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2047 - Welcome to Plathville (s8e6) "Kick Mud, Kiss My Grits" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Can you guys please go and take this poll Ingrid
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  Speaker 1: has put a poll in the show notes here and
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  Speaker 1: I believe it came out in the newsletter as well.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a poll we're trying to figure out about
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  Speaker 1: video options and whatnot. So if you can just do
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  Speaker 1: me a favor and click the link to the poll
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  Speaker 1: in the show notes, we would appreciate it. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: and enjoy the episode. Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade.
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  Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. It's Plathfell Wednesday. It's whitey Wednesday. If you're
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  Speaker 1: over on Pink Shade Prime, Waspy Wednesday, white hair Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: white white facial hair Wednesday. Yeah. I have a little
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  Speaker 1: slide show that I'll be putting up for this episode.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is when you click like THEO to put
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  Speaker 1: it up and immediately pops up on the screen like that.
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  Speaker 2: See and I want to save that. The stand off
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  Speaker 2: between Zach and Ethan tumble weeds O, I can't do that, Noise.
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  Speaker 1: Zach is doing the most. He's doing the most, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm here for it. He's like, I am
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  Speaker 1: going to heal this family.
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  Speaker 2: I am here he Yeah, I admire that. I think
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  Speaker 2: he's he's genuine, but I do think it comes off
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  Speaker 2: a tiny bit self righteous and judgy. But he has
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  Speaker 2: a right because of how they treated him, So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: pop off, bro, I don't care. Like, yeah, maybe he's
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  Speaker 2: a little Bathan. I wonder if the reason it hasn't
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  Speaker 2: worked out with Teaken is that you are gay.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, have you considered it seems like you.
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  Speaker 2: Have a lot of problems in dealing with women. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm just wondering if you might try something else.
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  Speaker 1: Could be deep seated homophobia. Let's see, I definitely have
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  Speaker 1: lots of things here regarding that.
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  Speaker 2: Where is it that.
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  Speaker 1: I have hesitation of his?
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  Speaker 2: I think he's gay?
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  Speaker 1: So bad, such a nice thing to say about your
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  Speaker 1: future brother in law, your sister that I.
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  Speaker 2: Want Ethan to decide to finally do therapy. He's going
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  Speaker 2: to show up and it's a trans woman. It's the therapist,
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  Speaker 2: a black trans woman.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to leave against everything everything he stands for. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's so funny that we're talking about this because you know,
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  Speaker 1: this morning I did my episode with Keys show with
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  Speaker 1: the rewatch, and it's as if I'm doing the exact
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  Speaker 1: same show twice six years apart. I mean, I just can't.
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  Speaker 2: It's just exactly the same, like I'm making promises to
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  Speaker 2: do things and then not doing them right. Like I've
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  Speaker 2: heard you and Keisha talk about it. How he's promising
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  Speaker 2: Olivia he's going to move and it doesn't and then
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  Speaker 2: does like a grand gesture that is creepy. And then Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's just consistency and on in communication that'll all is
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  Speaker 2: Blay're asking for.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of him going, God, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with me, Like, how come this person, that
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  Speaker 1: person can have good relationship? What's wrong with me? But
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  Speaker 1: you know, six years later and he's still have not
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  Speaker 1: tried to figure it out or fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my.
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  Speaker 2: Goy, bro, your parents did a number on you, and
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  Speaker 2: all of the children need therapy. Maybe instead of trying
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  Speaker 2: to have another baby, Kim should focus on fixing the
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  Speaker 2: children she has.
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  Speaker 1: Kim was born I think in either nineteen sixty nine
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  Speaker 1: or nineteen seventy, which puts her I think Barry is
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  Speaker 1: my age, and I'm she is one to two years
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  Speaker 1: younger than me. She is she just like baby girl.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa from this season of Fiance is also not having
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  Speaker 1: a baby. It's likely Ramona tried to pretend she was pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: but it was menopause.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. The words of Judge Shooty, don't piss on
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  Speaker 1: my leg and tell me it's raining.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, she has one egg. She just
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  Speaker 2: needs someone to tode it. Lydia, I don't feel like
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  Speaker 2: you've done enough for me lately since he moved out
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  Speaker 2: of the house and you're not waiting on me hand
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  Speaker 2: and foot and doing all of my chores. Maybe you
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  Speaker 2: could toe my egg for me.
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  Speaker 1: I want to tell you one thing Lydia did wash
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  Speaker 1: She gave her a terrible haircut, because on this episode,
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  Speaker 1: normally Kim's hair is just it's like your hair in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of ways, and that it's like very full
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  Speaker 1: and thick and long and flowing, and the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of episodes it has become a very flat and I
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  Speaker 1: going to attribute it all to Lydia. Terrible haircut. Thank you, Lydia,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Lydia.
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  Speaker 2: Also, don't ever compare me to Kim again. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I just meant you've been beautiful, even if in a
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  Speaker 2: compliment way. You both have beautiful hair. That's what I say,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, this is Welcome to Plattville, Season eight, episode six,
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  Speaker 1: and the title is kick mud, kiss my grits.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, I've heard, I've heard kiss my grits.
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  Speaker 1: So kick mud. When you look that up, just a
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  Speaker 1: country music video comes up with the song with a
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  Speaker 1: guy who's like in a he's in.
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  Speaker 2: A truck or a four wheeler.
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  Speaker 1: And there's just mudding, and it's a song about going
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  Speaker 1: mudding called kick mud. But it's really not a phrase
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  Speaker 1: at all when you look it up as a listen,
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  Speaker 1: kiss my grits. We could have, yes, because the other
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  Speaker 1: ones are like, can't catch.
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  Speaker 2: Kiss my grits, can't catch me?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yes, Alice. I think her name was Flow, but
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  Speaker 1: this makes no sense. Kiss my grists would have made sense,
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  Speaker 1: but kick mud, kiss my grits doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like mud is hard to kick because it's
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  Speaker 2: it's viscosity.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the point of the phrase, which is not.
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  Speaker 2: A fun oh like that it's something futile to attempt
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  Speaker 2: because you can't get a good kick in.
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  Speaker 1: There, right, And I don't know why you're actually trying
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  Speaker 1: to make sense of this. I not I thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: kimberlyan K.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, the production level on your YouTube videos.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize every episode is like a long reel.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I haven't watched them, but people have been
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  Speaker 2: saying that Adam, our editor, is doing a good job.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not like what we do is we just
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  Speaker 1: put this video that you and I are making, we
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  Speaker 1: you can see us moving around or whatever. But on yours,
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  Speaker 1: it's cut like a reel. Like there's things that cut,
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  Speaker 1: like things that come in or zoom in on case
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  Speaker 1: face when you say something like very well done.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. It has not brought us any new viewers yet,
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  Speaker 2: but we're hoping it should.
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  Speaker 1: It should. We'll talk later and you can tell me
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  Speaker 1: how much you're paying that guy, because maybe I want to. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Ingry would be thrilled if I did that, she'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, take it off, my flake girl. Okay, welcome
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  Speaker 1: to plathfil Season eight, episode six, Kick Mud, Kiss my grits.
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  Speaker 1: So it's Thanksgiving at the farm now. Kim says, it's
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  Speaker 1: extra special because the Golden Child, the Jesus of the Plaths, Ethan,
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  Speaker 1: is here with us, which is extra special. Q two
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  Speaker 1: Ethan dead sleep and his clothes on the bed. We're
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  Speaker 1: unclear if he's taken shower unclear.
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  Speaker 2: No, never, he's been living in that car.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: The musk going on is just.
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  Speaker 1: So tight and so many you know, it's.
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  Speaker 2: But it is nice because Thanksgiving is the time for
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  Speaker 2: coming together and family. So he's taken a break from
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  Speaker 2: his light stalking to be with his family.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. So Oz on the stocking talking to Hed,
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  Speaker 1: Kim goes, you know, yeah, I support it. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: he's trying to move out to Wisconsin because with Ethan,
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  Speaker 1: he won't rest until he figures out if this thing
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  Speaker 1: with Tigan is going to work out. And the talking
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  Speaker 1: head Ethan tells us, yep, I'm wrapping up this chapter
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  Speaker 1: in Georgia. Uh Tigan, she's still processing and she told
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  Speaker 1: me the door is closed but is not locked, and
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  Speaker 1: the waiting is killing him. Okay, T And I think
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  Speaker 1: the door is locked, and I think you should put
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  Speaker 1: a double dead bolt and get a birdie pepper spray
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  Speaker 1: Bertie alurement, a pepper spray also around that door.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think Cheekan has gotten a major case of
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  Speaker 2: the ick and it's she's been hospitalized for it, and
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  Speaker 2: it is there's no cure. Once you get the ick,
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  Speaker 2: you think it'll wear off. It doesn't. It doesn't. I've
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  Speaker 2: tried that gotten she's gotten the ick and she's trying
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  Speaker 2: to power through because he's on TV. But it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, everybody out there, man, woman, anybody can attest to this,
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  Speaker 1: once you get the ick. I had a guy in
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  Speaker 1: college that I dated for almost a year and he's
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  Speaker 1: so cute. I'm sure he still is, and then at
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  Speaker 1: some point he just was so like says something that
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  Speaker 1: was so dorky and then did it more than once,
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  Speaker 1: just like who you know, like a Barry plaist, like dorky,
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  Speaker 1: and that I was like, and I tried, we broke
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit, tried to get back together because
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with me, like he's so cute, he's so
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  Speaker 1: he's obsessed with me, he loves me so much? What
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  Speaker 1: is wrong with me? I couldn't get past it. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get past the lulkiness. I was eighteen nineteen. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I don't care how cute he is. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how obsessed he is with me. I can't
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  Speaker 1: make it out. No.
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  Speaker 2: And that's if you had tried to power through in
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  Speaker 2: three to five years, you would have stabbed him with
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  Speaker 2: your fork at dinner one night when he had done it,
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  Speaker 2: because it would have bubbled up and exploded. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that funny that things like that you remember. I
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  Speaker 1: remember several specific things he did. They gave me the ick.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was called at the time,
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  Speaker 1: but one of them was him talking about like ketchup
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  Speaker 1: packets from McDonald's or something. We had gotten some fast
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: food and he got the ketchup pack in and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I hate when you open it and
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  Speaker 1: like it's watery or whatever. And he did this whole
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  Speaker 1: bit where he was like, I'll get up cough tr
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  Speaker 1: for emphasis. He started doing this whole bit like ooh,
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  Speaker 1: you just gotta massage a little bit. He started like
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  Speaker 1: doing this all massage in the ketchup packet to be
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  Speaker 1: funny as a joke, and I remember thinking like, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was squeezing the bread and the bread aisle.
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  Speaker 1: Yep exactly. I was like, that's it. I can't do
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  Speaker 1: this anymore. He's weird, he makes gross jokes. He's no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's funny. I think it's disgusting. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you massaging and talking about the ketchup?
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go. You're gonna be eating a croissant and
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: he'll be like, did I get that cream out? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get that cream and the croissant.
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  Speaker 2: Ethan did, by the way, in case you're confused, to
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  Speaker 2: his sister last season, Yeap on her honeymoon.
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  Speaker 1: I love her cute little face. I really really cute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kim tells us that when she was with Barry, they
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: did not celebrate with the children Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and I said, don't forget Fourth of July
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  Speaker 1: because we just found out they didn't celebrate that either
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  Speaker 1: on season three, right and things.
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  Speaker 2: So excited by the fireworks, they say like children because
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  Speaker 2: they had never seen.
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  Speaker 1: One of them said that they used to go to
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  Speaker 1: the edge of the property and sit in the trees
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  Speaker 1: and watch the fireworks from town Oh my god, that's
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  Speaker 1: Ethian became a pyro because it was so.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, Mary Payne. It is like when you
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  Speaker 2: restrict all this religious stuff and you say no drugs,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: no alcohol, no sex. It's like you go off the
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  Speaker 2: deep end when you finally have freedom. Yeah, was eating
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  Speaker 2: a taste with fire. It's nothing with fire.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, she says, for Thanksgiving, they would usually go
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  Speaker 1: to the beach that they liked to go to, and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't do a traditional meal. They wanted to spend
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  Speaker 1: the whole day at the beach. So also can Kim
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to like cook or anything. And it's a
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  Speaker 1: good opportunity to get everyone together. That's how she views Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: And you know they've been through so much, a divorce, Olivia,
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  Speaker 1: Ethan not being allowed to talk to them for years,
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  Speaker 1: and she says, and you know, Isaac and Kaylin they
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: were broken up for about four days. It was the
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  Speaker 1: worst four days of his life.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, don't believe some of your children. Also, don't rewrite history.
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  Speaker 2: You were you were not allowed to. Ethan was not
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: allowed to talk to the family either, was not allowed. Yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: that's what happened.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't his own choice or you didn't do
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: anything for that or anything like that. So in the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: talking Head, Isaac tells us he's grateful for Kaylin.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: He's grateful for second chances.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Talking Head Zach and Lydia say, oh, this is our
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: first Thanksgiving as a married couple, and first Thanksgiving for
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: him away from his family. Kiss kiss, because now all
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: they do is kiss. It's a little It's not as
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: bad as Mariah Max, right, No, it's not as they
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: were so because that was just non stop. So yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Kim tells us Micah and Mariah weren't able to get
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: away from Thanksgiving.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: They live out of.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: State, but they just visited a couple of weeks ago.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Everyone has busy lives. They come when they can. So
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Kim says, well, who knows how many people will be
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: here next year. Maybe they'll be a new little person
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: and Lydia says, yeah, maybe, and Zach's like, okay, it's
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: simmer down and talking it together. And this is where
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Lydia is at.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Her crop top.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: They say there are a few things they're going to
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: need to work out, but mentally they're there. But they're
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: not quite No, no, give it, give it, give it
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: to years school.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I just wish like she would go to school. She's
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: she works at a restaurant. I know she wants to
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: be a stay at home mom probably, but I think
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: she's smart. She's one of the smartest ones.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And it's tennis instructure, So I mean, yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I think maybe I don't just don't want to have
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a baby now I can't.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: She's twenty one.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Don't, please don't. You've never been away from responsibilities of children.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: This is your time to be free and travel and
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: do stuff.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they love to travel and they should do stuff.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: And maybe she could lock down.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Whatever's some of my business.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, Kim says, Lydia has a baby fever. Every time
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I see her. She says, well, what prenatal should I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: take her here and wait to have a baby. But
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: good thing, you know, Zach is more practical. Yeah, so
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Kim jokes around.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so he probably does knock her up, so
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: that's a shame.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's waiting for gay marriage to be legal, So
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Kim jokes around. She and Ken don't count them out.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: They could still have a baby. They're not out of
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: the running. And kid goes here, we are her, and
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: everybody cringes at the table, and Isaac says, well, it's
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: crazy because the temperature has been dropping around here lately.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: It's crazy the weather.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And the talking head Isaac goes, I mean she's had
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: ten kids. Like, if you use a lawnmower a bunch,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: it stops running. Ah, I died. I died.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Her uterus is old and rusted, he's saying.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying. I couldn't understand the lawnmower
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: part of.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Herr vagina and her the whole area, the insides and
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: the outsides are just worn to hell and rusted. The
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: blades need to be replaced, and the motor is burned
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: out and not enough oil in the world to fix
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: that wing.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, and Isaac says, if my mom has a kid,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I will shave every hair on my head, including my eyebrows.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Also, that's a weird joke because of Mariah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like, am I being too sensitive?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, that's a really great point.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Actually, like she has she really struggles with it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So wow, I just sorry.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: She just wrote it down, Yeah you did.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I just didn't really understand referring to your mom's uh
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: productive reproductive system. It was a law war.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: But okay, this is what they know about sex head
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: like totally, yes, that's it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And talking to hed Eithan goes, I'm not
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: talking about any of this, and uh, talking head Zach goes, no,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I I no, I don't want to talk about my
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: mother in law's fertility. Thank you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Talking to Lydia.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Goes, yeah, it's awkward.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: It's awkward.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, talking head, Uh Kim and Keen He says,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it happened, I'll be happy, but I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was really really happy if it never happened. And she
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: just laughs and throws her head back and laughs and laughs,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and Kim goes, Lydia and I can be pregnant together
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: because God knows. Oh, she can't let somebody else out
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: the spotlight for four minutes. You gotta make it about you.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You gotta make it about you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: This is more awkward. This Thanksgiving is more awkward than
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: the first Thanksgiving when there was smallpox exchanged to the
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: poor indigenous people. We have suffered as much as the
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Indigenous people. By watching this Thanksgiving and watching Kim try
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to try to steal focus. And she is so much
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: like Amber on Little seven, Little Johnston's who came out
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: in her wedding dress when her daughter was getting married,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Like no one asked her to try on her wedding
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: dress and do a whole scene about it. It's this
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: is this is what Kim is doing.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: She does it, and when I tell you again, history
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: repeats itself from the rewatch episode, same thing she starts
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: talking about. She goes to Mariah's concert and she's not
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: allowed to go all about her, makes.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It about her.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Barry arrives and Barry goes, well, Kim told me, if
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: you want to stop by, we're going to be celebrating Thanksgiving,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: so feel free. So yeah, yeah, Kim, So he's going
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it is great, Kim, are heavy going? Kim?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: In what show? The footage? Footage not found? She yelled
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: at Ken for standing in the kitchen lest your did.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Also speaking of are we never going to get a
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: follow up to Juicer Gate twenty twenty six?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: No, I was expecting for her to say, well, Barry,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: since you're here, where's my juicer? Did you read my
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: juicer back? And I and for him to go, let's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: be honest, you're not.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Using that juicer.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Look at you. You got a full bottle of wine
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: right in front of you. Girl, drink it up. But
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I did notice on the table there were a couple
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: of bottles of like a sparkling It could have been champagne,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: but it was probably more like a non alcoholic like
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: sparkling apple cider. And then right in front of him
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and Kim between the Kim and the kN uh huh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like a bottle of sobbi b okay yep. Anyway, l
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Kim is so easy going, so they all do with cheers. Now,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: everybody is taking their glass and doing cheers. And Ethan
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: with his insulated tumbler is just he does not lean
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: up to do cheers. He lies with his insulated tumblr.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Why go if you're not going to participate, Like it's
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: so frustrating. And I've dealt with people like this before
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: who have depression or whatever are withdrawn, but it is brutal.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: They drag the whole weight of the room down like
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: it's it's tangible.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Also, why did they keep saying he's moving to Wisconsin
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: when he told us he moved there. That is driving
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: me crazy?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And moved he hasn't moved.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, the place, I know, but he keeps saying, I moved,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I put all my stuff in the bag. The car
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: moved because it came right back. I know. It's like
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: if if she made everyone go around and say what
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: he's thankful they're thankful for, which is so cringe, but
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: everyone does it on Thanksgiving and the pressures on awkward.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: He would just be like, I'll pass. I don't have
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: anything to be grateful for this season, grateful fatiguing. He
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: just he clings a Debbie downer.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: He does, and he clings to his insulated mug like
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a blankie. And uh, I don't know what's in it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna assume a kalua with his coffee.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why he.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Needs to be insulated with the lids. Nobody can see
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: what's in it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: But I do know because I used to live with
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: a person that had this particular problem.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Oh look what did it with the earlier seasons, when
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: you're talking with Keisha about Marya having a like a
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: styrofoam cup but also a clear thing, and it's like
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: she'll pretend to drink from the clear thing, which she's
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: actually drinking chicken.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: From this from the other one, yep, yep. So in
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: the talking head, Ethan says, it's a hard not to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: be with Teagan and her daughter because I've spent the
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: last couple of holidays with them. And I look around
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: and I see Lydia and Zach and Isaac and Caylin
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and my mom and Kin, and I wonder what's wrong
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: with me?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, none of these relationships should be emulated. Don't idealize
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: fine Teagan and yeah, they just broke up Kaylin and
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: and Lydia and Zach have said that they've had problems
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: in their first year of marriage.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: They've been married, oh yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: And and Ken and Kim you want to.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: No, they're divorcees. So it didn't start out so great. Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: So Ethan says, well, I hope this is what he
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: says to the table. I hope next Thanksgiving and Christmas,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'll be with Teagan and her daughter. Ins said of
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you people, and Kim says, okay. And it is awkward
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: too in a situation like this, because it's like, our
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: is your plan to ignore that person and they're going
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to be negative. Just let them be negative, and you
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: just go about your business or is your plan to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: try to draw them out and bring them in. Either way,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: it's a drain and everybody can't just be themselves because
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that's one person is making everybody so uncomfortable.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: And I feel like you just have to say I
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: am ruining things. I'm gonna go inside, like because just
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: let them have, like, enjoy their dinner where they're all together,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: and they're not usually all together. He's the worst.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: So Kim says, so what is your plan? And he goes, well,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be going moving in a week or so,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and I hope to spend Christmas with them this year.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: And Kim goes, okay, I have an idea everybody so
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: that I don't have to do anything. I'm just gonna
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: sit here, So everybody stand up and make an assembly
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: line from the table to the kitchen. Oh oh okay,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I'll go in the kitchen and receive the items. So
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: she receives the items and puts them on the table
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: so that then Lydia can come in and clean them.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: No joke. This episode starts with her doing Thanksgiving prep
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: by sitting at a table, writing something down and saying,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: can you chop the potatoes? Can you boil? They like
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: yelling orders? Yeah, she did stand up later and I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: saw her stir something on the stove, okay for bee roll.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna use some bee roll, Kim, can you
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: pretend you're cooking? So I noticed that Ethan does not
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: get up to help, because you know, oldest boy and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the assimbly line doesn't work, and nobody does it. Okay,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that's what talk and talking a lot, Kaylin says. In
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a way, you know, we're surprised that Ethan is gonna
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: move up there, And in a way, we're not surprised.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: But since Ethan and Tegan broke up, Segan and I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: are not as close as we were. I mean, it's
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: a little murky because I'm with Isaac and that's Ethan's brother,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and so I did take a little step back from
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Teagan because they were closed.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Also, there was a fist fight at the wedding or
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: a teeth fight and there Isaac that's never been addressed.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Isaac ripped off Micah's nose because he thought Micah's ex
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: girlfriend called me a whore, but in fact he called
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the other one a whore. Anyway, confusing because we do
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: look alike talk about it. So Zach and Barry and
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Lydia are outside chatting about how they ate too much.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody needs to get running again, and Barry's just, yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: get the blood pumping, because he's always trying to make
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: everything sound like it's sexy. And here is the scene. Okay,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: so this is the first of one of many off
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to the distance stairs that we see. Yeah, you can do.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: He just stares off into the distance and.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: A hair that is just like sticking straight out in
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the front like a duck's bill.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe he let Lydia cut it. So Zach, who looks
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: cute with a scruff, sits down to talk to Ethan
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and says, so, what's your goal in going to Wisconsin.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'd really like to hear it from you instead of
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the whispers everywhere. So I like that Zach is just
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: flat out like everybody in this family talks, and I'm
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: going to go direct it to the source instead of listening. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: he goes, uh, I don't know. I guess it's going
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: to be just go up there and find out. I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: feel like that's where I need to be. It's where
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I want to be, and he continues to stare off
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: into space. Like a serial killer. Yeah, just just off
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: into space, and Zach continues to try to talk to him,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: when Barry is like, good luck, good luck talking to
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Barry needed to put a talking earpiece in Zach
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: and he could be like, abort aboart. He's gonna he's
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I is it? People on Reddit call Ethan And now
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I can't say it's too offensive, but I know what
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: you're gonna say. Yes, though, the looks that he give
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: make me glad he's not a high school student, right,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I agree with that. I agree.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head with Zach and Lydia together,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: as Zach says, last I heard he and Tagan were
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: broken up, but now he's moving there. So I'm just
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: trying to understand this decision more like is this worth
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: going across the whole country for? Like I've moved across
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the country. I know how hard it is.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Why do you care? Just admit, just accept that you
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: are not going to be close with Ethan. That's what
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I would do, Like, there are others a million other
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: siblings to choose from, and you've bonded with Barry. But
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Zach is a has that like missionary spirit where he's
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: like I guess, oh, and convert and conquer, and like
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: he's really gonna go in and therapize Ethan and he
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't take a hint to stop.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Ever, two sidebars, someone did write me that their mom
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: was Jehovah's witness, and I was correct. They will not stop,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: and they will not go away, and they will not
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: take a hint.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: And second point, somebody wrote me and said, I'm a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Jehovah's witness and you have lots of listeners that are
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Jehovah's witnesses. Oh okay, which I said, I don't think so,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: but but I welcome all of you, and I think
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's right. Were they mad about what you said?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I know. I don't think she was mad.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I think she was just like you know, somebody else wrote.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: A third person wrote incident instead of no soliciting on
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: my door, I need to have a stick of this.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: There's no proselytizing at my door. Yes, but again, you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: know I'm the one. I'm the person they look for.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that answers the door. Because I think
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I just feel like in my mind, if I explain
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: out already go to church, and I have a church
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: and I don't. I'm not trying to be mean. I
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: appreciate people trying to spread the word. They're trying to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: do something positive. Until you start telling me about we're
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: in the end of days and what do I think
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: about it? Well, then I don't want to talk about
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that right now. I'm done.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Anyway, welcome to all the Jehovah's Witnesses listeners.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we welcome you.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Barry goes, you know, I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna talk to Ethan about this,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't. No. You see, you see the look,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and you say, no, no, not today. He shuts He
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: shuts down, shuts down. He's he's not in his body,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and he says, but Zach went there. And if Ethan's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: in a bad mood or doesn't want to talk about
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: something and he perceives Zach as being nosy, well I'm
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: an observer mode because if something breaks out, I might
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: need to jump in.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, if things pop off and a nose gets ripped off,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: well that's what happens at Thanksgivings in our house.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: So it's prepared, you know, somebody's nose gets ripped off
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: and I've already gone to bed, right right, So then
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: one of my children's modeling career is over forever. Okay,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: So Zach says, if you don't mind, because I could
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: clearly tell you're dying to talk to me. If you
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: don't mind, let me ask you what led to the separation,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and Ethan says, I can sum it up. She always
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: felt last and I never moved there, even though I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: told her I would four times. And Zach says, so
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: what is your timeline if it doesn't work time? Four times?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Four times? Zach says, so what's your timeline if it
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't work out, like how long you planned to stay there?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Like six months or a year? Ethan goes, I don't know.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And Barry, who can see Ethan doing the death stare, says, Oh,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: he'll figure it all out. He's just gonna give it
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a go. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, everybody in the house
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: for pie very.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: You want to try my latest juice blend. Come on inside.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring the juicer, but I brought the juice
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: that I made with the juicer.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, I'm thinking of selling it Verry's Beats, it'll
• 35:16
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• 35:21
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: In the talking head, Lydia says, Zach is very good
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: at asking questions to get people to open up, and
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I'm more like, I'll ask a few questions, but if
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you don't open up, I'm not grabbing a sledgehammer. And
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: talking head Zach goes, Ethan is quiet and maybe later
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: we can have more conversation. Zach get the hen get
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the hint. Yeah, and Ethan uh is annoyed. In his
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: talking head he says, yeah, Zach is going way deeper
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: than Micah or Isaac ever would And they're my brothers
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: and I'm very very close to them. I'm not close
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to him and I don't know him very well.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Sorry. How long are you going to stay in Wisconsin?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Is not a deep question?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Also, what's your backup plan?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Do you do?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You think you're going to give it? Six months to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: a year? Like, what's your backup plan?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Not a deep question that's deeper than you've gone with
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: your brothers.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: A deep question would be why do you think you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: can't stay in a relationship? Why do you think you
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: constantly disappoint these women that why do you think your
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: choices are more important than theirs? Why don't you want
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: to be in an equal partnership. There's lots of deep
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: questions that Zach could have ask He's just like, so
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: how long you planned to say in Wisconsin?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: A deep question would be like, what is Teagan's relationship
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: with the father of her child? What happened there? And
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: what is your relationship to being your father and your
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: own father? You've had some distance with because of Olivia
• 36:54
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• 36:59
  Speaker 1: We just refer to her now was my ex her
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: name shall not be mentioned. So in talking to he,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Barry says, you knows Zach mayas and reservations about Ethan's choice,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm staying out of it because Ethan he's got
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I can see it in his eyes. Yeah, Barry, we
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: can all see it. We're terrified. We are going All
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: that look goes through my soul. I have been trained
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: by Dateline. That is a scary, scary scary man. Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: stay away, there's nothing behind those eyes but violence.
• 37:32
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• 37:37
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• 37:40
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• 37:43
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  Speaker 1: a stupid thing now about Teria State Park and a
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: sasquatch and I am not even giving this light. It's
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Barry Mercy and Amber. We meet this is my favorite scenes.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we meet Sace twice, we meet Stacey
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the Bigfoot researcher and listen. And maybe this is triggering
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: for me because a couple of things. Number one, my
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: whole life growing up, I was terrified at Bigfoot. On
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: your Last Date with Dayline episode that came out last week,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you guys came up with the whole series of books
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: of anxiety for children, and I said, I would be
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: bi's for Bigfoot, yeh vas for vampire. Those are the
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  Speaker 1: things that I would lay in bed at night and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I slept facing my window because I just knew bigfoot
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  Speaker 1: or vampire was coming in. I was on the second floor,
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  Speaker 1: but bigfoot or a vampire were coming in. I was terrified.
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  Speaker 1: I was terrified of vampires because I saw that movie
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: with George, the really tan one, George the really really
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: super tan actor Hamilton, George Hamilton, and he was so tan,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: and he was in that movie called Love at First Bite.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: He was a vampire. It was like a comedy.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: They had a tan vampire, vampires started notoriously pale.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It was George Hamilton played this Love at First Bite
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: a complete comedy. Maybe that's why it was supposed to
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: be funny. I didn't get that part, but I'm terrified.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: That's how I got scared of vampires and got scared
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: of Bigfoot, because you know, my sisters would tell me
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: about Bigfoot or they were always be like things about Bigfoot.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: So this is like a real fear of mine. And
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: it's odd that my favorite game is Sneaky Sasquots and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the Apple exactly. And you have a little squash that
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Katie too. I have to too, have a girl and a.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Boy, missus and mister m m.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: It's I can't remember what we named them, sassy and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. But listen, we find out that Barry
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: is very into Bigfoot, and he's looking for a woman
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: that could also be into Bigfoot.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I also, it's a very would he be willing to
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: ignore the fact that I am flabby and don't like
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: CrossFit if I like Bigfoot?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: He would not be willing to overlook that at all.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to You're going to have to
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: go to the hit classes the cross CrossFit, and you're
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: gonna have to call him Daddy Plath.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Well, well, I would happily do that.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: But talking to Kim says, it's gonna be hard for
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Barry to find a woman who's into Bigfoot amongst the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: other things that I know berries into. She says, chances
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: are slim, but there's somebody out there for it. What
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: is that she needed one more swig of that Sovvy
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Blanc to tell.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: It all in the sex kinks that varies into.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Give Kim half a margarita and let her tell us,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: uh huh, because I wanted to know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wanted to know. Does he have a girl
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: tied up in his basement?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Is he was?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: He a serial killer in the seventies and has abandoned
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: those ways but the instincts are still there. Does he
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: have a sasquatch costume?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: M yeah, if you want to talk more about the sasquatch,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: we can, But literally, I was going to skip that
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: whole section.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: It's fine, that's fine.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: He says. If he heard a woman doing a sasquatch
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: mating call, it would be a green flag.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm not going to doing thank you.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what one is. I was scared when
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Stacy was doing it, so I was fast for me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So over at the farm, Ken comes in and the
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: girls and Kim are baking, or Cassie is baking and
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Kim is supervising, and hold on, I've got another picture
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: coming up here, and Ken goes okay. So production told
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: me I want to come in here and got to
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: ask you about what she said. Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving you
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: said you want to have a kid, and she goes, well,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I would love to give you a son, but of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: course that would have to be a miracle for me
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and for you.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Cassia's face, Jesus Christ, maybe that's what she did.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: That's what she did. She wand going.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Oh shes like, she looks like the guy from Goonies.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that movie, but I assume this is
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: what that person it was. Even Cassia. She at the
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: camera first like really, and then they say something else
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: about how it would mean, and she's like, she's fourteen again.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: You have children that need things, Kim, get exploratory surgery
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: for this poor child's eye instead of having a new child.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody also wrote me. Several people have written me, but
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: one person wrote me specifically and said they had an
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: eye injury when they were young, and they don't know
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: if the eye functions, if she could see out of
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: it or not, but then she definitely could get it fixed.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: One thousand percent. They did it amy on one thousand pounds, sisters,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: and she got like some of her vision back and
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: it wasn't so out there, and it was something she
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: had been more self conscious of her whole life than
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: her weight even and like she cried when they fixed it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: It's life changing. And she she was thirty something and
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: her mom had not had scoop kitty litter and kept
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: kitty litter under the bed and that's what gave her
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: the eye in the eye infection that your baby can get, yeah, right,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: right right, you're pregnant, get kitty litter. They never took
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: her to a doctor to see if it could get fixed.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Like never, She's never driven a car. She's always had
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: people have to drive her because she's legally blind. And
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: they can fix it. She can get her driver's license,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: like because of the medical care that they did not
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: give her when she was younger. And it makes me
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: so mad because I see that happening here. They could
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: fix that eye. I know they could.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: They're not going to, though, because she'll she'll she she
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: given about a new baby. Yeah, she could make her
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: own decision when she's eighteen. She can earn money and
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: do it herself. So anyway, I wasn't making fun of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: her because of the eye. I was making fun of
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: her because of her fourteen year old her at.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Her horror, at her conversation I know what they think
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: about Ken, like if they're okay with him living there,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: or if he creeps them out, like if they have
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: seen his memorabilia. Olivia. Olivia didn't tell me that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: For a while, Ken had Mercy as his screensaver on
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: his phone and everyone thought that was.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: A little pe chilliar. That is horrifying.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. Okay, let's move on from that topic.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: So Ken says to Cassia, go on, Cassie, we'd be fun,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: we'd be fun to have baby brother, and she's like,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: get out of here. God go, Ken, go back in
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the living room, like my mom says, So I'm talking
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: to go to your cage door, go, go go. So
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: if the doctor had the producer says to Cassia, so
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: your mom and Ken are jokingly talking about having a baby,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: and she's like, and the producer goes, why are you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: making that face? And she says, because I don't want
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: to answer that question. Good girl, Cassie, that's right, you.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Tell you just set up boundaries.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, talking head, Ken goes, and you know, I'm sure
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: in Kim's mind she thinks.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: We'd be closer about how a baby. That's just not
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Like, of course, like if we did have one, like
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'd love it and support it and stuff like I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: do my other children, but I would prefer not to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: have a child at my age. Okay, this is just
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: for storyline, and we don't think it's funny. Also, where's
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the juicer? Bring that back up? Isaac and Ethan meet
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: up at a coffee shop. Ethan is forty minutes late,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: as he does, and Isaac goes, I've been here for
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: forty minutes. Ethan goes, oh, huh, really, I was just
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: talking to the lawyer, and he goes, Okay, I'm pissed.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh sorry, I had to do some things
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: talk to on time up. So Lucia just just typical
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and in the talking head he tells us. Ethan tells
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: us he had to meet with his lawyer and he
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: wants Olivia out of his life. Okay, well, one year ago,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you could filled out the paperwork properly and it could
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: have happened, but you didn't, and then she was out
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: of the country, so she is dealing with it on
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: her own time. And we are team Olivia on this.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Because you didn't want the government to know how much
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: money you make nope.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: He did not want to fill out the financial aspect,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: so it got sent back, which she said. Right on
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: the form, it says, if you don't fill this out properly,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: it will get sent right back, and it did. But
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: by that point they had moved, so it took even
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: longer for the documents to find their way back to them.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Also, you were two hours late when you met with Olivia,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and you didn't give a shit. You didn't apologize or nothing.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Production standard. They're waiting. I don't care nothing, So Isaac says,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: he's asking basic questions. Do you have a place, When
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: are you looking for a job, When are you leaving?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do when you get there?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: And he says the first thing I'll do is secure
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the place, get the job, hopefully even about a week.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And Isaa goes, look, you can't kill yourself trying to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: make it work if it's not what she wants wants
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, and Ethan goes, well, hopefully it will and
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: it'll just uh will or it won't work out.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: It's very deep, very deep conversation.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: It's like trying to get blood from a stone.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: It's just no, I mean, there's let's let me just
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: make sure we're remembering. Yeah, okay, And so I not
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: get that picture. I often I can't.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: He scares me. Oh.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Talking to Ethan says, you know, Isaac, we're very close
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: and he's very protective protective of me because what happened
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: with my ex. And I understand that. And I know
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that Isaac really loves having me here in Georgia because
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I am such a fun ball of delight to be around.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I am the life of the party. I am funny
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: than mm hmm. So Ethan goes, well, it'll be fun
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: to go to Montana and see where Mariah is living,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: and Isac says, yeah, it's gonna be great. And Ethan goes,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you know, I invited Tea and she's coming. And Isaac goes, okay, wow, no,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. And he says, yeah, she's
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: coming for like two days. And Isaac goes, well, I'm
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: glad you're happy.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm glad that your awkwardness with your ex, who
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: is going to be on this trip, is going to
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: ruin her vacation. Yeah, just having you by yourself would
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: have been bad enough. Uh huh, right, but now we
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: have you swooning over her and staring longingly and creeping
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: everyone out.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: And she used to be best friends with my girlfriend
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: and they don't talk anymore. So the whole thing sounds
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: not awkward at all. No, So Ethan goes, well, you know,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm glad she's coming, but I'm trying not
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: to get my hopes up too much, and Isaac goes, well,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not doing things much different than I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: did before with Calen now that we're back together, because
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I always got her flowers and I always took her
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: on dates, but I have to work harder now on
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: reassuring her. So what do you plan to do differently
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to make it work with Tiguan this time? And Ethan goes,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She's just gonna try my best. Okay,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you got a plan. God, yeah, that's a
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: good plan. Talking head Isaac says, I've noticed distinctive patterns
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: around Ethan and Tigan and his mood changes. He's so
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: fun to be around when things are going well for
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: him personally, and right, I mean, I think you know,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: back in the good old days, he was very into
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like tractor racing and just get silly and you know, yeah,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And Isaac says, and right now, you know he's not
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: as happy now. Isaac uses a phrase here that I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: didn't quite understand, but I did rewind it. An put
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the close capturing on and he says, I'm not going
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: out to Montana and have my face in my ass. Wow,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: that would be Does he mean head in the sand? Mmm?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I'm I think it means down in the dumps depressed? Yeah, sad, Okay,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: he says, I'm not going out to Montana to have
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: my face in my ass and be upset about something
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: that doesn't directly affect me. I'm just going to go
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: out there and have fun. I'm not going to let
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: this ruin my vacation, right like he ruined Thanksgiving. I'm
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: gonna enjoy my vacation with Kaylin.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: So yeah, my head is going to be firmly up
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: in the air, straight up, straight up.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he says, you know, I'm not trying to
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: disrespect to Ethan because he really likes Tegan and I
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: want to support him. But I'm also not going to
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: sit back and watch if I see something that's not
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a good idea. That's what I gets you in trouble
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: in this family.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, Zach already tried.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: So Zach and Lyddy are going to stay out at
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the farm for a couple of days and they're gonna
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: talking head together. And Zach goes, you know, and Kim
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: is a great host. And then right after that, Lyddy goes,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: and you know, my mother is a great host, very hospitable.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: We said it twice. We said she's a good host.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Check it out. Is she a great host? Have you
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: heard that she's a great host.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: She's a great host.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I heard somewhere that she's a great host.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: She's got six air and BNBS and the k Thomasville area.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Come see us, y'all, so Zach says. But at the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: same time, now, this is what I like about Zach,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: he says. At the same time, you don't know when
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: she might be talking behind your back. Yes, his father,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I love it. He says.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: She's gonna see this sack. You don't know how this
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: television works, but she'll see it.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Or just dealing with her own problems like her divorce
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: or DUI, or her affairs or alcoholism or sugar addiction.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: And talk about that.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Oh not, oh what what else?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I could just roll that all right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And you know, with Kim, it's a lot about how's
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: it going, how's the weather. It's all very surface and
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Lydia goes, yeah.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lydia, you tried you cut her hair and you cried.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: So, Lydia says to Zach, Ethan's coming over today. Remember
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: told you the production's going to make you work on
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: a car with him, so maybe you could spend time together.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: He says, yeah, he wants me to help him work
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: on his car. And Lydia says to Zach.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: It's hard to make good decisions where when you're in
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a hard place, and if you don't have any healthy
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: examples of relationships, how can you cultivate a healthy relationship? Okay,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: well maybe so maybe that's their point to it. Well,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: maybe that's their point is they're trying to show Ethan
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: what a healthy relationship looks like and how you have
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: to talk.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: And right, but again, you've been married eight months, so
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: you two are being so sanctimonious right now, like you
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: have it all figured out.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right right, And in the talking head, Lydia says,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: you know, Zach is the only one that's interested to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: or willing to talk to Ethan.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: About these things or like enough to keep trying.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Right, they all want to get it, so instead they
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: just talk behind each other's backs. And that's why Zach says,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you guys will about me for three months, So instead
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: of whispering, I'm going to.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Ask you directly to your face.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about Ethan scoffs at Zach showing up
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to help with the car in a white sweater. I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: mean it was a hoodie, but okay, and he says
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: he is very annoyed with Zach and all his questions,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: but he's trying to keep that simmering angydigger just right
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: by the surface. By the way, the five dollars level
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: of our pink Shade Prime is called Andrea's rage because
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: we said it. I think I'm going to change it
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: to Ethan's rage. It really should be, because I think
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Andrea and Libby will never see them again. I think
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: they've blown their shot with TLC with doing all these
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: exposing videos. I mean, I think that's what's happening and Ethan.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I think Ethan's rage is a little more palpable and
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: has been with us since theson two of welcome to
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: platfellm y.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: He hasn't. I wouldn't say it's palpable. It actually scares
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: me worse than Andrea's.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Because palpable it does that palpable meaning you can feel it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, sorry, I thought I was thinking palatable
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: and I would say, yes, it is more palpable. Correct,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: it's not palatable. We cannot hiss. We don't want it
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: in our palette, right, Okay.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: So Zach's trying to help, and Ethan's like, give me
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: the torque, put the line, give me the three eighth play.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: He's really testing him, but Zax seems to be keeping up.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Ethan says, I can't leave to go to Wisconsin until
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: this car is running, So I gotta get this old baby.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, didn't you just drive it fourteen hours each
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: way and then you did it?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Buy a new car, Yeah, get a hybrid. Okay. So
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Zach says, I don't. I don't know much about Tegan.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me about her? And Ethan says, uh, well,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: she's an amazing mother, the most patient, kind, loving person
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I've ever met, and uh, I know if we get
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: back together, we'll never break up again and you know,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: even if I go out there, we don't get back together.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It's a risk on willing to take.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: And so that's the most he's spoken all season.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, talking to Zach, says, I'm starting to realize with
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Lydia and just the plafs in general and how they speak,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: because they may be short winded, but they get to
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the point. And Ethan is guarded, but he's still answering
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: my questions. And Ethan is trying very hard to not
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: or answer the questions with very blank answers, but he
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: is giving him information. Yeah, now Zach brings up the
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: thing that we have all wanted to know this whole time,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: which is what did Teagan do? And why is everybody
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: anti Teagan? Yeah, because we've got the feeling that they are.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: They're not saying it as blatantly as they have with
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: other girls, but something's amiss. So yes, Zach says, you know, also,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I've heard whispers and around this money thing with you
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: and Teagan. So I wanted to just ask you directly,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: like maybe you spent money on her, but she didn't
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: get back to you in return, like what's that about?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: And Ethan just rooksha him and says, you know, families
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: only see one side, and yeah, I've helped Teagan when
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: she needed it, and I would do it again. You know.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe as a guy, I think like, hey, I fixed
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: this for you, or I gave you money, do you
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: have extra or to get your car fixed or something?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: And then I feel like I've done a lot for her.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: But also she thinks, well, you also said you'd move
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: here four times and you haven't done it, so you
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: haven't done anything.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: For me, right your actions? Yeah, it's not just about money, And.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Zach says, okay, well it sounds like you're going there
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to work it out and getting clarity is huge and
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you're set ongoing, so that's good. So talking ahead to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Ethan goes I don't know where Zach heard this, but
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: it pisss me off. And there's stuff he's asking me
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: about that I've never even told to Isaac or Micah,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and if I haven't talked to them, I'm certainly not
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: going to talk about it with Zach. It's not like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Teagan ever forced me to do anything, and that's just life. Sometimes,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: like you pour a lot into a relationship and sometimes
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: it doesn't work out. And I don't know if it's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: going to work out, if you pour something into it
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: or you don't. And you know, Zach is not the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: only one. Matter of fact, Zach is probably the last
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: one who's talked to me about it, and the only
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: time anyone has voiced any concern is they don't want
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: me to get hurt again. But the thing is, is
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: why when.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: My mom stole my credit card and my money and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: my credit they don't want me to get used again financially.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: But he's saying, my parents nobody wants me to get
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: hurt again, as if Teagan has done something. But from
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: what we can see and from what Ethan is telling us,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: she broke up with him because she was like, this
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: is the fourth time you've told me, and I think
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: he was fully like, no, I've rented an apartment and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: it starts on August first, and then like, well the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: apartment fell through. I think he's doing I think he's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: just been fully lying. I never planned to move there,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: never planned.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: He's playing his word games again.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Also, yes, maybe not getting hurt again was about Olivia
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: because they still keep talking about her and how she
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: ruined the whole family. Yeah, right, but what so he
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: spent too much on Tegan and she didn't spend money back.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: So how would anybody in the family have heard this?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I think definitely Ethan had a uh, well, either Ethan
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: two things. Either Ethan and his mom both had a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: couple of insulated tumblers, and he said to his mom,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you know, I just felt like at some point, like, hey,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I gave you money to fix your car, and your
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: kid needed money for a ballet costume, and I didn't
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: go to my family for Christmas food with you, Like
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: what more do you want? And she said, well, you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: told me you move here, and that put enough set
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: in for Kim to be like, from what I hear,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: he's spending all this money on her. Yeah, Or somewhere
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: in there, Teagan said to Kaylin, like he thinks if
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: he gives me money to fix my car, or he
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: gives me money to go on a date or takes
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: me on three dates a month, that he thinks that's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: worth it. But I don't care about the money. I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: want him to do what he says he's going to do.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: So somewhere in there it was said that Ethan tries
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to kind of buy her love by giving her thanks,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: but that's what she wants, she wants him to be
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: true to his word.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: But Kaylan seems to believe this anti Teagan slam does
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: she does? She said, I wonder about people's motivations. She
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: does like that, So he thinks Teagan is a money grabber, wants.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: To be on TV, wants to boost up her only fans, allegedly.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So in the talking head, Zach says,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you know, I've seen and heard about Ethan with the
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: ups and downs with Teagan, and I know Lydia is
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: very concerned and she cares so much about Ethan. So
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I want to show that I care too, And he
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: seems confused about he wanted he wants to do. I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: think he wants to get there and get a quick fix,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: but I don't think it's going to be that easy.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: There is a proving that he wants to do because
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: he's disappointed her so many times, and in getting that,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: she might not give anything back. And that's the thing
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: about situationships, as I'd like to call it. That's an
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: interesting thing for him to say, because I mean, I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: do think Ethan is like he gets a girl friend me,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: we're going to get married. But from Zach's point of view,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: from what he's heard from the family, it's a situationship
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: right now, he's not as serious relationship, and he says,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: you know, it's a situationship. There's the back and forth,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: and you never know when you're going to give, and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you never know when you're going to take. And then
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: if you take, you don't know that if you have
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: to make up for what you take, and if you give,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: you don't know if you're getting anything back. And so
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: with that, I don't know. I think that's why commitment
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: is necessary. So I wonder if Tigan was like, I'm
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: never committing to you because you will not live here.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: You live four hours away. We met on Instagram, you know.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I wonder if Tigan was like, you can buy me
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: a car, Like, I don't care if we're in a relationship,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you have to move here. And I think we're going
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: to get more to it now that it has been
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: brought up on camera, we are going to get more
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: about this, I hope.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: So I want details. Also, Zach is again being kind
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: of judging, like, is this is why you should save
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: your first kiss till marriage, right and only date court
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: with the purpose of marriage, right, and he's whores out here,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: sleeping around back and forth.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: That's what you get, getting her pies, that's what you get,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: and that's what you get. So Zach says, well, you know,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: it was cool to spend time with you after a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: not ideal first meeting. Thanks for not shooting me. Yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: remember when you tried to set my proposal on fire
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: and then excuse me we'll be gay and ask me
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: why I didn't bang your sister. Remember that that was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: so such a bad first meeting. So I'm so glad
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: that we're getting to spend time together. And Ethan just goes, yeah,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: so wow. Talking to his Zach says, Lydia and I
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: are experiencing a joy that I don't think Ethan has
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: experienced for a very long time. And I don't think
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: i've seen a purest smile from him ever. He still
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: has a lot of baggage from his marriage, and this
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: is the best way that I know how to show
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: that I care. But I don't think he sees it
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: that way. And sometimes I think my intentions are misunderstood.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: You think you think okay, Ethan, Now hold on one second,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I heard a sound downstairs. I just want to make sure.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I've had so many contracts or to today, I want
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: to make sure one of those is not trying to
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: come in now. I did just get a text from
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: a stranger that says, can I ask you something from
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: a place of honesty not drama? Strange, a complete, stranger complete?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Is it a text asking for money for the politics?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: No? Because those will usually say very tiny text, stop
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: to end. Do you think you should write this person
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: back for the for the show?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: That's all they wrote?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can I ask you something from a place
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: of honesty not drama. Sometimes you get these in and
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: it'll say like, hey, are we still meeting at three?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Or you know, they're trying to get me to answer
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: this one. Is this one's different? Should I answer it
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: for the show?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I'm worried I'm going to say yes and then you'll
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: get a virus and then it's my fault.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna say sure, okay, okay.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: That wasn't a sure quick answer that can I Oh yeah,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: they said can I ask you?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: And you said sure, all right, we'll we'll revisit this
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: at the end. I'm not going to look at it
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: till then. So Ethan apparently flew to Wisconsin, met Teagan
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: at the airport, and then they flew together to Montana,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: and then they had to drive an hour to the lodge.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: So much. You're doing too much.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: It's too much. And he says, it's very different.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: You can feel the distance between us. It's very different.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: So in talking to it together, she says, I'm exhausted
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: from the traveling and he goes, oh yeah, and he goes,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what day it is. They explained
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: that their flight was grounded when they were leaving Wisconsin,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: and then that made them miss their Denver connection, so
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: they're like running behind and he doesn't know what day
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: it is and they're talking to a Teagan tells us
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: we broke up a few months ago, and the problem
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: with the relationship was I put him first and he
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: also put himself first, so no one prioritized me. And
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, if only he had ever done
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: this before, would we have learned a lesson? And something
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: sort of changed inside me, like I felt like a
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: slap in the face that woke me up and said,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Good good?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I love this, and she says, and the trip was
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: getting closer and closer, and I decided to come at
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the very last minute. You know, I'm willing to try
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: and be friends with Ethan, and I think he's willing
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: to try to and I don't know. I get along
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: with the people that are going, I get along with
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: the people in the family that will be there. So
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to see the family and being.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I want to be friends, though being in a group
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: will probably be easier.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Now, that's true, except for the group.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Everyone's trip. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: It's fine for you, but not for the group. So
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: they go to the room and it's all set up
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: for the couple, right. It's like robes and slippers and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: like little cute things with like Mason jars with like
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: skittles in them and stuff like welcome. Ethan and Tagan
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: enjoy these robes and we are around and talking. Eddie says,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: it was hard for me to see it set up
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: as a couple. I was I was a little sad.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You know, there's robes and slippers and flowers and things.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to her, she goes, yeah, there are a
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: lot of couple of things in there. They made a
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: mistake with that. I mean, that's okay. I don't care,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: you know, but I think it's harder for him than
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: it is for me. Like, I don't know he's sad
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: or depressed. And I agree with my boundaries, so I
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: don't feel bad about it. I don't feel sad about
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: it at all.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like it. I like it too. And I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: don't know if I believe her, but I like it.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, I believe. I don't think she's got one loving
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: feeling towards him. I think she decided, like, hey, maybe
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I would never get to go to Montana again. My
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: mom said, she babysit the kid, and I'm gonna get
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: to going. I get to go and be on TV
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: A free trip.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: The talking heads standing together outside, she says, yeah, we
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: need to be in different rooms because friends don't share
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: rooms like that, and the producer says, are you guys friends?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: And he just stares off into the distance like a
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: serial killer looking for his next victim.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: He's like Aeriel and see which has stolen his voice?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: He does not speak.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: It is a star.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: His thumb is still black.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Has he showered?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: M M? And he just gives her that stare because
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: she goes are we friends and he just nods and
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: she goes, okay, like She's like, he is nodding for
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: those of you not watching, like I mean. And he
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: used to do this to Olivia all the time. She
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: would speak and he would just stare into space and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: she'd say, cat, got your tongue, You're not going to answer,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: and he'd say just thinking.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: She's like, okay, well, this isn't It's all rude. It's
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: rude to not answer someone.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: To stare at them and not answer, it's unnerving and
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: it's creepy.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: So now they do a talk in head together their
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: indoors and he says, traveling together with you was great
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: and it was like emotional and she goes, oh, why
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: were you emotional? Long travel day?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: You tired?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: What's going on? And he again does the serial killer stare.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: If this is not the same picture of this is
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: a different pictures serial killer stairs and she goes, what's
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: going on and he says, no, it's emotional because I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: love you and it's a lot of feelings and it's
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of feelings that I don't know what to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: do with. And she goes, hm, she clut her arms
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: or completely across roomy and she just nods, and then
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: he makes no reply. He just stands stairs at her,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: and the producer says, is there a chance for romance
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: in the future, and she goes, I don't know. She says,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I mean you said you're okay with our relationship even
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: if it's just friends for now, and he just stares
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: and she goes, so we're friends, and he goes, I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: want to wear your skin. I want to remove it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: It's like he just saw Twilight for the first time
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: and realized that some women like a brooding, tortured poet, sad,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: pale man, and so he thinks that is going to
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: win teeking back the sadder. He acts like a puppy
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: who has lost the love of his life, and it
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: is such a turn off.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: It is if she didn't have the ick before, Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: she's got it now. And he probably also threw like
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: a baby fit in the airport too when they were late.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: He probably had a fit about that. Let me give
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: you an update too of the text. Okay, so the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: first question from this stranger was could I ask you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: something more a place of honesty not drama?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I say sure.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Then this person says this Bob rub this is human
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: or robot says, lately, some painful memories that was sticking
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: with me, and it's been hard to pull myself together.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask, how do you deal with it
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: when you're feeling down?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Is this an ad for headspace or calm or something better? Help?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I wrote back therapy. Let's see what they say.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: This. My phone is telling me this could be spam. Yeah,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's Ethan and he's decided to talk about his feelings,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: and so he's finally he's reaching out to a stranger
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: to talk about his feelings.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say, is this Ethan?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Okay? I wrote, is this Ethan? Okays he's writing Zach Sach,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I really appreciate you reaching out, trying so many times
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: to break down my walls. I've decided I do need help.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. Next week on we see Barry telling someone. I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: think it's Amber's from It looks like I don't know
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: how she would have made a friend, but maybe she found.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: It's a brunette in the house, and it's weird because
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: they are a brunette there.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's a I think it's a friend of
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Amber's it looks to be a teenager.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, she looks so young. It couldnot be a potential
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: date for him, please dear God. No.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: And he's telling this person about people have captured bigfoot talking.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: It's a language, but it's not like a language, just
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: like through a portal. Okay, Barry, you lost me at portal.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: You lost me, won me at portal? Oh like Chad
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Dave Bell going into his closet portal to talk to
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Lori Valo. I love a portal.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: The only portal I like is the one on Harry
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Potter when they went to the fireplace. Yeah, and came
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: out on the other end in the fireplace somewhere else.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: I like that portal. Yeah, not the toilet one.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. Don't want to have
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: to be flushed on the toilet with moaning Myrtle No no, no,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: no no, mostly because Myrtle was the name of my
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: step grandmother who we didn't like. Okay, okay, she had
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: huge white dolly parton wigs. Oh wow, yeah she was fascinating.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: But no, okay, uh, okay, bigfoot language like a portal, okay.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Caylin and Mariah greet Teagan Isaac ethanway, I kept thinking, like,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: is Micah gonna show up in a cowboy hat? Where's Micah?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: We do you want Micah?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is my candy on the screen. Everybody's like, hey,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: good to see you. Hey, and Teagan to sell Mariah, Oh,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: you look so cute. Your hair looks great, and everybody's
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: being very nice. Talking head Isaac says, yeah, Teagan's being
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: distant from Megan. No wa Ethan. But I wonder Isaac, duh,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: they're not back together? This is so fucking weird. Isaac goes, yea, yeah,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Teagan's being distant from Ethan, and I understand if he's
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: sad about it, Like I get it, but if it's
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: not going to work, it's not going to work, Like
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: why do we have to be subjected to this? We
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: see them riding horses, it's beautiful, And Kaylen says, welcome
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: to a whole different state with your boyfriend, with your
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend and his family. If you're not going to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: try to make an effort.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: So it's not like Teakan anymore.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: We've got came on, Kaylen, spill it, yeah, and Teacan
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: says with Ethan, the last straw that broke the camel's
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: back was she went to celebrate his birthday with him,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: So I guess she went over to Minnesota and he
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: was acting really weird, and the talking head he says,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: we were already on thin ice. And when I was
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: looking at her, it was like I was looking at
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: my ex.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: I think she does have similar facial features to Olivia,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: but at the same time doesn't look like Olivia's nothing like.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: But it's just like something that reminds me of Olivia.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: It's her scowling at him, like, why are you such
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: a piece of shit. You're a terrible, terrible partner.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've turned her into Olivia with your behavior. It
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: is your fault.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Yes again, no woman ever drove herself crazy. All right,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look up this phone number, real quick,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: reverse phone number.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: Look up. Also, you know how my autocorrect keeps changing
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: ethan to ethanol or ethanol, and so I googled, just
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: like what the definition is. It's a clear volatile liquid.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Well ethanols and gas.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: How explaining it is that he's clear, translucent, pale volatile.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know where liquid he pours himself into those
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: type genes.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: He doesn't pour himself into a shower.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: He's drunk.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: This is a low spam risk cell phone number but
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: no registered phone information, and it appears and is coming
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: from Bartlesville, Oklahoma.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Hmm, okay, it's Ethan. He's on the road.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Their provider is Roger's Communications of Canada. H And I
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: could report it as a scammer.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I think I will.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: I think I'll report this phone number as a scammer.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of pissed off, Ethan.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, Ethan. Anyway, this person decided to stop
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: playing when I said therapy and is this Ethan Plath?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: They decided they wouldn't play any further. But I will
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: tell you the funniest thing is I think I told
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: you this. Heather McDonald did this on her show where
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: somebody a random person, Hey, I haven't seen you in
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: a while, how are you? Or hey are we still
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: good for lunch? They do that, and so she just
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: decided like, well, this will be fun. So she did
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: it for like a whole day, and the person kept
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: trying to So she was pretending that she was an
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: older man that belonged to this specific country club like
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: way out somewhere outside of LA And so she like
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: mentioned the country club, and then it would take a
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: second and the person would ride back, Oh, I know
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: that country club. They have a beautiful restaurant called Fountains.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: They and they were obviously looking up everything she was saying,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: and the person was realizing, oh, maybe this is the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: old rich man and then kept saying, you know, listen,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm in a bad cell service zone, so can we
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: take it to what's app because I always have good
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: service on WhatsApp and kept trying to get her to
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: take it over to WhatsApp, and she wouldn't because she's like,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I think somehow on WhatsApp that's how like they steal
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: your soul. I'm not sure. Yeah, but then she blocked
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: the number or whatever, decided it wasn't fun anymore, blocked
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the numbers, deleted it, and the next day the person
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: started writing her from the same number, but one off.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, like, oh I lost touch with you.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Don't forget you could get back with me on WhatsApp.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at the I'm gonna be at the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: club later today. Maybe we could meet you know all
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: the time, Oh my god. Yeah, Well the person didn't
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: write me back for.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: You pushed too hard.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Just like back six minutes you were Zach and.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: You were trying to break down those walls, and they.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Were trying to break down they were trying to break
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: down my walls. Well, I'll keep you guys posted if
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I hear back from this. I do like sometimes to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: engage a spammer. I do just like I like to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: talk to the people that come to my door. And
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: maybe I need to be more careful.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: She's just lonely.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I just have just decided that I think I'm going
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: to make a reel, which you know is not easy
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: for me, about this episode and your continuing lust for
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Barry Plath, because I think.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: The world needs to know I'm not ashamed.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Matt Ma Matt mar says he also has a yearning
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: in his lungs for Barry.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: And it's not even that I've forgotten what a terrible
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: father or husband he is. That's what's embarrassing is that
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I should It's just a deep carnal and below deck.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Ellie said she wanted to merge genetics with Juao on
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: like a deep cellular level. She had this like primal
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: instinct and I feel like there's some not there's a
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: naughty ness there with Daddy Plath and serial killer.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, and and he may have passed it down to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: his eldest son unclear.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's jacked and he's hairless, and that's just
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: my style. I don't know.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, you are in the Orange Counting area and you
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: know a man that is jacked and hairless into bigfoot
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: and portals. Please set Kimberly up because that sounds like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: her kind of guy.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, love a lot of children that aren't mine.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: No, I think you could take that part out. I
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: don't think you need to deal with I don't think
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: you need to deal with all those personalities. That sounds
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: so all right. We I'll keep you guys posted if
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: this person writes me back. But until then, everybody, make
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: sure you're following Kimberly and Katie at Date Dateline. Make
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: sure you also subscribe to their YouTube. Like I said,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: it's a date with Kank. This one is called Pink
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Shade Bunkies. And I got to tell you the production
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: work over there on a date with kk is real good. Oh,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: thank you. We'll be talking after we're over. Okay, see
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: you guys later.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Bye. I'm