Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Food and DoorDash Discussion for March 19th 2025
Transcript
- 0:01Speaker 1: The thing that must go that I left out is
- 0:05Speaker 1: me forgetting my breakfast.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Ah, do you want a nutter butter?
- 0:11Speaker 3: I have crustables in my backpack.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Well, see, here's the here's the thing I usually remember
- 0:17Speaker 1: every morning, but I got distracted. Something happened this morning
- 0:20Speaker 1: and I got distracted. I usually grab because Sue makes
- 0:23Speaker 1: my little this week. It's a bowl of like rice
- 0:26Speaker 1: and a fried egg and yeah, and some soy sauce
- 0:30Speaker 1: type stuff on there.
- 0:31Speaker 3: It's called Maggie Delicious.
- 0:33Speaker 1: You know the Maggie right.
- 0:34Speaker 3: No, that sounds great over white.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Rice butter in the microwave, Heat it up in the microwave,
- 0:40Speaker 1: and then I have it every morning before we start
- 0:42Speaker 1: the show at six.
- 0:43Speaker 3: And I forgot to break it this morning.
- 0:45Speaker 2: And do you have grumbley tummy?
- 0:47Speaker 1: I was doing fine until right now. Yeah, and I'm
- 0:52Speaker 1: starting to feel it.
- 0:53Speaker 4: I've been bringing this uncrustable to temperature in my back
- 0:57Speaker 4: if you would like.
- 0:58Speaker 3: In your back pocket backpack. Oh okay, yeah, it happened
- 1:02Speaker 3: faster in your back true. True, We'll see there.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Here's so here's my question is do I dare step
- 1:08Speaker 1: out here and get one of those gas station sandwiches?
- 1:12Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:14Speaker 3: I insist I got two of them. I can't eat.
- 1:17Speaker 3: I can't eat your incrustable. Is that a personal taste
- 1:20Speaker 3: or out of pride? No's I just you need your incrustable.
- 1:25Speaker 1: You're a growing boy.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Muffin. If you have a muffin and a look, it's
- 1:32Speaker 3: a long day for me.
- 1:33Speaker 4: I got to get something in the tank and I
- 1:35Speaker 4: used to pay a single dime to reil session stand
- 1:38Speaker 4: out there. Well, no, I won't even sign it for
- 1:41Speaker 4: an account. I'm too prideful.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Do you have to have an account?
- 1:45Speaker 2: Can I just buy stuff just with my card?
- 1:49Speaker 1: So there's a ham sandwich out there, Kerry.
- 1:51Speaker 2: You don't know how long that ham sandwich has been there?
- 1:53Speaker 1: Well, I saw the expiration date and it's not for
- 1:56Speaker 1: a bit. I think it says that it's got like
- 2:00Speaker 1: days for the expiration.
- 2:02Speaker 2: I trust my nutter butters over away.
- 2:04Speaker 3: I have an extra uncrustable in my back, then I
- 2:07Speaker 3: have to You can.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Take one and you need it so like you need it?
- 2:12Speaker 1: But no, you you need it because because you got
- 2:16Speaker 1: up early, yeah, with barely any notice, and.
- 2:20Speaker 4: It doesn't have the crust carry That's why they're called
- 2:25Speaker 4: isn't that the healthy part isn't the crust.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Isn't that what you used to tell yourself that the
- 2:29Speaker 2: crust was the healthy part.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Somebody says I should door dash to the studio.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Can't do that.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's that place down the street here, this.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Eggsburg, Eggsburg. I have still never door dashed really ever.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Wait just with door dash or like the like delivery
- 2:51Speaker 3: in general.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I mean, okay, here's my thing.
- 2:55Speaker 3: I like a guy that has a boss.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Sure, like pizza delivery driver from a guy that works
- 3:03Speaker 2: at the pizza place and he has a boss.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Because that does.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Bosses give you a level of bossiness.
- 3:13Speaker 3: A level of boss It's.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Not just some guy in his car.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:17Speaker 1: See, I'm getting so many messages now that I should
- 3:19Speaker 1: just door dash something. And I'm like, well, I don't know.
- 3:22Speaker 3: You don't know who is what.
- 3:24Speaker 2: They're touching your food, so it's the boss and they're dirty.
- 3:28Speaker 3: That insists that. It's the same reason I don't uber
- 3:32Speaker 3: or lyft. I will get a taxi.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Nope, I'll get a taxi because the taxi guy has
- 3:37Speaker 2: a boss.
- 3:38Speaker 3: He has a boss, but he has somebody he reports to.
- 3:42Speaker 3: I know about your food thing. This actually blows my mind.
- 3:44Speaker 3: You've never Ubered.
- 3:45Speaker 2: I mean I have been in an uber with somebody
- 3:47Speaker 2: else that has called an uber.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not. I do not listen.
- 3:52Speaker 1: The lift situation when you're traveling is a wonderful thing.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Yeah, they have a rating system. You're pizza guy with
- 4:00Speaker 4: the boss doesn't have a rating system. Some guys can't
- 4:02Speaker 4: see the amount of stars he's collected.
- 4:06Speaker 1: It's just some guy.
- 4:07Speaker 4: The stars is what keeps them on the on the
- 4:10Speaker 4: righteous path.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Geano Barbary. I don't.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I'm not saying it makes sense.
- 4:16Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
- 4:18Speaker 3: We need stars.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Maybe I should see because there's that breakfast sandwich place
- 4:22Speaker 1: that I like, that grumpy dough. Maybe they aren't they
- 4:25Speaker 1: a truck truck, but I think they don't know. Devery,
- 4:29Speaker 1: I'm not sure.