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Worst Movie Remakes Ever · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Think about the worst movie remakes you've ever seen. I want to know,
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though, is there actually a movie remake you enjoyed? Because I know everybody
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rips on Hollywood for not coming up with any original ideas, But I do
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love a sequel, you know me, wells are totally different. Yes,
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as far as remikes go. I loved Dirty Dancing, so I thought Dirty
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Dancing Havana nights like that would be decent. No like Bleach Stinker. Yeah,
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it's just like no Footloose. You know, there's a couple of them.
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It's like, there's no reason to redo this now. I have not
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seen the new Mean Girls. It's in theaters right now. But when I
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brought my kids the other day to see Migration, there was a part of
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me like, gosh, this just to be kind of fun, the nostalgic,
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like, oh, let's go. It's totally different. Yes, like
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no, thanks? All right? So I have the list of the six
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worst movie remakes of all time. Number six, Amanda was the Lion King.
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Yeah, that's a classic. You don't want to mess with. I
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remember when they now say we're doing this live action remake, and I was
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actually very excited because the cast was crazy yep. Beyonce, Yeah, Donald
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Glover. It was like Nyla, Nya, Nyla that I know I'll get,
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So Simba, we'll start there, got Mufasa, we got Nala Nala.
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There you go. Yep. It's one of those things. And this
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is a trend in my life. I get real excited about something and then
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I don't even go see it. You know. No, I get that.
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They did the Aladdin one too, and everyone saw that. So the
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live action ones for me, the only one that I've seen actually is The
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Lion King. I don't care for it. I prefer the animation. Called
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me old school. Those are typically better. Beauty and the beast they did
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it, which is it's all fairy tale stuff. It is easier to depict
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in an animation. I mean, listen, you go for the animation,
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you stay for the soundtrack. I mean, come on. This takes me
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back because when we were growing up, it was either you'd play in band
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or you would be singing an inquire. Heck, yeah, we did this
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whole Lion King montage and the DGF band. Oh great, Willie Walker comes
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in at number five, Willie Walker in the Chocolate Factory and then of course
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that was back in seventy one with Gene Wilder. That things a classic,
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obviously, and then they did the remake in two thousand and five and that
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was a complete stinker. Now it's interesting because they're doing the remake currently,
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Timothy Shallomet who we've been talking about Gay's Wonka in the new movie Wonka too
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Many, Like they're just trying to reinvigorate it and do it over and over
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and over again. I just know number four worst movie remakes of all time.
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A nightmare on Elm Street. We just talked about this fun fact.
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Never saw the first one. There's so many. There's a ton are they?
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I love. I was obsessed with as a kid because it was the
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first movie to ever really traumatize me. Is one of the original ones?
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Is Freddy Krueger guy? I mean, come on, yeah, bumped up?
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So as a kid, I would torture myself by renting them every time
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we'd go to a cash fis video or whatever. But now they did the
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remake in twenty ten and I saw it. I actually thought it was pretty
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good. Really yeah, I really did. Okay. Samantha, by the
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way, chiming in on Facebook, she said the remake of Wonka. Yeah,
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that was pretty good. She really enjoyed that. She said the worst
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remake though, was overboard with Kurt Russell and Goldiehan. She said, leave
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it to the professionals. But she's also not a anim Ferris Fana Ferris.
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Wasn't that they redid the other one? Yeah? She was great and scary
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movies one, two, and three. Isn't that kind of where she became
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famous? Absolutely, that's that's who she is. Come on, I know
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she's done other stuffy the bombs or whatever, but come on, Cindy,
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that's good stuff. Number three of the worst movie remakes. They just did
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this one. White Man Can't Jump. Oh, that's right with Channing Tatum.
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Yeah, we know it was. The dude is a rapper guy,
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white guy. He wears a new Balances. What's his name? Just a
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herd. I really out to look the stuff up before we go on air.
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Tell me you we forget it's easy, Jack Carlow, Jack Carlo,
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there you go. I didn't see the original one either, but I think
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that was that Bill Murray or is that a I think so? Number two
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worst movie remakes of all time, and a lot of people have an opinion
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about this one, the Karate Kid, karate Kid, Machio, whatever they
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did, you were thinking Woody Harrelson for people seeing their minds about Bill Murray,
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Yeah, definitely not. Wasn't it Will Smith's kid in the New One?
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I think so? Yeah, which is probably why the likability factor there
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was, poor kid, nobody likes him, and you Field and Willis,
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there's a few of them. You're like, you know, you're not a
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bad person, just unfortunately, it's just just incredibly annoying. That's unfortunately.
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Really Number one, care to take a guess at the worst movie remake of
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all time? And it wasn't Dirty Dancing because that was going to be on
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my list. Going to give you a really subtle hint. Something strange some
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of the cast to didn't they? I think so? But not as they
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weren't. Wasn't Bill Murray in it? I don't know? But it was
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an all female cast? Oh when they get the all female version of it?
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Yeah, that kind of fell flat a little bit. And again there's
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just classics you don't mess with, you just don't do it. Yeah,
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there's songs too, I mean a lot of cover songs that it's just like,
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come on leave it to the original, or when we're listening to stuff,
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I'm like, why does this sound so familiar? Oh, you totally
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ripped it off from there, you know what I will say though, it's
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not a remake, but a sequel that I'm very, very very excited about
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the possibility of. And I've been This is American Pie five. I just
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read real well, I just read that they're working on a story right now.
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Now it all comes down to like if the studio picks it up and
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whatnot. And I know that was the rasue before, but they're working on
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it. The Stiff I was gonna say, where would we be if there
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was another one? Well, the number four was the American Reunion where that
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left off is Jimbo's dad, who's of course Gena. Yeah that's his name.
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Yeah it's Gene, Yeah, Geene, Yes, the guy from s
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Creek. Anyway, so he gets together with Stiff Wor's mom, who is
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of course played by the wonderful Jennifer. I can't think of a single thing,
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right, I know, I took Nike weel last night. I'm pretty
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sure I'm still on that. It's the worst feeling, but yes, but
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they got together so huge stars now, which is so crazy. They both
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picked up after s Creek and then of course from White Lotus White Loadus.
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Yeah, yeah, so they're they're real big. So that would be great
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to have more of a storyline with those two getting together. But then of
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course he got ready for that. You don't want to know what the Stiffmeister's
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doing. It is mid forties, you don't want that. I think we
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know. I think you do an in the morning, Big ninety eight point
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seven. I know you're gonna be a weird about this because historically I just
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feel like you're kind of on your high horse as far as hygien goes.
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So when I say pride myself in personal hygiene, I apologize bike. Yeah.
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Well, when I say how often do you change your underwear? Let
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me guess every day, every day, sometimes twice if I work out or
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you know whatever. Really well, let me tell you. Because health experts
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have weighed in on how often you should be washing your underwear or changing your
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underwear. I will get this out of the way. They say women,
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given the types of underwear women wear and what you got going on down there,
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yep, they recommend daily. Okay, got it. Okay, you're
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right on you uh boys, they're just less crevices and things of that culture.
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Whitey tidies probably change once a day box or briefs where they say box
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of briefs, you can go days. Okay, oh, get out of
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hug day. Now let me tell you my policy, because I know you're
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all dying to know. Hang on, Am I going to be prepared for
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this? Probably not. So It's kind of like my approach to food and
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expiration dates. You know. It's like anything they recommend a day, they
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say, hey, eat this by this date. Now that's not what I
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go by. You got to run it through the test. Okay, you
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don't do the smiff test. Does it look expired, does it smell expired?
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And does it taste expired? Taste food? I'm talking about food.
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Oh gotcha? Gotcha. Now when it comes to underwear, exact same process.
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No, but if it looks like people are so weird about that,
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I don't have enough underwear. I can't be washing clothes constantly because of the
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amount of underwear I've got dirty. I mean, you have at least like
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a week's worth seven pair. I take a good seven. I'm seven deep
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in the underwear draw okay, and of course a boxer brief guy then of
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course, yeah, yeah, I know in boxers. I just don't get
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the point of that ones. Yeah yeah, it's like, what why even
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wearing those? I guess those are like granny panties for like, it is
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kind of like whoa, No, I feel like granny panties are makes sense.
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It's the types of thongs that some women wear. Oh so what what
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does this even do? Why is it? Why is it there? It's
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just like, hey, yes, I'm supposed to be wearing undis, so
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here we go. You're right, man, it's a societal thing. We've
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been pressured by society to wear things under our pants, and you know,
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sometimes you just don't have to. Well, I know a lot of ladies
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don't. Is that something you've participated in? Are you participating right now?
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Everyone's dying to know. I wasn't gonna go through this. How many pairs
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of underwear do you have on right now? Zero? What I'm wearing leggings?
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Like, I just yeah, I oh, this is so weird and
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no it's it is. But also because my daughter she watches me get ready
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and stuff, and sometimes she's like but you're not wearing and I'm like,
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but you are, Like this is like we're two different people. I'm thirty
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eight, you're four. I don't know how to explain this. And then
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she'll you know, she's very observant of what's going on. All kids are,
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so now she is like, why don't I have to wear a bra?
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It's like mom does see there's certain things. Mom can get away with
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it, and she can. Yeah, honey, unlike Mommy, you can
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run without giving herself a black eye. I get a man in a morning.
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Seven. Well, I'd like to consider this our apology segment. Yeah,
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after what you just went through. We were discussing the worst movie remakes
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of all time. It's just a simple topic, really, but when discussing
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movies sometimes the topic of actors and actresses gets brought up, and ideally we'd
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be able to remember those people's names. We were unable to do so.
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So I guess we'll say we get a lot of messages, is the reason
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for this. Yeah, She and Tia said it's a Eugene Levy. I
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love you, but you guys are killing me this morning. She said,
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I said, yeah, trust me, we're well aware. We're talking about
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American Pie potentially getting a fifth one, and of course we're looking for Eugene
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Levy. However, I think I said Gene, and then you, instead
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of saying no, I don't think that's it, you looked me in the
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eyes and said, yeah, it's Gene. Well, I see Eugene and
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Gene. I mean, obviously we're close totally. But then we went with
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Jennifer Coolidge. I couldn't think of that. Jack Harlowe. I couldn't even
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possibly draw that out of my head, and then got worse when I mistook
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Woody Harrelson for Bill Murray. So we also got a text from your husband,
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Amanda Nick, who said you two better get it together this morning.
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Yeah, which is just, you know, to get that sort of criticism,
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you know, somebody so close to me too, just really like he's
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he's your biggest supporter, but also your biggest critic, you know. Gosh,
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So that just a moment to apologize, thank you for putting up with
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us. We say it all the time, but that was a moment that
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we get back, and you know, me never like to make excuses,
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right. However, I did take nikewell last night and I threw away the
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little plastic cup. So I had to kind of just ballpark how much I
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should take, and I think I might overdid it. Yeah, great idea.
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Bike a great idea and Amanda in the morning on Big seven, here's
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what you need to know. Well, we already know that our community is
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amazing, and when asked to come together, we do, and we're doing
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it this week. This is so great. If you haven't been over to
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the Fargo Dome to help pack ten million meals in ten days, get in
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on it. It's still going all the way through Monday. Fargo Pack for
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Feed my starving Children is just I mean, working away. The organizations,
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the people that are coming out there, they already are over three million meals.
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That's crazy. And these go worldwide. Yeah, I mean I was
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gonna say, because I feel like that Fargo would be set. That's crazy.
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What a cool thing you're going out there to help. Yeah, we're
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gonna go out on Friday between eleven thirty and one thirty. We were wanting
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to do it with our family, but you have to be over five in
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order to participate. So my husband and I are going to go out there
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and do that. But it's super easy it's two hour increments, and they
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make it so easy. If you just go to fargopac dot org, all
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you have to do is put a little details in there and sign on.
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It seems like it's fun too. Everybody's having a good time out there doing
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good things. Yeah. Absolutely, Heck, maybe I'll go. You should
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all the way until Monday to do so these guys are not doing good things.
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I don't know. I know, I know you're going out to town
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this weekend and we'll go. Then go. I challenging, except all right,
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I know our afternoon guy, James, he's been going out there almost
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every single night and he said it's just really cool, the atmosphere, all
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the people out there. So guy's a good guy, James, he really
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is. Over the weekend offences in ozgood were vandalized. So what's going on
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here? I noticed it in our neighborhood on our Facebook group that somebody had
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taken and I don't know if they tied something to it, took the vehicle
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and took out a fence, and I'm like, this is a very weird
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thing to vandalize. Just offense offense, Yeah, people vandalizing, just to
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vandalize, just to cause destruction. You know, there's a deeper issue there,
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totally just sad. Well, now one of it is. One of
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the reasons they're thinking it is is because of this viral TikTok challenge. It's
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known as the the kool aid Man challenge kool aid Man challenge. Are you
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telling me they're running through the fence and saying yeah, I see and that's
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just it? Are they really or are they just damaging and like, oh
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this is cool? Because it's not cool. Also, the commercials like from
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the eighties or nineties, so the kids don't know that. Although it was
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on Family Guy, Oh was it? There was a recurring bit on Family
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Guy, one of the great animated shows of our time. Well, it's
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still just very annoying to me. First of all, the damage of the
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fence if you have not priced defense, they're not cheap, and even trying
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to get it fixed in the winter, if you have a pet and that
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pet gets loose, I just can't. You don't need Family Guy's a good
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show or what I feel like you just kind of moved right on, is
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that Stewie? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I watched it, just making
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sure on the right. Yeah, it's Stewie show. That's the whole show,
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Just old Stewie the stew man. Oh gosh. And people are injecting
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what are we doing here? Salmon sperm into their faces to banish wrinkles?
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Hot new trend for twenty twenty four four. Does it work? Well?
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They're saying they're doing this to encourage the skin to repair itself. A lot
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of people do this, like, for instance, like a botox meant you
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do it out depending on your skin, every three months. This is one
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of those. It's not just a one and done procedure for three p fifty
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people are doing it three times a year. I just need to know why.
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I need more information. It's just curious. Does it come from?
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Well, it comes from with salmon. But who decides this? You know
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how many animals did they have to go through before they determined that the salmon's
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seed was the most effective. See, that's just it. I mean,
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I know there's me. I did a lot of prac studies back in college.
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I hate to be a part of that one though. The horse no
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done work? Okay? Any what else we got snake? Can we get
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it out of a snake with the salmon? It was like the Omega threes
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were strong, and they're like, Okay, we're gonna narrow it down a
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little bit. Maybe I'll have to get a little salmon in it. Like
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you know how a lot of people, like my sister in law has a
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chicken for laying eggs, you know, just so they can produce their own
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eggs. Yeah, so I just keep a salmon at home. Just get
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a big fish day. Yeah, I'll have the best skin in town.
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I'll have the best pike's getting younger happening, But must be that salmon.
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Where's he at anyway? Always up in Alaska for the third time this year's
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fishing trick. What's a dumber challenge in your opinion? The kool aid man
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fence challenge or the salmon sperm challenge. I don't know if either of them
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are for me, but I could be wrong. Again, anybody is doing
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this here in the Fargo area. I'd love to have some more details,
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you think. After the salmon fish, yeah, he looks at you and
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goes yeah, or your head and you're headed right to a facial place to
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get going to some lady's face. I don't know. Is like, I'll
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tell you what though I'll say this, it's interesting. It is. That's
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why we're talking about it. It is because people do crazy things all the
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time, and you need to know what people are doing. The price people
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pay to look younger. I mean, it's it's a billion dollar business,
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number one for informative programming here. That's why we got the like it Amenda
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in the morning on Big Nutty eight points seven. No, Amanda fills the
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sea. Let's see brat to buy Valley Service Mechanical. So we've been talking
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about it. There was that clip that went viralist Selena Gomez gossiping with Taylor
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Swift at the Golden Globes, and there were a lot of rumors whether or
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not they were talking about Kylie Jenner and Timothy Schella May because they are dating.
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They were kind of kissing the little lovey dovey for the first time in
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public, and Timothy got interviewed yesterday and he said, no, we're fine,
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everything's cool. There's no bad blood here. Selena Gomez and I feel
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like she usually just avoids this at all costs, but she didn't want the
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rumors to be out there about her being a mean girl. She jumped onto
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Instagram and said, I told Taylor about two of my friends who hooked up.
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Not that that's anybody's business, but you're still talking about somebody. I
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like it. Yeah, Well, I'm just dying to know who in the
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room it Coul's gotta be somebody in the room, right. Well, the
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way she kind of scooted over there, crouched down, and it was Miles
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Teller's wife next to Taylor Swift, who kind of looked at her like,
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oh boy. And I don't remember if they looked around at the person,
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but it felt like it was some serious hot goss that they just were witnessing.
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There were some rumors that Merle Streep and Martin Short had a little something
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going on. Oh I did see that. I don't know why that.
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That's just so adorable. It is. I don't know if either of them
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were married or not, but it would be less adorable if that was if
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they were both happily married. But if that was it, it's like,
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oh, Mark, are you kidding me? Trying to swoop in on Merle,
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Like that's just i'd probably your favorite thing. I don't know, I
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can't think of a single thing right, Oh my gosh, I know he's
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a hilarious comedian. I said what he was in, all right, Jimmy
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Kimmel, Speaking of hilarious, he was, I guess is he? I
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don't know, he tries to be at this point in life. I don't
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know if they're funny or the people writing the jokes. It's hard to say.
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They're just the delivery vehicle. Yeah, which is I mean, that's
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an art in itself. Like Jimmy Fallon, I don't know if he writes
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any of those jokes, but he's funny about it. It's just what It's
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not what they say, it's how they say it exactly, I mean.
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And he I think he's probably more funny than Jimmy Kimmel, But either way.
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Jimmy Kimmel Show went live for the first time after the New Year,
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and he took some time to talk about Aaron Rodgers. You know, they've
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had this feud basically since COVID last week, Aaron Rodgers had made a comment
18:40
of him basically probably wanting the Epstein List to not come out because he could
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possibly be on it. Yes, when it comes, they're talking about the
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Epstein List, this hypothetical list, and he said a lot of people are
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hoping Jimmy Kimmel included that it doesn't come out obviously, insinuating that he's a
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pedophile. Right, and so then what's his name? Kimmel comes back with
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this, because God gave him the ability to throw a ball, he's smarter
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than everyone else. The idea that his brain is just average is unfathomable to
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him. Aaron got two a's on his report card. They were both in
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the word Aaron. Okay, that's pretty funny. I do enjoy that.
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So the reason he brought it up on Monday is because he knew yesterday Aaron
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Rodgers was going to be live on Pat mcavie show like he is every week,
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and wondering if he was going to address it, and he kind of
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did. I'm not stupid enough to accuse you of that with absolutely zero evidence,
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concrete evidence. That's ridiculous. So I'd like to put this to bed.
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We'd like to put it to bed, too. But you keep waking
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up the bear like that's what you're doing. You're poking the bear. When
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he had to get the last chap, but he went on, I mean
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that was like a seven minute monologue about Jimmy Kimmel, none of which was
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he taking any fault for it. And then at the end, you know,
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you can't do that. You can't like just rip into somebody and to
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be all right, now we're done. Now we're done. I got the
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last word. You know. Yeah, I just don't like it. I'm
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over all of it. Well that's one way to yeah, for sure,
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and Fitty sent New Year knew him. He jumped on Instagram yesterday and said
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that he's going to be practicing abstinence in twenty twenty four. He said,
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my new idea is so big. I don't have time to be distracted.
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I'm practicing abstinence. I've been meditating and focusing on my goals. I hope
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this New Year helps you excel to the next level. He tagged a couple
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of his liquor brands and he says he doesn't want to be distracted, but
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to me, abstaining from it would be incredibly distracting. But also the big
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question for a lot of people is he's got a model girlfriend named Cuban Link.
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I don't know if they're still together or not, but he's are you
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sure that is in her ethnicity, in her favorite style of sausage or is
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that her name? God, the one thing about that joke is it took
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me a second, but I was a stretch. I don't know it was
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said no, that that's her name, but I'm not sure she's she's aware
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of his big goals for twenty twenty four. I hope they're on the same
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page. Yeah, I don't know if Cuban link is also against it,
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or maybe she's single and ready to mingle, or maybe you know, just
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the sausage lane like an in the morning, big nutty eight points. Can
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you remember the stupidest thing you ever saw somebody do at a party? Oh?
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Gosh, yes, and a lot of them were at our home.
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Unfortunately, you're you're you were the party house, like in high school or
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in college. Well, I went to college in Colorado. I'll just say
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that, so doesn't have to be drinking parties. No high school, you
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were just having have no idea, how you know? My parents came home
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one time and there was candles in the ceiling. We had those ceilings that
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like popped up in the bottom. There were candles, Like my mom had
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candles all over the house. So somebody had decided they were going to put
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a candle in the ceiling and then if you got a party to the house,
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at least respect the space. Yep, respect they got a lot of
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space. It happened to be before the holidays, and when we were unwrapping
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Christmas presents there were tabs, coke tabs and cigarette isn't it funny in the
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Christmas tree like in some of the ornament, Like what in the world that's
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not subtle. One time my parents were out of town and this was such
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a big risk for me to have friends, not even a huge party,
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but like a bunch of friends over. Yeah, and I tried so hard,
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meticulously cleaned. I know, if somebody's been in my home, yes,
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yes, and somehow they found out. I thought for sure i'd gone
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away with it. And what do you know they found out anyway? Yeah,
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no, there was somebody had like scratched in on my mom's table.
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Oh, it was just it was so bad, Like it was so bad.
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That's when we turned to bonfire parties, like there was no being allowed
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in our home. And you knew Big Mama she wasn't having it like at
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all, like you don't mess with her stuff. Somebody found one of her
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personal items once and that like a purse, No, a little bit more
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per oh, like a keepsake, that old family airline. She had,
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like this massage device oh yes, yes, and one of those battery operated
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yes, yeah, massages. Yes. And then it ended up going missing
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and then there was never a conversation about it. But I mean, obviously
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she knew it was gone, and it's just awful. I can't even know
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that's for you, traumatizing, but for everybody else involved, hilarious. We
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were at my friend's house and then we yep, we found his What do
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you know his mom had one of those battery operated massagers as well. Yeah,
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it came out of the drawer and all suddenly he was getting swung around
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in the kitchen and my gosh, mom's had really stiff next my gosh,
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what Yeah, distressful raising kids like this, throwing parties at the house.
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Well, this guy, this might be the stupidest thing I've seen somebody do
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at a party. And if you have one to weigh in on seven oh
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one two eight oh one ninety eight seven, Texas call Us would love to
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hear the story. But this guy, it went viral because of course,
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people were taking photos of it and videos. They're at this party, massive
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decorative urn. Okay, so picture giant like vase and this kid trying to
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be the you know, life of the party glass clown gets inside of it
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and gets stuck. Okay, how big its human? I mean he had
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like crouched down to get in there, you know, and we were seeing
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earn. Were there ashes in it? Or is just like a decorative got
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it? Okay? Sorry I missed up. Prampa wasn't in there. That's
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what I've been visiting. I'm like, did how many ashes? Like?
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Was it a whole the whole family? Got an earn? I gotcha?
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Okay, So this guy gets in there and you can see the photo here.
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Man, this dude is stuck. Okay, massive earths photos going viral.
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Well, eventually they just had to crack the urn. Now apparently it's
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a three thousand dollars earn. So you can imagine how mad the parents were
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when they came home. So they cracked the urn not before a lot of
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people online were having some fun saying things like, well, he's not getting
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out until I get my three wishes. That's good. I like that.
24:51
It's pretty good. Somebody else called him potzilla. It's not funny. I
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should have stopped. You should have stopped. Ye, he was white and
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Amanda in the morning on sign we have on our hands. One of the
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great mysteries of our time. Oh yeah, are you prepared to be taken
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by this situation? It takes place in a South Florida prison where a woman
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named Daisy is in prison on a second degree murder charge. Okay, okay,
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not good. Now. Daisy, as she awaits her trial, is
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in prison, has become pregnant. Okay, conjugal visit, No conjugal visits.
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Now, it's the mystery because of course it's in a female prison.
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She's gonna cell by herself. When Daisy was asked how she possibly could become
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pregnant while in prison, her excuse was that her and a fellow inmate somehow
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became pregnant by passing a fertile glove back and forth between an air conditioning vent.
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Well, that is the most wild thing I've ever heard. Yeah,
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a fertile rubber glove of passionate it back and forth. Somehow was able to
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impregnate you. How has the glove become fertile? Yeah, you haven't said
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you haven't seen a case like this since BC, since that manger the Oh
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that's good. Well, you know, no, I'm very well aware of
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that any immaculate conception. Here's my uh, here's my question. Okay,
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Joseph's like you that happened? Was there? Uh? Maybe? No?
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As I mean, what are they called not a warrant the guy who was
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standing there? Oh just the guard, the guard, but the prison guard.
26:37
But I feel like they have another name, like they probably do.
26:40
Do you think he did it? I would I would like to think that
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we're going to be pointing our fingers here at I've watched some of these crime
26:47
shows or whatever, or when you know you fall in love. There was
26:48
that case where that woman ended up falling in love with that guy and he
26:52
snuck her out one of the prison guards. Oh yeah, no that I
26:56
mean that was a great one of the great love stories of twenty twenty.
26:59
But this she's now been moved over to the mental health section of the correctional
27:03
facility, and she's pregnant, like she's for real pregnant. Right. You
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know, some people online anyway, not me, have been renaming this prison
27:11
the nuthouse. Yeah, not me, but somebody else somebody gets somebody online
27:18
said that, which I just find a repulsive. Oh God. I hope
27:22
anyway that they figure this out, because we can't have prisoners getting pregnant via
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an air conditioning. Well, what I'm hoping that they're gonna do is,
27:30
you know there's gonna be You know that there's one guy for the job,
27:33
and that's Maury. Bring him in, have everybody do the test or whenever,
27:37
send them all down and we will get to the bottom of it.
27:40
I mean, how do you swab in air conditioning? Can you imagine He's
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just sitting there all of a sudden, He's like, okay, and when
27:45
it comes to the air conditioning vent you are I'm just spitballingneer not the fot
27:52
pike. It a man in the morning. Come, I'll get up on
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DIG seven. How'd you sleep last night? You said? Pretty good?
28:02
I did. Actually it was one of those I don't remember waking up in
28:06
the middle of the night really at all. Let me look at me.
28:07
Do you have a do you wear like a fit better? Y? No,
28:10
I'm afraid do because I know the results. Your sleep score is going
28:12
to be twenty. Yes. However, America, I'm not alone. Americans
28:17
say on average they have one hundred and thirteen nights of bad sleep per year.
28:22
I could see that that's what almost half a little less, but still
28:26
that's about a third if I had to guess. There's no way to really
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know, man, But yeah, I got a solid seven hours last night,
28:33
Joe Rich is huge. I don't think I've ever got seven hours to
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sleep. I guess on the weekend, you know what I mean, Like
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I sleep great on the weekend. Yeah, but then during the week I
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just I just can down figure it out. My body can't. I got
28:44
to figure it out mentally, Yeah, because a lot of mine are like
28:45
that's six sometimes maybe five, and it's interrupted for sure. I'm going through
28:51
what everybody is a little bit of sickness, you know what I mean.
28:55
I feel like everybody's sick so last night, and that's always not Honestly,
28:57
I look forward to being sick because that gives me sort of the license to
29:00
use Nike WILL. Right, Well, i'm sick, of course I can
29:04
take a big swig of Nike WILL. Have you ever tried thailantal PM?
29:07
I have a lot of friends. You will pop up, Okay, that'll
29:11
pop a tilantal PM. I know we've talked about melotone, and we've gone
29:14
through this sleep situation with you numerous times. And the problem is a lot
29:18
of those things you're not supposed to be using every nine of course on occasion,
29:22
even melatonin, right, you're supposed to be using that regularly. If
29:25
your body becomes immune to it, doesn't it well basically what they say.
29:27
Anyways, if you keep using melatonin, it restricts your body's natural ability to
29:32
produce melatonin. So in that melatonin, it helps you fall asleep, but
29:36
it doesn't help you stay asleep, So very true. I mean, it's
29:38
still helped so better nothing, but then a lot of times I'll feel groggy.
29:41
Obviously we get up early, so in order to like have it wear
29:45
off, you got to take it at six pm or something, you know.
29:48
I know, And people forget waking up when your alarm goes off at
29:52
three thirty in the morning. I don't care if you went to bed at
29:53
seven or eight o'clock a night, your alarm clock still went off at three
29:56
thirty in the morning. Your body hard to adjust to. There's your natural
30:00
circadian rhythm, and I'm telling you it's not that it's very unnatural to do.
30:06
However, we should just wake up. Would you go to bed with
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the sun and wake up with the sun. That's how you're supposed to do
30:11
it, how I imagine. Yeah, A lot of people say, what
30:14
a bad night a sleep would technically be is a night that ruins there's not
30:18
enough sleep, so it ruins the next day, which definitely it's not even
30:22
so much like for us, I could lay wake all night and that happens
30:26
frequently, and I've gotten really good about trying not to nap during the day.
30:32
That really helped me out because then I by the time, you know,
30:34
six thirty seven o'clock rolls around, I'm exhausted and I can crash.
30:38
That's the struggle for us because if you get done, not to just keep
30:41
talking about our schedules. I'm sure you're all very interested, but everybody has
30:45
different things, and I actually I think people are interested, like, how
30:48
do you do that where you know, for instance, tomorrow night, then
30:49
it's happy hour from four to six and you're still just rolling right, We're
30:53
just machines. You guys can kidding it? Well, absolutely, I mean
30:56
that's unniable, but you know, when you get home in the afternoons,
30:59
like what, everybody else is working, My wife is working, none of
31:02
my friends want to ditch work and go have a beer. So it's like,
31:03
well, I'll just lay down and pass out for three hours. How's
31:07
that? See? And that's also a huge portion of one of the problems
31:11
is how long are you supposed to nap? Some people say, is it
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twenty minutes? Like that's it for me? A twenty minute nap is good
31:18
because you're like, oh, I rest it a little, but then I'm
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up. But it still takes me a little bit to get out of that.
31:22
Well yeah, and I can never fall asleep fast enough, you know
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what I mean, Like, oh, set your alarm for twenty minutes,
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okay, Well twenty minutes later, I'm still gonna be away. So it's
31:32
really hard to really hard to time it. For me. If I lay
31:34
down without an alarm in the afternoon, it's three hours, like almost to
31:37
the minute, no matter how I naturally wake up, and it feels like
31:41
I'm digging myself out of the grave, like coming out of a coma.
31:45
Well, here's the good news. You can add that to your sleep for
31:47
the night, right, Can you say, oh, I got three hours
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of s Yeah, I've been sleeping in shifts for years.