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Ears Eaten - 0: Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson & Wicked's Website Mishap · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  it's all happening we're recording I did something I never thought I'd ever do I
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  watched a boxing match not just one I watched four M mhm mhm sure and for a
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  while I thought I enjoyed boxing until I saw a final
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  fight welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy which was the fight that I tuned in to watch but was just just sad and
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  that was Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul it was depressing I keep well because it was a
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  a man fighting an old man twice his age who could barely land a punch is that
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  why you were depressed yeah yes it was I mean he is you know he is a former champion and a
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  a Eater of years yes but like he's 58
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  years old and Drake PA show now in his prime and it was just depressing like
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  it's just an old man treding to stand in a
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  ring but the fights before were actually quite interesting so you you basically
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  tuned in you you popped on ESPN or whatever just watched some boxing before
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  the main event on Netflix mhm just the entire fire thing
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  start to finish and yeah no I S I threw it on I went okay and then didn't
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  realize it wasn't going to be there was fights before it I I just left it on and
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  I watched it and it was fun I find that I don't like the heavy
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  weights because I don't like just huge guys slowly wailing on each other the
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  the featherweights and the guys who can really do moves it's almost more like
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  martial arts and I I prefer that and I but I do prefer this over like WFC or
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  whatever it is MH cuz that sh just let's wrestle on the
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  ground it became that didn't it when the UFC first started I was so psyched
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  because it was built to me as uh we pit fighters of different
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  disciplines against each other to show which discipline is the best and I was
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  like what a [ __ ] great idea but the problem was like no matter how good you
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  are at Kung Fu a massive dude good at boxing is just going to knock your
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  [ __ ] lights out yes because it's very different things and
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  but yeah no um but the thing that really annoys me about this is that was a
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  professional fight so get I didn't realize that so when you told me it was
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  on I thought yeah I I do want to have a look at this and I popped it on I saw
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  the last 3 minutes of what I think was a 16-minute yes match right all total so
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  um and I didn't see anyone land a punch
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  in that no they were just he was just
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  just just struggling to stand I think but yeah Jake Paul gets to count that as
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  a professional win yeah I was kind of hoping that Jake
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  Paul would just be knocked out I think a lot of
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  people I don't like any of the polls if I'm being honest but then again I mean
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  we were never the target audience for the for the polls we were already a bit
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  too old by the time they came on the scene yeah but even like if the start of
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  match when Logan Jake Paul come to every 's booing him as well like no
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  one's I see I wish I'd seen from the start now that would have been funny
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  well it's even funny like is he a decent boxer I mean I didn't even know he was a
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  boxer to be complet thing he like I think he's won like nearly every
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  single one of his fights up until now they're all by knockout but it's very
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  strategic in who he's fighting he's not fighting the best he's fighting like an
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  X UFC fighters like people who aren't boxers and now just okay Mike Tyson who
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  it's a great name to beat but you're not beating Mike Tyson 20 years
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  ago that's a no lose situation though I reckon because if you fought Mike Tyson
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  and lost you could just say I [ __ ] fought Mike Tyson did you win no of
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  course not it was Mike [ __ ] Tyson right but if you win you can just say I
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  [ __ ] beat Mike Tyson except that you beat him when he was more than twice
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  your age I don't think it was a win I think it's a lose lose for him but I
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  don't think he cares cuz he he loves people talking about but lost he loses
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  to Mike Tyson a 60-year old man if he wins he beat up a 60y old man like true
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  true yeah it's all Optics isn't it but I mean not like he needs the money they
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  got a lot of money that those guys are [ __ ] rolling in cash so but I guess
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  don't know what they thing is too much money no I don't know what they do
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  either like but yeah like it used to be
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  pranks and stuff back the last time I paid any attention to them not funny
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  prank just no well no it was never funny even at the start of the boxing match
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  like they announced like Jake Paul comes out it's Jake and he Logan Paul's in the
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  car in the car with him they drive out in his fancy car and stuff and then he just walks
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  out yeah he's like I'm at work mate this is what I do for
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  work that's quite funny but yeah I I thought I was nearly for a second I
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  thought I was going to get into boxing until the end I I do that from time to
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  time too I remember I I got quite into it in the leadup of um God it's was
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  probably 10 years ago now but when um Manny Pacquiao was going to fight Floyd
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  Mayweather I was like okay I'm interested like the hype kind of got to
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  me and it it was kind of the the fun too of having to find a pub that was going
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  to screen it you know on that day so I could watch it and you know there was
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  something fun about it and then I kind of watched it and I was like what fights
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  leading up was it went for 12 rounds and ended up being a draw but I actually
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  found myself rooting for someone like it was right it was actually quite
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  interesting who either of the fighters were in that no no cannot remember
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  anymore and then I just
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  remember that's it I'm done with boxing now nearly near because when when it was
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  leading up to I was actually men you guys when I think I like boxing
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  now yeah it's definitely it's there a it's a it's a sport you can get hyped
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  into for sure and I always think boxing is one of those sports that's like a
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  gentleman's sport you know you you know the bowler hat wearing Mustachio men
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  used to go and watch Boxing you know so it's one of those sports that I always
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  think you know it fits into my mure of like gentleman sports that I don't mind
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  uh watching but um you know what the the the only thing I've really enjoyed
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  really enjoyed about but what was that launch title for the original Xbox no it
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  wasn't original Xbox it was Xbox 360 there was great boxing game is it was
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  best fight that still the best boxing game there's ever been like Fight Night
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  came along and was terrible anything else come along I don't know why they
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  can't capture Fight Night three ever again yeah that that was very fun that
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  was extremely fun there was a boxing game that just came out recently I
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  played it and it just it's not that fun just it's I don't know I don't know if
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  they've gone too real with it I thought five night 3 was the right mix between
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  arcade and not real yes y y but then I've played there was a Rocky one that
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  came out a couple years ago which was very arcadey the one that came out
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  recently just feels a bit too real it's I'd play a rocky game I mean anytime I
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  think I could be into boxing really I'm just into Rocky movies yeah you know
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  yeah well they are good movies or Creed movies which are also good CU they're
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  basic movies I watched the first one and it was excellent it was really good I've
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  heard good things about it I heard that of people saying like Sone should have
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  got like an Oscar for like Best Supporting in these movies like that was
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  yeah where it was but he's never going to get one cuz he's
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  Rocky he tried well he got an Oscar for did he the first Rocky well he had he
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  got a nom yeah I think he's I don't think he's ever won maybe he maybe he
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  won it for screen play you know what we can we can search as you sear we find that out
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  Stallone has Stallone won an Oscar he oh
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  no I'm wrong so he Best Supporting in
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  2016 oh okay so he he so he did get it
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  maybe he did get it huh okay well heed it he was excellent
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  yeah oh well disregard anything I've said
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  2016 did I tell you I watched I watched them the porno that he was in before he was
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  famous before famous the one that they renamed the Italian Stallion after Rocky
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  came out yeah yeah is he any good one of the most boring movies I've ever he's
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  all right in it to be honest I mean it's it's 70s porn so it's not like porn
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  today cuz it's weird cuz 70s porn there's it's actually a movie yeah it's
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  just a fil shot on film there's a story line I mean it's not a great story line
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  but evidently he like evidently he had to he had like hawked his dog or
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  something and then somebody offered him $200 like I'll do it and just used M
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  hisg um filmed it in a weekend basically
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  the this the premise is he's just a swinger and he has this big house and he
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  invites all his women to his house and he Roots some of them some of them root
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  each other and that's that's the film so does he have sex yeah he does but it's not
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  particularly explicit okay it's more soft it's just
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  very much softcore yeah okay just lots of butts
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  basically no one wants to see that well I don't think anyone wanted to
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  see it at the time either until they re-released it renamed it with an ais's name in it
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  yeah uh so we let people know Matt's not here if they haven't worked that out yet
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  oh yeah yeah I mean it's it's been it's been a twofer for the last couple of
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  months really it's just any any two of three possible hosts at this point point
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  we had every combination well I've only missed one
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  week out of it I'm doing well so how you feeling you feeling recharged no I'm
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  still at that stage where the Pain's coming back and I don't know to what
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  level it's going to stop at so it's always annoying part of
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  it the anticipation of pain is in some ways worse than pain cuz it's not like I
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  come out of hospital and I'm great it's no I come out of hospital and the second
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  I'm off the academy the pain instantly is
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  ring back up yeah you need mat Perry's doctors that's all you need they'll just
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  come to your house mate definitely get in tablet just give me
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  that I can be trusted mhm mhm and what are you drinking tonight
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  something delicious I'm drinking name name ler oh okay you got right into your your
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  Vietnamese yeah I get a case of these for 45 bucks they come with 16 cans to
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  500 mil yep and like scof for you want but there's one
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  there's one thing that good that came out of colonialization in the you know the Age
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  of Exploration is that southeast Asia where there were these you know German
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  Dutch you all these colonies they they set up breweries and
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  they to this day make really good beers yeah I think I just love all beer from
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  Asia it seems yep yeah like I hate snoy
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  with it yeah that's well that's why yeah they're not trying to be clever they're
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  just trying to use the old recipes in Vietnam like moving down the country
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  like all the beers they they weren't the same they all all had their local beers
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  they all tasted different they were all nice yeah yeah it's we all going to make
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  stuff fancy and PS and ipas and no just simple logger yeah that's right that's
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  right and Matt's not here to defend him so we we could just fly the flag for the
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  simpler lger the better I don't get fancy beer no no doesn't taste nice
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  they're all different you never know what you're getting yeah that's the
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  thing and I used to think I only sometimes liked beer and it turns out no
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  no no I always like beer I just need to know what it is that I'm about to have
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  and some of that you getting they so sweet and
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  yeah mind you I did have a peach Jin and tonic the other day which was quite nice
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  okay well you can mix it up with Jin I'm fine with that that needs yeah well I
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  mean normally I would just drink I mean not straight gin I still have but like
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  regular gin yeah uh although a listener did put me on to
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  um uh hot cross bun flavored gin have you have you had this
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  no I guess it's just cinnamon but it's I'm gu it's an Easter gin yeah it's an
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  Easter chin uh but it was quite delicious all right I might try some at
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  Easter then yeah yeah put that on your Easter list speaking of um of uh
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  Christian holidays uh what is it today Saturday 16th of November my tree is up
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  now why it's not December yet insisted I know I know it's up no you got to put
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  your foot down it's not till December like my Christmas I don't get a say at
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  my house anymore at numbered people started going they announc is going to
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  be like a like a team desk decorating thing my team went can we go in I've
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  gone yes but you're not doing anything until the 1st of December M and you're
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  taking it down before you all leave for the year cuz I'm sick of coming back to
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  work and me being the one to take it all down you guys never come back I don't
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  want to take C in it we didn't even put up ours this early
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  last year but it was still quite early and we were so over it that we took our
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  Christmas tree down on Christmas Day at about 11:00 like after the presents were
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  over this [ __ ] down yeah we're so over it what tends to happen at work is
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  people go out and they'll go out and then they don't come back for the first
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  couple of weeks and I I'm always straight away and I'm just no no this is
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  shit's coming down yeah cuz no one wants to I know at least three people who put
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  their decorations up the day after Halloween that's really too
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  early why cuz it's well the same thing like as soon as Christmas is over like
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  the first weekend of January you'll see Easter eggs stting to appear yeah yeah I
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  feel that's a relatively new thing too it used to be that you know a couple of
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  weeks before and and when when shops started doing it super early everyone
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  criticized they're like I don't know about this Christmas decorations people
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  always criticize but people it works cuz they keep doing it because people are
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  buying yeah same exactly people go I don't know how why scammers do their
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  thing because they make money it works oh yeah and honestly every time like
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  every time uh my mother-in-law gets a text or
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  something i' I've forced her to call me before she replies to anything now
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  because her instinct is just to reply she's like no it's my bank I've I've got
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  to text back and I'm like you don't your bank doesn't have a Gmail
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  okay your bank will never message you like that and say we're going to shut
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  you off if we don't do this that's not how Banks work right no exactly
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  especially when they saying they're from a different bank yeah yeah it's there's a lot of
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  gambles there but then again there's that U there was that old uh Twilight
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  Zone episode where a guy gets a telephone call and and the guy goes
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  don't hang up I'm I'm a I'm a you know what of a psychic and I'm going to give
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  you this week's lottery numbers just I'm not asking for anything
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  just just buy the lottery in this numbers and he and he does uses the
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  numbers and he wins and then the next week the guy just does it again and he
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  wins again and then the next and then a few down the track he's like okay now
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  it's time for you to do something for me now you know you give you split the
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  winnings for the next one with me and it turns out that he's it's just a fluke
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  but he's done this to thousands of people and it's just so happened that
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  this one guy one every time like every
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  every leaf on the tree yeah was just a success whereas the thousands of others
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  that that weren't so I reckon there's there's something in there's something in the
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  the scams where it must just it must just eventually I just annoyed when they
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  don't talk to me anymore when you engage them yes I used
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  to try I try and engage them as much as I can but a lot of them just hang up on
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  me now straight away yeah yeah they go like' got the thing where you you've
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  purchased a a iPhone on this oh that's nice so so where is that going to oh
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  somewhere is over here oh okay I may have done that and just
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  just yeah drag it on so what else been happening my friend
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  tried to scan one back once to see if that would work CU he was like oh I just
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  need I need this amount of money and then I can turn into this amount of
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  money and he was like no I've got a better idea you give me that amount of
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  money and I'll turn it into this amount of money and inste he's like no no no
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  no that W that never work that's crazy
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  yeah uh we do we do have a couple of follow-up articles this week that I
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  thought was was interesting um just going from the top we we did talk about Ray
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  Gun um strange hiop dancer yeah the the best the best break dancer Australia has
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  according to I don't there's different dancing championships and also the Olympic
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  stories I hear sometimes I hear like she was on the committee that picked
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  I've heard that story and I'm what look I'm not a break dancing afficionado by
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  any means um when someone's doing it and it looks good I'll go oh that looks like
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  Brank dancing and when they're doing something that doesn't look like it I'll
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  go that doesn't look like break dancing but it might be what the [ __ ] do I know
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  and that was kind of my response when she was in the Olympics I did watch
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  it I didn't and I'm happy that it's never going back to the Olympics cuz
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  that's the type of sport that I think should be at the Olympics yeah so not
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  only is it not in the Olympics it's not not in the Olympics forever but it's
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  definitely not in the next one they've they've announced that already yeah I
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  don't think it'll be back because it's just because something's athletic
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  doesn't mean it's a sport and I know that's a controversial stance but uh
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  that's that's one of those things that's upper interpretation as to what people
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  think so there's no some people might go that's amazing other people go no that's
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  crap and this one's better but it's just up to what people feel on the day
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  there's no about a lot of the that's what gymnastics get rid of
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  that mhm like I just want who could run faster jump higher that's all we need
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  swim fastest like the ones that we know they actually did something better than
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  other people not upper interet I agree
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  and I think um that's why I don't understand when people
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  get up about medal counts and which country ones and it's like no no no who
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  cares I just want to see who's the best in the world like who's the fastest
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  runner in the entire [ __ ] world that guy wow like that's interesting I don't
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  care if he's from Australia or not like I don't care if he's got a medal for us
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  I just okay awesome that don't quite understand about Olympics and then I
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  bring it back to boxing like Mike Tyson and Jake Paul couldn't enter the
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  Olympics in boxing because they're professional boxers and you can't be a
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  professional boxer and go into the Olympics so how does that work yeah I
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  didn't quite understand that when I first heard that and I still don't quite
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  know either cuz you've you and people people will turn down opportunities
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  because they want to keep their amateur status so that they can enter the
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  Olympics but it's sort of like but isn't it meant to be the best of the best or
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  wouldn't a professional person be yeah but then I guess I don't know maybe
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  would would that just be the same why do they care why do they care if it's the
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  same people on TV all the time like it's every four years it's not like you have
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  the same people doing it for like like you might be like
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  in people might have like good two Olympics maybe three it's very R go win
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  for four Olympics in a row or anything and it's not like like if you're the
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  best golfer on the PGA tour or whatever okay great we know you're the best but
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  like are you better than this [ __ ] Lithuanian guy who isn't in that League like you
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  know yeah yeah but also I don't
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  knows I I never used to I've started watching it I feel I mean most of it's
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  very boring but I feel there's there's something interesting
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  about this this Olympics was quite interesting there was a lot of stuff
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  there was you know like that like that too cool for school shooter and uh you
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  know the Paul vder that that would have won except that his di was too big that
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  that's well no I think he still won I just think he didn't break the world
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  record oh right right so like that's not that's a like it's still a win it's still still a
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  win like he did very well in the Olympic Village after
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  that mate they all do apparently have you heard the stories about this yeah
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  like like that's just well you got you got think you got these super athletic
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  beautiful people all in the same area they've been training so they haven't
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  been parying or anything up until this point the second that they're events
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  over I can drink now and yeah screw yeah
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  yeah there's uh I mean I was reading stories after this one there's one
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  particular I can't remember I think she's a swimmer or something she's
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  beautiful but she was like she didn't win the swimming she she [ __ ]
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  literally every male athlete in there you know that she worked the way down
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  the list of anyone she wanted to and now she's an only fans
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  model and you're subscribing no I'm too busy looking at
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  feet of uh what's her name ly Allen lyan is it ly Allen's feet that we I don't
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  know I don't pay attention to people's feet you just don't no
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  neither I do have some bad news for you I did some bad news um in the in the
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  leadup to the presidential election the result of which not being the bad news
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  that's neither here nor there we're in Australia hopefully won't affect us in
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  any way um but Chloe morett who I know is a is you know I know you're a fan of
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  hers she came out and she said that she was voting for CA because she will
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  represent LGBT people like her so sorry Luke but that's it's not going to work
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  out you got the wrong genitals mate cuz apart from that I was in With A
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  Chance well as far as we knew as far as we knew you at least had the right junk
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  so now you don't what's she up to lately I haven't seen her in anything in a long
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  time I think she literally owns her own production company now and and is a
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  producer on things of just occas behind the camera instead of front off yeah
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  yeah cuz she sort of evidently she's actually quite a Savvy Savvy
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  businesswoman in the in the film industry and is quite respected I mean to me she's just
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  um Hit Girl hit girl yeah exactly
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  um she was also God she was also in that movie that um Louis CK made just before
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  he got can about how deep down he's actually just a
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  bit of a pervert oh that wouldn't have aged well it did it didn't even get
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  released they pulled it they pulled
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  it I see why is it any good no it didn't
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  even get um I can see what he was doing he was basically
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  doing modern day Woody Allen where you kind of make fun of how you can't quite
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  get what you want you know like and uh you know there was some cringe so she
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  plays his daughter Chloe morett plays his daughter
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  um but then but he likes young girls and there's this bit where he tries to kiss
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  his daughter's friend and it's really awkward and and I I think it was trying
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  to be like you know at best you would have called it Brave oh was Brave was
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  very brave you know that he admitted that he's you know a bit of a pervert
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  I don't think that's a brave thing anymore but it certainly wasn't when
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  they like the same the same cycle that he uh
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  actual did you hear Sarah Silverman
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  talking about that recently no so she was on one of the talk shows I can't
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  remember it was and somebody brought up Louis CK and she's like you know I can't
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  go anywhere without getting asked about Louis CK now since his thing right um
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  and she's like look I'm just gonna say this I've been friends with Louis K
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  since I was like [ __ ] 15 or whatever yes I have seen him masturbate yes he
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  asked me to yes he used to ask me to all the time when I didn't want him to I
• 26:13
  just said No and when I could take it or leave it I was like sure go
• 26:24
  ahead fair enough mhm
• 26:30
  she said the first time he asked her she was like okay I've actually never seen a
• 26:33
  guy masturbate before do it off off you go off you go like yeah and she enjoyed
• 26:38
  it um and then he would just keep asking her to do it and sometimes she said no
• 26:43
  and he was like okay do you want to get a pizza instead like such a
• 26:50
  we I know I
• 26:56
  know I do want to just jump sort of straight to this cuz we're sort of on
• 26:59
  the trap with the only fans in that with the North Korean
• 27:02
  soldiers have you seen this no Russia imported a whole bunch of North Korean
• 27:09
  soldiers to help them fight Ukraine right M and it's the first time any of
• 27:15
  them have seen porn cuz you can't get believe that CU their internet there
• 27:20
  would is sock [ __ ] obsessed and of all the countries to be
• 27:26
  in too Russia we know there def no gay
• 27:31
  porn yeah that's true that's true oh except if it's for
• 27:37
  women yes I don't classify that as gay you know that's it doesn't count fine
• 27:43
  it's only two betes not yeah yeah that's right um but evidently they're not
• 27:49
  getting a lot of fighting done they're just they're just obsessively watching
• 27:53
  they're not stuck behind the firewall they've got their internet on their
• 27:56
  phones away they go yeah and they do not want to go back to North
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  Korea I'd love to go to North Korea yeah so hard to visit actually
• 28:08
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah to be clear yeah yeah but I'd also be quite worried
• 28:12
  that i' just accident do something wrong oh right so I I read this book by
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  this um South Korean filmmaker who got
• 28:24
  kidnapped by it was the like two two two dictators ago so the the Granddad of
• 28:30
  whoever it is now um and he basically said you're my favorite film director so
• 28:36
  you make films for me now and and kept him for like 30 years oh God and just
• 28:41
  forced him to make films and gave him a beautiful house and gave him a wife and
• 28:46
  you know just whatever you want like get everything you want you live but you're
• 28:50
  not allowed to leave like you cannot leave yeah and literally like kidnapped
• 28:55
  in the night like yeah you you had a family already right they're
• 29:00
  gone now they're not your family don't worry about that family
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  cuz bring the family with him at least yeah so at least he had an incentive to
• 29:09
  stay right yeah eventually do you want to know how he eventually escaped he eventually
• 29:16
  escaped by um making a film so good it got into I think Venice film festival or
• 29:22
  something and they let him go to it and he not going home well he was in a hotel
• 29:29
  and there was a huge amount of security that that went with him too but he
• 29:32
  somehow got somebody a message and said I'm I'm literally a prisoner please un
• 29:36
  kidnap me yeah oh no I'm just watching all the
• 29:42
  things pop up on the I'm just got the video playing in the background just
• 29:46
  watching I think it's it's good for
• 29:49
  them World healthy yeah yeah yeah see what else is out there maybe not go
• 29:55
  home yeah yeah theyd love to go to but then you hear the stories like someone
• 29:59
  who just like did something s silly like they took a thing from the hotel room
• 30:03
  and then yeah when they were sent home he had brain damage right
• 30:10
  right yeah you don't want that no cuz you can go a friend of mine went you can
• 30:15
  go it's actually quite easy to go yeah you're not wandering around by yourself
• 30:20
  or anything it's yeah no no you're with a group and evidently you're encouraged to
• 30:26
  bring either money or booze and cigarettes and stuff to offer
• 30:31
  bribes to various people who you encounter along the way okay um but
• 30:36
  that's not necessarily even all that uncommon in certain second and third
• 30:42
  world countries anyway do you know what I mean like certain people expect
• 30:47
  bribes you know I've even like when I was shooting in Manila we used to just
• 30:52
  CU all communities are gated communities in in manil and they've all got security
• 30:55
  guards they don't like you're coming and going but if you arrive with breakfast
• 30:59
  for them and say hey guy got you some some macers breakfast might be popping
• 31:03
  in and out today and they'd be like yeah no worries I'll remember you you know it
• 31:09
  is a bribe but it's also just being nice I wouldn't call it a bribe it's called
• 31:13
  it being nice like I just hey I for you while I was getting my breakfast you
• 31:17
  want this yeah yeah yeah exactly but they they appreciate the gesture and
• 31:22
  then they look the other way when you're doing stuff they would normally get
• 31:26
  heavy on there for still remember when I was in Vietnam and I went to hoi
• 31:32
  in uh his musam and I was drinking beer the entire time
• 31:38
  there so I'm walking up to go past the C I just finished my beer so I'm think
• 31:44
  that's fine like it's walk the street I throw when I get there yeah I got in
• 31:49
  trouble with the security guard like big time and I could explain it's empty like
• 31:53
  I'm not being disrespectful putting this in the bin and I near got arrested not
• 31:58
  like I brought beer I got to be drunk when I look at hoi
• 32:03
  man is his tomb I've I've been to Saigon but I didn't go to see the tomb but uh
• 32:09
  is his T I did go to see Lennon's tomb or was it Stalin's tomb Stalin's tomb in
• 32:16
  Moscow but evidently like the you can still see the body was H's one where you
• 32:22
  can actually literally see the body you can but only when they open it at
• 32:26
  certain times like it's you can't just go there any
• 32:30
  day open up when when I went to Stalin's grave they said oh it's shut today and I
• 32:36
  was like well how [ __ ] convenient you just say that every day cuz evidently he
• 32:41
  still looks you know fresh yeah but no it's yeah it's one of those things that
• 32:47
  they open it up for special events or something but not know I don't know
• 32:52
  special celebrations I don't know why we're talking about um
• 32:58
  Fallen dictators I was going to leave this to the Afterparty but um oh oh
• 33:05
  hello you want to say hello special guest yeah we do do you want to say hello to
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  Luke hello say hello Luke hello Luke
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  hello hi listeners say hi
• 33:21
  listeners we get chat with Uncle Luke
• 33:24
  why oh because we're recording a podcast and people love you being on
• 33:31
  the yeah special guest see pop up so we can see your
• 33:36
  face she's just looking at herself isn't she a spaceship what why isn't a
• 33:42
  spaceship cuz look's a spaceship kind of guy mhm it's an X-Wing space on his T-shirt
• 33:48
  as well mhm the old um different one X-Wing versus TIE fighter
• 33:54
  game x-wings within x-wings mhm up I'll come out after
• 33:59
  okay oh
• 34:05
  okay no you have cupcake you want a
• 34:12
  cupcake you want to special cupcake I mean she can sit right there if she's
• 34:15
  going to be quiet but sure she had more fun out with you and having a cupcake have a
• 34:24
  cupcake um listeners I usually try to tie up our
• 34:30
  recording with um nap time but she doesn't nap anymore so
• 34:33
  no no na anymore she's past that age should be
• 34:39
  dating oh Christ anyway so it's probably good that
• 34:46
  she's not here for this but I was going to leave this to the Afterparty but
• 34:48
  since we're talking about Faller dictators it's a good segue to bring it
• 34:51
  up now did you see this um this started up being like a pro antitrump thread right
• 34:58
  but did you see that the the Navy SEAL
• 35:01
  that killed Osama Bin Laden right is in the spotlight at the moment for telling
• 35:07
  a group of young boys um that he wants to make them his sex slaves yes and I
• 35:13
  I'm I'm I'm a bit concerned is was he just trying to be smart and not knowing
• 35:17
  what he was like there's a not knowing what it means so there's a whole thread
• 35:22
  here yeah so so how old are these boys I is one of them an influencer
• 35:28
  I I couldn't this guy's called Harry sisen and he's got the little blue tick
• 35:33
  next to his name they're 18 so they look about yeah okay so they look they look
• 35:38
  like late high school maybe they look like children you know yeah but they're
• 35:42
  very young boys twinks I think you'd call them they're you know pretty a
• 35:46
  bunch of pretty young boys and they all they're all in that one car and they're
• 35:50
  all smiling at the camera and saying we we just voted Y and then this guy whose
• 35:55
  name is Robert O'Neal Who is literally the Navy SEAL who shot and killed assama
• 36:00
  Bin Laden when they raided his compound he retweeted the photo and said you're
• 36:05
  not men you're boys if there was no social media you'd all be my
• 36:10
  concubines and everyone was like what and even so all the boys in this started
• 36:16
  replying going sorry do you want to [ __ ]
• 36:24
  me and and then just the next day he reposted this the guy reposted it the
• 36:30
  next day with saying for all the Communists who missed this and he
• 36:35
  reposted it sort of like Ping out like oh you you
• 36:40
  come out of the closet now like this is not and then the guy who's in it was
• 36:46
  like when he reposted he's like I I just to be clear you you've asked you've said
• 36:51
  that you want five young boys to be your sex slave like all do you just not know
• 36:58
  what that means and uh he he did
• 37:03
  eventually address that and say I know exactly what it means
• 37:09
  um I'm trying to find where is it something about God there's just so
• 37:14
  many comments by people saying do you know you're
• 37:20
  gay but um he eventually said cuz somebody said somebody said exactly what
• 37:25
  you suggested maybe you just don't know what the word conc means wrot back I
• 37:29
  know what it means um there's only two things that that boys like you are good
• 37:34
  for um being eaten or being [ __ ] or
• 37:38
  something like that and
• 37:42
  um it just sort of shows like
• 37:47
  because these these kids voted the way that he doesn't like yeah he thinks
• 37:54
  that people should just be able to take them as slaves and have sex with him
• 37:57
  instead of just
• 37:59
  going oh yeah yeah yeah um yeah I was
• 38:05
  watching um uh I was listening to some podcast the other day and and it was it's kind
• 38:12
  of people out AG or slightly even older than us talking and they were like
• 38:15
  talking about how people with different political affiliations don't date each
• 38:20
  other anymore and um uh I think it was Todd Galloway was saying he was like I
• 38:26
  couldn't even tell you who my first two wives voted for in any election like I
• 38:31
  just don't know we we had never discussed it like it just wasn't a thing
• 38:35
  you talked about you talked about other things with your wife like now people
• 38:39
  are like oh you're either this or that like it's gotten so extreme now I saw I
• 38:45
  saw on on Reddit I saw Yes a wife a iy was I think I thinket was husband wife
• 38:50
  but she kept like she served me with divorce papers when she found out when
• 38:53
  she found out I voted for Trump so yeah what yeah yeah I saw that too I I chose not
• 39:00
  to read the article because I knew it was just going to be annoying but I just
• 39:03
  sort of just because they voted for someone you don't like that means
• 39:09
  they're what yeah and actually it's funny
• 39:13
  because I mean I like my wife and I have voted
• 39:19
  differently in elections and neither of us give a [ __ ] cuz and and I'll be like
• 39:24
  oh you voted for them you're so naive she's like the naive one and that's the
• 39:29
  end of the conversation right you know what I mean it doesn't it doesn't matter
• 39:33
  but I dare say I dare say if I voted for Trump and I came home I just went yeah I
• 39:39
  voted for Trump she'd be like you better [ __ ] explain yourself you better have
• 39:43
  a good [ __ ] reason why that psychopath is more of an American thing
• 39:47
  that whole you don't date people cuz like when Matt went there he had to
• 39:51
  becoming citizen he had to say who he supports that's right yeah
• 39:57
  Che like who do you going to vote for when cuz it's different voting that
• 40:02
  comes up which is a weird thing to do it's yes cuz you also have to register
• 40:08
  your vote as well and I don't know whether you have to stick to it or what
• 40:12
  cuz they well if you have system is very weird yeah yeah but
• 40:17
  does it mean anything anyway Electoral College I don't know like isn't that all
• 40:20
  predetermined by the time it even gets to I I don't know I don't know and every
• 40:25
  time somebody tries to explain it to me I I understand even less no I've just
• 40:29
  given up that makes no sense you can get the most votes but
• 40:33
  lose okay but uh evidently it didn't matter for Trump this time because he
• 40:39
  won the popular vote and the Electoral College vote and he has the Senate and
• 40:43
  he has the Supreme Court and he can just do what he wants yeah so have you heard
• 40:48
  he's making jokes now about never stepping down are they
• 40:54
  jokes well I mean a certain Vladimir Putin was in the same situation many
• 41:00
  many years ago an elected an elected
• 41:04
  president cuz yeah like who follows Trump from the other
• 41:11
  side I've been seeing some awful stuff online not about Trump but about Trump
• 41:17
  supporters and I think I think Donald Trump's probably not a nice I probably
• 41:21
  wouldn't get along with him you know I wouldn't buy him a beer in a pub put it
• 41:24
  that way no but I think I'd get along with his supporters even less even less
• 41:29
  though the on you see some of the pictures of them out there and what they
• 41:33
  talk how they talk on Twitter and stuff like how can you think this is okay the
• 41:37
  [ __ ] they're putting on Twitter now is and I think it's just are you just a is
• 41:44
  I mean America is a big place there's a lot of people right but are so many of
• 41:47
  you just so angry all the time that Trump is giving you permission to just
• 41:54
  vent all your anger at certain and I'm not even going to say minority groups
• 41:58
  because Trump seems to just hate women as well and his supporters just also
• 42:02
  seem to just all hate women um [ __ ] but it's sort of a woman in America right
• 42:08
  now I feel pretty pretty pretty victimized but like when Trump when
• 42:13
  Trump lost and his supports went crazy
• 42:15
  and Cala lost and they going well that sucks but that's yeah you're now of
• 42:22
  President so we'll support you and there even though the supporters of Harris
• 42:27
  they're not they're upset but they're not going on prison or anything they're
• 42:31
  just this is what it is yeah for a terrible time I think I remember when
• 42:37
  Biden became president and he was like I don't want to just be president for
• 42:40
  people who voted Democrat I want to be everyone's president and I want to
• 42:44
  surprise you if you thought I wasn't going to be on your side like I'm on
• 42:48
  everyone's side like you know like yeah
• 42:51
  that's you yeah it's trying to reduce the Divide ver Trump is not we need to
• 42:57
  make it bigger everyone needs to to
• 43:01
  side yeah the only thing that I'm quite
• 43:05
  happy about is that Trump seems very isolationist for America and so I don't
• 43:12
  think he's going to try to rope Australia into doing anything oh no no
• 43:16
  like do you remember when when uh Bush was made president and he was like we're
• 43:21
  going to [ __ ] fight everyone and [ __ ] Australia Britain coming with us
• 43:24
  he's not going to war he's not he's got none of that intention he wants to close off
• 43:30
  America yeah yeah he wants to impose tariffs on any everything and somehow
• 43:36
  that's going to save people money which I don't think because everyone will be
• 43:41
  so annoyed that everything's gotten so expensive that they'll start just making stuff at
• 43:46
  home the reason why everyone outsources
• 43:51
  it because you don't have to pay people a living
• 43:55
  wage yeah out no exactly right and there's a vicious cycle to
• 44:01
  that too because cuz I remember thinking when I was in Southeast Asia and they
• 44:05
  everyone has live-in maids in their houses from from worse off countries right just
• 44:11
  filtering filtering back in um that you pay nothing you pay $700 a month to have
• 44:17
  a woman live in your house cook all your meals clean your house while you're at
• 44:21
  work clear the plates away and I've literally been at someone's house and
• 44:26
  like after you finish or like you know you just got to take your plate to the
• 44:29
  kitchen or whatever and the guy's gone no no no leave it that's why we have a
• 44:32
  maid I like [ __ ] hell man and it's stop you have a m because you're rich
• 44:37
  it's the maid getting paid nothing so
• 44:41
  yeah but but anytime I start to get up on my high horse and start saying you
• 44:46
  should have minimum wage on your Maids they start saying soon as you do that we
• 44:50
  don't have Maids anymore cuz we can't afford it and then their [ __ ] family
• 44:54
  starve so
• 44:58
  I don't have an answer for it you know I just go around acting like a
• 45:03
  commi and everyone points out why I'm why I'm wrong you're wrong put me in charge I'll
• 45:09
  fix it yeah I'm sure you'd come up with something yeah as I said there'll be a
• 45:14
  lot of deaths at the start but then things will get better yeah yeah yeah
• 45:20
  look I re we get rid of 6 and a half billion people yeah I think I mean it depends on
• 45:27
  the study you you look at but I do I do think the general consensus is there's
• 45:30
  just too many people think enough people to run open
• 45:35
  Disneyland for me and we'll be fine you you're sounding more and more
• 45:41
  North Korean every day now I know why you want to live
• 45:44
  there didn't I want to live there I'd like to visit oh we haven't been Crossing stuff
• 45:51
  off the list I'm going to have to go back and remember what we've been
• 45:53
  talking about and what we haven't been talking about it's okay we're doing well
• 45:57
  it's oh we mentioned Wicked but we didn't talk about the to talk about
• 46:01
  actual story yes I I love this so someone did not do their research when
• 46:07
  they were making the packages for the marketing dolls for the new Wicked movie
• 46:12
  yeah I mean I can understand why you
• 46:17
  would think when you were told you have to put the URL to the website on on
• 46:23
  everyy you'd be like yeah of course and I can understand why you would think it might be
• 46:28
  wicked. but yeah wicked.com no that's
• 46:32
  that's not anything to do with the movie but there there is one good thing it
• 46:36
  wasn't too bad cuz I did go and have a
• 46:39
  look at the website yeah okay
• 46:43
  and while it isar is adult it's yeah I've got a bookmarked while it is an
• 46:50
  adult website it is not like hardcore in your face right away it's it's still not
• 46:55
  appropriate for children and they should not click any further but the first page
• 46:59
  isn't super graphic got it it's not just yeah yeah a
• 47:04
  flashlight being penetrated and yeah yeah there's no
• 47:09
  penetration but I didn't click any further yeah no I'm I'm sure if you I'm
• 47:15
  sure if you delved there' definitely be things you didn't want kids to see yes
• 47:21
  um I think quite keen on having a look at this movie
• 47:25
  um you've seen the the play more than so
• 47:29
  you obviously liked it yeah and um I believe this is just essentially the the the Play
• 47:36
  filmed you know the songs are the same and everything so I'm I was going to
• 47:41
  rope you into seeing it when you were when you were down here but it just
• 47:44
  didn't quite work out no cuz went to the premiere of course and so I didn't I
• 47:49
  didn't get to see it you don't she gets to go see all the
• 47:53
  movies first and you don't get to see anything yeah yeah yeah she saw it with the
• 47:59
  cast something I asked her about something I think it was Gladiator 2 and
• 48:03
  and she was like I've seen a rough
• 48:09
  cut you know you know how it is [ __ ]
• 48:16
  ridiculous um but yeah some someone's getting fired over
• 48:21
  this yeah because this is a this is this is bad this is bad this is like
• 48:27
  sorry we accidentally showed porn to Children yes it's not good this is this
• 48:33
  is not good at all no and usually when you say someone's getting
• 48:37
  fired you you're hyp you know using hyperbole no one's actually going to get
• 48:41
  fired somebody might very well get fired over this yeah no there might be a few
• 48:46
  people and I guarantee you everyone saying not me no I I wasn't the one that
• 48:50
  said that was the said it was placeholder text but there would have
• 48:55
  been a lot of people there who went you signed off on this like that's how it
• 48:58
  works someone went this is okay to ship yeah yeah
• 49:05
  yes as a designer though deciding where the blame would
• 49:10
  actually come from would be tricky because the amount of times I get told I
• 49:17
  I've I've put placeholder text on I've I've had Lauren msum go print to print
• 49:23
  and and and and have thought and and then people go why is isn't the text on
• 49:27
  here I'm like no one sent me the text and no one sent like no one told me this
• 49:30
  was the I didn't no one gave me the right text and I didn't call this you
• 49:35
  know blah blah blah for print you know like at some point somebody was trying
• 49:40
  to cut quarters or rush or whatever and and and took the wrong version you know
• 49:45
  yeah blame me all you want but I'm not the guy responsible for but then also someone
• 49:51
  someone the designer they would have thrown it together and they would be
• 49:54
  going off what they were should be going off they were given like here's the
• 49:58
  website you put there and I copy and paste any text I don't even retype
• 50:03
  because I'm like if I make a mistake that's your mistake I'm not making my
• 50:07
  own mistakes on this he a I'm say like Wicked
• 50:12
  movie.com evidently yeah yeah we can move but yeah I think
• 50:18
  who yeah Whoever thought Wicked like that's you really think they got the
• 50:22
  website for Wicked yeah that's right yeah 2024 no one had used that one very
• 50:27
  common word yeah it does look dumb when you have to have movie I mean it is I
• 50:33
  always think that when when it's it's almost like having a
• 50:38
  Gmail account if your professional account if you have to have something
• 50:42
  dumb written in your url you just do these days cuz everything's been
• 50:47
  taken yeah yeah like if people want to use multiple
• 50:52
  nasm can't we've got it yes we didn't have it for a while
• 50:58
  though or did we no that's why we went with multiple nerdgasm is because
• 51:03
  we we originally just wanted nerdgasm and it was taken no I think nerdgasm is
• 51:08
  for sale Now isn't it or we have it now baby I don't know how it works Matt
• 51:15
  handles this and he's not
• 51:18
  here I just talk stuff happens around
• 51:23
  me just I'm I'm marking off what we've already Ed about and there just just
• 51:27
  just nothing that's going to be as exciting as the guy who shot Bing L and
• 51:30
  wanting to [ __ ] young boys I I can tell you what been playing
• 51:35
  but I know yeah and then the next he tripled down on it because the next day
• 51:39
  he reposted his own
• 51:42
  thing I know what this means
• 51:50
  yeah like it's not the big Flex you think it is to say you want the have sex with
• 51:57
  young boys mhm unless like I mean I'm no Navy
• 52:04
  SEAL right maybe it's like the rules are different like when you go to prison and
• 52:09
  it's like it's not gay it just means you're tougher than him if you're
• 52:12
  [ __ ] him instead of him [ __ ] you I've always I always thought it
• 52:19
  still sounded a bit gay yes what do I know that's why I'm planning not to go
• 52:24
  to jail because I don't want to be in jail yeah that's
• 52:29
  exactly right yeah yeah I um I watched
• 52:34
  this I think it was a Netflix doco and I can't remember what it was and this
• 52:37
  wasn't the main focus of it but there was just this dude in prison who just on
• 52:42
  his first day was like anyone can [ __ ] me and um ended up getting breast
• 52:48
  implants put on he's he's not trans or anything he was just like look I'll get
• 52:54
  I'll give you what you want and he just gets free Drive
• 52:57
  they give him presents and cigarettes and stuff and and he's everyone's
• 53:02
  favorite little [ __ ] but he's just like I know where I stand no one bashes me
• 53:08
  like I just say yes these yeah these decisions are why you do not want to be
• 53:14
  in prison safest thing to do is to just go
• 53:19
  find everyone [ __ ] me because at least that way I don't get
• 53:24
  bashed yes cuz he's getting [ __ ] no matter what bashed and [ __ ] yeah
• 53:29
  that's right yeah yeah it's not like oh they bashed me instead of [ __ ] me no
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  you're still getting [ __ ] yes um you have Cult of lamb on here
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  does it mean you have played it I have played it I didn't finish it and I'm not
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  I'm not no you will never finish it I will never finish this game I was um
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  it's not for me I mean the the combat is
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  mildly enjoyable going around just [ __ ] smashing
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  everyone far weaker than you and I guess
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  the the base building is slightly fun I
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  don't know it's fine I enjoyed it but I
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  don't get the huge booth and the people getting married there or anything I went
• 54:19
  it's an okay game but yeah yeah I like the design of it I love the art I like
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  all of that I about it as about well like you can sacrifice your followers to
• 54:30
  yeah keep the game going longer and they age as well so they will die so you
• 54:35
  going to keep getting new ones in and it's it's great it's just it's it gets a
• 54:40
  very sey for me but it got very syy incredibly quickly like I oh this is the
• 54:47
  game this is the whole game like I know there are like four bosses and then I
• 54:51
  guarantee you'll have to fight another one at the end I killed two and that's
• 54:55
  where I got to like that's yeah I I I killed one boss and I was like okay so
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  I've done that whole branch and now I've got these guys and my Cults going fine I
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  guess I don't know if I'd said it to easy but I mean it wasn't a difficult
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  game no well the whole idea about these
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  games is you go in you die you respawn
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  you just that's the whole idea is just yeah you just keep getting stronger and
• 55:21
  stronger and more you play yeah so it was fine I'm glad I paid less than $20
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  for it yeah uh if I paid more than that I might be annoyed that I paid for it
• 55:32
  that that's that's a good $20 game $20 and I've got it there if I ever
• 55:38
  want to go back to it and actually I played it for an afternoon and it was
• 55:42
  like I probably won't play this again and then the next day or or a couple of
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  days later I was like I want to play something just for 10 minutes and I'm
• 55:49
  like oh I can pop that that's a good game for that quick 10 20 minutes half
• 55:54
  an hour when I've got time you got on the switch didn't you
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  I did get on the switch Yeah cuz I knew that if I had to boot the Xbox up I
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  would never play it but if I could just pick up the switch and know you might go
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  back to it like if you just got that spare 20 minutes you want to play
• 56:08
  something that's very quick easy to put pick put up and put down I played
• 56:12
  something quite good this week though did you ever play firewatch I'm not new
• 56:17
  this is from 2016 it's really good though isn't it mhm so I bought it on PC
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  back in the day and never played it well I I put on and thought this is beautiful
• 56:27
  and I even had it as my background for a bit and then just never went back to it
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  and then I noticed it was on Game Pass and I was sick Monday Tuesday and I was
• 56:36
  like oh just I I'll play something and I didn't want to and I saw it was on Game
• 56:40
  Pass I'm like I just play it and it's a certainly it's a game you can finish in
• 56:43
  two days CU I for a couple hours one day couple hours the next day one of the
• 56:47
  first like real big walking simulators that really really took off cuz that's
• 56:54
  all it is you don't yeah do anything yeah no walk around and the story
• 56:59
  happens around you and you can't really change anything no you just you just
• 57:04
  there's a few you trigger things and there's a few dialogue options but they
• 57:07
  don't really change the story there's a few things you can do like throwing
• 57:11
  their stereo into the river and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah but yeah
• 57:15
  nothing but no it's just a really lovely game decide whether or not to steal
• 57:18
  their underwear um I did I know you did of course yeah I did I did feels never
• 57:25
  question if you did or not no you never
• 57:28
  know you never know when that no we
• 57:32
  know but um I also thought I'd gotten the wrong ending and I went online and
• 57:39
  everyone was like the [ __ ] that was a bleak ending I'm like oh no there's
• 57:43
  there's only one ending and that was it like you don't you don't get what you
• 57:48
  thought you probably will get no I'm try I'm trying not to give any spoilers for
• 57:53
  it but uh for a nearly 10 year old yeah yeah but you know there's a there's
• 57:59
  a there's a voice on the other end of the of the line and you think maybe
• 58:03
  you'll meet up with her and no she she goes before you go
• 58:08
  yep and she goes you should go back to your wife
• 58:13
  yes but no no am it took you so long to play it because yeah it was a really
• 58:18
  good game got R reviews at the time and what two hours to play it's not like a
• 58:24
  long game either yeah and like I did a fair bit of
• 58:28
  exploring it it would have it would have taken me longer less if I'd like focused
• 58:33
  and just done it but I but even like taking exporing it's not you know it's
• 58:38
  not like a 10 hour game or anything I got lost once or twice which added to the
• 58:45
  time for sure um there's one point where I just couldn't just couldn't find my way back
• 58:51
  to the right path and ended up just going in circles and getting a little
• 58:54
  bit frustrated um but if I'd been smarter about it you know then um yeah
• 58:59
  it would have taken me quite cuz there's not a there's not really a lot to
• 59:03
  explore in that game no and you can't really do anything in your
• 59:08
  exploration cuz you you've got to wait till the story tells you to yeah you
• 59:13
  know to prompt you to do things yeah the only thing exploration helps you is
• 59:18
  knowing how to get to places quickly when you're told to go to those places
• 59:24
  later oh there's scientist subplot and then there's a cultist is cultist in it
• 59:29
  or but it goes nowhere that's the of this game is that all the stuff you
• 59:34
  think because it's a mystery it's basically I got it was described to me
• 59:38
  as a as a cozy game I was looking for a cozy game and I got described to me as a
• 59:43
  cozy game and I guess it is just because you're you know you've taken a job as a
• 59:47
  park ranger and you just kind of wander around being a park ranger but then you
• 59:51
  discover all these kind of this slowburn mystery that ends up just really being
• 59:55
  in your ahead yes most for most for the most part yeah like there's nothing in
• 1:00:00
  the fair is really happening it's just you got at one point you're breaking
• 1:00:03
  into a compound and then you just realize oh no they're just they're just
• 1:00:06
  tracking the deer in the in the park yep yep nothing
• 1:00:12
  evil that's why I kep thinking like have I played this wrong or and I like no
• 1:00:17
  that's the point that's the game the writers of this game have made you yeah
• 1:00:22
  so yeah no I liked it very very much was very good look there's a game I do want
• 1:00:28
  to play soon but I still I need to wait for it to be a sensible price I need to
• 1:00:32
  be able to give time to it that's bers gate three I really want to play
• 1:00:36
  it but my God that would be a lot of
• 1:00:39
  time yeah I just I feel I just don't
• 1:00:45
  have the time like if if it was 10 years ago mhm I I would have played this
• 1:00:50
  already yeah I would have gotten this at launch cuz I still just love sometimes
• 1:00:55
  I'll be on Instagram and I'll see something and I'll see like a dice roll
• 1:00:58
  and it pop up and like I want to do that yeah yeah like even the Pope's got
• 1:01:04
  enough time to play it yeah so two copies of Boulders Gate 3 have been sold
• 1:01:10
  to Vatican City and you might think well I mean there thousands of people no only
• 1:01:14
  700 registered residents of Vatican City like you you have to be pretty much
• 1:01:19
  you're the clergy if you if you live there you know someone's playing it it
• 1:01:24
  but it's probably not the pope but someone's playing it into
• 1:01:29
  it why not the
• 1:01:32
  pope he's got just play it yeah
• 1:01:38
  yeah yeah I was trying to look at how they knew and I went but no because it's
• 1:01:43
  yeah you can see without copies were sold so yeah yeah and it's not like
• 1:01:48
  saying Australia there's literally less than a thousand people who live there
• 1:01:54
  mhm so they sold two copies two copies to a country of 700 people is actually
• 1:02:01
  quite a quite a good percentage of sales I reckon well that's something that
• 1:02:05
  always throws me off every now and again when people go like this game sold like
• 1:02:09
  500,000 or a million or 5 million that's good percentage of the world that's
• 1:02:16
  nothing yeah I've never quite understood those numbers sometimes yeah it's
• 1:02:22
  true yeah like GTA 5 GTA 5 sales my favorite
• 1:02:29
  is when they try to say like with they do it with movies a lot too they're like
• 1:02:33
  40 million Australians saw [ __ ] you know whatever movie and you're like well
• 1:02:37
  there's only 23 million people who live here so I think what you mean is this
• 1:02:42
  many tickets were bought but that doesn't mean that many Australians saw
• 1:02:45
  it okay so GTA 5 has sold over 200 million units
• 1:02:50
  worldwide now that's not even an eighth of the world and a lot of people would have
• 1:02:57
  brought this more than once yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's eight there's
• 1:03:02
  nearly eight billion people8 billion um so when they say GTA 5 that includes
• 1:03:08
  PlayStation PlayStation 3 PlayStation 4
• 1:03:11
  Xbox 360 Xbox One like PC like it's all of them and people have brought them
• 1:03:17
  I've brought it twice or three times yeah yeah so yeah I don't know I don't
• 1:03:23
  those numbers don't make sense to me sometimes like gu it's a lot I'm not
• 1:03:27
  denying it's a lot but compared to the number of people on the
• 1:03:32
  planet I just um I I just got my mind blown the other day when and I hate to
• 1:03:39
  bring this back to Trump but it was it was Trump who was saying it but how he
• 1:03:43
  was saying because every because he went on Joe Rogan and people are like why'd
• 1:03:47
  you go on Joe Rogan he's like because I could talk to 300 million people in one
• 1:03:52
  podcast I would have had to what going on all the Network news and still not
• 1:03:57
  got that number mhm and it's like really podcasts I mean not this podcast
• 1:04:03
  obviously but like but podcasts are the mainstream now well who watches the
• 1:04:09
  news yeah not me like every now and again I'll catch YouTube or something
• 1:04:14
  reason take me to like Fox News or something and I get very depressed and
• 1:04:18
  turn it off because it's just propaganda yeah yeah my neighbor went
• 1:04:24
  over to America to stay with with his family a couple of months ago and got
• 1:04:27
  into a huge fight cuz his parents just have Fox News on the whole time and he's
• 1:04:32
  like can we please just [ __ ] turn this off they're like it's our house
• 1:04:35
  he's like I know but but come on
• 1:04:40
  like was yes I watched it just like what what are you saying like this makes no
• 1:04:46
  sense and you're saying this is
• 1:04:51
  fact yeah it it's it's not news in the way I use the word news the way I grew
• 1:04:57
  up thinking about like I used to watch like National n news right that's that
• 1:05:03
  was our news that we used to watch cuz that's what my parents and grandparents
• 1:05:06
  watched right and there was no opinions it was just a guy telling you what
• 1:05:12
  happened but like even like even like our newspaper stuff like they are owned
• 1:05:17
  by different people and they are different leaning sides but sure if you
• 1:05:21
  read both of them they make but not completely different yeah correct yeah
• 1:05:27
  like it's not black and white is the if you read one to the other of the story
• 1:05:30
  you sort of get an idea yes this is what happened but in America it's like what
• 1:05:36
  yeah how did you get that from that and it's both sides I'm not saying it's like
• 1:05:41
  just fox or anything oh no no no CNN do it as well
• 1:05:45
  for sure oh CNN were basically crying into their hankies the day after the
• 1:05:51
  like the election anyway no more Trump no more Trump talking about him again in
• 1:05:56
  fact I've got another game I played this week but um you'll have to wait to the
• 1:06:00
  Afterparty and what's the after party uh it's a party we have after this no it's
• 1:06:05
  the the second half of the show we talk for sometimes 10 minutes sometimes an
• 1:06:09
  hour it's a gamble but it's a gamble that pays off over
• 1:06:12
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• 1:06:18
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• 1:06:24
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• 1:06:29
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• 1:06:34
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