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The Fifth Hour: "Hit the Open Bar" Mail Bag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kabooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse
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  Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
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  Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
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  Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny g
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  Speaker 3: Radio A Happy Sunday to you.
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  Speaker 1: It is the eleventh day of May.
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  Speaker 3: We are recording this podcast live on tape, Live on tape.
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  Speaker 4: I told you Madison Square Garden was going to be
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  Speaker 4: rocking yesterday. The Knicks probably wanted a better outcome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well you spend that kind of money,
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  Speaker 3: I guess you got. You know, I go out and
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  Speaker 3: have a good.
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  Speaker 1: Time, loser. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing about the New York Nick fan, Danny.
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  Speaker 3: People talk about the cowboy fan, and they talk about
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  Speaker 3: how the cowboy fan has an elitism and all that
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  Speaker 3: the New York Nick fan to be in Midtown Manhattan,
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  Speaker 3: the Mecca, and that Nick franchise now.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this will be the year.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they'll end up figuring things out against the Celtics
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  Speaker 3: and all that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a maybe I've been I'm getting old, Danny.
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  Speaker 3: The Knicks have not won a championship while I've been alive, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and I've been around for a while, they have been.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're to the age where you're limping around like
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  Speaker 4: Willis Reid.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I'm having my Willis Reid moll But but
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  Speaker 3: but it's it's wild the new and not listen, we
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  Speaker 3: have I have family from New York. I'm one of
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  Speaker 3: my cousins we had on here is a Knicks fan
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  Speaker 3: a few weeks back. And I have other cousins that
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  Speaker 3: are Knicks fans and whatnot. But the arrogance of the
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  Speaker 3: Knick fan is wild, considering all the resources they have
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  Speaker 3: in New York, and they are just so blah so often,
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  Speaker 3: and but hey.
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  Speaker 1: You know, here we are. They're they're feeling good about
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  Speaker 1: themselves and they're celebrating having a great time. And we'll
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  Speaker 1: see if they actually end up beating the Celtics here
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  Speaker 1: early they end up screwing this thing up.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, this feels like probably their best chance since
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  Speaker 4: Carmelo Anthony, who that was sarcasm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember when they got mellow.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the air when the trade happened, when
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  Speaker 3: the Nicks got mellow from the Nuggets, and a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people forget they actually had a ticker tape parade
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  Speaker 3: through the Hero of Canyons before he had even played
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  Speaker 3: a game.
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  Speaker 1: He got he was.
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  Speaker 3: It was like he was in the popemobile going down
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  Speaker 3: there midtown Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and uh and just having a great time.
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  Speaker 3: So we have the mail bag, Ohio, Al, we'll get
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  Speaker 3: it started properly.
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  Speaker 1: So Ohioow, you know what to do.
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  Speaker 5: It's all right, all right, let's get into it here.
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  Speaker 3: These are actual questions by actual listeners. If you'd like
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  Speaker 3: to send a message to the mail bag for next week,
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  Speaker 3: send it care of Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: That's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 3: The first letter of the weekend comes from Dave in
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  Speaker 3: New Hampshire. Dave does not say where he is from
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  Speaker 3: in New Hampshire, but one of my favorite cities to
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  Speaker 3: visit is in New Hampshire. Portsmith, New Hampshire, which is
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  Speaker 3: a small pretty much just a tourist town between Maine
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  Speaker 3: and Boston. And it is awesome because I've only been
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  Speaker 3: there when the weather's good. I'm sure it probably sucks
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  Speaker 3: most of the year when the weather's bad, but it
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  Speaker 3: is amazing in the summertime. One of the great places
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  Speaker 3: I've been to Portsmouth, New Hampshire. So, Dave, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you're from there. Obviously not. You didn't say
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  Speaker 3: you just said from New Hampshire. There's only a couple
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  Speaker 3: of cities in New Hampshire, so maybe you are. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Dave says, this is the pod on I semi regular basis.
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  Speaker 3: He said, Ben, I heard you talk about this in
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  Speaker 3: a show a while back. Did you know this was coming?
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  Speaker 3: How do you feel about it? He then sent a
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  Speaker 3: link Danny to a story from and we see. NBC
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  Speaker 3: Sports announced with the return of the NBA, they will
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  Speaker 3: be having Jim Fagan beat the voiceover guy.
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  Speaker 4: I saw this.
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  Speaker 3: He died in twenty seventeen, AI generated voice announcer. They
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  Speaker 3: say it's because of nostalgia. So he died at age
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  Speaker 3: seventy two and twenty seventeen, which means he would have
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  Speaker 3: been what like eighty I guess this year. And he's
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  Speaker 3: going to be part of the coach he was the
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  Speaker 3: guy that did the voiceover stuff back in the in
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  Speaker 3: the nineties for NBC.
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  Speaker 1: Dave.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know about this. I nobody told me
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  Speaker 3: about this particular story. I think I can say what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. I know I have the TV show We
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  Speaker 3: Hope Comes Back, which is on NBC Sports, But.
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  Speaker 4: I don't wait say it right Ben your keV, Well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: How about that your TV shows on wa an NBC yes, WC.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I listen, this guy had a
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  Speaker 1: great run.
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  Speaker 3: And I know they're claiming nostalgia and all that, and
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  Speaker 3: it's fun and cool.
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  Speaker 4: Now does his family get paid?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I mean, this guy did that.
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  Speaker 3: He did it from ninety nineteen ninety to twenty oh
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  Speaker 3: two for twelve years. He was the voice of the
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  Speaker 3: NBA for the Jordan years and.
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  Speaker 1: All that. I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I know they're bringing back round Ball Rock from John Tesh,
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  Speaker 3: so that that'll be back, but John Tesh is still
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  Speaker 3: still alive, so the way the story goes here Jim.
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  Speaker 1: Jim's daughters provided a statement.
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  Speaker 3: They said, we're deeply grateful that NBC Sports had the
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  Speaker 3: vision to honor our father's legacy and such a meetingful.
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  Speaker 3: It took great pride in his work, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see where he where the family's getting any
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  Speaker 3: money out of it. But but here's my but, whether
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  Speaker 3: you're getting paid or not, Danny, I think the whole
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  Speaker 3: point is we all have our time. Somebody else should
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  Speaker 3: become the next Jim, you know, Jim Fagan.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody else should have the opportunity to have that job.
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  Speaker 4: And so that's their voice blocking, their voice blocking the
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  Speaker 4: next voiceover generation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's the next wave. You know.
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  Speaker 3: We all have our time, and you know, hopefully it
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  Speaker 3: goes on for a long time, but at some point
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  Speaker 3: we need to have a different distinguished voiceover.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the Malord militia is gonna agree with you, though,
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  Speaker 4: if Heaven forbid anything happened to you down the road,
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  Speaker 4: I think the militia is gonna scream and and call
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  Speaker 4: our bosses. Scott Chaparro will probably still be running things,
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  Speaker 4: and he'll throw a big party when he replaces you.
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  Speaker 4: But then he'll then record scratch moment because he's gonna
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  Speaker 4: have to do Ben mallor Ai and he'll have to
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  Speaker 4: type it out in program it to where or maybe Coop,
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  Speaker 4: because Coop does a lot of your writing now, so.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, many of the monologues.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so I'm sure Coop could just write out what
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  Speaker 4: he wants your voice to say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny because I Coople. He'll write the monologues
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  Speaker 3: and I'll just have like dinner and watch movies and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll roll into the studio. Sometimes they even show
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  Speaker 3: up after the show starts and he'll just hand me
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  Speaker 3: the copy because he's been working all day on the
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  Speaker 3: show writing the monologues.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, well, that's great, Coop, thanks for putting
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  Speaker 1: the work in there.
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  Speaker 4: Through the heck is justin Cooper?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Want to mount it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I technically have been replaced by AI. I
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  Speaker 1: got let going nine.
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  Speaker 3: God that's a long time ago now, but got let
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  Speaker 3: go and was replaced by a can of.
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  Speaker 1: Soup, the Fox Sports soup replace me.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm on a steamer.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, yeah, I think there's websites you can get that.
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  Speaker 3: Smitty Smitty writes in from Hartford to we are dominating.
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  Speaker 3: The first two emails from New Hampshire and Hartford, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 3: We dominate the northeast anyway. Smitty from Hartford writes, is
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  Speaker 3: Ben Danny, I listen as much as I can.
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  Speaker 1: Ben.
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  Speaker 3: I heard lead a Lap producing your show this week.
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  Speaker 3: It sounded like you and him were having some issues
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  Speaker 3: with the call screening. Can you let us pe ones
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  Speaker 3: know what happened? Thank you, Smitty from Hartford. Well, no,
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  Speaker 3: there were no there were no issues. The only thing,
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  Speaker 3: which is a rather small thing, is the spelling is
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  Speaker 3: not the greatest, and so it becomes a bit of
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  Speaker 3: an issue. And we had some funny moments. We had
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  Speaker 3: some funny moments because I just read off the call
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  Speaker 3: screen who the next caller is, and sometimes we were
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  Speaker 3: completely off. Sometimes it wasn't even close. There was one
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  Speaker 3: caller who said on the call screen that said Pete
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  Speaker 3: oh on the call screen, so I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 3: let's go to Pete O. Pete, what's going on? You're
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  Speaker 3: on the Ben Mather Show. And the guy it was,
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  Speaker 3: his name was Tito, so you know, but hey, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't think that was any It's not it's
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  Speaker 3: not anything to get all worked up all that.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy though. I didn't realize that Lee to Lap
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  Speaker 4: graduated from saddleback.
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  Speaker 3: No, I actually think he went to cal State Northridge
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  Speaker 3: or something like that. I don't know which is which
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  Speaker 3: is lower than Saddleback. I think where did he Where
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  Speaker 3: did he go to school?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know. I have no idea. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's a valley guy.
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  Speaker 3: Reggie from Detroit writes and says, Ben and Danny you
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  Speaker 3: mentioned Ben you had a visitor to the show who
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  Speaker 3: threatened you over a photo? Can you give us more
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  Speaker 3: information on that? Says Reggie love the show, thank you
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  Speaker 3: on the podcast. Boo, Yeah, there's really nothing to that.
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  Speaker 3: There was a visitor that we had add to the studio,
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  Speaker 3: was very cordial, very nice visit, and there was a
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  Speaker 3: photo taken. There's a saying that no good deed goes unpunished.
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  Speaker 3: So I attempted to spread some goodwill. I attempted to
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  Speaker 3: be Benny brightside Reggie and was sent several threatening messages
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  Speaker 3: demanding that the photo be deleted. There was threats of
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  Speaker 3: government intervention that were mentioned. It was really ridiculous, but
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  Speaker 3: it was just an overreaction and all of that has
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  Speaker 3: been worked out.
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  Speaker 1: That person is not invited back to the studio ever.
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  Speaker 4: Again, these are the actions you should have taken. Back
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  Speaker 4: in the day when Eddie Garcia took that really horrible
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  Speaker 4: photo of you upstairs where the bright light was shining
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  Speaker 4: on top of your dome.
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  Speaker 3: No one will ever compare Eddie Garcia to Ansel Adams ever,
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  Speaker 3: my God. But yeah, so that was it, Reggie mean,
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  Speaker 3: there was just a little incident and got really blown
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  Speaker 3: out of proportion. Is very just disappointing that that happened.
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  Speaker 3: I was very upset by that. But we move on,
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  Speaker 3: and I, you know, lesson learned, lesson learned, and that's that.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin and Kansas, right, since thisys dinner Ben and Danny
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  Speaker 3: g one of the one of radio's best segments is
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  Speaker 3: Math of the Third Degree, which Ben should win every
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  Speaker 3: time if I were judging, God bless you.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin.
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  Speaker 3: Does your prowess at responding under pressure come from your
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  Speaker 3: parents grilling you when you were younger?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And as adults, have you had any head to resort
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  Speaker 3: to being the third degree interrogator very often?
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  Speaker 1: Any?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry I was going to say,
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  Speaker 4: I thought we already established Coop writes the questions and
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  Speaker 4: the answers.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and everything is done by Coop, And I just
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: smoke a lot of weed, eat a lot of food,
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  Speaker 3: and watch movies and then just show up when I want.
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  Speaker 3: That's usually the dynamic of the show. But he was
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  Speaker 3: asking you, Danny, Now, you're your child, your your son,
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  Speaker 3: very still a young man, you know, baby, so you
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  Speaker 3: don't really have to beat He doesn't look like a baby.
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  Speaker 3: He's the size of a man. But you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: like Roger Rabbit or whatever, the kid.
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  Speaker 1: Remember we get the cigar in his mouth, but there's
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  Speaker 1: an old movie anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, Kevin's asking if you have to interrogate your
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  Speaker 3: kid there at all, but probably not yet. What's the
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  Speaker 3: worst thing Co is into at this point, probably, you know,
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  Speaker 3: taking extra cookies or something.
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  Speaker 4: He's a pretty well behaved kid. He he's at the
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  Speaker 4: age though, where when he can't grab something that catches
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  Speaker 4: his eye because he'll just see something random on a counter,
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  Speaker 4: Like yesterday, there were a pair of scissors on the
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  Speaker 4: counter and he looked at him and he said mine, mine, mine,
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  Speaker 4: reaching his arm out and I said no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: those aren't yours. And he's like, yeah, dad, mine. I'm like, no, bro,
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  Speaker 4: you're not gonna hold scissors. They're not yours. So that's
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  Speaker 4: really it. At this age. He wants what he wants,
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  Speaker 4: and if I don't give it to him immediately, he's
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  Speaker 4: gonna let me hear about it. But I put my
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  Speaker 4: foot down because obviously I'm not gonna let this kid
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  Speaker 4: run around with scissors until he's at least three years.
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  Speaker 1: Old, maybe three and a half. You might even have
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  Speaker 1: to wait till three and a half on that for sure.
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  Speaker 3: As he is the incredible hulk, Boat rides in and says, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: Ben and Danny, what do you guys have planned for
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  Speaker 3: Mother's Day? Which is, by the way, today, Today's right,
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  Speaker 3: Today's Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're reminding me and a lot of people right now,
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  Speaker 4: because it's not the first thing I thought of when
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  Speaker 4: I woke up either. But as as soon as Brenda
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  Speaker 4: wakes up, I'm gonna be like, oh, yeah, it's Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 4: I better go to the garage and get her gift out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you have it hidden? Is it embargaining?
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  Speaker 4: I always hide my gifts downstairs in the garage, and
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  Speaker 4: I put like a blanket on top of the gifts,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, hey, nobody's gonna go through my garage stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a smart move, But you've just announced too.
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  Speaker 3: If she happens to stumble onto this, you've just announced
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  Speaker 3: where you're hiding place is so thus ruining the situation.
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  Speaker 3: But my gift to my wife is that I will be.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to a wedding life last night. That
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  Speaker 3: was its wedding weekend. So that's that's the gift. My
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  Speaker 3: presence at a family wedding for her.
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  Speaker 4: Family is the gift. How was the conga line? Did
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  Speaker 4: you take my advice?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hit the.
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  Speaker 3: Open bar, That's what I as soon as the open
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  Speaker 3: bar ended the timer. Now you know my position on this, Danny.
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  Speaker 3: What do I always say at social events? I say
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  Speaker 3: social events are like Broadway shows or Vegas shows, ninety minutes,
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  Speaker 3: ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 4: That is the time.
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  Speaker 3: You go to a Vegas show, they're all ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 3: You go to a Broadway show ninety minutes, it's forty
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  Speaker 3: five minutes or so, maybe a fifteen minute intermission and
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  Speaker 3: then another forty five so it's the total time, say
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  Speaker 3: two hours, but the actual show is ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Ninety minutes of content. And I feel like these appearances.
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  Speaker 3: You go to a wedding, bar, mits, for birthday party,
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  Speaker 3: any kind of party ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: In say hello, don't even say goodbye, dode the Irish goodbye.
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  Speaker 1: Just where did Ben go? I don't know where did
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  Speaker 1: Danny g go? I don't know where Danny g is.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, when we go over our lifelogs next Saturday, I'm
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  Speaker 4: sure you'll have a couple of stories to tell us.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, definitely, definitely will. What's next year?
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  Speaker 4: Yo yo ma?
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  Speaker 3: Ben is some Barry in South Carolina. Met Barry at
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  Speaker 3: the Charleston Meet and greet.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, yo Berry, living in the life.
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  Speaker 3: He says, hey, hey, yo yo ma, Benny. I love
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  Speaker 3: the Fifth Hour with Mike North. That guy is just
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  Speaker 3: so upfront and uncensored.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. Oh, there's no question.
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  Speaker 3: I used to listen to North and Furman during the
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  Speaker 3: early morning weekdays.
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  Speaker 1: One day I woke up.
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  Speaker 4: I used to produce that show, remember I do.
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  Speaker 3: One day I woke up early, turned on the radio
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: in preparation for their show, and I heard this guy
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  Speaker 3: that was on the radio before their show, Ben Maller,
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  Speaker 3: and I said, this is a guy I need to
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: listen to regularly. Been downloading your podcasts ever since. So
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  Speaker 3: this goes back seven or eight years from Barry, so
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  Speaker 3: thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Very much, Barry.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: It is an odd deal on the overnight show because
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: that last hour, the five am hour, is early morning
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  Speaker 3: drive on the East Coast. There's a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: that get to jump on the traffic and they'll get
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  Speaker 3: up ridiculously early, get in the car about like five thirty,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: so they'll hear the end of the show and picked
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: up a lot of listeners because of that. And we've
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: also done very well in Boston recently because of blind Scott. Well,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's just blind Scott, but we've
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  Speaker 3: become a talking point Danny on the Morning show in Boston,
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  Speaker 3: which is the number one morning show in all of
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  Speaker 3: Boston radio.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Is it like a gag? It's like a Is it
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: like a bit?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Well, it started because blind Scott kept mentioning Fred Toucher,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: who's the host. It's Toucher and Hardy in the morning,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and so Scott would mentioned Fred Toucher, and it got
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: to the point where I ended up. I ended up
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: being a guest on there in the Morning Show in Boston,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: and we've been picking up a pretty good numbers in Boston.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: We always have done pretty well there, but it's gotten
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: even better now because people are like, hey, what's what
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: is this show? Everyone's why are they talking about this
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: stupid overnight show? And then some people have gone over
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: to listen to it, so it's it's actually worked out
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: pretty well. But thanks Berry for listening, and uh look
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: at that. And Mike North. I love when when I
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: brought up Jonas Knox with Mike North on the Pie,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, Jones does a good show. We
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: had a better show.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I did yeah with Douber stay no, no disrespect, but
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: our show was better, much better, And he was jacked
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: up about it.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I'm jacked up about it. I know, I know. And
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: remember North also was upset.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: He was still bitter because there was a battle we
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: had the company had with the satellite radio people where
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: the shows were off satellite radio for a couple of
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: years because of a dispute.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know all the details, but it was it
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: was corporate bull crap app and we ended up getting
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: caught in the middle of it, and North still remembers
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: he's still.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Upset about it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Do you know that there was one morning where Andy
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Furman couldn't make it to the show. So it was
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Mike North by himself. Oh boy, now Mike with a
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: co host or you know, a team of people on
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: the air, amazing radio. Mike North by himself, he didn't
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: know what to do. He was reading baseball box scores
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: on the air. It was it was, it was awkward.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's a playoff.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Other people got exactly That's what I was saying. Yeah,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: he needs somebody to interject with him. Uh, you know,
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: it's kind of kind of like you. Ever since Eddie
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: got whacked, you've been on your own and your ratings
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: have been cutting half.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That's clearly what thing that.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: This just triggered a memory and it's it's hilarious. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: only a few of us know about this. But Stephen A.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Smith was a columnist in Philadelphia when I first became
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: aware of him, and one of his first jobs in
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: radio was on Fox Sports Radio.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Steven A.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Smith hosted a Saturday morning show with John Ireland, who
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: is now the play by play voice of the Lakers.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know that.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did a show together in the early days
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: of Fox Sports Radio, and so I was doing updates
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: at that time. This is in the early early days
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: and I was doing like an overnight show on the weekend,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: studied updates, and so John was the at that time,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: John was the TV sideline reporter for the Lakers, and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: so the Lakers often play on Friday.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: There's certain days.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Of the week that these NBA teams play, and the
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Lakers often play on Friday night, and John would do
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the sidelines and they were I don't even remember where
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: they were. However, John's could not the plane did not
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: make it back in time. He could not do the show.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: There was a travel delay late the team plane and
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: there was something wrong with it for another plane anyway,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: So Steven A had to do the show by himself.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: And if you ever wanted to know what it sounds
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: like when a man is drowning on radio, Stephen A.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Smith attempting to do a radio show by himself in
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: probably two thousand five, two thousand and six, wow.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Something lines, Oh my god.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: They Well he learned from it because then later he
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: would go on to do his own what midday show
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: for ESPN Radio where mostly he had guests on the phone,
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: but he mostly spoke by himself.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that show's highly produced and all that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: But it's very true. But this was him like not
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: being ready for that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I guess this is him kind of like the North Store,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: he went in a dooming John was going to be
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: with him, like he went in there, assuming John was
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: going to be his co host and he was going
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: to play off John. John would be the facilitator and
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: then he would Steve and A would just have to
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: hammer dunket and the point guard wasn't.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: There, and it was.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: You just triggered that memory because it's it's I still
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: flash back to that considering where we are today and
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Stephen A is making tons of money and doing very well.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Good for him, And oh wait till Steve and A
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: finds out you were talking about him.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You don't want to make an enemy out of me.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: You do not want to make an enemy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Out of me. He'll become the president and then I'll
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: end up in the in the Who's Galon'll be It'll
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: be all over.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Mike, and Fullerton writes in on the mail bag.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: He says, hey, Ben and Danny Gay, I want you
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: to answer the question that has been taking the Internet
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: by storm. Who do you think would win a fight
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: a hundred gorillas or one? Ben maller Ike says Ben Mallord.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: But I'd like to hear what you guys think. I'll
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: take your comment off the year, all right.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: My variation of this thing that's been going around social
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: media for a couple of weeks. Could one hundred Robin
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Venturas beat one Nolan Ryan?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Nolan Ryan.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Could one hundred Don Zimmers beat Pedro?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Mmmm?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like pop By the Sailor man.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: He was his bald head was kind of like a
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: rhino though.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they Don's been gone for a while. But don Zimmer,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: can you ever imagine being like a young guy? Like no,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: you know, it's like there shouldn't people in our lives
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: you look at you always think of them as old guys.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like George Burns was old our entire life. That lady,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: the one that played Maud on Golden Girls, she was
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: always old. You're right. There's certain actors and actresses where
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: we knew him as little kids as being old, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: then they were old the entire time we saw them
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: on TV. It was really weird because obviously back in
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: the eighties in early nineties, premature agent because these ladies
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: would do like you know, Grandma here, not color not
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: take care of and men too didn't take care of
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: themselves the way they do now, So you could look
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: seventy and fly. Nowadays you look seventy and close to
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: your grave. Back in the eighties and nineties.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are photos of athletes that have gone viral
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: recently of people as like the college football players that
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: looked like they were in their fifties and they were
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: playing at Penn State.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, it was so weird. And John Travolta was
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: like thirty and he played a high school student. Do
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: you watch a college football game on YouTube and those
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: guys look like they were forty years old?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: It's so odd, it is it is?
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, George Foreman another one, like he looked old even
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: when he was young.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, for sure, for sure, but there are some advantages,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: like I use a baseball Analogye, Sparky Anderson as a guy,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: and he's been dead for a while too, But Sparky
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: looked old when he was we were kids, and these
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: you know, he obviously state, but you look.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Old only Yeah, people think he stopped aging.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Let's see Mike from Pittsburgh, right, since says hey, Ben
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: and Danny h is there any team in all of
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: sports more embarrassing than my Pittsburgh Pirates. I want to
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: get your thoughts on what has happened and.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Uh with that security guard?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, and in knowing that, let's go through the
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: hits of the Pirates this year. We actually I mentioned
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: this on the monologue the other the day, but the
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Pirates since opening day, they had the Roberto Clemente sign.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Remember the Clemente sign that they took down to put
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: an alcohol advertisement up that that was not good. It
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: was supposed to be forever tribute. Clemente's family ripped the team.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: They had the ceremonial bricks that were sent to a
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: recycling center. Remember the fans had paid like fifty bucks
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: or whatever to have the family name, you know, their
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: dead parents on the brick.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I didn't even hear about that one. Then then the
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: guy fall and or jump and fall and break his neck.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the security guard that took the belt off.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, they had come over here for your whooping. It's
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: hard to top the Pirates. The team blows on the field.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: It's really fire their manager this week. That's pretty embarrassing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: The teams one one halfway decent player on the teammate
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: like one and a half players. You got Paul Skins
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: one other guy, and the other other players are terrible.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: That's a that's not good. I don't know who would
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: be second. Yeah, I have to do some research on that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't off the top of my head.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: And this all started last season when the Pirates made
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: that generous offer to whoever pulled that special Paul Skiings
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: baseball card. Oh yeah, and it happened to be an
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: eleven year old from Los Angeles who's a Dodgers fan.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Are the little kids like I don't want your damn
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: season tickets?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Who goofed?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I've got to know I will give you a Dodger
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: tickets maybe, all right? Kwang rights in from Ho Chi, Min, Vietnam.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: He says, Benandanny G. Holmes dot com marketing campaign uses
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: the slogan Holmes dot com is the best in various
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: creative ways, even though I couldn't legally say it directly,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Please explain.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a play on words.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do it kind of tongue in cheek.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, again, I've studied this. You can do your own
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: research and you can come back and throw it at me.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: All you want.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: But I've over the years study the verbiage and the
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: term best is often considered puffery, and if you make
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: a very specific claim, if you say something's better or
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: the greatest, that becomes problematic. Generally speaking, there have been
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: some exceptions, I want to clarify. There have been some
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: exceptions where things have gone to court. But for the
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: most part, if you say I've got the world's greatest
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: HOGI or I've got the world's greatest pizza, are not greatest,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I mean world's best pizzaorld's best HOGI, then you're okay.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: And I got to mention when I write descriptions for
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Covino and Riches podcast in our podcast on the weekend,
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: you have affected me for years because I would say, oh,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: it's you know, whatever, best, even best of. I feel
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: weird typing that as a title because I write instead
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: the greatest moments from this past week. I take the
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: word best and I usually replace it with greatest. Because
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: of Ben Maller.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Honored that I'm in the back of your head somewhere
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: somewhere like how the Lakers live in your head.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about now. They don't
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: live in the playoffs.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I know that Rod from Arizona rights and says, hey,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Ben and Danny, is this why we have not had
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: many calls from Jed who fled recently? And he says
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: a Florida man became the first person this year to
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: be gored by a bison at Yellowstone. Okay, I don't know.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think that was Jed. But how
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: do you end up getting gored by a bison? By
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: the way, aren't you supposed to stand in your car?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah? But I've been to Yellowstone a couple of times,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: and the tourists do not follow directions very well.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: There, you have been to Yellowstone? Is it worth the trip?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: It really is? Yeah, it's very beautiful, but it's monkey
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: see monkey do. You'll see one tourist get out of
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: their vehicle, and then cars will all pull off the
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: side of the road, thinking, oh, why are they out
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: there with their camera? There must be a grizzly or
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: something worth taking a photo of, and they all follow
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: what they think is some exciting action from the car
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: in front of them.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Next up, Jeff in Indianapolis. I didn't get to Yellowstone
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: at some point. I would like to go there. Jeff
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: from Indianapolis, right, since says they've been And Danny a
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: woman here in Ohio.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: He's in Indiana. Don't see here in Ohio.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: A woman from Ohio was arrested after a raccoon was
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: found with a medpipe.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Police stop.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: How many of your listeners do you think have raccoons
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: as pets as Jeff? How the hell would I know?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think raccoons are legal in moosth states. I
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: guess in Ohio you're allowed to have raccoons as pets.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: How did that get through, by the way, that you
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: can have a raccoon as a pet?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: How did they?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: How did the guardians of Ohio decide that's a good idea,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: let's have that raccoons?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Why not? I did see the clip.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you guys fight talked about it on Cavino
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: and Rich. But it's not every day you see a
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: raccoon with a crackpipe that is not a normal or
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: a meth pipe or whatever.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: It's not not every day that you see I think
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: you're forgetting that. I did radio in Stockton, California for
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: five years.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Hello, birthplace of meth All right, late night drug tester? Right,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: since says Ben, just wondering will Danny G be using
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: fifth hour advertiser fishingbooker dot com for his yearly fishing
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: derby trip.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Danny big advertiser.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: We love Fishingbooker dot com a great advertiser.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, listen, you guys, can you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Can bust our balls about fishingbooker dot com Late night
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: drug tester. But if you're in the fish business, okay,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: if you go out on the weekends, you don't a
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: fishing that is a crucial tool to have in your
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: back pocket.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I don't believe I am No.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I heard you do that, read live on your overnight show.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: And I smile when you read that, because I think
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: to myself, you know, even if I used that service,
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I still would catch zero fish at Bass Lake. That's
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: just been the trend there for whatever reason. I've told
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: you my theory. I think they only have a couple
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: of fish in there, and they have some paid actors
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: with an igloo filled with ice and fish, and then they,
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: you know, go around the lake an opportunity to fake
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: out the customers. They pull the fish up the spade
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: person and they show you that they caught a fish,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: but they didn't really catch that fish there, Ben, I'm
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: telling you right now. So because of that, I boycotted
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: the derby last weekend.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, oh you did? You just did? Stayed away.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I stayed away because what's the point. There's no fish
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: in there. The real people on the lake we've spoken to.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: We talked to a guy last year who said he
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: went to ten straight derbies never even got a nibble.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: And he said at other lakes he would catch four
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: to five fish in one trip. So it wasn't like
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: he was some bum who couldn't just fish. No, this
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: is a guy. He had all the gear. You could
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: tell he was a veteran fisherman, and he told us
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: ten years in a row he didn't catch anything. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not the only one with this theory.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You always turned to cheating. That's been done.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: As you said, you'd always go there, Alf writesin says,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: once again from the ask Ben recycle, Ben, have you
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: guys ever had birch beer?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: If so, what's your opinion?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: If not, I'm looking forward to introducing Ben to it
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: on his next trip to the Bay State. I'm not
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: very well traveled, so I'm not sure if it's a
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: regional thing or not, says I've never heard of birch beer, Danny,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: have you ever had birch beer?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? I've never heard of it. No,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: So i'll ALF everything fingers crossed. Everything goes well, the
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: TV show will be back. I'll meet Alf and I'll
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: meet Mike the Leprechaun and all those characters at the.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Big meet and greet, which we're planning tenantively.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Again, it's depending on the TV show coming back, but
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I'll be in the TV show comes back. I'll be
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: in in Boston and drive up to Worcester to a
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: wo Socks game, and we'll make that happen really quick.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: What is your drink? What is your alcohol of choice?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't drink too much, but I love the
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: root beer beer because there's high alcohol content and taste
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: like root beer, and you can get completely schnockered on
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: that stuff.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: So you are a party animal. You're like, man, let's
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: split a picture of root beer at not your father's
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: root beer. They should be an advertiser of the show.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: All right, I think we'll get out on that, Danny.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I'll be back I will be back tonight intomorrow eleven
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: o'clock in the west here on Sunday on this Mother's Day,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: and then two am in the East on Monday morning.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: But again, you know, I don't think there's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of moms that are listening to the show. But we
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  Speaker 3: take care of your mom.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, well you have your mom.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Because moms don't last forever, So take care of.
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  Speaker 4: And your wife if she had a kid for you.
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  Speaker 4: That's my mission today, once I get done producing this
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  Speaker 4: fine podcast. In fact, I got these in the mail
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  Speaker 4: the other day Shutterfly, because so many of our pictures
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: are digital in our phones. You know, yeah, there's the
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: cloud and everything, but what if something happened to your phone,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: what if not everything was backed up in the cloud,
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  Speaker 4: you lose those photos. So we don't have physical pictures anymore,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: the way physical music copies of music are missing nowadays.
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  Speaker 4: So Ben I had two hundred and thirty pictures printed
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  Speaker 4: out of big baby Koa and family events and trips
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  Speaker 4: and things like that, and then I got a baby,
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  Speaker 4: a nice leather bound baby book and a family picture book.
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  Speaker 1: Nice solid.
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  Speaker 3: I actually did think about if the Internet vanished, like
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  Speaker 3: if something happened somehow, and all the social media went away,
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  Speaker 3: and the World Wide Web ceased to exist, and we
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  Speaker 3: had to go back to the market to get the
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: encyclopedias every month. Remember that, Danny, oh at the grocery
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  Speaker 3: store and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Now you just go on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: But if all that went away, like so many people
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  Speaker 3: do not have copies of anything, like, so much of
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: society would fall back thirty years just in the blink
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  Speaker 3: of an eye. And it it does make you make
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  Speaker 3: you think. So that's a that's a solid move to
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  Speaker 3: have physical copies made.
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  Speaker 4: And we'd have to start memorizing people's phone numbers again.
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  Speaker 3: I forbid no God to bring back information.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: You'd have to have to bring back the time.
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  Speaker 4: The time at the tone will be popcorn and movie phone.
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  Speaker 4: We'd have to call movie phone again. If you know the.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Name of the movie, you'd like to press one. Hoobifodday.
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  Speaker 1: Here the movie eaes today at the Edwards Theaters. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get out. I have a wonderful Sunday. And hey,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: thanks for sporting the podcast. Well, Danny, you'll be on
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: with Covino and Rich this week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Monday through Friday, usual hours, So that is on
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  Speaker 4: the West side two to four pm and on the
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: East coast in beautiful Philadelphia five to seven pm.
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  Speaker 3: All right, and we'll all talk to you on the radio,
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  Speaker 3: and then we'll form Voltron next weekend with new pods.
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  Speaker 1: How about that, unbelievable. We'll talk to you then.
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  Speaker 4: Can't wait. Austa pasta, got a murder. I gotta go.