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Real Housewives of NY Ep 1&2 Recap · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Hello, everybody. Welcome back to Wicked Messy. Welcome back. We got some drinky drinkies today. So I got a variety pack and I have the white tea peach which we already drank and said it was okay. This one's new, who is this? This is hibiscus lime and it's not too bad, it's very subtle. I do definitely taste the lime a little bit more than the hibiscus but I don't really know what hibiscus tastes like. Me neither, let me try that one. And I don't really even taste tea. It's kind of like a nothingness. This tastes like nothing. Nothing. Yeah. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way. It's almost like water. It's not even that sparkling. Yeah. This has no connection to any other drink I've ever tried. I don't even know why. No, and you can even see there's way less bubbles in there versus there. Kyle Cooke on the chopping block again, but it's still good. All right Kyle, I like that one the most because it doesn't taste like anything. Yeah. Still buying, Kyle, we're still buying your stuff despite you not sending us everything that we need. And four point two, four point two. Yeah. Did you see he came up with a song? Summer Should Be Fun. Yess It's actually pretty good. It is. It's a banger! And you know what? But good for Kyle. He got to the point that he realized, OK, like, I can go on tour and I can make money playing other people's music. But if I want to, be taken seriously in that actual industry, I have to make my own music. Right. Because at the end of the day, any everyone's a DJ these days. everyone. Every every housewife is hopping on that bandwagon. Every it's literally insane. And then Bryce from Love Island, has his own song, which is actually really good. What? Yeah, he has like a house music song with a rapper. forget who. Is he a DJ? Yeah. my God. Alakai or something. Whoa. Yeah, I didn't know that. But he really popped off after Love Island. Well, of course. That's what I'm So I'm saying anyone can do it. I know. But it's not until like and then you can still play other people's music. But Kyle, if he if he is the businessman that we think that he is. He understands that if he wants to make his career, he doesn't want it unless there's actual respect attached to it. Right. Did you see the video of Kyle Cooke, last thing about him, of him motorboating a woman in, I think it was Boston. No. it must have been in the seaport A large woman. was just here. Yeah. And he motorboated. We missed it. He was just there did you think we were going to go on a Tuesday. You don't know if we is out on a Tuesday like the place was lit to young kids, dude. Crazy people that don't have to go to work the next day. the girl He motorboated It was definitely not young, which was interesting. Didn't we go to Faneuil Hall one time and had a really we went to Sissy K's probably and we because we were like, let's try Boston, Let's do this. Yeah. It's like the worst experience ever. Yeah. Well, we also went to selfie. Remember on my birthday. Yeah. That was in. Selfies fault that that was a shit show. That was fun. We were a shit show. Yeah, exactly. Mass at the at the game. I don't even think I left with you. You did. Are you sure? I thought I you think I'm to be was a Southie by myself. Yeah, no, maybe that's a different kind of that I would have been like, yeah. Yeah. All right. So as all of you lovely listeners are aware, House of Stassi is done and dusted. Yep, we're done. and we wanted to cover Real Housewives of New York and Salt Lake. So we did decide that we don't know what way these shows are going to go and we want to be able to hold on to one show and then cover the other one if we can. Now we're in a debacle here because RHONY started first. did. So we had made the executive call to cover the first two of RHONY. Right. And then we could start Salt Lake. Yep. So that's what we're about to do right now. But just to bring it to everybody's attention. RHONY is good, but there's no way it's going to hand the like be anything compared to Salt Lake. No. And I watched Salt Lake first episode last night and it's wild just because we know that they picked up filming once Mary Crosby's son died. So that's a big feature of Salt Lake. That's what I'm saying. I know. That's what I'm like. We may have to really look at this and be like, is Salt Lake going to actually be more poppin? Yeah. Yeah, which it might be. It's very possible because these women are just like, and this is entertainment. Don't get me wrong. I had all the time in the world. I'd cover both shows. Absolutely. Fully. Yeah. But let's do the respect. We're going to start off with a RHONY right now. And then who knows what we're going to come back with next week? It might be all Salt Lake. It might be both. We don't know. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, episode one season 16 season fucking 16. Did they have a season last year? there a period of time that they didn't have a season? That is correct. There are four years that they were off. Gotcha. OK, I thought so. All right. So when our OGs like Sonya and all of them, when that stopped, that was a three year break. and within that three years, they came out with Crappy Lake. Yeah, I want which I didn't like the spin-offs like they did that to hold the people over. Yeah. And then they were like, hey, RHONY is coming back and they just recast the whole thing. Yes. Which was Bronwyn, Sai Brynn Erin. Yes. yeah. What? Well, yes. Salt Lake is in my fresh. Yeah, in my brain. So see episode one is called The Price of Perfection. And we start off with Mrs. Martha Stewart in the flesh. I literally could not believe it. I know. was like, wait, is she actually on it? And then realized, OK, now they're introducing Daisy, a new cast member who's a makeup artist, pretty much solely to Martha Stewart. Yeah. Her longtime makeup artist. But she was never trained. And I know, I know. Well, yeah. She said what? She like worked in a gentleman's club. Worked at Scores, which is a gentleman's club where I work, we already knew that Sai worked back in the day. We've seen some And they at first say, well, immediately I should say, it's not a strip club and we were not strippers. And it's like just the fact that you have to give that disclaimer makes me side eye you. Well, it's like the amount of people in the world will be like, what scores? Never heard of it. And you look it up and you're like, they were strippers. Yeah. She's probably like, just so you know, we were party girls. We weren't strippers. They could have been. were stunning that they're starting now. were even more gorgeous back then. Those pictures. I was like, my goodness. But I just think it's interesting that Martha Stewart could literally have the most rich, famous makeup artist in the world. And she chose this girl. And I want to point out one of my friend Andrea. Yeah, I don't think she went to school for it, but she wouldn't need to. Now she's literally the best I've ever seen. it's all about word of mouth. getting your business out there and then like people seeing your work. Now with social media, it's so easy to just do without, you know? Right. And it's like and Martha goes to her apartment. I know that. I thought that was interesting. She asked for pizza bagel. I know. And she was kind of mean, Martha. She was like, that doesn't match. Your pots are turned the wrong way. And I hate that tea kettle. I mean, it's Martha Stewart. a $2,000 tea kettle that she said she hates. That's like a very well-known, I forget, is it Betsy Johnson maybe? It looked like it, but I... But the thing, but Martha Stewart knows that she, it's not about her being mean, that's her whole shtick. Right. Why would you ever buy that tea kettle when it specifically doesn't go with anything else in this house? I wouldn't care if it's made of pure solid fucking gold and given by, you know, the king himself. It doesn't go in this kitchen. Yeah, I thought I thought it was funny, but also embarrassing for Daisy because it's like, why would you keep that pie out? I know the pie. my God. But it's like Martha maker of pie. Then it was funny, though. She's what did she say? She was like, Daisy, I want to be prettier than all of the other girls at the lunch! Yes, yes. Yeah. And then have you seen in real life Martha Stewart recently posted? a selfie from the makeup scene from this and it said, should i post nudes? Yes. I fucking thought that was so funny. So funny. She really is. But I do want to say that we do see Daisy's son Quentin, I think his name is. And he's so cute. Her family is beautiful. Yeah, absolutely. I like her. I like her a lot. Now we have Sai, who is having a conversation in a different scene with Jessel. Yep. and sai reveals that her marriage with David is finite zip. Yes. Done. But interestingly enough, I feel like she keeps referring to it as a separation and doesn't actually say the D word. You're right. Ever. You're right. In this episode or the second episode. You're right. She did say separation specifically. She asked him for a separation. Yeah. But she's already like settled in her own apartment and like this has been going on for a while. And I give her. so much credit because she didn't have to say this but she looked at Jessel and she said and I just want to let you know like all of those comments I made about you and your husband yeah I apologize for saying that to you and obviously I was in a bad place in my life so I was pointing fingers at other people Hali I never liked Sai I didn't either I love sigh now because she was going through shit. She was a raging bitch to everyone else because her whole life was a disaster. You're miserable at home. You're going to project that to all your friends and everything. But to be able to admit it when you don't even have to. Of course, we all could have looked back and been like, yeah, but it takes a real fucking woman to be like, yeah, hey, I I wanted what you had, so I picked on it. And for Jessel to even like be that close to Sai after all that bullshit and how she treated her like they did a flashback of that lunch that they had that they sat. And I remember Sai was such a bitch to her. So mean. Such a resting bitch face. And it was insane. So I love Jessel. I have always loved Jessel. She's awesome. But Miss Jessel is pretty mad at Erin for making her look bad when Erin went on the last ultimate girls trip. Yeah. What the fuck? Erin is a sneaky little snake and she's the kettle. What is it calling the kettle black? The pot calling the kettle black. Yeah, that's perfectly Erin. I can't stand her. She's like a mean girl. She is. But the problem with Erin is she is going to refuse to be labeled as the villain. Despite the fact that she's the villain. Meaning she's not going to if she doesn't accept this position that she's been put in for a reason. Everyone knows that you're not a bad person and you're not going to hell. Okay, you're the chosen villain for the show because you were mean to some of the girls that people like more than you. You need to put your head down and take it for this whole season or you're going to get recast. Okay, she's tryna to act like everything's being pulled up out of nowhere. It was on camera. People heard you being mean about Jessel, who's a fan favorite. If she doesn't lean into this villain thing, I'm telling you, she's gone next season. No one wants to hear her sob stories. absolutely not. Now, the anti-villain. We also met Hailey. Hailey. Hailey Glassman. Yes. Okay. So Cuckoo Bananas. She is cuckoo bananas, but what I want to say is I am happy that for this reboot of the reboot of RHONY okay, that they got the messaging. Listen, every franchise has their own thing that they can get away with. Yeah. RHONY we need an eccentric kooky true. cast. It doesn't work without that. That's what New Yorkers are. Yep. And the reboot with like like Brynn and all that. Do think Brynn was the eccentric one in that reboot or who? No, I'm talking Brynn. No. No. She she's a whack job, but she it's not the level of delusional that we're looking for like with Hailey. Yeah. Okay. The the reboot when I say that, I mean when they had, you know, Chanel Ayan, who I love, and Bryn, who's charmingly weird, but I get I understand all of that, but it's not the same level of like delusion as like Luann and then Hailey. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's like that's what we're doing for New York. And they delivered it with Hailey. She's out of her mind. She literally is. And we find out that she's Jon and Kate plus eights. Mistress. Ex mistress. Yeah. I that I you don't understand. I pauseD my TV literally insane. I but she also says in the same sentiment with Erin when they're sitting down that she's married but she dates women. Well, so I don't want to get into it too soon, but she mentions in the episode after that about a lavender marriage. Right. So I have some qu we'll get to that. I don't know. I don't think it started that way. So that's the weird thing. But I know. I don't get it. Like what do you mean la cause I thought lavender marriage meant one of you is gay. Yeah. And it's out of convenience. Right. But then if it is a lavender marriage, let's say that is the CASE gay guy or female to have kids too. Well f well forget about the kids part. But either way, can't wouldn't you not be able to say that? Because then couldn't the courts just like like people do that so they can like get away with like taxes and stuff and like things like that. Right? Are you not supposed to actually tell the government that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Or did she mean in an open marriage? Because I have that in my notes for episode two. Yeah, me too. Doesn't make sense. No. No, it doesn't. but I was kind of laughing because Erin during this dinner or whatever is like opening up about how her daughter has been acting out. Yeah. And she goes she doesn't give that much. She gets emotional and she cries, but guess what I didn't see? Tears. Yeah. There were no tears. Yes. Villain. Bells were ringing in my head with that situation. And that told me the way she made that huge deal out of that, out of nowhere, told me, this is gonna be one of her storylines, isn't it? Yep, absolutely. She really, really, really wants this to be one of her storylines because Hailey looks confused. she's like Hailey looks like she's in another world. She's not even listening. HaIley's high out of her MIND Yeah, yes, yes. But Erin is literally not just spewing her own drama and bullshit in her own life and family. She's spewing everyone else. And she's giving little droppings of it. And I'm like, dude, you Erin, what are you doing? She's like, SAI'S life is going down the drain. And what did she say about Jessel? IVF issues and like random, like wicked personal stuff. And it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like As she's like crying about her daughter, she then like adds that. I'm like, What? Don't understand it at all. Erin's so messy. Yeah, so she was being messy. Then we have Jessel and Pavit who's he's like thinks he's a food influencer. He does, yeah. He's like cooking the kids lunch and like posting about it and like but he he did that last season as well. But the reason that this is happening at all Is because of the first season that they were on. Yeah. He went to he flew a plane for where did he go? Thailand or something. Yeah, somewhere. And he's like, I just wanted whatever that food was. you know what I'm about. Yeah, I do. Yeah. I can't think of it right now. So it's like but he's a big foodie, yeah. Yeah. But now he's like leaning too much into this. And I just want to say that and I really like him and I really like her. But in general, it pisses me off when the husbands in any way, shape, or form, even if it's handed to them on a FUCKING silver platter, take on the personality that they've gotten from the show. I know. Like, yeah, we know that the whole Bravo fan base had your back because you wanted to fly 18 hours to go get a sandwich, and that's funny. Don't like stop your actual job to like do this like corny stuff and like don't lean into it on camera. Like just keep being a husband. I know. He kind of being those. But and but he's like not the worst, but but he's like a child. That's almost like she has three kids. And also, I I don't think that Sai was wrong. I don't understand why they're together. I don't. What am I missing? I would strangle him if I was Jessel. I what am I missing? She's literally cutting up the cards for the big party that they're hosting, and like he has no idea what she's talking about. And I'm like, what? How much money are you guys spending on this party? You don't know what she's talking about? Like, what the fuck? He just does not seem to care. No, not at all. so Daisy and SAI go shopping. my god. Daisy takes her shirt off. Stripping it. And she keeps repeating there's no men in here. And there's literally two salespeople that are guys. And yes, they're probably gay, but like, what are you saying or doing? It and I am a typically I'm not somebody that would be like But you were on a national you're on a TV show. Which again, it's only your bra. I'm not approved, like get naked. People have done it on Bravo before, but you are in a department store on a TV show where they cleared out the store. You can literally walk in and out of the dressing room at your leisure. Literally. And all the people working there, like kind of looking over like they're uncomfortable. I know that's the thing. It's like you don't know how that makes someone else feel. Like what the fuck? Even Sai was like, should I cover you? And I'm like, OH my god, I don't know what I'd probably leave. but then I I literally was cracking up because when she goes to buy it, the guy was like I KNOW! Yeah, so funny thing, as I went to ring this up, it was actually sold online. And she goes, No. And he goes, Yeah. And she goes, No. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, she she goes, no. And he goes, Mm. Yeah. You know, when she walked out, that guy was like called as well. He's like, hey, what's up? I quit. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I'm not dealing with these bitches anymore. This fucking girl. my god. Okay, we have Jessel's New Beginnings party. Yep. Really cool party. Loved it. Loved what the food looked like. Would have loved to try one of those hor d'oeuvres question though, Erika? Is she a friend of? The one that's married to the tech billionaire? Yes. And the rent address who did she claim to be friends with first? Feel like it was was it Erin? I think it's Carol. No, I think it's Erin. I think they were friends first. Okay. And then she was brought into like the the group with them. And I she's beautiful, gorgeous, and she's clearly doing very well for herself. She married a guy that is very, very wealthy and But okay, but riddle me this, Hali Yeah. Okay. Why would somebody married to a tech billionaire be renting a dress? I mean, yeah, that was kind of interesting to me, but also That's how the rich stay rich, but I'm just saying But maybe she's not her background isn't wealthy, so she's kind of like I'm not the type of woman to buy thousand dollar dresses and then just let it sit in my closet. I would probably rent even if I was wealthy too, because I'm probably never gonna wear this again. You know what I mean? Like I feel like I I yes, and that is probably the answer. Yeah. But I know as an audience audience member, we have been bamboozled in the past with like whether it's like they don't even live in that city or they're not even actually legally married to this guy. Yeah. Like I said, that's how the rich stay rich. So she very well could be just someone that's smart enough to be like, I'm never gonna wear it again. Why would I I don't Or her husband's cuckoo bananas and is like you can't spend like more than X amount and rent. So Hailey is also there with her lady friend. Yeah. I forget her name, it starts with an her lady friend. But she introduces said lady friend to Sai. Yep. who is uncomfortable. Yeah. Giving me old Sai vibes at first. Right, she kept saying it's your friend, and then she'd be like, No, it's my girlfriend. Or my date. My date. And I'd be like, friend. Yeah. Date under the And then Sai would keeps saying it and she's like, no, stop. She does ask Hailey if her husband knows this woman. I know. And Hailey says no. And then in her confessional. We see Erin talking to Hailey's date. Yep. Telling her about the broken nose from a tit! yeah, Erin talks to her about the boob in the face. Yeah. And she I could tell the girl was like, Whoa, what? Yeah. Well, at first she was laughing at everything that Erin said. Erin was at and she was like, oh what? And then she brings that up and the girl was like, that wasn't me. Yeah. Who the fuck was it? And like Erin, what are you doing? Like, what what makes you think that this would be the girl? It's the same thing as dating. Why do you think that's safe to bring up? Like insane. Erin's a bitch. But I I don't even think she meant it in a malicious way. I think she's that ignorant that she's I think she was drinking too. Some champagne. So she was like, loose lips, sink ships. so but I do want to say that in Sai's confessional, after she meets Hailey's friend and talks to Hailey. She does say, you know, at first I did not like Hailey, She thought she was weird, but She calls her oddly and charmingly eccentric. And I thought that was like the cutest way to put it. It was. It was. But I also, they had a scene of Hailey talking to Jessel and Sai. And Hailey, this is when Hailey says Erin came over and pretty much was talking about your IVF journey, Jessel. And she's like, what the fuck? Why is she talking about that? And then mentions and said, Sai, you're going through a lot. And Hailey was actually hilarious because she and it was it the way they cut it or what? Is she actually like that where she just like randomly starts staring off when a question is asked to of her and then she comes to and she's like, Yeah, I was tired. She's cuckoo. I don't know, but the girls didn't seem to be weirded out by it. They found it entertaining, which makes me believe maybe it was partially how it was cut, because they were like, You were sleeping. I know they were like, You were Out of it and she was like, I was and they were like, You were tired. And she goes, Yeah, I was tired. I'm sorry, but that is not just marijuana. She's got something laced in there. There are some people that are so spacey. That's true. Like she's something something she's I don't even I really I can't even believe I'm saying this. I don't even think it's drugs. I yeah, like not counting weed, like I think she's really something going on with that girl. Well, and she did like it. I do I do like it, but they did when she was introduced, she showed her mom and the clip of her mom and her like built in workout room and they're doing this crazy dance and the fact that she actually is the reason why Jon and Kate plus Eight and Hailey got together. Yeah. but then now they don't speak. Yeah. And mom like disappeared after they got I don't know. That was weird. But you can kinda get it of why Hailey is the way she is. Yeah, for sure. so Jessel versus Erin. Yes. So obviously Jessel is still really upset about this smear campaign that Erin's spinning around town on the Ultimate Girls trip. Yep. So as hosts do at these Housewives parties, Jessel went up to the stage to make a speech. And says it's new beginnings because last year was the year of the snake and now it's the year of the horse. And the snake skin is shed, but I don't like being called a snake. Yep. And looks at Erin. And Erin says something to her husband too. Yeah. She's like, she's what the fuck was that? What the fuck has that? And her husband's like, what? Like, I can't stand him. So when the speech is done, Jessel goes down to the group of girls and takes one look at Erin and what does Erin say? She looks at Jessel and she goes, Okay, so what's the problem? Yeah. Yeah. She just wanted to get right down to it. so Jessel tells her, Hey, I don't like the way that you're talking about me. There are people that said you were speaking badly of me. And instead of and by the way, Erin does not deny it at all. Like not even a little bit. Yeah. She's pissed and she says, Stop calling me a fucking snake. Yeah. Not a fucking snake. Yeah, but all Erin cares about is well, who told you that? Who told you that? Who told you that? Like she won't let it go. She's a dog with her frickin' bone. And that's fucking stupid. You know you told 80,000 people. It was on national TV. Like she doesn't have enough time to tell you every single person you talk shit about her too. Well, although we do know who said it, Chanel Ayan Yeah. Good for Chanel. I know I loved that. I I love Chanel. I love her too. I'm s she's a little scary though. I wouldn't want to get on her bad side. oh my goodness, no. Terrifying. But she was a great housewife. She was. But she And I was sad to see her go, but I think for what this cast needs, she needs to go. Yeah. Absolutely. She needs to be somewhere else on Bravo. I don't want her off my screen. Yeah, no, she needs to put her back on Bravo. They've been doing she's been doing a lot of like hosting at like Emmy's Grammys, different things like that. Yeah. So she's been having the microphone. Good. Yeah, which is good. Good. Because I love her. Yep. so anyways, Erin acknowledges that she made the comments, doesn't apologize for it, just wants to know what's Well, Erin always says, Well, I don't think I actually said that. I I don't know if those are my actual words. It's like, bitch, you know what you were saying. And it's like, stop trying to find the loopholes. Exactly, exactly. But Erin is definitely drinking the champagne, raising her voice at Jessel's party, and Jessel's the host. What the fuck are you doing? Mm-hmm. And and Sai ends up in this conversation and she's Kind of taking Jessel's side. She sure is. She's like, Yeah, I am close with Jessel, and that's and she knows what's going on in my life. And erin's like, what what what does she know? What does she know? It's like, okay, you're clearly trying to get the tea. Yeah. Yeah. and just a really quick side note again, back to Hailey's, somebody forget who it was. Somebody was like, I'm so hungry. Well, they're standing in the middle of a restaurant, okay? And and Hailey's like, you're hungry, and she goes, Yeah, I'm hungry. And Hailey goes, Hey, I have a protein bar so I can go get it. Right. And going back to that scene of Hailey and Erin. Her fucking oven is full of protein bars. She doesn't cook. She's fucking cuckoo. And she said the entire conversation that Erin and her were talking at her house, she was thinking about what she was gonna order from DoorDash. So it legit doesn't cook. And how she's gonna ask her to take her shoes off when she's crying. Yeah. Yeah. so Jessel asks Erin to leave the party pretty much. Yeah. And But right before that, Erin says to Jessel, while Jessel's just standing next to Sai and Sai's defending Jessel, which isn't Jessel's fault. Sai's doing that on her own merit, accord. Yeah. But Erin points right in her face, right in Jessel's face and goes, I don't trust you. Yeah. And Jessel literally shrugs and goes, okay. I know, I know. I she's so classy, even when she's arguing. Like she's like, I am never stooping to your level. Like you're below me, and I fucking love it. She really got her with that one. my god, she did. but anyways, so Erin goes to leave. She tells Sai, Go have fun with your new bestie. And then she says, and then Erin says in her confessional, you know, last time I checked. you know, Sai and Jessel don't get along, but that changed overnight and I'm the only one that didn't get the memo. Yep, absolutely. And then someone and they didn't show who it was when Erin and her husband were walking out made a comment, what is that jacket? Was it Jessel maybe that made the comment? But Erin did have the most ugliest standard basic bitch yeah jacket on. Yeah. It's like what are you doing? You're on a fucking TV show. Yeah get it together literally And that was episode one. And that was episode one. Alright, episode two. Episode two. Carol's car office. We start the episode off with. And I'm sorry, but like, why why why is Carol on this season? I don't like Carol. She's on the Epstein Files. Carol, go to bed. I I do like Carol in the way that I liked what she brought back in the day. Cause I liked that See, even then I didn't Listen, she's the only one of these bitches that ever stood up to Bethany, okay? She's the only one that I've ever seen Bethany make Bethany cry. And I am a Bethany fan. I don't care who hates her. I want to be clear about that. Carol doesn't give a shit, dude. No, she really doesn't. She doesn't. And like the there was it this episode that they showed that she again remodeled her fucking house and now turned a kitchen from the from an office back into a kitchen, but it's not really a kitchen standard. She still doesn't cook. Yeah, I just it's so interesting. And then she's and why does she have that red Jeep? I don't know. For the love of God. I feel like I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, is it too much? Like you trying to be like so basic it's too much? I don't know. I just can't stand her. Like, is that your only car? And you literally do this every week when they sweep the streets? And she's like, this is a real New Yorker. but tr I'm sure true, but To Erika's point that went to meet her for the sweeping session. But why isn't she fucking space? It's not like she can't afford it. Literally. And it's okay if you don't want to, but you can you explain that on the show? Because honestly. People are gonna want to know, are you out of money? I doubt it. on this while she's in her car office, she gets a phone call from her publisher and her book is back on the top 20. Isn't that crazy? Insane. Because of that show that came out, which I never finished and fully watched, so I don't even know the full story. Yep. It was written thirteen years ago when it just went on the bestsellers. Crazy. How amazing is that for her? Yeah, dude. Well back on the bestsellers. I think it was kind of before. oh really? Yeah. And then she goes into saying the guys she's dated have let it slip that they've auditioned for her late husband's part in that show. Which is crazy. Crazy. Crazy. It wasn't it was a Odd reintroduction back to Carol. Because like, okay, so we get you narrating the first four minutes of episode one, and then you weren't anywhere to be seen. Nowhere. And then I'm back. And that's what you give us. I know. Street sweeping. I know. Yeah. And that's true. Maybe she was the first one with Erika, but I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she was her first friend. But I don't know. But it was cool. Well, they're con well, I will say though. It is very clear to me that there is an actual connection between these people. Yeah. Not a very big one, but it's not made up. You know how it's like on Summer House when Amanda was like, my friend Bailey's coming on. And then it's like, no, you guys have just met. Yes. Yes. I think that these connections are real. They're as real as they are loose, you know? Like Daisy really does do Martha's makeup. Who knows Carol Because Carol used to be married to the you know, it's like it's all intertwined somehow. Yeah. Whether it be loose or tight, they're actual connections, they've heard of each other around town. Yep. Which I do like. It's what makes RHONY tick. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Erin's Hampton's house. Yeah. I FELT BAD I know. I did too, but I was also thinking in the back of my head, like, is this her second story to try and make her seem like a victim? This is definitely the second storyline. Yeah. I think we're looking at two here and write our both ARE poor me story. Yeah. Well, although poor I do feel bad about her house. I do too. But you know what she said? I don't know, this is inappropriate for me to say. I just don't know. Later in this episode, I didn't make a note of this, but I just it bothered me. Yeah. She was talking to somebody at a dinner or something like that, saying how when the guy went to go to her Airbnb or what her rental property to get it ready to Airbnb and called her to be like, it's all like flooded, blah, blah, blah. That when the people went to go like fix it and look at it, they told her that the last time they saw a house this bad was during Hurricane Katrina. Yeah. What? It didn't look that bad. No, I know. I I that was that was excessive. Because those people liter yeah, you're absolutely right. That's a good yeah, that's a good point. That's nothing. Those people lost their entire houses. Their lives. Yeah. It was like a pile of sticks. Like how are you gonna say that out loud on camera? No, that's very true. And I obviously I don't know much about much, but I just like I was like I Because the kitchen was fine. Everything else, the living room was fine. It was just the bedroom and then the basement. And it was horrible what happened in her pictures of her dad were moldy, I get it. But I I'm I'm just saying that's a wild thing to say. That's not a good comparison at all. Really bad. Yeah, absolutely. but I do feel bad moving on. Yep. So Hailey, Erika, and Daisy work out. Yep. Because Erika's leading a boxing class. Yeah. And she's really going. Hay Hailey's barely hanging on, but she's going. She's going. And she's drinking like an energy drink or something, which I noticed. I'm like, is that an Alani? Like, what are you doing? Like that's so terrible. and then they sit down after and they chit chat. Daisy, I just want to say that Daisy did say something a little shady in her confessional. She was like And I know she didn't mean this with ill intent, but she said, Yeah, I mean, what did she say? Erika looks so cute doing her little job up there. oh yeah but you know me, I'd rather get my exercise walking up and down the stairs that Bloomingdale's or something. I'm like, don't you have an apartment? Like, aren't they obviously all rich, but what? Yeah. But even her little job. Like, shut up. It was weird. And I know she didn't even mean for it to be mean, but it was. I didn't She has like amazing abs and she's in like the best shape. So, like, why are you would you ever even like put anything out there about a woman like taking care of her body and then trying to inspire other women to be healthy? A weird thing coming out of Daisy's mouth. I like, Daisy, I like you. Don't do this. Right. And and Erika even goes into this whole like story of how she got to that point of teaching that class and like the ownership aspect and I thought it was crazy that she started off on WWE. Crazy. Insane. And she's from Texas. and then like had a deal with Equinox and then now is doing this. It was just like really, really wild to me. Yeah. No, good for her for sure. Yep. but yeah, sorry. So they sit down after the workout. Yep. And they're talking about how Sai's been going through hell and back with her separation. No, they don't. Daisy it's brought up what was that comment about she's going through a lot and Daisy is like, Nope, that's not my business to tell ya. That's SAI'S life. She's gotta tell you that, which I really appreciated. But she also said, like, we've known each other for like twelve years, so like I'm not gonna do that to my friend. Right. She's like, Erin, take notes. Right. yep. Yeah. Yep. and then Hailey makes the lavender marriage comment. That's when it was. Yeah. And well he and also said her girlfriend or whatever that girl is was pissed when they got home from it. Jessel's her name is Allison. Was pissed and was checking her phone and was trying to figure out when did this broken nose tit accident happen. And in my head it's like, Well, if her fucking nose was broken, you would have fucking known that if it was during you guys' time together. So like why are you that worried that you're going through her phone? chillax! I thought you were just the girlfriend. Well, because Erin did make it sound like it was like yesterday. True. Like an idiot. Yeah. But the girl wasn't offended in the moment. She like she was laughing like a wild banshee that whole party, making herself like a fool on camera. And then you go and pick a fight with Hailey? I didn't like that. I don't like that for our Hailey girl. Hayley is someone pure and free spirited. Yeah. Okay. So You're not married together. What she is married. She is married. Yeah. Okay. So relax. You can't be mad about nothing. She's doing her thing. And guess what? Hailey doesn't care either. She says, listen, I get it. Erin lives a vanilla plain boring life. She does. So I wouldn't expect her to get my life or my lavender marriage. Yep. Okay, but what is like let's get down to the bottom of this. What is what what's technically a lavender marriage? I think it is with a a homosexual person. I know that. Well, well, right, but what is it? Okay. I because I think Giggly Squad, they talked about this at length. They do tons of people talk about it, but it's like at this point Like at this point, or maybe it's even like I th I what my understanding from giggly was a friend, you decide to marry because you're both single and you want to have kids. Yeah, it says a lavender marriage is often between a man and a woman where one or both partners are gay, lesbian, bisexual, or otherwise not openly heterosexual, and the marriage helps conceal their sexual orientation from the public, family, employers, or society. So what? So Jon is gay? Or is it Hailey doesn't want but Hailey's so out with being seeing women, so who's the one concealing their sexuality? So I th I think the answer is that she's misusing the term. She must be. Because that because Jon and Kate she had eight kids, they were fucking all the time and then he met her and was fucking her. Yeah. So what's what the fuck? I don't know. I don't know. I'm I'm sure as the season unfolds we'll get more information on that. I think she meant open marriage for sure. Yeah. And whatever it is, it's too foreign for Erin to wrap her brain around. And what did I see about Jon? He was at someone's party. He was like seen at one of the housewives par or Bravo party or something. What? Yeah. Jon Gosslin? Jon Closing. Jon Gosslin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like trying to get in the scene too. Trying to party all the housewives. Yeah. Wow. Probably got her on the show. Probably. Ugh. Now let's talk a little bit about poor Sai. She's really finding her footing in this post marriage debacle. Yeah. And the re the financial reality is starting to set in. It is. and it's becoming increasingly real for this girl. She's screwed. we're getting a totally different side right now. Like the armor's down. I all of her crazy little mean comments, those are taking the backseat at this point. Yeah. She's like, I'm getting fucked. And she even says, like, I don't know what David's gonna want, but again, says from this separation. Honey, it's a divorce. That's why you're on the phone with the attorney. You gotta go to court. Like, and you're gonna get fucked because I don't know what terms they're on. But like, if you let that man stay home and make zero money, he's entitled to probably majority of what you got. I don't know what he does. He doesn't do anything. That was the point she was saying. Like, that's part of why our marriage was so shitty. It's like he wasn't doing anything. Yeah, he was taking care of our kids, but it just like fizzled out and I wasn't loving it. And now he just got a new job. But I think the problem is, is like, sai, you obviously had a conversation with him about like, hey, I'm gonna quit my job and just be like a full time stay-at-home parent. And now it's biting her in the ass. And she says the famous last words of all us women. Should have done a prenup because my next husband a hundred percent is gonna have a prenup. And it's like everyone should have a prenup. Everyone listening, do not get married without a prenup. You don't know where your life is going, you don't know what assets you're gonna have. Get the fucking prenup. And it doesn't have to be like looked at as a negative thing either. Not at all. Not at all. Because I me and Tim say that all the time. We didn't get one, and now we're like And if you don't get a postnup. But like exactly. Exactly. It's like and it's not even like you don't you're not gonna like each other. It's literally so you don't have to deal with a judge telling you what's gonna happen. I think that's the biggest point that I want to put across. People don't realize that though. Yeah. People I sure as hell didn't realize that if you if everything's all good, why why wouldn't either? What control would a judge have? Well, guess what, guys? You you don't the point is. The reality is they have all the control. They have everything. We have nothing unless we have this piece of paper. Yep. So, I don't know what's gonna happen with that. I don't know if this is the type of guy that's gonna try to take all of her money. It seems like she's worried about that. I can tell you that. She's nervous for a reason. So we'll see what happens with that. And when you have kids involved, it gets even more hairy because then it's like the person who's gonna take primary custody and like physical. Aspects of the custody for the kids is gonna need more money. And like, is David gonna try and say, Well, I've been the stay-at-home parent, so I'm gonna have the kids majority of the time because she works so much, and then he's gonna be awarded however much percent of what she has. It's that's I feel bad for her. so yeah, she's going through Sai's going through a lot, but luckily for her, Daisy threw a brunch. Yeah. In honor of Sai, I suppose that's a little unclear. It's a little unclear. Yeah, it was kind of like she needs this right now, but then also it came out that it's her birthday, so it was like a birthday brunch, but it's also like, Are you getting divorced brunch? I don't know. Yeah, it's a brunch. Everyone was confused. But it's not a birthday party, but it kinda is. Yeah. The details are fuzzy. There's mimosas though, so yeah. Thumbs up. Bottomless brunch. I think Erika said she was like, I'm in. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But I thought it was really weird, and I get weird vibes from Daisy and her husband. Like I feel like they're on the brink of a divorce because him with the wine glass. You're talking about that. Yes. And also, what was it? It was at Jessel's party. There was a comment, I think was it Erin's husband saying something about, like, I didn't know that your husband was a bodybuilder. And then like something about like, They're gonna take Daisy home or something, and then her husband was like, whatever. And then Daisy was like, You're you're so happy about that, aren't you? And it was just a very passive aggressive statement of like they're not on the same page or connected like that anymore. And it's like bad news bears. And I just I you can tell by their scenes together that it's not good. That he's No, and they're not having sex, hundred percent not having sex. Oh no. And she's flirting with the guy at the brunch that she set it up with and she's like, You're gonna open that bottle for me? Well and the tutor, right? That was the whole thing. yeah, and it and the tutor. So yeah, she reveals that her son's teacher or tutor or something like that had been texting her some weird stuff. And the girls are like, Well what? Let's see the text. And she was a little dodgy about showing her phone and then when she finally does present it, it's almost like she accidentally scrolled. Yeah. And she's like, but I couldn't tell if that was just like fake. Yeah no if they if they 'cause it's like Because the girls were all laughing. and Sai does even say in her confessional, listen, guys, don't read into this too much. The only thing you're seeing and witnessing right now is how much Daisy likes attention. She's always liked it. She's not doing anything wrong. Just But they did say she had an in-person convo with the tutor for like an hour. So, like, what was going on there? Well, and well, I'll say Jessel really came out swinging this lunch because she she did say what everyone was thinking. No man in his right mind would be comfortable to text someone like that unless they gave them any indication. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I mean Especially with your husband being a bodybuilder. Which is really weird. He's a hairdresser bodybuilder. That's weird. Never seen that combination. Yeah, what a combo. Jesus. now Erin and Jessel. Okay. So they're trying to clear the air, but it's The pollution's bad in that air, dude. Yeah, Erin's like making a toast and like says, like, I always stand up for my friends and I never talk bad and I I always want the best for them. And it's like literally everything she's doing to be the biggest bitch on this show, she's saying that she doesn't do. It's yes. I'm like, is this a joke? Is she punking us? Like, is that And she was dead serious. And when when Jessel's trying to say, like, you said this about me, you said that about me. What did Erin say? I really never said anything that bad about you. Yeah. And Carol out of nowhere, just being the human fact checker. Yeah. She's like, you said that she's obnoxious and thirsty. No, obnoxious, desperate and thirsty. She was like, You told me she's obnoxious, desperate, and thirsty. Erin in her confessional is like, Carol, don't fuck. We're friends. She's not even both. I think I think Erin even said, like, we're barely friends, Carol. And the first time I met you, I was talking shit about Jessel. So why the fuck are you blowing up my spot that makes me look so bad? Because I don't even know you. Dude, I don't it's either way you throw it. It's like bad. And then Erin's dermatologist gets pulled into this and she's saying that Jessel was rude to the dermatologist because he was a nobody. But they showed the clip, the audio of the guy saying hi to Jessel and Jessel being like, oh hi, no, I don't think I know you. Nice to meet you. Where is she being rude? Not rude at all. And now she sees the dermatologist. And finally, someone with their fucking brain, Carol says Hippa is being not upheld here at all and violated. Like, what's happening? I'm like, finally someone fucking says this. Like, Jesus. And erin's like, I invite All of my doctors to my parties. my god, she's such a and then we get into the friendships and Erin goes, I have a million friends. Where are your fri friends forever, Jessel? And she's like, in London. Okay, not from here. Jessel was like, Well, it's not my dermatologist. Literally, like, what are we talking about? oh my god. Jessel isn't doing a great job though, reading the room for the rest of This meal. It was a little confusing. So because I know nothing about this, I don't want to get into it too much so because I'm confused, but the book What Remains that Carol wrote about was about her ex-husband JFK Jr. The cousin of Yeah and his wife. Yeah. Her best friend Carol Bissett. Carolyn Bissett Kennedy and Jon F. Kennedy Jr. Yes. Okay. Yeah. So her husband was the cousin of them, yeah. So the girl Car of J Carol Ann was Carol's best friend. Yes. Okay. So Jessel, I was just confused about this So Jessel's trying to be nice, saying that a black and white, very like simple look is a Carolyn Bissette summer look. Yeah. Like trying to say like that's because the show came out and she dressed very classic, like and everyone's watching the show that's the vibes for this summer. Yeah. That really upset Carol. I know. Which I get, but I don't get. And I think it's because I'm a little confused about the situation. I know Carol was so upset that she left. I know. I was Jessel obviously was trying to be like sweet. She was just nervous. She didn't mean to be mean. She that and she even said like it's like minimal. And and Carol was like, no, I don't like that. Like immediately like shot her on the Yeah, what was wrong with that? but the so that confused me. And I'm sure that was her best friend. So maybe it's like, why are you? Like you think you can connect with me on my best friend that I'm still mourning to this day. Right. I don't I don't know because it confused me because one, I don't know fashion, two, I don't know. I never saw the show, read this book. Me neither. So maybe there's something I'm missing, but Jessel just seems like she doesn't have a mean bone in her body. So I was surprised that Carol shut her down over that after defending her. To Erin. I know, I know. So maybe she's not picking sides. Maybe Carol's just telling her truth from wherever she stands, which I respect as well. Right. But like d that was like humane but then she gave Jessel a hug goodbye, which was very classy. Yeah. Like a real hug, like honey. Like it wasn't even like she barely like I the whole thing could Carol is getting up there in age. Okay. So maybe she's just a little bit. Did you notice that Erin didn't get up and was like, I'm not getting up to hug you? And I'm like, You're a drunk bitch. Like, you're a bitch. And then proceeds to sip on more drinks and talk more shit about Jessel right at the table. Yeah. During this show. I was like, is this real? Yeah. And Erika's looking and like thinking and the wheels are turning. Oof, maybe I don't really know Erin. well for sure. Yeah. I don't know. The whole thing was so confusing. It was. I but the brunch was a lot. I know. Maybe maybe Carol didn't like that Jessel saying that about because it's like you're like talking about it like it's like a vintage handbag. It's my dead best friend. Or like a trend. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe that. Whatever. Either way. It was just like offensive. Either way, listen, that was pretty much the episode. Yep. I think that episode one was good. Episode two, if that's what's to show me what's to come, I'm concerned. I know. we do, I do just want to bring up what we were talking about earlier. today is a big day for the gigglers. Yep. Hannah and Paige. Have allegedly signed a sirius XM deal for 150 million is what I read. Yes, yes. Now we are day one gigglers. 100%. I have to be honest here. I've seen this before. I hope they aren't sellouts. I know. I know like extremely I mean. We all know how this goes. No one ever gets away unscathed with this bullshit. You sign your soul to the devil. But that's the thing. I feel like they wouldn't be dumb in whatever contract they did sign. And I did read in one of the articles that there was several different platforms that wanted to sign them with a deal and they ultimately chose Sirius XM. So I feel like they're pretty good. Like they don't fuck around. Like they're not they're not gonna be censored. They're not gonna change their content. They don't even have notes usually, they don't even refer to them. They just have conversations. Like I hope so. I know. That would really suck, but for good them. Honestly. It's amazing. I know. I just what's happening now is they're getting so big that they're not even gonna be relatable in any way. Right. And I'm very worried about that for myself. I'm happy for them, sad for myself. You know? I knew we couldn't gatekeep them forever. I know. But it's going on to a whole new level now. They should have just like started their podcast platform. I know. She's huge. She was on the Amazon Prime ads now. I know. She's on everything. And I'm very happy for her, but I just you know. No, they're big now. I know. I know it's scary. It's scary. And they'll never be on a reality TV show again. And that sucks. 'Cause they really should. They should have their own. They should have a Giggly Squad show. I yeah, they should. well, anyways, guys, that wraps up our opening recap for rhony Yep. And next week we'll get some Salt Lake problems. Yeah, exactly. Because it's already fire, so I'm excited. So enjoy this lovely Friday and we'll see ya in a week. See ya in a week. Bye bye.