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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 41 - From Duskwalker Til Dawn · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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JarJim: Hello weary traveler.
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JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic
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JarJim: must have brought you here, but
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JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of
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JarJim: my creation.
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JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory.
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JarJim: And most importantly, lots of gold.
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JarJim: I call it Island Dumas.
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JarJim: Who am I?
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JarJim: You might ask?
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JarJim: The name is Jojo and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
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JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
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JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
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JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank,
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JarJim: so I filled them in myself.
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JarJim: I sent them to this pocket dimension into the city I had
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JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
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JarJim: Can these fools passed my test?
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JarJim: Or will they be trapped here forever?
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JarJim: So experience my world of trials
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JarJim: and tribulations and join
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JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful
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JarJim: people.
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JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Illinois.
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Skyler: Welcome back, everybody to
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Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
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Skyler: Island Numis.
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Skyler: I'm Skyler, I'm your game master, dungeon master, and
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Skyler: master of ceremonies.
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Skyler: And that's why we're gonna do an introductory ceremony.
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Skyler: Mostly because we do it every episode.
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Skyler: With that being said to my
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Skyler: right, we've got Dave, who's
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Skyler: playing Maki
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Dave (Maki): Oh, I'm the crime kenku the crime.
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Skyler: Kenku marquee next to him.
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Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins, who is playing our one and only cobalt
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Skyler: of the group.
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Skyler: Talk about diversity, talk about inclusion.
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Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins playing keto.
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Fatty (Keto): Checking the box.
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Skyler: Checking that box?
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Skyler: That's right.
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Skyler: Uh, following.
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Skyler: I'm gonna I'm gonna pass over the one right across from me for
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Skyler: just a moment.
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Skyler: Uh, next up, we've got Cameron, who is playing Roderick.
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Skyler: Our only goblin of the group.
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Dave (Maki): Yo.
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Cameron (Rorick): I'm a goblin.
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Skyler: There he.
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Dave (Maki): Is. I'm a gobble it up.
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Dave (Maki): He's he's goblin.
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Dave (Maki): Goblin?
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Dave (Maki): Yeah, I'm a mine.
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Dave (Maki): Goblin.
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Dave (Maki): Goblin.
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Dave (Maki): He's nuts.
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Dave (Maki): Dang it!
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Dave (Maki): I fell for it.
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Dave (Maki): I fell for it!
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Skyler: Oh, man.
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Skyler: We set it up too well.
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Skyler: Next.
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Skyler: And next up, we've got Quinn, who is playing Lil Sauce.
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Dave (Maki): That's right.
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Dave (Maki): We are playing Lil Source.
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Skyler: We are.
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Skyler: Who's we?
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Dave (Maki): Well, me, myself and I. Oh, the royal we.
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Dave (Maki): The voices.
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Dave (Maki): We.
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Dave (Maki): We. The royal, we.
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Skyler: Man. You know.
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Dave (Maki): No. I feel like what they call their bathroom.
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Dave (Maki): We're different.
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Dave (Maki): But we are one royal.
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Dave (Maki): We.
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Skyler: That's pretty good.
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Skyler: Um, and then last but not least, Jackson is gone.
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Skyler: He normally would be here to play des.
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Skyler: Whoa, whoa.
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Skyler: I don't know about that.
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Dave (Maki): He fell in a pile of pig manure and drown.
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Dave (Maki): What a way to go.
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Skyler: Yeah, I know right.
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Dave (Maki): Sounds like the most.
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Dave (Maki): Jackson.
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Dave (Maki): Way to go.
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Skyler: That's true.
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Skyler: That's probably true.
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Skyler: Uh, so taking his place for tonight until we can resurrect
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Skyler: him, uh, with a resurrection spell, which we all know and
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Skyler: have practiced many times.
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Skyler: Right, guys?
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Skyler: We've been practicing anyway to take over for him tonight.
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Skyler: We've got our fan favorite, Connor, who?
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Skyler: You guys have remembered.
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Dave (Maki): That we have not voted.
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Skyler: Hey, you're not the fans.
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Skyler: You're the cast.
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Dave (Maki): There's been no polls.
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Skyler: Oh, yeah.
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Skyler: You haven't seen them.
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Dave (Maki): It's been established.
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Dave (Maki): I'm the fan favorite.
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Skyler: They're on really obscure social media.
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Dave (Maki): The only character that has been
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Dave (Maki): recognized by a single fan was
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Dave (Maki): Mika.
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Skyler: That's true.
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Skyler: That is true.
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Skyler: Mika's got the shout out.
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Skyler: Uh, so Connor, obviously having
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Skyler: played a couple of our NPCs in
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Skyler: the past, including King
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Skyler: Fortuna's himself as well as
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Skyler: judge.
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Skyler: The judge uh, dim dim.
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Skyler: Dim.
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Skyler: Dim.
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Skyler: Dim.
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Dave (Maki): From the.
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Skyler: There you go.
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Skyler: Yes.
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Dave (Maki): All. All of your guest NPCs.
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Dave (Maki): Who's been your favorite?
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Dave (Maki): I really I, I liked King for Tunis, but I really think I made
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Dave (Maki): a dumb decision to just fight everybody at once with him.
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Dave (Maki): So it was probably really dumb.
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Dave (Maki): I also.
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Skyler: To be fair, that's exactly what I wanted you to do.
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Dave (Maki): For. That fight was hilarious,
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Dave (Maki): where we all just walked for the
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Dave (Maki): first time.
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Dave (Maki): That was on us for setting up this like, okay, you can only go
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Dave (Maki): like fifty feet, but you're like two hundred feet apart.
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Dave (Maki): That doesn't.
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Skyler: Always.
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Dave (Maki): Activate combat walking.
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Skyler: Yes. Skyler doesn't always
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Skyler: calculate his his combat
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Skyler: distance.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, it's just like in a Dragon
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Ball episode where the yelling
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): for the first like two rounds of
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): combat.
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Skyler: That's how we get more content.
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Skyler: More content.
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Dave (Maki): Like in Avengers.
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Cameron (Rorick): Endgame, where they're like all up here on the sides of the
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Cameron (Rorick): battlefield, and they start running at each other.
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Cameron (Rorick): But instead of like within five
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Cameron (Rorick): seconds of meeting each other,
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Cameron (Rorick): it's like a full minute of them
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Cameron (Rorick): just running and cameras cutting
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Cameron (Rorick): back.
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Dave (Maki): And forth between the two that we.
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Skyler: Should do a cut of that.
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Skyler: And then just, yeah, just basically replay them running.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): It's like the Monty Python bit.
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Skyler: Yes.
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Dave (Maki): Yeah.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Sir Lancelot on the clash together.
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Skyler: So which one would you say is your favourite?
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Dave (Maki): I think King Fortune is probably.
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Skyler: Oh, okay.
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Skyler: Okay. You like that one?
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Dave (Maki): But I did kind of like being the
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Dave (Maki): judge because I was kind of in a
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Dave (Maki): unique position where you were
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Dave (Maki): incredibly unjust.
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Dave (Maki): I had no clue what was going on.
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Skyler: To be fair, you did let a murderer get away.
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Dave (Maki): I mean, hey.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's his lawyer's.
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Dave (Maki): Fault.
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Dave (Maki): That's.
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Skyler: His lawyers were also murderers.
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Dave (Maki): I was not presented with, like, hard hitting evidence.
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Dave (Maki): And you gotta be.
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Dave (Maki): It's gotta be innocent till proven guilty.
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Dave (Maki): Yeah, yeah, it was a bench trial.
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Dave (Maki): It was the judge's decision.
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Dave (Maki): There was no jury.
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Skyler: There was a there was a jury.
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Skyler: They did deliberate.
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Skyler: But you got to choose the punishment.
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Dave (Maki): Yeah. Oh yeah.
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Dave (Maki): Well, never mind then.
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Dave (Maki): I guess it was kind of partially on me, too.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, you.
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Cameron (Rorick): Delivered a fine punishment.
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Cameron (Rorick): And then twitchy, swiftly ignored my pleading.
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Cameron (Rorick): The, uh, twenty twenty?
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Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
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Dave (Maki): Twenty eighth amendment.
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Skyler: Trust me, I had to do a lot of editing because.
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Skyler: Oh, no, I remember I listened to.
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Cameron (Rorick): That episode and I was like, it sounds weird.
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Skyler: Oh, it's gonna trust me when I
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Skyler: say it's gonna sound even
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Skyler: weirder in the next episode,
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Skyler: because I only had, I think
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Skyler: three people from you guys that
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Skyler: had said the twenty eighth and
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Skyler: two new people said the twenty
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Skyler: eighth or sorry, the wrong
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Skyler: number.
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Skyler: And I just used you guys's.
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Skyler: Twenty eight.
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Skyler: So like, there will be a part
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Skyler: where, uh, I think the judge
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Skyler: says, are you sure you want to
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Skyler: plead the.
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Skyler: And then you just hear Dave say,
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Skyler: yeah, no, I remember the twenty
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Skyler: eighth.
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Cameron (Rorick): I listened to that episode and it was weird.
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Skyler: Yeah. Fair enough.
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Skyler: It's what I had to work with.
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Skyler: So with that being said, we're gonna jump into another episode
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Skyler: of Criminals of Isla Numis.
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Skyler: All right.
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Skyler: You guys have fought your way through Dusk Walker Tower to
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Skyler: make it to this point.
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Skyler: At the top of the stairs, you
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Skyler: see a pair of ornate double
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Skyler: doors.
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Skyler: Tapestries of Alexandria, dusk.
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Skyler: Walker, representative of all of
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Skyler: her different businesses, kind
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Skyler: of cover the walls leading up to
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Skyler: this door.
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Skyler: At the doorway, you see some ornate statues of Alexandria
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Skyler: Dusk Walker sitting on either side of it.
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Skyler: One of them tells only truth.
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Skyler: And what?
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Skyler: No, I'm totally kidding.
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Skyler: Um, no. The door is right directly in front of you.
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Fatty (Keto): So didn't we unlock a door?
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Fatty (Keto): And now there's another door behind the door.
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Skyler: Oh, no. If you unlock the door,
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Skyler: then I guess the unlocked door
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Skyler: is just sitting there in front
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Skyler: of you.
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Fatty (Keto): Yeah, we need to take the rock and maybe do some leveling up.
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Dave (Maki): What?
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Dave (Maki): What?
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh.
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Dave (Maki): Yeah, we're right here.
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Fatty (Keto): See, my voice is back because.
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Cameron (Rorick): My tonsils are.
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Dave (Maki): Good.
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Fatty (Keto): Yeah, your tonsils are right here.
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Fatty (Keto): So glad your.
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Skyler: Tonsils grew back.
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Fatty (Keto): I'm sitting here at eighteen health.
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Fatty (Keto): I am getting messed up by the littlest of things.
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Dave (Maki): Do you need a heel?
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Fatty (Keto): I mean, you could rub me down.
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Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Okay. How about no?
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Cameron (Rorick): And instead, frog does.
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Fatty (Keto): Frog. I'll tell you.
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Fatty (Keto): Frog. Okay.
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Cameron (Rorick): I tossed frog at him to cast cure wounds on him.
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Skyler: Oh, okay.
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Skyler: When the.
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Cameron (Rorick): For the.
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Fatty (Keto): eight.
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Cameron (Rorick): Plus my spell casting.
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Fatty (Keto): Is it really?
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Cameron (Rorick): Well, cure wounds is the one that's more because I have to
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Cameron (Rorick): physically touch him.
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Skyler: Oh, okay.
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Skyler: But then you didn't.
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Skyler: Because you just threw your little robot creature is.
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Cameron (Rorick): I'm standing right next to him.
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Cameron (Rorick): I just I just you.
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Skyler: Just.
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Dave (Maki): Added.
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Cameron (Rorick): Aesthetically flavor. Sure. Half frog.
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Cameron (Rorick): Do it instead.
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Skyler: All right.
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Skyler: You throw frog over frog gives you a big hug and says.
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Cameron (Rorick): And you heal.
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Skyler: six six health.
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Skyler: There you go.
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Skyler: You've just healed six health and the door still stands in
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Skyler: front of you unopened.
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Skyler: Oh, there's a door right here.
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Cameron (Rorick): Well, do you you do the honors, des?
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Dave (Maki): I guess des goes up to the door.
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Dave (Maki): Do you just.
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Dave (Maki): Is there handles on the.
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Skyler: Yeah, it's already been unlocked.
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Dave (Maki): Oh yeah.
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Skyler: Just I believe that's what I don't know.
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Skyler: Kato told me.
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Fatty (Keto): He was going to have it locked.
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Fatty (Keto): I don't know because I thought my.
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Dave (Maki): Yeah.
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Fatty (Keto): I rang a.
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Dave (Maki): Bell to the door.
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Skyler: That was. Oh. Well. Okay, so you would have rang that bell.
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Skyler: You guys would have gone through that door, gone upstairs.
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Skyler: This is the door.
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Fatty (Keto): Okay, so there was a.
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Skyler: But it's unlocked.
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Fatty (Keto): Something behind the door.
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Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, right.
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Fatty (Keto): We opened with the bell.
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Fatty (Keto): Yeah. Yes.
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Fatty (Keto): Oh, okay.
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Skyler: So with that being said, door's unlocked.
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Skyler: Okay.
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Skyler: So, des, you're opening it.
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Dave (Maki): Yes, yes.
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Dave (Maki): Des is opening the door.
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Skyler: All right, you open the door and beyond it.
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Skyler: It's dark in here.
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Skyler: Uh, okay.
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Skyler: Yes.
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Skyler: Who has dark vision?
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Dave (Maki): I think I do, I think des is the only one that doesn't.
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Skyler: Well, any of the probably any of the kenku minus Dave because
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Skyler: he's a shadow.
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Cameron (Rorick): You and little sauce don't.
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Skyler: So actually only two of you don't.
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Dave (Maki): Okay that's alright.
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Dave (Maki): Doesn't just jump onto your back.
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Dave (Maki): He'll just jump on.
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Dave (Maki): He'll just sit on his shoulder like a little parrot.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Little little little bro little.
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Cameron (Rorick): Actually that you can do that.
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Cameron (Rorick): I'm on gurdy.
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Cameron (Rorick): I'm on my giant goat.
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Dave (Maki): He's either latching on like Yoda or he's sitting on his
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Dave (Maki): shoulder like a parrot.
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Cameron (Rorick): You can sit behind me on my giant goat.
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Cameron (Rorick): Sure.
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Dave (Maki): He'll just hop on gurdy.
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Cameron (Rorick): Gurdy.
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Skyler: You're on behind the goat anyway.
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Skyler: Okay, so those of you with
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Skyler: Darkvision, it's pretty dark in
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Skyler: here.
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Skyler: So those without you're not seeing a lot.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): In front of me.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Kind of.
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Skyler: Yeah. A little bit of light from this.
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Skyler: This hallway or stairway, uh,
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Skyler: kind of illuminates into it a
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Skyler: little bit.
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Skyler: So you don't, but you don't see much those windows.
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Skyler: Well, I'm getting tonight.
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Skyler: Those who do have dark vision inside is a large secretarial
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Skyler: desk with a wall behind it.
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Skyler: But you can see there are gaps on either side of the wall so
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Skyler: that you could go around it.
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Skyler: But this is sort of a greeting
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Skyler: spot for anyone who's coming
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Skyler: into this, because this doubles
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Skyler: both as an office and allegedly
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Skyler: based on what you're told by the
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Skyler: architect who hired you to do
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Skyler: this, that there's also a
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Skyler: penthouse like a living space
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Skyler: here.
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Skyler: But right now, all you see is just a wall.
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Skyler: And then this big secretarial wooden wooden, but like with a
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Skyler: nice varnish so that it like, almost glints off any light that
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Skyler: is coming through.
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Skyler: Um, there's a, an office chair,
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Skyler: there's, I almost said there's a
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Skyler: computer, there's not a
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Skyler: computer.
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Skyler: Um, but there is definitely some
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Skyler: writing materials and a bowl of
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Skyler: candy.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Does anybody see anything in here?
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Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Marcie, you should grab that pull tag there.
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Cameron (Rorick): We need a number.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Not anything.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): I can start a fire, you know, like.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, let me see if her.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Let me check her appointment schedule.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): See if she's free.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): I go and I look over at see if she has if the secretary left,
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): uh, the schedule book.
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Skyler: Oh, that's a good point.
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Skyler: Uh, it says on her schedule book.
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Skyler: It only really outlines the, the working hours.
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Skyler: And so it shows that she had a few meetings throughout the day,
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Skyler: but at about five p m, it just kind of cuts things off.
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Skyler: Um, this is this is Alexandria dusk, Walker's personal time.
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Skyler: And she doesn't use the the secretarial, whoever she has as
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Skyler: a secretary, she doesn't use, uh, during that time or personal
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Skyler: assistant or whatever you want to call it.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): I put her book, that book in my bag.
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Skyler: Okay. Very nice.
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Skyler: Just in case it's got her future stuff on it to.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Turn the lights on.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): But if I take her future stuff,
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): she might not make the
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): appointment.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's a good.
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Skyler: Point.
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Skyler: That's a very good point.
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Skyler: Maybe.
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Skyler: Maybe the the personal assistant has a backup or something.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Um, she she's not, like,
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): standing in the corner watching
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): us.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): dresses.
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Skyler: You do not see her stand?
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Skyler: I mean, you definitely don't.
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Skyler: But the rest of you also don't
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Skyler: see her standing in that area at
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Skyler: all.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): I wonder if she's still here burning the midnight oil.
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Cameron (Rorick): Um, I don't see her.
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Skyler: There are sconces along the wall
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Skyler: that you could light up if you
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Skyler: wanted to.
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Skyler: Or of course, you're more than welcome to creating kind of
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Skyler: magical light to help light up the area as well.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Can I just like the place on fire?
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Cameron (Rorick): You?
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Skyler: If you tell me what you're
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Skyler: lighting on fire, you certainly
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Skyler: could.
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Skyler: MM.
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Dave (Maki): But we might.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Lose our element of surprise.
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Cameron (Rorick): Torches. Nope. Okay.
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Dave (Maki): We're sitting on a we're sitting
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Dave (Maki): on, like, a five hundred pound,
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Dave (Maki): uh, goat.
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Quinn (Lil Sauce): Goat.
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Skyler: Goat.
13:19
Dave (Maki): I got a two hundred pound, you know, massive, flammable fur and
13:24
Dave (Maki): fat oils, you see.
13:25
Skyler: Very good.
13:26
Skyler: That's a very good point.
13:27
Dave (Maki): I mean, he can't say that, but
13:29
Dave (Maki): I'm just, you know,
13:29
Dave (Maki): brainstorming.
13:30
Dave (Maki): Pull out a torch and light it.
13:31
Skyler: You're drawing a picture of a goat.
13:33
Skyler: Equals two hundred L.B..
13:36
Dave (Maki): And this is when I turn on the torch.
13:38
Dave (Maki): Well, it's dark and I like the torch.
13:40
Dave (Maki): And I turn around and I look and
13:42
Dave (Maki): I see this horrible drawing and
13:44
Dave (Maki): go, what.
13:45
Dave (Maki): In the world did you draw, des?
13:48
Dave (Maki): Also, here's your torch.
13:50
Skyler: He gives you a torch.
13:51
Skyler: Do you like is it lit?
13:52
Skyler: Yeah.
13:52
Skyler: Okay.
13:53
Skyler: It's a lit torch.
13:54
Skyler: You can now see.
13:56
Skyler: I mean, as far as like firelight goes, you know.
13:58
Skyler: And the key thing to keep in
14:00
Skyler: mind here is that there's a wall
14:01
Skyler: behind the secretary's office
14:03
Skyler: that's blocking view from
14:03
Skyler: anything that might be behind
14:05
Skyler: it.
14:05
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm going to use my eye for detail.
14:07
Skyler: Okay. What is that.
14:08
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Ability?
14:08
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Um, it's ability once per long rest, you can.
14:12
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I haven't used it since for a long time.
14:13
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Sure, sure.
14:14
Dave (Maki): You used it in the last room.
14:16
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh I didn't.
14:17
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Did he?
14:18
Quinn (Lil Sauce): You one hundred percent.
14:20
Quinn (Lil Sauce): No, I didn't know.
14:21
Skyler: I didn't tell me what it does.
14:22
Skyler: So I can remember.
14:24
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I can spot a hidden creature object with advantage.
14:27
Skyler: This does sound familiar.
14:28
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I don't think I did.
14:30
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I think you used it when we last time.
14:33
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Was that guy with the rack.
14:35
Quinn (Lil Sauce): The fat guy.
14:35
Dave (Maki): You used it in the room with the the first trap room to figure
14:39
Dave (Maki): out how to beat the trap.
14:41
Dave (Maki): And then you're the one who saw the three levers.
14:45
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, never mind.
14:45
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm not going to do that.
14:46
Dave (Maki): Okay, but there's a wall.
14:48
Dave (Maki): Is it like a physical wall?
14:49
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I don't walk around it.
14:50
Skyler: Yeah, I was gonna say you can walk around.
14:52
Skyler: Okay, monkey, you walk around it.
14:54
Skyler: Whoa!
14:54
Dave (Maki): Weird monkey.
14:55
Dave (Maki): Go.
14:56
Skyler: You see, as you round the.
14:58
Skyler: Are you going through the right or the left side?
15:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): The right.
15:01
Skyler: The right.
15:02
Skyler: Okay, so you come out the right side.
15:04
Skyler: What you see immediately in
15:05
Skyler: front of you is the sort of more
15:07
Skyler: living space of this condo,
15:09
Skyler: basically.
15:10
Skyler: You see, uh, so straight back the far, the long wall on the
15:14
Skyler: far end, um, is there's no wall.
15:16
Skyler: It's just a big window that
15:18
Skyler: looks out upon the city of
15:20
Skyler: island.
15:20
Skyler: You're in a very tall building tower.
15:23
Skyler: And so obviously at the top, you
15:25
Skyler: know, you want a really cool
15:26
Skyler: view.
15:26
Skyler: This is a pretty cool view that just looks out upon pretty much
15:30
Skyler: the entirety of the city, or at least a good half of it.
15:33
Skyler: You can see, you know, the speckles of lights coming out of
15:36
Skyler: the various houses and other buildings in the area.
15:39
Skyler: Um, you can even see like some vehicles that are passing around
15:43
Skyler: outside down on the roads.
15:45
Skyler: But as far as what's inside this room.
15:47
Skyler: Uh, so immediately in front of
15:49
Skyler: you, you see a bed and a dresser
15:51
Skyler: a little bit more towards the
15:53
Skyler: other side.
15:54
Skyler: You're looking at like a small kitchenette area.
15:58
Skyler: And then kind of what looks like her personal office.
16:00
Skyler: There is a display case with a variety of different items
16:05
Skyler: inside of it.
16:06
Skyler: There is obviously a desk of her own, um, with a variety of
16:10
Skyler: different compartments and things along those lines.
16:14
Skyler: And yeah, that's pretty much the gist of what you see in here.
16:18
Skyler: Roll me a perception check.
16:22
Skyler: Added twenty and added twenty.
16:24
Skyler: Dang.
16:24
Skyler: Okay.
16:25
Skyler: Uh, a key thing that you notice in addition, in this room, on
16:29
Skyler: the bed, you see, there is sort of a pair or a sort of a lump in
16:37
Skyler: underneath the blanket.
16:40
Skyler: It's a long oblong lump that takes up a good third center
16:44
Skyler: section of the bed.
16:45
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Guys, you're never gonna believe this.
16:47
Quinn (Lil Sauce): She sleeps with a body pillow.
16:51
Skyler: Is it an anime.
16:53
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Body.
16:53
Skyler: Bill?
16:53
Dave (Maki): Look.
16:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): But actually, that's her.
16:56
Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's her condo over there.
16:58
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Like, it's not just an office.
16:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Like she lives here or something.
17:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I think she's asleep in the other room.
17:03
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Let's go stab.
17:03
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Her.
17:04
Connor (Dez): What?
17:05
Connor (Dez): Okay.
17:06
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I mean, that's what we're here for, isn't it?
17:07
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What do you mean?
17:08
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What, are we supposed to negotiate with her?
17:11
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Or is it just the, uh.
17:12
Dave (Maki): She might offer us more money to not kill her.
17:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh.
17:16
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Uh, the standard in bash.
17:24
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah, just a bunch of bars of soap.
17:27
Connor (Dez): Like Full Metal Jacket.
17:28
Connor (Dez): Like, are they just tied him down to the bed.
17:31
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Some of us grab the covers from both sides.
17:33
Quinn (Lil Sauce): We hold her down and.
17:36
Dave (Maki): And and.
17:38
Connor (Dez): Des just draws his bow and.
17:40
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Arrow.
17:41
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Des just starts stacking.
17:43
Quinn (Lil Sauce): His.
17:45
Connor (Dez): Just at the ready.
17:45
Connor (Dez): Yeah.
17:46
Dave (Maki): I pull out two daggers and I'm holding them.
17:49
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Out of an abundance of caution.
17:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Quito is going to put on his helmet and then proceed to stand
17:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): over the lump with glaive drawn.
17:56
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Okay, okay.
17:57
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I have a feeling this isn't actually her.
17:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Let's don't.
18:00
Dave (Maki): Be.
18:00
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Ridiculous.
18:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Let's let's let's sneak in that quiet like.
18:04
Connor (Dez): Oh, I thought we were.
18:05
Connor (Dez): I was gonna say, like everybody was already surrounding the bed.
18:08
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Okay. All right.
18:10
Skyler: And then what do you what do you do?
18:11
Dave (Maki): What are you holding?
18:12
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I gesture to source and to des.
18:16
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I point out, you guys, I'm like,
18:18
Quinn (Lil Sauce): say no questioningly, making a
18:22
Quinn (Lil Sauce): stabbing motion.
18:23
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I point at like you stab or you stab.
18:27
Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's what I'm trying to say.
18:28
Skyler: You see?
18:29
Skyler: You see, Cato's like with his horned helmet of the Minotaur
18:33
Skyler: leaned over, ready to, I guess just like, charge the bed.
18:37
Dave (Maki): I don't know if he necessarily needs to charge.
18:40
Skyler: Oh, you just have it on.
18:41
Dave (Maki): Just have it on.
18:42
Dave (Maki): Because it does also offer, like, an AC thing.
18:44
Skyler: Oh, yeah.
18:44
Skyler: Okay. Roderick, you had a couple of daggers out and ready.
18:48
Skyler: Uh, des has his bow and arrow ready to go.
18:51
Connor (Dez): He can't exactly point at himself and say, I'm gonna stab,
18:53
Connor (Dez): because that means he lets.
18:55
Skyler: The arrow at himself.
18:56
Connor (Dez): Already he's drawn the arrow and
18:58
Connor (Dez): then he's like, oh yeah, I'm
18:59
Connor (Dez): gonna stab.
19:00
Connor (Dez): And as he does this, he lets go of the arrow.
19:04
Connor (Dez): So I can't exactly articulate what.
19:06
Dave (Maki): I just gotta, I'm, I got my, uh, staff out.
19:09
Skyler: Okay. To, to bash or to cast the bash.
19:13
Dave (Maki): You know, it's like using a stick to beat a. Yeah.
19:15
Dave (Maki): Carpet in the air.
19:16
Dave (Maki): You know.
19:16
Skyler: He's gonna clean these sheets.
19:18
Skyler: Oh, this is.
19:19
Dave (Maki): Totally gonna be one of those Lord of the rings scene where
19:21
Dave (Maki): stabbing a bunch of pillows.
19:22
Dave (Maki): Okay, we all know as players what we're about to do.
19:26
Dave (Maki): You know what des just writes on his chalkboard?
19:28
Dave (Maki): Nerd.
19:29
Dave (Maki): Well, you have a bow and arrow drawn.
19:31
Dave (Maki): You're gonna write on your whiteboard.
19:33
Dave (Maki): This is multi-talented, and he's
19:35
Dave (Maki): gonna race it real quick for
19:36
Dave (Maki): everyone else.
19:37
Dave (Maki): He's just gonna write boo this man, and then put an arrow that
19:39
Dave (Maki): points to him.
19:43
Dave (Maki): I like des even more.
19:46
Dave (Maki): Where does he keep his chalkboard, by the way?
19:48
Dave (Maki): We know.
19:49
Dave (Maki): Ask. Okay, cool.
19:50
Dave (Maki): I envision it's like a necklace.
19:52
Dave (Maki): Probably in his very jacket with many pockets.
19:55
Skyler: If Jackson were here, he would say.
19:56
Skyler: I clench it between my butt cheeks.
19:58
Dave (Maki): Well, Jackson's not here.
20:00
Skyler: So he's not.
20:01
Dave (Maki): He's gone.
20:02
Dave (Maki): We're here right now.
20:04
Dave (Maki): Right here.
20:05
Dave (Maki): It's our time.
20:06
Dave (Maki): It's his.
20:07
Dave (Maki): Connor's time right now.
20:10
Dave (Maki): Right now.
20:12
Dave (Maki): Okay.
20:13
Dave (Maki): All right, Rocky, give us a count.
20:16
Quinn (Lil Sauce): All right, give a count.
20:17
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Count down.
20:18
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Three.
20:19
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Two, one.
20:19
Quinn (Lil Sauce): And I yanked the covers.
20:21
Skyler: Got everybody rolling.
20:22
Skyler: Attack!
20:23
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Stab stab stab stab stab with advantage.
20:26
Dave (Maki): Oh, I'm going to be rolling a lot of smite.
20:28
Dave (Maki): Oh my goodness.
20:30
Dave (Maki): Eighteen was my lowest.
20:31
Skyler: Eighteen was your lowest.
20:31
Skyler: Okay. Nineteen nineteen okay, okay.
20:34
Skyler: I'm gonna assume that des just is the first to shoot, assuming
20:39
Skyler: he hits, which I'm guessing.
20:40
Dave (Maki): You don't want that one.
20:41
Dave (Maki): Yeah, I got a nineteen nineteen.
20:44
Skyler: Okay. Twelve twelve.
20:46
Quinn (Lil Sauce): He was confused on the plan.
20:47
Quinn (Lil Sauce): So he is just currently holding the covers down.
20:50
Skyler: Hey, you know what?
20:51
Skyler: That's fair, that's fair.
20:53
Skyler: That could come into play.
20:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): So he got a that would probably be a strength chest.
20:57
Skyler: Yes. But I'll give it a second before I do that.
21:00
Dave (Maki): So it hit I, I rolled a nineteen with the d20 and then I rolled a
21:03
Dave (Maki): six with the d8.
21:04
Skyler: Okay, I'm getting to the damage here in a moment.
21:06
Skyler: He's just saying.
21:07
Dave (Maki): Who will hit.
21:08
Skyler: I hit so assuming that des shot
21:12
Skyler: first because I, I I'm guessing
21:14
Skyler: that the rest of you don't want
21:16
Skyler: to.
21:17
Dave (Maki): I don't want to get in the way of a flying.
21:19
Dave (Maki): error.
21:19
Skyler: I'm guessing that the rest of you don't want to.
21:20
Skyler: Yeah.
21:21
Skyler: Jump in the way of a flying arrow and get shot dead.
21:24
Skyler: Shoots first, and then as the
21:26
Skyler: arrow slams into the bed, the
21:28
Skyler: rest of you, with your various
21:29
Skyler: sharp objects start jumping or
21:31
Skyler: blunt.
21:32
Skyler: I guess in the case of little sauce, start stabbing and
21:35
Skyler: thumping and out.
21:37
Skyler: Fly a bunch of feathers.
21:39
Skyler: That's right, I did, you guys, I pulled it, I pulled a prancing
21:43
Skyler: pony on you.
21:45
Dave (Maki): But she's made of feathers.
21:47
Skyler: You find underneath the covers.
21:50
Skyler: Murder most foul.
21:51
Skyler: Marcie pulls back the covers and
21:53
Skyler: you find a bunch of pillows
21:56
Skyler: underneath.
21:57
Skyler: All of a sudden.
21:59
Dave (Maki): Uh, the pillows become sentient.
22:01
Skyler: A high pitched voice suddenly
22:04
Skyler: penetrates the darkened room as
22:06
Skyler: you hear.
22:08
Alexandria Duskwalker: Whoops. Sorry, I can't come to the assassination right now.
22:14
Alexandria Duskwalker: I'm actually at a prior engagement.
22:17
Alexandria Duskwalker: My sincerest apologies.
22:19
Alexandria Duskwalker: You put in a lot of effort in order to get this far.
22:23
Alexandria Duskwalker: And I hate to disappoint you, but unfortunately, I'm at
22:28
Alexandria Duskwalker: another meeting right now.
22:31
Alexandria Duskwalker: I'm sure you're probably representatives from the Thieves
22:34
Alexandria Duskwalker: Guild, so feel free to loot what you want from this room.
22:37
Alexandria Duskwalker: The trinkets mean very little to
22:39
Alexandria Duskwalker: me as I prepare to move on to
22:42
Alexandria Duskwalker: the next world, so feel free to
22:45
Alexandria Duskwalker: look around.
22:46
Alexandria Duskwalker: Feel free to loot the place.
22:47
Alexandria Duskwalker: I won't be seeing you guys again.
22:50
Alexandria Duskwalker: Alexandria.
22:51
Alexandria Duskwalker: Dusk.
22:51
Alexandria Duskwalker: Walker signing out.
22:53
Dave (Maki): You are the chosen one.
22:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh.
22:55
Dave (Maki): Can I look beyond the giant obvious curtain?
22:58
Skyler: Giant obvious.
22:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Curtain.
22:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): There's a window.
23:00
Skyler: Yeah, there's a window.
23:01
Dave (Maki): Like the Wizard of Oz.
23:02
Dave (Maki): Oh, yeah.
23:04
Dave (Maki): Pay no mind to the.
23:05
Dave (Maki): The lady behind the curtain.
23:09
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What?
23:09
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I open my satchel and look at her appointment book.
23:13
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Where's she at?
23:15
Skyler: I Like I said it.
23:16
Skyler: Does it have ascending in there anyway?
23:19
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, it must be a personal appointment.
23:21
Skyler: She's a chosen one.
23:22
Skyler: No, we're the chosen one.
23:24
Skyler: No, we definitely weren't.
23:25
Skyler: Uh, I don't know about that.
23:27
Skyler: Jim said we were the chosen.
23:29
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Who schedules their coffee breaks.
23:33
Skyler: And there's, like, multiple coffee breaks, and each one is.
23:35
Skyler: It's labeled a different kind of coffee.
23:38
Skyler: To be fair, the only one that's not the chosen one is des.
23:41
Skyler: True.
23:42
Skyler: He did act.
23:43
Skyler: Well, hold on, he tried.
23:45
Skyler: He tried and failed, but they didn't.
23:47
Skyler: Oh, yeah, that's right.
23:48
Skyler: They did ask him up.
23:49
Skyler: That's true.
23:49
Skyler: Yeah.
23:50
Skyler: And they said he wasn't the
23:52
Skyler: chosen one, but they said he
23:53
Skyler: wasn't right.
23:54
Skyler: Yeah.
23:54
Skyler: There's something wrong.
23:55
Skyler: He's not the chosen one.
23:56
Skyler: Yeah.
23:57
Skyler: He caused a whole sorry problem.
23:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, that would make a bit of sense.
24:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): She did mention moving on to another world.
24:04
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Should we go to the Ascension ceremony?
24:06
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, she did let us.
24:08
Quinn (Lil Sauce): She said we could take whatever we wanted.
24:11
Dave (Maki): Yeah, maybe there's something valuable.
24:12
Skyler: Clearly, she's not coming back.
24:14
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm gonna check out what's.
24:15
Skyler: I mean, your treehouse was nice, but.
24:17
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I think we ruined all these pillows.
24:19
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, those were nice.
24:20
Skyler: They were nice pillows.
24:22
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm gonna start searching the rooms.
24:23
Skyler: Okay. Are there any nice hats?
24:25
Skyler: There are nice hats.
24:26
Skyler: In fact, there is a glass display case.
24:30
Skyler: And on the bottom section, there's actually a brilliant
24:36
Skyler: velvet with gold trim.
24:38
Skyler: Fat cap.
24:40
Skyler: Uh, you've not seen one this
24:41
Skyler: ornate in the massive boxes that
24:44
Skyler: you've either obtained or
24:46
Skyler: rummaged through.
24:47
Skyler: I want it.
24:48
Skyler: Okay.
24:49
Skyler: Really nice.
24:53
Skyler: There we go.
24:53
Skyler: There you go.
24:54
Skyler: Uh, the display case just opens.
24:56
Skyler: I mean, there's, there's, uh, four tiers.
24:59
Skyler: So on the lowest tier, there's
25:01
Skyler: the brilliant velvet with gold
25:03
Skyler: trim, fat cap, uh, on the second
25:06
Skyler: or second to bottom tier is a
25:08
Skyler: velvet pillow with three ornate
25:11
Skyler: glass butterflies.
25:13
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I take the pillow.
25:15
Skyler: Okay. You snag.
25:16
Skyler: You take the pillow.
25:17
Skyler: What do you do?
25:17
Skyler: Do you, like, let the
25:18
Skyler: butterflies just fall to the
25:20
Skyler: floor?
25:20
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Or are.
25:21
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What are these things?
25:23
Skyler: Like?
25:24
Skyler: Earrings.
25:25
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I put them in my pocket.
25:26
Skyler: Oh, okay.
25:27
Skyler: So you take those two.
25:27
Skyler: All right, mark that down.
25:29
Skyler: Um, on the third tier shelf, you have a carved mask that's
25:34
Skyler: painted like a clown.
25:37
Skyler: Ooh.
25:38
Skyler: Okay, you pass over that one and ignore it.
25:40
Skyler: Um, and then on the top one, there's a single familiar vial
25:46
Skyler: with a slightly glowing green fluid inside that reminds you a
25:53
Skyler: lot of the euphoria drug.
25:56
Connor (Dez): Oh, yeah.
25:56
Connor (Dez): Des grabs the euphoria.
25:58
Connor (Dez): Des grabs the drugs.
26:00
Skyler: Des des grabs the vial of of euphoria.
26:03
Skyler: Aside from the glass display case, there's also a bookshelf.
26:06
Skyler: And then there is her desk.
26:09
Skyler: It's a very grand, very ornate
26:11
Skyler: wooden desk, but I light it on
26:13
Skyler: fire.
26:13
Fatty (Keto): So quickly goes to blow it out.
26:17
Skyler: Okay, uh.
26:19
Fatty (Keto): Key pry open a drawer if he can.
26:21
Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
26:22
Skyler: You.
26:22
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I thought that'd be the best word opener.
26:24
Skyler: You leave it singed.
26:25
Skyler: But what, he's able to put it out quickly enough.
26:28
Quinn (Lil Sauce): You were.
26:28
Skyler: You're serious?
26:30
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I it looked like it was hard to get into.
26:31
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I thought I'd just burn the eggs.
26:33
Skyler: You know, this explains a lot of
26:34
Skyler: the fire burns around your
26:36
Skyler: house.
26:37
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I do like fire.
26:38
Skyler: That's fair.
26:38
Skyler: You live in a tree.
26:40
Fatty (Keto): Full of horse semen?
26:41
Skyler: Not anymore.
26:44
Skyler: You you quickly, like, rummage through.
26:46
Skyler: Why did you sound a little too happy about that?
26:48
Skyler: I, I just thought it was funny.
26:50
Skyler: Um, you rummage around this desk
26:53
Skyler: and you find there are three
26:54
Skyler: locked shelves.
26:56
Skyler: Otherwise, everything else is
26:57
Skyler: open, but there's just not
26:58
Skyler: really.
26:59
Skyler: I mean, you know, you.
27:00
Fatty (Keto): Yeah. He's going to just start
27:02
Fatty (Keto): hacking at it, assuming it's a
27:03
Fatty (Keto): wooden desk.
27:05
Skyler: Uh, well, okay, let me ask you this.
27:06
Skyler: Do you hack at lock shelf number one.
27:09
Skyler: Number two or number three?
27:11
Fatty (Keto): Number three.
27:12
Skyler: Number three.
27:13
Skyler: All right, roll me an athletics check.
27:16
Fatty (Keto): Oh, good thing I'm an athlete.
27:18
Skyler: Do do you see me as an athlete?
27:20
Skyler: No.
27:20
Fatty (Keto): Like I always said, the exact same time.
27:22
Skyler: I see me as an athlete.
27:24
Fatty (Keto): Oh, no. Sixteen a.
27:26
Skyler: sixteen.
27:27
Skyler: Okay, you take your.
27:30
Fatty (Keto): Clothes, Glaive.
27:31
Skyler: Oh, you're using your.
27:32
Skyler: Yeah, probably.
27:33
Fatty (Keto): Probably Glaive.
27:34
Skyler: You just grab the handle of this and you just rip it right open.
27:38
Skyler: Yeah.
27:39
Skyler: Um, sending a bunch of gold pieces flying, scattering all
27:44
Skyler: over the floor.
27:45
Skyler: I jump on the floor.
27:46
Skyler: You were gonna burn those.
27:48
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I was just burning it open.
27:50
Connor (Dez): I mean, des can just ride on his whiteboard.
27:52
Connor (Dez): Gold burn.
27:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Don't cry about it.
27:55
Quinn (Lil Sauce): And Mark is holding up the clown mask.
27:58
Skyler: Oh, you're taking the clown mask.
28:01
Skyler: You know, that mask reminds me a lot of what Cato looked like
28:04
Skyler: before he changed into a cobalt.
28:07
Skyler: Remember, he was an elf.
28:11
Fatty (Keto): I thought we didn't have any
28:12
Fatty (Keto): recollection of our former
28:13
Fatty (Keto): selves.
28:14
Skyler: What?
28:15
Skyler: Then why would we be trying to
28:17
Skyler: go back if we couldn't remember
28:18
Skyler: the details?
28:20
Fatty (Keto): You know, I was an elf.
28:21
Skyler: I remember you were an elf.
28:23
Fatty (Keto): I was a cool elf.
28:24
Skyler: No, no, you were eating rats,
28:27
Skyler: which I did think was cool,
28:29
Skyler: actually.
28:30
Skyler: So you know what?
28:30
Skyler: I take it back.
28:31
Fatty (Keto): I was a resourceful elf.
28:33
Skyler: Fair enough.
28:33
Skyler: He's a survival elf.
28:35
Skyler: Those were the exact words he used when we saw him hunched
28:38
Skyler: over eating raw rat.
28:40
Fatty (Keto): I'm a survivor.
28:42
Skyler: Here's what I'm gonna ask.
28:43
Skyler: Who is who is currently
28:44
Skyler: scurrying around picking up
28:46
Skyler: gold?
28:46
Skyler: I'm trying to open it.
28:48
Skyler: I'm trying to open a different drawer.
28:49
Skyler: Okay. I'm gonna come back to you.
28:51
Connor (Dez): I've lost kind of a trap, so I'm not gonna.
28:53
Connor (Dez): Okay.
28:54
Fatty (Keto): You feel what?
28:55
Connor (Dez): It's probably a trap.
28:57
Fatty (Keto): I'm gonna grab a gold.
28:58
Skyler: You're gonna grab gold?
28:59
Skyler: Yeah. And you thought I didn't say you were.
29:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm trying on this mask.
29:03
Skyler: Okay, you got the mask.
29:04
Skyler: Um, you're trying the mask on.
29:06
Skyler: Uh, it fits pretty well, all things considered.
29:09
Skyler: Which is weird for the fact that it's.
29:10
Skyler: You're a you're a.
29:11
Fatty (Keto): You're a.
29:12
Skyler: Bird. Yeah.
29:12
Skyler: Can you put it on?
29:14
Skyler: And you hear a voice.
29:14
Fatty (Keto): Oh, hi. Hi, everybody.
29:16
Fatty (Keto): Hi. I'm Marky the Clown.
29:19
Dave (Maki): Yes, buddy, I got there.
29:21
Dave (Maki): Mind if I take it?
29:24
Skyler: Yes. You do notice a strange change in your voice that sounds
29:28
Skyler: a lot more clown like when you put this mask on.
29:32
Skyler: Uh, for the two of you.
29:33
Skyler: Yeah.
29:34
Connor (Dez): Can you take it off?
29:35
Connor (Dez): Is this, like the mask?
29:37
Skyler: Are you gonna start just shooting a Tommy gun?
29:43
Skyler: Um, for the two of you guys that
29:44
Skyler: are picking up gold pieces off
29:46
Skyler: the floor.
29:46
Skyler: I need you guys to roll a dexterity.
29:50
Skyler: Yeah, just do a Dex check.
29:53
Fatty (Keto): Eight.
29:53
Fatty (Keto): Uh, six.
29:54
Skyler: Wow.
29:56
Skyler: That was how much gold they were getting.
29:57
Skyler: Uh, yeah.
29:58
Skyler: Uh, eight and six.
30:01
Skyler: That's just painful.
30:02
Skyler: Uh, okay.
30:04
Skyler: Little sauce.
30:05
Skyler: You get a hundred gold pieces.
30:08
Skyler: One hundred and fifty.
30:09
Skyler: And then, kiddo, you pick up a hundred.
30:12
Skyler: And whatever else there was is lost to the room at this point.
30:17
Skyler: Fascinating.
30:18
Skyler: Yeah, it slipped through the cracks.
30:19
Skyler: It slipped through the cracks.
30:21
Quinn (Lil Sauce): It went in the carpet.
30:22
Skyler: Yeah. It went.
30:23
Skyler: He. It's just shag carpet you would get lost in.
30:26
Skyler: Why didn't you mention that first thing?
30:29
Skyler: Shag carpet.
30:30
Skyler: I feel like that's the most important thing when you ever.
30:32
Skyler: You describe a room and it has shag carpet.
30:34
Skyler: You have to describe it first.
30:36
Skyler: I should have probably described it first, just for the fact that
30:39
Skyler: little sauce is over here shooting fireballs all over.
30:41
Skyler: I mean, that would just.
30:42
Fatty (Keto): Yeah. How on earth did I get it put out so quickly if it was.
30:45
Skyler: Because he shot the desk?
30:47
Skyler: Thankfully, because if he had
30:48
Skyler: hit the floor, you'd all be dead
30:50
Skyler: right now.
30:51
Skyler: Also, also, it's shag carpet like you might be blind, but you
30:55
Skyler: know it's shag carpet.
30:56
Skyler: Fair enough, fair enough.
30:57
Skyler: You'll feel it.
30:58
Skyler: Yeah, exactly.
30:59
Skyler: You'll sink into it.
31:00
Skyler: Um, with that being said, keto, one last thing.
31:03
Skyler: As you're, uh, picking up gold
31:05
Skyler: pieces, you notice that sitting
31:07
Skyler: at the bottom of this shelf,
31:08
Skyler: there's like a sort of like a
31:10
Skyler: large pouch.
31:12
Skyler: Uh, and it has like a zipper on it.
31:15
Fatty (Keto): You will investigate.
31:16
Skyler: Okay. You pick it up and it says, uh, in very fancy sort of
31:22
Skyler: cursive like font.
31:23
Skyler: It says eternal radiance.
31:27
Quinn (Lil Sauce): He pockets it.
31:28
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, you're.
31:28
Skyler: Not gonna open it?
31:29
Fatty (Keto): HMM.
31:30
Skyler: Maybe you don't have to.
31:31
Skyler: Okay. Maybe later.
31:32
Skyler: That's fine.
31:33
Skyler: Okay.
31:33
Skyler: He's one hundred percent.
31:35
Skyler: Forgetting about.
31:35
Skyler: That because.
31:36
Skyler: He's not even writing.
31:37
Skyler: It down.
31:37
Skyler: Please write it down.
31:38
Skyler: Skyler is so excited for when you open.
31:41
Quinn (Lil Sauce): It didn't even move for his paper.
31:46
Skyler: He just went, I'm not gonna open that and never.
31:51
Skyler: Okay, so Dez is going for a second shelf.
31:54
Skyler: Is that what I heard?
31:55
Skyler: Uh oh, I've got my crowbar out.
31:58
Skyler: Oh, nice.
31:59
Skyler: Okay.
31:59
Skyler: I'm gonna pop. This baby is now going for.
32:01
Dave (Maki): The first as well.
32:02
Skyler: Do I get advantage with crowbars?
32:03
Skyler: Yeah, sure.
32:05
Skyler: I don't remember if that's a mechanic, but I like how I said
32:09
Skyler: these are all locked shelves.
32:10
Skyler: And everybody's like, oh, let me break it open.
32:12
Skyler: Uh, no. That you you can't get
32:14
Skyler: the, the crowbar like the, the,
32:16
Skyler: you can't angle it in to get a
32:18
Skyler: grip.
32:18
Skyler: It's just chipping away.
32:19
Skyler: You're just chipping the wood thieves.
32:21
Dave (Maki): Tools to try and get in there.
32:23
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Let me finish.
32:24
Dave (Maki): I use my thieves tools out.
32:26
Dave (Maki): Of the way to get.
32:27
Dave (Maki): Out of the way.
32:28
Dave (Maki): Amateur yeah, I fail.
32:30
Skyler: Okay. Uh, you use these tools and you jam the.
32:33
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Also have thieves tools.
32:35
Dave (Maki): I thought I could get it open.
32:36
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Watch, watch and learn, big boy.
32:39
Dave (Maki): That's okay.
32:40
Dave (Maki): Don't cry about it.
32:43
Skyler: I rolled an eighteen with my thieves tools.
32:45
Skyler: All right.
32:45
Skyler: Okay.
32:46
Skyler: Well, normally I would have said that was a success, but he, like
32:48
Skyler: I just said, his thieves tools.
32:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): You broke this thing open.
32:53
Skyler: Well, he didn't break it open.
32:54
Skyler: I broke.
32:54
Dave (Maki): It closed.
32:55
Skyler: He broke it closed.
32:57
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I guess we're never gonna see what's in that drawer.
33:00
Dave (Maki): I think I could light it on fire.
33:01
Quinn (Lil Sauce): No.
33:02
Skyler: I mean, before you leave.
33:03
Skyler: You know why not?
33:05
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Just like the whole room on fire.
33:06
Dave (Maki): Yes, I can put Ray of frost on it.
33:08
Dave (Maki): Freeze it.
33:09
Dave (Maki): Then we can bash it and it will break.
33:11
Quinn (Lil Sauce): The amount of locks I've actually.
33:14
Skyler: Broken.
33:14
Skyler: Drawn.
33:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Using that technique is baffles me.
33:18
Dave (Maki): I would like to be.
33:19
Skyler: Hold on, hold on.
33:19
Skyler: Before you do you know you're going for the first one?
33:22
Skyler: Yes, yes.
33:23
Skyler: Okay.
33:23
Dave (Maki): Another athletics check?
33:24
Dave (Maki): We're just brute force.
33:26
Skyler: Sure.
33:26
Dave (Maki): And I don't even know if I have thieves tools.
33:30
Dave (Maki): Hey, I finally rolled the halfway decent twenty seven
33:33
Dave (Maki): twenty seven point oh.
33:34
Skyler: Yeah, you jam your your glaive into it.
33:37
Skyler: Just break it with some good lever.
33:39
Skyler: Action lever.
33:40
Skyler: Yeah.
33:40
Skyler: And it's all controlled.
33:42
Skyler: It doesn't shoot stuff out all over the place.
33:44
Skyler: Um, you find two things inside.
33:47
Skyler: You're gonna be.
33:48
Dave (Maki): I have my pen ready to write this down.
33:50
Skyler: Awesome. You find Alexandria's black book of contacts.
33:55
Skyler: You flip through it and you find
33:57
Skyler: correspondence with all sorts of
34:00
Skyler: interesting and powerful
34:01
Skyler: characters throughout all of
34:03
Skyler: Ireland.
34:03
Dave (Maki): I glanced through this book.
34:05
Dave (Maki): Get bored, and hand it to Marcie.
34:08
Dave (Maki): Okay.
34:09
Dave (Maki): I'll book.
34:10
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Nah, that's not what you sound like.
34:13
Dave (Maki): A book.
34:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Whatever you do, Marcie, never take that mask off.
34:20
Skyler: You also find a series of letters, and I'm not going to,
34:23
Skyler: like, read these out loud.
34:24
Skyler: You're probably not even
34:25
Skyler: interested in them, but I
34:26
Skyler: digress.
34:27
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Maki to read them.
34:27
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Out loud in his voice.
34:28
Skyler: You broke into the most, like, difficult, but also boring.
34:33
Dave (Maki): Difficult?
34:34
Skyler: Well, yeah, this was the hardest one.
34:35
Skyler: Oh, you find it's a series of
34:37
Skyler: letters of correspondence
34:39
Skyler: between Alexandria, Dusk Walker
34:42
Skyler: and Professor Ironsides, who you
34:44
Skyler: guys took out at the euphoria
34:47
Skyler: factory about euphoria
34:50
Skyler: manufacturing and the use of it
34:53
Skyler: in the fat caps and hats where
34:56
Skyler: they were sewing it into the
34:57
Skyler: seams.
34:58
Dave (Maki): And that's just the gist of the letters, is yes, hey, we're
35:01
Dave (Maki): putting euphoria in which we know like the.
35:04
Skyler: Proverbial condemning evidence that someone might.
35:07
Dave (Maki): Need. Okay, well, I if they were to take her.
35:09
Skyler: Pocket, which you guys don't
35:10
Skyler: have a good relationship with
35:11
Skyler: the court system here, but I
35:13
Skyler: digress.
35:14
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I don't know.
35:14
Quinn (Lil Sauce): One of us is a judge.
35:16
Quinn (Lil Sauce): That is.
35:17
Skyler: Fair. All right.
35:19
Skyler: So you find out.
35:19
Skyler: So what are you you said
35:21
Skyler: something about frosting
35:23
Skyler: frosting things.
35:24
Dave (Maki): Yes. I would like to frost the lock.
35:26
Dave (Maki): And you're.
35:27
Skyler: Ordering a frosty.
35:28
Dave (Maki): Cream cheese or buttercream.
35:30
Quinn (Lil Sauce): They have a cream cheese flavor.
35:32
Dave (Maki): Cream cheese.
35:32
Dave (Maki): No. Cream cheese is the best frosting.
35:34
Skyler: Oh.
35:35
Dave (Maki): Oh.
35:36
Skyler: I thought you were talking
35:37
Skyler: about, I don't know, a frosting
35:38
Skyler: flavored frosty.
35:39
Dave (Maki): Would.
35:39
Skyler: Be good.
35:40
Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
35:41
Dave (Maki): It'd be like birthday cake.
35:42
Dave (Maki): Blizzard.
35:43
Dave (Maki): Okay, so.
35:44
Skyler: What are you doing?
35:45
Dave (Maki): I'm gonna Ray of.
35:45
Skyler: Frost the lock.
35:46
Skyler: Okay?
35:47
Quinn (Lil Sauce): And I'm just.
35:48
Skyler: Gonna bash the lock with my staff, okay?
35:50
Skyler: I mean, obviously, you don't
35:51
Skyler: have to roll for the ray of
35:54
Skyler: frost.
35:54
Skyler: That just happens.
35:55
Skyler: It's not.
35:56
Skyler: It's not a moving target.
35:57
Skyler: You hit it.
36:02
Skyler: I'm gonna have you do an athletics check.
36:04
Skyler: That's where you're going to be upset.
36:06
Skyler: Uh, actually, if you would like
36:07
Skyler: to, you can use your staff, and
36:09
Skyler: you can do it as an attack with
36:10
Skyler: your quarterstaff.
36:12
Skyler: If you're fine with that.
36:13
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah. That's fine.
36:13
Skyler: Okay.
36:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): And eight.
36:16
Skyler: You hit this ice, you freeze the
36:20
Skyler: the whole shelf, this whole
36:22
Skyler: section of shelf, you freeze it
36:24
Skyler: solid.
36:25
Skyler: You take your staff, you swing it as hard as you can, slamming
36:30
Skyler: into this ice, breaking the ice back off again.
36:34
Skyler: There stands this solid wooden
36:35
Skyler: shelf with a jammed lock, but
36:37
Skyler: there's a bunch of ice on the
36:38
Skyler: floor now, so hey, be careful,
36:40
Skyler: don't slip.
36:41
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Uh. Seeing the struggles, Cato
36:43
Quinn (Lil Sauce): raises his glaive and
36:45
Quinn (Lil Sauce): anticipation, but holds in
36:47
Quinn (Lil Sauce): action.
36:47
Skyler: Okay. Are you are you waiting for him to give up?
36:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What are you.
36:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What are you waiting for?
36:51
Quinn (Lil Sauce): We're just waiting for them to give up.
36:53
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Tell him to move.
36:55
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah. He will then proceed to say move.
36:57
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Okay, move.
36:58
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Proceed to do the third.
37:00
Skyler: Sounds good.
37:00
Skyler: Smashing may be so funny if this is the one that you didn't get.
37:04
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Seventeen.
37:05
Skyler: Seventeen. Oh, it was close.
37:07
Skyler: But you did get it.
37:08
Skyler: You slashed down and you just.
37:12
Skyler: I'd like to think that you just start hacking at it.
37:15
Skyler: This shelf, for whatever reason,
37:17
Skyler: not the most difficult, but for
37:18
Skyler: some reason has become the most
37:20
Skyler: difficult with your multiple
37:22
Skyler: attempts.
37:23
Skyler: Nothing is working.
37:24
Skyler: You can't get your glaive jammed in, so you just start hacking at
37:27
Skyler: it like you're trying to cut a tree down, and eventually you
37:30
Skyler: get enough of a hole in it to, uh, give you guys enough
37:34
Skyler: opportunity to break it open.
37:35
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Sleight of.
37:36
Skyler: Hand. Two.
37:37
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Open it before anyone else does and grab what's inside.
37:40
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I just rolled a Nat twenty.
37:41
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I am chopping at this thing.
37:43
Quinn (Lil Sauce): You are gonna get your fingers chopped off.
37:45
Skyler: I wasn't using my hands.
37:46
Skyler: I was using my invisible mage hand.
37:48
Skyler: Oh, okay.
37:51
Skyler: Uh. Fair enough.
37:52
Skyler: You secretly.
37:54
Skyler: No, no, it was just being quick.
37:56
Skyler: Oh, okay.
37:56
Skyler: You.
37:56
Skyler: Quickly.
37:57
Skyler: And I wasn't using my hand, so I didn't get chopped.
37:59
Skyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand.
38:00
Skyler: Uh, you quickly pull out the only item that is in the shelf,
38:05
Skyler: which is a necklace.
38:08
Skyler: Ooh, stylish.
38:09
Skyler: I put it on.
38:09
Skyler: Okay.
38:10
Skyler: Wait.
38:10
Skyler: How how?
38:12
Skyler: Uh, carrots.
38:13
Skyler: How many?
38:14
Dave (Maki): Twenty four karat.
38:18
Skyler: Ooh, the rabbits are gonna sing.
38:21
Skyler: That's right, twenty four.
38:22
Skyler: I gotta rewrite this to necklace of the rabbits.
38:24
Skyler: Uh, twenty four carrots being written down as we speak.
38:28
Skyler: Necklace of the Were-Rabbit.
38:29
Skyler: Twenty four carat necklace.
38:33
Skyler: Done.
38:34
Skyler: All right.
38:34
Skyler: Do I look stylish?
38:37
Skyler: You tell me what it looks like.
38:39
Skyler: Yo, it won't increase the value or anything, but you tell me
38:41
Skyler: what it looks like.
38:42
Dave (Maki): Uh.
38:43
Skyler: Just ice.
38:45
Skyler: Ice.
38:45
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Mhm.
38:47
Skyler: Okay.
38:47
Cameron (Rorick): I got ice on my neck.
38:49
Skyler: It's like icicles.
38:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah, that sounds sick.
38:51
Skyler: That sounds pretty cool.
38:52
Cameron (Rorick): With, like, diamonds at the top of them.
38:54
Skyler: Nice. Okay. Imagine what that would look like on your teeth.
38:57
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Do you call them grills?
38:59
Quinn (Lil Sauce): What?
38:59
Cameron (Rorick): Isn't that what you put food on?
39:01
Skyler: Not to.
39:02
Cameron (Rorick): You live in a strange world.
39:04
Dave (Maki): I look under her bed.
39:07
Dave (Maki): Oh, there she is.
39:09
Skyler: She's like.
39:10
Skyler: Oh, no.
39:10
Dave (Maki): You found me.
39:12
Skyler: Oh, wow.
39:12
Skyler: Dave, you find two hundred of the missing gold.
39:18
Dave (Maki): I got magnet.
39:19
Skyler: I was not expecting it to roll that high.
39:21
Skyler: That was kind of impressive.
39:23
Skyler: Probably most important of all
39:26
Skyler: is what's sitting on top of the
39:28
Skyler: desk, which thankfully did not
39:30
Skyler: get burned up by Lil Sauce
39:32
Skyler: blasting it with his fire
39:35
Skyler: attack.
39:37
Skyler: And that is a letter that also, I know that sounds boring.
39:41
Skyler: It also features that various coding that you've seen before.
39:47
Cameron (Rorick): I've got the, the, the solution for that thing.
39:49
Skyler: Sure. This one's in blue instead of red.
39:53
Cameron (Rorick): Dang it.
39:54
Cameron (Rorick): But wait, I've got the glasses.
39:55
Skyler: I was gonna say the glasses have a blue lens.
39:57
Cameron (Rorick): I doom to the blue lens.
39:59
Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
39:59
Cameron (Rorick): I got my Ben. Frank's on.
40:01
Skyler: Yes. You switched.
40:03
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm not sure.
40:04
Cameron (Rorick): I think that's what they're called right now.
40:05
Cameron (Rorick): Ben Franks.
40:06
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yep. Be Franks.
40:08
Skyler: To be frank.
40:09
Cameron (Rorick): Do you think that's what Ben
40:10
Cameron (Rorick): Franklin always said before he
40:11
Cameron (Rorick): talked?
40:12
Cameron (Rorick): He went.
40:12
Cameron (Rorick): Hey, can I be frank with you?
40:14
Skyler: They all hated him for it.
40:16
Skyler: Um, okay.
40:17
Skyler: So basically, the letter is from
40:20
Skyler: the same group as the previous
40:23
Skyler: letter that you found was also
40:25
Skyler: from.
40:25
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Uh, Cornelia.
40:26
Cameron (Rorick): Maxwell.
40:27
Skyler: Yes. From Cornelia.
40:28
Cameron (Rorick): The chosen one.
40:30
Skyler: Well, she's not the chosen one, but she's apparently a leader
40:33
Skyler: within the organization seeking.
40:34
Cameron (Rorick): Oh, yeah.
40:35
Cameron (Rorick): The chosen letter talked about
40:37
Cameron (Rorick): this check for completing the
40:39
Cameron (Rorick): necessary preparations.
40:41
Skyler: Yes. This letter it outlines, she says.
40:45
Alexandria Duskwalker: Thank you. Alexandria Dusk Walker, for all your cooperation
40:49
Alexandria Duskwalker: in helping with our plans to spread the euphoria drug across
40:54
Alexandria Duskwalker: Island Numis, you have been an absolutely necessary part of the
40:59
Alexandria Duskwalker: planning necessary in order to achieve our goals.
41:03
Skyler: The next paragraph.
41:04
Alexandria Duskwalker: With that being said, we are incredibly excited to announce
41:08
Alexandria Duskwalker: that we believe we have found the Chosen One and will be
41:13
Alexandria Duskwalker: bringing him on stage tonight at our meeting of the Ascension.
41:19
Alexandria Duskwalker: We cordially invite you to
41:22
Alexandria Duskwalker: attend this incredibly important
41:24
Alexandria Duskwalker: meeting, as it marks the
41:26
Alexandria Duskwalker: beginning of what will be our
41:28
Alexandria Duskwalker: inevitable ascendancy to the
41:30
Alexandria Duskwalker: next world.
41:32
Alexandria Duskwalker: We hope that you can make it at this upcoming ceremony.
41:35
Alexandria Duskwalker: Signed Cornelia Maxwell.
41:51
Cameron (Rorick): Oh, um, guys, um, they're doing that chosen one ceremony
41:57
Cameron (Rorick): tonight, like right now.
42:00
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, we better book it.
42:01
Cameron (Rorick): We already know where that place is.
42:03
Dave (Maki): Oh, that was a good hunch source.
42:05
Dave (Maki): You're right.
42:06
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I felt it.
42:07
Dave (Maki): In my.
42:07
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Bones.
42:09
Cameron (Rorick): That's why your hollow bones.
42:10
Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's why I was the best kenku detective in the land.
42:14
Cameron (Rorick): Let's go.
42:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Right now.
42:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Hang on.
42:15
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Wait, wait, wait.
42:18
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Can we check her closet to see if she's got any robes so we fit
42:21
Quinn (Lil Sauce): in when we get there?
42:21
Cameron (Rorick): Oh. That's smart.
42:23
Skyler: You do find a closet.
42:25
Skyler: And although most of it is taken up by various brightly kind of
42:29
Skyler: pastel colored clothes.
42:30
Cameron (Rorick): Take em.
42:31
Skyler: Okay. They're in the bag.
42:33
Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
42:34
Skyler: Yeah.
42:34
Skyler: You throw them into the bag.
42:35
Skyler: Um, you actually Poppins bag.
42:37
Skyler: How big is it?
42:38
Skyler: It is literally.
42:39
Skyler: It's called.
42:40
Dave (Maki): The bag of.
42:40
Skyler: Folding in D and.
42:41
Dave (Maki): D, and it is.
42:42
Skyler: A bottomless bag.
42:42
Skyler: So yeah.
42:44
Skyler: Yeah, I can't wait.
42:45
Dave (Maki): Either.
42:45
Cameron (Rorick): No, it just stay the same.
42:47
Skyler: No, it's it's another dimension in it.
42:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): So if you put a bag of holder inside of a bag.
42:52
Skyler: And they blow up, it blows up.
42:53
Skyler: Yep.
42:53
Skyler: They've turned that.
42:55
Skyler: Yep.
42:55
Skyler: Some people say it's a great way to kill.
42:56
Skyler: It explodes on itself and makes like a black hole.
42:59
Skyler: You you grab all these clothes, you throw them into your bag,
43:01
Skyler: which is awesome.
43:02
Skyler: Um, you actually recognize some of these clothes from, like, the
43:05
Skyler: portraits that were outside of this room of Alexandria.
43:08
Skyler: Dusk Walker.
43:09
Skyler: You're like, oh yeah, this is like the same.
43:10
Skyler: I'll be.
43:11
Cameron (Rorick): Honest.
43:11
Cameron (Rorick): I'm just stuffing.
43:12
Skyler: Sure. No, that's fine.
43:13
Skyler: I'm just saying you might if if
43:14
Skyler: you look at any of them as
43:15
Skyler: you're pulling it off the
43:16
Skyler: hanger.
43:16
Cameron (Rorick): I am thinking about possible clothing matches for the future.
43:19
Skyler: I'll leave that up to you.
43:20
Cameron (Rorick): There is an event coming up, guys.
43:22
Cameron (Rorick): We must be prepared.
43:23
Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
43:24
Cameron (Rorick): There's the.
43:25
Cameron (Rorick): What's that called?
43:26
Skyler: The blood ball.
43:27
Dave (Maki): No, the MLM event?
43:29
Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, the MLM event with.
43:30
Skyler: The tickets we got.
43:31
Skyler: Yeah. That's true.
43:32
Skyler: Yeah, we got a ball.
43:33
Skyler: You know, we have the fat caps and hats.
43:35
Skyler: Yeah.
43:35
Skyler: we have to be thinking ahead for that, guys.
43:37
Skyler: Okay.
43:37
Skyler: Yeah.
43:38
Skyler: So yeah.
43:38
Skyler: Yeah, I got some matching sets here.
43:40
Skyler: That's a good idea.
43:41
Skyler: That's true.
43:42
Skyler: Uh, you do find a handful of just plain robes.
43:46
Skyler: They're not in any particular color.
43:48
Skyler: They're just, like, probably a dark, deep, like navy blue.
43:52
Skyler: That's not the same color as
43:54
Skyler: they were all in, like, purple,
43:55
Skyler: I believe.
43:56
Skyler: That sounds right.
43:56
Skyler: Yeah.
43:56
Skyler: These are more generic you.
43:58
Skyler: You would see they're either black or navy blue.
44:00
Skyler: It's kind of hard to tell in the lighting, to be honest with you.
44:02
Skyler: Um, but they're just general generic dark cloaks.
44:06
Cameron (Rorick): Does anyone have prestidigitation?
44:09
Fatty (Keto): Cato's gonna be in looking for an exit strategy.
44:11
Fatty (Keto): Like windows.
44:12
Skyler: We could just jump out the window with feather fall again,
44:15
Skyler: do a perception check.
44:16
Fatty (Keto): If I can't find a window.
44:17
Skyler: Investigation if you'd like, I'd say actually, investigation is
44:20
Skyler: probably better because you're looking for something specific.
44:23
Fatty (Keto): Investigation is a two total two.
44:27
Skyler: Oh, man.
44:28
Skyler: Uh, you look out the window and you think, well, one really
44:31
Skyler: quick way to get out of here.
44:32
Fatty (Keto): Is to jump.
44:33
Skyler: The jump.
44:34
Dave (Maki): Was Titanfall.
44:35
Skyler: That's true.
44:36
Skyler: That is true.
44:37
Fatty (Keto): Yeah. I'm gonna need to.
44:38
Fatty (Keto): We've done.
44:38
Dave (Maki): This.
44:38
Fatty (Keto): Before.
44:39
Fatty (Keto): Defer to someone else who is more investigative.
44:43
Fatty (Keto): Sure.
44:43
Quinn (Lil Sauce): How far away is the ceremony place from here?
44:46
Skyler: I'd say you could probably get there between forty five minutes
44:50
Skyler: to an hour.
44:50
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I am a flightless bird.
44:51
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Correct?
44:52
Skyler: Yes. Are you just gonna.
44:53
Skyler: Are you gonna jump?
44:55
Skyler: Batman it all the way over there, staring.
44:56
Cameron (Rorick): Out the window.
44:57
Cameron (Rorick): The only.
44:57
Skyler: Thing that would actually be.
44:59
Cameron (Rorick): The only person who can get there through flight is Marcie.
45:02
Cameron (Rorick): Because it's nighttime right now.
45:04
Dave (Maki): Oh, the.
45:04
Fatty (Keto): Batman.
45:05
Skyler: You literally could Batman it over there.
45:07
Skyler: Dude, that would be so cool.
45:09
Cameron (Rorick): Oh, shame we don't have teleports.
45:11
Dave (Maki): We don't have any flight scrolls or anything.
45:14
Cameron (Rorick): The closest I got is feather fall.
45:16
Cameron (Rorick): Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
45:19
Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, the thing that transports from one place to another.
45:22
Quinn (Lil Sauce): No no no. The rock.
45:23
Cameron (Rorick): There was a, there was a there was a a magic carpet.
45:26
Fatty (Keto): Didn't we kill that in March?
45:28
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I could use enlarge on him.
45:31
Skyler: Oh, then you all tie ropes to me?
45:34
Skyler: Yeah, like a balloon or a big pterodactyl.
45:38
Skyler: A pterodactyl.
45:39
Skyler: From this height, I would only really have to glide.
45:42
Skyler: Probably.
45:43
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm gonna make you big.
45:44
Skyler: Has he used this spell yet?
45:46
Skyler: Yeah.
45:46
Skyler: He tried.
45:47
Skyler: I think he failed.
45:48
Skyler: I don't think we've ever seen it.
45:49
Skyler: I am willing.
45:50
Skyler: Oh, no. We did see it when he shrunk the.
45:52
Skyler: It only lasts a minute.
45:53
Skyler: The carpet would decimate.
45:54
Quinn (Lil Sauce): The duration up to a.
45:57
Skyler: You know a straight line will be still faster.
46:01
Cameron (Rorick): And worst case.
46:02
Cameron (Rorick): Worst case, we start falling in the air.
46:06
Cameron (Rorick): I cast feather feather fall.
46:07
Cameron (Rorick): Then.
46:08
Cameron (Rorick): And then they'll be.
46:09
Cameron (Rorick): And then they'll be like a minute away.
46:11
Cameron (Rorick): But then they'll fall.
46:13
Cameron (Rorick): But we'll be way closer, right?
46:15
Cameron (Rorick): I like this idea.
46:16
Cameron (Rorick): Let's do it.
46:17
Skyler: I think it's cool.
46:18
Cameron (Rorick): Thanks, jar.
46:18
Connor (Dez): Jim that's just turns his
46:20
Connor (Dez): chalkboard around and says, can
46:21
Connor (Dez): you imagine that flying on a
46:22
Connor (Dez): giant bird to get to your
46:23
Connor (Dez): destination?
46:24
Connor (Dez): Question mark.
46:25
Skyler: Classic des, classic des.
46:28
Connor (Dez): Hey, just slowly, like, wipes it down.
46:31
Skyler: Okay, so.
46:32
Cameron (Rorick): Wait, wait.
46:33
Cameron (Rorick): I'm just imagining Maki turning around and going.
46:36
Cameron (Rorick): Oh, welcome to your in-flight service.
46:40
Skyler: Welcome to Maki Airlines.
46:42
Skyler: Let me ask you a question.
46:43
Skyler: What service?
46:44
Skyler: With a smile.
46:44
Skyler: What is Maki's size currently?
46:47
Skyler: Do you count as a medium creature?
46:49
Skyler: Yes.
46:50
Skyler: Okay.
46:50
Skyler: Okay, so that would make you a large creature.
46:53
Skyler: Ooh, here's my question.
46:56
Skyler: How much weight can a large creature hold?
46:58
Skyler: Can I cast?
46:59
Skyler: Can it be cast multiple times on the same person?
47:04
Skyler: Oh, it says cannot be under the same spell, so no. Okay, you
47:07
Skyler: cannot do that.
47:08
Skyler: A large character's carrying capacity is its strength score
47:10
Skyler: multiplied by thirty.
47:12
Skyler: Dave, what is your strength score?
47:14
Skyler: Um, it is ten, so about three hundred pounds.
47:19
Skyler: I weigh about like sixty.
47:21
Skyler: But even with these two, he probably weighs about eighty.
47:26
Fatty (Keto): How do I say how big I am?
47:28
Skyler: Part of character creation or well, small.
47:30
Skyler: Well, I don't think they are.
47:31
Cameron (Rorick): Or like.
47:31
Skyler: one hundred and forty.
47:32
Skyler: I don't know how heavy a kenku is because they're hollow.
47:37
Cameron (Rorick): Their bones are hollow.
47:39
Skyler: So they're like fifty two and
47:41
Skyler: one hundred and forty six
47:42
Skyler: pounds.
47:43
Skyler: So if you're with an average of about seventy five, what.
47:46
Dave (Maki): If I polymorph.
47:47
Skyler: Into a bat and.
47:48
Dave (Maki): Then he casts it.
47:49
Cameron (Rorick): Then wouldn't it be smaller?
47:50
Skyler: Is it a regular sized bat?
47:52
Skyler: Yeah, probably.
47:53
Cameron (Rorick): You'll be a lot smaller.
47:55
Cameron (Rorick): I think we're light enough.
47:57
Cameron (Rorick): We're small.
47:58
Skyler: I think you'd be just under the limit.
48:02
Skyler: And I think that's fair.
48:03
Skyler: Okay, I like that.
48:05
Cameron (Rorick): Let's try it.
48:05
Cameron (Rorick): Worst case scenario, I cast feather.
48:08
Skyler: He's got a backup plan.
48:09
Skyler: I don't know why we're.
48:10
Skyler: We're discussing.
48:11
Cameron (Rorick): Let's just try it.
48:11
Cameron (Rorick): If it doesn't work, feather fall like we.
48:14
Cameron (Rorick): We already have this plan.
48:15
Skyler: Let's do it.
48:16
Skyler: Alright.
48:16
Skyler: So are you casting confirm
48:19
Skyler: reduce or or I guess enlarge and
48:22
Skyler: get.
48:22
Dave (Maki): The ropes tied on.
48:24
Quinn (Lil Sauce): The rope on.
48:24
Skyler: first.
48:25
Skyler: Okay.
48:25
Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Or just.
48:25
Skyler: Tying them loosely.
48:26
Cameron (Rorick): Legs or.
48:27
Skyler: Something. Well, I would assume
48:28
Skyler: loosely because you're about to
48:29
Skyler: expand.
48:30
Dave (Maki): Well, no. Everything that's.
48:31
Skyler: Oh. That's true.
48:32
Skyler: Yeah. Okay.
48:33
Cameron (Rorick): Including the ropes.
48:34
Skyler: Okay, so you all tie ropes
48:36
Skyler: between your waists and his
48:38
Skyler: parts.
48:40
Skyler: This is gonna look weird when you land.
48:42
Skyler: And then you return back to normal shape, and you've just
48:44
Skyler: got, like, leashes.
48:47
Skyler: Whatever the case.
48:48
Skyler: Uh, yes.
48:48
Skyler: So you're all tied to him.
48:50
Skyler: Uh, Lil sauce.
48:50
Skyler: You can enlarge and reduce.
48:52
Skyler: There's nothing he has to roll
48:53
Skyler: because he's accepting to the
48:54
Skyler: enlargement.
48:55
Skyler: You guys open up.
48:56
Skyler: There's, like, a patio outside.
48:58
Cameron (Rorick): Oh, it's very plain.
49:00
Skyler: Just a stone patio.
49:01
Skyler: There's maybe some plants and stuff.
49:02
Fatty (Keto): So we could have grappled.
49:03
Cameron (Rorick): Up to this the whole time.
49:05
Skyler: Uh, no, because the architect had mentioned to you that the
49:09
Skyler: walls of this building were probably magically trapped.
49:12
Skyler: So you would have been fighting those all the way.
49:14
Skyler: Uh, with that being said, you come out onto the patio all
49:16
Skyler: strapped on enlarged marquee, uh, with his cloak.
49:20
Skyler: It is night time.
49:21
Skyler: Therefore it is active.
49:22
Skyler: Leaps into the air, pulling you all over the edge, maybe a
49:29
Skyler: little bit reluctantly.
49:31
Skyler: Until you're all just flying over the city of Ireland.
49:35
Skyler: No more floating.
49:36
Cameron (Rorick): Hey. Hey, Maki Have I ever told you how cool you look?
49:41
Skyler: Oh, thanks.
49:43
Skyler: Uh, within a minute's time, you're able to traverse a
49:47
Skyler: significant portion of the city.
49:48
Skyler: Not having to worry about the streets, the the twists and
49:52
Skyler: turns of the city, the buildings and structures in your way.
49:57
Skyler: Straight beeline.
49:58
Skyler: Right to what I would say is the
50:01
Skyler: probably the nearest roof of the
50:03
Skyler: Wakanda district, putting you
50:05
Skyler: guys maybe five minutes walking
50:08
Skyler: to the facility that you guys
50:10
Skyler: have been to once before, where
50:11
Skyler: they have the cults of the
50:12
Skyler: ascendancy.
50:13
Skyler: Meet you guys, climb down.
50:15
Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, book.
50:15
Skyler: It. And I'm assuming untie yourselves from Aki.
50:18
Cameron (Rorick): No, he's dragging us along.
50:20
Dave (Maki): Come on guys.
50:22
Skyler: It's like an annoyed parent with those like those child leashes.
50:26
Cameron (Rorick): I don't.
50:27
Cameron (Rorick): Want to.
50:28
Cameron (Rorick): I want.
50:28
Cameron (Rorick): Candy bar.
50:29
Skyler: Um, and inevitably you guys get
50:31
Skyler: once again to the building where
50:34
Skyler: you've seen the cult of
50:35
Skyler: ascendancy do their rituals
50:37
Skyler: before.
50:38
Skyler: And you can see there's still a couple of people like the line
50:41
Skyler: is short at this point.
50:42
Skyler: Remember how last time you guys were here, there was a line that
50:44
Skyler: was kind of going around.
50:45
Skyler: You guys got in before everybody.
50:47
Skyler: This time you guys must be
50:48
Skyler: coming near towards like,
50:50
Skyler: everybody better be in or you're
50:51
Skyler: going to miss out on the
50:52
Skyler: ceremony because the line is
50:53
Skyler: short.
50:54
Skyler: Okay.
50:55
Skyler: Uh, do you guys get in line?
50:56
Skyler: I'm assuming.
50:57
Skyler: Yeah, sure.
50:57
Skyler: Okay.
50:58
Skyler: You get in line.
50:58
Skyler: Line comes closer.
51:00
Skyler: Uh, there's a guy standing there.
51:02
Skyler: Honestly, all he does is just
51:04
Skyler: kind of give you guys the up and
51:05
Skyler: down.
51:06
Cameron (Rorick): Praising you, and I walk in.
51:08
Skyler: He looks confused, and then he just shakes his head.
51:11
Skyler: Anyone else have any comments as they walk in?
51:14
Dave (Maki): Let us ascend.
51:16
Dave (Maki): Um. He he nods.
51:18
Skyler: Uh, with a with a sorry.
51:20
Skyler: Let's say.
51:23
Dave (Maki): He.
51:23
Skyler: He nods, but a little bit more like confused.
51:27
Skyler: And he he kind of looks he goes.
51:29
Skyler: That's a familiar mask.
51:30
Skyler: All right.
51:31
Skyler: Go on in.
51:31
Quinn (Lil Sauce): I walk by and.
51:36
Skyler: He kind of just nods and he kind
51:37
Skyler: of looks like, oh, it's one of
51:39
Skyler: those guys that's a little over
51:40
Skyler: committed.
51:41
Skyler: And you go inside.
51:42
Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. He's been.
51:43
Fatty (Keto): Committed.
51:44
Cameron (Rorick): All right.
51:44
Skyler: Mocky, anything to say or do you just go.
51:46
Skyler: You can just go in to.
51:48
Fatty (Keto): As Quito walks in.
51:49
Fatty (Keto): He, uh, his hand is in his
51:51
Fatty (Keto): pocket or whatever, and he feels
51:52
Fatty (Keto): this ring.
51:53
Fatty (Keto): He's like, oh my goodness, I have an invisibility ring.
51:56
Fatty (Keto): So he puts it on.
51:58
Dave (Maki): Yep.
51:59
Skyler: Mhm. Roll a dexterity saving throw.
52:01
Skyler: See anything with advantage.
52:04
Fatty (Keto): Twenty three. Twenty seven.
52:08
Fatty (Keto): Nope. Not twenty seventeen.
52:09
Fatty (Keto): Seventeen.
52:10
Skyler: Seventeen.
52:10
Skyler: Do you want to roll with advantage?
52:12
Skyler: Sure.
52:12
Skyler: Just in case.
52:14
Fatty (Keto): No.
52:15
Skyler: Okay. So seventeen.
52:16
Skyler: Uh, I think the second you turn invisible?
52:19
Skyler: The guard lurches forward to try to grab you, but all he gets is
52:23
Skyler: air and he quickly just, like, looks around and he looks a
52:26
Skyler: little bit concerned.
52:27
Skyler: There's not really much he can do about it.
52:29
Skyler: Des, you're the last one to walk in.
52:30
Skyler: Technically.
52:31
Skyler: Are you?
52:31
Skyler: Are you?
52:32
Skyler: I mean, at this point, he's so distracted.
52:33
Skyler: He's looking around.
52:34
Connor (Dez): He just walks right past him.
52:36
Connor (Dez): Maybe he goes like a little sup?
52:37
Skyler: Yeah, yeah, he just ignores you.
52:39
Skyler: Um, I think he he probably runs off to go find somebody to try
52:42
Skyler: to help him.
52:43
Skyler: Or maybe just inform them that somebody here is invisible.
52:46
Skyler: Invisible.
52:47
Cameron (Rorick): All right, we walk in.
52:48
Skyler: All right, you guys are in.
52:49
Skyler: Once again, just an absolute mass of people in here.
52:53
Skyler: It's a huge crowd.
52:55
Skyler: And they're all cheering.
52:56
Skyler: They're excited.
52:57
Skyler: You see them talking amongst each other?
52:59
Skyler: It's loud.
52:59
Skyler: It's pretty loud in here.
53:00
Skyler: Um, and then three figures, all in dark purple cloaks.
53:05
Skyler: Once again.
53:06
Skyler: Get out.
53:07
Skyler: That's right.
53:07
Skyler: Them again.
53:08
Skyler: Walk out on stage.
53:10
Skyler: These are the three members the
53:12
Skyler: Oracle, the ritualist and the
53:14
Skyler: conservator.
53:16
Skyler: And they take the stage.
53:18
Skyler: The Oracle steps forward and asks, is there anyone who would
53:22
Skyler: like to volunteer to see if you are the chosen one?
53:27
Skyler: I have in best authority the knowledge that someone here
53:33
Skyler: tonight is the chosen one.
53:36
Skyler: If anyone would like to volunteer, it could be you.
53:41
Skyler: Don't hesitate.
53:43
Cameron (Rorick): Yes. Put your hand down.
53:44
Cameron (Rorick): You did this already?
53:46
Connor (Dez): Now it's like he's fighting with him to, like, get his little
53:49
Connor (Dez): wing up and.
53:51
Cameron (Rorick): Trying to pull it down.
53:53
Skyler: As you guys are wrestling, one
53:54
Skyler: thing that you also notice is
53:55
Skyler: that the numbers here aren't
53:57
Skyler: quite as large as they have
54:00
Skyler: been.
54:00
Skyler: You wonder if maybe a few more people have tried to, uh, in
54:05
Skyler: the, in the meantime, since you guys have been here or even
54:08
Skyler: before that, um, to see if they were in fact the chosen one.
54:12
Skyler: And of course we're not.
54:14
Skyler: And we all saw what happened when they did that.
54:17
Skyler: With that being said, nobody
54:19
Skyler: raises their hand for a good
54:21
Skyler: 30s.
54:23
Cameron (Rorick): Feel the smart ones are still alive.
54:25
Skyler: That's.
54:25
Skyler: I suppose you're right.
54:27
Skyler: Suddenly, a familiar voice calls out from the crowd, just kind of
54:33
Skyler: a quick hey raises a hand and a light kind of shoots out and and
54:40
Skyler: lights over where he's at.
54:41
Skyler: You guys can't see because
54:42
Skyler: there's, there's people that are
54:43
Skyler: taller than you that are all
54:44
Skyler: around you, but you can see the
54:45
Skyler: light move over a certain spot
54:46
Skyler: where you heard the voice come
54:47
Skyler: from.
54:48
Skyler: You watch as the crowds are kind of shuffling and moving.
54:53
Skyler: You can hear the people around
54:54
Skyler: you sort of like, oh, oh, there
54:57
Skyler: he goes.
54:58
Skyler: Maybe it's him.
54:59
Skyler: And inevitably this individual reaches the stage.
55:03
Skyler: The Oracle goes to greet him and
55:06
Skyler: help him up, and you watch as
55:09
Skyler: sprout.
55:10
Skyler: The halfling is taken up onto the stage.
55:15
Skyler: Sprout the halfling kid from the Rock bottoms organization and
55:19
Skyler: that sat in on the jury for little saw steps onto the stage.
55:24
Skyler: The three leaders welcome him to join them, and they lock hands
55:28
Skyler: and begin the chant, the same chant they've done before.
55:32
Skyler: The crowd joins in with this chant as you guys watch.
55:36
Skyler: Once again, this life force aura that flows out of sprout through
55:42
Skyler: his arm or down his arm, through his hand into the Oracle.
55:46
Skyler: The Oracle lets out a gasp as the light flows into the stone,
55:52
Skyler: which in turn begins to glow, almost violently illuminating
55:56
Skyler: the entire area.
55:59
Skyler: Uh, almost blinding all of you with the intensity of the light.
56:04
Skyler: The other two leaders in.
56:06
Skyler: Amidst the the.
56:07
Skyler: Your ability to push past this brightness.
56:09
Skyler: You watch as the other two
56:10
Skyler: leaders turned to look as if
56:12
Skyler: surprised by this strange new
56:14
Skyler: occurrence.
56:15
Skyler: After a moment, the glow begins to fade and the aura flows back
56:19
Skyler: through the hand of the oracle and back into sprout, who lets
56:23
Skyler: out a momentary glow before he snaps from it.
56:27
Skyler: The Oracle lifts the ball into the air and shouts.
56:31
Skyler: Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the Chosen One!
56:36
Skyler: Sprout beams with excitement as
56:38
Skyler: the ritualist and the
56:39
Skyler: conservator lead sprout behind
56:41
Skyler: the curtain.
56:42
Skyler: The crowd erupts in a cheer all around you for a couple of
56:46
Skyler: seconds as you see sprout beaming ear to ear.
56:50
Skyler: As he's led back behind the
56:51
Skyler: stage, the Oracle holds up their
56:53
Skyler: hands, bringing the crowd to a
56:55
Skyler: silence, and then addresses
56:57
Skyler: everyone attending friends and
57:00
Skyler: supporters.
57:01
Skyler: We are one large step closer to the promised ascendency.
57:07
Skyler: Go home.
57:08
Skyler: Celebrate with your families for soon.
57:11
Skyler: We move on to the next world.
57:14
Skyler: Please be advised, though, that
57:16
Skyler: we have received word that the
57:17
Skyler: pretender has sent avatars in
57:19
Skyler: his place to attempt to thwart
57:21
Skyler: our mission.
57:22
Skyler: Keep your eyes and ears open to his ploys, and don't hesitate to
57:26
Skyler: take action against those who would stand in our way, for he
57:30
Skyler: has promised great rewards in the world to come for those that
57:34
Skyler: defend his plans.
57:36
Skyler: The crowd once again erupts into cheering, and after a few
57:39
Skyler: moments, the cheering dies down and the oracle continues.
57:43
Skyler: With that being said, you will notice some very large events
57:49
Skyler: taking place amidst the city in the coming days.
57:52
Skyler: If all goes according to plan, we will ascend from the city and
57:56
Skyler: into the next world by the end of this week at the latest.
58:01
Skyler: Once again, the crowd erupts into excitement.
58:04
Skyler: Yes, yes, this is incredibly exciting.
58:07
Skyler: So do not be afraid with what you see.
58:10
Skyler: Go home, enjoy some euphoria and
58:13
Skyler: rest your bodies for the tasks
58:15
Skyler: you will be called to in the
58:16
Skyler: coming week.
58:17
Skyler: You will need your strength.
58:19
Skyler: We will bring doom to the
58:20
Skyler: pretender and arise to the
58:22
Skyler: greater plain.
58:23
Skyler: Thanks to the blessed help of he who sees all.
58:27
Skyler: Finally the crowd erupts with cheers one last time as they
58:31
Skyler: proceed to exit the warehouse.
58:33
Skyler: The smiles of those who pass by
58:35
Skyler: and the excited shouts and
58:37
Skyler: whispers suggest the followers
58:38
Skyler: have been reignited with passion
58:40
Skyler: for whatever this cult has
58:42
Skyler: planned next.
58:44
Skyler: And with that, we'll close out this episode.
58:58
Skyler: Thank you so much for listening to criminals of a Dungeons and
59:02
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59:05
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59:07
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