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Hour 3 - Torpedo Talk · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Playball and away we go.
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Speaker 2: It's our number three, hour number three of the original
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Speaker 2: Recipe podcast Talking Baseball. We have our first controversy of
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, the Yankees analytical department tweaking with bats
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Speaker 2: is blank. We'll fill in the blank. Also, who is
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Speaker 2: the mad scientists behind these torpedo bats?
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Speaker 1: We'll discuss that.
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Speaker 2: And what is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill
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Speaker 2: saying that major League Baseball lets these torpedo bats slide
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Speaker 2: because it's the Yankees. We'll discuss all that and more
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Speaker 2: right now here. It is our number three some hot
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Speaker 2: torpedo talk. Wel come, in the beginning of another.
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Speaker 2: I see some of you knuckleheads already on hold, so
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Speaker 2: stay right there. But our lead this hour from baseball,
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Speaker 2: talking May's Ball. We are not even a week in
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Speaker 2: to the new baseball season. We have our first blossoming controversy.
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Speaker 2: You always remember your first the first brew haha in
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Speaker 2: Major League baseball. It's out of the Boogie down Bronx.
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Speaker 2: And I assume you know where I'm going with this,
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Speaker 2: but maybe not. Maybe you're not into baseball. You were
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Speaker 2: watching the college basketball. You don't care about baseball. They
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Speaker 2: put you many games. I'm not gonna watch baseball.
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Speaker 1: Shut up.
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Speaker 2: So over the weekend, the Yankees debuted their custom tour
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Speaker 2: Peto bats. Now Anthony Volpi and ja As Chisholm Junior
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Speaker 2: the Yankee players featuring these new torpedo bats. The bats
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Speaker 2: are designed with a thicker barrel. Sounds dirty, don it.
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Speaker 2: They've moved the weight around closer to the label. The
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Speaker 2: weight of the barrel is closer to the label. And
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Speaker 2: they say that it is all based on yes, the
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Speaker 2: A word analytics.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: And the nerds have arrived here and they say that
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Speaker 2: the Yankee study the hitting tendencies, the tendencies of these players,
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Speaker 2: and they determined that the way they make contact, they
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Speaker 2: need a thicker barrel. They need it shifted closer to
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Speaker 2: the label. Okay, So immediately this sparked a lot of
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Speaker 2: whispering and the angry posting on the social media. After
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Speaker 2: the Bronx Bombers put a twenty burger and beat the
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Speaker 2: Brew Crew twenty to nine in an American League slash
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Speaker 2: National League matchup there over the weekend in the league
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Speaker 2: action a franchise record nine home runs Holy Babe Ruth
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Speaker 2: and Lou Garrick Batman, Yeah nine home runs. Now overall,
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Speaker 2: the weekend has come and gone, and the Pinstripers walloped fifteen.
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Speaker 2: That is a record fifteen, a major league record, fifteen
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Speaker 2: home runs the first three games of the season. Of course,
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Speaker 2: it helps when you hit nine in one game. So
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Speaker 2: it is all the talk of baseball, all the talk
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Speaker 2: of baseball. So we're doing a talk show. Why don't
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Speaker 2: we talk about it. Let's get into it. Let us
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Speaker 2: discuss the question a right to a fill in the
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Speaker 2: blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the makeup
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Speaker 2: of the bat is blank. Again, the Yankees analytical department,
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Speaker 2: tweaking with the makeup of the bats is blank. So
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Speaker 2: I've got fifty shades of gray, robotics, engineer, and vineyard,
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Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and say, oh,
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Speaker 2: my aching back. The Brewers had an inking back after
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Speaker 2: this weekend. Holy crap. All right, anyway, so let us
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Speaker 2: discuss the answer to the question, the fill in the
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Speaker 2: blank question. The Yankees analytical department tweaking with the bats
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Speaker 2: is blank. And my word is it's a word from animation.
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Speaker 2: It is cartoonish, all right. My word is cartoonish because
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Speaker 2: watching the players it looks like a glitch on your TV.
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Speaker 2: If you're blind, trust me, it's like, what's wrong.
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Speaker 1: With the bat? I don't understand. What are they trying
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Speaker 1: to do?
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Speaker 2: I don't now remember when I was a kid and
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Speaker 2: I go out and there was this guy named Dave Parker,
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Speaker 2: and he actually he took this from like Willie stargel
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Speaker 2: In players before him, But he would be in the
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Speaker 2: on deck circle and he'd have a sledgehammer, and I
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Speaker 2: always thought, boy, that'd be fun if he went to
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Speaker 2: home plate with he'd forgotten just brought the sledgehammer up
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Speaker 2: to home plate.
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Speaker 1: But he never did. To my knowledge, he never did.
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Speaker 2: And this is a major league game with major league
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Speaker 2: players going up there.
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Speaker 1: It's a very unusual shape. And in terms of.
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Speaker 2: The outrage and the blowback, I have this in the
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Speaker 2: fifty shades of gray category. It is that gray area.
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Speaker 2: I need to learn a little more about it. At
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Speaker 2: this point we do the show today. At this point
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Speaker 2: it's gamesmanship. I'm not gonna completely go off the deep end,
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Speaker 2: and it's a very small sample size. So at this
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Speaker 2: point I'm going gamesmanship by the New York Yankees here,
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Speaker 2: and it's certainly testing the boundaries is what it is.
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Speaker 2: And for now major League Baseball there's saying that these
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Speaker 2: bats which look like bowling pins, if you know the
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Speaker 2: shape of the bowling pin, you're.
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Speaker 1: Go out bowling.
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Speaker 2: The number one participation sport for years has been bowling.
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Speaker 2: They say they're within the rules. And then the Major
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Speaker 2: League Baseball rule Book. I love how they break it down.
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Speaker 2: Rule three point two. Put that in your pipe and
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Speaker 2: smoke it. Rule three point oh two states that a
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Speaker 2: bat must be a smooth, round stick no more than
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Speaker 2: two point sixty one inches in diameter at the thickest
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Speaker 2: part and forty two inches in length, made of solid wood.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sure, I'm talking about bats here.
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Speaker 2: In case you just turned on the radio, you might
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Speaker 2: think I'm discussing something else. Now, the rule says that
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Speaker 2: there's nothing about the location of the fat part of
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Speaker 2: the bat. So where the chubby part of the bat is,
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Speaker 2: if you will, there's no rule that says the chubby
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Speaker 2: part has to be at the end. It's just always
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Speaker 2: been at the end of the bat, and that's just
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Speaker 2: kind of the way we've done things here, and so
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Speaker 2: there's no rule. It says that now the Yankees bat,
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Speaker 2: according to the spokespeople for baseball.
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Speaker 1: They say that the bat meets those specs.
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Speaker 2: You just cannot have any cork, no cork in the bat, sorry,
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Speaker 2: Sammy Sosa.
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Speaker 1: You can't hollow the bat out. There can't be.
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Speaker 2: Any foreign substances in the bat. And they claim that
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Speaker 2: that that is the case. So they've used modern advancements
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Speaker 2: here the New York Yankees and craftsmanship. The Yankees say
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Speaker 2: the design merely redistributes the wood to optimize optimize the contact,
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Speaker 2: not to alter the ball's reaction. There's no alter in
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Speaker 2: the reaction or distance in a any kind of legal way.
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Speaker 2: Of course, did you expect the Yankees to come out
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Speaker 2: here and say, O, yeah, we're cheating and here's how
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Speaker 2: we're doing it.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Now, Baseball did confirm. They said they looked into the
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Speaker 2: the bats complied. The Yankees are not the only team
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Speaker 2: using them. There's at least two other people who were
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Speaker 2: playing baseball over the weekend that were spotted using this bat,
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Speaker 2: not Yankees. They didn't hit a gazillion home runs. They
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Speaker 2: didn't hit a bunch of home runs. And the other
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Speaker 2: thing here which leads me to believe it's games from
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Speaker 2: a ship is.
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Speaker 1: If these were illegal, if these were illegal, you.
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Speaker 2: Would expect that the umpires would have immediately stepped in,
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Speaker 2: and you'd also think that the Yankees broadcast team would
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Speaker 2: not have advertised this like a billboard look at these
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Speaker 2: new bats, and it became a talking point on the
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Speaker 2: Yankee television broadcast over the weekend. I did so if
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Speaker 2: they were against the rules, they would have not advertised it.
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Speaker 2: Although keep in mind the cheating a holes in Houston
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Speaker 2: were using illegal contraband like trash cans and whistles and
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Speaker 2: we believe buzzers, and they put that in the Major
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Speaker 2: League Baseball World Series video. They had so much pride
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Speaker 2: that they were cheating, and Baseball Rob Manford loved it
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Speaker 2: so much that they put it in the video. The
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Speaker 2: World Series video, you could see the table where they
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Speaker 2: had the setup to alert the players fastball, breaking ball,
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Speaker 2: and how they could cheat. So there is this mindsets. Well, well, yeah,
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Speaker 2: the Yankees would have announced it if it was illegal. However,
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Speaker 2: the Astros in the World Series video, while they were cheating,
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Speaker 2: promoted the cheating right there.
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Speaker 1: So the rule.
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Speaker 2: Mentions going deeper into the minutia. The rule mentions experimental
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Speaker 2: bats need approval and so these are not standard bats.
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Speaker 2: There's no evidence that they're classified as experimental or unapproved
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Speaker 2: or no. Remember years ago and I was around baseball,
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Speaker 2: a lot guys would futz around during batting practice with
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Speaker 2: different bats. A lot of guys would use court bats
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Speaker 2: because chicks dig.
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Speaker 1: The long ball.
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Speaker 2: They'd try to press the girls in the crowd, and
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Speaker 2: sometimes that would work work out very well for them,
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Speaker 2: if you know what I mean. But in general, like
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Speaker 2: this type of thing, to use it in an actual game,
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Speaker 2: you gotta have extra hutzba to think you're gonna gonna
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Speaker 2: get away with something like that. And we do expect
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Speaker 2: the other teams to just if the Yankees continue to
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Speaker 2: play like this, and we'll see what happens when they
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Speaker 2: play a real team.
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Speaker 1: Not the Brewers. The Brewers look terrible, my god, We'll
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Speaker 1: see what happens.
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Speaker 2: But everyone will will eventually be doing it, and then
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Speaker 2: baseball is gonna have to re examine this and they'll have.
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Speaker 1: To revisit this later. Now.
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Speaker 2: Secondly, so who is the mad scientist, the evil scientists
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Speaker 2: that came up with this bad these torpedo bats for
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Speaker 2: the New York Yankees. I'm glad you asked, so we
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Speaker 2: know a little bit about this His name is Aaron Leenhart.
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Speaker 2: Aaron Leenhart. He was hired away from m I T
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Speaker 2: by the Yankees The Nerd Nerd Nerd Revenge of the
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Speaker 2: Nerds back in twenty eighteen. The MIT physicist turned baseball
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Speaker 2: analytical dark.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: He has a bachelor degree in electrical engineering. Electrical engineering,
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Speaker 2: and he used that to develop the unique bat at
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Speaker 2: the Yankees. It's all the rage in baseball this weekend.
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Speaker 2: Here one of the amazing things. It's the fat of
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Speaker 2: the bat. Everyone's oh my god, the fat part of
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Speaker 2: the bat's not there. It looks like it's not supposed
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Speaker 2: to be that way. And now Leenhrt doesn't even work
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Speaker 2: for the Yankees.
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Speaker 1: Here's the kicker.
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Speaker 2: So the guy that came up with this bat no
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Speaker 2: longer is employed by the Yankees.
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Speaker 1: Did he go back to MIT.
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: Does he work for NASA? No, he left the Yankees.
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Speaker 2: He's now the field coordinator for the Miami Marlins.
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Speaker 1: He just left this offseason.
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Speaker 2: Now, keep in mind, when you have that kind of degree,
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Speaker 2: when you are a electrical engineer and that's your degree,
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Speaker 2: most of those degrees lead you to a job in
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Speaker 2: like you become an aerospace engineer. You work for NASA
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Speaker 2: or SpaceX.
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Speaker 3: Or.
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Speaker 2: If you're a robotics engineer, same thing, same concept. You know,
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Speaker 2: you work from one of those companies, you're generally not
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Speaker 2: futzing around with lumber.
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Speaker 1: But here we are. All right, final thoughts.
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Speaker 2: So we had one player in particular for the Milwaukee
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Speaker 2: baseball team that was very upset by these bats. That
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Speaker 2: would be the closer Trevor McGill for Milwaukee. He told
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Speaker 2: The New York Post over the weekend that he thinks
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Speaker 2: it's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible terrible that the Yankees
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Speaker 2: are using the torpedo bats, saying, quote, I feel like
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Speaker 2: it's something used in slow pitch softball. McGill said, it's
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Speaker 2: genius put the mass all in one spot. It might
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Speaker 2: be Bush meaning Bush League, it might not be, but
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Speaker 2: it's the Yankees, he said, so they'll let it slide.
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Speaker 2: What is your reaction to Brewers closer Trevor McGill saying
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Speaker 2: Major League Baseball let these torpedo bats.
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Speaker 1: Slide because it's the Yankees.
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Speaker 2: So this is the whole mcgilla, by the way, the
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Speaker 2: whole mcgilla, not McGill. It's the whole mcgilla. A good quote.
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Speaker 2: It is a trip to the vineyard, is what it is,
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Speaker 2: picking sour grips. Now, people have always believed the table
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Speaker 2: is leaning towards the Yankees. I remember when I was
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Speaker 2: around baseball a lot back in the day, and any
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Speaker 2: of the teams that would go in if you got
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Speaker 2: in trouble with the League office before the Internet, and
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Speaker 2: you'd go to New York to play the Mets of
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Speaker 2: the Yankees, you'd have your appeal hearing in the Commissioner's
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Speaker 2: office right there on Park Avenue or Fifth Avenue in
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Speaker 2: Manhattan is Park. So you'd go to the League office,
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Speaker 2: you'd have in person because you're playing the Mets of
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Speaker 2: the Yankees, and inevitably you'd lose your appeal or it
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Speaker 2: would be reduced, but you'd still be suspended. And almost
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Speaker 2: always that would start against the Yankees or Mets, LUs
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Speaker 2: giving them a competitive advantage and used to drive people.
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Speaker 1: In baseball crazy, like every time I have to wait till.
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Speaker 2: We get to New York to meet with the commissioner
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Speaker 2: and then you end up getting suspended. Now nowadays it's
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Speaker 2: not quite the same. They have changed that over the years.
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Speaker 2: But as far as this guy, Trevor McGill is concerned
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Speaker 2: it is sour grave, so it to a point. You know,
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Speaker 2: major League Baseball's rules police are not the sharpest tool
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Speaker 2: in the toolbox there.
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Speaker 1: They're not the greatest. Did they actually beta test these?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I've never heard of this until this weekend. In terms
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Speaker 2: of the size and the fat part of the bat.
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Speaker 2: All that it's fine, They say, everything's okay, there's nothing
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Speaker 2: to see.
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Speaker 1: Here, and blah blah blah blah blah.
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Speaker 2: But does it actually significantly improve? Is this myth or
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Speaker 2: is this reality? Is it much better than a normal bat?
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Speaker 2: It's a very small sample size.
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Speaker 1: You know.
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Speaker 2: I tend to think over the course of the season,
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Speaker 2: it's not gonna be that big a deal and we'll
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Speaker 2: look back at this and we'll chuckle and be like, Oh,
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Speaker 2: that's the stupidest thing in the world.
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Speaker 1: I can't believe we talked about this. Are they really
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Speaker 1: magic bats?
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Speaker 2: Like if they're magic bats, then okay, then it's a
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Speaker 2: different conversation.
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Speaker 1: There's something in there.
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Speaker 2: But if you're just moving the wood around the fat
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Speaker 2: part of the wood, keep an eye on it. At
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Speaker 2: this point, games from ships subject to change, subject to change,
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Speaker 2: but everyone has access to it. So that's that's important.
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Speaker 2: It's not like only the Yankees are able to use
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Speaker 2: these bats. Anyone can use these type of bats. It
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Speaker 2: is the Ben Mallard Show.
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Speaker 2: The torpedo bats, The Talk of Baseball eight seven seven
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Speaker 2: Oh Jay Simpson, he's dead now. But OJ Simpson's blank
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Speaker 2: sold over the weekend at auction for over twenty four
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: Again, O J.
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Speaker 2: Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
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Speaker 2: And now back to the torpedo Ben Well, No, it's not.
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Speaker 2: I'm not the torpedo bill. It's the torpedo bat the
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Speaker 2: of Baseball Nation. Everyone talking about this bat the Yankees
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Speaker 2: used over the weekend. But time now for the Riddle
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Speaker 2: of the day. And here's the mallar Riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: Infamous character in American history, Oh J.
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Speaker 1: Simpson. So O. J.
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Speaker 2: Simpson's blank sold over the weekend at auction for over
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Speaker 2: twenty four thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: Over twenty four thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2: Digital space Monkey says a molding of OJ's torpedo bat.
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Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns says it was OJ's final bowel movement that
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Speaker 2: they were able to sell for twenty four thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2: Ferg Dog says his confession that he didn't do I
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Speaker 2: still believe him, says Ferg Dog.
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Speaker 1: So Ferg Doog is a true believer in OJ.
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Speaker 2: Scrooge is going with his Captain Underpants outfit that that
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Speaker 2: is the answer his contract with Hurtz.
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Speaker 1: From I forty E.
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Speaker 2: Who else do we have? King Roy says his pillow
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Speaker 2: is the way to go. Robbie the Mariner fan going
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Speaker 2: with his Twitter account? Who else do we have? A
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Speaker 2: yellow Man Crocks from Robin, Minnesota. JT the Wingman in
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Speaker 2: Knoxville's going with his kitchen knives OJ's kitchen knives? Who
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Speaker 2: else do we have? Page down, I can't read that
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Speaker 2: on the air. Orange Jumpsuit guests by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
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Speaker 2: Legally blind Christopher in Carolina says O. J. Simpson's estate
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Speaker 2: sold his Hurts rental car VHS tapes is Lucky Socks
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Speaker 2: from the chase guess by Gunner in Minnesota. His mug
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Speaker 2: shot guests by Trucker Joe Clove from Johnny Q. Tom
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Speaker 2: the Plumber says, the torpedo bass remind me the old
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Speaker 2: fungo bats. He says, well, there you go, they are.
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Speaker 2: They are similar, although no, the fungo bats was just
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Speaker 2: thin though. Who else do we have? Page down his knife,
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Speaker 2: big gig Rob Joe says his twig in berries. That's
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Speaker 2: Joe and Boston Viking Bats. Guess by Sir smokes a
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Speaker 2: lot white Bronco. White Bronco was tossed out by Mike
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Speaker 2: the leperkainright, Loray, No.
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Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? O? J. Simpson?
21:21
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, OJ's blank sold at auction for over
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Speaker 2: twenty four thousand dollars.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking it was the Bible that belonged to
21:31
Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian's dad that she tried to buy back. I
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Speaker 5: think they're selling it out of spite.
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Speaker 2: All right, So you think there's a Bible is at
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Speaker 2: the end? No, that is not that did so. But
21:40
Speaker 2: that's not what we're looking for. The answer is OJ
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Speaker 2: Simpson's expired nineteen eighty three driver's license sold over the
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Speaker 2: weekend at auction. Somebody paid twenty four thousand, four hundred
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Speaker 2: and sixty one dollars of their money for a nineteen
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Speaker 2: eighty three O. J. Simpson driver's license that lasted from
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Speaker 2: nineteen seventy nine to nineteen eighty three, and it had
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Speaker 2: his address on there. I think that's the same on
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Speaker 2: San Vicente. I think that's where he had lived up
22:19
Speaker 2: until the murders, and then he had to, you know,
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Speaker 2: had to move out of that neighborhood.
22:23
Speaker 1: So anyway, there it is. Let's go to the phones.
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Speaker 1: Do you keep your old driver's licenses? Do I keep
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Speaker 1: my own us?
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Speaker 2: I have like a collection of old like wallets of
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Speaker 2: old like random things. But it's like a drunk drawer.
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Speaker 2: It's not like I keep them. I just throw them
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Speaker 2: when they expired, I just throw them in the drunk drawer.
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Speaker 2: It's not like I'm saving them like I'm gonna be imagine.
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Speaker 1: That's probably what he did as well. Yeah, I would
22:45
Speaker 1: think I cut them up. Oh you cut them?
22:48
Speaker 2: You just want nothing to do with him, you know,
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Speaker 2: or anyone? Credit cards you cut? We're supposed cut credit
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Speaker 2: cards up right, they say that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the license I do too. I don't know. I
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Speaker 1: don't know why. Yeah, I don't.
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Speaker 2: I keep them around. I mean they're during it. I
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Speaker 2: don't really if you told me, where are they? I
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Speaker 2: kind of a drawer, but I'm not sure.
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Speaker 5: Like I guess I shouldn't because maybe one day somebody
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Speaker 5: will send twenty four thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, somebody paid big money for that. He
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Speaker 1: can be collectible. Amazing.
23:11
Speaker 2: Anyway, I need to kill two people first, well in
23:14
Speaker 2: a notorious way.
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Speaker 1: Not just kill two people, but you have to do
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Speaker 1: it in.
23:17
Speaker 2: A dramatic way and have the NBA Finals interrupted, and
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Speaker 2: then you're good to go. Let's go in to the
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Speaker 2: phones and we'll say hello to blind Scott, who's on
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Speaker 2: the north end of Boston. Hello, blind Scott.
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Speaker 3: I'm prepared to use my brother's identification next time anybody
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Speaker 3: talks to me. He's like coops age kind of. I'm
23:36
Speaker 3: not using mine anymore. It's not worth it, dude. Over. So,
23:41
Speaker 3: on Saturday morning, I called like a sports hub over
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Speaker 3: under a ninety eighty five show. I called ten times, right,
23:47
Speaker 3: I tweeted, and I was like, I'm calling in. I
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Speaker 3: called them ten times and the call screener kept hanging
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Speaker 3: up on me. So I call you to hang up,
23:54
Speaker 3: like the psycho behavior to do that to somebody, you
23:57
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So I tweet the guy like yo, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I didn't get through or whatever. You know, they know me.
24:02
Speaker 3: He's like, call next hour. So I called you next hour.
24:05
Speaker 3: They put me on hold. As soon as I hang up,
24:07
Speaker 3: they take a call. So like the host is just
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Speaker 3: like being a complete jerk to me, you know, like
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Speaker 3: he doesn't want me to call into the show, like
24:14
Speaker 3: he's enemies with Fred two each friend's and the many
24:17
Speaker 3: damn lipshats, you know, but like it hurt my feelings
24:20
Speaker 3: so much, like ruined my whole weekend. Like and then
24:24
Speaker 3: I ran into like a crossdresser and a diaper baby
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Speaker 3: and adult diaper baby. And this adult type of baby
24:29
Speaker 3: was like, do you want to change my diaper? And
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Speaker 3: I was like, well, where are we going to do this?
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Speaker 2: You know, how did you know it was an adult
24:37
Speaker 2: diaper baby because he told me.
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Speaker 1: He told me announced that. Okay, he said he.
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Speaker 3: Was thirty three. You know, he talked to me in
24:45
Speaker 3: the grocery.
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Speaker 2: Thirty three year old diaper baby.
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Speaker 3: The crossdresser two that I was laughing at me sad
24:51
Speaker 3: he wears women's clothes behind you know, behind closed doors.
24:55
Speaker 3: I was like, what a loser?
24:57
Speaker 1: Like, who does call that? Oscar de la Joya? What
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Speaker 1: we call that?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Like that's a fetish like that kind of growth to it?
25:03
Speaker 3: Isn't that leperkn guy? We got to talk about him
25:06
Speaker 3: because it's good content. He so that was a real goots.
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Speaker 3: So he calls it like a domesticated goot.
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Speaker 2: No, he said, no, he says it was a fake goose.
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Speaker 2: He's now claiming he was not a real goose.
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Speaker 1: He says he's.
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Speaker 3: Supposed to put those in your house, you know what
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Speaker 3: I mean.
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Speaker 1: So he's but he said when he's saying he did not,
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Speaker 1: he said he he was all a joke.
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Speaker 3: We'll give him a credits. Not Joe. But he tweeted
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Speaker 3: me fifty times over the weekend about it, that it
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Speaker 3: was a fake goose. So if it was a fake goots,
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Speaker 3: would you tweet someone fifty times telling them it was
25:33
Speaker 3: the domestic You believe.
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Speaker 2: He's worried that you're gonna go I'll call you authorities here.
25:36
Speaker 2: There'll be an investigation over the goose exactly like.
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Speaker 3: I would never do that. I would never do that.
25:41
Speaker 2: No, you would absolutely you're the kind of guy that
25:43
Speaker 2: would absolutely do that.
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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Come on, come on, you're
25:47
Speaker 1: the kind of you're the kind of person the police person.
25:52
Speaker 2: No, but you're also you. You would you contact the
25:55
Speaker 2: police if to your advantage you would.
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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, dude.
26:03
Speaker 3: I'm gonna break your ankles down. I'm gonna crap you,
26:05
Speaker 3: buy your ankles and f you for saying that I
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Speaker 3: would never do. Wow a.
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Speaker 2: Kind offer as that is. I think I'm gonna pass
26:14
Speaker 2: on that offer.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: You know, Fred Toucher has really nice ankles, like they're thin.
26:20
Speaker 2: Like he again, you're fascinated with Fred touch. I don't
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Speaker 2: understand why you love it so much. I don't get it.
26:27
Speaker 3: Oh I love them. When I hear a voice, it
26:29
Speaker 3: makes my my skin bubble. Dude. Earlier, these killer robots
26:33
Speaker 3: showed up here. Let me tell you this. They were
26:35
Speaker 3: knocking at the door right and they were killing robots.
26:38
Speaker 3: So I said, what should I do. It's gonna run
26:40
Speaker 3: down to the Charles. So if the killer robots are
26:43
Speaker 3: coming after you, the only way to escape them is
26:46
Speaker 3: to swim into the Charles. Because I can't get into
26:48
Speaker 3: the water. So, like you, what's the temperature of the
26:52
Speaker 3: Charles you think right now, how long would you live
26:54
Speaker 3: if you had to swim in that water.
26:58
Speaker 1: Let's see, I mean, I'm gonna look it up right now.
27:00
Speaker 2: I'm guessing temperature right now, I'm thinking, what do you think,
27:05
Speaker 2: like thirty degrees or something like that.
27:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's clear. So clearly I recognize that wasn't real.
27:11
Speaker 3: It was a delusion. But someone did that. They do
27:14
Speaker 3: that all the time around here. People try to do that. Like,
27:17
Speaker 3: but if you do go down, like if you do
27:20
Speaker 3: think killer robots are coming after you, you could end
27:22
Speaker 3: up in the harbor and try to swim across. I've
27:24
Speaker 3: actually done that. The coach guide will pick you up
27:26
Speaker 3: like in the water. But if you went in there now,
27:29
Speaker 3: you would probably swim across in this weather and still
27:32
Speaker 3: survive if there's no ice in it, if you are
27:34
Speaker 3: a pretty good swimmer, you know.
27:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well fascinating you should be.
27:38
Speaker 2: You should take notes from our guy in Vegas that
27:41
Speaker 2: goes around Mouthwash, the Mouthwash guy, because he swims in
27:45
Speaker 2: the water there and he gets cold.
27:46
Speaker 1: In Vegas, he'll go out in the blogee.
27:48
Speaker 3: He's a schizophrenic. That's a paranoid schizophrenic. That's why he's
27:52
Speaker 3: drinking like that, you know what I mean, he's trying
27:54
Speaker 3: to number.
27:55
Speaker 1: Well, we never heard from him in a while, so
27:56
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
27:57
Speaker 3: I thought about that too. He was sleeping on the
27:59
Speaker 3: fire escape time we called in and then we haven't
28:01
Speaker 3: heard from since. You probably went to detox and he'll
28:04
Speaker 3: get they'll fix him in the hospital, and then he'll
28:06
Speaker 3: call again. That's how it works. That's why the United
28:09
Speaker 3: States is broke.
28:10
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
28:11
Speaker 2: You've solved all you have, all the answers there, blinds
28:13
Speaker 2: got clearly. Let's go to the afore mentioned Mike the Leprechaun,
28:18
Speaker 2: who is next? Hello, Mike the lepreca Now you're swearing
28:21
Speaker 2: that was not a real that was not a real goose.
28:24
Speaker 1: That was all a bit. You're claiming that a hand
28:26
Speaker 1: to God? Is that correct?
28:32
Speaker 3: That's the goose right there?
28:34
Speaker 1: No, that is that's not it. That's a fit.
28:37
Speaker 2: That's no, no, no, no, the thing we heard was different.
28:43
Speaker 2: Oh that's more ridiculous.
28:49
Speaker 1: That's that's like, that's like lunatic.
28:52
Speaker 5: I am now convinced that it was a real goose,
28:54
Speaker 5: and now you're trying to play it.
28:55
Speaker 2: Off like you don't have Yeah, I think I think
28:58
Speaker 2: you're you're worried that you're you're not supposed to have
29:02
Speaker 2: a goose in your house, and you're worried that someone's gonna.
29:04
Speaker 3: Come and a yellow plastic toy. Oh my god, a
29:09
Speaker 3: yellow plastic toy.
29:11
Speaker 1: Does it sound nothing like it did the other day?
29:13
Speaker 1: How come it sounds different? No, it doesn't. It sounds different.
29:18
Speaker 1: That's a cartoon. That's not as a cartoon toy. That's
29:20
Speaker 1: not what you did the other day.
29:23
Speaker 3: Thank you for nominating me as a top fan with
29:26
Speaker 3: a badge on Facebook, and so I can rub your
29:29
Speaker 3: back back. I nominated you for brook.
29:31
Speaker 1: We have no control over that. That's automatic. No, no, no, no, no,
29:34
Speaker 1: I did that.
29:35
Speaker 2: I made Oh yeah, yeah, big big fan.
29:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
29:40
Speaker 2: How's the homegirl?
29:41
Speaker 3: Somebody call me a bro last week? How's the home girl?
29:45
Speaker 2: She's a she's sitting this out, she's I'm done my
29:50
Speaker 2: mental health. I cannot talk to a leprechaunt. In fact,
29:53
Speaker 2: she has nightmares now of leprechaunts. When she thinks about leprechauns.
29:57
Speaker 1: It's a bad No don't give them too much kind
29:58
Speaker 1: of man. I think it's him outside of work.
30:01
Speaker 3: Okay, performance on the trivia game that would be more.
30:07
Speaker 1: Well, that will be coming up next hour.
30:08
Speaker 2: We will have a new edition of Are You Smarter
30:11
Speaker 2: than the FSR Tech Queen?
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Speaker 1: Done? What time?
30:13
Speaker 5: I turned him off?
30:14
Speaker 2: That's the calls ended. Now we've moved on from from
30:17
Speaker 2: his contribution to the show. Ye all right, well, thank you.
30:21
Speaker 2: I'm sure he won't call up for the in advice line.
30:24
Speaker 2: That will never happen. Are you still there?
30:26
Speaker 1: James? By the way, James, are you still there?
30:30
Speaker 3: You did because I didn't hear that out. I'm still here.
30:42
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? Go back on, Hope. I didn't really
30:47
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. I just put you. I
30:48
Speaker 1: want to see if you're still there.
30:50
Speaker 2: Gunner rights in from the Walmart in northern Minnesota and says,
30:55
Speaker 2: blind Scott, you're a moron.
30:58
Speaker 1: That's from Gunner. Ferg Dog, that's a great drop.
31:04
Speaker 2: Ferg Dog writes in from southern California and says, can
31:07
Speaker 2: you please explain what an adult diaper baby is? Many
31:11
Speaker 2: of us are very confused right now. Well, if you
31:17
Speaker 2: if you were to say, there was like a a spectrum,
31:21
Speaker 2: and on the spectrum you had like the furries, you'd
31:25
Speaker 2: have adult wouldn't adult diaper baby.
31:27
Speaker 1: Be on the scene.
31:28
Speaker 5: Furries are sexually related.
31:30
Speaker 2: Somebody sexual I just said, a furry.
31:33
Speaker 5: Adult baby usually has a kink that goes with it.
31:36
Speaker 2: Well, I was in Pittsburgh years ago. I was standing
31:38
Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh and the hotel I was staying at. Somebody
31:41
Speaker 2: said that hotel's famous because that's where the furries have
31:45
Speaker 2: their convention in Pittsburgh at that hotel.
31:47
Speaker 5: A convention or an orgy, those are two very different things.
31:51
Speaker 2: It was a convention which could turn into an organ
31:55
Speaker 2: depending on right.
31:57
Speaker 1: I mean any basketball game, No, I think I think
32:01
Speaker 1: there's more. Well, yeah, that's what's NBA.
32:04
Speaker 2: Also, I've I've heard stories that the all professional athletes
32:08
Speaker 2: enjoy a good orgy. But but here's the thing, like
32:10
Speaker 2: the furry convention in Pittsburgh, like it's got there's a
32:16
Speaker 2: there's a stigma to there's a stigma to the furry lifestyle.
32:20
Speaker 2: But the adult baby thing is like a sub genre.
32:24
Speaker 2: It's the anti furry. It's the you ever met somebody
32:28
Speaker 2: into the diaper thing, not personally.
32:31
Speaker 5: You've heard stories, like I said, I've been on that
32:34
Speaker 5: fet left account before, and there are definitely some really
32:38
Speaker 5: odd things.
32:39
Speaker 1: What were you doing over there? You just kind of
32:40
Speaker 1: shopping around to see what's going on out there?
32:43
Speaker 5: I was, I was looking up a business idea.
32:46
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you tell them? What the business?
32:51
Speaker 1: You want to know? What are you going to do?
32:55
Speaker 1: I think before? Yeah, I don't remember, might have. I
32:58
Speaker 1: don't think you've talked about it the air.
33:00
Speaker 5: Maybe not, maybe not. So there's this thing called wet nurses.
33:04
Speaker 2: Okay, in Australia they make lots of money.
33:09
Speaker 1: Really, I don't think it's I don't think it's specific
33:12
Speaker 1: to us. You, I know it's legal there. Well, what
33:15
Speaker 1: is a wet what is it? I know what a
33:17
Speaker 1: nurse is.
33:19
Speaker 5: A lot of bodybuilders, professional men. They like to get
33:22
Speaker 5: milk straight from the tap. Let's put it like that.
33:24
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I got you? Okay? Interesting, Yes, and
33:29
Speaker 1: that there's a money making up. Oh my god.
33:31
Speaker 5: I had over like fifteen hundred messages in my inbox
33:34
Speaker 5: and then but there were some of those weirdos.
33:36
Speaker 1: Some of them were weird. Yeah.
33:39
Speaker 5: We were like who were like in diapers, like mommy please,
33:44
Speaker 5: oh no, I quit?
33:47
Speaker 2: You gave it gotta you want to make the money,
33:50
Speaker 2: thereda you gotta you know, you gotta make that.
33:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the ones that are going to pay
33:53
Speaker 1: the most.
33:54
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Speaker 2: purchaser of.
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Speaker 3: That driver's life. And could that be the blanker bonus time?
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Speaker 1: That could be? That could be the smoking gun right there.
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Speaker 2: Line six, Hello, line six, we're giving advice to those
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Speaker 2: offended by the torpedo bats of the Yankees.
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Speaker 3: Good job, Yankees. It's about time more baseball teams cheated
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Speaker 3: like the Patriots.
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Speaker 1: Oh there there's our guy from Maine. All right, rip
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Speaker 1: Robert Kraft, go ahead, get out of here. Line one,
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Speaker 1: you're on the Airline one. Hello, Oh my god, Lorena
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Speaker 1: was like one.
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Speaker 2: Okay, not even the women is God taking shots?
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Speaker 1: A Line three? Hello, line three and a cork torpedo.
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Speaker 1: All right, we'll do one more quickly. Cool bury up
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Speaker 1: on line one. You're on there, goe. Line one.
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Speaker 2: You gotta be faster. Line one, bad job. Line on,
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Speaker 2: you gotta go quick. Line one, Come on,