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Pike Had an Evening From Hell · Podcast - Big 98.7

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You ever feel like you're having a really good day. Maybe right now you're
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driving to work thinking, hey, today isn't so bad. That's kind of
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how I've been today, really great. It's a great place to be.
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But yesterday I was in that exact place, Amanda. Work was good,
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after work, I was productive, healing good. And then suddenly everything unraveled.
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Ugh, never good, they say. When it rains, it poor
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us. And it started pouring as I was leaving my home to go help
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my brother Bobby selling his house. So he needed to help move in some
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couches. Okay, Now, obviously nobody's jumping with joy to move couches,
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especially when they're not yours, but you know, happy to help, and
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he had just helped me move like two months ago, so I'm obligated paying
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it forward. Yep. So I get in my niece on Ultima, which
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I talk often about. You know, I enjoy my twenty elevenies on Ultima
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pretty high miles. But boy, she still runs good, except yesterday doesn't
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still doesn't start. Now. I think it's probably just a battery issue.
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But long story short, I mean, I wouldn't never think that the Ultimate
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is ready to be on its last life. Well, not a chance you
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look at anything. Well, that old plow horse, that thing's going to
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run till twenty thirty five. Yeah, so I have to go get my
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wife's vehicle and jump in, which you know, not a real handy guy,
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so that's always just an operation. Okay. So then I'm like,
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all right, well, since I'm taking care of the old Ultima, why
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don't I stop and fill up my tires because I've had the tire low pressure
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light on for three weeks. So I stop at a gas station, I
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get out of my car, I go into the gas station, grab some
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water, come back out. Door is locked. Stop, go round to
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the other side. Passenger door is locked. Well, the car is running,
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car is running, and the keys are locked inside of it. How
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the heck does that even happen? No? Had you already put air in
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the tires yet? No? I hadn't got there yet. And now that's
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very much in the back burner. That probably won't happen again for another three
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weeks. So now what do you do? You know? Of course,
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oh, I'll get my wife to bring the spare keys over. Yeah.
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Do you think I have spare keys, Amanda? I would think absolutely now
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you've gotten through it. I used to do it, trust me, before
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the Ultima, you know, back before like fobs and push starts. I
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locked my keys in. I had Kurt's lock and key on speed dial,
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and it was a you know, conveniently always on the weekend when it's the
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most expensive YEP, for sure. So it's been some time since I've had
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to deal with this. So I called my brother, thinking, I don't
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know, do you have anything to you know, jam down my window?
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So my brother shows up with a coat hanger. Oh nice and old school.
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And at this point though it's not you don't really care if you're going
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to damage the Ultimate? Is that what we're doing? That? That's the
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beauty of the Ultimate? You know, Oh you backed into a post,
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Oh you tore up the cel on your vehicle's door. It doesn't matter.
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It's a twenty eleven Ultimate. Did you think about just pushing it over to
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a lot and saying how much can I get for it? That could have
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been a better option, but uh well, so we ended up jamming this
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coat hanger in there. And it was a fun little game for a little
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bit there. You know, you kind of felt like you were playing that
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old a claw machine game for sure. Eventually we knew it wasn't gonna work.
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It just wasn't gonna happen. So I called the West Fargo Police.
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Is a last limb effort because I you know, I used to hear that
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some police stations would do. Yeah, we used to be able to do
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that in what Dina Deer Creek bike. But we're dealing with the Fargo Moorhead
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area now and other stuff going on. Change her, yes, and trust
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me, the last thing I want to do is take up a police officer's
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time. That was the first thing because you didn't call it lock and key
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service. Well you called the police. That costs money? Are you crazyike?
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So believe it or not, Amanda. While Fargo does not Wes Fargo
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still miraculously does come in unlock your vehicle for you. Oh that is so
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nice. So Officer Hannah, lovely woman who showed up and was just so
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kind and so just understanding, and I was very apologetic, but she was
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able to do that little inflatable thing and so we got my keys out.
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So now it's on to get the couches out of the basement. What time
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are we at? It's like we're getting on seven o'clock. Okay, it's
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everything already. So now we're getting the couches out, and you know,
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not any easy get out, Like me and my brother are just wrap old
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try it. You know, one of the things where you're in a basement
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and it's like now you're trying to play Tetris to get there. If this,
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if this couch didn't get down here somehow, I would be very sure
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that it would be impossible to get out, and I filled the house around
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it. They had to have I mean, it had to come in through
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a window or a chimney or something, because there's just no way this couch
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could possibly fit through this staircase. We're all, it's you know, a
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classic friend Pamatama. You don't know what I'm talking about, No, I
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do, Okay. So eventually, after tearing pretty much through the sheet rock
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with the couch, we were able to get it out and we get out
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to the vehicle and I'm you know, loaning the couch out. Now the
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police are at the house. I'm like, what, okay, what is
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what? Apparently there's a neighbor with an issue going on, and so it's
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just like stop, just like what Okay, I think it happened. Came
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back like hey bikeyos ten bucks or something. But that was the awkward thing.
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When she was leaving, I'm like, do you tip a police officer?
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Like She's like anything else. I'm like, you could have bought our
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dinner. You could have done anything. I said, hey, thank you
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very much for what you do. Okay, so you still have a low
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pressure tire, you have a read this garbage and the chances of this happening
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nick at the day are really good. I mean, because you haven't done
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anything to change this. Okay, Well, now you're being mean. No,
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No, I'm saying I'm nervous about your life. We have done nothing
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but to change it. No, what you expect. What I'm saying is
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you should probably make a phone call and get a new battery. It's very
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cold. I'm not going to do that like a Manda in the morning Big
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eight point seven that was just ready hot today. Now Amanda Stills the Sea.
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Let's see. Well, the Queen of Christmas is going out on tour,
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but she is also working on a brand new album. Right carry back
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in the studio, she says music is on the horizon. She's been in
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the studio for the past three or four weeks writing new songs. She said,
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yesterday I was in the studio with a choir working on a new song.
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It is so exciting she did release an album because I'm my gosh,
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we haven't had one for her in real life. She hasn't had a song
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since two thousand and two. I thought twenty eighteen she released an entire album
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called Caution. Don't even know any of the songs that were on there,
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and few do. It's just the thing with these nostalgic artists. They had
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their time. They gave us a lot of songs that we have a ton
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of memories around, and it's just it's just there's very few that can release
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new music and have people care. Taylor Swift truly one of the only right
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now. Right but she's only thirty three, you know that she started so
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young, though, Yeah, very few bands, like for example, my
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favorite band, Blank Win eighty two. They are the exception. They just
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released an album thirty years into the career and it went number one. Amanda
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don't even know any of the songs though, Yeah, but you're you're stupid
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at it. So that's so out of my realm. Well, I can't
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wait for the new album, all right, timba Land, I don't know
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what he was thinking. He did say, by the way, he was
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just trying to get people's attention because he is backtracking. He collaborated with Justin
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Timberlake on crimea River. He sat down for an interview after Britney's book was
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released and quote when asked about it, he said, I wanted to call
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and say JT you gotta put a muzzle on that, referring to Britney spears.
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It went viral. People were disgusted, as they should be. After
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the backlash, she did respond with an apology. I felt like it was
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one of those Justin Timberlake dialed him up from Mexico and said, hey,
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can you do me a favor and shut this down because this is ridiculous.
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We're not saying anything that's kind of our approach here, but I mean,
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that's stupid. There's a stupid thing to say. And it's one of those
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things where you know, does he really think he should muzzle her? Like
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put an actual muzzle on her, and of course not just a figure of
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speech, but it's aggressive, it's you know, it's not cool. It's
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not, especially given the fact that you know, some may say she had
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a muzzle on her for thirteen years in her cares. Yeah, exactly.
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So there's just there's a lot there. But I will tell you, Timbaland,
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I would like to put a muzzle on you. What does that make
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you any better? I medad you know what I mean? It's just ridiculous.
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Anybody ever tell you two wrongs don't make a right one percent? Pike?
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Yes, hey, you know, I think growing up people probably told
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me to put muzzle on it. Like, you're not going to get paid
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to have a mouth on you. I'm not gonna look at you now.
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Yeah. I'm not gonna sit here and say we should cancel Timberland, because
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if you took everything I've ever said, you know, and put it like
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on a transcript and showed the world, I'd be arrested, you know what
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I'm saying. So I'm not going to ask like I haven't said things that
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are ick. Of course it's ick. It's the fact that he did it
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on purpose to be relevant and make he didn't try it's because that's how he
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talks in his private time, and so he accidentally said it. I private
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about this. That's what I'm saying. It accidentally slipped. Everybody has the
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way they speak in private and then the way they would speak publicly. He
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wasn't doing it. Timberland at this point is not trying to get clout.
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He said. He admitted that he was just trying to say it to get
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people's attention. That's just a stupid apology. He's not sorry. We can
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agree to disagree. Bike the words of Kevin McAllister to Buzz, You're not
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sorry, You're just sorry you got caught. So true, so true.
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Gig Hadeed and Bradley Cooper remember when he appolo and this is Home Alone too.
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By the way, Buzz looks at Kevin after his fake apology and he
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goes, beat that your little trout sniffer. By the way, super bummed
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out because my kids are all amped up to watch Home Alone and it was
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on Disney Plus all last season and it's not there right now, Oh come
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on, it is no, there's no way. We've been doing the search.
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I can't find it. I'll get back to you on this, I
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know it, because if we can't find it, we're gonna have to whip
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out the DVDs because we have it for both of them on DVD. Nice,
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I don't have a DVD player. I'm gonna have to figure it out,
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all right. Gigi had Ead and Bradley Cooper. According to their close
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friends, their relationship is on steroids. They're getting very serious, very quick.
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They're together every day. He finds her not only attractive but intellectually interesting.
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This is a quote from one of the friends. Bradley is getting older.
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At some point he might say, I like getting up and seeing her
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face and having a cup of coffee with her, or have somebody to take
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care of him in his old age. I don't know. He's got to
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feel like he's winning the break though, because every breakup there's a winner.
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You know, he's dating a young Gigi Hadid probably looking at his ex wife
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Arena thinking beat that little trouts taking Amna in the morning dig seven New here's
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what you need to know. Well, a lot of people were talking about
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having Carson Wentz be a part of the Vikings. They've been, you know,
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wanting him to land on an NFL team all season, and yesterday,
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out of nowhere, the Rams signed him after there was an injury with Matthew
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Stafford. I guess it's their bye week, so it's going to give went
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some time to get acclimated. But you gotta think he probably was going probably
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not gonna get picked up this year, right, I don't imagine that field
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a coaster. Yeah, I feel like somebody, this is all you need
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is a team to be in desperate need of a quarterback, and you're kind
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of the first one available. So good for him. I mean, he's
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not gonna probably be the starter. Obviously, when Stafford comes back, he's
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the guy. Probably not gonna win the super Bowl, but at the very
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least gonna make a good bit of money. Standing on the sideline just the
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dream. And honestly, isn't that you're making money. You're not getting a
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concussion, you're not getting tackled, you still have the passion. You're there
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with the guys. You're doing it all and I loved it, loved it
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all through my high school career and I wasn't even getting paid. Just what
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standing standing on the sideline's You're not getting energy? You just you're just a
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morale guy. You get you know, you could hang out in the locker
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room, but you know that's why your face. Did you so you mentioned
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morale? Guy, Now we all inquiring minds want to know, Pike,
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when you were in the locker room, what was I doing? What kind
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of morale were you bringing? Were you snapping towels or were you, yeah,
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the guy from the TV the movie snapping towels, or were you like,
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all right, guys, it's Friday night under the lights. Here we
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go. I did try to give a couple of serious speeches. Never worked
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out. Oh yeah, people make fun of me all the time. Ta
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Well, Literally, we were in okay, if we really want to go
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down high school football memory, Sure we're in a hally for the section hand
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beach it or whatever. Big game. So dilorth going and fell and versus
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Holly. There's a big rivalry. You know, this is Vikings Packers.
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Basically, sure they're the better team. Of course at the time. Now
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it's halftime and we're getting beat. And now I'm a sophomore, so I
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mean I was never gonna play anyway, but especially as a sophomore, you
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just like you just be quiet and stand there. Well, it's halftime and
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we're down by two touchdowns, and I felt like everybody was just defeated.
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There was no way we're going to come back, and so in my head,
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I'm like, we're not out of this yet. So I gathered everybody
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around, all these big seniors and everybody ahead of me, and I said,
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guys, if we score once, it's a one score game. And
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they had There was five seconds of pure silence, everybody's eyeballs just in disbelief
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that this sophomore who doesn't play had just said that. And they erupted in
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laughter. Okay, And I was like, all right, mission accomplished.
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Now we're loose. Now we're loose. But no, I felt like nobody
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was putting in that perspective. Got it. So they lose. They came
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back out after the half, so got smoked. Okay. Yeah, I
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was just hoping there'd be more of a morale boost. All right. Andy
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Cohen and uh Anderson Cooper, those two have been doing the CNN New Year's
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Eve Bash for probably like four years. I would say it is. Well.
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Two years ago things went awry. They were drinking a little too much
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and that's when the network said, you know what, we're gonna slower roll
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and they kind of had to sneak a couple of cocktails. I think,
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in order to get a little bit of a buzz. But they weren't just
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openly drinking on the TV. I think you're describing an alcoholic No, you
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know. Unfortunately they did have to sneak a little alcohol just to get a
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little buzz so they felt normal. Well, the only reason I'm saying this
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is because he was very vocal about it. He's like, I don't understand
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why you guys won't let us. He said, hopefully I will not be
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sneaking it because he wanted to celebrate New Year's like most of America, having
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some champagne, enjoying but still hosting. Right, Yeah, you can't have
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your cake and eat it too, you know, as they say, But
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you're doing a job. The point of this story, Pike, I don't
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know. He really wants to be drinking. He really wants to have a
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good time. And he had the best quote in America yesterday. He said,
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give the daddies some juice. I did this whole story for you just
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so you could say, give some daddy, get there, and the daddy's
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here being the juice being the alcohol. Yes, you're not loving this I
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did. I mean, I set this up for you to get a good
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chuckle. I listen, Amanda, I do understand their desire to drink alcohol
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while working. Maybe when you become a daddy, you'll understand a little bit
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more about one in the Jews become a daddy. I've been a daddy since
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eight I'm sexy, and I know it picked an arbitrary you're there, but
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anyway, I have to have kids to be a daddy. It's just,
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oh god, I apologize. I know it. We were talking what about
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it? Yesterday? We were wondering who's gonna be the sexiest man alive?
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Well, last night Jimmy Kimmel it took him an hour and a half to
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get to the deal. I mean, it was ridiculous. He's going around
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the audience, everyone getting a chance to ask a question like twenty question style
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yes, like is it this person? Is it that person? And then
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finally at the very end, his hint was, well, it's a doctor.
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And then this happened. I am Keith, are you doctor McDreamy,
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yes, thank the doctor is in the house. Patrick Kempsey is the sexiest
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medal. It's already I think embarrassing for the guys who are a part of
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it because you just know you're gonna get razzed by other guys and just in
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general, I don't think it would be too bad. I don't know.
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I think I would. I would take a little razzing to be named sexiest
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man Alive. Well, I am excited for New Heights podcast because Travis and
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Jason Kelcey they always raz each other, and Jason Kelcey was selected as one
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of the finalists. Really he will be other Kelsey uh huh, along with
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Jamie Fox, Usher, Pedro pass Skll, Lenny Gravis and I'll never get
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this Lenny Kravitz rabbits. Yeah, oh sorry, I remember a time when
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he fell out of his pants. Lenny Kravitz, do you remember this viral
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video He's wearing leather pants on stage and well he fell out of them.
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And Timothy Shella may Well he's dating Kylie Jenner, which is I don't quite
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catch I don't get it. There's literally a billionaire beautiful I mean, so
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he must be doing something. But yeah, he's not your traditional Amanda likes
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a really you know, rough and tumble kind of guy. No was my
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pick. Man. See, that's how you would draw a man if if
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you said bike, draw the perfect man, you'd I would draw Samar Moore,
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Wipe and Amanda in the Morning on SIG seven. You know our goal
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here on this show, piking Amanda in the Morning. It's never to instill
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fear. That's the last thing we want, right, I mean, and
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there's programs out there, Amanda that that is what they set out to do.
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They think if they can scare you, you're more likely to keep listening,
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right. It's called fear mongering. However, we do not subscribe to
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that, which is why I was a little concerned earlier when we I'm sure
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terrified everybody. Amanda made the claim that Home Alone is no longer on Disney
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Plus. Yeah. No, I mean my kids have been just hitting refreshed
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every day for the past few weeks because it's Home Alone season. It is,
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and why I was personally scared, because that's a must for me Home
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Alone two specifically. But we have a call here. Good morning, Brandy,
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Hey Amanda, we were just listening and I just wanted to let you
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know Home Alone is back on Disney Plus as of yesterday. My daughter started
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watching it. Oh my God, thank you Jesus. Because I kept googling.
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I'm like, where am I going to be able to watch this?
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But they must have just taken off hocus Pocus on the Halloween stuff and put
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that back. Yeah, she was the same way, and she phoned it
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and we've been watching it yesterday, so okay, Well I might wait a
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couple of weeks so I don't get sick of it before Thanksgiving get sick.
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Home Alone don't even say that, No you can't, Brandy. Did you
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happen to see that Home Alone two was on there? Because it is the
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superior of the two pildes? There are they all on there? Yeah?
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They're all on there, even Home Alone five? Probably? Yeah, we
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ended up. So last year was when it really started Home Alone one,
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two, and then they found Home Alone three and that is just garbage.
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But my son liked that one better. Oh it was pain at all.
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You as a parent need just step in there, and I know it has
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no business in this household. Yeah, thanks, Brandy, appreciate that.
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I mean, you know what else is there for? Because this Saturday we
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were discussing, you know, putting up some decorations. A lot of people
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probably doing that this weekend. Yeah, we're putting up all Christmas, much
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to my husband's dismay. Well, he's not a big Christmas guy. He
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is wants to way till after Thanksgiving, but we go to Iowa for Thanksgiving
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and I like to have it up Otherwise they don't really get to enjoy it.
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Yeah, because it goes quick. Hobday season is fast. It's never
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too early. But we were wanting, we want to watch a Christmas movie
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on Saturday night. It's like, do you come out guns of blazing right
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to home alone two or do you kind of build up to that. That's
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just a that's just a you always have it on kind of in the background.
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That's what ends up happening at our house. So knowing that this is
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on tonight, we'll be making dinner and that'll be on in the background.
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Yeah, yes, old time. What's better watching the movie or quoting the
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movie because I see it? No, watching that movie with me is probably
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pretty annoying, for sure. My kids love Marvin Harry though. They just
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the rascals in them. They just crack out the characters. One of my
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favorite parenting moments is it was on in the background so much that my husband
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and I and this was when our kids were really little and clearly didn't know
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that we were trying to teach them a different language. It was on and
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finally we sit down for dinner, look up, and my husband and I
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realize that the Disney Plus had turned over to Spanish or Japanese or something at
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one point and didn't realize until Yeah, took a second one. So do
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your kids know Spanish? We all know what's your favorite Marv quote? See
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I'm bad at this, Harry? Are you wearing after shave? I'm not.
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I was really excited for you to watch this with my kids. I
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don't think I can do it. I don't know. The The other thing
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my kids start doing is they run around the house screaming like home alone.
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That's they think that is the funniest thing in the world. Have they started
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setting the traps yet, because I feel like every kid after watching Homelone tried
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their own little booby traps. No, Briggs is still caught up on He
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has a little truck that he drives around. It's a little formula that he
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can screwed across the floor and he always puts it like an old school telephone
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and stuff, and it acting like he's Dennis the menace, like that's his
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go to we haven't tried the booby trap. Well wait till you come home
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and the door knob is one hundred and eighty degrees, Like get a mana
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in the morning on Big Nutty eight point seven foot soon's a scene. You
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know. Flirting it really is an art, is an it. Some people
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are so so bad at it, and when you see it and you know
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it's happening, it's just so painful. Yeah, and some people don't even
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realize they're doing it. They just have a flirty personality, sure, you
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know. And some people are just so good looking that they don't need to
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be good at it. It's just easy for them. Well, if you're
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one of the people who needs to be good at flirting, I want to
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help you out because there's a new TikTok trend out there that's gonna help you
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be the expert flirter. All right, you're gonna make men not want you
21:03
need you with the triangle. Okay, Well, I know it's not gonna
21:10
help you obviously want but needs you. This can work on yours too.
21:14
I don't care if you're married or if you're single looking to cuff for the
21:17
holiday season. So I honestly love flirting with my husband because no matter what,
21:22
it leads to either us laughing or just takes your back like, it's
21:27
just those moments. Yes, for sure. Every once in a while you
21:30
got to pinch a rear end in the kitchen. If you don't, I
21:33
mean, are you even having fun? It's a good question. So here's
21:37
the triangle method. This is the ultimate flirting technique. So according to the
21:41
TikTok you begin the triangle method by looking directly into both of your potential partner's
21:48
eyes for a maximum of three seconds, so you lock in. You have
21:52
to lock into both eyes. I know it's tough, Okay, So you're
21:55
looking at them and you can try this on me, Amanda. Be careful
21:57
though we don't want to we don't want to go anyhow without moving your head.
22:02
You then briefly look down at their lips before darting your eyes back up
22:07
again. So you've gone. So you're you're really showing them like I've made
22:11
direct eye contact with you. I'm looking at those lips because mama wants those
22:15
lips. And then back up, so right up, yeah, right back
22:18
up now, if that's me you're doing the triangle thing on, I'm gonna
22:22
think, Okay, what do I have on my face? I was just
22:22
gonna say and make sure you like what's stuck in your beard kind of thing?
22:26
If you're doing that to me, I'm also gonna go, oh,
22:30
yeah, is coffee stains? Or if you look too far down to me
22:33
and be like what you're looking at? Bro? Yeah? Right? Yeah.
22:37
It's the worst when somebody, when you're talking to somebody and their eyes
22:40
are like looking up like at your hair or something. It's like, what
22:42
why are you looking at? What that? Or somebody is just uncomfortably and
22:47
as honest this is. It's not even guys when women check you out,
22:52
when women consistently with there's somebody in our office that does this, Yeah,
22:55
just uncomfortable. He dresses you with their eyes but all the time, and
22:57
you're like, what are like, do you do you like my outfit?
23:00
Do you not? It's like what are we doing here? But it's like
23:03
their uncomfortable signal? It's weird anyway, weird. Okay, So now remember
23:07
we're in phase two of the triangle. Man that you've had three seconds of
23:11
eye contact directly into both of their eyes you look down at their lips for
23:14
just a brief moment, and your eyes dart back up again. Now at
23:18
that point, you look directly into your CRUSH's right eye before moving your gaze
23:22
across to now lock contact with their left eye. So this is where the
23:27
triangles did. I just want to damn kiss? Okay, well, okay,
23:33
I guess it's not necessary with you this why it just seems so just
23:36
going for the switch. I got you. Now that's point one of the
23:40
triangle. Now you dart down to the lips and now you're back up.
23:42
Now you're over to the right eye. Ye, dizzy right across the way.
23:47
Next. If you're not going to put the work into this relationship,
23:48
Amanda, how is it going to ever work? I'm trying now. The
23:52
eye movements resemble that of a triangle, hence the name of the flirting method.
23:56
Now, obviously it didn't work on me, Amanda, because you didn't
24:00
really put your heart into it. But if you're listening right now, homework
24:03
when we go home, I don't understand is there a reason for the triangle
24:06
method? It shows your partner that you're interested. It's like a subliminal thing.
24:10
It's like Okay, basically you're like ja'far with the snake I've staff and
24:14
you're just hypnotizing of this. They have no option but to do what you
24:18
say in the morning on big nutty eight points. If you've had toddlers,
24:25
you know it's a weird phase. You know, they're just becoming people,
24:29
actual humans, They're starting to have personalities. But they do weird things,
24:32
wouldn't you admit, Oh for sure. Yeah, they're very experimental and don't
24:37
really have any sort of boundaries or filter. No. No. In fact,
24:40
somebody put together the list of the weird things toddlers do that are totally
24:42
normal for toddlers. All right, And you know, I feel like I've
24:45
been referred to as a toddler a lot in my behaviors. My wife accuses
24:48
me of it from time to time. All right, my parents always did.
24:52
But so I'm gonna basically say a thing that a toddler does, and
24:55
all say if I do it too, And you tell me if your kids,
24:56
which are toddlers, got four and three and four gay for a perfect
25:00
all right? So first one, watching or reading or listening to the same
25:03
thing over and over and over and over and over. Yeah. Uh,
25:11
huh. So for your kids, it's probably what Blippy you know? Actually,
25:14
Rachel, No, they are still into sing and Home Alone, so
25:18
it's not terrible, but it's just like over and over. Thankfully we were
25:22
out of the Peppa stage quick Riggsy never really got into anything. He is
25:26
starting to get into minions a little bit, which I'm not a huge fan
25:30
of. Yeah, now, I mean the exact same in that it's not
25:32
you know, miss Rachel Blippy and Pepa, it's Seinfeld Anchorman and Home Alone
25:37
two got it? Okay, so relatable with my kids. This reminds me
25:41
of do you remember Lamb Chop? This is the song that never and Yeah,
25:45
that's how sometimes life feels. God, that's like a memory unlocked.
25:48
I know, I haven't thought of that Lamb Chop? I know. How
25:51
about this so much nudity and touching themselves, That's what a weird thing toddlers
25:56
do that are totally normal since kind of over that phase she likes to have
26:02
clothes. Briggs is really excited about not wearing pants. Oh yeah, and
26:07
again I can relate to that very much. So in a way I'm a
26:10
toddler myself. Yes, so yes, banging their heads on things. Oh's
26:15
love to do that kid's favorite pastime. It's just hitting your head on the
26:18
coffee table. It's so dramatic, like they get upset and you're like,
26:22
hey, we don't need you to be concussed here. Yeah, and there's
26:25
always that like silence after they hit it, and you know for fact,
26:27
like okay, that had to have heard they're gonna cry, But there's like
26:30
that second where they're kind of just sort of like feeling the pain and then
26:36
there it comes. You know, there's no big, open mouth, silent
26:38
scream and then the tears. And as a parent you're like, oh,
26:41
good job, you're so brave. That didn't even hurt. You're let me
26:45
see those muscles. And then it's like, ah, we just got a
26:49
text here that somebody would like to flex that they ran into blippy in the
26:55
Vegas airport last month. Did they really? Oh wow? Also things toddlers
26:59
doing anything and everything up their nose totally get that. Yeah, no we
27:03
haven't. We are trying to get them to get their fingers out of it
27:06
though, because that's discussing. Well that's the main one. Yeah, But
27:07
otherwise they don't stick anything up it yet. I think what else you might
27:11
stick up there. I guess like French fries that or just like skin like
27:15
anything that you school. Yeah, gross, Nope, we haven't crossed that
27:18
bridge. Things toddlers do only wanting one parent period. Oh yeah, the
27:23
opposite one. So if I pick up the kids from daycares, where's dad
27:26
this morning? Why is it? Why can't mom drop us off? I
27:30
mean it's non stop. Yeah, well, at least it's a good mix.
27:33
It's not just the one the whole time. Yeah, that's true.
27:36
It'd be pretty demoralizing. It would hurt, It really would. And the
27:38
number one thing that is weird that toddlers do totally relate to this guzzling bathwater.
27:45
That's all I do. The only reason I have to sit in there
27:48
someday is like, don't drink it. No, And then I even tell
27:51
them it's like even though they haven't, I'm like, you know that,
27:55
because they still take baths together. It's like, hey, Briggs, you
27:57
might have went to the bathroom in there and you're drinking it, like this
28:00
is disgusting, that soapy water. No, and just in general, like
28:03
water everywhere bathtam bathtime is chaotus. At what point do you stop having them
28:08
take baths together? Nick just asked me that question. He goes, do
28:11
you think we're getting to that point? I'm like, I don't think so.
28:14
I mean three and four fine, at least they're close in age.
28:17
I had a really traumatizing moment. Oh boy, when I was growing up,
28:19
you know when your friends would come over in high school or whatever and
28:22
they'd start digging through family photos or whatever. My friends got a hold of
28:25
this family photo of you know, me, my older brother, and my
28:27
younger sister. We're in the bathtub, my sisters maybe you know, like
28:32
three. Yeah, I'm like eight. My brother has hair on his chest.
28:37
Were you guys in swimsuits? I don't think so. I don't know
28:41
who was in charge of bath time that night, but they should have that
28:45
reprimanded, like at Amnuda in the morning, from one up on big High.
28:51
Sleep be sleeping good. You know. I actually have been a huge
28:53
fan of the time change the last couple of days, mainly because the way
28:57
our family is, if it's light outside, we want to be outside,
29:02
and we don't sleep very good because we're outdoorsy people are tough. It has
29:06
been really nice the last couple of days to kind of forcefully just shut her
29:10
down by like seven thirty, all of us lights out by eight. Well,
29:12
there's a couple of sleep trends if you've been struggling with sleeping, A
29:15
couple of new trends that you know, I really like to stay on top
29:18
of. You know me, never been a good sleeper. But a couple
29:22
of things, for example, sleep divorce. Have you heard of the term
29:25
sleeping about start coffee that it sounds like you're not sleep divorce, but a
29:29
lot of couples are. Actually an increasing number of couples say they are sleep
29:33
divorced, meaning since they have different sleep preferences, Ah, they don't sleep
29:37
together anymore. Yeah, I would like to sleep divorce my children. That
29:41
would be awesome. That would start really nice. You got a family of
29:45
four in the same bed and puppy don't forget I mean, so some days,
29:51
bike this is what ends up happening is I'm on one side, my
29:55
husband's on the other, two kids in the middle, and now the little
29:57
puppy dog is like wrapped. She likes to sleep up on top of like
30:02
the headboard by our heads, and then she'll like trample down my face to
30:06
go down by my feet and around. Why. I get it's hard to
30:10
get the kids out of there, but the dog, I know, what
30:11
do you do get it out of there? I know we could totally kennel
30:15
train her and put her down. My mom too, she always complains about
30:17
the cats sleeping on her face. I'm like, well, close the door,
30:21
you know, put softies. That's what we are. But no,
30:23
the kids are getting a little bit better. Sure, there's a new other
30:26
trend that you should be aware of called Scandinavian sleeping. So if you're not
30:30
ready to fully sleep, divorce your spouse, there's something called Scandinavian. Sounds
30:34
exotic, Well yeah, Scandinavian one of the more exotic places. It's basically
30:41
where you both have a different blanket because a lot of people, you know,
30:44
like, you know, I got one foot sticking out, I got
30:47
the comforter, you know, the sheet is kicked under you know where My
30:49
wife might like everything because she's a cold sleep she cold, you know,
30:53
And that's why I am. Nick says that I'm kind of a hog,
30:56
like I take all the covers. My wife says the same thing. But
31:00
it's got nothing to do with sleeping. Drives me crazy though, because I
31:03
go under all of the blankets and he is only under one. And when
31:08
you're trying to snuggle, it's like, God, you're not even here,
31:11
Like you're looped up into a different bed. Well you might as well be
31:15
sleep divorced. It sounds like you how late into the night are you trying
31:18
to snuggle? Not very I mean, come on, we're all like five
31:22
minutes. Because let's be honest. The best part about a good cuddle is
31:26
like the initial embrace. Yeah, Like that's the sensation you get where it's
31:30
like nice and warm. It's like, oh, this is cute. But
31:32
then once you're just sitting there now motionless, what you carry your face once
31:34
you hit the sweaty Like my arm is going dumb. I'm uncomfortable. I
31:40
move over. You know what's keeping people up at night? As soon as
31:44
I and I have to The puppy wakes me up in the middle of the
31:47
night sometimes to go outside and go pottypike. I if I grab my phone
31:52
and check or do anything, the chances of me going back to sleep right
31:56
away super super slim. Like I or if I wake up to go to
31:59
the room when I grab my phone, I have to leave it there otherwise
32:02
I struggle. It's crazy because then I get into like this loop, like
32:06
you said, you start googling stuff or I'm looking at what I have the
32:08
next day and I can't shut it down. Everybody knows that's like one of
32:12
the worst sleep habits. You know. That's why I don't even ask people
32:15
like how how can I sleep better? Because I know what they're gonna say,
32:17
Well, if you have your phone in the room, I'd be like,
32:19
well, yeah, I'm on it the whole time. What else am
32:22
I supposed to do it I can't sleep. But America's worst sleep habits include
32:25
sallowing asleep with the television on. I feel like, to me, that's
32:29
such a happy medium between being on your phone and not using anything. Yeah,
32:34
I was always anti TV in the bedroom. We do have one in
32:37
ours, and I enjoy it because I like, I like being in the
32:39
bedroom, you know what I mean, Like, I love the bedroom snuggled
32:43
up. You know. In the worst part though, when you have the
32:46
TV on, because if you set like the sleep timer, you say,
32:50
I've never done that, really, No, we just let the TV ride
32:52
until it shuts itself off. And I'm pretty good about like waking up and
32:54
then just shutting it out. Oh there's nothing more traumatizing though, when you
32:58
set it for an hour and then you're awake. When the TV shuts up,
33:00
it's like, oh my god, what am I doing? I'm still
33:02
up? I'm hopeless. Eating too much before bed another sleep habit. That's
33:07
no good. I've gotten really good at that. Not not eating before Yeah,
33:12
they say like a couple few hours at least between eating, but you
33:15
know, I'm not that well. I love me a little popcorn at night,
33:19
do you. Oh yeah, I'll then gets stuck in your teeth.
33:22
That drives me crazy. That's why they've invented floss and I know, toothbrushes.
33:25
Accessing screens in bed, of course, it's horrible. Another horrible sleep
33:30
habit, going to bed at inconsistent times. Do you ever hear that where
33:32
you're supposed to the best thing for your sleep is to go to bed exactly
33:36
at the same time every night and wake up at the same time. And
33:38
that includes weekends, which is like, yeah, and we're we're pretty good
33:44
about that for the most part. Who's weak my bike and I you know,
33:50
we text each other good night pie, good night Amanda. You should
33:54
get on a little bedtime routine. I mean it sounds like you need to
33:58
be on my I marutine. The kids will put you to sleep. I'm
34:01
not sleeping with a dog, three kids, a husband, a horse.
34:06
Jesus take in a Manna in the morning. Sign seven. We always like
34:13
to try to get people out of the friend zone when they reach out to
34:15
us in a little bit of a predicament relationship wise, we do what we
34:19
can. And this gentleman, he's found himself in a very awkward spot.
34:22
We try. His name is Travis. Good morning, Travis. What's going
34:24
on? Well, what's going on with you? Well, we're just hanging
34:30
out doing a radio show. But we appreciate you taking a second man.
34:32
This is an interesting little situation. You've got yourself in here, so really
34:37
cool of you to put your trust in us. Tell us a little bit
34:38
about what's going on with Becca. Well, so Becca, okay? So
34:44
I traveled back home for a deer hunting season last weekend. Oh nice,
34:51
Yeah, it's you know, family tradition, so forth, it's great.
34:55
But I ran into an ex girlfriend from college. I mean, long story
35:00
sor she's the one that got away. I mean that that really, and
35:02
so I saw her, gassed her out for a drink. It was really
35:07
casual. It was super awesome. But honestly, I've just I've never stopped
35:13
thinking about her. I really regret how things ended. Okay, so how
35:15
I'm just gonna ask how did they end? Did you break up with her
35:20
or did she break up with you? No, I broke up with her
35:22
for another girl. I was a total idiot like it. Oh gosh,
35:27
yeah, big of you to admit, Trawit's my gosh, how much time
35:30
has gone by? I mean, how long is that? Right? Yeah?
35:32
And we were out of college, we're you know, we're early in
35:36
our careers in life, and you know, so time has passed, We've
35:38
grown up. She was awesome. We just got along easily, like we
35:43
had just talked yesterday. Anyway, I'm at a different point in my life
35:46
and I just I wonder if she'll give me a second chance. Time does
35:50
heal all wounds, And this is no different. So I feel like it's
35:53
possible. And I love that you're trying to do like sort of a grand
35:57
gesture, you know, win her back in a big way, which by
36:00
doing it on this radio show, right, So thank you for that,
36:01
Travis. Here's what we're gonna do. Man. We'll call Becca and we're
36:06
going to try to get the info from her seed the best we can,
36:07
anyway, how much he's willing to give up. And then we're gonna bring
36:10
you back in and hopefully we'll be sending you to on your marry little way
36:15
too, you know, Mary Little Way. How do you think they're gonna
36:17
get married? Yeah? The goal, of course, the goal today is
36:20
a proposal. No. Oh, I'm anxious. I hope this goes the
36:24
way we're all feeling it could. Here we go, Hello, Hi,
36:34
Is this Becca by chance? Oh? Yeah? Beca super weird I know,
36:38
but this is Pike and Amanda In the morning on Big ninety eight point
36:42
seven, we do a radio show, Hey girl, Hey hi Hi.
36:46
So the reason for the call is because we do a little thing on the
36:50
show called the friend Zone where somebody finds himself in a unique situation a lot
36:54
of times in the friend zone and we try to get them out of it.
36:58
So, Becca, you have somebody out there right now who's got a
37:01
crush on you? Okay, okay, are you single? Are you?
37:08
There's really a radio station. Last I checked it's a big ninety eight point
37:15
seven promise that we're not messing with you, that this is legit. Trust
37:21
me. If we were going to make up a job, that wouldn't be
37:22
a becca. Yes, okay, so then yeah, okay. Do you
37:30
have any idea who it might be? Or are you just so thrown off
37:32
right now? I'm so sure I have no idea who you could be talking
37:36
about. Okay, Well, recently, anyway, there was a little something
37:40
called deer hunting, and a lot of people who have moved on from their
37:44
hometowns may have come back to hunt on family land and may bar and run
37:51
into an old friend. Does that start to ring a bell for you at
37:53
all? I mean, I guess that sort of. I'm sorry, I'm
38:00
so confused. Did you happen to run into somebody over the weekend? Maybe
38:04
somebody from your past? Oh? Oh, with it? I mean,
38:08
yeah, it's the guy I ran into every weekend. Yeah, what was
38:14
his name? His name was Travis. What is your relation to with Travis?
38:21
How do you know the fella? I really he's my ex boyfriend.
38:24
That's a little weird, a little Yeah, it was my college like my
38:30
college sweetheart. We broke up he ended up like wanting to be with somebody
38:35
else. But you know I did run into him this past weekend. In
38:37
your voice right now, I can just tell that you're super anxious and uncomfortable.
38:42
But we are going to tell you that it is Travis who reached out
38:45
to us. He also feels bad that he broke up with you back in
38:51
the past, and he even said, and I quote, you're the one
38:54
that got away, and after running into you, he wants to, uh,
39:00
well see if you guys can try to make things work now that you
39:02
guys are a little bit older. Oh my god, that's a lot to
39:07
take it back, I'm sure, but here, let's make it easy.
39:09
Wes is. Instead of us telling you about it, why don't we just
39:12
have Travis on the phone and he can tell you himself. So he's actually
39:15
here now. Travis, Hi, Hi, Hi, Oh my god,
39:22
Hi, positive, go ahead, you know there it is. I don't
39:30
know. I wanted to do something big and there it's big and I don't
39:32
know. What do you think you call the radio station. It's as big
39:37
as it gets. Becca. You can't take that back. Everybody knows now,
39:39
I like you, so okay, I don't know what do you think
39:44
you want to I'm feeling some positive energy. What do you feel right now?
39:46
Becca, I'm feeling I'm feeling overwhelmed, but also like really kiddy.
39:52
Yeah, man, I like you. I've always liked you. Oh my
39:55
gosh, yeah, I mean just a radio station about it. You must
40:00
be like for real. So yes, let's do it. Let's do it,
40:06
he says, my gosh. But the big question, and I feel
40:09
like we know the answer. But are you willing to forgive him for the
40:14
past? I mean, yeah, we're all done in Collins. He've grown
40:17
up, Like, yeah, I'd love to get to know you now a
40:21
little bit better. And just like I had a really straight time with you
40:22
this weekend. So yes, I don't know, Go get a drink.
40:27
Hush. Everybody has grown up and they're nice and mature. I feel like
40:30
this is a good thing. So you, guys, why don't you get
40:31
together? See what happens, and when you go on and get married and
40:35
have kids, you can always look back and tell them that you know you
40:37
got back together because of a local radio show. Yeah. Perfect, I
40:40
mean, there you go. You should start tuning into Big ninety eight point
40:43
seven a little bit more or like the real deal.