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Whackhead Prank: A big, big, big celebration · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Morning and.
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  Speaker 2: Hurd. No tears left to cry here on k in
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  Speaker 2: the mornings. We're going pranking.
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  Speaker 3: Next.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling a very posh restaurant, very very posh restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: one that has like a six month waiting list. It's
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  Speaker 2: got to be a special occasion if you want to
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  Speaker 2: jump the queue.
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  Speaker 4: Are you disturbing the peace?
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  Speaker 1: Of course I am. Are you calling fame in the summertime?
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  Speaker 2: No, you see, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that to
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  Speaker 2: a South African restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Respect your patriots, honorable.
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  Speaker 2: I do have some sacred cats. Okay, So I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: it a very posh restaurant in the UK. It can
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  Speaker 2: be very grumpy there, all right, that's coming up next.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 5: Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 4: Crank from Darren Wackheads and exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is just me being a cretn.
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  Speaker 2: This is just me being a troll.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So the very very posh restaurant, as I said, this
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  Speaker 2: thing has like a six month waiting list. They say,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to get in, then you know what,
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  Speaker 2: make it a special occasion and they'll see if they
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  Speaker 2: can find a table for you. Most restaurants always leave.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I've heard. They will leave one table
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  Speaker 2: for a last minute, special occasion.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard this. I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: They'll have one table that is there for a last minute.
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  Speaker 1: That is very sweet if it is true.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know our smart restaurants, Yeah, they do that.
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  Speaker 5: Like it just in case someone who really needs a
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  Speaker 5: special spot.
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  Speaker 1: We've got something for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know you've got to give a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a story, right you're going to give it, You've
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  Speaker 2: got to sell it, get it over the line, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like what's the occasion?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe we'll give it to you. So this
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  Speaker 1: is very posh, very fancy.
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  Speaker 2: And let's see how grumpy I can make this British. Well,
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  Speaker 2: this restaurant in England. Craig's making a corn crag, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Craig Craig went over in the two thousand when he
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  Speaker 2: was you know, they gave both holiday working visas such
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  Speaker 2: a menace. We're over two thousand. He's overstayed. He's been
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  Speaker 2: there legally since it ran out in two thousand and two.
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  Speaker 1: Get it together, Craig.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's now been there twenty four years. League he
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  Speaker 2: had a family and everything in England.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Craig, so youth, Craig, good afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: Hi that the rest rod.
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  Speaker 6: This is the reservation's office.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's perfect for Pollen Street.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry? What is your name?
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  Speaker 6: My name is Emma.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to make a renovating for next week Friday,
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  Speaker 2: please for four people. What time eight o'clock if possible?
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  Speaker 2: What's seven o'clock? Make it seven?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: What is your last name please?
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  Speaker 1: It's Craig, Craig c r a Ig correct? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and your first name Craig your first name and
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  Speaker 6: your last name is Craig.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What's your last name, Craig? Your last name is Craig
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  Speaker 6: and your first name is Craig correct?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fine?
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  Speaker 6: Sorry I thought you missed on the super what I said?
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  Speaker 6: And do you want an email to confirm the booking?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big celebration that I'm having massive massive okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Is it a birthday or no?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Do you want me to do anything special for your celebration?
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  Speaker 6: Is there anything I can request?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to know what the celebrating is?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I have asked you that already.
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  Speaker 2: That of yesterday on Facebook, I got fifty likes.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, that's so that's like my life goal.
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  Speaker 1: How many?
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  Speaker 2: It's a record amongst my friends.
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  Speaker 5: That's really amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Would you like to go through with this booking?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, yeah, I'm only.
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  Speaker 6: Joking, joking with making the booking or joking with the
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  Speaker 6: lights on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Joking with the lights on Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, someone who would celebrate.
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  Speaker 6: That, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not going to say anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, seriously, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Now I've got a big, big, big celebration, big silas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, do you want to know what my celebration is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Ever, last night, I have slept with a woman.
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  Speaker 5: That's really great for you.
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  Speaker 6: If you're not going to do this properly, I'm going
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  Speaker 6: to hang up on you because I don't have time
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  Speaker 6: for this boom?
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  Speaker 1: Is that not worth of celebration at the policy?
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  Speaker 6: I do believe that that is worth a big celebration
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  Speaker 6: to celebrate sleeping with the women.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I am a man.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but I'm going to hang.
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  Speaker 1: Up with you and Emma, Yeah, she couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 5: Georgie speaking, I'm the manager here. How can I help Georgie?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make a booking, but no one
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  Speaker 1: is helping me.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sitting there to Emma, and I believe you've
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  Speaker 5: been quite silly before, so we thought it was a
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  Speaker 5: bit of a joke, so she hung up on you.
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  Speaker 2: No, it don't mean silly. I just wanted to make
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  Speaker 2: a booking for a big celebration.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, And that was it next Friday? Yes, okay, and
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  Speaker 5: is it.
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  Speaker 1: The big, big celebration?
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  Speaker 5: What's your celebration, sir? If you're going to say the
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  Speaker 5: same one that you said to Emma, then unfortunately, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going to be able to accept the booking. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm not interested in joking around, So please you let
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  Speaker 5: me know otherwise we can speak later.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, No, it's not I was only joking about what
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  Speaker 2: I told her. Okay, this is a real sorious celebration.
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  Speaker 5: Lovely, what's the celebration for?
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  Speaker 3: I got to level two on Candy Crown Plan, Craig,
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  Speaker 3: get your papers in order.
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  Speaker 4: And grow up.
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  Speaker 1: These people are working and it's not every day that
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  Speaker 1: you break that day.
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  Speaker 4: But you couldn't even get that line out with a
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  Speaker 4: straight face.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Says to me, like my studio doorterme is locked an love.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: She's like, that's that's the love of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, that's my man. Don't worry, don and they're gonna love.
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  Speaker 4: It's to say there is no booking and there is
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  Speaker 4: no celebration.
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  Speaker 1: Letting steps look. For some it's the small thing. For me,
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  Speaker 1: it's a very very big thing, a very very big thing.