cuts, this
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: is surreal. I couldn't believe that she knew who I was.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: That's crazy because I knew a big time who she was. Yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: and I said, I'm a big fan. Yeah. And then
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: one then we went to London to watch the Book
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: of Mormon and it was awesome.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: That's great. We should have her on the We should
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: have brought her in today. Would have liked open we
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: have an open chair. Yeah, had Michelle Wie on.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's awesome.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: She's did you get to see her play at all? No?
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: She was just sort of going around shaking hands.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shew her a bit.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: I think she works with that bank, but I don't know.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I was. It was a starstruck moment.
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and even more took my breath away because of
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: the fact that she knew who I was.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, which was crazy. Yeah, that would be sick.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: For some reason, those songs got around the golf community.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Do you know who Gary Woodland is?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do. I've heard that name before for sure.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: He won the US Open at the Beach about four
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: or five years ago and he Do you watch the
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: Full Swing doc on Netflix?
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: No? I haven't.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: Oh it's good, I'll check it out. So he very
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: good American golf, a very popular guy. And he was
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: diagnosed with a brain tumor or a lesion or something
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: like that on his brain and had to have brain surgery.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: And that was a year couple of years ago. But
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: right before that happened, his man at your assistant something
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: like that emailed me and said, Hey, it's Gary's birthday
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: in a week or so. He loves your Game of
• 37:09
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• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Damn? And I was like, oh my god, that's hilarious.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: So I strapped on my fucking cape, sat down at
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: the piano. It was like Sundayday, Gary's birthday. I'm excited,
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: I'm excited. I'm excited. I had to cater that song
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: to Gary Woodland's birthday. And then like a week later,
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: he has a brain tumor and I felt responsible.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: So did you send him another No?
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: I didn't want it. The damage had been done.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough, but at least he got the He
• 37:44
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• 37:45
  Speaker 7: He did say he liked it. He messaged me. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: think his brain tumor happened more than a week or
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: two late. Yeah, but he he messaged me. And then
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: I asked if he wanted to play around at my club,
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: and he said he wouldn't be around for a bit,
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: but and he ended up going to play at my
• 38:02
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• 38:04
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• 38:07
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  Speaker 7: Unfortunately, the bar for what is it schedule clearer now
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: for me has gotten pretty high, and that's not because
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: I'm like a hot shot. It's because I just don't
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: like to do stuff.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Absolutely, what's something that is a schedule?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: What a schedule? Clear is something that is so appealing
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: that you say, I'm gonna I'm fine facing the consequences
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: of canceling all of this stuff so that I can
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: do this. I know.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: And it's not even so much canceling everything now as
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: it is getting over the hurdle of I didn't have
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: that planned. That's a bit of a grind to get
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: the course or to yeah, to whatever, and therefore it
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: had better be really worth it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good question.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: What's that for you? Let's say that you had you
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: were in the middle of a really heavy work touring season. Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: and you are doing tons of work shooting and heavy
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: podcasts and all this, just like pretty burned out, and
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: someone said, hey, dude, what do you think of this?
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: M You're gonna have to rent a car and spend
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: the entire day making it happen. But it's gonna happen.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: I think I have an idea of what it might
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: be for me. Do say, Okay, you ready for this?
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: I'm ready, Harry, I've got Stephen Renaldi, the outdoorsman.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, is that name Stephen Ronaldi?
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: Who am I talking about? The most famous hunter right now?
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: He's like the biggest guy.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not really I don't think.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: It's Stephen Ronaldi. Well, but he's also just an avid
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: outdoor Stephen Ranella. Yes, Stephen Ranella. I got Stephen Ranella.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: He's a huge fan of yours, specifically hair ball. His
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: favorite thing is the me meme. Yeah, in fact, he
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: uses it all the time to respond to text People
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: are like Steve and you want to come fishing, and
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: he's like me, he's a big fan of you, and
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: he has access to private rivers on private land with
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: only wild rainbows. And these are the big these ones
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: are they've been fed by the chemical off waters of
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: a recent pharmaceutical processing, so they're fucking gigantic and they're
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: then they're making for good eating.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: You eat them.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: And Steven knows how to prap him right there over
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: an open flame, and he wants to fish with you
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: in this place that's private because he's buddies with the owner,
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: and uh, you want to come out? Do you think
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: you could do that? You can make that happen?
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: You would do that? You'd drop everything, Steve. Unfortunately, I'm
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: swamped this week, not going to be able to hate it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: You're telling me me, Steve Ranela, that you're not gonna
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: come fish me with me the the Nuclear Chernobyl Trout
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: of the Pittsburgh of the Pittsburgh Private Waterways.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: It's tempting, it's definitely tempting. But I don't know if
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: that's a schedule clearer farm.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: Damn dude. All right, well then you tell me what
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: is the schedule?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Actually I know I got one ready. Hi, Harriet's mom.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I've got tickets to uh Wicked.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: Wicked it's only doing a limited run in London.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd have to clear the schedule for that.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: You sure would.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean yeah, I would say
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: he's going fishing with Steve. Probably wouldn't be a schedule
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: clear just because I don't know him personally.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: You know him well enough to call him Steve, not Steven.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Like I would say, Like if my if my friends
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: called me and were like, hey, we planned a surprise trip.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go fishing in central Pennsylvania, big big browns streamers. Yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I'd say, yeah, clear the schedule.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: What if they said it was in Montana.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I would clear the schedule.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: More likely for Montana than Pennsylvania.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: They could say we're gonna go fish in Central Park.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: We just all got here, and I would clear the schedule.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: I love that. I love that. That's great.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: So it's it's fishing, it really is.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably fish is something fishing related. I guess, like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: you know, I like going to I'm trying to think
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: of what another schedule clearer would be, you know, maybe
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: like a maybe like a football game. H Like if
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: someone was like, oh, we got you know, field passes
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: to go to at Gillette Stadium, Clear the schedule, Yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: call Mike, Mike, cancel everything.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: You know, if one of the big esports cod teams clear,
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: clear the schedule, come.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Come, come shoot with us, come hang out, come toward
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: the facility. Yeah, schedule is cleared.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Well, you're lucky in that your schedule remain you keep
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: it open.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: No, No, mine's jam packed. Yeah. I'm the busiest I've
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: ever been, easily non stop grinding what I.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: Pull up, pull out your do you can put your
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: ship in your Google calendar. No, how do you keep
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: track of what you have to do?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: H well.
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I used to, and I kind of stopped.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: You just don't even put stuff in anymore.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Like that's like I have like my tour dates.
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: To your go to your month, the whole month view,
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: go to the month view.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: How do you do that? You hit you hit them?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: H this is this is Apple, that's mine.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're using two different platforms. Look at this, check
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: out that week. Look at this month, dude, I was
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: home for four days.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's tough.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Maybe maybe yeah, four days. I think check out these
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: weeks right here. Look, I don't want to get into
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, if we're.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Going to be, you know, showing off a lot of
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: free days on that, I think there's about one just
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: saying we're going to be flashing schedules. Yeah, we're having
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: a busy off.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: What would it be for me? What would I what's
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: my schedule? Clear?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, what if someone called you this weekend and
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: they were like, you were in port, you had Providence
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: booked right, and they were like Master's, free tickets, free flight,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: What do you say, fuck man, free flight, free hotel.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah again, I'm gonna put you up in the body
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: on my right now. This is what I'm taking this
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: is exactly what I'm talking about. You'd say no, so
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: it sounds amazing. Yeah, and you know, remove the body
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: artur part because that makes it conflicting, because that makes
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: it like a work thing.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm.
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: Talking about canceling work for something pleasurable.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, but it's kind of like a once in
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: a lifetime opportunity. Sure.
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know that to go do that requires of
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: me flying, staying in a hotel, doing this and that.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: But it's one of your nice hotels. It's not you know's.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: We'll put you up at the Four Seasons for the weekend.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Again, My initial reaction is, this is an amount
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: of exertion from you know, walking around probably entertaining doing whatever.
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: There's gonna be some expectation. I'm gonna have to do
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: something for this. Nothing.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: There's no free lunch, right, I'm telling you, this is
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: a free lunch. There's no free lunch. This is my Okay,
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna this is this is ten years in the future.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I've hit it big. I'm worth billions. Francis my gift
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: to you for your birthday, all inclusive, free Master's tickets.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: You've got comedy works Denver sold out five shows.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: See, then I wouldn't be able to cancel that. I
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: wouldn't be able to cancel.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna pay you ten grand on top just
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: to go. Now we're talking, so your schedule clearer is
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: a little then even then i'd have you're a little
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: bit more picky on the schedule clearing than I am.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, even then, I'd have this weird guilt. I'd have
• 51:37
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• 51:40
  Speaker 7: had bought tickets to that show.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Also, I don't think I would get I don't think
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I would cancel a full weekend at Denver Comedy Works. No,
• 51:47
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• 51:49
  Speaker 7: And so I wouldn't do it at Providence, any any
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: place that where the ticket sales and that I and
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: I think that I don't know if it's Master's tickets,
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: What is it? What is something that I'm really dying
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: to do. I'll tell you I know exactly what it is.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: It's playing Augusta myself. That's what it would be. I
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: would cancel everything to play Augusta. I would cancel everything
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: playing it myself, not anywhere near the mast.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think Augusta.
• 52:22
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• 52:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, as I've said, I've played Pine Valley, which
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: is the rank of number one course in the country.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: That's probably the nicest I've played, Shinnacock, I've played National.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: I wrote a blog about this. I wrote a blog
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: that was the top ten golf courses I've played that
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: make other people jealous that I've played them. It's the
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: very specific criteria. It's not the ten nicest courses I've played.
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: It's the courses that have the most cachet, right, So
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: there are courses that are in people's minds more coveted.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: Wearing a hat with that logo, people say, oh my god,
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: are you are? You got on there?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: So now I got a good question for you because
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: I saw this on Twitter yesterday. Are you like so
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: you said, you got the hat, You get the hat,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: you go to the course, you get the hat, you
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: rock the hat. People look, they say, you know that guy,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: something's up.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: He's got a connect.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Where do you get his hat? Yeah? Yeah? Do you
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: think people should be allowed to wear master's gear if
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: they don't go to the masters? Good questions? People on
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Twitter are saying, you shouldn't be able, to which I
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: strongly disagree.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, good question. I mean I don't have any problem
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: with people wearing Masters gear. And here's why anyone say.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: They they made good gear, they got good gear.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: Well, it's not just that, it's that there to me.
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: You know, you go to the Masters, you buy Master's gear,
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: super cool? Have you so great? There's a gigantic difference
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: between wearing Masters gear and Augusta National gear. I say,
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: you go and you get that invite to go play
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: Augusta National, and you get a piece.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Of gear, you head into that pro schure and you're
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: in that pro shop. Now, I don't know pro shops
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: like a fucking Walmart.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: I've never been. No, wait, what do you mean by that?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it is multiple floors. The one
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: in Pine Valley's tiny. Really Yeah, pro shops are sick.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: That's just because on my gearhead then me too, me too,
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: that's my favorite part. Hitting the pro shop.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: Ohoopy Ohoopy was my favorite pro shop.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've really been to any really nice.
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: Pro Shopshopy match Club.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I like taking all the free ball markers.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, grab Frankie BURRELLI collects the score card pencil from
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: every golf course that's played, and he's going to create
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: a giant sort of display of them in a frame.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: That's sick. That's a cool.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, some people take a golf ball with the logo
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: from every place. Oh yeah, I like that. I like
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: I get hats because it's the cheap. I don't need
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: any more quarter zips at this point.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Now you know what I mean, you really only need one.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Hats are cheaper. They're like thirty bucks. Yeah, so I
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: buy a hat, I have the logo, I wear them.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: You a visor guy at all?
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: No, I could see it, not really. I bought one
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: when I was out in La. I played a course
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: out in La and I bought a visor. And it
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: just makes me look like I'm heading to a NASCAR race.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: When I wear a visor. My hair is so straight
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: that it and it's long that it it goes over
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: the rim of the visor, getting perfectly flops over them.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Like this looks terrible.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: God, see, you weren't a nineties kid.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Visors had a moment. Oh, I know. We wear
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: people all.
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: Through the late nineties, early two thousands. It was really
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: early two thousands. Yeah, when we were shopping at Hollister, Aeropostale,
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: American Eagle, and Abercrombie. Yeah, but we I mean, I'd
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: go to Lids in the mall, a pickup.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I'd wear Advisor. Would you get a flat cap visor?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: I got the one with the sea through blue cellophane lid.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Oh it's got a see through lid like a dome.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't have that.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: But who are elderly people playing shuffle board wear those?
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: The one that's not with the dome, the light blue
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: fucking lid. I don't know if I've seen it, and
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: it's like plastic.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about. Those are great. Yeah,
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: those are strictly sun protection. Is there? Do you wear
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: style points?
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: Do you wish let me ask you something?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Ask me. You were a child of the of the aughts? Sure?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: The aughts is.
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: The decade of twenty twenty ten?
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? What is that?
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: What is that decade?
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: What is your nostalgia of that decade as a kid
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: growing up in that time? We were born in what
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: ninety seven?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Ninety eight? Me? Yeah, I was born in two thousand
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: and one. Okay, so my I guess growing up, I
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: mean right off the bat nine to eleven.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, we're not doing that again, doing what We're not
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: doing this. We're not going down that road.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. You're asking me what what it was
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: like growing up for me. Yeah, but I remember I
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: was born and then I remember I was scared, terrible,
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: damn it. I knew it. I remember I was horrified
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: for years. I had to go into therapy when I
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: was like three. A lot of us did, a lot
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: of us two thousand.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: We've just done this. We've done this so many times.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: And it never gets old. It's a hitter, it is. Yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Now I would say, like a nostalgia for me is
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: like I don't know, like Zach and Cody TV. Yeah, TV.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: But all right in Disney Shan that's fair. Club Penguin, Yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: what's Club Penguin? Yeah, Webkins was big when I was
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: really young. What's that like a stuffed animal that you
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: would you would buy at the store. It's actually a
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: pretty good idea. You'd buy the stuffed animal at the
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: store and then it had a bar code or like
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: a QR code on it, and you would you'd scan
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: that and then it would like upload your stuffed animal
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: onto the game and then you and then it was
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: like kind of like sims like you had like a
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: house and you could like build on and stuff, but
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: it was your stuffed animal in the game. I love this.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know, was great.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: That's your version of our Tamagatchi.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I we had Toamagatchi.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Too, No, you did, did, No, the technology had improved.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: The absolutely had a tomachi.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: But that's the cat bought them at like a nostalgia short.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: Probably bought them at like a Walmart one that was
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: going out of business because of how successful Amazon had
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: become by that.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Now, Amazon was not successful when I was a child.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: All right, So you I had as a nineties kid
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: growing up in the nineties. I remember the bare naked Ladies.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: I remember the music Sublime, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears in Sync,
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: things like that, Jewel mansm No.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're thinking music when you're a child, though, you're
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: thinking when you were like a teenager. But it's like
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: when I was a child. So my nostalgia from being
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: a child is the same as yours of being a teenage.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: But I was twelve when you were born.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, so, but like I was just like Britney Spears
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: was big when I was very young. But you don't
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: remember her. You weren't country, Yes, I did. We weren't
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: sing her sing Star two on PlayStation two. I remember singing,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Oh Baby Baby, hit Me Baby one more Time? Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: When did that come out? I don't fucking know, but
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I remember it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: I thought that was in the late nineties.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I think you're wrong. Thing tight. She was on SingStar two,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: not one.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: Did you have dance Dance Revolution?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: We didn't have it like at home?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: Uh? Okay, you ready for this?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Hit Me Baby one More Time debut single nineteen ninety nine.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Really, yep, I wonder why it wasn't on Singhstar one
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: right the.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Fray, Yeah, there you go. That's that makes sense. I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: was a heartbroken teenager making mixtapes with Fray songs for
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: girls that didn't like me on Valentine's Day.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were singing in on SingStar too.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: That's when you were a kid.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was a kid.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: Perfect. What was the style when you were in ten
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: to thirteen? What was the what were clothing? What? What
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: was that like?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Pretty similar to just what I wear now, kind of
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: just shorts and a T shirt. You know, maybe we
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: wear some jeans. I wanted jeans, Jenkos, but we were
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: rocking like like there would be kids walking around in
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: like am one basketball shorts, like fucking down to the ankles. Yeah,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, neon green basketball shorts pulling up to school
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: like the brightest green you've ever seen. If you were
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: deep in the Canadian woods, you'd be able to spot
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: me a mile away with those shorts on. And zigsis
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: what's that? Rebox rebox zigs?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: What were they?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: They were just shoes that the soles were zigs. We
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: had Nike shocks.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was our big.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Shoe like that.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, forces I was obsessed air Maxes with Allen iverson.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: You ever have air Max's air Max ninety fives.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: I wasn't cool enough to know that those were cool.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I had them, and I told people said, I'd kill
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: you if you tried me for these.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: In high school, kids started wearing those.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Get it the game, What I kill you if you
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: tried me for my MX ninety five's the game said
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: that yeah, M hate it or love it? Fitty, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: that's that's your nostalgia. You should be up on that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: G Unit had a pair of rebox that they made.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Really the units, the G Unit box. I got to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: take a peek at these things.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: They were cool, people had them. They weren't that expensive.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: I don't think I thought about it for a while,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: didn't do it, didn't pull Trigg.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Pretty generic.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah they were.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: It just looked like my shoes.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Understated, So that's cool. I'm glad.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: I'm glad I got to the bottom movie.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Guess how much they are? Now? Yeah?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: Are they expensive?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: They're not crazy expensive for shoes?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: What two hundred bucks?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Now they're fifteen hundred? What there's the women's are fifteen hundred,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: five hundred, five hundred?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Are you looking on stock.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: X eleven hundred? It's all like eBay and yeah, well
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: but that's how much people pay for like crazy shoes.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: I guess so right, Yeah, we're just.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Not shoe guys.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: I was you were, remember you weren't around yet. I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: went through a big shoe face.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: I just have always been obsessed with trying to find
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: ways to get things that other people have a hard
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: time getting. I'm a treasure hunter. Yeah you know what
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: So if you were to tell me right now, if
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: you're like, dude, I am obsessed. I'm obsessed with you know,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: golden jewels, like the jewel that you smoke. Okay, I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: don't even smoke jewels.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: You'd go get one, though, I would.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Do everything in my power to dedicate all of my
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: time to finding as many of them as I could.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: What if it costs ten g's, I would.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: Find a way to get them for retail. I would
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: travel to London if I had to.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not like that at all.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: Taking a show then meet some guy in Piccadilly or
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: Covent Garden.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Interesting, very interesting.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: I still can't get over the fact that Pat Bev
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: came on the pod and carries loose diamonds.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't really understand that either.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: I said at the time, are you doing an arm steel?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: That's what it seems like.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: That's the only time I've ever seen people trade in diamonds.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like he's going to Dwayne Reid being like,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: all right, let me let me cut you off a
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: sliver and takes out of diamond cliff bar because the.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: Only thing I can cut it is a diamond, right, Yeah,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: of course, I don't know if that's true.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: In Minecraft, iron I think actually cuts Diamond.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: The the Minecraft movie, you saw that theaters around the country, people.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Are destroying, destroying the teens. That's your generations everywhere. No,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: not my generation, that's teens.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: Why are you guys such ruffians?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: I don't really know why they're doing that. But that's
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: not like a new thing. I remember when I went
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: to see the Life of Timothy Green with my mom
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: and my and my friend and my siblings and and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: go to London. We went to London and uh, some
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: teens set off fire crackers in the theater. We had
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: to evacuate the building because we were like, there's a
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: shooting happening right now. Yeah, that's scary. It's pretty crazy.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: And it was like two girls, hmmm, Wow, they're probably
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: not only fans.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: I actually think that. Can I can you tell me
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: if this is wrong?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: They would be firecrackers in the in the theater is
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: a one way path to only fans.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, those girls do not have a consistent relationship with
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: their fathers.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: It just feels like I'm going down the same path,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Like I feel like twitch streaming is not as far,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: not that far off from being an OnlyFans girl when
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: you end the stream and then it's just you sitting
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: there sick.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: Is there an amount of money that if someone said, hey,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: I want you to crank your hog at the end
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: of the stream.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: No, there's no amount of money. None, none, No, there
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: really isn't. No. I really don't think there's amount of
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: money because I think I'm pretty like I'm comfortable enough
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: right now that like, yeah, obviously a billion dollars, I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: would never have to work again in a day in
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: my life, and no one I know would ever have
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: to work again. But the shame, like I wouldn't be
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: able to have a normal life after that. Imagine like
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: going out to dinner with someone, They're like, how did
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: you get this reservation? And you're like, I jerked off
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: on stream a decade ago and got a billion dollars
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And at which point nobody would care because you
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: know why, hairball.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Because everyone's gonna have to do that eventually. It's going
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: to be the new that's gonna be how we live.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: It could be talk into the jerking off fucking stream.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: But it also could be that, uh, the people you're
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: talking to weren't assessing your candidacy for.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Catholic school. You know what, everyone that has what that
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: amount of dis qualify. If you have a billion dollars,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: all people are asking is how did that person get
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: a billion dollars? Fine? Oh what do they do? Oh?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: He jerks off on camera. All right, Yeah, that's not
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: what I want people to say about.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: But people, we know, people that have only fans, and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: you say, well, how do they they We don't even
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: say that. We say, oh, they make this amount of
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: money on OnlyFans. And my reaction isn't whoror it's holy shit.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: I don't blame her. I would do the same. Now
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: I don't actually know because my circumstances are different. Right,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: it's to your point, who knows what went behind that decision.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's what we want to believe, is that
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: we say, right, good for them, Okay, I think deep
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: down you go whore. No, I don't. I don't care
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: if anyone does OnlyFans. I don't. I'm saying that's not
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: something that like. I think there's also I think it's
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: also a lot more socially acceptable for a woman to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: do OnlyFans than it is for me to be playing
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: video games for three hours and then at the end
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: of it wrap it up with me cherking off on camera.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: Is there a nudity thing on Twitch?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Band span Yeah. They would shut my stream.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: And I saw this clip once of like a girl
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: pulling her tits out on a Twitch stream and all
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: the people that were on the mic were.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Like, no, no, yeah, I think you just get banned immediately.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: It'd be like if we uploaded the podcast to YouTube
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  Speaker 3: one day and all of our dicks were out in
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: the fucking thumb now, and they'd be like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: this is not You're not allowed to do that. This
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  Speaker 3: isn't a website.
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  Speaker 7: I just don't know the I don't know the different
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  Speaker 7: streams because it's Twitter. You can do it on Twitter.
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  Speaker 3: You could kill someone on stream, yeah, and they'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's not against our terms of service, so we
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  Speaker 3: have to leave it up. Technically.
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  Speaker 7: This is what I was going to say to you
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  Speaker 7: last episode that I forgot. I've been seeing I've been
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: getting fed this new thing that is amazing. It's Thailand
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  Speaker 7: Military Service and it is apparently, and I have no
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: idea if this is true or not, but apparently it's
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  Speaker 7: a lottery. If you get selected for mandatory military service, right,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: and they draw a card and if it's red, you go,
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  Speaker 7: if it's black, you don't, and they hate the soldiers
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: are there, and then the new candidate comes forward and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: they keep showing videos on this particular channel of the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: most effeminate gay presumably gay men walking forward for this
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: selection process, wearing high heel lipstick rouge, and the soldier
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  Speaker 7: takes their hand and like twirls them and then they
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: draw the card and then they tell them you're not
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: in the military. And then these guys start like weeping
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  Speaker 7: and like trying to kiss the cheeks of the soldiers,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: and everybody's part of it. Everybody's on board. Yeah, it's
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: very funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta see this.
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  Speaker 7: I want to find one of these.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta send me that. I will.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's great. That's what I've been seeing a lot
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: of lately.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. The mandatory draft lottery shit is insane. That's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: like the that big K pop were they in Thailand?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: That's Korean? Yeah, they got they're just in the military now,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: all of them, I think so. Yeah, and they were
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: like the biggest band probably on the planet.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: There are exemptions there was that golfer who in the Olympics.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: If he had won a medal, I think he would
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: have been exempt from military and he missed it by
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: he missed it by like one putt.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: That's so fucked up. I know, that's unbelievably make this putt.
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  Speaker 7: And you don't have to do basic training in two
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: years of you know, military service in a country that well,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: I guess it's better that they're not really in any wars,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: although there's always the threat from North Korea.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Of course, the looming threat. All right, that was fun,
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  Speaker 3: that's it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, No, we've been going for well over an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Is that so?
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  Speaker 7: How fun? Hey, I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying getting to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: know you again. I'm learning so much about you totally.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: Was England the only place that you guys went as
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: a family for that trip?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 7: How many European have you been to? Any other European countries?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 7: France and Italy with your family? Now buddies, Sololo, you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: went alone.
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  Speaker 3: Out with my buddies. That's not solo. I didn't go
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: with my family.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: Italy and France on the same trip with them. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: that sounds cool. I'd like to hear about that.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: Might as well save it for our next episode. We
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: will the travels of Hairball sasquatch bo Peter's Nate Francis
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  Speaker 7: couldn't make it.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Frances couldn't make it. All right, awesome, all right.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be in Kansas City, West, Naiak, Dallas and Chicago
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  Speaker 7: to round out my spring tour.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: I'm excited about that. Chicago's flying tickets at punch Up
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  Speaker 7: Dot Live Slash Francis Sellas and I'll see you there.
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  Speaker 3: What do you got? Oh? I got edmonted next week,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: ed Philly the second weekend of May. I think it's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: like around May and those tickets are going fast. Nice.
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  Speaker 10: Well you can goodbye, you.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: Get a round.
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  Speaker 11: falling one bad.
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  Speaker 3: Did it was.
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  Speaker 7: So so?
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