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Who should win the NFL MVP? · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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  of the week. All right, so Wes, I just Texas
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  should be coming in a bit as well.
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  up yet. We got Johnny Reno in with us.
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  The what is that a painting in the background you got there?
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  Yeah, man, we painted my dog. All right.
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  We were we were big, big dog people before we had a 2 year
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  old running around. All right, so we'll be starting
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  with tomorrow's game. We're going to start with the
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  Vikings at the Chargers. It'll still be Carson Wentz at
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  quarterback for the Vikings. JJ McCarthy will still be out at
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  least one more week. The Chargers are three-point
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  favorites. I'm going to take the Vikings
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  though in this one too anyway, though, because the Chargers
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  offensive line still concerns me.
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  The the Vikings pass rush is very good.
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  Their interior is very good. And the Chargers, I don't know
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  if the outside receivers detect the Vikings weak corners.
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  I'm going to take the Vikings in this one.
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  So we'll go. We'll go with Johnny, then we'll
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  go with Java Fish and an arrow. We're going to go opposite on
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  that, and I'm going against my better judgment here.
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  Give me the Chargers. I think they they, they've
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  really hit a brick wall, but there's still lane three points.
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  I just don't like this line. It smells real sneaky to me.
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  So I'm going to take the Chargers at -3.
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  All right, actually West has arrived.
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  So W 1st game is Vikings and the Chargers.
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  The Chargers are three-point favorites.
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  Yeah, Chargers all. Right, Java, you're up with the.
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  Yeah, I got the coin. Yeah, yeah.
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  Well it it got moved but I got one on my phone so here we go it
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  is. Droba groba, ludu.
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  Java is on the Vikings as well. Viking.
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  Yeah, the Vikings have the best defensive coordinator in
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  football. I'm going to go with the Vikings
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  against a bad offensive line. Go with the Chargers.
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  Chargers win. All right, next one is the first
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  team. I think the first time I feature
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  this team on on speedy 6 pack. This year the Carolina Panthers
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  are hosting the Buffalo Bills. The Bills are 7 1/2 point Rd.
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  favorites. I'm going to take Carolina to
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  cover cover. I think the Bills win the game,
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  but I think the Panthers they play well.
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  I think they cover the spread. Yeah, I think it's one of those
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  trap underdog spots. I think a lot of people are
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  actually going to be on Carolina.
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  I understand. Everything.
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  Why contrarily, I'm going to take the bills, I'm going to lay
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  the chalk. I just, I think it's going to be
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  a lot of people trying to be sharp and it's going to get them
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  in the end. Made my nipples hard.
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  I agree with just about every word out of Johnny's mouth.
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  I think that there's a lot of people going to try and be sharp
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  here and the hook makes people think that Carolina's got some
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  edge. But this is, this is Buffalo
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  coming off of coming off of two losses.
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  One was on the road against a team that just was was ready for
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  them in that spot. Buffalo oddly is #1 only in
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  rushing yards, which is pretty strange.
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  But I mean, this is a total mismatch.
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  I like Buffalo to cover the seven and a half.
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  I like Buffalo double digits. Like the streaks in my britches.
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  What do we got? We're ready on the coin, the
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  virtual coin. Damn tails again all.
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  Right, so Java's on the Panthers as well.
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  Yeah, I'm not so. No, Jabba will be on the bill he
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  just wrote tells his Rd. team right?
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  Yeah. Tells his Rd.
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  Oh, so yeah, right. So Jabba's on the bills.
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  Yeah, because you always get headed home.
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  Fish, are you going? I'm sorry, I was laughing at
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  Jabba's dirty joke. You have make dirty jokes all
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  the time and you don't have any time for it right now.
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  It's a shame. That went over like a pardon
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  church. I I'm going to go with the
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  Bills. They're coming out of the the
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  break. I think they're going to put up
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  a lot. I think it's going to be a high
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  scoring game though. I think it's going to be like a
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  like a 41 to like 30 type of deal.
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  Andy Dalton, the Red Rifle. The Bills are absolutely going
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  to demolish the Carolina Panthers.
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  After watching The Jets and Carolina this past week, there
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  is no way they're going to be able to keep it compete with the
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  Bulls, the Bills and and I just think the Bills aren't going to
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  be on a tear after the last two games that they played.
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  All right, let's go to the next one, the New York Giants at the
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  Philadelphia Eagles, the second time in three weeks the Giants
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  obviously winning on Thursday Night Football.
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  The Eagles 7 1/2 point favorites at home.
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  I'm going to take the Giants to cover the spread.
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  I don't think they win the game, but I do.
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  I was impressed with certain phases with the Giants offense
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  last week against the Broncos. So I do think they'll keep the
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  game close. The Eagles defense still trying
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  to figure things out. Eagles win, Giants cover I.
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  Had to take a shit. I'm going to take this kind of
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  similar. I'm going to fade the Giants,
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  the darlings of the NFL. They just beat the Eagles.
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  I think a lot of people are watching that.
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  And again, it's a weird week. There's a lot of high spreads.
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  I think a lot of people are going to try to out sharp their
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  own for their own good. I think the Eagles, and I don't
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  like this team. They're way worse than they were
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  last year. I think they're going to get
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  this spot. Jackson Dart off the bat, he
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  didn't play a game last week, right?
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  He had that bad pick. The rookies going to start to
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  show a little bit. I'm going to lay the points with
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  the Eagles basically fading that this spot.
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  A lot of people are going to ride on the Giants since they
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  just beat the Eagles, catching more than a touchdown.
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  So I'll take the Eagles. This one opened at 10 1/2.
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  And, and I, I did like the Giants there because just for
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  the plain fact that it's NFC East in its division.
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  And when Philadelphia wins this season, they're not winning by 7
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  1/2, they're not winning by 10 1/2.
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  But that line is moved and now it's 7 1/2.
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  I like it. I think at some point if
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  Philadelphia is going to go to the places that odds makers
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  believe that they're going to go, which is, you know, Final
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  four or even the divisional round, some point they're going
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  to have to look like a team that that their offense is just going
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  to have to get better. But division matchup, it's it's
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  fair to say that, you know, you call for the split and Philly's
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  already lost to them. So I'm going to lay the seven
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  and a half. I'm Philly.
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  Digital coin Jabba. What would you call your own
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  Bitcoin, by the way, if you made one?
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  I've got it, I've got it. Hold on.
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  I've got it. Hold on.
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  Groba Groba ass licker. No, I wouldn't.
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  What would I call it? I don't, I don't know, like you
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  got to think of something creative.
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  I love Lisa AM. Wes, next time you're on, you
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  have to research a Bitcoin name for Java.
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  Is that your cucumber or are you happy to see me?
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  Adam, there's some, there's some dumb ones out there.
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  I mean, there's one right now that dildo is gone and that's
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  trended quite a bit called fart coin.
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  Cooch. How about the cooch?
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  You like that? I like that.
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  I think the world has just become stupid with all this
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  stuff. But regardless, this is a big
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  win. The Giants are going to sweep
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  the season series with the Eagles.
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  Let's go. Jackson, Dart, Cam, Scatterboo.
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  Let's do it. Pulled it out of my ass.
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  Nah, he's he's pulling something out of his ass, but it's
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  definitely not the Giants. I'm going with my Eagles.
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  The Eagles are going to run away heading to Philadelphia and he's
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  going to smack the hell out of Cam Scataboo.
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  So they're going to scat the scat man as I call the Eagles
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  demolishing and putting up to 100 yards by their two star wide
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  receivers this week. Give me the Eagles.
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  Stop that pass rush though. Got to stop that pass rush out.
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  Of the Broncos did Not really. The Broncos did.
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  They put up 30 points in the. Thin air, the thin air and the
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  bad vibes caused it. Oh yeah, the thin air.
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  Is that what you're selling? Have you ever been up to there
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  up? There.
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  Yeah, I've been to Denver. I visit my front.
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  And there's real on your defense.
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  Can't get off the field in the fourth quarter.
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  That's a real thing. Stop.
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  Stop making excuses. You, you giant fans, make it.
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  I'm a jet. You don't.
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  Think that's you don't think that affected.
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  No, I don't. No, I don't.
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  Then you're crazy. Then you're crazy.
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  You're crazy affected. You're crazy because it's.
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  Still their fault for not getting off the field.
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  Nothing but saying it's not their fault.
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  But it affected them. There's nothing to do with it.
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  Your front seven, there were guys that don't play in Denver.
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  That's because they can't. Stop it.
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  You're a typical Giant fan. Next, I think Ryan Clark.
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  Couldn't play in Denver next. All right, let's go to Wes's
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  team. Not his Kansas City Chiefs, but
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  the team he grew up as a fan of, the Chicago Bears.
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  They are traveling and to Baltimore to take on the Ravens.
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  The Ravens should get Lamar Jackson back this week.
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  I think the spread reflects that.
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  Six point favorites. The Ravens are at home.
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  I'm actually going to take them in this spot.
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  I think it's a good spot. Bears on.
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  A is Lamar play? Lamar, it looks like he's going
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  to play. He's listen, it's probable right
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  now and he's hard to practice. So I actually am going to take
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  the Ravens in the spot off of bye week.
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  I think this is a good reset for the Ravens.
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  Obviously their defense has struggled and the Bears have
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  struggled stopping the run this year.
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  So I think Derek. Henry.
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  I'm going to take the opposite thing.
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  I'm going to take the Chicago Bears.
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  Couple couple reasons here. One, the Ravens didn't look good
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  with Lamar Jackson outside of the 1st 3 1/2 quarters of week 1
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  where they were up sizable 15 points against the Bills that
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  they end up losing. And then the Bill, we know the
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  Bills aren't looking great either.
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  Give me another game where the the Ravens look semi decent.
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  They're not that good of a team this year.
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  They're still banged up with injuries.
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  Derrick Henry is still Derrick Henry, and I agree with that.
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  But I think the Bears team, they're kind of finding the
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  rhythm on the offensive side of the football.
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  They're pulling out some trick plays.
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  They're scoring a little more. They're finding ways to win ugly
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  games. This is going to be an ugly
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  game. The Ravens are not as good as we
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  think. They are getting Lamar Jackson.
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  I still don't think they should be laying 6 points.
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  Give me the Bears at the plus 6. I think they keep this game
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  really close. Yeah, I'm it's, it's scary when
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  Johnny and I are agreeing. But I, but, but I, but I think
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  at at this point, I think that the Bears are better coached.
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  I, I just, when you, you watch them, you look at them pregame,
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  you look at them post game, like you just see dudes that are
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  bought into what the coach is doing.
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  You see improvement in Caleb. The Bears defense has taken the
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  ball away almost every game this season and they have a streak
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  going of that. But Baltimore's defense is not
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  good. They they went into a bye week.
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  Lamar might be back, but he's still banged up and that
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  Baltimore defense is not good going up against a Bears offense
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  that is getting hotter every week.
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  And I get 6 1/2 points, IE sprinkle some money line there.
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  This is 1 where people are looking at the line thinking,
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  oh, what does Vegas see? I better jump on the Ravens.
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  And there's some of these lines this week are tricky and people
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  are just going to try and outsmart it and it's just take
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  the Bears. You got Jabba.
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  Virtual Coin. Another toe Jabba.
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  'S on the Ravens. I am definitely taking the
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  bears. I gave up the booty there.
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  I think if if I think it's going to be like a three-point game, I
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  think it's going to be really close or the Bears could just
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  wipe the floor with them. I don't see any scenario where
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  the Ravens run away with it where 6 1/2 isn't a smart bet,
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  so I'm going with the Bears. Breaking news, I got to go back
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  off now. I'm going to go Baltimore.
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  I, I think Lamar Jackson coming back, I think he's going to put
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  up big numbers. I think he's going to say never
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  die and he's going to put the team on his back and find a way
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  to win the game. Give me Baltimore all.
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  Right from West's childhood team to Johnny's former team, as he
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  like to call it, the Dallas Cowboys will be at the Denver
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  Broncos. The Broncos are 3 1/2 point
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  favorites at home. I'm going to take them in this
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  spot. I think it will be a close game,
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  but I don't like a lot of the matchups for Dallas with their
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  with their defense still being very young, especially against
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  that Sean Payton type offense. I'm going to take the Broncos to
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  win and cover. Can I, can I take the total?
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  Go for it. Give me the over in this
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  football game, all right? Any over as you can get the
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  Cowboys at, I'm going to take it.
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  Their defense is very bad. Their offense can score.
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  I will stay. I've been the.
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  Biggest anti Dak Prescott person My wife knows, all my friends
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  know it. I would take Tony Romo today at
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  48 years old to quarterback this Cowboys team.
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  But that guy's an MVP candidate. Dak Prescott is an MVP
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  candidate. You can look at the numbers and
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  the fact that he's 9th in MVP voting is.
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  Absolutely ridiculous. He's he's thrown for 1400 yards
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  over the last three weeks, 14 touchdowns, no interceptions.
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  He's playing out of his mind. They're going to score.
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  I think this Broncos defense not as good as we're giving them
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  credit for, but I also think this Broncos offense will score
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  on Dallas. They played Dallas plays
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  fast-paced enough or Broncos and get plenty of opportunity.
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  We saw them put up 30 in the fourth quarter last week.
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  They I'm hoping they put it, they could probably put up 30
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  this week for the game. I do think this total goes over
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  the total, whatever it's. To hit you with what the number
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  is I'm seeing on Bovada, the Dallas team total is 22 1/2, but
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  it's at -145 so it's probably about to switch to 23 1/2.
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  And then the total for the game opened at 45 1/2 and it's up to
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  51. And that's where you lost value.
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  I would still take I think, I think this game is going to fly
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  over. No.
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  West. Didn't say.
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  Yeah, I, I'm taking Dallas. I think this team is, is, is a
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  better team than everybody expected.
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  I mean, I realized 3, three and one is not exactly the best team
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  in the league. But but I think the circus
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  building into the season, the mica trade, this team has not
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  lived up to the disaster that we expected them to be on the
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  field. I agree with everything Errol
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  and Johnny said about DAC. I don't know that DAC is $60
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  million in the best, you know, paid quarterback in the league.
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  I mean, that's still a very short list of three people, but
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  but DAC is playing well. That offense is scoring points.
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  Pickens and CD are great. This this assumption that the
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  Denver is this this team and waiting for some type of prize.
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  I like Dallas to win, to win outright on the road.
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  So I am taking the points, but I like them outright.
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  My personal wager is not going to involve taking points.
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  Breaking news, I'm putting you on a leash now.
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  Hey. Java.
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  Team A. Lot of hot ladies.
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  So I think one of these teams is a good football team, and one of
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  these teams is basically a version of last year's Bengals,
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  and that's the Cowboys with no defense and a lot of offense.
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  I think that's a borderline. You know 5. 100 team and I think
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  the Broncos are going to playoffs because they're going
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  to win games like this. Give me the Broncos.
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  I look delicious. That's a new one, I don't
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  remember that one. I I've got the Cowboys.
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  I think the Cowboys are going to explode.
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  I think they put up easy 30 points.
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  I don't think the Broncos defense is as good as everybody
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  thought, especially the Giants putting up 30 against them the
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  way they did in Jackson Dart. I think Dak Prescott's a way
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  better quarterback than Jackson Dart and with the weapons he has
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  now, CD Lamb and Pickens and the running game, Williams has been
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  good. They can run the ball and this
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  offensive line has been a lot better than people thought.
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  Give me the Cowboys all. Right before I get to the
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  aspect, Johnny, Johnny, you have some competition.
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  The biggest Dak Prescott here? Errol's friend the Beef, who
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  said he would trade Dak Prescott to start Trey Lance.
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  He's out of his mind, out of. His mind all right, the last.
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  One good. He's been a lot better.
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  He's been really good this year. You can't argue the numbers.
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  That's kind of where I'm at. Dude, he's been really good.
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  He's been really good for the last five years.
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  Nobody gives him any credit. Stop.
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  All right, Last one will be the Aaron Rodgers revenge game.
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  The Pittsburgh Steelers are hosting the Green Bay Packers.
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  The the Steel or the Packers are actually 3 point favorites.
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  On the rocks could kill. It's an interesting match of two
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  teams that I kind of underperformed like their their
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  records are good, but they don't.
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  Really. Look.
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  As good on paper, I'm going to take Green Bay though in this
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  spot though, because the Steelers can't run the ball and
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  that's the biggest thing the Packers have issues with,
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  especially with their injuries on their defense.
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  So. Give me one.
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  So does a bitch. Give me Aaron Rodgers.
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  I think Aaron Rodgers wins this game out right.
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  I think I think he still has a little bit of animosity with how
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  Green Bay moved on from him, rightfully so.
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  I'm not saying they didn't do the right thing, but I do think
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  the Steelers team is a lot better than they were last year.
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  Maybe not on the defensive side of the football.
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  I think that are more it's probably took a step back in
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  that that aspect. But offensively, you can't argue
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  Aaron Rodgers can read the defenses a whole lot better than
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  any quarterback could last year in Pittsburgh.
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  The catching +3 We all know Pittsburgh is a tough place to
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  play. The fans are always there,
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  whether they're 5 and 11 or they're 11 and five.
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  It's going to be a tough environment.
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  I don't think the Packers are as good as people think they are.
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  I think the Steelers can win this game outright.
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  The Aaron Rodgers going to show out.
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  I think DK Medcalf has a big game.
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  I think the running game gets going game with Steelers.
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  Spread his cheeks. So, so these two teams are the
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  two teams in the NFL, possibly in sports that I dislike the
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  most. There's some college teams that
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  I hate more. I mean, there's, there's I, I
• 18:58
  hate the Detroit Red Wings, but, but both of these football
• 19:01
  teams, they, they, they, they make me cringe.
• 19:03
  I just don't like them, but it and now you're going to throw in
• 19:07
  the fact that it's a prime time game too and asked me to pick
• 19:09
  it. But the reality is I don't know
• 19:12
  that I'm picking against either one of these teams at home in a
• 19:15
  prime time spot, but that Pittsburgh online is bad and it
• 19:21
  it's it's just not good. And you're going to go up
• 19:23
  against the red hot Parsons. You're going to go up against
• 19:25
  this Green Bay defense. Green Bay's offense has got to
• 19:27
  got to work some stuff out, but I'm looking at 60% of the
• 19:30
  tickets are on Pittsburgh as 3 point home dogs in prime time
• 19:35
  and the line ain't movement. If there was significant money
• 19:38
  anywhere in that 60%, the line would have shifted to to make it
• 19:44
  make it a pick em or even bring Pittsburgh to, you know, +2
• 19:48
  something like but the line ain't moving.
• 19:50
  They're begging you to take the Pittsburgh Steelers on this one.
• 19:55
  I'm again, I will not bet this game.
• 19:58
  There's so many things I hate about it.
• 20:00
  But for the purpose of this, I really do like Green Bay to go
• 20:04
  in and lay the three. That means they got to win by 4.
• 20:07
  But I think Green Bay is going to cover this.
• 20:08
  There's so many reasons why Green Bay is going to cover
• 20:10
  this. Was it?
• 20:11
  Wasn't the Red Wings that one team you will never bet under
• 20:13
  any circumstance? I it makes me cringe and I could
• 20:19
  tell stories about it and how I was treated at that stadium.
• 20:22
  But my son can be anything in life that he wants, except for a
• 20:26
  Wolverine and a red. I do a real quick on your pick.
• 20:30
  You said a red hot Parsons. The dudes had one good game.
• 20:36
  Did I look I look I might look Cowboy should not have traded
• 20:39
  him. He's had one good game coming in
• 20:42
  statistically hasn't had more than three and three tackles in
• 20:46
  any game except last time he had three of his five and half sacks
• 20:50
  last game. It's.
• 20:52
  Tough, I agree with that. I think that the statistics are
• 20:57
  a little bit more you you see the statistics and people that
• 21:01
  don't actually watch football, they just want to look at the
• 21:03
  stats. But I think we all know that
• 21:07
  defense has been elevated by how much attention he demands just
• 21:11
  simply by being on the field. You're talking about a I think
• 21:15
  it's a 5th or 6th ranked defense in terms of yardage allowed this
• 21:19
  season. Compare that to last year.
• 21:21
  So the stats yes, red hot. Now it's visible to people that
• 21:25
  are reading statues, but just what he does on the field is
• 21:28
  very disruptive to. The virtual coin.
• 21:34
  We got 2 all right. Java has the Packers all.
• 21:40
  Right, I'm going to push back on something Johnny said about
• 21:44
  Michael Parsons is not being good and set for one game.
• 21:46
  I'm going to read you his PFF couple of stats up here.
• 21:50
  Oh, here it comes, his PFF. He has 37 pressures, which is
• 21:55
  third in the league for edge rushers.
• 21:57
  He's played the 26th amount most amount of snaps, including not
• 22:01
  playing a lot in that first week.
• 22:03
  He has an overall grade of a 93.4, which is tops in the NFL.
• 22:09
  So he's being considered by the experts, at least that at least
• 22:12
  the guys that think they're experts that we have on the show
• 22:14
  sometimes that he's the best in the biz still and he's getting
• 22:18
  to. He's doing exactly what you're
• 22:20
  saying was they're demanding a lot of attention to him.
• 22:23
  It kind of tilts the defense. It's like the same ideas like
• 22:27
  having like a Rivas Island where like one guy can do like a
• 22:30
  couple of things and occupy a lot of the attention of the
• 22:33
  other team and they have to game plan around it.
• 22:36
  You have to game plan for Michael Parsons, but they got
• 22:38
  Rashawn Gary on the other side and that's a problem for a lot
• 22:41
  of teams. So I, I, I, I don't think that
• 22:44
  it's going to be that close. Give me the Packers in this one
• 22:47
  because of the defense. Packers are no.
• 22:50
  Steelers. Yeah, I got Packers.
• 22:52
  I'm. I'm done with that.
• 22:53
  I don't even have to make any argument to that.
• 22:55
  It's Packers. I can't stand that.
• 22:57
  Steelers. I'm going Packers.
• 22:59
  They think Aaron Rodgers going to cry when he loses.
• 23:02
  I think he's going to. He's a crybaby.
• 23:07
  He's going. To cry right to the bank.
• 23:09
  How about rattling true? Is it like your Bush?
• 23:16
  All right, boys, all right, we have.
• 23:20
  Let's parlay. It's time for.
• 23:31
  Let's parlay as. Long as she's.
• 23:33
  Using dude wipes and taking care of my 2 hole I'm good.
• 23:36
  All right, boys, it's pretty simple here.
• 23:38
  We have 3 minutes. We got your picks.
• 23:42
  We got to get it out in 3 minutes.
• 23:44
  So what we're going to do is we're going to get this jump in,
• 23:47
  We're going to go with the West man, and then we're going to go
• 23:50
  with Reno Reiner. Johnny, you ready?
• 23:54
  Here we go. I I'm just going to give you an
• 23:57
  all college card and I'm just reading it to you straight out
• 23:59
  of my betting site. The stuff I've placed so far,
• 24:03
  I'm going UVA. I love Virginia at UNC.
• 24:07
  I love the Virginia quarterback. 10 1/2 here.
• 24:10
  Feels like a gift. UNC, they just they don't have
• 24:14
  the talent on the roster and the players they do have are somehow
• 24:17
  not finding motivation under Coach Belichick.
• 24:19
  So I love Virginia Cavaliers here -10 1/2.
• 24:25
  Go ahead, Reno. Oh yeah, I'm going to go.
• 24:28
  I'm going to go OSU. I think we all know how W was
• 24:30
  about about that, but it's a good spot for them.
• 24:32
  They have two losses by combined.
• 24:34
  One was 7 points and was five points, both on the road in top
• 24:38
  ten, top 15 environments. I think now at home catching the
• 24:41
  number three team, people expect them to probably lose their
• 24:45
  catching points. Give me the LSU Tigers to win
• 24:48
  the game outright on the ML Screw the points.
• 24:51
  I got one NFL pick I'm going to throw in and the rest will be
• 24:54
  college on this Let's parlay. I'm taking the Miami Dolphins
• 24:58
  money line. I like them to go into Atlanta.
• 25:00
  Atlanta is is coming off of a big performance.
• 25:03
  Miami's coming off of a terrible performance.
• 25:06
  The entire media is bashing Miami and yes, they are bad and
• 25:10
  I think that they are a disaster.
• 25:14
  And too, I don't know what the deal is with the way that he's
• 25:17
  communicating with the media, but that team has speed and if
• 25:20
  they are on, they can score some points with Atlanta.
• 25:24
  So I just it's just a matter of spot that I like here.
• 25:29
  I'm looking at plus 338 is what I caught it on on on the page.
• 25:33
  I'm betting. So I like I'm taking Miami money
• 25:35
  line. I'm actually on the same game,
• 25:39
  but I'm not going to throw down the big nuts on the money line.
• 25:42
  I'm going to take the Dolphins at the points plus 7 1/2.
• 25:44
  It's a great spot for them. Everybody's shitting on the
• 25:47
  Dolphins. Everybody's high on the Falcons.
• 25:50
  Let's switch that. Give me the Dolphins to cover
• 25:52
  the spread. They may win out, right?
• 25:53
  But I'll take the points. Back to college, I I actually
• 26:00
  consider myself a a part time Mississippi State fan after my
• 26:04
  trip to Stark. A.
• 26:06
  Great is a is a great place to go.
• 26:08
  However, I am going to lay the 6 1/2 and take Texas.
• 26:12
  Texas has way too much talent. Mississippi State is a great
• 26:16
  place to go. Be a fan, make friends.
• 26:19
  They buy you your first cowbell like it's it's, it's a really
• 26:23
  cool experience, but they're not good enough to cover 6 1/2
• 26:27
  against Texas. Texas has five stars on the
• 26:29
  bench. Say what you want about arch,
• 26:31
  the the the supporting cast is better than anything that
• 26:34
  Mississippi State has on that roster.
• 26:36
  So 6 1/2 very easy to cover for Texas.
• 26:40
  Would have been on the same game.
• 26:41
  I'm I want to go to a different route here because we can't have
• 26:44
  multiple games here the same. Give me Bama.
• 26:47
  Ever since week one, I've been riding Bama and they've been
• 26:50
  they've been a money train for me.
• 26:52
  Sellers definitely been caught on with tape.
• 26:55
  Bama's the better team. They're the better.
• 26:57
  They're the better offense, the better defense, the better coach
• 27:00
  team. I think Ty Simpson's a Heisman
• 27:02
  candidate. I think they run away with this
• 27:05
  and they're not laying nearly enough points in this spot.
• 27:08
  I think it's going to be a little early.
• 27:09
  I am going the Vanderbilt and Mizzou game and I am going to
• 27:13
  lay the three on Vanderbilt. Diego Pavia has a Johnny
• 27:17
  Manziel, Cam Newton feel to him. Like there's just this Tim Tebow
• 27:22
  quality about him. Vanderbilt possesses and
• 27:25
  controls the field. They, they, they, they're pretty
• 27:29
  good defensively. They, I mean, they just won a
• 27:33
  big game and Mizzou is coming off of a Bama beat down and
• 27:38
  Vandy just feels right. Like I, I don't think, I don't
• 27:41
  think they're a playoff team, but they're really great for
• 27:45
  this team. And I like what Diego Pavia is
• 27:48
  doing. I was on the wrong side of
• 27:49
  history with Johnny Manziel and Cam Newton in the natties and
• 27:53
  some of those runs. And I was on the wrong side of
• 27:55
  Joe Burrow for sure. I will not be on the wrong side
• 27:59
  of Diego Pavia. I am going to cheer for him all
• 28:01
  the way to New York. And I like him laying three
• 28:04
  points against a Mizzou team that that they they probably put
• 28:08
  a lot into last weekend's performance.
• 28:10
  And I don't know how much they're going to have left to go
• 28:13
  on the road and, you know, and try and do it against a Vandy
• 28:17
  team that really beats you up. Hold on all the way to New York.
• 28:20
  Where is he going? To New York?
• 28:21
  Where do they vote for the Heisman?
• 28:22
  Where's the Heisman? Present OK, I'm just I'm just I
• 28:25
  I thought you thought they The Jets are going to dress at.
• 28:28
  At this point in the season, it blows me away that he is not
• 28:32
  hands down the the favorite front runner to to win the
• 28:36
  Heisman. He's by far had more moments.
• 28:38
  He's got more attitude. I don't I I struggle to find the
• 28:41
  name. I disagree, I think Fernando
• 28:44
  Mendoza. I'm going to take it to the game
• 28:47
  of the week in college football. That's App State versus ODU 11
• 28:51
  AM kickoff time on Saturday. I'm going to take App State
• 28:54
  catching 2 touchdowns plus the hook.
• 28:57
  I think a lot of people are going to be OBU.
• 28:59
  They got a great quarterback and Joseph, he's got 16 touchdowns,
• 29:01
  8 picks. This App State team can run the
• 29:03
  football though. They can slow the game down a
• 29:05
  little bit to kind of make an ugly game.
• 29:08
  I don't think it's going to be a runaway either way.
• 29:10
  It's one of those spots. You got 2, four and three teams
• 29:13
  and neither team should be laying this many points.
• 29:15
  Give me App State to cover the 14.5.
• 29:18
  I'm actually going to be an app state in in Boone in two weeks.
• 29:21
  Oh. Wow, nice at you man.
• 29:23
  You're just a traveling junkie as we all.
• 29:26
  Snatched the only reason, the only reason I'm going is to go
• 29:28
  to a game at the Rock. I got you.
• 29:30
  Titties, my dog wants your pussy cut.
• 29:33
  Watch your, your, your quarterback and Julian saying is
• 29:36
  right now battling out with Pavia.
• 29:38
  Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
• 29:39
  We'll we'll see it. It'll go all the way down.
• 29:42
  I, I think what Fernando Mendoza is doing and he went all the way
• 29:47
  to Oregon and beat Oregon and Oregon.
• 29:49
  So I mean, that's incredible. And if he continues this
• 29:53
  trajectory, I, I think most of these they should, Indiana
• 29:57
  should go undefeated. I, I looked at their schedule.
• 30:01
  I, I just don't feel that they, they went through the teams that
• 30:03
  were going to be hard. I, they could go undefeated.
• 30:06
  They're going to be #2 right behind Ohio State.
• 30:08
  This is going. To be fun, why should they play?
• 30:10
  Ohio State? No, not.
• 30:11
  I've already looked. No, they, they, I mean they will
• 30:13
  if, if, if all stays the course in the Big 10 championship game.
• 30:17
  I, I don't think saying is Heisman right now.
• 30:20
  I and I, I say that because he's not going to have the gaudy
• 30:22
  stats and he's not going to need one of those, those Superman
• 30:26
  Heisman moments that that the voters look for.
• 30:29
  Ryan Day and, and Hartline have done a really good job of
• 30:32
  protecting him with play calling and not asking him to do
• 30:36
  anything. They protected him against
• 30:37
  Texas. They didn't really start airing
• 30:39
  it out until a couple weeks ago and they still they, they don't
• 30:42
  need him to do much. I don't think this team's ever
• 30:45
  going to need a dynamic performance out of a
• 30:47
  quarterback. Jules is not going to win a
• 30:49
  Heisman. I will say this, everybody said
• 30:51
  this is not a quarterback class and they always say that and
• 30:54
  when they say that there's like two or three quarterbacks that
• 30:56
  come out are pretty damn good. So I, I disagree with them.
• 30:59
  I think this is going to be a good quarterback class.
• 31:02
  And I, I, I think Fernando Mendoza, I think the kid from
• 31:05
  Alabama is going to be good. Pavia, if he decides to go into
• 31:08
  the NFL draft, he might not be a first round talent, but he'll
• 31:11
  because of his size, because he's.
• 31:13
  Because of his. Size.
• 31:14
  No, I know that. He's got a Tim Tebow future in
• 31:18
  the NFL. He's a great college quarterback
• 31:20
  and he had much of A long career in the NFL, as I do.
• 31:24
  Yeah, he's just not that guy. Great call.
• 31:27
  We see, we see him all the time, the Menzels and we see great
• 31:29
  college quarterbacks. He is that and I love it for
• 31:32
  him. He's probably going to coaching
• 31:34
  BQB coach and move up the ranks that way.
• 31:36
  I could see he is not an NFL pro.
• 31:38
  No, I agree with you. I agree with you.
• 31:40
  But the Oklahoma kid is going to be good there, there there's
• 31:43
  there's a couple of really good quarterbacks in this.
• 31:46
  Arch Manning. Arch Manning's not going to be
• 31:48
  in this class. He'll he'll be back when they no
• 31:51
  Arch will go. Arch will go back to school.
• 31:54
  Yeah, the rights need to. Do.
• 31:56
  Well, especially with Texas, it's like 40.
• 31:58
  Million I, I believe, and this is just my prediction right now,
• 32:02
  for whoever goes 1 is going to draft Fernando Mendoza.
• 32:05
  That's what I think. I think that's who's going to go
• 32:08
  #1 he's got the size, he's got the arm strength, he's got the
• 32:11
  ability. And they say he's very, very
• 32:12
  smart. And he if if it is the New York
• 32:15
  Jets, he's very good at talking to the media.
• 32:18
  Very. Very good.
• 32:19
  So Indiana kind of got fortunate because they do miss like in
• 32:24
  their Big 10 schedule, they are missing some really good teams
• 32:27
  until playoff time, right. But so they they've kind of
• 32:30
  played their tough schedule. They just don't lay an egg
• 32:33
  anywhere. You know, they're they will be
• 32:35
  undefeated going into into bowl season that they just got
• 32:40
  fortunate in that way. But the way this the confidence,
• 32:43
  now you can that can happen. And you still you still go into
• 32:46
  Oregon and and do that. I mean, that's a tough place to
• 32:48
  play the time zone to travel, the remote nature of where it
• 32:51
  is. I Errol, I was just looking up
• 32:54
  the Oklahoma schedule after hearing you talk about Metir and
• 32:58
  if he is to elevate himself to a Heisman or or just, you know,
• 33:04
  take control of the narrative he's already a part of the six
• 33:08
  weeks ahead is the time to do it.
• 33:11
  Ole Miss, Tennessee Bama, Mizzou, LSU and he goes at
• 33:16
  Tennessee at Bama so he gets he gets to be on the road in front
• 33:21
  of 100,000 people two weeks in a row.
• 33:25
  The first time they played a really good team was Texas and
• 33:28
  he threw 3 picks. But well he was the Heisman
• 33:30
  Trophy is is ahead of him. He was comes out of this he.
• 33:33
  Was supposedly what I heard he was not healthy in that game and
• 33:37
  that he played because their backup quarterback is just
• 33:41
  absolutely horrendous. So they forced him out there.
• 33:43
  He played on a bad leg and you know, he didn't look good.
• 33:47
  But anyways, boys, we love you. We'll see you next week.
• 33:49
  We'll. See you, Yeah.
• 33:52
  All right, we have a, we have this, but those are the guys.
• 33:56
  I love those guys. We call this save your tears.
• 33:58
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• 34:02
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• 34:06
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• 34:08
  what it is, not ideal, but if it is not ideal, but if it is, what
• 34:11
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• 34:15
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  double stamp but but. You guys, now it's time for save
• 34:23
  your tears. Can't wait.
• 34:28
  All right guys, welcome back to Save Your Tears, everybody's
• 34:33
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  We get $15.00 of a salary cap. We're using Yahoo fantasy
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• 34:49
  So we're going to put the board up.
• 34:50
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• 35:07
  Quarterback at $5 this week we got three games that we are
• 35:11
  going to be doing and of course I close the screen.
• 35:14
  But we got the Bucks playing speedy.
• 35:16
  Help me out with who they're playing.
• 35:17
  We got the Bucks game. We got the Patriots game, we got
• 35:21
  the 49ers game, looks like Bucks.
• 35:24
  We got Baker Mayfield, $5. We're also going to have a Mecca
• 35:28
  Buca at wide receiver for $5. Other $5 players.
• 35:33
  CMC again #1 running back in fantasy football this year so
• 35:38
  far, Crystal Lave, even though the Saints are pretty terrible,
• 35:41
  he's doing well. He's the other $5 receiver.
• 35:43
  And George Kittle makes his return to the lineup in this one
• 35:47
  for San Francisco. He will go for $5 as well, $4.00
• 35:52
  across the board. Drake May we found out Bucky
• 35:55
  Irving is benched, so Rashad White's going to be the four
• 35:57
  running back over there for Tampa.
• 35:59
  Stephane Diggs and Jawan Jennings at receiver and Jawan
• 36:03
  Johnson the Saints tight end for 4 bucks $3.
• 36:07
  Looks like it's going to be Mac Jones, but put Purdy there in
• 36:09
  case he does start. Ramandre Stevenson off of the
• 36:12
  first really good week is for three, Jerry Judy and Kshawn
• 36:16
  Booty for $3 at receiver and Hunter Henry from the Pats.
• 36:22
  We had $2.00. We got CJ Stroud, Quin, Shawn
• 36:26
  Jug, kids trying to follow up his really good first start, 3
• 36:30
  touchdown start last week with the Browns, so he's for the
• 36:33
  $2.00. We got Jaden Higgins at receiver
• 36:36
  and Rashid Shaheed and then Dalton Schultz at tight end for
• 36:41
  $2.00. And the $1.00 players, Errol's
• 36:43
  favorite quarterback, Spencer Rattler.
• 36:46
  Everyone's used to be favorite quarterback until this season if
• 36:49
  they drafted on fantasy. Alvin Kamara, Pop Douglas and
• 36:52
  Jlo and Noel at receiver. And the Cleveland tight end,
• 36:56
  Harold Fan and junior rounds out the list.
• 37:01
  So guys, we are going to go at this one we will start with.
• 37:06
  Well, last week's winner was Tommy Scoops.
• 37:09
  Tommy, why don't you decide who goes first?
• 37:11
  Huh. You know what?
• 37:13
  I don't think he's gone first. Let's get Jarrett go first.
• 37:16
  All right, Jarrett, you're up first, my friend.
• 37:18
  Give me Drake May at quarterback.
• 37:21
  I'm going to take CMC a running back.
• 37:25
  Then we'll go Jerry, Judy, Rasheed Shaheed, Harold Fannon.
• 37:31
  All right, I got you for May, CMC Jerry, Judy, Rasheed Shaheed
• 37:38
  and Harold Fannon. Junior Tommy, Who's next?
• 37:45
  Let Speedy go next. All right, let's see.
• 37:49
  Give me May. Give me Judkins.
• 37:56
  That's 6. Let's go booty.
• 38:09
  Booty. That's 9.
• 38:13
  I'll go Olave and Phantom. All right, so I got you down for
• 38:19
  Drake May Quin, Shawn Judkins, Keisha Bodi, Crystal Lavey and
• 38:23
  Harold Fanning, Sanford Junior. So they're 49ers are at the
• 38:26
  Texans. All right, who's up next, Tommy?
• 38:29
  Let's go with Jabba. Yeah, Dang, I'm trying to be
• 38:35
  different. Everybody kind of had the ones,
• 38:37
  but I'm going to go. I'm going to go Baker Mayfield.
• 38:40
  I'm going to go from Andre Stevenson, that's eight.
• 38:44
  Then I'm going to go Jerry, Judy, that's 11.
• 38:49
  And then I'm going to go, I got to go booty.
• 38:50
  Every time because I love the booty I.
• 38:54
  Leaves you with fannin. Speedy key and then fan.
• 38:58
  All right, Baker Stevenson, Judy the Booty and Fannin.
• 39:04
  All right, take it out of mine. I gave up.
• 39:06
  Let's go, Errol. Let's see what Errol got.
• 39:09
  I'm going to go. Purdy or Mac, I'm going to go.
• 39:17
  I'm going to go CMC. How much is it?
• 39:20
  How many is it right now? That's eight.
• 39:22
  I'm going to go. I'm going to go Mecca, Ibuka.
• 39:33
  How many is that? That's 13, so you have 1, you
• 39:35
  have ones for the rest. You got Fan and you got Pop
• 39:37
  Douglas. All right.
• 39:38
  All right, then maybe I shouldn't pick that.
• 39:46
  No, I'm not doing. His name is Pop.
• 39:48
  No, I'm not going with that. I'll I'll go with Purdy.
• 39:52
  CMC, Stefan Diggs. How many?
• 40:01
  How many 12? We got 3 for two spots.
• 40:08
  All right, so I will go Rasheed Shaheed, right.
• 40:14
  How many is that? That's. 14 That leaves you also
• 40:16
  with fannin. Really.
• 40:19
  That's what I got all right. So all right, I got you there's.
• 40:22
  A bunch of. Rings, huh?
• 40:24
  Sanford everyone's taking. Fans so.
• 40:26
  Far. So purdier, Mac, CMC digs
• 40:31
  Shaheed and Fannin. All right, Tommy, I guess I'm
• 40:35
  next. Yep, I I will go yeah, I'm going
• 40:42
  with Drake May also. I think I have to I'm going to
• 40:47
  go game script is not going to favor Judkins.
• 40:54
  I don't think I'm going to go with Rashad White because I'm
• 40:59
  daring to be different and daring to be great.
• 41:04
  And then. Daring to lose, that's for sure.
• 41:07
  Hey, different whatever. Hey, you know, everyone's take
• 41:11
  been kind of in this like kind of bubble here.
• 41:13
  I had to go with Higgins. I had.
• 41:15
  To take everybody. What are you talking about?
• 41:16
  I took all different guys, really.
• 41:18
  All right, so how much is that I've got?
• 41:21
  10. 810 So I got 5 left for receiver and tight end.
• 41:26
  I like, oh, I don't know if I like him in that one.
• 41:31
  That's kind of tough. I just stick with Fannin because
• 41:35
  everyone did and it just cancels out and then I can take the best
• 41:38
  receiver. I mean, if you're playing a game
• 41:41
  in. That I'm not going to lie.
• 41:44
  Or I can go like Scatterbrain and think that no one's going to
• 41:49
  think that I I go Juan Johnson and then spend a dollar on Jalen
• 41:57
  Noel. Einhorn is a man.
• 42:02
  All right, May, Rashad, White, Higgins, Noel, the two guys,
• 42:07
  same team in college right now, the pros, same team on my squad.
• 42:14
  Can't wait. Tight end Tommy, who do you got,
• 42:17
  defending champ? All right, nobody picks Stroud
• 42:20
  yet, right? I'm gonna be different.
• 42:20
  I'm gonna get Stroud. OK?
• 42:22
  It's Stroud CMC. And give me also Chris Olave, I
• 42:30
  have like what $3.00 left give me.
• 42:32
  Yes. Rasheed Shaheed and then, yeah,
• 42:36
  just fanning. All right, so that is
• 42:40
  everybody's. Let me show everyone the full
• 42:44
  window that's watching on video. Make sure you see everyone's
• 42:49
  squads. Give me that chicken Curry.
• 42:53
  All right, again, a bunch of Drake Mays.
• 42:55
  Suck my indoors. Of CMC out there, everyone
• 42:59
  except for me took Fannin Junior.
• 43:02
  I hope he sucks and I win because of that.
• 43:04
  That's. Awesome sum up my ass.
• 43:07
  A lot of people decided to go for the booty, actually, not
• 43:11
  that. Many the.
• 43:12
  Booty. Maybe the booty will decide this
• 43:14
  one. Poop and again, no clue.
• 43:16
  We'll go over the winners on next week's Monday show, where
• 43:20
  again we will give out the compliment chorus Grobar, the
• 43:23
  winner from all of the losers. Grobar.
• 43:25
  That is, save your tears. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 43:36
  we call this in like. My lady, I've often heard that
• 43:41
  you'd give me a warm welcome if ever we met again in like, flan
• 43:48
  flan. Flan Droba, Droba ass licker.
• 43:58
  All right. Right.
• 43:58
  So I I was a little turned off on this MVP, the Las Vegas, the
• 44:05
  odds maker. I was very surprised on the way
• 44:08
  they set up the odds. So I'm going to go through the
• 44:11
  top 10 and I'm going to tell you how I think the odds should be
• 44:15
  right now as far as who and where they should be right now
• 44:21
  going into week seven of the NFL season.
• 44:24
  You guys ready? Are you doing top five or 10?
• 44:27
  10 I'm going to go 10, so we're going to go there is 36910 right
• 44:34
  over here, all right? At #10 I'm going to go now on
• 44:40
  the odds makers. There is and I'm I'm just going
• 44:44
  at 10 with the odds makers. I'm looking at over here. 36910
• 44:52
  here we go. All right, at #10 they have
• 44:56
  Lamar Jackson at a + 35. Lamar Jackson is not even in the
• 45:02
  top 10. Lamar Jackson's missed a few
• 45:04
  weeks. I think it's been 3 weeks since
• 45:06
  he's played. Lamar Jackson can play the rest
• 45:08
  of the season at a top level and I wouldn't even put him in the
• 45:11
  top 10 right now. I, I don't care how great Lamar
• 45:15
  is in the numbers that he puts up statistically, I would put at
• 45:19
  #10 right now. As of right now, I would put
• 45:25
  Jalen Hurts. Jalen Hurts has had so far, he's
• 45:30
  been up and down, but I expect him to be even better as the
• 45:33
  second-half comes around. Jalen Hurts, look at these
• 45:36
  numbers. Their numbers are pretty damn
• 45:37
  good. Touchdowns.
• 45:39
  He has 11 touchdowns, 1 interception.
• 45:42
  His passing rating is 108 right now and he's been sensational.
• 45:47
  He's done everything you expect him to do what?
• 45:50
  14198 yards, he's averaging 7.7 at, which is right in the tops
• 45:58
  top five right now when it comes to 7.7 attempts.
• 46:02
  I think he's been one of the elite quarterbacks in the
• 46:04
  league. So I put him at 10.
• 46:05
  So Lamar Jackson I would not put there.
• 46:07
  So I would take Lamar out and put Jalen Hurts at #9 They got
• 46:15
  Dak Prescott at a + 3000, which I think is absolutely
• 46:18
  ridiculous. It doesn't make any sense.
• 46:22
  I would not put Dak Prescott there at #10 at #9 I would put
• 46:27
  Jared Goff. Jared Goff set a very good
• 46:30
  season, 1631 yards. He is averaging 8 yards at a
• 46:36
  temp which is in the top 315 touchdowns to three
• 46:40
  interceptions. His passer rating is at 116.4,
• 46:45
  which is at the top of the league right now right.
• 46:49
  The only reason why I wouldn't put him in a top five right now
• 46:51
  is because there are just so many other players playing at a
• 46:54
  top level right now going into week 6.
• 46:57
  So I would put Jared Goff at #9 at #8I.
• 47:06
  They have Jordan Love at a + 2800.
• 47:10
  I would put I would take Jordan Love out of it.
• 47:14
  I I don't think Jordan Love is it at #8I I don't think he's in
• 47:18
  a top 10. I would put Drake May at #8
• 47:23
  Drake May has 1744 yards, 8.6 yards at attempt attempt.
• 47:31
  It's 116.4 rating, 12 touchdowns to two interceptions.
• 47:36
  His completion percentage is at 75.2, which is the league's
• 47:43
  league best right now at his completion percentage, which is
• 47:46
  to 7075.2. The other guy that right under
• 47:49
  him is Jared Goff at 74.9. He's having a great year.
• 47:54
  I wouldn't put him in the top five, but he's definitely in my
• 47:57
  top ten. I would that's I would put him
• 47:59
  at 8 #7. They have Daniel Jones at a +
• 48:05
  2200. He's much higher than that right
• 48:07
  now. Daniel Jones is doing a
• 48:09
  sensational job. I'm going to put Sam Darnold
• 48:12
  there. Sam Darnold's had a great year
• 48:14
  so far. He's got 1754 yards, 9.1 at, you
• 48:22
  know, attempts per yard, which is at a league's best right now.
• 48:26
  He's been sensational, 12 touchdowns to 4 interceptions.
• 48:29
  His rate is at 109 point 4.2 and 70 No 68.2 at his completion
• 48:40
  percentage. He's had a great year and I
• 48:41
  expect him to be even better as they move forward.
• 48:45
  So I would put him there. All right.
• 48:50
  So we're down to six, right? Speedy, we're at six.
• 48:54
  We're six. Yeah, we're at six.
• 48:57
  At six. They got Jared Goff at +2000.
• 49:01
  Jared Goff is not that high. I would not put him there.
• 49:04
  I I would put at number six. I put Patrick Mahomes.
• 49:09
  OK, Everybody's got Patrick Mahomes leading it at one.
• 49:12
  I do not believe Patrick Mahomes is there.
• 49:15
  Patrick Mahomes does have 1800 yards passing, but his yards per
• 49:19
  attempt is 7.3. He's got 14 touchdowns and two
• 49:23
  interceptions. His rate is 102.9.
• 49:26
  Out of all the quarterbacks that we just mentioned, he is a
• 49:29
  little below the quarterbacks that I've mentioned so far.
• 49:35
  He's had a good year. I don't know if I put him in my
• 49:38
  top five, I would put him out of the top five.
• 49:41
  I put him at six at #5 They have Matthew Stafford, which is a + +
• 49:48
  1000. I think Matthew Stafford's a
• 49:50
  little higher than that right now.
• 49:52
  I, I, I do, I think Matthew Stafford's been sensational all
• 49:55
  season. At #5 I would put, I'm going to
• 50:03
  put Daniel Jones at #5I I think Daniel Jones has seventeen, 1790
• 50:10
  yards. He's been sensational.
• 50:12
  Yards per attempt is 8.4. He has 10 touchdowns to three
• 50:17
  interceptions. He's running a couple of them
• 50:19
  and he's run. He's run more touchdowns in than
• 50:22
  any of the top five quarterbacks that I'm going to put.
• 50:26
  His rate is at 105.9, which is amongst the league's best.
• 50:31
  He's been sensational. I would put him in my top five.
• 50:34
  So I'd put him over there at #4 They have Drake May at a + 950.
• 50:43
  As you know, I've had Drake May in the top ten.
• 50:46
  I do not put him in my top five. I would put at #4 I would put
• 50:52
  Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield had a great year,
• 50:55
  1767 yards, 7.2 yards attempt, 13 touchdowns to two
• 51:02
  interceptions. 99.8 rate right now he's been great.
• 51:07
  His completion percentage is 64.1, which is the highest he's
• 51:11
  ever been. So I, I, I wouldn't put him in
• 51:13
  my top three like a lot of people believe he is.
• 51:16
  I put him in my top four at #3 They have Josh Allen at +400.
• 51:25
  Josh Allen is not in my top ten. Josh Allen should not be in the
• 51:30
  top 10 yet until proven otherwise.
• 51:34
  If you look at Josh Allen's numbers, they've fallen off Josh
• 51:37
  Allen has 1397 when it comes to yards, 7.8 yards per attempt,
• 51:44
  which is not usually at his high rate. 11 interception, 11
• 51:49
  touchdowns to 4 interceptions, 103.1 rate.
• 51:53
  He hasn't had one of those seasons.
• 51:55
  I wouldn't even put in my top ten.
• 51:57
  He's fallen out of my top ten at #3 I have Matthew Stafford, he
• 52:03
  has 1866 yards. He has been sensational, 7.7
• 52:10
  yards attempt, 17 touchdowns to two interceptions, 109.3, which
• 52:16
  is at a league's best right now. He has been as good as anybody
• 52:21
  in the league, but there are two other quarterbacks that I would
• 52:23
  take in front of them. At #2 They have Baker Mayfield
• 52:27
  at a + 320. I think that's way too high for
• 52:30
  Baker Mayfield. As good as he's been this year,
• 52:32
  he hasn't been better than these two guys.
• 52:35
  At #2 I have Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert has 1000 and 1913
• 52:45
  yards, 7.1 yards per attempt. His completion percentage is a
• 52:49
  67.513 touchdowns to six interceptions.
• 52:54
  He stole more interceptions than any quarterback on this last
• 52:57
  94.5 rate, but he lost two of his two of his starting
• 53:03
  offensive lineman. He's lost a significant amount
• 53:07
  of players and he's still putting up those numbers.
• 53:09
  So I have to put him in my top three and at #1 I've got Dak
• 53:13
  Prescott. I don't know why anybody doesn't
• 53:15
  have Dak Prescott at #1 it makes no sense. 1881 yards, 7.3 yards
• 53:22
  attempt. Completion percentage is at a
• 53:26
  league's high. Except Drake May and Jared Goff,
• 53:30
  this guy is third on the list when it comes to completion
• 53:33
  percentage. He has 16 touchdowns, 3
• 53:35
  interceptions, 107.6 If you look at all the average of these
• 53:41
  statistics, Dak Prescott all together has better statistics
• 53:45
  than any one of these quarterbacks all together on
• 53:48
  those percentages on, on what I'm looking at when it comes to
• 53:51
  numbers, Dak Prescott has been the best quarterback in the NFL
• 53:55
  all season all the way through Week 6.
• 53:58
  I'm sorry, Week 7. Now we're going into, I have Dak
• 54:02
  Prescott at #1 if the season were to end, Dak Prescott would
• 54:07
  be the league MVP. So there you go, Dak, Justin,
• 54:14
  Matthew, that's where I'm going right now.
• 54:17
  Baker at a clear #4I obviously at #5 I would have, I think I
• 54:23
  had Daniel Jones, Daniel Jones and then Patrick Mahomes.
• 54:27
  So Patrick Mahomes is not in my top five.
• 54:30
  I have no idea what, what are you?
• 54:32
  What are you putting your hands up for?
• 54:34
  What you got over there? What is that I mean?
• 54:39
  Baker, I think I got him a little higher.
• 54:41
  Where do you have Baker? I'm going to say. 2.
• 54:46
  All right, So Justin Herbert, Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford,
• 54:49
  Patrick Mahomes, Daniel Jones have better numbers than Baker
• 54:52
  Mayfield. The only reason why I would put
• 54:56
  him higher than Patrick Mahomes is because to me he's been more
• 55:02
  consistent and he's lost more players.
• 55:05
  Godwin, it was out in the beginning of the season.
• 55:08
  He's using a rookie right now. Mike Evans could be out a
• 55:10
  significant amount of time. He lost his best running back in
• 55:13
  Irving for a significant amount of time and he's still putting
• 55:16
  up the numbers. So that's why I put him in my
• 55:18
  top five. But that's the only reason why I
• 55:21
  think Daniel Jones has better numbers than him.
• 55:24
  Matthew Stafford has better numbers than him, Dak Prescott
• 55:27
  has better numbers than him, and Justin Herbert has better
• 55:29
  numbers than him. So.
• 55:31
  So, so Errol, I know you said you don't bet, but 30 to one on
• 55:36
  something that you believe in that much, that's a really good,
• 55:40
  that's really good value. I bet you Wes would tell you
• 55:45
  that if that's what you believe, you should make that bet.
• 55:48
  I don't bet. $20 just a $20 bet 30 to 1600 Dak Yeah, 30 to 1. 30
• 55:56
  to 1. That's if you bet $1.00, you get
• 56:00
  30, you bet 10, you get 300, you bet 100, you get 3000 on that
• 56:05
  bet. It's not a bad bet.
• 56:08
  It's not a really a bet. It's really not a for all the
• 56:11
  fans out there that are betting man right now.
• 56:14
  If you look at Dak Prescott's. Numbers or women or women don't
• 56:17
  don't discriminate. I'm just saying if you look at
• 56:20
  Dak Prescott's numbers right now, straight straight down the
• 56:24
  board, if you're comparing the comparison to all these top
• 56:27
  quarterbacks, he has the best out of all these quarterbacks.
• 56:31
  If you look at it, completion percentage, rate everything,
• 56:36
  touchdowns to interception and ratio, even yards per attempt,
• 56:40
  he has been the best overall quarterback out of all of them.
• 56:43
  It's also set up for him for the rest of the season because the
• 56:46
  defense is bad and they're going to have to get a lot of points
• 56:49
  to win these games. And you know, if they win those
• 56:52
  games, it's because of him and therefore he's the most
• 56:56
  valuable. So I, you know what I mean?
• 56:59
  Like that's I'm I'll look, I'll throw, I'll throw like what?
• 57:04
  What if we go halves on something?
• 57:05
  Let's do it. I'll do it.
• 57:07
  It's worth it. Plus 3000 right now I think NF
• 57:11
  the let's throw 50. Let's do it.
• 57:14
  You want to throw 50 Jabba? You find you find that.
• 57:17
  I mean, we could, we could all talk about it, but we could do
• 57:20
  this off the show. But if we all if you're going.
• 57:22
  To do it, it's a real good value.
• 57:23
  If we all throw 50 into this, we could be, we can, we can make a
• 57:28
  little bit of shekels, you know, we could be.
• 57:31
  It would be $1500 each if it was 30 to one, that's what.
• 57:34
  It's a pretty good deal. It's a pretty good deal.
• 57:36
  We should think about that. I.
• 57:38
  Think who's the who's the closest?
• 57:40
  I mean, we have a, we have a sports book here.
• 57:43
  But well, I mean, I could do it on the phone probably.
• 57:45
  Oh yeah, I forgot you guys. You guys have it legal.
• 57:47
  That's. Right, We have it legal here.
• 57:49
  So if if you guys. Are cooler than us in Nebraska
• 57:52
  so. No, but you guys are the ones
• 57:54
  that are like murder, no? I'm saying, I'm saying if you
• 57:57
  guys think about it, if we all put $50.00 into this, we're
• 58:00
  going to make money because I really do believe Dak Prescott
• 58:04
  is going to win the MVP this year.
• 58:05
  I really do. I do not know what they're
• 58:08
  thinking. You heard Wes W is very good at
• 58:11
  this and even Reno Johnny said that is and Reno Johnny can't
• 58:14
  stand the Cowboys. He he can't stand Dak Prescott.
• 58:17
  He says the fact that they have Dak Prescott this low, it's
• 58:21
  ridiculous because he is doing things and he's putting up
• 58:26
  numbers. He's going to, he could hit 5000
• 58:29
  yards this year. That's how good.
• 58:31
  He been they look at it like as a whole just not what Dak is
• 58:35
  doing because Dang their defense has got.
• 58:38
  Off that's that's fine, but they're winning and they're
• 58:40
  putting on. I agree, but I think they're
• 58:42
  just looking at as a whole. He would have to get them into
• 58:45
  the playoffs. That's what the bet is, right?
• 58:47
  Like if they don't get in the playoffs, he's not going to get
• 58:49
  the MVP. Even if that's not fair.
• 58:51
  Like as we saw that last year at Joe Burrow, he you could argue
• 58:53
  he was the MVP. He threw for all those yards.
• 58:56
  He had all those touchdowns. He had the best stats, But they
• 58:58
  didn't get in the playoffs. And it's an afterthought, right?
• 59:02
  You know, we were only talking about Lamar Jackson and Josh
• 59:05
  Allen. We weren't talking about Joe
• 59:06
  Burrow in that 1-2 conversation at.
• 59:08
  All Well, yeah. Do you think too like that?
• 59:11
  I think you're 100% right. Like winning does play a factor
• 59:14
  like. And if they're going to, I mean,
• 59:17
  what you said is they're going to give up points, so they're
• 59:21
  going to have to score points. And who's it going to come from?
• 59:24
  And so it's going to be a. But if they, you know, if they
• 59:28
  lose 30 to 2738 to 30, like and he's still putting up crazy
• 59:33
  numbers, Yeah, it's he's going to have the numbers.
• 59:36
  But are the winds going to go with it?
• 59:40
  And is he going to get them, you know, to the playoffs to where
• 59:43
  it's like, OK, this is this is real.
• 59:45
  Because like, you know, with Burrow, it's same kind of same
• 59:47
  thing, right? And it's like, you're going to
• 59:49
  have the numbers, but is it really going to, are they really
• 59:53
  going to be like, well, yeah, he did, but they didn't get
• 59:57
  anywhere with it. So I just, I sometimes think
• 1:00:00
  that's overrated a little bit because when it truly comes down
• 1:00:05
  to it, like in this argument for everybody, like, are they're the
• 1:00:09
  most valuable to the team without him, would you even have
• 1:00:12
  a chance to be in that game? Would you have a chance to
• 1:00:15
  score? I know it obviously takes a team
• 1:00:17
  to win, but it's like, hey, you guys have given up 30.
• 1:00:21
  I've got to go ahead and put 35 on the board to give us a chance
• 1:00:24
  to win. We got one segment guys.
• 1:00:26
  All right, we call this What's that smell?
• 1:00:29
  Hold up, what is that smell? What's right?
• 1:00:37
  Smell wow you. Don't see that every day.
• 1:00:39
  Can't wait. What about skid mark?
• 1:00:43
  All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pretty simple.
• 1:00:45
  We know the game. It's not.
• 1:00:47
  You know, you're not blind. We can bring Jared in.
• 1:00:50
  We'll get Jared involved with this.
• 1:00:51
  It's very simple. We're going to give you a story.
• 1:00:54
  We're going to tell you what we think about it, and we're going
• 1:00:56
  to tell you what it smells like. All right, So we're going to go
• 1:00:59
  tonight. We're going to go with Fish.
• 1:01:04
  We're going to go with Jared. We're going to go with Poops.
• 1:01:07
  We're going to go with Speedy. We're going to go with Joba and
• 1:01:11
  then me. Here we go.
• 1:01:12
  Apparently, I got to drive to New Jersey, Jabba to make that
• 1:01:15
  bet because New York doesn't allow individual season awards
• 1:01:19
  on DraftKings, but Jersey does. So we'll take a look at it when
• 1:01:23
  we get there, guys on that one. We'll talk about it next show.
• 1:01:26
  I got a real fascinating one from Arrow's second favorite
• 1:01:29
  team, the Philadelphia Eagles, and their captain star receiver
• 1:01:34
  who's having a subpar year, A.J. Brown.
• 1:01:37
  He's not happy. And yes, after another win, he
• 1:01:42
  had another cryptic Instagram post, which has become
• 1:01:46
  commonplace for him. So he shared after he had a game
• 1:01:49
  with four catches, 121 yards and two touchdowns, easily his best
• 1:01:52
  game this season. All it said was using me, but
• 1:01:56
  not using me. He had a previous post late
• 1:01:58
  September, which was a Bible verse about quietly withdrawing.
• 1:02:03
  If you don't feel welcomed or heard, man, I just hate you.
• 1:02:07
  Just hate to see it, right? With the Eagles, just the, it
• 1:02:11
  just had fallen apart. The chemistry, just, you know
• 1:02:14
  what was so good last year? It's just not there anymore.
• 1:02:20
  I mean, they're going to have to find a way to overcome it.
• 1:02:24
  Guys. Why?
• 1:02:25
  Why is this a story? This was the biggest story in
• 1:02:28
  the state of Philadelphia I kept reading in every single.
• 1:02:31
  There were like 30 articles about it.
• 1:02:34
  A.J. Brown is just fine.
• 1:02:36
  He's one of the best receivers in the league.
• 1:02:37
  This is absolute nonsense. What does it smell like?
• 1:02:41
  It smells like the garbage waste at the end of the cheese steak
• 1:02:46
  fryer later. That one over like a pardon the.
• 1:02:49
  Grease coming out of the of the grill, hot top all of that
• 1:02:54
  nastiness from your nasty grilled cheese steaks that.
• 1:02:58
  You Scoop sits on the shitter. On your on your hoagies, you
• 1:03:02
  stick. I hope you guys.
• 1:03:04
  Suck J Brown really does hate everybody.
• 1:03:09
  Thumb up my ass. Go.
• 1:03:10
  Ahead, Jared. All right.
• 1:03:11
  I'm going to go to the to the NBA for this one, to last
• 1:03:14
  night's game. the Rockets and Thunder double overtime.
• 1:03:19
  Rockets were up 111 seconds left.
• 1:03:23
  Thunder called timeout for one play. the Rockets come out of
• 1:03:25
  that timeout with Kevin Durant on Shay Gilda's Alexander.
• 1:03:29
  The rationale they gave the announcers gave was that oh they
• 1:03:32
  want length on on SGA, Kevin Durant had five fouls and worst
• 1:03:37
  of all they had a just as long defender and a better on ball
• 1:03:41
  defender in Jabari Smith in on in the game at that point in
• 1:03:45
  time. Then Kevin Durant of course
• 1:03:46
  commits the foul fouled out of the game and with two seconds
• 1:03:49
  left they don't have Kevin Durant in the game as an option
• 1:03:52
  down one point if the moronic move from an otherwise great
• 1:03:56
  coach. In e-mail Udoka and he was asked
• 1:03:58
  no questions as far as I know about this.
• 1:04:00
  In the post game press conference I heard no quotes
• 1:04:03
  about this. What's it smell like?
• 1:04:05
  It smells like Kevin Durant's jockstrap because that's what he
• 1:04:09
  made a joke was snort when he thought he was a better option
• 1:04:11
  there on SGA Lulu. I will say this I.
• 1:04:15
  Have for your posting jockstrap. Postgame.
• 1:04:18
  I have Jabari on my my, my team. I've got a bunch of guys, Dort
• 1:04:23
  on my team. I had SGA on my team.
• 1:04:25
  They all gave me some good points last night.
• 1:04:28
  Screw you, Justin, you're losing this week.
• 1:04:30
  I'm winning Ted five baby kicking his ass.
• 1:04:34
  Sorry, I had to do that. Fish over here, one with the
• 1:04:36
  Eagles. I'm gonna go with their rivals
• 1:04:38
  and the New York Giants. Now, we of course know that the
• 1:04:41
  Giants blew an absolute ridiculous game against the
• 1:04:43
  Broncos, but we're not going to be talking about that.
• 1:04:45
  I want to focus on Russell Wilson and Sean Payton now,
• 1:04:50
  former quarterback and coach over there in Denver.
• 1:04:52
  How Sean Payton took to the game after they won and said I wanted
• 1:04:56
  to. I was hoping to face Russell
• 1:04:57
  Wilson but Jackson Dart will have to do now.
• 1:05:01
  I love the shot that Russell Wilson took at Sean Payton
• 1:05:05
  afterwards going on Twitter to say about his former coach.
• 1:05:08
  Quote. Classless but not surprised.
• 1:05:11
  Didn't realize they're still bounty hunting 15 plus years
• 1:05:14
  later through the media hashtag. Let's ride.
• 1:05:19
  And then also clarified that his comments were strictly based on
• 1:05:22
  Dart and in no way shape or form where they made about Wilson,
• 1:05:26
  but can see why he took it to to.
• 1:05:29
  Horse shit, that's what I'm going to.
• 1:05:32
  Say now to watch these two old men go in trade shots back.
• 1:05:36
  I found it absolutely hilarious. I love, like I said, Russell
• 1:05:39
  Wilson's clap back and you're right at all.
• 1:05:41
  Sean Payton is full of some absolute bullshit.
• 1:05:43
  So what does it smell like though?
• 1:05:45
  Well, it smells. And I just thought of this smell
• 1:05:47
  because I have something completely different.
• 1:05:49
  I just, you know, it smells like a spider cricket if it jumped
• 1:05:53
  into Speedy and Tommy Cutlit's pants.
• 1:05:55
  Now there we go. You know, I I love when you say
• 1:05:58
  clap back. It reminds me of that Gyro song.
• 1:06:00
  Clap back. You want to clap back.
• 1:06:02
  You want to clap back. I like that's all we got to cut
• 1:06:04
  that baby out. I like.
• 1:06:06
  That blowjob will be. The next next song from break.
• 1:06:09
  Next. Next.
• 1:06:10
  Show. There you go.
• 1:06:11
  You ready, Speedy? All right, so transitioning from
• 1:06:13
  one quarterback that was traded in 2022 and signed a horrible
• 1:06:16
  contract to another one that was traded in 2022 and signed an
• 1:06:19
  even worse contract. And that is Deshaun Watson who
• 1:06:23
  came, who came out and said that he wants Intel on the Browns
• 1:06:27
  head coaching search and they think he thinks that coaching
• 1:06:31
  changes need to be made and he wants to be involved in the
• 1:06:33
  decision making. Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  You who are statistically graded as the worst quarterback in like
• 1:06:39
  since they started tracking. I forget the stat since 2000
• 1:06:42
  when they started tracking an advanced metric.
• 1:06:45
  Ryan Leaf was the only quarterback that was graded
• 1:06:47
  worse than you in 2000. And you want input on the Browns
• 1:06:51
  coaching Search for a guy that is a two time coach of the year
• 1:06:55
  and Kevin Stefanski that has dealt with your contract causing
• 1:06:59
  the team to not be able to sign players because you have to get
• 1:07:02
  fully guaranteed money. Screw the rest of the league
• 1:07:04
  with a collusion. Piece.
• 1:07:06
  And you want Intel on a coaching search when you're not going to
• 1:07:09
  be the starting quarterback they drafted?
• 1:07:10
  Gabriel. And they still have some other
• 1:07:12
  guys there that I know Errol doesn't like one of them.
• 1:07:15
  But you're not even part of any type of nonsense of trying to
• 1:07:20
  find the scene. So what do you, what does it
• 1:07:21
  smell like? It smells like Shadora Sanders
• 1:07:24
  and Deshaun Watson going into Lake Erie and going into the the
• 1:07:29
  section of it that has thousands of decomposing fish.
• 1:07:35
  Speedy does give the most elaborate smells.
• 1:07:38
  Yeah, it definitely. And they're they're so specific
• 1:07:40
  too. He always uses.
• 1:07:42
  Some kind of It smells like this guy's ass.
• 1:07:45
  It smells like that guy's that. It smells like this, animals
• 1:07:48
  that. I threw it to Norse Sanders for
• 1:07:50
  Errol. You can join that that smell
• 1:07:53
  fest. Yeah, it definitely smells,
• 1:07:55
  that's for sure. All right, Jabba.
• 1:07:57
  Mr. Yuan Man. I'm getting old.
• 1:08:00
  I'm tired. No, I'm going to go.
• 1:08:02
  Oh. My God, you're 40 years old.
• 1:08:05
  You're so old. Yeah, I have a kid in college,
• 1:08:10
  so that ages me even further. If anything that helps.
• 1:08:13
  You. No it does not.
• 1:08:17
  Until you have kids you will have no idea.
• 1:08:19
  So suck ah. Droba.
• 1:08:23
  I mean. We don't.
• 1:08:24
  None of us have kids, but we all have hair so.
• 1:08:26
  Droba, it's not an athlete. I have hair, it's just not
• 1:08:30
  there. I have your job.
• 1:08:33
  I like my shrimp cocktails. I'm going to go with the
• 1:08:39
  infamous Diggs family and this one is Trayvon and he supposedly
• 1:08:46
  had a home incident and that's awful hair though.
• 1:08:51
  Like I wouldn't, I would wouldn't even be proud of
• 1:08:53
  that's. Awful.
• 1:08:56
  That's a lot. Of you're a 40 year old man that
• 1:08:58
  still is dyeing his hair, grow up.
• 1:09:02
  Just spit out your crap. Like what?
• 1:09:06
  What are? We just spit.
• 1:09:08
  Out the tip. Smell Gee.
• 1:09:09
  I like anal. Your hair distracted me is
• 1:09:12
  terrible. Fish, where's panties?
• 1:09:14
  How he had the the incident at home, got a concussion and then
• 1:09:18
  to make it even better, he tells them and Jerry Jones says the
• 1:09:24
  combination of the injury and how it impacted regarding a
• 1:09:27
  concussion issue, I'm not so sure I know the detail of how
• 1:09:30
  that happened. Usually we can see that on TV
• 1:09:34
  and see how an injury happens. In this particular case, it was
• 1:09:37
  unrecorded. What in the absolute BS is going
• 1:09:43
  on? They just don't want to say what
• 1:09:45
  happened and this smells like Jerry Jones's.
• 1:09:50
  Depends after an overtime Cowboys loss and he didn't get
• 1:09:55
  up and go to the bathroom and he had to ring it out full of feces
• 1:09:59
  and urine. Yum Yum Yum Yum.
• 1:10:05
  All right, our final. What's that smell goes?
• 1:10:07
  I have to do it. LeBron James, he's definitely
• 1:10:11
  something something I don't want to hear about.
• 1:10:14
  LeBron James helps the Lakers dissect their opening loss to
• 1:10:19
  the Warriors. Oh, what a story.
• 1:10:21
  Oh, When the Los Angeles Lakers reviewed their tape with their
• 1:10:25
  disappointed loss against the Golden State Warriors 119 to 109
• 1:10:31
  in an opening night, JJ Redick said there was an important
• 1:10:36
  voice in the room as they swifted and shifted through the
• 1:10:41
  wreckage. Yes, LeBron James was one of
• 1:10:43
  those guys as LeBron was really helpful, Redick said during
• 1:10:48
  practice on Wednesday. Let me ask you a question,
• 1:10:51
  Reddick. How many times do we have to
• 1:10:54
  hear you kiss LeBron James ass? Why don't you get on your hands
• 1:10:57
  and knees and give him a nice little blowjob?
• 1:11:00
  Because it seems like you got your job because of LeBron.
• 1:11:04
  You're in position as the Lakers head coach because of LeBron.
• 1:11:09
  You had a podcast, which now you have Steve Nash filling in for
• 1:11:14
  you because of LeBron. It seems like every single thing
• 1:11:18
  LeBron touches turns to go for it.
• 1:11:21
  What next? Are you going to wear LeBron
• 1:11:23
  James's underwear when you're coaching on the sidelines during
• 1:11:27
  the game while LeBron James is sitting on the side watching the
• 1:11:30
  games? Every single thing LeBron James
• 1:11:33
  does, JJ Redick just appreciates.
• 1:11:36
  I don't know why LeBron James is even in a conversation.
• 1:11:39
  He's not playing for three to four weeks.
• 1:11:41
  Why the hell is he dissecting any part of the game he didn't
• 1:11:46
  go to? Let me ask you another question.
• 1:11:48
  Luka Doncic gets his new contract.
• 1:11:50
  Everybody shows up but LeBron James.
• 1:11:53
  But why the hell is LeBron James dissecting tape after a loss?
• 1:11:58
  It makes no sense. You know what it smells like?
• 1:12:02
  It smells like the jambalaya that Speedy ate during the Super
• 1:12:06
  Bowl weekend. And it smells like the crap and
• 1:12:10
  the farts that I smelt during the night time after he came out
• 1:12:14
  of the bathroom. So that's what it smelled like.
• 1:12:16
  And by the way, it was horrible. And in this guy, in his snoring,
• 1:12:20
  it was just absolutely despicable.
• 1:12:22
  I felt like it didn't make no, it was never fair.
• 1:12:25
  And here's the reason why. I was the one doing all the
• 1:12:28
  interviews. I was the one that was dealing
• 1:12:32
  with all the craziness. And I was the one that was stuck
• 1:12:35
  in the room with these two morons, OK, I was in the room
• 1:12:40
  with Speedy and Poops. And you know who gets their own
• 1:12:45
  rooms? You got fish on one side, and
• 1:12:48
  then you got Mr. Goody on the other.
• 1:12:50
  And I was the one trapped in between with these two guys.
• 1:12:54
  How is that fair? I I I don't get it.
• 1:12:57
  I was the one. You need a CPAP machine or
• 1:13:00
  something dog you good. Apparently so.
• 1:13:02
  I guess so now. He definitely.
• 1:13:04
  My dad has a couple extras, he ain't using them anymore.
• 1:13:08
  I think you need to send it over here job he needs it.
• 1:13:11
  I I mean I have a CPAP. He's even got new masks.
• 1:13:14
  We we hook you up. Yeah, well, he definitely needs
• 1:13:17
  it. If he went, if he got tested, he
• 1:13:19
  definitely has sleep apnea because I have sleep apnea and I
• 1:13:23
  use the machine here and there. It doesn't, you know, it works
• 1:13:25
  some nights and most nights. This Java it doesn't.
• 1:13:28
  This was from like when you first came on the show.
• 1:13:30
  I was in Sports Illustrated. Yeah, I made that way back.
• 1:13:34
  Not me grabbing my breasts over there.
• 1:13:39
  That was just you just doing normal stuff before the show
• 1:13:42
  started one day, aw. Man, your dad was a good man,
• 1:13:47
  John. That was that was one of my
• 1:13:48
  dad's like 8 scooters. I remember and I, I just want to
• 1:13:53
  for, for anybody that doesn't know, when Jabba came into the
• 1:13:58
  league, the first person that popped in, you know, the
• 1:14:02
  television, you know, on the television while Jabba was on
• 1:14:05
  the mound was his dad. And his dad grew up a Yankee fan
• 1:14:09
  and his long, you know, his dream was for his son to play
• 1:14:13
  professional baseball. And he actually didn't.
• 1:14:15
  You make a bet with your father or something that you would,
• 1:14:18
  that you would play professional baseball?
• 1:14:20
  Well, I mean, he always said I would I but I, you know, that's
• 1:14:23
  what you're supposed to say as a parent, I guess.
• 1:14:26
  But no, like the one, the one thing that my dad didn't follow
• 1:14:30
  through was he said if I ever make it, he would get a tattoo.
• 1:14:37
  And he like, I think if they would have poked him with a
• 1:14:40
  needle, he'd probably bled to death.
• 1:14:41
  So we probably was a good idea. He didn't get one, but that's
• 1:14:44
  the only thing he didn't get. And he said, and I was like,
• 1:14:48
  well, I made it, now you have to get a tattoo.
• 1:14:50
  So he said it, but he never got. Well, you.
• 1:14:54
  Know he's probably got it now since he doesn't bleed anymore.
• 1:14:57
  So there you go. But yeah, that that's, that's
• 1:15:00
  crazy. I remember the first time I saw
• 1:15:02
  Jabba on the mound. I saw his father at Yankee
• 1:15:04
  Stadium. It was crazy.
• 1:15:06
  And the story, you know, became like a huge story throughout the
• 1:15:10
  season. And really everywhere Jabba was,
• 1:15:13
  his dad was. So that's how I knew who his
• 1:15:15
  father was. And and everybody knew who
• 1:15:17
  Jabba's father was because he was the one that was rolling all
• 1:15:20
  over the place. Watch your feelings grow.
• 1:15:24
  Or your feet because he'd run them bad boys.
• 1:15:27
  Over. He didn't care anyways.
• 1:15:32
  Yeah, he was a great man, Jabba. Anyways, thank you to all the
• 1:15:36
  Spotify and Apple fans. We're gonna break over 185,000
• 1:15:40
  this month. We've been killing it over the
• 1:15:43
  last couple days, Speedy. We, we've been all over man I
• 1:15:46
  the numbers are really, really good in Illinois, New Jersey,
• 1:15:50
  Washington, California, Texas. So all the fans that are
• 1:15:55
  listening to us now or going to listen to us later, we really
• 1:15:58
  appreciate YouTube. We're almost out 4000 hours of
• 1:16:02
  monetization. So we, we are growing
• 1:16:07
  significantly thanks to a good old Speedy and thank you to the
• 1:16:11
  Instagram fans, all the TikTok fans for following us and listen
• 1:16:16
  to us. And we just really appreciate
• 1:16:18
  everybody that that have been tuning in and checking out our
• 1:16:21
  show. We, we like to make people
• 1:16:23
  laugh. I hope everybody enjoys the
• 1:16:24
  content. We work really, really hard to
• 1:16:27
  get it out there and make sure that everybody can enjoy it and
• 1:16:30
  be different than everybody else.
• 1:16:31
  That's what we want to do. So thank you to all the fans.
• 1:16:35
  We'll be back on Monday. Speedy, who do we have?
• 1:16:37
  We don't have anything yet. Monday, Wednesday.
• 1:16:38
  We do have our friend Ovi Muhali returning former.
• 1:16:40
  Falcons OV. All pro full.
• 1:16:43
  Back you know, why do you always say that?
• 1:16:45
  You know why? Why?
• 1:16:46
  Why do you always say that? Because you have to make sure
• 1:16:49
  that the first. Time.
• 1:16:50
  I'm sure that's what he wants you to say.
• 1:16:53
  Entrepreneur. He doesn't want to hear all
• 1:16:55
  probe fall back. He's retired entrepreneur.
• 1:16:58
  Say it. All right, say it, entrepreneur.
• 1:17:01
  There you go. That's what he is.
• 1:17:02
  He's an entrepreneur. He's doing big things with life
• 1:17:05
  insurance. If you want your life insurance,
• 1:17:07
  you need any insurance, Go to Ovie Mihali.
• 1:17:09
  He's got a nice smile, wears nice suits, and as he his wife
• 1:17:14
  says, he looks sexy everywhere he goes.
• 1:17:15
  So Ovie Mihali, we're going to enjoy him on Wednesday.
• 1:17:19
  I'm sure I'm going to get him to buy into Stranger Things, which
• 1:17:22
  is coming out in a few weeks. Did November right?
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 1:17:27
  Ready for that? So if you're a Stranger Things
• 1:17:30
  fan, which I am, final episodes, I've been waiting five years for
• 1:17:36
  this guy. So since COVID, Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  All right, So me too. I I'm.
• 1:17:41
  I've been waiting for it finally.
• 1:17:43
  Is that how long it's been? It's been the last season, it's
• 1:17:45
  been. No, the last 2002, The last
• 1:17:48
  season. 20/2/2022 Yeah. But even then, before then, they
• 1:17:51
  were, they had the season already.
• 1:17:53
  Yeah, but. Yeah.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah, but I I started watching it in 2000, so 20/20/2022 I'm
• 1:18:00
  sorry. The girl started as a kid and
• 1:18:03
  now she's like, married to Bon Jovi's kid in real life.
• 1:18:07
  Yeah, she is like 27. She is, yeah.
• 1:18:10
  It's going to be fun to watch and.
• 1:18:11
  It's funny because they were talking about how the first time
• 1:18:13
  when she first was on the show, she was a little kid.
• 1:18:14
  So she ended up actually shaving her head.
• 1:18:17
  And I don't want to spoil anything so I'm not going to,
• 1:18:19
  but I'm just saying she, what's it called?
• 1:18:22
  They asked her to shave her head again for the newer season and
• 1:18:25
  she said no, which like you said, she's a 27 year old woman.
• 1:18:27
  I don't know who has like luscious hair like that and then
• 1:18:30
  just wants to shave it all over again.
• 1:18:32
  Jabba, you know, maybe Jabba would have done it.
• 1:18:34
  You know, he doesn't need to shave his head.
• 1:18:36
  He doesn't need to. Shave his head.
• 1:18:37
  I'm ready. I I don't know if Jabba would
• 1:18:40
  look like her. So I don't know if he would be a
• 1:18:42
  good, you know, good fill in for that.
• 1:18:43
  But Jabba, are you a Stranger Things fan?
• 1:18:47
  You know what I've never seen? And you?
• 1:18:49
  Should you should start watching it, That's pretty good.
• 1:18:51
  That is really good. Is it?
• 1:18:52
  Yeah, I think. How many seasons is there?
• 1:18:54
  Or right now, there'll be a fifth.
• 1:18:57
  Yeah. So. 5th and final final one
• 1:18:59
  There's a really cool scene in the fourth season that involves
• 1:19:03
  an A classic Metallica song and. I know watching just in.
• 1:19:07
  My opinion worth watching. Just master of puppets, baby.
• 1:19:10
  Master of puppets. It's.
• 1:19:12
  One of my Would you believe me if I told you I could play that
• 1:19:14
  song? On guitar, do you know I could
• 1:19:15
  play the drums double bass pedal to that song?
• 1:19:17
  So we got to make, I think the guitar is more impressive than
• 1:19:19
  anything Laura's what do? Screw you, what are you talking
• 1:19:22
  about? Just saying, Kurt.
• 1:19:23
  Ham, it was great. OK, And so is James Hetfield
• 1:19:27
  the. Grace of all.
• 1:19:27
  Time. And what do you think Lars
• 1:19:28
  Ulrich is? Lars was cool.
• 1:19:31
  Dude I am a Metallica Fanny, they're my favorite band do not
• 1:19:36
  get. Me started.
• 1:19:36
  I feel like this is a discussion for a.
• 1:19:38
  Do not get me started about Metallica.
• 1:19:41
  I love how I love Metallica, but Lars was the weak link of
• 1:19:45
  Metallica. Oh, stop.
• 1:19:47
  First of all, come on. The weak, the weak link, and the
• 1:19:50
  most. Talented had a double bass
• 1:19:52
  pedal, so that's what made. It oh so it's easy to play
• 1:19:55
  double bass pedal. No, it's not.
• 1:19:57
  But it's not like he was freaking like a great drummer
• 1:20:01
  out there, Yes. He was.
• 1:20:02
  What are you talking about? Stop.
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  Stop. Who's the one who put?
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  The most people. Who's the one who put Metallica
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  together? Who's the one who put?
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  That and he was kind of a douchebag about Napster back in
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  the day. He was and he had every right.
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  People were stealing their music.
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  He has every right. They were listening to them and
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  becoming fans and then going and buying their stuff.
• 1:20:24
  Dude, they were, they were stars before that.
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  And first of all, what's your favorite?
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  If you're such a Metallica fan, what's the best, what is the
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  best album Metallica ever put out?
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  Well, I would probably say ride the Lightning.
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  No. No, you're wrong because it is
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  right. No, it's not.
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  The one before master. Puppets.
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  No, The Black Album was the best album.
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  Most people will. Most sold album is the Black
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  album. That's that's not the best
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  album. It, it absolutely is the best.
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  No, it's the best. It's.
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  Definitely the most commercial. It is the best album.
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  But I would say there are three albums better than that by
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  mentality. Oh come on dude, The Black Album
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  is the best album. The album that has one on, It's
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  the best album. Oh, stop.
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  All right, I'm done. That's I'm done.
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  I'm done. Butt plug.
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  He's got one, that's for damn sure.
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  Anyways, that's it for a show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Now you heard my Metallica and if you want to hear anymore,
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  well, I might be doing something so I'll I'll lead you to that
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  way a little bit, you know, in the next couple of weeks.
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  Anyways, that's it for a show. Good night, it.
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• 1:21:32
  Give me that chicken Curry.