The Haters Guide to the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals

Pisstacular Takes: The Podcast Home for UrinatingTree · Jun 2, 2026 · 26m

The greatest playoffs in professional sports... wasn't all that great. There were plenty of blowouts, lopsided affairs, and duds throughout the hockey world. Not to say it was all bad, the occasional game seven to appease the palate was blessed to us (mostly by Montreal stealing away people's dreams in the middle of the night). There were legendary runs, there were injuries aplenty, there were players who struggled to do much of anything whatsoever.Regardless, only two teams remain: The Vegas Golden Knights and the Carolina Hurricanes. Both teams relatively evenly matched, both analytical…