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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Eric Eager, PFF's Horrible NFL QB Rankings · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yeah, I'm fil you alive from filling.
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  Speaker 1: It's the folio Don Foolsco as always Polly Fusco in
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  Speaker 1: with Tony Fusco and Tony. Last week a total disaster.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we tried to launch our first new show
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  Speaker 1: on the Fusco podcast network, and well, we realized, you know, quickly,
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  Speaker 1: that we couldn't dilute the brand of content you're familiar
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  Speaker 1: with with such subpart terrible, unprofessional content. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna put that network on hold. And then you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about on hold this is our last show of
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  Speaker 1: the season before our much deserve vacation. And also because
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  Speaker 1: there's absolutely nothing interesting to talk about, right Tony, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bucks sons. I would only be interested if you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about the bucks that you're paying me not to watch
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  Speaker 1: that series. And then in on top of that we
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  Speaker 1: get to go sit out in the sun. That was
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: so great. How you tied the team names in there,
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  Speaker 1: turning them into analogy of metaphors and whatnot. You know,
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  Speaker 1: just proves why we can't have a podcast network with
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  Speaker 1: other shows, because our programming is just too good. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, talking about that today, we have a fine
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  Speaker 1: example of counter programming. You know, we're not gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about NBA in that ratings sludge. No, we're gonna talk NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the biggest stories of the off season
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  Speaker 1: this terrible list that was distributed by the stupid idiots
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  Speaker 1: over a Pro Football Focus who put together this list
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  Speaker 1: ranking the top thirty two quarterbacks in the league. At people, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna bring on one of the guys who's at
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  Speaker 1: Pro Football Focus. He's in research and development there, exactly nerd. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: This nerd works there as a data scientist. His name
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  Speaker 1: is Eric Eager. Yeah, I'm eager to tell him how
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  Speaker 1: terrible his list is. Yeah, there you go again, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: A great, great job. Anyway, we're gonna fill you in
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  Speaker 1: so you'll know how terrible this list is. And we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that right now so you can see it
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  Speaker 1: all for yourself in our top story s. All right, people,
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  Speaker 1: let's just go over this list so you can see
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  Speaker 1: what hot garbage it is. All right. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: number one quarterback they've got ranked, Patrick Mahomes, people, Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes just lost the Super Bowl. How can your rank
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  Speaker 1: of number one? You know, when a van the Holy
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  Speaker 1: Field got his ass kicked by the greatest fighter ever.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm talking about Mr George Foreman. Nobody in
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  Speaker 1: the boxing community had a Vander holy Field number one,
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  Speaker 1: and you know then they got Brady at number don't
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  Speaker 1: the guy's fifty two years old. You're talking metrics, algorithms,
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  Speaker 1: that's the only algorithm you need to know. And do
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  Speaker 1: people even still use algorithms? Everything al Gore is predicted
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  Speaker 1: has never even come true. Great point, Tony, I wondered
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  Speaker 1: at myself. Uh, moving down the list. Another egregious choice
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  Speaker 1: at number seven, Dac Prescott. Now, how can you rank
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback at number seven who just suffered a season
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  Speaker 1: ending catastrophic injury? Exactly. I'm surprised they didn't put Joe
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  Speaker 1: Tisman on the list and number six. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: what happened here is they were trying to guess the
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  Speaker 1: number of games Doc was gonna play next season, and
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  Speaker 1: then someone yelled out seven, and that's what they went with.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only reasonable, comprehensionable explanation, makes total sense. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. You know, I realized I skipped over one here,
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  Speaker 1: and probably for a good reason. They got at number
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  Speaker 1: five to Shaun Watson, which makes me wonder, do these
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  Speaker 1: people own a newspaper a television Do they know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? You have to wonder if the Shawn Watson
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  Speaker 1: forced someone to massage the numbers. Another forced massage by
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  Speaker 1: the Shawn you know you? This is like putting DeShawn
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  Speaker 1: Watson at number five, is like putting Bill Cosby on
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  Speaker 1: your list of top five TV debts. Maybe at one time,
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  Speaker 1: not anymore. I guess maybe they when they're coming up
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  Speaker 1: with this list. One of the stats they take into
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  Speaker 1: account is potential felonies and they give you points for that.
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  Speaker 1: It must be yeah, that must be part of their algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: Al Right, moving down the list, this is another terrible ranking. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: someone who should be way down. They got all the
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  Speaker 1: way up at number twenty. Giants quarterback Daniel Jones. And
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  Speaker 1: what's even stranger about this Tony? This is what they
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  Speaker 1: wrote about him. Let maybe this is their word. Jones
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  Speaker 1: must eliminate the bone headed decisions and turnover worthy plays
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  Speaker 1: that hold the team back. Wait after that, he still
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  Speaker 1: gets ranked number twe better than the twelve of the quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 1: This just proves nobody reads PFF, not even the people
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  Speaker 1: who work for PFF. Absolutely and now that leads to
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  Speaker 1: the worst choice ranking on this whole list at number
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  Speaker 1: thirty one, just above Drew Lock. At number thirty they
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  Speaker 1: have Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts. But that's that's not what
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  Speaker 1: hurts the most. If I may say, he's behind three
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  Speaker 1: guys who have never played a single down in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence at twenty one, justin fields twenty five, Zack
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  Speaker 1: Wilson thirty. You know, this is an abominable nation. That's
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  Speaker 1: like asking who is the best point star and then
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  Speaker 1: choosing three virgins who never even did sex before. Absolutely terrific,
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  Speaker 1: terrific analogy. Uh, and you know, we gotta get into white,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get into this whole thing. And luckily we've
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  Speaker 1: got the perfect person, or I guess should say imperfect
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  Speaker 1: person to talk to because I see him coming on
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  Speaker 1: the line now. So let's get our guests on the
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  Speaker 1: FUSCO satellite network. All right, this guy, he's a former
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  Speaker 1: professor of math at the University of Nebraska NERD. He
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  Speaker 1: joined Pro Football Focus, then became a data scientist there
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  Speaker 1: and now he's the vice president of research and development
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  Speaker 1: whatever that is. Yeah, anyway, let's just bring him on here,
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  Speaker 1: Eric Ego, welcome to the show. Welcome fellas. How's it going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, good, thank you for coming on. I think
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  Speaker 1: you know how it's going. I mean, you know your
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  Speaker 1: site has been the talk of the town with this
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing qubi list you came up with that, you and
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  Speaker 1: your people. Now you call yourself a data scientist, So
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you. What was the data you used
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  Speaker 1: in coming up with that list and what part of
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  Speaker 1: your asshole did it come from? Uh? Well, I think
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  Speaker 1: there's only really one part. Uh. You know, there's many
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  Speaker 1: different ways to to sort of, uh you know, manipulate data.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's only one way though, to expel it
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  Speaker 1: from your your cavity. Though, well, you expelled a lot
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  Speaker 1: of data from your I mean it was a diarrhea
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  Speaker 1: of data your back cavity, you know. Can I just
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  Speaker 1: say this respectfully. If there's one thing I hate, it's
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  Speaker 1: these nerds like you who come to the game of
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  Speaker 1: football with your data and your rankings and your algorithms.
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  Speaker 1: You know, wasn't you know, dungeons and Dragons good enough
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  Speaker 1: for you? Yeah? Maybe, I mean maybe, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, long suffering Philadelphia fans from the days of
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  Speaker 1: Buddy Ryan to rich code types uh to uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: great some very I'm trying to think of Ray rohads
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  Speaker 1: all these things and and who got you, you know,
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  Speaker 1: finally Chip Kelly part of Partners the who finally got
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  Speaker 1: you your your first Super Bowl ring? It was Doug Peterson.
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  Speaker 1: And what was Doug Peterson using? He was using the math.
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  Speaker 1: He was going for fourth downs. Everybody loves Philly Special,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: but the Philly Special is was a fourth down play.
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  Speaker 1: That is that his math guys told me to go for.
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  Speaker 1: So that's how I heard. I heard. I heard Nick
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  Speaker 1: Foles went into the huddle and he said, look deep
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  Speaker 1: within yourself then and passed the ball to the guy.
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  Speaker 1: You know he felt it in his gut mm hmm. Apologies,
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  Speaker 1: But I gotta ask, what exactly is it that you
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  Speaker 1: people at PF do. Yeah, is this a business? You
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  Speaker 1: sit around rating quarterbacks? You know, it feels to me
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  Speaker 1: like you stole that idea from Hot or Not Remember
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  Speaker 1: Hot or Not where they rate girls. You just took
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  Speaker 1: that idea and you decided to quotterbacks. That what happened
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  Speaker 1: from zucker words mind to our computers to your angst
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  Speaker 1: absolutely Yeah, Yeah, that's basically what we do. We have
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of dorks. I mean, my mom doesn't even
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: have a basement, but like a bunch of dorks and
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  Speaker 1: their mother's basement downstairs. Uh, just grading every every pass,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, basically trying to find fault with
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  Speaker 1: every single Jalen Hurts throw. Yeah, we're gonna get to that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry, We're gonna get to that because that brings
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  Speaker 1: us through this terrible list that you have come up with.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's just go through this list and you
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  Speaker 1: can justify whatever data you're using. All right, let's talk
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  Speaker 1: at number seven. You have Dak Prescott. Now, I want
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  Speaker 1: to know the system for how you came to that number.
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  Speaker 1: Did you like just pick numbers out of a hat?
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  Speaker 1: And if so, how big was the hat and how
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  Speaker 1: close to your asshole was it? Well? Uh, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm trying to I don't have his heard against
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  Speaker 1: Philly off the top of my head, but I do remember,
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  Speaker 1: um that that look. Prescott is one of the more
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  Speaker 1: impressive quarterbacks in football. Um since day one. Um, I know,
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  Speaker 1: you know he did lose a game against Philadelphia sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: but that was because they were already twelve and three,
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  Speaker 1: played some schmock named Tony Romo in his stead. I know,
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  Speaker 1: he went on the road in eighteen ice in his
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  Speaker 1: veins Sunday Night football and beat the Eagle on his day,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the overtime game, the second game of that year.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Dak Dak's forty two and seven as a starter.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, but he's coming off a season ending catastrophic injury.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because aren't you surprised? I was surprised you
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  Speaker 1: don't have Joe Timan a number exactly. Yeah, that's true,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Tisman, you know, straight to the booth from the are.
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  Speaker 1: I think that would have probably been a better move
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  Speaker 1: for Prescott. But you know, he shows grit, honestly, grit,
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  Speaker 1: great characteristic of the city of Philadelphia, coming back from
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  Speaker 1: that injury. Already on his you know, already on his
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  Speaker 1: team back. They're running around throwing the ball. Um. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if if Dallas will be good. They
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  Speaker 1: always seem to trip themselves up, but I think Prescott's
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  Speaker 1: a pretty good, pretty good quarterback. You all right, though,
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  Speaker 1: Rit is the most we can agree on this. Grit
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  Speaker 1: is the most important quality for a quarterback, right that
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  Speaker 1: absolutely got to look at the great quarterbacks. You can't
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  Speaker 1: measure them with statistics, right, No, just grit. You know
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  Speaker 1: you have that heart. So my spreadsheet, grit is the
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  Speaker 1: first college part is the second column. Um, and then
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  Speaker 1: you know the size. You know the size of his balls.
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  Speaker 1: I start to get to the I start to get
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  Speaker 1: to the real statistics. But those are the first three ones,
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  Speaker 1: so you have to go with those. Look at the great, well,
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  Speaker 1: look at the great poorly Ron joys into a second.
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  Speaker 1: Let me I want to talk about this. You just
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  Speaker 1: said the size of his balls? Right, Okay, then how
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  Speaker 1: come I read all this list and I don't see
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: a Mr Nick or is he on you on the list?
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you've heard of Mr Fols' reputation
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: by that he means his penis sure. The problem is
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: is like you know, if you don't use it, you
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: lose it, as they say. And I don't know if
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: you watched any Chicago Bears fan games last year, but
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, they were of the blue variety and that
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: in those. I don't know about you. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but a guy who works at PFF for a living
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  Speaker 1: doing what you'll do I think your your balls must
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  Speaker 1: be as blue as a smurf, looking like the Pacific Ocean. Okay, okay, yeah,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: can I you you turn the football because I guess
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: your career and Dungeons and Dragons wasn't working out for you, right,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't good enough at Dungeons and Dragons. No, alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep going down the list. Yeah, because we gotta
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  Speaker 1: get the Deshaun Watson at number five as a man
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  Speaker 1: of reason. I gotta ask you, do you watch the news?
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  Speaker 1: I do watch the news. I uh yeah. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about clearly on the field here, right, clearly on the
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  Speaker 1: field here, which is good backtrack. That's how you know
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia fans in the past. That's how they handled Andre Waters.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: That's how they handled folks like that. Like you guys,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: can you guys can sort of empathize with that that
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: we're only talking about. We're only talking about Deshaun Watson. Well,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: let me ask you, and this is a safe space.
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  Speaker 1: Did uh did Deshaun Watson? Did he pressure you to
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  Speaker 1: massage those numbers a little bit? Yeah? Uh no, But
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, look I don't check my d M on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram that much, so he could have um, but maybe
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: he just got lucky. Well, they probably got that dough.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, based on what goes on there. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we'll move on because you know, we like to stay
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  Speaker 1: away from subjects. Uh. You know what, Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: the most controversial though. Ranking on your list the most
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  Speaker 1: agreedis ranking number thirty unbelievable. Not only is it terrible
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  Speaker 1: and frankly unforgivable that you put jaln Ards at number
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  Speaker 1: thirty one, but you'll put three quarterbacks who haven't hyped
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  Speaker 1: a single down in the NFL ahead of him, Trevor Lawrence,
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  Speaker 1: Zack Wilson justin fields. Don't You'll think that is both
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  Speaker 1: offensive and also just playing dumb. You know that the
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: fact the matter is, And look, I think this is
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  Speaker 1: true about it. A lot of things oftentimes will value
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  Speaker 1: things we've never seen before more than crappy things we've
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: seen a little bit of. And I think that that's
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: that's kind of what's going into the to the Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Hurts was a spark. Look, you guys beat Philadelphia, you
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  Speaker 1: guys beat a team with a tight end playing quarterback
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  Speaker 1: at that was a very impressive win. But like I
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: would say, look, one win over Tayson Hill, losses to
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, Andy Dalton uh And and Alex Smith who
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: has part of his left ass cheek is his calf muscle.
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  Speaker 1: Now do not a great quarterback pick. In fact, he
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: was he bench for Nate Sudfeldt. Was that a thing
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: or was it? You had to give him playing time,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: very excellenteen playing time. We all do that, you know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Why are you so
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: down on the Eagles? Yeah? Your last name is practically Eagle. Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I thought we were bringing Eric Eagle on the show
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: and you would be a little more positive on the Eagles.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I am positive. I think you guys are going to
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  Speaker 1: get the first crack at the best quarterback to college football.
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  Speaker 1: I could see that you're trying to say, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just told on one moment, don't you think Nick Foles?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, based on the measurable, come on,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: all the measurable shot nick Foles too. Like that's you'll
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: always have a shot at Nick Foles. You'll always have
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: a Nick Foles is going to be Nick Foles is
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: going to be the fallback for the Eagles forever. I'll
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: be Gray before Nick Foles retires because they'll always have
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: a show. Let me ask you, what's your favorite team?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Who did you grow up? Well? Who is your team?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a I'm an Andy Reid fan. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City fan. That's why Patrick Mahomes is number one
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  Speaker 1: on your list. Wait a second, we just exposed great journalism, Tony.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We just exposed the bias behind this whole list. You know,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I think you need to come out right now and
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: admit not only are you biased told the chiefs, your
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: biased toward your own home and your own stupid preferences.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Come on and minute right now, you're by by Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, I'm biased. I'm biased for winning. I'm biased
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: not a f C championship games, two straight Super Bowls
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: and Super Bowls media. Yeah, I look, when it's tough,
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  Speaker 1: I get. I get a choice between one and three
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  Speaker 1: as a starter, fifty complete percentage running enough and I'll take.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a number. A number is zero. That's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the amount of time I can spend listening to you,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Eric Ego, Because where are you going to do something
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: right now? Tony? Tell you what are you going to show? Yeah?
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Tick him off? The show? Football Focus all like close
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  Speaker 1: football folk. Man, I just lost I just lost fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minutes my life. I'll never get back to Gonna take fifty.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You got fifteen minutes left to live, you know, Tony,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I'd say that guy is never to be able to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: show his face in public again. But based on that conversation,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think he gets out in public much. Yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be too eager to go outside if I
• 18:09
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  Speaker 1: flight right now on Virgin Galactic and hey, you'll be
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: a space virgin no more. All right, Well that wraps
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  Speaker 1: up by advertisement to no, that wraps up season finale.
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  Speaker 1: Just about the vacation. If it isn't the Virgin Galactic himself.
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  Speaker 1: What There's so many things I need to correct on
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  Speaker 1: this episode. Let's just start with this one. Let's start
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: with zero. What you said George Foreman beat a vander Holyfield. No,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it was the other way around. Also, nobody would consider
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: George Foreman to be the greatest fighter ever. Oh yeah, well,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm forming a squad to come to your apartment and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: beat the ship out of you. Yeah. I want to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: be the Foreman of the Jewelry so I can vote
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: not guilty when they try to convict PAULI for murdering you.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Now that's it, that's it, no more. Algorithm has nothing
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: to do with al Gore. I don't know where you
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: came up with that. What Also, Alcore has been right
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: about a lot of things. You should watch an inconvenient
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You wanted inconvenient truth? You're an asshole. Yeah, you're an
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: inconvenient producer vacation. What the Virgin galactic spacecraft does not
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: take you fifty miles into space? It's only fifty miles. Yeah, well,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: of course you would be an expert on Virgin spacecraft. Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I got confused. Fifty miles is the distance every woman
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: keeps from you. There, you go enough out of you
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm not even going to go into the other
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: stupid things you said, because frankly, I'll want to get
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: out of here. Oh well, that's perfect, because you have
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: so many resumes of people lining up to take your
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: job and hopefully when we come back, move up with
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the vacation. Send your resumes Paul and Tony Fusco Show
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. And uh, hey, Tony, you know
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna thank um Eric eager right here. I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: was eager to get him off the show so we
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: could go on vacation. There you go, and that's where
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go. H hey, Tony, what are your vacation plans?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Big plans? No, I probably just sit around and watch TV.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You yeah, meat though. Anyway, people, Uh, in the mean time, remember,
• 22:26
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• 22:30
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  Speaker 1: Bo show and the Tony good job on this episode
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: and Daunta se same to you, poorly another floorlish show
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  Speaker 1: and season. There you go, all right, we'll see it
• 22:51
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