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Show #298 Time to Chill Before the Thrills · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It feels every time I touch myself, I feel weird
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: because I'm weird.
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  Speaker 2: But then I come.
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  Speaker 1: That far.
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  Speaker 2: Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have a safer when we travel? Should we
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: come up for what? Like I say, like one of
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  Speaker 1: us is like like say say one of us, Like
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  Speaker 1: I say, say where outside getting high because it's a
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: possibility that could happen in Colorado while we're actually out
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: of age and I start getting kidnapped. But they're very
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  Speaker 1: like because I'm little, because I'm vulnerable, and I'm the
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  Speaker 1: one that would get kidnapped. But say that happens, But
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to be like trying to be nonchalant about
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  Speaker 1: it and ship. But so we gotta, like, I gotta,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta come up with a word in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of like a conversation we're having it as I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: away with this person.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So if you're in the middle of a conversation with.
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  Speaker 3: A stranger and you're feeling anxious, just just call me over,
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  Speaker 3: say hey, Aaron, this gentleman really wants to talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take.
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  Speaker 1: Off bye, sweet, And.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm stuck talking to this person.
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  Speaker 4: You are free, and then what do you do I'm fucked.
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  Speaker 4: This is how it works. This is how it always.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I get trapped by this every single time.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think you'd be like everything, come on over here,
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  Speaker 1: things better.
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  Speaker 2: Algie just turns to me and gives me.
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  Speaker 5: I like, no, I need to go wash my hair,
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  Speaker 5: breathe over.
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  Speaker 1: There was.
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  Speaker 5: Some oxygen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the store. I'll be back.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I like how I'm worried about like safe words now
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: and then not like when we were in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Vegas would have been. But I mean, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: help if you're being kidnapped, help a good one. I
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  Speaker 2: would start there.
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  Speaker 6: Help if you're in I'm being kidd sat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd like text it to us so that we
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  Speaker 2: could text you back. Hey, we need you to get
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  Speaker 2: back in here. We need you immediately. Could you come
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  Speaker 2: back to Banana.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need you to come back to Banana.
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  Speaker 5: So pronto?
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  Speaker 1: What fruit is pronto?
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  Speaker 6: You say, if you're being abducted and you need to
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  Speaker 6: text us, you say, I need you to come back pronto?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay cool?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Or we say, hey, guys, I'm texting you while I'm
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  Speaker 5: being abducted.
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  Speaker 2: This is really weird.
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  Speaker 1: They then keep my phone. They said, can't quiet yet.
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  Speaker 1: They know I narrate everything in.
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  Speaker 5: The trunk, but they left like a bag of chips
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  Speaker 5: with those fools.
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  Speaker 1: Imbody eat all these chips.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good?
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  Speaker 1: Why Yes, we are just.
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  Speaker 2: Making sure I was a little concerned. No, don't worry.
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  Speaker 5: The AI is listening in on us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god is it? Don't. Yeah, so we're clear in
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  Speaker 1: your motherboard. She's a good that's gonna help us.
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  Speaker 6: So occasionally he'll occasionally he'll do like the AI summary thing,
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  Speaker 6: because it does offer a pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It does offer offer like an interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Synopsis of like everything that goes on and whatever, but
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  Speaker 6: like it is always kind of funny. Whenever we like
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  Speaker 6: talk ship about the AI, I'm like, I wonder what
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  Speaker 6: they I have to say about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's all sad.
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  Speaker 2: I hate them and they're big meat. I hope their
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  Speaker 2: show fails.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna push your algorithm because my buddy's Google.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell them you know what.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't even don't even don't you don't even share
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  Speaker 1: their star? Yeah block b F y t W. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you look it up? No one could happen, could happen?
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  Speaker 2: I suppose what are we doing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just welcome to b fy T. Yeah, we're here episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is a chill show. But we are two
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  Speaker 2: episodes away from three hondo.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Do we retire after this? Are we done? Keep going?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do we try to break more records in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have the inclination to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Yah.
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  Speaker 2: Having said that, there is something for going out on.
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  Speaker 1: Top, you're not on bottom?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, correct, that's exactly how that works. We need to
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  Speaker 2: make the way for new and upcoming shows like Mashed Potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true, the Mash Potatoes. I heard that ship's
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  Speaker 1: crazy enough the chain listen to one or two episodes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or that I was on all he was on one
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  Speaker 1: or two episodes. He's not a fan.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's not funny like he is in b f Y.
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  Speaker 5: He gets way too political and talks about ship.
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  Speaker 1: That like real, Yeah, what the fun where's the funny? Doggy?
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  Speaker 6: Why is this dude all serious and like talks like
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  Speaker 6: adult stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You should have another alter ego for freaking that show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's me, it's the alter ego. It's really me this
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  Speaker 1: time and around this entire time. It's but no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we're here a fucking around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they are here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're fucking around days and find out. Oh sure,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna find out things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna find out things about each other.
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  Speaker 5: That's adorable.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna suck around and then we're gonna find out
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  Speaker 2: things about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's find out.
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  Speaker 2: If you can't tell by now, it's gonna be a children.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we are.
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  Speaker 2: We are exhausted already, and we have a momentous occasion
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  Speaker 2: coming up. We are literally recording this the weekend before
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  Speaker 2: we leave, so by the time you actually hear this,
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: we will have already done it. Yeah, you will have
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: already done the show and performed it live in Colorado Springs.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna be fun coming back from that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Coming back from that, it's gonna be It's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a calm down, thank god. I always take an extra
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  Speaker 2: day of vacation when I come back. Yep, that is
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  Speaker 2: a habit I will never break because it is so
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  Speaker 2: nice and so useful to have that necessary that day
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  Speaker 2: of readjustment, because every time I try to go immediately
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  Speaker 2: back to work, I am fucked. And I don't just
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  Speaker 2: mean by the pile of work left on my desk, wipe,
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  Speaker 2: monumental pile of bullshit I'll have to deal with when
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  Speaker 2: I get back. But also like just just like readjusting
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  Speaker 2: your body to like being home, like because you, especially
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  Speaker 2: when crossing time zones like you get you get adjusted
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  Speaker 2: to the way things were. So having that extra day
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  Speaker 2: to reset your equilibrium and reset your sleep schedule and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff is really useful.
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  Speaker 1: It makes a difference.
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  Speaker 2: It really does, really does. So I'm grateful I'm doing that.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, me too, I'm doing the same exact thing.
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  Speaker 1: Like I I'm worried because I'm leaving the kitchen with
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  Speaker 1: somebody i've been training who's been semi reliable. Oh boys
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  Speaker 1: showed up late twice, and I'm like, you can't show
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: up late if you're taking over for me and then
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have great time management as of yet. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: hopeful because the last day she was doing great, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm really hoping everything will be good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, all right, and I know the paperwork like whatever,
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  Speaker 1: I can do all the paperwork when I get back.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't bother me. But I'm just like, Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: make sure everything's cooked to the right temperature and make
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  Speaker 1: sure everybody's fed it. That's all I care about. I'll
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  Speaker 1: deal with whatever the funck happens when I get back.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I took Monday off as well, and
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, I tell my boss, like, if
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  Speaker 1: it gets that bad or something will like bad happens.
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  Speaker 1: So I come in Monday morning and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't, but now worried maybe I should.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it. So I'm taking Monday off. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Just like, I'm not even taking my phone with us,
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  Speaker 1: so nobody can even contact me while we're gone.
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  Speaker 2: That's scary.
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  Speaker 1: Not really. I'm getting a special phone just for this trip,
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  Speaker 1: so a few people will have the number, the people
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  Speaker 1: who were on the trip with obviously we'll have the number,
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  Speaker 1: and then the family here. That's pretty much it. So
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  Speaker 1: work is unable to contact me whatsoever anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, that's really smart.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got a special phone just for that ship,
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  Speaker 1: and it's on the active of thirty days. That's the
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  Speaker 1: best man. Yeah, yeah, I'll take all the pigeon all
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  Speaker 1: this ship.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of wish I thought of that, so good
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  Speaker 2: as it is. As it is, I'm just gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to ignore every time I work.
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  Speaker 6: Do not disturb on those Just turn off the ring top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, vibrate can't reach We're far away. Just check
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  Speaker 1: your phone every half hour. Yeah, it's all.
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  Speaker 5: Don't see anything important about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even bringing a smart watch or any of
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  Speaker 1: that ship with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking disconnected. It's gonna be a vacation.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're working, but it's gonna be an actual vacation.
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  Speaker 1: The disconnect is gonna be nice, oh happy.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I've already I've already been on vacation, so
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  Speaker 6: this is more like a work vacation.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 5: Between you know, doing the show and all that. I'm
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  Speaker 5: also going to be wrangling this guy.
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  Speaker 1: The entire time. Yeah, he's my handler.
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  Speaker 6: That's what it is, My unofficial duty to also know
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  Speaker 6: where the fuck we are and where we're going at
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  Speaker 6: all times.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, because we will get lost otherwise.
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  Speaker 1: And already pre downloaded the maps for their area, the
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  Speaker 1: whole area of that part.
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  Speaker 6: I'll have physical maps when I get there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So we'll have that as well, but weed maps
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  Speaker 1: that might be on the phone. I already know where
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  Speaker 1: the place that says responsibility.
• 10:29
  Speaker 6: I have my responsibility just to make sure we get
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  Speaker 6: from there airport B and B B and B show
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  Speaker 6: show back to being back to airport at some point.
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  Speaker 1: That's Doggie's job. That's why he that's why he gets
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  Speaker 1: paid the big books. We need to get you a
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  Speaker 1: handler too, and that will be all set. We need another.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know anybody who I want to
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  Speaker 2: stick with that job. That poor soul.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I just feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: I just wouldn't do it. I would be I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to continue going without a handler because us that's
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: a fate worse than honestly Jesus Christ. They would quit
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  Speaker 2: so fast, and by the time I found one that wouldn't,
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  Speaker 2: I would just feel so bad. I'm like, dude, the
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  Speaker 2: mess that is my life is my home. No, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't inflict that on anyone.
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  Speaker 1: So you're a service, hire a service.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be my handle over fucking what was it called?
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  Speaker 2: I accidentally like at one point I was legitimately looking
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  Speaker 2: for like trying to find like a person or a
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  Speaker 2: business or a company or like a fiber thing. It
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  Speaker 2: would just come and clean my house for me. Oh yeah,
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: just clean at least the kitchen in the bathroom, Like
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: that's the major areas that needs some work. But I
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  Speaker 2: don't have the I physically can't really do it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, so I'm looking into it, and I
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I went to one website. They hounded me with phone
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: calls for two fucking months. Are phone calls and texts?
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: They texted?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: And uh yeah, that was that was a massive mistake.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, No, no, creepy stalker company. No,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely not. No circumstances would I allow anyone from your
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: company into my home. No, that is that is not
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: how you want to be if you if you want,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: if you want to get business for for coming into
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: people's homes, you cannot be that aggressive. Jesus Christ insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god damn. But yeah, there's got to be something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still looking. It has become less urgent at the
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  Speaker 2: time it was when I was still quote unquote dating.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that's off the table now. So I'm
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: like kind of don't care. Should probably still get.
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  Speaker 1: It done after Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: After Christmas, maybe maybe when I have some extra money,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: if if I ever have extra money again.
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  Speaker 1: Ever almost have any extra money ever again.
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  Speaker 2: Really really hoping shit comes together.
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  Speaker 1: Really it'll happen, man, it'll have it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like please anyway. So yeah, Generally speaking, on a
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: chill show, we just sit and talk about whatever, talking
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: about what we've been up to, what we've been doing lately.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Obviously for us, a lot of it has been preparations
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  Speaker 2: for episode three hundred. I know I've got the entire
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: show lined up backwards and forwards. I have multiple copies
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: of it. There are copies here at the at the offices,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: so to speak, in the shed anyway, I've got copies
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: at home. I've got copies on the cloud. I've even
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: got an online version that we can straight up run
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: from a browser if we have to. Just so many,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: so many possible things that could go wrong covered. It's like,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: because I want to be absolutely certain, right, because I
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: have a genuine fear of all of this stuff happening.
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  Speaker 2: Because it tends to happen when you're not ready for it.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, so if you're ready for it, it's not
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen. It's not gonna be any problem, not gonna
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: be any problem at all. We're gonna get there, everything's
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: gonna work fine first time, and we'll be like, what
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: do we make all these preparations for it? Well, just
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: in case this didn't happen.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: It's true, it is better. Like I'm bringing four different
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: recording devices, like I'm fucking taking chances with this shit.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: I have the entire show lined out in notes in
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: a notebook that I'm bringing with me, but I also
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: took pictures of each individual page and put them online
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: so that I could access them if I need to.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Like the stuff that you wouldn't think to back up,
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  Speaker 2: I have backed up, like everything everything. I have the
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: live tasks, you know, I actually have Task Master envelopes
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  Speaker 2: made for them. Yeah, but I have backups for those.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I have printed out just just simple sheets of paper
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  Speaker 2: with the task on them. If we for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: my luggage got lost or some shit happened, I still
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: have the live task for people to read out before
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: they do them on stage in Colorado, like I have
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  Speaker 2: I have. I have just so many contingents. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've ever prepared so many contingencies. And part of
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: the reason I think is because like, and I'm not
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying this to toot my own horn, but like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: the timing of everything was perfect. I finished editing well
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: on time, everybody got their stuff in well on time.
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  Speaker 2: Were worried about like I had extra time in case
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: anything went wrong there, but it didn't, So now I'm
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: using that extra time to cover anything that could go
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: wrong the future. It's crazy, but I've never done anything
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  Speaker 2: this big before, with the exception of writing probably my books,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: which take a roughly at this rate a year and
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: a half to do. But that's mostly because I keep
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: getting sidetracked.
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  Speaker 1: Without the things.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Audiobook got in the way of Rika, and now this
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: is getting in the way of book number three, so
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: it is taking some time away from that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: But otherwise, like the commitment, the amount of things I
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: had to get lined up is very similar. But this
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: in a way is even bigger than that because it
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: involves the first time other people. So yeah, it's that
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: is where it gets scary, because I don't I don't
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: know how to manage other people. But so far everybody's
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: been cool, which there's not been a problem.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: So until we all get together in real life.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And we find out we all hate each other. Could
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: you imagine if we arrived and immediately pissed each other off, like,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: oh shit, now we got to do this show with people.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: You know what we're going to do. I'm recording everything.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: We're gonna make a documentary about this instead, and I
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: would just use everything from the minute we land recorded
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  Speaker 1: all the way time.
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  Speaker 2: I know that won't happen. Matt and Ouder. If you're listening,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I know that's not gonna happen. In fact, if you're
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: listening to this, it will have already not happened.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Throws a shoe if I get hit it with a
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: fucking shoe, I swear to god, some shits listen.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: We we were nervous about meeting Caroline, but that turned
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: out to be amazing. I was nervous about meeting everybody
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: in New Jersey. Oh that turned out to be incredible.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: And I love Matt and Audra. I love Jen. I've
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: only known her, done a couple of things about I
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: already love her. She's fantastic. You know everybody that we're about. Dave.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Of course, everybody years safe, so I'm.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Pretty sure everything will be fine.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking forward to just hanging with everybody. Man.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a blast, especially the day like Saturday,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: the day we've chosen to just hang out and have
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: like a party at the.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Air Oh my gosh.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got blood on the clock tower ready. I'm
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: probably gonna bring Flip seven because that's another great party game. Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Whatever you canna fit in your bag? Man. And it's
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: like I said, just check your thing. Make sure it's
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: not more than fifty pounds.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, well the check bag shouldn't.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Be Yeah, that's say your check bag twic stures not
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: over fifty. Yeah, you should be good. Yeah, guess And
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm like.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: It's literally gonna be like games, notebook, the task box
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: and oh shit, that's it. It's gonna be It's gonna
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: be fine. I'm not worried about it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm excited because like as soon as soon
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: as we're done here, like no joke, like we are done,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: once the things are done, like recording, I'm literally just
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: gonna starting hooking ship literally.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Up completely take everything apart so we can pack it up. Ye,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: bring an entire studio with him.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Everything I got most of it already in there that
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: we need the extra cables and stuff to Colorado. He's
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: gonna bring this bad boy right here. Yamaha, bring the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yamaha in and then our our sterling mics are Mike's
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: already in there, ready to go.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I am excited, to very excite. Let's go over what
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: else I've been up to, because there isn't a lot.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But I told you guys the other I think one
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: of the other Chill Shops episodes or something like that.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I was playing Resident Evil and Dragon Quest three.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Right, remember the Dragon class.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And because I've been so like, because I've got
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: so much done, like I actually can take some time
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: to relax, and so I have been spending it playing
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Dragon Quest three. That is an absolutely perfect old school RPG.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Perfect This might be too strong a term. I mean, like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I love this remake. It is so utterly charming and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: so like they added a lot to it. I'm pretty
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: sure they rewrote. I mean, I'm pretty sure, I'm beyond
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: possitive they rewrote a lot of the stuff to make
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: get more because there are some of the things that
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: they do that I'm like, this wasn't any s game
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: back in the day they possibly maybe they couldn't know,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: but it is such a cool RPG, and to think
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: that this was all it is huge. It is mammoth
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: to think that all of this, or at least most
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: of this was on an NES cartridge.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Which is in actuality, it wasn't a whole big thing.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: The chip was actually like that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ship was really but like it's massive. I
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: mean it must have been an And I know Dragon
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Quest four was also on the NES, and I know
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: that's even bigger. Yeah, yeah, Like so it's just kind
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: of impressive what they they they learned with the first game,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and they're like, okay, we can We've got some tricks
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: that will allow us to do more. And that's basically
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: what they did with every console is like towards the
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: end of a console, you start seeing some really impressive
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: games that pushed the hell out of the hardware. And
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I think that's one of the things this company was
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: doing when they made Dragon Quest three, was like, let's
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: see what we can get away with.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Why not. You're at the end of the system. Why
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: not because the next one, the next sesson of your
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: plane on is can be better than this anyway, So it's
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: like a.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Full party of four. You can decide what what jobs
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: they have, and you can even change their personalities, though
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: they come when you create them quote unquote in the tavern,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: they come assigned with a personality, but you can always
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: use items to change their personality, and their personality determines
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: how they level up. So the Paragon is like the
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: the warrior class kind of and they they they their
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: strength and their defense will go up much higher than
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: their intelligence, wisdom and charisma and what have you. But
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: like the merchant class, if you want to go for
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: like you know, a sly slippery devil is one of
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: the personalities, they're more likely to get intelligence and charisma
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: and strength. So and aside from the personalities are their
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: actual jobs. The Warrior, Mage, Priest. There's an uber job
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: called Sage which gets all the best of both worlds
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: of white and Black magic. Oh okay, that you can
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: only get by making a character the worst possible class,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: which is called a gad about, and leveling them up
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: to level twenty, which in a Dragon Warrior game is
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: a long fucking time.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: So I did it just to see because I thought
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: it would be fun, and then by the time I
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: had them ready to level up and become a sage.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I had an item that could turn people into stages
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: all I could have had an actual useful party member.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: The gad About only attacks when you tell them to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: about half of the time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Really.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: The other half the time they do whatever the fuck
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: they want, and it's usually something like they stub their
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: toe and fall down and knock themselves unconscious. They are asleep,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: now what a fuck? Or they get dizzy and they
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: are now paralyzed. They try to invent a spell on
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: the spot and it doesn't work, nothing happens, they just
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: sit there. So like half the time, the gat about
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: is useless. But the Gadabout also has abilities that no
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: other character has, so if you really want to have
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: every possible ability in the game, and that's the fun
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: part is because by that halfway point in the game,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: you find the place that allows you to change jobs.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: When you do so, their stats get halved roughly, and
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: they start back at level one, but they are now
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: the new job, but they keep all of their old
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: abilities from the old job. Okay, And by the time
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: you reach level twenty half your stats is around level
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: five or six. So the more you keep doing this,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: like resetting to one and going back up to twenty
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: or higher. Ye, the higher your stats get, you could
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: literally grind out an absolute monster team with maxed out
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: stats if you wanted to. I'm sure, I'm sure there's
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: a limit. There's a limit to how high you can
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: get before you start seeing diminishing returns. But I have
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: changed my characters jobs I think two or three times
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: with most of them. The Sage, I left the Sage
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: once they became a Sage. They were the most powerful
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: character of my party. I'm like, you are just going
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: to stay that. I'm not going to reset you.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: There's no reason I'm not going.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: To reset you. You're staying exactly where you are. But
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: like you know, I had a priest with me for
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: a long time. I named them all after characters from
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: my books. Nice Marin, the Priest, the healer of.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Course, nurse.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Sorry, the horse Wrangler actually the monster Wrangler in the game.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I just had a lot of fun with this. It's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: it's a very cool game. And the recent re release
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: of Dragon Quest three it's literally called two D h
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: D because it's because it's partially three D.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't look like it. It looks like.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's how it's drawn, but it actually
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: is in three D, which you will see when you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: go to the world map or some of the better dungeons,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like and the dungeon design in this game holy shit,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: like really good. Like when you get to like the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: big quote unquote big Boss, the arch fiend, who you've
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: been targeting the whole time, his place is awesome because
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: it's like it's like a labyrinth, but at the same time,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: it's this beautifully made up castle and it's all in
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: like dark purples, and there's like fire like magma channels
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: running this way and that and blocking you and forcing
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: you to find another way around.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yea.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: And normally I hate mazes, but when they're done this well,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm having so much fun, and there's.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Also much it looks gorgeous.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: There's also hidden items everywhere that you can find if you're.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Clever, so it's how horrible to go explore any.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Of course, you want to explore the whole place because
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: there's fun stuff to find everywhere, like they stacked this
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: game with stuff to find. You can get friendly monsters
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: and make them fight in an arena.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, But it's it's all it's all friendly. They make
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: sure to say it's all friendly. You know, they're distancing
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: themselves from Pokemon so bad. It's all friendly fighting there.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Nobody dies, none of the monsters died.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Wagers. It's okay, it's.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Effectively. So yeah, I've been having a fun. It's a
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: ton of fun with that. And I've been playing Resident
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Evil three on a little handheld emulation game system in
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: my bathroom whenever I'm whenever I know i'm gonna be
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: in there for a while, I'm gonna spend some time
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Evil three, and I just start playing away and I'm like,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: life is good taking a ship and shooting zombies. So yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: so I am. I am keeping up on my game obligations,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: as it were, and I will hopefully be being Dragon
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Quest three soon. Like I said, I did beat the
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: arch Fiend, but it turns out that's not the end
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: of the game. Oh really, yeah, surprise, surprise, it's not
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: over yet.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: That's fucking cool.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Which I'm told is a trope that Dragon Warrior enjoys doing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: But the first game didn't do that, and neither did
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: the second. I think, so I think this might have
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: been the first game where they pulled the rug out
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: from under you. The guy you've been hunting the entire
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: game isn't actually the batty Oh really? Yeah, well that's
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: kind of cool. Yeah he is a baddie, but the
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: not the not the.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: One you were actually hunting for. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I like that spoilert Oh fuck.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Think the game is fucking fifty years old?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Playing this game right? You know better?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: All right, that's enough jabber John for me. That's pretty
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: much everything I've been up to honestly, in the past
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks so and we've we've hit roughly the
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: twenty minute marks. So yeah, why don't we take a
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: short break. When we come back, we're gonna talk some more,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: but we're gonna take a quick break, so, uh, we'll
• 27:53
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• 27:54
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• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. Oh boy, what.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Here we go? Oh you Doggie makes a mess? Session zero.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: So this is you painting the minis on Patreon? Holy shit?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Did I see the descriptions begrudgingly dusting off, painting and
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: detailing his long old minis. You know parentheses. It's been
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: a while, Like, who wrote that? Was it you? Stevie?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: That's funny z. Most of all, he'll ramble to himself
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: like there's no tomorrow. This is the Patreon explicit video
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: of you, of you painting your minis and just relaxing
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: and having a good time. Yeah all right, so we
• 30:51
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• 30:53
  Speaker 6: We did. Yeah, carment from Kristen Patreon number of ours,
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: stating that this was relaxed to watch and listen to.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: And then I did a great job.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't get.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Paint all over the studio.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Time, there is still time. Well, thank you, Chris, I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, after we pestered him and
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: then had you guys pester him forever and.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Ever, I figure that was the best way to get
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: it to happen.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: It worked, he did, didn't and you enjoyed it, right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was an interesting time for an hour.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm gonna try to do that as I can.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It'll be on Sundays when I can after we get back.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got this episode three hundred get through first
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: and then after that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: It will be something more common we could do and
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: not just painting.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Minies like in the future. We'll be doing other stuff
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It'll be fun. Oh yeah, I'm going to join too,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: because I got minies. I haven't painted either. Okay, so yeah,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do that one day and we get back
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to come out here and do that recorded for Patreon.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: It'll be fun.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: That'd be very cool.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: The discord as always.
• 32:03
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• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: And then you'll see things like I'll be painting as
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: minis can watch me killing people and hit Man three.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love those. I get to watch
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: him kill somebody in a weird way.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's one of the reasons why I
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: try to get into the Patreon, because I'm like, I
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: should do another one of those. You know, I still
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: have the I still have the source videos, the ones
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I recorded, but I don't know which ones I've done
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: which ones I haven't. So I'm like, yeah, you know,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: so I want to. I wanted to check and see.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: But in any event, Uh, that's been our mail bag.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Let's get back to the show. Hey man, welcome back,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah back, Episode ninety eight. She'll show before the big show.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: She'll show before the big show. We're not talking about
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the wrestler.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: No, although if we were, he'd be welcome to chill
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: with us.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Davy, so fucking we would not be only do it
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: in here.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: We have to get a different you have to get
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: a different chair.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Like we would need different We needed to go to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: his house. Big show. Invite us to your house and we'll.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Do this big show. Can we come to your house?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: We just want to play and hang out.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking sick that he.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Does seem like a cool dude. He does seem like
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: a really nice guy just in all the behind the
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: scenes stuff I've seen, and he does have a sense
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: of humor about himself, which is fantastic.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's one of the reasons why I loved
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: his movie. Is his only movie, sadly, but there were
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: some really funny bits in it that I enjoyed.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Oh his head and there wasn't that funny.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, one of the jokes is shipping himself on
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: a bus, Like, did you really think that was so funny?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, screaming, I'm sorry.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: If that's why I will never travel by fucking bus,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: not public Like, like, give me, what's those things called
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: a tour bus. Fuck y'all, try by tour bus, get
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: us a driver. It's the three of us in that
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: whole bitch fucking like two queen beds and a kitchen
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and a fridge and ship.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think a tour bus is?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Not one where it's public, like you have to deal
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: with other people and there's a shittering okay, like a
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: real like a like you're a band.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your bus.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, private tour bus with the driver. Then we'll
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: do it. But we got we gotta not pay them.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll go over on. Yeah, that always goes.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean they got to volunteer to do it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always easy to get.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Well, give him a shout out on this show. We'll
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: do an episode all about and.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Patrion exclusive Jesus Christ.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: We'll do the whole episode about.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Whatever disposure you steve out there, you can under unbelievable. No,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Micro transactions to the show to completely believable.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: It's completely believable. Steee does this ship all the time.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You whatever means possible? Do you take an ad of
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: advantage of anything possible?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: What have you been up too lately hanging out.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: With this well known miser I guess, but fucking uh
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: plan Cyberpunk mostly going back to it. There was rumors
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: that there might be another update coming up soon, like
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: with the next couple of weeks.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm told they're already working on Cyberpunk two. Yeah,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: currently got one hundred people working on it. They plan
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: to have like five hundred people working on it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: The wow nice The roster of.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: The hubbub says it's going to take place in Chicago,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: but uh, apocalyptic future version of Chicago like this week accurate? Accurate? Yeah, No,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: that's all. I've heard. No word on if anyone's going
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: to be like a massive like centerpiece of it, like
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Right, do they like tell you how many people like?
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: It's still single player experience. I imagine probably, like.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I assume, so, I don't think there are any more
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: details about what they plan to include in the yet.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: That was just tiny tidbits about where it's going to
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: take place.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: And that makes sense why they didn't do it with
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: the first at the rough start it had.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: If they could do it for the second.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: One, that'd be sick.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: CD project like two players CD Project Red is one
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of those one of those few companies that I would
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: uproot my entire life to go work for. Like if
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: somebody said, hey, we want you to come work at
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: CD per cdp R Boston, which I know is they're
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: they're the ones who are in charge of the Cyberpunk two.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: They're leading, they're leading the project. I would be like, guys,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm moving away, but we're still going to do this show. Remotely.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: We'd find a way we'll do.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It won't be permanent, but yeah, but if but if
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I can get you guys in, I'll try to get you. Guys.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: We need to get you to apply for CD project
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: like this week, hopefully be like you just finished episode
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: three hundred, the crowds cheering on your phone. You look,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: get into the email you've been accepting.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: We'd like to offer you one hundred and twenty thousand.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Dollars a year, and we'll give you a place to stay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Company housing, company yeah, company housing, and car you live
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: on campus.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck it, guys, sorry, I gotta go.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That's fair. What's coming to visit you? I don't get
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: fucking do it. Fucking David House sick of this heartbeat.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so fast.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: But yeah, other than that, that's pretty much been it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: It's just because it's my off season, so not doing
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: anything like crazy, and then with the with the episode
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: three hundred coming up, that's pretty much been the only
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: other thing I've been putting any effort into.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, although technically you're done, you are one of the
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: contestings I need to worry about anymore.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: So.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: For those who don't know, Augie is one of five
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: contestants playing the game of task Master uh and he
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: he's finished with everything, all of his needs, he all
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: his tasks, everything he was instructed to do, He's done, And.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: So that's nice.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know what else you're doing aside
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: from helping this.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Fool, literally nothing else, because again, as I've stated in
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: previous episodes leading up to this one, it is incredibly
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: difficult to not have anyone to talk to about the ship.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: That I experienced.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so sadly sit back and do nothing.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Sadly. The way test Mister works, Augie is not allowed
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: to talk to anybody about the test that he's been through,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: and Stevie has requested to remain in the dark as
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: well as much as the original the original brief was
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: that he couldn't talk to any of the other contestants
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: about it, but Stevie is also requested not to be involved,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: so keeping radio silence, the only person you can talk
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: to about it is me. I'm the only person, and
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: we don't hang out one to one all that one.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And you can't even talk too much about things because
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: people live in your house.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Wh will hear it?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: And you were already there.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I was, I was there. So what's the
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: point in talking to so saying ship that we've already
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: we've already been through that, that I've already made you do.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: No kidding the things I've seen people, So yeah, that's
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: very cool.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Well that's pretty much it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: Like I don't do much of anything ever, so.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I never do.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: I literally just exist.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: I like the highlights of my week, as sad as
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: it might be, might be this podcast for the most cases,
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: But like other than that, there's like nothing else. Like
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: I don't go places, I don't do things, I don't
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: have side projects. I have to literally be bullied into
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: doing any hobbies. It's not wrong to be bullied boring
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: personal things.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Considering that's fair.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: That's all right. Well then I guess I'll ask Steve.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lately, man, nothing aside from the three hundred stuff
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: like getting everything ready, trying to find luggage that was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: first of all possible to carry the studio stuff in,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: strong enough to not damage anything in there, and small
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: enough to fit within the stupid recommendations. So that's been fun. Yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: But finally found it in Lockport, which was nice, nice
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: quick little shop there. And then uh oh, I baked
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: a bunch of cookies and I took them to Peace
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Love and Bud, one of our sponsors. I took another
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: to weed Stock, another one of our soon to be partners.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And then sometime my dentists because my teeth are fucked
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: up and if I give them cookies and don't get
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: so mad at me to do that.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Ship that's funny and true.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is, uh but no, we just had Thanksgiving,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: which was great. That was amazing. I got to uh,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I make homemade cearly fries, fry them off on top
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: of my stovetop of it and everything like two potatoes,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: clean them out, fucking spiral them through, got a pan
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: full of oil. Throw those bitches in there, fry them
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: for like two minutes, side, throw them in a bucket
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: salt pepperum shook them. That was fun. So I'm learning
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: how to do different types of things now.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: God damn, now I'm hungry.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I made peanut butter chocolate balls, which I have a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: couple upstairs for you if you remind me before we
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: leave you Yay. And then I learned. I got two recipes.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm learning how to make homemade muffins from scratch, like
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: flour and shit and bread. Yeah, because I want to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: learn how to make my own bread as well, so
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: that way I can just do all this shit. I
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: don't worry about buying this stuff anymore. It's been kind
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: of nice. And I do have a jam recipe that
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I want to try for the spring.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Really, what kind of jam?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Raspberry? Because we have a raspberry bush. I can get
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: enough raspberries from it, and we have strawberries now, so
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do raspberry and strawberry jam. Yeah. N learn
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: a bunch of random shit like that, yeah, because it's
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: cool because I can jar it. The stuff will last us.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Could you do like a mixed berry jam?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Is that poss Yeah? They called that? Was it? A
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: blunken barriers?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Ra tas barriers.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It was so weird. It was like a medley.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: So it was like four different berries inside this pie.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking good. Holy shit, it's so good.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: So a lot of cooking, having a lot of fun,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: frying things on a on a solve again.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a question. Yeah, we just passed Thanksgiving.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Mans, why don't we talk about food Thanksgiving? Yeah, I'm
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: sitting here like we've been up to fucking nothing, and
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I actually did have Thanksgiving?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Would you do?
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: We?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: For the first time ever, we didn't have Thanksgiving in
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: one of our homes. Instead went to a restaurant. Really,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: where'd you guys go? We went to Alex's Place in Batavia.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It's a fantastic restaurant. It is is quite possibly my
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: favorite restaurant in the area. Really, it is so good.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, they first of all, they're the picture.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: They're like a steak and barbecue place.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, son.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: To start with, the very first time we went there,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: for I think Mom's birthday or Paul's birthday. We went
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: and their special was cherry bomb ribs and I ordered
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: them and they were so fucking good that Every single
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: time I've been asking, hey, cherry bomb ribs un special
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: or available, and it has been no. What I'm like,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: damn it, damn it. But the fact is their ribs
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: were amazing. Yeah, absolutely astounding.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: So you're talking this is a place to be a
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: fighting to go visit.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I mean it wouldn't rt. It's a forty five minute drive. Fuck,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: who cares.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: We drove four hours at one day to go to
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. It's damn good, down dude fucking food.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's reasonably priced. It's not going to break the bank.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: And in this case they were doing it was their
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: first Thanksgiving being opened. Was apparently the owner didn't want
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: to do it. The owner was like, Nah, people don't
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: want to work, don't people People want to spend the
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: time with their family. I don't see the point in opening.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: But there was enough customer you know request, you know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: we we would love to come if you'd be open that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: She finally put it to the employee, She's like, all right,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: how many of you would volunteer to work on Thanksgiving?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: And if I get enough people, we can do it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: That's fair. I like that and a.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Lot of the employees, to her surprise, said yeah, we'll
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: come in and work.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: On They were getting those days too.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we we did not. We did not hold back.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't and uh and we had
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: such a good meal like their their primary you know
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: offering was roasted turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy you know,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: corn and uh and cranberry sauce. Yes, And I was
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: fucking all over this all over. It was so good.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: You could choose light or dark meat. I chose a
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: mix because I like both.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Give me a leg and a breast, baby, I like both.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I'll take either.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I like them right in the middle, give me the
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: left side, prefer the left.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: And it was very, very good and uh and my
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: family had a great time. And then we went back
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: to my mom's house for some pies. That's cool man,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: which I didn't have, unfortunately because my stomach was that
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: but oh well, I had him when I got home.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: As long as you had them, yep, that's cool.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Apple and strawberry rubart. I haven't had a long time.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: That sounds good.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, strawberry rubar pie is good. But I've always found
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: it odd that that's the only way we ever eat
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: rubarbs and pie is in pie with strawberries?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Oh about? Yeah?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Literally don't have them any other way, right, Like what what?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with them? We just don't. Why are there
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: not rhubarb snacks?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: There's not that many of them. That's why they're inanger.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: He endangered rhubarb of western New York.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I guess it's possible.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, we endangered so many other fucking things. Why, Yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: but ours is ours is chill. We all pretty much
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: did something like I did the potato things for like
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: a snack before the snacks for early, and then I
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: did the chocolate cover peanut butter balls, the peanut butter cookies.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: We did something else. I can't remember what the fuck
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: else we did, but we went downstairs with the family
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and stuff. It was cool. Uh Aug's mom came over
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the day before and did the cook did the turkey,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: which is great, and then uh freaking Pixie did a
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: bunch of other sides and desserts, and then we had
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: a pumpkin pie, which is great and almost I was
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: all gone by today. Yeah, but yeah, like my plan,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: no joke. As soon as we're done with this and
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I start getting the editing going, is I'm running upstairs
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and eating up the sweet potatoes and eating the rest
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: of those bitches. So I'm gonna eat those bitches as
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm editing the episode. Yeah that was Thanksgiving, Like that
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: was chill yesterday. It was Friday. We didn't do much.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I've been gaming. I've been playing fucking Fallout Vegas. Yeah
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: so much. And Fallout Vegas has a lot of bugs
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: and a lot of crashing issues, which I have come
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to accept, like all hardly, and usually when a game
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: does that to me, I get fucking angry and pissed.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I just stopped playing it. Like I was playing that
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: one area where the ghouls where it can get launched
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: into the spaceships or whatever. I'm in there and all
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you told me, He's like, yeah, this place has a
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: tendency to crash a lot. Every time I walked to
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: a door, not even through it, sometimes like two it
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: would crash. So it's like every like less than five minutes,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: it was crashing. But I was so dedicated. I was
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: paying attention to this quest so much, and I was
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: found this fucking story. I couldn't stop, so it crashed.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I was sharing it like with him, and it would crash,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: load it back up, share, crash, load it back up,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: not sharing anymore. Every thirty seconds, I was hard saving,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: not even like the f fucking five shit, like no
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: hit escape and say choose it go in. I did
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: it until I completed that class, and like after that,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: for over two hours, I was fucking like, fuck it,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm actually enjoying this game. This month,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm letting it crash and loading it back up. Not
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that it takes long to load up or anything, but
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, Wow, that's dedication. Man.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: The biz, it's known as safe coming.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was. It was. If the game is crashing, no,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: that's the game that's needed. I'm not doing it change
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: like choices.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: You died and because you were already chose the wrong
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: choice or whatever a choice.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: That's one thing.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: But when the game itself is like nope, I'm gonna
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: stop working.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like out Windows. God, I can't wait
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: till Steam's West comes out on a better consistency. Food
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Fallout Packing three hundred.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: That's enough for now. I think it's been another good
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: chunk of time. Yeah, I mean it's take another quick break.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Hold on your thoughts. Yeah, back to it.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: That sounds good. Yeah, let's break it up, all right.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna take another quick break. When we come back,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: we're gonna finish up our talk and hang out with you,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: but we'll do that right after this.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you are a fan of the Green, head on over
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to Peace, Love and Bud at three twenty self Transit
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Road in Lockport, New York. Tell them b f Y
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: t W A Santa Able to hook you up.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for the third and
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: final part of our chill Show Slash hangout before the
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: big show.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: The big show, not the wrestler him and light l Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess some people could have skipped ahead of
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: the forty minute mark.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: You never know. It's like I want to see how
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: this ends, Okay, I guess, yeah, you never know. Welcome
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: yeah back. What else? BFY has new merch that will
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: be debuted in Colorado Colorado Springs for a new stuff
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: is coming, so we will have stuff for sale there obviously,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: which will be nice. But when we get back, yeah,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to throw some stuff on the website
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: and if people would like to purchase it, we'll get
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: hold of our supplier and see if we can ship
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: it directly from them. So that's been fun, like getting
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: that ready designing ship, been getting into schedule one and
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: wanting to play that for sure. I know we just
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: mentioned that on our break, but I want to play
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: so bad with you. It's so much fun, like making
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: drugs and selling drugs and having you pick up garbage,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and like running away from cops together in a video game,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: in a video game, video game, not real life. He's right, maybe, yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: we should do that tonight.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: We can't.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm the sole reason why we haven't gotten sued yet,
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: thank god we haven't.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: All we pay him the big bucks. Yeah mean the bucks.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: As much as six years. We've been paid exactly twice.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I think if I recall something like that anyway.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: This joke takes all the expenses.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Because honestly, we we we literally do, take all the
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: money in their Patreon gives us, and all the money
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: from our from our advertising, we put it right back
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: into the right back in. Yeah, it's crazy, just trying
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: to make it better and more awesome and have better
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: sound and better equipment and all that good stuff and
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: it's really helped. I mean, honestly, I think had this
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: video set up like this is crazy, it's amazing.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: It's nice like all of it. Because of that, I'm
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: gonna end with my final thing. I want to talk
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: about it because it's fucking peace love and but I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: love this fucking dispensary in Lockport, New York.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Not just because we're sponsored.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: No, not even just because of that, like they were
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: before we were sponsored, Like I was bringing them cookies
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and ship they were giving us.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You sought them out. Yeah, I want you guys to
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: sponsor us.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it worked and how that works. But yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be hitting it up again before Colorado. Obviously,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: we gotta get re up real fast for this week.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: And I just want to shout them out because I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: love going in there. They always give us the best
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: stuff and it's always at a good price. They are
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: so friendly and knowledgeable, and it's nice because we're gonna
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: go to one of the states that started the recreation thing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Like we're gonna go to Colorado and you're gonna see that.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: It's funny, like seeing like this is where it started.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: And then like look where we're at on this side
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: of the states. You know, it's cool.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Colorado has been in operation for some time.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Em in Washington. I think we're the first two.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Their their businesses are going to be you know, well along. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: you know, so it's cool to see where It'll be
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: interesting to see how far along they are, like, and
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: what improvements to the to the system as it were.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and how long it took them versus like, Okay,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: New York went from medical the recreational real fast, like
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: in retrospect to theirs. So it's really neat. But yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go hit up Peace of Love and Bud
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: give some love, talk about more the herbs, and then uh,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: that's about it for this week. Yeah, then I'm then
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I'm spent for the week. I'm done. I'm packing all
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the stuff today tomorrow and done. Man's how I come
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Every time I used to be his, his roommate.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: Man, I'd hear that turtle, you a little turtle, the
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: turtle having shoe turtle.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Speaking of coming, we did, which was kind of amazing.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: We have both sides of this story.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Okay, speaking of fun ship to do like
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: having sense with the shoe a turtle coming on a turtle.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Turtle, that animal cruelty. We've already learned that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: If we are to ask for it, that's consent.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Sign this consent. It's just like.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Splinters, Like God, damn.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, where the funk was I?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: You had one more thing to bring?
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: There is one more thing I'm so excited about. I can't.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I can't get hold it anywhere.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Surprise, No, it's it's not a surprise already you're out. No,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: not me, sweet out?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: What a.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck am I in?
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: What time?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: No shit? Anyway, So you may remember, or at least
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: listeners may remember. Some time ago, I was working on
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: a project to uh make Windows ninety five and ninety
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: eight games instantly playable at a moment's notice. I could
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: just launch, launch a game and get right into playing
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: it without any bullshit that having to fight with anything.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Is just all set up, ready to go. The reason
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I did that project is because of projects that came
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: before it. There is a gentleman, but he goes by
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the name of retro Exo, although he's is more often
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: just known by XO now. And he was the creator
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: and and and I guess curator of a project called
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Exo DOS And what this was was a massive collection
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: of DOSS games that were set to work exactly like
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I had said. You pick one, you see maybe screenshots
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: of it, the description, year was released, all this extra
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: metadata if you want, and then you just you just
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: click it, you launch, you start right into the game
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: and start playing. And he did this amassing a massive
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: collection of games like something like ridiculous, like five or
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: six thousand, oh shit, from like nineteen eighty six or
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: eighty seven, all the way up until nineteen ninety eight,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: you know, when the last, the very last Doss game
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: was released.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: And it's a about as complete a package as you
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: can imagine. You know, he did it pretty much in
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: the name of game preservation. I'm not saying he's autistic,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: but he might want to have himself diagnosed. But he
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: and if he has more power to him because he
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: just put together an impressive and incredible package, like so
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: many games I'd never even heard of before, and a
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: lot that sparked memory, you know, core memory in myself.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I remember that game, you know, and you could just
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: whip Mutt and play it whenever you want. It's one
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: of it's one of my favorite things, and he swiftly
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: followed it up with XO Win three X. So these
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: were games that were for Windows three point one. Nice,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: there is another great collection started to get into the
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Windows ninety five ninety eight territory, but about a year
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: ago he released a video stating nine X is not
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: going to become a thing. Like the major obstacle is
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: disk space, because we would need an entire Windows setup
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: for every single game, and Windows, even Windows ninety five
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: is bloated as fuck. It's gonna be a minimum of
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: like two hundred and fifty three hundred megabytes for each game.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: And so even just even just like the first year
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Windows ninety five ninety eight games like nineteen ninety four
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: or nineteen ninety five when ninety five came out, would
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: be like something like two terabytes of space, and so
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: the entire project would be somewhere in the area of
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: twenty four like a ridiculous amount of space that nobody's
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: gonna have. And he's like, so that's why we're not
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: there's no focus on it. We're working on other things.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: And he didn't do some other things. He did exo
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: scum just simply scum engine games, and that sort of thing,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: and there's also a He also did a really great
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: like learning software package. I can't remember what it's called,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: but it's basically under the same XO and it does
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: a huge collection of edutainment titles available. And he came
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: out with this very appropriately right as COVID.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no shit.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: So he was like, and a lot of teachers reached
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: out and was like, this was incredibly useful, thank you,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: that's cool. You know. So he's been busy doing other things,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: but apparently somebody one of his community on discord reached
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: out to him and said, Hey, I think I know
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: how we can solve that space problem. What if I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: wrote a script that had a specific Windows setup and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: it would change the setup based on what the game needed,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: but it would only ever be one Windows set up,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: And so when you launch the game, the script will
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: configure that set up the way it needs to be
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: set up. The game runs in it, the game plays,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: when the player's done, they exit out, the script returns
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: the original setup back to the basic level, and then
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: you don't have to duplicate it a million.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Times open system every time.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: So he recently released win XO three sorry, Win XO
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Win nine X. It is just the first three years.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: It is nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety five, and nineteen
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: ninety six. Okay, but that is still it's it's it's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: also incomplete. There are games missing, we know this to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: be true. But it's still roughly seven hundred games, so
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: it's even it's actually smaller than the collection I worked on,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: which reached nine hundred. Somehow, somehow I set.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Up nine hundred games.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Well, my version was also like multiple terabytes, like it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: was probably three or four you know, even more if
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: you actually installed every single game and just you know,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: you know, as it were, they were compressed so that
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: you only uncompressed them when you play, that kind of thing.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: But his version is gonna be much more thorough like
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: mine has basically no metadata. Like if I could add
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: a video, I did, But for the most part, it's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: just like here's a screenshot. You know, if you want
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: in the game, go ahead and grab it. Whatever screenshots
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: were available from, like the services you could download them from.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: But his, because I know the quality and Caliber's work,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: I know his is going to be so much more complete,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: and like I said, there are so much many years coming.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Like Windows nine X was a thing well into the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: two thousands, so I think he said there's probably games
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: as late as two thousand and eight. Oh wow, possibly
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: even later.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: But it wouldn't make sense to people hold on computers
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: longer back there.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: But basically his definition is any Win thirty two games,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: so any thirty two bit Windows game, because that was
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Windows nine, ninety five, ninety eight and so on. So
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: he's got like quote unquote expansion packs ready, like future
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: years are going to be released individually but automatically merge
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: with the existing project. Oh yeah, and of course this
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: is version one, so there will be later versions doss
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: boxes up to version six I think at this point. Yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: so there are probably going to be revisions that add
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: more stuff that is found to be missing. There's already
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: a thread for missing games in his discord. I've been there,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: and I've I've tried to find missing myself, because I'm like,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: I have my own collection, I can compare this to this,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: But of course I didn't have any metadata, so I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: didn't have the year everything in my collection came out.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know if because he's only
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: interested in the years that he's got out, and so
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: sorry because he doesn't want anybody like submitting games that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: came out in nineteen ninety eight years, right, But he
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: says they're gonna come out relatively soon, like they're already
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: like kind of lined up and ready to go, but
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: they're just putting finishing touches on stuff. So I'm like,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I am so fucking excited. Like I I downloaded it.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I took a look through like the games, and I'm like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna when I get back from episode three
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: hundred and I have some time to relax, like Monday,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: I'm probably just gonna spend that whole day just blessing
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: out on some windows ninety five ninety eight.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Goodness with it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna have a great time. I'm gonna
• 1:03:50
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• 1:03:53
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• 1:03:58
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• 1:04:03
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• 1:04:05
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