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All Things Bravo with Lara Marie Schoenhals · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my loves it is Lala Kent. I just realized
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  Speaker 1: it's eleven eleven. It's gonna be a great motherfucking podcast,
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  Speaker 1: especially because my guest is probably my sole sister, because
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  Speaker 1: she's just as obsessed with.
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  Speaker 2: All things Bravo as I am.
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  Speaker 1: I have Lara Marie Shane Halls, which I just learned
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  Speaker 1: is German.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you nailed it. Great job on the pronunciation genius
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  Speaker 3: literal genius.
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  Speaker 1: That's absolutely Shane Halls. There's no other way to say it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it too, because you were like, is
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  Speaker 3: this Russian? And I was like, how does she know
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  Speaker 3: that my family are Germans from Russia? You must be
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  Speaker 3: a psychic or.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what it is? Because Schroeder it's
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  Speaker 1: spelled sort of like that, the first little part the
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  Speaker 1: hsh Okay. So you've accomplished a lot. Because I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: at your bio. All Jessica had to say to me
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  Speaker 1: was I have this girl. You have to have her
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  Speaker 1: on her podcast, on your podcast because she's obsessed with
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  Speaker 1: vander Pump rules, And I'm so vain that if you
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  Speaker 1: tell me that, come on to my horn let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. But you also watch all the reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: But like, I'm looking at your bio, You're a New
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  Speaker 1: York Times best selling author.
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  Speaker 2: You have your own podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I have my own podcasts. I have two podcasts. Oh shit,
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  Speaker 3: well okay, technically I have four podcasts right now, only
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  Speaker 3: two of them are like in season, so I have
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  Speaker 3: sexy unique podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That began as just me talking with guests about vander
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  Speaker 3: Pump Rules. I'm that show has changed my life truly,
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  Speaker 3: like in like very deep ways, but also it just
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  Speaker 3: has been such an outlet for me. That's a whole
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  Speaker 3: other story. So it started out about vander Pump, vander
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  Speaker 3: Pump vander Pump Rules, and then it's expanded into talking
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  Speaker 3: about like all other reality shows. So we covered like
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  Speaker 3: Rock of Love, like all three seasons Rock of Love.
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  Speaker 3: We covered like Lindsay Lohan's beach House, that weird MTV
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  Speaker 3: one season show.
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  Speaker 1: That was so weird.
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  Speaker 3: We did like Gallery Girls, which was the Bravo like
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  Speaker 3: throwback one season Wonder from like twenty twelve. I want
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  Speaker 3: to say, wow, so we heard of that current one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you need to watch it. It's like
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  Speaker 3: delusional millennials in the art world good really being embarrassing
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  Speaker 3: and it's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: It actually sounds good and it's really good.
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  Speaker 3: Really really good. So yeah, my co host carry O'Donnell
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  Speaker 3: and I we now do like live shows. We just
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  Speaker 3: had two Dynasty Typewriter this month, and we talk about
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  Speaker 3: usually like a current season of reality TV and then
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  Speaker 3: like a throwback. We did Mob Wives like recently, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is why we rewatch So freaking Good.
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  Speaker 3: So Good.
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  Speaker 4: Talked about you popping in last week at Dynasty Typewriter,
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  Speaker 4: but you couldn't. Your schedule was not allowing it. But
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  Speaker 4: you're having you have another live one, right, we're going.
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  Speaker 3: To have I think knock on Wood. I hope that
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  Speaker 3: we're going to have like a regular show there, So.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe will you please have me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh my god, I'm I felt bad asking so
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  Speaker 3: last minute because I know you're busy, but I was like,
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  Speaker 3: that would be a real cue to get La. La
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  Speaker 3: on the stage has come to a live show before
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: she has she has an ariana. Shina did the splits.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves to do the splits.
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  Speaker 3: She dropped into a full splitz, slammed her vagina so
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  Speaker 3: hard on the ground it reverberated through the whole venue.
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  Speaker 3: It was an incredible moment. It was the last show
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  Speaker 3: before everything shut down from COVID.
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  Speaker 1: I think Sheena may like doing the splits more than
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Richards.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, did you see Reza
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  Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live?
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  Speaker 3: I sure did, say, I sure did.
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  Speaker 2: That Kyle Richards.
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  Speaker 1: For my friends who don't know what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: Laura does obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Reza from Shaws of Sunset said that.
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  Speaker 1: The most overrated housewife is Kyle Richards.
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  Speaker 2: Please give me your thoughts.
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  Speaker 3: Where's the lie?
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  Speaker 2: I agree, where's the lie?
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of go girl, give us nothing. She
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  Speaker 3: brings I guess like bitchy friend group to the table,
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  Speaker 3: but she's never really providing the drama. She stirs the pot.
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  Speaker 3: She asks a lot of questions. Okay, but like she
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  Speaker 3: could have gotten cut and I would have been happy
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  Speaker 3: with Lisa. Renna stayings. I love Renna.
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: I love Rinna too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you are my soulmates.
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  Speaker 3: It makes me laugh, Like even when I know that
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  Speaker 3: she's hamming it up or being kind of fake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it still is really funny to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny. I love the lips. She always brings it.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: The hair is always fabulous, and she is the only
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  Speaker 1: person I always say, We're not watching this show to
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  Speaker 1: see a bunch of hot chicks Kumbai ya.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know, I just shows to watch ladies fight.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I care about the most. And on Vanderpump Rules,
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  Speaker 3: like I watch vander Pump Rules to see all of
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  Speaker 3: you guys fight and then to see most people's lives
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  Speaker 3: being somewhat embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: Totally a little bit, right, Absolutely, That's why I watch.
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  Speaker 1: There's this thing that I do and I've talked about
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  Speaker 1: this before because I'm a fan but also a part
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  Speaker 1: of that world. Yeah, and so when I have moments
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  Speaker 1: when we're filming and someone brings out that side of
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  Speaker 1: me and I'm like so mortified, I literally have to
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  Speaker 1: go into like you made great TV tonight, definitely, or
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  Speaker 1: else I will go home and it will not be good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, And it's that I imagine is so difficult
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  Speaker 3: because maybe more so now when not drinking, but I
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  Speaker 3: can just imagine like drinking and like not being able
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  Speaker 3: to control, like and share anything.
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  Speaker 2: The Sunday scaries every morning really bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, yeah, how do you do that? Like,
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  Speaker 3: how do you do you just divorce yourself? From like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I flipped out or said this or that, but it's
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  Speaker 3: just fine and it's TV and it's like a totally
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  Speaker 3: different life than how I am like day to day.
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  Speaker 1: No, because I feel like the different like day to day,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm not connecting with someone, I have the option
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  Speaker 1: to be like I'm not kicking it with them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when we're filming, it's like we have a group thing
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  Speaker 1: that we're doing, so like you have to come right.
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  Speaker 2: So like that's absolutely how I am.
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  Speaker 1: If you just like if I were to throw you
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  Speaker 1: into a situation where like you weren't connecting with someone,
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  Speaker 1: like you just see a different side of people when
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say forced, because we're not forced,
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  Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, we're like here
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  Speaker 1: to film a TV show, So you're seeing people for
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  Speaker 1: who they are, but in situations that maybe they normally
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't put themselves in. So I have to separate reality
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  Speaker 1: from reality. Yeah, if that makes any sense.
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  Speaker 3: No, that makes a lot of sense, because.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't like me. Season seven, after my dad died,
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  Speaker 1: calling her Quella bambe eyed bitch, telling Billy Lee she
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  Speaker 1: was boring to listen to and look at almost headbutting
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: her calling her a hoe.
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  Speaker 2: I watch that and go what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: That was iconic though truly one of the A great
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  Speaker 3: stand out moment, But it's hard to have your like
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  Speaker 3: stand out moments on TV also be like one of
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  Speaker 3: the darkest moments of your life totally or during that
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  Speaker 3: period of your life.
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  Speaker 1: Right during that time, it was very very dark. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't watch it now, like I will go on to
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  Speaker 1: YouTube and be like this feels like I need to
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  Speaker 1: watch bambyd bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it was good to throw.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys think just from not an outsider because
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  Speaker 4: I watch Housewives, but do you think there's a a
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  Speaker 4: Kyle Richard's equivalent on vander put rules? And if so,
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  Speaker 4: you don't have to say who if you don't want to,
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  Speaker 4: if you don't want to, like cause drama. But do
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  Speaker 4: you think there is someone who like you can give
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  Speaker 4: her take, like he or she could.
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  Speaker 3: Go and like, are you gonna really.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you do? Yeah, I ain't saying who though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not gonna say who either, But you agree
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  Speaker 3: you're okay, you're a shit fucking stir.
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  Speaker 2: Would be great, right?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know the Kyle rich is you get her
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  Speaker 4: out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good to know.
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  Speaker 2: You're the potster.
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  Speaker 1: But I will always take you, I will never leave you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: So, But Reza did circling back say something pretty savage,
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  Speaker 1: because Kyle Richards responded to Reza being like, you have
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  Speaker 1: a canceled show whatever else?
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  Speaker 2: She said, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's on Traders. Yeah, and you are the first
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  Speaker 1: one and you were the first one to get kicked
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  Speaker 1: off Traders that he goes, yes, he goes, I did
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  Speaker 1: have a cancel. I do have a canceled show, and
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  Speaker 1: I did get killed off of Traders. For but my
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: entire family and cast still pick up my phone calls
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: how's Kathy Hilton doing? And names h Kim as well,
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  Speaker 1: like he went savage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling.
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  Speaker 2: You what those shows of Sunset cast members.
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  Speaker 3: She walked herself right into that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why did she do that?
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: You can't step to like a bitchy gay guy and
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  Speaker 3: expect to live to tell the tale. Absolutely, truly, it's
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  Speaker 3: a non starter.
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  Speaker 1: I know, and I love her as is so much
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  Speaker 1: so everything he says I co sign on.
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  Speaker 3: It's really funny. But I don't know. You know what
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  Speaker 3: I always used to say, and I think I still
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  Speaker 3: stand by this. I think you need to be on
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  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone, because I hear this a lot and I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel like my age would allow it right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I also don't have anything like super fabulous to show you, like,
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  Speaker 1: come look at my three bedroom apartment.
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  Speaker 3: No, they always okay. I think it's really good on
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  Speaker 3: a Housewives franchise when they're there's a new young blood,
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  Speaker 3: like a hot, younger housewife. I mean, you've gone through
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: a recent divorce separation, so that's always like juicy for TV.
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  Speaker 3: And you have brands or an entrepreneur, so people like
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  Speaker 3: like a kind of younger, hotter, scrappier woman to come
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  Speaker 3: into the mix. And you suffer no fools, So I
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: think you'd really light some bitches.
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  Speaker 2: Up and you could see.
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  Speaker 3: The person to get Kyle off the show. I see
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  Speaker 3: this for you.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to have a partner. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: Kyle would ever be off the show because she really
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: is I mean, what's her name. Erica in the reunion
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: said she was the queen Beet in the sense that
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  Speaker 1: she kind of is the glue that holds the whole
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  Speaker 1: group together. Without her, these people wouldn't talk.
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  Speaker 3: M Beverly Hills is her town after all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean she really does have the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: She's been there since day one.
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  Speaker 3: But I think you could ruffle her feathers and that
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  Speaker 3: I would really appretate you and she would hate me.
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  Speaker 3: What No, exactly, but that's why it would be so good.
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  Speaker 3: And I think, like the way I see it, if
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  Speaker 3: I were a producer of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
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  Speaker 3: I would say La LA's gonna upgrade from vander Pump
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  Speaker 3: Rules up to Beverly Hills and we're bringing Lisa vander
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  Speaker 3: Pump back because then you have an ally. Yes, you
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  Speaker 3: have someone on your side and you can both take
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  Speaker 3: on Kyle.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: You should pitch this to Cohen.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, like I literally give gold away for free every
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  Speaker 3: single week on my podcast. I'm like, no telling people
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  Speaker 3: what's good and no one cashes it in. It would
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  Speaker 3: change lives. It would change everyone's lives for the better. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: because you've never been like, you've kind of been above
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  Speaker 3: the fray on vander Pump Rules the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: That is so nice of you to say it.
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  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed by the way.
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  Speaker 1: I really enjoy doing reality TV and I love vander
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  Speaker 1: Pump Rules so much. And I got in trouble for
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  Speaker 1: saying this on Gina's podcast. And when I say this,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm not minimizing what my cast has been through.
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  Speaker 1: But there are things on the show, like little petty
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  Speaker 1: things that made my life this year a lot easier
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  Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm gonna go in and we're
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: gonna throw shade in like the most petty way, and
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  Speaker 1: this feels good to take me out of my reality.
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  Speaker 1: Like just the things that I feel like I gotta
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  Speaker 1: deal with on a day to day even before this
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  Speaker 1: past year just feels a little bit on a level
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  Speaker 1: that I don't particularly enjoy. But it is kind of
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  Speaker 1: like the drama of like, oh shit, Tom Girardi is
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  Speaker 1: actually not that great of a guy, Jen Shawan not
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  Speaker 1: that great of a chick, Like it does feel like
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  Speaker 1: my person that I was with is that type of drama?
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  Speaker 1: Does that make am I making that makes that type
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  Speaker 1: of sense? I'm trying to make sense to talk.
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  Speaker 3: About anybody on the Do you get to talk about
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  Speaker 3: that on the show? Like get into it or they're
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  Speaker 3: parameters around that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see when it's cut and edited together.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I talked about it a lot.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of times, like during filming where I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: feel like I've spoken about things that and it usually
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  Speaker 1: ends up on the chopping block, like it may be
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  Speaker 1: a little too heavy for vander pump rolls, And maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's just in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel like the show lost the plot a
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: little bit in the past few seasons.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Well, why don't you tell me how you feel about that,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: because I'm so in it. I'm so close to it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that seasons one through six are some of
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: the best television ever.
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  Speaker 2: Created, So you even think through season six.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you had seven, eight and nine. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm also really close to it because obviously I talk
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  Speaker 3: about it like for a living on my podcast. So
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: it started to feel like instead of me being like,
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: oh my god, I get to watch Banter fun Rules
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  Speaker 3: and like talk about it and there's so much to
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  Speaker 3: talk about and make fun of, it was like I
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  Speaker 3: have to watch and I'm like just not as engaged
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  Speaker 3: in the drama. I feel like it got like a
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  Speaker 3: little produced or like it was like not as much
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  Speaker 3: focused focusing on like the darkness in the cast members' lives,
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  Speaker 3: but focusing on like too much of the positive, which
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: I feel bad saying, because no.
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  Speaker 1: You're you are saying what as someone who's in it
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  Speaker 1: and also a fan of reality TV, I watched to
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  Speaker 1: see the drama. Yeah, I don't need If I wanted
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to watch Kumbai Ya, I'd watch fucking Kardashians.
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  Speaker 3: And I do watch that too.
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  Speaker 2: I don't because all I want. The only time I've
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: watched is when I see those bitches fight.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when Kim like beat Courtney's.
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  Speaker 1: Out, And even then I tried to watch the full episode,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just gonna watch clips.
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  Speaker 3: No. Now, it's good because it's on Hulu and it's
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: like Drone Shots and lifeborny, so it's like it really
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  Speaker 3: gives you something different. But like when the the best
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Bravo shows, I think are also the ones that focus
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: on the darkest, most like horrific things of these people's lives. No,
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you, and like that is my bread
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: and butt like that, I crave that. It makes me
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: feel safe I feel as a viewer, and it's weird,
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  Speaker 3: like obviously, like I don't want your life to be
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: bad like person to person, No, whow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But by the way you saying that, I don't take
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  Speaker 1: that like I want to see that for me personally,
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  Speaker 1: being able to have a platform where I get to
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: go and share my voice and my opinions, and even
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: though people may disagree or think I'm a nutcase, it
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  Speaker 1: feels extremely therapeutic. Like when we go into interviews and
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: they start asking like, where was your head at in
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: this moment, It's like I leave feeling like, oh my gosh,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I just had the best therapy session ever. Right because
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I take out, leave it all on the floor, leave
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: it all out there, and I avoid the comments section
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  Speaker 1: at all costs, and when people post about me, I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: don't look at it because I'm like, I know this
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  Speaker 1: is where the haters go. If I want to see love,
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  Speaker 1: I just stay on my own page.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, don't seek that shit out, no, because it's
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: also reached a fever pitch of insanity.
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's one thing to podcast. I'm like, it's
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: one thing to podcast about Vanda pump rules, but it's
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: a whole different thing to be online, Like in Reddit forums,
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  Speaker 3: being like.
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  Speaker 2: These people aren't getting paid.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is crazy. You're not monetizing. Yet you
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: know you're writing essay for free, like campaigning.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I know for free. I don't do shit for free.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Anyone wants to start beef with me when cameras are down,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: fuck off.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I am curious, Lara, because of what you said about
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: season seven, eight, and nine for vander Pump Rules. After
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: just seeing the trailer for season ten, how.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Do you feel? I was feeling good.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna be really happy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And actually, by the end of nine, the reunion served
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: that there was five stars. The reunion was five star.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I actually gave up on like recapping it because I
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: was so frustrated by that time. I was like, I can't,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: like I just have to like disengage because it was
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: making me upset that it was bad. But I watched
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: season ten I was like, hell, yes, we're back.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's why I keep telling people I want
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: because I felt like we kind of lost our footing
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: towards the end of seven seven we still had some
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: stuff going on, but it was like.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: What was seven It was Jackson Brittany's wedding.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: No, I think that was eight eight. It was a
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: lot of wedding stuff. It was brand new faces that
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: it just didn't make any sense.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Was that the Dana Brett.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Dana like they put a lot of I.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Think that was deeply Dana was not as confusing, but
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: there were a lot of there were a lot of
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: confusing male choices.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: So can I tell you?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: And I feel like I can talk about this now
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: because Stossi put it in her I think her her book.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: But the reasoning for that was they were trying to
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: push a new group in because they were taking us
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: out and giving.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Us Vanderbium Valley or something like that. Correct.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then COVID happened.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: They were like, the whole reason we can't pick up
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: production is because it's based in a restaurant, and the
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: restaurant industry during COVID was like a whole different beast.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Then everything happened where a lot of cast members were
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: let Oh, so the show that we were going to
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: start filming was completely just squashed. But that was the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: reasoning for all of these new faces. People were like,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: why are these new faces like being shoved down our
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: throats and their storylines? Why do we care about them?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: It's because they were introducing entire new Vanderpump rules and
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: taking us generation right, well that didn't happen. So season
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: nine we did what we fucking could. I mean, we
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: were we got that season by the skin of our teeth.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough because it also is like the kind
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: of thing where all that shit with the cast members
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: went down, and as a viewer, like I wanted to
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: see the aftermath.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Of that, and I felt like you should have.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I feel like I was like because it
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: was the kind of thing where everyone was riding really high,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: buying houses, they're getting engaged, they're getting married. I got
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: into vanderpump rules like when my life was really bad,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: and I watched it being like, oh my god, these
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: people's lives are worse than mine. This is amazing, Like
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I'm given life like another reason to get up everything.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: And then suddenly everyone ascends to like house buying levels
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: and like happiness, and I was like, hold up a second,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: like this is not the show I fucking signed up
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: where we needed them to get knocked down at Hagger two,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: And just when you thought that was happening, it just
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: glazed over that and was like existing in this like
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: neither world of totally what's going on? Yeah?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Right, I feel the same way that you feel, and
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: even though like it was originally, we we can't show
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: us working in a restaurant for ever.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: You know, like it just that makes no sense.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. We don't work there, We
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: don't have to work there. But I think in order
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: for it to make sense and for you to follow
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: someone's journey, like you've got to understand, like why why
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: are they able to afford these houses? Well, let's talk
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: about it. You're on a reality TV show. You're getting
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: paid by brands, Like.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Why don't that hustle?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Like I don't because it's not easy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: No, And I think where everyone kind of goes wrong
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: from a produced sorial standpoint is like thinking that the
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: audience is just going to be lost if it's not
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: taking place in a restaurant. It's like everyone fucking knows that,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Like you're not hustling for tips to like your mortgage,
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Like no one actually cares about watching you guys work
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: at sir, Like no, they.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Care about the people for that, because if they cared
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: about the restaurant, the Abbey Show would have made it
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: on E where they were Like they basically tried to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: recreate vander pump Roules based on a restaurant or a bar.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Like the cast was lightning in a bottle before I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: even arrived. Right, they set the groundwork for a very
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: successful show, and obviously we're doing something right, even though
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: we're hanging on by the skin of our teeth. I
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: think season ten, you're going to see all of it.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: It's going to take you back to old throwback vander
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: pump Roules. You got one person, two people that actually
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: live in a house, so everyone else.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: And I was blown up. I was like, as a viewer,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: so excited by the fact that Tom and Katie split
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: up because I was like saying on the pod all
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: asked youse. I was like, wait the whole because I
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: feel like the journey with her has been tough from
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: a viewer perspective, because I think she was made to
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: look like acted a certain way in that relationship that
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: was like kind of unpalatable. But then I started to
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: like put the pieces together, and I was like, wait this.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: This guy has like sucked the life out of this
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: person for literally the entire time we've watched them on TV, right, Like,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: she's got to get out of there. And I was
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: like campaigning for them to separate. And then they did.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, thank god.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Well this is I'm excited for people to see Katie
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: this season because you do get to see her not
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: have to play a mom to her husband. You know,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: like there was something when she decided like I'm doing this,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I am moving on with my life. Something changed in her,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: something changed in her face. I said to her, I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: was like, even your face looks different, And she said,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Chris Medina said that people would say my face looks different.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Chris Medina didn't tell me to tell her that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I just said it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: See, he's a genius's he's fucking He's from OC. Different
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: guy from OC, but literally predicted my entire life.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: So anyway that, Okay, I think.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be excited for this season. I'm going to
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: give you all the fils.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Every time I get long long break, I'm always excited
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: to be back.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Okay, I have to shame you for a moment.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, please bring it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: On now that I've been very kind to you, How
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: in the world do you not watch Real Housewives of Miami.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: This has been something that I've been confronting for a
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: long time. I just got busy with other franchises and
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: so many people. Literally every day now, someone's telling me
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: you have to watch Miami. You have to watch Miami.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: And I understand that, and I know and my plan,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I have a whole plan in place to fix this
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: huge problem. I'm going to Japan this week and I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: going to download all of the Miami episodes and then
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: watch them on my computer.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Have you ever watched No Girl? I'm judging you so hard.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I know, I know it's a real spot for me.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Most people will tell you to start on season two.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I disagree. You have to see.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Season one, okay, because it just like makes it makes
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: it make sense with how like deep rooted the friendships are.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: For season three, it's four and five that we're on now.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Oh was it three on Bravo and then.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Three were on Bravo and then four and five are
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: on Peacock. Okay, this season is so spectacular. I'm like, like,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed that it's only once a week. I'm like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: if it's on a streaming service, just drop the whole thing. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: drop it all in one. Do you watch all the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: girls trip? Like Housewives girls trips? I watch everything, Okay,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the only Bravo shows I don't watch are like Southern Charm,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: below Deck, basically everything that's kind of like vander Pump too.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Close to home.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It's way too close.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: To home, it really is.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait a minute, this is a little triggering.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You need escapeism, Yeah, I need to watch like very
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: fat women and only women and the husband's pop in
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm upset, Like, and the thing is, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: didn't used to watch that much Bravo. Like I was
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: like vander Pump Rules and maybe would dip in for
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: like Beverly Hills or something. But then I've really ramped
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: it up, and now I'm like getting caught up on
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: everything that I've been missing.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: But what about Potomac.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not caught up on Potomac, all right. I came
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: in late to that one because it's like, I feel
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: like so many seasons happened in a very short period
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: of time, and then I got overwhelmed. I'm like, where
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: do I start? Like I want to start from the beginning,
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: but now that's like feels like one hundred episodes that
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I have to watch. So I just started this recent
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: season and I like, I think I'm like two episodes behind.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: They've always said it don't sleep on Potomac and I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: have fully co side on this. It's so good.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh see though you've started.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Oh see, I've started. I like watched this past season,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: then went back to season nine, and I've been watching
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: through from there, okay, And it's like a warm hug.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Like it is a warm hug. These Orange County women
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: just feel so safe and secure totally as a place
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: to just like watch. I love like their home decor
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: and like their fashion choices, and I like their drama
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: and their weird lives into it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: They live in the OC bubble.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said to someone who lives in Orange County
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: the other day. Actually this was like a.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Few months ago, but there were these two women.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: We were in Orange County at that party for Christmas.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: There's these two girls taking a picture with Santa Claus
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm watching it and I'm like, this is the
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: craziest shit ever seen. All right, should have seen these women.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm with my friend who also lives in Orange County,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, Orange County is like a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: fucking bubble. Well this stuck with her because when I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: saw her the next time, she goes, what did you
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: mean by that? And I was like, if I tell you,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: do you promise you won't be affected?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And she was like, I promise.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, it feels like everyone hears about this
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: one party and it's it's like high school almost, and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: it's like if you were invited, you're a cool kid.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Everyone brings out every diamond they could possibly own, drips.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Themselves with it. It's like keeping up with the Joneses.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It just feels like anything outside of this bubble y'all
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: can't comprehend. And she found that so strange, but her
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: husband was like, yeah, that's exactly what it is. Like.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You got to bring out the nicest car to roll
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: up to the house. Can't just take the range Rover.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: We have to take like the car that was imported
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: from some weird fucking place and make sure you wear
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: every single diamond you own.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: And how much was that bag?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Was that? The burkeen that was custom made and then
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: signed off by a fucking van Go. It's crazy and
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills isn't like that. I don't feel like it
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: is that way.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I think just all their stuff is like that, So
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: it's not like they're it's not like they're putting on
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: airs to go somewhere. It's like the airs are on
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: twenty for the airs are just their lifestyle, right. Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: But that's what I like about Orange County is it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: like everyone's really ghost and it's like they think they're
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: really killing it, but they don't get it. It's like
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: the Truman Show or something.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You're so right, But I do feel like when I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: watching Tamra, I'm like, I'm watching like someone who. I
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: want to go to her house and be sick and
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: she'll give me soup.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to sit with her, Like I really
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: love her workout journey was really inspiring to me. Like
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with obsessed I am too. And I'm ubsessed
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: with Vicky Gunbilson me too. She is my north star.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I love her so much. She no one makes me
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: laugh until I cry like Vicky and she's not even trying.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: She genuinely is like Lucy O Ball level funny.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Do you know her?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: No?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: All right, we're planning a dinner.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Because she's one of my most favorite people. So on
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the way to Bravoc and she was sitting right behind
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: me and I said, Hi, VICKI And I think she
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: thought I was just a fan, so she brushed me
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: off and then realized it was motherfucking La La, And
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: we had like an hour conversation. It felt like an
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: hour to the point where like the flight attendant told us, like,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: you guys have to sit like we're leaving the game,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: sits fucked down. Had like the longest conversation about narcissist
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: and that I need life insurance. Yeah, that was a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: big part of it. She said that to you, yes,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and she was like.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Doing it on the airplane, trying to figure it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Out for me. Amazing. Yeah, she is a working woman
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: through and through and.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: She like she loves to talk about but she don't work.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You don't work to earn a paycheck. And then she
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: does the hands Yeah you don't bring home money, she.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Will help you financially plan your entire life. Like that's
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I just I love it. I love that she's built
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: a business literally from like her home office into the
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: behemoth that is Codo Insurance.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And they're everywhere now at all, Like I.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, and she's still is just like so funny.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: She's so funny.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And also if one more dude breaks her heart, I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: coming for them.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: You offering you freaking scrub you got Vicky gun Wilson,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: all right, stop moving into her house, eating her food,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: enjoying her freaking Mexico vacation home.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: She needs to learn a little bit of self love.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I think that would take her really far. But it
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: also is extremely relatable to see her kind of fall
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: into the same trap with men over and over.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I wont know. What's amazing is that she admits that
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to be alone. I know
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I love companionship. Like she doesn't pretend. She's like I
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: who tell me this person as long as they'll move
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: in and be with me every day, that's who I want.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's her love tank full.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: She needs her love tank full.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I don't understand that though, because from an outsider looking in,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I see someone like VICKI or you, or just these
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: single women that sometimes are with not settling, but they're
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: with these people where I'm like, you could get anyone?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Is it just being safe? Do you guys, like, do
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: you think they like like someone like Vicky? She's like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: this person is known, so I trust them because I
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: feel like you guys could get anyone.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: But there's so.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Much like the men I love a scrub you do. Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have a car. You don't have
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a Yeah, you drive without a license? Ding ding ding.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: We have a winner?
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: You like a project? Is it?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: It? Is it a project thing?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe I think I need a lot of therapy.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Therapy helps a lot. The child is like with therapy too.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Because I've been in therapy for a long time and
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I've been single for a long time. You start to
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: see that, like every relationship fits like a very specific
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: pattern that you repeat over and over and over, even
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: if they look like even if they don't on their
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: face look like it is that pattern.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: It kind of is shows itself over time.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you just like start to uncover all these
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: like patterns that you repeat based on a lot. Like
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: usually I think it's like childhood trauma or like.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: But that doesn't make it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Because I had like my childhood. It at home was amazing.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: My dad was fucking phenomenal. Their relationship was phenomenal. So
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what this is. Yeah, maybe I was
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: exposed to crazy TV too young.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe TV or like if you had trouble in school
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: or like in young social situations, like there's always something.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: There's always great thing about life is there's always something
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: that will really fuck you up. That's why they say
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: it make you're paid for it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, your kid will always be fucked up somehow if
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: you're too good of a parent and too perfect, and
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: that's going to fuck them up because they're got their expectations.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: They're all going to have their own set of issues.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: It's going to be everything.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like someone will come into your life and like
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: fuck it up somehow totally. The situation will happen and
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: like it'll just like fuck you up and you'll learn
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: some way of coping that then becomes like a negative
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: pattern that repeats itself over and over, and then you
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: address it and feel the feelings and move through all
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: these stages of grief and then you kind of move
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: on and you're a little bit different now because.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Right, do you have a boyfriend she's single? Are you
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: single by choice?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I've been single by choice for a while.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Like I got so busy with like building up all
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: my podcast stuff that I do that that just became
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: like my full time relationship and it was like working
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: for myself. And so I'm kind of just coming out
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: of that place now where I'm like, I really want
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: like a partner and someone that I feel like is
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: a real companion.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Are you opposed to dating comedians? Because I know you're
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: a comedian, and I always find it interesting when female
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: comedians are like, I'm not ever dating a comedian.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not a post to it. But they have to
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: be funny to me, Oh okay, Like I couldn't date
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: someone who even if like everyone thinks they're so funny,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: but they don't make me laugh, Like, it's not gonna work.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Do they have to think you're funny?
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I am funny, so they wouldn't.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't not you are funny.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't not, And if they did, I'd be like,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I guess this isn't a good match, or you don't
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: really see me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Or something you don't have a good sense of humor.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I relate.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a comedian, but I think if
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you don't think I'm funny, it's not gonna work. Because
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't been single in a really long time. But
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: when I was, which was in my early twenties, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: would try to stifle just my sense of humor and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: things that I thought were funny and things that I
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to say that I thought were funny, and I
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: would just try to be like this cool chick that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I watched on TV, and.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: It was like suffocating.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it is.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Interesting to like be single in your thirties where it's like, Okay,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I know who I am, but I'm kind of like you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, back when I was young, I never like Brittany.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: She always knew I want to get married. She was
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: planning her wedding from the time she was a little kid.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Always wanted to be a mom. I didn't really think
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that way. I knew I wanted to be a mom,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: but I never thought about a partner. It was always like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I just want to be successful and have businesses like
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: that was what I wanted to be married to. And
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I think that's what we're really focused on this year.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Because Chris Medina said to me, he said, I don't
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: want you dating right now, but he said, your guides
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: told me not to tell you that you can't date right.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Now because then you'll do it. Any you'll do it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: So I just want to give you a little bit
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: of advice, but do what you want. I don't think
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you should date right now because chances are you're going
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to attract the same type of guy. You got to
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: do some self work, so that makes sense. Your therapist
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: is basically the same as Chris Medina.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically. I mean she also does like a trology stuff,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: to which I'm a little bit like, sometimes I like it,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: but then sometimes I'm like, we're here to talk, like,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: let's not bring that, let's not bring the stars into
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: this just right now, Let's like focus on feelings.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You wait, I'm going to get her number from what's
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: your sign?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Laura? I'm a Gemini, I'm a double Gemini, Leo Rising.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: This is everything. Do you know what your moon is?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Gemini and Moon? Yeah, Leos. There's a lot going on.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: A lot.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Before I let you go, can we please talk about
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about it?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I've had a tough time with this season. I feel
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: like it's dragged out for so long. They've taken a
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: lot of breaks, which I'm like, can we keep it moving?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Keep it moving? Jen Chaw's taking me on a roller coaster.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I think I start out this season being like justice
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: for Jen. She does not deserve to be incarcerated, but
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: then when she started throwing people's shoes off of the boat,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that way, Well, she needs to
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: maybe go to jail just for a month or two,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: because you really shouldn't be doing that. And then I yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: And now I'm like, I'm just so saddened for her
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: family by this situation that it almost makes it hard
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: to watch because You're just like, this is so bleak.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Well because I feel like when kids are involved and
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: they had no say in the matter, and like you
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: just you just did shit without even thinking about them,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you know, because and I'm not throwing any shade at her,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying me and how I go about life
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: having a kid, Like everything that I do, I think
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: about oshit, yeah, like how could this impact her? And
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of things, like as simple as doing
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: this podcast right now, I'm literally sitting here going what
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: have I said on this? What have I said in
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the past that she could at some point read and go,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: oh my god, why did she do all of those things?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Why did she say those things? Why couldn't she shut up?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: But then on the flip side, I think I hope
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: that if she goes through things that's at some point
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: in her life, which she will that she never feels
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: like she has to be quiet, So it's a weird.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's like a strange I'm wondering if Jen was like,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I'm providing for my family, like I came from nothing,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: so I don't I don't give a damn, like I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: will make sure my kids have an incredible life, and
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care who I have to affect. I'm just
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: trying to understand how she could do those things.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think you probably don't think about it
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: as it's happening that much because if you were focusing
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: on all the people that you're hurting, chances are it
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: would make you not want to like be like defrauding.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Unless you're a narcissistic sociopath.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, and I don't know where the
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: season can go without.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Her, And that's what I'm curious to hear your thoughts
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: on because I'm a little worried for Slake.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I don't saw her.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: She is doing that that she exclusive with and no,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: she shut it down.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: She did when she shut it down like a few
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: days ago, but it's not happening. She said something in
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the contract would not allow her to share her side
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: of things the way she feels like they should be shown. Oh,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: because she posted a photo of her and glam or something. No,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: and then she posted another thing that says that the
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: one on one is not happening anymore.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Wow, So that's off the table. But I just wonder
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: because she's captivating.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: She is, and she makes good TV.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Even before this shit happened.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like she was bringing something to the table and
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: like Heather, I think is like a flop. I think
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: she this season. I was so pissed off about the
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: like black eye thing and how cagy she's been about that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Where do you think it was like botox? Like, what
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: do you think happened to her?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I think someone did it?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Really do you think Jen did it?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say who I think did it,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to if I were on the show,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I would obviously say who, say who I think did it? Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I've heard, like I follow this account and they were
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: saying like she hit a faucet. I've heard from people
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: That story is not true and someone did that to her.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Why would she not come out and say who? For
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: a million reasons, I'm assuming it was on a cash trip.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It could only be someone from the cast.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that that's what happened to And.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: How how do you hit a faucet and have scratch
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: marks all over your body? No, I think unless you
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: hit the faucet and fell into a rose bush.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it was like a fight or some
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: sort of thing like joking around that maybe turned into
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: a fight, or just like someone flipped the switch, got
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: really angry and instead of because of the sensitivity of
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: the whole situation, right, it was like, don't worry about it,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: nothing happened, We're not going to talk about it, and
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: like it's not a thing just to production, which I
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: think is also crazy.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Tell us, I feel like keep going.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like if someone hit someone else on
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: a reality TV show, there's like insurance, like behind the scenes,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: just like liability. Shit that has to happen.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: On vander Pump Roules, we get physical. There are repercussions, Yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: heavy repercussions. And if that were to happen on Vanner
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Pump Rules, there's no way we would get away with not.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Being able with not saying who it was. Well, no,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: there would be repercussions for that too.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to talk about everything.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I also don't like is like when Housewives
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: aren't held to that same standard.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like they can do that because these women
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: have been successful for a really long time and we're
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: thrown onto a TV show. Whereas our cast they were
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: like waitresses. We were waitresses and hostesses and things like that,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and then we experienced this level of like notoriety and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: we had all moved to LA for this reason.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Whereas housewives it's like.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: We accomplished everything we wanted to and now you want
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: to follow me around and watch me be successful.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: So it is there's like a difference.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Bravo needs them more than they need Bravo.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Right, They're like, I don't need you. I've been successful
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: since before this show.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would never get away with.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Not talking about absolutely not.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like Jen's sentence was fair or do
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: you think she deserved more time?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I think it was, I guess as fair as it's
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: gonna get. I'm just I'm really torn when it comes
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: to like punishing. I'm really torn when it comes to
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: like sending people to jail. Like I just I don't
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: think like I think there are other ways that she
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: could pay back her community or be more of service
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: to people, or like I'm selfishly also stay on the
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: show and like not affect her sons and family, Like
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I just I really do believe like if you're if
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: the only reason you should go to jail is if
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: you're like a violent offender and a threat to society.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Even if someone took your entire life savings.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: No, I'd want them to rot in prison.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah she did that.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I watched they started interviewing people that she affected, and
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: this woman is like, I can I don't even know
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: how I'm gonna put food on the table because she
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: took everything from me. Is she court ordered to pay
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: it back?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, that's hard, She's got to do that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: While the judge asked, and again this is just what
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I saw online. Someone was live tweeting, and the judge asked,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: how are you going to pay this back? Do you still?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Are you still on the show? And this is not quotes,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: it's just along these lines.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And she said yes, but it was like X amount
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: of millions, and as a reality TV personality like I
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: could not afford to payback multimillions. No, there's no way
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: in my contract.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I thought Bravo cut ties with her.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: They did. She wasn't even allowed at Bravo con.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you think that was a lie that she
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: was Like, yeah, and she's a liar. But also it's
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: like people need to be more educated about finances and money.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: And that's why they target elderly.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I know we need to send the elderly to like
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: a learning annex class to you should host it? Yeah,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: do not give anyone your information?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Should we start a podcast that is for the elderly
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: that teaches them certain things where like if this person
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: calls you, if Amazon says they can't find your info
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and someone hacked your account, don't give it to them.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, call one eight hundred La La and Lara will
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: tell you whether or not to engage and.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Have VI on Vicky could give he would give really
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: good advice.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: God, I had the best time ever with you too.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You're so welcome. Where can people find you?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, you can find me a lot of places. I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: on Instagram at Lars Marie and you should definitely listen
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: to Sexy Unique podcast. We talk a lot about real
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Housewives of Salt Lake City Bander Pump Rules forthcoming, And
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: you should listen to my other podcast called two Niche
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I host with my friend Elizabeth, and we actually did
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: an episode recently. We do a lot of trend halls
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: on that podcast, and like we did a whole celebrity
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: owned non alcoholic beverage brands.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: He tested a ton of them and actually found out
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: that Katie Perry's brand to Swap was the best one.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Really. M h wait, I'm going to I'm going to
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: give you some Starla.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Will you please try?
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yes? I was hearing you talk about that and I'm dying.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I Also, we did a two parter episode sparkling Water okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: and like taste tested all these different ones, and I
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: know you're a sparkling water head, and I have to
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: tell you I'm a Pellegrino girl, and I also love Perier.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: But the Airwan sparkling water is so fucking good, Okay,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: And it almost gets you like a little high when
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: you drink it. Wow, It's like there's something there, doacebo
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: something the water. I'm telling you, it's the best sparkling water.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna try it, yeah, and then we're
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about this because when they don't have perier,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: if they have pellogrino, I'm like, okay, that's fine.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do love and I think it's a
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: power move and I think it makes people think you're
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: very successful when you order a bottle of sparkling water
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: for the table.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Oh every day.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there we go.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Successful check. I done made it all right, you're the best.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening to another episode of a
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Give Them La podcast. I love you so much and
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I will catch you next week.