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And Just Like That, Ryan Seacrest with Brandy and Julie · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 3: What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 1: Where? Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 4: There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 3: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else. Hello and welcome to
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  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop. I am on location. I'm at my beautiful
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  Speaker 1: friend Asia's lovely home in Cabo. And yes, you can
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  Speaker 1: see this is a fabulous pink room, just like the
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  Speaker 1: Barbie movie, which I think is coming out. Is it
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  Speaker 1: coming out today? Anyway, I'm living in the Barbie room
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  Speaker 1: and this is a hot pink themed room. Perfect for
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  Speaker 1: recording Juicy Scoop in, if you're Next up is going
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  Speaker 1: to be Napa in July, Saturday, Napa in July. Make
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  Speaker 1: sure you come to see. I'm so enjoying my new
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  Speaker 1: standup material. It's very topical, just like Juicy Scoop, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm loving it. And then of course I will be
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  Speaker 1: at Irvine Improv, which I always love performing at Irvine Improv,
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  Speaker 1: August 4th, 5th, and 6th. 6th being live Juicy Scoop,
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  Speaker 1: 4th and 5th being standup. So completely different shows. Justin
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  Speaker 1: Martindale is joining me for the standup. So please get
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  Speaker 1: your tickets at heathermcdonald.net. Okay. Let's get into it. Following
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  Speaker 1: up on some topics from the previous shows, Ryan Seacrest
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  Speaker 1: has announced he will be the new host of Wheel
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  Speaker 1: of Fortune. I also want to apologize to my friend,
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  Speaker 1: Fortune Feimster. I cannot believe that when Chris and I
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  Speaker 1: talked about who should host Wheel of Fortune, that we
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  Speaker 1: did not think about Fortune. Also, because Once Fortune joined
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  Speaker 1: our show, because she came a little bit after Chris
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  Speaker 1: and I on the show, Chelsea Lately, Chris would constantly
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  Speaker 1: pitch this sketch idea of where he wanted Fortune to
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  Speaker 1: come out and call it Wheel of Fortune and put
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  Speaker 1: a Fortune thing around her face.
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  Speaker 4: We might have even done it.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, they did go with Ryan Seacrest, and I think
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  Speaker 1: that was the right choice, and I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 1: He's 48 years old. And, but, you know, obviously very
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  Speaker 1: young and youthful and 48 is not what it used
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  Speaker 1: to be. This is the kind of show they want
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  Speaker 1: to hire someone that's going to do it for the
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  Speaker 1: next 30 years. And, um, Ryan is a healthy guy, uh,
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  Speaker 1: God willing, he could probably do it till he's 80,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and the audience is a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: an older audience. So I think it's good. They went
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  Speaker 1: with someone in their late forties, Ryan Seacrest in all
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  Speaker 1: of the years of doing American Idol in all the
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  Speaker 1: years of social media and his relationships and all of that,
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  Speaker 1: he's still not married, there has never been a scandal.
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  Speaker 1: He has never said something that someone said I was
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  Speaker 1: offended by it. He's never done an interview that went
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  Speaker 1: viral and was bad. He is a very safe choice.
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  Speaker 1: Besides that, he's a super hard worker. He's one of
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  Speaker 1: those people that early on in his career, he never
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  Speaker 1: turned down any job. He kind of modeled his career
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  Speaker 1: after Merv Griffin and worked with Merv Griffin and And
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to always work no matter how
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  Speaker 1: hard it is, no matter how early I have to
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  Speaker 1: get up. He absolutely is not a flake. And I
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  Speaker 1: think more and more, thank God, hopefully for me, who
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  Speaker 1: is recording as I'm having vacation, summer vacation with my kids.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully people that really work hard and deliver will be
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  Speaker 1: the people that are rewarded more and more, especially in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: And I definitely think he's one of them. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: question is, is that why he did a mutual goodbye,
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  Speaker 1: is what we were told, or was it his choice
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  Speaker 1: to leave Kelly Ripa? I don't know. I would think
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  Speaker 1: that something this big, he probably knew he either had
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  Speaker 1: or was in the running because he is such an
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  Speaker 1: obvious perfect choice when you think about it. Some of
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  Speaker 1: the other people we talked about that were running on it,
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  Speaker 1: like Whoopi Goldberg, I thought we, Chris and I both
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  Speaker 1: said in that show, we thought she'd be a good choice. However, um,
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  Speaker 1: she is older and she's really crotchety and she's, she
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  Speaker 1: admits to being like lazy. She's admitted to saying on
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  Speaker 1: the view, um, I'm just picking up a paycheck some days. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm going to make all the money
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  Speaker 1: I can make. That's not the enthusiasm you want for
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  Speaker 1: the show. Now, Vanna White is 66 years old. She's
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  Speaker 1: the girl, the woman who turns the letters and, um,
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  Speaker 1: a story came out about her in which she's been
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  Speaker 1: doing it for many, many years. But for the last
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  Speaker 1: 18 years, she's made $ 3 million a year. However, she's
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  Speaker 1: never had a raise in 18 years. It's been $ 3
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  Speaker 1: million every year. But now she's negotiating a contract and she,
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  Speaker 1: you know, according to page six or whoever, got a
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  Speaker 1: really good lawyer.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Just now you're thinking of that. Now, $ 3 million is
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. And what also is great about
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  Speaker 1: doing these type of shows, these game game shows, family feud,
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  Speaker 1: whatever they do, they film several in a day. So
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  Speaker 1: it makes it, you know, economically really great. Cause you
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  Speaker 1: have the crew for eight hours, but you're getting three
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  Speaker 1: or four episodes out of the show. And then actually
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  Speaker 1: you'd have the crew for like more than like more
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  Speaker 1: like 10 or 12, I think is the union standard.
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  Speaker 1: And then for the host, they like it because they
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  Speaker 1: they're knocking it out. They're knocking it out. And so
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  Speaker 1: even though this show is on every night, they're not
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  Speaker 1: working hard. you know, 52 weeks a year or even
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  Speaker 1: 30 weeks a year. Normally they can like get it
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  Speaker 1: all done in like five or six weeks or something
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  Speaker 1: short like that. So another reason why you want a
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  Speaker 1: professional host, which let me tell you something, hosting is hard.
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  Speaker 1: Reading a teleprompter, hearing something in your ear, keeping it moving,
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  Speaker 1: not flubbing, being really focused is a hard job to do.
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  Speaker 1: And there's only a few people that are really, really
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  Speaker 1: good at it. And Ryan is one of them. And
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  Speaker 1: I think this will be a much more pleasurable job
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  Speaker 1: then and a much easier job than what he had
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  Speaker 1: with Kelly. Because with Kelly, he did have to prepare.
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  Speaker 1: He did have to like laugh at her jokes or
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  Speaker 1: be interested about her having sex with her husband or
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  Speaker 1: what her kids said to her when she got home
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  Speaker 1: from college or He ought to be up on some
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  Speaker 1: pop culture things. This way he just comes, boom, does it.
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  Speaker 1: Now he also said, uh, Vanna is working on her
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  Speaker 1: contract and she's got one year left on her contract.
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  Speaker 1: So providing she decides not to leave again, she's has
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful life. She's worked very hard. Um, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to give up something that fun and
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  Speaker 1: easy and relevant like that, you know, job? Um, So
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  Speaker 1: I think she'll do the last year. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: the contract will be renewed. This is just my prediction.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think they should just get rid of
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  Speaker 1: the person that turns the letters because I think people
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  Speaker 1: are used to that, that watch the show. And I
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  Speaker 1: think it's fun. I think what might be kind of
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  Speaker 1: fun for if Vanna leaves is to have celebrities like
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  Speaker 1: once a week, different celebrities or different shows, they maybe
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  Speaker 1: do a whole week, you know, Heather McDonald, hi, Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm turning the letters. I'm making a couple jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Who's it going to be this week? And I think
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  Speaker 1: that could be kind of a fun idea maybe for
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  Speaker 1: the first year and then get like a permanent host.
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  Speaker 1: It could be Dylan Mulvaney.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if there, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people are surprised that they did, you know, go with
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  Speaker 1: a white straight male in this day and age. But
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  Speaker 1: I think it's not about that. And I think it's,
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  Speaker 1: people are going back to just choosing who is the
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  Speaker 1: most perfect choice for the job. And I believe that
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  Speaker 1: is Ryan Seacrest. So there you go with that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, I promised you that I would
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  Speaker 1: review and just like that, second season, two episodes out of,
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  Speaker 1: and just like that. And I think the third show
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  Speaker 1: is out tonight. This is on Max, short for HBO Max.
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  Speaker 1: And I did talk about it on a Patreon episode,
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  Speaker 1: but I am going to go through it. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say some shocking things because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people are like, I cannot wait to hear Heather's opinion
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  Speaker 1: and the Che Diaz and her horrible standup. And Miranda
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  Speaker 1: was like, you know, had a scene with a strap on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get into all of that. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what I didn't like about the show.
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  Speaker 1: And then I want to tell you what I liked
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  Speaker 1: about it. So let's get into it. Now coming up
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  Speaker 1: in the season, which is exciting is we're going to
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  Speaker 1: see the return of Aiden, Carrie's old boyfriend and fiance.
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  Speaker 1: And there's this call with Samantha Jones. which coincidentally she's
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  Speaker 1: got her show on Netflix that also aired last week
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  Speaker 1: the same day. And I have not seen it. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's about fashion or something. I have not heard
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  Speaker 1: great things about it, but I have not watched it.
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  Speaker 1: So they have these new friends. They got three new
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  Speaker 1: friends to replace one Samantha Jones. Hey, I like threesomes.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know I was three people. Yeah. And none of
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  Speaker 1: them are funny. really, and nothing great. So I'm going to,
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  Speaker 1: the worst one is this woman who is a professor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing the actress. Her acting is good. The
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  Speaker 1: storyline is, makes no sense. We don't care. So she
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  Speaker 1: was Miranda's professor. And even though Miranda has gone to
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  Speaker 1: LA to chase her non-binary standup comic pilot filming Che Diaz,
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  Speaker 1: they're talking on the phone all the time, which makes
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  Speaker 1: absolutely no sense because they have nothing in common. And she,
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  Speaker 1: the professor, thinks that her husband, who is a musician,
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  Speaker 1: is cheating on her and she has only her scenes
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  Speaker 1: by herself on the phone. It makes no sense. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what they were going to do with this woman,
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  Speaker 1: but I would get rid of that. It's too many people,
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  Speaker 1: too many storylines, and it's not interesting. I literally was
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  Speaker 1: skipping through it. The next uninteresting person, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: know people like her. It's the realtor. She's boning some guy.
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  Speaker 1: He has, you know, he has a wife still. She's
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  Speaker 1: not Samantha Jones. She's a good actress, but she's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing funny about her. I don't care. There was a,
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  Speaker 1: there was a line where she is with Carrie and
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  Speaker 1: Carrie goes, you know, it's like every year in my twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I kept thinking I wanted to stay the summer in
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  Speaker 1: the Hamptons, but I didn't. And she's like, what stopped you?
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  Speaker 1: Bethany Franco. Well, of course, Bethany loved that. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: did Andy Cohen know about it? Cause he and Carrie
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  Speaker 1: are best friends. No, I think it was just probably
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  Speaker 1: they did the scene a bunch of times. They threw
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  Speaker 1: that in and that's the one they chose knowing that
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  Speaker 1: it would get some people buzzing, which it did. And
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  Speaker 1: of course, you know, Bethany loved it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Um, now the next person is Nicole Parker is the
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  Speaker 1: actress and she's a documentarian and And her husband is
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  Speaker 1: madly in love with her and they're super rich. And
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  Speaker 1: her problem is that he always wants to have sex
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  Speaker 1: with her and he also always wants to give her money.
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  Speaker 1: And that's annoying. What? Okay. And then she's got a mean,
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  Speaker 1: rich mother-in-law. Really not interesting, except that she's pretty to
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  Speaker 1: look at and she does have great clothes. Then we
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  Speaker 1: have Charlotte. This is, I'm doing an order of least
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  Speaker 1: interesting to interesting. Then we have Charlotte and Her daughter, Lily,
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  Speaker 1: who is the daughter that she adopted, who's like perfect now,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to do classical piano anymore. She wants
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  Speaker 1: to do a Billie Eilish type of thing. Really boring.
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  Speaker 1: The other girl, Rocky, is just, we don't know what
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  Speaker 1: she's doing, if she is identifying as a boy or
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  Speaker 1: just like a gay teenager. I don't know. So that's that. Again,
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  Speaker 1: too many kids don't care. And, um, oh, thank God
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  Speaker 1: we have Mario Cantone in it. Please. I hope he
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  Speaker 1: has more scenes.
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  Speaker 6: He's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Now we have, I cannot believe I'm saying this, but
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  Speaker 1: I watched the show with my son, Drake, who is 20.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, mom, I can't believe it. The only
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  Speaker 1: interesting thing in this show is Che and Miranda. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I know. And Che Diaz, she is a good actress. Sarah, um, Rodriguez, right?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot her name, but the actress who plays Che
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  Speaker 1: is a good actress. Much better this season than last
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like I know her. And her story
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  Speaker 1: is they are in LA and she's filming her pilot.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is saying, where the hell did Miranda go? I
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  Speaker 1: said this last season. She's like a dork. She's a geek.
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  Speaker 1: She's out of touch. She's like a fumbling old lady.
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  Speaker 1: And they have no chemistry. It makes no sense. But
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  Speaker 1: once again, she's just, you know, madly in love with Che.
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  Speaker 1: And every scene is them going down on each other.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of nude stuff with Miranda, which is interesting
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  Speaker 1: because we never saw her nude 20 years ago in
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  Speaker 1: the show. She'd be like screwing some guy after the
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  Speaker 1: gym and keep her like jog bra on. But now
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  Speaker 1: full naked, full bush, Miranda Hobbs. And as they're getting
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  Speaker 1: ready to have sex with a strap on, And she's
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  Speaker 1: trying out different dildos and trying on the strap-ons because
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  Speaker 1: she's a newbie to being a lesbian. We're watching it
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  Speaker 1: and Carrie calls and Carrie's just laughing like, oh, you
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  Speaker 1: two silly people. I can't say gals. You two silly people.
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  Speaker 1: Just as if they were like, hi, we're putting together
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  Speaker 1: an Ikea, you know, dresser. Sorry, just I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: put you on speaker while we like get our screws together. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: literally screws. Just crazy. So that was, people were dying
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  Speaker 1: over that, but it's like, you can't look away. You can't,
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  Speaker 1: because this is the only interesting thing in the show.
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  Speaker 1: Then of course, I predicted that Tony Danza being Italian
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  Speaker 1: would be a problem because she is supposed to be,
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  Speaker 1: she is Mexican and Irish. So I loved that whole
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: storyline where Tony Danza says, hey, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be canceled by playing a Mexican. So I talked to
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  Speaker 1: the network. We're going to make you half Italian and
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: we're going to switch it and we're going to switch
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  Speaker 1: the character for the grandmother. All of that is a
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent real. I have been there. I sold a show, um,
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  Speaker 1: when I was 30 years old about my life, living
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  Speaker 1: with my parents, um, who are realtors. And I was
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  Speaker 1: the young realtor girl and and this is before any
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  Speaker 1: shows were about real estate, before any reality shows existed,
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  Speaker 1: I wrote a scripted show about my life and living
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  Speaker 1: with my two brothers who were living at home at
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  Speaker 1: 40 and all the things that would happen that were
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  Speaker 1: really funny because they were not setting the world on fire.
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  Speaker 1: We sell the show. Every time I pitched the show,
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  Speaker 1: every place loved it. Bidding more, we sell the show.
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  Speaker 1: The writer comes in, talks to the studio and is like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make both your brothers one brother and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make him 18. And I go, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not funny. Like an 18 year old that hasn't
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  Speaker 1: like found himself or isn't like setting the world on
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  Speaker 1: fire and is not that bright isn't funny. And also
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  Speaker 1: they're like, my one brother was a white, he is
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  Speaker 1: white and he was into rap and he had this
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  Speaker 1: name and everything. And that was very funny 20 years ago,
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  Speaker 1: but it was 100% true. that my brother who used
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  Speaker 1: to be into heavy metal is now doing rap. So
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  Speaker 1: that's what I, when I acted it out and everything
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  Speaker 1: in the rooms, that's what everyone loved. And then this
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  Speaker 1: watered down version of the show where now my two
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  Speaker 1: 40 year old something brothers are now one person who's 18.
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  Speaker 1: That's not funny. I was like, whatever, hopefully it goes.
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  Speaker 1: And I just get a check. It didn't go. So
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  Speaker 1: I love that storyline and that's great. And then also the,
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  Speaker 1: But then it comes down to Che Diaz. They say
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  Speaker 1: that she's gained weight in the wardrobe department and she's
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  Speaker 1: sensitive about her body around Miranda. And so in the end,
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  Speaker 1: whether you're gay, straight, LGBTQIA, non-binary, whatever, you're still, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: a girl who doesn't want to be fat. Like she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to be fat. She doesn't feel good when
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  Speaker 1: she's fat. She doesn't like being told that she's fat.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't like that her clothes don't fit. So in
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  Speaker 1: the end, it doesn't matter. And I thought that was
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  Speaker 1: kind of a good storyline because she was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed to say that I feel shitty about the fact
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  Speaker 1: that I'm fatter than I want to be. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a fact of life, you know?
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  Speaker 4: So now we.
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  Speaker 1: Get to Carrie, okay? And oh, how can I say
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  Speaker 1: the horrible standups, the standup joke that Che Diaz does
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  Speaker 1: at the comedy store is so bad. She's like, nobody walks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm from New York. Nobody walks in LA. That is
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  Speaker 1: the oldest, hackiest joke. Awful. Like I said, the laziest,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost like These writers on the show are like,
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  Speaker 1: we are jealous of standups and we are jealous of
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  Speaker 1: podcasters who are making their own way and doing great.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to shit on their craft in this
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  Speaker 1: show because we're bitter that we're in this fucking writer's room.
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  Speaker 1: And we're scared AI is going to take our job
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  Speaker 1: and we still don't have a deal with the networks
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and we're on strike. And they probably knew the strike
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: was coming and they're like, oh, I have a few
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: friends that are fucking... doing podcasts from their friend's house
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: in Cabo. Like I'm going to shit on these two industries. First,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to write shitty jokes for Che Diaz. So her,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: so her, their joke, their joke is nobody walks in,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in New York. Nobody, the audience crying. They show a
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: woman in the audience wiping away her tear that nobody
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: walks in LA. And then she goes, I, I just
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: booked an Uber to take me from my bathroom to
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: my living room. That's her closer. which you, that's what
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you always choose for your, your funniest moment, dying, dying, laughter, crying, crying.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Of course, this shows a hit, you know, it's going
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: to be such a hit for her TV show with
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Tony Danza playing her dad. So then playing their dad.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: So then, um, uh, that was awful. But then also, um, Okay,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that was a horrible Uber joke. Oh, and then also
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: they show Miranda going to clean up the beach in
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Santa Monica. There's about 85 people there. There's so much seaweed.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And then she's like putting seaweed in one bucket just
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: to bring the bucket four feet over to a bigger bucket. Awful, lazy,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and she loses her phone. And that was a stupid thing.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, our beaches are like maybe polluted.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: They are not fucking that disgustingly and dirty. I remember
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: there was an episode of Vanderpump Rules where... One of
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: the guys that got booted for, again, some awful racist
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: tweet or something he did five years prior, he was like, oh,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you guys, let's all go to the beach and clean
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: up the beach. And there was like nothing to clean
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: up anyway. So that was all done. Now let's get
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: into Carrie. Carrie's boning the podcast producer of her podcast,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Sex and the City. Again, this whole thing was to
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: shit on it. She didn't want to do an ad.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: They had to do an ad. She didn't want to
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: talk about her vagina on the ad. The boyfriend then
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: is like, oh, I'm downloading a final draft to rewrite
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: this ad. First, a final draft is when you write
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: a script. It's when you write Che Diaz's hilarious pilot,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and it's a program that you know, makes it so
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it's easy so you can do exterior, interior, you know,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the way you write it. A 60 second ad that
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you're going to write yourself, you could just do in
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: your notes section of your iPhone.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: So then she gets out the big computer and she
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: starts writing and they're like, it's a deal breaker if
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you don't do this ad. Just when she decides she
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: can do the ad, they come in, they say, oh,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: this isn't 2021 of podcasting anymore when everybody was killing
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: it and people had money. We just got bought out
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: and all these people are laid off. Your show has
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: been canceled because you didn't do the vagina ad. And
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: she walks out with a boyfriend slash producer and she goes, well,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: could we try to sell it to another network? And
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: he's like, Hey, it's not 2021 podcasting. Again, bitter writer,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: writer who's listening to Juicy Scoop, so fucking jealous of me.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: And well, it's over and you didn't do that ad.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my God. So the show
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: has been canceled, which I'm kind of thrilled about. So
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. I don't think we need to
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: see the podcasting. I don't think we'll ever see Bobby
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Lee again, who was her podcast host and he was
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: in an episode, the first episode, because his wife designed
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: her dress. Oh, I did love the end of the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: first dress that she wore her wedding dress to the
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Met Ball. Loved that part of the show. So there
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you go, you guys. I will not stop watching it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I will not stop loving and hating it. And I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: can't believe that I find the most interesting storyline, the
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: only one I care about, is Che Diaz. So you
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: know what? People change. That's what I'm saying. That's what
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I believe in the world. When new information comes my way,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I can change my mind. Just because I thought of
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: something three years ago doesn't mean I feel the same
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: way about it today.
• 21:28
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• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I have a work dad. I need a home dad.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 22:47
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• 22:50
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• 22:51
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Um, speaking of the, speaking of the podcasting, Harry and
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Megan continues the CEO of UTA, which he did not,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: UTA did not do Megan and Harry's Spotify deal for
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: the podcasting. So he like, he's like, they're untalented. He
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: said they're untalented. She's an untalented audio entertainer. I guess
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm calling it. An audio talent, audio entertainer. Um,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: So we don't know how much of the $ 20 million
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: they got, but now they also got $ 100 million from Netflix.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Of course, their documentary was huge viewership, huge, huge, huge.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Whether you liked it or not, that was a big
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: win for them. However, now the articles are coming out
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: allegedly that they may not get their full $ 100, 000, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I think they've gotten at least $ 50 million. They may
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: not get their full $ 100 million. They may just go, hey,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: we don't like any of the other ideas that you've pitched.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: We don't like any of your contract. So anything else.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: So here's the end of your contract. We already paid
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: you 50, but we're not going to pay you the
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: other 50 million. That's probably what's going to happen. Some
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: of the ideas that he had, first of all, for Spotify,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: they had to come up with other podcast ideas, which
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: none of them they liked. And that's what they can
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: also do in these contracts. They can There's probably something
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: in there like you have to come up with this stuff,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: but if we turn it down, we don't have to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: produce it and therefore you don't get all the money.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: One of the alleged podcast ideas that Harry had was
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that he was going to interview people like Obama and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump about their childhood trauma because he had such
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: horrible childhood trauma being a younger brother, being the spare.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And I was like, wow. I mean, honestly, that would
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: have been kind of funny, but of course they said
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: no because I don't think Donald Trump had childhood trauma
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and Obama, I believe, was raised much as an only child.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: So he doesn't have a mean older brother either. So
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I guess he really, he should have just, I think
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a better pitch would have been, I am only going
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to interview younger brother syndrome, people that suffered from younger
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: brother syndrome and had a mean older brother that was
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: between two and four years older than them and was like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: don't act like you know me in high school and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: was just like a dick. That could have been kind
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: of fun, but once again, Harry's not funny. Now, her
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: idea for Netflix, she was going to do a show.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: She wanted an animated show about a little girl who's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: inspired by historical female inspirational women. They said no to that. Also,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: animation is extremely expensive to produce. Extremely expensive, extremely hard,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: really hard to get done. years of pre-production. So animation
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: is not the way to go. She really should have done,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: if she wanted to keep that money, she should have said,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to celebrities' houses that also are
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: raising rescue chickens. And I'm going to interview them and
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: we're going to make an egg dish at the end.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You're fucking welcome. I could have been one of those people.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: A little up on the sad submarine, they have just
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: showed some of the submarine, the debris. As we know now,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: it appears to be an instantaneous explosion, which made me
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: feel better because when I was thinking about what it
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: would be like to be down there knowing that the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: possibility is that you're going to die and you have
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: days and maybe people are sick and maybe people have diarrhea,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: all of that. So to kind of know they didn't
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: know what hit them However, they did say, I think
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that they probably knew they were in trouble for a
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: little bit. Very sad. The 19-year-old boy who was with
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: his mother, his aunt said he didn't want to go
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and he was dreading going, but he decided to go
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: as a gift to his dad. His own mother now
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: has spoken and she said, no, I was supposed to go,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: but he wanted to go so badly, my son, that
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I let him have my spot. And he is incredible
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: at the Rubik's Cube and he wanted to do some
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: fun video, I guess, where he would solve the Rubik's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Cube down at the Titanic. So sad. But interesting that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: there's two different stories, that an aunt is saying one
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: thing and the actual mother is saying another. And the
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: mom is being calm. And anyway, just absolutely terrible, but interesting.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I also saw a conspiracy theory on TikTok of someone saying,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: this is a few days, this is probably like five
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: days ago, once we knew that it had exploded and it's,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and this guy was like, isn't it weird that we
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: don't see any video of them getting into the submarine
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and posting, like so excited to go down here. And
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I did think that was kind of weird, but then,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and then I thought, well, there is an iCloud, so
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: it must exist, but maybe they don't want to show
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that because it is such a tragedy. Clearly we know
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: because they were trying to say, is this even real?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Did this really happen? Of course it did. These are
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the victims. We know it. We've seen the debris. Now
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get into my next story. So this
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: is all over page six. Theo Vaughn, very funny comedian,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: very popular podcast. He had Roseanne Barr on and there
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: is a small clip of her saying the Holocaust wasn't real.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Six million Jews didn't die. Six million Jews should die
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: because they are the reason, they're the ones that screw
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: up everything. But it isn't true. It didn't happen. People
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: think that she really feels that way. Other people who
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: listen to the whole podcast said she is being sarcastic,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: being like, of course, when people come up with that
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: crazy theory, it is absolutely not true. We know the
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: tragedy of the Holocaust. But this is what's going viral.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: And I just think it's funny, interesting that it's on
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn's podcast. Because for those of you that are
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: old school Juicy Scoopers, I went on Theo Vaughn's podcast
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: when he had a partner. And it was called Allegedly.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: And I came on the show and I only knew
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Theo just a little bit from one time he was
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: on Chelsea Lately and like just the comedy scene. And
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: in that episode of his show, he asked me about
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: working on Chelsea Lately. And I said, and he goes,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I felt like everyone was scared working there. And I go, yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I was scared I'd lose my job every day. I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: was scared for my life every day that I'd lose
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: my job. They took that little bit of it and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: then they gave it to TMZ, who then wrote about it,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: because back then we didn't have the YouTube video, had
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: that as a headline, wrote about it. for five days
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: before the podcast was ever even available for you to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: listen to the full hour. Chelsea got word of that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: She went on Howard's turn and said things that were
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: not true. And I was trying to defend them. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: never sold stories about her. It's an old story. I
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: don't really want to get into it, but it was really,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: really awful. And it happened like seven or eight years ago.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And I just think it's funny that it happened on
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn's podcast and I'm seeing this happen again where
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: they're taking a clip out of context. But the good
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: news is the episode is available. So you can listen
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: to it and you can make your decision of what
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: you think she was, was she being sarcastic or was
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: she being serious? You can do that. And then, but
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: that was my situation and it wasn't great. But in
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the end, it all worked out. It all worked out
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: because all this other stuff happened and I couldn't really
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: work in this town anymore. And I had to build
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: up Juicy Scoop because I had no other way of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: doing entertainment than just to do it on my own.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So in the end, I thank Theo Vaughn for that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But at the time, it was extremely disheartening, horrible, having
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: people think that I deceived a friend and I was
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: awful and an awful employee and an annoying little twat.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I never did this. I never
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: sold stories about anybody to any tabloids for money or
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: for to be featured in it. Never, ever, ever happened.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: But that is what happened. And I had to like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: so anyway, I don't know what's going to happen to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Roseanne Barr. Probably not great. But like I said, I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: have not listened to the whole episode, but I probably
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: will on my flight home. Kim and Corey, the fighting continues.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: They just, TMZ just released a, a, um, a 911
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: call that she called very calmly, Kim, saying, I'm letting
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting my son from a play date.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: My ex-husband to be, Croy, said he was going to charge,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that he was going to file kidnapping charges for our
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: son because I arranged a play date with a kid
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: that he's played with for a long time. And the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: mom is my friend, but he is being so insane, Croy.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: He's saying that my friend has kidnapped my son. My
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: son is so traumatized by all of this. I'm going
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to pick up my son, but I'm just putting it
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: on record that he did this. Well, TMZ got the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: 911 call. Obviously, somebody in her camp let us know it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Because when you do hear her, you're like, oh God,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: these divorce petty fights, these two people, you feel bad
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: for the kids. He has said, oh, I thought he
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: was going to be like, please, that wasn't true. He
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: admits that that was true. Corey does. He said, but
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I don't approve of this mother. That's not cool either, dude.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You cannot be one of those divorced couples that are like,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want this person around my kid or this person.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, unless they're a convicted pedophile, you're going to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: have a hard time once you're officially divorced saying, I
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: don't want you, this girlfriend of yours around my child
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: or this boyfriend of yours around my child or whatever,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: unless there's real evidence that they are a danger to
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: your kids. So this is just a big nightmare. Kevin
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Costner divorce continues. Wow. So Christine has been married to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: him for 18 years, but there's a prenup. Part of
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the prenup that she signed in 2004 was, if we
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: break up, you're to get out of the marital home
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: within 30 days. Well, the marital home is in Carpinteria,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: which is a beautiful place in, just like right before
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. It's on the beach and it costs like
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: millions of dollars, a year just to run. And that's
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: where they had a couple other properties on it where
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: this guy was renting a property and there was a
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: little bit of a rumor. Did Christine have something going
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: on with this renter? And he has since said, no,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I had never had anything inappropriate going on with Kevin
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Costner's ex-wife. So she gets all her stuff together and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: writes this letter of why she needs at least $ 248, 000
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a month in Child Support for the three kids who
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: are 13, 15, and 16. And she goes through all
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: of it. We go on these vacations. We invite our
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: friends and family. We go on private jets. We have
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: private school. We have all these activities.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: We have gifts.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: We have caterers, chefs. This is how we live. And
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: my kids are entitled to continue living that way. He
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: made $ 19 million a year, Kevin, He has his place
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in Aspen and she said, oh, the Aspen makes a
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: lot of money because he can rent the Aspen place
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: out for $ 250 in a week at the height of
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the season. So he can pay me more. And even
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: with the $ 248, 000 a month, it still is only covering
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: about 60% of what we really do spend with my
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: children each month. So she is trying to get as
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: much as possible and obviously doesn't want this thing that
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: she signed 18 years ago to be part of the deal. Meanwhile,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Lenny and Lisa, that prenup's a joke. That prenup is like,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: get out of the house. This is real house in Miami.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Get out of the house. You can't live there. And,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: but I will pay you $ 2, 000 a year after we
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: divorced to go to your, go towards your retirement fund.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, that one is, so, so I am not
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: an expert on, um, prenups and how much they hold,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: but I would think once there's more than a decade
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: of being married, multiple kids, obviously the person that signed
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: that prenup is going to not be in such a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: horrible position versus someone who signs a prenup and is
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: gone in, you know, two years or something. Meanwhile, um, Oh,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: speaking of prenups and short marriages, Caitlyn Jenner just posted
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a photo on her, um, Instagram with a photo of
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Caitlyn as Bruce at Chloe's wedding to Lamar. And that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: was the photo that was posted to say, I love
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: being your stepfather. It's the ultimate gift. I met you
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: when you were four. Happy birthday, Chloe. And it was
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: kind of interesting because people are like, oh, it's interesting
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: that this is the photo. Other people said that might
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: be the last photo they have together. I mean, that's
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: kind of shocking if that is the last photo they
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: have together, but maybe it is. Or maybe that was
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the easiest one to find because Caitlin is of a
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: certain age, maybe doesn't have it like filed. I mean,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I always feel like whenever it's one of the, one
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: of Chris's kids' birthdays, it's like all these beautiful, all
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: these photos lined up. I mean, she must have someone
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that's like doing that and organizing it and being like, okay,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: tomorrow is Kim's birthday. These are the photos you shared
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: last year. These are the photos I put together to
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: share for this year. Okay.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Let's not do these two. Let's do these 18. Do
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a slideshow, move along. Like those organized things. Sometimes when
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: it's someone's birthday and I want to like post, I'm like, oh,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where to begin. I don't even
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: know where to find this photo, whatever. But thought that
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: was kind of interesting. All right, you guys, I'm very
• 37:14
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• 37:16
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• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in studio with me. And that's going to be the
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: rest of the show. And And then of course, on Friday,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I'll have a very juicy Patreon to get you through
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: the fun, long weekend that's happening for 4th of July.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: And that is at heathermcdolland.net. So now for more with
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Tori and Dean.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Now, this is one that I don't know if it's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: totally true or not. He did a post saying, you know,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: it's with a heavy heart and this and that. Then, no,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: we're not getting divorced. Then, the latest one is Dean
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: McDermott solemnly moves things into a storage days after Tori's spelling.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And then someone said, is he moving or is this
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: like the Ariana-sponsored move? Did you see during Vanderpump they
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: showed Ariana moving stuff and it turned out it was
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: just some moving business and she wasn't moving out of
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the house she shares with Tom. So I don't know
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: if they're really getting divorced or not. But a lot
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: of cheating allegations is what the latest thing is.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: But Dean cheated.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Like there's cheating stuff. So who knows?
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know anything about them.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Well, who cares? Kevin Costner's divorce.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: um the latest on this kind of juicy he's got
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: this 80 million thing in aspen that's not what they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: fighting over what they're fighting over is the 125 million
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: dollar house in carpenteria santa barbara that she lives in
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: with the kids 13 15 and 16 or something you
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: want to stay in california He said, based on the prenup,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you're to get out of that house. And he said,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: she's already spent $ 100, 000 on my credit card. She's trying
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to ruin my life. I don't think her spending $ 100, 000
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: on your credit card when you have an $ 80 million
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Aspen and like trying to ruin your life. Her attorneys
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: are like, we're not moving out of the house. I
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: don't care that there was a prenup 17 years ago
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: that said she would if you broke up. We're not. Meanwhile,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the juicy part from the son is he had this
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: like tech guy living in some other rental house on
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: their property or whatever. And they allegedly, the wife spent
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of time with him, the guy. But then
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: they got in an argument, the wife and him, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: he wanted him off the property. And he's like, no,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I signed a lease for a year. But in the end,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: he left three months early from the lease. So my
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: question is, was there something happening where there was a
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: relationship and then she got mad at him and was like,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: get rid of him? I would like to hear from
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that guy who rented the property. But he's being a real.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: But it was Kevin that cheated, right, on the show,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: which is why they're.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: On the show? Oh, with someone on the show. Right.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: That's a rumor too.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Because he's no longer on the show, which is a huge,
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: insanely huge hit.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Yes. And we don't know why. Right.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: But that's like the implication.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, are you a Yellowstone watcher?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not because I don't like Westerns, but it has
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: been recommended to me every hour since it started.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I know. Maybe we just watch it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: We can't go anywhere without somebody saying it's their favorite
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: show that's ever been made.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I think we should start watching it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Do you like Westerns?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: It's not a Western like 1951 with like bang, bang, bang.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: It's like a ranch.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's like they're rich people living in Yellowstone
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and like cheating and killing people, right?
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Well, if they kill people, then it's kind of like
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: a Western story.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: The comments are going, you don't know real life. Anyway.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I think Kevin Costner needs to be careful, though, because
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: in my opinion, first of all, I think that's not
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: a good look. I think that's so tacky and gross. Like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: you need to get out, sir. You're the Flander, and
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I don't care what's been proven. Leave your children where
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: they are.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Leave her where she is. Well, unless he's like, no, no, no, bitch.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You were cheating with the renter. Right.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: And....
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to hold you to this prenup because
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: my two other wives screwed me over and I don't care.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you have to be in an apartment
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: in Carpinteria. I'm saying just get out of the $ 125
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: million house and you guys can live in a $ 10
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: million house. Who would want to do that?
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Not me.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Not Lisa and Lenny from Miami. She doesn't want to
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: leave her $ 50 million for a $ 10 million apartment. Lenny
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: wanted her to go from the $ 50 million house to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a $ 3 million house. No. Well, a $ 3 million house
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: in Miami isn't going to get you on the water.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: No, that's like physically impossible to do after you've been
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: in a $ 50 million house.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: And she's in a $ 125 million. So what is he
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: saying that he wants her to go out into?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: He probably wants her to go off to Colorado, you know,
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: because that huge property.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, he doesn't want her in Aspen.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's true.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: No, that's just an extra thing he owns on the side.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: He wants her out of the carpentry room. But I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: like the argument as the attorney working for her. I
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: would be like, not only is it the kid's home,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: they go to school there. Like, we're just not moving.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: That's why I think it's not a good look. And
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's been plenty of blind items about Kevin
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Costner that weren't so blind that he has been unfaithful.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: And there's a very famous one, and this is obviously alleged,
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: and it was a blind item about him. involved in
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: some very shady, skanky sex acts like overseas.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Like what? Allegedly.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, it's like we don't want to. It's well,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: it was illegal. And he, you know, that fixer that
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: went to jail that did all that shit to Nicole Kidman,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: that famous fixer guy. And he was one of the
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: people that he fixed for was Kevin Costner. And he
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: buried a full thing like a statutory thing over overseas.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: That's the that's the allegation. And I would just be
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: careful if I were him. Like, take your Yellowstone money.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And all the rest of your piles and piles and
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: piles of money. And, like, be the bigger person. Be
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: a class act. Let your kids live where they live.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: It's Santa Barbara. It's not like it's around here.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I just think with her situation, whether she cheated
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: or not, if he wasn't pleasant and he cheated on her.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: When you're the third wife and you're 18 years younger
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: than your husband, you think there is no way this
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: old crotchety guy... is going to ever cheat on me.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: And the first 10, 12 years were probably seamless. They
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: probably got along great. They had the kids. Everything was great.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: It's probably only in the last few years when the
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: yellow zone started that then the kids are older. They're
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: not spending time together. They start being mean to each other.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: And he had a resurgence.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Some cheating on either side. Yeah, he got a resurgence.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: So he started to become a dick.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: And he's crotchety.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: And he probably thinks she's crotchety even though she's 32. No,
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: she's like 41, I think. Yeah, it was probably the
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: second she turned 40, he was whatever.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know what? It's not all that fun.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: This woman accidentally super glued her eyes shut. She mistaked
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: a bottle of nail glue for eye drops. So she
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: thought her eye dropped.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I had.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she turned to me. Okay. She went to the hospital.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: She's fine. But it reminds us of the girl that
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: used the Gorilla Glue on her head. Do you remember that?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: For a hairspray substitute or something. She tried to keep
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: her wig down. And she put Gorilla Glue on her wig. Anyway,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: that was really bad. It reminds me of... This has
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: happened more than on one occasion. And I'm embarrassed to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: say it. But I'm going to tell you guys because
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it's just as cute. Peter and I have separate sinks.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And they're, like, separated by, like, a tub area. And
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I have my own toothpaste and stuff. But I run
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: out just like I do Q-tips. And I always walk
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: over to his side and I take whatever I want.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: And I guess he had a rash or something. But
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I went and put what I thought was toothpaste on
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: my toothbrush.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: And it was Desitin.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: It's what babies use for a diaper rash. But it
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: seems to work good on whatever the fuck he.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: Had going on. It must have been, like, minty or not.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: It tastes like mint.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: It tastes like just paste.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: It's not icy hot.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: No. And I'm like, no, it's like a cream. It
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: looks just like a toothpaste thing. And it has happened
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: like on five different occasions over the years. Like I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: did not learn my lesson.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: It's like a cortisone based thing. Like you might just.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Have like a rash or something.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: And I'm like. Like Adele.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Brushing my teeth. Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Oh. I've never done that. And then you're like, how long?
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: And you're like, what the fuck is this? And then
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: you walk back over and you're like, great.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: And then I'm just horrified.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Horrified.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Horrified. Horrified. Um, Demi Lovato said she got tired of
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: using they, them pronouns. So it was absolutely exhausting. She said,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm constantly having to educate people, explain why I identify
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: with those pronouns. It was absolutely exhausting. I'm like, well,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: it might be exhausting for us too. But, um, and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: she said having access to the women's bathroom, even though
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I don't completely identify it with it, like you only
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: have two options, male and female. I feel like, oh,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: none of it makes sense to me. I just think
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it has to change. Anyway, she said everyone messes up
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: pronouns at some point, so it's just all out of respect. Yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: but now you've stopped.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Now we're all confused.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I just think that I'm not surprised by this. The
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: other girl, Courtney Stodden, who was the 16-year-old child bride,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: she said she was a they-them for a minute and
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: then just stopped. So I think, I don't know. Listen,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: whatever you want, I'm not. I just predict that this
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: is not going to stick.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: In general.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: In general. Look, I think a lot of people are
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: going to be whoever they want to be in the future,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: but I think the they-them thing, in my prediction, it's
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: just not really taking off or working for a number
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: of reasons. And I think people will start to abandon it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Like it's not sustainable.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just don't see it like that. being around
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: five years from now.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Taking off like camel toes do.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Right. Camel toe completely took off.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Totally took off. But let me tell you this. Okay.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: So gender neutral bathrooms exist. So that's a thing. We
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: don't need to worry about it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Which is great.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: Fine. But I can say this for me personally.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: And that should continue.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: And that should continue. Gender neutral bathrooms are chef's kiss.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: You're the best.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: And the way to go is just Individual stall.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Individual stall.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Guys don't have to wait longer.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Girls don't have to wait longer.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You just wait and you're alone. Shut the door.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Lock it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You're by yourself. Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: But you know what? On occasion, like I did the
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: other night when we went out, we were at a bar.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: I had to poo. You know what I did? Went
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: to the men's room. You know why? She does this
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: a lot. Because I love to poo in the men's room.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: I say, that's for you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Bye. And people, she's pooing at bars.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Get ready for our dinner. I had to do it. IBS.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: If I had to go poo at our dinner, I'll
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: go to the men's room.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I love that. I love that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Nobody talked to me. Nobody
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: said anything to me, whatever.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I can go wherever I want.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Cause at the end of the day, when you really
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: think about it, you're a free person.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Go where you want.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: I go where I want. Yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: I poo in the men's, I pee in the ladies.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Um, we were driving back from Arizona and, um, Drake
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: went to the boys room and I went to the
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: girls in a Lowe's, um, while we were charging the Tesla. And, um,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: He goes, mom. All of that.
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: Just all of that. He goes, mom.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Just cut that crap.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question about being a girl?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: And I said, I love that you want to know
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: what it's like to be a girl. Because there were
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: times when they were little and my younger son goes, mom,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: what's a tampon? And my older son said, it's like
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: a Band-Aid for your vagina. And I'm like, oh. that's
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: such a good explanation. You know, and like so anytime
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, let me tell you what it's like, you know.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: What do you want to know about what it's like
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to be a woman?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: And.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, mom, how many times you go to a
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: public bathroom in a girl's bathroom and it just like
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: smells like your nostrils want to escape inside of your
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: head and you want to kill yourself? And I go,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: probably about 2% of the time, 2, 3% of the time.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, it's about 75 for men. And it's
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: so disgusting. And so I put it on Reels. We
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: did it. And the comments are so hilarious where people
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: say guys save up for it at work.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: They, I don't know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: And girls don't want to do it in public.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: That's right, which is why I go to the men's.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Because of that 75%. I think maybe Julie was at
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: that Lowe's before you guys got there.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, blew it up.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I blew it up.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Save it up for Heather's birthday dinner. Okay, yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: I'm going to save it up. I'm going to save
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: it up.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Liz Hurley is starring in an erotic movie directed by
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: her 21-year-old son.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: And.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: So it is about, it's not out yet. It's called
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Strictly Confidential. It's about a woman unraveling the mystery of
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: her best friend's death, which includes intimate scenes between Liz's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: character and another woman directed by her 21-year-old son, Damien.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: By the way, very young to be a director.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: But anyway, also Damien takes most of his mother's bikini
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Insta photos. Well, so do my sons.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But I don't think they, first of all, I don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: think they're good enough to be directors. but if anyone
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: wants to put me in a movie, whether my son, yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: my daughter could, but if anyone wants to put me
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: in a movie with me going, um, if you don't
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: have to make out with a girl being that, you know,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: maybe that'll get me past my phobia of people, women,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: not thinking I'm hot. Um, I will take whatever movie
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it is, whether it's directed by my son or her son.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: He's gorgeous, though. I think he might be.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: Is he gay?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's stunning.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: I always think he's beautiful. He was, like, gorgeous when
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: he was, like, 12. Like, absolutely stunning.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: He's, like, the best-looking guy I've ever seen in my life.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: He looks like her. Now, she's going to be naked,
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: and I'm going to want to see that. And it's
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: an erotic movie, but she's doing just, like, sex scenes
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: with women. Are we going to get guys, too? I mean,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I would definitely watch this.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: It sounds like just women for now.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I'm watching this. She's the one who, like, invented... you know,
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: my like post 40 diet, which is all wine and
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: like a raisin a day.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what she said. She did.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: She was like, I have to have wine. So like
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: I eat, like I drink my dinner.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: And so I'm like, okay, I'll have one raisin and
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: like Elizabeth Hurley.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And I always think of when she was, um, what's
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: his name? Hugh Grant, who Hugh Grant, main girlfriend, when
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: he was caught picking up divine Brown and, a prostitute
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: back when prostitutes would have to walk on the street.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: The good old days.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: You had to get an outfit together. You couldn't just
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: stay in your bedroom and take a shot of your
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: crotch on OnlyFans and DM a couple guys and say, hey,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: want to see more for $ 10? No. You had to
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: get out there and work. No one wants to work anymore.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's like Kim Kardashian says, no one wants to work anymore. Anyway,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: then he got that and then she did have to
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: break up with him.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I always thought that was sexy that he did that personally.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: She probably knew he fucked around with women. And then
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: she was like, oh, fuck. Now I have to break
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: up with you.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Because you got a hooker.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: So many times guys cheat.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: And then the other person is like, like Khloe Kardashian.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: It's probably like, really, Tristan? I would have stayed with you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: But now I'm not a feminist if I do. Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: But aren't they back together?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Supposedly or supposedly not.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Because it's exactly like you're saying.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Because we're all like, yeah, when you're a public person
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: and your man cheats, if you choose to stay with them,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, unless you're Hillary Clinton or whatever,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: people don't.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, I rolled at that for a good decade. Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was like, really? That's so tragic.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: That's why my mother hated her.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I'm so judgy about that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: My parents who are liberal. hated Hillary Clinton because she,
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: because she, and then my most traditional, okay, in every way.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: And so she just like, she couldn't stand that she,
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: that Hillary Clinton at least didn't say something about it
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: or do something about it and then made women feel
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: bad because she stayed with him but then said, I'm
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: not a housewife who stays home and bake cookies. And
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: she thought she was a hypocrite. And I was like, okay.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: But then I was like, okay. Well, maybe she's the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: ultimate feminist where she's like, oh, no, no, no. No,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: he's a piece of shit and I've always known it.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: But my plan is to become the president or run
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: for the president one day.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: So I don't care.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: That's what people think.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I don't need to find another man. I'm not going
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to divorce him so it pleases you ladies making cookies.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: So who knows?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: There's lots of ways to look at it. Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: There's been a lot of shark attacks lately.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Have you guys known? Okay, one was my friend told me,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: my friend's daughter graduated from Yale with a girl that
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: just lost her foot. Did you hear about that?
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Was it on the East Coast?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It was Turks and Caicos. She was 21, and she
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: was snorkeling, and she was a runner and an athlete.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: She's going to be okay, but the foot is gone.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Then this woman, she is 73. She's going to be okay, but.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Look at her.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: She is fit.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. She was a diver in the Bahamas.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: She said, I could see the predator thrashing in the water,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: and I hit it with my hand to scare it off.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: There was blood everywhere.
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: I was dying.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I was going to bleed to death. I was afraid
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I was going to die. I was in severe pain. Anyway,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I guess it went after her leg, so it didn't
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: take it off while she was in the water, but
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: she has decided to amputate it. And she said that
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: they've never she's a professional diver. And she said they
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have never shown any aggression towards divers in the past.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: They would just swim around us. We take pictures of them.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: They never threatened us. I never felt like I was
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: in danger. So but she said, I don't think it's
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: going to hold me back. And she doesn't she doesn't
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: she's not mad at them for it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, you just went snorkeling. I know. And you
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: said it was the most beautiful snorkeling ever, and I
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: have it on my bucket list.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I snorkel all the time, but I feel like there's
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: been a lot of shark attacks.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: I think that my pointless non-scientific theory is that whatever's
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: going on with, like, you know, just pollution and, you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: water runoff, et cetera, whatever's getting into the water is, like,
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: giving them a little crazy. There's a couple, like. these
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: sharks are, are, they're getting violent because of whatever toxins
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: are in the water. And we can't, I saw a
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: baby shark far, far away when I was snorkeling in Hawaii.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: And I was like, Oh my God.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. Oh my God. Like, I don't, I know.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Definitely sure.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Baby sharks won't do anything.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Well, it was a little one. So I don't know
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: if it was a baby or just a certain kind
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: of shark.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Little, but I was so scared. Like, I'll just have to,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I'll just quit. Like I quit skiing. Like I'm just,
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: I'll just quit.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I do feel like something's going on with the sharks.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: So are you going to continue to snorkel?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're going to Cabo.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to. Okay, do you know about the crickets? Yes.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: The crickets are fucking terrifying. I had a couple crickets
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: stuck in a wall in my house. I didn't even
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: see them in person. And I was going insane. So
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: there's this place in Nevada that the crickets have taken
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: over this town. And I mean, like, they're everywhere.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: It's beyond. There was a thing. There was like a
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: warning that they... whatever to the people in the area
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: that were like try not to pile up the mormon
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: crickets they're called because it makes the streets too slick
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: and there's so many of them in the streets so
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: when you're driving over them it's creating an oil oh
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: it's creating an oil in the street because of all the.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Do they have any idea besides that the aliens brought
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: them i know shit why are they.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: I couldn't find it yet, but we'll find it. I'm
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: sure it's like those cicadas that live for 17 years
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: underground and then come out. There must be a thing
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: where they just do this every, I don't know what
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: their cycle is, but it must be this.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I feel so bad for these people.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine?
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: They must be in their homes and stuff. There's no
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: way you can keep them out of your home.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: I can't even imagine this. Have you seen them close up?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: What, do they look different than a normal cricket?
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: They're a little, they're a little bulbous. They're a little
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: more bulbous. And I have had in my, because I
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: have a cat, and he likes to bring crickets in.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: The big, like Jiminy Cricket.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. The huge crickets. Green, okay.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: They're brownish.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: But they look just like Jiminy Cricket, and they're enormous.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: And he holds it in his mouth.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: I thought that was Praying Mantis that looks like Jiminy Cricket.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: The Praying Mantis is. And he brings them into the house.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: And then he drops it down. And he's like, woo!
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: And then that thing's like.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Jiminy Cricket was gay, right?
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: So gay. He was like gay cricket. He was like
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: one of the first.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I think he was one of the first.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: Gay crickets.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: Although those are gay. They're here for gay pride.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: That is what it is.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: They're here for gay cricket pride.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: In Nevada, I mean.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: They're running the streets.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're running the streets.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Nevada is like the Florida of the West Coast.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, that seems like something that would
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: happen in Florida.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but the aliens, you know, when... The
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: supposed aliens appeared in Las Vegas.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Recently?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: You don't know what the aliens in the guy's backyard....
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Specifically in Nevada.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: In Las Vegas. And then they they the house is
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: now been like covered like it looks like it's like,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you know, for like termites.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: But it looks like I met a.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Guy recently or met I've known him for a little
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: bit who has this system. started to or he believes
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: not only was he taken by aliens okay that he
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: was has they've been talking to him okay and he
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: is currently now building uh-huh um something specific for them
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: that he told them to build in his backyard and
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: it is something such as a i believe it's some
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: sort of um rejuvenation chamber or a chamber where he
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: then talks to them.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Where does this... Who is this guy?
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: Where does he live? He lives in LA. In LA.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It's here.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: And he showed me pictures of what he's building. And
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: it's literally like he's doing Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: He currently has... It's absolutely unbelievable.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Will it rejuvenate our lower face?
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: He said that, yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Because if so, we might want to take a pop
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: He said only people with camel toes are allowed in,
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: and it's going to make it smooth so that all
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: you have is just the smooth opening.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: My biggest fear is getting abducted by aliens simply because
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: you come back and no one believes you. I mean,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: I feel bad. There's people I've met, I mean, too,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: like as kids that, They think it happened to them
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: as kids and now they're just stuck in this prison
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: and hell of people being like, oh, that's sad. You're crazy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: But they do get abducted.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: And then you, and no one believes you. And it's like, no,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I swear. And then it's like, no, you, no one
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: believes you. I just like, just don't abduct me because
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: I can't deal with that.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Well, apparently he, according to him, well.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: If they do, I'm going to watch your dateline about
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: how you went missing.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: And it's going to put me in a lot of ease.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Good, good, good.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: The best one, the best, Unsolved Mysteries is the town
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: in the Berkshires that saw all the aliens. Have you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: watched that?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: No, what's that?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Immediately. It's on Netflix. It's on the new Unsolved Mysteries.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: I can't remember the name. This first season.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: And just look for something that's like aliens.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Or Berkshires or whatever.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: And what's the story? An entire town in the Berkshires
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: in the 70s all saw the same fucking thing. Lights
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: in the sky came down and all of them said
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: that they then had an interaction with an alien.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: But that was for sure Richard bought me the Blue
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Stone Manor. But I do see Richard's balloon and I say, hi, Richard.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I cooked, I cleaned, I made it nice for the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: aliens and Luann and Sonia and Ramona. And I have
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: my whiskey and my bourbon. That's amazing. Berkshires will always
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: be Dorinda's land.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: And she was there.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: No, but it would have been before. It would have
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: been before she got that house because she got the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: house like in the 90s.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: But she grew up there.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: She grew up there. And we do have to ask
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: her about this. Yes.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: Apparently there was like a hugely famous thing. It's absolutely
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: bonkers that they all, whatever happened, they all experienced it.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: And it's generations.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: It'd be like a grandmother, a mother and a son
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: who all recall the same night they were driving down
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: the street. They all saw what they saw, woke up
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: on a different street with the grandma behind the wheel
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: who couldn't even drive any longer. And she was behind
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: the wheel. The mom was in the backseat and the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: son was like in the passenger, but they were five
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: streets over and the mother was driving. You know, it's
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: like they all remember it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: All of them.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: There's paintings. It was on the radio. Now they took,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: The government took the radio. Because someone on the radio.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Was like, holy shit.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: It was all over the town. But they got rid
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: of most of it. There's people who have paintings and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: things from that night.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's good. Well, with the guy that saw
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: the people in Las Vegas, they're like, why? They have
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: a little bit of iPhone footage or whatever when they...
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: But now, but there's nothing, no one's hearing from these
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: people anymore. And you're telling me that a family of four,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: like you call 911 to say something was in your backyard.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: And then this other, the cop comes over and has
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: his body cam and he's like, I'm not going to lie.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I just had a partner say he saw something fall
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: out of the sky. And then now the guy's like,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. You know, there's, it's whatever. But he said
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: they were like eight feet tall with big eyes. Two
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: of them in the back.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: And they always describe them the same.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: The same.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: They do always describe them the same.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: And it's eight feet tall with the guys.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the other one we saw, the other insane
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: documentary that was these kids in South Africa.
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  Speaker 4: It's called The Phenomenon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know about the South African thing where these
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  Speaker 1: kids all saw.
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  Speaker 6: No, those kids.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't say they were eight feet because they made them.
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  Speaker 4: Because they were so small. These ones were little for
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  Speaker 4: the kids, but they had the big eyes.
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  Speaker 6: And they were gray.
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  Speaker 4: And the eyes looked in my eyes. And they go
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  Speaker 4: and they tell them. And what did they tell you?
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  Speaker 4: They said that technology, I mean, this was like in
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  Speaker 4: the 80s. It was video. That technology was going to
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  Speaker 4: get too advanced. And it's like in the eyes. And
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  Speaker 4: they were just like telling them with eyes. They didn't speak.
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  Speaker 4: And the kids weren't scared.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people think that the aliens are us,
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  Speaker 1: but the future.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, they come back to say hi?
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  Speaker 1: No, that we're all the same thing, but it's like
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  Speaker 1: us in the future coming.
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  Speaker 6: Keep coming back to.
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  Speaker 1: That are us in the future.
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  Speaker 4: Well, mine better be like cute.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that would make so that we would evolve then.
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  Speaker 6: So human beings are going to evolve into telepathic eyes
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  Speaker 6: and the bodies are going to change and blah, blah, blah, blah. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, according to this guy, they are going to
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  Speaker 6: eradicate 73% of the population. They already started with COVID.
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  Speaker 1: Besides calling nurse Natalie to help you with your lower facelifts. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So you can go drink. Hopefully we'll pay them.
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  Speaker 3: Those thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: You know the ones I mean. The doesn't matter, it's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: nothing thoughts that become kind of something, become a bit much.
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  Speaker 2: holding it together just fine until suddenly you're not. You
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