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OUTRO: Bad Habits · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdrucky Big Show podcast to make sure
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  Speaker 2: Instagram at Big Show. Into them every weekday on radio Hurcky.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, I'm over that intro? Is it time for
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  Speaker 3: a rehash? After two three years? You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: It's like a jay stirring as cup of soup.
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  Speaker 3: I prefer that to the opening. Thanks man?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get that copa suit?
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  Speaker 2: It's been in my bag for about three weeks.
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  Speaker 3: What flavor is that you're losing?
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  Speaker 1: To Mary.
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  Speaker 3: To Marty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They're funny, those instance soup things, aren't they? Because when
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  Speaker 3: you're a kid, what a treat? And then when you're
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  Speaker 3: older you have when you're like, there's no tomato in
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  Speaker 3: that bask Yeah yeah, yeah, but one tomato?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, that's true. And the key to it.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be good for you though, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: They kind of powder inges in that kind of powder,
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  Speaker 3: and it's got to be better than a kesy coffee.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what is worse. That's a good question. I
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  Speaker 3: would I would say that the coffee is better. I'd
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  Speaker 3: say that's got less in it. I would say that
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  Speaker 3: the amount of ingredients in the capasuit, that'll be fucking dozens.
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  Speaker 2: But one of the keys I found with the capasuit
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  Speaker 2: is that you don't add too much water because it
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  Speaker 2: gets very watery, very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: So if you had too much water against watery.
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  Speaker 2: Like I've only got three quarters full thin countin.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was looking for. And it's just tasty
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  Speaker 2: and insta makes me go, does it?
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  Speaker 1: Actually?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a big fan.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had one for a long time, and it
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  Speaker 3: used to be perfectly fine. Yeh, be perfectly fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like a bit of froth.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I like beer froth.
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  Speaker 3: But you like no froth on it because you often
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  Speaker 3: have a black one, won't you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll go black. Yeah, I'll go black hard.
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  Speaker 2: But and and interestingly enough, I don't sugar my black, yes,
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  Speaker 2: do you? Oh yeah? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: Sugar in at your age, jos, you're in your forties. Brother.
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  Speaker 3: It's my wife headed sugar.
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  Speaker 2: I said to my wife, you know, just the one,
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  Speaker 2: just the one, sugar, And so whenever she makes me
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  Speaker 2: a coffee, it's never quite enough.
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  Speaker 3: Right because I have two. Yeah, of course you do,
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  Speaker 3: but not from a black cop I have two. That's
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  Speaker 3: a lot. Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Do you find I had a friend that had sex?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need sugar in a white coffee but
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  Speaker 1: nothing in a black coffee is so weird.
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  Speaker 2: I like the bitterness of a black coffee.
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  Speaker 1: And I like coffee sweet already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it's not from the milk.
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  Speaker 2: It's creamier, and something's creamier.
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  Speaker 3: I like it to be sweet, right, You like what
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  Speaker 3: you like. I like what I like.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I even have sugar in my iced coffee,
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  Speaker 2: really syrup. Talking to my counselor today, she wants me
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  Speaker 2: to just knock off the coffees a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, do you want to knock off the coffees? Naw,
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  Speaker 3: if you do it, I'll do it because I want
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  Speaker 3: to knock off the coffees and just see what happens,
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  Speaker 3: what petition. I think that would be a really difficult
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  Speaker 3: thing to.
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  Speaker 2: What she said to me was just don't get up
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  Speaker 2: in the morning and just have a coffee straight away.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I did today. I didn't have one too
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  Speaker 3: about ten or eleven.
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  Speaker 2: How did you feel?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I thought I was happy that I hadn't because
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  Speaker 3: it's just a habit doesn't it? You just get up
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  Speaker 3: to do it. I don't need it.
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  Speaker 2: What's the thought?
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  Speaker 1: What's the thought behind stor what I need it?
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  Speaker 2: I need it?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I get up and we alternate my wife and
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  Speaker 2: I as to who's making them.
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  Speaker 1: Why she said, what is it? What's the effect she's
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  Speaker 1: hoping for?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because hydration is more important and I'm quite an anxious,
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  Speaker 2: nervous human being and it's not a great way to
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  Speaker 2: kick off my day with a fixed.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I've started doing. It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Started off with the water. Get on, you for give
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  Speaker 2: me water? Having said that before before I have my cough.
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  Speaker 2: Surely I do always drink water first, do you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's the first thing I do, is I have a
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  Speaker 2: glass of water?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because Pugs was spouting some bullshit the other day about
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  Speaker 1: how you shouldn't have a coffee within the first hour
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  Speaker 1: of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so they reckon you get a burst of cordsole.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good for your nervous system.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think that must be what it's based on.
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  Speaker 2: What's cortisol?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a it's like an adrenaline right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that makes sense. That's why.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I like It's. My favorite thing is to
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  Speaker 2: get up, have a coffee and a dirry.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Do you want to hear about those men?
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  Speaker 3: Just to make sure that cortisolt is a steroid hormone
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  Speaker 3: that your adrenal grant glens relief. Okay right? Corsult effects
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  Speaker 3: several aspects of your body and mainly helps regulate your
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  Speaker 3: body's response to stress. What is it? Or there?
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  Speaker 2: There you go? Kiss getting stressed out about my stereo?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you sting?
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  Speaker 2: Just because because I see how much it's irritating.
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  Speaker 1: It's just such a small serving of a soup and
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  Speaker 1: a little teaspoon and it's just making a big noise.
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  Speaker 3: It's cute though. It's a nice sound. It is a
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  Speaker 3: nice sound.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's more of the weird lok he does
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  Speaker 1: when he's while he's stirring.
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  Speaker 2: I used to used to be a big fan of
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  Speaker 2: the old Noodley, you know. I used to get those
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  Speaker 2: instant noodle soups in a pot noodle, no, not a
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  Speaker 2: pot noodle like it was for a cap and a mug.
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  Speaker 2: And I can't remember what they were called.
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  Speaker 3: They were good. You like those? Yeah? Man? According to
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  Speaker 3: this one human being. Wait for an hour or two.
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  Speaker 3: I have to wake it up before you have a coffee.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. I bet we couldn't find anybody who
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  Speaker 3: sees head one first out. There's no way.
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  Speaker 2: I've usually punched two in my first hour away.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So that's just your body wired as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you But is it the thing that gets you out
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  Speaker 1: of bed though to go have a coffee?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And now you're gonna have to have something that
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  Speaker 1: does that.
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  Speaker 2: I've got it. I've got to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: It's more than Darry that motivates me to get out
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  Speaker 2: of bed. Right, So I go out, I make my
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  Speaker 2: coffee out out on the deck and have a Darry
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  Speaker 2: and here we go. Now, come on, world, let's bring
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  Speaker 2: it on. And then I get quite anxious.
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  Speaker 3: And going, yeah, what do you do all day? I
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  Speaker 3: do lots of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on the day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so like not today. But let's just say, let's.
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  Speaker 3: Say you're not filming anything that's really top secret that
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  Speaker 3: everybody knows what it is, and your.
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  Speaker 1: Daughter doesn't have to her she's at school.
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  Speaker 2: I do stuff around the house, yeah, clean, just general
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  Speaker 2: cleaning and timing. I do stuff in the garden.
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  Speaker 3: I go to the.
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  Speaker 2: Gym, to the gym march. I've been going back. It's
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  Speaker 2: been good, that sort of stuff. Try and think of
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  Speaker 2: some ideas. Watch a bit of TV.
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  Speaker 3: Ideas for what the show? Oh yeah, I could take
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  Speaker 3: leave any book there. What do you need ideas for Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Because there's there's about a book. Yeah, TV ideas, there's
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  Speaker 3: all sorts of ideas. What idea do you want to do?
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  Speaker 2: A few things floating around in my head?
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  Speaker 1: Just a few there the front Jase, I literally didn't
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  Speaker 1: look whereas you body scanned them and then dribbled for
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  Speaker 1: a bit the whole Ucky Big Show Days from four
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  Speaker 1: on radio Hurarky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't Keezy looking very smart today?
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  Speaker 3: Mate? I'm saying it's like he's got been in court today?
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  Speaker 2: Were you at court today, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was.
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  Speaker 3: Loot out the which has been a couple of years
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  Speaker 3: since we've done that.
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  Speaker 1: How how do you feel like?
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  Speaker 3: It's good?
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  Speaker 1: It's cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's good because it's cool, but it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good lot because it's winter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, winter out there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to iron a shirt.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard though. Now if you start making out. How
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  Speaker 3: are you going to get ahicy? They're gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: use their hands to pull down your pull back math, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: roll back your and sheathe your neck.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, and then hoen, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And the great thing is, I mean, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. How are your baby? You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: iron a shirt? And I'm just wearing a T shirt
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  Speaker 1: under this, but no one would even know that. No
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  Speaker 1: one would ever know that I'm wearing just a generic
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  Speaker 1: Hodaki T shirt underneath a Yeah, not a singlet, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have because I don't want to get
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  Speaker 1: my pits on the turtleneck and I have to wash
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  Speaker 1: the turtlenick.
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  Speaker 2: Can I do you guys own singlets? Do you run singles?
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  Speaker 3: I've got singlets, but I don't run them. As a
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  Speaker 3: matter of course, in winter it's very cold or will
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  Speaker 3: like when we go down to Wellington, I'll be running
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  Speaker 3: a singlet and every piece of small equipment I can
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  Speaker 3: possibly lay my hand undershirt singlet, Right, that's what you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about. I've got those T shirt. I think you
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  Speaker 3: have a singlet or on underneath.
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  Speaker 2: Like a lot of people, you know, when they are
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  Speaker 2: in their suits or whatever keeps your chest warm.
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  Speaker 1: They'll stop fucking stirring.
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  Speaker 2: They'll run a singlet that I've never owned singlets.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just feel like it's another thing to buy. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I think I think it's a stitch up my grandad.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm filming, I'm doing that, I wear a singlet,
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  Speaker 2: but that's a them or bass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what are you feelming?
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  Speaker 3: What else is I thinking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No single underneath? Like remember that time Mogi were a
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  Speaker 1: singlet and everyone's a.
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  Speaker 3: Here he is? It's all gone. Now I'm bag at
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  Speaker 3: the gym. I've lost forty percent of my strength in
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  Speaker 3: the last what's that six months?
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  Speaker 1: So this is why I can't comprehend.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: You work quite so hard and then it all goes away.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we'll find out. I'll see what I'm like in
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  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks, because it's like when you're first back,
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  Speaker 3: you're trying to not die. Yeah, you're just trying to
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  Speaker 3: keep your head above. So ill see what I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks. But yeah, it is interesting. But
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  Speaker 3: I learned a lot from that because I've never done
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  Speaker 3: that full proper diet ine thing. What do you learn.
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  Speaker 3: I learned that it's you can put the weight on,
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  Speaker 3: but then you have to eat to maintain the weight
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  Speaker 3: as well. Otherwise your body is just going to eat
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  Speaker 3: your muscle the protein, so you have to keep your
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  Speaker 3: protein up. Jason, plenty of I was just going to
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  Speaker 3: be a piece of shit. Shit.
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  Speaker 2: Fortunately I got plenty of muscle to eat up.
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  Speaker 3: And then also, I don't take seven months off the gym. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's just yeah, I didn't start running again o ye
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  Speaker 3: around the block on that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm supposed to do it with a maid
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  Speaker 1: of mine, but he's forever busy and canceling on me. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: and so I've come to the realization that I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that's going to happen. I'm gonna have to start going. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm thinking maybe I wake up running shoes on
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  Speaker 1: boom gone, Yeah, get gone.
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  Speaker 3: Get How do you like it, Jesse? Are you like
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  Speaker 3: getting up early in the morning and doing it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: going to the gym? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is.
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  Speaker 2: There's no point in me doing it, Like for me
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  Speaker 2: to say I'll do it after the show, for example. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've got to get it done because I know that
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  Speaker 2: if I don't get it done in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I won't do it. That's my problem.
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  Speaker 1: My issue is in winter especially I'm all cozy there
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  Speaker 1: in my giant blanket. Yeah yeah, one thousand dollars warm dove,
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  Speaker 1: half priced mostly vouch you boy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang on. We're going to add voucher to yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I don't want to get up litt alone
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  Speaker 1: just to have a coffee and watch some TV or
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  Speaker 1: so watch the Olympics. I won't even get up for
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  Speaker 1: that litt alone going outside and for a freaking run.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's the thing too. I just can't lie in
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  Speaker 2: being I just can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I get bored. I just like on a beach.
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  Speaker 2: Just yes, my wife's really good at it, but she
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  Speaker 2: reads and stuff like that. But once I'm away, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not wake up at four again. This morning.
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  Speaker 3: He had a pretty good sweep me.
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  Speaker 1: Into the He's ever done.
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  Speaker 2: He fucking tries to put on outro disgusting, speaking of
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  Speaker 2: which I had about magnesium jube For all the good,
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  Speaker 2: did you how.
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  Speaker 1: Many milligrams of magnesium A hundred or something ship six
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  Speaker 1: hundred milligrams?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's gone into pugs. He doesn't like you,
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  Speaker 2: and he's just been decking it all over the place
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  Speaker 2: with me at the moment, fucking swinging his massive.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question, Joe, to help you
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  Speaker 3: go to sleep the vegazines or stay asleep.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have an issue going to sleep. I have
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  Speaker 2: an issue waking up.
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  Speaker 1: Do you wake up to go weeze?
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  Speaker 3: Though? No, not usually waking up to go weeze? Is
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  Speaker 3: gone so good at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: I yeah, I woke up at four this morning. But
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  Speaker 2: I woke up and it was quite light, and I went, ah,
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  Speaker 2: actually maybe it's quite it's actually quite light. Its lighter
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  Speaker 2: than I thought. And then I looked at my clock,
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  Speaker 2: MyD at your clock, and it was four exactly four
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  Speaker 2: o'clock on the dock.
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  Speaker 3: But I went back to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: That's so. And then what time did you wake up
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  Speaker 1: the second time?
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  Speaker 3: This is good, ship man, This is great to have
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  Speaker 3: an extra long podcast talking this bullshit sex. Oh that's
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  Speaker 3: good sleep And were you well wristed? Nah? But then
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  Speaker 3: I had.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm good to go. I feel I'm quite tired today.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's pissing down.
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  Speaker 3: How many dads are you getting through each week? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Each week?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: How many packs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that bad?
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good for me.
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  Speaker 3: It's been worse.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be a package.
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  Speaker 3: It's almost one hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fortunately my Dog Squad money.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forget about that.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: It's like a sentence and the Dog Squad universe.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, it's a weird.
• 13:38
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  Speaker 1: Hold swear Man, our rating is gonna go down now