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The Most Explicit and The Most Fouth-Mouthed Episode We've Ever Done · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Can I get myself back in that headspace? Do I
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  Speaker 1: want to get back in that headspace? It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm stay right off the bat.
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  Speaker 1: If you're offended by bad language, this is not the
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  Speaker 1: podcast for you. Or if you just have a vision
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  Speaker 1: of us as not being the kind of guys that
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  Speaker 1: cuss one you were wrong to h then you know
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna like this either. And again, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I can get into the proper headspace. I
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  Speaker 1: should have just taped myself yesterday. Mmm. Nobody on Earth
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  Speaker 1: hates fucking paperwork more than I do. M. I'm bad
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  Speaker 1: at it. I think I've got an executive function problem.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm just bad at it. If I got a stack
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  Speaker 1: of motherfucking bills to pay and they're all a different
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  Speaker 1: goddamn website, oh boy, and they all have a password,
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  Speaker 1: and half of those bitches don't work anyway. The websites
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  Speaker 1: don't fucking work. You see.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing. You got a company, and you make
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  Speaker 2: me pay the bill at the website, and I do
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  Speaker 2: it nine times on a fucking grow and it still
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  Speaker 2: says can't process it at this time. Fuck you, fuck
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  Speaker 2: you and fuck you God. I hate you people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you gotta hire somebody I know can explode one day.
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  Speaker 1: I actually said at one point yesterday I was screaming,
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  Speaker 1: I would.
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  Speaker 2: Pay somebody right fucking now, one thousand dollars to do
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  Speaker 2: this DoD damn job right now. Give you a thousand
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  Speaker 2: fucking dollars. I can't drink it any longer.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me so mad. It just makes me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: And then you try to call and it takes you
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  Speaker 2: a half hour to get through, to tell them your
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  Speaker 2: fucking website. They're fucking York there, fucking piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: Well in their voice, prompt thing doesn't work. It was
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  Speaker 3: as well as the website trying to drive your insanity
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  Speaker 3: to do levels right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you having trouble with trying
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  Speaker 1: to pay my bill? Did you say accounts? No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't fucking say it accounts, you fucking death piece
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  Speaker 2: of shit.
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  Speaker 3: God God, Judy and I did one of those the
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  Speaker 3: other day and I said, I wish Jack was here
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  Speaker 3: because it was it was like your parody of how
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  Speaker 3: incompetent they are. It was inexplicable. It was insane, and
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  Speaker 3: what I need help with is I get.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I get everybody as mad as you just heard
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  Speaker 1: in my home or in my car. I'm screaming like
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  Speaker 1: this in my car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, I get.
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  Speaker 2: So and I just I can't do it. And I
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  Speaker 2: just I just like I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would pay so much money to have somebody else
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  Speaker 1: do this. But a lot of it and I have
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  Speaker 1: in the past. Man, one summer we had a the Sinner.
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  Speaker 1: We had. People called it an all pair, but it
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  Speaker 1: was just she couldn't find an apartment, so she lived
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  Speaker 1: with me and kind of exchanged that for anyway. She
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  Speaker 1: lived here and she took care of the kids when
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  Speaker 1: they were they were younger, and got them to school
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. But she was so good at this.
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  Speaker 1: She was just like she was just one of those
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  Speaker 1: people that she loved it. She just enjoyed going through
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  Speaker 1: the stack of stuff and paying it. But you gotta
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  Speaker 1: have somebody, I mean, to really be able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta have all your passwords and and uh just
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  Speaker 1: they got to know everything of your money. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have you security number and your bank account and you're
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  Speaker 1: all this. Otherwise, you spend as much time helping them
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  Speaker 1: through it as if you just did it yourself on
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  Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff, and oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so mad at the California DMV site. They got a
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  Speaker 1: new way of doing it now and there's like five
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  Speaker 1: a fist steps and it just wouldn't work. It just
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't work. I did it over and over. Can't process
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  Speaker 1: at this time.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck am I supposed to do? This is
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  Speaker 2: the only way you let me pay for it, and
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  Speaker 2: this is supposed to be easier than the old fashioned way.
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  Speaker 3: Now you gotta come back day after day to see
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  Speaker 3: if the website's working yet. Simple as that. Just carve
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  Speaker 3: out a little time. You got plenty of free time, right, yeah, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So that's it. That's all I wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: for this podcast was just give you a glimpse into
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  Speaker 1: how crazy I am, because that's actually one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: accurate of what I do in my kitchen, not when
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  Speaker 1: my kids are here or in my car, when I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to do stuff like this.
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  Speaker 3: If you can reach through the internet and punch a
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  Speaker 3: computer in the face, you would do.
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  Speaker 1: It, oh absolutely. And as I've said before, you give
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  Speaker 1: me a like a hard physical job. You gotta move
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  Speaker 1: that stack of bricks gonna take you all day. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'll get started. It's gonna be hard, but i'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a stack of that paperwork in my mind
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  Speaker 1: just explodes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I hate it so much.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, if you enjoyed this podcast, find the movie Planes,
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  Speaker 4: Trains and Automobiles and there's a scene where Steve Martin
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  Speaker 4: goes to rent a car and it's not there, and
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  Speaker 4: it's very similar to this podcast. So I gotta clean
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  Speaker 4: out my ears. So I guess that's it.