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Dead Sexy: Guardians of the Galaxy Review & Robin Williams Tribute · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  please cuz I actually think you know we we usually have a pretty high energy
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  intro from you Dave and um I actually think maybe our listeners would enjoy a
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  we're settling in for some chat how was that that's pretty good
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  that was uh that was quite fantastic and I and I must say I feel like just
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  bringing it down in not as well just uh I I want to bring that level down as
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  well so sure down further than that yeah yeah so I'm just going to I'm just going
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  to relax talk about dicks or maybe have a talk about some penises or something
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  yeah just nice and easy so what else is
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  new so Robin Williams is
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  dead yeah yeah that's true so I'll say this just a reminder back for those of
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  you who haven't been listening for very long uh other celebrity suicides we've
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  covered on this include um Tony Scott and we mocked him
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  mercilessly and that's a man we all quite admire so
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  [ __ ] I mean are we just gonna we just gonna give it to Robin Williams just
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  gonna give it to him are we or you don't admire Williams at
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  all well you know Tony Scott's more more in my field you know sure yeah well he
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  was but uh in my field I mean at the bottom of my
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  Harbor you mean um diving I don't think uh Rob Williams is in our field Dan he's
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  more in our hearts in our hearts um I like Robin Williams no I liked him how
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  could you how could you not like Robin Williams I mean really I mean even if
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  even if the last 50 movies of his weren't very good I mean well to be
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  honest I think the early stuff wasn't that good either I mean I I rewatched
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  Mrs dfire on the day he died and when you watch that kind of 20 30 years on
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  it's it's a bit [ __ ] it's it's really awful it it doesn't make any sense like
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  there's no logic to well D it's a guy that
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  like has lost his kids so dresses up as a maid to to to spend time with his
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  family I mean the concept itself is ridiculous that's true but even within
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  it the stuff that he does as the maid is so out of character for who he is when
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  he's not the maid you got have fight him would you terrible ma terrible maid for
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  example I mean there's this one part the first night he's being a maid he is an
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  absolute prick to the kids absolute prick like outof character prick and you
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  know I guess you could say it's so that the kids would hate the maid and ask for
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  the dad back but they don't say that that's why it is you just got to go
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  along with the fact that as miss out fire he's a [ __ ] to those kids on the
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  first day right then he goes downstairs to cook dinner sets fire to himself and
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  the kitchen starts screaming like screaming right none of those kids bad
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  an eyelid at that like even if you've got a made you hate if you hear a blood
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  curdling scream from downstairs you check that out right he then uh orders
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  dinner in right M it gets delivered he then sets the table with their stuff and
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  this takeaway then everyone comes in and is blown away that he's cooked dinner
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  was like a he he is the maid he he is supposed to cook the dinner
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  right also they're looking you can argue okay they're looking at the table wear
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  it's their table wear he's in their house right right thirdly why do the
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  kids give a [ __ ] how nice the dinner looks like it it's so
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  nonsensical so I'm glad he's dead I'm guessing there won't be a
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  sequel now though no well I don't know unless one of his kids is all grown up
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  and gets separated and then has to do the very same
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  thing yeah oh that could work y he goes into his dad's attic or something and
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  finds the mask after his dad's suicide that's inevitable really no if
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  you watch that film and then you heard that that character had committed
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  suicide you'd be like yeah well that makes sense sense have you seen the the
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  re-edited trailer that makes it look like it's a psychological
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  Thriller No really could you could you put that in the show notes that would I
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  Will's just put the audio straight in yeah all right yeah no well it it's the
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  trailer for Mrs outfire with new music and re-edited so that it's just the
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  story about this [ __ ] creepy guy who gets kicked out of his house and can't
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  see his kids and so he stalks them yeah that's a woman that's what happens yeah
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  I know that is what happens but it's it's yeah like I said just the music and
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  the and the edits have been made to make it works really well I'll put it in the
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  Shan notes well I mean I'm I I I liked Robin Williams I really liked him um I
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  was really really sad uh that that's the way he went out um yeah in fact one of
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  my favorite films from Robin Williams is um a film called What Dreams May Come
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  MH um it's quite a powerful film it's it's about his
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  um about him going into the Afterlife to search for his his wife and he finds out
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  because she killed herself um that she's in hell so he has to go to hell to try
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  and find her and this is after he dies of a car crash a little creepy now that
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  uh it's actually it's actually really uh beautifully shot it's it's it's it looks
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  amazing um I saw it I think it's from the 9s uh 98 or 99 um but it's a really
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  powerful film um it's one of my favorites that along with 1 Hour Photo
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  oh yeah oh yeah I mean like not necessarily his comedic roles he was the
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  best in I found because I mean Robin Williams being comedic is you know Robin
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  Williams being comedic but um some of his um some of his more serious roles I
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  really enjoyed um da you know that one hour photo was directed by Mark romanik
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  who does the N each nails videos yes yes I did yeah yeah I was really surprised
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  by that um yeah it's it's just uh it's a it's a great film 1 Hour Photo it's
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  really creepy and uh who could forget
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  Flubber of course and Jumanji Jumanji death to smoochi which I quite enjoyed
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  look I I actually met Robin Williams once and I can say with almost complete
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  certainty that he didn't really like me so uh there's that when did you meet him
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  I met him at the opening of Bicentennial Man right and I was working at Fox
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  Studios and they asked if he was to go down there to kind of make it look like
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  a lot of people were really excited about the opening of by Centennial man
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  right and uh he was a great guy he sat outside and and chatted and and uh they
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  were telling him Robin you got to come in the movie's about to start and he was
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  like no my fans are out here and just wanted to stay in chat which was awesome
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  um I told him that I'd liked him in toys uh which is apparently his worst movie
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  that he wishes he' never done right and uh when I said that he he gave me the
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  filthiest look and uh that was it so that's my Robin Williams experience wow
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  yeah and you never you never reconciled no and now now we never
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  will yeah that's that's the greatest tragedy well as long as we're name
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  dropping I uh I got to meet Trent resar once yeah yeah oh y y yep you pushed in
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  you pushed in front of me and he uh he told you to calm down yep he did he did
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  he said you cut in line and I said yes I did uh but it's okay cuz I brought him
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  yeah yeah can I name drop yeah sure sure
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  uh Tom Cruz Nicole Kidman together George Lucas together
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  George Lucas Nellie Portman y McGregor Hayden Christensen well you can leave that off
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  the list oh [ __ ] remember the time we went to the states were on Hollywood
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  Boulevard and you sucked off Ben affle that's right and now he's going to
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  be Batman so you've had the bat dick which one of his are you talking about
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  oh look I wasn't there for that truth it could have been anyone
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  yeah it was pretty dark I don't remember what what he said it was Ben Affleck and
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  I believed him yeah he was he was pretty dark yeah sorry but back on topic Rob
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  Williams um death by Suicide um if you're uh if you're feeling depressed um
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  just uh if you're going to do it don't be famous cuz it upsets
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  people that's true a lot of people had forgotten they liked him now they're
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  upset about it yeah there was a lot of that I mean there always is and it
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  always makes me feel a bit uncomfortable because I'm
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  like don't really ever mention this person ever I think the biggest example
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  of that was when Michael Jackson the disgusting pedophile died the very the
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  very next day he was a God again you know yeah no I was uh I I I was like no
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  no a creepy petto died yeah cuz I I worked in a music store when Michael
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  Jackson passed when you were touching children yeah go on we hadn't sold yeah
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  we hadn't sold a Michael Jackson album in years really and uh and anyone that
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  anytime you heard the name Michael Jackson was synonymous with child
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  abuse then he dies and
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  suddenly BS forgiven yeah that's right
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  now look I I obviously if he if he did things that's that's awful but I do feel
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  sorry for him in that his life was pretty [ __ ] up oh absolutely oh f for
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  God's sake like honestly how many other people's lives are [ __ ] up and they
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  don't molist children like come on like no no no of course I'm not sorry
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  to do this Jimmy but I've just I've had such a I've had a rough life just let me
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  do it I did I did try to to to point out that that wasn't what I was
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  saying well that's that's never really stopped us now all I meant was he he he
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  got incredibly famous when he was incredibly young and therefore Young and Beautiful
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  and and had a very different frame of reference for everything than everybody
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  else in the world did it certainly did seem like he lived on another planet
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  yeah it must have been very confusing being Michael Jackson and like someone
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  like Prince as I understand it is is similar in that they've just been so
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  famous for so long that they really just have no [ __ ] idea what is going on
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  they just live in this old this separate world yeah but Prince lives in an
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  awesome separate world not not I touch kids separate world true well well don't
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  speculate we don't know that Prince doesn't touch kids I'm sure Michael
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  Jackson's world was excellent until somebody said wait a minute you touching
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  kids and he was like yeah yeah what do you mean what's wrong with that touch
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  their penises what B Jesus Juice it's all good some yeah and then disturbing
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  and someone said you can't do that and he said what I don't understand sorry I
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  can't molest what and then unfortunately he was probably being telling the truth
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  he didn't understand yeah well um
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  speaking of not standing here's here's a really tenuous uh here's a really
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  tenuous link to our next story there's still some Robin Williams news down in
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  Games should we should we finish off yeah why not because it's not all it's
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  not all sad no it's all sad but but Robin is being immortalized in
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  the game world uh in a number of ways really uh cuz he was a gamer himself he
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  was named his kid God sake that's right that's right uh and there's a petition
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  to have him added to the new Zelda game yeah I don't quite know how that'll work
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  just be he'll be a body hanging from a tree I'd
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  imagine Jesus all right he'll also um
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  it's been announced will be an NPC in World of Warcraft yeah which is nice
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  apparently he'll be the um weird old man hanging around in a pub telling jokes a
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  that's nice from a tree or in a pub I'm sure that's how he'd want to be
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  remembered you can uh be remember fondly for all
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  your fantastic films or or we can put you as an NPC in an obscure online video
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  game it's not that obscure I was going to say I don't think it's
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  obscure uh well you'd be surprised I think the majority of the planet doesn't
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  even know what World of Warcraft is did I ever tell you about the time that a friend of
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  mine took my sister out on a date I love this story I know this story
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  yes go on I don't know if our listeners have though and so you know there's no
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  much backstory a friend of mine asked if I'd mind if you talk my sister on a date
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  I said of course not you know um not really up to me and uh so they went out they you
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  know uh went out to dinner next day she called me and said uh what's World of
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  Warcraft oh no and I said a good start why do you ask and she's like oh well
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  your friend who I went on a date with last night spent the entire night
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  talking about World of Warcraft who his character was and what Guild he was in
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  and how much gold he had and how much gold he had like a like a
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  Dar needless to say there was not a second dat but I can
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  just imagine it too you know I uh I've got quite a bit of cash you know you
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  might say that on a date to impress a girl quite a bit of cash oh yeah oh not
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  in this world obviously in the uh the virtual world head of the guild head of
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  the head sorry in a guild head of yeah
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  designed the tabed myself Jesus in
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  Photoshop so jents um if you are going
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  to date my sister uh just just keep it to yourself really just to uh quickly
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  clarify there Dan uh is your sister uh taken the moment or can any of our
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  listeners uh ring in and ask for a date with your sister no no she's married
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  with two kids but you never know you know what I mean no things change when
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  does that mean taken just keeping her options open in that's brother you are
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  don't want to tie down Ro William wife was married last
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  week oh ow I might have a go at
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  then ow oh I don't want anyone to make any assumptions that we are cold-hearted
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  but um that that was funny this just how we deal with things yeah that's right
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  that's right that that was funny uh what else is funny is um uh
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  religious morons are issuing fats against uh joining the Miss Mission to
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  Mars yeah so
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  are higher than living uh which constitutes a suicide uh which big no no
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  wait hold on so if you joined a hly holy war like say in the Crusades um and you
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  are a Muslim Fighter um there's a good chance you're going to die yeah I would
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  assume so and uh so I don't really get the logic I'm going to assume that's
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  different cuz the motivation probably
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  matters yeah mind you there will be 70 virgins on on Mars by the time Mars one
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  gets there you hear that Luke hear that 70 of them I've often wondered if that's
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  even in the Quran or if it's like it's like the Christians in the Rapture where
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  that's not even in the Bible oh half the [ __ ] in Christianity is not in the
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  actual Bible whatever the pope feels like saying this week oh well they know
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  they just they have meetings about it don't they and they all decide no they
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  cut out a lot of the Bible I'll tell you that much yeah no we've got Saints now
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  Saints you can pray to them as well yeah where does it say that in the ID it's
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  not idolatry just ignore the Old Testament and you'll be okay yeah
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  tonight on multiple religion gasm religion religion
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  gasm so um a bit of podcasting news bit meta uh that's not how we say it on this
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  podcast mate oh a bit of POC casting news if you're just joining us and you
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  don't know what a podcast is that's an iPod broadcast I think they might know if
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  they're listening don't make assp Matt yeah no that's fair that's fair
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  it's pocast but all right yeah well
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  we're we are obviously very successful podcast obvious po
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  podcast um but there are the most successful podcast no officially I think
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  the most successful podcaster is um Adam Corolla because they he is the one that
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  they chose to sue I've never heard of that who is he he's a podcaster what is
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  what kind of podcast is he do he's a comedian he's been around for a while
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  he's uh I don't know he's got a bunch of podcasts I don't know he has like a
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  network or something of podcast podcasts Let's uh let's take a moment and figure
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  out who he is before we talk about him Adam
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  Corolla free daily oh he got he's got the Adam Corolla show there you go yeah
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  free daily comedy daily [ __ ] you Adam Cora you're really making us look bad
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  creative title you got props for that I wonder how he came up with that yeah up
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  all thinking about that well apparently he was deemed the most successful
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  podcaster so uh personal audio a company
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  who happens to own a bunch of patents uh related to Distributing audio over the
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  Internet or something I guess yeah um decided to sue him uh for patent
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  infringement what on behalf of all podcasters no no no no no no on behalf
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  of them they they own the patents and he's he's using the patents he's not
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  paying them [ __ ] patent trolls so so so they sued him right turns out though
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  even the most successful podcaster in the world doesn't make any money from
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  podcasting and the judge said well what are you suing him for he doesn't make
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  any money oh God y so they uh that'd be condescending if it wasn't
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  true so how much money have we made from output I wish I wish we'd known this oh
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  we run at a loss we run at a loss Big L we do it for We Do It For Love uh and
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  actually I'll I'll talk a bit later on about how the listeners if they want can
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  uh can help us I think there's might be good opportunity to talk about it right
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  now man all right well hang on let me let me first read this this is a
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  statement from personal audio Yeah uh that they released in in June in July
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  sorry when personal audio first began its litigation it was under the
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  impression that car Cora the proclaimed goodness me it was under the impression
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  that Corolla the self-proclaimed largest podcaster in the world as well as
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  certain other podcasters were making significant money from infringing
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  personal audio patents after party's completed Discovery however it became
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  clear this was not the case as a result personal audio began to offer dismissals
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  from the case to the podcasting companies involved rather than to
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  litigate over the small amounts of money at
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  issue now Matt I don't want to uh get us
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  overstepping this sure but do we infringe on any of these patterns in our
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  podcast M uh I think it's hard to say to
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  be honest because I mean they dropped you're they dropped all the charges so
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  because I mean maybe one day some company will make a shitload of
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  model you get into if you're looking to make a fortune so well yeah that's true
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  yeah so I don't know uh so I think at this point we we might be um the judges
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  haven't decided but you know what's weird I was listening to an interview
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  with Ryan Johnson the other day the director uh of the upcoming Star Wars
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  sequels oh yeah and um they mentioned you know they were just kind of spatting
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  off some facts about his life uh and mentioned that he was you know dating a
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  prominent podcaster and it was the first time I'd heard kind of anyone in kind of
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  mainstream media even refer to a podcaster right you get what I mean and
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  the fact that like you know a celebrity director could date a celebrity podcaster
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  I mean why not yeah interesting well look what I'm saying is
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  we could have some you know some pretty high you know highbrow chicks maybe yeah
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  maybe podcasters are well I I don't think we leverage that enough to be
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  the audio for um something I can't remember what but then it just came when
• 26:31
  it cut back to them uh he goes I just came from the movie to the studio so had
• 26:37
  everything thing prepared but like I literally spat my drink because I
• 26:42
  thought that the person who was least like in the world to make that kind of
• 26:45
  comment literally just came back from a trailer and went I just
• 26:52
  came but I play the audio from the trailers that's interesting yeah they read perfectly
• 26:57
  well interesting you kind of your brain fills in the blanks yeah cuz why some of the gamer
• 27:03
  podcasts that I've listened to in the past do that where they they play the
• 27:06
  game trailers for the week and I'm like well that doesn't
• 27:08
  translate that sounds really boring yeah I mean for a film I can see that makes
• 27:14
  slightly more sense because you know like you can like more like a radio play
• 27:19
  kind of thing but for a game I mean if you don't see what the game is how can
• 27:24
  you know whether it's any good like it seems pointless very strange
• 27:29
  any of you guys want to talk about [ __ ] the dead only if far you do a jingle for
• 27:35
  that exact segment [ __ ] the
• 27:42
  Dead all right this week on [ __ ] the dead oh this week on [ __ ] the dead
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  Ohio morg worker Kenneth Douglas has sex with up to 100
• 27:53
  corpses true story apparently uh he well
• 27:58
  he's a morg worker as I covered in the uh the intro um he has been charged I
• 28:04
  believe now um his wife attempted to turn him in earlier and the police
• 28:11
  wouldn't listen to him listen to her um wow so he's been yeah he's been arrested
• 28:16
  charged and sentenced to three years in prison
• 28:20
  um oh hang on was in 2008 so you get 3
• 28:24
  years in prison no he pleaded guilty in 2012 right right right right but do you
• 28:29
  know how they found him do you know how he got caught he has had sex with 100
• 28:34
  dead women between 1976 in 1992 while he worked there he
• 28:39
  didn't get caught right until they were investigating the rape and murder of a
• 28:45
  19-year-old girl right and the guy who killed her said yeah I murdered her I
• 28:51
  admited but I didn't rape her and they went [ __ ] this corpse is full of
• 28:56
  semen and he's like I'm [ __ ] admitting to the murder if I raped her
• 29:00
  I'd tell you and then they tested it and they went yeah you know what this is not your
• 29:06
  Sean Jesus and that's how they caught the morg worker who was [ __ ] the dead
• 29:13
  you know I just I often think you start with one right and you think this is the
• 29:17
  only time like I'm not doing this again see what this is like this is sick and
• 29:22
  twisted and I'm I'm not doing this again but you kind of like it mhm and then
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  said he said he wouldn't do it if he wasn't drinking or smoking
• 29:33
  crack I got I just suggestion well it's my suggestion is don't drink or smoke
• 29:38
  crack at work and it probably won't come up he but he's probably not the most
• 29:41
  intelligent of men I mean I love his his explanation when they said like how
• 29:45
  could you do this and he said and I quote I would just get on top of them
• 29:49
  and pull my pants down so matter of fact he's like no how
• 29:55
  could you psychologically do this just how did you physically do this that's
• 29:59
  right well you know it's funny um having made a movie about it when I was a bit
• 30:04
  younger um and thinking how hilarious it was and then thinking about the fact
• 30:09
  that someone actually did this not once not twice not five times over a hundred
• 30:14
  times but here's how I reckon that happens cuz as you say you do it once
• 30:18
  and you're like [ __ ] this is the only time like I work in a morg I see these
• 30:22
  beautiful beautiful kabas every day right I just have to once I have to do
• 30:27
  it you're like it enough to do it again and you're like this is the last time
• 30:30
  this is absolutely the last time it happens a third time right by the time
• 30:35
  you're up to the 50th 60th 70th or 80th time you may as well just go with it you
• 30:39
  know what I mean oh once you [ __ ] 80 dead bodies you may as well [ __ ] a 100
• 30:44
  once you [ __ ] 80 bad bodies that's your thing and no one can call you on it
• 30:47
  no one can call you on it no that's no but I I mean I'm going to say it was
• 30:53
  probably more than 100 yeah he's admitting to 100 mind you if you're
• 30:57
  going to admit to 100 you m to them all well I mean he probably doesn't really
• 31:02
  know like unless he's got like a record of it like yeah guy D 100's probably
• 31:07
  just the largest number he can count to when they said how many bodies would you
• 31:10
  [ __ ] he probably went I know 100 yeah doesn't seem like he's he's too
• 31:17
  Bluey yeah well anyway he's uh he's in
• 31:20
  jail now so so my question now how long how long's he in jail
• 31:26
  for uh 3 years you [ __ ] so you
• 31:30
  can years in prison 100 corpses and the
• 31:34
  most you are going to get is a 100 years
• 31:37
  I mean years three years yeah no no but that's a good point Dave even if it was
• 31:44
  only one year per dead woman you raped
• 31:47
  that's still a 100 years yeah that's true oh so I guess there's no real
• 31:54
  Tipping Point like where like you know they just sort of go well whether it was
• 31:59
  five or it was 100 you're getting three years one is bad enough 100 is too much to
• 32:06
  process but my question is Dave you have and for those of you who don't know Dave
• 32:11
  wrote and directed a film in the early 2000s called necro about this exact
• 32:16
  thing and I want to know how close did you get to what to the story I don't
• 32:23
  mean to actually doing it I mean like to reality now that we know that this has
• 32:26
  really happened is this basically the plot of your film or would you go now
• 32:31
  that you know what happened would you go back and change some details in the film
• 32:34
  if you could uh I i' probably have more corpses um more yeah yeah yeah because I think I
• 32:40
  mean how many were there in the film two two I think saw two really and there was
• 32:46
  there was three if you count the alleyway so if it's if you [ __ ] 100
• 32:51
  corpses for 3 years in prison you [ __ ] two corpses that's like a week Max
• 32:56
  right not good at maths but if you're like yeah I'm not doing anything next
• 33:01
  week I'll [ __ ] a course today next week's a ride off cuz I'll be in prison
• 33:06
  then I'll be out again yeah well he did he did progress to murder in the in the
• 33:11
  film so um is that online can we link to that in the show notes to necro yeah I
• 33:17
  don't know if it is no it's not online and uh it will never be online okay well
• 33:21
  if you want to copy just um send an email to Daniel
• 33:24
  mg.com send you a DVD or if you want to speak to the director personally just
• 33:29
  give him a call on and have a chat with
• 33:35
  him oh
• 33:38
  god um well I guess speaking of [ __ ]
• 33:43
  the dead um apparently you can have an ejaculating [ __ ] as your company
• 33:48
  logo yeah yeah someone want to someone want to explain this I'm going to click
• 33:53
  this little link here what am I going to see well have a look this is a uh this
• 33:56
  is a a fast food company called Dirty Bird uh which's logo is a d and a b uh
• 34:03
  next to each other uh made into a chicken but just have a look and um tell
• 34:08
  me what that looks like that literally looks like a [ __ ]
• 34:14
  ejaculating yeah yeah it's an ejacul literally literally it does I I didn't
• 34:20
  even notice the D and the B I just he just thought it was a in fact
• 34:25
  you you said it's a d and a b and I was like where where oh right there they are
• 34:29
  so needless to say there have been complaints yeah the looks like a chicken
• 34:34
  the town is in upro yeah yeah I see the chicken I just and I see the dick but I
• 34:39
  uh yeah well either way it's a [ __ ] yeah yeah that is so obvious like how could
• 34:46
  not how could someone who designed the logo I reckon someone who designed it
• 34:48
  was having a bit of a joke of course like I remember you designed a logo for
• 34:53
  me Dan yeah um was that an dribbling
• 34:58
  it was yeah sitting on top of a computer was it I mean was it
• 35:04
  intentional the well some the other some the company they produce some other
• 35:08
  posters such as touch my thigh and touch
• 35:10
  my breast oh oh right interesting where
• 35:15
  can I see those um they only just refer to them they don't show you pictures
• 35:22
  H that's a because yeah I mean I mean it does look like that and I I mean it
• 35:28
  seems like some people were overreacting like this woman says I was
• 35:31
  queing out with my two sons and when I looked at the logo and realized what it
• 35:34
  represents it's not the sort of thing that should be on display around
• 35:37
  children I mean well children should know what that represents no I mean it
• 35:41
  does look like a chicken as well yeah know what that represents you have other
• 35:46
  problems exactly it does look like a chicken as well mind you I mean
• 35:52
  yeah if it was done on purpose maybe there is something to it I mean some
• 35:56
  things just look like [ __ ] I mean I'm just looking here at another article uh
• 36:01
  about a skate park that uh nobody thought anything of until uh they
• 36:06
  realized because of Google Earth that from above it's a [ __ ] and
• 36:11
  balls yeah well I'm sure that stuff happens all the time pting it in
• 36:18
  here CU stuff just looks like genitals it's just how stuff works
• 36:23
  yeah let me look at this felic skate park it's certainly
• 36:30
  does that's great
• 36:35
  yeah that skate park is great though that looks it's it's like
• 36:41
  3D yeah it's it's like a mold of a [ __ ] if you were going to make one out of
• 36:46
  yeah exactly or a big [ __ ] cookie yeah but what's that phenomenon
• 36:51
  where humans see human faces reflected in things which is why we think we see
• 36:55
  the Virgin Mary and Jesus CHR paria paradia or something paradia yeah is
• 37:00
  there a version of that that's constantly seeing cops well I mean we
• 37:03
  look for patterns in everything apparently like that's why people are
• 37:06
  more inclined to believe something is you know if they see patterns where
• 37:10
  there are no patterns they believe you know eventually they'll win Lotto or you
• 37:14
  know 50/50 on the Poke machines eventually it's going to be a win you
• 37:19
  know what I mean like yeah we look for pattern when there aren't so that
• 37:22
  wouldn't surprise me if we see penises in things I mean I see penises in things
• 37:27
  I guess yeah I do too but I watched an awful lot of gay porn yeah exactly
• 37:33
  yeah and I mean just I this point just let that one slide Dan yeah whatever
• 37:38
  yeah nobody nobody called me on that someone says something remotely sexual
• 37:43
  all over them but D just blatantly comes out and says something yep cool yeah
• 37:47
  it's no fun if it's that easy no [Music]
• 37:53
  exactly well speaking of um dicks um Phil
• 37:58
  has quit the game industry again no look I feel sorry for Phil fish cuz he gets
• 38:04
  lagged on but he does Bring It On yeah and The Temper that he has about it is
• 38:08
  just so entertaining yeah well in I think it's somewhat Justified this time
• 38:14
  there there's been some drama I don't want to go into it because it's stupid
• 38:17
  but um there was some drama surrounding a female game developer and and her
• 38:24
  relationships which have nothing to do with anything um but Phil fish got up on
• 38:29
  got on Twitter and kind of berated a lot of people who were harassing her about
• 38:34
  it um so they hacked the polytron his
• 38:39
  his company polytron um Dropbox account and released all their financial and
• 38:43
  personal information including his social security information and Jesus
• 38:47
  hacked their website and put all the files up so everyone could download them
• 38:50
  and basically ruined both his professional and personal life well
• 38:54
  that's um look I think Phil fish is a dick but come on internet yeah that's full
• 39:01
  Onish is going to cold blooded [ __ ] murder someone well the he's not he's
• 39:07
  he's he's he's not he's just a horribly depressed person I'm sure like he's not
• 39:12
  going to kill anybody he's just you know he's just oh man feel really sorry for
• 39:18
  him you know yeah that's that's pretty [ __ ] now that you can't stand up for a
• 39:22
  woman I mean I don't know I don't know the details but that you have to worry
• 39:26
  about getting [ __ ] this bad yeah just
• 39:30
  for posting a tweet the whole situation with with that is somewhat complicated I
• 39:35
  don't really want to go into it on here because I don't know enough about it and
• 39:38
  it's not my business anyway like just because it's got nothing to do with
• 39:41
  games but they I wish all did that look I don't want to go into details about
• 39:46
  this because it's quite honestly none of my business anyway look yeah this girl's
• 39:50
  ex-boyfriend came out and posted this big blog post about how she was cheating
• 39:55
  on him with a bunch of journalists over over a period of time including just
• 39:59
  loves Jour well as a as a game developer it's not good if she does you
• 40:05
  know what I mean so um there were allegations that she was sleeping with
• 40:10
  some guy from Kotaku in exchange for coverage of the game all that kind of
• 40:14
  stuff but then uh Kotaku released a statement saying he's never written an
• 40:18
  article about the game ever uh and they were dating um so what's the problem
• 40:25
  basically those are the facts they were dating and he never wrote an article
• 40:27
  about her so what so you know end of story yeah um so yeah and it all got a bit out of
• 40:34
  hand and they were um yeah went overboard and now Phil fish
• 40:40
  is he said that the Fez 2 IP is up for sale uh cuz he wants out because games
• 40:46
  are all games are all [ __ ] yeah I
• 40:52
  mean he does antagonize them a lot so and he has
• 40:57
  in the past drawn attention to himself so he probably should have just stayed
• 41:03
  out of it yeah yeah yeah but he can't help himself no no which is half his
• 41:10
  problem I think I think it's probably best if he does step out to be honest of
• 41:14
  the industry not of life of the industry you heard it here first multiple nasm
• 41:19
  Matthew ham wants Phil fish to kill himself no I don't I don't but I do
• 41:23
  worry that he will to be honest he's clearly unstable well yeah yeah but I
• 41:28
  mean most gamers are aren't they really you you listened to any any uh uh online
• 41:35
  video game chats you you'll just know that most people are just [ __ ]
• 41:40
  unstable [ __ ] yeah the problem is they all get together on the internet
• 41:45
  and yeah so Phil if you're out there kill
• 41:53
  [Music] yourself H so um I saw a movie this week
• 41:59
  that I think Dan has seen already I think he may have even brought it up on the
• 42:03
  podcast uh it's a movie called lock and it's set entirely in a car and all it is
• 42:10
  is a series of phone calls for an hour and a half and it is one of the most
• 42:15
  captivating hour and a half films I have seen in a very very long time I is it
• 42:22
  could not pause it I just was I just I
• 42:27
  had to was broken yeah yeah yeah so I was um bundled up watching this on a
• 42:33
  notebook and um I was just enthralled I just I couldn't believe how engaging
• 42:38
  something could be in such a contained environment it's uh it's it's a credit
• 42:42
  to the writer and the director of the film um that that he managed to pull
• 42:47
  this off so well uh the acting I don't know who's the main actor is but he was
• 42:51
  really good Tom Hardy Tom Hardy and I couldn't work out what kind of accent he
• 42:55
  had what kind of accent South African but then it's not it's Welsh yeah
• 43:02
  right he's could it he's Welsh accents a very hard one to pick he's good at
• 43:07
  accents Tom Hardy he's an Aussie in Mad Max the You Mad Max wait not Tom Hardy
• 43:13
  who played Bane Tom Tom Hardy Tom Hardy wait so the guy that played
• 43:21
  Bane is that some kind of
• 43:26
  fall talk you don't understand what I'm saying
• 43:31
  hello I sex with and have a baby we're talking about the same guy
• 43:38
  right yeah no no I mean like that is the guy that's in this film yeah yeah cool
• 43:43
  the yeah cool I like him yeah he's good he's in um what's that movie with Shila
• 43:49
  Buff sh oh yeah um criminal something like that yeah the one where they make
• 43:55
  moonshine or something oh I think it's called Moon Shiner Moon Shiner yeah yeah
• 44:01
  that was a good film too and he I think he had a different accent in that as
• 44:04
  well I think he had a kind I think he's one of those guys that does a different
• 44:07
  accent in every movie like Christian Bale says that he's never done the same
• 44:11
  accent in two films because you can't remember yeah he just he's not good at
• 44:16
  I've never done the same accent in two
• 44:21
  scenes but I just um I thought it was really good you should uh you should
• 44:26
  watch it guys it's it's really really good yeah it's good oldfashioned
• 44:29
  storytelling it is literally one actor
• 44:33
  in a car the whole film it's but even just with the voices you you just get to
• 44:38
  know the other characters so well you know just by by the way they speak and just
• 44:43
  his personality is is a really interesting type of personality type
• 44:48
  that you don't normally see in film yeah he's he's just got this air of what's
• 44:54
  the word Dan it's it's not it's this
• 44:57
  sort of logical kind of um sense of Duty
• 45:02
  it's it's really it's really quite interesting because he literally
• 45:05
  destroys his own life with a series of phone calls like it's
• 45:11
  unbelievable do that you you yeah well that's the thing you watch this movie
• 45:15
  and you're just you kind of you you can't look away but it's it's so awkward
• 45:21
  to watch him just systematically [ __ ] up
• 45:25
  his professional life his personal life relationships everything and you're just
• 45:31
  going dude [ __ ] just just think about this man I know like turn around just
• 45:35
  turn around just turn around you don't have to do this but he's just got all
• 45:39
  this baggage from his own father probably giving it too much
• 45:44
  detail now but yeah it's a good movie go and watch it yeah you should um also
• 45:48
  watched a little film called bad neighbors with uh a little lady I like to call
• 45:55
  roseburn I think it's her name don't don't gloss over the fact that
• 45:59
  you've watched a Zack Efron movie oh it's um it was
• 46:04
  truly truly terrible and it it it it's
• 46:09
  it I mean it had robes burning I thought can't be that bad Sur it was it was
• 46:14
  atrocious I I don't think I laughed once during the entire thing it looked pretty
• 46:18
  bad it's so bad and and it's just not
• 46:22
  funny no it's very predictable just just
• 46:28
  trash just trash I I feel lesser of a person for having you know people this
• 46:33
  is the movie that everyone just did for paychecks yeah they did not care about
• 46:37
  this movie at all the Cinematic equivalent of a McDonald's chains bger
• 46:41
  then yeah just yep that's exactly what it is Dan yeah you know it's not even
• 46:45
  very good you know I watched a movie with roseb in it oh really go on uh
• 46:52
  Insidious oh it's a horror film that I
• 46:56
  think it's a out or coming uh and it's
• 47:01
  by what's the Australian guy who did saw oh James Juan yeah pretty sure it's him
• 47:08
  anyway it's well it's got a bunch of Aussies in it um so I'm
• 47:13
  fairly certain yeah James one yeah definitely so it's got roseburn in it
• 47:17
  and it's uh a horror story where their their kid gets uh possessed by
• 47:23
  Supernatural forces what's this movie called in idious oh that's a great film
• 47:28
  except for the ending terrible yeah it was good and then got a bit silly at the
• 47:34
  end yeah I thought it was called inside ear yeah it's called inside
• 47:41
  ear can't wait to get inside is can't wait to inside is all is it's a movie
• 47:47
  set in the western suburbs of Sydney um yeah but it stars uh it stars the guy
• 47:54
  from as well doesn't it uh yes it does
• 47:58
  uh and it's also got um two what are the two Angus Samson and some other Aussie
• 48:04
  guy is Angus Samson is that the guy I'm thinking of let me Google that yeah
• 48:07
  you're thinking of Angus Samson he no you're thinking of Angus Sams
• 48:13
  yeah is he the one who tries to get insiders yeah yeah I'm pretty sure he
• 48:18
  does yeah he's in and some other Australian guy but they trying they're
• 48:21
  doing very um I mean to me very obvious American accents because I know that
• 48:25
  they're Australian so I thought that was a bit distracting what about Rosemary
• 48:28
  burn is she doing an American accent she she is but I didn't notice so there you
• 48:33
  go um but I've seen her in other stuff like X-Men with so she she sold me on
• 48:38
  that that aspect but yeah that was that was pretty good some good scares it was
• 48:43
  a it's a jump scare movie which they annoy me a bit because uh yeah yeah
• 48:48
  there is but what about oh that one scene during the day when you think
• 48:51
  nothing scary could happen right now and then I think I know you mean where
• 48:55
  they're set around the table oh sounds riving No I don't want to say
• 48:59
  anything because it's a pretty good it's pretty good
• 49:02
  scare so I went to the movies this week as well and I went and saw a movie that
• 49:08
  up until a week ago I had literally no intention of watching in fact I
• 49:13
  mentioned on last week's podcast how [ __ ] the trailers for Guardians of
• 49:19
  the Galaxy were M but Matt and Luke
• 49:24
  assured me that this was a good movie promised me that I would okay from the
• 49:30
  one guy that likes every comic book movie and the other guy who thinks that
• 49:33
  any movie is okay cuz you going watch it while you're ring okay yep go
• 49:37
  on I can't watch my eying at the do my eying at the movies
• 49:43
  so so I reluctantly took myself off to
• 49:47
  the cinema and I paid the $45 that it now costs for two people to watch a
• 49:52
  [ __ ] movie right but I've got to say that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of
• 49:59
  the best films I have ever seen oh [ __ ]
• 50:02
  off [ __ ] off and it proves right that you can make a movie set in a crazy
• 50:09
  Universe with ridiculous bizarre characters and if you are a good
• 50:14
  filmmaker that can tell a good story well mhm then that movie can be a
• 50:19
  success [ __ ] this is the best films ever made it is
• 50:25
  such really good is it's really good see
• 50:29
  it it is it is funny it is moving it is
• 50:34
  thought-provoking it is action-packed I mean for a movie that stars two pro
• 50:40
  wrestlers yeah like it is so good and I honestly it it's like movies in the 80s
• 50:47
  where they just go okay ridiculous premise ignore that we're just going to
• 50:51
  tell a really good story and it's made so well and I think we even talked about
• 50:58
  the fact that like none of us had any respect for James gun because TR that he
• 51:03
  had I mean I mostly know him as the host of scream Queens right
• 51:08
  right he has [ __ ] knocked this one out of the park yeah yeah cuz I watched
• 51:13
  that film of his super um and I really didn't like it how to build your super
• 51:19
  fund yeah right it's just about saving up for retirement um yeah oh Jesus yeah
• 51:26
  no I just didn't like that and so when I when the when guardian started and it's
• 51:29
  said um directed by James gun that was literally the only thing I could think
• 51:33
  of that he directed and I was like ah [ __ ] yeah well here's the thing I looked
• 51:37
  at the trailer and thought I actually want to watch that that looks like a fun
• 51:40
  romp through space which I would probably enjoy it is but to hear Dan say
• 51:44
  it it's an amazingly well done fantastic
• 51:48
  film I'm just a little surpris it's just
• 51:52
  with all these movies like an absolute abundance of superhero and big budget
• 51:58
  Sci-Fi movies now you've got all the Avengers which I liked and you've got
• 52:02
  the the Transformers which are fine to you know like they're all just
• 52:06
  bombarding us with this really specific type of Storytelling technique you know
• 52:11
  what I mean they're so similar across the board and this one exists in
• 52:16
  parallel to those but is quite different right yeah like storytelling is a really
• 52:22
  refreshing return to form okay well I'm definitely going to go see it then but
• 52:27
  has anyone here seen Transformers dinosaur did anyone even bother to see
• 52:31
  that no I've listened I've listened to the score quite a lot because it's
• 52:35
  actually really good but it's the highest grossing film of the year though
• 52:39
  is it yes it is it's made up no Guardian
• 52:43
  is the highest grossing domestic I.E
• 52:47
  just America mhm right but uh dinosaur has made over a billion dollars
• 52:52
  worldwide I love her we just call a dinosaur
• 52:58
  oh awful well I I watched uh three sequels since we last talked I watched
• 53:04
  yeah I watched um a bunch of Marvel sequels um basically and some other
• 53:10
  stuff and you know what's funny like he says that like but I bet it actually
• 53:13
  went like hey hey Jenna do you you reck we should do a day of Marvel
• 53:18
  sequels no it was a few days it was a few days um uh Spider-Man 2 Amazing
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  Spider-Man 2 rather you know the the the newer ones so they not [ __ ] Sam Ry ones y well
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  enjoy the first one so how did you with the second one didn't like it that much
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  either um maybe you going to stop now or you going to keep punishing yourself
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  with movies you know are going to be [ __ ] no I mean I'll I'll continue to
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  watch them you will yeah but uh no look has who has anyone else seen
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  this what this one I know yes I have I just feel like you can't get on your
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  high horse at this point Dan totally fair no no no no no no these
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  the Guardians and this film are in completely different ballpark in my
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  opinion the Guardians was like amazing honestly guys like I'm not going to give
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  anything away right Dave get this but at the end when the little pow comes up
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  what I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah yeah of course honestly I cried three
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  times in Guardians of the Galaxy what you yeah you didn't even cry at the end
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  of 6 feet under yeah I wept three times three separate times my God Dave Dave
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  it's great go and see it it's really good hold on if this made Daniel weep
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  three times if I watch it I may kill myself after I see it I don't know if I
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  can look the thing is like cuz Dave you know I've got a problem with with
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  sentimentality in problem if it's mishandled right but this just [ __ ]
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  got me do you know what I mean it just took me along and I was with this every
• 54:44
  and the only reason I saw this is because you two told me it was good and
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  I had to know and uh I've been holding off talking to you about it all week cuz
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  I wanted to mention on I saw that You' put it in in the list and I wanted to
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  ask but I thought no I want to know I wanted to find out whether you liked it
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  or not but I want to continue talking about this off air because I [ __ ]
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  love this movie yeah cool all right great all right well yeah Spider-Man 2
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  Amazing Spider-Man 2 uh I wasn't that big on it I thought uh in particular Ryo
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  was [ __ ] and I thought um did it look as awful as that one picture we saw of him
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  a year ago in production oh no no no no that that the photo of him he I mean
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  he's got a CG Rhino suit on him right that is that ridiculous at all but it's
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  he's got a stupid Russian accent because I love that we saw this photo of it
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  years ago and then we forgot to even we forgot to even care about it once it
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  came out so yeah I want to see I'm Googling Rhino movie this is not even
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  going to come up and I thought I don't know Andrew Garfield's is fine it's just I don't
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  know I don't I just don't like him as much as the other ones and I wasn't that great
• 55:52
  and I thought Electro was a bit like generic not like you're in pain Matt
• 55:57
  it's just a movie buddy it's okay all right fine it's a movie you know you
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  didn't like it's the sequel to a movie you hated that's true that's true I really
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  like the soundtrack it's like eating a piece of [ __ ] and then going back for
• 56:11
  seconds expecting that to taste different because some time has passed
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  but enough about Applebees well all right the next sequel I want to talk
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  about is Captain America 2 uh which is [ __ ] awesome yeah I'm
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  going to assume you li that one a bit better better
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  yeah uh that's actually a Marvel Studio you did like the first captain in
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  America am and I'll tell you the theme Here is going to be also I did just say
• 56:37
  captain man America so I'm aware of it Captain an enemy the theme here that is going to be
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  and it's going to give you a bit of a spoiler for the third one oh that's
• 56:46
  going to ruin it the Marvel Studios ones are excellent and the rest of them aren't
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  so uh Guardians excellent Captain America too excellent Amazing Spider-Man
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  I didn't like it and um the third one I'm going to talk
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  about is the new X-Men uh which I also didn't really like that much gay of
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  Future Past that's right um but yeah Captain America 2 is great
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  it's a good action movie it's got uh Samuel L Jackson in this awesome car
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  chase like [ __ ] awesome car chase you've seen it haven't you Luke yes I
• 57:15
  have yeah it's really good no it's just a cool action movie what did you think Luke
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  um it's good to watch while doing the iring yeah all right fine Luke does a
• 57:27
  lot of iring I do a lot yeah have we ever have we um have we just stopped uh
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  with the gags now we're just going back to the old ones is that what we're
• 57:36
  doing yeah we don't need new ones yeah right okay and X-Men Days of Future Past
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  it was all right it was just I didn't mind it I thought it was all right it
• 57:45
  was I don't know just it I want it's time it's a time travel
• 57:50
  movie again and that again like they just piss me off because it's like the
• 57:54
  premise is that they send Wolverine back in time in his own mind so he can only
• 57:59
  go back to his younger body cuz that's how it works so he goes back to his
• 58:02
  younger self okay before you go any further man it's wolv varine wolvin yeah
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  they send him back to himself as as when he's younger to change what happens so
• 58:12
  he can change things but it doesn't take effect until he wakes up again so he
• 58:16
  goes back in time and does all this stuff yeah but but if if he doesn't wake
• 58:20
  up again it doesn't who goes back in time wvar right okay good back in time
• 58:27
  and it's just like as soon as that kind of came into it I was like I don't like
• 58:32
  this anymore who do they get to write these things well I it's I think it's a
• 58:37
  story line from the from the book so it is no it's an existing storyline but
• 58:41
  they back in time yeah but unfortunately
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  the uh the character that uh actually does go back in time in the in the
• 58:50
  comics and in the TV series as well uh is not played by as popular an actor no
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  no it was it but they because they made it that was played by Ellen pagee she
• 59:00
  was too young so her character wouldn't be alive back in the70s why are they all
• 59:04
  the same age in the future like none of them have aged from the last movie well
• 59:09
  wolver doesn't age that's the thing no no no but the rest of them like Ellen
• 59:12
  Page looks who doesn't age in Wolverine w sorry wolvar right okay it's getting
• 59:18
  confused them have aged they all look though I mean they look a bit older cuz
• 59:21
  they are a bit older the actors but they I mean it just it's very strange that
• 59:25
  it's supposed to be the future but they all look the same and then and then they
• 59:29
  go back in time and they're all young like it's it's really that's what I
• 59:32
  always enjoyed about Buffy and Angel is when you look at the first season you
• 59:34
  see Spike and Angel who are vampires who don't age and then you go Seven Seasons
• 59:38
  into the future and it's like these dudes are old it's like the fifth
• 59:42
  Highlander movie where Kristoff lamber is considerably older than he was in the
• 59:46
  80s okay now I'm confused I don't know if you're making fun or if that's
• 59:49
  actually how you pronounce it CU yeah that's how you pronounce it
• 59:55
  yeah Christopher Lambert yeah yeah it is if you're a dumb American who can't
• 1:00:00
  pronounce Kristoff lamber I honestly can't tell if you're
• 1:00:07
  being sarcastic anymore Matt you've got to agree two
• 1:00:11
  things fight in the first scene pretty cool first oh yeah that was great
• 1:00:17
  actually yeah with the portals and things yeah with the portals and also
• 1:00:20
  love that that got me very exced jailbreak scene [ __ ]
• 1:00:26
  yeah those two action sequences were fantastic but everything else kind of
• 1:00:30
  just I didn't I didn't like it that much even fast Bender in it didn't you know I
• 1:00:34
  [ __ ] love that guy in the first uh the X-Men first Class but then I don't
• 1:00:39
  know wait so they've got um quick svar in there yeah quick Qui silv I also like
• 1:00:46
  the fact that they were like look we've got James maoy you know as a young kind
• 1:00:50
  of you know grungy good-looking dude um he is supposed to be in a wheelchair but
• 1:00:55
  that would really bring ratings down so let's just put something into the story
• 1:00:58
  that meant he can walk around a bit even though in the last film he did get
• 1:01:01
  paralyzed well the other thing that I take issue with is now all of the other
• 1:01:07
  films are just wiped out like yeah the first three X-Men films no longer
• 1:01:12
  happened in this timeline so they're just gone now oh Jesus Christ okay I I
• 1:01:18
  and like no not only that everybody's back like f Jensen's back at the well
• 1:01:21
  sorry spoilers spoiler fam Jensen's back at the end [ __ ] what's his name
• 1:01:26
  who play Cyclops is back they're all they're all just back oh yeah Rogue was
• 1:01:29
  back Beast was there again like [ __ ] everyone was there at the end it's like
• 1:01:33
  like Kelsey grmo as beast and all the actors and stuff which is cool cuz I
• 1:01:38
  guess they realized oh we [ __ ] up and killed everybody but and you know sequels but
• 1:01:44
  uh just felt a bit bit of a cheat like the whole movie was just a cheat with a
• 1:01:49
  a not very good story line to to make it so they could make more of them up down
• 1:01:53
  left right ba star boring Peter dink with a mustache oh yeah that's true
• 1:01:57
  dinky was great in it why do we call him dinky I'll say this Days of Future Past
• 1:02:03
  is a great story like the the comic
• 1:02:06
  right okay is pretty cool okay no no I'm sure it probably is I just I didn't buy
• 1:02:12
  the time travel aspect of this they kind of retconned a lot of it to fit the
• 1:02:18
  current Trend well you know my first thought was Wolverine can go back of
• 1:02:23
  course he can CU it's Hugh Jackman yeah that's right
• 1:02:26
  yeah and also he looks the same so it's kind of Ideal for a film like cuz he
• 1:02:32
  doesn't age so he's literally the only one that could go back and make it not
• 1:02:37
  totally [ __ ] M you know what I mean yeah so yeah that's
• 1:02:43
  right he wouldn't have made they would have had to get different actors or put
• 1:02:46
  old people makeup on them or something if it yeah alth what am I talking about
• 1:02:51
  they did that with with Xavier and Magneto anyway so
• 1:02:58
  anyway but yeah so Guardians thumbs up Spider-Man two thumbs down Captain
• 1:03:04
  America 2 Thumbs Up Xmen Days of Future Past thumbs down I guess wow you've had
• 1:03:10
  a busy week it's a couple of weeks ah right of course and you'll probably be hearing
• 1:03:16
  this dear listeners in a couple of we going to say yeah
• 1:03:20
  exactly H okay so um oh I had a really funny anecdote about Ghostbusters but I
• 1:03:26
  realized I didn't write that comment so I don't well I heard something funny
• 1:03:30
  this week There's a uh there's a YouTube channel that I subscribe to called
• 1:03:35
  Nostalgia Critic which is this really kind of over the-top American hipster
• 1:03:40
  who uh basically analyzes old films from the ' 80s and um he did Ghostbusters the
• 1:03:47
  other day and just kind of you know pointed out a bunch of funny nuances
• 1:03:51
  that uh you may or may not have been aware of uh vaguely interesting I
• 1:03:56
  suppose but the funny thing that I took away from it is that he told this story
• 1:04:01
  about how when he was a kid you know the scene in Ghostbusters where Stans and
• 1:04:07
  Venkman right at the start are discussing the possibility of going into
• 1:04:12
  business as Ghostbusters and they're passing a bottle of whiskey back and
• 1:04:16
  forth yes in the Park yeah y when he was
• 1:04:20
  a kid the guy from Nostalgia critics asked his dad what the were drinking and
• 1:04:26
  his dad didn't want to tell them it was alcohol cuz they were too young to know
• 1:04:30
  about that [ __ ] so he told them that it was the magical potion that turns you
• 1:04:35
  into a Ghostbuster right but the funny thing is if you watch that scene with
• 1:04:42
  that in mind it makes total sense because they're really not sold on the
• 1:04:47
  idea then Stan has a sip and immediately starts talking like a really smart
• 1:04:53
  person oh we're going to have to reverse the polarity of this like and he going
• 1:04:56
  on and on and on he then hands the drink to Venkman who takes a swig of it and
• 1:05:01
  immediately cuts to them coming out of the bank with the loan and him going
• 1:05:04
  right we're all set now wait can I ask a simple question before you go on yeah if
• 1:05:08
  you and I went to a bank and we sat down as we w a business loan and put down put
• 1:05:14
  our bottle of whiskey on the table and they said what do you need the loan for
• 1:05:17
  what's your business and then we said we going we we want to start a ghostbusting
• 1:05:24
  business remind you Dave that New York at the time had a really big ghost
• 1:05:31
  problem that is true everything in its historical
• 1:05:37
  cont demand most about Ghostbusters what I love most about that movie and I think
• 1:05:42
  I've mentioned on this podcast before so I won't go on and on about it is that
• 1:05:45
  the antagonist of the film like not the big villain because that's obviously
• 1:05:50
  [ __ ] Zuul but the antagonist Walter peek is
• 1:05:56
  a environmental activist who just wants to know a bit more information about the
• 1:06:03
  unlicensed nuclear reactor that the Ghostbusters have in a residential area
• 1:06:08
  like he doesn't want to shut him down he doesn't try to he literally just says
• 1:06:12
  you are working with equipment you don't have permits for and I want permission
• 1:06:17
  to do an audit yeah that's what he want and he's right and that's not an
• 1:06:23
  unreasonable request no what yeah what does what does this
• 1:06:27
  machine do it's got ghosts in it how does it work I can't tell you yeah look
• 1:06:33
  fine I'm buying into the whole Ghostbuster premise guys but you really
• 1:06:35
  do need to meet me halfway on this how
• 1:06:38
  does the machine work I've got
• 1:06:43
  forms like I'm just trying to do my job like d if someone came up to you and
• 1:06:48
  said hey um I'm your neighbor Jeff uh just across the street here um look I'm
• 1:06:53
  building an unlicensed nuclear reactor I have no real PhD or degree in in
• 1:06:58
  theoretical or Nuclear Physics how did you get a loan for that look just not
• 1:07:02
  not not a good question to ask right now we had we had a few drinks went into the
• 1:07:06
  back I'm just wondering uh if I do this yeah is this going to be a problem for
• 1:07:11
  you look not for me but I um I will just make a quick call into um the
• 1:07:16
  environmental oh hold hold on I'm going to stop you there I'm going to stop you
• 1:07:19
  there no no no no honestly the worst they will do is send a guy out to ask to
• 1:07:22
  have a literally the worst they'll do okay I understand that but I really want
• 1:07:25
  to get them involved so if you they wanton be involved they'll literally
• 1:07:29
  just they will just have a couple of forms they will just need you to take a
• 1:07:31
  few voxes that's it okay I've got I just want to say something before before you
• 1:07:36
  you call um it's not it's not just the
• 1:07:39
  reactor um it it stores ghosts right well I'm not going to [ __ ] argue on
• 1:07:45
  the final points of that one but but I like later on he does come in and just
• 1:07:49
  turn it off after being told like it comes in with City officials no no and
• 1:07:54
  they turn it off and then because in his defense he's like what's going to happen
• 1:07:57
  and they're like bad stuff that's Lally he go bad stuff like well what the [ __ ]
• 1:08:02
  does that mean like you could have been a bit more emphatic about the bad stuff
• 1:08:06
  if you went in to shut something down and I said to you you can't shut it down
• 1:08:09
  and then you said why and I said because if you shut this down ghosts will be
• 1:08:13
  released what would you say I would say turn it off Dave yeah turn it off but
• 1:08:19
  then there's a great scene in the mayor's office where the [ __ ]
• 1:08:23
  environmental activists and the ghost Busters are there and the environmental
• 1:08:26
  activist is just laying out the case like they've just got [ __ ] dangerous
• 1:08:31
  equipment and Venkman just charms the
• 1:08:34
  May into siding with them that's
• 1:08:38
  true this man right I think his argument is this man has no dick no
• 1:08:45
  dick but you know what I love about movies made in the 80s characters they
• 1:08:51
  didn't feel the need to have them go on any kind of Arc or vman's a [ __ ] at the
• 1:08:55
  start of the movie and he's a [ __ ] at the end right like if Adam Sandler had
• 1:08:59
  made I mean not forgetting that this is a movie made by a bunch of X Saturday
• 1:09:04
  Night Live TV actors you know what I mean this is the equivalent now of juice
• 1:09:08
  Bigalow male jigo yeah you know what I mean Wow
• 1:09:13
  Wow have you heard that the Ghostbusters 3 might not be happy but they might be
• 1:09:17
  doing a reboot now oh God this time focusing on an all female cast of Ghost
• 1:09:23
  you guys can't sigh and say oh God cuz you guys see every godamn roomate they
• 1:09:27
  make so that's true yeah oh I'll watch it I'll go and see sexy Ghostbusters
• 1:09:33
  yeah have you guys seen the
• 1:09:37
  early rushes for Ghostbusters where they still hadn't they still couldn't they
• 1:09:43
  still hadn't decided if they were going to call it Ghostbusters or not so
• 1:09:47
  there's take after the take where they do it and they say Ghostbusters then
• 1:09:50
  they reset and they go and do it again the exact same scene but they say ghost
• 1:09:53
  catchers and then they do it again and they say ghost nabers or something like that oh wow
• 1:09:59
  Jesus wouldn't it be cheaper to just wait and decide I think they wanted to call it
• 1:10:05
  Ghostbusters and they were just waiting to see whether they got the rights to
• 1:10:08
  the name right right cuz Ghostbusters was a show from the 60s about two dudes in a
• 1:10:13
  chimp was it yeah okay yeah that I would
• 1:10:20
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