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Hour 4 - Creepy Kicker · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, our four on this Tuesday, the
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  Speaker 2: sixth day of May. We thank you for hanging out
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  Speaker 2: with us. We were up all night recording this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Here an hour number four Scandal Radio. The Creepy Kicker
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  Speaker 2: no longer employed by an NFL team. Did the Ravens
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  Speaker 2: handle this situation with Justin Tucker the right way or
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  Speaker 2: did they fumble the optics? Also, what are the odds
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  Speaker 2: that Justin Tucker plays again in the NFL after he
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  Speaker 2: was fired by the Baltimore football team And a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of NFL stars were strutting down the catwalk in New
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  Speaker 2: York City. Your thoughts on the jocks embracing the met Gala,
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk about that as well. All of it coming
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  Speaker 2: your way right now. Give it up for our number four.
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  Speaker 2: Have a wonderful Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Baltimore Transaction Wire, the high speed sports wire working overtime
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  Speaker 2: And if you did not see this or miss out
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  Speaker 2: on im possibly the Ravens on a random Monday, not
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  Speaker 2: a Friday news nump. We thought it would be a
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  Speaker 2: Friday news nump, but I in random Monday when people
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  Speaker 2: aren't really paying that much attention to the NFL Right now,
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  Speaker 2: because it's the down time, the Ravens decided to fire
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  Speaker 2: their kicker, Justin Tucker, the creepy kicker, parting ways with
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  Speaker 2: the player that had been dubbed the most accurate kicker
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  Speaker 2: in NFL history given his walking papers. Of course, he's
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  Speaker 2: currently being investigated by the league for sexual misconduct. He
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  Speaker 2: was playing touchy feet on the massage table and that
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  Speaker 2: became problematic.
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  Speaker 1: Now This is less than.
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  Speaker 2: Two months after the president of the Baltimore Ravens came
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  Speaker 2: out and said they're gonna wait to make any decision
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  Speaker 2: on Justin Tucker until the NFL's finished with their investigation.
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, They're not finished with their investigation. So let
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  Speaker 2: us discuss the question. Did the Ravens handle this situation
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  Speaker 2: with Justin Tucker the right way or.
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  Speaker 1: Did they Fumbo the optics?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got tiny Tim, Bazooka, Joe and comic con
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna make Kung pou Chicken is what we're gonna make,
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  Speaker 2: all right, So, first of all, to begin the dire tribe, here.
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  Speaker 1: Another one of these stories that is on the spectrum.
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  Speaker 2: Shall you say, like it's just it's a weird deal,
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  Speaker 2: because Fumbo it definitely is a fun he can say,
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  Speaker 2: is it's not a fumble.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fumble, and it's one of these deals where
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  Speaker 1: the Ravens it appeared. I read the statement several times.
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  Speaker 2: My friends Sports with Coleman immediately sent me the statement,
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  Speaker 2: and then I read it, and I read it again,
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  Speaker 2: and then I went back and I read it again,
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  Speaker 2: and then I read it, I was trying to get
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  Speaker 2: it all It's like fine art, you're trying to soak
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  Speaker 2: it all in. And so it appeared to me, based
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  Speaker 2: on my fifth time reading the press release by the Ravens,
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  Speaker 2: that it was them trying to thread a needle. They
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  Speaker 2: were doing needle point that Justin Tucker was my friend,
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  Speaker 2: tries legend and he hasn't been convicted of anything. Right,
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  Speaker 2: you are in the eyes of the law, You're not guilty.
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  Speaker 2: He's not guilty of anything. He's not been charged with
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  Speaker 2: a crime. There's a bunch of lawsuits and people making
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  Speaker 2: statements or whatever, but there's an open investigation into his activity.
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  Speaker 2: And so at this point, the way it works on
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  Speaker 2: social media, you're guilty until proven innocent. So you're on
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  Speaker 2: the same tug boat with the creepy quarterback Sean Watson,
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  Speaker 2: and you're with Robert Kraft with the rub and tug
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  Speaker 2: there at the orchards of Asia Day Spa in Florida
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  Speaker 2: and all that. And the thing here with Justin Tucker is,
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  Speaker 2: if you read the story Tucker has he's vehemently denied
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  Speaker 2: the allegations that you know, he left the secret sauce
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  Speaker 2: on the table at the massage parlor and he says,
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  Speaker 2: all that's false, and it's desperate tabloid fodder and all this.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember Deshaun Watson there was a woman that
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  Speaker 2: had accused him of some hanky panky, and he came
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  Speaker 2: out that first night said this essentially, this is not
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  Speaker 2: just paraphrasing, is not true. And then there was another
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  Speaker 2: one and another one, and it was it was like
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  Speaker 2: a game of whackable. They were just popping up all
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  Speaker 2: over the place.
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  Speaker 1: I go, now you did this.
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  Speaker 2: And then Watson just pulled out his check book and
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  Speaker 2: just cut checks to all the women. All right here
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  Speaker 2: you go go away. And then the Browns gave him
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  Speaker 2: the biggest check of oz we know. But rather than
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  Speaker 2: address this head on, right, rather than address this head on,
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  Speaker 2: the Ravens decided that they would go tiny tim this
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  Speaker 2: old song come Back of the Day. They tiptoed through
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  Speaker 2: the tulips. They tiptoed through the tulips. The choice of
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  Speaker 2: words by the Ravens, It's all about the words. So
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  Speaker 2: the choice of words, they said, Sometimes football decisions are
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  Speaker 2: incredibly difficult, and this one is one of those instances.
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  Speaker 2: Football decisions. Ding ding ding, ding ding incredibly difficult. Ding
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  Speaker 2: ding ding ding ding, who goofed. I've got to know.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those deals, like don't spit in my
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  Speaker 2: cupcake and tell me it's frosty. If this was not
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  Speaker 2: a thing, if Justin Tucker was not being accused of
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  Speaker 2: these things, he would still be the Kicker even with
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  Speaker 2: his declining play. And that's part of this. Tucker was
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  Speaker 2: not as good this past year. He's thirty five, his
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  Speaker 2: numbers have gone down recently, and so regardless of that,
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  Speaker 2: he would still be there if it hadn't been for this.
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  Speaker 1: This is the scandal, is the thing that.
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  Speaker 2: Flipped everything, that was a tipping point, as the famous
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  Speaker 2: line goes, the straw that broke the campbell's back, or
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  Speaker 2: in this case, broke the kicker's job.
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  Speaker 1: And so he essentially wrote his own letter of.
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  Speaker 2: Resignation from the Ravens, and they just didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: say the thing that is the thing, so they just
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  Speaker 2: tiptoed around it. Now, furthermore, what are the odds that
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  Speaker 2: we see Justin Tucker play again in the NFL. We
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  Speaker 2: know he's been fired by the Ravens. They same released
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  Speaker 2: that's code for fire. That's a politically correct term in
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  Speaker 2: sports were fired. So I'm gonna set the Mallor odds
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  Speaker 2: the Mallard Sports book gods at plus one point fifty. Now,
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  Speaker 2: that implies a forty percent chance, a forty percent chance
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  Speaker 2: that he does kick again in the NFL, a sixty
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  Speaker 2: percent chance that it's asta la vista and turn out
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  Speaker 2: the lights. The party's over for Justin Tucker. So it
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  Speaker 2: is a bazooka Joe story. Now what does that mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's gummy. It is a gummy story because Tucker is
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to clear his name in some form to
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  Speaker 2: get another opportunity in the NFL, unless he can convince
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  Speaker 2: the Cleveland Browns to give him a guaranteed concept. We
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  Speaker 2: know the Browns ownership would do that immediately. But outside
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  Speaker 2: of that, it's a tricky little dance for Justin Tucker.
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  Speaker 2: He's facing allegations from sixteen random women of the inappropriate
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  Speaker 2: contact and each woman, each woman is a massage therapist,
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  Speaker 2: and there's a lot of apparently in Baltimore accusing Tucker
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  Speaker 2: of touchy feely massages.
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  Speaker 1: And all that.
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  Speaker 2: So let's also not ignore the fact that Tucker it
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  Speaker 2: was made easier because you've got the double whammy if
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  Speaker 2: you got one strike, it's okay. Two strikes it becomes problematic.
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  Speaker 2: Tucker had by far his worst season.
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  Speaker 1: In the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: It's not my opinion, it is a fact. He made
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  Speaker 2: seventy three point three percent of his kicks thirty field
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  Speaker 2: goal attempts. And so that's not that great. That's that's
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  Speaker 2: not that great for Justin Tucker. And still if he's
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  Speaker 2: able to clear his name, would it be shocking if
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  Speaker 2: a team that has a terrible kicker, like the forty
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  Speaker 2: nine ers for example, or some one of those teams
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  Speaker 2: that they think they're still a.
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  Speaker 1: Contender, whether they are or not, they're on the on
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  Speaker 1: the fringes of contention. They're like, could either go either way.
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  Speaker 2: You can certainly see a team like that or the
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys bringing Tucker in.
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  Speaker 1: But he's made a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: He's made over fifty million dollars as an idiot kicker.
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  Speaker 2: So you make over fifty million, you should be set financially.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I know, lawyers are expensive, there's a lot of billable hours,
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  Speaker 2: and Tucker's spending a lot of money to try to
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  Speaker 2: clear his name, so that takes away the money. It
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't be that much money, and Remember he's not even
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  Speaker 2: really a football player. A kicker is a specialist, not
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  Speaker 2: a real football player is most of the time they're
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  Speaker 2: on the side lines there and they don't hit anybody.
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  Speaker 2: They're just kind of there, all right. Last thing, we
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  Speaker 2: move now to the fashion world. We go over to
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  Speaker 2: the fashion world where NFL stars from here, there and everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: They were the talk of the fashion East, the world.
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  Speaker 2: The twenty twenty five met Gala met Gala took place.
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  Speaker 1: It was on Monday night.
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  Speaker 2: There you had Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, Justin Jefferson's quand Bark,
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of other players and they were all there.
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  Speaker 2: Among the jocks. A lot of jocks were hanging out,
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  Speaker 2: strutting down the Grand Blue carpet, not the red carpet,
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  Speaker 2: the Grand Blue carpet staircase there at the Metropolitan Museum
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  Speaker 2: of Art in New York City. It's said to be
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  Speaker 2: fashion's biggest night out.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So bunch of NFL stars strutting down the catwalk, if
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  Speaker 2: you will, your thoughts on the jocks embracing the met
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  Speaker 2: Gala yet again.
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  Speaker 1: So it's one of these things. It's not new, we know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Listen this is something that's been going on. We've seen
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  Speaker 2: crazy things over recent years at the MET gala, and
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of become just the norm in recent years.
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  Speaker 2: It's not really my scene. It's not really my scene
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  Speaker 2: for many years up until probably I would say ten.
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  Speaker 1: Ten years ago, so it seems like a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it hasn't been that long. These worlds
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  Speaker 1: did not did not intermingle.
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  Speaker 5: Like the.
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  Speaker 2: Football player, the alpha male football player. If you would
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  Speaker 2: have told that player, listen, we want you to go
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  Speaker 2: out there and wear a clown.
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  Speaker 1: Costume and sache.
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  Speaker 2: And walk around, he said, no, No, I am a football player.
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  Speaker 2: I love my masculinity. I would never do that. I'm
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  Speaker 2: all about the machismo. Now, nada the alpha male football player.
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  Speaker 2: There are still some, but not as many, and certainly
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  Speaker 2: no one that attended the shindig last night, and now
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  Speaker 2: they love to jump on the trendy train.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 2: True, it's all about the trendy train and the MET gallup.
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  Speaker 2: I've determined over the years that this is like the
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  Speaker 2: Comic Con for celebrities.
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  Speaker 1: It really is.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Comic Con is for the nerd, the regular person,
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  Speaker 2: the comic Con event, But the Met Gala is famous people.
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  Speaker 2: Comic Con both are over the top. You get all
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  Speaker 2: daulled up, all dressed up, and you're supposed to show
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  Speaker 2: your creativity. And of course the celebrities bring in the
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  Speaker 2: stylists and they've got the big budgets and all that crap. However,
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  Speaker 2: instead of going to Comic Con and doing your cosplay
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  Speaker 2: on a superhero, the gal of the A listers, the jocks,
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  Speaker 2: the celebrities, the elites of society, they all get together
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  Speaker 2: there the channel high factor stuff that you would never
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  Speaker 2: be caught dead wearing in real life, but for one
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  Speaker 2: night you dressed up over the top. How crazy you
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  Speaker 2: can go? Now, some of the outfits here, justin Jefferson
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  Speaker 2: for those of you that are blind, the Viking wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like he was wearing.
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  Speaker 2: If you're old enough to remember the Seinfeld show, it
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  Speaker 2: looked like he had a cross between the puffy shirt
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  Speaker 2: from Seinfeld and the Inspector Gadget outfit.
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  Speaker 1: Go Go Gadget was over the top.
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  Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts, who could not find time to attend a
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  Speaker 2: team event at the White House.
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  Speaker 1: He had scheduling conflicts. Apparently no scheduling conflicts for Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts to hang out with other one percenters at the
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  Speaker 1: gala there in New York. It's amazing he was able
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  Speaker 1: to find time to go to the Masquerade ball Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts and he was there honoring I guess he was
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  Speaker 1: honoring Prince.
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  Speaker 2: He had a raspberry beret, at least some kind of
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  Speaker 2: beret on there, so we had that. He had Stefan
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  Speaker 2: Diggs of the Patriots. Now he showed up and he
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  Speaker 2: was dressed like the King James Earl Jones character from
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  Speaker 2: Coming to America. Stefan Diggs his outfit. He had a
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  Speaker 2: large some kind of dead animal coat that was wrapped
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  Speaker 2: around his body and very similar to the outfit worn
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  Speaker 2: by the James Earl Jones character in Coming to America.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, pretty good, Pretty good. Now Joe Burrow, who
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  Speaker 2: did not seem to be dressed up. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what was going on. He was there the Bengals quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: He usually gets really crazy with wild outfits when he's
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  Speaker 2: playing quarterback for the Bengals, and he had this like
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  Speaker 2: South Beach wedding thing going on, like he was ready
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  Speaker 2: to go to the Weddingham Florida somewhere or the tropics
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  Speaker 2: and he's not all that crazy, not all that crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Those are some of the outfits. Anyway, it is the
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  Speaker 2: These two knuckleheads over here, these two knuckleheads Lorena and
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  Speaker 2: Uh and Lee claiming somehow that a previous hours game
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  Speaker 2: show went their direction.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, which is incorrect. Me and Tyler killing it, killing
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  Speaker 1: the game. It is a final.
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  Speaker 2: All bets have been paid, no do overs, no dueovers.
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  Speaker 1: Still got my ticket right here. It doesn't matter. It's
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  Speaker 1: crunched up, but it's good to go, Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: We went by your math. You are the mathematician. You
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  Speaker 2: ruled in favor of me, and that's it. And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: No home field advance. Like I don't think you counted right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, guess I did. Yeah, so that you said,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. I even threw away the ticket. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, something doesn't feel right now. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Fished it out of the garbage. Tell you something I
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  Speaker 2: looked up. It doesn't matter. They make a bad call
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  Speaker 2: in the super Bowl, that's it. It's just the final
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: score stands. They don't go back the next day and
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: play it. And this is a brand new hour and
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: we're we don't go back to a previous hour. I'm
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: worried about this hour. I don't care about last hour.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I'm living in the moment. I can't go back to
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: last hour. I'm living right now in this hour of
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: talk radio.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling sick. I don't know if I'm gonna make
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it tomorrow. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Well look
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: at you don't want to pilg in my mouth? How
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's say some calls good, yeah, win by me.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Jerome bringing home Jerome in Charleston. Hello, Jerome, the.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Season in the Coopers game, He's going to be in
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: the Hall of Team because every time he just keeps
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: making the.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Winning wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait what time about Aaron Gordon
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: is going to be in the Hall of Fame?
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, are what kind of what kind.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Of crack are you smoking? Aaron Gordon's going to be
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Look, he making these game winning players and the team again,
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: I I did.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I watched the game.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: He made a game winning three point shot, and that's great.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And he's not a Hall of Fame. It is basketball.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: They play anybody in the Hall of He's never been.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: He's never been an All Star, he's never won any
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: award in the NBA. He's never won any ACT and
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: he's been in the NBA for over a decade.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Jerome, he's got a championship.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's a that's not an individual that's
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: a team award, not an individual award.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: I understand that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: How about this, you, Jerome, Jerome, you have a better
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: chance of going to the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: than Aaron going to happen, which is just like, just
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: like Aaron Gordon's not going to the Hall of Fame.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Listen, he made a couple of shots. Good for him.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: And you're admitting, though, Jerome, the Clippers gave that series away, right,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: They blew game one, They had the lead, They shouldn't
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: have gone to overtime, should have won a regulation.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: They blew that game, and they blew the game and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: they gave Denver two games. You're admitting that.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Look, I know you're never going to be over this,
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: but you know, you gotta play a grip, man, You
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: gotta get a grip, and it happens. Man, who shouldn't teasing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: By the way, the.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Lover is Hall of Fame.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a yeah. No, no women say that,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: but you can say that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Hey, by the way, what happened to a people to
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: talk about Firebodeau? There one thing one all that talk to.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Well, well, yeah, yeah, you know, you know it's works drop.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Wait, jer you know they go out and the Celtics
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: and put the whammie on the Knicks in game two.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It'll be back fired. Tips. He doesn't know what he's doing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: He played him too many minutes. You know the whole thing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Does Draymond Green condicted that the Ones are going to
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: win the championship this year? Does he know anything about that? Because, Uh,
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: they don't have anything to say about that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Well, so somebody predicted, So somebody predicted they're gonna win
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: the championship. Who cares, right, It doesn't matter. He's a
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Draymond's a podcaster too. He's more worried about his podcast
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: things basketball.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Draymond Green wouldn't lie, would he?
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: No, Athletes never lie. No knowing in sports ever lies
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: at all. Coaches don't lie, players don't lie. Nobody lies.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: They're all upstanding. They always speak the gospel, Derom. Just
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: like your phone calls, they speak the gospel.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Hey, Bertie, stop doing Bernie stuff.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm taking all of Bernie's material, Bernie frattle from
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the I'm taking all of Bernie's material.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, in fact, I listened to Bertie. I listened.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Droe. I listened to Bernie
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: every weekend. Otherwise I wouldn't know how to do a
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: shot without Bernie.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: That's right. You're listening to the best man. They could
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: be where you could be listening amount of people this.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Is where you name a munch of people you don't like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: and you go through the whole list and you bunch
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: your name right, thank you, all right, go away? All right,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: there's jaral. Let's say them to. Who do we have?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun. He's on the he's in the Greater
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Boston area and he's there. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Ben. I agree with Lee the laps, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: even despite Lorena's laps, I would put down a coach's challenge.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Right now, okay, and I have something for you. Right,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: let's say a little Mark in Boston. Hello, Mark, welcome.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: What kind of kind of craving you call him my show?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: And you spin a loogie in my face? Everyone hates you,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun, and I put you on the air,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you lose her.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: What's going on, Mark, Well.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: What's going on is that I'm a very disgruntfuled, freaking
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Celtics fand this morning.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: They just missed another three point shot the Celtics.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Now you know what. First of all, before I get
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: to that once again, they blew another twenty plus point lead,
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: which they did a lot this year. They need to
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: tighten that crap up number one, number two, sixty sixty
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: three point at ten, are kidding me? The ball's not falling,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: But kid did it sixty times and only in fifteen
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: of them. They deserve to lose that game last night.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Well, and Mark, the great thing about Joe Mizzula is
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: he's just like, no, did he make any adjustments?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: You? Just like they were.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: They were the game was slipping away, and the just
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: kept shooting three point shots. In fact, they when they
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: blew the twenty point lead, I went back and I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: did the math on this. So the closed the game out.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: The Celtics once they went up by twenty, they missed.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: They took twenty eight more three point shots up by twenty.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: They were six of twenty eight from three point range
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: from that point to the name, it looked like that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Was the game plan last night and they were sticking
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: to it and it bit them in the ass.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Well, and how about Jason Tatum step up a little bit,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: make some play me. He had a terrible game throughout,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: but even the final part of the game, he didn't
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: do anything.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: And once again they lost Portsingers and then they lost Pauser.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: There you go. But other than that, it's all good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You should still beat You gotta still beat the Knicks, though,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: come on, you can't blow the bend the.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Bottom line here. You can't blow twenty point leads. You
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: can't do it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well the other thing too, Mark, though, if it's close.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Brunson didn't even do anything.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: But I'd still trust Brunson more than Tatum and Jalen Brown,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: who the one guy you think you'd want to have
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the ball.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: He couldn't even get a shot off in the at
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the end and overtime.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: We witness boss like Clutch from from downtown.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I give him that, well he is, but he wasn't
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: an overtime was o g Anenobi who was the He
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: was the killer in the overtime for the next not
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: not Brunson was over four in the overtime.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He didn't make a shot.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: G started that run to chip away at the twenty
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: point lead.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't just start. He was much of the run.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: He was just killing it. He was insane in that
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: stretch for the next Give you the numbers, but you
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: saw you don't need the numbers anyway.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Mark. All right, there's a there's
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: the great Mark checking in. It is the Ben Malor
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: show as we we work our way through the early
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: morning hours, and uh, Bob, my buddy Bobby says, it's
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: all about the analytics, it's all about the three point show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Well, that is correct, Bob. I mean, I mean we've
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: talked about this by bot because it's.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: There's no common sense. It's like, whatever the numbers are,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: it's just a math equation. In sports now, it's.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Like, well, we want to we want to win this way.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: If you take the three point shot, even if you
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: miss them, the math works out in your favor.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Not very entertaining to watch. It's actually painful to watch
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: most of the time.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: It's like, well, that's the math, and we've got to
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: keep the math and we can't really change, you know,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: that's just the way we got to play. Because the
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: nerds are concerned about that. I did mention this earlier.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: You can go back and hear the podcast, but they
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: did a rant about the the NBA broadcasters. In all
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: of these games, the first three games of the second round,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: there was a common theme, My god, these players just
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: played forty eight hours ago or so. They're exhausted, they're
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: overtax they're fatigued, they're weary, they're weather beaten, and they
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: were just going all the shtick about how all these
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: poor NBA players, oh my god, professional basketball players after
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: play forty eight minutes of basketball, then have a day
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: off and then go back and play forty eight minutes
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: over two and a half hours or so, and it
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: was just over taxing. They were going to be frazzled.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: And then what happened was all the road teams so
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: far have won. Every single road team has won in
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: the second round of the playoffs. There's one more series
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: that hasn't started, and that'll be later. I'm gonna get
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: to that in a second. So all the home teams
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: that had time off they lost, so immediately following the game,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: it was like, well, they were out of sync and
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: they were rusty because they had too much time off.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: So it went they did a wint eighty. It went
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: from all these teams that have the rest have the
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: advantage because the teams that didn't have the rest are
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: going to be a bunch of pushovers and it's going
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: to be a bunch of lightweights and they won't be
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: able to compete and all that. And not only that,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like the teams that were at home that all lost
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: other than the Calves. The Calves really got just their
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: ass kicked by the Pacers. But other than that, the
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Celtics had a twenty point lead. Oklahoma City was up
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: by thirteen with about half of the quarter left in
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter. And they believe the only way the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: rust thing works is like the first five minutes of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: the game, say all right, we come out after that,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: talk to the hand.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I do not want to hear it. Just talk to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the hand that is my position. You just yeah, just stop.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And these these breakfasts, they love making excuses and they
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: set it up and it's just and this is not
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: even a second round series.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: The Clippers and the Nuggets, they were talking about how
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: tired the Clippers were, said, why would they be any
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: more tired than the Nuggets.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Just tell me you're just filling dime. You
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: have nothing to say.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: As far as the games to night in the NBA,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: there are two games. I always like to look at
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: the money. Now I mentioned yesterday, we looked at the money,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: and the sharp money was in favor of the Nuggets,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: or the sharp money was actually in favor of the
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Thunder and the public was more in favor of the Nuggets.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Normally they're on the same side, and so the public
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: actually did better than the wise guys in terms of
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: overall vecas Denver was a ten and a half point
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: underdog in that one. So if you bet on the
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Nuggets last night, you did pretty well. Pretty well. It
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: didn't look like you were going to do that well,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: but you did well. At the end, they easily cover
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: that spread. And then as far as tonight, Pacers and
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Calves Game two, a bunch of injured players in the
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: in the tent, the injury tent for the Cadavers, and
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: that game, Cavaliers opened up an eight and a half
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: point favorite. They are a nine point favorite, and both
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: sides in agreement on that, the Calve getting the sharp
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: money and the public supporting the Cavs to bounce.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Back and win that game.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And then you've got the Warriors and the timber Wolves.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And then we've seen a big move in this game.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Minnesota opened a four point favorite in that game timber
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: and now now they are a seven point favorite. So
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Minnesota team Wolves favored by seven in that game. The
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: money's relatively even. There's a slight lean the information that
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: we have.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: There's a slight lean on the sharp money to the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Minnesota basketball team, but it's really within the margin of
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: error and.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Similar even less in the public, so it's pretty split.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: That game's really a fifty to fifty game even with
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: the seven point spread. Now, the thing that is interesting
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the note as a Golden State gets ready to play
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: here something that hasn't happened in a very long time.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: The gold Golden State Warriors are underdogs in a playoff
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: series for the first time in more than a decade.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: They were last.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Underdogs before a series in Round one of the twenty
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: fourteen postseason. The last team favored against the Steph Curry
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Golden State Warriors the Peoples team the Clippers. The Peoples team,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: they were the last one's favorite, and the Clippers actually
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: won that series over Golden State. And if I remember correctly,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: that was Mark Jackson his final series as coach of
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: the Golden State Warriors, as he was poll axed as
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: coach following that seven game series loss to the Clips.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So it's been a minute.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's been a minute since the Warriors with Steph Curry
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: have been an underdog in a series.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Say healo to Kyle, who is a first time caller. Hello, Kyle, Welcome.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: It's going on, man, I'm just saying, I'm just talking.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of lights on because they're recording for YouTube.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But that's about it. What's going on with you?
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Are you for real?
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm on the radio.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not for real. I'm actually a I I'm I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: not a real human being.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: That is the first time I've heard it on the
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: radio versus via the phone at the same time.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, there should be there should be a delay. If
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: there's not a delay, he heads are going to roll
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: if there's not a delay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, man, I just want to say, hey, man,
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: I look at that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: You're You're in beautiful Peoria, the testing ground of America.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: If it plays in Peoria, it'll play anywhere.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Kyle, you know that Midwest, no coast.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: There you go?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Whatever that. I don't know what he said, but there
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you go. I don't want to hear what. Just move
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on from that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Let's just pretend that didn't happen and that was you know,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: you know, that's so bad. I want to go back
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun. That's how
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: bad that call was, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Good Mike Tale.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Would you would you like to retract your statement, Michael
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Leprekun Yes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Of course. In fact, I offered you to be the
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: taxi driver in Boston all summer. Didn't you know that?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: And I would even bring one.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I'd have to check out your driving record. I don't
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: know what kind of driver you are. You might be
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: a crazy driver.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Tickets. No, the Celtics they shot fifteen out of sixty
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: I believe from the three point line, so they didn't
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: attack the Knicks at all. And Marcela is probably he's
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: having a I won't say what he's talking, but anyway,
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: so blend Scott has made some good calls with him lately. Anyway,
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: But anyway, I'm sorry, thank you for putting me at back.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Hardy Well, that other guy from Peoria was so bad
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I had to cleanse the phones.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, I have a joke for from yesterday for Lorena.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: What is a pat's favorite Mexican food? In honor of
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Sinker Demo? Anyway, but the cats with Mexican food.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Merto you know we're on the air, you're like there's
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: people actually listening to this. You realize that there's actually people,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: not many, but there's people listening.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: In fact, I'm going to I'm going tomorrow. I'm going
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: to Rome tomorrow.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You're going to Rome.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: So that means you're not gonna call, You're not gonna
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: be You're not gonna call the.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Show because you're going to Rome.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: I really I can.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're still gonna good. Why would you
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You're get in Rome, dude, why would you call her?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: You're in Rome. Enjoy Rome, go out and do Rome things.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I'm doing the contlay thing, whatever that is. But anyway, well, you.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Don't need to call us. Go enjoy Rome. You don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: need to know. Leave us alone, you don't need to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: bother us. Go enjoy yourself.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Anyway. I'll drive you in Blank Scott from your hotel
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: and he doesn't have to get a new birth and
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I'll bring you all the way.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll rent a car. I don't know, maybe
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: i'll rent a car. No, you know you want to
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  Speaker 2: drive us? All right, then I'll be helping you. I'll
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  Speaker 2: be captive to thank you. You think that's a good idea,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: right to have Mike the Leprechaun drive me around.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know. I don't know him.
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  Speaker 1: That's an awkward of course, you don't know Uber drivers
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  Speaker 1: either when you get in the car with the Uber driver. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but Uber drivers don't assume they're your friends. That is correct. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because he'd like take me on some kind of weird,
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  Speaker 1: creepy tour and all that. Yeah, those are the people
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  Speaker 1: who put you in their car and then lock you
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  Speaker 1: in their basement for like months. Thank you, it's a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: good thought.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Fergnog says, are you really Ai, Ben, I've been listening
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  Speaker 2: to a bleeping computer this whole time.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, No one wants to work the overnight. This is
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the worst shift in radio.
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  Speaker 2: So the company decided a couple of years ago there
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: actually was a real Ben Maller years ago, and so
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the company determined that Maler sucked at radio and we
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: could just use AI and recreate his crappy radio show.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: And so they said, let's make a terrible radio show
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: with AI and we'll just use Maller's voice. So yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Ben actually hasn't done the show in about ten years,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: about ten years, and.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: No one's even noticed. No, the show sucks so much,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: no one's even noticed. It's amazing.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: On that note, I was trying ahead. We will have
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: cite the Bite the Great Sports Radio Mystery. Cite the
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  Speaker 2: Bite if you'd like to be one of our celebrity judges.
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  Speaker 2: If you will eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
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  Speaker 2: cite the Bite. The Great Sports Radio Mystery is next.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and
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  Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Maller Show up all night, every
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: single night. Now, right after the show, about fifteen minutes so,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: podcasts will be going up, and Lease told me it'll
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: be in the correct order. There'll be no hiccups at all.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Everything will be perfect. There's any problems, it will be
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Lee's fault, not my fault.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Lee's fault.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Now, if you missed any of the overnight show, be
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: sure to listen to the podcast to search Ben Maller
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  Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcast.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: We should have follow and review the pod and rated
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  Speaker 1: five stars.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Just search Ben mallor wherever you get your podcast, you'll
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: find the latest episode and a best version that is
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: three point nine seconds long, posted right after we get
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  Speaker 2: off the air.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: It's time now to site site a bite where we
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: play random generic sound bites, you know, in a sports
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  Speaker 7: and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
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  Speaker 3: You trying to tell us who's doing the talking man.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Here we go Cite to Bite the Great Sports Radio Mystery,
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  Speaker 1: and let's go to the audio tape. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: see if can figure out who this mystery voice is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Oh, I don't think so appropriate.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I don't think so. You will not you
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: will not get it right.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody from sports the last seven to ten days. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: will say, call her number. I'm gonna call her five.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You always do? Fine? I do not always do five?
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  Speaker 6: You do?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: That's a lie? Go ahead?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Is number four?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: That's a bad answer? Lead a lab one two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: I have six? Whatever number two? Number two?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Played again? Played again, played again, played again. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so all right, eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: If you know who it is, Site the Bite the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Great Sports Radio Mystery.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Let's go now to my favorite high school football coach
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  Speaker 2: in the Orlando area, the great Coach Russell.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Coach Russell, who is this mystery voice? Coach Russell? Somebody
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: from the world of sports I'm gonna go with? Is
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: that Jalen Brunson of the New York Nigga Buggers. I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, right, thank you, Coach Russell. Your
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: phone's clicking a little bit.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Play it again, play the guy. I don't think so. Okay,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: somebody from sorts the last seven to day days. Let's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: go to F Dog in California. That's the name. It says,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: F Dog. Hello, F Dog? Oh? Your phone? What's the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: phone's breaking?
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  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: What's going on here? Is it our phones? Go ahead?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: F Dog? Say it again? Thank you, F Dog. It's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be very difficult, but the phones aren't working. Let's
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: try My new caller.
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  Speaker 2: Number two is Pete Oh in l A eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox. If you know the answer,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Pete O, your callar too?
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: He was going on, Tito, I'm on the bean Baller Show.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: What's up on my cold? Y'all make it big one day?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a star now. So who is this mystery voice?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Pet O?
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  Speaker 6: Hey? Nice?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Tito?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Tito. Lee, how do you get pete? Oh from Tito?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: What are you doing in there?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Lee?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: What? What's going on? Well, obviously we have problems with
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the phones, that's true.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: You gotta have dispatch for that one.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for your climate.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: You gotta hang up.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: But you Uh?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Tree in Chicago?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Who is it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Play first? Can't think so?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Known for his men's strength, he recently squatted six hundred
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: and five pounds Tree in Chicago.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Please U.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I give up the phone suck and the bit's over.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: It's the place, it's Ashton Genty. I don't think so.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Of the raiders, I don't think so. I think the phone,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm not trying to know bit
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  Speaker 1: with the phones and the phones, I don't think so.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: What kind of crap is that