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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wait till you hear what I saw in my bed
- 0:01Speaker 1: last night. So I sleep in a different room than
- 0:05Speaker 1: my wife because I sleepwalk. I have for a number
- 0:08Speaker 1: of years. I most nights leap out of bed, thinking
- 0:10Speaker 1: somebody's trying to kill me, and I will bolt to
- 0:12Speaker 1: the door. As you can imagine, that's very disruptive for
- 0:15Speaker 1: my poor wife. And so a few years ago, we
- 0:19Speaker 1: just started having me sleep in the guest room. And
- 0:21Speaker 1: you know, that's the way we've done it. So last
- 0:24Speaker 1: night was no different. Here's the room I'm sleeping in.
- 0:26Speaker 1: It's the guest room. I sleep right here. There's a
- 0:29Speaker 1: pillow that separates me and where my dog typically sleeps
- 0:32Speaker 1: right there. She just bolted out of the room, but
- 0:33Speaker 1: she normally sleeps on that blanket right there. And this
- 0:36Speaker 1: is where I sleep. And so last night I go
- 0:38Speaker 1: to bed at about nine thirty and I wake up
- 0:41Speaker 1: at about yeah, ten, ten thirty somewhere in there. And normally, again,
- 0:47Speaker 1: when I sleepwalk, it's like in the first hour after
- 0:49Speaker 1: I fall asleep and I'm like out of bed running.
- 0:52Speaker 1: But I woke up at like ten ten thirty, and
- 0:54Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I just sort of suddenly woke up.
- 0:56Speaker 1: It's dark in my room. There's no noise machine on,
- 0:59Speaker 1: and I look over towards the bathroom, which is that
- 1:03Speaker 1: room right there. It's hard to do it in the camera.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Right there, this is the bathroom. Okay. I look towards
- 1:09Speaker 1: the bathroom. The door is open, and I see there
- 1:12Speaker 1: is like a figure standing right there, like a person.
- 1:16Speaker 1: And I just told myself I must be sleepwalking. Now.
- 1:19Speaker 1: I don't hallucinate when I sleepwalk, but I have enough
- 1:22Speaker 1: sleep disturbances that I'm thinking, Okay, I gotta be sleepwalking.
- 1:24Speaker 1: That's all this is. And I'm staring at this figure
- 1:27Speaker 1: in the bathroom and they're like right here, and they
- 1:30Speaker 1: appear to be staring at me or something. And I'm
- 1:33Speaker 1: looking over at them, and they vanish behind the stoor
- 1:37Speaker 1: and they just kind of disappear candidly. I wasn't overly frightened.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you know, I'm accustomed to weird
- 1:45Speaker 1: stuff in my sleep. That's all. This was my mind's
- 1:47Speaker 1: playing tricks on me. No big deal. So I don't
- 1:49Speaker 1: even get up to investigate. I just go back to sleep. However,
- 1:54Speaker 1: by about eleven o'clock I wake up a second time. Historically,
- 1:57Speaker 1: I do not sleepwalk twice in a night. It is
- 2:00Speaker 1: always one time, really pronounced. It usually in the first
- 2:03Speaker 1: hour after I fall asleep. I fell asleep, you know,
- 2:05Speaker 1: around nine thirty or so. Now it's eleven o'clock and
- 2:08Speaker 1: I'm waking up for a second time, so statistically it's
- 2:11Speaker 1: not sleepwalking. I wake up. I'm right here on my back,
- 2:15Speaker 1: and my dog Maggie's right over there. She's asleep, and
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'm laying there and I'm not jumping out of my
- 2:20Speaker 1: bed running, I'm just laying there. The room is dark,
- 2:23Speaker 1: there's no noise machine on. It's just like still, and
- 2:26Speaker 1: I just have this weird feeling that I don't know,
- 2:29Speaker 1: something just feels weird. And I look over at the
- 2:31Speaker 1: bathroom again there it is, and no one's there, and
- 2:36Speaker 1: I'm just like, what's going on? What's happening? And I
- 2:39Speaker 1: start to feel something rubbing against the side of my
- 2:43Speaker 1: left thigh. I'm on my back right here, right and
- 2:46Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, is that Maggie, my dog, you know?
- 2:49Speaker 1: And I look and Maggie's right next to me, so
- 2:51Speaker 1: that would be the side she'd be on. But Maggie's
- 2:55Speaker 1: not moving, she's dead asleep, and I'm thinking maybe it's
- 2:57Speaker 1: like the pillow next to me, maybe she's pushing against
- 2:59Speaker 1: the pillow that's such in my leg, but no, she's
- 3:02Speaker 1: completely still. There's nothing moving. And as I'm looking at Maggie,
- 3:05Speaker 1: I'm feeling this thing kind of almost almost moving down
- 3:08Speaker 1: my leg. I'm feeling something distinctly against my leg, sort
- 3:11Speaker 1: of moving down, and I'm like, what is that? And
- 3:14Speaker 1: I kind of I'm thinking about the figure I saw
- 3:16Speaker 1: in the bathroom a little while ago. I'm starting to
- 3:18Speaker 1: getting scared, so I jump out of bed. I flip
- 3:20Speaker 1: the light on. My covers are kind of flipped like that,
- 3:23Speaker 1: and I'm standing right here and I'm sort of surveying
- 3:26Speaker 1: the room and looking at my bed like am I sleepwalking?
- 3:30Speaker 1: Like what's happening here? Maggie's still totally asleep. And I
- 3:33Speaker 1: noticed there's this lump under my covers right about here,
- 3:37Speaker 1: and it's not moving. It's just a lump right here,
- 3:40Speaker 1: and I'm staring at it because it's about in the
- 3:42Speaker 1: same place where whatever it was was touching my leg,
- 3:46Speaker 1: and it sort of moves a little bit, and I'm thinking, oh,
- 3:48Speaker 1: it's got to be a cat. A cat got in
- 3:50Speaker 1: my room. I have four other cats, you know, it's
- 3:53Speaker 1: totally possible one of them got in here, and I'm like, oh,
- 3:55Speaker 1: a pew, And so I reached down and I begin
- 3:58Speaker 1: to lift the blankets up to see which cat it is.
- 4:01Speaker 1: And when I do this lump, it quickly like kind
- 4:03Speaker 1: of bolts to the other side of the bed, still
- 4:06Speaker 1: under the covers, and now it's like right over at
- 4:08Speaker 1: that far corner there, and it moved. It moves so
- 4:11Speaker 1: quickly that I have sort of geriatric cats. I have
- 4:14Speaker 1: one kitten, but it wouldn't have been her. I'm thinking
- 4:16Speaker 1: it must be the other three cats that are older
- 4:19Speaker 1: that would make that big of a lump, you know.
- 4:20Speaker 1: The kitten's too small, and I'm thinking, like, they can't
- 4:23Speaker 1: move like that. I've never seen my cats move like that,
- 4:26Speaker 1: and so I'm now hesitating, but I'm like, I gotta
- 4:29Speaker 1: I gotta see what's under here. And so I grabbed
- 4:33Speaker 1: the cover again, and I'm pretty scared, honestly, at this point,
- 4:35Speaker 1: I don't know what this thing is. I'm thinking, like,
- 4:37Speaker 1: did a raccoon get in here? And all at once,
- 4:40Speaker 1: I flip the covers up and I look into the
- 4:42Speaker 1: corner of the bed and in that corner looking at
- 4:45Speaker 1: me is a pair of eyes looking right at me,
- 4:49Speaker 1: and then they just sort of disappear on the back
- 4:51Speaker 1: side of the bed, and I'm like, was that a cat?
- 4:54Speaker 1: What was that? And I run over here.
- 4:58Speaker 2: And there's nothing, Like, there's nothing here. I look under
- 5:02Speaker 2: the bed, there's nothing down there. There's nothing. There's no
- 5:05Speaker 2: explanation for it. I gotta be honest, I'm still sort
- 5:09Speaker 2: of freaked out by it. I'm convincing myself that I
- 5:12Speaker 2: must have been sleepwalking and hallucinating, because I do have
- 5:15Speaker 2: the crazy stuff that's happened in my sleep.
- 5:17Speaker 1: This felt real, so aliens