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Mr. Nips Fart Corner · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting the show today with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's where we're starting the show today. Again,
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful account on social media. A couple of people
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  Speaker 1: just listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and report on
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  Speaker 1: what is happening. In and around our city, Southside, South
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  Speaker 1: 18th Street, callers said they found a weak-ass marijuana blunt
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  Speaker 1: on their steps and want the cops to come pick
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  Speaker 1: it up.
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  Speaker 2: How do they know it's weak? See, that's the key
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  Speaker 2: right there. How do you know it's weak?
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  Speaker 1: If it wasn't a weak-ass blunt, would you have called
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  Speaker 1: the cops or would you have smoked it? Did you
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  Speaker 1: light it up, take one hit, and just go, nah.
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  Speaker 1: What sort of weed is it? No, you can call
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  Speaker 1: the cops. This ain't for me. Had to take that
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  Speaker 1: on a test drive, right? By the way, is there
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  Speaker 1: like a blunt ferry or something over on.
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  Speaker 2: The south side? That is something that if.
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  Speaker 1: You have a blunt, you're not really just leaving that
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  Speaker 1: places for people.
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  Speaker 2: There might be a south side blunt ferry, but either way.
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  Speaker 1: The cops said they don't need to go, and the
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  Speaker 1: caller can just throw it away and dispose of it.
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  Speaker 1: You take care of that one, bud. That's what's happening
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  Speaker 1: in and around our city. All right, we got a
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  Speaker 1: lot to do on the show today. Mike McCarthy's meowing.
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  Speaker 1: Joey Porter's talking for the first time in a while.
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  Speaker 1: We got Jonas Brothers tickets around 8.30 and a chance
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  Speaker 1: for you to go to Vegas in a couple weeks
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  Speaker 1: for our iHeartRadio Music Festival around 9.10. Another heat advisory
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  Speaker 1: again today. The heat index, which is like temperature and humidity,
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  Speaker 1: is going to be triple digits. Yeah, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be another hot, sweaty, swampy day out there. It is
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  Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS. You know, we're sort
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  Speaker 1: of at the point of the Pirates season where Steelers
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  Speaker 1: are back. You know, Penguins will be starting up soon.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Pirates aren't like a super hot team and
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  Speaker 1: probably ain't going to do nothing. Man, and they just
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  Speaker 1: give you moments that just go like, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They give you moments that just go, come on. I know.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Skeens gives up five runs in the second inning.
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  Speaker 1: The Pirates blow a five-run lead in the eighth inning,
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  Speaker 1: but the bottom of the ninth, the game is out
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  Speaker 1: of control. It's tied 12-12. Rafael Flores Jr. comes up.
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  Speaker 1: with uh guy in second and third right aren't there
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  Speaker 1: two outs two two outs so this is like it
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  Speaker 1: right here this is like all right are we gonna
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  Speaker 1: walk it off are we going to extras here is
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  Speaker 1: greg brown on the call on uh sportsnet pittsburgh Ground ball.
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  Speaker 1: Stopped by the third baseman, Basabe, on the first. It
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  Speaker 1: gets past Devers.
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  Speaker 2: Pirates win. Walk it off and raise the Jolly Roger. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What a way to finish this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
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  Speaker 2: We saw it all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hoist the cone.
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  Speaker 1: They're just running out of the dugout, just soaking Flores Jr.,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just running around with cones and everything. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just one of those magical moments. Magical moments at
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  Speaker 1: PNC Park again. So a little walk-off win for the Buccos. What,
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  Speaker 1: 13-12 did they end up winning it? And then Connor
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  Speaker 1: Griffin's going to be eligible to come off the 60-day
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  Speaker 1: injured list on Friday. So that's some positive news for
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  Speaker 1: the Pirates. They're back at it again tonight. Bubba Chandler pitching.
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  Speaker 1: For the Buccos.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to hear from Joey Porter Jr. for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. That's coming up around 640. Also, got your
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  Speaker 1: chance to win some Jonas Brothers tickets around 830. It's
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  Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to this talkback message here brought
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Ravioli and Penne.
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  Speaker 7: It's little Ashley. Just want to say thanks for meeting
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  Speaker 7: up with me yesterday, Mikey, and getting some duckies. And, Bob,
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  Speaker 7: I passed something off to your friend there. He might
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  Speaker 7: leave something on your truck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there might be a surprise on your truck. Your
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  Speaker 1: Dodge Ram from C Harper after the show.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I felt bad because little Ashley left a, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Paul Skeen's dock on my, uh, purple Jeep gladiator from
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  Speaker 1: C Harper.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I didn't even give you a
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  Speaker 2: chance to give you any of our Mikey and Bob ducks.
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  Speaker 1: So she lives, you know, up where we live, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like Wexford, Franklin parks, Wickley area and that. Um, so, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Just sent her a message. I'm like, hey, meet me
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  Speaker 1: after the show. Get you some duckies. Had a duck drop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a weird drop off, too. We're in a
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  Speaker 1: parking lot. We're in like a parking lot, like of a,
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  Speaker 1: you know, rundown Rite Aid that's just sitting there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in Wexford. What are these two doing? Yeah, it looked
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  Speaker 1: like a drug deal. It did.
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  Speaker 2: A duck deal? It did. It was a duck deal.
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  Speaker 2: It was a duck deal.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here. I want to
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  Speaker 1: take everybody back to the bowl sitter. um, that we
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  Speaker 1: learned about a few weeks ago on the show, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure everybody's done with the bowl sitter yet,
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't closed the loop on the bowl sitter.
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  Speaker 1: This was the original message we got like a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks ago. Now, just, she was a little concerned.
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  Speaker 9: Recently found out, um, the guy that I'm dating is
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  Speaker 9: a bowl center.
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  Speaker 1: And when she says bowl sitter, he lifts up both
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  Speaker 1: of the toilet seats and sits his his bare butt
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  Speaker 1: in the bowl, like right on the porcelain, right on
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  Speaker 1: the porcelain.
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  Speaker 2: So hold on. Let's get to this talkback message here.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, it's Jimmy Carter lady again. What happened to bolt
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  Speaker 10: a hole? I don't feel like I had enough resolution
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  Speaker 10: about this situation, I guess you would call it. And
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  Speaker 10: I wasn't ready for the discussion to end. I say
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  Speaker 10: that as a question because I didn't know I needed
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  Speaker 10: that discussion.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did she ever go back? Did I miss that?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Are you really like, hey, we weren't
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  Speaker 1: done with this. We need to talk more about this
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  Speaker 1: guy bare assing a toilet, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Um, we don't have a followup. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: See, here's the thing that's different with our show though.
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  Speaker 1: Like the people on our show are real people. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like a setup bit where we have a caller
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  Speaker 1: of just like this female, like, Hey, say, say that
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend sits on the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to make a whole thing of it.
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  Speaker 1: So, like, it's up to her to give us a
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  Speaker 1: follow-up whether she's still with the guy or not.
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  Speaker 12: And also, she could be, like, a podcast listener of ours,
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  Speaker 12: and who knows when she actually gets to the episode
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  Speaker 12: where we played.
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  Speaker 2: Hole to hole. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: We could get a follow-up at any time. No, we
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  Speaker 1: don't have anything. Yeah, the mystery's still out there.
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  Speaker 9: Recently found out. Um, the guy that I'm dating is
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  Speaker 9: a bowl center.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Not sure if they're still dating or not, but, um,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully we'll get a follow-up so we can close the
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  Speaker 1: bowl to hole loophole.
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  Speaker 2: What a weird straight in the bowl. Weird show.
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  Speaker 1: It seemed like a red flag, but yeah, no follow-up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Joey Porter Jr. is talking about his contract,
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  Speaker 1: and is he going to play for the Steelers opener?
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  Speaker 1: Haven't really heard from Joey Porter Jr. too much this offseason.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that coming up next around 640. Jonas
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  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to Joey Porter.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a while since we've really heard from Joey Porter, Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Steelers cornerback looking for a new deal. He's
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  Speaker 1: been playing on his rookie contract. He's set to make
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  Speaker 1: like 4 million this year and he's worth.
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  Speaker 2: Way more than that.
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  Speaker 1: He's worth like 25 million a year, probably like that's
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  Speaker 1: just where he's at as a cornerback. But Joey Porter, Jr. Hasn't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, been participating in like training camp or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 12: He's done like a hold in where he's been there,
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  Speaker 12: but not like doing drills and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the update from Joey Porter Jr. Just get some,
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  Speaker 1: ask some questions from reporters here about how everything's going.
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  Speaker 4: I really can't speak too much about the future, but
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  Speaker 4: today I was out there today, you know, running with
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  Speaker 4: the guys, still trying to get back fully. But we're
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  Speaker 4: going to take it day by day for the most part.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the same page me and coach been on
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  Speaker 4: so far.
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  Speaker 2: What has this process been like for you?
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  Speaker 4: It's been tough, not going to lie.
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  Speaker 2: It's my first go around this.
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  Speaker 4: But, I mean, it's been also great because I have
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  Speaker 4: all my guys with me, all the coaches and players
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  Speaker 4: really are on my side. I understand everything about the
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  Speaker 4: business side of things. So it's not really too much
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  Speaker 4: to go about it. But, you know, it's been a
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  Speaker 4: little bit tough. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 4: it is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Joey, do you see yourself out there for week one?
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  Speaker 4: Do you see yourself playing against the Falcons? I can't
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  Speaker 4: read the future. I couldn't even give you that answer,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest. So if the deal doesn't get done,
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  Speaker 4: will you still play?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I got to talk to the guys upstairs in my
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  Speaker 4: agency about that one.
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  Speaker 2: All right. This is a little messy. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When we're like on the cusp of the start of
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  Speaker 1: the season and you're starting to... cornerbacks, not even sure
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  Speaker 1: if he's going to play.
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  Speaker 12: I think you address that the right way, too, because
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  Speaker 12: it's not like he's not happy that the other guys
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  Speaker 12: all got signed, but he's looking around going, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My whole draft class, everybody got these big deals. Washington
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  Speaker 1: and Herbig and Benton. You look around like, what about me?
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  Speaker 1: When do I get? $ 4 million is still a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money, but wouldn't you rather have 25 or 20?
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  Speaker 2: That's what he's worth. He should get paid what he's worth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always on the millionaire side, not the billionaires when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to this. I think there should be no
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  Speaker 1: salary cap and everybody should just pay as much as
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  Speaker 1: they want to.
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  Speaker 2: You know why?
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  Speaker 1: Who gives a flying crap about Mr. Rooney's money and
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  Speaker 1: where he puts it.
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  Speaker 2: That's not mine. Not mine.
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  Speaker 1: Every NFL owner is multi-billionaires, and their teams are worth
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  Speaker 1: like $ 5 to $ 10 billion. I imagine that makes you
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  Speaker 1: just feel a certain way, whether he'll ever admit it
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  Speaker 1: or not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's going, okay. It sucks.
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  Speaker 12: I've been Pittsburgh my whole life and drafted and pretty
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  Speaker 12: much played since he drafted me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks. Here I am.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to let these other dudes get their money?
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  Speaker 1: Of course he wants them to get their money, but
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  Speaker 1: he's looking around saying, I'm so Pittsburgh. It's not me.
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  Speaker 1: They're not going to give me the big deal. And
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  Speaker 1: then if he plays on the four million, they can
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  Speaker 1: franchise tag him next year.
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  Speaker 2: That would suck, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, so he's trying to avoid that and
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  Speaker 1: get I'm sort on Joey Porter Jr. side here. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are just like, just
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  Speaker 1: shut up and play. It's oh, I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: play for four million.
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  Speaker 12: You know, also at any time, his legs could explode
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  Speaker 12: and then it's all over.
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  Speaker 1: That's another thing, too. So it could be this year
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  Speaker 1: and the franchise tag next year. And it's just like, man.
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  Speaker 1: I know there's a salary cap, and I know that sucks,
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  Speaker 1: but seeing everybody else get their deals and not Joey
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  Speaker 1: Porter Jr.
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  Speaker 2: and now it's, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, we're at this sort of point where he's not
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  Speaker 1: even committing to play week one and is just seeing
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  Speaker 1: how this all plays out. Yeah, it just kind of sucks,
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  Speaker 1: but hopefully the Steelers and Joey Porter Jr. figure things out.
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  Speaker 2: Love it.
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  Speaker 1: 2 p.m. here on 96.1 Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message here brought to us
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  Speaker 1: by the Pavement Group before we get to today in
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  Speaker 1: Freak Show history.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, Long John, Lil Smokey.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing? Hey, for today, why the hell is
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  Speaker 2: this trending? I got two words for you. Fart corner. Bob,
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  Speaker 2: you know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I know what to do. Yeah, you do, dude. I
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  Speaker 2: figured it out. You know what to do. Yes, you
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  Speaker 2: know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: He acted like I needed to take action in the studio, though.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I do. Maybe I do. All right.
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  Speaker 1: We will get to why fart corner is trending coming
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  Speaker 1: up around 710. Right now, though, it is time to
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  Speaker 1: take you back to a moment in the show that
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  Speaker 1: made us laugh, made us smile. It is time for
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  Speaker 1: Today in Freak Show History, and we're going to Australia
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  Speaker 1: for this all-timer here.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Today in Freak Show History. Today in
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  Speaker 2: Freak Show History.
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  Speaker 1: Now we move on to this lady in Australia who
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  Speaker 1: saved her dog from being attacked.
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  Speaker 2: It's a sound Anne Bandoli won't forget. Okay, what could
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  Speaker 2: that sound be? What did Anne do?
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  Speaker 13: She was walking her Jack Russell Lexi yesterday when a
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  Speaker 13: Staffordshire Terrier attacked, biting into her dog and latching on.
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  Speaker 2: My dog will be killed.
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  Speaker 13: Yelling, kicking and pulling had no effect and Lexi was
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  Speaker 13: in agony.
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  Speaker 14: The Staffie had the puppy in his mouth and was
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  Speaker 14: just chucking.
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  Speaker 15: It around like a rag doll.
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  Speaker 13: I lifted its tail and luckily I hadn't filed my
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  Speaker 13: nails and I put it up its anal passage.
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  Speaker 12: And it went out.
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  Speaker 2: And let my dog go.
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  Speaker 16: I had to do something.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what came to me. I mean, what a hero.
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  Speaker 2: She had to do something. She resorted to just prison rules.
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  Speaker 17: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Hadn't filed her nails in a while.
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  Speaker 1: So she took it and.
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  Speaker 13: Ow!
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  Speaker 2: And I put it up its anal passage and it
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  Speaker 2: went ow! And let my dog go.
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  Speaker 18: I had to do something.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what came to me. She stunned the other dog.
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  Speaker 17: And the dog dropped her dog and just ran away.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, wouldn't you if you heard that dog attacking?
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  Speaker 2: Run away too. Let out a noise like this.
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  Speaker 17: Man, she went for the sneaky finger on the dog.
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  Speaker 1: And the dog dropped her dog and ran off.
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  Speaker 3: Ah!
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  Speaker 1: Unreal right yeah the best i mean life lesson right
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  Speaker 1: there force she she thought everything and then just thought
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  Speaker 1: you know what there's one thing i haven't tried yet
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  Speaker 1: got a message from julia here.
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  Speaker 7: You two are you two are yeah funny i i
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  Speaker 7: want to swear you two are so funny yeah i
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  Speaker 7: can't take it yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Seriously, love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we just have a good time. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: That's the nice thing to say. We just try to
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  Speaker 1: have a good time here. It's Mikey and Bob on
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  Speaker 1: a little bit ago this guy's talkback message.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Long John, Lil Smokey. How you doing? Hey, for today,
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  Speaker 2: why the hell is this trending? I got two words
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 8: Fart.
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  Speaker 2: Corner bob you know what to do all right bob
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: has done the research so let's get to this.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: We're all gonna learn something together right now time to
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  Speaker 1: find that why the hell is this trending with mikey
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: and bab fart corner why is fart corner trending bob
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: can you can you give everybody just a summary of
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: fart corner here before i play this tiktok.
• 16:28
  Speaker 12: Uh fourth grade teacher uh down in texas yeah valicia
• 16:33
  Speaker 12: is her name She just posted a video on her TikTok.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: This is Valicia 100 on TikTok.
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  Speaker 12: You know, every teacher does classroom rules to start the year.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She was just going through her classroom rules.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I guess in previous years. Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: When somebody farts in class in fourth grade. I mean,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: that's nuclear. Place probably goes nuts, right?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Absolutely. She came up with the solution. Yeah. Genius.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: How many views on her TikTok for Fart Corner? It's
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: up to 54 million. That is insane. It's up to
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: 54 million. 54 million views. That's worldwide right there.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the Fart Corner and her explaining... What a teacher, right?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Teacher of the year.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Our fart corner.
• 17:20
  Speaker 19: This is our fart corner. If you need to fart,
• 17:24
  Speaker 19: simply come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, get
• 17:28
  Speaker 19: your little spray going on, go sit down.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Spray.
• 17:30
  Speaker 19: Nobody's paying attention. Nobody cares. Nobody's worried about it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. She neutralized the fourth graders. She said,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: you want to fart? Fart corner.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: 10 seconds, a little spray, come sit back down. Nobody's
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: paying attention. Nobody's laughing. She's neutralizing the fourth graders. So
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: farts are neutralized in her class. Just go in the
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: fart corner, you know?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, now it's the most famous fart corner anywhere.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: 54 million views on TikTok for fart corner?
• 18:00
  Speaker 12: There's probably kids coming from other classes to try to
• 18:02
  Speaker 12: fart in that corner.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's probably teachers listening to our show right
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: now that are thinking, wait a minute. Is this the
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: solution the whole time? Just to have a fart corner,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: you know? Does that make kids want to get up
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: and fart, though? Or does it make them embarrassed to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: get up and fart? She said it's not a big deal.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Come over here.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: See, I'd put on a whole show, though. I would
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: be like, I'd be like, nobody's going to tackle me.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm 20 yards from the end zone. I'd be doing
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: a touchdown dance all the way over there to the
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: fart corner, you know?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Fart, wait 10 seconds, do a spray.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'd do a little fart corner dance.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: A little twirl around with the Febreze. A little fart corner.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the Febreze. Do it like you're ribbon twirling.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'd make a hole. Yeah, see, this is why I
• 18:44
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• 19:36
  Speaker 1: have more people that are concerned about the toilet bowl sitter.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: This was like two weeks ago on the show. Basically
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: at this point now said some lady just wanting to
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: know if hey is the guy i'm dating weird for this.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: Recently found out um the guy that i'm dating is
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: a bowl sitter and.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: When she says bowl sitter again that's when you lift
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• 20:02
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• 20:07
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• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I could clean the porch. I wouldn't want to sit
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: on it even after I clean it, right? It's a
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: wild move.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: So we had a message earlier that somebody wanted a follow-up.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: We don't know who the lady was that shared that story.
• 20:23
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• 20:26
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• 20:27
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• 20:29
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• 20:30
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• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Hi, Mikey and Bob. It's Rachel from Robinson. It's been,
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: I'd say, like two weeks since we got the story
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: about the bull sitter, and we have not gotten an update.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: So I think we're not going to.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, I'm sort of feeling that, too. But she's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: got a theory.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: So I have absolutely no information, but I'd love to
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: give my best guesses to what I think happened. I
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: think she went home. And she said, oh, my God,
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: I was on the radio today. You have to listen.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if she did that.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You think she went home and was just like, you
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: will not believe Mike and Bob talked about us basically
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: for two hours on the show. Yeah, I'm not sure
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Listen to this story.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: And then he said. Why would you tell everybody that
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: I'm a bull sitter?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: That might be what, this might be what happened. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: like how she's changing her voice.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I know, it's great. It's great. It's so great, you know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Why would you tell everybody that I sit directly on
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: the bull?
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Why would you expose me? And then he got super
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: embarrassed and he ended up breaking up with her. Even
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: though everyone said she.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Should break up with him. Wow, switcheroo.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: I think it's valid. Yeah. But I think it might
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: have been the switcheroo.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was the switcheroo.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: I hope she's doing well. I hope everything's okay and
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: they had a laugh and she just didn't talk back.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Hopefully. Good luck. That's just my best guess. All right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: That's a solid guess. I don't know if they're still together.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he knows that the whole city
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: knows that he sits right on the right on the ball.
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: Recently found out. The guy that I'm dating is a
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: bowl sitter.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Well, whenever we get a bowl sitter update, we will
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: stop everything that's happening on the show. We will sound
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the alarm. We tell everybody, here's the update. I'm the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: toilet sitter.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Jim Wadding, who lives in Greenfield, born and raised, has
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  Speaker 1: Okay i love this guy already he's fixing washers and
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  Speaker 1: dryers for his his neighbor they don't make them like
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• 23:14
  Speaker 11: They came to fix our dryer today and made magic
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  Speaker 11: again and that's when this ooh we say something nice
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  Speaker 1: All right, so we're going from say something nice to
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• 23:26
  Speaker 11: Because I was dropping off the money to him at
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  Speaker 11: his house, and he points and says, look, there goes
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  Speaker 11: the head coach.
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  Speaker 2: Of the Steelers. I love this so much. He points
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• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Neighbor Jim, who fixes washers and dryers for ladies in neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 2: Says, hey, That coach of Steelers is going to work
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 11: I grew up with him, except I didn't know him.
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  Speaker 20: And I was walking the dogs the other day, and
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  Speaker 20: he was waving me down, trying to get my attention,
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  Speaker 20: wanted to talk to me, but he was on the
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  Speaker 20: phone and couldn't get off the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I love this.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy is on a phone call in Greenfield and
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: is waving his old.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Friend down, I guess, who doesn't even remember Mike McCarthy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Jim the washer-dryer guy.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: But he's like, hold on, I'm on a phone call now,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: but I want to talk to you, you know?
• 24:18
  Speaker 11: So then he goes on to tell me that a
• 24:19
  Speaker 11: few days later, Mike McCarthy's mom calls him to fix
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  Speaker 11: her washing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is getting out of hand Pittsburgh here now.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy's mom is calling Jim to fix the washer now?
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: And she was going on and on about how Mike
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: McCarthy just grew up. Can't stop talking about Jim Wadding.
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: And Jim Wadding said, I don't remember him at all.
• 24:43
  Speaker 11: We must have played baseball or soccer or something together.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't remember it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: But he knows who he is.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, ends are in the wild, though. There goes head
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: coach of Pittsburgh Steelers going to work right now. Yep.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: And guess what? Fixed, you know. Mama McCarthy. Mama McCarthy.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: It's awesome. It's just so Pittsburgh, you know. It's great.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy yesterday, of course, was talking about Joey Porter Jr. And,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you know, the fact that, you know. I just did it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a tick now, dude. It's a tick now.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy's got me meowing, too. I got this washer
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: machine meowing.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: The washer's broke. I ain't going to fix it. I'm
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: going to call Jim, the neighbor down there.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: He fixes everybody.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Here's Mike McCarthy about Joey Porter ramping up to hopefully play.
• 25:35
  Speaker 21: That's why he had a ramp up. He's been working
• 25:39
  Speaker 21: with the medical people. They've There's definitely a process, and
• 25:43
  Speaker 21: there's an understanding of what he was going through there
• 25:46
  Speaker 21: with the injuries. There's a process that every one of
• 25:50
  Speaker 21: these players has gone through as far as ramping up
• 25:53
  Speaker 21: before you go full speed on the field. So he'll
• 25:56
  Speaker 21: be in that category.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: All right, so Joey Porter's got to ramp up. you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: get ready. Hopefully they get a deal done, man. I
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: think every Steeler fan just wants Joey Porter Jr.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Out there.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It's just different with him, you know, with his dad
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and just Steeler. And he's been around since he's been
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: a kid.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It's awesome. Went to Penn State and crushed it. He's good.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And he's awesome, too. And he's really good.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy was also asked about, you know, Broderick Jones
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: being now in a chance for first-round draft pick Max
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Honachor to step up.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Wait, what's his name again, Bob? Max Honachor.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much any time we mention him now, Bob,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I am going to play the day where you screwed
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: up his last name so bad it doesn't even sound
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: like you're speaking a language that anybody on earth knows.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: This is like alien language. Yeah, that's okay. So here
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: is Mike McCarthy here.
• 26:47
  Speaker 21: The biggest thing, Mike, is stack success. He needs to
• 26:49
  Speaker 21: stack practices together, starting with today. You know, we'll go
• 26:53
  Speaker 21: helmets today here for an hour, then we'll have a
• 26:55
  Speaker 21: normal Wednesday practice with shells and the walkthroughs, the whole
• 26:59
  Speaker 21: gamut of a normal Wednesday, and then we'll get the
• 27:02
  Speaker 21: pad of practice on Thursday.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: So I'm hopeful that he can.
• 27:04
  Speaker 21: Get a full weekend, and it'll be a hell of
• 27:06
  Speaker 21: a start.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah. He's got to stack a couple good practices.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Who are we talking about here?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Max Ahanachor. Yeah, Max Ahanachor. I mean, they also traded
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Broderick away, so it's like. Yeah, it's sort of sink
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: or swim now, too.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: For Steelers' first-round pick. Max Ahanachor.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Max Ahanachor there.
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  Speaker 1: on 96.1 KISS. So if you weren't listening earlier, somebody
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  Speaker 1: sent us a message that said, hey, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: look up why Fart Corner is trending?
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  Speaker 2: And we were like, oh.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Fart corner okay all right and then we find on
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  Speaker 1: tiktok there's a uh you know elementary school teacher down
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: in texas uh valicia 100 is her name on tiktok
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  Speaker 1: and this has over 50 million views this.
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  Speaker 19: Is our fart corner If you need to fart, simply
• 28:29
  Speaker 19: come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, get your
• 28:33
  Speaker 19: little spray going on, go sit down. Nobody's paying attention.
• 28:37
  Speaker 19: Nobody cares. Nobody's worried about it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a boss move by her saying it's
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: trying to neutralize the little kid farts. Just making it
• 28:45
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  Speaker 16: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob. I am a longtime listener,
• 29:01
  Speaker 16: literally since I was in high school. I'm now over
• 29:05
  Speaker 16: in Allentown, Pennsylvania, and I'm an art teacher, middle school
• 29:09
  Speaker 16: art teacher to be exact. And I'm listening to the
• 29:11
  Speaker 16: Fart Corner segment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: And I just want to say, I think that that
• 29:16
  Speaker 16: is amazing. First off, kudos to that teacher doing the
• 29:20
  Speaker 16: Lord's work. But I do think that that is very
• 29:23
  Speaker 16: specific that you can get away with in an elementary setting.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I probably agree with that. You can't have
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: a fart corner in middle school. That is the worst
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: place to have a fart corner, I think, you know?
• 29:33
  Speaker 12: I feel like the elementary school kids are a little more,
• 29:37
  Speaker 12: you know, they'll follow the rules a little more at least.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Sixth, seventh, eighth grade, you ain't going to have a
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: fart corner that just, it's going to disrupt the class
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: every single time.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: Creating a fart corner in middle school is just going
• 29:52
  Speaker 12: to cause madness at all times.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: It's not going to be good.
• 29:54
  Speaker 16: And I say that because if I tried to do
• 29:56
  Speaker 16: that in a middle school with all of these pubescent boys.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: It would turn into a fart competition. Now, she's exactly right.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Then it would be like, who can make the stinkiest?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Who can make the loudest? There would probably be like
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: side bets going on. You know, the kids would probably
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: be gambling on it and stuff. I probably would have
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: kept a notebook and rated all of them.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We kept track. You would have done this.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You would have been the bookie for the fart corner, dude.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Because you were the kid in junior high school that
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: your parents got you a.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Playboy magazine subscription.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: You were selling Playboy magazines for like 40 bucks in
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: junior high school.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I would have been taking money on farts. And you
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: had a leather jacket and a tattoo.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: So you were definitely the one who was going to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: be the illegal fart corner bookie when we were growing up.
• 30:40
  Speaker 16: In the corner. I think the whole middle school boy
• 30:43
  Speaker 16: population would be in there trying to be the best
• 30:46
  Speaker 16: person and the best fart.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 16: Additionally, I genuinely think that pubescent boy farts potentially are
• 30:54
  Speaker 16: more nuclear than an elementary boy fart.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is just taking a whole weird turn here
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: now where we have a teacher trying to compare middle
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: school boy farts to.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the science on that one. I
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: don't know where we are in the show right now.
• 31:13
  Speaker 16: I don't know. I don't have kids yet, so maybe
• 31:15
  Speaker 16: I don't know what the... nuclear smell of a toddler
• 31:20
  Speaker 16: fart is compared to a middle school boy, but I
• 31:22
  Speaker 16: do know a middle school boy, and it's bad. And
• 31:24
  Speaker 16: if I had a fart corner in the art room,
• 31:27
  Speaker 16: it would literally just turn into a competition, and I
• 31:30
  Speaker 16: would need a gas mask for my classroom.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: You know what? You become the fart room. She's not
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: even lying about any of this.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: All the kids would know, go to the fart room. Yeah,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: there wouldn't even be a fart corner anymore. The art
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: room would be the fart room.
• 31:42
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: We're going to do farts and crap today.
• 31:49
  Speaker 16: She's doing the Lord's work because then hopefully by the
• 31:52
  Speaker 16: time those students get to middle school, they can like
• 31:54
  Speaker 16: manage themselves.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know what?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: She's, she's making a good point about the lady that
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: established an elementary school fart corner in her classroom. She's saying,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: let these kids get all their farts out in elementary school.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: So by the time they get to junior high in,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you know, middle.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: School, whatever, they will be farting out and it won't
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: be a big deal. But then you have a bunch
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: of kids who grew up farting in corners and Where
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: do they fart in junior high?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: They're going to wander lost in junior high.
• 32:21
  Speaker 16: But anyway, I hope you guys are having a great day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 16: You literally are the people I listen to every single
• 32:26
  Speaker 16: morning as I drive to my classroom in my job.
• 32:30
  Speaker 16: And I just can't say thank you enough for putting
• 32:33
  Speaker 16: a smile on my face, getting me ready for the day. And,
• 32:36
  Speaker 16: you know, just being both who you are, truly amazing
• 32:39
  Speaker 16: humans and, And happy birthday, Mike.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: You know what? I'm going to allow it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to allow it. Okay.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Birthday wishes are open. We are within 24 hours of
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: my birthday.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I will accept happy birthday messages now.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Send them. No. Happy birthday, Mike. No, because we don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: need to do a birthday show. Fat no. We don't
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: even need to do a birthday show tomorrow.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Celebrate.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: It makes me uncomfortable when people wish me happy birthday.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I know. Okay, so that's why you're telling everybody to say,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: we don't need to do a birthday message show.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to hear that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's my birthday tomorrow, but I'm just saying that, you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: since every day this year, since New.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Year's Day has been Bob's birthday on the show. Seems
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: as if the tides are turning here, bud. Tomorrow's your day.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: It is my birthday tomorrow.
• 33:30
  Speaker 12: You're in the birthday zone. Where's the birthday zone? You
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: can fart in any corner that you want to.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's my.
• 33:37
  Speaker 14: Happy birthday!
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I made you a fart corner?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: but it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: daily lives.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Be our friends. Seeing pictures of my cats. That's right.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow us if
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you don't already at F.S. Mikey for me at F.S.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Big Bob for me. FS stands for Freak Show.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: We made it a long time ago. It is what
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: it is. What are you going to do?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Follow us on Instagram at FSMikey, at FSBigBob, if you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: love content. Wild game for the Pirates last night at
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: PNC Park. They beat the Giants 13-12 on a walk-off
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: wild throw after a ground ball by Flores Jr.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Ground ball.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Stopped by the third baseman Basabe on the first.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: It gets past Devers. Pirates win. Walk it off and
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: raise the Jolly Roger. What a game.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: What a way to finish this one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: We saw it all.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Hoist the cone. Paul Skeens gave a bunch of runs
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: early in the game. Just one of those wild games.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: 13-12.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it'd be so much fun if they
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: were in the playoff hunt.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine a walk-off winner like that this late
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: in the season?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: If we were hanging on to every game, like we're
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: fighting for the division title, that'd be awesome. Bucko's back
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: at it tonight at home, and then tomorrow, Thursday, it's
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: an afternoon game, and then The Angels are in town
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: this weekend.
• 35:28
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• 35:31
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• 35:49
  Speaker 14: I was just chortling real hard, Mikey, at your post
• 35:51
  Speaker 14: on your story on Instagram that somebody on Threads said, Millennials,
• 35:55
  Speaker 14: how did we get home after a night at the
• 35:57
  Speaker 14: club before Uber was around? I can't remember.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a post on Threads. By the way,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I know there's not a lot of people on Threads.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You got one cooking over there? I just love Threads.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I love it on Threads, man.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody posted, like, hey, millennials, how did we get
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: home from the clubs, you know, without Uber and everything?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: And my response... And your reply was, in the arms
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: of the angels. That's it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: In the arms of the angels. That's how we got
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: home when we were... Perfect response. Out drinking as millennials
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: before Uber. Arms of the angels.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, McLaughlin.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:31
  Speaker 14: But I wanted to share, because that's amazing, also another
• 36:36
  Speaker 14: way that felt like being carried home in the arms
• 36:38
  Speaker 14: of the angels, Nip's Taxi.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Nip's?
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Nips? Nips Taxi? Nips Taxi, okay. N-I-P-S, Nips. Nips? Sounds
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: like she said Nips, right? I think so. Nips Taxi?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 14: Did anybody else go to IUP in the 2010s remember
• 36:56
  Speaker 14: Nips Taxi?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, is IUP in the 2010s a Nips Taxi? So
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: what he was, you.
• 37:03
  Speaker 14: Call his number.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, listen. So what he was, giggle, giggle. Listen, this...
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: All right, Nips Taxi, what's going on here?
• 37:11
  Speaker 14: We would call him on our flip phones.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nips.
• 37:14
  Speaker 14: He was an old guy that had a beat-up white minivan.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, this story's not good. Hey, man. You don't know
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: if he's perverted, all right? I was joking, okay? Nips taxi? Wait,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: hold on. There's a guy who drove around IUP in
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: a white van. It was just a coincidence. You can
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: either pay him with money or pay him by showing nips. No,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: that's not. I'm joking. I'm joking. Joking. It's a joke, okay?
• 37:51
  Speaker 14: Basically looked like a free candy van.
• 37:52
  Speaker 17: All right, so it's a white van that would go
• 37:56
  Speaker 17: around with a guy named Nips driving it, and it
• 38:00
  Speaker 17: would pick up drunk college people?
• 38:03
  Speaker 14: Tell him where to pick us up. He'd pick us up,
• 38:05
  Speaker 14: take us where we wanted to go, and we would
• 38:07
  Speaker 14: pay him cash because it was the 2010s.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Yeah, we weren't dealing with all that stuff.
• 38:13
  Speaker 14: He was pretty popular in town, and everybody called him
• 38:15
  Speaker 14: all the time, so there was usually a waiting list,
• 38:17
  Speaker 14: and he probably scribbled on them.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: That's amazing.
• 38:19
  Speaker 14: Bag in his van but.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: There was a waiting list to get into nips van
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: that's amazing dude whoever nips was i mean they're probably
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: just like i got i got the market cornered right
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: here all i have is this big white van and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: all all of a sudden i just got a list
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: every you know thursday friday saturday night go pick up
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: drunks uh when i.
• 38:38
  Speaker 14: Get together with the wolf pack we often reminisce of
• 38:41
  Speaker 14: those journeys and uh wonder what he's up to and
• 38:44
  Speaker 14: hope he's doing well for all the yeah the times
• 38:47
  Speaker 14: he took us home, I think he was a pretty
• 38:49
  Speaker 14: chill guy. I was never in the great place to
• 38:51
  Speaker 14: assess that, you know, by the time I was in
• 38:53
  Speaker 14: his van.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Anyone, anyone remember?
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, salute to you, Mr.
• 39:00
  Speaker 17: Nips.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, Nips, thank you.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's, listen, that's something that nobody really appreciates. Back
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: in the 2010s, this guy saved so many kids from
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: drunk driving.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: 100%. Nips made sure they got home safe. IUP legend, Mr.
• 39:17
  Speaker 17: Nips.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't know anything about Nips, so if he's
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: got like a criminal record or something like that, or
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: something has gone wrong in his life.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Do not put that on me.
• 39:27
  Speaker 17: I do not know Nip's taxi or anything like that.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Just what a story. Back in the 2010s. How'd we
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: get home?
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: Nips.
• 39:35
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• 39:45
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• 39:48
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• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: In a couple minutes here, though, we got your chance
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: to go see Jonas Brothers when they come to the
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: arena in October. Those tickets are on sale now. Let's
• 40:01
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• 40:05
  Speaker 9: Raider Nation, just wanted to say happy birthday, Mikey.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:09
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Raider nation. Um, happy birthday, Mike.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, my birthday's not till tomorrow, but since we're
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: in a, uh, we're in like the 24 hours here,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I actually think I was born like around eight 25
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: or right around there.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: So we are in the 24 hours since, you know, birth.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I said now.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. we didn't need canal birth was fine birthday we
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: did not need canal all right let's get to another.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: Happy birthday okay.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah i just don't.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: Want happy birthday to you yes i know it's one
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: day too early yeah but you said it was okay
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: so happy birthday yeah to.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: You now i realize my mistake heart i really i realize.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: My mistake here and what i've done what did you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Do i've I've said the birthday wishes can go now.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It's too early. I don't want this anymore. You've created
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: your Facebook page in real life.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: No, that's the worst, dude. You've created it in real
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: life here.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Every birthday, people will send me a Facebook message, like
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: a direct message that's like, hey, I tried to post
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: happy birthday on your page. And I'm like, yeah, people
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: can't post on my page. I got it blocked just
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: for my birthday. So nobody can send me generic birthday messages.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: And then sometimes I tell people, hey, you want to
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: send me a birthday message?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: It better be a good one.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: You know well don't send me just generic happy birthday
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: it better be a good one that's what we should
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: do with talkbacks here no i don't it better be
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: a good one all right hold on here's the end
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: of the creed here.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday mikey okay close out the candles on the
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: cake candles and tears of joy stream down his face
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: yeah yinzer creed guy yeah another trip around the sun
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: i'll show you random pains and aches happy birthday mikey
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: i'll show you random pains and aches all.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Right well we're in the uh 24 hour target period
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: here my birthday so i guess uh Guest birthday wishes
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: are on here. We're in the Target region now. All right,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you know what I want for my birthday? I want
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: to give somebody Jonas Brothers tickets, okay?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: This is what you want for your birthday? Yeah, I
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: want to give somebody Jonas Brothers tickets, so here we go.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Win now on 96.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Olivia rodrigo you know we were all talking about her
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: daisy chain fields uh festival that she did raise 20
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: million dollars for a lot of uh women's rights and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: women's causes olivia rodrigo was asked you know about the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: future of the chain uh daisy chains field festival.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I foresee maybe in the future it being multiple days
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: and uh Yeah, I really am keen on it being
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: an annual.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Festival, too.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: So there's so much possibility. There's so much more time
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: for more artists and more things. And it's just been
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: so much fun for me.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this thing is going to grow into a bigger
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: monster than it already is after the first one. You
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: can hear the Daisy Chained Fields Festival on Hit Nation.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: on the free iHeartRadio app. It is Mikey and Bob
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: here on 96.1 KISS. Give away some Jonas Brothers tickets.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Who's this? This is Brandon. Brandon, how you doing? You
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: all right? I'm doing pretty good. All right. I got
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: some good news for you, Brandon. You're caller number nine.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You're going to see Jonas Brothers.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: You a big Joe Bro fan? I'm not, but my
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: fiance is.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: There you go, dude. Score those points, man. All right,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers, they're coming to the arena in October. We
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: got a pair of tickets. Just hold on one second.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: We'll get all your details, all right?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Another shot at Jonas Brothers tickets tomorrow morning around 8.30.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah! Heat advisory today.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Highs are going to be in the 90s, but the
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: heat index is going to make it feel like triple
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: digits out there.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: It's just gross.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: It's already in the 80s, and it's not even 9.30
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: in the morning.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Sticky. Yeah, it's nasty.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. As always, Bob,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: we love when people are part of the show.
• 44:21
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• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Talk back messages, especially if you're a Mikey and Bob
• 44:27
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• 44:30
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• 44:32
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• 45:02
  Speaker 1: it's time to say something nice.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Oh!
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Say something nice. Say something nice. Get some positive vibes here.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 45:12
  Speaker 21: Beyoncé, Bob, Matt, Ridgewell.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: This is my Beyoncé week because my birthday is tomorrow
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: on the 3rd. Beyoncé is the day after me on
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the 4th.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Beyoncé. Yeah, Beyoncé. Hey, I did one of these last week,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: but I did it drunk. I don't remember what I said,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: so I'm going to try it a little less drunk today.
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: I just want to.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Say something nice. Okay. Say something nice.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: He said he left to say something nice last week.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Drunk doesn't remember. He doesn't remember, so he's doing it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Say something nice. Say something nice. I just want to
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: give a shout out to my brother from Pittsburgh. He
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: moved out to Colorado. Had a little rough time. Got
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: in a car accident. Jacked his arm up. Yeah, didn't
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: his dog die too?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I think this guy, he was drunk last week when
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: he left us this message. I think his dog died too.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Had to put his dog down.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Told you. Yeah, you already heard this. We heard this.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: It's okay. He was drunk. He didn't hear it. Yeah,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: we're playing it for him.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: Sucks.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, Jeff, just hang in there, buddy.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: We got you. I know you're listening. All right.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he was listening last week when you
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: sent the message drunk. A little less drunk this time, Jeff.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: It was the same message, though.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: It's okay. Say something nice. Say something nice. Let's get
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: to another one here.
• 46:32
  Speaker 21: Mikey, Bob, it's Rob from South Park.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, Rob.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to reach out.
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: Listen to the Say Something Nice segment this.
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: Morning and just say something nice about the city of Pittsburgh.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 46:43
  Speaker 21: I moved here back in 2017 when I got out
• 46:45
  Speaker 21: of the Army.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: And I have absolutely just fallen in love with the place.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: Ended up graduating with my undergrad degree from a local place.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: And now Pittsburgh's my home.
• 46:55
  Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I may have grown up out west, but Pittsburgh's home. Steelers. Oh,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: if you're saying Steelers like that. Hell yeah.
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• 47:28
  Speaker 1: You can win a full trip out to Vegas and
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• 47:33
  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Let's get to another quick talkback message here brought to
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• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob. It's your boy, Raccoon Tim. So, Mikey, Utah, swanky. Swanky.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Big number one.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, buddy. Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Hope you have a good one.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you, Raccoon Tim. Our buddy, Raccoon Tim, has
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: been going through. some family stuff lately. We're still thinking
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: about you, bud. Good to hear from you, Tim. It
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: is really good to hear from you, Raccoon Tim, and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: thank you for the birthday wishes. My birthday's not till tomorrow,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: but I am allowing the floodgates to already open with
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: the happy birthday wishes.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Now let's get to Joey Porter Jr. You know what?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: To be honest, Joey Porter Jr. getting a new deal
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: before week one, that'd be a nice birthday present for me.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'll take that because I got everything I need. I
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: don't need anything.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Joey Porter Jr.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: On the Steelers is something I'd like, though, right? They
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: were talking about it on the Deebo and Joe podcast.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Of course, former Steelers. James Harrison and Joe Hayden. They
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: were talking about specifically the fact that, you know, there's
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: a report out there that the Steelers haven't even offered
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Joey Porter Jr. like a big deal yet. So this
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: is from the Debo and Joe podcast Steelers fans. You
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: should be listening to that Steelers.
• 48:49
  Speaker 18: I'm looking at like if you haven't offered anything yet,
• 48:52
  Speaker 18: that's kind of crazy because I feel like it's getting
• 48:54
  Speaker 18: down to the last hour. The games is September 13th.
• 48:58
  Speaker 18: He hasn't been able to practice. He hasn't been able
• 49:00
  Speaker 18: to be on the field and try to get into
• 49:02
  Speaker 18: that conditioning part. So you got, you need some time.
• 49:04
  Speaker 18: The last is September 8th would be the last day
• 49:07
  Speaker 18: because I would want him to get a little bit
• 49:09
  Speaker 18: more time. But when we talk about the last hour,
• 49:12
  Speaker 18: September 8th, and so they would need to offer something soon.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: So he's Joe say, Joe Hayden saying probably like September 8th.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That's probably like the cutoff of like, if he's not
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: signed by that, something's going to happen. Like we, are
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: we approaching like a Le'Veon Bell situation here where Joey
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Porter Jr. Is just going to say, Hey, I'll just
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: sit out the whole year. I hope I hope. Well,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I hope not either, because when Le'Veon Bell made that decision,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: which might have made financial sense for him at the time,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: like that was the beginning of the end for Le'Veon.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: That was never the same after he missed that year.
• 49:43
  Speaker 18: It'll be something decent around twenty five to just start
• 49:46
  Speaker 18: in the initial thing. When you talk to Joey and
• 49:48
  Speaker 18: he's finally sees a number, he's like, OK, maybe I
• 49:51
  Speaker 18: don't know how to go.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Reset the market. He's saying $ 25 million a year, get
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: it done.
• 49:55
  Speaker 18: If these guarantees look good, I'm going to be in Pittsburgh.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got to add guaranteed money, too, because NFL contracts
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: aren't guaranteed, so it's the guaranteed money that matters.
• 50:03
  Speaker 18: I can get this going, and I'm knowing I can
• 50:04
  Speaker 18: make $ 75 million guaranteed, where at the end of the day,
• 50:07
  Speaker 18: right now, he's on a $ 4 million deal right now
• 50:11
  Speaker 18: if he goes and plays this season.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: All right, so think about that. He's making $ 4 million
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: He's looking at a deal that might be something like
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: $ 25 million a year with like $ 75 million guaranteed.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Of course, he doesn't want to.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Play on a $ 4 million contract and risk, you know,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: getting hurt and never being the same again. It's guaranteed
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: money time right now for Joey Porter Jr. It's his
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: time to cash in.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: That's like, that's crazy.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: This is again, Joe Hayden and James Harrison on the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Debo and Joe podcast.
• 50:41
  Speaker 18: Well, you know, at the end of the day, you're
• 50:43
  Speaker 18: going to be able, you're a $ 25 million.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: And you're not, you're not even, that's right there. That's
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: the problem.
• 50:48
  Speaker 19: Because if you're not offering anything, that means you probably trying.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: To set me up for next year. If I ball out,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: you go franchise. You're going to franchise me. You know
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 50:57
  Speaker 18: They have your rights for the next two years. And
• 50:58
  Speaker 18: that'll be $ 23. 1 million next year will be the tag.
• 51:02
  Speaker 18: And he's playing this year for four mil. So that'll
• 51:04
  Speaker 18: be two seasons for 27 and you got to stay healthy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: It's just no guarantees there. So Joe Hayden's making a
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: lot of sense here. He's saying if they don't get
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: a deal done and Joey Porter's got to play on
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the 4 billion this year, and then they franchise tag
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: him next year, which you make the average of the
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: top five cornerbacks, right?
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Somewhere around 25 million. So instead of making like 25
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: million a year, He would be making $ 27 million for
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: two years. That doesn't seem good for him.
• 51:32
  Speaker 12: While taking the chance of hurting himself and it all
• 51:35
  Speaker 12: just being done.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not mad at anybody about this yet,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: but the other guys from the draft class getting signed
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: before Joey Porter Jr. and now him waiting out when
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: we're this close to week one. Hey, Steelers, Joey Porter Jr.
• 51:49
  Speaker 12: You got everybody else signed up. Gotta get this done here.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance to win $ 1, 000 in a
• 51:55
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• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Let's get to a talkback message here. It's our friend
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Dawn from Trafford.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: Mikey and Bob.
• 52:02
  Speaker 15: Dawn from Trafford.
• 52:03
  Speaker 17: Dawn.
• 52:04
  Speaker 15: I'm sitting out here on my deck in this blazing
• 52:07
  Speaker 15: hot weather today trying to get some sun. And I'm
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: listening to the podcast from today. And a thought came
• 52:13
  Speaker 15: in my brain, so I thought I would send it
• 52:15
  Speaker 15: to you guys.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 52:16
  Speaker 15: It may exist already, but I was thinking that a
• 52:19
  Speaker 15: Facebook page of Mikey and Bob's community should exist so
• 52:24
  Speaker 15: that we can all talk to each other about the show.
• 52:27
  Speaker 15: would be a good place to go to discuss all
• 52:32
  Speaker 15: the topics on your show because I try to tell.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: My husband about them.
• 52:36
  Speaker 15: And although he is a fan of yours, he's not
• 52:38
  Speaker 15: a regular listener and sometimes he just doesn't get it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 15: And then I'll tell some of my friends and they
• 52:43
  Speaker 15: look at me like I have three heads.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: So it would just.
• 52:45
  Speaker 15: Be nice to have one of us to just talk
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: about your stuff with.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: And I think it would be great.
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: Someone should start it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that Don from Trafford is like, we
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: need to build it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: We need a Mikey and Bob face. I don't know.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: There is a Mikey and Bob face.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, we have our own Facebook page, though, and
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: people can comment and everything like that. But I think
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: what she is really talking about is like a Mikey
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and Bob Reddit page. I think that's more of the
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: lane maybe she's talking about where people post about the
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: show and things like that.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: An open forum of some kind.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Somebody wants to make it, you can go ahead for it.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Bob, we got a butt sniffer exclusive out here in California.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: We talked about this yesterday on the show that the
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: guy that walks around and kneels down in stores to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: sniff people's butts, he's been arrested.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: For it before. I think like over a year ago.
• 53:35
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: They took the butt sniffer in again. But hold on.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Let's go to California. Top story here at 5 today.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's an NBC4 exclusive. NBC4 exclusive. Top story.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Top story exclusive. There's so many things going on in
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the world right now. There is no way the top
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: story is the butt sniffer anywhere. No?
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: The man, the so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again.
• 54:04
  Speaker 15: We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Exclusive video of the sniffer?
• 54:11
  Speaker 14: Khalees Crowder inside a store in Glendale where once again
• 54:14
  Speaker 14: he is accused of smelling people's behinds.
• 54:17
  Speaker 22: Yeah, Carolyn and Colleen, the owner here at the Big
• 54:19
  Speaker 22: Save Discount Store called police after they noticed a man
• 54:23
  Speaker 22: bending down attempting to sniff customers.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah this uh you see the video too he almost
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: acts like he's like tying his shoe or like looking
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: at something on a lower shelf this guy's made our
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: show multiple times over the years yeah it's the butt
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: sniffer california butt sniffer.
• 54:37
  Speaker 22: Take a look at that exclusive video shared oh my gosh.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: They can't say it enough that they have the exclusive
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: butt sniffer video all the other stations wanted this butt
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: sniffer video we're the only ones with like And I
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: get it, but this is also why people don't trust, like,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: legacy media.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Because there's so much stuff going on in the world
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: right now. But hold on, stop everything. We got the
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: butt sniffer video.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 55:01
  Speaker 22: In this video, you see the man kneeling down inside
• 55:04
  Speaker 22: the grocery store here on Glen Oaks Boulevard.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: What does it say?
• 55:07
  Speaker 22: He was trying to sniff people. Inside the store, police
• 55:11
  Speaker 22: say Crowder was cooperative and was booked for a parole violation.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You know what the good thing about this story is,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: is that he was cooperative. You don't want a combative
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: bot sniffer. You know, you don't want that. I mean,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: he's out there having a good time. Well, you know,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: not all good times are legal.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Though, bud.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: And he was on probation already, and now they had
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: the exclusive.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: They keep letting him out. They keep letting him out
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: in jail. Top story. Top story here at 5 today.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: It's an NBC4 exclusive.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: We have video of a guy sniffing somebody's butt.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Top story. It's all for you.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, Scoots just left us a talkback message here brought
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• 56:01
  Speaker 9: Hey, boys, it's Scoots.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Scoots.
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: I'm just listening to the podcast. And, Mikey, I love
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: that any time.
• 56:08
  Speaker 12: Anybody says happy birthday, Bob, and Bob starts talking, you
• 56:14
  Speaker 12: either wait.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: For Bob to stop talking.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Usually says thank you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 12: Or you go underneath your breath.
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: It's not solved, sir.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: I love you.
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• 56:25
  Speaker 1: It's the little things with our show, I think. But yes,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: any time that somebody wishes Bob a birthday and it's
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: not his birthday. The proper thing to say is thank you. No,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: proper thing to say is not his birthday. His birthday
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: is New Year's Day. Now, if you want to get
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: real with it, my real birthday is tomorrow. Act accordingly, everybody.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I want to be showered with praise tomorrow.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I act like I don't want it.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I better be sung happy birthday multiple times tomorrow. Joey
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Porter Jr. was talking to the media yesterday for the
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: first time in a while. you know, about everything that's
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: going on with him in the front office. And, hey, listen,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the NFL season kicks off next week, right? Isn't it
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: like Wednesday we get Patriots, Seahawks, and then I think
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Thursday is the Australia game, and then Steelers will be
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: playing at home next Sunday.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Next Sunday, yeah.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Because this Sunday is Ribfest, you know what I'm saying?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Ribfest starts tomorrow. Here's Joey Porter Jr.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Too much about the future but today I was out
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: there today you know running with the guys still trying
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: to get back fully um but we're going to take
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: it day by day for the most part and that's
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: the same page me and coach been on so far
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: what has.
• 57:35
  Speaker 9: This process been like for you.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: It's been tough not gonna lie it's my first go
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: around this and um but I mean it's been also
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: great because I have all my guys with me all
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: the coaches and players really are on my side I
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: understand everything about the business side of things so It's
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: not really too much to go about it, but it's
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: been a little bit tough, but at the end of
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: the day, it is what it is.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Joey, do you see yourself out there for week one?
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Do you see yourself playing against the Falcons? I can't
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: read the future. I couldn't even give you that answer,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: to be honest. So if the deal doesn't get done,
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: will you still play?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: I've got to talk to... The guy's upstairs in my
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: anus about that one.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So we haven't heard a lot of this before. And
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Joey Porter's not even committing to playing week one.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: No.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: If he doesn't have a new deal, which I honestly,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you know, I know he's got a contract for one
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: year still, but. He wants that guaranteed money. He wants
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to stay with the Steelers. And the report was that
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: they haven't even offered him a deal yet. And the
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: thing that sucks is they've signed the other guys from
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: his draft class. They've gotten big deals and everything. It's
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: wild if they really haven't offered him anything.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: You know, listen, I know they don't do deals when
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the season starts, but maybe with Joey Porter Jr., maybe
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Omar and McCarthy, everybody, Rudy, maybe they're waiting for after Ribfest, okay?
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe they need to get through. Hey, Joey will get
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: through Ribfest first, all right?
• 58:57
  Speaker 12: Maybe McCarthy's going to have a sit-down at Ribfest.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: And work this all out. You tell me deal gets
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: done at Ribfest? I don't know if deals get done
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: at Ribfest. I mean, I don't know what your rib
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: fest is. but mccarthy hasn't been around for rib fest
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: in forever maybe that's why joey porter jr is not
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: getting a new deal right now because mike mccarthy's focused
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: on one thing right now it's not the atlanta falcons
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: it's that rib fest.
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: What did she say.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: You get caught up on Ted Lasso, man. I'm only
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: one episode in on the new season. I don't know
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Are you pumped up? Oh, no. I know what it is.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Well, it's that I watched Ted Lasso with my wife,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: so we have to watch it together. And I'll be like, hey,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Ted Lasso. And she'll be watching something else. She'll be like, nah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like it right now.
• 59:46
  Speaker 12: I like watching things with my wife, but that is
• 59:49
  Speaker 12: the downfall of having to watch things with waiting on
• 59:54
  Speaker 12: somebody else's schedule.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: It's... it's bad, you know, it's, it's good.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: It's good to spend time together, but yes, no, but.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Nobody really wants to do it. It's good. Yes. Let's
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: be honest. Nobody really wants to do it. It's Mikey
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: and Bob here on 96 on kiss.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Dude, the best thing is my wife, Jamie, um, she
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: has been all in to professional wrestling for the last
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: like month.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: And it is incredible.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I will be showing her like YouTube wrestling videos from
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: like the two thousands or the nineties, like stone.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Cold and the rock and stuff. And she's like this,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: she's all in solid. That is amazing.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: It is. It's like a cheat code for me. I'm like,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: after all these years, my wife and like, she knows
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: the pattern now she knows like Monday night.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: She's like Monday night, raw tonight. I'm like, Oh my God.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: What was the gateway in?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was one of the reality shows, like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: the Netflix show where it shows behind the scenes and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: like the real people. And, you know, it sort of
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: lifts the veil and everything, but she, I don't know, man.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: So I feel very, I feel blessed before to have
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: her in my life. But the fact that my wife
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: watches professional wrestling with me now. We just got to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: get lined up on Ted Lasso, though, because I'm only
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: one episode in and I got to wait for.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob here on 96. One kiss
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: about to wrap up the show here. Buccos back at
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: home tonight, taking on the Giants after that weird game
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: yesterday where they went to walk off on a, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just misthrow to first base. And then tomorrow it's an
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  Speaker 1: afternoon game. For the Buccos, 1235. And also, Ribfest kicks
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  Speaker 1: off tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, buddy. That's right. Also, tomorrow's my birthday.
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  Speaker 8: Ribs.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't really mean anything.
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  Speaker 3: Birthday ribs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes. Okay. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody wants to bring in racks and racks of
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  Speaker 1: ribs from Ribfest, I will Edmund Nelson the hell out of.
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  Speaker 2: Those things for my birthday. You know, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Some people got that one, yeah. Oh, wait, we got
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  Speaker 1: to name the podcast, right? Again, thanks to our friends
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  Speaker 1: over at the C Harper Auto Group. They are the best.
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  Speaker 1: We reached out to them a couple of days ago
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  Speaker 1: and said, hey, they made these Mikey and Bob Jeep
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  Speaker 1: ducks that we put on people's Jeeps and everything, you know,
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  Speaker 1: out in the wild. And we said, hey, we're like,
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  Speaker 1: we're basically out of the Jeep ducks. They made two
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  Speaker 1: boxes of them and sent it to us. I just
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  Speaker 1: love this relationship we have with the C.
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  Speaker 2: Harper Auto Group. They've been great to us. They have.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, if you see Bob in his Dodge Ram,
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  Speaker 1: Laramie drives a big white Dodge Ram. I drive the
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  Speaker 1: purple Jeep Gladiator. Yeah, we got ducks. We got ducks. C.
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  Speaker 1: Harper Auto Group, the official sponsor of the Mikey and
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  Speaker 1: Bob podcast. What do you want to name the podcast today, Bob?
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  Speaker 8: Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Nip's Fart Corner.
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  Speaker 21: Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Nip's fart corner. That's a great name. All right, that's
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  Speaker 2: it for us. It's my birthday tomorrow. Get caught up
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  Speaker 2: with the podcast. If you miss any show, write a secret.
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  Speaker 6: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: WKST FM Pittsburgh, 96.1 KISS.