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Episode 75 | Laptops | The Treehouse Podcast · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome finally for us inside the treehouse. It is Wednesday, February seventh,
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twenty twenty four, day three of five days in a row of the Treehouse,
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to be followed up with a sixth day the day after the Super Bowl
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Monday the twelfth, which we will attempt to go live. Still haven't figured
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that out just yet, because we were having enough trouble just getting on the
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air today at all, let alone trying to figure out a live broadcast for
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Monday via the internet. We're having cord issues in the treehouse, something that
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you wouldn't expect back in the day in the treehouses of old your because oh
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yeah, that's what I was trying to think of. In treehouses of your,
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cords were not a thing. It was more like a couple of coffee
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cans and some string and you go to one corner of the room and someone
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go to the other, and then you talk through the line and somehow it
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worked. In reality that didn't work. You just hurt each other because you
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were in the same room or anything like that. So we were damn near
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having to pick up that technology to see if it would travel twenty two hundred
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miles from where I am on Saint John to Dallas where Trey is, and
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to Addison where Raj is. So a three way canned string set up because
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my laptop was dying and my charging cord doesn't work anymore. Raj, on
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the other hand, couldn't even find his cord. You had everything else ready
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to do the show, and then can we can we cuss on this show?
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Can we can we make this an exception? I suppose I think I
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think the situation calls for it. I'll give you no idea. You have
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no idea. How fucking mad like I don't take breaks, I don't go.
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Can I just go somewhere? There's nowhere for me to go. I'm
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by myself in the apartment. Can I go somewhere for five minutes? My
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girlfriend decided. I went to the bathroom the other day, and this is
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how it happens, and this is what gets me so angry. I went
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to the bathroom and in that amount of time I came out and if you
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noticed the show before, there's nothing behind me. Ever, it's a different
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wall now. I'm facing here because I came out of the bathroom and the
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whole apartment had moved, and I was like, you did that in that
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amount of time, and it couldn't have been four minutes. Everything moved and
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we had Okay, that answers my question, which was how long were you
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in that bathroom to where your girlfriend could rearrange the entire apartment, And the
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answer for it it couldn't have been. It couldn't have been that long.
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Like I went in, I brushed my teeth, I did the my listine
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mouthwashed, which I believe in commercials. So I did that for the minute.
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I peede, I came out and we have a new setup. You
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can do listine for a whole minute. Yes, man, I don't think
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I've lasted more than ten seconds really with the nisceptic, because yeah, I
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can do the Yeah, the burn a whole minute. Yeah, that's it.
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Killing the germs is what in my head, that's what that is.
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So well, I think I just wait more than ten seconds, you're killing
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more than germs. I think the germs have given up in the first couple
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of seconds. Anything beyond ten, I think you're just scorching the insides of
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your head. Yes, when when the when the chemical burn stops, that's
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when I'm like, oh, okay, now it's working. Now and I
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come back out and we have a new setup. So now I'm facing this
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way and we have a new rug that was ordered by Amazon. We have
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a fake fucking palm tree for no reason. Uh, apartment Esthetic decorating one
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oh one have a fake tree in the corner? RAJ does it? Does
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it upset you or bother you? That clearly this had been a premeditated uh
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situation that obviously she had, you know, no redid the floor plan in
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her head, and you know it was just, you know, no discussion
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with you, just waited for you to go to the bathroom and then boom.
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Here's the thing. We had a discussion about this about three months ago,
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which I've forgotten. It was do you like I should have known better.
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She said, do you like the way the apartment is set up?
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And I was like, yes, let's let's leave it the fuck alone,
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and then gave the wrong answer apparently yeah. And then we kept going to
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this consignment store to find recliners. I'm like, where are we going to
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put them? We're gonna put recliners. Everything's already set up. And I
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should have known that she was planning, so I didn't know what what spot
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like like what, like, Hey, this is the bathroom break that we're
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I was waiting for. Uhh, this is the one where he goes to
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the bathroom and I just ruined the whole apartment. And it was real.
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I think. I think Trey's right. I think that's exactly what happened.
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So this was she probably was doing micro adjustments leading up to one of the
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big leading up to the big shift, or in your case, the big
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shift, because you go in there for you for for for a big movement
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and uh uh I just brush my teeth and p That's all I know.
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But she probably thought you were pooping, so shit. That's where she taught
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you had enough time. So what she did was she took she did micro
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adjustments of the furniture without you even noticing, over the span of three months.
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And then there was and then there was then there was d day and
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that was the day you went to the bathroom. M hm. And because
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of all those microadjustments she had done to the furniture in the apartment, she
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was able to rearrange everything in less than four minutes. So that way you
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walked out of the bathroom, you had a brand new apartment and might put
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down a rug. In my head, Roger's apartment looks like one of those
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weather Tech commercials. But all of a sudden, the guy goes away and
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then those eight guys you know, jump out and there you know, jacks
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and everything moving there. Yeah, so is that what you got? Did
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you get a weather Tech rug? Because I'd like one of those. Those
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are really good guys. It is. It looks like an actual like living
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room rug, but if you were to pick it up, it's like a
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T shirt. Like you can actually put it in the wash like that sounds
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pretty cool. You can roll it up and put it in a in just
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a regular washing machine. So is that where your laptop power cord was?
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Because in order for her to rearrange all the furniture and everything, she had
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to move your show set up. And when she moved your show set up,
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she misplaced your laptop power chord. And that was the problem we had
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today. Is you show you laptop and you couldn't You couldn't do to show
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show set up, ring light, mike, headphones, laptop, everything where
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it goes. And I was like, yeah, thank you soon when you
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adjusted the whole house, thank you so much. The chord that actually charges
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the laptop, which is the key component. Yes, it's the thing that
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makes everything go. Yeah, that couldn't be found. And so I text
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and I go, it can't fund She goes, it hasn't. And this
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is the thing that makes me so angry because well it hasn't disappeared. Okay,
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well I didn't. Well on your end, it has and I didn't
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move it. So you moved everything around. Where is my cord? And
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then we started finding solutions like trays, like I'll bring one to you.
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I'm like, that's gonna take half an hour here, half an hour back.
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I have a and that's fine. We were very happy to do that,
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and I was I had no problem volunteering tray for that specific job.
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And I was like, just give me, I have two of them.
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Let me just And I was walking. I was, I grabbed my keys
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to go to Walmart because we were talking about the Walmart on Marsh and Frankfurt.
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To just go get the cord. Whatever whatever it cost, doesn't matter.
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I'm walking away. And I look at the vacuum cleaner and I went,
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well, that's never had two plugs before. And attached to the vacuum
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cleaner is the power cord to the laptop. You got a special girl there,
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Raj. You gotta please back that statement up, because now we weren't
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a good thing that I have a special girl. You do I meant what
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I said, Yeah, she she attached it to the vacuum cleaner. Why,
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I couldn't tell you. But it makes sense. It makes sense on
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a on a on a certain level, because is it is, oh,
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it's a room. Uh no. I think at that point we'd have to
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use terminology that would go beyond special, you know, we would get canceled.
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Uh No. It was literally like you know how the put the cord
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around the back of the vacuum cleaner and I just saw another cord and I
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was like, that's not a that's not a thing. And that's when I
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was like found, I'll be on in five minutes. And here we are
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right now. It was legitimately I and she goes, where was it?
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I said, don't speak to me for the rest of the day. Attached
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to the vacuum finger and would you do me a favor? When will you
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add me onto your text? Like Dan don't want to talk to you either.
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We'll make it a group of things like you say, not only are
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you not allowed to talk to me for the rest of the day, but
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Dan and Trey also requested silence. I think it's only because all because she
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got a new rug. This is how weird things happen. She wanted a
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new rug, yes, right, Yes, and the fallout, the butterfly
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effect, this is a great example of it. Yes, she buys a
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new rug, and then you can't find a power cord for your laptop and
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therefore can't do your job. Yes, and it's the it's the second power
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cord I've had to buy because rugs. If you want to say it that
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way, because she wants to go, should we move the TV to this
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side of the bedroom? I'm like, okay, if if that, if
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that makes it better for you, And then chords are gone and I can't
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charge the phone, I can't charge the laptop. It's well, just imagine
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the fallout she would well imagine imagine what she would have to endure if you
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had not found that power cord, because I would have sicked all the Treehouse
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insiders, all the Treehouse listeners on her. I would have said, it
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is Raj's girlfriend's fault that we didn't have a show today because she wanted a
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new rug. Yes, but many of the Treehouse listeners have come out to
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shows and various other things and have met her, and they all love her
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as as I do. I'm just telling let me, let me tell you
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about the fickle, the fickle nature of our listeners. Oh, I thought
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you were telling them about the fickle nature of women. I was. I
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was right, especially because I don't know if you've noticed this ra Tray,
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I mean, Trey, I'm pretty sure has Raj. You're basically throwing your
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girlfriend underneath the bus or in this case, the rug because you because she
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hid your laptop cord. It's she attached it to the vacuum cleaner. I'm
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like, what the And here's why I asked again at the beginning, if
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we could cuss, what the fuck were you thinking? Like that doesn't look
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like anything that goes to a vacuum cleaner, And and that's just my brain.
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I'm like, I don't understand why we Why do we have a fake
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palm tree in our house? Right now? It's right there, we have
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a fake palm tree. Like, where are we? Where do you think
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we live? We're in Alison? What do you do I can tell you
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this much, Raj, I happen to live in a place with many,
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many palm trees. And when your girlfriend hears this episode and feels the bus
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running her over up and down her back, mm hmm, you're gonna have
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to leave, because so I was, I was gonna ask when I could
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move in with you. Guys. Well, there's not a whole lot of
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room. No, I can see behind you, there's plenty of room.
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No, those are our recliners, and then there's there's just two that's one
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for one for me and a tiny spot in the middle for bell of the
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dog. Right, and then what's in front of it is there is there
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a rug? I know we actually we have a rug for that, but
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we didn't put it down because we didn't want to lose any charging cords.
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And you want to move, you want to move to the Saint John.
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We'll go find a two bedroom. I'll join you. Oh my god,
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how Dan, are you even ready? Let's do it. Let's go.
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Oh, I don't I don't think there's episode. I'm out. So well,
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not only are you out and you'll be forced to relocate, but the
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irony is gonna be She's gonna beat you with that cord on the web.
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This is the new place. Come with the laptop. That'd be great,
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like because she's gonna she's gonna keep this, gonna show up with with a
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laptop without a power cord and a fake palm tree. Yeah, it's an
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interesting continuation, uh here on this show because this show has a has a
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two and four eight nineteen eighty. That sounds great, that sounds right
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to make good job, I think, uh, we have a solution on
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making sure that you keep a handle on your show equipment, Raj. Mm
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hm. So I'm going to send you in tray something that Tara had worked
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up during that first segment. So this way you can keep all of your
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show equipment together in one place. It's it's a bag and to make sure
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that everyone knows whose bag it is and what's in it. It says it
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says on the bag Raj's ship. See you right there. See that's that's
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no mistake will be made that that is that's your stuff in there. Everything
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was where it was. The whole show set up is exactly where it goes
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every time. It was this time the counch moved, the love seat moved,
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the coffee table moved, and she thought, this cord clearly goes to
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the vacuum cleaner I've used a thousand times and have never used this chord.
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Yeah. I can't help her there, I just yeah, I was worried
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about it though. I think Trey, you brought up the possibility of it
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being a like a like a rumba or an eye robot cordless vacuum. That
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would have been very, very scary if that was the case where she actually
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put the chord on the cordless vacuum type thing. Oh yeah, yeah,
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the cordless vacuum. I you know, they still have to charge. So
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that's why I was asking about that. Cool. Yeah, you know that's
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that's fair enough. Real quick, since this is a super stupid week inside
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the Treehouse, as we're leading up to Super Bowl fifty eight in Las Vegas,
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which is being held at Allegiant Stadium. Have you guys seen Allegiant Stadium?
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You've seen the exterior of that of that building. I have because I
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used to have a thousand times performed in Vegas. I saw it from when
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they demolished the buildings around it to when it was slowly building up. So
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I've seen the progression over the years of the entire stadium. So not only
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have you seen it in person, you've seen it, you've seen it being
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built the entire process. Yeah, did it ever? Did it ever?
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Did you ever come to the realization that Allegiant Stadium looks like a roomba.
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Yes? When I saw it, I was like that, that's a very
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and I thought it. I thought it was going to be like Rumba Stadium.
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I That's exactly what I thought, because all these images are being shown
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now leading up to the Super Bowl, and I didn't realize what that stadium
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looked like. And they showed a lovely photo of it or a video of
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it, and to me, Rumba or I Robot missed out on a hell
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of a branding opportunity. Yeah, you could be like, we're going to
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clean up the city and that could have been Yeah, that could have been
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the opening for that, the unveiling of that. But that I looked up
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tickets for the Super Bowl and nosebleeds five thousand. If you guys want to
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chip in, I don't mind. There is a suite that's available right now
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with a surf and turf buffet. We're twenty people. We can find seventeen
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more. Well, I mean, with all of us, another fifteen people
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to go two point four million dollars. Nobody no taking fun now hang on,
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I'm just wondering, is it possible that Raj's girlfriend has has hidden two
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point four million dollars somewhere in the apartment and now Raj has to find it.
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I'll check the vacuum cleaner. Well, if we continue down this path,
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Raj will be dead. And I don't want that because look, uh,
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deaths they have a tendency to come in threes, right, and Raj,
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I don't want you to be the third in the string of Carl Weathers
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and Toby Keith. Yes, uh, I wouldn't. The only difference is
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like I wouldn't make TMC they did so, but you would certainly make our
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news segment if if you were murdered by your girlfriend with a laptop cord or
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just the vacuum cleaner just beat me to death with that. That makes more
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sense for everything that you've told us about your girlfriend today, it would seem
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possible, if not likely, that if she was to kill you, she
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would strangle you with your laptop cord, right, and then she would try
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to clean up the evidence using the vacuum clean what's that I said, she'd
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wrap the body in the T shirt rug. Yes, No, she's she's
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uh, she's absolutely wonderful and I enjoy living here very much, which is
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which is a good thing, because you need to say that because otherwise this
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bag that Tara already has pre made for you might end up being your uh,
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your your your moving luggage. It's like it's like the hobo bag on
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the stick, uh, says Raja's ship. Yeah, my prayer is to
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you, sir. Well, she's in Austin right now, and I have
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time to She's got she's got a chord that'll reach don't worry from Austin.
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Oh yeah, So I mentioned obviously Carl Weather's Toby Keith, two big names
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that have died, and because of that, I keep refreshing my newsfeeds thinking
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Okay, who's the third person that's inevitably going to come? But then I
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started thinking about it's like, man, this one might just be a powerful
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enough duo that you don't get a third because those are two big names,
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and I have to admit I was pretty surprised by the Toby Keith thing,
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even though I should not have been, because I think it was sometime in
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twenty twenty two that he announced that or his family did or whatever. There
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was a an announcement made that he had contracted or have that he had stomach
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cancer. I don't think you contracts stomach cancer. That's a that's a that's
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an amazing prostitute. Yeah, I don't. I don't know if that's something
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that like it's because you got it from a dirty bathroom or you know,
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I don't. I hope more Indian people are listening to this show. If
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only hovered instead of sit down, he'd still be with us today. What's
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the proper word for what is it? Just? You get cancer? That
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that doesn't sound that's correct. But that sounds like it's that sounds like,
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look, I get birthday presents and that's good. I don't want to get
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cancer. That's not good. That's a bad thing. You contract aids,
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you contract gun rha like, you don't contract stomach cancer unless that's the most
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amazing stuff. That's again, like I said, that's the most amazing processute
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ever. It's like I'm sorry, maybe this call is awkward. Have you
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gone to the doctor. You might want to get chet for what? Maybe
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I need a medical expert on here or something, just because it doesn't it
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doesn't sound right, like I understand when people say I have cancer, that
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makes sense, but but they're it's like, well, how did you get
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it? Most people don't know because a lot of questions still remain about why
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certain people get cancers and certain cancers and some don't. We don't really know
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those answers. I can tell you those answers. It's just genetic mutations.
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There's cancer cells in your body like always, there's leukocytes in your body always,
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and so when they decide to go, oh today, we're having a
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bad day. So again we can't if that is the case. So what
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you're saying is is that cancer lives inside all of us and it's just a
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matter of which one is going to get woken up due to circumstance or life
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choice on our part. Right that figured out? Okay, Yes, then
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it really does not make sense to say that you got cancer because from what
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you're saying, you had it already. You just woke up, so someone
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your cells just started mutating, Yeah, you don't. Contracting means like you
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got it from an outside source. It's like you wake up next you wait,
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just drunken vegas one. Then you wake up the next morning like,
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ah, who's this chick? This bitch doesn't have cancer? Well, look,
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I use an inordinate amount of det for bug spray, and I'm pretty
29:41
sure I'm going to have a cancer related death because of that dangerous level of
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deat that I put on my body. And at that point, I feel
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like it would make sense for me to say I contracted it from the deep.
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But as you're staring out the window, when when the cant when you
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contract the cancer. I just hope that scorpion's like I told you, bitch,
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you try to kill me, I got you. Yeah, that scorpion
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that that I thought I got rid of, And I just because I never
30:15
actually saw it dead. It's just been waiting for me outside the house where
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I left it. And even the scorpion, even the scorpion knew that revenge
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is a dish best served. But I will, uh, I can promise
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you. As long as I live, I don't care what kind of dementia
30:37
or Alzheimer's I get contracting cancer. Uh, we'll never leave my break.
30:44
That was so just the funny. A better word, give me a better
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word than get cancer if you already had it inside you to say, because
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when you get candid it sounds like it's something that, like I said,
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you get birthday presents, you get you hopefully get an I R Rest refund,
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you get a job, but you also get cancer. See that doesn't
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one of these is not like the others in getting cancer. It doesn't fit.
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Yeah, I mean, I just haven't heard it said it's contracted.
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That's just as an Indian kid that was pre med. I just want to
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say thank you so much for that. I'm gonna laugh about that all day
31:26
long. You're welcome, all right. I'm gonna do something out to try
31:33
to completely cleanse my brain and anyone else's ears for my stupidity. Usually the
31:37
stupid in the treehouse is based on someone else's words or actions, but today
31:42
it's basically me. So I'd like to cleanse that. That's good though,
31:48
because I have apparently contracted stupid and I don't want any of you to catch
31:53
it. Don't bang down, you better not use a toilet's see it after
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me? Because I'm gonna get you stupid. Well, stupid's gotta pick a
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hole and get it get into you one way or another. Look around at
32:21
it's kind of empty in here. I believe I'll just set up shop.
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All right. Since it's Wednesday and I'm trying to uh uh force some alliteration
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onto the show, and we're doing five days a week, I figure on
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Wednesday we can do our new game that we've done once ever, and that
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is wrong answers only. Yeah. I don't have music pre selected for this,
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but someday I might. Yeah, so wrong, wrong answers only,
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Wrong answers only, as exactly as as it sounds. I'm going to give
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you, Raj Entrey, a couple of scenarios and or headlines in which you
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have to give the wrong answers only. Do you understand? Yes? Yeah?
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Good? All right, good, We're all set. So we will
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start with the first one, Raj, we will uh uh, we will
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start with you on this one. Okay, all right, Wrong answers only.
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Snoop Dogg and Master p are suing Walmart for hiding their lenk uh their
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their weed. Okay, that's a good guess. That is a good guess.
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But that is not the correct answer. Okay, hang on, no
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incorrect, Trey, But it's actually correct answer because it's supposed to be wrong,
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So good job, Trey. Uh. Snoop Dogg and Master P are
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suing Walmart for a hiding their blank. They're rascals sitting on dubs. Sorry,
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Roger, you should have gotten the ding the first time because it was
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a wrong answer that you get. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah uh
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so. Uh, Snoop Dogg and Master P are suing Walmart for hiding there
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my does anyone want to know my answer? Yeah? Yes, Snoop Dogg
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and Master P or suing Walmart for hiding their street cred. I like,
34:34
yeah, but apparently Walmart lost it the actual answer. They're cereal what like
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they have a serial brand? Yeah. I was surprised by this as well.
34:47
Snoop Dogg and Master Part what weedies w E E D I s oh
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no, I get it? Captain Scoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Master Bie
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are going after Walmart and Post Foods for allegedly conspiring to hide Snoop Cereal in
35:16
stores. Store employees found boxes of their product hidden away, even though the
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website claimed it was sold out. The employees found the boxes when they came
35:30
to from their weed high. Yeah, I think I think they cracked their
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own case there. Oh wow. Okay, all right, we have time
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for one more. All right, we will Roger will start with you again.
35:47
All right, Okay, wrong answers. Only seventy four percent of people
35:53
say it's not acceptable to drink alcohol daring A what funeral? Seventy four say
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it again? Funeral? Okay, that is a wrong answer. Okay,
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good should be a right answer. You shouldn't well, I mean, yeah,
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yeah, I mean if anyone's gonna drink anywhere, it really should be
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a funeral. Oh gotcha. Okay. Seventy four percent of people say it's
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not acceptable to drink alcohol during a True Trey mid day show. Yeah,
36:44
that is a That is a wrong answer, but it feels right in my
36:47
heart. I thought it would be listening to that midday show. You got
36:54
to narrow it down. I mean that at a certain point there are some
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good midday shows and then there aren't. Oh yeah, yeah, that induce
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bidge and drinking. For my answer. By the way, seventy four percent
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of people say it's not acceptable to drink alcohol daring a My wrong answer is
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Mother's Against Drunk Driving fundraiser. Yes, yeah, a meeting. That's where
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I thought was going to go because he was. Although what a captive audience.
37:38
That Stanley's full of whiskey. That's and that's my buddy Stanley. Well
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we had a rocky start to this one, but I'm glad that we were
37:58
able to uh wrap a chord around our next and really quick, really squid
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And I just want to say, my girlfriend is wonderful and I love her
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very much. Well, if she kicks you out, I got a bag
38:12
with your name on it. I got a blanket with my face on it,
38:16
So we're good. I have a feeling you're in the in the market
38:22
for some more home makeover. I live with trade. Now. I'm gonna
38:30
be cute Daisy sleeping between the two of you. Oh, I hope we
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have two different beds. I don't know what the movie Tray lives in a
38:39
one bedroom and it's not gay. If there's a job between the two,
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that's the next T shirt we need to have made. I can't wait to
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send that to Aaron to draw. Thanks for hanging out with us in the
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treehouse today. Of course, We'll be back tomorrow for day four of super
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Stupid Week, right here inside the treehouse. We'll see you then