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- 0:14Speaker 1: by Tracy Duckett. Bilby a Holiday by H. G. Wells,
- 0:20Speaker 1: Chapter seven, The Battle of Crayminster, Part one. Bilby was
- 0:25Speaker 1: beginning to realize that running away from one situation and
- 0:29Speaker 1: setting up for oneself is not so easy and simple
- 0:32Speaker 1: a thing as it had appeared during those first days
- 0:34Speaker 1: with the caravan. Three things he perceived had arisen to
- 0:37Speaker 1: pursue him. Two that followed in the daylight, the law
- 0:41Speaker 1: and the tramp, and a third that came back at twilight,
- 0:44Speaker 1: the terror of the darkness, and within there was a
- 0:48Speaker 1: hollow faintness, for the afternoon was far advanced, and he
- 0:51Speaker 1: was extremely hungry. He had dozed away the early afternoon
- 0:55Speaker 1: in the weedy corner of a wood, but for his hunger,
- 0:59Speaker 1: I think he would have a voided Crayminster. Within a
- 1:02Speaker 1: mile of that place, he had come upon the missing
- 1:05Speaker 1: notice again, stuck to the end of a barn. He
- 1:08Speaker 1: had passed it askance, and then with a sudden inspiration,
- 1:11Speaker 1: returned and tore it down somehow with the daylight, his
- 1:15Speaker 1: idea of turning King's evidence against the tramp had weakened.
- 1:19Speaker 1: He no longer felt sure. Mustn't one wait and be
- 1:23Speaker 1: asked first to turn King's evidence? Suppose they said he
- 1:26Speaker 1: had merely confessed the Craminster Street had a picturesque nutritious look.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Half Way down it was the White Heart with cyclist
- 1:34Speaker 1: club signs on its walls and geraniums, over a white porch,
- 1:38Speaker 1: and beyond a house being built and already at the
- 1:41Speaker 1: roofing pitch. To the right was a baker's shop, diffusing
- 1:44Speaker 1: a delicious suggestion of buns and cake, and to the
- 1:48Speaker 1: left a little comfortable sweet stuff window and a glimpse
- 1:51Speaker 1: of tables and a board teas tea. He resolved to
- 1:55Speaker 1: break into his ninepence boldly and generously. Very likely they
- 1:59Speaker 1: would boil him an egg for a penny or so. Yet,
- 2:02Speaker 1: on the other hand, if he just had three or
- 2:04Speaker 1: four buns, soft new buns. He hovered towards the baker's
- 2:09Speaker 1: shop and stopped short that bill was in the window.
- 2:13Speaker 1: He wheeled about sharply and went into the sweet stuff
- 2:16Speaker 1: shop and found a table with a white cloth, and
- 2:18Speaker 1: a motherly little woman in a large cap tea. He
- 2:22Speaker 1: could have an egg and some thick bread and butter
- 2:25Speaker 1: and a cup of tea for fivepence. He sat down
- 2:28Speaker 1: respectfully to await her preparations, but he was uneasy. He
- 2:33Speaker 1: knew quite well that she would ask him questions. For
- 2:36Speaker 1: that he was prepared, he said. He was walking from
- 2:39Speaker 1: his home in London to some port to save the fare.
- 2:43Speaker 1: But you're so dirty, said the motherly little woman. I
- 2:46Speaker 1: sent my luggage by post, ma'am, and I lost my
- 2:49Speaker 1: way and didn't get it. And I don't much mind, ma'am,
- 2:52Speaker 1: if you don't not washing all that, he thought he
- 2:56Speaker 1: did quite neatly. But he wished there was not that
- 2:59Speaker 1: bill in the baker's window opposite, and he wished he
- 3:02Speaker 1: hadn't quite such a hunted feeling. A faint claustrophobia affected him.
- 3:07Speaker 1: He felt the shop might be a trap. He would
- 3:10Speaker 1: be glad to get into the open again. Was there
- 3:12Speaker 1: a way out behind if, for example, a policeman blocked
- 3:16Speaker 1: the door. He hovered to the entrance while his egg
- 3:19Speaker 1: was boiling, And then when he saw a large, fat
- 3:22Speaker 1: baker surveying the world with an afternoon placidity upon his face.
- 3:27Speaker 1: He went back and sat by the table. He wondered
- 3:30Speaker 1: if the baker had noted him he had finished his egg.
- 3:33Speaker 1: He was drinking his tea with appreciative noises when he
- 3:36Speaker 1: discovered that the baker had noted him. Bilby's eyes, at
- 3:41Speaker 1: first inanely open above the tilting teacup, were suddenly riveted
- 3:45Speaker 1: on something that was going on in the baker's window.
- 3:49Speaker 1: From where he sat, he could see that detestable bill,
- 3:52Speaker 1: and then, slowly feeling about for it, he beheld a
- 3:56Speaker 1: hand in a flowery sleeve. The bill was drawn up
- 3:59Speaker 1: and vad, and then behind a glass shelf a fancy
- 4:02Speaker 1: bread and a glass shelf of buns, something pink and
- 4:05Speaker 1: indistinct began to move jerkily. It was a human face,
- 4:10Speaker 1: and it was trying to peer into the little refreshment
- 4:12Speaker 1: shop that sheltered Bilby. Bilby's soul went faint. He had
- 4:17Speaker 1: one inadequate idea. Might I go out? He said, by
- 4:21Speaker 1: your back way? There isn't a back way, said the
- 4:25Speaker 1: motherly little woman. There's a yard, if I might, said Bilby,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and was out in it no way at all, high
- 4:33Speaker 1: walls on every side he was back like a shot
- 4:37Speaker 1: in the shop. And now the baker was half way
- 4:39Speaker 1: across the road. Fivepence, said Bilby, and gave the little
- 4:43Speaker 1: old woman sixpence. Here, she cried, take your penny. He
- 4:48Speaker 1: did not wait. He darted out of the door. The
- 4:51Speaker 1: baker was all over the way of escape. He extended
- 4:55Speaker 1: arms that seemed abnormally long, and with a weak cry,
- 4:58Speaker 1: Bilby found himself trapped. Trapped, but not hopelessly. He knew
- 5:02Speaker 1: how to do it. He had done it in milder
- 5:05Speaker 1: forms before, but now he did it with all his being.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Under the diaphragm of the baker smoked Bielby's hard little head,
- 5:13Speaker 1: and instantly he was away, running up the quiet, sunny street. Man,
- 5:18Speaker 1: when he assumed the erect attitude, made a hostage of
- 5:21Speaker 1: his belly. It is a proverb among the pastoral Berbers
- 5:24Speaker 1: of the Atlas Mountains that the man who extends his
- 5:27Speaker 1: arms in front of an angry ram is a fool.
- 5:30Speaker 1: It seemed probable to Bielby that he would get away
- 5:33Speaker 1: up the street. The baker was engaged in elaborately falling backward,
- 5:37Speaker 1: making the most of sitting down in the road, and
- 5:40Speaker 1: the wind had been knocked out of him so that
- 5:42Speaker 1: he could not shout. He emitted stop ham in large whispers.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Away ahead, there were only three builder's men sitting under
- 5:51Speaker 1: the wall beyond the white Hart, consuming tea out of
- 5:54Speaker 1: their tea cans. But the boy who was trimming the
- 5:57Speaker 1: top of the tall privy hedge outside the dock, saw
- 6:00Speaker 1: the assault of the baker and incontinently uttered the shout
- 6:03Speaker 1: that the baker could not also. He fell off his
- 6:06Speaker 1: steps with great alacrity and started in pursuit of Bilby.
- 6:10Speaker 1: A young man from anywhere, perhaps the grocer's shop also
- 6:14Speaker 1: started for Bilby, but the workmen were slow to rise
- 6:17Speaker 1: to the occasion. Bilby could have got past them. And then, abruptly,
- 6:22Speaker 1: at the foot of the street ahead the tramp came
- 6:24Speaker 1: into view, a battered, disconcerting figure. His straw colored hat,
- 6:29Speaker 1: which had recently been wetted and dried in the sun,
- 6:31Speaker 1: was a swaying mop. The sight of Bielby seemed to
- 6:34Speaker 1: rouse him from some disagreeable meditations. He grasped the situation
- 6:39Speaker 1: with a terrible quickness, regardless of the wisdom of the
- 6:42Speaker 1: pastoral berbers. He extended his arms and stood prepared to
- 6:46Speaker 1: intercept Bilby thought, at the rate of a hundred thoughts
- 6:50Speaker 1: to the minute. He darted sideways and was up the
- 6:53Speaker 1: ladder and among the beams and rafters of the unfinished
- 6:56Speaker 1: roof before the pursuit had more than begun. Here come off,
- 7:00Speaker 1: that cried the foreman builder, only now joining in the
- 7:03Speaker 1: hunt with any sincerity. He came across the road while
- 7:07Speaker 1: Bielby regarded him wickedly from the rafters above. Then, as
- 7:11Speaker 1: the good man made to assend, Bilby got him neatly
- 7:13Speaker 1: on the hat. It was a buller hat with a tile.
- 7:16Speaker 1: This checked the advance. There was a disposition to draw
- 7:19Speaker 1: a little off and look up at Bilby. One of
- 7:22Speaker 1: the younger builders from the opposite sidewalk got him very
- 7:25Speaker 1: neatly in the ribs with a stone, But two other
- 7:28Speaker 1: shots went wide, and Bialby shifted to a more covered
- 7:31Speaker 1: position behind the chimney stack. From here, however, he had
- 7:35Speaker 1: a much less effective command of the ladder, and he
- 7:38Speaker 1: perceived that his tenure of the new house was not
- 7:40Speaker 1: likely to be a long one. Below men parleyed, who
- 7:44Speaker 1: is he asked the foreman builder, where'd he come from?
- 7:48Speaker 1: He's a brasted little thief, said the tramp. He's one
- 7:52Speaker 1: of the worst characters on the road. The baker was
- 7:56Speaker 1: recovering his voice. Now there's a reward out for him, said,
- 8:00Speaker 1: and he butted me in the stomach. How much reward,
- 8:05Speaker 1: asked the foreman Builder. Five pound for the man who
- 8:08Speaker 1: catches him. Here, cried the foreman Builder, in an arresting voice,
- 8:12Speaker 1: to the tramp, just stand away from that ladder. Whatever
- 8:16Speaker 1: else Bilby might or might not be, one thing was
- 8:20Speaker 1: very clear about him, and that was that he was
- 8:22Speaker 1: a fugitive. And the instinct of humanity is to pursue fugitives.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Man is a hunting animal. Inquiry into the justice of
- 8:31Speaker 1: a case is an altogether later accretion to his complex nature.
- 8:35Speaker 1: And that is why, whatever you are, or whatever you do,
- 8:38Speaker 1: you should never let people get you on the run.
- 8:41Speaker 1: There is a joy in the mere fact of hunting.
- 8:44Speaker 1: The sight of a scarlet coat and a hound will
- 8:47Speaker 1: brighten a whole village. And now Craminster was rousing itself
- 8:51Speaker 1: like a sleeper who wakes to sunshine and gay music.
- 8:54Speaker 1: People were looking out of windows and coming out of shops.
- 8:58Speaker 1: A policeman appeared, heard the baker's simple story. A brisk
- 9:02Speaker 1: hatless young man in a white apron and with a
- 9:05Speaker 1: pencil behind his ear, became prominent. Bielby, peeping over the
- 9:09Speaker 1: ridge of the roof, looked a thoroughly dirty and unpleasant
- 9:13Speaker 1: little creature to all these people. The only spark of
- 9:16Speaker 1: human sympathy for him below was in the heart of
- 9:18Speaker 1: the little old woman in the cab who had given
- 9:21Speaker 1: him his breakfast. She surveyed the roof of the new
- 9:24Speaker 1: house from the door of her shop. She hoped Bielby
- 9:27Speaker 1: wouldn't hurt himself up there, and she held his penny
- 9:30Speaker 1: change clutched in her hand in her apron pocket, with
- 9:33Speaker 1: a vague idea that perhaps presently, if he ran past,
- 9:36Speaker 1: she could very quickly give it him. Part two. Considerable
- 9:41Speaker 1: delay in delivering the assault on the house was caused
- 9:43Speaker 1: by the foreman's insistence that he alone should ascend the
- 9:46Speaker 1: latter to capture Bielby. He was one of those regular
- 9:50Speaker 1: featured men with large heads who seemed to have inflexible backbones.
- 9:54Speaker 1: He was large and fair and full, with a Swedish
- 9:57Speaker 1: chest voice, and in all his movements authority and deliberate.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Whenever he made to ascend, he discovered that people were
- 10:04Speaker 1: straying into his building, and he had to stop and
- 10:07Speaker 1: direct his men how to order them off. Inside his
- 10:10Speaker 1: large head, he was trying to arrange everybody to cut
- 10:13Speaker 1: off Bilby's line of retreat without risking that anybody but
- 10:16Speaker 1: himself should capture the fugitive. It was none too easy,
- 10:20Speaker 1: and it knitted his brows. Meanwhile, Bilby was able to
- 10:23Speaker 1: reconnoiter the adjacent properties and to conceive plans for a
- 10:27Speaker 1: possible line of escape. He also got a few tiles
- 10:30Speaker 1: handy against when the rush up the ladder came. At
- 10:33Speaker 1: the same time, two of the younger workmen were investigating
- 10:36Speaker 1: the possibility of getting at him from inside the house.
- 10:40Speaker 1: There was still no staircase, but there were ways of clamoring.
- 10:44Speaker 1: They had heard about the reward, and they knew that
- 10:46Speaker 1: they must do this before the foreman realized their purpose,
- 10:49Speaker 1: and this a little retarded them. In their pockets, they
- 10:52Speaker 1: had a number of stones ammunition in reserve if it
- 10:55Speaker 1: came again to throwing. Bilby was no longer fatigue nor depressed.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Anxiety for the future was lost in the excitement of
- 11:02Speaker 1: the present, and his heart told him that come what might.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Getting on to the roof was an extraordinarily good dodge,
- 11:09Speaker 1: and if only he could bring off a certain jump
- 11:11Speaker 1: he had in mind. There were other Dodges in the
- 11:14Speaker 1: village street. An informal assembly of leading citizens, a little
- 11:18Speaker 1: recovered now from their first nervousness about flying, Tiles discussed
- 11:22Speaker 1: the problem of Bielby. There was Mumby, the draper and
- 11:25Speaker 1: vegetarian with the bass voice, and the big black beard.
- 11:29Speaker 1: He advocated the fire engine. He was one of the
- 11:32Speaker 1: volunteer fire Brigade, and never so happy as when he
- 11:35Speaker 1: was wearing his helmet. He had come out of his
- 11:37Speaker 1: shop at the shouting shocks. The butcher and his boy
- 11:40Speaker 1: were also in the street. Shock's yard, with its heap
- 11:43Speaker 1: of manure and fodder, bounded the new house on the
- 11:46Speaker 1: left Ramel the vett emerged from the billiard room of
- 11:49Speaker 1: the White Hart, and, with his head a little on
- 11:52Speaker 1: one side, was watching Bilby in replying attentively to the Baker,
- 11:56Speaker 1: who was asking him a number of questions that struck
- 11:58Speaker 1: him as irrelevant. Althoughhy Hart people were in the street,
- 12:01Speaker 1: I suppose mister Rummel, said the baker. There's a mort
- 12:05Speaker 1: of dangerous things in a man's belly round about his stomach,
- 12:09Speaker 1: Tiles said, mister Ramel, loose bricks. It wouldn't do if
- 12:12Speaker 1: he started dropping those I was saying, Mister Rammel said
- 12:16Speaker 1: the baker, after a pause for digestion. Is a man
- 12:19Speaker 1: likely to be injured badly by a blow in his stomach?
- 12:23Speaker 1: Mister Ramel stared at him for a moment with unresponsive eyes.
- 12:26Speaker 1: More likely to get you in the head, he said.
- 12:29Speaker 1: And then here, what's that fool of a carpenter going
- 12:32Speaker 1: to do. The tramp was hovering on the outskirts of
- 12:35Speaker 1: the group of besiegers, vindictive but dispirited. He had been
- 12:39Speaker 1: brought to from his fit and given a shilling by
- 12:42Speaker 1: the old gentleman, but he was dreadfully wet between his shirt.
- 12:46Speaker 1: He wore a shirt under three waistcoats and a coat
- 12:48Speaker 1: and his skin. Because the old Gentleman's method of revival
- 12:52Speaker 1: had been to syrene him suddenly with cold water, it
- 12:55Speaker 1: had made him weep with astonishment and misery. Now he
- 12:58Speaker 1: saw no advantage claiming Bilby publicly. His part, he felt
- 13:03Speaker 1: was rather awaiting one. What he had to say to
- 13:06Speaker 1: Bilby could be best said without the assistance of a
- 13:08Speaker 1: third person, and he wanted to understand more of this
- 13:12Speaker 1: talk about a reward. If there was a reward out
- 13:14Speaker 1: for Bilby, that's not a bad dodge, said Ramel, changing
- 13:19Speaker 1: his opinion of the foreman. Suddenly, as that individual began
- 13:22Speaker 1: his ascent of the ladder with a brick lader's had
- 13:25Speaker 1: carried shield wise above his head. He went up with
- 13:27Speaker 1: difficulty and slowly because of the extreme care he took
- 13:31Speaker 1: to keep his head protected. But no tiles came. Bilby
- 13:34Speaker 1: had discovered a more dangerous attack developing inside the house,
- 13:38Speaker 1: and was already in retreat down the other side of
- 13:40Speaker 1: the building. He did a leap that might have hurt
- 13:42Speaker 1: him badly, taking off from the corner of the house
- 13:45Speaker 1: and jumping a good twelve feet onto a big heap
- 13:48Speaker 1: of straw in the butcher's yard. He came down on
- 13:51Speaker 1: all fours and felt a little jarred for an instant,
- 13:53Speaker 1: and then he was up again, and had scrambled up
- 13:56Speaker 1: by a heap of manure to the top of the
- 13:58Speaker 1: butcher's wall. He was over that and into McCullum's yard
- 14:01Speaker 1: next door before anyone in the front of the new
- 14:04Speaker 1: house had realized that he was in flight. Then one
- 14:07Speaker 1: of the two workmen who had been coming up inside
- 14:09Speaker 1: the house, saw him from the oblong opening that was
- 14:12Speaker 1: some day to be the upstairs bedroom window, and gave tongue.
- 14:16Speaker 1: It was thirty seconds later, and after Bielby had vanished
- 14:19Speaker 1: from the butcher's wall, that the foreman, still clinging to
- 14:22Speaker 1: his hod, appeared over the ridge of the roof. At
- 14:25Speaker 1: the workmen's shout, the policeman, who with the preventive disposition
- 14:29Speaker 1: of his profession, had hitherto been stopping anyone from coming
- 14:33Speaker 1: into the unfinished house, turned about and ran into its
- 14:36Speaker 1: brick and plaster and timber littered back yard, whereupon the
- 14:39Speaker 1: crowd in the street, realizing that the quarry had gone
- 14:43Speaker 1: away and no longer restrained, came pouring partly through the
- 14:46Speaker 1: house and partly round through the butcher's gate into his yard.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Bilby had had a check. He had relied upon the
- 14:53Speaker 1: tarred felt roof of the mushroom shed of McCullum, the
- 14:55Speaker 1: tailor and breeches maker, to get him to the wall
- 14:58Speaker 1: that gave upon mister Benchaw's strawberry fields, and he had
- 15:01Speaker 1: not seen from his roof above the ramshackle glazed out
- 15:04Speaker 1: house which McCullum called his workroom, and in which four
- 15:07Speaker 1: industrious tailors were working in an easy disappeal. The roof
- 15:11Speaker 1: of the shed was the merest tarred touchwood. It had
- 15:14Speaker 1: perished as felt long ago. It collapsed under bielby. He
- 15:18Speaker 1: went down into a confusion of mushrooms and mushroom bed.
- 15:22Speaker 1: He blundered out, trailing mushrooms and spawn and rich matter.
- 15:25Speaker 1: He had a nine foot wall to negotiate, and only
- 15:28Speaker 1: escape by a hair's breadth from the clutch of a
- 15:31Speaker 1: little red slippered man who came dashing out from the workroom.
- 15:35Speaker 1: But by a happy use of the top of the
- 15:37Speaker 1: dust bin, he did just get away over the wall
- 15:39Speaker 1: in time, and the red slippered tailor, who was not
- 15:43Speaker 1: good at walls, was left struggling to imitate an assent
- 15:46Speaker 1: that had looked easy enough until he came to try it.
- 15:49Speaker 1: For a moment, the little tailors struggled alone, and then
- 15:52Speaker 1: both McCullum's little domain and the butcher's yard next door,
- 15:56Speaker 1: and the little patch of space behind the new house
- 15:58Speaker 1: were violently in Jacks did with a crowd of active people,
- 16:02Speaker 1: all confusedly on the Bilby trail. Someone he never knew
- 16:06Speaker 1: who gave the little tailor a leg up, and then
- 16:08Speaker 1: his red slippers twinkled over the wall, and he was
- 16:10Speaker 1: leading the hunt into the market gardens of mister Benshaw.
- 16:13Speaker 1: A collarless colleague in liss slippers and conspicuous braces followed
- 16:18Speaker 1: the policeman after he had completed the wreck of mister
- 16:21Speaker 1: McCullum's mushroom shed. Came next, and then mister McCullum, with
- 16:25Speaker 1: no sense of times and seasons, anxious to have a
- 16:28Speaker 1: discussion at once upon the question of this damage. Mister
- 16:31Speaker 1: McCollum was out of breath, and he never got further
- 16:34Speaker 1: with this projected conversation than here. This he repeated several
- 16:38Speaker 1: times as opportunity seemed to offer. The remaining tailors got
- 16:42Speaker 1: to the top of the wall more sedately with the
- 16:44Speaker 1: help of the McCullum kitchen steps, and dropped. Mister Shocks followed,
- 16:49Speaker 1: breathing hard, and then a fresh jet of humanity came,
- 16:52Speaker 1: squirting into the gardens through a gap in the fence
- 16:54Speaker 1: at the back of the building site. This was led
- 16:57Speaker 1: by the young workman who had first seen Bilby go
- 16:59Speaker 1: away hard. Behind him came Ramel the vet, the grocer's assistant,
- 17:03Speaker 1: the doctor's page boy, and less briskly, the Baker, then
- 17:07Speaker 1: the tramp than Mumby, and Shok's Boy, then a number
- 17:10Speaker 1: of other people. The seeking of Bilby had assumed the
- 17:13Speaker 1: dimensions of a hue and cry. The foreman with the
- 17:16Speaker 1: large head and the upright back was still on the
- 17:18Speaker 1: new roof. He was greatly distressed at the turn things
- 17:21Speaker 1: had taken, and shouted his claims to a major share
- 17:24Speaker 1: in the capture of Bilby, mixed with his opinions of Bilby,
- 17:27Speaker 1: and a good deal of mere swearing to a sunny
- 17:30Speaker 1: but unsympathetic sky. Part three. Mister Benshaw was a small holder,
- 17:36Speaker 1: a sturdy English yeoman of the New school. He was
- 17:39Speaker 1: an anti socialist, a self helper, an independent spirited man.
- 17:44Speaker 1: He had a steadily growing banking account and a plain
- 17:47Speaker 1: but sterile wife. And he was dark in complexion and
- 17:50Speaker 1: so erect in his bearing as to seem a little
- 17:53Speaker 1: to lean forward. Usually he wore a sort of gray
- 17:56Speaker 1: gamekeeper's suit with brown gaiters, except on Sunday, when the
- 18:00Speaker 1: coat was black. He was addicted to bowler hats that
- 18:03Speaker 1: accorded ill with his large gray, gray colored face, and
- 18:08Speaker 1: he was altogether a very sound strong man. His bowler
- 18:12Speaker 1: hats did but accentuate that he had no time for vanities,
- 18:16Speaker 1: even the vanity of dressing consistently. He went into the
- 18:19Speaker 1: nearest shop and just bought the cheapest hat he could.
- 18:22Speaker 1: And so he got hats designed for the youthful and giddy,
- 18:26Speaker 1: hats with flighty crowns and flippant bows and amorous brims
- 18:29Speaker 1: that undulated attractively to set off flushed and foolish young faces.
- 18:34Speaker 1: It made his unrelenting face look rather like the Puritans.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Under the Stuart monarchy. He was a horticulturist rather than
- 18:41Speaker 1: a farmer. He had begun his career in cheap lodgings
- 18:44Speaker 1: with a field of early potatoes and cabbages, supplemented by employment,
- 18:48Speaker 1: but with increased prosperity, his area of cultivation had extended
- 18:52Speaker 1: and his methods intensified. He now grew considerable quantities of strawberries, raspberries, celery,
- 18:58Speaker 1: sea kale asparagus, earthly peas, late peas, and onions, and
- 19:02Speaker 1: consumed more stable manure than any other cultivator within ten
- 19:06Speaker 1: miles of Crayminster. He was beginning to send cut flowers
- 19:10Speaker 1: to London. He had half an acre of glass, and
- 19:13Speaker 1: he was rapidly extending it. He had built himself a
- 19:16Speaker 1: cottage on lines of austere economy, and a bony looking
- 19:19Speaker 1: dwelling house for some of his men. He also owned
- 19:22Speaker 1: a number of useful sheds, of which tar and corrugated
- 19:25Speaker 1: iron were conspicuous features. His home was furnished with the
- 19:29Speaker 1: utmost respectability and notably joyless. Even in a countryside where
- 19:33Speaker 1: gaiety is regarded as an impossible quality and furniture, he
- 19:37Speaker 1: was already in a small local way a mortgagee. Good
- 19:41Speaker 1: fortune had not turned the head of mister Benshaw, nor
- 19:44Speaker 1: robbed him of the feeling that he was a particularly
- 19:46Speaker 1: deserving person, entitled to a preferential treatment from a country which,
- 19:51Speaker 1: in his plain unsparing way, he felt that he enriched.
- 19:55Speaker 1: In many ways, he thought that the country was careless
- 19:57Speaker 1: of his needs, and in none more careles than in
- 20:00Speaker 1: the laws relating to trespas. Across his dominions ran three
- 20:04Speaker 1: foot paths, and one of these led to the public
- 20:07Speaker 1: elementary school that he should have to maintain this ladder,
- 20:11Speaker 1: and if he did not keep it in good order,
- 20:13Speaker 1: the children spread out and made parallel tracks. Among his
- 20:16Speaker 1: cultivations seemed to him a thing almost intolerably unjust. He
- 20:21Speaker 1: mended it with cinders, a settling refuse which he believed
- 20:25Speaker 1: and hoped to be thoroughly bad for boots, and a
- 20:28Speaker 1: particularly slimy, chalky clay, and he put on a board
- 20:31Speaker 1: at each end. Keep to the footpaths. Trespassers will be
- 20:35Speaker 1: prosecuted by order, which he painted himself to save expense.
- 20:39Speaker 1: When he was confined indoors by the influenza, still more
- 20:43Speaker 1: unjust it would be, he felt for him to spend
- 20:46Speaker 1: money upon effective fencing. And he could find no fencing
- 20:49Speaker 1: cheap enough, and ugly enough, and painful enough, and impossible
- 20:53Speaker 1: enough to express his feelings in the matter. Every day
- 20:56Speaker 1: the children streamed to and fro, marking how his fruits
- 20:59Speaker 1: ripened and his produce became more esculent, and other people
- 21:03Speaker 1: pursued these tracks. Many, mister Benshaw was convinced, went to
- 21:07Speaker 1: and fro through his orderly crops, who had no business whatever,
- 21:11Speaker 1: no honest business, to pass that way. Either, he concluded,
- 21:14Speaker 1: they did it to annoy him, or they did it
- 21:17Speaker 1: to injure him. This continual invasion aroused in mister Benshaw
- 21:21Speaker 1: all that stern anger against unrighteousness, latent in our race, which,
- 21:25Speaker 1: more than any other single force, has made America and
- 21:28Speaker 1: the Empire what they are today. Once already he had
- 21:32Speaker 1: been robbed arrayed upon his raspberries, and he felt convinced
- 21:36Speaker 1: that at any time he might be robbed again. He
- 21:39Speaker 1: had made representations to the local authority to get the
- 21:42Speaker 1: footpath closed, but in Vain they'd defended themselves with the
- 21:45Speaker 1: paltry excuse that the children would then have to go
- 21:48Speaker 1: nearly a mile round to the school. It was not
- 21:51Speaker 1: only the tyranny of these footpaths that offended mister Benshaw's
- 21:54Speaker 1: highly developed sense of individual liberty. All round his rather
- 21:58Speaker 1: straggling dominions, his neighbors displayed an ungenerous indisposition to maintain
- 22:03Speaker 1: their fences to his satisfaction in one or two places,
- 22:06Speaker 1: in abandonment of his clear rights in the matter. He had,
- 22:09Speaker 1: at his own expense, supplemented these laxed defenses with light
- 22:13Speaker 1: barbed wire defenses. But it was not a very satisfactory
- 22:17Speaker 1: sort of barbed wire. He wanted barbed wire with extra
- 22:20Speaker 1: spurs like a fighting cock. He wanted barbed wire that
- 22:23Speaker 1: would start out after nightfall and attack pastors by this
- 22:27Speaker 1: boundary trouble was universal in a way. It was worse
- 22:30Speaker 1: than the footpaths, which after all only affected the cage
- 22:33Speaker 1: fields where his strawberries grew. Except for the yard and
- 22:37Speaker 1: garden walls of McCullum and Shocks, and that side, there
- 22:41Speaker 1: was not really a satisfactory foot of enclosure all round
- 22:44Speaker 1: mister Benshaw. On the one side, rats and people's dogs
- 22:47Speaker 1: and scratching cats came in. On the other side rabbits.
- 22:51Speaker 1: The rabbits were intolerable, and recently there had been a
- 22:54Speaker 1: rise of nearly thirty percent in the price of wire netting.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Mister Benshaw wanted to hurt rabbits. Did not want simply
- 23:01Speaker 1: to kill them. He wanted so to kill them as
- 23:04Speaker 1: to put the fear of death into the burrows. He
- 23:07Speaker 1: wanted to kill them so that scared little furry survivors,
- 23:10Speaker 1: with their tails as white as ghosts, would go lollopine
- 23:13Speaker 1: home and say, I say, you chaps, we'd better shift
- 23:17Speaker 1: out of this. We're up against a strong, determined man.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I have made this lengthy statement of mister Benshaw's economic
- 23:24Speaker 1: and moral difficulties in order that the reader should understand
- 23:27Speaker 1: the peculiar tension that already existed upon this side of Crayminster.
- 23:32Speaker 1: It has been necessary to do so now, because in
- 23:34Speaker 1: a few seconds there will be no further opportunity for
- 23:37Speaker 1: such preparations. There had been trouble, I may add, very
- 23:40Speaker 1: hastily about the shooting of mister Benshaw's gun. A shower
- 23:44Speaker 1: of small shot had fallen out of the twilight upon
- 23:47Speaker 1: the umbrella and basket of old Missus Frobisher, And only
- 23:50Speaker 1: a week ago, an unsympathetic bench, after a hearing of
- 23:53Speaker 1: over an hour, and in the face of overwhelming evidence,
- 23:56Speaker 1: had refused to convict little Lucy Mumby, aged eleven, of
- 24:00Speaker 1: stealing fruit from mister Benshaw's fields. She had been caught
- 24:04Speaker 1: red handed at the very moment that Bilby was butting
- 24:07Speaker 1: the baker in the stomach. Mister Benshaw was just emerging
- 24:11Speaker 1: from his austere cottage after a wholesome but inexpensive high
- 24:15Speaker 1: tea in which he had finished up two left over
- 24:17Speaker 1: cold sausages, and he was considering very deeply the financial
- 24:21Speaker 1: side of a furious black fence that he had at
- 24:24Speaker 1: last decided should pen in the school children from further depredations.
- 24:29Speaker 1: It should be of splintery, tarred, deal and high, with
- 24:32Speaker 1: well pointed tops studded with sharp nails. And he believed
- 24:36Speaker 1: that by making the path only two feet wide, a
- 24:38Speaker 1: real saving of ground for cultivation might be made, and
- 24:41Speaker 1: a very considerable discomfort for the public arranged to compensate
- 24:45Speaker 1: for his initial expense. The thought of a narrow lane
- 24:48Speaker 1: which would in winter be characterized by an excessive slimness,
- 24:52Speaker 1: and from which there would be no lateral escape, was
- 24:55Speaker 1: pleasing to a mine by no means, absolutely restricted to
- 24:58Speaker 1: considerations of pounds, shillings and pence. In his hand after
- 25:03Speaker 1: his custom he carried a hoe on the handle of
- 25:05Speaker 1: which feet we remarked, so that it was available not
- 25:08Speaker 1: only for destroying the casual weed, but also for purposes
- 25:11Speaker 1: of measurement. With this he now checked his estimate, and
- 25:14Speaker 1: found that here he would reclaim as much as three
- 25:17Speaker 1: feet of trodden waist, here a full too. Absorbed in
- 25:21Speaker 1: these calculations he heeded little the growth of a certain
- 25:24Speaker 1: clamor from the backs of the houses bordering on the
- 25:27Speaker 1: high Street. It did not appear to concern him, and
- 25:30Speaker 1: mister Benshaw made it almost ostentatiously his rule to mind
- 25:34Speaker 1: his own business his eyes remained fixed on the lumpy, dusty,
- 25:37Speaker 1: sun baked track that, with an intelligent foresight he saw
- 25:40Speaker 1: already transformed into a deterrent slew of despond for the young.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Then quite suddenly the shouting took on a new note.
- 25:49Speaker 1: He glanced over his shoulder, almost involuntarily, and discovered that,
- 25:52Speaker 1: after all, this uproar was his business, amazingly his business.
- 25:57Speaker 1: His mouth assumed a Cromwellian fierceness, his grip tightened on
- 26:01Speaker 1: his hoe, that anyone should dare, but it was impossible.
- 26:05Speaker 1: His dominions were being invaded with a peculiar boldness and violence.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Ahead of everyone else, and running with wild wavings of
- 26:14Speaker 1: the arms across his strawberries, was a small and very
- 26:17Speaker 1: dirty little boy. He impressed mister Benshaw merely as a pioneer.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Some thirty yards behind him was a little collarless, short
- 26:25Speaker 1: sleeved man in red slippers, running with great effrontery. And
- 26:28Speaker 1: behind him another still more denuded lunatic, also in list
- 26:32Speaker 1: slippers and with braces, braces of inconceivable levity, and Nan
- 26:37Speaker 1: Wiggs the policeman, hotly followed by mister mc cullum, then
- 26:41Speaker 1: more distraught tailors and shocks the butcher. But a louder
- 26:45Speaker 1: shout heralded the main attack, and mister Benshaw turned his
- 26:49Speaker 1: eyes already they were slightly bloodshot eyes to the right,
- 26:52Speaker 1: and saw pouring through the broken hedge a disorderly crowd Rammel,
- 26:57Speaker 1: whom he had counted, his friend, the grocer's assis, the
- 27:00Speaker 1: doctor's boy, some strangers Mumby. At the sight of Mumby,
- 27:04Speaker 1: mister Benshaw leaped at the conclusion. He saw it. All
- 27:08Speaker 1: the whole place was rising against him. They were asserting
- 27:12Speaker 1: some infernal new right of way. Mumby Mumby had got
- 27:17Speaker 1: them to do it. All the fruits of fifteen years
- 27:19Speaker 1: of toil, all the care and accumulation of mister Benshaw's prime,
- 27:23Speaker 1: were to be trampled and torn to please a draper's spite.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Sturdy yeomen as mister Benshaw was, he resolved instantly to
- 27:31Speaker 1: fight for his liberties. One moment, he paused to blow
- 27:34Speaker 1: the powerful police whistle he carried in his pocket, and
- 27:37Speaker 1: then rushed forward in the direction of the hated Mumby,
- 27:40Speaker 1: the leader of trespassers, the parent and a better and
- 27:43Speaker 1: defender of the criminal Lucy. He took the hurrying panting
- 27:47Speaker 1: man almost unawares, and with one wild sweep of the
- 27:51Speaker 1: hoe felled him to the earth. Then he staggered about
- 27:54Speaker 1: and smote again, but not quite in time to get
- 27:57Speaker 1: the head of mister Rammel. This whistle, he cared maraied,
- 28:00Speaker 1: was part of a systematic campaign he had developed against
- 28:03Speaker 1: trespassers and fruit stealers. He and each of his assistants
- 28:07Speaker 1: carried one, and at the first shrill note it was
- 28:10Speaker 1: his rule, everyone seized on every weapon that was handy
- 28:13Speaker 1: and ran to pursue and capture all. His assistants were
- 28:17Speaker 1: extraordinarily prompt and responding to these alarms, which were often
- 28:20Speaker 1: the only break in long days of strenuous and strenuously
- 28:24Speaker 1: directed toil. So now, with an astonishing promptitude and animated faces,
- 28:30Speaker 1: men appeared from sheds and greenhouses and distant patches of culture,
- 28:34Speaker 1: hastening to the assistance of their dour employer. It says
- 28:38Speaker 1: much for the amiable relations that existed between employers and
- 28:41Speaker 1: employed in those days before syndicalism became the creed of
- 28:44Speaker 1: the younger workers that they did hurry to his assistance.
- 28:48Speaker 1: But many rapid things were to happen before they came
- 28:50Speaker 1: into action. For first, a strange excitement seized upon the tramp.
- 28:55Speaker 1: A fantastic, delusive sense of social rehabilitation took possession of
- 28:59Speaker 1: his soul. Here he was pitted against a formidable, whole
- 29:02Speaker 1: wielding man who, for some inscrutable reason, was resolved to
- 29:06Speaker 1: cover the retreat of Bilby. And all the world, it seemed,
- 29:09Speaker 1: was with the tramp and against this hole wielder. All
- 29:12Speaker 1: the tremendous forces of human society against which the Tramp
- 29:16Speaker 1: had struggled for so many years, whose power he knew
- 29:19Speaker 1: and feared as only the outlaw ken had suddenly come
- 29:22Speaker 1: into line with him. Across the strawberries to the right,
- 29:25Speaker 1: there was even a policeman hastening to join the majority,
- 29:29Speaker 1: a policeman closely followed by a tradesman of the blackest,
- 29:32Speaker 1: most respectable quality. The tramp had a vision of himself
- 29:36Speaker 1: as a respectable man heroically leading respectable people against outcasts.
- 29:41Speaker 1: He dashed the lank hair from his eyes, waved his
- 29:44Speaker 1: arms laterally, and then with a loud, strange cry, flung
- 29:48Speaker 1: himself towards mister Benshaw. Two pairs of superimposed coat tails
- 29:52Speaker 1: flat behind him, and then the whole whistled through the air,
- 29:56Speaker 1: and the tramp fell to the ground like a sack.
- 29:58Speaker 1: But now Shock's boy had had grasped his opportunity. He
- 30:02Speaker 1: had been working discreetly round behind mister Benshaw, and as
- 30:05Speaker 1: the host smote, he leapt upon that hero's back and
- 30:08Speaker 1: seized him about the neck with both arms and bore
- 30:11Speaker 1: him staggering to the ground. And Raimel, equally quick and
- 30:15Speaker 1: used to the tackling of formidable creatures, had snatched and
- 30:18Speaker 1: twisted away the hoe and grappled mister Benshaw almost before
- 30:21Speaker 1: he was down. The first of mister Benshaw's helpers to
- 30:24Speaker 1: reach the fray found the issue decided, his master held
- 30:28Speaker 1: down conclusively, and a growing circle trampling down a wide
- 30:31Speaker 1: area of strawberry plants about the panting group. Mister Mumby,
- 30:35Speaker 1: more frightened than hurt, was already sitting up. But the tramp,
- 30:38Speaker 1: with a glowing wound upon his cheekbone and an expression
- 30:41Speaker 1: of astonishment in his face, lay low and pawed the earth.
- 30:45Speaker 1: What do you mean, gasped mister Ramel, hitting people about
- 30:50Speaker 1: with that hoe. What do you mean? Groaned mister Benshaw,
- 30:54Speaker 1: running across my strawberries. We were going after that boy
- 31:00Speaker 1: pounds and pounds worth of damage, mischief and wickedness. Mummy.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Mister Ramel, suddenly realizing the true values of the situation,
- 31:10Speaker 1: released mister Benshaw's hands and knelt up. Look here, mister Benshaw,
- 31:15Speaker 1: He said, you seem to be under the impression we
- 31:18Speaker 1: are trespassing. Mister Benshaw, struggling into a sitting position, was
- 31:22Speaker 1: understood to inquire with some heat what mister Ramel called
- 31:25Speaker 1: it Shock's boy, picked up the hat with the erotic
- 31:28Speaker 1: brim and handed it to the horticulturists silently and respectfully.
- 31:32Speaker 1: We were not trespassing, said mister Ramel. We were following
- 31:37Speaker 1: up that boy. He was trespassing, if you like. By
- 31:41Speaker 1: the bye, where is the boy? Has anyone caught him?
- 31:45Speaker 1: At the question? Attention which had been focused upon mister
- 31:48Speaker 1: Benshaw and his hoe came round across the field in
- 31:51Speaker 1: the direction of the sunlit half acre of glass. The
- 31:54Speaker 1: little tailor was visible, standing gingerly and picking up his
- 31:58Speaker 1: red slippers for the third time they would come off
- 32:01Speaker 1: in that loose, good soil. Everybody else had left the
- 32:04Speaker 1: trail to concentrate on mister Benshaw and Bielby. Bilby was
- 32:08Speaker 1: out of sight. He had escaped clean, got away. What boy,
- 32:14Speaker 1: asked mister BENSHAWE ferocious little beast, who's spot us like
- 32:18Speaker 1: a rat? Been committing all sorts of crimes about the country.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Five pounds reward for him fruit stealing, asked mister Benshaw. Yes,
- 32:28Speaker 1: said mister Rammel. Chancing it. Mister Benshaw reflected slowly. His
- 32:33Speaker 1: eyes surveyed his trampled crops. Good lord, he cried, Look
- 32:39Speaker 1: at those strawberries. His voice gathered violence. An that loat there,
- 32:45Speaker 1: he said, Why he's lying on them. That's the brute
- 32:49Speaker 1: who went for me. You got em a pretty tidy
- 32:52Speaker 1: one side the head, said mc collum. The tramp rolled
- 32:56Speaker 1: over on some fresh strawberries and groaned pitifully. He's hurt,
- 33:00Speaker 1: said mister Mumby. The tramp flopped and lay still. Get
- 33:05Speaker 1: some water, said Rammel, standing up at the word water.
- 33:08Speaker 1: The tramp started convulsively, rolled over and sat up with
- 33:12Speaker 1: a dazed expression. No water, he said, weakly, No more water,
- 33:19Speaker 1: And then, catching mister Benshaw's eye, he got rather quickly
- 33:22Speaker 1: to his feet. Everybody who wasn't already standing was getting up,
- 33:26Speaker 1: and every one now was rather carefully getting himself off
- 33:29Speaker 1: any strawberry plant he had chanced to find himself smashing
- 33:33Speaker 1: in the excitement of the occasion. That's the man that
- 33:36Speaker 1: started in on me, said mister benshaw what's he doing here?
- 33:40Speaker 1: Who is he? Who are you? My man? What business
- 33:43Speaker 1: have you to be careering over this field? Asked mister Rammel.
- 33:47Speaker 1: I was only helping, said the tramp. Nice help, said
- 33:51Speaker 1: mister benshaw. I thought that boy was a thief or something,
- 33:55Speaker 1: and so you made a rush at me. I didn't exactly, sir,
- 33:58Speaker 1: I thought you was helping him. You be off, anyhow,
- 34:01Speaker 1: said mister Benhawe. Whatever you thought, Yes, you be off,
- 34:05Speaker 1: said mister Brammel. That's the way, my man, said mister Benshawe.
- 34:10Speaker 1: We haven't any jobs for you. The sooner we have
- 34:13Speaker 1: you out of it, the better for everyone. Get right
- 34:16Speaker 1: on to the path and keep it. And with a
- 34:18Speaker 1: desolating sense of exclusion, the tramp withdrew. There's pounds an
- 34:22Speaker 1: pounds worth of damage here, said mister Benshawe. This jaw
- 34:26Speaker 1: will cost me a pretty penny. Look at them berries there,
- 34:30Speaker 1: Why they ain't fit fer jam and all done by
- 34:33Speaker 1: one confounded boy. An evil light came into mister Benshaw's eyes.
- 34:38Speaker 1: You leave em to me and my chaps. If he's
- 34:41Speaker 1: gone up among those sheds there, we'll settle with him anyhow.
- 34:45Speaker 1: There's no reason why my fruit should be trampled worse
- 34:48Speaker 1: than it has been. Fruit steeler, you say he is.
- 34:51Speaker 1: They live on the country this time of year, said
- 34:54Speaker 1: mister Mumby. And catch them doing a day's work picking,
- 34:58Speaker 1: said mister BENSHAWE I know this sort. There's a reward
- 35:02Speaker 1: of five pounds for him already, said the baker. Part four.
- 35:07Speaker 1: You perceive how humanitarian motives may sometimes defeat their own end,
- 35:12Speaker 1: and how little Lady Laxton's well intentioned handbills were serving
- 35:16Speaker 1: to rescue Bilby. Instead, they were turning him into a
- 35:20Speaker 1: scared and hunted animal. In spite of its manifest impossibility.
- 35:24Speaker 1: He was convinced that the reward and this pursuit had
- 35:27Speaker 1: to do with his burglary of the poultry farm, and
- 35:30Speaker 1: that his capture would be but the preliminary to prison
- 35:34Speaker 1: trial and sentence. His one remaining idea was to get away,
- 35:38Speaker 1: but his escape across the market gardens had left him
- 35:41Speaker 1: so blown and spent that he was obliged to hide
- 35:43Speaker 1: up for a time in his perilous neighborhood before going on.
- 35:47Speaker 1: He saw a disused looking shed in the lowest corner
- 35:50Speaker 1: of the gardens behind the greenhouses, and by doubling sharply
- 35:54Speaker 1: along a hedge, he got to it unseen. It was
- 35:57Speaker 1: not disused, nothing in mister Benshaw's posses esh and ever
- 36:01Speaker 1: was absolutely disused. But it was filled with horticultural lumber,
- 36:05Speaker 1: with old calcium carbide tins, with broken wheelbarrows and damaged
- 36:09Speaker 1: ladders awaiting repair, with some ragged wheeling planks and surplus
- 36:14Speaker 1: rolls of roofing felt. At the back were some unhinged
- 36:17Speaker 1: shed doors leaning against the wall, and between them Bilby
- 36:20Speaker 1: tucked himself neatly and became still glad of any respite
- 36:24Speaker 1: from the chase. He would wait for twilight and then
- 36:27Speaker 1: get away across the meadows at the back, and then go.
- 36:30Speaker 1: He didn't know whither, And now he had no confidence
- 36:33Speaker 1: in the wild world anymore. A qualm of homesickness for
- 36:36Speaker 1: the compact little gardener's cottage at Schantz came to Bilby. Why,
- 36:40Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, wasn't he there now he
- 36:43Speaker 1: ought to have tried more at Schantz. He ought to
- 36:46Speaker 1: have minded what they told him, and not have taken
- 36:48Speaker 1: up a toasting fork against Thomas. Then he wouldn't now
- 36:51Speaker 1: have been a hunted burglar with a reward of five
- 36:54Speaker 1: pounds on his head and nothing in his pocket but
- 36:56Speaker 1: threepence and a pack of greasy playing cards, a box
- 36:59Speaker 1: of matches, and various objectionable sundrys, none of which were
- 37:03Speaker 1: properly his own. If only he could have his time
- 37:07Speaker 1: over again, Such wholesome reflections occupied his thoughts until the
- 37:11Speaker 1: onset of the dusk stirred him to departure. He crept
- 37:15Speaker 1: out of his hiding place and stretched his limbs, which
- 37:17Speaker 1: had got very stiff, and was on the point of
- 37:20Speaker 1: reconnoitering from the door of the shed when he became
- 37:23Speaker 1: aware of stealthy footsteps outside. With the quickness of an animal,
- 37:27Speaker 1: he shot back into his hiding place. The footsteps had
- 37:31Speaker 1: halted for a long time. It seemed the unseen waited listening.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Had he heard Bilby. Then someone fumbled with the door
- 37:38Speaker 1: of the shed. It opened, and there was a long
- 37:41Speaker 1: pause of cautious inspection. Then the unknown had shuffled into
- 37:46Speaker 1: the shed and sat down on a heap of matting. Ah,
- 37:50Speaker 1: said a voice the tramps. If I ever struck a
- 37:54Speaker 1: left handed mascot, it was that boy, said the tramp.
- 37:57Speaker 1: The little swine. For the bed part of two minutes,
- 38:01Speaker 1: he went on from this mild beginning to a descriptive
- 38:04Speaker 1: elaboration of Bilby. For the first time in his life,
- 38:07Speaker 1: Bilby learned how unfavorable was the impression he might leave
- 38:10Speaker 1: on a fellow creature's mind. Tuck even my matches, cried
- 38:15Speaker 1: the tramp, and tried this statement over with variations. First,
- 38:18Speaker 1: that old fool with his syringe. The tramp's voice rose
- 38:22Speaker 1: in angry protest. Here's a chap dying epilepsy on your doorstep,
- 38:26Speaker 1: and all you can do is to squirt cold water
- 38:28Speaker 1: at him. Cold water? Why you might kill a man
- 38:32Speaker 1: doing that? And then say you thought it? Bring him rand?
- 38:35Speaker 1: Bring him rand? You be jolly glad I didn't stash
- 38:38Speaker 1: your silly face in, you misbegotten old fool. What's a
- 38:43Speaker 1: shilling for wetting a man to his skin wet through?
- 38:46Speaker 1: I was running inside my shirt dripping, And then the
- 38:50Speaker 1: blooming boy clears, I don't know what boys are coming too,
- 38:54Speaker 1: cried the tramp. These board schools, it is, gets old
- 38:59Speaker 1: of everything, can and bunks go. If I get my
- 39:03Speaker 1: hands on him, I'll show 'em. I'll for some time.
- 39:07Speaker 1: The tramp reveled in the details, for the most part,
- 39:10Speaker 1: crudely surgical, of his vengeance upon Bielby. Then there's that
- 39:14Speaker 1: dog bite. How do I know how that's going to
- 39:17Speaker 1: turn at? If I get I drift phobia bloat. If
- 39:21Speaker 1: I don't bite some of 'em, I drift phobia, screaming
- 39:25Speaker 1: and foaming. Nice death for a man my time of life, bark.
- 39:31Speaker 1: I shall bark and bite. And this is your world,
- 39:34Speaker 1: said the tramp. This is the world you put people
- 39:37Speaker 1: into and expect him to be happy. I'd like to
- 39:40Speaker 1: bite that dough faced fool with the silly at. I'd
- 39:44Speaker 1: enjoy biting him. I'd spit it out, but I'd bite
- 39:48Speaker 1: it right enough, wipe in a bat with his ah
- 39:51Speaker 1: g get off my ground, be off with you slash.
- 39:56Speaker 1: He ought to be shut up. Where's the justice of it,
- 40:00Speaker 1: shouted the tramp. Where's the right in the sense of it?
- 40:03Speaker 1: What have I done that I should always get the
- 40:06Speaker 1: under side? Why should I be stuck on the under side?
- 40:09Speaker 1: Of everything. There's worse men than me in all sorts
- 40:13Speaker 1: of positions. Judge as there are arable correctors, ministers an people.
- 40:19Speaker 1: I've read about em in the papers. It's wet. Tramps
- 40:23Speaker 1: are the scapegoats. Somebody's got to suffer so as the
- 40:26Speaker 1: police can show a face. Gach, some o these days,
- 40:30Speaker 1: I'll do sumthin. I'll do somethin. You'll drive me too
- 40:34Speaker 1: far with it, I tell you. He stopped suddenly and listened.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Bilby had creaked. Gach, what can one do, said the tramp.
- 40:42Speaker 1: After a long interval, and then complaining more gently, the
- 40:46Speaker 1: tramp began to feel about to make his simple preparations
- 40:49Speaker 1: for the night. Hunt me out of this, I expect,
- 40:52Speaker 1: said the tramp. And many sleeping in feather beds that
- 40:56Speaker 1: ain't fit too hold a candle to men, an ordinary
- 41:01Speaker 1: farthing candle and of section eleven.