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#12 - Dave from Ireland · The Chris and Mike Show

• 0:27
  It's. Going to be a Sunday?
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  Afternoon. It's a day.
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  It's a day or a night in the In your world and what's your?
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  What? Episode is it?
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  Craziness. I think it's #12.
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  And there's a funny thing about wearing my masks.
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  I always want to have an accent going on, so it's not just me
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  that's talking. I don't know why that is.
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  So who are we going to name this guy?
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  It's the. Identity crisis that I suffer
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  Let's just. Just call him.
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  Dave. I like the name Dave.
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  Hello, Dave. OK.
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  Dave, where are you from? Hi, Dave.
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  I had. I had one earlier.
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  I'm from Omaha, NE. I have got an accent.
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  For a small tackle shop, I came, I came.
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  Roundabouts of the other the other mother, the motherland.
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  Overseas, the old world, we had the potato.
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  Famine and that's that's that's what I got.
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  The chunky face because of the potato famine all.
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  Ate with potatoes for like a month and a half.
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  It's coming out of my Irish. Man it was.
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  Crazy. Then I have this weird
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  deformation of my mouth because I had to bite the tomato
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  potatoes and it just didn't work all the time.
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  So it's crazy. I'm going to go out.
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  I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's why you didn't
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  move to Idaho. That's.
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  Why I didn't move to Idaho. I was tired.
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  Of the potato. Famine.
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  And I'm like, if I want potatoes, I'll just throw them
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  in my backyard and that'll be that.
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  You know, some people say I'm Scottish, some people say I'm
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  Irish. I don't really know.
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  I think I had a Scottish mother and Irish father, you know, you
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  don't really know. It's not.
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  There's nothing Braveheart about me, though I must say, no makeup
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  on this guy. Oh shit.
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  Killing me. So this is the Chris and Mike
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  show. I'm whole.
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  I'm standing in for Chris. I'm the guy behind the mask.
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  You can call me Dave. That's Mike Michaels, the
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  whirlwind and guitar player. Like Ding a Ling, Ling, Ling.
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  Ling. That music at the beginning was
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  him playing on the guitar. Right.
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  Jam on, Jam on, Jam on. Oh, look at the fireworks behind
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  you. Oh yeah, that's spectacular.
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  Spectacular. I'm impressed with that.
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  I'm impressed with that, Mister Michaels.
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  I have to say, he might. Have noticed during the show
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  every time I puff I'm going to puff my cigar and and the
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  beautiful thing is I know how to talk with it in my mouth, the
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  whole team. So you can't really, really
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  understand why the cigar doesn't move.
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  That's a guy who's seriously cigars.
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  Jam straight to him. Man.
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  The wife doesn't like the cigars, though.
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  She just kicked me out of my office.
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  I'm in the laundry room. I'm in the living room now.
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  Do. You like the?
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  Smell in the stench of the stobies.
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  We noticed you had a new location there, or at least I
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  noticed. You had a new location.
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  A new location, yes. Our our regular.
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  Back so you can see the the the motherland in America.
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  Our regular listeners will for surely notice that you have a
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  new background. Right.
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  And then they'll be like, what the fuck happened to Chris's
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  face? I'm not Chris.
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  I'm sorry. What was this Dave guy?
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  Where's Chris at? We don't know.
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  Chris is under the weather, so Dave is filling in, yes.
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  Right. The show must go on.
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  Come. Down with the.
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  Flew. Yeah, the damn flew.
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  The show must do. But the show must go on, so I
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  recruited Dave. It's a Bitch, which is an odd
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  name for. Us David's here.
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  Dave is ready. Is it not?
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  Team with red, white and blue. Well, I would tell you my real
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  name, but I'd have to kill you because I'm wanted in 17
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  countries for misgivings of different things I've done when
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  I was trying to dominate the world over there.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a real Life Fugitive on
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  the podcast. Yeah, well, I'm not a fugitive
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  because I got away with it all. The statue of limitations has
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  run out. It has run out.
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  And it is. It is statue, not, not statue.
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  Seinfeld cleared this up for us, right?
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  If you remember that episode, it is not a statue of limitations
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  I. Remember.
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  I remember that. Yeah, I remember that Jerry
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  dude. He wasn't very funny, but the
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  people around him were hilarious.
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  Agreed that Kramer. I love the Kramer.
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  I have a picture of the Kramer somewhere.
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  Have you ever seen the Kramer Kramer guitar?
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  I've seen a Kramer guitar, but this is a Kramer Kramer guitar.
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  There is a Kramer Kramer guitar. Played all the different guitars
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  with bodies. Wow.
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  That's. Impressive.
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  I got a picture of it on my phone somewhere.
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  I'll have to drudge it up one of these days.
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  Post it on the Facebook. Outstanding.
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  So, so, I know, I know, Chris isn't here, but it was all about
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  football this with this past weekend.
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  So should we? Should we?
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  Should we touch on football? Today it is all about football
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  right now and yes, we can absolutely touch on football,
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  Dave, I don't know how much you know about football over there
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  in the it's the Scottish country.
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  Well, the beautiful thing about the National Football League,
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  they've been playing overseas for years now, so you can kind
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  of jump on and watch some games. But obviously I'm here in the
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  States now, so you know, I, I, there's a shitty ass team here
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  in Arizona called the Cardinals. They're just crap.
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  They absolutely suck ass. I don't know why anybody would
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  follow them. They're like, I've gone to games
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  with like, see the Steelers right here and the Steelers pack
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  the place, man. It's like yellow and gold.
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  Well, that's the same color. Gold and black or yellow and
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  black, whatever their fucking colors are.
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  But. The Yellow stadium.
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  Was filled with them and you had these and you had these little
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  dots of red. It's and then.
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  And then when the Steelers did something fantastic, everybody
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  erupted. And when the Cardinals did
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  something fantastic, you hear all seven people cheer.
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  Was that you and your friends? Just pathetic, man.
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  I don't get it. No, because we went there as
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  Steeler fans, man. We don't like the Cardinals.
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  They're stupid. They suck.
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  The ownership's lame. That's why we kicked them out of
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  the midway. They charge you.
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  They charge the athletes for towels, right?
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  They charge the athletes for towels, man.
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  So if you have a towel. If you take a.
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  Shower after the game, you got to pay for a towel, which I, you
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  know, I don't know how messed up that is, but if you don't buy
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  the towel, then you're walking around naked, which makes the
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  interviews. Extremely awkward, especially
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  for the short little white women standing next to the, you know,
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  8 foot tall 3. £150 offensive lineman.
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  That. Has.
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  A tripod by leaning forward, if you know what I mean, Michael.
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  Like their genitalia is in line with their head, yes.
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  Correct. Yes, America, that was.
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  That was the. I know you're a big better I
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  know you're. No, that was a funny Joe Rogan
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  bit when he was talking about that all people are not equal.
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  He said he had Shaq on Fear Factor and he said I came up to
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  Shaq's Dick. So all all men are not created
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  equal because my head was in line with his Dick and I look
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  like his little brother and if Shaq wanted to squash me, he
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  most certainly could. So all people are definitely not
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  created equal as far as physical attributes go.
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  So Joe Rogan's either that small or Shaquille O'Neal is that
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  tall. Shaquille O'Neal is that tall
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  and that big of a human being. Well, I.
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  Told you, I just met that guy that played for the Detroit
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  Lions for whatever, eight years. That dude was like, right?
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  Right. Standing next to him, he didn't
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  even look. Human man, it's it's hard to
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  believe that a human being can get that big.
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  His his arms were bigger than my thighs and that I'm not
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  exaggerating at all. He was just a massive human
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  being. Oh, I.
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  Believe you. Just mass.
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  I've never seen somebody that big.
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  I watch him on TV and you know, they look big, but standing next
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  to him you're like, Oh my God, this guy could smash me into a
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  million pieces on TV. On TV, they don't look that big
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  because they're surrounded by people of the same size.
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  So you all think they're like 6 feet tall?
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  Until you see. After the game, there's a game
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  on this weekend, I think with the Josh, the Bills game Josh
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  and was being interviewed after the game was over by this woman
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  who literally she was staring up at his nostrils the entire time.
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  There was such a size difference.
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  Yeah, he's like 6 foot 6. Right.
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  To put it on TV, on the telly, you don't realize that.
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  You just think, oh, that's a normal Joe Blow.
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  They're playing football and that guy's going to go tackle
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  him. They're the same height.
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  It's it's, you know, it's a conundrum.
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  It's a conundrum, it. Is hard to tell.
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  So let's talk about football, you gambling bastard.
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  How much money did you lose this weekend?
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  I did not lose any money at all. I actually won, but I could have
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  won a lot more. I was smart enough.
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  I'm not sure why, but the gambling public, Las Vegas.
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  Whoever decides the initial line decided that the Cleveland
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  Browns were a favorite over the Texans.
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  And if you have been watching football at all this year, you
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  know that CJ Stroud is a stud. And I could not believe that
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  they were giving you plus money. Meaning that the Texans were an
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  underdog at home against, of all people, the Cleveland Browns
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  with 39 year old Joe Flacco. I like Joe Flacco, but he's 39
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  years old. He just learned that system and
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  you're going to beat a young stud that just won the Heisman
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  Trophy and came into the NFL guns blazing, which a lot of, I
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  don't know. Did he win the Heisman Trophy?
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  Am I talking out my ass there? I don't know.
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  I don't follow college football because there's there's no money
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  in it. There's just a little bit of
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  quality little crybaby. She want to go to the NFL and
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  get Oh no. No, no, no, no, no.
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  You watch. That you?
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  Got to follow it now because there is money involved.
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  They got the nil, which basically means that the
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  collegiate athlete can now have an agent represent him.
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  And right now a #1 quarterback let like an Alabama or an
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  Oregon, the big powerhouse Division One school is making on
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  average, let's say 3 1/2 to $4 million a year.
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  True story might be oh, that's. Fantastic.
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  It's a no interest loan then. Yes, they finally opened it up
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  and admitted that they were making billions of dollars on
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  these athletes that were only getting an education, which is,
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  you know, it's a solid piece of money for a four year Division
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  One school. But an education is hardly worth
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  an injury that's kind of, you know, derail you from the NFL or
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  the NBA or wherever your aspirations were, right?
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  So I don't know if the government got involved or the
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  NCAAI didn't follow that story that I just learned about the
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  fact that the average quarterback at a powerhouse
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  Division One school is making somewhere around 2 1/2 to four
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  and a half $1,000,000 a year. Maybe it was the, maybe it was
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  the Mafia, you know, La Costa and Ostra because they got their
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  hands and everything when it comes to gambling, you know, So
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  maybe they did it. They said, you know, we're going
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  to pay these days, so then they can clear and bet other money
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  with us and we can build another Vegas in Chicago, you know?
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  From the oh the. IRA Yeah, that's the Irish
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  Republican Army. You never know that.
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  Yeah, on the motherland, you never know.
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  So we had what what games do we have?
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  Then we had we had the Texans and the Browns and I didn't know
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  that the Texans were not favored.
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  Otherwise I would have I would have put AC note on that fucking
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  thing and. I did.
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  So, so did you win money on that game?
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  Oh. Yeah.
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  Right on. How much did you win?
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  $257 Well. Donna, what'd you bet?
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  What'd you lay down? Well, OK.
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  So I won my original 100 back plus $157.
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  So I was either going to lose $100 or I was going to win.
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  Good for you, Michael. Oh, yeah, right, so.
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  For the that's. Fan That's fantastic.
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  So you got yourself a burrito then?
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  I have not. We'll discuss why I have not in
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  a minute. But for the the listening
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  audience, I have never lost $1.00 of my own money gambling
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  on sports. I have lost shit tons of money
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  at the casino. I'm not going to lie, not to the
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  point where I went broke, but. You need to, you need to educate
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  Chris on that because Chris, Chris doesn't gamble.
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  And if, if. You have that if you have that
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  legacy behind you, you need to get him involved because he's
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  got to show up his his son, the Marine who's been betting as of
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  late and winning money hand over fist on football.
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  OK, well, we'll we'll get you set up and we'll start you off
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  small. That's what my dad's been doing.
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  You know he bets $5 dollar, sometimes $0.50.
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  He's not a big, you know, he doesn't put a lot of money into
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  it, but it makes watching the game so much more fun, even if
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  you only got 5 bucks on it, right?
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  Oh, OK, We'll take a look at it then.
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  My my average bet is somewhere between 10 and 25.
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  Hour Texans. Yes, then we had, but you put a.
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  100 on the Texan game because you saw an opportunity to make a
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  bank. It.
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  Was a gift. It just was a gift.
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  Some things are just staring you in the face and they're like it
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  was a it. Was a gift.
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  It was Merry Christmas. Merry, Merry late Christmas.
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  Yes, exactly. It was my merry.
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  Late Christmas Merry. Late Christmas gift.
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  Nice. So then we had the disaster of
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  Green Bay and fucking Dallas. What happened there?
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  I don't know if that was so much of A disastrous more of a just a
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  a coming home party for Dallas fans realizing that they're
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  still one and done. So I believe Mike McCarthy is
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  going to get his ass fired because Jerry Jones wasn't
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  happy. Listen, man, he's out.
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  I think I know what's scary. How?
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  Can you play that good all year? I know they sucked on the road.
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  They have some weird thing about They can't play on grass and
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  they can't play away from AT&T Stadium, but for Christ's sake,
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  they were 16 and O going back to last season, they had not been
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  beat at home, right? How do you be that unprepared
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  and play that fucking bad? It.
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  I hate to say anything's a conspiracy and that things are
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  fixed, but Jesus Christ, man, it was almost glaring.
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  I just don't. I don't want to think that.
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  Come on. I think it, I think it's I think
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  it's the fact that the Cowboys sucking the pro season, they're
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  the coach doesn't prepare you properly like the Steelers game.
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  They weren't prepared to play. Tomlin did a shitty job
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  preparing that team to show up and play the game.
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  They were missed tackling. They weren't wrapping up.
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  They're trying to arm tackle. They're half assing all the way
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  up and down the field regardless of the side of the ball they
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  were on. The Eagles did the same thing.
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  They just they weren't taking the right angles when they're
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  pursuing the the offensive player that was running down the
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  field scoring touchdown after touchdown.
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  They were arm tackling or trying to the the running backs and
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  receivers were bouncing off them.
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  There was. 1. Point in one of those games
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  where the receivers had 65 yards after the initial contact was
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  made, which just tells you they're doing a shit poor job.
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  Doing. What they're paid to do fucking
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  tackle the man. They don't care what you got to
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  do. Fucking back in the day.
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  Dick buckets. Yes, I've watched Dick buckets
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  on the YouTube. We'll just throw out his fucking
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  arm and knock the guy over. You can't do that anymore,
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  obviously, but that was an arm tackle.
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  That was more like a running into a bridge.
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  And you're just fucking. Down.
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  So there's no real, there's no real reason why any of these
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  games defensively would have, should have come out to be shit
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  play. Because these guys are
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  professionals. This is what they do for a
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  living. You have one job on defense,
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  tackle. That's it.
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  Just tackle the motherfucker with the ball.
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  It's not that hard. And then you have the offensive
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  players. What's your job to do?
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  The quarterback throws the ball, you catch it.
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  It's not rocket science. You're not a 40 year old on my
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  on Chris's flag football team where you don't expected to
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  catch the ball because you're only 40 years old.
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  But my God, man, there were some players on these teams that were
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  so wide open. Chris could have drove his truck
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  up and down the sideline and the ball would have just been
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  bounced into his truck bed and he drove into the end zone.
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  He's fucking asinine how bad these guys were.
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  Just saying it. Was terrible.
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  Preparation 99 Percent, 99% of barbecuing, right?
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  99% of barbecuing is inspiration. 1% is preparation.
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  You flip that with football. 99% is inspiration is preparation.
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  1% is inspiration, right? Did you see how I put barbecuing
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  and football together right there, that?
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  Was brilliant. Brilliant, right?
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  It. Was brilliant.
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  I think it's brilliant that we use the same word.
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  We had hot dogs on the grill last night.
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  Delicious. We.
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  Use the same words. You know why?
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  Because we're we're wordy people.
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  We use we're. In tune, We're in tune.
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  We are in tune. Oh, that's a good musical
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  reference. In tune.
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  What was the next game they played?
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  We talked about the brands and the Texans.
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  We talked about the Cowboys and the Packers, The cheese heads.
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  What else we got? The Chiefs with the broken
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  helmet. Wasn't that crazy?
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  The Chiefs. Here's the thing, man.
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  Helmets break all the fucking time.
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  You know why it was a big story? Because Patrick Mahomes is
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  everybody's little Mary. Go to Oh, what's wrong with
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  Patrick? Oh, let me get a.
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  Little. How we oh, get a space mass
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  break. What's going to happen?
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  It doesn't fucking matter, man. Every football player, every
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  single fucking game of helmet breaks.
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  But you know, they don't show. Why?
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  Because it's not Patrick Mahomes.
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  Everybody else who doesn't give a shit about what their helmet
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  is. Why do you think they have
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  multiple helmets, man? Can I go out on a limb and say
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  that you're not a Patrick Mahomes fan?
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  Dave Go. I like Patrick Mahomes, but I
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  think the focus on on his quarterbacks is fucking
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  ridiculous, man. Like, you're not because your
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  helmet cracks doesn't mean the world's got to stop.
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  And let's focus and zoom in on that shit like Kelsey Kelsey
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  diddling that Taylor Swift chick who gives a rat's ass, man who
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  he's diddling. It's his own business.
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  But to show her every freaking game?
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  That's just stupid. Now, granted, it's opened up a
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  whole new generation of fans like they're called Swifties
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  That like football now, which, you know, kudos to her for doing
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  that. But Patrick Mahomes is not a
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  God. He's a football player, and if
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  he retires tomorrow, nobody's going to miss him in a year.
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  Travis Kelsey is a hell of a football player, hell of a tight
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  end. But guess what?
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  This was the first year he had less than 1000 yards receiving.
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  Hmm. Why do you think that is?
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  Could it be? Swifty.
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  That's not real hard to figure out, yeah.
• 19:59
  No, it's Swifty. Swifty.
• 20:01
  Got in his pants and he's slowing down?
• 20:03
  Sure. Sure.
• 20:04
  It happens. I'd make the sacrifice if I had
• 20:07
  to. Yeah.
• 20:08
  You. Know that happens.
• 20:10
  Now he's got the woman and he's got the money.
• 20:13
  You know, what are you going to do?
• 20:16
  You know? Well, he always had the money.
• 20:18
  There's worse. Problems than he.
• 20:20
  Doesn't have the woman yet because there's not a thing on
• 20:22
  us. Yeah, there's not a ring on her
• 20:24
  finger yet, so I don't know how much she has the woman, you
• 20:26
  know? And.
• 20:27
  It's a, you know, it's a football season romance, so once
• 20:30
  the football season's over then they're going to be attached to
• 20:32
  each other's hip 24/7 and that's when everything's going to go
• 20:34
  South. I can guarantee you one thing
• 20:37
  you know. Rock stars and football players
• 20:39
  and. He will be the one, he will be
• 20:41
  the one signing the prenuptial agreement.
• 20:47
  Oh, absolutely. She's worth $1,000,000.
• 20:50
  She's And we talked that or you and Chris talked last week and
• 20:53
  she's not even in the top 10 million sailors.
• 20:56
  You know, she just sells songs, you know, but sell 10 million
• 20:59
  albums. She's not a diamond performer by
• 21:01
  any means, but. She's a billionaire billionaire.
• 21:07
  Billionaire because she's a download queen.
• 21:09
  Right. We need a billionaire for sure.
• 21:11
  Man, we need to be download kings.
• 21:17
  We do download. Everybody start downloading the
• 21:20
  Chris and Mike podcast, please. Yes, especially when Dave's here
• 21:26
  as a special guest. I mean, come on now, I didn't
• 21:28
  get ever see this slacking young Scottish Irishman ever again?
• 21:32
  Don't think so. Don't think you're ever going to
• 21:34
  see him again on this show because he's not even invited
• 21:36
  back. I doubt.
• 21:37
  I doubt. I doubt.
• 21:38
  Well, you never know. You know, I do like a person
• 21:42
  with a good story, you know, And Dave's got a good story.
• 21:46
  Good. Stories I may get curious about
• 21:48
  Dave the. Lions, Dave.
• 21:49
  The Lions. Yeah, Yeah.
• 21:53
  Dave's not here, man. No, it's me Dave that.
• 21:56
  Cheech and Chong bit I. Just did it.
• 21:58
  You. Know it's.
• 21:59
  Me. David, no, no, Dave's not here,
• 22:01
  man. Oh, it's me, Dave.
• 22:05
  Dave Dave's. Not here.
• 22:08
  It's me, Dave. Please let me in.
• 22:11
  Dave's not here, man. Oh, that was a good one.
• 22:16
  Teaching Song's reaction to who's on first bit.
• 22:19
  And I think the. Teaching song one's funnier.
• 22:21
  Oh, by a landslide. We.
• 22:23
  We. Used to listen to that and just
• 22:24
  fucking roll, man. Just die laughing.
• 22:29
  If you don't laugh at Cheech and Chong, you're there's something
• 22:31
  wrong with you. There's something wrong with
• 22:35
  you. I'm going to put up a little
• 22:37
  ditty that Chris did with with with Chong on on the Christian
• 22:40
  Mike Facebook page. You're going to roll on your ass
• 22:43
  laughing, right? Yeah, Yeah.
• 22:49
  So the Lions play the Detroit Lions, where you travel to
• 22:51
  Detroit every few few months or so.
• 22:53
  So you kind of have a connection with that, right?
• 22:56
  I go to their state, yes. I don't go anywhere near
• 22:58
  Detroit, but that's a long ways away.
• 23:00
  That's. Right.
• 23:02
  Oh, no, But that's what I'm saying.
• 23:03
  You go to Michigan and Detroit's in Michigan.
• 23:05
  Last time I checked on the map, I had a map the other day and I
• 23:07
  was like, oh, where is the state at?
• 23:09
  And there it is. Because, you know, being from
• 23:11
  overseas, I'm terrible with American geography, like, well.
• 23:14
  I'm Canada. Went the whole way from Florida.
• 23:17
  I'm a big fan of their flowers. I thought it.
• 23:19
  Just was over in New York, all right.
• 23:22
  Michigan flowers, the roses and the petals and and all that kind
• 23:26
  of fun stuff. I'm standing, yes.
• 23:27
  They have, they have beautiful flower up there so.
• 23:29
  They won. And every right.
• 23:33
  And everybody's excited because they won.
• 23:34
  And I'm saying like, look, man, it's just one fucking game.
• 23:37
  He didn't win anything yet. Yeah.
• 23:39
  Do you have a golf? Won a playoff game?
• 23:41
  We're, you know, we're pulling. First time in 30 years, but it's
• 23:44
  one game I. Know.
• 23:46
  Agreed, agreed. But it's one game, man.
• 23:48
  I. Know, but we love them.
• 23:49
  It's one. Game.
• 23:51
  I. Like, if anybody's going to win,
• 23:53
  I hope it's the Lions. Fuck the bling.
• 23:55
  Fuck. Them Fudge Packers.
• 24:00
  I think the 49ers are going to take the whole thing,
• 24:02
  unfortunately. But but, but I agree with you.
• 24:04
  I think that Lions need to get to the get to the division of
• 24:07
  championship game to to show their worth and their value.
• 24:10
  But I don't. I don't think they can get past
• 24:11
  the 49ers, man. That team's just fucking loaded
• 24:14
  and stacked. I got.
• 24:16
  Powerhouse everywhere you look on that team, it's matchups are
• 24:19
  insane, honestly. I got no problem with the 49ers
• 24:22
  winning at all. I I like Brock Purdy.
• 24:24
  I like Christian McCaffrey. I think they're good for the
• 24:27
  game, right? They don't really have any.
• 24:30
  I mean, you might call Debo A prima Donna a little bit, but he
• 24:33
  really doesn't, not to the degree a lot of them do.
• 24:36
  I just think that's a solid team.
• 24:38
  I agree with you, man. They're going to be a really
• 24:40
  tough team to beat. But the Packers just went in and
• 24:43
  rolled over the Cowboys, who had been scoring, what, an average
• 24:47
  of 30 some points a game at home and just made them look stupid.
• 24:50
  So hopefully San Francisco doesn't underestimate their
• 24:53
  opponent, is all I'm going to say.
• 24:55
  Jordan loves. No joke, he's a good
• 24:57
  quarterback. I don't think, yeah, I don't
• 24:59
  think they will Their their, their coach is a, is a, is a
• 25:02
  legacy coach. He's from a Shanahan family, you
• 25:05
  know. I don't think.
• 25:06
  He's going to not prepare his team to play and show up and
• 25:09
  execute. Could I agree with?
• 25:11
  You That's the one thing that he's done very well, you know,
• 25:14
  You know, because he's Irish Shanahan, you know he's an
• 25:17
  Irishman and so he's prepared his team and all the Eagles are
• 25:20
  left out in the parking lot, you know, because they all have the
• 25:24
  game the same common goal in mind and that's winning the
• 25:27
  whole damn thing. It's kind of like when the
• 25:29
  Giants shocked the world and trounced the Patriots in the in
• 25:32
  the helmet Catch Super Bowl. Right.
• 25:35
  And Patriots were 18 and one instead of going 19 and old.
• 25:38
  That team was prepared man. They were coughing prepared them
• 25:41
  They already go in their fight. They had nothing to lose, and
• 25:44
  the Niners have nothing to lose but prove themselves.
• 25:47
  Curtis's got that brick on her shoulder because he's like
• 25:49
  nobody gives me the respect. Like he's not going to be MVP
• 25:53
  because they don't get the respect.
• 25:54
  But you can't give it to DAC now because DAC laid a big old
• 25:57
  fucking egg this weekend. Lamar Jackson is going to be
• 26:01
  he's going to determine what he does this next week and if he if
• 26:05
  he loses that game, how can he give it to Brock?
• 26:07
  How can he give it to Lamar Jackson?
• 26:08
  Say, I'm a big believer. All the accolades in the awards
• 26:12
  for the season must come after the Super Bowl is completed.
• 26:15
  Because if if if you have the stats in the regular season and
• 26:19
  you propel that through the post season and then you win a big
• 26:22
  game and you're one of those elite players, that's in that
• 26:25
  discussion of MVP, Offensive defensive entire league MVP.
• 26:30
  If. You're in the show and you win
• 26:32
  the whole damn thing. That should take you up another
• 26:34
  level, and that should be how you're chosen, not because of
• 26:37
  your regular season shit, because who cares?
• 26:39
  It doesn't mean a thing, what you're doing the regular season.
• 26:42
  Ask Peyton Manning. He'd rather have 5 Super Bowl
• 26:45
  rings and all the regular season things because who gives a shit?
• 26:48
  Eli would play just because he wanted to get a ring.
• 26:51
  He could give a fuck about stats.
• 26:53
  That's why. He couldn't care about his
• 26:54
  turnovers and and all that nonsense.
• 26:56
  He just wanted to win, that's all.
• 26:58
  And when he beat his brother at the Pro Bowl last year, AFC
• 27:01
  versus NFC, he just rubs him in his face every time you watch
• 27:05
  them on the Peyton Manning Eli broadcast.
• 27:07
  Man, it just Jags and Jags. And Jags.
• 27:10
  Rightfully so. He's a better quarterback than
• 27:12
  Peyton when it comes to the his his, his strength and his
• 27:15
  stamina. The guy never missed a game.
• 27:17
  Except for that fuck Ben McAdoo, who sat him down one day.
• 27:21
  And. Missed one game his entire
• 27:22
  career? That's unheard of in football.
• 27:25
  Think about that. Playing the entire career except
• 27:28
  for one game, he started every single game.
• 27:30
  It's rare. It's very rare.
• 27:33
  I think Travis Kelsey's brother did that, but other than that
• 27:36
  it's it's hard to come across somebody who's played every
• 27:38
  single down of their football career in the poyos.
• 27:41
  The NFL? Kudos to Eli.
• 27:43
  Manning. Fuck Ben McAdoo.
• 27:46
  It's. Brutal.
• 27:47
  It is absolutely brutal. Screw.
• 27:49
  You, Ben McAdoo. Right.
• 27:53
  I wonder what? He's doing now, probably working
• 27:55
  at 7-11, fixing slushy machines. Yeah, we got.
• 28:03
  For football, did you vote Lions?
• 28:05
  Did. Did some kick some ass?
• 28:06
  That was a great game. That was a great game.
• 28:09
  Absolutely. I enjoyed watching that one.
• 28:12
  The one that I did not see was the Bucks destroy the Eagles
• 28:16
  because I was sound asleep on the couch and I would have taken
• 28:19
  the Bucks in that game and I would have won some more money
• 28:21
  because I knew the Eagles were skidding.
• 28:24
  I did not anticipate the Cowboys skidding at home like that, but
• 28:27
  it was obvious that the Bucks were going to win that game from
• 28:30
  the get go. I don't care who we are.
• 28:34
  Something happened to the Eagles.
• 28:36
  Fucking boring, right? And you know, they're.
• 28:40
  Having player meetings? That tells you right there.
• 28:42
  Leadership fucked up. Exactly.
• 28:45
  Because the only thing that I can relate it to is being in a
• 28:48
  band and playing, and if there's a personality conflict going on
• 28:53
  and you're going on on stage, that's usually not going to be
• 28:55
  your best gig, right? So it made me think that the
• 28:59
  same kind of thing could have been happening with the Cowboys
• 29:02
  the other night, and that it looked like Dak and CD Lamb were
• 29:05
  not having a good time at all. And it's pretty evident when you
• 29:10
  go see a rock band that is not having fun and they're just
• 29:13
  going through the motions. The music doesn't sound that
• 29:15
  great because you're not putting your heart into it, right?
• 29:18
  You know your soul's missing. Agreed.
• 29:21
  Agreed. So I think the Philadelphia
• 29:24
  Eagles we're. Not on the same page, fell.
• 29:26
  Into the same bad trap in that there must have been some big
• 29:31
  egos and they were colliding, so to speak.
• 29:36
  I just, I think, I think the. I think the coach just dropped
• 29:40
  the ball because they were 10 and O and then they went, you
• 29:43
  know what? What was it lost five of the
• 29:46
  last six, So 10 and 10 and one and lost it just.
• 29:51
  You. Don't start out that hot and
• 29:53
  then lay such a big freaking egg.
• 29:55
  And that game last night was so boring that the the the Eagles
• 29:59
  in the box, man. Just such a boring, boring game.
• 30:04
  And the score does not reflect the enjoyment of sitting through
• 30:08
  that. I actually fell asleep watching.
• 30:10
  I know Chris fell asleep too. I'm over here visiting, you
• 30:13
  know, And I was on that couch and he was on the other couch
• 30:16
  and it just was that boring, you know?
• 30:18
  Woke up all of a sudden it was 35 to 9.
• 30:20
  It's like, what the fuck happened, you know?
• 30:22
  But just, you know, And the Cowboys game was a blowout,
• 30:25
  which wasn't very enjoyable being a blowout, but it was
• 30:28
  enjoyable for everybody who hates the Cowboys.
• 30:30
  And let's face it, for every million cowboy fans that are,
• 30:34
  there's a million cowboy fans that are not.
• 30:36
  So you have a million love you and a million hate you.
• 30:39
  So it's kind of like the Trump and and and and Biden election,
• 30:41
  right? There's 81 people who voted for
• 30:43
  Biden. Where the fuck are they now?
• 30:45
  They're nowhere. So it's like the 81 people that
• 30:47
  81 million people like the like the the Cowboys, where are they?
• 30:51
  You know when they get their asses kicked?
• 30:53
  Nowhere, man. They're quiet.
• 30:54
  But I'm only. Going to shove.
• 30:55
  It down your throats. I'm only going to change one set
• 30:58
  of your numbers. There's one person that voted
• 31:00
  for Joe Biden and there's 80 people that voted against Donald
• 31:03
  Trump. So that's how those numbers got
• 31:07
  to be 80 million. I'm just saying, for every one
• 31:10
  person that voted for Joe Biden, there was 80 that voted against
• 31:14
  Donald Trump because we were tired of his fucking mouth.
• 31:20
  Yeah, I. Just got to keep his mouth shut.
• 31:21
  I'd be a great president. I wouldn't tweet at all.
• 31:24
  I wouldn't even show up. You'd be a great president.
• 31:27
  Could make people laugh. He doesn't make people laugh.
• 31:29
  His jokes aren't funny. Oh, right.
• 31:32
  You know, that's his biggest problem is he's not a comedian
• 31:35
  Life's. Too short?
• 31:37
  No, he's not. And if you really do your
• 31:40
  research, Robin Williams. Would have been a good
• 31:42
  president. If you really do your research,
• 31:44
  he wasn't, you know, everybody kept making the argument we need
• 31:47
  a businessman. We need a good businessman.
• 31:49
  He's not a good businessman either.
• 31:50
  It's like, right? It's the same reason you don't
• 31:52
  want Hillary Clinton to be the first woman president, because
• 31:55
  she's a fucking evil bitch. She is.
• 31:59
  Right. She's very much so.
• 32:01
  Warren Buffett. Warren.
• 32:03
  Buffett called Donald Trump off Epstein.
• 32:04
  'S Island. He did visit.
• 32:07
  Well, Bill Clinton did, too. Trump's on that list.
• 32:11
  No, no, he's. Got to be on that list.
• 32:14
  I haven't seen his name on the list.
• 32:16
  I don't know. There's no evidence so far
• 32:18
  showing it to everybody else, and their mother and brother and
• 32:20
  sister and cousin, aunt and uncle been there.
• 32:22
  You know. He's still a male.
• 32:24
  Show what? Did Buffett, Buffett say we
• 32:25
  don't want to? We don't.
• 32:27
  We don't want to make our show politics.
• 32:28
  But what did one Buffett say about about Trump?
• 32:32
  I miss that because I don't watch the news.
• 32:33
  This is my news, man, Sitting here with you chatting.
• 32:36
  Oh, this Christy. This show, that's my news, man.
• 32:38
  OK. So let me put out a public
• 32:41
  service announcement. If you're getting your news from
• 32:43
  me or Dave or Chris, you're in big trouble.
• 32:47
  But I will tell you the truth as I know it.
• 32:51
  And the truth as I know it is that Warren Buffett said that if
• 32:54
  he would have just taken that 100 million or 200 million that
• 32:57
  daddy gave him, he's not a self-made man.
• 33:00
  His dad just basically set him up.
• 33:02
  I. Know that if.
• 33:03
  He would have just taken well, he claims to be a self-made man.
• 33:06
  So if he would have just taken that 100 or 200 million and put
• 33:11
  it in simple index funds, he would be worth like 18, 1/2 or
• 33:16
  $19 billion. Like he brags about being worth
• 33:18
  4 or $5 billion. He'd be worth like five times
• 33:22
  that if he would have just set his money in simple index funds
• 33:24
  and let it sit. So Warren Buffett was saying
• 33:28
  he's. Not a very good financial.
• 33:30
  Guy Either. So people that don't understand
• 33:34
  what is an index? It is a group of a bunch of
• 33:39
  companies, and you own little tiny pieces of like hundreds or
• 33:43
  thousands. You can choose how many are
• 33:45
  inside that index fund. But usually there's thousands of
• 33:49
  companies, you know, like Caterpillar and United
• 33:52
  Healthcare and Exxon and Shell and all your big companies.
• 33:56
  And then you own little tiny pieces of those companies.
• 33:59
  And as those stocks go up and down and dividends pay out, you
• 34:03
  get paid just like if you own the actual full stock itself.
• 34:07
  OK, so you can think of index funds.
• 34:10
  Oh. That's fantastic.
• 34:11
  Mutual funds are kind of the same family.
• 34:16
  If he would have just done that, he would be worth like four
• 34:19
  times what he's worth right now, was Warren Buffett's point.
• 34:24
  Gotcha. And he wouldn't be a president
• 34:25
  because it wouldn't matter, because he'd have all the money
• 34:27
  in the world. Well, he probably still want
• 34:32
  would have wanted to be president because part of the
• 34:35
  reason I don't like him is that he's a bully and I don't like
• 34:39
  bullies. And he keeps touting how great
• 34:42
  he is at things. And if you're already the best,
• 34:45
  how can you ever get better, right.
• 34:47
  I strive every day to be a better man.
• 34:50
  Like he he already thinks he's the best this.
• 34:52
  Is true, yes. So that irritates me.
• 34:54
  You're straight. To it.
• 34:56
  Things like that irritate me, you know?
• 34:58
  You don't think you you. Got to grow every day, right?
• 35:00
  You got to. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
• 35:02
  My mom told me a simple statement a long time ago stuck
• 35:07
  with me, and it was, you know, you don't know everything.
• 35:12
  And what fun would it be if you did?
• 35:15
  And her point was, there'd be nothing left to learn, right?
• 35:19
  If you were sitting here and you knew everything about everything
• 35:21
  ever, I'm not sure that would be so much fun.
• 35:26
  So I try not to. It'd be a very lonely.
• 35:28
  Existence. Because if you knew everything
• 35:29
  about to everything, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 35:35
  Good. To see the mommy man sounds like
• 35:37
  a good sad. She sounds like a good, solid
• 35:40
  woman. Her Your mother there.
• 35:42
  She's. Amazing.
• 35:43
  You know, good for you. What's her name?
• 35:45
  What's your mama's name? Her.
• 35:46
  Name is. What's your?
• 35:46
  Mama's name? I've never met her.
• 35:49
  Yes, you have. Hello, Kay?
• 35:51
  Oh, Dave says. Hey, Dave.
• 35:52
  'S Never met Kay. Dave's never Met Your Mother.
• 35:55
  That's true. I'd stand correct.
• 35:56
  Hello. Kay, how are you?
• 35:57
  How are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:01
  There's a final lab there, Kay. Kudos.
• 36:04
  Yeah, kudos, I'm sure. She let's.
• 36:08
  Go back to football, Michael. I got the Lions game.
• 36:11
  That was a good game. Who'd they play?
• 36:12
  I forgot. I forgot who they played.
• 36:14
  I forgot who the Lions played. Who the Lions they.
• 36:16
  Played the Lions they. Played the Rams.
• 36:18
  My friend Los Angeles Rams. That's.
• 36:21
  Right. That's right.
• 36:22
  And that's the funny. That was The funny thing about
• 36:25
  that there. That was the quarterback.
• 36:26
  Swatch a rule. You know, the Stafford went to
• 36:29
  LA and golf went to Detroit and Stafford won a Super Bowl and
• 36:33
  golf hasn't won one yet. And everybody's like, oh,
• 36:37
  Detroit, you know, these golf's not good enough for Detroit and
• 36:41
  they just, they threw him away and vice versa.
• 36:43
  Well, you know what? If you recall in football
• 36:46
  history, the Raiders won the Super Bowl without John Gruden,
• 36:51
  and the Bucs won the Super Bowl without Tony Dungy.
• 36:56
  Right? The Gruden went to Tampa and won
• 36:58
  the Super Bowl with Dungy's team, not Gridding's team,
• 37:02
  because everybody on that team was the people that Donji had
• 37:06
  drafted and brought up. Then Dungy retired, right?
• 37:08
  And then Gridden won the Super Bowl with Donji's team.
• 37:12
  Is it really the team or is it the player?
• 37:14
  Or is it the whole is the whole nutshell thing?
• 37:18
  It's the whole potato, Or did you have sweet potatoes?
• 37:21
  Or did you have a gratin potatoes?
• 37:23
  Or did you just smash them? You know they just smash the
• 37:26
  potatoes. You start from scratch.
• 37:28
  Add some butter and bacon. I don't know, I don't know, but
• 37:31
  I don't think you can hang it. Golf wasn't successful in LA.
• 37:35
  He needed a change of venue. Stafford wasn't successful in
• 37:38
  Detroit. He needed a change of venue
• 37:40
  because it just what happened. The change of venue helped
• 37:41
  Stafford quicker. Then it's helped golf.
• 37:44
  But I think golf is is proving himself now.
• 37:47
  He's got to do another window. He's got to win another game to
• 37:49
  show. It's not a fluke if he can do
• 37:51
  that. And then there are there are
• 37:52
  there are team to be reckoned. With in the future, I think.
• 37:55
  But you got to win one more game, one more playoff game to
• 37:57
  show that it wasn't just a fluke.
• 37:59
  You know what I'm saying, Michael?
• 38:01
  I do. The only thing that I'll add to
• 38:03
  that is a lot of their losses are not his fault.
• 38:07
  The defense has to show up. If I were him, I would be all
• 38:10
  over that fucking defense and saying you guys need to lock
• 38:13
  shit down because they almost lost that game for him.
• 38:16
  Again. Detroit has a bad habit of
• 38:19
  giving up points in the fourth quarter.
• 38:21
  I can't tell you how many games they lost in the fourth quarter.
• 38:24
  It was probably all of them. So you can't blame golf for a
• 38:29
  lot of their you. Got to finish.
• 38:31
  Stronger than you start. Absolutely.
• 38:33
  Yeah, once. Again, you know the the music
• 38:36
  reference. You always finish with the
• 38:38
  encore. That's usually your Best Song,
• 38:40
  right? You finish strong.
• 38:42
  Right, right try. And start stronger.
• 38:44
  That's. Pleasure Smith.
• 38:45
  And you open up the second song with your right.
• 38:48
  Right. I saw Aerosmith years ago in
• 38:49
  their third song and they say it was dream on.
• 38:51
  I'm like, whoa, what are they going to do for the encore?
• 38:53
  That's ball my mind, you know, the encore sweet emotion.
• 38:56
  So they made-up for it. Yeah, the encore was sweet.
• 38:58
  Emotion though. So they made-up for it.
• 39:00
  But yeah, that was spectacular. Bringing the piano out on stage
• 39:03
  and just the one spotlight like this, like behind me right now.
• 39:06
  The Halo of the gods shining down on Dave as it sits there
• 39:10
  standing in for crease at the crease and micro.
• 39:12
  See, see the lights shining down on me.
• 39:15
  It's angelic. It's if I brought up my piano
• 39:18
  and I was Steven Tyler and I played Dream On three songs into
• 39:22
  the 15 you know 1516 song set. It's I'm illuminating and I'm
• 39:28
  not Illuminati, but I'm just being illuminated.
• 39:30
  Hey, that's because your mother, Kay, because she has such a
• 39:33
  blessing on the show. Maybe she's blessing blessing
• 39:35
  Dave who's feeling of a Christian now with the
• 39:37
  illumination of the of the rays of the heavens above.
• 39:40
  So I guess in our case that would be like if we put
• 39:43
  Intervention divine #3 in the setlist, right?
• 39:49
  Yes, I remember that song. You guys played that song.
• 39:51
  Quite a bitty intervention Divine.
• 39:53
  It's fantastic song. I.
• 39:54
  Like I like. Listening to that when you're on
• 39:56
  stage, it wasn't short, it was baldry, It was fantastic.
• 40:00
  It was lyrically, it was an adventure.
• 40:03
  It wasn't. It was a long.
• 40:04
  What? Whitman type poem, yes.
• 40:07
  I love the lyrics to that song. I agree with you, but.
• 40:13
  I think it was like 11 minutes from.
• 40:14
  Galleries Hall. It was, it was it put a strange
• 40:19
  to shame. You know that band Guns N'
• 40:22
  Roses? That song was strange, and The
• 40:23
  Invasion of Iron put that that song to shame.
• 40:27
  Wipe the Floor with Guns and Roses all day long.
• 40:30
  You put those songs back-to-back and have a face off like a death
• 40:33
  match, a celebrity rock'n'roll death match with clay clay,
• 40:36
  Members of the band playing the music with little clay guitars.
• 40:40
  You know, the invention Divine, which is precious strange, I
• 40:43
  think. But that's just that's just my
• 40:45
  opinion. It's a powerful statement
• 40:47
  because I love slang Scotland. That's a powerful.
• 40:51
  It's a powerful statement, but it's the whole thing.
• 40:54
  It's not just the guitarist. It's the whole package and it's
• 40:58
  the whole package. It's not just just slash.
• 41:00
  And it's not just just Mike Michaels.
• 41:02
  And it's not just William Richard Carr the 3rd.
• 41:04
  And it's it's not just Jeff Mckagan, you know, You know.
• 41:09
  And it's not just Scott the drummer and and and and Stephen
• 41:12
  Adler who has no brain cells left, you know, It's not just
• 41:16
  actual, it's not just the Iron Dog.
• 41:17
  It's the whole package, man. It's the whole thing, you know,
• 41:21
  and and they just never went down to the bloody trail of
• 41:24
  heroin and and debauchery and chaos and destruction like Guns
• 41:28
  Roses did. So therefore you know, heads on
• 41:30
  mats, you know, band to band. I think the intervention divine
• 41:34
  would crush them. But that's just my, you know,
• 41:36
  opinion. I'm I'm nobody.
• 41:37
  I'm just Dave from over the over the seas.
• 41:40
  You know where the potatoes grow.
• 41:43
  Green. Fields of Rolling Ireland, You
• 41:46
  know, you know. I'm going to go out on a limb
• 41:49
  and say that I think Slash probably would have approved of
• 41:52
  Intervention Divine because he digs cool music and that was a
• 41:56
  cool song. He.
• 41:58
  Would have slash is just a big fan of good songs.
• 42:02
  I think that. Would have been a right.
• 42:06
  He's a good fan of music. Every every musician is a fan of
• 42:09
  music. That, let's face it, that's why
• 42:10
  they're musicians. Right.
• 42:12
  We are a pretty cool one steal. From each other?
• 42:14
  There's none of them, right? There's not an original thought
• 42:17
  left in the world when it comes to music.
• 42:19
  And you think about everybody's stolen from everybody at one
• 42:22
  point, sheep and form. It's just the fucks that gets
• 42:24
  sued for it. You know, they have no real
• 42:26
  bearing on it because everybody stole something from somebody at
• 42:29
  some point in time along the way, whether subconsciously or
• 42:32
  or, you know, consciously, it still happens because it's it's
• 42:35
  the muse, right? It's it's it's the motivation of
• 42:37
  what drives your lyrics and what drives your guitars and your
• 42:40
  drums and your beats and your bass.
• 42:41
  Everything is he's plucked from. You'd have to not listen to any
• 42:44
  music your entire life to write a completely UN.
• 42:49
  You. Know Manipulated song, melody,
• 42:52
  chorus, riff in your brain. If you listen to nothing, it was
• 42:56
  was be impossible. What would your life be without
• 42:58
  music? It'd be quiet.
• 43:00
  And just like the statement that we made a minute ago about if
• 43:04
  you knew everything, life wouldn't be any fun if you
• 43:08
  didn't have all that inspiration from different styles of music
• 43:14
  to draw from, it wouldn't be very much fun to be a musician
• 43:18
  either. And it always breaks my heart
• 43:20
  when I meet a person that says they're a musician and then I
• 43:24
  find out they only listen to one style of music.
• 43:27
  I'm like, dude, you got to branch out, man.
• 43:31
  You know the reason that I got so many compliments on my tone,
• 43:36
  my style, the way I phrased my leads, The reason I got those
• 43:42
  compliments is because I developed original ideas from
• 43:46
  hundreds of different types of music, right?
• 43:48
  I listen to everything. I listen to classical, I listen
• 43:51
  to Middle Eastern, I listen to Indian, I listen to rock, I
• 43:55
  listen to pop, I listen to country, bluegrass, whatever,
• 43:59
  man. I don't limit myself to
• 44:01
  anything. A good song is a good song.
• 44:03
  It's got a good beat or it's got a good lick, or it's got a good
• 44:06
  lyric, right? Something in there grabbed.
• 44:10
  There's a hook somewhere 3. 100% I don't.
• 44:12
  Care what kind of music it is. It's got to be a hook.
• 44:16
  There has to be a hook I. Agree with you 100 percent,
• 44:19
  100%. It's got to be a hook and you
• 44:22
  got to have the big library of music in your head to come up
• 44:27
  with things. I.
• 44:29
  I listen to. Everything too, except for the
• 44:30
  rap. I don't like rap, never like the
• 44:32
  rap. I know Chris is the same way.
• 44:34
  He likes everything but rap music.
• 44:35
  He does not really get into it. A little bit of Eminem, he says,
• 44:38
  you know, because it's it's a chocolate candy with the with
• 44:41
  the candy crunch. He likes that.
• 44:43
  But you know rap music he's just not into, you know, but you know
• 44:47
  maybe every now and then you know commercially successful,
• 44:50
  you know rap song, you know colors.
• 44:52
  You know colors, colors, colors, colors.
• 44:54
  When I met walking the cycle by talking you know, but you know
• 44:58
  other than that. You.
• 45:00
  Know just not into rap music at all.
• 45:02
  Like everything else, you know country and and Blues and
• 45:05
  bluegrass and pop rock and. You.
• 45:09
  Know stadium rock, Arena rock, you know, progressive rock,
• 45:12
  Blues rock, death. I've never gotten a death metal.
• 45:15
  I don't know about Chris. I've never gotten a death metal
• 45:17
  that much, you know. Sprinkles.
• 45:20
  Just like, you know, you know there's.
• 45:21
  Certain styles of music. Litter, you know, yeah.
• 45:24
  Just just sprinkles, you know, Little death metal, little
• 45:27
  country, little bluegrass, not a lot of those things, you know?
• 45:32
  Personally, I love the way. No.
• 45:34
  No, no, no. Yeah.
• 45:35
  Yeah. Enough to influence the way I
• 45:36
  play, you know, It might just spark an idea that I never would
• 45:41
  have thought of. Because they're playing in a
• 45:43
  different time signature. They're playing different
• 45:45
  chords, they're playing different scales.
• 45:48
  If you just listen to rock, you're only going to hear EA
• 45:54
  Red, A minor, B minor. You know, If you listen to
• 45:57
  bluegrass, you're going to hear A7C Augmented 9.
• 46:01
  You're going to hear Crazy, Mixolydian and Dorian, and music
• 46:07
  theory is going on because it's a more complicated kind of
• 46:11
  music. They're using a lot of different
• 46:13
  chords, and rock'n'roll traditionally uses just simple
• 46:17
  chords. You know, power chords, bar
• 46:19
  chords, whatever you want to call.
• 46:21
  Them. So if you never branched out,
• 46:24
  how? To be causing the truth, it's
• 46:26
  the K control. Yes, on SiriusXM.
• 46:29
  Great show. You got nothing.
• 46:31
  Yeah, yeah, you. Got nothing if you don't branch
• 46:34
  out, if you don't expand your musical horizons.
• 46:36
  Because music is the journey you know.
• 46:38
  It takes you on a trip. It affects your mood.
• 46:41
  It can bring you down. It can bring you up.
• 46:43
  It can make you fall asleep. It can get you energized.
• 46:46
  It. Can put you on a, on a on a
• 46:48
  whole different level, you know, just based on what you're
• 46:52
  listening to and what they're singing about and the hooks and
• 46:54
  the drives. You know, runners?
• 46:56
  Love music, especially driving music, because they can, they
• 46:58
  can run faster with the driving music, you know?
• 47:01
  I love writing Driving Music Rd. Trips.
• 47:03
  I get that playlist for every right?
• 47:06
  You can, right? You can have playlists for every
• 47:08
  every answer of your day. Imagine going 24 hours.
• 47:11
  You have a 24 hour playlist and it builds your entire day.
• 47:14
  I challenge you there, Mike Michaels.
• 47:16
  You call yourself a musician, rock star.
• 47:18
  Make a 24 hour playlist and just drop it.
• 47:21
  Drop it on the next episode. It'll be a 24 hour episode.
• 47:23
  Nothing but music. I've got.
• 47:25
  We'll recognize what you do in the morning.
• 47:28
  I've. Got one better than that.
• 47:30
  So currently let me give you an accurate assessment currently in
• 47:36
  my liked folder on Spotify which I've been working on since 2018
• 47:42
  and we are currently in 2024 when it pulls up here.
• 47:48
  It is 2024. Yes, yes.
• 47:51
  Oh, we're doing 17,463 songs. We.
• 47:56
  Are doing the podcast. Congratulations.
• 47:58
  What's your guess again, 200? And 63 songs is what you got in
• 48:01
  your Spotify 17,263. The.
• 48:06
  Reason I made you say it three times is because I have 17,437
• 48:13
  and he didn't know how many I had, ladies and gentlemen, So
• 48:16
  that was just a. There's.
• 48:18
  A reason he needs to go to Vegas.
• 48:20
  And by, there's a reason we're doing a.
• 48:22
  Podcast together, we think alike.
• 48:26
  Dude, that's that's absolutely insane that I was that close.
• 48:28
  I was like within 200 songs. I know.
• 48:32
  That's insanity and. That's more than holy.
• 48:35
  Fucking shit, man. I know.
• 48:38
  Right. There should be some kind of
• 48:40
  prize. If I had a shirt, I'd tell you.
• 48:43
  Wow. Wow.
• 48:45
  That's insane. Speaking of shirts, pimp that
• 48:47
  shirt thing out again to your friend.
• 48:49
  You posted on the last show. Pimp that out.
• 48:53
  Oh, for you're talking. About your friend, you're
• 48:55
  strong. Jackson Strong.
• 48:57
  Yes, yes. So for I'll, I'll reach Jackson
• 49:01
  Strong. Actually, I pinned it to the top
• 49:03
  of the page, so until next month I'll get.
• 49:09
  I don't have the exact date, it's on the Facebook page but.
• 49:14
  Poor. Little Jackson.
• 49:15
  He's got hemiplegic cerebral palsy.
• 49:19
  So when he was in the womb, he had a stroke.
• 49:24
  And it didn't really show up until he was about 5:00.
• 49:28
  And they noticed, you know, he was having trouble with certain
• 49:31
  things. You know, I want, I can't stress
• 49:33
  enough, he's the most normal little kid you would ever meet
• 49:36
  in your life. He struggles to do things that
• 49:39
  are simple for us, you know, like tie your shoes.
• 49:41
  And that's the best example that I can think of right off the top
• 49:45
  of my head. But, you know, that's a simple
• 49:47
  thing that we take for granted every day that he really
• 49:49
  struggles with because the left side of his brain had a stroke.
• 49:54
  So, you know, that controls a lot of your motor skills.
• 49:58
  And so he goes to physical therapy and they work with him
• 50:02
  to strengthen that part of his body, you know, because he
• 50:06
  obviously is going to favor the right side.
• 50:07
  So, oh, that's good. Anybody that wants to make a
• 50:11
  donation, she has a Venmo that's set up at the bottom of that
• 50:14
  page. Or if you want to get a kick ass
• 50:17
  T-shirt or hoodie or jersey, they're super reasonably priced.
• 50:21
  I think mine was 16 bucks for an extra large, and then a portion
• 50:26
  of that goes to Jackson as a donation.
• 50:28
  So yeah. Outstanding man.
• 50:33
  Good for. You.
• 50:35
  Well, right there. Her family has been really big
• 50:39
  supporters of our podcast, Her Mom.
• 50:45
  So Jackson's Mimi. She doesn't.
• 50:48
  She's not grandma. She's Mimi.
• 50:50
  So Jackson's Mimi has been promoting our Facebook page.
• 50:54
  If you've noticed the numbers going up, you can thank Mandy
• 50:57
  for that. She's got about it's not our
• 51:00
  Facebook. Page.
• 51:00
  It's, it's it's here on Chris's page.
• 51:02
  But yes, yeah, she's on Chris's page.
• 51:04
  But I do. I do notice the numbers are
• 51:06
  growing in the horizon. That's pretty.
• 51:09
  So it's good. It's a good thing she's been.
• 51:12
  Making posts on her own page, You know, pleading with her
• 51:14
  friends to sign up. So it's the least I can do.
• 51:16
  This is this is like small small potatoes.
• 51:22
  It means a lot to them, but it's a small.
• 51:24
  Potato size on Facebook the other day.
• 51:28
  It's good. It's a good course.
• 51:29
  It was on. It was on Facebook the other day
• 51:31
  and I came across God. God has a Facebook page, which I
• 51:34
  thought was interesting, you know, because you know, God,
• 51:36
  there's a lot of shit going on in his life and and he's got a
• 51:39
  Facebook page. But he had asked, you know,
• 51:42
  what's the podcast? Not to listen to you.
• 51:44
  And of course I put down young Chris's podcast because why the
• 51:46
  folk not, I mean, you have millions and millions of
• 51:48
  followers because it's God. So, you know, hopefully that
• 51:51
  drove some traffic through your page too, you know, because you
• 51:55
  know, you must listen to Chris and Mike's show.
• 51:57
  I just put it under God's thread, you know, asking what,
• 52:00
  what to listen to from a podcast and there you go.
• 52:02
  So you know, hopefully we get some some, you know, angelic
• 52:05
  listeners and you know some of the the nice people in the world
• 52:08
  to come along and and and listen to your podcast and and help you
• 52:11
  grow it. You know what I'm saying?
• 52:13
  I'm going to say that if you're not listening to it, then you're
• 52:16
  doing yourself a a a severe disservice because you would
• 52:19
  have never got to meet Dave and see, this is the first time I
• 52:22
  met Dave. You would.
• 52:23
  Have. Never gotten to meet Dave.
• 52:26
  I didn't know I was going to sit down here and meet Dave today.
• 52:28
  I was. Just as shocked as the
• 52:29
  listeners. I didn't know Chris was under
• 52:31
  the weather, so you know the show.
• 52:33
  Must we appreciate the fact the show must go on?
• 52:38
  And that just shows you this kind of character that Chris has
• 52:40
  that he's not going to let anyone down.
• 52:42
  He he called up Dave, me and said, hey, man, you know, in
• 52:45
  his, in his voice, you know, I can't do an American accent
• 52:48
  like, but he was like, hey, hey man, can you do a brother a
• 52:51
  favor? And I was like, what's that
• 52:52
  Chris? He's like, well, I need, I need
• 52:54
  a body in my podcast today. I'm like, they got the podcast
• 52:57
  with my great. And he's like, yeah, I do.
• 53:00
  And I'm like, well, do you want me to come sit there for you?
• 53:02
  And he's, oh, that would be wonderful.
• 53:04
  So, you know, he's in the backroom there, you know,
• 53:06
  coughing up a lung and, you know, shitting out all kinds of
• 53:08
  stuff out of his body while I'm sitting here, you know, You
• 53:11
  know, carrying the show. Like, what the fuck, man?
• 53:13
  I wasn't expecting this. I just figured I'd come on and
• 53:16
  chat with Mr. Mike Mikos, a legendary guitar player from the
• 53:19
  rock'n'roll band Nemesis. That you know it's.
• 53:21
  Been a play over the. World trying to trying to fill
• 53:24
  his shoes and it's it's definitely a pleasure.
• 53:27
  I think we should change it to the Dave and Mike and Dave show
• 53:30
  and, you know, kick that fucking crease to the curb, man.
• 53:33
  Well, let's not. What?
• 53:33
  Does he do for that fucking? Let's not go crazy, Dave.
• 53:36
  Let's not. Go.
• 53:37
  So we're there, fucking around. That's one of my best friends
• 53:40
  there. You go.
• 53:41
  Wheel in the end, man, we're. Not kicking anybody to the curb,
• 53:45
  just so you know I won't throw you under the bus behind your
• 53:47
  back. OK.
• 53:50
  Well, that's what we got to do is get Cliff and Dave on the
• 53:52
  same chain. That would be mind blowing.
• 53:55
  We got. To make that happen.
• 53:56
  I think the next time that fakes on the podcast, you need to make
• 53:59
  Dave and Chris happen simultaneously.
• 54:04
  They could probably do that. There's all kinds of ways to
• 54:06
  make things happen with technology, so we'll figure that
• 54:09
  out, hey? I'll.
• 54:11
  Show you something later that I saw Chris did.
• 54:13
  It's pretty impressive with. George.
• 54:16
  That this is, this is Dave. I'm sorry.
• 54:17
  It was Ted. Chris did something with this
• 54:19
  guy named Ted. It was like an interview was
• 54:21
  fantastic and it kind of sounded like Chris, but it didn't look
• 54:24
  like Chris. But I'll show you when I find
• 54:26
  it. I'll say, oh, Chris, send it to
• 54:27
  you. Hey, Chris.
• 54:28
  Chris. Hey man, send that thing to
• 54:30
  Mike. You know that you and Ted did.
• 54:32
  And I think they'll like it. There you go.
• 54:35
  He said, OK, so he'll send it to you probably later after the
• 54:38
  show, and you can take a look at that and you'll be like, what
• 54:40
  the fuck had this, You know, this happened, you know,
• 54:43
  brilliant, You know, it's absolutely brilliant.
• 54:46
  I'm telling you, you know. Speaking of George, you never
• 54:48
  could get him on the podcast, huh?
• 54:52
  No. Well that was Dave's.
• 54:54
  I mean, I'm Dave. That was Chris's father-in-law.
• 54:56
  I don't. I don't.
• 54:57
  I think the reason why is is George doesn't doesn't hit very
• 55:00
  well. It would have been we were been
• 55:01
  shouting and yelling to ask questions and and he's just not
• 55:05
  that guy. He's he's, you know, he's just,
• 55:08
  he's the old school Italian, you know, you just don't talk to
• 55:12
  people, you know? You just.
• 55:13
  Look at them. That's what makes and you're
• 55:16
  supposed to understand. What they're saying it's like,
• 55:17
  hey George. You got to read that.
• 55:22
  You got to read the face. And you want, right?
• 55:27
  Just like, hey, man, you want some?
• 55:28
  You want some breakfast? What was the question, George?
• 55:33
  You want some breakfast? And then he realizes no, I eat
• 55:37
  later. OK, And then lunchtime.
• 55:40
  Hey George, you want some lunch? No, I did a dinner time and then
• 55:45
  you go and then Jake came home one day and and him and George
• 55:48
  went to went to a late lunch. So then at 3:00 and, you know,
• 55:51
  they had lunch, and then all of a sudden it's dinner time at six
• 55:53
  and it's like, George, you hungry?
• 55:57
  Or you just ate like 2 hours ago, didn't you?
• 56:01
  Oh, let's just give you, let's just give you one hot dog with
• 56:03
  no abundance so you can actually sit down and pretend like you're
• 56:06
  being involved. How's that work?
• 56:08
  And. That was the extent of that day.
• 56:10
  You know, he loved the man. He's a good.
• 56:13
  Dude, he looks like good dude kind.
• 56:15
  Of like it's kind of like we have a Converse.
• 56:18
  It's kind of like we have a conversation with Audrey
• 56:20
  Osborne. You don't understand half the
• 56:21
  things he says, but you know it's it's relevant in some way,
• 56:24
  shape and form because he's talking.
• 56:26
  Right. Has to be relevant.
• 56:28
  Imagine what that son of a bitch has seen in his life.
• 56:30
  He could. He could tell stories for 100
• 56:32
  years. Oh, I.
• 56:36
  Would love. I would love to sit down with
• 56:38
  Ozzie and just not even talk about music, man.
• 56:40
  Just talk about life. Life.
• 56:41
  Yeah, absolutely. I.
• 56:43
  Think so many people I. Could not agree with you more.
• 56:46
  I want to know him as a person. Right.
• 56:50
  Right. I think, I think too many people
• 56:52
  get wrapped around the celebrity and not the person.
• 56:56
  Right. I don't give a shit.
• 56:56
  About the story these, these, you know, right.
• 57:00
  Because that's just, that's that's a that's not even their
• 57:03
  true self, right. That's not who they really are.
• 57:05
  That's just that's just the role they step into.
• 57:08
  That's that's who you know, it's a role.
• 57:09
  It's like, you know, Mel Gibson steps into a role that's not who
• 57:13
  he is in real life, you know? It's it's so.
• 57:16
  It's same with musicians. I think that that's not who they
• 57:17
  are. They're just they're they're
• 57:19
  artists, they're entertainers. I'd like to know the life, the
• 57:23
  the, the, the, the story behind that's necessary behind the
• 57:26
  music. But the story of the man.
• 57:28
  I know his career. I know his music.
• 57:30
  I know his catalogue. I know his library.
• 57:33
  You. Know.
• 57:33
  Love the man. Musically, He's fantastic.
• 57:35
  I love all his songs for the most part.
• 57:37
  There's a couple like what the fuck were you thinking, Harvey?
• 57:40
  But on a whole, it'd be great just to sit down with a man.
• 57:43
  If nobody interviews the person, they always interview the
• 57:46
  celebrity. Well, it's just like you and I
• 57:50
  interview. The person man.
• 57:52
  Just like you and I have gone through so many.
• 57:55
  Yes. Sorry, Dave.
• 57:56
  Me and Chris, I've gone through so many dark periods in our
• 58:00
  life. I would like, I would like to
• 58:03
  know what pulled him out of all those.
• 58:07
  You know what? What kept you from imploding?
• 58:09
  We know what kept us from imploding.
• 58:11
  You know, I'd like to know what kept him from just so many
• 58:15
  people that he came up with are no longer here.
• 58:17
  You know, we we lost so many great rock stars.
• 58:20
  Jimi Hendrix. Janis Joplin.
• 58:22
  Jim Morrison, Buddy Holly. You know, they all these people
• 58:28
  well. Buddy Holly, because you got on
• 58:30
  the wrong plane. Well.
• 58:31
  Yeah, I can't use him as an example.
• 58:33
  He died in a plane crash, but all these people died of drug
• 58:37
  overdoses. You know the story behind that,
• 58:39
  right? No, Well.
• 58:43
  Maybe alcohol? Drowning, you know.
• 58:46
  OK. Buddy Holly, You mean the?
• 58:48
  Story with with with Buddy Holly and Wheeling.
• 58:50
  Yeah, Buddy Holly. Wayland Jennings.
• 58:52
  Do you know that story? If I do, I probably forgot it.
• 59:00
  So Waylon Jennings was his, was one of his backup musicians like
• 59:03
  his his, his Rd. Rd. band, right.
• 59:05
  Waylon, Waylon Jennings, Waylon, Waylon and Willie.
• 59:07
  You know, country music. Rockin, rockin dude, Right.
• 59:11
  So he was Buddy Holly's guitarist in the band.
• 59:14
  And that night, to the fateful night where the plane went down,
• 59:16
  they they somehow were arguing about who flies on the plane and
• 59:20
  who goes on the boss. And they did something to where
• 59:23
  it was, you know, kind of like, you know, pick a number, one
• 59:26
  through 10 type bullshit. Wayland picked the wrong number.
• 59:29
  So Wayland took the bus. Buddy.
• 59:31
  Took the plane story over. Buddy.
• 59:34
  Died. Whalen lived.
• 59:36
  Imagine the flipping of that coin.
• 59:38
  Buddy. Holly still around?
• 59:39
  Wayland dies, so who would be the?
• 59:41
  There's a conundrum for you. Who would be the bigger legend
• 59:43
  then if Buddy Highly was still alive and Wayland died on that
• 59:46
  plane? Nobody.
• 59:47
  Knew who? Whalen never went went out on
• 59:49
  his own, so therefore Whalen's correct.
• 59:52
  So Whalen's entire musical catalogue never would have
• 59:55
  existed? Which begs to the question like
• 59:58
  Intervention Divide. I was just getting ready to say,
• 1:00:01
  does that not kind of prove that we might be living in a
• 1:00:04
  simulation? You know, certain things have to
• 1:00:08
  happen a certain way. We're.
• 1:00:10
  In the matrix we're. In some version of that, there's
• 1:00:13
  no time. Space continuum.
• 1:00:16
  We. Are we are 88 mph, 1.21
• 1:00:19
  gigawatts? You know, you just got to get
• 1:00:21
  there somehow. Did.
• 1:00:22
  You ever watch the show Fringe? You know.
• 1:00:24
  On. Fox.
• 1:00:26
  Fringe. I think maybe I did.
• 1:00:29
  I think I came over to Ireland Fringe.
• 1:00:31
  It was a weird little little time travel.
• 1:00:33
  Did it correct well? It was based on the premise that
• 1:00:37
  there's parallel universes going on simultaneously and they're
• 1:00:42
  right next door to ours, right? So there's just a thin layer
• 1:00:46
  that's pretty. That's pretty much how I firmly
• 1:00:49
  believe the universe is set up, is that there's just a bunch of
• 1:00:53
  different versions of what we're doing right now, going on all
• 1:00:57
  the time, which explains a lot of deja vu.
• 1:01:00
  It explains a lot of seeing shit that's really not there because
• 1:01:04
  it might not be there. It might be there for that
• 1:01:06
  moment in time, right? Like Bigfoot, there's a classic
• 1:01:09
  example. Maybe he shifts in and out of
• 1:01:11
  different universes, right? That's why you can't ever find a
• 1:01:15
  bone. Well.
• 1:01:18
  You know, and it could be the shocks.
• 1:01:20
  Bigfoot, you know. 8 foot tall dark warrior walking through the
• 1:01:23
  through the wilderness, you know.
• 1:01:25
  I. Just saw right there, right?
• 1:01:27
  I just saw a picture. Speaking of that, I just saw a
• 1:01:30
  picture on Facebook that depicted it was engraved into
• 1:01:35
  the side of the pyramids and it depicts the people being as tall
• 1:01:40
  as the palm trees, right? The people are the same height
• 1:01:43
  as the top of the palm tree. Oh, that's fantastic.
• 1:01:46
  So. Did they have little short trees
• 1:01:47
  or big tall people? That's fantastic.
• 1:01:49
  I love that kind of stuff. You know it's.
• 1:01:51
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know what happened in
• 1:01:59
  the past and there could have been so many advanced
• 1:02:02
  civilizations that we were unaware of.
• 1:02:06
  You got agreed, right? One cataclysmic event, an
• 1:02:10
  asteroid hits the Earth and lights out.
• 1:02:13
  You got to start over again so all this shit gets buried.
• 1:02:15
  No one would even know we were here.
• 1:02:17
  They wouldn't know we had Google and Apple and Macbooks, and they
• 1:02:22
  wouldn't know that we had an Internet system that went all
• 1:02:25
  over the world and we were all connected.
• 1:02:29
  In two seconds, this could all be over.
• 1:02:30
  I. Didn't know we had Rotary
• 1:02:31
  telephones over and they and look again, here's the here's
• 1:02:37
  the angelic of lights flashing down on me.
• 1:02:40
  It's it's crazy, right? Because it stopped for a while
• 1:02:43
  and it's coming back. Just about the time I started.
• 1:02:46
  It's like cringe and goes preaching.
• 1:02:50
  Preach it, man. Preach it.
• 1:02:52
  Pastor Michael said tell it how he is.
• 1:02:57
  Preacher man is preaching about the coming times.
• 1:03:00
  There was a lyric from a song that Chris wrote Preacher man is
• 1:03:03
  preaching about the coming times.
• 1:03:05
  I don't remember the rest of it, so I'd have to ask him.
• 1:03:08
  That's. A good song though.
• 1:03:09
  Faceless Dogs. It was Faceless Dogs about all
• 1:03:12
  the corrupt, all the corruption in the church.
• 1:03:14
  I saw this thing today. That.
• 1:03:16
  That it's. It's it's religious is made for
• 1:03:20
  is a business made. You know it's a man made
• 1:03:23
  business whereas faith is free. You know, we've talked about
• 1:03:26
  that. You and Christopher talked about
• 1:03:28
  that before, that that religion is religion and faith is faith.
• 1:03:31
  And and you know, the question was what do you think about
• 1:03:34
  religion? And the response was religion is
• 1:03:37
  a man made for profit business where faith is free.
• 1:03:39
  I thought that was brilliant. Faith is.
• 1:03:41
  Free. You know religion?
• 1:03:44
  They ask. If so, if money is the root of
• 1:03:45
  all evil, right? This is where this was going at
• 1:03:47
  the money is the root of all evil.
• 1:03:49
  Why do churches ask everybody for money?
• 1:03:54
  Why is God always broke? Mind blown.
• 1:03:57
  Mind blown. Mind blown.
• 1:04:00
  That's the thing, man. This is righteous to say.
• 1:04:03
  And the money is the root of all evil.
• 1:04:04
  Think about that. It's the root of all evil.
• 1:04:07
  Right, but. The churches continuously 24/7
• 1:04:11
  day after day ask everybody for money.
• 1:04:14
  Where? Faith is free.
• 1:04:15
  Your faith is between you and the relationship of whatever you
• 1:04:18
  think. The higher power it is, whether
• 1:04:20
  that's the lava lamp behind you, it's your Your Grace and your
• 1:04:23
  kneel to every morning. Please, lava lamp.
• 1:04:26
  You know flow today or it's the trees and the birds singing you.
• 1:04:29
  Love my lava lamp, you. Believe in something.
• 1:04:33
  I do love your lava lamp, Chris tells me about it all the time.
• 1:04:36
  Yeah, he's a big fan of. Whatever's inside you and it.
• 1:04:40
  Right. It's what?
• 1:04:40
  It's what drives you faith is what drives you on a day-to-day
• 1:04:43
  basis that the religion fucks everything up, man.
• 1:04:45
  He just fucks it all up. And now we're going to get
• 1:04:47
  people pissed off that Dave said that, you know?
• 1:04:49
  But it's true. It's a true statement.
• 1:04:52
  You know it's like people, right?
• 1:04:54
  Just like people pray, Oh, I pray the Cowboys when the fuck
• 1:04:57
  you. This has nothing to do with
• 1:04:59
  football, you fucking wanker. He's on Facebook talking about
• 1:05:03
  religion. You know you want to go to God,
• 1:05:05
  go to Facebook, type in God, he'll come up and you can ask
• 1:05:08
  some questions, man. It's like that movie Bruce
• 1:05:10
  Almighty. He had the e-mail inbox for the
• 1:05:12
  prayers. Yes, everybody gets their
• 1:05:14
  answers to the press. And what happened?
• 1:05:16
  Fucking chaos. Chaos.
• 1:05:18
  Because everybody got the answer.
• 1:05:19
  Yes. So we're talking about football.
• 1:05:23
  We got the Lions game. We talked about.
• 1:05:25
  Go ahead, go ahead. Take over the call.
• 1:05:27
  Take over. Take over.
• 1:05:28
  Come on, go. Ahead.
• 1:05:30
  No, no, you're fine if you want to.
• 1:05:32
  If you want to go back to football, we can go back to
• 1:05:34
  football. I want you to finish.
• 1:05:38
  I want you to injector. What's your comment?
• 1:05:39
  What were you going to see? Something to No, I was just
• 1:05:41
  going to say one thought that has always gone through my head
• 1:05:46
  is if you started, everybody makes fun of Scientology, right?
• 1:05:51
  OK, L Ron Hubbard started this religion fucking joke.
• 1:05:56
  You got to be a complete whack job to even believe any of the
• 1:05:59
  bullshit that they say, and it just proves how easily people
• 1:06:03
  are led and brainwashed. OK, so let's say that you
• 1:06:06
  started the Catholic religion today.
• 1:06:08
  Let's say that it just started today, and four months from now,
• 1:06:14
  six months from now, you find out that over half of your
• 1:06:17
  priests are diddling little kids.
• 1:06:20
  How long would that religion be around if it just started today?
• 1:06:24
  Oh, it'd be. Oh, it'd be scorched like a bug,
• 1:06:27
  man. It did, right for fucking
• 1:06:28
  tyrants and Braveheart coming down the throat with horses and
• 1:06:31
  fires and flames and swords and everybody's fucking destroyed.
• 1:06:35
  So my question is. It's like the Epstein thing all
• 1:06:38
  over again. How?
• 1:06:40
  Can you, with any degree of sanity, support a religion that
• 1:06:47
  doesn't? They just relocate these
• 1:06:50
  priests. They don't press charges against
• 1:06:52
  them. They don't, you know, they ship
• 1:06:54
  them out of the country. They're sitting on the biggest
• 1:06:57
  pile of gold in the history of the world.
• 1:06:59
  Nobody even knows what's underneath the Vatican because
• 1:07:01
  they won't let anybody in under there.
• 1:07:04
  And there's people starving in the world, and they're supposed
• 1:07:06
  to be a church who's compassionate and like Christ,
• 1:07:10
  and they're hoarding more money than anyone on earth.
• 1:07:15
  This is my point, people. If you want to know where I'm
• 1:07:18
  coming from, this is where I'm coming from.
• 1:07:20
  I go deep, man. I've thought this all the way
• 1:07:24
  through to the bottom, and none of this shit makes sense to me.
• 1:07:27
  It just seems evil. If I had that kind of money, I'd
• 1:07:29
  be feeding the world, right? Right.
• 1:07:34
  Can't go. Broke kind of money.
• 1:07:35
  Because you'd be out of money. Because you fed the world.
• 1:07:38
  No, I was just getting ready to say you can't go.
• 1:07:40
  Broke, from a spiritual standpoint, can't.
• 1:07:42
  Go broke doing it, You know, I'll feed as many people as I
• 1:07:45
  can, but I wouldn't just be sitting on trillions of dollars
• 1:07:48
  and feel good about myself. I can't.
• 1:07:50
  I couldn't do that. Agreed.
• 1:07:54
  But it'd be more beneficial though, that old adage.
• 1:07:57
  You know, teach a man to fish. You feed him for a lifetime or
• 1:08:00
  you give them up your you feed them fish and then you don't.
• 1:08:02
  You know, I don't know what the, the, the, the phrase is, but you
• 1:08:06
  know it's that concept like I can, I can give you, I can give
• 1:08:10
  you some fish right now and feed you Mike or I can show you how
• 1:08:12
  to catch your own fish and then you're going to feed yourself
• 1:08:14
  for a lifetime. So it's that kind of concept but
• 1:08:16
  with that money that they have they could definitely teach the
• 1:08:20
  world and and put in systems in all the countries that don't
• 1:08:23
  have what America has and and educate and give the resources
• 1:08:28
  to help everybody be self-sustaining.
• 1:08:31
  So then the money goes to where it really needs to go and not
• 1:08:35
  just sitting in the basement with the Vatican.
• 1:08:37
  I agree with you 100%. It's and.
• 1:08:39
  I guess it. Goes back to the thing.
• 1:08:41
  I agree with what you're saying. The only thing that I would add
• 1:08:45
  to that is, you know, we can educate those people as we not
• 1:08:49
  let them starve to death. But I think you and I have both
• 1:08:52
  been in the position where we don't have two nickels to rub
• 1:08:54
  together, and teaching me to fish at that moment in time is
• 1:08:58
  probably not the best. It's like, you know, give me the
• 1:09:00
  fish 1st and then we'll talk about how.
• 1:09:03
  Oh, correct. Tomorrow we can.
• 1:09:04
  You know, I would just. Absolutely, absolutely.
• 1:09:06
  I'm not saying right, right, right.
• 1:09:09
  No different, that was. My point That wasn't my point.
• 1:09:11
  It wasn't. It wasn't that.
• 1:09:12
  It just, yeah, yeah. No.
• 1:09:13
  Different than we're doing with this forum right here, right?
• 1:09:16
  We're trying to give people our opinions and our outlook on
• 1:09:19
  life, which is going to be far different than most people's.
• 1:09:23
  I think they're learning that real quick.
• 1:09:25
  But I think it's good the the way that I got to be, the way
• 1:09:30
  that I got to be where I am. The way that you got to be where
• 1:09:32
  you are is we didn't limit ourselves to this is the way we
• 1:09:36
  were raised. And this is the only way we can
• 1:09:38
  think people fall into this trap of, OK, I was raised to be a
• 1:09:42
  Christian, so I have to be a Christian the rest of my life.
• 1:09:45
  I was raised to be a coal miner. So I have to be a coal miner the
• 1:09:48
  rest of my life. You and I don't realize unless
• 1:09:52
  we look into it, which we have, that the average person isn't a
• 1:09:57
  forward thinker. They don't think outside the
• 1:09:59
  box, right? They do what they're told all
• 1:10:01
  the time. That's the way the system's set
• 1:10:03
  up. Don't.
• 1:10:04
  Right, it's. Not set up for you to be a free
• 1:10:06
  thinker. It's set up for you to do what
• 1:10:07
  you're told. No.
• 1:10:11
  Right. Yep, exactly.
• 1:10:13
  I agree with that 100%. There's a clip on YouTube.
• 1:10:16
  That's the strange freedom's a strange thing.
• 1:10:20
  There's a clip on YouTube of all these newscasters saying the
• 1:10:26
  exact same thing on like 600 different local news stations.
• 1:10:31
  It it was during Coronavirus. But it was very evident that the
• 1:10:35
  media is hyper controlled at this moment in time.
• 1:10:38
  Which is why you don't watch it. Which is why I don't watch it.
• 1:10:42
  Absolutely. I get most of my news from
• 1:10:43
  Facebook, people posting shit, you know, but I cannot sit down
• 1:10:47
  and watch a newscast. It's too fucking depressing.
• 1:10:49
  I don't know why people do it. I don't even start.
• 1:10:55
  I told you as I get all my news from watching in Chris.
• 1:10:57
  Like I had no news 12 weeks ago. I didn't know what the fuck was
• 1:11:00
  going on in the world. Then I started watching your
• 1:11:02
  show. I'm like, oh, oh, that's
• 1:11:04
  brilliant. And then it just shapes my
• 1:11:06
  world, man. If you had to wake up, I'm like,
• 1:11:07
  OK, I know what I'm doing today because I listened to Chris and
• 1:11:09
  Mike yesterday. It's a brilliant thing,
• 1:11:13
  absolutely. And Speaking of which, I gotta
• 1:11:14
  get we gotta get this wrapped up because I gotta go take a piss.
• 1:11:17
  So maybe we should do the music thing.
• 1:11:18
  We're going to do a music thing, right?
• 1:11:19
  Like a top, top top 11 albums or something, right?
• 1:11:22
  Like the top 11 albums? Was that sent you mine?
• 1:11:26
  Top 11 albums Okay. Let's see the top Top 11
• 1:11:29
  rock'n'roll albums of all time this year did.
• 1:11:31
  You send me yours second. Chris's e-mail because he gave
• 1:11:34
  me Axe. Dave.
• 1:11:35
  I didn't I just going to go off yours because you know I didn't.
• 1:11:38
  I didn't because I, you know, Chris was supposed to do it, but
• 1:11:40
  Chris is feeling under the. Oh, Chris is under the weather.
• 1:11:43
  So we're going to go with the I don't.
• 1:11:47
  I don't. I don't see.
• 1:11:48
  It in the in the e-mail Mike from I'm on Chris's e-mail.
• 1:11:50
  Do you say you sent it? It's right here.
• 1:11:55
  It's in my outbox. How come it won't send to you?
• 1:12:00
  I don't know. What do you have.
• 1:12:01
  You've been freezing every now and then on this thing.
• 1:12:03
  Right now, your name says Frozen.
• 1:12:05
  On the bottom of the skin? No.
• 1:12:06
  That's just how I feel. Frozen.
• 1:12:08
  You could. Text it to me if that doesn't
• 1:12:09
  work. Oh, Frozen.
• 1:12:12
  Look at you. You learned how to change your
• 1:12:13
  name. I was asking Chris about that.
• 1:12:15
  Why is Mike always Mike? And you're like these different
• 1:12:18
  things, you know, He's like, I don't know, you know, you know?
• 1:12:22
  Because, ladies and gentlemen, I was like, well, I'm not.
• 1:12:24
  You know I'm not going to nudge him.
• 1:12:27
  Because he's had time to mess around with this and I had to
• 1:12:30
  actually learn how to run the whole studio part of it.
• 1:12:32
  So I figured it out. Yeah, I remember.
• 1:12:35
  Yeah, Chris told me this was your baby.
• 1:12:38
  Chris told me this was your baby and I was just long to help you,
• 1:12:40
  which is good. It's got to have your own baby,
• 1:12:42
  man. It's good to have, you know,
• 1:12:45
  wake up in the morning, you put your pants on and, you know, you
• 1:12:47
  think about, oh. Oh.
• 1:12:49
  What am I doing today? And I'm like, oh, I'm going to
• 1:12:51
  rock about the rock'n'roll and. I'm.
• 1:12:53
  Going to talk about tacos and you know and all those kinds of
• 1:12:57
  things, you know, still don't see it.
• 1:12:59
  I don't know what's going on, dude.
• 1:13:00
  This is crazy, dude. E-mail.
• 1:13:02
  Maybe text it? I just copied it and I sent it
• 1:13:07
  to you and it fucking blank in the text message.
• 1:13:11
  How is that even possible? It was there.
• 1:13:16
  Watch, paste, look, it's right there.
• 1:13:19
  Just so you know I'm not crazy. See it?
• 1:13:22
  I'm. Looking OK.
• 1:13:23
  I believe you, man. Now I see it.
• 1:13:25
  I see it. I sent it.
• 1:13:28
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see.
• 1:13:29
  Something came up. It's gone.
• 1:13:31
  No, that's just cool. The last thing on Christmas
• 1:13:33
  text. How's?
• 1:13:33
  That even possible? You just saw it there and I hit
• 1:13:36
  send and it fucking disappeared because.
• 1:13:40
  Because. Somebody doesn't want us to talk
• 1:13:42
  about your top eleven favorite albums of all time.
• 1:13:46
  That's what it is. So.
• 1:13:48
  There's something going. On because notice notice this.
• 1:13:52
  Notice the sky is the belt above My head is no longer like that,
• 1:13:55
  right? It's changed now.
• 1:13:57
  So there's something going on on a different level of
• 1:14:00
  consciousness right now. Don't know what it is.
• 1:14:02
  You know, maybe I'd talk too much about the potatoes in the
• 1:14:05
  motherland. Maybe that pissed off the potato
• 1:14:07
  gods. I don't know.
• 1:14:09
  You know. You could just you could just
• 1:14:11
  share your top 11 and we can interject that way.
• 1:14:14
  You can be like, OK, this is my top eleven favorite albums, you
• 1:14:16
  know Mike Michael's top eleven favorite albums and and then
• 1:14:19
  I'll inject with you, we can have a conversation about each
• 1:14:21
  each album. What do you think about that?
• 1:14:24
  Hey, there's more more than one way to skin a cat.
• 1:14:27
  Here. This has got to work.
• 1:14:30
  There is. You got a knife, You got
• 1:14:31
  machete, You got I. Do not.
• 1:14:34
  One of those pasta smashers. You know you can put it to a
• 1:14:38
  pasta spreader. You know, one of those
• 1:14:41
  wheelbarrows with spikes on it? You're like Mad Max down a
• 1:14:44
  Thunderdome thing. I know why it's not going,
• 1:14:46
  obviously. Light it on fire, but that would
• 1:14:48
  be skinning it in a weird way. I know why it's not going, Dave.
• 1:14:51
  Oh, I. Got a message from you because I
• 1:14:54
  see it. No, I got it.
• 1:14:55
  I got it. Yeah, you're probably going to
• 1:14:56
  get about four of them now. I forgot, you know, when I'm on
• 1:15:00
  the podcast my Internet doesn't work.
• 1:15:03
  Yes. So I had to shut off my Wi-Fi.
• 1:15:07
  That's a. Brilliant.
• 1:15:08
  That's a brilliant place of. This.
• 1:15:10
  Is this is not an order of. Importance I'm not going to
• 1:15:13
  records to make. This is not an order of
• 1:15:15
  importance. This is just.
• 1:15:16
  Top Top 11 OK. These are albums that I go back
• 1:15:21
  to again and again and again, yes.
• 1:15:27
  I. Like it?
• 1:15:28
  I got it. I got to sit up and I can read
• 1:15:29
  it. So do you want me to start at 11
• 1:15:32
  or you want me to start at 10? Because then it's up to you.
• 1:15:34
  I think I should start at 10 so you can I'm.
• 1:15:36
  Going to let you. I'm actually going to let you
• 1:15:37
  read them top. You're #1, I'll.
• 1:15:41
  Let you read them OK, and I'll interject as I.
• 1:15:45
  OK, so, so top eleven. OK, so, so top eleven favorite
• 1:15:49
  albums of Mr. Mike. Mike is the world renowned
• 1:15:51
  guitarist or Nemesis, the rock'n'roll icon himself.
• 1:15:54
  That number 11 is a band called KISS and the album is KISS
• 1:15:58
  Alive. So it's when they were they were
• 1:16:00
  living underground and then they they came to life with vampires,
• 1:16:03
  they bit him and then they and then they came to life, right?
• 1:16:06
  And then that's why that one guy's got the blood coming out
• 1:16:08
  of his mouth overtime. Am I correct in my assumption?
• 1:16:11
  Yes, that that's a perfect. OK, perfect example and.
• 1:16:16
  And and OK and and I can see why #10 in this Peter Frampton.
• 1:16:20
  Frampton comes alive. So obviously the band mates and
• 1:16:22
  Kiss saw that Peter was in the ground, they dug him out and bit
• 1:16:25
  him on the neck and then he came alive as well, right?
• 1:16:28
  Yes, you're on to something, Dave.
• 1:16:31
  Yeah. OK, see, I'm rolling with this.
• 1:16:33
  I'm on to something now. This, this gentleman right here,
• 1:16:36
  #9, he's from Motor City, Motown, you know, the Detroit
• 1:16:39
  City, Rock Town, whatever, Michigan, whatever you want to
• 1:16:42
  call it, you know? And he's a great, great, great
• 1:16:46
  songwriter. This is a great album.
• 1:16:48
  It's called Bob Seger Night Moves and it's just top to
• 1:16:52
  bottom. That's a great record.
• 1:16:54
  You like the storytelling type type records then, right?
• 1:16:57
  Absolutely. So.
• 1:16:58
  You know, 11 and 10, obviously we're right.
• 1:17:01
  So, so 11 and 10 were kind of equated to coming to life.
• 1:17:04
  You know, they're like you're not just in the studio, you
• 1:17:07
  know, banging around any instruments and laying down the
• 1:17:09
  vocal tracks. You're out there in the world
• 1:17:11
  and you're, you're in front of a fan base and then the energy and
• 1:17:14
  everything's speed up and faster.
• 1:17:15
  So you got those two that are, you know, great live albums from
• 1:17:19
  the from the people that were dead and they came back to life
• 1:17:22
  kind of like like Jesus did right after those three days,
• 1:17:24
  like whoa, am I alive again? You know, if you subscribe to
• 1:17:27
  that notion. So yeah.
• 1:17:29
  So 11 got kiss alive and then Peter Frampton comes alive and
• 1:17:32
  then you got Bob Seger's night moves.
• 1:17:34
  This one's surprising. I I I like this because I, I,
• 1:17:37
  this is a shock to me. I, I like Chris would probably
• 1:17:39
  like be like, oh fuck, hey I'm surprised about this one.
• 1:17:43
  Tim. Temple of the Dog #8 Temple of
• 1:17:45
  the Temple of the dog #8 Temple of the dog oh.
• 1:17:48
  Come on, that's a. Great fucking album.
• 1:17:50
  Chris Cornell was lights out and and and that was the tribute
• 1:17:53
  album to Andrew Wood. And for those you don't know who
• 1:17:56
  Andrew Wood is, well, just fuck off.
• 1:17:58
  Like just turn off the show right now.
• 1:17:59
  If you don't know who Andrew Wood is.
• 1:18:00
  I'm like, my God, man, you know, leave it, leave it on.
• 1:18:03
  Don't do that. Chris would get mad at me.
• 1:18:05
  No. No, no, leave an apple off this
• 1:18:07
  list was really hard. Mother Love or Temple of the Dog
• 1:18:13
  took to play some Mother Love Yeah, come.
• 1:18:15
  By an apple. It was tough, yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Yeah, it. Was tough, man.
• 1:18:18
  Got your mother, love bone. Because you and I had that in
• 1:18:21
  common from the get go when I found out you were a mother.
• 1:18:23
  When I found out Chris was a Mother Love Bone fan, we were
• 1:18:27
  instantly. Fine, right?
• 1:18:29
  Oh, Davis too, man. OK, Davis too.
• 1:18:32
  Dave, you got good taste in music.
• 1:18:33
  Brother Wood was just was brilliant that that was the
• 1:18:37
  disappointing thing about heroin, man.
• 1:18:39
  That took Andy Wood away like that was the stories you hear
• 1:18:42
  about him and his performances in Seattle.
• 1:18:44
  Like it didn't matter if it was two people in the crowd or 500.
• 1:18:46
  He played like there was 10,000 people in front of him.
• 1:18:50
  So sad, man. Every show is his last show.
• 1:18:52
  Kind of like how Morrison used, right?
• 1:18:55
  Like how Morrison used to approach everything.
• 1:18:56
  It's like, you know, this is it. This last time I'm going to be
• 1:18:59
  on stage and I know Chris tried to inject that in in this in his
• 1:19:02
  time with Nemesis. Like, this is, this is the
• 1:19:04
  relevant, this is, this is what's hit her now, and you
• 1:19:06
  seize that moment and you just, you put your heart and soul into
• 1:19:09
  it. And that's how all musicians
• 1:19:11
  should do. All of them should do it.
• 1:19:13
  I think we. Always play number.
• 1:19:14
  Seven, I'm going to tell you, I agreed.
• 1:19:19
  I can attest to that watching you guys from over the pond and
• 1:19:24
  with the weird little spy cameras that the Franco had that
• 1:19:27
  used to feed me in my little hutch and in Ireland.
• 1:19:31
  So #7 I know Chris doesn't doesn't he's not into this band
• 1:19:34
  and I I'm not either Corrosion or Conformity.
• 1:19:36
  Deliverance. What what?
• 1:19:38
  What makes that such a stand up album for you to Michael?
• 1:19:41
  Aside from the fact that it's one of the most well written
• 1:19:50
  underground albums that it's not really even that underground
• 1:19:54
  because Albatross and Clean My Wounds were big hits on KPD back
• 1:19:59
  when Nemesis was doing their thing as well.
• 1:20:02
  The thing that stands out for me is that these guys never wavered
• 1:20:09
  from who they are. They are just hardcore
• 1:20:16
  songwriting sons of bitches. They are not after fame fortune.
• 1:20:21
  So the thing that I respect the most about Coc.
• 1:20:25
  Is that they are the musicians, musicians.
• 1:20:27
  So to put that in perspective, you're James Hetfield's, those
• 1:20:35
  kind of caliber of musicians are friends with the guys in coc.
• 1:20:39
  That's how respected they are in the music community.
• 1:20:42
  And if you haven't, if you haven't done yourself a favor
• 1:20:45
  and listen to that album from top to bottom, do it again and
• 1:20:49
  you'll see what I mean. It's just.
• 1:20:52
  I'm going to do, yeah. I'm going to do that.
• 1:20:54
  I'm going to, yeah, yeah. It's just raw.
• 1:20:57
  Download that on my Apple Apple thing tonight and listen to it
• 1:20:59
  to just just. Just raw organic prawn, man.
• 1:21:03
  Right on. I'll take a look at the same.
• 1:21:04
  Kind of raw energy. The temp.
• 1:21:06
  The reason that's on there is the same reason Temple of the
• 1:21:09
  Dogs on there. Right.
• 1:21:11
  Because you can tell there wasn't a lot of production put
• 1:21:14
  into. It was just we wrote good
• 1:21:15
  fucking songs and we're going to record them quick right now.
• 1:21:20
  So everybody go listen to Corrosion of conforming Andrew.
• 1:21:23
  Wood which? Deliverance, I'm.
• 1:21:27
  Going to, I'm going to, I'll tell Dave.
• 1:21:29
  I'll tell, I'll tell Chris what I think of that in the next
• 1:21:31
  episode. So he'll share, he'll share my
• 1:21:33
  thoughts with you on that one. Number six, I know you guys have
• 1:21:36
  talked about this before when you're talking about diamond
• 1:21:39
  albums and this one, this one, if Henry serves correctly, this
• 1:21:42
  is like 68 times platinum. The Eagles greatest hits.
• 1:21:45
  It's one of the top top three selling records of all time.
• 1:21:50
  In the history. Of Rock'n'roll in the history of
• 1:21:53
  music? Actually, not just rock'n'roll.
• 1:21:55
  The Eagles Greatest Hits from 71 to 74.
• 1:21:57
  Great. Great.
• 1:21:57
  Fucking there's. A reason it's the greatest song
• 1:22:00
  and. That's that's kind of it's a
• 1:22:02
  nice right, right, right. The melodies and the
• 1:22:07
  musicianship and just the sound. It's such a fat sound and a lot
• 1:22:11
  of people may not know. I mean, some people do, but
• 1:22:13
  that's this generation. They're not going to realize
• 1:22:15
  that. They probably know who I'm going
• 1:22:16
  to reference. But the the members of the
• 1:22:18
  members of the Eagles were Linda Ronstadt's band.
• 1:22:22
  They were, they were her backup musicians.
• 1:22:25
  Not a lot of people in this day and age would realize that.
• 1:22:27
  And that's. A.
• 1:22:28
  That's a. Google Linda Ronstadt if you
• 1:22:29
  don't know who the fuck I'm talking about.
• 1:22:30
  But but that's that's crazy too. But that's the thing.
• 1:22:34
  You. Know that's the thing we've that
• 1:22:36
  you guys have talked about before there was it was dynamic
• 1:22:38
  and there was there. Was there was legacy?
• 1:22:40
  Built behind bands and the labels got behind them when they
• 1:22:43
  drove them. When they pushed them and they
• 1:22:44
  backed them, they. Developed.
• 1:22:46
  Years. And years sometimes from the go
• 1:22:47
  anywhere, so the corrects of the musicianship and and the
• 1:22:52
  camaraderie and and the personalities that all developed
• 1:22:54
  and it grew organically over the years.
• 1:22:57
  And so when they did put out an album like #5 ACDC Highway to
• 1:23:01
  Hell, you know, that thing just propelled them into into the
• 1:23:04
  next stratosphere, right? Because that was just, that's
• 1:23:08
  the fucking great album itself. And that was the first one after
• 1:23:10
  Bond Scott died, right? Or was that back in black?
• 1:23:13
  Back in black, so. Back so.
• 1:23:17
  This was the last one with Bond Scott, I would have heard was
• 1:23:19
  that their first because I get I get confused sometimes with the
• 1:23:22
  this. Is their this was their last
• 1:23:24
  album with Bond Scott so that. With Bond.
• 1:23:27
  Scott. Gotcha.
• 1:23:28
  OK and. Not to get.
• 1:23:30
  A fucking great album for his being his last album, right?
• 1:23:32
  Talk about. Not to get in a great debate on
• 1:23:35
  who's better Bon Scott or or Brian Johnson, because they're
• 1:23:39
  both equally great. They both, Brian.
• 1:23:42
  Johnson, right, right. Yeah, they.
• 1:23:44
  I mean, they both achieved success on a level that we can
• 1:23:48
  only dream of, but Brian Johnson actually has sold more records
• 1:23:52
  than Bon Scott. The reason I chose that album is
• 1:23:56
  because every time I hear that album, it makes me want to pick
• 1:23:59
  up my guitar. All these albums inspire me to
• 1:24:02
  want to be a musician. Outstanding.
• 1:24:07
  That's outstanding, man. We'll.
• 1:24:08
  Do another list that. Actually.
• 1:24:09
  Sort of. Mr. Mike Michael's Chop 11,
• 1:24:12
  yeah. Yeah.
• 1:24:13
  Go. Ahead that.
• 1:24:15
  Actually, what? No, go ahead.
• 1:24:17
  We'll do another list that actually what that.
• 1:24:20
  I listen to for inspiration that you listen to for inspiration.
• 1:24:24
  Or Dave. Jesus, I've made it this part.
• 1:24:29
  I fucked it all up. What Chris listens to the the
• 1:24:33
  muse. The the way the muse the muse
• 1:24:36
  part of of of of Yeah, yeah, you'll be surprised I think with
• 1:24:39
  Chris's top 11 albums that that are that are help him derive and
• 1:24:42
  write lyrics and shit. I would.
• 1:24:43
  I know. I always when he told me I'm
• 1:24:44
  like, holy shit, fuck. You'll.
• 1:24:46
  Be surprised at mine. Too #4 The Tragically Hip?
• 1:24:48
  Blow at blow. At the high dough.
• 1:24:52
  Tragically, hip blow at the high dough.
• 1:24:54
  Interesting. Interesting choice for top four
• 1:24:56
  right there. OK.
• 1:24:58
  So. For those of you who are unaware
• 1:24:59
  #3. Yeah, hold on, expand.
• 1:25:02
  The Tragically Hip is an amazing band from Canada.
• 1:25:07
  They're national heroes in Canada, just like Rush is.
• 1:25:10
  They're just as big as Rush up there.
• 1:25:14
  Fantastic, fantastic fucking songwriters and triumph.
• 1:25:19
  Yes, thank you. Unfortunately, I can't remember
• 1:25:24
  the guy's last name. His first their singer.
• 1:25:26
  His name was Gordy something or other.
• 1:25:30
  The poor guy got Brain Cody here.
• 1:25:33
  No, the I'm sure he might have been named after Gordy.
• 1:25:37
  No, they would have been about the same age.
• 1:25:38
  The poor guy got brain cancer and died.
• 1:25:41
  But listen to if you go on Netflix for the next podcast, my
• 1:25:45
  my mission will be to find out what the name of this
• 1:25:48
  documentary is. Dude, I I just bawled like a
• 1:25:51
  little girl all the way through it, just because it was so
• 1:25:54
  moving at how much these guys fucking loved each other, dude.
• 1:25:58
  And when you listen to this album, I listen to it for
• 1:26:02
  songwriting because it's some of the greatest storytelling, keep
• 1:26:08
  you interested in moving, but still has great rock'n'roll kind
• 1:26:13
  of vibe to it. You know, like they got gritty,
• 1:26:15
  cool riffs and you'd love it, man.
• 1:26:19
  So I I think the guy that introduced me to it, guy that
• 1:26:24
  introduced me to it, his name was Brad Schwann.
• 1:26:27
  So thank you Brad, for introducing me to The Tragically
• 1:26:29
  Hip in about 1991 or two. Appreciate it.
• 1:26:35
  Sorry. Go on.
• 1:26:35
  Where to go? Brad.
• 1:26:36
  And that's no affiliation to Schwann's Family Foods.
• 1:26:39
  No affiliation to Schwann's Family Foods.
• 1:26:41
  Brad, #3. This is a good one.
• 1:26:43
  Black Crow's Southern Harmony Southern Harmony Black Crows The
• 1:26:47
  Black Crows It's. Actually, the Southern harmony
• 1:26:49
  and musical companion. Yeah.
• 1:26:54
  Oh, you just. Didn't have enough room on the
• 1:26:56
  text message to do that, but I didn't.
• 1:26:57
  Want to make another line that's a?
• 1:26:59
  Good storytelling. It's a little throwback
• 1:27:00
  rockabilly kind of, you know, Yeah, that's OK.
• 1:27:03
  And then of course, #2 does not surprise me at all.
• 1:27:05
  It's a little band out of San Francisco called Metallica and
• 1:27:08
  it's master publish, pulling my strings.
• 1:27:12
  You know, they they played in Ireland before.
• 1:27:14
  It was like the festive event there, you know, You know.
• 1:27:18
  Yeah, Metallica, Oh, you turn green, You turn green.
• 1:27:23
  Oh, they are rock'n'roll man rock.
• 1:27:25
  I don't even. Know how rock'n'roll.
• 1:27:26
  Saves the world, you know. I.
• 1:27:28
  Did this and it turned it green and shot a laser through.
• 1:27:31
  Man, I said. It was it did it, turned it, it
• 1:27:34
  turned green. This because the Halos left me
• 1:27:38
  and it's on your side now. So much how like a master
• 1:27:41
  published #2. And then you have to agree with
• 1:27:43
  this America, the top ten, the top eleven favorite albums of
• 1:27:46
  all time. Not in any particular order, but
• 1:27:48
  the one he listed as #1 is the mighty mighty The mighty mighty
• 1:27:52
  Led Zeppelin physical that. Is #1.
• 1:27:54
  And I I just, I I applaud that. That.
• 1:27:57
  Album will always come out of my mouth #1 just.
• 1:28:00
  Fantastic. The rest of the list is in no
• 1:28:03
  particular order because the first so.
• 1:28:09
  Why is that Top Eleven all time number one favorite song?
• 1:28:13
  Because the let's go the reason behind it.
• 1:28:16
  The. Reason behind physical graffiti
• 1:28:18
  over any other Led Zeppelin record is simply for selfish
• 1:28:23
  reasons. It has the most songs on it and
• 1:28:26
  like the the riffs on there are mature because it's like their
• 1:28:32
  third or fourth album. I'm going to get crucified for
• 1:28:35
  not knowing which one it is. But they were far enough into
• 1:28:38
  their career where Jimmy was dude, Jimmy was rolling.
• 1:28:43
  You go listen to like the Rover wearing and tearing those riffs
• 1:28:50
  are you can't, you can't stop them, man.
• 1:28:53
  To this day, I listen to that album and I hear new things all
• 1:28:57
  the time. So I guess that's why.
• 1:29:00
  More than anything, because I learn from it every time I hear.
• 1:29:06
  And that's the beautiful thing about music, right?
• 1:29:08
  You hear something and one time you listen to it, and then you
• 1:29:10
  listen to it 738 times later and like on the 709 times.
• 1:29:13
  Holy shit, there's a riff there that I never heard before.
• 1:29:17
  Like there's. There's this band that Chris and
• 1:29:20
  I both share a passion for called Alter Bridge.
• 1:29:22
  And there's this song The End Is Here, which, you know, I've
• 1:29:26
  listened to it 1000 times. And that's.
• 1:29:28
  A great song and. Then eventually he discovered
• 1:29:30
  there's this riff, right? And there's this riff, this is
• 1:29:33
  harmonic that Mark Carbanzi hits at the four minute 29 second,
• 1:29:37
  that song. And it's just it's it's been
• 1:29:39
  there the the entire time the song's been out.
• 1:29:42
  But it just sometimes you don't hear it until one moment.
• 1:29:46
  Magical moment. It's like, holy shit, that's
• 1:29:48
  brilliant. This is fucking brilliant.
• 1:29:51
  I love things like that. That's the beauty of music, man.
• 1:29:54
  You can listen to the same song over and over again and it means
• 1:29:59
  something different depending on where you're at in your life.
• 1:30:02
  Something we listened to 20 years ago is going to have a
• 1:30:04
  different impact on us now because our life is different.
• 1:30:08
  It has changed and it's evolved. So I I love your list.
• 1:30:12
  It's a great list, man. Nice job.
• 1:30:13
  Nice. Job.
• 1:30:14
  Thank you. I was actually nervous to bring
• 1:30:18
  that to Chris's attention because the top 11 list is that
• 1:30:22
  it's Chris's baby and I just thought that he would enjoy that
• 1:30:25
  because it had to do with music. So I pondered on it for a couple
• 1:30:30
  days and I thought the worst thing he can say is no right and
• 1:30:33
  he rarely says no so. I don't.
• 1:30:36
  I don't think. I don't think Chris would never
• 1:30:38
  say no. I don't even.
• 1:30:40
  It comes down to to what you guys do.
• 1:30:42
  I don't think he's ever say no. He loves, he loves as much as
• 1:30:44
  you do, I think. Well, if you said if he said no,
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  he would have a reason behind it.
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  That's why I respect him. No one here's why.
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  And I would probably have to say, oh fuck, I didn't, I didn't
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  think about that. You know, that's.
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  Fucking fantastic. All right, so this is the
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  Christian. Make sure I'm filling in for
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  Chris. I'm Dave.
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  Dave, it's been a pleasure having you here today, brother
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  Wrap. This fucker up and and we'll
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  get, you know, Mike, it's been a pleasure sitting in for that
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  that bald motherfucker. You know, I hope I did him
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  justice. You know you.
• 1:31:17
  Did a fantastic job. I hope he gets to feeling
• 1:31:19
  better. I'm sure he will.
• 1:31:24
  You know he's his wife's going home soon.
• 1:31:26
  I'm, she's going to walk in the house about who the fuck are
• 1:31:28
  you? And I'm like, I'm Dave, I'm from
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  Ireland, remember and. Then.
• 1:31:31
  Don't call the police. You.
• 1:31:33
  Know, you know, Yeah, she doesn't.
• 1:31:36
  She doesn't much like Chris's friends that that, you know,
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  kind of have goofy faces, if you know what I mean.
• 1:31:41
  I don't blame her. It's the best.
• 1:31:44
  It's it's, it's it's it's the best way to deal with your
• 1:31:49
  different personalities by, you know, just being you who you are
• 1:31:53
  at different times with different people, if that makes
• 1:31:55
  any sense. And and with that conundrum, I'm
• 1:31:58
  going to say goodbye. Everybody be kind to one
• 1:32:02
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• 1:32:56
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