Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show July 28th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Alright, well, we just had Comic Con twenty twenty six,
- 0:08Speaker 1: San Diego comic Con. There's a billion comic cons. This
- 0:12Speaker 1: is this is the comic.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Con though, right, is it still the comic Con?
- 0:15Speaker 3: Here's the thing, comic Con is a trademark, copyright already.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Preserved phrase the cons.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Hey, you have to have conventions everywhere, but there's San Diego,
- 0:25Speaker 3: New York too big.
- 0:26Speaker 1: But all of of all these things, this is the
- 0:29Speaker 1: one still, yes, Okay, like the the pole that's right.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Yeah, the headlines are about the blah blah blah trailer
- 0:36Speaker 3: and so forth.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Which they've announced they're going to be staying in San
- 0:39Speaker 1: Diego for a while too, because there was like some
- 0:41Speaker 1: talk about.
- 0:41Speaker 4: Maybe yeah they're thinking about moving.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Yeah, because of like hotel capacity or something else.
- 0:45Speaker 4: I at least twenty thirty I.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Believe, you know, it's good.
- 0:48Speaker 3: It's a good city for that. The only other bigger
- 0:50Speaker 3: cities that have just hotel capacity is Vegas.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Really yeah, but Sea Mass has been going down there
- 0:56Speaker 1: for a number of years talking to his favorite group
- 0:58Speaker 1: of people, that would be the nerd, some of the
- 1:00Speaker 1: geeks and the people who attend comic Con, and what
- 1:04Speaker 1: do we have from Comic Con twenty twenty six.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Well, we're going to talk to a little special this year.
- 1:08Speaker 3: We're going to talk to characters about the things they
- 1:10Speaker 3: bought in some of their preferences. So everyone you're talking
- 1:13Speaker 3: to is a costume character, which I have said before.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I like that. I like that. Everyone's it's fun, it's
- 1:18Speaker 3: you know, it's okay.
- 1:18Speaker 4: What percentage of the people are in costume.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Most Yeah, you got a lot of these the hardcore
- 1:24Speaker 3: dorks who are there just to buy stuff and go
- 1:26Speaker 3: to these panels. But a lot of people are there
- 1:28Speaker 3: for the fun and they add a little bit of
- 1:29Speaker 3: the whims play exactly so much. So this first guy,
- 1:33Speaker 3: very large, very sweaty, he's something. He's the gray Hulk there,
- 1:36Speaker 3: you know, you know the Hulk. He's green. Yeah, well, no,
- 1:38Speaker 3: there's different ones. There's red and gray and blue and
- 1:40Speaker 3: purple and whatever. Well, he's gonna tell us about being
- 1:42Speaker 3: the gray Hulk. Mister gray Hulk, you look scary and imposing.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Why is that?
- 1:46Speaker 4: Because I'm always angry?
- 1:49Speaker 3: Why are you so angry, mister grey Hulk. Gray Hulk's
- 1:51Speaker 3: a gangster, so I hate everything, the law, the rules. Yeah, nice,
- 1:56Speaker 3: did you buy anything here? At Comic Con, Gray Hulk
- 1:59Speaker 3: a couple of nights ago. Oh yeah, I bought a
- 2:00Speaker 3: vintage poster Flash Gordon woes in German? What's Flash Gordon
- 2:05Speaker 3: in German?
- 2:06Speaker 4: Friggins is dorrits chat don't know for.
- 2:09Speaker 3: That Flash Gordon poster. How much did you pay for that?
- 2:12Speaker 1: Nerve crack? All right, Greyhoul, No, probably nothing, a five
- 2:16Speaker 1: finger discount because he's a gangster, stole it her?
- 2:19Speaker 5: I mean was he a sober gentleman?
- 2:21Speaker 3: Uh?
- 2:21Speaker 1: He's just old.
- 2:22Speaker 6: Oh yeah, an incredible improv factor as well, taking.
- 2:28Speaker 1: This great whole costume going down to San Diego see
- 2:32Speaker 1: on Monday.
- 2:32Speaker 3: My wives are involved in this case.
- 2:37Speaker 6: Vintage flash German splash friggincy George, let's say forty five dollars.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I feel like we got to check it with board
- 2:45Speaker 1: on these things too. I don't even know where to
- 2:47Speaker 1: begin on reference. Yeah, I know what.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Let's not time he abought a poster for anything.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Fifty bucks.
- 2:52Speaker 3: I'll tell you where to begin. You got it was
- 2:54Speaker 3: if it was a German original print Flash Gordon Flash
- 2:56Speaker 3: Gordon's what thirty years forty years old?
- 2:58Speaker 4: Now?
- 2:58Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you know, there's some rare there.
- 3:00Speaker 6: But who cares about flashcooring, but.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I don't like how much is a poster for anything,
- 3:04Speaker 1: like like a poster something that's popular today?
- 3:08Speaker 3: Oh today?
- 3:09Speaker 1: What would a poster.
- 3:10Speaker 6: The events that I go to, like, some of the
- 3:12Speaker 6: posters go for no more than that between thirty and
- 3:16Speaker 6: sixty dollars.
- 3:17Speaker 3: And what they do is they do the same thing
- 3:19Speaker 3: they do with all these cards, is they specifically do
- 3:21Speaker 3: limited runs and special editions, so they build in their
- 3:25Speaker 3: own scarcity exclusivity with that.
- 3:27Speaker 5: I'm going to say two hundred.
- 3:28Speaker 7: What do you what do you think, bort uh German Seabst.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Was this the movie from the eighties Flashcorn? Or was
- 3:34Speaker 7: this original flashcorn like the fifties, forties, oh, eighties, eighties
- 3:39Speaker 7: German Gousa say one hundred and fifty bucks.
- 3:42Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty bucks.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sticking with fifty.
- 3:44Speaker 5: I'm sticking with two hundred.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you know what, uh one seventy five? Oh no,
- 3:50Speaker 1: I mean somewhere somewhere in the middle of that, because
- 3:52Speaker 1: I think it's like maybe an inflated comic con price.
- 3:55Speaker 1: That's also true. You know, I'm sitting out forty five still,
- 3:58Speaker 1: All right, let's find out how much should grey Hawk
- 4:00Speaker 1: pay for that Flash Gordon poster? How much did you
- 4:03Speaker 1: pay for that nerd crap?
- 4:04Speaker 3: Probably something round over two hundred bucks? Whoa, but worth it,
- 4:09Speaker 3: right because it's Flash Gordon in German?
- 4:12Speaker 4: Right right?
- 4:15Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
- 4:17Speaker 6: Sounds like you take a dump.
- 4:19Speaker 3: He looked like it too. Now. One of the other
- 4:21Speaker 3: things I did this year at Comic Con is I
- 4:23Speaker 3: tried to see if I could get these nerds to
- 4:25Speaker 3: crap on other nerds, because you know, that's what everybody
- 4:29Speaker 3: with a working adult brain says, Hey, adult, what are
- 4:32Speaker 3: you doing buying spenty two hundred dollars and dressing up
- 4:34Speaker 3: like a cartoon character.
- 4:36Speaker 1: There's like a divide, right, I mean, you're a Star
- 4:38Speaker 1: Wars guy board, but the Star Wars and Star Trek
- 4:43Speaker 1: people don't really mingle.
- 4:44Speaker 7: Yeah, there's some of that where you have your diehard
- 4:47Speaker 7: Star Wars fans that go up against the Treky's and stuff,
- 4:50Speaker 7: or those guys are losers.
- 4:52Speaker 2: No, I like Truk.
- 4:54Speaker 3: I like Trek.
- 4:54Speaker 7: I don't understand the Doctor Who people. I don't understand
- 4:57Speaker 7: that at all. I think that's some of the weirdest
- 4:58Speaker 7: dorky stuff on the planet.
- 5:00Speaker 4: That is at all.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Now, So there's what I try to see if I
- 5:03Speaker 3: can get some of that out of people. But on
- 5:04Speaker 3: the other hand, they're going to be like because they
- 5:05Speaker 3: know if they attack someone else that they're vulnerable. So
- 5:08Speaker 3: we'll find out.
- 5:08Speaker 1: We'll see if all right, the Grey Hulk.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Now you're the coolest thing. The Grey Hulk and Flash
- 5:14Speaker 3: Gordon are the coolest thing. Is a comic on Is
- 5:16Speaker 3: there anything that you look down upon? It's like, Oh,
- 5:18Speaker 3: that's kind of dorky for kids, kind of stupid.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Anything that's d c Quary Hall rules, anything that's d.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I said rules, that's an adult guys McDonald's. That's a
- 5:39Speaker 1: grown man in there.
- 5:39Speaker 6: But they're like putting all the DC and Marvel together now,
- 5:43Speaker 6: like the newest movie that's about He's not here for it.
- 5:45Speaker 6: It's yeah, they're mixing all the characters.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Well, they've done that that years ago with the comic
- 5:51Speaker 3: books back when I was I knew that because I
- 5:53Speaker 3: was ten years old at the time and I was
- 5:54Speaker 3: age appropriately reading them.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Right, we'll see who else SeaBASS ran into at Comic
- 6:01Speaker 1: Con twenty twenty six in San Diego. It's coming up
- 6:03Speaker 1: next here on the Woody Show.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Hang Up.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Man, Menace, You pissed somebody up six two six. No,
- 6:13Speaker 1: they aren't Menace.
- 6:14Speaker 3: They're not making Marvel and DC mixed movies together.
- 6:17Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Menace is always giving wrong
- 6:20Speaker 1: information on the show. It's very concerning. Sea Bass needs
- 6:23Speaker 1: to check everything Menace says on the show. Again, he's
- 6:25Speaker 1: always giving wrong info. Take it easy, dude, Bort.
- 6:29Speaker 6: What what's the characters in Doomsday?
- 6:32Speaker 7: Those are the Marvel characters? But I did correct the texter.
- 6:35Speaker 7: I said, I think Menace is confused because they crossed
- 6:38Speaker 7: over the DC Marvel comics characters and comic book form
- 6:41Speaker 7: this year with Batman Adepol.
- 6:43Speaker 6: But they said there X men characters in the new
- 6:46Speaker 6: Doomsday trailer.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all Marvel. That's that's all Marvel. They were
- 6:51Speaker 7: just different h Hollywood studios that owned the properties for
- 6:54Speaker 7: a while.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Who knows.
- 6:55Speaker 1: It could be everything that Greg's ever wanted in life
- 6:57Speaker 1: on the line, cars tell me which witch whatever, and
- 7:01Speaker 1: all he would have to do is correct identify witches?
- 7:03Speaker 3: Which right, Yeah, we're really we're gonna upset over Menaces
- 7:08Speaker 3: comic book news.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Right, people are nuts, man, Yeah, I forget these are losers.
- 7:15Speaker 3: We're dealing with Menace Diego Comic Con.
- 7:17Speaker 1: Sea Bass was on the scene talking to different people.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Who's next. This is Shorty.
- 7:21Speaker 3: She is one of the characters from Killer Clowns from
- 7:23Speaker 3: Outer Space. Nice. It is a nineteen eighty eight cult classic.
- 7:27Speaker 3: H I don't think they've ever remade it except for
- 7:29Speaker 3: as a video game. But it's about these little you know,
- 7:32Speaker 3: it's it's that quirky campy.
- 7:34Speaker 5: So I guess it's about clowns who kill and they're
- 7:36Speaker 5: also from outer space.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Well, that's that's that's that's Shorty. She'll tell us, And
- 7:39Speaker 3: what do you guys do killer Clowns do?
- 7:41Speaker 8: We're gonna turn you into cotton candy and then we're
- 7:43Speaker 8: gonna eat you.
- 7:44Speaker 3: It's a gun.
- 7:45Speaker 8: Yeah, it turns people. It's what turns the people into
- 7:48Speaker 8: potton candy.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Oh that's scary. Have you bought anything cool at comic Con, Shorty? Yeah?
- 7:52Speaker 8: I got two figures from Panteon Stocking.
- 7:54Speaker 1: What the hell's that?
- 7:55Speaker 8: It's an anime?
- 7:56Speaker 3: Not shocking? How much diold you pay for both of those?
- 8:00Speaker 3: Nerd craft it's panty and I was like the Panteon stocking,
- 8:05Speaker 3: this is panty and stock and stock with garter belt.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Japanese shockingly. It's an anime about scantily clad school girl
- 8:17Speaker 3: age superheroes.
- 8:19Speaker 9: Their names knee socks, garter belt, scanty, brief and panty.
- 8:24Speaker 4: And here's the thing, what's the name again?
- 8:26Speaker 3: Panty and and stock like panti is not panty.
- 8:31Speaker 5: No panty stocking.
- 8:34Speaker 2: I think Tyler watches this one.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Yeah about say, these sort of things usually appeal to
- 8:38Speaker 3: perverted men losers.
- 8:40Speaker 4: That's right.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I forgot that Tyler watch this kind of stuff like
- 8:42Speaker 1: legitimate he watches it, super into it. Not is he
- 8:45Speaker 1: watching tug? Is it one of these? It's like no,
- 8:47Speaker 1: I'm saying, luckily, I don't know. It's like a thing
- 8:49Speaker 1: that like U turn on for him.
- 8:51Speaker 7: Well, I mean his computer did get messed up the
- 8:53Speaker 7: other day. They said something about the power buttons all
- 8:56Speaker 7: sticky and stuff. Something happened to it.
- 8:59Speaker 6: And I think he's into splorching.
- 9:02Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, sitting in food.
- 9:05Speaker 3: What is the splortching? That's uh like like.
- 9:09Speaker 5: Oh that's splotching food.
- 9:12Speaker 1: You talk to some of those people at one point, right,
- 9:14Speaker 1: is that the people tentacle porn?
- 9:17Speaker 4: Right?
- 9:18Speaker 2: Right?
- 9:18Speaker 3: Right?
- 9:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 9:19Speaker 1: That's really yeah? All right, So what she did too little?
- 9:24Speaker 3: Too little? Cartoon or plastic characters from the and the
- 9:28Speaker 3: Japanese anime Panty and Stocking. Both characters both little was
- 9:33Speaker 3: like three inch, you know, plastic generic crap, you know,
- 9:36Speaker 3: stuff that's killing the environment.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I don't about so board set the bar on this one,
- 9:40Speaker 1: all right.
- 9:40Speaker 7: Anime figures, you got to seabas. They were in separate boxes,
- 9:44Speaker 7: right too, Yeah, to for both both separately.
- 9:46Speaker 1: So he knows the questions to ask.
- 9:48Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, so uh size on them the boxes
- 9:52Speaker 7: ten inches three inches? As I just said a minute ago,
- 9:55Speaker 7: I tune you out a lot.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Sorry, I see, Well it happens.
- 10:01Speaker 3: All right, I have anyway, that's how we go.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I'm gonna go fifty bucks for.
- 10:08Speaker 1: The fifty bucks again, I'm gonna are you are you
- 10:12Speaker 1: taking into account comic con surge pricingh fair?
- 10:16Speaker 7: Also a little inches sent to three inches?
- 10:19Speaker 2: That is really bugging me.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Seventy five dollars, So she said, okay, thirty.
- 10:24Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty thirty five.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Menace going sixty sixty bucks. Let's find out how much
- 10:30Speaker 1: did she pay? How much would you pay for both
- 10:33Speaker 1: of those nerd crap?
- 10:35Speaker 8: Forty dollars for both her figures?
- 10:37Speaker 3: Is not that bad? And they get to go probably
- 10:39Speaker 3: what like on your fireplace or do you have a
- 10:41Speaker 3: special cabinet aside for them?
- 10:42Speaker 8: I've got like a little shelf in my room for them.
- 10:44Speaker 3: That's in like the east wing of the manor of
- 10:46Speaker 3: the estate.
- 10:47Speaker 8: Yes, I've got my own room on the spaceship.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Oh back to the spaceship, yep. I know these things. Always,
- 10:55Speaker 3: these segments always bum Greg out. I'll give her a credit.
- 10:59Speaker 4: Why, Yeah, because she's a woman, right, not a child.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I give her some credit. She's in her probably early twenties,
- 11:06Speaker 3: so there's the first time as well into his fifties.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Legal woman a shelf in her bedroom with anime figurines?
- 11:14Speaker 4: What about that is not depressing?
- 11:17Speaker 2: I don't see it as depressing.
- 11:18Speaker 7: I'm seeing it as she has stuff on her shelf
- 11:20Speaker 7: and she's enjoying her home, the things.
- 11:22Speaker 3: In it's okayribe the situation.
- 11:25Speaker 7: Well, I don't see it as depressing though, Like what
- 11:27Speaker 7: things are on your shop that make you happy?
- 11:29Speaker 2: Greg?
- 11:29Speaker 1: Wine?
- 11:30Speaker 4: Adult things? I don't like wine?
- 11:33Speaker 2: Do you read the books?
- 11:34Speaker 4: Framed photos? What else would I have? A plant?
- 11:38Speaker 2: Okay?
- 11:38Speaker 3: Uh?
- 11:39Speaker 4: You know stuff that a.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Person sounds exciting like, I don't get it.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean?
- 11:45Speaker 1: I like, there are things that I like her that
- 11:47Speaker 1: I'm into that other people don't understand. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 11:50Speaker 1: so why I consider to say, I don't get it.
- 11:52Speaker 1: I don't care what you do with your house. It's
- 11:54Speaker 1: a curious choice. And what about a rustic piece of
- 11:56Speaker 1: pottery with a plant? And it is not exciting by yeah.
- 12:04Speaker 3: This is also why the birth rates in the toilet
- 12:06Speaker 3: is because a woman of her age fifty years ago
- 12:08Speaker 3: would be I have a family. Now she's dressing like
- 12:11Speaker 3: a clown.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Years ago.
- 12:14Speaker 7: But okay, great, thanks, So.
- 12:17Speaker 3: Now I'll ask her the same question. Is she loves
- 12:19Speaker 3: killer clowns? But is there anything that's you know, greg
- 12:21Speaker 3: stupid and they mature at comic con? No one knows
- 12:24Speaker 3: killer clowns matter, space super cool whatever that anime was
- 12:27Speaker 3: super cool? Is there anything that a comic con it's like,
- 12:30Speaker 3: maybe kind of not as cool the.
- 12:33Speaker 8: Big anime women and it's very very the very nsf
- 12:37Speaker 8: W stuh.
- 12:38Speaker 3: I think I saw they saw like they like a.
- 12:40Speaker 5: Little botty pillows.
- 12:42Speaker 3: You wouldn't want one of those of like Superman maybe no, no, no,
- 12:47Speaker 3: I would buy that table because it's comic con. Is
- 12:49Speaker 3: it's very family friendly.
- 12:51Speaker 6: How Ever, there's a little knotty section where you have
- 12:54Speaker 6: to go through the beads.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's that? It's just not even beads. I
- 12:57Speaker 3: just sent a picture to a Woody and de Menace
- 12:59Speaker 3: and it's a it's a Japanese clearly a schoolgirl and
- 13:04Speaker 3: in English it says a spell that makes you d
- 13:06Speaker 3: bigger and she's like lifting up her shirt. And there's
- 13:08Speaker 3: a whole like package of like these printed books and
- 13:12Speaker 3: DVDs and even computer games you can get.
- 13:14Speaker 5: Yeah, does Tyler of any of those?
- 13:17Speaker 4: Oh?
- 13:17Speaker 1: Yeah, he has extra shower today.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Yeah. Actually, yeah, actually a filth on old Tyler now
- 13:25Speaker 3: because I think because it's.
- 13:26Speaker 1: His hair is all disheveled. He had is on backwards
- 13:29Speaker 1: but also barely sitting on top of his head. Oh
- 13:31Speaker 1: that's probably the guys.
- 13:32Speaker 7: He had a rough weekend. Okay, like he's still now recovered.
- 13:34Speaker 7: It's been days. He's he's not even in this room.
- 13:37Speaker 6: He said that he was just gonna go to bed.
- 13:39Speaker 3: But you kicked Tyler out of the production room because
- 13:41Speaker 3: he has too bad to be.
- 13:42Speaker 7: Oh well no, it's more so that he sported on
- 13:45Speaker 7: his you know, his.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Computers, so we didn't want him in there.
- 13:48Speaker 7: For that anymore. You know he can work in another one.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Here, let's get one more. This is from Seabaster's trip
- 13:54Speaker 1: to the San Diego Comic Con.
- 13:56Speaker 3: And this guy he had a costume that on one
- 13:58Speaker 3: half Batman other half Superman. Super bat was his fun
- 14:02Speaker 3: little cot like this.
- 14:04Speaker 1: It's a real thing.
- 14:05Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't know. Maybe I'm saying that he
- 14:07Speaker 3: come up with that combination or is it.
- 14:08Speaker 7: It looked pre made? It's from Superman Batman comics.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's what me. So it's a real character,
- 14:14Speaker 1: Marvel or DC DC.
- 14:17Speaker 3: Let's talk to him on your left ear Superman on
- 14:19Speaker 3: your right, your Batman? How did this happen? One day
- 14:22Speaker 3: of deciding which one is gonna be?
- 14:23Speaker 1: Which ones works best? I'm like, just why not?
- 14:26Speaker 3: Fi FLI half a yearly is a billionaire? Have you
- 14:28Speaker 3: bought any merchandise here at comic Con?
- 14:30Speaker 10: On this klingon? Godbout an So you got a klingon
- 14:36Speaker 10: like sword thing foam hard pham. So that's about three
- 14:40Speaker 10: foot big sword thing.
- 14:41Speaker 3: How much would you pay for that?
- 14:42Speaker 4: Nerd crat?
- 14:43Speaker 6: Now that's why the birth race are down right there.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Save some broads for the rest of us.
- 14:50Speaker 5: My Mom's listening to this.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Is right. Well, that's a problem is because nerd nerd
- 14:56Speaker 3: culture is so accepted these days. No one bullied this
- 14:58Speaker 3: guy and getting out there and talking to chicks. He
- 15:00Speaker 3: just sits at home.
- 15:00Speaker 9: And but see, bass, I feel like there's a part
- 15:02Speaker 9: of you that would agree with me that like, this
- 15:05Speaker 9: is exactly where he belongs, and I'm really happy for him.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I agree with that definitely.
- 15:08Speaker 3: I've always thought about comic con, is there's there over
- 15:11Speaker 3: the past twenty thirty years as literally Marvel movies are
- 15:14Speaker 3: the biggest movie. They are now the mainstream. There's a
- 15:17Speaker 3: lot of casuals that show up. But when you go
- 15:19Speaker 3: to comic Con, you find this guy, you.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Find Yeah, this is like his everything.
- 15:23Speaker 4: Yeesh, it's big day.
- 15:25Speaker 1: I agree with this one. I'd rather have these weirdos
- 15:27Speaker 1: in society that don't really hurt anybody, just good morning.
- 15:30Speaker 1: What he show them with board it's not depressing, They're
- 15:32Speaker 1: not depressed. It's just what they're into.
- 15:34Speaker 7: Sure, Yeah, I mean we could.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Judge it and go like, how are you fifty? How
- 15:39Speaker 1: are you fifty? And going around in a great HAWLK
- 15:41Speaker 1: suit going rules.
- 15:45Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean saying, yeah, they can't do this, you.
- 15:48Speaker 5: Can't walk among us.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Yeah, they should be taken out, and nobody said that.
- 15:52Speaker 3: I don't know why they enjoy this stuff because we
- 15:53Speaker 3: all were twelve years old at one point. Yeah, but also,
- 15:56Speaker 3: like you know, I think the whole lonely, you know,
- 16:00Speaker 3: womans loser thing, because there's plenty of women that are
- 16:02Speaker 3: in this kind of stuff.
- 16:03Speaker 1: I just don't know the women who are into it.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Are they interested in like relationships and dudes or is
- 16:08Speaker 1: it just more like you know what I mean, more asexual. Yeah,
- 16:12Speaker 1: I won't say.
- 16:13Speaker 9: This guy sounds just like Aiden from Love on the Spectrum,
- 16:18Speaker 9: who dated this girl Danny, who was very hyper sexual.
- 16:22Speaker 8: Nice she was, and they were very into comic Con.
- 16:25Speaker 5: That's where they met for the first time. She was
- 16:27Speaker 5: specifically looking for somebody to bang.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so what are we being on with.
- 16:31Speaker 3: If you ever watched Star Trek, especially the next generation,
- 16:33Speaker 3: they have these two handed sword things that are kind
- 16:35Speaker 3: of like staffs with spikes on them bad battle ax
- 16:38Speaker 3: or whatever you call it, battle yeah battle Okay, So
- 16:44Speaker 3: he bought a replica one of those things out I mean,
- 16:46Speaker 3: out of foam whatever that's worth. That was his purchase.
- 16:49Speaker 7: Hmmm, what do you think bort one hundred and fifty bucks?
- 16:56Speaker 7: Fifty he said, replica as opposed to the real one. Yes,
- 17:04Speaker 7: it's immediately hundred fifty bucks up.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wow.
- 17:09Speaker 1: I mean again, my original thought was like more like fifty.
- 17:12Speaker 5: You know what, I'll meet him halfway.
- 17:13Speaker 6: I'll do one hundred, I'll do seventy five five.
- 17:16Speaker 7: Was there paint details on this with a multi color Yeah.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it looked. It looked legit. All right, put me
- 17:22Speaker 1: down for sixty nine dollars.
- 17:24Speaker 4: Great, that's a great bid. What put me down for
- 17:28Speaker 4: seventy dollars?
- 17:29Speaker 1: Seventy dollars? All right, let's find out how much would
- 17:32Speaker 1: you pay for that nerd crap? One hundred hundred bucks.
- 17:35Speaker 10: That's gonna go like a mantle or in the drawing
- 17:38Speaker 10: room above the fireplace along with Joker's head.
- 17:45Speaker 1: Isn't that where you have your your flamethrower. It's mounted
- 17:48Speaker 1: on the walls, and it was not ites in the
- 17:50Speaker 1: studio studio there it is.
- 17:52Speaker 3: Check it out.
- 17:55Speaker 7: Engineering found that the other day, by the way, Yeah.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Oh, they found they found like cool flame for cont like, oh,
- 18:03Speaker 3: you were moving and you bring it in and I
- 18:04Speaker 3: forgot what I brought it in here for me just
- 18:06Speaker 3: for decor because you know Greg's looks so good.
- 18:08Speaker 5: Yeah, of course is this the ABSA thing or is
- 18:10Speaker 5: this something else?
- 18:12Speaker 3: This is what Elon was doing. He was real, right,
- 18:14Speaker 3: well it's it's he shoots flamed.
- 18:17Speaker 9: Okay, I didn't know if it was that color of
- 18:18Speaker 9: smokeing to be that was that was the CO two
- 18:21Speaker 9: thing technically to say it's more of a propane gun.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Real flamethrower would have, you know, like napalm or something. Yeah,
- 18:26Speaker 3: and they feel like.
- 18:29Speaker 6: Like over like two hundred feet.
- 18:30Speaker 1: He used it to brown the turkey that we microgiving. Yeah,
- 18:34Speaker 1: when we had it out on the street.
- 18:35Speaker 6: A real flame flower you can buy, you can buy
- 18:37Speaker 6: in like the streets of Detroit, and they'll shoot like
- 18:40Speaker 6: a hundred feet.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are designed for killing, killing Commis or not.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Commy probably killed some commies too, all right, Well, it's
- 18:48Speaker 3: good to know.
- 18:49Speaker 1: We have that in here. Yeah, just in case somebody
- 18:51Speaker 1: goes crazy one day. Sure, at least have some type
- 18:54Speaker 1: of weapon. One more clip here from from super Bad. Yeah,
- 19:00Speaker 1: the same thing.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Anything he finds uninteresting, right, Yeah?
- 19:03Speaker 1: So yeah, is there another group.
- 19:05Speaker 3: That's like lame right there? We go. Is there anything
- 19:07Speaker 3: here that you see that you're like, oh, that's just
- 19:08Speaker 3: not for me.
- 19:09Speaker 7: Man, good Japanese call comic books reading for him backwards.
- 19:12Speaker 3: Sometimes there's Japanese kind of books. There are sexy ladies,
- 19:17Speaker 3: any sexy ladies in your life?
- 19:20Speaker 1: A Sailor Moon? Sailor Moon?
- 19:22Speaker 3: I was gonna guess like Lois Lane or with a
- 19:24Speaker 3: chick from Batman or whatever. No, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon?
- 19:27Speaker 3: How old is Sailor Moon? I know?
- 19:31Speaker 6: What do I remember?
- 19:32Speaker 1: I have been the same a long time in the show.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of skirting the line between fourteen and sixteen
- 19:43Speaker 3: years old.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Wow, okay, yeah, that's not okay.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Look I had a crush on Punky Brewster, but I
- 19:48Speaker 1: was also a child of the same age.
- 19:50Speaker 4: And a lot of.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Girls will, for like Halloween, dress up a Sailor Moon
- 19:53Speaker 3: and it's super hot young ladies women, I should say,
- 19:55Speaker 3: to be more most specific. Yeah, but yeah, if you're
- 19:57Speaker 3: whacking it to the original cartoon, that's not great.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Alright, Well there you go.
- 20:01Speaker 4: That's uh, we'll see.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Bass brought back his reconnaissance from San Diegoo, Comic Con
- 20:06Speaker 1: six show and Shark Week on Discovery Rolls. On anybody
- 20:13Speaker 1: watch any of the stuff. Yet nothing nah, nothing, You've
- 20:17Speaker 1: never really even been into it at all, Like ripping
- 20:20Speaker 1: out over Shark week. It didn't be cool to be,
- 20:23Speaker 1: you know, going somewhere, you know, like he goes like
- 20:25Speaker 1: in Florida, you can feed alligators are cool to feed sharks.
- 20:28Speaker 5: Yeah, like the person goes in the shark cage or
- 20:31Speaker 5: like the sharks go around it.
- 20:32Speaker 1: That's cool, or like go out on the ocean.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Hum.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Yeah, and I watched pretty cool, but getting in the
- 20:38Speaker 1: cage way to do that? You can do that in
- 20:41Speaker 1: Hawaiian I got to the north shore there, like uh yeah, yeah, damn, Greg,
- 20:46Speaker 1: sharks don't have hands. They they got the hoopa, but
- 20:53Speaker 1: they can ram the cave, remember and hoopers from the
- 20:56Speaker 1: into theoper yeah hooper.
- 20:58Speaker 4: Yeah, look at that situation.
- 20:59Speaker 1: When to thank you anyway, Sara's it's shark week on Discovery.
- 21:04Speaker 1: It is cartnarc week here on the Woody Show. Yes, sir,
- 21:08Speaker 1: Agent Sebastian out there patrolling, shumming the parking lots and
- 21:15Speaker 1: finding people and just wait five minutes, you'll find someone
- 21:17Speaker 1: who's gonna be a lazy bones and try not to
- 21:19Speaker 1: return that cart and whoopoop, here comes the agent of
- 21:22Speaker 1: the cart narks, what do you got for us?
- 21:24Speaker 3: This is our special agent, Agent Robonarc. What's going? Half man,
- 21:29Speaker 3: half machine? And you would think that if someone started
- 21:32Speaker 3: talking to you in a robotic voice out in public
- 21:35Speaker 3: in the park parking lot, you probably say you probably
- 21:37Speaker 3: address that, wouldn't you? Like? What are you talking? Well?
- 21:39Speaker 3: What never happens? Robarc? So, but he's much more logical
- 21:43Speaker 3: even than I, Agent Sebastian. So this lady she's got
- 21:46Speaker 3: she's older, but she has two younger you know, eight
- 21:49Speaker 3: adults in the back seat. She just says, you know
- 21:51Speaker 3: what to do? That the handicap walkway and just a dumpt.
- 21:54Speaker 1: My cart right there.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Can screw screw you if you need to open your door,
- 21:57Speaker 3: because then now there's a cart in your way, or
- 21:58Speaker 3: if you've got a walker or a power chair, you
- 22:01Speaker 3: gotta go around or go through my cart. So Agent
- 22:03Speaker 3: Robonark sees if he can get through to her, why
- 22:06Speaker 3: that's not a good thing to do. Scoop detaly, whoop weep,
- 22:08Speaker 3: whoop weep, we whoop we woo. Did you see who
- 22:11Speaker 3: left this card here?
- 22:12Speaker 8: Ma'am?
- 22:13Speaker 3: I got it from there, I got her, So you
- 22:15Speaker 3: think that's where they belong. It was there, that's wasn't
- 22:18Speaker 3: the question? Well I got it from there.
- 22:21Speaker 5: I left it there.
- 22:21Speaker 3: When your children use that on you do you say
- 22:24Speaker 3: it wasn't even there? It was blocking the handicaps. So
- 22:26Speaker 3: I want to get off myself, take it off. I
- 22:30Speaker 3: left it there and I got it, So you understand
- 22:32Speaker 3: that it is a problem.
- 22:34Speaker 4: Say, yeah, there it is.
- 22:36Speaker 3: The excuse, well that's where I found it. Yeah, every
- 22:40Speaker 3: parent has heard that a trillion times. Is that where
- 22:43Speaker 3: it belongs? Well, that's where I found it, not the question,
- 22:45Speaker 3: I asked. And then her excuse was watching it was
- 22:47Speaker 3: actually blocking the handicapped spots. Why did you get out
- 22:49Speaker 3: to move it?
- 22:50Speaker 1: So you understood, I will take Like if I go
- 22:54Speaker 1: to the grocery store and there's a card that somebody's
- 22:56Speaker 1: left out like a lazy bones, I'll take that cart
- 22:58Speaker 1: and use it as my own.
- 22:59Speaker 5: Yeah, I do too.
- 23:00Speaker 3: I not only that, I'll do it. I don't use
- 23:02Speaker 3: cars that off and I'll just take it back with me.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll re home it us.
- 23:07Speaker 3: Okay, So she's she's trying to excuse is she's not
- 23:10Speaker 3: listening to the robo ark here? So you gotta put
- 23:12Speaker 3: out the magnet that says I don't return a shopping
- 23:13Speaker 3: car like a jerk, and apply it to their car
- 23:15Speaker 3: because magnets apparently disabled cars.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it keeps them from working.
- 23:19Speaker 3: He understands the problem. Then I work for the sexy
- 23:22Speaker 3: and powerful car. Narks, magnet being applied. You better stop
- 23:27Speaker 3: ever tough on me. But you blocked the handicap spot man,
- 23:33Speaker 3: you need to not block traffic. Get them on my car, idiot,
- 23:36Speaker 3: I'm not in your car. Foul language detected. So yeah,
- 23:43Speaker 3: she stopped driving, got out to throw through the magnet,
- 23:46Speaker 3: said I was in her car somehow a roboark sorry,
- 23:48Speaker 3: was in her car. Yeah again, she could have just left,
- 23:52Speaker 3: could have And Jeff g saw this. Some people just
- 23:54Speaker 3: don't engage.
- 23:56Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a guy that just drove away like
- 23:58Speaker 1: pretended you can hear us.
- 24:01Speaker 3: That's my recommendation.
- 24:04Speaker 4: You don't have to engage.
- 24:05Speaker 3: But one thing I heard a lot recently, actually I
- 24:07Speaker 3: hadn't thought about, is that the magnet is me getting
- 24:10Speaker 3: the last word, because you know, they because they think that,
- 24:14Speaker 3: first off, they think that by throwing these excuses at
- 24:15Speaker 3: the cart narks, ha ha, I got him. Then when
- 24:17Speaker 3: I re butt them with the logic of why that's stupid, like,
- 24:20Speaker 3: oh crap, and then they they'll still keep trying, but
- 24:23Speaker 3: the magnet, Oh that's the last word, and they but
- 24:25Speaker 3: they stop, get out, throw fight, you know, cuss, et cetera. Unfortunately,
- 24:29Speaker 3: this lady, because she's being loud and because she's a woman,
- 24:32Speaker 3: has attracted some male supporters, and we have a buy
- 24:35Speaker 3: center that shows up to unfortunately be on the wrong
- 24:37Speaker 3: side of history. Word here, sir, I work for the
- 24:39Speaker 3: sex game. Powerful cart narks work here.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Who cares?
- 24:44Speaker 3: Well, what would it matter?
- 24:45Speaker 4: So you're telling people what you're doing.
- 24:46Speaker 7: Work there.
- 24:47Speaker 3: So if someone leaves a cart in a handicapped walkway,
- 24:50Speaker 3: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
- 24:51Speaker 4: It's none of your business.
- 24:52Speaker 3: It is my business because it's the next person who
- 24:55Speaker 3: gets in at She's not trying to hit me with
- 24:56Speaker 3: her card. Luckily, I am made of robotic titanium. I'll
- 24:59Speaker 3: get you in the back here real quick, okay.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Signing of captive.
- 25:09Speaker 3: On the scene and again he won't address the the
- 25:12Speaker 3: the root cause, which is she's blocking the handicapped walkway.
- 25:15Speaker 3: She's like, what is your business? We are you so upset?
- 25:23Speaker 3: I get on the wrong side of How could you
- 25:26Speaker 3: see this situation and defend the person in the wrong like,
- 25:29Speaker 3: unless you're just a total scumbag, Like.
- 25:31Speaker 4: Who are you, doctor Phil?
- 25:32Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 25:34Speaker 3: So, not only does this guy show up, and by
- 25:35Speaker 3: the way, she's blocking, she's getting in out of her car,
- 25:38Speaker 3: she's blocking traffic. So second douchebag shows up, that doesn't
- 25:45Speaker 3: make anything legal or illegal. I'm not in your car, man.
- 25:50Speaker 3: You keep saying that, but it is not happening anything.
- 25:53Speaker 10: On your car.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Do not be a lazy bones enabler. What crime would
- 25:55Speaker 3: I be committing? Do you think that the police need
- 25:56Speaker 3: to be called for?
- 25:59Speaker 4: You're an idiot?
- 26:04Speaker 3: One another, So she throws it in number her son
- 26:09Speaker 3: works for the police department, so therefore being an idiot
- 26:12Speaker 3: can be I'm asking what crime is this? Did you
- 26:16Speaker 3: you mentioned this recently?
- 26:20Speaker 4: Great?
- 26:20Speaker 3: I just I think a large percentage of the population
- 26:23Speaker 3: is just on autopilot.
- 26:25Speaker 4: Absolutely, and they're just.
- 26:27Speaker 9: They're not expecting a follow up question exactly right, Like
- 26:31Speaker 9: any attempt to like insert logic into their daily like
- 26:34Speaker 9: A to B A to B, it blows their brain.
- 26:36Speaker 3: They can't handle it. So the second guy's here, and
- 26:40Speaker 3: now again I'm trying to, I'll engage with him. What's
- 26:42Speaker 3: going on here, sir? What does that matter?
- 26:45Speaker 7: You don't even work.
- 26:45Speaker 3: You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you, I'm
- 26:49Speaker 3: doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir, she's
- 26:52Speaker 3: blocking the handicaps spot she had. No, I'm giving you
- 26:55Speaker 3: the faction. You don't like that, Oh.
- 27:00Speaker 7: Damn.
- 27:00Speaker 6: First that guy says you're doing it for the grand
- 27:02Speaker 6: Then that guy he pulled out some racism on you,
- 27:05Speaker 6: some racialism at least.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Yes, stupid ass, stupid ass, white ass, Yeah, which I
- 27:12Speaker 3: got you. Everything they say is wrong, But I'll address
- 27:18Speaker 3: specifically the fallacy of your just doing it for views. Well,
- 27:21Speaker 3: just because someone is making money off something good doesn't
- 27:24Speaker 3: make it bad. You know, mister Rogers got drew a paycheck.
- 27:28Speaker 3: Your second grade grade teacher didn't go to work for
- 27:30Speaker 3: free just because just because I just because I, yes,
- 27:32Speaker 3: I am creating educational videos and we're doing this for
- 27:34Speaker 3: the radio, does not believe. That does not mean the
- 27:37Speaker 3: principle is wrong. Like there's But again, they'll use anything
- 27:40Speaker 3: to try to drive a wedge in my robonarchs argument.
- 27:43Speaker 3: Thank god, someone on the right side of history finally
- 27:47Speaker 3: arrives sir, I'm a robot, I'm not white. Thank you
- 27:52Speaker 3: for can I get you as a sticker? Sir? Tell
- 27:55Speaker 3: this lady where she should not leave her carts?
- 28:00Speaker 1: Lazy bones girl.
- 28:04Speaker 3: So at this point she is driven off. This guy's
- 28:06Speaker 3: driven through. He was behind her being stuff behind her.
- 28:08Speaker 3: But at least he's you know, he's saying what's up? Carunters,
- 28:10Speaker 3: She drives, blocks the fire lane in front of the store,
- 28:13Speaker 3: gets out to get on nine to one one. Oh,
- 28:14Speaker 3: because again she could have left it any time. Wow.
- 28:18Speaker 3: And then she and but when you're onto the fine
- 28:20Speaker 3: on one and you say, hey, what happened?
- 28:21Speaker 7: Oh?
- 28:21Speaker 3: He put a mand it on my car? Is he
- 28:23Speaker 3: blocking your vehicle? No? Is he? You gotta start making
- 28:25Speaker 3: up some stuff or else you look like a complete moron.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Wasting nine one ones is a crime, exactly, strain though
- 28:31Speaker 3: I did not threaten her. Ever, I did not threaten
- 28:33Speaker 3: her at all. That is a lie. She just lied
- 28:34Speaker 3: to the police.
- 28:36Speaker 5: He's a fastest.
- 28:37Speaker 4: Are you putting stuff in other people's cars?
- 28:39Speaker 3: No?
- 28:39Speaker 10: On?
- 28:40Speaker 1: Okay, so you're putting stuff on other people's car.
- 28:42Speaker 3: That's not a crime. Thank you for agreeing with me. Finally,
- 28:46Speaker 3: robo knock out the first step, he's threatening me.
- 28:50Speaker 4: No oh, she's lying.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, See that's the thing is it's a
- 28:54Speaker 3: false report. But will she get will the local police
- 28:56Speaker 3: see this and say, oh, we need to go after
- 28:58Speaker 3: this chick. No, on her way and she'll and she'll
- 29:01Speaker 3: get home and she'll think she's right.
- 29:02Speaker 9: I do love how Sea Bass started losing his cool,
- 29:05Speaker 9: but Robot Nark came in to like calm things down.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Well, ayah, he's half man, half machines, part human.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, well there you go.
- 29:17Speaker 3: It is Nark Week everybody.
- 29:20Speaker 4: Yankee rob, thank you.
- 29:22Speaker 1: For doing your part to rid the world of these
- 29:26Speaker 1: lazy boats.
- 29:28Speaker 3: What does that matter? You can keep repeating that, but
- 29:31Speaker 3: I'm asking you. I'm doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir,
- 29:37Speaker 3: she's blocking the handicaps. Spot she had. No, I'm giving
- 29:39Speaker 3: you the faction. You don't like that.
- 29:43Speaker 8: It looks like it looks like.
- 29:44Speaker 5: When you pour bacon fat into a jar.
- 29:46Speaker 3: I know that is not good.