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Ep. 122 10 Years of Sharing a Bathroom w/ Ana Hoover (Privychat 28) [Valentine's Day Special 2024] · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: It. Remember when we talked about how that would be? Like,
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a body towel would be weird right
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there.
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>> Speaker B: Like a shower towel next to the toilet.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Well, why do you think they put that in then? I don't
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know.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know. They must have had a towel there
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or something. But I don't know. It just doesn't really make sense to me
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to have that right there, especially since we have the thing on
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the back of the door that we use.
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>> Speaker B: Maybe it was a crap, crap rag.
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Like, they would use it to wipe their butt.
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>> Speaker A: Gross.
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>> Speaker B: I don't know why else you would put it there.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know, but I might take it off.
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>> Speaker B: Okay.
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>> Speaker A: I think you just unscrew it. Yeah, I know. I took the one off in the kids
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bathroom.
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>> Speaker B: You're going to have to paint underneath it. I know.
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>> Speaker A: They have to do it again.
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>> Speaker B: The painting project, uh, in the bathroom. Painting
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project is ongoing, but our bathrooms.
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>> Speaker A: Look so much better than they did when they were brown.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, the brown fit
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the vibe a little better of, like,
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pooping.
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>> Speaker A: Nobody wants you to sit in that vibe. Nobody
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wants that vibe.
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>> Speaker B: I actively chase that vibe.
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>> Speaker A: I know you do. Three times a month, this color. You have to keep
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in mind that you share this bathroom with me.
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Yeah, and why? It's your workspace for this part.
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I'm also in this bathroom frequently.
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>> Speaker B: I think that I definitely spend more time in this bathroom
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than you.
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>> Speaker A: I think you do, too. And I think I'm going to change the color of the
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mats this year, too.
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>> Speaker B: No, we just got
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those mats last year.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, but the one by the toilet seat is terrible. Look, it's all
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like, it's fine where your feet have been for so long,
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and it's like, left feet.
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>> Speaker B: Are you saying that I have ruined our mat?
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>> Speaker A: You can't even, due to podcasting, taking a shower. Like,
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I've washed it and washed it, but it's so matted in those
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places where your shoes sit that there's no fixing
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it.
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>> Speaker B: And you're saying that I'm going to just throw it away, that I
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have contributed to that being worse through podcasting?
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>> Speaker A: Put your feet on it. I bet they fit perfectly in those shoes.
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>> Speaker B: This is how I just sat down. You're seeing exactly
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how I.
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>> Speaker A: When you go to the bathroom, I.
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>> Speaker B: Have to have a wide berth. Otherwise my hip locks
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up from sitting on the toilet for like, 30 minutes to an
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hour when I sit down to
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poop. No, I
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give a pretty wide.
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>> Speaker A: You literally just sat, like, to poop and
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stuck your feet directly.
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>> Speaker B: I was seeing where that was. And that's not it.
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This is not how I sit. Nobody sits with their knees that
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close together to poop.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know.
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>> Speaker B: I'm going to get pee everywhere if I do that. I have
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to have it wider so that way I can aim better.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know, honey. Somehow it ain't it, and
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it's just ruined it, and I'm just going to throw it away.
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>> Speaker B: The mat is not.
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>> Speaker A: How do we even need one in front of the toilet anyway?
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>> Speaker B: Well, I don't know. It's nice.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, but look at it.
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>> Speaker B: When you're up in the middle of the night and the floor is cold, it's nice
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to have there.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, but it's ugly now.
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>> Speaker B: It's not that bad. It just needs washed.
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>> Speaker A: Um, I have washed it.
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>> Speaker B: It needs fluffed.
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>> Speaker A: You fluff it after this, and then we'll come back and you tell me.
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>> Speaker B: If you take it outside and shake it out, it'll be
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fluffed.
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>> Speaker A: Let me show you real quick.
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>> Speaker B: No. Get your foot off this. No. We're in the middle of
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something.
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>> Speaker A: Give it to me.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
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>> Speaker A: Quit.
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>> Speaker B: Get it off of my stuff. It's got weird.
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>> Speaker A: I just washed it. It's clean.
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>> Speaker B: The floor ain't clean.
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>> Speaker A: You cannot fluff this. Fill it.
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>> Speaker B: No. Get it out of here. You're right next to the mic. It's going to
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be by your face for the next.
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>> Speaker A: Again, you can't fluff that.
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>> Speaker B: We'll leave it over there if you hate it so much.
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It's not even that bad.
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>> Speaker A: It is bad.
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>> Speaker B: Steal the one out of the kids room. It's fine.
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>> Speaker A: They don't have one around their toilet.
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>> Speaker B: Are you sure?
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>> Speaker A: 100%.
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>> Speaker B: I think we got rid of it because our son will pee everywhere on
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it.
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>> Speaker A: Uh-huh. They have one in front of their
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sink, and they have one for when they take shower.
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>> Speaker B: I mean, I'm all for no mats
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at all. Freaking dog.
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>> Speaker A: I like this mat because, uh, it helps my
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feet when I'm standing over
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there.
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But I think I got the wrong type when I got these
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last year. I got some cheaper ones.
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>> Speaker B: They're fine. There's a
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lot of things that we should not spend money on, and that's high on the
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list. All right.
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>> Speaker A: They do match my shower curtain.
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>> Speaker B: I'm going to start this. We haven't
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even started it.
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Um. Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms recorded
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from my home bathroom. I'm your host, hunter
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Hoover, and I like bathrooms quite a bit.
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Uh, and here on privy,
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uh, we just got off of our
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annual, um, celebration of our favorite
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holiday in February. Um,
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we talked about bears and all the beautiful
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things that they got going on on their backside. Uh, and it's
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pretty exciting stuff back there.
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>> Speaker A: Did you talk about like the tapeworms and stuff?
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>> Speaker B: Sorry, bear tapeworms. We
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didn't get there.
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>> Speaker A: Remember I showed you that picture with the grizzly bear walking
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and it had like the.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, that's right. 6ft of
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tapeworm exclusive part two.
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Right now I'm
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joined. You've already heard her. I'm joined by my
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wife, uh, Anna. Anna, how are
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you?
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>> Speaker A: I'm okay.
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>> Speaker B: Okay, perfect.
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>> Speaker A: How are you?
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>> Speaker B: I'm great. I'm better now. Being
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reminded of the, like, ten foot long tapeworm
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coming out the bear's rectum.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. That's why you don't eat bear meat without cooking it really
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well, I don't.
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>> Speaker B: Eat any meat without cooking it very well. That's why I don't eat sushi,
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because that's insane. It's backwards.
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Yeah. Anyway, uh,
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at the point of this episode's release, people will
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have already, well, the day
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on the calendar marked St. Valentine's Day will already
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have been passed. So I'm not
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catholic, so I don't. Anyway,
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but, um,
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it's one of those holidays that everybody who celebrates
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it as like colloquially, because
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it's on the calendar, I like to remind them that they're catholic
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for doing it because it's definitely a catholic feast
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day.
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>> Speaker A: I didn't know it was a catholic feast day.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's like the feast day for St. Valentine. Um,
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I'm like 90% sure. Yeah.
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So anyway, everybody's, they've got
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this snuck in catholic holiday on the calendar, so that's
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fun. Um, but, yeah, here on privity, it's kind of
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become a tradition this time of year to have you on the
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show. Um, every year. So as
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February gets close every year, when I say honor, do you want to
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come on the show in February again? What is
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going through your brain? I kind of
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just expect it this ride again.
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>> Speaker A: It's kind of become tradition that on
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the episode that comes out just after
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Valentine's day, it's always me. So,
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no. Um, I just feel like I'm going to eventually run out of
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stories.
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>> Speaker B: From my experience,
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whenever anybody goes on this show and you don't even have to have a
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story, what happens right here is
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90% of what all podcasting is, is just
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people talking about nothing. Um,
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yeah, the bathroom
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is just a vessel by which we get
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rid of our poo and also
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have conversation. Um,
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yeah, sometimes I go.
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Sometimes I wonder if. When I say, hey, do you want to be on the
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show again? If you're like,
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for what purpose? You've been on
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three times. Officially, four times. Well,
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three times after this episode. Officially, four
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times unofficially. We don't need to get into that.
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Um, well, actually, the
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careful ear won't be able to figure that out. I did a lot of things to
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that. People can't sort things out too
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well. Um, but, yeah,
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it's a celebration of St. Valentine.
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Um, and all of the merry things that he did.
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I think he shot people with an arrow. Um,
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that's Cupid. But it's what he is, though.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know.
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>> Speaker B: I think that's what he is. Um, so it's an opportunity,
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uh, for you to come on here and
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just out of the gate, I think you need
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to update
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people on any. Just bathroom
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peculiarities of me.
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>> Speaker A: Hunter makes weird noises sometimes when he poops.
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>> Speaker B: Okay. Uh, everybody makes weird noises.
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>> Speaker A: No, sometimes he goes like,
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that's terrible. I can't do it. But he
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like, whale screams. It's the
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only thing I can think of.
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>> Speaker B: It like the animal whale.
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>> Speaker A: I don't know. It's like a weird,
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half grown, half
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moan whale yell.
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>> Speaker B: Well, you got to grunt it out.
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>> Speaker A: Maybe that's what.
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>> Speaker B: It's aggressive grunting.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, but I don't
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know. It's more than just aggressive grunting.
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>> Speaker B: Perfect. You know what I don't
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understand is how you can hear that. But after every
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episode of this that I record here in our bathroom,
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can you verify that I do this, by the way? There's people
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that think that I say that.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, no, we're literally in our bathroom right
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now.
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>> Speaker B: No, but like, every other episode.
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>> Speaker A: Every other episode. Usually he records these on Saturday
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nights. Um, and our kids stay the night at their grandparents
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house. Um, and so I'm usually in the front room.
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>> Speaker B: We usher the children out of the home so that I can do my
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shameful podcast.
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>> Speaker A: It's the day of the week that works well
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for grandma and grandpa, and the kids like to go and they
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get on a special night with them. Um, but
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I can always hear him in the front
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room. No, I can't hear
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all of it, because sometimes he gets quiet, but I can
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always hear when he starts talking. Um, and I
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can usually hear just kind of like a soft undertone of
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different, um, other things that he says.
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Um, but it's mostly like
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he'll go, hunter's antidotes.
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And I can hear those flip.
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Yeah. Sometimes he gets a little quiet after he says
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that, and it's, like, harder.
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>> Speaker B: And I'll turn the volume because there has to be, like,
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a clear podcast behind
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the curtain. There has to be a clear. Like,
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this is where I put a break so I
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can put music there.
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>> Speaker A: Got it. Well, he does that, and sometimes when he comes back to talking,
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he's not as loud, and then it's harder to hear those.
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Um, but sometimes he
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gets really excited about the things that he's saying on here,
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and he gets really loud. Um,
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and he just like, uh, I remember when
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he was recording the one about the
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koalas.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker A: He got really loud.
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>> Speaker B: Chlamydia.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, I know. I told him all of these things.
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>> Speaker B: You didn't tell me all of it.
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>> Speaker A: I definitely told him about the pap, and he did not believe me at
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first.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, bears apparently do that. Well, some
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bears do that, too.
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>> Speaker A: It's just to help break down so they can eat other things
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anyway. Um, but, yeah, I can usually hear them.
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Okay.
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>> Speaker B: For, uh, those who don't know, but.
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>> Speaker A: I'm also watching my own show.
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>> Speaker B: They sup on the mom butthole, and it
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gives them the stuff they need to break down the
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things they eat. Yeah, that's facts.
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>> Speaker A: M mom produces. It's called a
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pap.
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>> Speaker B: That's the science of it.
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>> Speaker A: But not supposed to be just LIKE, poop. It's got
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special bacteria in it that the babies don't carry in their
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stomachs.
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>> Speaker B: If an alien plopped down in front of these
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koalas and watch this happen, the summary
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statement would be, the small koala
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sucks what looks like poop out of the
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mom butthole. That would be the summary
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statement. Yeah, kind of, because they're disgusting.
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Um, you know what's interesting is
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every time I record, I walk out and I say, could you hear me?
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And you usually are like, oh, no, not
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really. Not reallY.
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>> Speaker A: Just because SOmetimes you can't. And I turn the tv show on.
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>> Speaker B: You turn the tv on to drown out the
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nonsense happening.
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>> Speaker A: Distracting to hear my show.
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>> Speaker B: Um, have you ever heard me, like, scream, sing the
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fiber buddies song?
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>> Speaker A: Yes.
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>> Speaker B: Perfect. I hope that you hear that ThROUGH the wall.
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>> Speaker A: I do hear the fiber buddies, yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Good. UNFORTUNatELY, no, you don't even.
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That's an original that I maybe ripped
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from the Muppets on Sesame street, but
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that's beside the point.
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>> Speaker A: Um, you're going to confuse people with the muppets on sesame.
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>> Speaker B: They are muppets, and I'm not getting into this HERE. This is not the
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place for this. But what you need to
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know is there's THREe types of muppets. There's LitTLE M
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muppets, which are LiKe
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puppets that have personalities
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OutSIde of the person who owns
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them, and fists controls them.
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And then there's muppets, which is Big M.
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And that is all of those Type puppets,
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and some that are not puppets. That's the
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WeIRd part that JIM HANSON
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created.
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>> Speaker A: I think his name is HANSON.
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>> Speaker B: Jim Hansen created. All of the ones that he
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made are BIG M muppets. And
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then there are the muppets, which are the
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ones that appear in the muppets FRANCHISE.
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And sometimes theY're all three, but sometimes theY're not.
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>> Speaker A: Sometimes theY're HUMan.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, there's HumAN muppets. Jim
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Hansen is, I believe,
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a big m muppet, but I don't know if he was ever in the
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show as himself, so I don't know if he
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is the Muppet.
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>> Speaker A: M. I don't know.
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>> Speaker B: It's confusing. I made our young ADULts GROUP Very
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angry with me at dinner the other night as I was, like, going through the
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list of who is a muppet?
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>> Speaker A: Like Jack Black.
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>> Speaker B: Jack Black is a muppet according to this theory
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that I buy wholeheartedly.
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Um, so any other things that I've
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been doing in here that have troubled you? M.
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This is your time. This is the airing. Like, there's people that
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air their grievances around the Christmas season. This is your moment to
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air the bathroom grievances that I have
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produced in your life.
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>> Speaker A: I don't think so. I mean, we've been married for almost
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ten years. I've gotten pretty used to your
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bathroom.
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>> Speaker B: Let's go.
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>> Speaker A: Like, stuff.
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>> Speaker B: I'm simple and not difficult.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: I don't mean to toot my own horn. I feel like I do an
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okay job of keeping things
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moderately clean and also not being
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weird.
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>> Speaker A: You always keep the toilet seat down. He didn't one time, and
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I fell in the toilet.
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>> Speaker B: That was years ago.
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>> Speaker A: After that, he was, uh, years ago, and I
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am incredibly blind
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anyway, and it was nighttime,
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and, uh, he had left it up, and I didn't see
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it, and I had fell
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into the toilet. And after that,
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uh, he got a very firm talking to
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about it. And after that, um, the toilet seat has
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always been down. I don't think he's ever left it up.
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>> Speaker B: You know, our friend and friend
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of the show, Chris, uh, he is
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of the persuasion that women are of equal
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responsibility in maneuvering the toilet
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seat. Um,
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but what do I know?
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>> Speaker A: I cook the dinner in the house.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, I would say 99% of the time you
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cook the dinner. There have been occasions. There have been
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occasions where I have cooked. Yeah, it's not as
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good or you're working or something. Yeah, there
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has been a couple of those.
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>> Speaker A: Or if I'm out for the night.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. And it's usually a typical dad
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dinner.
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>> Speaker A: Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets.
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>> Speaker B: I made tacos. I do tacos pretty good. Tacos are
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pretty easy.
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>> Speaker A: You do tacos pretty good.
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>> Speaker B: And if we get the hamburger helper flying. Oh, man.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah, you do really good.
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>> Speaker B: I can soup up a hamburger helper. So good.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: It's all that college survival days that I
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have. Okay,
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um, so quick
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check in one year later. Have you performed a
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waffle stump?
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>> Speaker A: No.
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>> Speaker B: Still a no. Okay. Bathroom? Um, snacks. Are we
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still a no on bathroom snacks?
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. You shouldn't be eating while you're on the toilet.
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>> Speaker B: Okay. Um.
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Any other pet peeves that you've come to discover?
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Myself or other people? I'm going to
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grip and rip this while you think.
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Um, the
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question is. Yes, I do it next to the mic on purpose.
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>> Speaker A: I know this is one of those things that I hear you say
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out in the, uh. Um.
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Um. Our son sometimes drives me
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nuts when he misses. He doesn't
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wipe it up.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's just.
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>> Speaker A: But he's learning. He's still little. He's still learning.
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>> Speaker B: He's in his formative bathroom days where he's getting
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it. Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: I just have this fear that he'll get it and then he'll
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be a middle schooler and then he'll do it again and not care because
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he's a middle schooler.
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>> Speaker B: No, I think in my experience, the middle schoolers that can't
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figure it out had parents who didn't care to make them
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figure it out.
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>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, you pee on the floor or anywhere that's not in
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the bowl, you clean that up.
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>> Speaker B: Yes.
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>> Speaker A: It's like, oh, well, why don't you do it?
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No.
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>> Speaker B: Because I didn't spray it everywhere.
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Um, yeah, no, I've told him the goal is to have
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nobody see your pee.
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>> Speaker A: He's not terrible at. It's just sometimes he's in a
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hurry to go do something else and he's not paying attention.
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But that's just typical little boy stuff.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. So, like you said, we've been married
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almost ten years. This July will be ten.
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Do you have any advice to share with people as
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we celebrate this
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moderately fake love holiday that is
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forced upon the masses?
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>> Speaker A: Um, you mean like advice as far.
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>> Speaker B: As sharing a bathroom with. Yeah.
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>> Speaker A: I mean, you just have to kind of compromise in
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your space, I guess.
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>> Speaker B: Um, it helps we have two sinks.
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>> Speaker A: It does help that we have two sinks. Um,
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my stuff takes over about two thirds
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of the sink.
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>> Speaker B: It's facts. I'm staring at it as we speak.
18:26
>> Speaker A: Um, he gets a tiny corner, and I get most of it.
18:29
I have more stuff that I use regularly
18:32
on the counter than he does.
18:33
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Um, I don't
18:36
know many guys who would have too terrible of a grievance
18:39
with that, though. Here's the thing. If the
18:42
guy has more products than the lady
18:44
involved, figure it out. You shouldn't
18:47
have more products than her. Yeah, you
18:49
shouldn't. You should question things
18:52
about yourself if you have more.
18:53
>> Speaker A: A lot of sharing a bathroom is just compromising the space
18:56
together and being understanding of
18:59
things. Um, and
19:01
being able to joke. You have
19:04
to be able to joke and be comfortable in each other's space.
19:08
And I think
19:11
being, um, almost married ten years,
19:14
we are pretty comfortable in each other's space.
19:16
>> Speaker B: Yeah. You poop with the door open, it solves a lot of problems for
19:19
you. It
19:21
does.
19:22
>> Speaker A: Or, like, the fan
19:26
will yell, can you come turn the fan on and
19:29
do that?
19:30
>> Speaker B: I've absolutely shreked myself in this space. Come
19:33
help me breathe. Um, that's what the
19:36
fan is code for. I've ruined
19:39
the air. Well, so
19:41
I had shared earlier, and,
19:44
um, I'll
19:47
give you the whole show to think if you have any stories that you
19:50
would like to share. Um, now that we're. Can you
19:53
believe it's been but 20 already? 20 minutes?
19:55
Yeah, it goes fast. No, don't be.
19:58
Um, from what I can tell, there's not a
20:01
perfect length. There's people that say, oh,
20:04
the podcast episode should be 15 minutes.
20:07
Shut up. The people that
20:09
are saying it should be anything is just dumb. Um,
20:12
because some of the shows that I enjoy listening
20:15
to the most, they're like 2 hours.
20:18
>> Speaker A: Well, I listen to an italian podcast,
20:20
and depending on what lesson
20:23
each episode is about, determines the length of it.
20:26
It can be anywhere before. Like, I, um, think one of the
20:29
shorter ones I've listened to is about seven minutes.
20:32
>> Speaker B: Right.
20:32
>> Speaker A: But then I've listened to some that's closer to a half an hour. It
20:35
just depends on, um, how,
20:39
um, hard a
20:41
concept is, I guess. Yeah.
20:44
>> Speaker B: So there's not a perfect time. Mostly it's just,
20:47
how's your back doing? Because our chairs are
20:50
super great.
20:52
>> Speaker A: Sorry. No, you're fine. My back is doing okay. I just have to
20:55
keep shifting a little bit.
20:57
>> Speaker B: Um, so while you think of stories, I thought it'd be
21:00
fun to play a couple of games on the show
21:02
here. Uh, so,
21:05
effectively, you are the
21:08
contestant. Hello. You're the first and only contestant
21:11
on the privy. I don't know what it's called. We don't have a name for
21:14
it. Um, I'm playing footsie over here.
21:18
So the first game we're going to call this. This
21:21
is title pending. It's called rank the
21:24
peeves. Um, I'm going to give you
21:27
a list. Um, and
21:31
this is how we do research. Uh, according to this
21:34
website that I found, like, last
21:37
week, um, these are the top ten
21:40
pet peeves.
21:41
>> Speaker A: Okay.
21:42
>> Speaker B: I think of women, but
21:45
as you will see, because some of these no man cares
21:48
about. I'm just going to say it, okay? I'm sorry.
21:51
If you're a man and you care about this, that's fine, whatever.
21:54
>> Speaker A: Moving on.
21:55
>> Speaker B: Um, so I'm going to read through them,
21:58
and then we'll go back through them. I think there's ten. And I'll
22:00
assign a number off to the side, and then we'll review your list and see how
22:03
you did. Um, the peeves are.
22:06
So the first is never
22:08
cleaning the bathroom. So
22:11
that the person does not do
22:14
the janitorial duty on the bathroom. They just
22:17
never do it. The second one is taking
22:20
too long, so just being in the bathroom too
22:23
long. Uh, the third is leaving the toilet
22:25
seat up
22:30
again. See why I think this is for women?
22:33
Um, no man cares.
22:37
Four is not flushing, so just leaving
22:40
it in the toilet.
22:42
>> Speaker A: That was gross.
22:43
>> Speaker B: Forgetting to replace the toilet roll.
22:47
Uh, I do that sometimes. Or soap. Like, they've
22:50
put the two together. Um, leaving stains in the
22:53
toilet. Little grease streaks. Um,
22:55
little racing stripes. Uh, peeing in the
22:58
shower. Totally
23:01
acceptable. Um, clogging the shower
23:04
drain and not cleaning it out.
23:07
>> Speaker A: See, that would not be, like, a woman thing.
23:09
>> Speaker B: But I think there's guys that shave in the shower who shaved.
23:12
>> Speaker A: What kind of guy shaves in the shower?
23:14
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
23:15
>> Speaker A: It's usually a woman's hair that gets clogged in the shower dryer.
23:18
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's facts. Um, not wiping the
23:20
shower down after use.
23:24
What it says not wiping the
23:26
shower thing.
23:28
>> Speaker A: Should we be doing that?
23:29
>> Speaker B: I have no idea. Figure it
23:32
dries, let it air dry.
23:34
>> Speaker A: We usually have the fan on. Yeah.
23:36
Okay.
23:37
>> Speaker B: And then not opening the window or turning the fan on.
23:40
>> Speaker A: Man, I wish our bathroom had a window.
23:42
>> Speaker B: No, you don't.
23:43
>> Speaker A: We could put it, like, right there above your privy cast. No.
23:46
Let some natural light?
23:47
>> Speaker B: No. Why?
23:49
>> Speaker A: It's so nice.
23:50
>> Speaker B: I don't need natural light when I'm pooping.
23:53
>> Speaker A: I like natural.
23:54
>> Speaker B: Just get on your phone and look at a picture of the outside.
23:56
>> Speaker A: I want to do that.
23:58
>> Speaker B: Leave the door open. You can see the outside from our bedroom.
24:01
>> Speaker A: Uh, half of the year, there's a giant rv that
24:04
blocks our wing.
24:05
>> Speaker B: This isn't going to be better if.
24:07
>> Speaker A: It'S high enough, I think.
24:08
>> Speaker B: No, that's not true. No, that's false.
24:11
>> Speaker A: Anyway.
24:11
>> Speaker B: Okay, that's all of them. So, uh, just
24:14
gut reaction. Is there some that you would like to go ahead and place
24:17
the top so many on? Is there one of
24:20
those? That's like, this is the worst one for me.
24:23
I know what I think you'll say.
24:27
>> Speaker A: Can you read them one more time?
24:29
>> Speaker B: Yes. Not cleaning the bathroom,
24:31
taking too long, leaving the seat
24:34
up. Not flushing.
24:37
>> Speaker A: Not flushing.
24:38
>> Speaker B: That's number one. Yeah, that one's pretty
24:41
wild.
24:42
>> Speaker A: My younger brother did that one time.
24:43
>> Speaker B: That's marriage counseling level stuff going on there.
24:46
>> Speaker A: Time. Um, when my brother came and visited with my
24:49
parents and then they had left and been gone
24:52
for like a half an hour. It was at our old house and I went in to use the
24:54
bathroom and he had left just a. Oh, yeah.
24:57
>> Speaker B: Because he was afraid it wouldn't flush or something.
25:00
>> Speaker A: He just left it. And then they drove away and they
25:03
live 8 hours from us. He was 20 to 30
25:05
minutes down the road and I called my mom and I was like,
25:09
he just didn't flush. And she was like, well, just flush it.
25:12
We're not coming back.
25:15
I'm going to do that, but no.
25:16
>> Speaker B: Dang it, you come back.
25:18
Um, okay. Forgetting to
25:21
replace the toilet roll, leaving stains in the
25:24
toilet, peeing in the shower, clogging the
25:26
shower, not wiping the shower
25:29
down or not opening or opening the window
25:32
or turning on the fan.
25:32
>> Speaker A: Am I doing number two now?
25:34
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh, am I going to read all of these, every
25:37
streaky, the streaks in the toilet?
25:39
>> Speaker A: No, I'm having a hard time. Feel
25:42
like hard ones.
25:43
>> Speaker B: I don't want to steer you, but I feel like the toilet seat up
25:45
is pretty high up there for you. Well, yeah,
25:48
but you just don't experience that.
25:50
>> Speaker A: I don't experience it because you do it.
25:52
>> Speaker B: Let's go. Do you hear that?
25:55
>> Speaker A: I guess that one. And then number
25:58
three would probably be
26:01
if you never clean the bathroom, that would be rough. Uh, I'm going
26:04
to be honest and put this out here. Hunter does the bathrooms more
26:07
frequently than I do.
26:09
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I need to do that, too.
26:10
>> Speaker A: Um, because uh.
26:14
>> Speaker B: Can I tell you.
26:14
>> Speaker A: I hate cleaning the bathroom. And he doesn't hate it.
26:16
>> Speaker B: I don't hate it. And I'm just going to say this. I think
26:19
it bothers me sooner.
26:21
>> Speaker A: I think it does too.
26:22
>> Speaker B: It's not that it's even that dirty. I just in my
26:25
brain know. Yeah, it's been a week or so. I need to
26:28
clean it. It just bothers me quicker.
26:31
>> Speaker A: Well, and other things in the house bother me that
26:34
way. Faster. But
26:37
yes,
26:40
if you didn't clean it when you cleaned it, if you
26:43
never cleaned it ever, that would be an issue for me.
26:46
>> Speaker B: Right. Um, uh, so
26:48
number four then.
26:51
>> Speaker A: Um, what was number one again?
26:53
>> Speaker B: You said not so far.
26:55
>> Speaker A: You, not me. What was your list? Number one.
26:57
>> Speaker B: You said that it's your number three, never cleaning the
27:00
bathroom.
27:00
>> Speaker A: Okay. What was number two?
27:02
>> Speaker B: Taking too long, forgetting to replace the
27:05
roll.
27:06
>> Speaker A: Okay. Forgetting to replace the roll.
27:08
>> Speaker B: That's a four.
27:09
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
27:11
>> Speaker B: Um, I will note and I want.
27:14
>> Speaker A: Doesn'T take long in the shower or the bathroom. So I don't really have that
27:17
kind.
27:17
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's coming out like grease lightning.
27:20
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I don't have that issue.
27:21
>> Speaker B: It's literally flying out my butt every time.
27:24
>> Speaker A: Why? He goes,
27:29
um, so I guess that one would be
27:31
five.
27:32
>> Speaker B: The taking too long.
27:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
27:36
>> Speaker B: Okay, let me ask you this. There's stains in the toilet
27:39
worse than that.
27:41
>> Speaker A: Well, you can't help that though.
27:43
>> Speaker B: Okay. So is peeing in the shower worse than
27:45
that? No, I
27:48
pee in the shower every time I take a shower. Okay.
27:52
Yeah.
27:52
>> Speaker A: Uh, I'd say take too long
27:55
and then it would probably be m
27:58
the clogging the shower. Nobody likes to
28:01
stand in dirty water like
28:04
that.
28:04
>> Speaker B: Okay, so then you have seven.
28:07
8910. So you have leaving stains, peeing in the
28:10
shower, not wiping the screen. I feel like that's ten.
28:12
>> Speaker A: That's ten.
28:13
>> Speaker B: I don't know, a human being. I didn't even know that was poop.
28:16
>> Speaker A: And then the peeing in the shower.
28:17
>> Speaker B: I guess pooping the toilet. What about not opening or
28:20
turning the fan on when it's steamy?
28:22
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I don't like that.
28:24
>> Speaker B: Is that like a seven?
28:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
28:25
>> Speaker B: Okay, so we have seven. Okay, we're going to see how
28:28
you did. I don't think you did great. Um,
28:31
stains worse than peeing in the shower.
28:34
Uh, you can save
28:37
face and say.
28:37
>> Speaker A: No, I think it's the peeing in the shower is probably worse than the stains in the
28:40
toilet because you can't control that.
28:42
>> Speaker B: Peeing in the shower.
28:43
>> Speaker A: No, the stains in the toilet, you can't control
28:46
that.
28:47
>> Speaker B: I was like, that's what I've been saying. I can't help it. Who got to
28:49
pee? Um, okay, so I guess the real.
28:52
>> Speaker A: Question is, when you pee in the shower, do you turn and
28:55
pee facing the drain? So it goes right?
28:57
>> Speaker B: I pee directly into the drain?
28:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
28:59
>> Speaker B: It doesn't collect in the bottom.
29:01
>> Speaker A: Well, a lot of people, and this is something that I grew up
29:04
hearing, is that if you can't pee in the shower because it will
29:07
come back through the pipe.
29:08
>> Speaker B: That's insane. That's
29:11
falsehood.
29:12
>> Speaker A: And so that was something.
29:13
>> Speaker B: If that was the case, you get foul, like cleaning the
29:16
lawn, like doing the lawn or doing a project.
29:19
And when you're rinsing all the filth off, that's not
29:22
coming through.
29:23
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that's true.
29:24
>> Speaker B: I'm pretty sure your sister. Here we go. I'm going to get
29:27
in trouble. Uh, um. I'm pretty sure your sister
29:30
Ashley, I might as well say which one really, really bury
29:33
myself here. I'm pretty sure. She told me
29:36
that she tells her kids.
29:37
>> Speaker A: She does. Because we were told as kids.
29:39
>> Speaker B: Yes.
29:40
>> Speaker A: Not to pee in the shower. I let our kids pee in
29:43
the shower.
29:43
>> Speaker B: Nieces.
29:46
That's fake. That's a falsehood. Let it
29:49
ride. I
29:52
say turn and burn.
29:54
>> Speaker A: You're not getting it on your feet or anything.
29:57
It's just going directly down the drain. And usually it's because
30:00
you're halfway through your shower and then you're like, oh, uh, frick.
30:03
>> Speaker B: Yes. Just let it.
30:04
>> Speaker A: Don't want to get out wet. Because then you trek water
30:07
and you get the whole bathroom wet.
30:09
>> Speaker B: Yeah. That's why different.
30:11
>> Speaker A: If you have to poop, you get out of the shower and you go poop.
30:14
>> Speaker B: It's not completely different.
30:17
>> Speaker A: It is completely different. Have you seen our.
30:20
>> Speaker B: All solid. All solid?
30:21
>> Speaker A: No. Have you pooped in
30:24
our shower here? Yeah.
30:26
>> Speaker B: No.
30:27
>> Speaker A: Okay.
30:27
>> Speaker B: No, but you still do it even though it's not got the waffle
30:30
grate. You still do it. No, you just stomp it in the bottom
30:33
of the shower and then you rinse it all down. That's
30:35
disgusting. It'll go.
30:38
>> Speaker A: That is so gross.
30:39
>> Speaker B: The last stomp that I performed was at the
30:42
church.
30:48
>> Speaker A: I'm m trying to think about when you went to the gym this week.
30:50
>> Speaker B: No. Um, when
30:53
we did the young adults, um,
30:56
splatterbox, I went there and showered after,
30:59
and there was, like, two young adults
31:02
in the bathroom and one showering. I was like,
31:05
I have to go bad. I don't want to stop this. So I just went
31:08
for it. I
31:11
told Michael. He knows. I said I dealt with it. You didn't
31:13
notice, did you? No, I said, yeah, it's because I dealt with it.
31:17
Anyway, um, okay, so you see how you did. So you
31:20
said number one for you was not flushing the
31:22
toilet. Um, so that
31:26
was number eight.
31:27
>> Speaker A: Seriously, that's disgusting. Who is okay with just
31:30
poop staying in the toilet? All right,
31:33
wait, what was number one?
31:34
>> Speaker B: Their number one is taking too long.
31:37
Which you said is five. So you didn't get number
31:40
one. Number two is not opening the window or turning the fan
31:42
on. No.
31:46
Number, uh, three for them was leaving the
31:49
toilet seat up, which you were pretty close on that. You
31:51
were said number two. So that actually bothers you more than most
31:54
people. What do you think about that?
31:57
Uh, that bothers you more than most people. I think that's
31:59
what you could learn. Maybe.
32:04
>> Speaker A: You're still putting the seat down, honey.
32:06
>> Speaker B: Number four, they said, forgetting to replace the roll. You actually
32:09
got that one, so congrats. Number five,
32:12
clogging the shower drain. You had six for
32:15
that one. Um, number six, they said peeing in the
32:18
shower. Number seven, not wiping the
32:20
shower screen.
32:21
>> Speaker A: I don't.
32:23
>> Speaker B: That bothered people more than not flushing the
32:26
toilet.
32:27
>> Speaker A: Why?
32:28
>> Speaker B: I don't know.
32:29
>> Speaker A: I don't understand. Is it maybe like the
32:31
glass from a glass shower they need to wipe down.
32:34
>> Speaker B: Why would.
32:35
>> Speaker A: So you wouldn't get water streaks on it.
32:37
>> Speaker B: I have no idea. I don't even know what that is.
32:41
Number nine is never cleaning the bathroom anyway.
32:44
Yeah, clean your freaking toilet.
32:45
>> Speaker A: Clean your bathroom. Not just your toilet. Clean your freaking bathroom.
32:48
>> Speaker B: Yeah, but the toilet is special.
32:49
>> Speaker A: Gross. No, I'm
32:52
going to go on a tirade. Clean your bathrooms. Your
32:55
bathrooms are, ah, where you spend time naked.
32:58
>> Speaker B: It's also sometimes where you have bacteria in there.
33:01
>> Speaker A: No, you don't have snacks in there. If you're having snacks in the bathroom, it's a totally different
33:04
issue.
33:04
>> Speaker B: I'm currently drinking.
33:05
>> Speaker A: A drink is different. Drink is different. I
33:08
have tried the ice, um, cold drink while taking a
33:11
shower. It is surprisingly refreshing.
33:13
>> Speaker B: Perfect.
33:16
The snack is next up.
33:18
>> Speaker A: I'm not doing a snack.
33:19
>> Speaker B: Try a popsicle. Try a popsicle in the shower. It's worth it.
33:21
>> Speaker A: I've eaten like a popsicle in the bathtub when I'm taking a relaxing
33:24
bath. Yeah. Ah. Does that count?
33:26
>> Speaker B: It counts. But baths.
33:29
>> Speaker A: I rinsed off before my bath, though.
33:31
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's still weird.
33:34
Uh, there is not a bathtub size for an adult
33:36
man.
33:37
>> Speaker A: What about that bathtub in the hotel that we went to?
33:40
>> Speaker B: That was a hot tub in the corner of the hotel. That's not a
33:43
bathtub. That's a hot tub.
33:44
>> Speaker A: It was so nice.
33:45
>> Speaker B: Bathtubs don't have jets.
33:47
>> Speaker A: Some can. No, soaker tubs have. No
33:49
soaker tubs have jets.
33:52
>> Speaker B: That's for anyone to say anything. Um,
33:54
okay,
33:57
you got one. I, uh, actually liked your
34:00
ranking better because these people are insane. Because
34:03
apparently not cleaning your toilet
34:06
is.
34:07
>> Speaker A: Lower than clogging
34:10
it and is not turning on the fan.
34:13
Turning on the fan but forgetting to clean your
34:15
bathroom.
34:16
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's number two.
34:17
>> Speaker A: It doesn't even matter.
34:18
>> Speaker B: Number two, your bathroom is not getting.
34:20
>> Speaker A: Cleaned at that point. Like, leaving the fan on doesn't do
34:23
anything. You already got money.
34:25
>> Speaker B: I knew this would rile you up. Um,
34:28
so then the next thing that I have is some weird bathroom
34:31
trivia. So, full disclosure, what I did on this
34:34
is I went back, um, and I perused a
34:37
handful of our previous episodes. Now, you're not going to be quizzed
34:40
on our previous episodes. I'm not doing that. But this is just some
34:43
bathroom knowledge. Fun facts
34:45
disguised as a trivia show,
34:47
um, about bathrooms
34:50
that we have discussed in some way or
34:53
another, um, on this show. So, um, the first question
34:56
here. Imagine that there was just some sort of music to
34:59
announce that this is a show. Um. Uh,
35:02
so the first question is the pop up, floor to
35:04
ceiling shower tubes. Are you with
35:07
me?
35:08
>> Speaker A: The what?
35:08
>> Speaker B: Pop up, floor to ceiling shower tubes.
35:10
>> Speaker A: Like, you get in it and it's a shower tube?
35:13
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Used on space stations
35:16
are also used on what? Millennial fad
35:18
campers?
35:23
>> Speaker A: Are they like camper vans?
35:24
>> Speaker B: Yeah, the van life. Tiny home
35:27
vans. That's what they use.
35:28
>> Speaker A: Interesting.
35:29
>> Speaker B: If they don't shower outside, they have.
35:30
>> Speaker A: The, like, the pod ones.
35:32
>> Speaker B: They almost look like those little weird tunnels that our kids
35:35
fight in all the time. It's like that, but it's
35:38
not that material because it would just leak. But they just
35:41
pull it up and it hooks into a thing in the ceiling.
35:43
>> Speaker A: I have seen those, and it can't.
35:44
>> Speaker B: Get everywhere in there. It's just perfectly water in the
35:47
tube.
35:48
>> Speaker A: Uh uh.
35:48
>> Speaker B: I would be afraid of it, like, clogging and filling
35:51
up. That would be creepy.
35:54
And then it just fall over your
35:57
stuff. Okay, I'm going
36:00
to put a note here that you got that. Good
36:03
job.
36:03
>> Speaker A: Thank you.
36:04
>> Speaker B: I have to find something that looks like it says that you got
36:07
it. Why can't I find, like, a check mark? Oh,
36:10
a plus. A plus will do it.
36:15
This is the pinnacle of what people listen to.
36:18
Where is the plus? Oh, I found
36:21
it. Okay.
36:21
>> Speaker A: Good job, babe.
36:22
>> Speaker B: Moving on. Uh, okay, number two. What?
36:25
Sugar free candy famously made people poop
36:27
themselves.
36:28
>> Speaker A: Harbor gummy bear. Sugar free.
36:30
>> Speaker B: Perfect.
36:30
>> Speaker A: You cannot buy them anymore. We've looked.
36:32
>> Speaker B: I know it's stupid. And
36:34
here's the thing. We live in a free country, last I
36:37
checked. Um, check back in a
36:40
few weeks. Um, but
36:43
I think it's a shame. If people want to buy
36:46
diarrhea gummy bears, we ought to be able to buy them.
36:49
>> Speaker A: I think it was just because it caused too much that
36:52
it was a health issue.
36:55
>> Speaker B: So, do you know about the most recent batch of,
36:59
uh, oops. All berries that we
37:02
did have. And I didn't say anything because. Let
37:05
it ride. So it was giving people green
37:07
diarrhea.
37:08
>> Speaker A: Our kids had green diarrhea after they ate it.
37:10
>> Speaker B: Bingo. Boingo. That would be why. Because the oops, all
37:13
berries had way too much green food dye in the
37:15
batch. Ah. And
37:18
the folks at Quaker food dye.
37:20
>> Speaker A: It'S not going to really.
37:21
>> Speaker B: The folks at Quaker just, like, send it, let it ride.
37:24
>> Speaker A: It's not going to hurt you.
37:26
>> Speaker B: The captain did not fight for his country
37:28
to have people telling him he can't.
37:31
>> Speaker A: He didn't fight for the country at all.
37:33
>> Speaker B: He is a decorated
37:35
serial mascot. He's not a captain. I'm not going to pretend, but
37:38
I think he's a corporal. Based on the logos on
37:41
his.
37:42
>> Speaker A: I have no idea.
37:43
>> Speaker B: Well, see, here's the thing. We have the power of
37:46
the Internet at our fingertips.
37:48
>> Speaker A: We were doing a trivia.
37:50
>> Speaker B: We are, but this is part of. Okay,
37:53
so is captain.
37:56
>> Speaker A: He's a colonel. I think.
37:59
>> Speaker B: First thing that comes up is Captain Crunch. Gluten free.
38:02
Nobody flipping cares
38:07
what's new in Google Chrome. Nobody cares
38:10
what's new in Google Chrome. Kiss my goat.
38:13
Okay, Captain Crunch is depicted as a naval
38:16
captain. He's not a
38:18
captain. Uh, he is only a
38:21
commander. A commander. So
38:23
the captain, stolen valor,
38:26
Commander Crunch.
38:28
It's actually just as good. Commander
38:31
Crunch.
38:32
>> Speaker A: It sounds better.
38:35
>> Speaker B: Like, if this was such a big deal, why don't they keep us from
38:38
buying dragon fruit? What was your recollection of my
38:40
dragon fruit experiment? Would you like to share with the people your
38:43
perspective? They haven't heard mine yet, but.
38:46
Full review. Incoming. 2024 is
38:49
going to be a year of Hunter's experiments finally
38:52
aired. I've got some real treats.
38:55
I've got some forbidden audio of vasectomy
38:58
that's definitely coming out.
38:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Um. Oh, gosh, you guys. I mean, my
39:02
eye. Um.
39:05
>> Speaker B: Convenient, right? As I ask about my dragon fruit.
39:07
>> Speaker A: Experiment I saw on TikTok, I think it was on TikTok.
39:09
>> Speaker B: That's the only place anybody learns anything these days.
39:12
>> Speaker A: Um, that if you ate a yellow dragon fruit,
39:15
it was essentially a, uh, natural laxative.
39:18
>> Speaker B: Yes.
39:18
>> Speaker A: Um, but you had to eat it quickly.
39:21
>> Speaker B: Well, I don't know, but I ate one, and
39:24
it didn't do anything. So then I said, well, I might as well just double up.
39:26
>> Speaker A: So we got him two, and he had two,
39:29
and, um,
39:32
the two worked for Hunter.
39:33
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
39:36
>> Speaker A: Um, have you ever gotten really close
39:39
to a waterfall?
39:43
>> Speaker B: It's been almost a year since that. About
39:46
seven, eight months.
39:46
>> Speaker A: Sound of a waterfall was coming out of him.
39:49
>> Speaker B: Have you ever dumped soup down the
39:51
toilet? Yes.
39:52
>> Speaker A: That's that sound.
39:53
>> Speaker B: Yes, it's the exact sound. If you've ever dumped
39:56
anything in the toilet.
39:57
>> Speaker A: That's what I was saying. Like, when you get close to a waterfall where it's, like, the
40:00
really hard. That's what it was. And,
40:03
um, it was almost all
40:06
liquid, I think.
40:08
>> Speaker B: Yeah. I can confirm there was seeds involved.
40:11
>> Speaker A: Um, yeah, because there's a lot of seeds in a dragon fruit.
40:13
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And there's a lot of seeds in you when you eat the dragon
40:16
fruit. And it's like, get me out of here.
40:18
>> Speaker A: But I think hunter ate two dragon fruits in, like, 20 minutes.
40:22
>> Speaker B: We're like, three minutes. I
40:25
pounded them. It was long enough to where I could record
40:28
the whole thing.
40:28
>> Speaker A: Maybe it was five.
40:29
>> Speaker B: It was fast.
40:30
>> Speaker A: It was fast. But, I mean, it's got to be hard to eat that much
40:33
of the same flavor.
40:35
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's weird.
40:36
>> Speaker A: And the texture is. It's
40:39
got a lot of seeds. It's good. That's
40:42
the only thing I can like.
40:43
>> Speaker B: It's like a really wet and
40:46
bigger seeds and sweeter. Um,
40:49
anyway, yeah. Um, so number three. Sorry, we're off on
40:51
dragon fruit land over here. What
40:54
are the tiny figurines of
40:57
a figure taking a dump commonly set
41:00
on the edge of a nativity scene from Catalonia
41:03
called.
41:03
>> Speaker A: Oh, gosh, I know this, too.
41:07
>> Speaker B: You know all this crap because I have just, like,
41:10
passively floated it out there at some point.
41:13
>> Speaker A: I wish I could remember what they're called.
41:17
We talked about it a lot, too. Just around Christmas
41:19
time.
41:20
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Because I keep.
41:20
>> Speaker A: Always wanted to collect.
41:22
>> Speaker B: No, I just want to get one. But they're weirdly, like,
41:25
they're not hard to find, but they're hard to find at a price that's
41:28
not stupid.
41:28
>> Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead. I can't remember.
41:30
>> Speaker B: They're called cagners or cagneys.
41:33
All right. Uh, true or false. Number four, true or
41:36
false? If you flush the airplane toilet
41:39
while using it, you'll get stuck or your
41:42
guts will get sucked out.
41:43
>> Speaker A: False.
41:44
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And how do we know that?
41:45
>> Speaker A: Because you did it on an airplane
41:49
while we were flying to Florida as.
41:51
>> Speaker B: You sat maybe 10ft away.
41:53
>> Speaker A: I wasn't even 10ft away. We sat directly in front of
41:56
the bathroom. You could hear him talking through the wall.
41:58
>> Speaker B: Do you think other people on the plane heard me?
42:01
>> Speaker A: Yeah. People behind the bathroom.
42:03
>> Speaker B: Uh
42:06
uh. I thought I was way quieter than
42:09
that. Could you actually hear me?
42:11
>> Speaker A: No.
42:12
>> Speaker B: Oh, thank God. I
42:15
was like, there's no way. Because all you can hear is, I had to
42:17
do so much to that audio to make it anything worth hearing.
42:20
All you can hear is of the plane flying
42:23
through the air. Um, okay, number
42:26
five.
42:27
>> Speaker A: I don't know why he thought he should try it while we were
42:30
flying to Florida for family vacation, though, because what
42:32
happens if he did get sucked out of the airplane?
42:35
>> Speaker B: I was pretty confident I wasn't going to get sucked.
42:39
You don't get sucked out of the airplane, you get stuck on
42:42
the toilet. Worst case scenario, it sucks your guts
42:45
out your butt.
42:46
>> Speaker A: Because, like, the toilet would have to be.
42:48
>> Speaker B: I think you'd have to be big. Yeah, maybe
42:51
like, slurps
42:53
your. Anyway, um,
42:57
number five. Disney World
43:00
is built one level up
43:03
between the sewers and the magic
43:05
kingdom. Level you walk on is what?
43:10
>> Speaker A: It's the trail. It's brown.
43:13
>> Speaker B: No, you're thinking of
43:15
frontierland. The poopy trail.
43:18
No. What is between the sewers
43:21
and the ground level that you walk on? There is something in
43:24
between.
43:24
>> Speaker A: Are you talking about the bathrooms there?
43:27
>> Speaker B: Nope.
43:28
>> Speaker A: I don't know if I remember.
43:29
>> Speaker B: They're tunnels. They've built these things called
43:32
utiladors to get cast members
43:35
and emergency response around in
43:38
the park.
43:38
>> Speaker A: You ever told me that?
43:39
>> Speaker B: Yeah. So they built this. When they built
43:42
Disneyland or Disney World, they learned from
43:45
Disneyland that they couldn't have
43:47
Woody walking through buzz Lightyear world.
43:50
And they didn't want, like, fire.
43:52
>> Speaker A: Wait a minute.
43:53
>> Speaker B: Huh?
43:54
>> Speaker A: You just said Woody couldn't walk.
43:57
>> Speaker B: They didn't want like, jack Sparrow
44:00
walking through Spaceland or whatever.
44:03
Because it breaks the stuff. It
44:06
ruins the magic. Kids believe
44:08
this? Um, it would ruin the
44:12
did when they built. They built.
44:15
So what you walk on is actually like the second
44:18
story.
44:19
>> Speaker A: Oh, okay.
44:20
>> Speaker B: That's like, when you walk up it, you are walking up a
44:23
grade, and in between, like on ground
44:25
level, is these tunnels, and then the sewers are
44:28
underneath. So when you poop, it goes through the
44:31
pipes. Where they're all walking around
44:34
underneath.
44:35
>> Speaker A: Fascinating.
44:35
>> Speaker B: Yeah. But that's why you've never seen police
44:38
or emergency response when there's in the park. Because they
44:41
use the tunnels to get to where they need to go. Anyway,
44:44
Utilidorus is what they're called. Yeah.
44:46
>> Speaker A: I don't think you ever told me about them.
44:48
>> Speaker B: Perfect. Number, uh, six. The Marico
44:50
aoki phenomenon is when people say
44:53
they need to poop where or
44:56
while doing what?
44:58
>> Speaker A: The what?
44:59
>> Speaker B: The marico aoki phenomenon. It's a
45:01
thing. It happens so many
45:04
times that they named it.
45:06
>> Speaker A: I don't know.
45:07
>> Speaker B: Uh, so people say that if they're in a bookstore, being
45:10
in a bookstore makes them have to poop.
45:12
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Every time I have to go to the bookstore.
45:15
>> Speaker B: Yes.
45:16
>> Speaker A: Especially at Barnes and Noble.
45:18
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a thing. If
45:20
you're looking at books. Libraries. People say it happens at the library, too, because
45:23
it's like the books.
45:24
>> Speaker A: Maybe it's the old book paper smell.
45:26
>> Speaker B: I don't know. Um, number seven. This one you're going to have
45:28
to. This one's a little tougher because I'm not. What
45:32
are fat burgs?
45:34
>> Speaker A: I know fatbergs.
45:35
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
45:35
>> Speaker A: Fatbergs are. It's a
45:38
giant log of poop. Right.
45:40
>> Speaker B: Not poop.
45:41
>> Speaker A: No. Is it fat? M.
45:45
Yeah. And it floats down the sewers.
45:47
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And it clogs the sewers.
45:49
>> Speaker A: Sewers. Knew those ones.
45:51
>> Speaker B: Yeah, you got that one. Uh, large
45:53
collections of fat and waste collected in the
45:56
sewers.
45:57
>> Speaker A: Usually under the bigger cities.
45:59
>> Speaker B: Yes. In cities with old, like,
46:02
sewer systems. Sewage.
46:04
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
46:05
>> Speaker B: I forgot to give you credit for a couple of
46:08
those back there. I went back.
46:09
>> Speaker A: Thank you.
46:10
>> Speaker B: Number, um, eight. What does the term janitor mean
46:13
to help you? They are the keeper of what.
46:17
>> Speaker A: The facilities?
46:19
>> Speaker B: No.
46:20
>> Speaker A: Or the keys.
46:21
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
46:21
>> Speaker A: Is it just the keys?
46:22
>> Speaker B: The keeper of keys.
46:23
>> Speaker A: See, I thought it might be keys, but then I was like, that can't be that.
46:25
>> Speaker B: It's got to be the facility. They are the people that they
46:28
were first in and last out. So they locked the
46:31
doors. Yeah. The key keepers.
46:33
Um, we
46:36
give it to you. Number, uh, nine.
46:39
What's the term for hardened, nearly fossilized piece of
46:42
poop? It's got
46:44
a name.
46:46
>> Speaker A: I don't.
46:46
>> Speaker B: People study these,
46:50
I don't know, called capralites.
46:53
They're like poo.
46:56
>> Speaker A: I understand.
46:57
>> Speaker B: Okay, uh, last one here. What
47:00
was the occupation of the man who invented the
47:03
plunger? What was his job?
47:10
>> Speaker A: I feel like it had to do with, uh. Wasn't it
47:13
chocolate?
47:13
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
47:14
>> Speaker A: And he made the plunger because the chocolate
47:17
kept clogging things.
47:18
>> Speaker B: Yeah. The sinks.
47:20
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
47:21
>> Speaker B: He was like Willy Wonka.
47:22
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Did you expect me to get that one right?
47:25
>> Speaker B: No, I did not. Uh, I listened to you when you talked to me.
47:28
I really hope that there is just
47:31
a nod to that in the newest wonka where he's just
47:34
like, he invents a plunger. I would make
47:37
that whole movie worth seeing.
47:38
>> Speaker A: It's a musical.
47:40
>> Speaker B: Yeah, never mind. Um,
47:43
you're right. There's no saving it now. Um,
47:46
so you got
47:47
123456,
47:51
you passed in the state of Oregon
47:55
without a modified diploma. You passed.
47:57
>> Speaker A: Yay.
47:58
>> Speaker B: With a modified diploma, you're practically ready to
48:00
teach it. Uh, um. No.
48:03
Good job.
48:04
>> Speaker A: I'm actually out of ten. Out of ten?
48:06
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
48:06
>> Speaker A: That's not bad.
48:07
>> Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's good. Especially some of those were, like, weird.
48:10
>> Speaker A: Um, well, I do listen to you.
48:11
>> Speaker B: When you tell me these.
48:12
>> Speaker A: I know, but there were some that I didn't. I didn't know. The Disney world one.
48:15
I don't think we had ever talked about that one.
48:16
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that one's just weird. I thought maybe
48:19
you knew that because you like Disney.
48:21
>> Speaker A: Yeah, but remember, the first time I went to
48:24
Disney was with Disney World was with you.
48:26
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
48:27
>> Speaker A: Like, I knew Disney movies and stuff. But the other
48:30
one is like the nativity thing. As soon as you
48:32
said around Christmas, I knew what you were talking
48:35
about, but I couldn't remember the name of it because it's such a weird
48:38
one.
48:39
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it is. Um, well,
48:41
so do you have any bathroom stories
48:44
that you're just itching to share as we draw
48:47
near to the.
48:48
>> Speaker A: End of this a story?
48:50
>> Speaker B: Perfect.
48:50
>> Speaker A: Here's the deal.
48:51
>> Speaker B: Perfect.
48:52
>> Speaker A: I don't remember exactly
48:55
who did this,
48:58
uh, uh, deed. I'm pretty sure.
48:59
>> Speaker B: I know I'm supposed to pretend like you don't remember. Is that
49:02
right?
49:02
>> Speaker A: No, I don't actually remember.
49:04
>> Speaker B: I was like. Because you definitely told me something.
49:08
>> Speaker A: I'm pretty sure. Okay. And it didn't even happen.
49:10
>> Speaker B: Shots fired. Okay, here comes the shots.
49:13
>> Speaker A: When we were little, we went to
49:16
the, um.
49:17
>> Speaker B: How little? Like ten.
49:20
>> Speaker A: Yeah, we were young. We went to the.
49:23
Oh, there's something caverns.
49:25
>> Speaker B: Carl's bad. No,
49:28
that's the only caverns that I know of.
49:30
>> Speaker A: Something caverns I can't remember. Um,
49:32
and for whatever reason, I think it was
49:35
because either m my mom was
49:38
pregnant or she had just had one of my
49:41
brothers.
49:42
>> Speaker B: Well, if she just had one of them,
49:45
makes sense. You got four.
49:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah, almost. At three, if she wasn't
49:50
pregnant, she had just had, um.
49:52
>> Speaker B: Dante makes sense.
49:54
>> Speaker A: Um, but, uh, for
49:57
whatever reason, instead of camping in a tent, we had rented
50:00
a cabin.
50:01
>> Speaker B: Nice for all of us. A yurt.
50:03
>> Speaker A: Um, and no, uh, this was like an old school
50:05
cabin. Um, and so this
50:08
cabin had, like, two, uh,
50:11
sets of bunk beds and then a bigger bed.
50:13
>> Speaker B: Oh, shoot.
50:14
>> Speaker A: Some of us slept on the floor, but what happened was mom and dad
50:17
slept in the bigger bed. I feel like
50:20
Dante, rightfully so. Yeah. I feel like Dante was a.
50:25
>> Speaker B: Um. Um, so he would be wearing a diaper.
50:28
That's important to this.
50:30
>> Speaker A: And then in the bunk beds, we slept two in a
50:33
bed. I think it was.
50:35
>> Speaker B: There was plenty of you. You might as well have
50:39
that math doesn't. Unless there's three. Bunk
50:42
five.
50:43
>> Speaker A: It must have been. Mom was pregnant, and so somebody slept
50:46
on the floor and somebody slept with
50:50
somehow, whatever was. There was two above on the
50:53
bunk bed and two below. And I was on the bottom of the bunk bed
50:56
and there was somebody with me. I'm pretty sure Armando and I were sharing
50:59
the bottom bunk, and I think there was two. Like, there was a twin
51:02
bed, and Katie, um, and Ashley
51:05
were sharing that. And so I think it was geo and
51:08
Ian, or Ian and Armando and
51:11
Geo was with me, whichever one that was.
51:14
And I'm, um, fairly certain,
51:16
and I, um,
51:19
can't say 100% positive, but I'm
51:22
fairly certain it was Ian
51:25
who wet the bed. Yeah,
51:28
but I mean, this is like a cabin for camping, so, I
51:30
mean, the mattress was essentially
51:33
nothing, and he slept in a
51:36
sleeping bag.
51:39
And then, um, below it must have been me
51:42
and geo, because we wouldn't have put geo on the
51:44
top. He would have been too little. And,
51:47
um, when I woke
51:50
up, I was wet.
51:52
>> Speaker B: The rudest of awakenings.
51:53
>> Speaker A: I was wet because it had gone.
51:56
>> Speaker B: Why is it wet?
51:57
>> Speaker A: Through the sleeping bag, through the mattress.
52:00
Dripped gross down onto me.
52:03
And whichever of my other brothers was, uh, sharing the bed
52:06
with me.
52:06
>> Speaker B: That's gross.
52:07
>> Speaker A: And we both.
52:08
>> Speaker B: What an experience to have had.
52:10
>> Speaker A: We were both wet. We had a shower. I'm pretty sure we had
52:13
to leave.
52:14
>> Speaker B: Can I tell you? You're ready for me to
52:17
make it worse. One step worse. So not only did
52:20
that happen, but also that pee
52:23
soaked through and just helped all
52:26
of the build up material from everybody
52:29
who'd ever slept on that little pad just
52:32
right through onto you.
52:33
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I know. And the
52:36
caverns were a couple of hours from our house, so the
52:39
sleeping bags just had to be rolled up. Wet pee.
52:42
>> Speaker B: Gross. Yuck.
52:44
>> Speaker A: To travel home
52:47
so we could wash them. We couldn't just get new sleeping bags. There was a
52:50
lot of us.
52:51
>> Speaker B: Oh, I know, but, uh. I don't know. If I'd have rolled
52:54
it up, I would have left it open and just stuck it in the back.
52:57
Why?
52:57
>> Speaker A: We had a dog, too. Mocha came with us camping. He's
53:00
fine, she's fine. Whatever.
53:02
>> Speaker B: And we had how dare you.
53:03
>> Speaker A: Camping gear.
53:04
>> Speaker B: How dare you tell Mocha what he will be or she will
53:07
be.
53:07
>> Speaker A: She had papua juice as a girl.
53:10
>> Speaker B: Again. How dare you.
53:11
>> Speaker A: She picked out a pink collar when she was a baby.
53:13
>> Speaker B: That's not real.
53:14
>> Speaker A: Yes, it is.
53:15
>> Speaker B: No. Dogs can't do things like that.
53:17
>> Speaker A: Regardless, um, it was rolled up.
53:20
We had camping gear for, like, a
53:23
weekend camping trip and it filled up the back of our
53:26
van. The only way to get everything in was to roll the sleeping bags.
53:29
>> Speaker B: Have I ever told you. Sorry.
53:32
This right here, I am definitely going to
53:35
try to poop in one of these one day. Tell me
53:38
that's not the best idea for pooping in the
53:41
outdoors that you've ever seen. For those you can't see this.
53:44
We don't have video and it's not on the horizon.
53:47
Um, it's a yak sack. Like the doctor
53:49
grade barf bag.
53:51
>> Speaker A: They're freaking awesome, I'm telling you.
53:52
>> Speaker B: Just put that right up. Butt gasket.
53:55
Yoink. Let her ride.
53:58
It's got a collection bag. How is this?
54:01
>> Speaker A: Where are you going to dispose of that?
54:02
>> Speaker B: You twist it and throw it in the trash.
54:03
>> Speaker A: Yeah, but I think the issue is, like, when you're out camping and stuff, you just kind of like
54:06
dig a hole. Poop.
54:07
>> Speaker B: Okay. You dig a hole, you empty it down in the
54:10
hole. You got this. You throw it away when you get back to camp.
54:12
>> Speaker A: Ew.
54:13
>> Speaker B: Done.
54:14
>> Speaker A: Just poop.
54:14
>> Speaker B: Ten out of ten. No, because you can't
54:17
aim. This is so much easier.
54:21
We just have like a bajillion of these barf bags
54:23
just dead dropped around our house.
54:25
>> Speaker A: It is fantastic.
54:27
>> Speaker B: If I had to throw up, there's a barf bag
54:29
probably within 10ft of me at any given moment.
54:33
>> Speaker A: Well, that's because we accidentally both bought, like,
54:35
1300 of them one time.
54:37
>> Speaker B: Still working on them. We're using them
54:40
pretty liberally too, because, uh, sometimes we
54:43
spit in them. Children.
54:46
Our daughter will be like. And
54:49
it's just like a little bit of spit in the bottom. It's like,
54:52
you couldn't do that in the trash. You
54:55
couldn't do that in the trash. Um. Well,
54:58
very good. You got peed on?
54:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I got peed on. We rinsed off like we cleaned
55:02
off in the showers.
55:03
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
55:04
>> Speaker A: And then we just traveled. And I remember they were really gross, and
55:07
we washed them when we got back to the house.
55:10
>> Speaker B: Um, that's fun.
55:12
>> Speaker A: So I remember that happening.
55:13
>> Speaker B: Um, it's another day in paradise.
55:16
>> Speaker A: One time, my siblings and I, um, were playing with
55:19
matches in the bathroom.
55:21
>> Speaker B: Don't do that, kids.
55:23
>> Speaker A: I think mom had run. I don't remember where mom was.
55:26
And we lit a tissue on fire.
55:29
And then my sister freaked out, and she dropped it on the floor while it was
55:32
on fire.
55:33
>> Speaker B: My gosh.
55:33
>> Speaker A: Uh, and all of us were like.
55:36
>> Speaker B: You guys are, like, one mishap away from being, like,
55:39
low level arsons.
55:41
>> Speaker A: We wanted to see what would happen.
55:43
>> Speaker B: It'll go up in flames and burn.
55:45
>> Speaker A: We dropped it on the bathroom floor, which was carpet in that
55:47
house.
55:49
>> Speaker B: What? No,
55:52
that's heinous.
55:53
>> Speaker A: We just stomped it out.
55:54
>> Speaker B: You do not put carpet in the bathroom.
55:57
>> Speaker A: Whoever had built that house, there was carpet in the bathroom.
56:00
>> Speaker B: That's insane.
56:01
>> Speaker A: We just stomped it out. Mom never knew.
56:04
We never told her.
56:05
>> Speaker B: Well, you just did.
56:07
>> Speaker A: My mom doesn't listen to this.
56:09
>> Speaker B: You better hope you're going to be
56:12
grounded.
56:13
>> Speaker A: She can't ground me. I'm an adult now. I have children
56:16
of my own.
56:17
>> Speaker B: I can clip anything from this episode and send it to people. It's
56:20
very easy.
56:21
>> Speaker A: You don't want to do that.
56:22
>> Speaker B: No. It would be funny, though. Um, so
56:25
the last thing that I have for you, I don't have a bunch of
56:28
round three questions, because we're not that far into the development phase. You're the
56:31
first person to make it to the third time. Uh, that
56:34
means I'm doing so good.
56:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
56:36
>> Speaker B: You got a game show.
56:38
>> Speaker A: I'll help you think of a name for it later.
56:40
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Um, but one of the things that I thought would
56:43
be fun, uh, as having made it to the
56:45
third time on here, is you,
56:48
um, picking the next episode.
56:52
So, uh, don't
56:55
do that. Well, don't itch your
56:58
nose with the microphone. It sounds
57:01
bad.
57:03
Golly,
57:07
I hope Kyle hears this and he'll
57:10
know what you did. Um, so here's
57:13
your options. You pick the next episode. Um,
57:15
maybe. Or I'll start researching and go, there
57:18
was enough there. Um, so the first
57:21
is, uh, men standing to
57:23
pee. Like,
57:26
why and when did that become a thing that we
57:29
said? Well, guys stand to pee.
57:31
>> Speaker A: Okay?
57:32
>> Speaker B: Guys can sit and pee. It's fine.
57:34
>> Speaker A: I feel like. Isn't it just easier to stand, though?
57:36
>> Speaker B: Not really. I mean, you have to aim a lot more, that's for
57:39
sure. Um, number the second
57:42
is eastern bathing rituals.
57:45
>> Speaker A: Wait, Easter bathing ritual?
57:47
>> Speaker B: Eastern, not, uh, Easter.
57:49
>> Speaker A: Okay.
57:50
>> Speaker B: Um, an episode that
57:53
will happen eventually anyway. But it's called bidet
57:56
part two because bidet part one
57:59
happened and it brought us up to about
58:01
1900. And so there is bidet history that
58:04
happens after that. Involving me.
58:06
>> Speaker A: Um, yes, because we have a bidet now.
58:08
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And I still have a recording of me
58:11
getting flavor blasted for the first time. Oh, yeah, that's
58:14
right. And the last one
58:16
is, I put it on here just to see, is
58:19
skibbity the toilet. Man.
58:23
>> Speaker A: I remember skibbity.
58:25
>> Speaker B: No, you don't.
58:26
>> Speaker A: You told me about skippity.
58:27
>> Speaker B: You flipping? Don't. I don't even know what skibity is. Our
58:29
son runs around. Oh, skippity. Bop, bop, bop. That's
58:32
what these flipping little kids are running around.
58:36
I took our kids to the park yesterday, and
58:39
the kids are doing it. They're like, scooby Scoopity
58:41
bop, bop, bop across the thing. And I'm like,
58:45
I'm old, saying swear words. Yeah, they are saying
58:48
swear words. There was this girl, she's probably eight, and she said
58:51
the sh word so many times.
58:53
>> Speaker A: Does she have short hair?
58:54
>> Speaker B: I don't pay attention to that.
58:55
>> Speaker A: I know, but it's so much easier for me to describe people if you, like, pay
58:58
attention.
58:59
>> Speaker B: I didn't pay attention to that.
59:00
>> Speaker A: Sorry, I didn't do that.
59:01
>> Speaker B: No, she was like, oh, bleep.
59:04
>> Speaker A: Every time she was the same girl I'm thinking about. She was there the
59:07
last time and. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
59:10
And, um, she
59:13
jumped off the swing and almost fell on her
59:15
face. Yeah. And then she comes up because Sarah
59:19
had had me pushing her, and I pushed Sarah, and I came over to
59:21
spin, um, her, uh, friend on the thing,
59:24
and she comes up, she's like, I can push your daughter. And I was like, no,
59:27
that's okay. That's really kind of you to ask, but she's
59:29
fine.
59:30
>> Speaker B: Yeah, sorry, Popeye the sailor butthole. But you're
59:33
not doing it. Um, so
59:37
you have a little say here. What do you want me to adventure into?
59:40
>> Speaker A: I want to know about this skibbity guy.
59:42
>> Speaker B: Oh, my God.
59:43
>> Speaker A: Because I'm not going to lie. I want to know if
59:46
he's something that I want our kid to be dancing around with.
59:49
>> Speaker B: I don't think our son has any idea what it is.
59:54
I don't think he's seen it.
59:56
>> Speaker A: No, but he learns it from his friend.
59:58
>> Speaker B: No, but I think he's just saying skibbity. Well,
1:00:00
whatever, because it's catchy.
1:00:03
I don't think it's a bad thing.
1:00:05
>> Speaker A: I just want to know what this guy is about.
1:00:07
>> Speaker B: Well, it looks like somehow
1:00:10
next time we're doing skibbity the toilet man,
1:00:14
which will probably be the exact name of the episode. Um,
1:00:17
well, Anna, thank you for being
1:00:20
here again.
1:00:25
Um, I'm going to close this. This is the dog taking
1:00:28
the poop in the backyard.
1:00:32
When it does that, I can hear it.
1:00:35
I can hear the beard hair.
1:00:36
>> Speaker A: I should not have itched my nose, but here.
1:00:39
And I was like. And I was
1:00:42
just like, I'm just going to do real quick.
1:00:45
>> Speaker B: Other people use these.
1:00:46
>> Speaker A: Don't say anything.
1:00:47
>> Speaker B: Nobody. Oh, you just did. You don't understand how
1:00:50
this works. You're being recorded.
1:00:53
>> Speaker A: You can take it out.
1:00:54
>> Speaker B: Do you consent? No. Um, I'm going
1:00:57
to close the show. Thank, uh, you guys for listening.
1:01:00
You can send us an email.
1:01:02
Privycast@gmail.com. You can follow us online
1:01:05
at privycast. You can go follow. Uh, Anna,
1:01:08
what are you at? Annabug. And you've got
1:01:11
your two nuts baking. Tell people about two nuts
1:01:13
baking. That'll be fun.
1:01:14
>> Speaker A: Okay.
1:01:15
>> Speaker B: Um, if you're in the Albany ish area or
1:01:18
surrounding your Albany, Oregon, or surrounding ish area,
1:01:21
you should listen up.
1:01:23
>> Speaker A: Um, so my friend Rachel and
1:01:26
I, we have,
1:01:28
um, a baking business that we run out of our
1:01:31
home. Um, we don't
1:01:34
do anything, like, too advanced if it's mostly,
1:01:37
like, custom orders for things.
1:01:40
Um, but we do a lot of, uh,
1:01:42
cupcakes and different other kinds of treats. Um,
1:01:45
scones, especially, and some different kinds of flavored,
1:01:48
uh, bread things.
1:01:51
>> Speaker B: I just want to eat all of it.
1:01:53
>> Speaker A: Um, next, immediately, uh, because
1:01:56
we make, uh, the valentine's
1:01:59
dinner for our church.
1:02:01
Um, Rachel, uh, and I are making about
1:02:04
120 canolies.
1:02:06
>> Speaker B: Um, the grimmest face said
1:02:09
it all. Uh, a lot of canolies.
1:02:12
>> Speaker A: It is a lot of canolies. Um, but if you want to order canolies
1:02:15
while we're making canolies, um, isn't.
1:02:17
>> Speaker B: There, like, a saying about, like, if you have a canoli or a gun?
1:02:20
>> Speaker A: Like, leave the gun and take the box of canolies.
1:02:22
>> Speaker B: Isn't that the thing? Yeah.
1:02:24
>> Speaker A: Also take the gun if you have
1:02:27
one canoli. It's called a canolo.
1:02:31
A canoli is plural.
1:02:33
>> Speaker B: Interesting.
1:02:34
>> Speaker A: Um, anyway, um, we're going to be making them. If you
1:02:37
want to order some canolies. Uh, we
1:02:40
are two nuts baking on Facebook. Um, we also
1:02:43
are two nuts baking on Instagram.
1:02:45
>> Speaker B: Yep.
1:02:46
>> Speaker A: Um, and we don't have a lot of
1:02:48
pictures up right now. I'm doing the treats are delicious,
1:02:51
but everything, um, that we've had out is
1:02:54
delicious. A success.
1:02:56
>> Speaker B: It it's delicious. Um, yeah,
1:02:59
order up. Uh, you can leave
1:03:02
the show, uh, a rating review,
1:03:05
Spotify, uh, or apple is the best place to do that. I tell you to do
1:03:08
that because as a thank you for doing so, uh, we
1:03:11
give some money to wounded warriors and living water, uh, as
1:03:14
a reminder to keep pooping in the free world and to work
1:03:17
towards safer, uh, water. Um, this has been another
1:03:20
episode of privy. Thank you for being here again.
1:03:22
>> Speaker A: You're welcome.
1:03:22
>> Speaker B: Uh, thank you for listening. Keep
1:03:25
hooping in the free world. Own your stank. And now, as
1:03:28
always, don't forget to flush.