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National TV Dinner Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.11.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. Here's the deal. The next 50 minutes
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  of this podcast is best of, which is an oxymoron.
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  There's no such thing as best of happy. I'm kidding.
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  But the next 50 minutes is the previous show
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  with all the rants we had. So if you want to
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  catch up on that, the next 50 minutes is that.
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  But if you want to go to today's regularly scheduled
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  programming and kind of skip the line to the
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  club. Go to 50 Minutes and most programmers would
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  hate this in radio that you're telling the audience
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  that, but I'm just looking out for you because
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  someone in radio once told me to assume that
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  the listener has no idea. And that person was
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  Kelton. Oh yeah, so everybody is aware that Eddie
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  and Jobo are the reason. I'm in radio. And the
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  absolute best part about Eddie Volkman is I've
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  met a lot of my heroes in life. And nobody comes
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  as close to being classy like Eddie Volkman.
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  Now I have other radio heroes that I met later
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  on, but growing up, Eddie and Joe were the king.
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  And yesterday, Eddie Volkman got let go by Connoisseur
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  Media. And we need to talk about this. Here's
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  the deal. I never want to hear a radio executive
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  go, why is no one listening to the radio? Oh
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  wait, but I thought it was 90 % of teens were
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  reached. Here's the deal. I obviously like radio.
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  I love it. Whatever. Just the whole I love radio
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  thing still played out. But I'm telling you,
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  there's this thing since the beginning of time
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  that people were listening to the radio to hear
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  their favorite DJs. Going back to Horse and Wells.
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  It was always about the names. It was always
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  about spending money. And then I see that connoisseur
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  media lets him go from the 96 .7, which was kind
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  of like playing 2000s music, which was perfect.
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  And the station sounds great. But here's the
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  thing. They let him go because of budget cuts.
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  And now Eddie was making good money compared
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  to a lot of people on radio, but he wasn't making
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  what he was making at B96. So the thing is, it's
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  absolutely ridiculous that you have radio programmers
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  and you have radio consultants go, why is no
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  one? But then they lie to themselves and say,
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  oh, 90 % of people are reached to radio. But
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  if that was true, then you wouldn't be having
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  to do the layoffs because everyone's listening.
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  I'm just saying at some point, you got to stop
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  saving pennies. Because why is everyone going
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  to Patreon, Kick, Twitch, TikTok, Apple Podcasts,
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  Spotify, YouTube? Only fans if you're an unemployed
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  rock radio female. I'm just saying, I don't get
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  why radio executives get so confused. They're
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  like, why aren't people listening? Oh, but they
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  are, right? I'm just saying. I just... Here's
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  Eddie and Joe Bozold intro. You hear this personality?
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  I miss these days. I mean, remember this personality
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  in radio? But no, we got to lay them off so the
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  executives still have their job. Get it out of
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  control. And now I know Eddie Volkman's a very
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  classy guy. I try to be classy, but when the
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  rich and elite executives keep screwing over
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  the DJs and they're wondering why they're having
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  a hard time getting listeners. It's right in
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  front of you. Now I want to do a throwback. But
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  first, we're going to play. I'm going to play
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  you when we go to break. My appearances on Eddie
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  Volkman's show. Here was my appearance on Eddie's
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  show twice on National Radio Day. So how's your
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  day going? It's Eddie Volkman on Star. And the
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  Democratic Convention continues in Chicago. And
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  these goofballs chopped through chain link fences
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  and cement and all that. And they're in jail.
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  So that's where they should be. Because, you
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  know, they gave them all the. All the space they
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  needed, but they still had to be destructive,
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  and it's not a good look. Anyway, we're happy
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  around here because it's National Radio Day,
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  and what a perfect day to get a visit from one
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  of my buddies in the business. I don't know,
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  you've been in the business as long as I have
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  because you're much younger, but you've been
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  in it a while. Welcome, Ryan Hoppe. What's up,
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  Betty? Yeah, I'm visiting from Tampa. You are
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  the reason I'm in radio. Get out of here. I saw
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  your billboard with Jobo where you guys were
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  posing all wacky in 2004. With underwear or shooting
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  rubber bands or whatever. Something like that.
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  And the next morning I listened, and I used to
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  skip school to listen to you guys all morning.
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  People tell us that. You know, that's an honor.
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  That's really boring. Yeah, but it's National
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  Radio Day, and you've been on radio with some
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  big names. Yeah, I've worked with a morning show
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  in Cleveland and a morning show in Tampa, and
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  now I'm actually syndicated. I host... Hoppy
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  Hour, which can be found by searching H -O -P
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  -P -E Radio, and it's on from Podcast Radio in
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  Tampa, and that's been super cool. So now I'm
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  my own boss because I've always worked with people,
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  but now I'm doing my thing. I mentioned to you
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  that you kind of resemble my son, right? Yeah,
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  I think you said at Dallas. My son Dallas. But
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  you are, how tall are you? 6 '9". 6 '9". And
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  I just found out today he's wearing his size
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  18. James Harden shoes. James Harden. We're lucky
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  to get the guy in the door. But anyway, so how's
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  it in Tampa? One of my buddies runs the InfoTours
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  bus down there. It's cool. It's very high. I've
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  been able to kind of like stand outside when
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  I've been in Illinois because if you go outside
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  for five minutes in Florida, you are sweating.
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  Oh, yeah. Well, and the last few days have been
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  great around here. It's been amazing. I've had
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  so much fun, had pizza, had food. It's been amazing.
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  Yeah, you come back and you do all these things.
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  Where'd you go to high school? I went to John
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  Hersey High School on Arlington Heights. Hersey.
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  Oh, yeah. Brown and gold, right? Brown and orange.
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  Just like the Cleveland Browns. The first principal
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  was a Browns fan when they were good 70 years
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  ago. Oh, okay. So we had Browns colors. Hersey
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  Huskies. That's right. We occasionally played
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  them when I was at Maine North. So anyway, well,
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  I hope you're going to have some fun sitting
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  on the show. Oh, of course. Tell your friends
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  and, you know, take some selfies and stuff. Yes,
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  sir. You can give me a few tips. Show the old
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  dog how to do it. some stuff. I got you. You're
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  probably good with the latest technology and
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  all that kind of stuff, too, right? Yeah, but
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  there's some things recently I've been learning.
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  I don't know much about AI, and a lot of my friends
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  are nerds in Florida, and they've been teaching
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  me, and it's freaky. It's going to take all our
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  jobs, not just radio, but pretty soon. And then
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  they'll come and kill us, like Terminator. Anyway,
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  did you fly up here? Yeah. I don't fit in the
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  airplane. I'm 6 '9", and my legs are squished.
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  Oh, no. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Do you remember,
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  did the pilot have a beard? No, he did not. They
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  usually don't. You know why? I'll tell you coming
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  up. That's a radio tease on National Radio Day.
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  Welcome to the show. We're going to have some
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  fun. Stick around. Well, all right, all right,
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  all right. It's Eddie Volkman on Star. Time to
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  head home here. It's a little cooler today. One
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  good thing I like about the cooler weather is
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  the bugs start to go away. Although this wasn't
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  overly buggy summer. By the way, it's National
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  Radio Day, and throughout the show, I've been
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  sitting here with my buddy Ryan Hoppe. Went to
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  Hersey High School, worked in some Chicago radio,
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  then Cleveland, and you're in Tampa now. Tampa's
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  the best, man. The thing I noticed the biggest
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  difference between Illinois and Florida is I
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  was going 85 on the highway and some guy was
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  tailgating me. If you go 75 in Florida, you're
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  going too fast. Why? Because of old people? And
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  I think it's just a very chill environment because
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  the sun's out and it's just so different here.
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  It's crazy. Gummies. The bugs are bigger in Florida,
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  right? Oh, yeah. If you live in any nice house
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  or even a bad house, you're going to have roaches.
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  They're very big. Oh, and snakes in the grass.
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  Snakes and lizards. It's crazy. Well, this is
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  really disturbing. More proof that nature is
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  pretty messed up. Two researchers analyzed 161
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  spider webs and found out that spiders will catch
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  fireflies but not eat them. As long as they're
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  still glowing. See, because the female makes
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  the web, right? So the glow will still be going.
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  So other fireflies will see the glow and be attracted
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  to it. And they'll get caught in the web. And
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  pretty soon they have this whole big supply.
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  And that's how some spiders attract mates. Because
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  they got the table set for them. Just like 1950s
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  Donna Reed show. So then as soon as the trapped.
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  glowing firefly loses its glow, they're instantly
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  eaten. So how'd you like to be? It sounds like
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  a horror movie. Sounds like a Vincent Price thing.
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  As long as you continue to glow, you will live
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  the minute your light goes out. Bugs are creepy.
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  Now I hate them even more. Actually, I'm not
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  overly scared of bugs. When I lived at Downtown
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  High Rise, there were spiders, like 5 ,000 spiders,
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  usually little ones, all over the windows up
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  high because they just crawl up there. And my
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  daughter, when she was like two, would go, it's
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  a big spider. Now we get like a tiny little spider
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  in her room, and she screams bloody murder. My
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  wife called me to the basement the other day.
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  There's a huge, huge spider down here. And I
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  go, what's huge to you? And she goes, three inches.
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  And I said. Oh, really? Okay. All right. In spite
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  of it all, we're going to do the senseless survey
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  coming up for National Radio. What do we have
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  here? Oh, yeah, I saw this. And it's made me
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  so infuriated. Women out there claim they want
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  equal rights, which they 100 % deserve. Mm -hmm.
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  They deserve equal pay, equal everything. But
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  women out there, listen to me. And listen to
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  me very carefully. If you have a hard time listening,
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  read the transcript. If you want equal rights,
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  if you get caught being a pedophile, you deserve
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  as much time as the men. Why don't I say this?
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  The former small town mayor, Misty Roberts, that
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  hot blonde piece of ass, served only 90 days
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  for raping a teen at a pool party. All right.
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  I never want to hear women go, we don't have
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  it good. You don't have it amazing, but you get
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  away with crimes. Lindsay Clancy has a chance
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  to get off. It's out of control. But if a man
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  does it, like, you know, that man that got strapped
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  on the plane because he was going crazy. Imagine
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  if they did it to a woman. Shut up. Equal rights
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  means equal punishments. But no, Misty Roberts
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  had a traumatic childhood. Do you hear yourself,
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  you feminist? I think I'm more of a feminist
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  than you because I want equal rights. Ridiculous.
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  This headline's fucked up. Reports say a teenage
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  girl was shot in the leg by a Jimmy John's employee
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  after her mom got into an argument at the restaurant.
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  Give me that day -old bread! St. Louis Metropolitan
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  Police say the 14 -year -old girl was shot in
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  the leg while she was inside of a car. They say
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  her mom had gotten into it with, quote, several
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  individuals associated with the Jimmy Johns.
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  Oh, yeah, it's gotta be embarrassing. We're singing
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  a collab. When your mom's acting up. Before the
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  shot was fired. All right. Well, hopefully the
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  kid's okay. I hope I never get shot at. I would
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  kind of prefer that. I'm kind of a pussy. When
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  it comes to pain. What's going on with this thug
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  right here? Again. This became such a racial
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  issue. It's absolutely. positively infuriating
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  carmelo anthony is a bad guy both of them the
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  one that's a murderer and the one that cheated
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  on lala with the stripper and we're talking about
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  the worst one court documents carmelo anthony
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  expressed his hatred for black women and gay
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  people in text messages that I don't understand
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  why you care what someone else does with their
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  body. Maybe they're saying Carmelo Anthony wants
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  penis. I don't know. Why would you care what
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  others do? Oh, that's right. Your dirty, rotten
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  parents passed it down. Prosecutors didn't present
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  at trial. Carmelo's alleged prejudice messages
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  were included in new court documents first. Oh,
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  yeah, but he's such an angel. Self -defense by
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  stabbing a guy over and over. Oh, yeah. A true
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  scholar. Subtained by the Daily Mail. Writing
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  to one friend that he despises black. He goes
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  on to say all that wig glue getting to their
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  brain. All that wig glue get into their brain.
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  You can probably use a bit of it to help out
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  your brain, dummy. They need to go die. That's
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  delightful. See, he's wanting people to die and
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  then he literally murders somebody. Sociopath.
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  With parents that spoiled him. He never had a
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  chance. He was in school during COVID. In a different
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  set of text messages from 2021, when Carmelo
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  was either 13 or 14 years old, he told a friend
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  he supports Donald Trump instead of Joe Biden.
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  Well, I mean, that was kind of an easy thing
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  at the moment because Biden wasn't great. But
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  now looking back, we treated Biden badly. Because
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  Trump doesn't like gay people and neither does
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  he. Oh, man. Carmelo, it's okay, dude. Now you
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  have 30 years to figure out that you're probably
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  gay. And you're in the perfect spot. I know in
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  his prison. Eight, five, six, 49 happy. I'll
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  tell you five, six, five, six, seven, seven,
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  three. Oh, Don Lemon's creating his own news
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  channel. Yay. I'm sure that's not going to be
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  propaganda. As a man, what I'd like you to do
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  is just accept. That you're going to have to
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  be the initiator. Oh, yeah. It's so tiring being
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  an initiator. Because then you feel like you're
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  begging a woman to share a vagina. All right.
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  So, I was waiting to see if I wanted to talk
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  about this woman. So, Elon Musk's ex, Ashley
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  St. Clair, rejected an NDA so that she could
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  talk about him in the future. Here's the thing.
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  I think this woman is a complete and utter embarrassment
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  to women because you only married him to have
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  a kid. You knew what you were having sex with.
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  You knew he was going to be a deadbeat dad. And
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  it seems like you care more about the clout than
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  being a mom. You're always on the bound because
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  Musk is publicly denied offering the NDA. But
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  we all know he wants her to shut up. So on one
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  hand, I find her to be a clout chasing, annoying
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  woman. But on the other hand, I find her to be
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  brilliant and smart because she can make money
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  and trash his name. But this is where it's funny.
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  Here's where I am in the middle. Don't ever say,
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  why do people call me Elon's ex? I want to be
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  my own brand. I love when ex -girlfriends claim
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  they don't need the man. Oh, I don't. And then
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  what do they do? They talk about the man because
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  they got nothing else. Ashley St. Clair is a
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  conservative version of Kayla Nicole if she would
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  have had a kid with Travis. That's all you have.
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  No one really cares about your opinion. So there
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  you go. He is a man who has lost his mind. Yeah,
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  it's Elon. He's a fascist. Elon is a nuke. He's
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  a loser. Bombshell headlines from a new four
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  -hour Elon Musk documentary. Oh, God. Four fucking
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  hours. You can do it in 80 minutes. They are
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  surfacing before it even hits theaters. Woo!
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  Can't wait! Let me pay 30 bucks for snacks to
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  watch this! including a shocking claim from his
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  first wife. An Oscar -winning filmmaker Alex
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  Gibney's documentary Musk, Justine Musk, who
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  was married to Elon from 2000 to 2008 and shares
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  six children with him, opens up about their marriage.
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  The documentary particularly delves into Elon.
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  This is where all the cloud -chasing women have
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  nothing else to talk about. Talking about him
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  pronatalist views with the 55 year olds having
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  publicly warned about declining birth rates while
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  yeah i mean maybe maybe this planet doesn't need
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  to exist you know what i mean because uh we don't
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  need 13 of his kids out there fatherless kids
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  because he's a deadbeat loser fathering 14 known
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  children Shut up. Shut your ass. You're stubborn.
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  You think Trump cares about you. He doesn't.
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  It's out of control. It's out of hand. You're
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  flawless. You are truly flawless. What is the
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  secret to looking so amazing? I don't know. Salma
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  Hayek's secret? Maybe it's skinny dipping at
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  60. Be yourself. Oh, yeah. She was naked from
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  the back. Oh, yeah. I would paint a Picasso all
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  over that back. Yeah. Really try to discover
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  who you are. God, that accent's making me erect.
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  Don't try to blend. The Oscar nominee ringing
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  in the big 6 -0. Gosh, she's got an incredible
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  rack. These sexy snaps on Instagram. Completely
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  naked, going for a swim in the sea. There you
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  go. You gotta look it up, man. I would demolish
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  her. Lori Loughlin has officially filed for divorce.
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  Nearly one year after news broke that the Full
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  House alum and her husband of 27 years, Mossimo
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  Giannulli, were going their separate ways. Oh,
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  yeah! You know, for the year, they were trying
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  to figure it out, trying to keep the sex going,
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  but it just was not meant to be. They both just
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  seem like insufferable douchebags. Lori filed
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  paperwork in the Los Angeles Superior Court on
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  September 4th, according to documents viewed
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  by E! News. In the documents, the couple's separation
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  date is listed as August 31st. Alex Earl is really
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  one of me. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy hot topic! Doesn't
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  mean she's not hot. Mm -hmm. I definitely feel
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  betrayed by Alex Cooper. Alex Earl. Here's the
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  thing. I've been betrayed before by people like
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  Mike Helton, Rover, and Ian Beckles, all these
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  local guys. But the thing is this. At some point,
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  you gotta move on. You gotta stop being a victim.
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  Poor you. You come from daddy's money. You'll
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  be fine. While finally speaking out about what
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  really happened between her and Alex Cooper.
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  Remember that SNL skit where the joke was they
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  don't even know what they're arguing about? I
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  really want to hear if Alex says what it was
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  about to Alex Earl. Or this is a nothing burger.
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  The longtime feud rumors were confirmed when
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  Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April.
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  Alex Earl. Man, Alex Cooper, she's funny, but
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  when I heard she had ghost runners, I was like,
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  God, you're so unfunny. Hey, girl. The passive
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  aggressive. Oh, and I love how Alex Cooper's
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  not passive aggressive. Your whole existence
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  is, honey. Repost and the likes and the commenting
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  on things. I got to call you out here. You're
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  going to need to get specific. Can you imagine
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  these two cackling hens arguing? Shut up! And
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  just say what you got to say about me. I feel
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  like I'm being baited into saying some things.
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  I don't even think either of these women know
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  what they're mad about. I think it's just that
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  thing where women love to bring down women. Women
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  claim that men bring down women. You look at
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  the WNBA and you look at these two cackling morons.
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  Women bring down women and not in a fun way.
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  So then I'm like, what do you have up your sleeve
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  that you're trying to trick me with? At the time,
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  Earl commented on Cooper's video writing, okay,
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  on it. I love how they keep saying that Alex
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  Earl is going to respond, but she might be too
• 23:23
  stupid to know what she did. but she didn't end
• 23:26
  up speaking on the issue until now. I stayed
• 23:28
  quiet for so long because I am scared of Alex
• 23:32
  Cooper. Why? Don't be scared of her. That is
• 23:36
  such a beta thing to admit. Maybe you're scared
• 23:40
  of her because she has more talent than you.
• 23:42
  she claims really went down saying it all stemmed
• 23:45
  from earl going on call her daddy back in september
• 23:47
  2023 just one month after earl signed with cooper's
• 23:51
  the unwell network here's the problem as annoying
• 23:53
  as alex earl is she's a superstar and as annoying
• 23:57
  as alex cooper is she's a superstar and you can't
• 24:00
  have two superstars getting along especially
• 24:04
  when the network is called unwell and eventually
• 24:08
  launched her Hot Mess podcast with them. Are
• 24:10
  you nervous? I'm a little nervous, but honestly,
• 24:14
  filming this has made me feel a little bit better.
• 24:17
  God, women are so fake at times. And then two
• 24:19
  months later, they don't get along. I feel like
• 24:21
  I'm getting... It's them doing a podcast on the
• 24:23
  beach. How frickin' innovative! Mm -hmm. Oh yeah,
• 24:28
  real riveting! To learn from the best, we're
• 24:31
  filming... Bunch of ass kissing. Her podcast
• 24:34
  and she's having a drink before and then asking
• 24:37
  me really sexual questions. Oh, wow. You're on
• 24:40
  a sexual podcast. That would have been like if
• 24:43
  I would have gone on Rover or Kelta show and
• 24:45
  been mad that they want to talk about me hooking
• 24:47
  up with a girl. That's what you're signing up
• 24:49
  for. You're not a victim. No wonder no one cares
• 24:52
  about your podcast. You're boring. At least Alex
• 24:55
  Cooper is honest. I wasn't comfortable with,
• 24:57
  but then I'm also answering because I'm drunk.
• 25:00
  What is... Do you want to be a victim your whole
• 25:04
  life, Alex Earl? It's your total body count.
• 25:08
  Oh, yeah. See, this is interesting radio, interesting
• 25:11
  podcasting. This is why Alex Cooper is the big,
• 25:14
  I almost said big dog, but whatever. Dogs can
• 25:17
  be gross. She's a big dog, and you're nothing.
• 25:19
  Your stepmother's a prostitute. She's someone
• 25:24
  I looked up to. She's someone I idolized. Poor
• 25:26
  Alex. Everybody's heard the rumors that you're
• 25:33
  a mean girl. So you're not innocent. So that's
• 25:37
  what it was. Oh, I had to talk about sex. Have
• 25:39
  you heard Call Her Daddy, Alex Earl? She wasn't
• 25:43
  exactly talking about the best makeup products.
• 25:47
  Oh, I'm so innocent. Shut up. You're annoying.
• 25:58
  Sounds like Jimmy Kimmel isn't going anywhere.
• 26:01
  Yes, in a report last night from TMZ, and they
• 26:03
  kind of redacted it a little bit, was that Jimmy
• 26:06
  Kimmel was going to be leaving ABC after 24 years.
• 26:10
  Here's the thing. I think it's kind of similar
• 26:13
  to when everybody said last summer that Howard
• 26:15
  Stern was going to get canceled and then didn't.
• 26:17
  And it happens every summer when there's nothing
• 26:20
  going on, all these people that can't defend
• 26:22
  themselves. are told these things, even though
• 26:24
  I believe Jimmy Kimmel is currently on TV with
• 26:26
  like new episodes. Here's what I'm saying. I
• 26:28
  do think that Jimmy Kimmel will be canceled,
• 26:31
  but they probably want to do it on their terms
• 26:34
  because they're paying them way too much money
• 26:37
  for average results. I mean, his ratings are
• 26:40
  back to where they were before the FCC screwed
• 26:43
  with him. And what's sad about it is I grew up
• 26:46
  worshiping Jimmy Kimmel, not even in the Man
• 26:48
  Show era. I thought that was cringe. Early between
• 26:51
  like, 2003 to like 2016, Jimmy Kimmel Live was
• 26:56
  the best talk show ever. It was like a Gen X
• 26:59
  Letterman in the 80s before Letterman became
• 27:01
  insufferable. The problem was once Trump got
• 27:04
  elected, that was all he talked about. It's like,
• 27:07
  shut up. abc the network that broadcasts jimmy's
• 27:11
  late night talk show response man late night
• 27:13
  tv is just so dead like there's this time it's
• 27:16
  weird i'll be laying around the house at like
• 27:19
  11 o 'clock at night trying to get sleepy and
• 27:21
  i'll be like what's there to watch and i'll go
• 27:23
  on youtube tv and i'll see they're on and i'm
• 27:25
  like man In 2011, I would have watched it, but
• 27:28
  not now. Responding to reports that surfaced
• 27:32
  September 8th, which claimed that Jimmy Kimmel
• 27:34
  Live would be coming to an end in May of 2027.
• 27:37
  After 24 years on the air, an ABC Entertainment
• 27:41
  spokesperson telling E! News the same day, this
• 27:44
  information is inaccurate. Any reports about
• 27:47
  the future of the show at this point are purely
• 27:49
  speculative. That's the thing. If it was not
• 27:52
  true. They would have said not true. But when
• 27:55
  you say speculative, that means it's probably
• 27:57
  going to happen. We're just not doing it right
• 28:00
  now because we want to be the one to break the
• 28:02
  news, to let Jimmy cry on TV like a little bitch.
• 28:06
  That's what that is. E -news has also reached
• 28:09
  out. Oh, E -news reached out for comment. And
• 28:11
  of course, didn't hear back. To a representative
• 28:14
  for Jimmy Kimmel, but has yet to hear back. I
• 28:16
  never understand why the news includes that.
• 28:19
  It makes it look like you can't do your job.
• 28:24
  That's kind of what it makes you look like. It
• 28:26
  doesn't make you look good in the club. Not at
• 28:28
  all. It's kind of a bad look. The Emmy winner's
• 28:31
  most recent contract, which was signed in 2022,
• 28:34
  extended his run until at least 2027. Yeah, till
• 28:38
  2027. They might give him one more year. So maybe
• 28:42
  at the end of the year, they'll be like, oh,
• 28:43
  we're going to do the goodbye tour. He is going
• 28:46
  off air at some point. But he has made it previously
• 28:49
  known that he has considered retiring before.
• 28:52
  So then he's going to say, I need to think about
• 28:57
  it. And then November be like, oh, my kid's growing
• 28:59
  up. That's what's going to go on. during the
• 29:01
  2023 because a narcissist like kim's gonna want
• 29:03
  a goodbye tour three writers guild strike telling
• 29:06
  the strike force five podcasts that same podcast
• 29:09
  as you know i was very intent on retiring right
• 29:13
  around the time where the strike started and
• 29:15
  now i realize oh yeah it's kind of nice to work
• 29:18
  i have to be around my annoying wife all day
• 29:21
  being molly who made me not funny And during
• 29:26
  an August appearance on the Armchair Expert podcast,
• 29:31
  Jimmy's wife and co -head writer for his talk
• 29:35
  show, Molly McNierney, spoke about the possibility
• 29:38
  of Jimmy stepping back. I feel like Jimmy has
• 29:46
  like a fly rod in one hand and like a torch in
• 29:49
  the other, right? You're the torch in our relationship,
• 29:54
  honey. All right, let's talk about Lindsey Clancy,
• 30:01
  an annoying broad. And this one is actually involving
• 30:04
  Lindsey Clancy. Lindsey Clancy's attorney, Kevin
• 30:06
  Reddington, has made a rather interesting request
• 30:08
  for his client, asking President Trump for a
• 30:11
  pardon. Now, he made the statement a little bit
• 30:13
  earlier today on ABC's Good Morning America interview
• 30:16
  on the trial. That's kind of a smart move. And
• 30:18
  then Trump's like, maybe I could bet. resulted
• 30:21
  in a yeah we have to keep in mind this case resulted
• 30:24
  in a mistrial last week because of this stupid
• 30:27
  juror yes why problem is is that um lindsay clancy
• 30:33
  she's being charged with a straight say crime
• 30:35
  and a presidential pardon only covers federal
• 30:37
  crime so what a dumb liar But then again, Trump
• 30:44
  does break the rules. The request for this pardon
• 30:47
  is not necessarily going, it's, get to the point.
• 30:52
  Kind of a moot point at least. I would agree.
• 30:55
  I love all these women defending her. She would
• 30:58
  murder your kid too. She's a sociopathic pig.
• 31:02
  Here's Harvey Levin. Nancy could still become
• 31:05
  a free woman and sooner. Man, seeing all these
• 31:09
  women crying on social media over her. when a
• 31:12
  man does it like chris benoit whatever even though
• 31:16
  he took his life this is so funny seeing women
• 31:19
  defend women you're bringing yourself down rather
• 31:23
  than later and here's why the why jurors in the
• 31:28
  case some of them have now spoken that this holdout
• 31:31
  juror was uh was just a contrarian douche She
• 31:37
  obviously did it. Saying that he believed there
• 31:41
  was reasonable doubt in the prosecution's case,
• 31:44
  but still felt that he wanted to rule for prosecutors.
• 31:48
  I don't like being around contrarians. They're
• 31:53
  just tiring. I bet that guy thinks we didn't
• 31:55
  go to the freaking moon. Just an insufferable
• 31:57
  dumbass. Find her guilty of murder, even though
• 32:00
  we found reasonable doubt. Man, the judicial
• 32:05
  system in this country sucks. By finding reasonable
• 32:10
  doubt, the defense should have won. And it should
• 32:14
  have been a unanimous verdict. If these jurors
• 32:16
  are telling the truth about this, hold out. Now,
• 32:19
  there is a principle in the law. This is going
• 32:21
  to sound a little fancy schmancy, but it's called
• 32:24
  manifest necessity. And what that means is this,
• 32:28
  that a judge. When looking at a jury that is
• 32:33
  divided, the judge has to do everything possible
• 32:37
  to make sure that the jury can reach some sort
• 32:41
  of unanimity. Yeah, you know that guy behind
• 32:44
  the scenes, they wanted to punch him. That there
• 32:49
  has to be almost a manifest necessity that it's
• 32:53
  impossible to do. Yeah. This is just impossible.
• 32:58
  When a man does it. That is called a double standard.
• 33:03
  You want equal rights, women? There you go. And
• 33:06
  Lindsey Clancy's ex -husband is getting death
• 33:08
  threats from women. Oh, yeah. But if a man does
• 33:11
  it, he's a stalker. Toxic femininity. All right.
• 33:19
  You're annoying. I wanted to wait to play this
• 33:24
  clip. I was disgusted last night when I played
• 33:27
  it and nobody in the media is playing it and
• 33:31
  it's not AI. I did my research. I made sure it's
• 33:34
  not AI. It's purely disgusting, but we have to
• 33:38
  talk about it. So first of all, the website,
• 33:46
  Lifeline, that... Jim Thornton was on, made a
• 33:52
  whole statement to defend themselves. You know
• 33:55
  they got to be mad that he was literally talking
• 33:57
  about boy fets, like a boy buffet and how the
• 34:00
  kids were looking hot. Like an absolute creep.
• 34:05
  Take him out to the shed. Well, they released
• 34:08
  a statement defending themselves. I'm not going
• 34:10
  to even give it the time of day. I don't even
• 34:11
  want to say the name of the website. But here's
• 34:14
  what's disturbing. So he had a username. His
• 34:19
  username was NicholasB77. And NicholasB77, on
• 34:27
  a pedophile recovery site, made a podcast. Oh,
• 34:34
  man. Can you smell that salt air? Can you hear
• 34:37
  that ocean? How about that reggae music? Yeah!
• 34:41
  It's me, Little Nicky, at my beachfront condo,
• 34:44
  and it can only be... I love how he didn't even
• 34:46
  change his voice. One place, Jamaica. So there's
• 34:50
  that. And then it gets weirder. Every single
• 34:53
  boy lover has an interesting story to tell. Boy
• 34:56
  lover, this crepe should be arrested. I hope
• 35:01
  that there are victims that they come forward.
• 35:03
  Just by virtue of the fact that we have this
• 35:06
  thing inside of us that is like, oh, surprise,
• 35:10
  you just won the lottery. I know you're only
• 35:12
  like seven years old, but guess what? You can
• 35:13
  kind of probably tell. Shotgun time. Take them
• 35:19
  out. Bye -bye, you little creep. Your wife's
• 35:24
  a shame to you too, you little loser. A little
• 35:28
  different from other little boys, right? Or other
• 35:30
  little girls. But that's what I'm all about,
• 35:33
  man. I want us to feel good about ourselves.
• 35:35
  We did not ask for this. I never want to encourage
• 35:37
  people to do anything illegal at all. You're
• 35:41
  just talking. You're just saving your tracks,
• 35:43
  you scumbag. You're walking it back like a bitch.
• 35:47
  All I want to find good ways that we can help
• 35:50
  each other to stay clean and just go out in the
• 35:53
  world and make yourself all that you can be.
• 35:58
  And it gets worse. She goes, you can't tell who
• 36:02
  you love. That's great. I love that announcer
• 36:05
  voice. Just a pure scumbag. Refreshing. From
• 36:10
  a woman therapist like that, you know, that's
• 36:14
  great. There should be more people like that.
• 36:16
  Oh yeah, there should be more pedophile protectors.
• 36:19
  Shut up! That said, I don't think that anybody
• 36:23
  who's not a pedophile can really understand what
• 36:27
  it... Can you believe this? And he didn't even
• 36:30
  change his voice. If you're a Wheel of Fortune
• 36:33
  fan, you wouldn't know him. It's like, to be
• 36:35
  us, we didn't ask for this. We didn't put it
• 36:38
  on our plates. We did ask for this. I'm just
• 36:44
  saying, dude. And we are giving it whether we
• 36:49
  want it or not. Gross. This is real life. And
• 36:55
  then you look at him. He just looks like a creep.
• 36:59
  Douchebag. I mean, I guess I'm kind of asking
• 37:02
  a rhetorical question, but how do you do that?
• 37:04
  How do you keep yourself from looking at any
• 37:06
  of it? He's talking about underage porn. Well,
• 37:08
  for one part, I go on Lifeline and there we can
• 37:15
  talk, you know, shoot a shit and, you know. So
• 37:19
  I guess this website was like where they all
• 37:22
  would talk. Lifeline .chat. And go in there.
• 37:28
  And then they were trying to say it was the suicide
• 37:30
  lifeline. You know, that site's pissed off. Anybody
• 37:34
  listening right now, go. Go to lifeline .chat.
• 37:37
  It's a great place. You're right. We shoot the
• 37:39
  shit a lot. Oh, yeah. It's great. Again, let
• 37:46
  me get the other bullet. I'm being honest. This
• 37:50
  is ridiculous. Just kick things around. But we're
• 37:53
  there also ostensibly to help other boy lovers
• 37:58
  and girl lovers and maybe friends of them. We
• 38:00
  don't get too many of those, but people curious
• 38:01
  about it. The hell? This is real life. Welcome.
• 38:06
  And this asswipe thinks he's not even talking
• 38:09
  about it with sorrow. He's embracing it. Do you
• 38:13
  hear this? You know, we just chat right there
• 38:15
  on the computer screen, and it's real basic,
• 38:17
  real simple. There are no fancy pictures unless
• 38:20
  we send a link or something like that, but it's
• 38:21
  all legal and safe. Oh, and then that same day,
• 38:25
  he said in the chat room after releasing the
• 38:28
  podcast that he's only wearing a diaper. Again,
• 38:32
  there's a solution for all of us. I'm serious.
• 38:37
  He's a pedophile. What's he going to add to the
• 38:39
  world? Very closely watched and moderated. And
• 38:43
  people who are in need of some help. Because
• 38:46
  you don't get it. There's no therapy. Yeah. And
• 38:50
  then there's this. Hey, what's your AOA? I'm
• 38:53
  8 to 14. So I guess AOA is age of attraction.
• 38:59
  So like on dating apps, I have it 24 to 80. Mm
• 39:02
  -hmm. Boys exclusively? Yeah. Okay. I have a
• 39:08
  way to fix this. Bye, bitch. Do not like that
• 39:14
  guy. I played that not even to mock it. Even
• 39:19
  though we did. But I want to be sincere about
• 39:21
  it. Everyone's afraid to play the audio. I'm
• 39:24
  not. Bring that creep down. All right. I'm getting
• 39:29
  all creeped down. You're annoying. What's going
• 39:36
  on with this freaking loser? A judge ordered
• 39:38
  a Frankfurt mother to remain behind bars. Yeah,
• 39:40
  she's a crazy broad. After she's accused of killing
• 39:43
  her two -year -old son last week, she made her
• 39:46
  first court appearance in person. I called my
• 39:48
  mom today. She didn't want to be on the show,
• 39:50
  but I asked her, did she ever want to kill me
• 39:52
  during postpartum depression? And she said no.
• 39:56
  So that excuse of defending a woman because of
• 39:58
  postpartum depression, shut up. We do want to
• 40:04
  warn you, the details in this case are very disturbing.
• 40:07
  Yeah, don't you know, we're in 2026. Oh, but
• 40:10
  there's going to be feminists that are going
• 40:12
  to be like, oh, she's innocent. You know, you
• 40:16
  want equal rights. Corey Walsh's attorney, Andrea
• 40:19
  Lyon and Robert Kerr. He just looks like a scumbag
• 40:21
  attorney. Walk into the Willow County Courthouse,
• 40:23
  hoping to convince the judge to let Walsh go
• 40:26
  with electronic monitoring. Oh, yeah. Why? She's
• 40:30
  a loser. She killed her kid. That's the scummiest
• 40:33
  thing you can do. Walsh hired Lyon, who is well
• 40:36
  known for defending Casey Anthony. Oh, yeah.
• 40:39
  So he'll probably get this brought on. The Florida
• 40:42
  woman who was. What is it about hot ass milks
• 40:45
  and moms? Because Lindsey Clancy is freaking
• 40:46
  hot. This other woman from Frankfurt's hot. And
• 40:51
  Casey Anthony's hot. Do you ever notice when
• 40:54
  it's a woman that's hot? We feel bad for them.
• 40:57
  ...acquitted of killing her two -year -old daughter
• 40:59
  in 2011. This is a tragedy. There are no winners.
• 41:02
  Of course not. Walsh was charged with first -degree
• 41:05
  murder of... I would have swiped right under
• 41:07
  the damp. Although she'd probably be that loser
• 41:09
  of a mom that includes her kids in the pictures.
• 41:12
  ...her two -year -old son named Barrett, who
• 41:13
  she called Bear. He was found in their basement
• 41:16
  by a neighbor and was pronounced dead. Oh, but
• 41:19
  she should be released because she's a woman!
• 41:22
  Do you have a problem? Prosecutors explain how
• 41:25
  Walsh's eight -month -old was also in the house,
• 41:28
  but was not harmed. Oh, yeah, that kid's going
• 41:30
  to have great memories of his mom. Screw you!
• 41:33
  Children came home from school, saw the scene,
• 41:35
  and also called for help. In court, prosecutors
• 41:38
  revealed... Oh, but she's a woman. Walsh planned
• 41:40
  to poison her husband when he got home. Man,
• 41:43
  he is... Can you imagine if the husband tried
• 41:46
  to kill the wife? Everybody would have pitchforks.
• 41:50
  Court documents show Walsh was actively texting
• 41:52
  in a group chat about the Lindsay Clancy case.
• 41:55
  Yeah, it's crazy. Boy, listen to murder documentaries
• 41:58
  and murder podcasts. If a woman's into that,
• 42:02
  run, boys. Hours before the death, prosecutors
• 42:05
  said in court they didn't think it was a copycat
• 42:08
  case. Of course it was. Why do we keep protecting
• 42:12
  pretty girls from murdering people? Do you hear
• 42:14
  yourself? Someone's dead. Truly think about what
• 42:18
  they're being accused of and how horrific it
• 42:20
  is. Her defense team argued that Walsh was in
• 42:23
  a state of psychosis when... I'm not even listening
• 42:25
  to this. A state of psychosis does not mean you
• 42:31
  can get away with a crime. Okay? Shut up. You're
• 42:35
  annoying. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Business owner
• 42:43
  to accused peeping Tom. This man, Donald Hemphill,
• 42:46
  is... I never get how much of a loser you are.
• 42:50
  If you're a peeping Tom, you have no game. And
• 42:57
  this dude makes all white people look bad. Now
• 43:00
  behind bars. Japanese say he put a hidden camera
• 43:03
  inside a bathroom capturing photos of unsuspecting
• 43:06
  women. It's so creepy, dude. I hope you never
• 43:09
  live this down. You are a failure as a man. And
• 43:12
  a child unclothed. West 2's Adrian Adorius spoke
• 43:15
  to the sheriff who says that man admitted to
• 43:18
  the whole thing. Yeah, I did it. You got me.
• 43:24
  Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood says that
• 43:26
  Hemphill admitted to the entire thing, saying
• 43:29
  that he bought all of the necessary equipment
• 43:31
  to make these images compatible with his device.
• 43:38
  And he reportedly told deputies that he had installed
• 43:40
  these cameras four to five months prior. Gross.
• 43:44
  What a just freaking loser. Check his hard drive,
• 43:46
  by the way. The Dog Days Inn in New Smyrna Beach
• 43:48
  closed and gated up Tuesday after deputies arrested
• 43:51
  its owner, charging him with more than a dozen
• 43:54
  felonies. And that's not the good gated. There's
• 43:56
  gated communities and then there's getting gated
• 43:58
  for being a crepe. We have 21 counts of either
• 44:01
  digital or video voyeurism. God, he just looks
• 44:04
  like your typical Gen X morning radio listener
• 44:06
  that's a crepe. Worcester County Sheriff Mike
• 44:09
  Chitwood says that 59 -year -old Donald Hemphill
• 44:11
  is accused of putting this camera inside of an
• 44:14
  outlet in the employee bathroom at the facility,
• 44:16
  secretly recording videos and photos of people
• 44:19
  unclothed. Burn in hell! What a scumbag you gotta
• 44:23
  be to do something like this. Hell yeah! The
• 44:27
  number of victims is unknown, but Debbie... That's
• 44:29
  probably a hundred. These do know that one of
• 44:32
  the victims was an 11 -year -old. Chitwood...
• 44:35
  That's delightful, not at all. says the mother
• 44:38
  of that child also an employee found the photos
• 44:41
  on the company ipad oh yeah can you imagine finding
• 44:44
  that i think about cops having to go through
• 44:46
  cp that's gross that's not my job call deputies
• 44:50
  right away but just imagine the shock of a mom
• 44:53
  you know in work where she works using the ipad
• 44:58
  for company business and what pops up but a half
• 45:02
  naked picture of your 11 year old ah gross There's
• 45:06
  a solution for that, man. He should first be
• 45:09
  charged as a pedophile for having that. But second
• 45:11
  of all, go back to the shed. Bye. You're annoying.
• 45:25
  And breaking news to tell you about here at 4,
• 45:28
  the Louisville Metro Department of Corrections
• 45:30
  is investigating allegations of special treatment
• 45:33
  towards former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin.
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  Do you see this problem? Directionally, get away
• 45:39
  with things. You should be mad. Hello, and thanks
• 45:42
  for joining us at Forum. What up, babe? Bevin
• 45:44
  is currently serving a 60 -day jail sentence.
• 45:47
  Well, today, LMD... Oh, yeah. If an everyday
• 45:50
  average Joe did this... Mm -hmm. We get crucified
• 45:54
  and get five years. But, oh, he was a politician.
• 45:59
  Kiss my ass. He tells us they heard allegations
• 46:02
  that Matt Bevin is receiving special treatment
• 46:05
  during his stint at the jail, including a Texas
• 46:08
  Roadhouse meal. Oh, yeah. I had one two days
• 46:11
  ago, but I wasn't in jail. Loser! Actually, he's
• 46:16
  not really a loser. The former governor was arrested
• 46:19
  last week after being held in contempt of court
• 46:21
  in his adopted son's ongoing child support case.
• 46:24
  Yeah, you know he's a deadbeat dad. now we reached
• 46:27
  out he just looks like a freaking mutant oh and
• 46:31
  the news is going to say that they reached out
• 46:32
  but didn't hear back lmdc chief collins who said
• 46:35
  they began looking into this matter early this
• 46:38
  morning they said they examined security camera
• 46:40
  footage and no evidence was found to substantiate
• 46:44
  the claims oh yeah because they probably erased
• 46:46
  it you know cops protect their own And I know
• 46:54
  he's not a cop, but he's an authority figure.
• 46:57
  New in Metro Louisville is expanding its effort
• 46:59
  to address mental health. This morning, seven
• 47:01
  counties. Yeah, when you got a governor like
• 47:03
  that. Police services celebrated the opening
• 47:05
  of a youth and adult crisis center. Both centers
• 47:08
  are located in the same building on East Broadway
• 47:10
  Street. They aim to help anyone experiencing
• 47:13
  a mental health or substance abuse. All right,
• 47:16
  so go there and hang out in the club. Hot topic.
• 47:26
  What you investigate has learned a Mount Dora
• 47:28
  police officer tested positive for cocaine. These
• 47:33
  are the same officers that try to tell you what
• 47:38
  to do and try to lay down the law. And a lot
• 47:41
  of times they're dirty. Department moved to fire
• 47:45
  him, but he quit before that could happen. He
• 47:48
  should be arrested for having coke. Go check
• 47:52
  his house. Westview investigative reporter check
• 47:55
  his little table in the living room. Justin Shecker
• 47:57
  reviewed the findings of an internal investigation.
• 48:00
  He's live outside the Mount Dora Police Department.
• 48:02
  Justin, what's the chief saying about this case
• 48:04
  now? Well, Jesse, Mount Dora police launched
• 48:08
  this internal investigation after getting a tip
• 48:10
  that one of its officers was using cocaine at
• 48:13
  a sports bar. Oh, yeah. But can you imagine if
• 48:19
  an everyday average Joe did this? Acting chief
• 48:21
  declined an on -camera interview today, but he
• 48:23
  says, Of course, you're a coward. You're a loser,
• 48:27
  a failure. This department takes drug use allegations
• 48:30
  very seriously. Arrest him then. Stop protecting
• 48:34
  him. Records obtained by WESH to investigate
• 48:38
  show Mount Dora police officer Jeremiah Murphy
• 48:41
  left the force in July after testing positive
• 48:45
  for cocaine. Hell yeah! Here's his quote to Hoppy
• 48:48
  Hour when I called him. He submitted a resignation
• 48:52
  letter before the... Hi, I was full of cocaine!
• 48:56
  Conclusion of an internal investigation that
• 48:58
  sustained multiple policy violations. Multiple?
• 49:01
  That's like all the policy violations. Including
• 49:05
  use of illegal drugs, moral character, and unbecoming
• 49:08
  conduct. You never know with these cops, man.
• 49:13
  The documents explain why the department developed
• 49:15
  reasonable suspicion to order a drug test on
• 49:18
  June 1st. Yeah, they heard that he was in the
• 49:20
  club, getting all coked up. An Orange County
• 49:25
  Sheriff's Office corporal contacted a Mount Dora
• 49:27
  PD captain after getting a tip from an Orange
• 49:30
  County Sheriff's deputy. Alright, there you go.
• 49:34
  During a sworn interview, the deputy said she
• 49:37
  learned from a patron at a Seminole County bar
• 49:39
  in late May. Oh yeah, you know that douchebag
• 49:41
  cop that acts like he's better than everyone?
• 49:43
  He's doing coke! That Officer Murphy was drunk
• 49:49
  and came out of the restroom with what appeared
• 49:51
  to be a white powdery substance all over his
• 49:53
  face. Ha ha ha ha! He was eating donuts! Oh,
• 49:58
  you know this cop's a douchebag because they
• 50:00
  ratted on him! The deputy also reported the officer
• 50:05
  got in an altercation with someone and allegedly
• 50:08
  got kicked out of the bar. You know he thinks
• 50:10
  he's above the line. Loser. The thing is, he'll
• 50:13
  get a job in two weeks. It's Friday! Unless you're
• 50:23
  listening in the future. Which then, it is a
• 50:28
  not a Friday, okay? If that doesn't make sense,
• 50:31
  whatever. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
• 50:35
  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out
• 50:43
  of the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Attention,
• 50:52
  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
• 50:57
  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
• 51:02
  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
• 51:05
  You ready? One, two, three, go. Yeah. Welcome
• 51:17
  to Hoppy Hour. Your heart is still going right.
• 51:30
  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
• 51:34
  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
• 51:36
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy. The semen
• 52:08
  was so big. And now something completely different.
• 52:11
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 52:14
  women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in
• 52:21
  4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
• 52:28
  with Hoppy. Hello. How are you? You're doing
• 53:14
  good, man. Sad. Chicago radio legend. Judy Markey,
• 53:21
  who was on the Bob's Rod show and also did some
• 53:26
  radio with Steve Bertrand, as I see him post
• 53:30
  this. But she was known for the Judy and Kathy
• 53:33
  show, which every boomer mom listened to at night.
• 53:39
  Judy Markey has passed away. She was 82 years
• 53:44
  old. That is insane, dude. So rest in peace to
• 53:48
  a legend. And in honor of Judy Markey, we're
• 53:54
  going to celebrate the day that is known as Friday.
• 53:59
  Because only Judy would want that. I don't know
• 54:01
  if she would like the show, but it's really sad
• 54:04
  when you see all these people you grew up listening
• 54:06
  to dying. I know you don't smoke weed. I know
• 54:10
  this. But I'm going to get you high today. Because
• 54:13
  it's Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't
• 54:17
  got shit to do. All right, so at any moment,
• 54:20
  I might go to a music break because I'm expecting
• 54:24
  a call from a manager of a very famous comedian
• 54:27
  that's performing out in Fresno. I was talking
• 54:32
  to our PD, Alex, who runs Hot977fmradio .com,
• 54:37
  and he was telling me, I don't know, I want to
• 54:40
  keep what we texted between us, but... We're
• 54:46
  making some noise out in Fresno. That's all I
• 54:50
  can say. That's all I want to say, really. Yeah,
• 54:54
  I wasn't sure if I was making noise out in Fresno.
• 54:59
  But all I'll say is there's people that love
• 55:03
  Hoppy Hour. And then there's people that hate
• 55:06
  Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. But you know what they have
• 55:10
  in common? They both listen. There is that over
• 55:17
  the top quote from the Howard Stern movie where
• 55:20
  they say, how long do people that like him watch
• 55:24
  his show or whatever? It's like 25 minutes. It's
• 55:27
  like, how long do people that hate Howard Stern
• 55:29
  listen? It's like an hour and a half. Hey, haters.
• 55:32
  It's like that main song. Hi, hater. Hi, hater.
• 55:38
  But someone that's going to be performing in
• 55:43
  Fresno. is uh let's just say gonna be on happy
• 55:48
  hour and i'm very excited he's gonna be over
• 55:52
  at the tower theater for the performing arts
• 55:55
  oh man i i was flattered so his manager the comedian
• 56:01
  could be calling at any time and when that happens
• 56:08
  we i gotta go but then we'll come back but until
• 56:12
  then you can call the show 8 -5 -6 -49 -hopping.
• 56:17
  It's 8 -5 -6 -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. I stubbed my
• 56:23
  toe earlier on this frickin' bar story over here.
• 56:26
  Damn it! Frickin' hurts! The marijuana's helping.
• 56:33
  Guys out there! I'm gonna give you some advice
• 56:38
  in the club. Don't date a girl that likes murder
• 56:42
  podcasts. They're desensitized to their emotions.
• 56:46
  They'll be fun in bed. But they'll try to ruin
• 56:52
  your life. I saw this guy. He said that Adriana
• 57:04
  Cechik, the skinny porn star, is actually fat.
• 57:10
  So I tweeted at him. that he was an incel and
• 57:15
  that I love the thickness. I don't know what's
• 57:18
  going on in the club where all these guys want
• 57:20
  girls really skinny. It kind of seems to have
• 57:24
  a little bit of pedophile -like vibes. Maybe
• 57:28
  it's just me. A little off -putting, if you ask
• 57:32
  me. You want to go to be that skinny? I want
• 57:34
  more love. I want that booty. And, you know,
• 57:42
  my content on here it's a family show it's what
• 57:45
  we try to do around here but it usually ends
• 57:48
  up getting a little x -rated it's like when you're
• 57:51
  hanging out with your dad in the living room
• 57:52
  and he's like watching entourage remember that
• 57:56
  time oh you weren't there i'm just gonna say
• 57:58
  i was imagining i had someone here alexa there
• 58:02
  was this one time i was watching entourage with
• 58:05
  my mom and vinny was having a threesome and my
• 58:08
  mom was freaking out so she covered the tv Shut
• 58:13
  up, Alexa. You didn't let me finish talking.
• 58:16
  Alexa, how dare you not let me finish talking,
• 58:18
  okay? I do the talking here. My bad. I jumped
• 58:23
  the gun. Alexa, so I was watching Entourage and
• 58:30
  Vinny was having a threesome and my mom tried
• 58:32
  to cover the TV and she forgot how to make the
• 58:36
  remote work. So we just heard, ah, ah. You know
• 58:40
  what I mean? Oh man, the audio only experience
• 58:44
  is way worse. I can only imagine the look on
• 58:47
  her face when the remote gave up on her. That
• 58:50
  a girl, Alexa. That a girl. That's how you be
• 58:53
  a co -host. Fair enough. I'll keep the floor
• 58:58
  open. Alexa, stop. This freaking podcast. I got
• 59:04
  this idea from Craig Ferguson and that robot
• 59:08
  he had. Only mine's Alexa. But we all know that
• 59:14
  my show can be a little dirty. So you know what
• 59:17
  happened? Facebook said they're only going to
• 59:21
  recommend my content to people 18 plus. I was
• 59:24
  like, thank God. I do know that there's a few
• 59:28
  high schoolers from my cousin's high school that
• 59:30
  listen. Don't talk to me. You're a kid. Just
• 59:34
  listen from afar. I'm good. This is funny. So
• 59:42
  I had to get a hold of, I had to get a hold of
• 59:50
  my doctor to get my retail on my, did I pop in
• 59:54
  the club? And the name of his business, his name
• 1:00:05
  of his business is something like behavioral
• 1:00:07
  health. So there was like a behavioral health
• 1:00:10
  in Clearwater, but it wasn't his. But I didn't
• 1:00:14
  know the exact address because we just used the
• 1:00:16
  home calls. So first of all, his last name is
• 1:00:20
  Goldsmith. And I said Goldschmidt. And I left
• 1:00:26
  a voicemail to one of the offices at Clearwater.
• 1:00:29
  And I was like, hey, I need a refill for insert
• 1:00:33
  name here, Goldschmidt. So I call the next day
• 1:00:38
  after not getting an answer and they're like,
• 1:00:40
  yeah, there's not a Dr. Goldschmidt here. I'm
• 1:00:42
  like, oh, great. Describes my life. I want to
• 1:00:45
  see the face of the people in the doctor's office
• 1:00:48
  when they go, who the fuck's Dr. Goldschmidt?
• 1:00:54
  I swear to God, my life is like an episode of
• 1:00:56
  Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's funny. For a discussion.
• 1:01:05
  On the monologue, I wrote down the word kids.
• 1:01:08
  And I have no idea what that meant. Oh, I know
• 1:01:12
  what it was. I'm glad I remembered. I have my
• 1:01:14
  whole prep here. I got this from Pete Davidson.
• 1:01:16
  Being stoned and having a notebook in front of
• 1:01:19
  you. I don't get the mobs who post their kid
• 1:01:24
  on social media. But that's allowed because it's
• 1:01:30
  on your own page. You know what I really don't
• 1:01:34
  get? is the moms, or maybe the dads, but I'm
• 1:01:37
  not really trying to match the guys. I'm not
• 1:01:39
  dating them. Other ones that do this thing, that
• 1:01:43
  is called sharing their kid on a dating app.
• 1:01:47
  You're on an app where, yeah, some people think
• 1:01:49
  they're going to find their one and only. Good
• 1:01:51
  luck with that. You're on an app where everybody's
• 1:01:54
  trying to get their rocks off at the end of the
• 1:01:57
  day. And do you think an app where you're trying
• 1:02:00
  to get your rocks off is where a picture of your
• 1:02:03
  kid should be? especially on facebook where you
• 1:02:07
  can see the mutual friends just just said man
• 1:02:12
  two nights ago slept like absolute crap i was
• 1:02:17
  up till like 3 a .m and then i had an appointment
• 1:02:20
  at like a place similar to amco to get my car
• 1:02:23
  looked at and i was like 20 minutes late looking
• 1:02:26
  like crap And they're like, oh, yeah, we had
• 1:02:29
  to put another car on the belt. Can you come
• 1:02:32
  back Tuesday at 2? I'm like, yeah, it's probably
• 1:02:33
  a little better. Mm -hmm. Man, I was tossing
• 1:02:37
  and turning. Mm -hmm. I think it's time that
• 1:02:45
  we do a funk. A dat. Now, if you don't know what
• 1:02:51
  funk dat is, you're going to learn what funk
• 1:02:53
  dat is. Mm -hmm. Question out there. Why does
• 1:02:58
  the Fox 13 comment section in Tampa Bay allow
• 1:03:01
  racism? Oh wait, they're called Fox. Man, fuck
• 1:03:05
  that. How can you allow racism? Whenever there's
• 1:03:12
  like a crime of a black person, the people will
• 1:03:14
  comment, figures. And Fox 13 keeps it up. I know
• 1:03:21
  they have that hot ass woman named Jen Epstein.
• 1:03:25
  And that kinky Russell Rhodes. And my hero, Mark
• 1:03:30
  Wilson. But delete the comment. I just felt like
• 1:03:37
  doing a 8 -5 -6. 49 hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -5
• 1:03:41
  -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. I found this. I was talking to
• 1:03:44
  my friend. I've technically been broadcasting
• 1:03:47
  for 18 years. I've been in radio 14 years. But,
• 1:03:53
  um. 18 years ago, I started high school. I cannot
• 1:03:57
  believe it's more than four times of high school.
• 1:04:02
  And John Hersey High School had HTV the morning.
• 1:04:08
  Announcement! And you know how that went? I did
• 1:04:16
  Ryan Hoppy is Burning, which was obviously a
• 1:04:18
  play on words of Jim Rome is Burning. Jim Rome's
• 1:04:21
  obviously an influence on this show. Obviously,
• 1:04:24
  not every second I'm talking about politics.
• 1:04:26
  I mean, sports. That's how political the world
• 1:04:31
  is. I thought of that word first. No. Obviously,
• 1:04:34
  not everyone's talking about sports on here.
• 1:04:36
  But I always loved him. And I did Ryan Hoppy
• 1:04:40
  is Burning. And my legendary episode was about
• 1:04:44
  how. The Atlanta Hawks with Joe Johnson, Josh
• 1:04:48
  Smith, Al Horford, Mike Bibby, and Marvin Williams
• 1:04:52
  and Jamal Crawford and Zsa Zsa Bejulia. I love
• 1:04:57
  that team in NBA 2K10. They played the Chicago
• 1:05:02
  Bulls in the 2011 playoffs. And what happened
• 1:05:06
  was... In the 2011 playoffs, I said that Joe
• 1:05:09
  Johnson had a bad shot selection because the
• 1:05:11
  guy who could just easily shoot layups. But Joe
• 1:05:14
  Johnson would always settle for jump shots. So
• 1:05:19
  teachers were not airing my show. There were
• 1:05:23
  teachers like this math teacher named Carrie.
• 1:05:25
  She's a real bitch. And she did not like me.
• 1:05:30
  My first day of school, I was lost. And our upstairs
• 1:05:34
  were not connected because why would they? So
• 1:05:36
  I was on the wrong side of the building. That
• 1:05:40
  was not good. But what happened was my show got
• 1:05:45
  canceled from the morning announcements. So I
• 1:05:48
  forget the name of the guy. I think his name
• 1:05:49
  was Michael. He was like a pretty boy. He wrote
• 1:05:52
  like in the school newspaper. He wrote an article.
• 1:05:58
  It's a sad day in sports journalism. The HTV
• 1:06:03
  special Ryan Hoppy is burning has been canceled.
• 1:06:06
  Yes, canceled. I didn't like this part, but whatever.
• 1:06:10
  It's like reading a Reddit topic from 18 years
• 1:06:13
  ago. Due to a lack of critical response, the
• 1:06:16
  show has been taken off the air. Being a main
• 1:06:19
  follower of the eclectic sports guru, that's
• 1:06:23
  a nice way to put it, that is Ryan Hoppe, I propose
• 1:06:26
  an official protest outside the HTV studio. Our
• 1:06:31
  demand will be at least one Ryan Hoppy appearance
• 1:06:34
  per week, plus another Ryan Hoppy rap video just
• 1:06:37
  for the suffrage, which I did a rap video. I
• 1:06:40
  believe it went something like, let me try to
• 1:06:42
  do it. My name was DJ H -O -P -E. And I was on
• 1:06:47
  like a state, I was on like a, it was like a,
• 1:06:50
  it was like a back, I don't know how to describe
• 1:06:54
  it. it was almost like a garage where i had like
• 1:06:58
  a platform that was like six seven feet in the
• 1:07:00
  air and you could jump down and it's where like
• 1:07:02
  a lot of like things were held like a storage
• 1:07:05
  area i believe and we wrapped over there and
• 1:07:07
  i had a hoodie and it was really cold out and
• 1:07:09
  i was like yo i'm looking for a date to homecoming
• 1:07:13
  yo this is day j h o double p e and i got a story
• 1:07:18
  for all y 'all you know upcoming is homecoming
• 1:07:23
  and who wouldn't want to hang out with the dj
• 1:07:26
  or something like that and you wonder why i was
• 1:07:32
  bullied by a kid named eric and donnie i was
• 1:07:38
  kind of putting it on myself wasn't i ever By
• 1:07:46
  the way, today is National TV Dinner Day. Aren't
• 1:07:49
  we all excited? And the NFL's back, man. Last
• 1:07:55
  night, they had a Rams game, man. I don't think
• 1:07:59
  they were ready for L .A. Miles Garrett had no
• 1:08:03
  sex. And Brock Purdy looked pretty good. All
• 1:08:10
  right. It was so funny. So yesterday I walked
• 1:08:15
  into my favorite neighborhood, Calvary Bar. And
• 1:08:18
  it was something like out of an HBO show. Oh,
• 1:08:22
  was it ever? So I walk in. And all I hear is,
• 1:08:33
  yeah, it does it. I swear on my life. I'm not
• 1:08:36
  just saying this to start trouble. I walk in
• 1:08:40
  and I hear, yeah. I don't think the War of the
• 1:08:44
  Roses with the Joe show on FLZ is real. And our
• 1:08:50
  longtime listeners of Hoppy Hour know I can't
• 1:08:53
  stand that show because they backstab me. And
• 1:08:56
  they're Nepo babies with enough talent to maybe
• 1:08:59
  do a morning show in Chattanooga, but certainly
• 1:09:01
  not Tampa. And they said, Ryan. Are those War
• 1:09:09
  of the Roses segments on the Joe show real? And
• 1:09:12
  I said, it is so weird that I walked in and this
• 1:09:14
  is what they're talking about. And my friend
• 1:09:16
  Nick, who's kind of spicy, was like, well, it
• 1:09:18
  is what we're talking about. So it's totally
• 1:09:21
  real. And they were like, because it seems like
• 1:09:24
  they pick up after one ring, which first of all,
• 1:09:26
  to the War of the Roses shows out there, Mojo,
• 1:09:32
  the Joe show, Elvis Duran. You know what your
• 1:09:37
  problem that it's not believable is? Is that
• 1:09:40
  when you call the cheater, it gets through after
• 1:09:43
  one ring. The overall consensus at the Kava Bar
• 1:09:48
  was who picks up their phone after one ring.
• 1:09:52
  So what you should maybe do to make it seem more
• 1:09:54
  believable, because there's a lot of topics about
• 1:09:57
  how it's fake and how you all share the same
• 1:09:59
  actors. And some of these actors have even gone
• 1:10:02
  on Mancow and Stern and Rover show. So it's a
• 1:10:05
  whole prep service of people that want to be
• 1:10:08
  actors. So that's why it seems half believable,
• 1:10:10
  but you need to have it where the person doesn't
• 1:10:12
  pick up. You know, that's, that's how you do
• 1:10:16
  it. It goes like this. Let me load up the funny
• 1:10:21
  music right here. Hey, it's a joke show. We're
• 1:10:28
  going to catch this cheater. They went to Park
• 1:10:31
  and Rec in St. Pete. And he just left and left
• 1:10:34
  her with the tab. Let's call him. Ring, ring,
• 1:10:39
  ring. Ring, ring, ring. Hey, producer Jed, is
• 1:10:43
  he picking up? No, dude. I wasn't even paying
• 1:10:47
  attention. I'm thinking of my more toy class.
• 1:10:51
  Ashley, did he pick up? No, I'm thinking about
• 1:10:54
  my celebrity trash and horoscopes. All right,
• 1:10:58
  boys. This is the Joe Show. Let's reset. Call
• 1:11:01
  us. 727 -579 -FLZ. Let's call again. Ring, ring.
• 1:11:08
  Ring, ring. Hello? Is this the cheater? Hi. Can
• 1:11:12
  I help you? That's how you got to do it. More
• 1:11:17
  believable. People are onto you. man yesterday
• 1:11:22
  i had the comedian's manager hit me up and i
• 1:11:24
  knew she was going to call me but she called
• 1:11:26
  me from the number my area code is 847 which
• 1:11:30
  is a chicago suburb number and usually it's spam
• 1:11:34
  when i get a call so luckily i picked up i almost
• 1:11:37
  didn't pick up for her i'm just saying so yeah
• 1:11:43
  now it's time for happy's inbox Oh yeah, my inbox
• 1:11:51
  blew up in the clown. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
• 1:11:55
  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Let's see what Eddie Volkman commented on my
• 1:12:02
  post. Oh yeah, I got a funny story about that
• 1:12:05
  as well. Yeah, my universe has just been crazy
• 1:12:08
  lately. So Eddie Volkman got let go by Connoisseur
• 1:12:12
  Media. Where is it? Give me a sec. Sorry, I know
• 1:12:16
  this is not a professional. Eddie Volkman goes,
• 1:12:20
  I appreciate your support, my brother. I got
• 1:12:23
  a letter from those guys you were thinking about
• 1:12:26
  working for, and they put you at the top based
• 1:12:29
  on my recommendation, which is cool. But he says,
• 1:12:31
  I guess the problem with new ownership is that
• 1:12:34
  it's a bunch of New York people, and they don't
• 1:12:36
  know much about the landscape of Chicago and
• 1:12:38
  some of the other markets they acquired. Mm -hmm.
• 1:12:44
  So a New York guy that doesn't know Chicago radio
• 1:12:47
  let a legend like Eddie Volkman go. What a dumb
• 1:12:50
  move. And then Tim also commented, without Eddie,
• 1:12:56
  it's just boring with music. And then also on
• 1:13:00
  Barry Melrose's death, someone said, dude, he
• 1:13:03
  knew his shit. Even if he didn't agree with him,
• 1:13:05
  he was awesome. It was no sugarcoating. But here
• 1:13:11
  is how. This is a real prank, not the stuff you
• 1:13:15
  hear on FLG. So whenever I talk about anybody,
• 1:13:22
  I send, I love when I mix words, send it up.
• 1:13:26
  No, I send a collab invite to whoever I'm talking
• 1:13:29
  about. So let me look at my Instagram. I sent
• 1:13:39
  a collab invite to Mount Dora police. Alex Earl.
• 1:13:49
  Meek Mill. Lil Durk. Braxton Berrios. Robert
• 1:13:54
  Pattinson. Chris Hansen. You get the point. So
• 1:13:57
  whoever I'm talking about, we're trying to get
• 1:13:59
  them to add a video of me making fun of them.
• 1:14:01
  Der Beige. So you know what happened? I made
• 1:14:06
  this video. Which you guys heard on a previous
• 1:14:11
  show, talking about them letting go of Eddie
• 1:14:14
  Volkman. And I sent a collab invite to Connoisseur
• 1:14:18
  Media's page. And you know what happened? They
• 1:14:24
  accepted it. Because I guess a bunch of DJs added
• 1:14:27
  a bunch of collabs. So you know now they're going
• 1:14:29
  to be getting a talking to. Like, yeah, watch
• 1:14:31
  the video before you send a collab. Especially
• 1:14:34
  after you let go of one of the greatest Chicago
• 1:14:35
  radio talents and just radio talents of all time
• 1:14:38
  in general, Eddie Volkman. And I was up there
• 1:14:42
  for probably at least six, seven hours. I checked
• 1:14:45
  today at 10 a .m. and I was gone. So there was
• 1:14:47
  that. Yeah, it's called karma. So now we've had
• 1:14:53
  all the fun in the club. We've had a good time.
• 1:14:56
  But we need to be serious. Now, I think I'm able
• 1:15:00
  to be serious. I can't really tell you. I can't
• 1:15:02
  promise anything. I try to be serious. But 25
• 1:15:08
  years ago, thousands of people lost their lives
• 1:15:12
  on 9 -11. And I truly think we have forgotten.
• 1:15:17
  I truly think we have absolutely moved on. We
• 1:15:23
  did not properly teach the kids because of the
• 1:15:25
  trigger warnings. Oh, it's so hard. Watch. Oh,
• 1:15:30
  it's so uncomfortable. How do you think we felt
• 1:15:34
  listening to it? I was on the playground. And
• 1:15:39
  when I tell people this, they go, oh, well, you
• 1:15:43
  were too. No, I was scared. That was when I learned
• 1:15:47
  what evil is. And I also cannot believe Charlie
• 1:15:52
  Kirk's been dead here. And that always made me
• 1:15:54
  mad when people were glad that he died and whatnot.
• 1:15:57
  Obviously, you know the story. I kind of smoked
• 1:16:00
  weed with him, but he declined the weed. But
• 1:16:03
  he like pretended to take a hit from the side
• 1:16:05
  of his mouth and whatnot. But I just think we
• 1:16:08
  have completely and utterly forgotten about 9
• 1:16:11
  -11. I think we did a dreadful job of bringing
• 1:16:13
  the fear to the next generation because we're
• 1:16:15
  afraid of trigger warnings. We're afraid of bothering
• 1:16:18
  them. So I suggest tonight. to any of the Gen
• 1:16:22
  Z that feels like they don't know much about
• 1:16:24
  9 -11. Because I'll be honest, I don't know a
• 1:16:26
  lot about Pearl Harbor. And that's like this
• 1:16:28
  generation's Pearl Harbor. Only when I was a
• 1:16:31
  kid, we weren't making Pearl Harbor jokes. So
• 1:16:36
  you know what I think we should do? I want to
• 1:16:39
  horrify you guys a little bit. Because I listened
• 1:16:41
  to this. I didn't know what 9 -11 looked like
• 1:16:43
  when it first came out. I didn't have over -the
• 1:16:46
  -air TV. That's how I got into radio. Roe and
• 1:16:48
  Gary on WLS 890. My mom picked me up early. We
• 1:16:53
  had the longest recess ever. And we used to have
• 1:16:56
  a recess that was only like 10 minutes long.
• 1:16:58
  And our teachers left us outside while they were
• 1:17:01
  running in and outside the building from what
• 1:17:02
  I kind of remember. I was on a lot of pills back
• 1:17:07
  then. So I'm trying to have a memory of it. But
• 1:17:10
  that's what I remember. A long recess. And we
• 1:17:12
  were like, this is kind of weird. And then they
• 1:17:14
  said something happened in New York City and
• 1:17:17
  our parents are going to be picked up. I saw
• 1:17:22
  pictures of it in the Chicago Tribune the next
• 1:17:25
  day in the Daily Herald newspaper. And my mom,
• 1:17:28
  who's always been kind of honest with me, was
• 1:17:30
  like, well, you know, I'm going to read you what
• 1:17:32
  they read to the sixth graders. And she told
• 1:17:34
  me. She didn't sugarcoat it. That was when I
• 1:17:37
  learned what evil was. And, yeah, I mean, Rick
• 1:17:44
  and Morty had that joke about, oh, they almost
• 1:17:46
  caused the World War. another twin tower getting
• 1:17:49
  hit where like rick dodged the thing and it was
• 1:17:52
  kind of funny but it's always off -putting when
• 1:17:54
  i hear like people like that are anti -americans
• 1:17:57
  say they want a 9 -11 cake people died that day
• 1:17:59
  you fucking idiot so in memory of kevin cosgrove
• 1:18:05
  he was calling 9 -11 from uh the top of the twin
• 1:18:12
  towers and this is how this went So we're going
• 1:18:16
  to go to break. And no, we're not going to play
• 1:18:17
  an upbeat song. We're going to play Late Night
• 1:18:19
  Drive handbook afterwards. And then we're going
• 1:18:21
  to come back and have all the fun and games.
• 1:18:24
  But I want to make sure that my audience in Fresno,
• 1:18:27
  that my Gen Z audience never forgets how awful
• 1:18:30
  this day was. So this man, this was his last
• 1:18:32
  phone call on this earth before the towers came
• 1:18:34
  down. Alright sir, what's the telephone number
• 1:18:47
  waiting for our F .C. to pick up? What's the
• 1:18:50
  telephone number you're calling? You can do A
• 1:18:51
  .C. You can do A .C. 4 -4 -1 -26 -23 4 -4 -1
• 1:18:57
  -26 -23 They're on 154 in the northwest corner,
• 1:19:03
  right? Right. At number 2, World Trade Center.
• 1:19:08
  Right. There's two of us in this office. We're
• 1:19:17
  not ready to die, but it's getting bad. I'm trying
• 1:19:20
  to let them know where you are. Oh, please hurry.
• 1:19:58
  I understand that sir. We're on the way. We're
• 1:20:18
  in the northwest corner. Yeah, no problem. You're
• 1:20:22
  an operator? Yeah. Come on, man. I'll tell you,
• 1:20:25
  we're not going to exist, guys. I know you're
• 1:20:28
  stupid because I'm seeing that. You've got lots
• 1:20:30
  of people up here. I know you've got a lot in
• 1:20:33
  the building. We're on the floor. We're in a
• 1:20:38
  window. I don't know. We have to go and breathe
• 1:20:42
  now. I can't see. Okay. Just try to hang it there.
• 1:20:48
  I'm going to save it. It's all happened. Okay,
• 1:21:01
  I'm still here. He's been trying to find a path.
• 1:21:04
  He's trying to get to you. We're going to see
• 1:21:06
  you later. Okay, try to calm down so you can
• 1:21:16
  conserve your oxygen first. Try to, try to...
• 1:21:19
  It's really dead. It's blocked. It's ironed.
• 1:21:32
  Does anybody else want to try it in here? We're
• 1:21:37
  young men. We're not ready to die. I understand.
• 1:21:46
  I don't know how you're going to get my ass down.
• 1:21:48
  I need oxygen. They're going to, they're going
• 1:21:53
  to, they have a lot of apparatus in them. It
• 1:21:55
  doesn't feel like it, lady. You get them in from
• 1:21:58
  all over. Get them in from Jersey. I don't give
• 1:22:01
  a shit how high I am. Okay, so you're going to
• 1:22:10
  have to pay. Mine's high school. I must have
• 1:22:12
  called about a dozen times already. I know. C
• 1:22:16
  -O -S -G -R -O -V -E. My wife thinks I'm alright.
• 1:22:21
  I called her and said I was leaving the building.
• 1:22:23
  I was flying around. Bang! Hello? Kelly! Doug
• 1:22:34
  Kelly. Doug Kelly is next to me. 105. Who's off
• 1:22:43
  this? That ass cat. Sean Astro's off -road car.
• 1:22:49
  That's what you think. That's the opposite. We're
• 1:22:51
  in John Astro's office. What's that? O -S -T.
• 1:22:55
  O -S -T. A -R -U. A -R -U. A -R -U. Right. That's
• 1:23:00
  the office we're in. There's three of us in here.
• 1:23:03
  O -S -T -A -R -U. O -S -T -A -R -U. Hello? Hello.
• 1:23:09
  We're looking at the financial center. Two dreamers,
• 1:23:14
  two broken windows. Oh, God! Oh! Close it. Other
• 1:28:01
  stations are tuned in too. Smoke talk, rhyme,
• 1:28:43
  hop it, radio Let the whole block walk Turn the
• 1:28:45
  pace slow, let the night get loose Hop these
• 1:28:47
  homies in the back, got the room on cruise Leaping
• 1:28:50
  through the static, got the beat on fire Every
• 1:28:52
  clip in the timeline, climbing up higher Roll
• 1:28:55
  it up, past that grin Grab your blonde, your
• 1:29:21
  blonde, your joint, your vape, your pen. Whatever
• 1:29:26
  the hell you have. Let's do this. Here's a little
• 1:29:35
  smacking across the microphone. Sounds like when
• 1:29:41
  you're about to smack it before you put it in
• 1:29:43
  the person. We go. Whatever. Someone told me
• 1:30:03
  recently my show is hard to impersonate. I would
• 1:30:05
  agree. Let me turn on this music here. It's very
• 1:30:13
  relaxing. This very anti -PPM friendly segment.
• 1:30:20
  Oh, yeah. you know how you know my cat's a psychopath
• 1:30:25
  because my cat is uh sleeping lana oh she's on
• 1:30:31
  she's still sleeping oh she's adorable i was
• 1:30:40
  thinking about i feel like at 20 40 when like
• 1:30:43
  i don't want to say everyone's dead but everyone's
• 1:30:45
  like 80. we're going to be talking about oh her
• 1:30:48
  eyes up and down It was just psychotic. She went
• 1:30:54
  back to bed. I would too. Like most women. Okay.
• 1:30:58
  Let me grab this joint here. Yeah. Alexa, you
• 1:31:05
  want a hit of this marijuana? That's not something
• 1:31:10
  I do. What's on your mind today? I don't really
• 1:31:13
  care, bitch. All right. Let's smoke this. Oh,
• 1:31:33
  yeah. One more time. Jesus Christ. I need some
• 1:31:46
  rain energy. You hear that? God, whatever. The
• 1:31:54
  PPM sensors for ratings will be going off. How
• 1:31:57
  do you need to be like exactly a three -minute
• 1:31:59
  segment? I mean, this was three minutes. I'm
• 1:32:04
  taking another hit just for a good moment. All
• 1:32:08
  right, no fucking around. We have so much to
• 1:32:11
  get into today. All right, how do we want to
• 1:32:13
  start this? Like I said, at any moment, we could
• 1:32:17
  go to a quick song, but I have not heard that
• 1:32:20
  from comedians, managers, so let's start here.
• 1:32:26
  Today on TMZ. Okay, Northwest. Oh, yeah. They
• 1:32:32
  are not allowing her to have a childhood. She
• 1:32:35
  is officially on tour. No. Wait till she's at
• 1:32:40
  least 17 to ruin her life. Jesus Christ. 13 years
• 1:32:50
  old. Man, you know, there's a lot of kids that
• 1:32:54
  are probably more talented than her that are
• 1:32:56
  mad. about that nepotism. And her parents showed
• 1:33:03
  up on opposite ends of the stadium. It was North's
• 1:33:06
  solo concert debut. She's the headliner. She
• 1:33:08
  is the headliner. Yes, let her have fun. She
• 1:33:11
  can have fun, but this is like nepo on steroids.
• 1:33:13
  Hell yeah! My brother brings it up. I mean, so
• 1:33:18
  what? You can say so what, but it is. Anybody
• 1:33:20
  who's against this is purely jealous. Her parents
• 1:33:22
  did this to her, and my parents didn't do it
• 1:33:24
  to her. Mm -hmm. Nikki Glaser is... God, I find
• 1:33:29
  yourself freaking hot. I would just freaking
• 1:33:31
  demolish that. Finally talking about the wedding
• 1:33:34
  of the year, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
• 1:33:36
  So she said she really wanted to be able to steal
• 1:33:39
  something. At one point... Steal your man! She
• 1:33:43
  was standing by the cake. There was only one
• 1:33:45
  cake topper left. Taylor had already been stolen.
• 1:33:48
  So Travis was left. She was like... So I reach
• 1:33:50
  up, I get it. I'm two seconds from putting it
• 1:33:52
  in my purse. And then I hear Tom Cruise be like,
• 1:33:54
  put me down! And I'm like, oh my gosh! Oh, that's
• 1:33:57
  hilarious. I would glaze all over her. Sure,
• 1:34:06
  she's never heard that. The jury in Lil Durk's
• 1:34:10
  murder trial has sent a judge and no deliberations.
• 1:34:14
  So there's that. There's a lot of Lil Durk stuff
• 1:34:17
  happening in the club. Dejan Love. The man accused
• 1:34:23
  of posing as a fake NFL player got arrested.
• 1:34:26
  He looks like such a loser. Any of the women
• 1:34:29
  that thought he was a football player, he does
• 1:34:30
  not. He doesn't have that mental toughness. You
• 1:34:34
  know what I mean? 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856
• 1:34:39
  -5 -5 -I -6 -7 -7 -3. Hmm. What do we have here?
• 1:34:45
  Hmm. here is uh sophie rain saying she doesn't
• 1:34:49
  want to have kids oh wait i don't see the appeal
• 1:34:52
  in having kids it's gonna sound so weird i don't
• 1:34:54
  see the appeal in having kids you you birth this
• 1:34:57
  thing out of you and now your body's like different
• 1:35:00
  for the rest yeah it's not as tight to your life
• 1:35:04
  most of the time they're probably gonna be a
• 1:35:06
  shithead anyways they're gonna oh yeah baby you
• 1:35:09
  tell your child be a little kid Annoying. Spitting
• 1:35:14
  up on. Yeah, Bill Maher, why are you talking
• 1:35:16
  about having kids when you don't have kids? Mm
• 1:35:20
  -hmm. Why are you shaming her for not having
• 1:35:23
  a kid when you did the same? Such a boomer thing
• 1:35:27
  to do. Like, ah. You're saying everything I said
• 1:35:31
  40 years ago. Yeah, it's like, I don't want to
• 1:35:33
  have to do that. Exactly. And more and more people
• 1:35:36
  feel that way. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bill Maher's got
• 1:35:40
  that creepy vibe around 22 -year -old women.
• 1:35:43
  I do not like Bill Maher. There's something about
• 1:35:48
  him that's very not funny. Trump promises $5
• 1:35:52
  ,000 divvy and every adult citizen that votes
• 1:35:56
  Republican if the Republicans win. Yeah, that
• 1:36:02
  doesn't seem illegal or anything. Seems like
• 1:36:05
  definition of illegal. But this just in. Our
• 1:36:10
  president is a criminal. So, I mean, it's not
• 1:36:12
  really a shock. What's going on here? Guys, when
• 1:36:18
  do you cut a woman off? Listen to my words on
• 1:36:20
  this. You know, I don't need to hear about the...
• 1:36:22
  Let's see if she knows the link in the bio. You
• 1:36:23
  need help breaking toxic patterns. My link is
• 1:36:25
  in the bio. My link is in the bio. No, I can't
• 1:36:30
  say shit. You know, when you break it off with
• 1:36:33
  a girl is when they start quiet. quitting on
• 1:36:37
  you i was like kind of hooking up with this girl
• 1:36:40
  i don't know last month and i have not heard
• 1:36:42
  from her and she didn't text me on my birthday
• 1:36:44
  which is fine my birthday this is another day
• 1:36:46
  of existence whatever i'm not being serious you
• 1:36:50
  may think i'm a cockhead on the show but i actually
• 1:36:54
  am decently humble it's not really but i have
• 1:36:57
  not heard from her and i pretty much cut her
• 1:36:59
  off okay bye you're gonna miss this penis Lack
• 1:37:05
  of initiation, I would never really view that
• 1:37:08
  as a red flag or as an indication. Yeah, that's
• 1:37:10
  the problem. There's one out there that can say
• 1:37:14
  that. Here is Kira Noir, who's a good porn star,
• 1:37:18
  talking about the pay gap in porn. I think that
• 1:37:21
  porn stars should be paid more than they are
• 1:37:23
  now. I don't know if more than their female counterparts,
• 1:37:26
  but I do think it's weird that for girls... It
• 1:37:28
  is weird how like... and porn the guy is like
• 1:37:32
  the wnba and the girl is like the freaking like
• 1:37:35
  nba we have like a sliding scale for our pay
• 1:37:39
  it's less for just a blowjob scene than a gang
• 1:37:43
  bang i can imagine the gang bangs up there in
• 1:37:46
  price like things like that where like the more
• 1:37:50
  you're doing in the scene the more you know the
• 1:37:52
  more guys that are demolishing you the better
• 1:37:56
  Here is Ryan Powell being asked their body count.
• 1:37:58
  She's a girl. Okay, wait. First of all, you asked
• 1:38:00
  them for their body count. Oh, wait, no. Ryan
• 1:38:01
  Powell's the guy. It's Mia Bailey and Alina Powell.
• 1:38:06
  Okay, wait. First of all, you asked them for
• 1:38:07
  their body count. Keep track of that. First of
• 1:38:10
  all. Girls have a list on their phone. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:13
  You know, they got an endless freaking Google
• 1:38:16
  Keeper, Google Docs of every guy and girl on
• 1:38:18
  Teddy Bear. Yeah, definitely. So you have a list
• 1:38:21
  on your phone of how many... He sounds like a
• 1:38:24
  millennial Danny Bonaduce. It's very strange.
• 1:38:26
  Yeah, locked. That's a jerk -made podcast. Classy.
• 1:38:30
  Here is AI Office. You know how I've been playing
• 1:38:33
  the office AI? Dwight. I mean, Seinfeld AI. Here's
• 1:38:37
  office AI. Dwight, I need a loan right now. Just
• 1:38:40
  $500. You know I can pay you back. Michael, I
• 1:38:44
  have suggested you stop using that substance
• 1:38:46
  on multiple occasions. Just once, Dwight. Please.
• 1:38:51
  There you go. It is time for side chick news.
• 1:38:59
  Turn it up. Turn it up. It's Hoppy out with Ryan
• 1:39:08
  Hoppy, baby. Side chick news. We talking message
• 1:39:14
  today. Mic check. Welcome to the circus. Ryan
• 1:39:19
  in the booth, cutting straight through the surface.
• 1:39:22
  Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,
• 1:39:24
  kid. You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 1:39:27
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 1:39:30
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 1:39:32
  dates. You can't tag the man but you tend to
• 1:39:48
  watch Who you trying to text? Got a ring on your
• 1:40:14
  hand Still shopping for the next P All teams
• 1:40:17
  stressing, trying to spin it for the press But
• 1:40:19
  the group chat memes got receipts on deck From
• 1:40:21
  the field goals missing to the model in the mist
• 1:40:24
  One post off life, next post side twist You a
• 1:40:27
  free spirit but the rent still split Funny how
• 1:40:30
  the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm just
• 1:40:33
  reading what the headlines say I'm the voice
• 1:40:35
  of the day To the truth You can hide from your
• 1:40:59
  man Can't hide from this fool Psychic news Breaking,
• 1:41:05
  breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking
• 1:41:08
  Breaking, breaking, breaking Another is complicated
• 1:41:10
  Situation Another we were on a break Expectation
• 1:41:14
  Explanation You gotta say we love you Oh yeah
• 1:41:17
  You just headline a fool Psychic Every fraud,
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  every fling, every late night move. We expose,
• 1:41:35
  we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is on the afternoon
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  cruise. Side chick news. Whole world tuned to
• 1:41:41
  the truth. You can't hide from your man, can't
• 1:41:43
  hide from this booze. Side chick news. All right,
• 1:41:48
  what do we have happening here? 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
• 1:41:53
  That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:41:59
  Here is part one of side chick news. Giselle
• 1:42:03
  Bundchen is sharing the ways her life has changed
• 1:42:05
  since welcoming her baby. Oh, I'm all stretched
• 1:42:08
  out now. She probably recovered from being stretched
• 1:42:11
  out and was all tired again. And then she lost
• 1:42:15
  it. In an interview with ID Magazine, published
• 1:42:17
  September 10th, the supermodel details how she
• 1:42:19
  adjusted her workout routine since welcoming
• 1:42:21
  her one -year -old with husband Joaquin Valente.
• 1:42:24
  She tells the outlet, I do weights three times
• 1:42:26
  a week. I do Pilates once or twice a week. I
• 1:42:29
  do some kegels. You ain't telling us about. Sydney
• 1:42:36
  Sweeney was naked in an ad. I'm sick of people
• 1:42:38
  saying that she was naked. Her back was naked.
• 1:42:45
  I didn't see her tits out. She's naked in euphoria.
• 1:42:49
  Okay. The better one's Chloe Cherry that actually
• 1:42:53
  did porn. She actually went out and made some
• 1:42:57
  of herself. There's an awakening happening in
• 1:43:02
  some of these women. And what's happening is
• 1:43:05
  they're going through relationship after relationship.
• 1:43:07
  They're landing alone. The awakening is not going
• 1:43:10
  to happen at 25. The awakening is going to maybe
• 1:43:14
  happen at 35. Maybe even 40. So that sucks. No
• 1:43:23
  one wants to hear that. Here's Bill Maher. The
• 1:43:28
  worst thing about 70 is you're dead sooner. Oh,
• 1:43:33
  yeah. This is Sophia Ainsley. I'm 22. I think
• 1:43:39
  I'm going to live forever because I'm Gen Z.
• 1:43:46
  Well, it's just true. I love your reaction. It's
• 1:43:49
  just the truth. I know, but it's just the truth.
• 1:43:51
  It's just the truth. It's just the truth. It's
• 1:43:54
  just the truth. It's just the truth. It's just
• 1:43:55
  the truth. It's just the truth. It's just the
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  truth. It's just the truth. It's just the truth.
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  It's just the truth. It's just the truth. It's
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  just the truth. It's just the truth. It's just
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  the truth. It's just the truth. It's just the
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  truth. It's just the truth. It's just the truth.
• 1:44:00
  It's just the truth. It's just the truth. It's
• 1:44:01
  just the truth. It's just the truth. It's just
• 1:44:02
  the truth. It's just the truth. It's just the
• 1:44:03
  truth. It's just the truth. It's just the truth.
• 1:44:03
  It's just the truth. It's just the sports media
• 1:44:07
  that begs for everyone to prove pretty much allowed
• 1:44:14
  Diana Rossini to be a bus down. They pretty much
• 1:44:17
  allowed Diana Rossini to go out there and do
• 1:44:23
  her thing. Or how did they ever? I just find
• 1:44:28
  it absolutely ridiculous that she pretty much
• 1:44:31
  got away with it. And Aaron Rodgers agrees. And
• 1:44:33
  also ESPN is really scared. Why? Because I can
• 1:44:37
  speak up and speak my mind. Yeah, you know, they're
• 1:44:40
  not really big fans of that. But a broken clock's
• 1:44:44
  right twice a day. That McAfee thing rattled
• 1:44:47
  their feathers because I didn't just say that
• 1:44:49
  on McAfee's show, who is honestly... Yeah, I
• 1:44:53
  like McAfee. I'm getting a little sick of him,
• 1:44:55
  but his air kissing of Aaron gets a little old.
• 1:45:01
  I love Pat, and he's done more for that network
• 1:45:03
  than any other... horrible show they have on
• 1:45:05
  there that they think is I think Stephen Smith
• 1:45:08
  does pretty good but you know Aaron Rodgers always
• 1:45:13
  has to you know insult people because he's a
• 1:45:16
  bitch they should pay those guys doing it but
• 1:45:19
  also and has a 25 % winning approval in the NFC
• 1:45:22
  championship and the only time he's won that
• 1:45:26
  game was against when Jake Cutler got hurt when
• 1:45:30
  you had any other quarterback that was better
• 1:45:31
  than you you could never beat them You're a gutless
• 1:45:34
  organization because they haven't said anything.
• 1:45:38
  They spend so much time on certain issues, but
• 1:45:41
  you won't talk one second about the Diana Rossini
• 1:45:44
  situation. What just happened? What are they
• 1:45:47
  going to say? They're protecting their own, which
• 1:45:50
  is why I did not make it in sports media. You
• 1:45:53
  have to kind of pick and choose what you're talking
• 1:45:55
  about. Let's see. The owner of the Niners is
• 1:45:59
  solicited. Prostitute for $140 in Ohio. That
• 1:46:04
  literally was the number one topic. When you
• 1:46:06
  click on ESPN .com, right? They won't rotate
• 1:46:08
  the eight stories or whatever they have, but
• 1:46:11
  they usually have like the one story that's featured.
• 1:46:12
  That was the featured story. So you bring in
• 1:46:15
  how many millions of eyes to that situation?
• 1:46:17
  The very good point. Like I said, a broken clock.
• 1:46:21
  Why do you want to throw Jed York on the bus?
• 1:46:23
  I don't know. Yeah, well, Jed York's a man. Pretty
• 1:46:29
  girls get away. would be in sludge but does that
• 1:46:34
  have the same effect as a reporter who's you
• 1:46:38
  know has intimate relations with a coach who
• 1:46:42
  has a vote for MVP has a vote yeah that's kind
• 1:46:45
  of a problem there for coach of the year the
• 1:46:47
  conflict of interest I don't know if she's on
• 1:46:50
  the hall of fame or not but There's voting stuff.
• 1:46:56
  There was the thing about Aaron Rodgers is a
• 1:46:58
  problem. Morgan Moses going from the Jets to
• 1:47:01
  New England that was posted a day early. How
• 1:47:03
  many other inside stuff was shared? Yeah, I have
• 1:47:06
  to agree there. There are a lot of insiders out
• 1:47:09
  there. Aaron Rodgers speaking the truth. Here's
• 1:47:14
  Oprah's girlfriend. Wait, no. Did I say that
• 1:47:16
  out loud? Here's Oprah's favorite carpet to lick.
• 1:47:20
  uh being uh wait i keep saying i'm talking about
• 1:47:23
  she likes nevermind uh here's gal king confronting
• 1:47:26
  nora o'donnell they have beef and she returned
• 1:47:29
  to cbs mornings oh they hate each other oh and
• 1:47:35
  then there's dark yes and uh burleson just cardi
• 1:47:41
  Oh, thank you, thank you. I feel like that Dolly
• 1:47:43
  Parton song, Nate, they go, here you come again.
• 1:47:46
  Here you're coming with Oprah. Looking better
• 1:47:50
  than a body has a right to, but here we go. That
• 1:47:53
  is very weird to say to a woman, because you're
• 1:47:55
  probably gay. Thank you. Alexa, does Gayle King
• 1:47:59
  have any kids? Killer Cakes is a horror -themed...
• 1:48:05
  That's my Chicago accent. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
• 1:48:08
  you misheard me because of my Chicago accent.
• 1:48:11
  I said, does Gayle King have any kids? Alexa,
• 1:48:17
  does Gayle King have any kids? Yes, Gayle King
• 1:48:24
  has two children, a daughter, Kirby Bumpus, and
• 1:48:27
  a son. All right, here you go. Alexa, stop. Well,
• 1:48:29
  we love Dolly Parton. Yes, we do. We love her.
• 1:48:32
  How are you feeling today? I'm feeling great.
• 1:48:34
  Thank you for having me back, you know. Can I
• 1:48:37
  have your carpet? I do it to Oprah. It's great
• 1:48:40
  to be here. Welcome back. Thank you. Shut up,
• 1:48:43
  Burleson. Excited. Thank you. And I'm thrilled
• 1:48:47
  about what is an exciting show ahead. Yes, yes,
• 1:48:49
  yes. And a big week ahead. Yes, yes, yes. Oprah,
• 1:48:52
  don't stop. Listen, we're going to make this
• 1:48:55
  next chapter our best chapter here on CBS. Shut
• 1:48:57
  up! You're an ass kisser. It's mornings, that's
• 1:49:00
  for sure. You're going to be a big part of that.
• 1:49:04
  Nora and I have history, so we are ready. Oh,
• 1:49:06
  yeah! Just had to make it about you, bitch! Got
• 1:49:14
  this, Nora. Thank you. We got this name. Oh,
• 1:49:16
  look at that! She made it weird. Oh, yeah, and
• 1:49:19
  they're showing them together in 2018 on the
• 1:49:21
  set. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. Kill kings and suffer
• 1:49:26
  a war con. Just like Oprah's carpet. Lil Durk's
• 1:49:31
  defense filed an emergency motion to reopen evidence.
• 1:49:36
  Yeah, they're trying anything out there. I like
• 1:49:40
  Lil Durk. I like old Lil Durk. I'm not new to
• 1:49:46
  Lil Durk. Not in this decade. No, no, no, no,
• 1:49:48
  no, no. I'm talking 2012 to 2017. That Lil Durk!
• 1:49:53
  Without fire. This current little Derek is terrible.
• 1:50:00
  Here's Sophie Rain saying she doesn't have security.
• 1:50:03
  You must have a security person. I don't. Well,
• 1:50:06
  get one. I know. Everyone is telling me I need
• 1:50:09
  to get one. Everyone's right. I don't know. I
• 1:50:13
  feel awful making someone risk their life for
• 1:50:15
  me. I just don't like that. Sophie Rain just
• 1:50:18
  seems like a nice lady. I don't believe she's
• 1:50:21
  a virgin, but I could say it'd be impossible.
• 1:50:25
  I feel like I need to because I definitely need
• 1:50:29
  security. Oh, you definitely need to. You're
• 1:50:30
  a girl. I went to Greece and I got cornered by
• 1:50:32
  these. It wasn't even scary. You need to do this
• 1:50:35
  yesterday. Yeah, I know. I needed to do this.
• 1:50:38
  You know what? Just don't get a stupid one. Yeah.
• 1:50:45
  Bill Maher made me laugh. Like, you know what
• 1:50:48
  you don't need? Some big guy. Yeah. A big muscle
• 1:50:52
  bound jerk who looks like he's wanting to fight.
• 1:50:56
  No, you need a regular looking, but you know,
• 1:50:59
  there are guys like this. Trust me. Oh yeah.
• 1:51:01
  They're not threatening looking. They do the
• 1:51:03
  job more with their mind. Okay. He's trying to
• 1:51:07
  bang her, isn't he? They can see trouble. They
• 1:51:10
  can just size up a room, size up people. She's
• 1:51:13
  like, what are you talking about, grandpa? What's
• 1:51:16
  going on here? Four signs that a girl is flirting
• 1:51:19
  with you. Number one is she cannot keep her hands
• 1:51:22
  out of her hair. When a girl is trying to flirt.
• 1:51:24
  Oh, yeah, that's freaking high. Like when they
• 1:51:25
  twist their hair. With a guy, she might continuously
• 1:51:29
  touch her hair as a sign of nerves or because
• 1:51:31
  she just wants to make sure that she looks good
• 1:51:33
  in front of you. Oh, that's so freaking hot.
• 1:51:36
  Hot, hot, hot. Number two, she baits you. you
• 1:51:45
  can pay me all you want but i prefer the mouth
• 1:51:47
  i mean by this is she will say things like oh
• 1:51:50
  i've been wanting to try that place or do you
• 1:51:52
  know any good sushi recommendations whatever
• 1:51:54
  that is your cue whenever i match with a guy
• 1:51:57
  uncuffed and i want him to like take me somewhere
• 1:51:59
  sex you actually need as a couple Because it's
• 1:52:05
  much lower than what men think and way higher
• 1:52:08
  than what looks. This washed up hag does these
• 1:52:10
  videos in the car. Here's Maddie Mae talking
• 1:52:14
  to Adam 22, realizing when she realized she was
• 1:52:17
  a natural whore. So once you get into porn, though,
• 1:52:20
  how did you like it? How did you take to it?
• 1:52:23
  I'm just like a natural whore. And porn started
• 1:52:28
  allowing me to like venture out into some of
• 1:52:32
  the kinks that I like that civilians may be like
• 1:52:37
  a little weary of, which was great. And then
• 1:52:40
  I learned anal. Oh yeah, we all did. Not me yet.
• 1:52:43
  I mean, I tried it, but I was never. And then
• 1:52:47
  that was amazing. Someone's proud, proud daughter.
• 1:52:54
  Oh, that's my daughter talking to Adam 22 about
• 1:52:57
  Aina. If you're a guy, I'm going to tell you
• 1:53:05
  the one compliment girls never forget. And if
• 1:53:08
  you're new here, hi. Jesus Christ, honey, you
• 1:53:10
  got to get a video editor. This music's way too
• 1:53:13
  loud. I'm Eden and I... I don't need it. I don't
• 1:53:16
  give a shit. No one cares about your link in
• 1:53:18
  the bio, bitch, okay? I don't get it. Here's
• 1:53:30
  George Mathis on Will Dirk. Supporter of Le Dirt.
• 1:53:35
  I'm a supporter of Le Dirt because I know him.
• 1:53:39
  Yeah. I mean, a sociopath can have a good side.
• 1:53:43
  And we've done positive things together. Yeah,
• 1:53:47
  the thing is, people say he turned his life around,
• 1:53:49
  but he got someone killed. To me, that's not
• 1:53:51
  turning your life around. Turning your life around!
• 1:53:53
  With Lil Bibby and Chief Keef getting out the
• 1:53:58
  game. The black people in the community. In Chicago,
• 1:54:02
  his group heroes. Just in March. No, no, no.
• 1:54:06
  June. June 17th. In Chicago. Chicago. Myself,
• 1:54:13
  along with his organization. There you go. Whatever.
• 1:54:18
  Makes you wonder what's in the closet. The skeleton's
• 1:54:21
  out of Dr. George Memphis, because we all know
• 1:54:26
  that his marriage isn't perfect. So obviously
• 1:54:28
  he's not really a man of moral. I mean, yeah,
• 1:54:31
  he was good on TV. Don't get me wrong. I am never
• 1:54:35
  going to hate on him. Here is Lil Durk's dad.
• 1:54:41
  This stuff make your stomach turn. This is this
• 1:54:43
  dude, Jam. The only body that helped me while
• 1:54:46
  I was in there was him. Yeah, you see him. Lil'
• 1:54:48
  Dirk helped him out when Lil' Dirk's dad was
• 1:54:52
  behind bars. He bought me clothes. Like father,
• 1:54:54
  like son. The only one that got out was him.
• 1:54:56
  The only one that looked out for me was him.
• 1:54:58
  And now you're going to sit up here and get on
• 1:55:00
  the stand and be lying on him. This stuff make
• 1:55:04
  your stomach turn. Yeah, I agree. Maybe don't
• 1:55:07
  put a hit on people and just kind of move on.
• 1:55:09
  And then Nick! That being a gangsta. The porn
• 1:55:18
  star Lulu Lovebottom died. Rest in peace, bro.
• 1:55:22
  Reggie took a good penis. Anna Nicole's daughter
• 1:55:25
  is emo with red hair and 20 years old. Chris
• 1:55:29
  Jenner's stalking suspect caught by security.
• 1:55:32
  Patrick Clancy's new wife, Lindsay Clancy's ex,
• 1:55:35
  seen at the grocery store. Poor woman. Malcolm
• 1:55:38
  Jamal Warner's widow and mom are fighting over
• 1:55:41
  his house. Oh, yeah! Women! Elon's first wife
• 1:55:48
  is really cashing in on talking about her ex
• 1:55:51
  -husband. And Elon's daughter, Vivian, hates
• 1:55:57
  Elon. She's just saying that because her dad
• 1:56:01
  uses it a lot. She's being the opposite of her
• 1:56:05
  dad. Like, my dad loved Seinfeld, so I hated
• 1:56:07
  it. Like, if her dad hated AI, Vivian would be
• 1:56:12
  like, I love it. Barry Melrose, who was a great
• 1:56:16
  ESPN NHL analyst, died at 70. The rapper Nori
• 1:56:23
  is being sued for sexual assault. There was an
• 1:56:26
  L .A. burglary of Quentin Tarantino's house.
• 1:56:29
  Dylan Dennis denies drug use. This MMA fighter,
• 1:56:33
  even though there was a picture of him snorting
• 1:56:35
  it. Brian McKnight's ex -wife said he can't ruin
• 1:56:38
  his image because he's ruined it already. Oh,
• 1:56:41
  yeah. Here is Henry Winkler. He actually we don't
• 1:56:51
  have the audio, but he said he has a problem
• 1:56:53
  with Tom Hanks. Yeah, Tom Hanks seems like kind
• 1:56:56
  of a twerp. 8 -5 -6. 49, Hoppy. Here is Whoopi
• 1:57:03
  Goldberg talking about Ted Cruz. Our guest later
• 1:57:06
  on in the show, Senator Ted Cruz. But, uh -uh.
• 1:57:10
  No, no, no, no. You know what? Let's look. This
• 1:57:16
  is a place where Barbara Walters made sure that
• 1:57:20
  anybody who wanted to come. But you talk about,
• 1:57:23
  oh, so Ted Cruz is probably like being nice to
• 1:57:26
  her behind the scenes. So we've heard that Ted
• 1:57:27
  Cruz can be nice. Because what I don't get is
• 1:57:30
  you've talked about everybody else badly. I'm
• 1:57:34
  going to have a good conversation. Well, I don't
• 1:57:37
  have a conversation. You know, she stank. Here's
• 1:57:41
  Leonard the Plug. on snapchat and they were trying
• 1:57:44
  to figure out what to do with the audience and
• 1:57:45
  so we were like creating content for snapchat
• 1:57:48
  specifically um so that was like back before
• 1:57:52
  only fans existed i love this tweet what is this
• 1:57:58
  constant trend on here to post videos that have
• 1:58:00
  nothing to do with the description That's why
• 1:58:03
  I said, here's one of the plug that says Linda,
• 1:58:06
  the plug reveals that Adam 22 and her broke up
• 1:58:08
  because she was, she caught him cheating with
• 1:58:10
  her best friend while she was out of town and
• 1:58:12
  she was putting him on child support. And then
• 1:58:14
  it's just about her talking about monetizing.
• 1:58:17
  Uh, Chloe Bailey went on the, um, the crew has
• 1:58:21
  a podcast, which is, uh, everybody from power,
• 1:58:23
  uh, book two and Chloe Bailey says what her red
• 1:58:27
  flag is. I can, a guy. If he's mean to the waiter
• 1:58:32
  or like people of service. Oh, yeah. You got
• 1:58:36
  to let the lady do that. Awesome. Let the lady
• 1:58:39
  do. What do you mean? Tariq's kind of a dash.
• 1:58:43
  Not be mean, but like if something's wrong with
• 1:58:46
  the food, you got to be like the lady. You can
• 1:58:48
  do that in a kind way, but some guys will just
• 1:58:50
  be like. Yeah, he just lost his chance to bang
• 1:58:53
  out Chloe, didn't he? I think that's impressive.
• 1:58:55
  I hate cockiness. Oh, yeah, she will not like
• 1:58:58
  Tariq then. Here's Quavo discussing the potential
• 1:59:01
  return of Migos. We're going to do it one more
• 1:59:04
  time. The Migos are back. For the people. How
• 1:59:07
  many albums is it in for Migos now? There's three.
• 1:59:09
  We did three, but... Probably... This is Quavo.
• 1:59:14
  I saw him at the circus in Tampa three years
• 1:59:16
  ago. He only did like five minutes. It was kind
• 1:59:20
  of a waste of time, so I'm going to give him
• 1:59:21
  even less time than he performed. because that
• 1:59:24
  clip goes for three minutes but that would have
• 1:59:26
  been the length of this concert and dj academics
• 1:59:29
  reacts the prosecutor's using a clip from his
• 1:59:31
  podcast with little derrick right here the little
• 1:59:34
  dirt what they still doing this play the little
• 1:59:37
  dirk and academics podcast what the fuck well
• 1:59:41
  you are a fit after the clip is played the overflow
• 1:59:46
  audience burst into laughter as the podcast clip
• 1:59:50
  is freeze frame prosecutor morse look at the
• 1:59:54
  podcaster eyes dj yo morse my nigga i'm testifying
• 1:59:59
  i swear to tell the truth the whole truth another
• 2:00:01
  mother's truth like listen swear me and put my
• 2:00:03
  shit in there listen do not try to use me against
• 2:00:06
  smirk that's my man's that's my man's i want
• 2:00:09
  to suck him up yeah i know we got him an influencer
• 2:00:15
  is dead after cosmetic surgery influencer olivia
• 2:00:18
  orez has tried Influencer Olivia Orez has tragically
• 2:00:22
  passed away. I don't know what it is with this
• 2:00:24
  trend where I open up a video and then it plays
• 2:00:26
  it twice, but there's nothing I can do about
• 2:00:28
  it. After an alleged cosmetic procedure went
• 2:00:30
  terribly wrong. Yay! She is 22, 27 actually,
• 2:00:34
  looking like she's 40. And now cops are investigating
• 2:00:36
  her death as an aggravated manslaughter. That's
• 2:00:40
  not good. That's not what we all want. And here's
• 2:00:46
  my favorite podcast with females, Chicks in the
• 2:00:48
  Office. I would bang that Rhea girl so frigging
• 2:00:54
  hard. And then there was this discussion. I have
• 2:00:59
  this feeling even with some of my single guy
• 2:01:01
  friends. Their friends are starting to settle
• 2:01:02
  down and they're getting the itch and they want
• 2:01:04
  this. Oh yeah, you know the itch. The other thing.
• 2:01:07
  But they'll only date. Yeah. Girls that are under
• 2:01:10
  like 25 years old. Yeah, because they're fun.
• 2:01:15
  And now I start. Yeah, but man, I bet you guys
• 2:01:20
  are banging all the guys. Mm -hmm. It's the passage
• 2:01:24
  of time. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Just being honest
• 2:01:29
  in the club. How am I ever? Sandra Bullock is
• 2:01:34
  reflecting on the cheating scandal with her ex
• 2:01:36
  -husband, Jesse James. Yeah, we all, I mean,
• 2:01:39
  even when he elected, there was a couple. It
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  was like, you know. You know what marriage kind
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  of reminds me of? And this has nothing to do
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  with the cheating. But it kind of reminded me
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  of Mike Kelton and his wife. Just kind of wishy
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  -washy rockers. The Oscar winner detailed the
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  fallout from her 2010 breakup with the West Coast
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  Choppers founder after he admitted to infidelity
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  during their four -year marriage. Describing
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  the chapter as a quote, really dark time in my
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  life. Yeah, no one really wants to get cheated
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  on. Going on here. It's obvious that Patrick
• 2:02:15
  was a man who stood by his wife. This is, uh,
• 2:02:21
  Lindsay Clancy's, uh, lawyer. Evan Reddington,
• 2:02:25
  the attorney representing Lindsay Clancy during
• 2:02:27
  her murder trial, is sticking up for her ex -husband,
• 2:02:30
  Patrick Clancy. That's nice of her! Take the
• 2:02:36
  kid's life, but hey! At least you stood up for
• 2:02:39
  him. Conspiracy theories regarding Patrick began
• 2:02:42
  swirling online throughout the trial. All right,
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  so there's all these conspiracy losers. Hey,
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  go clean your kid's diaper in the other room.
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  No! Happy Hot Topic! Nicholas Cage's Malibu mansion
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  is sinking. Oh, yeah, that ain't... I mean, I
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  feel like Nicholas Cage's whole life has just
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  been a sinkhole. $10 .5 million beachfront property
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  shows a massive hole where the driveway of the
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  home used to be. Whoa, that is not good. And
• 2:03:14
  the thing is, Alexa, wasn't it true that Nicolas
• 2:03:17
  Cage had to make a bunch of movies to pay off
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  a debt? Yep. Cage took a lot of low budget, straight
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  to video roles to knock out roughly $6 million
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  in debt after his real estate investments collapsed.
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  paying off a lot of debt. Happy Hot Topic! I've
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  always been so open about sharing the good, the
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  bad, the ugly with everyone. Kelly Osbourne making
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  her return to the red carpet. Days after admitting
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  with today's checklist. And of course, Summer
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• 2:04:27
  checklist, and of course, summer winding down,
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  fall less than two weeks away, now school back
• 2:04:32
  in session. So I'd say to have less screen time
• 2:04:35
  this fall and be more in the moment. It's like
• 2:04:37
  it's speaking to me. I can't play this, but there's
• 2:04:42
  a new Entourage commercial. But I had music in
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  the background. Oh, what's going on here? Let's
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  reset. And Apple's gearing up for a new era.
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  The company's set to hold its annual September
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  phone. I'm debating about getting in, man. I
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  want to live out my midlife crisis. Now, to the
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  TSA considering getting rid of one rule that
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• 2:05:10
  to bring a water bottle through security. Hell
• 2:05:12
  yeah, that'd be nice. I've seen people have to
• 2:05:15
  throw it out. All right, finally, Chris Rock,
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  the stand -up, has kept us laughing throughout
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  the years on TV. Of course, in films, there's
• 2:05:25
  one movie that he wants to keep making more of.
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  It's Madagascar. He plays the voice of Marty
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  And Chris has got a unique reason why he wants
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  rebooting everything, let's do Madagascar. I
• 2:05:40
  don't know who. It's so funny how much he sounds
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  like Cam Bertrand. It's very off -putting. Cassie
• 2:05:50
  Ventura makes a rare red carpet appearance with
• 2:05:52
  her husband, Alex Fine. Yeah, that had to be
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  kind of awkward. Everyone knows you got, like,
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• 2:06:00
  don't know anything. JoJo Siwa is giving insight
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  Hughes. Speaking on Dylan Sprouse's Wild Men
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  podcast, the Dance Mom alum says in an interview
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  published September 9th. I physically thought
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  your man went with a big cock. And before the
• 2:06:23
  nation marks the 25th anniversary of 9 -11, there
• 2:06:26
  are new reports outlining New York City's handling
• 2:06:28
  of information related to Ground Zero. The more
• 2:06:31
  than 170 ,000 page report of previously undisclosed
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  between city officials at that time. Yeah, I
• 2:06:41
  guess it was not bad, but it wasn't great. What's
• 2:06:45
  going on here? Next up, John Mulaney, the comedian
• 2:06:49
  getting smart about his next project, stepping
• 2:06:52
  into the shoes of this secret agent. So he's
• 2:06:54
  doing the Get Smart reboot. God, he's going to
• 2:06:56
  make it so John Mulaney. No, thank you. Guys,
• 2:07:00
  we got a long one for you today. Our pop star
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  world jennifer lawrence is officially on instagram
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  the hunger games actress making her debut on
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  the social media platform september 9th using
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  better off knowing that This morning, anticipation
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• 2:07:55
  is Charlie Hunnam. It's a five minute interview.
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  I don't feel like playing it, but pretty much
• 2:08:02
  he goes on to say that they're making a spinoff
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  of Sons of Anarchy. Can we just let that show
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  i wonder if her boyfriend got the uh balloon
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• 2:08:25
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  I'm not going to even give it a time of day.
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  look bad, you piece of shit. Prince Harry and
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  King Charles may be taking another small step
• 2:09:06
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• 2:09:08
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  further than a license and a smile Block cameras
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• 2:11:30
  no more spying No more loopholes, no more lying
• 2:11:32
  Block cameras suck Ha ha ha ha ha, be our...
• 2:11:37
  Turn it up! License plate scan, who gave you
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  the right To build a little scrapbook of somebody's
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  life Public safety doesn't mean private control
• 2:11:51
  A badge ain't a key to somebody's soul If your
• 2:11:53
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• 2:11:55
  make surveillance your wedding ring Use tools
• 2:11:57
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• 2:12:43
  abusing the badge. Imagine that. Black cameras
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  Hot Topic. What's going on here? Where his license
• 2:13:00
  plate readers remain in place across Jacksonville.
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  Oh yeah, they're not happy about it. People are
• 2:13:06
  covering them with plastic bags. They're going
• 2:13:08
  to soon have a camera that's going to like see
• 2:13:10
  where people are doing it. They're going to have
• 2:13:11
  one facing it. Then there's this right here.
• 2:13:15
  Well, flock cameras will be a thing. Is it in
• 2:13:17
  Charlotte? The past in the town of Catawba. The
• 2:13:20
  town decided not to extend their contract. Yeah,
• 2:13:23
  let's move in there. Yeah, where do they come
• 2:13:25
  from? I feel like we probably should have been
• 2:13:28
  voted on it. Here's Sandusky, Ohio. Flock cameras
• 2:13:31
  have received a lot of pushback in Northeast
• 2:13:34
  Ohio, including here. And worldwide. They are
• 2:13:36
  not surveillance cameras. They are behavior analysis
• 2:13:39
  tools disguised as cameras. Shut up, officer.
• 2:13:42
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• 2:13:51
  comes to making arrests here in Louisville, flat
• 2:13:53
  cameras have made a big impact. We've heard LNPD
• 2:13:56
  talk about how... All right, so even the Louisville
• 2:13:59
  police chief is doubling down on it. Mm -hmm.
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  Darnold? Sam Darnold's hip is intact and the
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  injury appears muscular, not a fracture. He's
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  expected to miss Seattle's Week 2 game against
• 2:20:36
  Arizona, with doctors still reviewing his MRI
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  man, he came in and beat those bitch ass Patriots.
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  And it was nice. Drake May sucks. He's mayonnaise.
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  He's lucky to have a good coach like that scumbag
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  of his coach, but he's still lucky to have him.
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  Because that boy cannot make a throw at all.
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  Three interceptions. Oh, but I thought Pat's
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  cackling morons. It's probably what an Epstein
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  party sounds like. There was no intimacy. It
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  was nothing. Aaron Rodgers doesn't have many
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  fond memories of his time with ex Danica Patrick.
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  I'm sure she says to say! During an appearance
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  on the Not Just Football podcast September 10th,
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  the NFL player, who is currently married to now
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  was a lack of intimacy between the two. She had
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  that I just kind of grew used to. All right,
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  Daniel. Marcus Wiley and his estranged wife are
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  facing off in court. Yeah, we all know he's a
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  piece of garbage either way. And Clay Matthews.
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  says he didn't have any work done to his face.
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  It was all for a betting company. So, yeah, we
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  definitely got bamboozled there. Yeah, it's a
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  little sketchy in the club how we're now promoting
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  betting within sports, especially on TV. If it
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  was just on the radio, that's one thing. It kind
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  of makes you wonder, is the NFL involved? Especially
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  when it says brought to you by PrizePix? Mm -hmm.
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  Here is Giants coach John Harbaugh going off
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  on a reporter. I can just say this right now.
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  I'm not going to tell you what package we have
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  in. I'm not going to tell you what plays we're
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  running. I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, that's
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  kind of dumb when I do that. Any of that. So
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  we can make it great and have a great press conference.
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  Or we can make it uncomfortable. Which he just
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  did. Aaron Rodgers said he buried a hatchet with
• 2:24:17
  his brother. And Aaron Rodgers discusses his
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  ex, Shailene. So, you know, true love. I mean,
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  I know you can be in an open relationship. But
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  there's just something about this story that
• 2:24:34
  we're about to play that's very strange. Here's
• 2:24:38
  that Clay Matthews commercial. This is a load.
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  Yep. Caesar Sportsbook has completely transformed
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  Just look at all these maxed improvements. He's
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• 2:25:57
  quiet in that room. Like, because her story is
• 2:26:01
  that I ruined her life and gave her. Yeah, you
• 2:26:05
  probably did. You don't seem like a good guy.
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  I don't look at Aaron Rodgers and go, oh, yeah,
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  because I left her. But the actuality is she
• 2:26:16
  told me that and then she took off the ring by
• 2:26:18
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• 2:26:20
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  we tried to, you know, get reunited and nothing
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  ever happened. Yeah, because she's an ex for
• 2:26:27
  a reason. You know, dating him would be the absolute
• 2:26:31
  freaking worst. And there wasn't even a relationship
• 2:26:34
  in 22 to break off. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers just
• 2:26:40
  seemed like he'd be absolutely in sufferable
• 2:26:42
  today. Just not fun at all. It's just not what
• 2:26:46
  you want. All right, let's do it. We have a limited
• 2:26:50
  time here, so I don't feel like playing the intro
• 2:26:52
  to Hoppy's Hoops. So let's just get to what's
• 2:26:54
  going on in Hoppy's Hoops, okay? Let's see here.
• 2:27:00
  Tyler Heroes. Oh, this is great. This is how,
• 2:27:03
  you know, a woman is using you for clout. This
• 2:27:08
  is how, you know, you had sex and knocked up
• 2:27:11
  a woman that doesn't really love you. Tyler Hero,
• 2:27:18
  who recently got traded to Milwaukee. Now, I
• 2:27:21
  know Milwaukee's not the greatest city ever,
• 2:27:23
  but she got, Tyler Hero got traded there and
• 2:27:28
  his baby mama Katya Elise Henry, who he has two
• 2:27:33
  kids with, reportedly split after his trade to
• 2:27:35
  Milwaukee because she doesn't want to move there.
• 2:27:38
  Listen! You're taking women back a hundred years.
• 2:27:42
  We all know that Milwaukee's not the most glamorous
• 2:27:45
  place. That's fine. But you're obviously not
• 2:27:50
  going because you don't want to, I don't know
• 2:27:53
  what the word is, lose the beaches. You never
• 2:27:56
  really cared about him. You're using him for
• 2:27:59
  clout. Because with Tyler Hero, you're just another
• 2:28:01
  hot -ass girl that's really expensive to take
• 2:28:04
  out to dinner in Miami being Cagliari's Henry.
• 2:28:08
  And this is why NBA players, you got to watch
• 2:28:11
  out who you knock up. Because when you knock
• 2:28:14
  up these cloud chasing women, this is how it
• 2:28:16
  ends. A true woman would go to Milwaukee. Oh,
• 2:28:23
  but I got to stay in Miami. Good luck with that,
• 2:28:27
  Tyler. Here's the Angela White saying she does
• 2:28:30
  not want to bang NBA players. I mean, they're
• 2:28:33
  my DMs, but they're too tall for me. Yeah. Oh,
• 2:28:36
  so what's like the height limit? I mean, it's
• 2:28:39
  just like, I need to know. I don't want to strain
• 2:28:42
  my neck, you know? We've seen enough on camera.
• 2:28:48
  What do we got here going on with Megan Thee
• 2:28:51
  Stallion? I can't plan. Let me get this other
• 2:28:56
  Megan Thee Stallion clip ahead. It didn't have
• 2:28:58
  her music because it's not because they can play
• 2:29:01
  the copyright and stuff. I cannot. Here we go.
• 2:29:06
  Megan Thee Stallion is opening up about her previous
• 2:29:08
  relationship with NBA star Klay Thompson. Oh
• 2:29:11
  yeah, she really thought she had somebody locked
• 2:29:14
  down after dating all these guys that have treated
• 2:29:18
  her badly. And then what happens? She dates someone
• 2:29:21
  that treated her badly. Claiming she tried to
• 2:29:27
  make pieces fit that didn't belong together.
• 2:29:28
  Yeah, she was trying to make him a husband when
• 2:29:31
  he's more into snow, buddy. So here's the scoop.
• 2:29:34
  Meg reflected on her relationship with Clay in
• 2:29:36
  an exclusive interview with InStyle. Oh yeah,
• 2:29:39
  so exclusive. Run to the presses. Run to your
• 2:29:43
  local newspaper stand. We all read magazines.
• 2:29:46
  Hey, she felt on the edge all the time. That
• 2:29:49
  might be a you thing. That might be some PTSD
• 2:29:52
  from, I don't know, what was it called? Oh yeah,
• 2:29:55
  when you got shot at. Megan explains, I think
• 2:29:59
  I just kept trying to make pieces fit that didn't
• 2:30:01
  belong. Yeah, I've been there trying to make
• 2:30:04
  a relationship work, and you just got to admit
• 2:30:06
  the fake. Trying to fit myself into someone else's
• 2:30:12
  life. Yeah, that's not what you want to do. She's
• 2:30:15
  one of those women that needs to stay single.
• 2:30:17
  I mean, she's not bad, but I'm just telling you,
• 2:30:20
  she's got work. Too much damage. I was losing
• 2:30:24
  myself a little bit. I am now in the space of
• 2:30:26
  finding me again. Yeah, whenever a woman says
• 2:30:29
  they're finding themselves, that means they regret
• 2:30:32
  their body count. They have nothing going on.
• 2:30:35
  So they're like, oh, Lord, what am I supposed
• 2:30:37
  to say? She says she shouldn't be disrespected
• 2:30:40
  by her partner because she's Megan the freaking
• 2:30:42
  stallion. That's the problem. It's your ego.
• 2:30:46
  You think your poop don't stink. When we know
• 2:30:50
  what those big dinners you make, your poop stinks
• 2:30:53
  the next morning. And in fact, her partner should
• 2:30:58
  be grateful to have her. All right. That's the
• 2:31:00
  problem. Is that additant? Yeah, you know. he
• 2:31:04
  had you and he didn't want you we don't have
• 2:31:06
  time for the radio news intro so i'm just gonna
• 2:31:08
  do this right here uh star and buck wild was
• 2:31:12
  one of the biggest hip -hop shock jock shows
• 2:31:14
  of the 2000s and buck wild died rest in peace
• 2:31:20
  i am in i okay never mind I've talked to Star
• 2:31:27
  before, but I got to keep it private. The Daily
• 2:31:30
  Wire is partnering with Clay Travis to expand
• 2:31:32
  sport and state while adding his radio show to
• 2:31:34
  its streaming lineup. The agreement extends the
• 2:31:36
  Daily Wire's footprint behind its traditional
• 2:31:38
  political and cultural programming, giving the
• 2:31:40
  company access to sports audiences through Travis.
• 2:31:42
  In addition, the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton
• 2:31:43
  show will stream on the Daily Wire's website
• 2:31:45
  and future collaborations and show appearances.
• 2:31:47
  All right, so everyone's about Clay Travis. I
• 2:31:50
  liked when he did sports. It was like a... parody
• 2:31:53
  of sports. Now he's a little too political. And
• 2:31:55
  Ryan Gorman's now out in Orlando. My man! Ryan
• 2:32:00
  Gorman's out in Jacksonville, WIOD in Miami,
• 2:32:04
  Tampa Bay, and Orlando. Hell yeah, buddy boy.
• 2:32:09
  Mm -hmm. I don't know if you like me at all because
• 2:32:12
  you're kind of friends with Aaron Jacobson, but
• 2:32:14
  I have respect for you. Unlike Aaron! Mm -hmm.
• 2:32:20
  Yeah. We making it spin. All right, let's do
• 2:32:59
  this right here. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Mm -hmm.
• 2:33:05
  What do we got right here? OJs! First year at
• 2:33:09
  five, a dangerous morning for law enforcement
• 2:33:12
  with two separate deputy -involved shootings.
• 2:33:15
  Yeah, Tampa Bay is losing their mind. Mm -hmm.
• 2:33:21
  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are four days from the
• 2:33:24
  first game of the season. And they signed Baker
• 2:33:26
  Mayfield to $170 million. I was surprised by
• 2:33:30
  that. Developing this morning, two deputies in
• 2:33:34
  Fernando County are in the hospital. There was
• 2:33:36
  a lot of shittings going on. We have to kind
• 2:33:38
  of fly through it. It's going to try to get everything
• 2:33:40
  covered, not to be under three hours. Fire officials
• 2:33:44
  say an e -bike charger sparked a fire inside
• 2:33:46
  of a home in Citrus County. Yeah, I feel like
• 2:33:48
  e -bikes are out of control. I feel like they're
• 2:33:50
  our own bomb. Here's some footage of people getting
• 2:33:56
  pulled over on Labor Day weekend. If you drove
• 2:33:58
  drunk that weekend, you're stupid. You should
• 2:34:01
  never drive drunk, especially not that weekend.
• 2:34:03
  A couple beers, at least have one or two shots.
• 2:34:06
  I at least had one or two shots. Yes, sir. I'll
• 2:34:09
  be honest with you. And he tries to walk and
• 2:34:12
  he falls down. Yeah. Just take the arrest. Don't
• 2:34:19
  even try to freaking, I don't know. And then
• 2:34:21
  there's this right here. Why is there no audio?
• 2:34:27
  Oh, it's just an aerial video of the Jackson
• 2:34:29
  house. It needs to be knocked down. Jesus Christ.
• 2:34:32
  It's the one in Ybor City. I think I've pissed
• 2:34:36
  outside of there before. What's going on here?
• 2:34:40
  Let me copy this. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Let me get
• 2:34:44
  this right here. Florida now suing Netflix, accusing
• 2:34:50
  that company of misleading parents about how
• 2:34:52
  it actually collects and uses their children's
• 2:34:54
  data. And I'm sure Florida totally doesn't have
• 2:34:57
  our data. Bring back Pornhub! Yeah, people in
• 2:34:59
  California are listening at Fresno. We can't
• 2:35:01
  go on Pornhub here. Take a look right here. The
• 2:35:05
  Florida Department of Transportation has once
• 2:35:07
  again covered what was the Rainbow Crosswalk.
• 2:35:10
  I don't know what the problem is with pride!
• 2:35:14
  and people hating on it. I think a lot of it
• 2:35:17
  is people in the closet that don't want to admit
• 2:35:20
  they're gay, and they see other gay people happy,
• 2:35:24
  and it bothers them. In St. Petersburg, and St.
• 2:35:28
  Pete Mayor Ken Welch is criticizing this move.
• 2:35:30
  Hell yeah! There's a lot to criticize Ken Welch
• 2:35:34
  about. Like and fly cameras. But I'm telling
• 2:35:38
  you right now. Good on you for defending the
• 2:35:41
  gay crosswalk. Yeah, FDOT first painted over
• 2:35:44
  the crosswalk and several other murals. It all
• 2:35:47
  happened last year. But recently, the colors
• 2:35:48
  have started showing through. Heaven forbid we
• 2:35:51
  have a little life. These conservatives just
• 2:35:54
  admit you want penis. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter
• 2:35:58
  Angelicia Bruton is in downtown St. Pete with
• 2:36:00
  what Mayor Welch had to say, as well as members
• 2:36:02
  of the community. St. Pete Mayor Ken Welch says
• 2:36:06
  that the move is a deliberate effort to erase
• 2:36:08
  a community that many people say is an important
• 2:36:11
  part of what makes St. Pete so special. And the
• 2:36:15
  people that are trying to erase it probably want
• 2:36:18
  that community in their mouth. About a year ago,
• 2:36:21
  FDOT painted over more than 50 murals across
• 2:36:24
  the Tampa Bay area, including this pride mural
• 2:36:26
  in St. Pete. Hell yeah, I loved it. It was so
• 2:36:30
  bright and pretty. FDOT says the decision came
• 2:36:34
  from Governor Ron DeSantis. Oh, yeah! He's totally
• 2:36:38
  not in the closet. Mm -hmm. Called the murals
• 2:36:40
  a distraction for drivers and a safety risk.
• 2:36:44
  Oh, yeah, totally. Even though there was really
• 2:36:46
  no car crashes on that street. Mm -hmm. Oh, my
• 2:36:50
  God! A gay caller! I'm gonna crash now! Shut
• 2:36:53
  up, bitch! Now, FDOT has repainted over the fading
• 2:36:57
  black covering, reinforcing the state's policy.
• 2:37:00
  Oh, yeah, there you go. If you are bothered by
• 2:37:02
  pride, it's okay. You can admit your game. I
• 2:37:06
  don't care because I'm happy with what I do behind
• 2:37:09
  closed doors. And if a guy wants to blow another
• 2:37:12
  guy behind closed doors, go at it. Just don't
• 2:37:15
  involve me, okay? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. From
• 2:37:37
  Arlington Heights, where the stories flow. Ryan
• 2:37:41
  Hobbs got the Mike Keys running the show. He
• 2:37:47
  calls it like it is, no sugar, no glaze. Serving
• 2:37:53
  up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Chicago News.
• 2:38:00
  Right now, we got to keep this going. I would
• 2:38:06
  love to listen to that song, but I'm sorry. What's
• 2:38:08
  going on here? Oh, the video got deleted. And
• 2:38:12
  then there's this. September signals the end
• 2:38:16
  of summer. Chicago's mayor says the summer of
• 2:38:19
  2026, there was a significant reduction of violence.
• 2:38:24
  Yeah, just because there might have been a slight
• 2:38:27
  reduction does not mean things are better. I'm
• 2:38:31
  sure this scumbag, this failure of a mayor is
• 2:38:34
  probably using some statistic that's not good.
• 2:38:38
  One that's like, you know, irrelevant. Because
• 2:38:41
  someone just got pushed off the train tracks.
• 2:38:44
  Everybody in the suburbs is afraid to go to the
• 2:38:47
  city. All but because the mayor protecting his
• 2:38:49
  own city says nothing happened. Shut up. It was
• 2:38:54
  his fourth summer as mayor of Chicago. And today,
• 2:38:57
  Mayor Brandon. Four too many summers. Johnson
• 2:39:00
  says the reduction in summer violent crime was
• 2:39:02
  historic in 2026. Tell the people that got shot
• 2:39:06
  and killed that. Last year. We had an incredible
• 2:39:12
  shift in terms of... And of course the media
• 2:39:15
  is going to kiss his ass. Because if you question
• 2:39:20
  him, he doesn't answer your questions in the
• 2:39:22
  press conference. So of course WGN, or actually
• 2:39:27
  ABC7, ABC7 is going to kiss his ass. Just our
• 2:39:31
  homicides, right? We had the fewest amount of
• 2:39:33
  homicides since 1965. Alexa, how many homicides
• 2:39:37
  did the city of Chicago have this summer? Chicago
• 2:39:42
  recorded 122 homicides this summer. June 1st
• 2:39:46
  to August 31st, 2026. The lowest since 1965.
• 2:39:52
  Damn. Is Mayor Johnson doing something good?
• 2:39:58
  I don't know, man. And I just feel like, Alexa,
• 2:40:02
  is this one of the better summers of no crime
• 2:40:04
  in Chicago? Yes. Summer 2026 is one of Chicago's
• 2:40:11
  safest on record with 122 homicides June, August.
• 2:40:15
  I don't know. I mean, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 2:40:19
  I'm just trying to think. It just doesn't seem
• 2:40:21
  like it. But maybe Brandon Johnson is doing something
• 2:40:25
  right. I'm not going to believe it. I'm not going
• 2:40:28
  to go with it. But you can. You can keep letting
• 2:40:33
  him lie to you. Even though it seems like he
• 2:40:35
  kind of did something. I don't know. We're going
• 2:40:37
  to move on. Slow with the words, but the thought
• 2:41:01
  still shines. Ryan Hoppy on the mic all day.
• 2:41:04
  Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play. Say what he
• 2:41:07
  mean, let the truth come through. If he hit the
• 2:41:10
  room, then he hit the room. He don't bite his
• 2:41:13
  tongue. No, he let it fly. If it's on his mind,
• 2:41:19
  you hear it live. Winston, sell him, dude. All
• 2:41:25
  right, now, let's get this going. All right.
• 2:41:29
  I'm running out of time. We all are. We're going
• 2:41:31
  to be dead soon. Mm -hmm. A man charged in a
• 2:41:34
  hit -and -run in Kernersville is now accused
• 2:41:36
  of child sex crimes. Oh, isn't that delightful?
• 2:41:39
  Mm -hmm. Burn in hell! I hate pedophiles. Mm
• 2:41:44
  -hmm. Today, a Greensboro man made his first
• 2:41:47
  appearance in court to answer to several charges.
• 2:41:50
  Loser! You're a failure! He is accused of attacking
• 2:41:55
  a woman in front of her young daughter at the
• 2:41:58
  Amtrak depot in downtown Greensboro. What a freaking
• 2:42:01
  terrible moment in time. Alright, I don't have
• 2:42:06
  time to play the Charlotte News, so Charlotte
• 2:42:08
  News! Here we go. It involves the abortion pill
• 2:42:12
  and whether or not some rules about it, some
• 2:42:15
  more rules about it need to be put into place.
• 2:42:17
  It's up in telemedicine. Federal judge panel
• 2:42:21
  is hearing arguments today about whether or not
• 2:42:24
  there should be more rules. That's great. Yeah.
• 2:42:28
  Even though all the conservatives are the ones
• 2:42:30
  that get secret abortions. Oh, yeah. Scary stuff
• 2:42:34
  we're talking about here. A .I. researcher has
• 2:42:36
  quit anthropic. due to the ethical concerns claiming
• 2:42:39
  that technology could kill countless of people.
• 2:42:41
  All right, well, I'm ready to die, so whatever.
• 2:42:44
  Not like suicidal, but like if it happened, I'd
• 2:42:46
  be like, whatever. Mooresville Mayor Chris Carney
• 2:42:49
  is set to retire at the end of the month. The
• 2:42:52
  decision was announced during last night's town
• 2:42:54
  meeting. Carney is accused. They played the wrong
• 2:42:58
  video. It was supposed to be man sentenced to
• 2:43:01
  10 years for shooting motorcyclists, but it's
• 2:43:02
  some mayor. That looks like Dave Aiken. If you
• 2:43:05
  listen to Two Guys Named Chris, you get the reference.
• 2:43:07
  Mm -hmm. They go way too fast, and they pull
• 2:43:12
  out into the roadway with... Oh, yeah! These
• 2:43:16
  A -bikers are out of control! ...outlooking at
• 2:43:19
  all. We got a 12 -year -old at 1 a .m. on one
• 2:43:23
  of these. We called his parents, and they're
• 2:43:24
  like, he's just on his... All right, so A -bikes
• 2:43:26
  are out of control. Mm -hmm. The kids think they're
• 2:43:30
  unstoppable because you got to think at that
• 2:43:32
  age, you think you're unstoppable. All right.
• 2:43:37
  It's time for Rochester News, which is one of
• 2:43:40
  my favorite intros because it kind of has a little
• 2:43:43
  bit of a psychedelic vibe, which I go for. He
• 2:44:02
  speaks his mind, happy hour in Right now. Mm
• 2:44:35
  -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, sure. Play! This is a sign
• 2:44:40
  my computer's getting tired. It's not playing
• 2:44:44
  anything. Even the computer's getting sick of
• 2:44:48
  me. Oh, jeez! A suspected drug dealer is connected
• 2:44:53
  to the body found along the Genesee River Trail
• 2:44:56
  last month. Yeah, there's a huge drug problem
• 2:45:00
  in Rochester. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah! New at 6, abandoned
• 2:45:04
  homes owned by the county are getting demolished.
• 2:45:08
  Oh, yeah! When we were going to a strip club
• 2:45:10
  in Rochester, when I worked for Rivers, we drove
• 2:45:14
  by this neighborhood. It was a creepy abandoned
• 2:45:17
  house. I'm happy. This house here, when it's
• 2:45:21
  gone, I'm having a party. Oh, yeah, man. Mm -hmm.
• 2:45:24
  But there's nothing else to do in Rochester.
• 2:45:26
  Oh, jeez! Neighbors in Rochester are fed up.
• 2:45:29
  They have been telling us that they've been dumping
• 2:45:31
  trash in their neighborhood. Take a look at some
• 2:45:33
  of the garbage. Oh, yeah, it looks totally trash.
• 2:45:36
  It's already a trashy city. It don't need that.
• 2:45:38
  It's left behind. There's tons of it. So there's
• 2:45:41
  trash. Mm -hmm. Rochester. 8 -5 -6. 49 -hop.
• 2:45:50
  It's 856 -494 -6773. Jacksonville News right
• 2:45:55
  here. Strange. Parents are raising concerns after
• 2:45:58
  we learned a Lone Star Elementary student escaped
• 2:46:01
  and attempted kidnapping last Friday. We've got
• 2:46:03
  new photos tonight shared with News for Jacks
• 2:46:05
  by a woman who says she's probably above the
• 2:46:08
  army, listener. She saw what happened. The Duval
• 2:46:11
  County School District says a person inside a
• 2:46:13
  blue van tried to lure the child into the car.
• 2:46:18
  I don't want to hear about it. It's disturbing.
• 2:46:20
  What's going on in Orlando right here? A man
• 2:46:23
  already convicted of indecent exposure is accused
• 2:46:26
  of doing it again, this time in a Target parking
• 2:46:28
  lot in some - I don't know if it's the nerves,
• 2:46:30
  but it feels like there's more pedophiles. No,
• 2:46:32
  county. It's a guy who pulled down his pants
• 2:46:34
  at Target. The line fault. Mm -hmm. What do we
• 2:46:38
  have here? Oh, yeah! A former Port Orange jiu
• 2:46:42
  -jitsu coach is accused of grooming and sexually
• 2:46:44
  abusing one of his underage students. Jesus Christ,
• 2:46:47
  it's like all over the place. Mm -hmm. Uh...
• 2:46:52
  We only have a few minutes left in the Fresno
• 2:46:53
  feed, so here's Fresno news. Former operations
• 2:46:57
  manager for the Fresno Arts Council, Suliana
• 2:46:59
  Caldwell, appeared back in federal court this
• 2:47:02
  morning in downtown Fresno. A judge now ordering
• 2:47:08
  her to pay nearly $1 .2 million in restitution
• 2:47:11
  to the city of Fresno. After an embezzlement.
• 2:47:14
  What a dumb bro. A Tulare County family will
• 2:47:19
  finally be able to lay their loved one to rest
• 2:47:22
  more than 80 years after he died in World War
• 2:47:24
  II. That's good. World War II means a lot to
• 2:47:27
  me. My grandpa was in it. He was a badass! Rosas
• 2:47:31
  explains. Supporters of Measure S say it'll help
• 2:47:34
  upkeep roads and enhance transportation. Yeah,
• 2:47:37
  and from what I've read online, Fresno needs
• 2:47:39
  all of that! A man suspected of stabbing a prosecutor
• 2:47:43
  outside the Fresno County Courthouse appeared
• 2:47:46
  in court once again today. The district attorney's
• 2:47:49
  office believes 42 -year -old Dustin Crawford
• 2:47:51
  specifically targeted the prosecutor for his
• 2:47:57
  role in a previous case. Action News reporter
• 2:48:00
  Vincent Camarillo joins us from the live desk.
• 2:48:03
  And there's going to be a headline that COVID
• 2:48:06
  is back. That's the news trying to do any clickbait.
• 2:48:09
  We are so over COVID. Yeah, it's real. I lost
• 2:48:13
  someone's, an ex of mine, ex hookup. Her mom
• 2:48:17
  died of the COVID vaccine. And then I had a friend
• 2:48:20
  that died of COVID because he didn't get the
• 2:48:21
  vaccine. So the whole thing sucks. All right,
• 2:48:26
  here we go. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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  If you've been listening in Fresno, I love you.
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
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  just so unfair life's buzzing but the laughter's
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  joy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
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  and God bless America. Doors closing.